October 26, 2023 • 30 mins
Today's episode Dan talks to Shea in Irving about not going to his house this week. We also talk to Bad Larry about how his doctor's appointment went, we were shocked by the results...then we get to placing bets. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the kitchen table.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Hear a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now join my bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan
the graphics got I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I almost came to dinner in the Plass Life.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Almost almost. But this was discussed yesterday after the show.
I did discuss with a picture Deray and Marv and Dylan,
and I just wasn't sure, Like I, how do I
ask if everything's okay at the house before I come
over for dinner.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Just shoot me a text. Okay, I'll tell you, but
I will know by noon.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I was hoping that you would say, hey, coast is clear,
come on over. I would need several hours like prior
to that happening. Okay, yeah, neat an update like next Wednesday,
you want me to come over for dinner? Do your
podcast sit down with break bread with your wife and
daughters the roommate. Yeah, then I'm going to say noon,
(01:14):
maybe noon is the time frame. Okay, you give me
like six hours that.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Let me know at noon and I will feel out
the roommate and we'll go from there. Okay, but it
was it was under review last night. I understand that
we have been on rocks and waves, but we're back
on solid ground, Danny.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Okay, as long as the message doesn't come in morse code.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Thank you. Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
If it's cryptic and you're sending a video to me,
then I'm not going to come over.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
If I text you from a different number, do not
come over. Okay. So it's Dan Patrick takes a gamble
already in progress. We have a Dylan.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
We have Shayan Irving and bat Larry joining us from.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Hello Dan, where are you Larry?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I am outside?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Of course it's lunchtime, okay, all right? And what are
we having for lunch?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
By the way, I haven't ordered yet. I'm guessing tuna fish.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Let us mayo on a whole week with a Coca Cola.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
French for hides, a whole bunch of cokes. I got
my results back from last week.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Oh, flying colors, no way, bullshit, no way, flying.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Color, Dan, everything perfect. It's unbelievable. I was kind of
a little worried because, uh.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Wait, what were they checking? What were they checking for?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I had that this tult I take for soriasis. It's
an objection I give myself once every six weeks or
eight weeks, whenever I feel like giving it, and uh.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Whenever you get there, whatever you feel like. What does
the doctor say to.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Do every like ten or thirty weeks?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
They say every month, but I don't unless unless I
see it some kind of breakout of sorias, I don't
take it. So it's everyone ever call it eight weeks.
So to get the prescription renewed for another they had
to do some blood blood work, so they just blood
working like creatine or some One of my numbers was
abnormal and they say sometimes it could be from dehydration.
(03:10):
And it was like four o'clock where I did the
blood work.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So I guess, Larry, if you drink as much as
you do, you're going to be dehydrated.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, no, it was just four o'clock.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
But I don't drink water. So between the.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Last I know you drink blood wise and Coca Cola.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yes, we just busted this wide open.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, yeah, there's a reason why you.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Be I had a couple. I had a couple of
handfuls of water. When a couple extra handfuls of water?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
When I why were you having handfuls of Why don't
you drink? They have bottles, they have glass.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
They've been that's my wife says, how about a glass, Larry,
But no, it's just you force a little extra water
in and your body regulates it and your back of perfect.
So like a handful of water, you literally you have. Hey,
I got a good thing. Say I got a good
thing for you when the roommates do. I was up
in the Connecticut, New York for left. Thank god I didn'
(04:03):
see any football on Sunday because I think I lost
every game. Outhouse Orchards picking apples. It was a fabulous day.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
You should do it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Won't do it Outhouse Orchards on a Sunday.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
That's the name of the outhouse Orchards.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
But it was great, way.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Better than I have a problem with something called outhouse Orchards.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Especially recommending it for me, Like, what the hell are
you trying to say.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Lary, He's calling you it's a pussy.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think redneck.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
It's a family.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
The family name is Outhouse. I don't believe that.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah, the wedding those when you get married. The wedding
is uh, somebody of mine's daughter who lives in have on.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
It was my bad, my bad.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No, No, I should I never should have. I never
should have gone down this road.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Dylan is up plus twenty units. He lost one unit
last week. Shay is up plus three. He lost four
units bad. Larry is at zero and that's an appropriate number.
He lost one unit last week. By the way, Dylan
did get seven units on Formula one. Larry got seven
units on other bets as well.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Anything.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
By the way, can we clear this up because I
thought I was I was praising Dylan on the radio show.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah you were. I said, Dylan picked Rangers Diamondbacks in
the World Series when the playoffs started. But why aren't
you getting credit for that?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Because Ray hates me? I think. No, No, there's a
there's a real reason. Okay, I forgot to place the bet, Dan,
I was looking at DraftKings.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
But did you make the bet on the show?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I made the bet on the show.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Okay, Yes, Ray.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Your bet is Rangers to beat the d Backs in
the World Series, not both them to demand So the
Rangers have to win in order for this to count.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Wow, that's still impressive, though. I thought you had futures
that you had. You had the Rangers Diamondbacks in the
World Series. You actually picked Rangers over the Diamondbacks, so
you're not gonna get credit. Were a great call that
no one else had, None of the experts, not Tim Kirkshan,
not Harold Reynolds, not Tom Bruducci, No, just Dylan Grady,
(06:10):
just Dylan Dylan O'Grady.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I have to look at it because I thought it
was just the matchup. I do have a future on
the Rangers to win separate from that, Okay, but either way,
pretty damn close. If that's the case.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
No, it's it's very, very, very impressive.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I saw them if you'd picked the matchup, like at
the beginning of the season, ye, like, I think one
hundred dollars bet would have won. There were like one
hundred and fifteen hundred to one or something for that matchup.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
But you didn't pick it up, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Well, it might be interesting to someone to know if
you had done that, you know, you would have won
one hundred and fifty grand.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
We're not, but we're not doing if I had done
this at the beginning of the year. I've had a
time machine. I swear to God.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
No, this is just like an information I know.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
But you did it to start the postseason. Just take
credit for that. It's a victory.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Lap.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Don't go, hey, you don't.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
What if you if you bet like one thousand dollars
on Christian McCaffrey to score at least one touchdown in
the last what fourteen games? Yeah, you'd be up a
million dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
That's a funny one too, because that means that, like
the week before, you were putting five hundred grand on
Christian McCaffrey to score a touchdown. Yeah, So what point
do you get off of that? What point do you
stop rolling it over? If you're you know, say you're
a guy who's doing it when you're at like one
hundred grand, you.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Got to have a number. You got to have a number.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Okay, what would your number be, Larry? If if you
were going to bet on Christian McCaffrey scoring a touchdown,
and let's say you had a million dollars on that,
they got the Bengals coming to town. So you're up
a million, and would you place any money on Christian
McCaffrey to score another touchdown to I think set the
NFL record for most consecutive games with a touchdown.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Yeah, I would bet some of it, but I wouldn't
roll a million over coward. But that's how I'm a
little bit of.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
A Okay, how much would you? Okay, so you're taking
nine hundred thousand, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
And putting that in my pocket and betting one hundred
grand probably a good number. All right, what about a
million on it?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
What about you? Sha If I get up to a million,
but you have to roll up to a million, yeah,
I'm rolling over absolutely, okay, absolutely, without a question, absolutely, Dylan,
would you roll it all over?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I think by the time I got to like being
up five hundred grand, and I'd be like, this has
to this luck's got to run out. I'd probably be
out of five.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Hundred k if you roll over a million.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
But you get I mean, they're basically it's like even
odds every week at this point, so you're basically your
million would be to win a million.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That's two million. Yeah, they got it?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Okay? Two million or zero?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Can we start even real money?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Can we start this thing again? This has been a
shitty start to this. Normally we're better you are. Yeah,
bad Larry's waiting to go have his outhouse or an
out house.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I'm ready to get my day going. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Okay, all right, all right, right, Dylan, anything you want
to recamp from last week?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I mean, Dan, really the game of the century was
the Iowa game.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
You did it again, Yeah, you did it again. You
you had three units on Iowa Minnesota under even if
they allowed that punt return to happen, you're still on.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
There at twenty nine. Yeah, and that was that was
like I said, it was a shootout. I did say
I was going to bet on it to be seventeen ten.
Obviously that's opened.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
But it would have been seventeen to twelve.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah. Mathematically, that's probably the closest you could get to
predicting the score of a game, like you could bet
on those, which obviously is just like a wash.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You had a parlay. Did you come close on this?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I had three of the four that charge. I don't know, Dan,
I know you're kind of used to be a big
Chargers guy.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
You've not anymore.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
He retracted that I think anymore. I'm right there with you.
They've that's a team that's burned me.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
The Chargers getting five and a half, that's what you
lost on.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, and like the for the whole they didn't. I
don't think they scored in the second half if I remember.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Because you saw what they let Mahomes do in the
first I mean that wasna Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Uh, you had Formula one Lewis Hamilton podium finish. You
know you got okay, So that's you did well there,
But nobody cares about it.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Nobody cares about that, Shay. Anything you want to mention here, yeah,
I do. Penn State is fraudulent. Tennessee was covering the
whole damn game until the fourth quarter. They screwed me there.
Rangers disappointed me, and the NFL is the NFL. I'll
go even I lose the juice that happens every damn year.
Bad Layry, you got anything you want to recount?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Destroyed college football? And I agree, say the NFL's list
a coin flip. And I only got four NFL games
this week because I'm afraid I don't. I don't know
what's going on there.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
You won college I got wrapped.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, you got three four out of five.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
I was gonna say, I was gonna say my three
college you know, preseason over eight and a half wins
are all locked. Damn, you might go undefeated. Yeah, I'm sorry,
not this week. You don't think you're gonna beat Marshall.
They Oh, I'm looking last week.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That was last week.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I got both, I got both envelopes in front.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
No, no, there's always a goddamn excuse.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
I'm gonna look at the wrong envelope. Yeah, laying in
nineteen and a half. So, oh, do you know he's
gonna win the game?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Okay? Uh?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
In the NFL, you got all of them wrong except
for Eagles minus two and a half against the Dolphins.
That leads us to bets for this week. Dylan, you're
still up on everybody. I'll let you start, all.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Right, Dan Well, I was not playing this week, which
is just shay.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Do you think Dylan knows what he's doing? Now? Hell?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Now, Danny, I mean, look at do you think bad
Larry knows what he's doing?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I think Bad Larry does have sharp ideas. I think
he's convalescent, so it's hard for him to use the
words he should, But I think he's got sharp brain.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, And what the fuck does that make you.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I got sharp ideas too. I'm just degenerates. That's a problem.
You throws it up against the wall and it sticks.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Well, it seems to be sticking quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Okay, all right, I like this a little back and forth.
Guys are drinking white cloth. You guys are outlaws. Man,
I'm back here. You are all the way back.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You are drinking a white class about my only a
hundred calories and it's important to me. I don't think
you've been worried about calories. Oh wow, looks like there
we go. Now they're gonna know mask off.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Actually we could just start making up what you look
like and making the most disgusting creature of all time.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Close, I take back to making what do you do? Oh? What?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
What?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
What is this thing on? This is odd?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
It is bulking season.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
That okay, I'm bulking up, that's what. Well, we got
a hot dog machine in there.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Oh yeah, you haven't seen the new gear.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
So have a snow cone machine and a hot dog machine.
Hot dog MACHINEOI get me here. Well, I love hot dogs. Dylan, Dylan,
you're gonna it's gonna do damage to you.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
We took a break today oh, I know you go.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Down the hallway and you could smell the hot beef
dogs U whenever we ever ran.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
We have some some Hebrew nationals. Yeah, okay, t Keito's yeah, taketos.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Teketos for uh Mario.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, so we have marke he No, he's the one
that brought him man profiling, I get it.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
There's a mariachi band.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
There's brought home mates. It's so good. All right, okay,
so dyl what do you have this week? Here we go?
Come on now, you.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Guys are making fun of my logic. But no Iowa
this week. So I'm taking Iowa state under against the
state of Iowa. Yeah, fuck the state of Iowa.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh, I was great, dude.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Okay, I've never been, but there's never been a reason
to show trip Iowa, I know, except for des Moines.
I've heard the Moines.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Those are great people. Those are great people.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Well, they like to not score a lot of points.
I don't know. I just see this game.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Actually did sounds like a stripper des Mone to the
main des Monet to the main stage.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
Yes, ray, So I just looked it up. Can anyone
tell me? According to this trip Advisor website, the best
place to go in Iowa?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
What city?
Speaker 8 (14:32):
Just Iowa?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
In general? Corey Taylor's house, squat Cities, m movie, there's
a it's a movie.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
That that's number one.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Children of the Corn.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Okay, continue, Dylan, I got Larry's waiting to go in
and have lunch.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Oh sorry, Larry. Florida plus fourteen and a half against Jauja.
I don't know. Georgia this season just not.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Good against the spread?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
No, nope, Okay. And there in Jacksonville, Yeah, I died
that into the world's largest outdoor concktail.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
How was it?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
It was?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Okay, that's it? I mean, Blake, what do you mean?
How was it? Was it a party? Were you freaking out? No?
How old were you? I was grown ass man.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Is the world's largest anything?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Really?
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Great? Marvin?
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Huh uh?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
No, I went to it. I think I was expecting
more at the world's largest cocktail. But you were a
married man with kids by that, Yeah, I think so. Yeah,
there you go, Danny. Yeah, boring. Even if I was single,
it wouldn't have mattered. I don't believe. No, I'm telling
you no game whatsoever. Oh that I believe that part.
I believe I meant the talent was there. That's for
(15:49):
damn sure.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
It's probably a fun place to just get blasted.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Like I had any game. No, not at all, Danny, No,
even now.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Correct, correct, you have kind of said a much.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
You have college. In college, you didn't have any game. No,
you've literally said this on the show several times, how
hard it was for you to get dates on. That
is true, that is true. But you look at me, Danny.
I got a lot of dates. I had a lot
of time with the ladies. And it ain't because of
my pretty face.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Because I got game, and because you can pay them.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Correct, because those checks don't bounce. Yeah, okay, all right,
so you yes smart.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
So the young ladies they took checks from me.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
When you keep coming back, Marvin consistently, the cash.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Caramel and they took.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Us and Sina Ray too less Las Vegas now they
take zel. I don't do that.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
That can trace back to the joint, the count and they.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Definitely can't trace it.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Once again.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
You catch me if you can.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I'm a genius. Jerry Springer got caught that way, the
mayor of Cincinnati two times. With the river on fire,
yes he no, the river on fires in Cleveland, No,
but it was no, no, no. The river lit up twice
when Jerry Springer was the mayor. Apps are positive. That's
my hometown. I know. Jerry Springer is a god. He's dead. Well,
he's y. Yeah, he was with Actually he was on
(17:18):
the tribe, so he ain't really.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Yeah, So where did where would he have gone? Then?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I don't know the dirt. I don't know how they
do it. Dylan, you could tell us.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
All well, I'm not there yet, but you know what,
once here we go, Dylan, all right, so I got
Oregon minus six and a half against Utah coming off there,
win against USC Larry Old Dominion money line against j
m U plus eight fifty book it.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
They laughed when Dylan took the money line on Stanford.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Again.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
He's saying, and the JMU house has to come down
at some point because they are pretty fucking good. But
Old Dominion has been good. I forget who they beat
last week, but they won outright as like a touchdown underdog. Okay,
and then u c F minus seven against West Virginia.
U CF should have beaten Oklahoma last week.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Maybe they left it all there. This is interesting because
West Virginia's last game was a fucking shit show too.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
The emotion game.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, emotionally, both these teams are coming off with the
high emotions. Yeah that was could go either Okay, anything else.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Yep, I got a I'll squeak in a quick MLB
bet Dan World Series Game one, Tommy fam To hit
a home run over half a home run plus six hundred.
I think he struck out like the last three games. Okay,
he's due, He's due.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Okayf NFL game So for the NFL, Dolphins minus nine
afagainst the Patriots, as simple as the Patriots are playing
in Miami.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
And the Patriots suck and they beat the Bills last week,
so there they got their one good win.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Maybe TWA doesn't or doesn't have Tyreek kill.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Jyal and Wade all here we go. Bengals plus three
and a half against the Niners.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
It was five and a half, now down to three
and a half with Sam Darnald.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't trust Sam Darnald. I
know everyone says it doesn't make a difference, but uh
and Bucks Bills tonight under forty three and a half primetime.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Under Dan oh Man.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Okay, and I actually have a teaser and a parlay. Sure,
why not?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Right?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
So I got a six six point teaser Bears plus
fourteen and a half against the Chargers and Raiders plus
fourteen against the Lions the Sunday and Monday night games,
and then parlay wise all dog money line parlays, Panthers
money line, Titans money line, Giants money line, Jesus Christ
plus a thousand. Okay, they're all three point spread underdogs too, Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
So this is what you do when you're up freaking
seventeen point.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Some room to play with?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah, so Panthers, Titans, Giants money line for Dylan Shyean Irving.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Here we go, all right, Orange Man plus three versus
the Goiters, Washington State minus six against a su the
herpe Kindssiphialades. I got the Beavers laying three and a
half against the Wildcats, Georgia State, Georgia South under sixty
two and a half actually, and Louisville it's four.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
And a half now, yeah, okay, all right, fuck shit,
all right, I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
What was it when you tug it three? That's a
big point and a half.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Huge? Yeah? Well, well, all right, baseball, I got thirty
one twenty six Rangers over the no Names over eight runs,
Nathan VOLDI Yeah, big game, Nate, Yeah, big game. N
He'll be on the bump. He'll be on the bump.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
He throws some gas.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
You've been on the bump before.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Hey, it's never just won though, down No no.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
NFL Bill's minus nine, Miami laying nine and a half
colts plus one. Bingo bango, Danny. Did I ever tell
you that I was playing in a basketball game when
I came out of the locker room and the crowd
we were playing in all black school, and they were
cheering ship, goddamn, get off your ass in jam, Ship,
(21:21):
goddamn Jam.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
So Marvin was just doing that and I walked out.
I'm like, we're we're gonna get smoked here. Like this
cheering section was like.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, that's Hell's bells for you.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
No, No, it was Enter Sandman, Enter white Man.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
And the principals leading the charts to ship.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Goddamn your ass in jam.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
They're they're dunking in the lamp right right.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
You're not even allowed to dunk back then, yes.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Seven shatters the back, let's just call it.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
And these were the cheerleaders. They were dunking too, All right,
do you have anything else? No, Danny, I just had
a really bad week last week and Quinn Yours is
out three to six. Thank god. The Rangers are in
the World Series. But nothing else is going right. Mike
McCarthy's the head coach of the freaking Dallas Cowboys, and
I'm an unhappy person in general. But you're in love
at home. We are getting along again. We got Halloween
(22:17):
with the kids coming up, though that's always a problem
for me. Why because I don't dress up. I don't
give a damn And I think it's a satanic ritual
that people have been plied into celebrating. I think Halloween
is a day, the one day in the year when
the wall between us and the other realm gets thinner.
(22:38):
What about Day of the Dead, Dya Delos Martos. Yeah,
that's another one. But isn't that on Halloween.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Too, No, it's a couple of days after they space
it out the same shit.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Okay, we got a week Halloween is on a Tuesday. Yeah,
that's kind of it, But then I would be coming
over next Wednesday. Yeah, oh no, there is no all
having sage and the room with all that shit.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Uh, let's let's get to bad Larry, before you gotta
go in.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
You've got a busy afternoon.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
This is true, Dan, Three team teasers, two units each,
the Bills plus a point and a half, the Dolphins
plus half a point, and the Lions plus a point
and a half.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
That's the point of the Lions plus a point.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Okay, that's fine. Then the second one is the Dolphins
again plus the half a point or one and a half,
Eagles plus Eagles plus three and a half three, and
the Jets and the Jets plus seven and a half
seven seven? Okay, fight one unit NFL the Bills minus
(23:46):
to nine. I had it at eight and a half,
but I already saw Chase on the same size. That's good,
Jets minus the two and a half against the Giants, which.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Must be three now, no, it's two and a half.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Ye Then my as my teaser down to seven.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Uh oh, picture day, Ray.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
I'll defend myself here, Larry, What time did you send
me the pics today? How much time do I have
to do this? When you send me the pics?
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Much? I thought I sent him last night? Ignored your text?
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Okay, so get mine on Wednesday night?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Is Larry getting seven and a half or is he
getting minus to like what what's straight here?
Speaker 8 (24:23):
You'll get seven and a half, Larry.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Okay, you get seven and a half against John Hold on,
wait a Minuteait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
That's if I said, Larry, one a second. If I
send my picks in like a Monday, are you going
to count the lines for that day or we're gonna
have to do game day lines? Game day lines? All right?
Never mind, go Larry?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Yeah, thanks Jay. Yeah, he's just saying I got my
picks in late like you do every week.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
All right, I got a fucking job, Larry.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
I'll take that hit. Ray, I'll take that hit for you.
It was my fault. So now I lost my place.
What do they got?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You had the Jets minus two and a half against
the gym, thank.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
You, right, Vikings plus one against the Packers, and the
Cardinals plus eight and a half against the.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Races eight plus eight.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Okay, that's fine, Okay that my NFL games. Now back
in the college games, I got Florida State minus twenty
and a half against wake Fires. Ok Oklahoma minus to
ten against Kansas. I'm a little worried about that, but
I think almost for a blowout. Yep, Notre Dame over
forty four and a half against Pittsburgh forty four. I'm
(25:28):
not touching, I'm not touching the line.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
But uh forty four forty four?
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Okay, UFC minus a ten against California, and I think, Dylan,
did you take California?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
No, and nobody takes California. They take Cow, Berkeley Cow. Yeah,
just Cow, not California.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Oh it's with con You took the Ohio State game? No,
you took Georgia. Never mind Wisconsin plus fourteen and a
half against Ohio State.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I have no idea continue.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
J jmu minus nineteen and a half.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Nineteen nineteen four. Shark money coming in.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Yeah, here he comes, and I and I want the
jamu odu over forty eight, Right, that's it, Dan, b
lock and load them.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Regret that last one, Larry, Yeah, the Dolphins, that's bad.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
That's real bad.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Going undefeated?
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Who jam is going undefeated this year?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
All right? Fine? Bet it.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Championship once again recapping Dylan is up plus twenty, Shay
plus three.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And Larry is zero. Brutal right now?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Any parting words? Shay and Irving podcast of course, Weather permitting,
weather permitting. I think it's going to be a solo
show tonight with just me and producer John Hammer is
playing tennis.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Now, why didn't you play last night? Why didn't you
do the podcast last night?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I thought you didn't going over, so I didn't set
it up.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
But if you knew that you were going to do
it on Thursday, you could have sent me a note
last night to say we're not doing it tonight. How
about Thursday? Danny, This is all done by the producer
and he just got back from Israel. Danny, this's a
war zone. You don't need to put this on me, Okay, Shay.
A Irving podcast available wherever you get your podcast, And
I promise I will do this before the end of
the season. I promise, and hopefully I go over there
(27:17):
with you and your roommate. Everybody is on the same page, Copathetic. Yes,
and you said she can cook, really cook?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Okay? Is she a cooker chef? She is a cook. Okay.
She doesn't wear an apron, so she and a chef.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Oh did she make anything that's not Italian?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Fin Yeah, she made pasole last night and it was
incredible chicken pasole. And what did you drink. I drank
red wine. It was an Italian red full body okay, yeah,
and that's how you like your ladies. My coffee too strong,
black and hot. Yes. Ray.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
So if I told you, guys, I had a bet
here that's plus fifty six units on the year, would
you would have to take it?
Speaker 7 (28:01):
Right?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I would fade it. There's no way they're going to
continue that streak.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
All right?
Speaker 8 (28:04):
Well, I found this hamster online. He picks primetime games.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Like Richard Gears Hampson, No, no, dirty, You're better than that.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
He picks primetime games. He's six and fifteen this year
for plus fifty six units on first touchdown scores.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Every week.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
He hit TJ.
Speaker 8 (28:22):
Hockinson for plus fifteen hundred, Joe Mixon for plus four hundred,
I'm and Ross Saint Brown plus eight fifty, Pachico plus
eight fifty, George Kittle plus fourteen hundred, and then he
had Dallas Goddard last Monday or this Monday plus twenty
one hundred six and fifteen plus fifty six units this year.
I reached out to the guy he's sending us, Yes,
(28:44):
the hamster specifically, I want the fucking hamster here.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Well, we probably had an easier time getting a hamster
than the guy from prison.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Right.
Speaker 8 (28:50):
I worked really hard on that.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
I was proud of that.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, right, great that.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
That was a good first task. If you can deliver
the hamster. Yeah, I don't really seal the deal.
Speaker 8 (29:01):
He's sending us his picks for tonight, and I'm gonna
put it on our Instagram. The DP show takes a
gamble Instagram, so I'm following it. I'm plus thirty five
units this year following it.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
It's it's legit. He's really good.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
So he's got a system. The ain's just throwing up
against the wall. Wait, you made You've made money.
Speaker 8 (29:18):
I've made thirty six units betting on this hamster in total.
He's up plus fifty six. I got on late.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Well, why the hell do I have these guys on
when I can probably?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I mean, we could get rid of Larry.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Who does he have?
Speaker 8 (29:34):
We don't know yet.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
We have to wait till, wait till the hamster sends it.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Yeah, yeah, he's like you.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
He sends him in.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Late Wednesday night.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
All right, good luck with your bets there, men, and
you too, Dylan, and thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
We'll talk to you next week and Damn Patrick Jakes
again
Speaker 3 (30:01):
From
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the kitchen table.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Hear a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now join my bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan
the graphics got I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I almost came to dinner in the Plass Life.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Almost almost. But this was discussed yesterday after the show.
I did discuss with a picture Deray and Marv and Dylan,
and I just wasn't sure, Like I, how do I
ask if everything's okay at the house before I come
over for dinner.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Just shoot me a text. Okay, I'll tell you, but
I will know by noon.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I was hoping that you would say, hey, coast is clear,
come on over. I would need several hours like prior
to that happening. Okay, yeah, neat an update like next Wednesday,
you want me to come over for dinner? Do your
podcast sit down with break bread with your wife and
daughters the roommate. Yeah, then I'm going to say noon,
(01:14):
maybe noon is the time frame. Okay, you give me
like six hours that.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Let me know at noon and I will feel out
the roommate and we'll go from there. Okay, but it
was it was under review last night. I understand that
we have been on rocks and waves, but we're back
on solid ground, Danny.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Okay, as long as the message doesn't come in morse code.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Thank you. Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
If it's cryptic and you're sending a video to me,
then I'm not going to come over.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
If I text you from a different number, do not
come over. Okay. So it's Dan Patrick takes a gamble
already in progress. We have a Dylan.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
We have Shayan Irving and bat Larry joining us from.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Hello Dan, where are you Larry?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I am outside?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Of course it's lunchtime, okay, all right? And what are
we having for lunch?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
By the way, I haven't ordered yet. I'm guessing tuna fish.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Let us mayo on a whole week with a Coca Cola.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
French for hides, a whole bunch of cokes. I got
my results back from last week.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Oh, flying colors, no way, bullshit, no way, flying.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Color, Dan, everything perfect. It's unbelievable. I was kind of
a little worried because, uh.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Wait, what were they checking? What were they checking for?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I had that this tult I take for soriasis. It's
an objection I give myself once every six weeks or
eight weeks, whenever I feel like giving it, and uh.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Whenever you get there, whatever you feel like. What does
the doctor say to.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Do every like ten or thirty weeks?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
They say every month, but I don't unless unless I
see it some kind of breakout of sorias, I don't
take it. So it's everyone ever call it eight weeks.
So to get the prescription renewed for another they had
to do some blood blood work, so they just blood
working like creatine or some One of my numbers was
abnormal and they say sometimes it could be from dehydration.
(03:10):
And it was like four o'clock where I did the
blood work.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So I guess, Larry, if you drink as much as
you do, you're going to be dehydrated.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, no, it was just four o'clock.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
But I don't drink water. So between the.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Last I know you drink blood wise and Coca Cola.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yes, we just busted this wide open.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, yeah, there's a reason why you.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Be I had a couple. I had a couple of
handfuls of water. When a couple extra handfuls of water?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
When I why were you having handfuls of Why don't
you drink? They have bottles, they have glass.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
They've been that's my wife says, how about a glass, Larry,
But no, it's just you force a little extra water
in and your body regulates it and your back of perfect.
So like a handful of water, you literally you have. Hey,
I got a good thing. Say I got a good
thing for you when the roommates do. I was up
in the Connecticut, New York for left. Thank god I didn'
(04:03):
see any football on Sunday because I think I lost
every game. Outhouse Orchards picking apples. It was a fabulous day.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
You should do it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Won't do it Outhouse Orchards on a Sunday.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
That's the name of the outhouse Orchards.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
But it was great, way.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Better than I have a problem with something called outhouse Orchards.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Especially recommending it for me, Like, what the hell are
you trying to say.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Lary, He's calling you it's a pussy.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think redneck.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
It's a family.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
The family name is Outhouse. I don't believe that.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah, the wedding those when you get married. The wedding
is uh, somebody of mine's daughter who lives in have on.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
It was my bad, my bad.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No, No, I should I never should have. I never
should have gone down this road.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Dylan is up plus twenty units. He lost one unit
last week. Shay is up plus three. He lost four
units bad. Larry is at zero and that's an appropriate number.
He lost one unit last week. By the way, Dylan
did get seven units on Formula one. Larry got seven
units on other bets as well.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Anything.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
By the way, can we clear this up because I
thought I was I was praising Dylan on the radio show.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah you were. I said, Dylan picked Rangers Diamondbacks in
the World Series when the playoffs started. But why aren't
you getting credit for that?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Because Ray hates me? I think. No, No, there's a
there's a real reason. Okay, I forgot to place the bet, Dan,
I was looking at DraftKings.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
But did you make the bet on the show?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I made the bet on the show.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Okay, Yes, Ray.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Your bet is Rangers to beat the d Backs in
the World Series, not both them to demand So the
Rangers have to win in order for this to count.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Wow, that's still impressive, though. I thought you had futures
that you had. You had the Rangers Diamondbacks in the
World Series. You actually picked Rangers over the Diamondbacks, so
you're not gonna get credit. Were a great call that
no one else had, None of the experts, not Tim Kirkshan,
not Harold Reynolds, not Tom Bruducci, No, just Dylan Grady,
(06:10):
just Dylan Dylan O'Grady.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I have to look at it because I thought it
was just the matchup. I do have a future on
the Rangers to win separate from that, Okay, but either way,
pretty damn close. If that's the case.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
No, it's it's very, very, very impressive.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I saw them if you'd picked the matchup, like at
the beginning of the season, ye, like, I think one
hundred dollars bet would have won. There were like one
hundred and fifteen hundred to one or something for that matchup.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
But you didn't pick it up, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Well, it might be interesting to someone to know if
you had done that, you know, you would have won
one hundred and fifty grand.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
We're not, but we're not doing if I had done
this at the beginning of the year. I've had a
time machine. I swear to God.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
No, this is just like an information I know.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
But you did it to start the postseason. Just take
credit for that. It's a victory.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Lap.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Don't go, hey, you don't.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
What if you if you bet like one thousand dollars
on Christian McCaffrey to score at least one touchdown in
the last what fourteen games? Yeah, you'd be up a
million dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
That's a funny one too, because that means that, like
the week before, you were putting five hundred grand on
Christian McCaffrey to score a touchdown. Yeah, So what point
do you get off of that? What point do you
stop rolling it over? If you're you know, say you're
a guy who's doing it when you're at like one
hundred grand, you.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Got to have a number. You got to have a number.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Okay, what would your number be, Larry? If if you
were going to bet on Christian McCaffrey scoring a touchdown,
and let's say you had a million dollars on that,
they got the Bengals coming to town. So you're up
a million, and would you place any money on Christian
McCaffrey to score another touchdown to I think set the
NFL record for most consecutive games with a touchdown.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Yeah, I would bet some of it, but I wouldn't
roll a million over coward. But that's how I'm a
little bit of.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
A Okay, how much would you? Okay, so you're taking
nine hundred thousand, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
And putting that in my pocket and betting one hundred
grand probably a good number. All right, what about a
million on it?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
What about you? Sha If I get up to a million,
but you have to roll up to a million, yeah,
I'm rolling over absolutely, okay, absolutely, without a question, absolutely, Dylan,
would you roll it all over?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I think by the time I got to like being
up five hundred grand, and I'd be like, this has
to this luck's got to run out. I'd probably be
out of five.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Hundred k if you roll over a million.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
But you get I mean, they're basically it's like even
odds every week at this point, so you're basically your
million would be to win a million.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That's two million. Yeah, they got it?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Okay? Two million or zero?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Can we start even real money?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Can we start this thing again? This has been a
shitty start to this. Normally we're better you are. Yeah,
bad Larry's waiting to go have his outhouse or an
out house.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I'm ready to get my day going. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Okay, all right, all right, right, Dylan, anything you want
to recamp from last week?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I mean, Dan, really the game of the century was
the Iowa game.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
You did it again, Yeah, you did it again. You
you had three units on Iowa Minnesota under even if
they allowed that punt return to happen, you're still on.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
There at twenty nine. Yeah, and that was that was
like I said, it was a shootout. I did say
I was going to bet on it to be seventeen ten.
Obviously that's opened.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
But it would have been seventeen to twelve.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah. Mathematically, that's probably the closest you could get to
predicting the score of a game, like you could bet
on those, which obviously is just like a wash.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You had a parlay. Did you come close on this?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I had three of the four that charge. I don't know, Dan,
I know you're kind of used to be a big
Chargers guy.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
You've not anymore.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
He retracted that I think anymore. I'm right there with you.
They've that's a team that's burned me.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
The Chargers getting five and a half, that's what you
lost on.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, and like the for the whole they didn't. I
don't think they scored in the second half if I remember.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Because you saw what they let Mahomes do in the
first I mean that wasna Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Uh, you had Formula one Lewis Hamilton podium finish. You
know you got okay, So that's you did well there,
But nobody cares about it.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Nobody cares about that, Shay. Anything you want to mention here, yeah,
I do. Penn State is fraudulent. Tennessee was covering the
whole damn game until the fourth quarter. They screwed me there.
Rangers disappointed me, and the NFL is the NFL. I'll
go even I lose the juice that happens every damn year.
Bad Layry, you got anything you want to recount?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Destroyed college football? And I agree, say the NFL's list
a coin flip. And I only got four NFL games
this week because I'm afraid I don't. I don't know
what's going on there.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
You won college I got wrapped.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, you got three four out of five.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
I was gonna say, I was gonna say my three
college you know, preseason over eight and a half wins
are all locked. Damn, you might go undefeated. Yeah, I'm sorry,
not this week. You don't think you're gonna beat Marshall.
They Oh, I'm looking last week.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That was last week.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I got both, I got both envelopes in front.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
No, no, there's always a goddamn excuse.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
I'm gonna look at the wrong envelope. Yeah, laying in
nineteen and a half. So, oh, do you know he's
gonna win the game?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Okay? Uh?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
In the NFL, you got all of them wrong except
for Eagles minus two and a half against the Dolphins.
That leads us to bets for this week. Dylan, you're
still up on everybody. I'll let you start, all.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Right, Dan Well, I was not playing this week, which
is just shay.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Do you think Dylan knows what he's doing? Now? Hell?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Now, Danny, I mean, look at do you think bad
Larry knows what he's doing?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I think Bad Larry does have sharp ideas. I think
he's convalescent, so it's hard for him to use the
words he should, But I think he's got sharp brain.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, And what the fuck does that make you.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I got sharp ideas too. I'm just degenerates. That's a problem.
You throws it up against the wall and it sticks.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Well, it seems to be sticking quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Okay, all right, I like this a little back and forth.
Guys are drinking white cloth. You guys are outlaws. Man,
I'm back here. You are all the way back.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You are drinking a white class about my only a
hundred calories and it's important to me. I don't think
you've been worried about calories. Oh wow, looks like there
we go. Now they're gonna know mask off.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Actually we could just start making up what you look
like and making the most disgusting creature of all time.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Close, I take back to making what do you do? Oh? What?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
What?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
What is this thing on? This is odd?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
It is bulking season.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
That okay, I'm bulking up, that's what. Well, we got
a hot dog machine in there.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Oh yeah, you haven't seen the new gear.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
So have a snow cone machine and a hot dog machine.
Hot dog MACHINEOI get me here. Well, I love hot dogs. Dylan, Dylan,
you're gonna it's gonna do damage to you.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
We took a break today oh, I know you go.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Down the hallway and you could smell the hot beef
dogs U whenever we ever ran.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
We have some some Hebrew nationals. Yeah, okay, t Keito's yeah, taketos.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Teketos for uh Mario.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, so we have marke he No, he's the one
that brought him man profiling, I get it.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
There's a mariachi band.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
There's brought home mates. It's so good. All right, okay,
so dyl what do you have this week? Here we go?
Come on now, you.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Guys are making fun of my logic. But no Iowa
this week. So I'm taking Iowa state under against the
state of Iowa. Yeah, fuck the state of Iowa.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh, I was great, dude.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Okay, I've never been, but there's never been a reason
to show trip Iowa, I know, except for des Moines.
I've heard the Moines.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Those are great people. Those are great people.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Well, they like to not score a lot of points.
I don't know. I just see this game.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Actually did sounds like a stripper des Mone to the
main des Monet to the main stage.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
Yes, ray, So I just looked it up. Can anyone
tell me? According to this trip Advisor website, the best
place to go in Iowa?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
What city?
Speaker 8 (14:32):
Just Iowa?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
In general? Corey Taylor's house, squat Cities, m movie, there's
a it's a movie.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
That that's number one.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Children of the Corn.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Okay, continue, Dylan, I got Larry's waiting to go in
and have lunch.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Oh sorry, Larry. Florida plus fourteen and a half against Jauja.
I don't know. Georgia this season just not.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Good against the spread?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
No, nope, Okay. And there in Jacksonville, Yeah, I died
that into the world's largest outdoor concktail.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
How was it?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
It was?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Okay, that's it? I mean, Blake, what do you mean?
How was it? Was it a party? Were you freaking out? No?
How old were you? I was grown ass man.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Is the world's largest anything?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Really?
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Great? Marvin?
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Huh uh?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
No, I went to it. I think I was expecting
more at the world's largest cocktail. But you were a
married man with kids by that, Yeah, I think so. Yeah,
there you go, Danny. Yeah, boring. Even if I was single,
it wouldn't have mattered. I don't believe. No, I'm telling
you no game whatsoever. Oh that I believe that part.
I believe I meant the talent was there. That's for
(15:49):
damn sure.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
It's probably a fun place to just get blasted.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Like I had any game. No, not at all, Danny, No,
even now.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Correct, correct, you have kind of said a much.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
You have college. In college, you didn't have any game. No,
you've literally said this on the show several times, how
hard it was for you to get dates on. That
is true, that is true. But you look at me, Danny.
I got a lot of dates. I had a lot
of time with the ladies. And it ain't because of
my pretty face.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Because I got game, and because you can pay them.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Correct, because those checks don't bounce. Yeah, okay, all right,
so you yes smart.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
So the young ladies they took checks from me.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
When you keep coming back, Marvin consistently, the cash.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Caramel and they took.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Us and Sina Ray too less Las Vegas now they
take zel. I don't do that.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
That can trace back to the joint, the count and they.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Definitely can't trace it.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Once again.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
You catch me if you can.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I'm a genius. Jerry Springer got caught that way, the
mayor of Cincinnati two times. With the river on fire,
yes he no, the river on fires in Cleveland, No,
but it was no, no, no. The river lit up twice
when Jerry Springer was the mayor. Apps are positive. That's
my hometown. I know. Jerry Springer is a god. He's dead. Well,
he's y. Yeah, he was with Actually he was on
(17:18):
the tribe, so he ain't really.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Yeah, So where did where would he have gone? Then?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I don't know the dirt. I don't know how they
do it. Dylan, you could tell us.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
All well, I'm not there yet, but you know what,
once here we go, Dylan, all right, so I got
Oregon minus six and a half against Utah coming off there,
win against USC Larry Old Dominion money line against j
m U plus eight fifty book it.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
They laughed when Dylan took the money line on Stanford.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Again.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
He's saying, and the JMU house has to come down
at some point because they are pretty fucking good. But
Old Dominion has been good. I forget who they beat
last week, but they won outright as like a touchdown underdog. Okay,
and then u c F minus seven against West Virginia.
U CF should have beaten Oklahoma last week.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Maybe they left it all there. This is interesting because
West Virginia's last game was a fucking shit show too.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
The emotion game.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, emotionally, both these teams are coming off with the
high emotions. Yeah that was could go either Okay, anything else.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Yep, I got a I'll squeak in a quick MLB
bet Dan World Series Game one, Tommy fam To hit
a home run over half a home run plus six hundred.
I think he struck out like the last three games. Okay,
he's due, He's due.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Okayf NFL game So for the NFL, Dolphins minus nine
afagainst the Patriots, as simple as the Patriots are playing
in Miami.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
And the Patriots suck and they beat the Bills last week,
so there they got their one good win.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Maybe TWA doesn't or doesn't have Tyreek kill.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Jyal and Wade all here we go. Bengals plus three
and a half against the Niners.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
It was five and a half, now down to three
and a half with Sam Darnald.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't trust Sam Darnald. I
know everyone says it doesn't make a difference, but uh
and Bucks Bills tonight under forty three and a half primetime.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Under Dan oh Man.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Okay, and I actually have a teaser and a parlay. Sure,
why not?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Right?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
So I got a six six point teaser Bears plus
fourteen and a half against the Chargers and Raiders plus
fourteen against the Lions the Sunday and Monday night games,
and then parlay wise all dog money line parlays, Panthers
money line, Titans money line, Giants money line, Jesus Christ
plus a thousand. Okay, they're all three point spread underdogs too, Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
So this is what you do when you're up freaking
seventeen point.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Some room to play with?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah, so Panthers, Titans, Giants money line for Dylan Shyean Irving.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Here we go, all right, Orange Man plus three versus
the Goiters, Washington State minus six against a su the
herpe Kindssiphialades. I got the Beavers laying three and a
half against the Wildcats, Georgia State, Georgia South under sixty
two and a half actually, and Louisville it's four.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
And a half now, yeah, okay, all right, fuck shit,
all right, I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
What was it when you tug it three? That's a
big point and a half.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Huge? Yeah? Well, well, all right, baseball, I got thirty
one twenty six Rangers over the no Names over eight runs,
Nathan VOLDI Yeah, big game, Nate, Yeah, big game. N
He'll be on the bump. He'll be on the bump.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
He throws some gas.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
You've been on the bump before.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Hey, it's never just won though, down No no.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
NFL Bill's minus nine, Miami laying nine and a half
colts plus one. Bingo bango, Danny. Did I ever tell
you that I was playing in a basketball game when
I came out of the locker room and the crowd
we were playing in all black school, and they were
cheering ship, goddamn, get off your ass in jam, Ship,
(21:21):
goddamn Jam.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
So Marvin was just doing that and I walked out.
I'm like, we're we're gonna get smoked here. Like this
cheering section was like.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, that's Hell's bells for you.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
No, No, it was Enter Sandman, Enter white Man.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
And the principals leading the charts to ship.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Goddamn your ass in jam.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
They're they're dunking in the lamp right right.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
You're not even allowed to dunk back then, yes.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Seven shatters the back, let's just call it.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
And these were the cheerleaders. They were dunking too, All right,
do you have anything else? No, Danny, I just had
a really bad week last week and Quinn Yours is
out three to six. Thank god. The Rangers are in
the World Series. But nothing else is going right. Mike
McCarthy's the head coach of the freaking Dallas Cowboys, and
I'm an unhappy person in general. But you're in love
at home. We are getting along again. We got Halloween
(22:17):
with the kids coming up, though that's always a problem
for me. Why because I don't dress up. I don't
give a damn And I think it's a satanic ritual
that people have been plied into celebrating. I think Halloween
is a day, the one day in the year when
the wall between us and the other realm gets thinner.
(22:38):
What about Day of the Dead, Dya Delos Martos. Yeah,
that's another one. But isn't that on Halloween.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Too, No, it's a couple of days after they space
it out the same shit.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Okay, we got a week Halloween is on a Tuesday. Yeah,
that's kind of it, But then I would be coming
over next Wednesday. Yeah, oh no, there is no all
having sage and the room with all that shit.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Uh, let's let's get to bad Larry, before you gotta
go in.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
You've got a busy afternoon.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
This is true, Dan, Three team teasers, two units each,
the Bills plus a point and a half, the Dolphins
plus half a point, and the Lions plus a point
and a half.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
That's the point of the Lions plus a point.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Okay, that's fine. Then the second one is the Dolphins
again plus the half a point or one and a half,
Eagles plus Eagles plus three and a half three, and
the Jets and the Jets plus seven and a half
seven seven? Okay, fight one unit NFL the Bills minus
(23:46):
to nine. I had it at eight and a half,
but I already saw Chase on the same size. That's good,
Jets minus the two and a half against the Giants, which.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Must be three now, no, it's two and a half.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Ye Then my as my teaser down to seven.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Uh oh, picture day, Ray.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
I'll defend myself here, Larry, What time did you send
me the pics today? How much time do I have
to do this? When you send me the pics?
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Much? I thought I sent him last night? Ignored your text?
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Okay, so get mine on Wednesday night?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Is Larry getting seven and a half or is he
getting minus to like what what's straight here?
Speaker 8 (24:23):
You'll get seven and a half, Larry.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Okay, you get seven and a half against John Hold on,
wait a Minuteait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
That's if I said, Larry, one a second. If I
send my picks in like a Monday, are you going
to count the lines for that day or we're gonna
have to do game day lines? Game day lines? All right?
Never mind, go Larry?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Yeah, thanks Jay. Yeah, he's just saying I got my
picks in late like you do every week.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
All right, I got a fucking job, Larry.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
I'll take that hit. Ray, I'll take that hit for you.
It was my fault. So now I lost my place.
What do they got?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You had the Jets minus two and a half against
the gym, thank.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
You, right, Vikings plus one against the Packers, and the
Cardinals plus eight and a half against the.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Races eight plus eight.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Okay, that's fine, Okay that my NFL games. Now back
in the college games, I got Florida State minus twenty
and a half against wake Fires. Ok Oklahoma minus to
ten against Kansas. I'm a little worried about that, but
I think almost for a blowout. Yep, Notre Dame over
forty four and a half against Pittsburgh forty four. I'm
(25:28):
not touching, I'm not touching the line.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
But uh forty four forty four?
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Okay, UFC minus a ten against California, and I think, Dylan,
did you take California?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
No, and nobody takes California. They take Cow, Berkeley Cow. Yeah,
just Cow, not California.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Oh it's with con You took the Ohio State game? No,
you took Georgia. Never mind Wisconsin plus fourteen and a
half against Ohio State.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I have no idea continue.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
J jmu minus nineteen and a half.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Nineteen nineteen four. Shark money coming in.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Yeah, here he comes, and I and I want the
jamu odu over forty eight, Right, that's it, Dan, b
lock and load them.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Regret that last one, Larry, Yeah, the Dolphins, that's bad.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
That's real bad.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Going undefeated?
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Who jam is going undefeated this year?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
All right? Fine? Bet it.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Championship once again recapping Dylan is up plus twenty, Shay
plus three.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And Larry is zero. Brutal right now?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Any parting words? Shay and Irving podcast of course, Weather permitting,
weather permitting. I think it's going to be a solo
show tonight with just me and producer John Hammer is
playing tennis.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Now, why didn't you play last night? Why didn't you
do the podcast last night?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I thought you didn't going over, so I didn't set
it up.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
But if you knew that you were going to do
it on Thursday, you could have sent me a note
last night to say we're not doing it tonight. How
about Thursday? Danny, This is all done by the producer
and he just got back from Israel. Danny, this's a
war zone. You don't need to put this on me, Okay, Shay.
A Irving podcast available wherever you get your podcast, And
I promise I will do this before the end of
the season. I promise, and hopefully I go over there
(27:17):
with you and your roommate. Everybody is on the same page, Copathetic. Yes,
and you said she can cook, really cook?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Okay? Is she a cooker chef? She is a cook. Okay.
She doesn't wear an apron, so she and a chef.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Oh did she make anything that's not Italian?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Fin Yeah, she made pasole last night and it was
incredible chicken pasole. And what did you drink. I drank
red wine. It was an Italian red full body okay, yeah,
and that's how you like your ladies. My coffee too strong,
black and hot. Yes. Ray.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
So if I told you, guys, I had a bet
here that's plus fifty six units on the year, would
you would have to take it?
Speaker 7 (28:01):
Right?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I would fade it. There's no way they're going to
continue that streak.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
All right?
Speaker 8 (28:04):
Well, I found this hamster online. He picks primetime games.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Like Richard Gears Hampson, No, no, dirty, You're better than that.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
He picks primetime games. He's six and fifteen this year
for plus fifty six units on first touchdown scores.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Every week.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
He hit TJ.
Speaker 8 (28:22):
Hockinson for plus fifteen hundred, Joe Mixon for plus four hundred,
I'm and Ross Saint Brown plus eight fifty, Pachico plus
eight fifty, George Kittle plus fourteen hundred, and then he
had Dallas Goddard last Monday or this Monday plus twenty
one hundred six and fifteen plus fifty six units this year.
I reached out to the guy he's sending us, Yes,
(28:44):
the hamster specifically, I want the fucking hamster here.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Well, we probably had an easier time getting a hamster
than the guy from prison.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Right.
Speaker 8 (28:50):
I worked really hard on that.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
I was proud of that.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, right, great that.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
That was a good first task. If you can deliver
the hamster. Yeah, I don't really seal the deal.
Speaker 8 (29:01):
He's sending us his picks for tonight, and I'm gonna
put it on our Instagram. The DP show takes a
gamble Instagram, so I'm following it. I'm plus thirty five
units this year following it.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
It's it's legit. He's really good.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
So he's got a system. The ain's just throwing up
against the wall. Wait, you made You've made money.
Speaker 8 (29:18):
I've made thirty six units betting on this hamster in total.
He's up plus fifty six. I got on late.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Well, why the hell do I have these guys on
when I can probably?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I mean, we could get rid of Larry.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Who does he have?
Speaker 8 (29:34):
We don't know yet.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
We have to wait till, wait till the hamster sends it.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Yeah, yeah, he's like you.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
He sends him in.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Late Wednesday night.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
All right, good luck with your bets there, men, and
you too, Dylan, and thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
We'll talk to you next week and Damn Patrick Jakes
again
Speaker 3 (30:01):
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