August 15, 2025 • 51 mins
With the Commish missing, Jay has been left in charge. And all chaos has broke loose... Or will he keep the crew under control? Find out on this preseason episode!
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Smoke rising slow in the midnight air.
That Hickory kiss, baby, it's everywhere.
Got the league all gathered, butthey don't see this tender
little secret. It's just for me, Going slow and
letting them arise, falling off the bone in the pale moonlight
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and dripping with the love only time can bring.
One taste, baby. You'll feel everything.
You'll see food, pork melting onyour tongue, sweet heat burning
overnight. Still your arm, fancy dreams at
the tailgate, fame. Everybody whispers out your
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name. Sauce running wild.
Got you licking your lips, spilling down New Jersey can't
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resist these hips talking touchdowns, but you walk.
One more, baby. I'll serve you right here by the
door, low and slow. Let it simmerize, Falling off
the bone in a pale moonlight. Tripping with the love only time
can bring. One face, baby, you'll feel
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everything. You'll see full Port Milton on
your song. Sweet burden nor the night still
young fiercely dreams out to tell a flame, every bite
whispers out your name. No.
Rush like the flavors day keep you coming back on track.
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Leave my chase the trophy boat, but maybe my porch the storming
soul you see the porch and all your mind smoking temptation
every time all Night Lights one of the stars.
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My purport brings all the boys to the yard. 740 Prime League
forecast when it comes to dress selection.
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Methodical receiver who can cross the goal line.
Gotta have that clutch kicker. The defensive grind sets the QB
forces turnovers like this. Ball mine.
Who gonna win it all? I'm not quite sure.
Don't know Is it in your girls guts?
Osito Team Donkey Puncher humps a Snoop Malone and we have
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grateful Zed squaring off and let it rain.
Got. Improved versus Small Lebowski
who go feel the pain. Spider Man versus Wall of
Rockets who gonna do their thing.
And that prime time showdown that completes this race.
Fantasy football team first teamteam face prime time.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen,that was smooth R&B brought to
you by Jason Ryan. That one was dedicated to one
and only Remington Gaspard, who just loves him some juicy park
coming to you live from the 808.This is the PRIME LEAGUE
podcast. Join me with, as always, Justin
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Biggs. Love the record man.
Hell of a way to start this show, man.
That's some real R&B right there, baby.
Oh, whoa, thank you, brother. Thank you, brother.
And bringing up the rear wheel. We all know that he loves him.
To get himself some nice juicy pork running down his beard.
Right through the beard graph wegot Tim the fantasy football
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team of Halleck. Guys, thank you, thank you.
Fuck all you other people. Oh, what's a little bit of spicy
in here? And over to my left, we got
somebody who loves the cookies. He gets some juicy, chewy
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cookies right out of that bookie.
It's the Carnegie Cookie Monster's own A Justin
Humphreys. Bring out that bookie.
Glad to be here. That was a sweet a sweet song.
Loved it. And I'm one of your hosts and
the Co commish. And actually tonight I am the
commish because the actual commish is missing.
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So welcome to my league gentlemen.
All hail the new Commish. Wow.
All hail the new Commish. Praise be.
Praise be the Praise be the the the commish.
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Hey, with some substitutions we might actually get some things
done around here. I mean, finally, Shane's been
holding us back. We'll get big into the league.
So if the Commission gets killedthough, like let's say he gets
assassinated, do they swear you in Jay?
So they come with like a suitcase and they have you swear
in over like the Constitution orof the league or something.
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Yeah, that why do you. That's why we're so far apart.
That's why we live so far apart now, Right.
Right. In case disaster does strike.
Yeah. I'm.
I'm the man in the hole, essentially.
There's got to be continuity of of leakage.
Yeah, so if you know, if if Shane goes down, I'm I'm here
protected and and if, if I go down too, well then we're all
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fucked. I will say this though, man,
like, you know, I I do think we'll get more done, you know,
if we just swap our commissioning positions.
But if anybody kills who I feel should be the toe from this bro
and like they just totally off. And dude, I'm sending that
search party out with Howie Felder Bush and Cindy Lawford
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tomorrow, bro. Dude, it might be Howie.
Howie might be the reason Shane's can't be found that he
might have got. He might have finally caught up
with them. I mean, it's, it's about time.
It's time to bring some fun backinto this league.
Yeah, that is one thing about Shane.
He does. I mean, he's strict, dude.
He's a strict commish. He doesn't.
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He lays down the law. He's fair, but he's strict.
I mean, just look at him in thatpicture Tim sent.
Dude, look at that mean face. That real mean face.
Dude, imagine being the president of the HOA and like
Shane. Something's wrong with Shane's
exterior of his condo and he hasto go and tell him.
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That he'd have to wear sunglasses to make sure you
could see off of Shane's head. That one picture, dude, his head
is kind of shining a little bit.Dude I I selected way more
pictures than just two. I don't know why this is the
second time I had to do this. That's funny, Stupid, that song.
Jason, did you write the lyrics to that song?
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Well yeah me and my Co creator ChatGPT.
Yeah, that's sweet though. Dude.
The lyrics were so good. It was catchy, dude.
Dude, it was real catchy. One of those country rap songs
that you hear nowadays, dude. It was real catchy, dude.
It it started, the idea started.It started with my my pork
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brings all the boys to the yard instead of my milkshake brings
all the boys. So but I couldn't I couldn't get
the melody to match up right. So we went with some some
tantalizing R and. BI like that beat too.
It was, it was catchy, it was nice.
It was rather smooth. Turn me on.
I'm going to say that I was definitely wet.
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Jason I I I wish Shane was here for me to reveal this but I'm
showing a house next Thursday. Oh.
And it's a house we have a little bit of history with
showing 317 Woodlawn on Thursday.
Damn. Yeah.
I wonder if it comes with a duffel bag full of DVDs.
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Pray dude, I it's going to be weird walking through there.
I'm going to look in the basement too, in those dry
storage rooms and shit and see if there's any any of any old
remnants of our existence down there.
My God. Maybe if there's any shards of
ping pong table just still nevergot swept up.
What, am I going to be on the lookout?
I'm I'm going to look off the back porch where famously Jimmy
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pissed on Gruda in the dark and Gruda thought it was like a
bunch of other people that did it.
Ensure that the doorknob is is secured.
The doorknob. I was thinking about that.
The front doorknob used to just hang off of the fucking.
Door it didn't even exist then we had to take it off so Jimmy
didn't like sneak away. We just took the doorknob off,
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so we. Couldn't get out.
That's right. What else?
What else? There's a lot of stuff that
happened there, but it's it'll be, it'll be fun time walking
through it. Mine and Shane's 2 liter cut in
half. We'll report a We split a can of
soup and put it in each 1/2 of a2 liter and just drank it
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because we didn't have any spoons either.
That little kitchen I was telling Biggs before the show
started. Do you remember when there was
gunshots in the alleyway right next to the house?
Dude, that was early into our tenure there too.
Yeah, like right outside the window.
Not maybe not like right out thewindow, but you can hear them
right outside the window. Like it was very obviously right
there in the alley. Wow.
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What was y'all's address? 317 Woodlawn.
I can't wait to see. Pictures y'all were on the y'all
were at 3:17. Yeah, right at the corner of
that alleyway in Woodlawn Bigs, that first house.
Oh shit, that house is kind of dope it.
Was a great. House.
Yeah, it was a sick house, but they was inhibited by demons.
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Dude it was something demonic over overtook us when we stayed
there for sure. Well, you guys mainly all tuned
in. We do have listeners right now
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it out. Why don't we have a look at the
weeks that were since we were last on?
Weekly Review. We're all out of sorts, dude.
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See what? See what happens when the
Commission isn't here? We just fall apart, dude.
But our port gets dry, our buttholes get dry and we just
fall apart. So another pre season week in
the books guys. Let's run through these games
really quickly. Chargers just pummeled the Lions
34 to 7 in the Hall of Fame game.
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We actually recorded a a pod that night, but I don't think we
talked about the end of the game.
Not sure if we did or not. Dominant performance by LA.
Panthers got got smooshed out bythe Browns 30 to 10.
Cleveland controlled the game. Bryce Young, look, we got a
mixed outing, whatever that means.
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Giants rubbed out the Bills 34 to 25.
Strong showing by New York quarterback Russell Wilson and
rookie Jackson Dart stood out. I did just eat a weed edible and
it's starting to kick in. So if I started slurring my
words, that's why. Dolphins and Bears a rare
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preseason tie. Solid performances by tie by
Tua, Zach Wilson, Quinn Ewers and Case Keenum.
The Chargers beat the Saints 27 to 13.
Chargers win again. Rookie Tyler Show show impressed
despite some defensive strugglesfrom New Orleans.
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Cowboys got beat by the Rams 31 to 21.
Doesn't say the score of the Lions and Falcons.
I don't know why. And then it just says Texans
lost by 20. I don't know who they were
playing, but they lost. Thanks, ChatGPT.
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So ran through those real quick and what we're going to discuss.
But looks like Deshaun Watson's return could be shaking things
up in the Browns locker room. Guys, what do you think about
this? Sounds like Watson's coming back
from his Achilles tear with his big $230 million contract.
He's looking to get back in the mix.
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What do you think is going to happen with this crazy
quarterback line up in in Cleveland brother?
Deshaun isn't coming back this year, not with an Achilles.
He's toured enough. No, he toured in the middle of
last season. I don't think.
I don't think he'd be, he'd be ready to come back.
And by that point, if by that point if the middle of the
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season comes and Deshaun Watson is is a valid substitution, then
the Browns are having a real badyear if the other 4 quarterbacks
have just fallen completely on their face.
Yeah, I guess you're right. They got, they got Flacco there.
They got pick it. They have a lot of options and
they have shit to wear. There's a lot of options there
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they could go to before they go to him.
But what happens with his contract?
And I mean, it does that money, I mean, Cleveland's just eating
that money while he's out or Yeah, they have to.
Pay him no matter what this yearand I think next year.
Yeah, and they give up several first round picks for him too.
Yeah. So.
He's got to be hated. He's got to be hated at the
facility. There it is.
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Who would have thought that was going to go that bad though?
Man like. I mean, that was, that was a
stupid, that was a a rough deal by Cleveland, not just giving up
all the first round picks, but signing into that amount of
contract when he had been, he had not played in like a year
and a half at that point. Yeah, from the suspensions and
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the. The only fully guaranteed
contract I think in NFL history.In Wow Holy.
Shit. He.
Robbed them. He robbed them.
Well, also Travis Kelsey. What do you guys think?
Could this be his last season inthe week?
I hope so. 35. Then he's getting up there.
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He is getting up there. I'll give him three seasons Max,
but you can see he's starting tolose that speed.
I mean, the hands, the route running are still there.
But I mean, you just you can't do this year in and year out all
the time. I mean, everybody wants to play
to like 4243 now, but the reality is like some of these
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guys, they just get out of theirprime a little earlier.
They'd like to, you know, admit it.
And I think that. Well, there's there's other
distractions. There's other distractions
nowadays too, right? Him and his brother have a
successful podcast. He's dating arguably the the
biggest pop star in the world. Yeah.
I forget her name, I don't know who she is.
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He's, he's also, he's got a sickness.
What's the sick? What's the sickness he has?
That I believe it's called the Swifties.
Swifties. So tired of seeing.
He used to be cool. He used to be like one of the
guys and now he's. Well.
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Rolling around in glitter suits and looking real smug and.
Stupid. I like Travis Kelsey in the
league, but when him and Tyreke were there in Kansas City in the
early years I did. I thought Kelsey like after
Jason Witten. He was one of my favorite tight
ends in the league. Well, what else?
What else can he do? And like, what else can you do
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in your career at that point? Like you, man, How many have
they won? Two or three?
Three. Yeah, 3.
They won three. Like you're not going to talk.
I mean, if they repeat, that'll be legendary.
But if they don't like I, I would imagine this might be as
maybe as last year and. Even and even winning three, not
only just winning three, but youappear and five of them are
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tough, but they lost two. You know they lost the Brady in
the box and then lost to Philly last year.
I mean 5 Super Bowls in almost asix year span.
Jesus. The only Super Bowl they weren't
in was the Rams and banks. You know where we had Snoop and
Trey and you know em and and allthem guys to have time 50.
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Who'd they play last? Year.
That was sweet. Philly Eagles and Chiefs last
year, and then it was the Chiefsand 49ers before that, and then
it was the Eagles and Chiefs before that because it's been
Eagles, Chiefs 2 out of three years.
Well, let's talk about let's talk about Travis Hunter real
quick. Playing both ways.
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What do you guys think about this?
I don't know much about the NFL.I'm not like super versed in it
as much as you guys are but playing both ways that sounds
doesn't sound normal to me. Dude, I know I personally know a
lot about playing both ways and it it is, it's, it's hard.
It's it's hard trying to keep upwith both, I will say that.
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How? How How often does that happen
in the NFL, though? I mean, it hasn't happened.
Dionne was like the only successful one.
Yeah, you. Think they're just doing that to
see where he's. Going to plug in the best.
Yeah, I think so. To see what, where he's going
to, I don't know. He he's got this.
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Apparently he wants to to do both and it's just, I don't
know, I think it's going to be too hard to be great at both.
He's going to have to pick one way or the other at some point.
Chris Campbell did it coming outof Ohio State.
He had to choose whether he had to choose whether he's going to
be a receiver or a cornerback, and he went.
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He stuck with it on defense and he had a good career.
Yes, absolutely great. I think one of the most
underrated corners of the past like quarter century of
football, considering they took rules away, Gamble was still
like a 5 to 7 interception guy for the year.
That's hard to do in the NFL. And you can put up that type of
consistency when you know, tap the wide receiver.
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You're going to get a pass interference after 5 yards, you
know, But I don't know. I do know I was going to bring
up Gamble even in the league I do that.
They experimented and used him afew times on offense, but he
never was a full time two way player for the Panthers.
As Jason said, he was pretty much a corner and they maybe
bring him in on a few special plays at wide out, but it was
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very rare. And then another guy that I know
that maybe they even experimented with a little more
than even gamble with people. People kind of forget that he
wasn't a big superstar on offense or defense, but Devin
Hester, when he first came in the league, he actually came in
the league as a defensive back for the Bears and they.
Also played him a wide receiver.Eventually they moved him to
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wide receiver and he was pretty much a full time tick returner
is what he mainly played. But he was like he became a slot
receiver later on in his career rather than when he started his
career as the DB. And he kind of played like both
sides of the ball through the course of his career in Chicago.
But he's mainly remembered for all them kickoffs though, you
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know? Damn Biggs coming with the NFL
knowledge as usual. Lions, Falcons terrible injury.
Maurice Norris. I heard about this.
I didn't watch it or anything. I guess they completely like
called the game because of how severe it was.
You've never seen that before. Yeah, it happened a couple of
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years ago with Tamir Hanlon. Is that his name?
Buffalo Game and they that was they sought the regular season
game. This was just preseason.
So I think it was definitely theright to call it a preseason.
Doesn't matter. What's the point of finishing a
game out when when something like that goes down?
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Well, I mean, what they cart theguy off though?
I mean, like, what are they afraid that they were they just
afraid it was going to happen again or what?
Like what? No, I think it's more out of
respect for the player. You know, at that point they
don't really know he, you know, he was completely unconscious at
that point. He wasn't moving any limbs.
So you know it for respect for him and you know his teammates
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who I'm sure when you're on the field and you see something like
that happen, you're a little shell shocked.
So you're kind of just not in the mood to to finish a
preseason game especially. Yeah, I could see that for sure,
putting it like that. Yeah, just an just a mental
drain on everybody. And you know who's going to be
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fired up to like, crack somebodyafter that?
Yeah, or. What if they're too fired up to
crack somebody to get revenge and then then somebody ends up
getting hurt? Right, man, this happened in the
league. That's the truth, right?
It's happened a few times. Well, did you guys?
Man, one of the saddest things was one of the saddest things,
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man, is when I see my man Shay'sear go down, bro.
That was that was a rough one. Oh I mean that broke my heart
bro, especially him being in Ohio State.
Dude I watched that game live onMonday night against the Bengals
in December of 2017. I still remember everything
about it, and I was just prayingthat that dude was going to get
up and be able to play again. But I'm just glad he could walk
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again and, you know, that he's still, you know, able to live
somewhat of a quality of life considering the circumstances of
what he'd been through. Man, that was that boy was
tough, too, man. It's a shame because I think he
would have been a Hall of Famer in the NFL for sure.
I think so too, Jay. You were going to say something.
Yeah, one other positive thing that happened this week in the
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preseason, which unfortunately won't count, but in my opinion
it should count because of the type of play it was, is the 70
yard field goal. Oh yeah, yeah.
Dude booted it and and you know,I get that that song, you know,
plays shouldn't count in the preseason because it's a bunch
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of backups going against backups.
You know, you're not going to have most receiving yards in the
game from pre season. But a kick, a kick is a kick.
Doesn't matter if it's pre season or the regular season.
Feel like that record should should stand as the longest
field goal kick ever. Yeah, I think it should stand
too. I mean with an asterisk.
I mean they could ask trick it and say pre season but still it
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should be it should be in the. Books if it happened during.
The game. I, I, I don't think you know
that's, that's not something that you know it, it doesn't
matter if there was bench players on the on the field like
it's a kick, a kick is a kick. And in regular season or
postseason, it's not any different.
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I just I think that one should count.
Man, me too me. Too I.
What if he don't hit it in the season this year?
You might. Not get a chance.
Well, that's what that's what I was going to say.
I think you know, and I'm not trying to compare us to NFL
players by any means, but in a practice setting, we used to
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watch Hildy smash 6065 yard field goal kicks.
Pretty consistent. That boy had a Lego man.
Pretty consistently. But, and, and I think I think
May, and I might be wrong, but Ithink maybe one of the things
that helped that happen was the fact that there wasn't, I think
you put that same kicker in a high pressure situation on like
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a Sunday night when the game's on the line.
I think it makes a difference for sure.
I did a. Preseason game, probably you're
a little bit more relaxed and you're able to just let things
fly a little bit more, but stilla physical feat for the for the
record books for sure. Oh yeah.
Man, good Lord, yes it is. Did any of those games before we
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move on? Did any of those games stand out
to you guys? Anything else you wanted to add?
I mean, I didn't really watch too many too much of it.
I don't watch much pre season tobegin with.
I kind of breeze over the highlights, check on my fantasy
team who I might want to add to the deep bench, but I don't
really fuck with pre season all that much.
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It's. Fucking that.
All this stuff from what I did see in a brief synopsis.
I watched like a few of the little highlights up here.
The highlights will cut out all the BS and like I can catch it
like that, but I truly feel likethe best two games in the pre
season were the Jaguars and Steelers game.
It was a very competitive game. It kind of had somewhat of
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regular season feels to it even though it was guys that on the
back end of the depth chart. And same thing with the Cowboys
game. I mean my boys lost 3121, but I
feel like it was a pretty good game.
I mean other than the Rams, theycame out in the first two drives
and had us down 14 nothing. But after the first two drives
were the Rams kind of was looking to like blow us out in
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the pre seat. That became a pretty good game
after that. The other 3/4 of that game.
And Dallas even had a chance to even get back in when they cut
it to 10 in the last few minutes.
But they didn't stop the Rams onthe last possession.
Rams just ran time out. But you know, it's it's just
nice to see games that can go 3121 or, you know, both teams
are in the 30s. I can't remember exactly what
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that Pittsburgh score was, but Iknow even late in that game, it
was like 2922. And I believe Pittsburgh ended
up winning the ball game. But I know it was back and forth
there for a while. Like Jacksonville was holding it
down at one point and they had the lead and was like, I think
getting now they had to lead fora brief amount of time that
Pittsburgh reclaimed the lead. And then they was kind of back
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and forth. But Pittsburgh never really
looked back, I don't believe. And then they won the ball game.
Those will probably be the two most notable games.
A lot of other ones kind of seemlike blowouts or just not really
a lot of excitement. Yeah, I didn't.
I didn't watch any of them either, but that's a good recap.
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That we are we going right to three.
We could do three if you want, and save 2 for when the
Commission's around. All right, so just some quick
updates on the Fogger League. We did switch things around a
little bit. The draft is going to be
Saturday, August 30th at 7:30 PM.
Nice. Each of the previous teams will
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get 3 keepers each. Those keepers need to be locked
in by this Saturday, August 16that 7:30 PM.
The grateful Zeds joins us as team #10 The playoffs start in
week 15 and the championship is week 17.
But other than that, that's that's, that's pretty much it.
Going to continue the Fogger league as normal after that.
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The only person who has notated anything about the the draft
time was Shane. When it was originally Sunday,
he said he would be flying somewhere that day.
So we're picked it back a day toSaturday, Yeah.
So we're going to be set with that keepers in this Saturday,
lock them down. I think I had mine locked in
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whenever there was 5, then you switched it to three and I think
it deleted all 5 all like all the dudes I had selected so I
had to go back and select them again.
Sleeper just said pick again. Pick all of them again.
I actually went in and selected my keepers the other day when I
saw your the. I think you put some kind of
text message out about it or something.
I saw it somewhere and I was like, oh shit, I better just go
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do it now, yeah. I got to remember to do mine.
I'm going to do mine first thingin the morning.
Yeah, I'm excited for the FoggerLeague this year.
We need to get this in defensiveor independent defensive player
over to over to the Prime Leagueat some point because I like it
A. Lot.
Yeah, You know what? I say we, we take a vote.
Right now without the CommissionI, I I suspect we would have
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three late league mates voting yes right now and no nays so.
You can throw it out the group text right now, slip it in while
he's not even expecting it. And and the powers vested in me
by the great state of Pennsylvania.
Because at this point he's missing SO.
And independent individual defensive player accepted.
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Brother Ocean Granted. Brother.
Well, yeah, Fogger league. Ready for it.
Happy for it. Anyway, I'm excited for the
draft. If you're listening live right
now for the Fogger League, as Jason mentioned, keepers are
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locking in what this weekend? It is one day, 20 hours, 18
minutes and 45 seconds away. That's how much time you got,
and if you're listening tomorrowmorning, you got roughly one
day, 12 hours and some minutes and some seconds.
Yeah, if you're listening tomorrow morning, hopefully
you're on your way to work. Just reach down and touch your
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Dick for us. Yeah, let's give it a little
feel. Imagine it's one of our hands if
you give. Yourself, the stranger on the
way to work. Just sit on it for a bit and
then, you know, just kind of offyour arm over the rougher the
better. Take some sandpaper to your
hands prior. Oh, Oh yeah.
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You know, what I found helps is if you just stick your hand out
the window for a while about 5 minutes ago and 70 and then
halfway in roll up the window soit crunches it just a bit so
that that really any feeling that was remaining, you really
just smash it out, Yeah. Listen, did you guys kind of
quasi football related, did you guys see that they, they locked
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up Kettlewell Stadium? Yeah, permanently.
And you got to get a, you got toget a keypad code to get in
there. Tim, you got the you got the
scoop on the on the going on thesports.
I have no idea, but from what I understand anybody can get the
code so. Well, you got to register and
you got to fill out a form and then they'll know who's in.
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They'll they'll by, by the codesbeing read, they'll know who's
in in there at certain times. So they put out some kind of
press release saying that they, that they've, there was actions
being taken place there that they, they were, that were
unacceptable. I immediately thought back to
our days post graduation, you know the old pre pre kickoff
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party. Yeah, we used to have a ritual
where we would we would go up onthe field and slam a shot at
midnight, allegedly when allegedly that when was it?
Like maybe allegedly the day before the season started or
something. Yeah, allegedly at midnight on
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Thursday into Friday before the 1st football game and.
Dazed and confused style. Remember in Dazed and confused
when they're when they do that at the end of the movie, they're
like on the football field drinking beers and and run
plays. And I allegedly remember one
time coming back from I think wewere coming back allegedly from
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the the Country Club pool and, and they were doing the 24 hour
walk a thon around the track. So there was still things going
on and me and Tim went out thereand walked around the track at
like 3:00 in the morning 3. AM.
Allegedly really, really drunk. And I was, I was feeling real
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paranoid because I was pretty hit, allegedly.
I think we ended up running a lap.
Did you see anybody? Did you see anybody you knew up
there? Allegedly.
There was a lot of people. I don't remember if we saw
anyone we knew though. Yeah, I don't remember talking
to anyone. There's a lot of people, and I
think that they had a DJ still playing music at 3:00 AM.
People were trying to sleep in tents around the field, and this
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dude's cranking out the latest hits in 2012, blasting him
through the stadium. If we had done something like
that, that I would imagine that that's how it would have been.
Oh. Yeah.
Probably didn't happen though. No, I don't think so.
That sounds, dude. Tim, do you remember spying on
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Jimmy when he was walking on thetrack?
Porch. Oh yeah, with the.
Picture through the binocular. Binoculars.
Jimmy. And then you sent it to him.
Shouldn't they got any details? You could just tell by the way
the dude was running that it wasJimmy.
Oh my God dude, I bet he freakedout.
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He came up. He's like, what's up man?
Fingers. What's up, man?
Dude, I remember, I remember we used to get blasted and me and
Jimmy used to go up and do sprints at at the track.
Tim, you may have been there as well.
You guys might have all been there.
I don't. I don't know who was there and
it wasn't, but I remember throwing up a couple of
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Saturdays in the morning becausewe would go up after partying
all night and go up and do sprints and shit at the track.
And Jimmy's like a Terminator, so trying to keep up with him is
deadly. But yeah, moving on.
Shit, wrong button. I need the video energy.
Today, from start to finish, come on.
Let's go. Let's let's get this.
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Train rolling. Let's go.
Hey, it's time. To go right now, master.
Or disaster. All right.
The master or disaster segment, still looking for a sponsor,
Today's master in disaster. What we're going to do is we're
going to select our Masters in disasters of the NFL.
We're going to select a team that we think is kind of an
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underdog and who is going to come out and prove everybody
wrong. And we're going to also select a
team who's overrated, come out, pull their pants down and show
everyone they're wearing a thong.
So why don't we get right at it,Humpy?
Oh, great. I'm just high enough to fumble
through this. So for my master, I took, we
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talked about them earlier and it's kind of a cliche thing, but
I took the I took the Chiefs coming into the season with high
expectations. You know, they lost in the Super
Bowl last year, but they got motivation to prove that their
dynasty isn't over. Patty, Patty, the baddie still
probably in his prime, at the top of his prime, I would
imagine. And with Andy Reid's leadership
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and they've got an upgraded offensive line, I think they I
think they have a roster built for another dominant run.
So I'm going to use the Kansas City Chiefs.
It's a cheap, it's a cheap play,but I'm going to I'm going to
play it for my master, for my disaster, for all the Swifties
out there. They're going crazy right now.
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My disaster, I'm taking the Browns.
I think they're they're coming in with low expectations.
Las Vegas projects them to only win 5.55 point five of their
games. A lot of roster turnover
uncertainty in in the in the locker room at quarterback where
where they need a leader and veterans like Flacco and, and,
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and players like Picket, you know, compete with injured
injuries and rookies. And I don't know, it's just
crazy over there. It's a mess.
So they're in rebuild mode, but when aren't they?
And I think they're going to have a shitty ass year.
Man, you ain't lie. What you said, they're always a
rebuild mode. My master, I'm going to go with
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the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I think Brady Quinn is going to
have another great year filled with Swami, and I think we can
expect good looks and rectums shook out of the Tampa Bay
Buccaneers. Brady Quinn and the Tampa Bayers
will surprise all the naysayers.Tampa Bay is my master pick this
year. My disaster is the Denver Joey
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Phillies. I'm tired of hearing about them
already. All right, next, the whole AFC
West, for that matter, the whole, the whole bunch of them,
the, the Clippers, the, the, whoever else is in that
division, The Chiefs, the Raiders next.
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He said the Clippers. Next, moving on.
Clippers next. All right, so my master this
year, going out on a limb, goingwith the Tennessee Titans. 7
letters, 2 words. Cam Ward So I know there's just
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one player, but it is the most important position on the team.
I do expect that the offense to look better this year with Cam
Cam Ward running the home. They did also sign Tyler Lockett
to give the rookie a reliable wide receiver to play alongside
the incomparable betting machineCalvin Ridley, which will make
things a little bit easier. Tony Pollard and Taji Spears
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both had a pretty admirable years last year when the
defenses consistently stacked the box to stop them, so having
a passing threat will help open up that run game.
And let's not sleep on 4th roundpick Elik Aonomoronor either.
He once tore up the Colorado Buffaloes and 1 Travis Hunter
for 13 catches, 294 yards and three touchdowns, so he cannot
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be forgotten. On defense, it made no splash
Signings. They did get in veteran Xavier
Woods. They did to get a steal in the
third round of the draft with Kevin Winston.
Winston did tear his ACL at the beginning of last season in Penn
State, so it did hurt his draft stock.
But he did also run the 40 yard draft and 40 yard dash in the
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combine, so he's looking to healup nicely.
The AFC South is not closed off either.
The Texans are there, but they took a step back last year.
The Colts and the Jaguars are basically washes.
Put them down on the bottom of the league with the Browns.
Waste of space, waste of cities.Just move those teams out of
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those cities and and let's move on.
Disaster. San Francisco 49ers.
A lot of people look for them tobounce back after a rough year
last year. Sam Bradford is still an unknown
in Seattle even after falling apart in the playoffs.
Matt Stafford is old and his back is hurting.
Kyler can't even see over the steering wheel yet.
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But so they do have an open division, but I don't think that
they're going to have much luck there.
They lost multiple starters on defense, Drake Greenlaw,
Chevarius Ward, Jayvon Hargrave,Leonard Floyd, just to name a
few. They didn't do much in free
agency. So they they did stock up in the
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draft with defensive players, but.
Let's remember those are just rookies and returning Robert
Slay's defense is probably complex and it's going to take a
time for them to learn, so give them a year or two on offense.
They also traded away Debo Samuel and George and Mason.
We don't know if we'll ever see the same CMC at this point as he
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gets older and comes off an injury that has little known
about recovery and the wide receiver room looks very bleak
at the moment. Debo gone.
Are you still crippled? Jennings hurt at the moment and
disgruntled looking for a new contract.
Newly acquired DeMarcus Robinsonlooking at a suspension for the
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classic Dewey. If the season were to start
today, their first wide receiverwould be Ricky Pearshaw who was
stabbed last year. So wide receiver room not great.
They do have their QB of the future, but that future is
probably another year or two away.
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Well said, Jay. Crack me up.
I didn't know what you're talking about when you said the
Dewey. I looked up and saw the DUI and
I'm like wow OK I got it now. The old Dewey he was.
Out there getting Dewey. I thought you just made-up a
word for something. Marvis Robinson was out there
with Dewey getting arrested. How?
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Bad was his Dewey. Did he get in the wreck or was
he just? I think he just got arrested.
I don't think he got in a wreck or anything.
So as as far as the NFL standards.
Not bad. Yeah, not too bad.
Not too shabby. I.
Think my master in disasters this year.
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I don't know. And I'm I'm sold on it for
surprising people. I mean, you've got one of the
all time best QBs to ever do. I know, I know he's up there in
age, but I'm looking at it as the fact that I feel like the
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Steelers got a good offensive line, you know, a young, you
know, developing, you know, offensive line.
You got, you know, Jalen Warren.I think it's the full time nod
now. I think that's big and huge for
Picker. Not that Nagieres ain't going to
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be a little bit of a loss in hispresence, but I feel like
getting Jalen Warren the full #1duties now will help that
immensely. DK Metcalf, as we pick up for
the Steelers, a wide receiver position.
They kept their secondary intactdespite losing Mikko
Fitzpatrick, got Darius Slade. They brought out there, you
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know, well, it, it was the othercorner of Pittsburgh's side.
Slay, slay, slay. And Jalen Ramsey.
Yeah, it was Ramsey. You know, and let's not forget
that it it's probably good the Steelers cut ties with Nausea
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Harris because this offseason hewent through a change of
identity and he now identifies as a pirate.
And he really went to the TO to extra lengths at it with
shooting his eye out with a firework so.
Dedication to the. Role which is.
Yeah, I mean, and, and this isn't a joke, he was reportedly
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wearing an eye patch at practicethe other day.
So yeah, he doesn't identify as a pirate now, no.
So, yeah, Captain Harris would go do that.
They're definitely going to be their master, I think this year
just as a team to surprise and get back.
They've been in the playoffs, but they're going to take an
extra step, might even at least get back to like the AFC
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champions this year. Like, I really feel that Mike
Tomlin is the own show that's still with the same team since
he started his career. So you look at that continuity
and the culture of the team, he understands, you know, the
organization and the Rooneys, you know they're good with you
still with the ownership. I I got Pittsburgh definitely
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taking a step forward this year disaster.
I like the San Francisco one day.
Like I think that one's not a bad one.
I was thinking about going with them, but since you had picked
San Francisco, I'll go with another team and I it's going to
be AI. Like I like the Daniels kid, I
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like Dan Quinn. He was with Dallas.
I actually think the Washington Commanders is going to take a
step back this year. I really do.
Now, will they be the worst teamin football or anything by that
means? I don't necessarily believe
that, but I do think that they're going to go from where
we've seen them in the NFC Championship last year.
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And I think this might be a teamthat might get mathematically
eliminated from the post season at like 8:00 and 9:00, nine and
eight. They're still going to win some
ball games, but I just think it's going to be a step back
because we've been known to see before that quarterbacks have
sophomore slumps. I know Washington has made a few
additions, but I don't really think it's all that great deal
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of a different team than the year before.
And that may be a good thing. I feel like in the way that the
NFL is with shuffling the free agents and how it seems to help
A-Team to have a few good drafts, a few good free agencies
to keep things fresh and whatnot, to keep the roster, you
know, nice with, you know, younger players rather than
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aging players. Like, I think Washington maybe
needed to do a bit more free agency to stay up there with
Philadelphia. And, you know, a team like
Dallas is coming up. And I know New York is probably
going to finish at the bottom ofour division.
But I will say, and I think thatthey're going to be on the come
up though here in another year or two, the Giants might
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actually be a problem. You let darts sit behind Russell
Wilson for, you know, a few years and then keep developing
the league neighbors as the widereceiver there.
Get a running game again, like you have with Saquon.
You're a problem again. Giants are always known the
draft good defensively. So you know, are they wants to
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take the step back this year with my boys stepping a little
forward. And then you got Philly the
Super Bowl champs. So I'm I'm going to go watch the
Commander's disaster. Brother, brother.
I like it, BI like it. All right, so just another quick
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spot check on the league throughout history.
These photos were just uploaded.They were come from the archives
of us doing some wild things back in the day and and seeing
where we were. One of them is a famous gust of
wind gives us a behind the scenes look into a league
member. Where?
(47:55):
Where are the pictures? Where can we see them?
Prime League podcast or primeleaguenetworks.com right
now. Yeah, they're there.
I'm going there. Hold on.
Wait. Keep going, Jack.
Keep going. All right, the next one, one
member actually came up with theequation C equals MC squared.
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And finally, we have one member has his trademark stash hanging
in a museum. Wait, is is Einstein?
Is that Remington or is that Shane?
It's the commish. It's the commish.
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I couldn't tell. I couldn't tell.
I mean, it makes sense. It does.
It is Remish, but Remington. And you know, if you took
Remington's hair away, he might look like Shane a little bit.
That's that's creepy. And you're right.
I. Always thought they did.
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Are you saying are you saying Shane and Remy have had sex with
each other? Yeah, then you look surprised
that your dress is blowing up right there.
Sorry. Jimmy's looking extra smug.
Yeah, he does. He's, he's like satisfied.
Is he smiling or not? He's, he's just smug.
(49:33):
That's what he is. He's just smug.
He's, yeah, he's kind of like, amusingly disappointed in this
picture right here. He's like, yeah, that's right.
He looks We got a big bone to pick with Jimmy too.
I'm saving it until Week 1. But we got a big, big bone to
pick with Jimmy and and Remington together.
Those two, they're in, they're on, they're on the shit list.
Something's going on. What are they doing?
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What do you mean what's going on?
We. Can't, we can't.
We can't talk about it right now, but Week 1, when we have
Remy Remy on, we'll get the we'll get right to the bottom of
it. And by big bone, we don't mean
any of our penises. Yeah.
Oh, but yeah, if you want to check out these league, some of
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our accomplishments over the past hundred years or so, head
on over to primeleaguenetworks.com, hover
over Prime League podcasts and click on the league.
Throughout history. All right, gentlemen, is there
anything else? Do we go to Segment 6?
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Prom League podcast we wrap it up right.
Prom picks drafted as history and sight.
Shane on the mic with Jason in the picks.
Tim and Justin the owners with the picks.
Final huddle. The season set for the verse
D&G's finest year we drafting first sword flames.
You know we. Coming back this prom league
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where the real ball is that chief Mish steady holding down
the zone, assisting with the strategy knowledge fully blown.
(51:46):
Music.
Smoke rising slow in the midnight air.
That Hickory kiss, baby, it's everywhere.
Got the league all gathered, butthey don't see this tender
little secret. It's just for me, Going slow and
letting them arise, falling off the bone in the pale moonlight
(00:25):
and dripping with the love only time can bring.
One taste, baby. You'll feel everything.
You'll see food, pork melting onyour tongue, sweet heat burning
overnight. Still your arm, fancy dreams at
the tailgate, fame. Everybody whispers out your
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name. Sauce running wild.
Got you licking your lips, spilling down New Jersey can't
(01:07):
resist these hips talking touchdowns, but you walk.
One more, baby. I'll serve you right here by the
door, low and slow. Let it simmerize, Falling off
the bone in a pale moonlight. Tripping with the love only time
can bring. One face, baby, you'll feel
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everything. You'll see full Port Milton on
your song. Sweet burden nor the night still
young fiercely dreams out to tell a flame, every bite
whispers out your name. No.
Rush like the flavors day keep you coming back on track.
(01:55):
Leave my chase the trophy boat, but maybe my porch the storming
soul you see the porch and all your mind smoking temptation
every time all Night Lights one of the stars.
(02:17):
My purport brings all the boys to the yard. 740 Prime League
forecast when it comes to dress selection.
(02:37):
Methodical receiver who can cross the goal line.
Gotta have that clutch kicker. The defensive grind sets the QB
forces turnovers like this. Ball mine.
Who gonna win it all? I'm not quite sure.
Don't know Is it in your girls guts?
Osito Team Donkey Puncher humps a Snoop Malone and we have
(02:59):
grateful Zed squaring off and let it rain.
Got. Improved versus Small Lebowski
who go feel the pain. Spider Man versus Wall of
Rockets who gonna do their thing.
And that prime time showdown that completes this race.
Fantasy football team first teamteam face prime time.
(03:27):
All right, ladies and gentlemen,that was smooth R&B brought to
you by Jason Ryan. That one was dedicated to one
and only Remington Gaspard, who just loves him some juicy park
coming to you live from the 808.This is the PRIME LEAGUE
podcast. Join me with, as always, Justin
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Biggs. Love the record man.
Hell of a way to start this show, man.
That's some real R&B right there, baby.
Oh, whoa, thank you, brother. Thank you, brother.
And bringing up the rear wheel. We all know that he loves him.
To get himself some nice juicy pork running down his beard.
Right through the beard graph wegot Tim the fantasy football
(04:11):
team of Halleck. Guys, thank you, thank you.
Fuck all you other people. Oh, what's a little bit of spicy
in here? And over to my left, we got
somebody who loves the cookies. He gets some juicy, chewy
(04:31):
cookies right out of that bookie.
It's the Carnegie Cookie Monster's own A Justin
Humphreys. Bring out that bookie.
Glad to be here. That was a sweet a sweet song.
Loved it. And I'm one of your hosts and
the Co commish. And actually tonight I am the
commish because the actual commish is missing.
(04:54):
So welcome to my league gentlemen.
All hail the new Commish. Wow.
All hail the new Commish. Praise be.
Praise be the Praise be the the the commish.
(05:15):
Hey, with some substitutions we might actually get some things
done around here. I mean, finally, Shane's been
holding us back. We'll get big into the league.
So if the Commission gets killedthough, like let's say he gets
assassinated, do they swear you in Jay?
So they come with like a suitcase and they have you swear
in over like the Constitution orof the league or something.
(05:37):
Yeah, that why do you. That's why we're so far apart.
That's why we live so far apart now, Right.
Right. In case disaster does strike.
Yeah. I'm.
I'm the man in the hole, essentially.
There's got to be continuity of of leakage.
Yeah, so if you know, if if Shane goes down, I'm I'm here
protected and and if, if I go down too, well then we're all
(05:58):
fucked. I will say this though, man,
like, you know, I I do think we'll get more done, you know,
if we just swap our commissioning positions.
But if anybody kills who I feel should be the toe from this bro
and like they just totally off. And dude, I'm sending that
search party out with Howie Felder Bush and Cindy Lawford
(06:20):
tomorrow, bro. Dude, it might be Howie.
Howie might be the reason Shane's can't be found that he
might have got. He might have finally caught up
with them. I mean, it's, it's about time.
It's time to bring some fun backinto this league.
Yeah, that is one thing about Shane.
He does. I mean, he's strict, dude.
He's a strict commish. He doesn't.
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He lays down the law. He's fair, but he's strict.
I mean, just look at him in thatpicture Tim sent.
Dude, look at that mean face. That real mean face.
Dude, imagine being the president of the HOA and like
Shane. Something's wrong with Shane's
exterior of his condo and he hasto go and tell him.
(07:02):
That he'd have to wear sunglasses to make sure you
could see off of Shane's head. That one picture, dude, his head
is kind of shining a little bit.Dude I I selected way more
pictures than just two. I don't know why this is the
second time I had to do this. That's funny, Stupid, that song.
Jason, did you write the lyrics to that song?
(07:24):
Well yeah me and my Co creator ChatGPT.
Yeah, that's sweet though. Dude.
The lyrics were so good. It was catchy, dude.
Dude, it was real catchy. One of those country rap songs
that you hear nowadays, dude. It was real catchy, dude.
It it started, the idea started.It started with my my pork
(07:46):
brings all the boys to the yard instead of my milkshake brings
all the boys. So but I couldn't I couldn't get
the melody to match up right. So we went with some some
tantalizing R and. BI like that beat too.
It was, it was catchy, it was nice.
It was rather smooth. Turn me on.
I'm going to say that I was definitely wet.
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Jason I I I wish Shane was here for me to reveal this but I'm
showing a house next Thursday. Oh.
And it's a house we have a little bit of history with
showing 317 Woodlawn on Thursday.
Damn. Yeah.
I wonder if it comes with a duffel bag full of DVDs.
(08:27):
Pray dude, I it's going to be weird walking through there.
I'm going to look in the basement too, in those dry
storage rooms and shit and see if there's any any of any old
remnants of our existence down there.
My God. Maybe if there's any shards of
ping pong table just still nevergot swept up.
What, am I going to be on the lookout?
I'm I'm going to look off the back porch where famously Jimmy
(08:49):
pissed on Gruda in the dark and Gruda thought it was like a
bunch of other people that did it.
Ensure that the doorknob is is secured.
The doorknob. I was thinking about that.
The front doorknob used to just hang off of the fucking.
Door it didn't even exist then we had to take it off so Jimmy
didn't like sneak away. We just took the doorknob off,
(09:10):
so we. Couldn't get out.
That's right. What else?
What else? There's a lot of stuff that
happened there, but it's it'll be, it'll be fun time walking
through it. Mine and Shane's 2 liter cut in
half. We'll report a We split a can of
soup and put it in each 1/2 of a2 liter and just drank it
(09:31):
because we didn't have any spoons either.
That little kitchen I was telling Biggs before the show
started. Do you remember when there was
gunshots in the alleyway right next to the house?
Dude, that was early into our tenure there too.
Yeah, like right outside the window.
Not maybe not like right out thewindow, but you can hear them
right outside the window. Like it was very obviously right
there in the alley. Wow.
(09:52):
What was y'all's address? 317 Woodlawn.
I can't wait to see. Pictures y'all were on the y'all
were at 3:17. Yeah, right at the corner of
that alleyway in Woodlawn Bigs, that first house.
Oh shit, that house is kind of dope it.
Was a great. House.
Yeah, it was a sick house, but they was inhibited by demons.
(10:15):
Dude it was something demonic over overtook us when we stayed
there for sure. Well, you guys mainly all tuned
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weeks that were since we were last on?
Weekly Review. We're all out of sorts, dude.
(11:23):
See what? See what happens when the
Commission isn't here? We just fall apart, dude.
But our port gets dry, our buttholes get dry and we just
fall apart. So another pre season week in
the books guys. Let's run through these games
really quickly. Chargers just pummeled the Lions
34 to 7 in the Hall of Fame game.
(11:45):
We actually recorded a a pod that night, but I don't think we
talked about the end of the game.
Not sure if we did or not. Dominant performance by LA.
Panthers got got smooshed out bythe Browns 30 to 10.
Cleveland controlled the game. Bryce Young, look, we got a
mixed outing, whatever that means.
(12:06):
Giants rubbed out the Bills 34 to 25.
Strong showing by New York quarterback Russell Wilson and
rookie Jackson Dart stood out. I did just eat a weed edible and
it's starting to kick in. So if I started slurring my
words, that's why. Dolphins and Bears a rare
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preseason tie. Solid performances by tie by
Tua, Zach Wilson, Quinn Ewers and Case Keenum.
The Chargers beat the Saints 27 to 13.
Chargers win again. Rookie Tyler Show show impressed
despite some defensive strugglesfrom New Orleans.
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Cowboys got beat by the Rams 31 to 21.
Doesn't say the score of the Lions and Falcons.
I don't know why. And then it just says Texans
lost by 20. I don't know who they were
playing, but they lost. Thanks, ChatGPT.
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So ran through those real quick and what we're going to discuss.
But looks like Deshaun Watson's return could be shaking things
up in the Browns locker room. Guys, what do you think about
this? Sounds like Watson's coming back
from his Achilles tear with his big $230 million contract.
He's looking to get back in the mix.
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What do you think is going to happen with this crazy
quarterback line up in in Cleveland brother?
Deshaun isn't coming back this year, not with an Achilles.
He's toured enough. No, he toured in the middle of
last season. I don't think.
I don't think he'd be, he'd be ready to come back.
And by that point, if by that point if the middle of the
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season comes and Deshaun Watson is is a valid substitution, then
the Browns are having a real badyear if the other 4 quarterbacks
have just fallen completely on their face.
Yeah, I guess you're right. They got, they got Flacco there.
They got pick it. They have a lot of options and
they have shit to wear. There's a lot of options there
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they could go to before they go to him.
But what happens with his contract?
And I mean, it does that money, I mean, Cleveland's just eating
that money while he's out or Yeah, they have to.
Pay him no matter what this yearand I think next year.
Yeah, and they give up several first round picks for him too.
Yeah. So.
He's got to be hated. He's got to be hated at the
facility. There it is.
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Who would have thought that was going to go that bad though?
Man like. I mean, that was, that was a
stupid, that was a a rough deal by Cleveland, not just giving up
all the first round picks, but signing into that amount of
contract when he had been, he had not played in like a year
and a half at that point. Yeah, from the suspensions and
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the. The only fully guaranteed
contract I think in NFL history.In Wow Holy.
Shit. He.
Robbed them. He robbed them.
Well, also Travis Kelsey. What do you guys think?
Could this be his last season inthe week?
I hope so. 35. Then he's getting up there.
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He is getting up there. I'll give him three seasons Max,
but you can see he's starting tolose that speed.
I mean, the hands, the route running are still there.
But I mean, you just you can't do this year in and year out all
the time. I mean, everybody wants to play
to like 4243 now, but the reality is like some of these
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guys, they just get out of theirprime a little earlier.
They'd like to, you know, admit it.
And I think that. Well, there's there's other
distractions. There's other distractions
nowadays too, right? Him and his brother have a
successful podcast. He's dating arguably the the
biggest pop star in the world. Yeah.
I forget her name, I don't know who she is.
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He's, he's also, he's got a sickness.
What's the sick? What's the sickness he has?
That I believe it's called the Swifties.
Swifties. So tired of seeing.
He used to be cool. He used to be like one of the
guys and now he's. Well.
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Rolling around in glitter suits and looking real smug and.
Stupid. I like Travis Kelsey in the
league, but when him and Tyreke were there in Kansas City in the
early years I did. I thought Kelsey like after
Jason Witten. He was one of my favorite tight
ends in the league. Well, what else?
What else can he do? And like, what else can you do
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in your career at that point? Like you, man, How many have
they won? Two or three?
Three. Yeah, 3.
They won three. Like you're not going to talk.
I mean, if they repeat, that'll be legendary.
But if they don't like I, I would imagine this might be as
maybe as last year and. Even and even winning three, not
only just winning three, but youappear and five of them are
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tough, but they lost two. You know they lost the Brady in
the box and then lost to Philly last year.
I mean 5 Super Bowls in almost asix year span.
Jesus. The only Super Bowl they weren't
in was the Rams and banks. You know where we had Snoop and
Trey and you know em and and allthem guys to have time 50.
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Who'd they play last? Year.
That was sweet. Philly Eagles and Chiefs last
year, and then it was the Chiefsand 49ers before that, and then
it was the Eagles and Chiefs before that because it's been
Eagles, Chiefs 2 out of three years.
Well, let's talk about let's talk about Travis Hunter real
quick. Playing both ways.
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What do you guys think about this?
I don't know much about the NFL.I'm not like super versed in it
as much as you guys are but playing both ways that sounds
doesn't sound normal to me. Dude, I know I personally know a
lot about playing both ways and it it is, it's, it's hard.
It's it's hard trying to keep upwith both, I will say that.
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How? How How often does that happen
in the NFL, though? I mean, it hasn't happened.
Dionne was like the only successful one.
Yeah, you. Think they're just doing that to
see where he's. Going to plug in the best.
Yeah, I think so. To see what, where he's going
to, I don't know. He he's got this.
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Apparently he wants to to do both and it's just, I don't
know, I think it's going to be too hard to be great at both.
He's going to have to pick one way or the other at some point.
Chris Campbell did it coming outof Ohio State.
He had to choose whether he had to choose whether he's going to
be a receiver or a cornerback, and he went.
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He stuck with it on defense and he had a good career.
Yes, absolutely great. I think one of the most
underrated corners of the past like quarter century of
football, considering they took rules away, Gamble was still
like a 5 to 7 interception guy for the year.
That's hard to do in the NFL. And you can put up that type of
consistency when you know, tap the wide receiver.
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You're going to get a pass interference after 5 yards, you
know, But I don't know. I do know I was going to bring
up Gamble even in the league I do that.
They experimented and used him afew times on offense, but he
never was a full time two way player for the Panthers.
As Jason said, he was pretty much a corner and they maybe
bring him in on a few special plays at wide out, but it was
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very rare. And then another guy that I know
that maybe they even experimented with a little more
than even gamble with people. People kind of forget that he
wasn't a big superstar on offense or defense, but Devin
Hester, when he first came in the league, he actually came in
the league as a defensive back for the Bears and they.
Also played him a wide receiver.Eventually they moved him to
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wide receiver and he was pretty much a full time tick returner
is what he mainly played. But he was like he became a slot
receiver later on in his career rather than when he started his
career as the DB. And he kind of played like both
sides of the ball through the course of his career in Chicago.
But he's mainly remembered for all them kickoffs though, you
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know? Damn Biggs coming with the NFL
knowledge as usual. Lions, Falcons terrible injury.
Maurice Norris. I heard about this.
I didn't watch it or anything. I guess they completely like
called the game because of how severe it was.
You've never seen that before. Yeah, it happened a couple of
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years ago with Tamir Hanlon. Is that his name?
Buffalo Game and they that was they sought the regular season
game. This was just preseason.
So I think it was definitely theright to call it a preseason.
Doesn't matter. What's the point of finishing a
game out when when something like that goes down?
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Well, I mean, what they cart theguy off though?
I mean, like, what are they afraid that they were they just
afraid it was going to happen again or what?
Like what? No, I think it's more out of
respect for the player. You know, at that point they
don't really know he, you know, he was completely unconscious at
that point. He wasn't moving any limbs.
So you know it for respect for him and you know his teammates
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who I'm sure when you're on the field and you see something like
that happen, you're a little shell shocked.
So you're kind of just not in the mood to to finish a
preseason game especially. Yeah, I could see that for sure,
putting it like that. Yeah, just an just a mental
drain on everybody. And you know who's going to be
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fired up to like, crack somebodyafter that?
Yeah, or. What if they're too fired up to
crack somebody to get revenge and then then somebody ends up
getting hurt? Right, man, this happened in the
league. That's the truth, right?
It's happened a few times. Well, did you guys?
Man, one of the saddest things was one of the saddest things,
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man, is when I see my man Shay'sear go down, bro.
That was that was a rough one. Oh I mean that broke my heart
bro, especially him being in Ohio State.
Dude I watched that game live onMonday night against the Bengals
in December of 2017. I still remember everything
about it, and I was just prayingthat that dude was going to get
up and be able to play again. But I'm just glad he could walk
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again and, you know, that he's still, you know, able to live
somewhat of a quality of life considering the circumstances of
what he'd been through. Man, that was that boy was
tough, too, man. It's a shame because I think he
would have been a Hall of Famer in the NFL for sure.
I think so too, Jay. You were going to say something.
Yeah, one other positive thing that happened this week in the
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preseason, which unfortunately won't count, but in my opinion
it should count because of the type of play it was, is the 70
yard field goal. Oh yeah, yeah.
Dude booted it and and you know,I get that that song, you know,
plays shouldn't count in the preseason because it's a bunch
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of backups going against backups.
You know, you're not going to have most receiving yards in the
game from pre season. But a kick, a kick is a kick.
Doesn't matter if it's pre season or the regular season.
Feel like that record should should stand as the longest
field goal kick ever. Yeah, I think it should stand
too. I mean with an asterisk.
I mean they could ask trick it and say pre season but still it
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should be it should be in the. Books if it happened during.
The game. I, I, I don't think you know
that's, that's not something that you know it, it doesn't
matter if there was bench players on the on the field like
it's a kick, a kick is a kick. And in regular season or
postseason, it's not any different.
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I just I think that one should count.
Man, me too me. Too I.
What if he don't hit it in the season this year?
You might. Not get a chance.
Well, that's what that's what I was going to say.
I think you know, and I'm not trying to compare us to NFL
players by any means, but in a practice setting, we used to
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watch Hildy smash 6065 yard field goal kicks.
Pretty consistent. That boy had a Lego man.
Pretty consistently. But, and, and I think I think
May, and I might be wrong, but Ithink maybe one of the things
that helped that happen was the fact that there wasn't, I think
you put that same kicker in a high pressure situation on like
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a Sunday night when the game's on the line.
I think it makes a difference for sure.
I did a. Preseason game, probably you're
a little bit more relaxed and you're able to just let things
fly a little bit more, but stilla physical feat for the for the
record books for sure. Oh yeah.
Man, good Lord, yes it is. Did any of those games before we
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move on? Did any of those games stand out
to you guys? Anything else you wanted to add?
I mean, I didn't really watch too many too much of it.
I don't watch much pre season tobegin with.
I kind of breeze over the highlights, check on my fantasy
team who I might want to add to the deep bench, but I don't
really fuck with pre season all that much.
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It's. Fucking that.
All this stuff from what I did see in a brief synopsis.
I watched like a few of the little highlights up here.
The highlights will cut out all the BS and like I can catch it
like that, but I truly feel likethe best two games in the pre
season were the Jaguars and Steelers game.
It was a very competitive game. It kind of had somewhat of
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regular season feels to it even though it was guys that on the
back end of the depth chart. And same thing with the Cowboys
game. I mean my boys lost 3121, but I
feel like it was a pretty good game.
I mean other than the Rams, theycame out in the first two drives
and had us down 14 nothing. But after the first two drives
were the Rams kind of was looking to like blow us out in
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the pre seat. That became a pretty good game
after that. The other 3/4 of that game.
And Dallas even had a chance to even get back in when they cut
it to 10 in the last few minutes.
But they didn't stop the Rams onthe last possession.
Rams just ran time out. But you know, it's it's just
nice to see games that can go 3121 or, you know, both teams
are in the 30s. I can't remember exactly what
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that Pittsburgh score was, but Iknow even late in that game, it
was like 2922. And I believe Pittsburgh ended
up winning the ball game. But I know it was back and forth
there for a while. Like Jacksonville was holding it
down at one point and they had the lead and was like, I think
getting now they had to lead fora brief amount of time that
Pittsburgh reclaimed the lead. And then they was kind of back
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and forth. But Pittsburgh never really
looked back, I don't believe. And then they won the ball game.
Those will probably be the two most notable games.
A lot of other ones kind of seemlike blowouts or just not really
a lot of excitement. Yeah, I didn't.
I didn't watch any of them either, but that's a good recap.
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That we are we going right to three.
We could do three if you want, and save 2 for when the
Commission's around. All right, so just some quick
updates on the Fogger League. We did switch things around a
little bit. The draft is going to be
Saturday, August 30th at 7:30 PM.
Nice. Each of the previous teams will
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get 3 keepers each. Those keepers need to be locked
in by this Saturday, August 16that 7:30 PM.
The grateful Zeds joins us as team #10 The playoffs start in
week 15 and the championship is week 17.
But other than that, that's that's, that's pretty much it.
Going to continue the Fogger league as normal after that.
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The only person who has notated anything about the the draft
time was Shane. When it was originally Sunday,
he said he would be flying somewhere that day.
So we're picked it back a day toSaturday, Yeah.
So we're going to be set with that keepers in this Saturday,
lock them down. I think I had mine locked in
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whenever there was 5, then you switched it to three and I think
it deleted all 5 all like all the dudes I had selected so I
had to go back and select them again.
Sleeper just said pick again. Pick all of them again.
I actually went in and selected my keepers the other day when I
saw your the. I think you put some kind of
text message out about it or something.
I saw it somewhere and I was like, oh shit, I better just go
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do it now, yeah. I got to remember to do mine.
I'm going to do mine first thingin the morning.
Yeah, I'm excited for the FoggerLeague this year.
We need to get this in defensiveor independent defensive player
over to over to the Prime Leagueat some point because I like it
A. Lot.
Yeah, You know what? I say we, we take a vote.
Right now without the CommissionI, I I suspect we would have
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three late league mates voting yes right now and no nays so.
You can throw it out the group text right now, slip it in while
he's not even expecting it. And and the powers vested in me
by the great state of Pennsylvania.
Because at this point he's missing SO.
And independent individual defensive player accepted.
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Brother Ocean Granted. Brother.
Well, yeah, Fogger league. Ready for it.
Happy for it. Anyway, I'm excited for the
draft. If you're listening live right
now for the Fogger League, as Jason mentioned, keepers are
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locking in what this weekend? It is one day, 20 hours, 18
minutes and 45 seconds away. That's how much time you got,
and if you're listening tomorrowmorning, you got roughly one
day, 12 hours and some minutes and some seconds.
Yeah, if you're listening tomorrow morning, hopefully
you're on your way to work. Just reach down and touch your
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Dick for us. Yeah, let's give it a little
feel. Imagine it's one of our hands if
you give. Yourself, the stranger on the
way to work. Just sit on it for a bit and
then, you know, just kind of offyour arm over the rougher the
better. Take some sandpaper to your
hands prior. Oh, Oh yeah.
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You know, what I found helps is if you just stick your hand out
the window for a while about 5 minutes ago and 70 and then
halfway in roll up the window soit crunches it just a bit so
that that really any feeling that was remaining, you really
just smash it out, Yeah. Listen, did you guys kind of
quasi football related, did you guys see that they, they locked
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up Kettlewell Stadium? Yeah, permanently.
And you got to get a, you got toget a keypad code to get in
there. Tim, you got the you got the
scoop on the on the going on thesports.
I have no idea, but from what I understand anybody can get the
code so. Well, you got to register and
you got to fill out a form and then they'll know who's in.
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They'll they'll by, by the codesbeing read, they'll know who's
in in there at certain times. So they put out some kind of
press release saying that they, that they've, there was actions
being taken place there that they, they were, that were
unacceptable. I immediately thought back to
our days post graduation, you know the old pre pre kickoff
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party. Yeah, we used to have a ritual
where we would we would go up onthe field and slam a shot at
midnight, allegedly when allegedly that when was it?
Like maybe allegedly the day before the season started or
something. Yeah, allegedly at midnight on
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Thursday into Friday before the 1st football game and.
Dazed and confused style. Remember in Dazed and confused
when they're when they do that at the end of the movie, they're
like on the football field drinking beers and and run
plays. And I allegedly remember one
time coming back from I think wewere coming back allegedly from
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the the Country Club pool and, and they were doing the 24 hour
walk a thon around the track. So there was still things going
on and me and Tim went out thereand walked around the track at
like 3:00 in the morning 3. AM.
Allegedly really, really drunk. And I was, I was feeling real
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paranoid because I was pretty hit, allegedly.
I think we ended up running a lap.
Did you see anybody? Did you see anybody you knew up
there? Allegedly.
There was a lot of people. I don't remember if we saw
anyone we knew though. Yeah, I don't remember talking
to anyone. There's a lot of people, and I
think that they had a DJ still playing music at 3:00 AM.
People were trying to sleep in tents around the field, and this
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dude's cranking out the latest hits in 2012, blasting him
through the stadium. If we had done something like
that, that I would imagine that that's how it would have been.
Oh. Yeah.
Probably didn't happen though. No, I don't think so.
That sounds, dude. Tim, do you remember spying on
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Jimmy when he was walking on thetrack?
Porch. Oh yeah, with the.
Picture through the binocular. Binoculars.
Jimmy. And then you sent it to him.
Shouldn't they got any details? You could just tell by the way
the dude was running that it wasJimmy.
Oh my God dude, I bet he freakedout.
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He came up. He's like, what's up man?
Fingers. What's up, man?
Dude, I remember, I remember we used to get blasted and me and
Jimmy used to go up and do sprints at at the track.
Tim, you may have been there as well.
You guys might have all been there.
I don't. I don't know who was there and
it wasn't, but I remember throwing up a couple of
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Saturdays in the morning becausewe would go up after partying
all night and go up and do sprints and shit at the track.
And Jimmy's like a Terminator, so trying to keep up with him is
deadly. But yeah, moving on.
Shit, wrong button. I need the video energy.
Today, from start to finish, come on.
Let's go. Let's let's get this.
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Train rolling. Let's go.
Hey, it's time. To go right now, master.
Or disaster. All right.
The master or disaster segment, still looking for a sponsor,
Today's master in disaster. What we're going to do is we're
going to select our Masters in disasters of the NFL.
We're going to select a team that we think is kind of an
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underdog and who is going to come out and prove everybody
wrong. And we're going to also select a
team who's overrated, come out, pull their pants down and show
everyone they're wearing a thong.
So why don't we get right at it,Humpy?
Oh, great. I'm just high enough to fumble
through this. So for my master, I took, we
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talked about them earlier and it's kind of a cliche thing, but
I took the I took the Chiefs coming into the season with high
expectations. You know, they lost in the Super
Bowl last year, but they got motivation to prove that their
dynasty isn't over. Patty, Patty, the baddie still
probably in his prime, at the top of his prime, I would
imagine. And with Andy Reid's leadership
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and they've got an upgraded offensive line, I think they I
think they have a roster built for another dominant run.
So I'm going to use the Kansas City Chiefs.
It's a cheap, it's a cheap play,but I'm going to I'm going to
play it for my master, for my disaster, for all the Swifties
out there. They're going crazy right now.
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My disaster, I'm taking the Browns.
I think they're they're coming in with low expectations.
Las Vegas projects them to only win 5.55 point five of their
games. A lot of roster turnover
uncertainty in in the in the locker room at quarterback where
where they need a leader and veterans like Flacco and, and,
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and players like Picket, you know, compete with injured
injuries and rookies. And I don't know, it's just
crazy over there. It's a mess.
So they're in rebuild mode, but when aren't they?
And I think they're going to have a shitty ass year.
Man, you ain't lie. What you said, they're always a
rebuild mode. My master, I'm going to go with
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the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I think Brady Quinn is going to
have another great year filled with Swami, and I think we can
expect good looks and rectums shook out of the Tampa Bay
Buccaneers. Brady Quinn and the Tampa Bayers
will surprise all the naysayers.Tampa Bay is my master pick this
year. My disaster is the Denver Joey
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Phillies. I'm tired of hearing about them
already. All right, next, the whole AFC
West, for that matter, the whole, the whole bunch of them,
the, the Clippers, the, the, whoever else is in that
division, The Chiefs, the Raiders next.
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He said the Clippers. Next, moving on.
Clippers next. All right, so my master this
year, going out on a limb, goingwith the Tennessee Titans. 7
letters, 2 words. Cam Ward So I know there's just
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one player, but it is the most important position on the team.
I do expect that the offense to look better this year with Cam
Cam Ward running the home. They did also sign Tyler Lockett
to give the rookie a reliable wide receiver to play alongside
the incomparable betting machineCalvin Ridley, which will make
things a little bit easier. Tony Pollard and Taji Spears
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both had a pretty admirable years last year when the
defenses consistently stacked the box to stop them, so having
a passing threat will help open up that run game.
And let's not sleep on 4th roundpick Elik Aonomoronor either.
He once tore up the Colorado Buffaloes and 1 Travis Hunter
for 13 catches, 294 yards and three touchdowns, so he cannot
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be forgotten. On defense, it made no splash
Signings. They did get in veteran Xavier
Woods. They did to get a steal in the
third round of the draft with Kevin Winston.
Winston did tear his ACL at the beginning of last season in Penn
State, so it did hurt his draft stock.
But he did also run the 40 yard draft and 40 yard dash in the
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combine, so he's looking to healup nicely.
The AFC South is not closed off either.
The Texans are there, but they took a step back last year.
The Colts and the Jaguars are basically washes.
Put them down on the bottom of the league with the Browns.
Waste of space, waste of cities.Just move those teams out of
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those cities and and let's move on.
Disaster. San Francisco 49ers.
A lot of people look for them tobounce back after a rough year
last year. Sam Bradford is still an unknown
in Seattle even after falling apart in the playoffs.
Matt Stafford is old and his back is hurting.
Kyler can't even see over the steering wheel yet.
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But so they do have an open division, but I don't think that
they're going to have much luck there.
They lost multiple starters on defense, Drake Greenlaw,
Chevarius Ward, Jayvon Hargrave,Leonard Floyd, just to name a
few. They didn't do much in free
agency. So they they did stock up in the
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draft with defensive players, but.
Let's remember those are just rookies and returning Robert
Slay's defense is probably complex and it's going to take a
time for them to learn, so give them a year or two on offense.
They also traded away Debo Samuel and George and Mason.
We don't know if we'll ever see the same CMC at this point as he
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gets older and comes off an injury that has little known
about recovery and the wide receiver room looks very bleak
at the moment. Debo gone.
Are you still crippled? Jennings hurt at the moment and
disgruntled looking for a new contract.
Newly acquired DeMarcus Robinsonlooking at a suspension for the
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classic Dewey. If the season were to start
today, their first wide receiverwould be Ricky Pearshaw who was
stabbed last year. So wide receiver room not great.
They do have their QB of the future, but that future is
probably another year or two away.
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Well said, Jay. Crack me up.
I didn't know what you're talking about when you said the
Dewey. I looked up and saw the DUI and
I'm like wow OK I got it now. The old Dewey he was.
Out there getting Dewey. I thought you just made-up a
word for something. Marvis Robinson was out there
with Dewey getting arrested. How?
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Bad was his Dewey. Did he get in the wreck or was
he just? I think he just got arrested.
I don't think he got in a wreck or anything.
So as as far as the NFL standards.
Not bad. Yeah, not too bad.
Not too shabby. I.
Think my master in disasters this year.
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I don't know. And I'm I'm sold on it for
surprising people. I mean, you've got one of the
all time best QBs to ever do. I know, I know he's up there in
age, but I'm looking at it as the fact that I feel like the
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Steelers got a good offensive line, you know, a young, you
know, developing, you know, offensive line.
You got, you know, Jalen Warren.I think it's the full time nod
now. I think that's big and huge for
Picker. Not that Nagieres ain't going to
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be a little bit of a loss in hispresence, but I feel like
getting Jalen Warren the full #1duties now will help that
immensely. DK Metcalf, as we pick up for
the Steelers, a wide receiver position.
They kept their secondary intactdespite losing Mikko
Fitzpatrick, got Darius Slade. They brought out there, you
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know, well, it, it was the othercorner of Pittsburgh's side.
Slay, slay, slay. And Jalen Ramsey.
Yeah, it was Ramsey. You know, and let's not forget
that it it's probably good the Steelers cut ties with Nausea
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Harris because this offseason hewent through a change of
identity and he now identifies as a pirate.
And he really went to the TO to extra lengths at it with
shooting his eye out with a firework so.
Dedication to the. Role which is.
Yeah, I mean, and, and this isn't a joke, he was reportedly
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wearing an eye patch at practicethe other day.
So yeah, he doesn't identify as a pirate now, no.
So, yeah, Captain Harris would go do that.
They're definitely going to be their master, I think this year
just as a team to surprise and get back.
They've been in the playoffs, but they're going to take an
extra step, might even at least get back to like the AFC
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champions this year. Like, I really feel that Mike
Tomlin is the own show that's still with the same team since
he started his career. So you look at that continuity
and the culture of the team, he understands, you know, the
organization and the Rooneys, you know they're good with you
still with the ownership. I I got Pittsburgh definitely
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taking a step forward this year disaster.
I like the San Francisco one day.
Like I think that one's not a bad one.
I was thinking about going with them, but since you had picked
San Francisco, I'll go with another team and I it's going to
be AI. Like I like the Daniels kid, I
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like Dan Quinn. He was with Dallas.
I actually think the Washington Commanders is going to take a
step back this year. I really do.
Now, will they be the worst teamin football or anything by that
means? I don't necessarily believe
that, but I do think that they're going to go from where
we've seen them in the NFC Championship last year.
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And I think this might be a teamthat might get mathematically
eliminated from the post season at like 8:00 and 9:00, nine and
eight. They're still going to win some
ball games, but I just think it's going to be a step back
because we've been known to see before that quarterbacks have
sophomore slumps. I know Washington has made a few
additions, but I don't really think it's all that great deal
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of a different team than the year before.
And that may be a good thing. I feel like in the way that the
NFL is with shuffling the free agents and how it seems to help
A-Team to have a few good drafts, a few good free agencies
to keep things fresh and whatnot, to keep the roster, you
know, nice with, you know, younger players rather than
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aging players. Like, I think Washington maybe
needed to do a bit more free agency to stay up there with
Philadelphia. And, you know, a team like
Dallas is coming up. And I know New York is probably
going to finish at the bottom ofour division.
But I will say, and I think thatthey're going to be on the come
up though here in another year or two, the Giants might
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actually be a problem. You let darts sit behind Russell
Wilson for, you know, a few years and then keep developing
the league neighbors as the widereceiver there.
Get a running game again, like you have with Saquon.
You're a problem again. Giants are always known the
draft good defensively. So you know, are they wants to
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take the step back this year with my boys stepping a little
forward. And then you got Philly the
Super Bowl champs. So I'm I'm going to go watch the
Commander's disaster. Brother, brother.
I like it, BI like it. All right, so just another quick
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spot check on the league throughout history.
These photos were just uploaded.They were come from the archives
of us doing some wild things back in the day and and seeing
where we were. One of them is a famous gust of
wind gives us a behind the scenes look into a league
member. Where?
(47:55):
Where are the pictures? Where can we see them?
Prime League podcast or primeleaguenetworks.com right
now. Yeah, they're there.
I'm going there. Hold on.
Wait. Keep going, Jack.
Keep going. All right, the next one, one
member actually came up with theequation C equals MC squared.
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And finally, we have one member has his trademark stash hanging
in a museum. Wait, is is Einstein?
Is that Remington or is that Shane?
It's the commish. It's the commish.
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I couldn't tell. I couldn't tell.
I mean, it makes sense. It does.
It is Remish, but Remington. And you know, if you took
Remington's hair away, he might look like Shane a little bit.
That's that's creepy. And you're right.
I. Always thought they did.
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Are you saying are you saying Shane and Remy have had sex with
each other? Yeah, then you look surprised
that your dress is blowing up right there.
Sorry. Jimmy's looking extra smug.
Yeah, he does. He's, he's like satisfied.
Is he smiling or not? He's, he's just smug.
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That's what he is. He's just smug.
He's, yeah, he's kind of like, amusingly disappointed in this
picture right here. He's like, yeah, that's right.
He looks We got a big bone to pick with Jimmy too.
I'm saving it until Week 1. But we got a big, big bone to
pick with Jimmy and and Remington together.
Those two, they're in, they're on, they're on the shit list.
Something's going on. What are they doing?
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What do you mean what's going on?
We. Can't, we can't.
We can't talk about it right now, but Week 1, when we have
Remy Remy on, we'll get the we'll get right to the bottom of
it. And by big bone, we don't mean
any of our penises. Yeah.
Oh, but yeah, if you want to check out these league, some of
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our accomplishments over the past hundred years or so, head
on over to primeleaguenetworks.com, hover
over Prime League podcasts and click on the league.
Throughout history. All right, gentlemen, is there
anything else? Do we go to Segment 6?
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Prom League podcast we wrap it up right.
Prom picks drafted as history and sight.
Shane on the mic with Jason in the picks.
Tim and Justin the owners with the picks.
Final huddle. The season set for the verse
D&G's finest year we drafting first sword flames.
You know we. Coming back this prom league
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where the real ball is that chief Mish steady holding down
the zone, assisting with the strategy knowledge fully blown.
(51:46):
Music.
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