Festus For The Rest Of Us?

What up swimmers! I had the privilege of listening to this episode 3x and I must say this is an insanely funny one. Corinne and I are so stationed on our different places on the spectrum when recording that we honestly don’t know how it sounds or if it’s remotely funny, so whatever the result - it’s news to us. A few lessons we learn in this podcast:  We learn that Cookie’s father purchased a “boyfriend” pillow for his daughter and then subsequently tried to deny its ethnic heritage. We also learn that creepy, white vans are not allowed within 500 feet of playgrounds, but are more than welcome outside of Nuggets games. Finally, we learn that while flashlights can shine a light in the dark; fleshlights can be used to illuminate OCD and other unhealthy sexual fixations.  Laughing & learning - together! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices