February 12, 2025 • 63 mins
Kathleen Madigan is BACK for a special Part 2 extravaganza! The girls and Kathleen are friends IRL so naturally just 1 hour of silly time wasn’t enough! If you liked Part 1…. Part 2 gets even sillier! If you don’t know who Kathleen is…. Throw on any one of her specials and become obsessed like we are!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I don't get a little touch up, Hi am Terni Mari,
and you're listening to the touch up. We hope you're
picking up what we're putting down. So amazing. We always
talk about how the eighties and the nineties were just
straight mayhem. People just got away with fucking everything, everything.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
The cocaine because you couldn't you could nobody knew Menanda's
brothers that were like the.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
K and be like Hi, I didn't like anybody could
do anything.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Well, if you think back, like I wonder if twenty
years from now, we'll look at now and go, gosh,
it would have been so easy to commit a crime
because they didn't have a B and s. Things we
don't know about, Like let's say the eighties, we didn't
have cameras everywhere. Yeah, there were no cell phones. Like
my dad used to say, back in the day, the
easiest way to commit crimes was to go in get
(00:58):
a cop cart steal their radio. Then they can't communicate
with one another and they can't say who you are,
and you just got to outrun a cop. It was
that basic.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh yeah, I'm like, wait, that would not work.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Of course it will.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Now I go rob the bank. But I took the
radios out of your cop car. You can't call anybody. Yeah,
you can't do anything easy.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, but what about the cameras that see you.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
There's no cameras, No cameras back then, back then, back then?
Now yeah yeah yeah, now it so much easier.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
In trouble.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
No, there's actually we'll hand you. Yeah, yeah, they're ass Yeah.
We go fishing town. You want to go catch some trout,
and then I just tie a boulder to you, and
you in the water.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I will be found. I'll be found, not.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Probably not, it's like one hundred feet deep.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Somebody will find me.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Not really, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, I don't know. Will they I went fishing alone.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
There's no alibi going to have.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
We're all going to get micro chipped like our dogs,
and then they'll be able to find missing people all
the time. You can get micro chipped. I bet that'll
be like a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I don't want to get microchips.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm sure at some point, well I'll get microchip.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I don't want to get microchip.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, I'll never find you if I perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You're not gonna kunt.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
You're not going to be the one that I won't.
I'm not. I'm a college against my will. If it
happened a microchip, yeah, same, I won't even give them.
I'm never doing This is the problem because my dad
was a defense attorney. Oh, I'm never gonna give anybody
my DNA freely? Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah? No, like a like a the ancestry testing.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
It's all a racket, I know. Yeah. Now they're selling
it and they've gone broke because they reached the end
of the line, which of course you knew you would.
What's the other one though? Twenty four of me? All right,
yeah that what is that?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Like an ancestry?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, they are, they have reached the end of the
line eventually, all twenty three chromosomes or science. But I
don't know that I'm right. I just heard that. Yeah,
no record. Anything I say about science is just what
shit I heard.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
About? This is fake news? Right, yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
The extra one? Yeah, so if you to, they're going
broke twenty three and me and then as my dad kept,
my dad thought it was all a racket to get
the DNA of every person they could, to fill up
the DNA banks. And then the government knows everything they
want to know, and he wasn't a conspiracy guy. He's
(03:32):
just like, this is what the police do. This is
what the CIA and the FBI do. Don't give them.
But I kept thinking to you, do you think I
look like I'm totally capable of committing a crime. Why
do you keep thinking, Dad, that my DNA is gonna
be so you clearly envisioned me in a date line
and I've either done something or someone something done horrible
to me, which he goes, no, no, it's just they
(03:55):
should you don't give that away for free. Well, now
twenty three and me is going broke. Who gonna buy
all of our they have all of our ship?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Trying to talk what I'm like tiktosh, which is China?
Holy shit?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Holy shit?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, everybody that did it, guess what your DNA is
now up for sale.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's fucked up.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I've always that's why I never did it. I never
did it for that reason.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well, if you're one of the very few it was,
it was just like a it should think about it,
like it wouldn't enter my mind except for my dad.
I'm not blaming normal people. It's a curiosity thing. You're interested,
But fuck you think there's weird relatives that pop up
on Facebook. Don't get involved in them. Do you really
want to meet Pancy Billy? I haven't seen in forty
I'm your cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Brab Do you know they don't care my uncle, my
uncle found U don't fo my My maiden name is Fandel,
but it's Austrian, so it's like Fundle. Okay. My grandmother,
my grandfather was like FanDuel, yes exactly, like yes, my
grandfather is a Helmut Fundle. So my uncle took his
(05:03):
family Hellward fund that's a little German. Took his family
to Austria.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Right. They loved to travel. They traveled the world.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Found where Fondles live, okay, went to the middle of
nowhere like this, like farmland in Austria. So excited learned
the language knocked on the door was like skin found
And when he went and he went nine and slammed
(05:33):
the door on him. Didn't give a ship, didn't give
a ship, didn't care. It happened and he left it
and he was like, no, I'm I'm your cousin, I'm
your American family. I am Fandel. And he was like,
I'm give fun cool, get up my property, O, best
of back home.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
So yeah, yeah, they'd say here the South, bless your heart,
your heart by Yeah, so they don't care. Ancestors don't care.
Now all your DNA is for sale. You did it crazy? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I've always wondered why they take so much blood and
why they so much blood? No, no, for I just had.
But you know, when you're pregnant, you have to get
so much fucking testing none And I'm like, why do
you need seven vials?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
But like with your saliva, they only need a little
bit of saliva and then they can multiply that to
test you for five hundred different things. I don't understand
the difference on that.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, I've always.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Been like they blood.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Did they sell my blood today? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't either. I think there's lots of things.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I think it has to do with that.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
But like that put her d in, she did the
ancestry deal, and somehow her grandma or grandma ended up
in jail because they did all the math. Like when
you're giving evidence all there's so many people that are
sitting in jails right now and the cops are just
(07:04):
waiting for a DNA match. So all of you guys
that are doing the ancestry in twenty they are sharing
that information because how come all of a sudden there's
a pop going, Oh, here's this guy is a cousin
of these people. I just I don't I think it's invasive.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
But you're right.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Maybe we're all just gonna have to get a chip
one day.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No, I've already heard that they want to put chips
in here.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
You want to take this podcast into down a real
fucked up road, is it? Is it that part of
the mark of the beast the chip?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Do you know the market the beast? Here's the thing.
I don't read the Bible because but I don't know.
I've heard that again. It's just ship I've heard is
a chip? Google? Is a chip in our hand? Part
of the beast? Doesn't it sound painful though, to put
something in the back of your hand.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It sounds painful like you said you're gonna put my hair,
all right?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I mean I don't want bizzards.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, yeah, I did this out than this.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
It's so it's very I don't know, very black mirror. Yes,
And that's what that's what.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Mark on the forehead. Well, you get the mark of
the beast.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
But it also started with the vaccine with me when
I went I'm not doing this. Sorry, I could say
that now, but it was like my guttural instinct that
went beast.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't back.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Is that the rap Disney movies are a conspiracy? For
that's really a rapture.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Didn't you say the rapture?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm just saying, who's coming.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I think I think there's penises in every Disney movie,
secret hidden penises in every Disney movie.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, I think a lot of kids things were made
by predators. We just didn't know because it was the eighties.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
We'll notice that Walt Disney kills the mother in all movies,
and he actually and he killed his own mother.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Walt Disney killed his mother.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Walt Disney is also dead. I just want you to know.
I feel like you don't know anyone dies. I just
wanted you to know.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
The real Walt is long dead.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I know the real Walt is dead. He got dis.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Mama house in Burbank. They're all in California, and there
was a gas issue, something about the gas lines, and
he's like, I'll get somebody over there, and he didn't
and he didn't know she died. So so notice Laura Disney,
(09:37):
Flora died, and so noticed. In every Disney movie, the
mom dies.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Okay, let me think about this one. There was never
There was never a mom. Who what little Mermaid? There
was never a mom? Dad did everything?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I never saw it, King Triton, where mom goes? You
never saw? I don't. I don't see a lot of animations.
You're you're gonna keep going, let's say, haven't. Yeah, the mom,
there's no mom.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
They're motherless people, motherless people, nasty nasty ants or like.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh my god, Cinderella, the mom, the original mom died,
the step mother Cinderella.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, what about I never saw Nemo fish one.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Adorable fighting Nemo.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay, no, she didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
The dad, I don't know. I'm not up to date
on my Disney news.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Oh I need to tell you what I used to watch.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
To the motherless? He gets lost generous?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Well, okay, why doesn't look for him?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I never saw the mom and dad did they look
for them for a while? The mom stayed put a dad?
Oh ship man. I think the mom died, right, the
mom died. I think Marlon was the dad Dad looked
(11:20):
for Nemo. Yeah, dead Fish.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh, dear dies Lion King? Oh the dad dies, the dad,
the dad dies.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, Oh my god, this is so unhanded.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Care.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'm also Kathleen Madigan doesn't give a fuck about a
children's story.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
That's so weird that I'm like, why are we watching
Lion King? I've never seen it on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You would hate it.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
This is the greatest thing about Stevie Nix is the
only other person I've ever heard of say out loud
aside from me, I hate musicals because you get in
trouble if you say that you're frowned of one. Okay,
I hate them.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, do you know what? I hate? Ballets?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Ballets damn?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I saw the Nutcracker this Christmas.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I was like, I hope, hey, I'll die again a couple.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, in high school we got somehow in high school
we would take you to some Why the fuck Michael
Britshakov would have been in Saint Louis I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Maybe he was trying to help other people escape from
Russia through Stan, but I'm like, why did we get Frish?
We don't. We don't deserve nice things like this. And
I slept through the whole flipping day, and I tried
to stay away because I knew he's a rock star,
Like he's the guy, right, We're not get any better
(13:05):
than this guy. This is the top of the line.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And yeah, oh wit her, I had to I literally
at halftime whatever we call it, I had to down
glads the champagne. I came back and then I was
rocking and rolling and then I was like just sizing
up all the dick sizes in the tight tight pants.
(13:28):
I was like, all right, I was like, tels got
a nice little package right there, because like the person
I went with, she was right there with me and
just sizing up all the packages in the way tight
straight ballerina guys.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Maybe, I don't know. I think the ballerina industry is probably.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I also will throw the symphony in the same bucket.
Oh so yeah, No, the symphony.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
The opera, the ballet, musicals are a little yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
The only musicals I'll see is if it's like I
saw Mama Mia in New York. Because I of abba songs. Okay,
I do I do love musical I hate ones that
are unbelievable. Like West Side Story, I never watched the
whole thing. You want me to believe there's these gangs
that are very, very violent and doing bad things and
(14:15):
then they just break out and I am too practical
of a human being to make that leap. I can't
do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I can found a lot of sense, Kathleen, that makes
a lot of It's.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
A little like shit, right, yeah, Bridges.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Jetta the way, here's.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
My switch place.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
The only musical I've ever watched the whole thing is
the Sound of Music, because it's historically accurate and Nazis
are evolved. I enjoy history. I don't enjoy Nazis. I
enjoy history and it's a true story. And I I
do think though, if I was invited to somebody's party
and I gotta watch each kid's saying before they go
(15:00):
to bed, I'd be like, no, to self, I'm getting
out of that party next time before the fucking kid bullshit?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah like it here you.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
The son of music? Fine? Yeah yeah, But like my
parents would be like, why don't you watch Oklahoma?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
No, no, oh, Glahoma when I have fun?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Oklahoma's never been that fun. Then there are a million times.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, it doesn't radiation oncology center, and that's about it.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Have some really good Western bronze statues in downtown Oklahoma City.
They're fantastic. Yeah. Yeah, I don't people.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I think it's like like I who actually.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Really loves the symphony.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
No musicals.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I was like, there's a no, no, no, I love I
love musicals.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
We're gonna get canceled.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
No, because I I love like certain musicals truly, But
I think it's more of like ano like I don't
want to say like elitism, but you know, like I'm
going to the We're going to the ballet, We're going
to the opera. Very people, Well, if.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
You played an instrument that's like a symphony one I
played or wherever, you might actually be for real interested,
you know you might. But other than that, No, I
have classical music people, Yeah, yeah, yes, it's a classical music.
I ever listened to it. It's only because I'm on
(16:24):
a plane and I need to sleep. And there's one
that says classical music sleep mix, which is all classical
music to me. Yes, correct, unless you're gonna get into
where it goes into like Jaws ship. Yeah, now we're
going to crazy, right, I could say to that or football.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I love the sound of announcers voices put me to
sleep football.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I feel that way about golf and yeah whisper, Yeah
it's nice.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
The best naps ever.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Is only six feet. I don't know if he can
do it.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
That's all very Oh it's kind of reverted, yeah, a
little bit. Yeah, it's a little perverted.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
He's got here's a bird watched.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Okay, okay, let's round it black Twitter.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yep, you know we don't have to end it. I'm
saying we I need to say this all forget before
I leave. Okay, this, well, you just go get the
BBC News okay, okay, because then they report on what's
happening in America. But they don't have panels and the
TV announcers on BC BBC they're super fucked up looking,
which is great because I know they're for real, like
(17:36):
they don't look like models, like their teeth are a
master because theret brid yeah yeah, and but they're no
offense Brits. There's hot Brits out there. Oh, there's tons
of hot. They just don't do the news like in
this country. I think you have to pass this super
hot test to be and I wish we would get
rid of that. Ye like Walter Cronkite wasn't hot. No,
this is this old crabby guys smoking stings going. There's
(17:57):
a war and green I'll tell you about.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
It in a minute.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
That's what I want.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
But that's news, that's fucking news.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
You can smoke, do whatever you want. Oh man, I
want to film that again. I want to bring that
back where I feel like I believe this guy. It'd
be like your dad or grandpa every night, going why
you were out fucking off today, Here's what happened, mean something,
and then you go okay, oh straight out fly right Okay.
The BBC does stuff well, you'll learn stuff too about
(18:24):
like they'll go today in Indonesia and that might be
too hard for your morning routine. I know you don't
probably want to go that, but that's nice.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
So that's worldly. That's what we need, like what's.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Going on in America. But they don't go deep, they
don't go deep dive, so you'll hear, you'll know what's
going on here. But then you also learn about like
the world.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Right well, because they just try to distract you here,
like what's going on?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
And that's probably just like one we just learned just on.
I feel like ever since CNN said twenty four hour news,
and it all started with the OJ thing, there isn't
twenty four hours a day worth of news. There's just not.
And now we have to make shuit up and we
have to have panels of fifteen people where we'll go, well,
so and so President Trump said he's going to do this,
and then these people discuss it for an hour. What
(19:11):
the fuck?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
No, Yeah, I don't want to know everyone's opinion. I
just want to know what is going on.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Well, I also don't even know who these people are
speaking to me giving me their opinions. Yeah, they're not.
Who are you? Yeah, and it turns out your quote
a pundit. It's just that's not a gig.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Like back in the day, there used to be a show.
Pat Buchanan, he ran for President Mounch of times. He
never he never, he never would because he was secretly
like he was always about kind of white supremacy like Pep.
I used to do it kind of well, kind of
dip your toe in that. Yeah, you know, he was.
He was really mad. We were running out of white
(19:46):
Europeans coming over here. He didn't like the whole brown thing, right,
But I said, Pat Buchanan could write a cookbook and
the last chapter would be why we're running out of
white people? Like he couldn't help himself. He just could
not help himself from all always bringing that up. You know,
we need more Western Europeans coming in here as immigrants.
All we're doing is taking people from the south of
maria Vell. Anyway, he was talking for years, and I go,
(20:11):
you know what, I disagree with everything Pat says, but
I understand why he's was hired to speak to me.
He worked for Reagan, he worked for Nixon. Like he's
he put it in his time. He knows what he's
talking about. Whether you agree with him or not, who cares.
But I mean he related.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
To Martin Van Buren van Patten.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
You can't. Yeah, you think, I think ahead. Just try
BBC News. You'll see they have the Von Trapps broadcasting
on BBC News because they were Austrand perfect that President Buchanan. Yes,
(20:52):
there was Mark, there was Martin Van Buren and James Buchanan.
Ah ah them back in the day. No one can.
Have you guys been to the hermitage here, yes, no presidents.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yes, the hotel, the hermitage, the hermitage.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
We're in smarts girls.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
In the world. How do we own houses? How do
we go? How do we buy?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
My god, I can buy houses like it's my fucking job.
But history don't know her don't science, math numbers. No,
I'm absolutely not. No, but I have great credit. I
make good money and all buy houses.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
No, I'm a street smart you are. I'm not BookSmart
me neither.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Sometimes we're not even that street smart.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Sometimes I will get jumped.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
I didn't even take the s A T. That's I'm
at like.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I didn't either.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I took that act because I heard it was easier. Anyway,
here's the thing. You're not wrong when you said the hotel,
you're not. But you're not right.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Well every other thing too.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
No, but Andrew Jackson was the president for Tennessee, and
he right by where I live. Here, there's like ten
thousand acres and it says it's called Andrew Jackson's.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
No, I haven't the herb I haven't been there.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
The hermit is and it's his home and it's actually
really cool.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
I took Charlie there.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I have not been there.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I put up from school one day and I was like.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
We're going to.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
We're going for kids in school. Yeah yeah, I mean
they have a thousand fields.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
They didn't they didn't move anything, like everything's original.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
The beds are as high as the curtains, the headboards. No,
just like to get in the old beds were so high.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Why what are you talking about. I was there. I
didn't see any beds that were weird. I thought they
were low. And he made his slave sleep on hay
next to him.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Oh my god, beds were so high, that's what I remember.
They were like I can't lift my arms up it
my boobs, but they were so high.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
To get in the beds, it was it was a
little step stool.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, you needed lots of steps, like a little ladder
to get He died in one of the beds.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yes, he fell off, and she's like six stories.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
It kind of was.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
And he was super tall. He was over six foot
and all the beds are super short. That's what I'm
super short and super tall. Yeah, very short like for
me perfect five foot nothing yeah boom, but hard to
get in. Wow, it's on your age. Just run and
jump pretend. That's why I would pretend I'm some bile.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And there's no and there's no kitchen. There was no kitchen.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
No the whole house.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Okay, I think slaves, because the slaves made their their help.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
The kitchen was elsewhere elsewhere.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
And it's crazy. I either was on the road and
I'd never been to Charlottesville, Virginia, and that's where Monticello is,
which is Thomas Jefferson's his shindig, and I went there
like a month before I ended up going to Regis.
That thing is fucking whoa, whoa whoa. Down to Rednagville
and you go to Andrew Jackson's house and you're like, wow,
(24:31):
this guy was just a regular Tennessee rednag This is
nothing compared to Monticello. Like and also, you know it
says on the front the People's President. I'm like, yeah,
but what about those eight hundred people he owned? Did
they get the vote on that label that he was
called the people?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yea, yeah, no, No, it's a wonderful.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Property to visit. And there's also, in your defense, a hotel,
which is my favorite hotel in Nashville, Carbonage. Yeah, I
don't want to have tea and all that. But I
like the bar, and you should just go in the lobby.
You don't need to stay there. That is a beauty,
although the.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Rooms are fans and haunted.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yes, yeah it feels.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
But that bed's got like eighteen layers of deliciousness. Yeah,
it's wonderful. It's a little old people.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, it is a little outdated, but it's grand and gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
It's something. It's on the historical market. Thing they can't.
It's just spectacular to see. Yeah once. They do like
little pop ups at that bar too, Yes they do.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I went to a Harry Potter pop up.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Wow, Harry Potter, No at all.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I'm not a Harry Potter. I fall asleep every time
I've watched the movie.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
I can't and I have watched load of the Rings.
We we it's the Lord of the Rings of My Lord.
Nothing else that Lake the Ozarks. So I went with
my mom and my dad and my sister. None of
us are like those kind of people, but we thought, well,
there's no other movies.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Let's try let's watch a three hour movie.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Well we didn't know it was all that. Only my
dad is totally deaf. But his here he gaves don't
really work, so he's loud is the point. He's very loud.
And there was just like, I don't even know what
I'm saying, so sorry Lord of the Ring. People there
was like a hobbit they're watching Okay, is that right? That? Yeah? Okay,
(26:22):
well we didn't. We didn't stay long enough for me
to understand anything. He started going, he goes, why is
there a midget entering a beer cag But he said
it so loudly. I'm like, Dad, we can't continue on
no volume volume, You're not supposed you're not using midget anymore.
(26:43):
We moved on a little. People. Well I never heard that.
I know, I know, I know, but it did look
like his description. And then he couldn't. He just kept going,
are they speaking German? No?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
No, this movie is in.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
English, Fish, Welsh. I don't know. We laught, we left.
Oh you didn't like it. I didn't understand what I
was watching at all at all.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
No, yeah, that was with me with Harry Potter. I
couldn't get into it. It was the same.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
For some reason, Lord of the Rings resonated with me.
I don't know why, really, I don't know why I
should give it another did like I did, okay, But
I will say the first episodes, when we got dire
wolves and things that are disappearing, I was like, okay,
you're you're on a line here where I'm gonna bow out,
like you're getting too weird. I don't want sci fi bullshit.
(27:36):
But they made it more about a family story. But
I'm not even sure we went to a Lord of
the Rings. We should have gone to the first one.
Do you have to understand you didn't see the.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
First one would just dive into three dogged right into
three hun we row dogged. That's not the way it works,
of course, Kathleen.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yes, I don't know. This was all my mind. Start
from the very bigging, very cool place to start.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
When we sing we began with ABCS.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Julie Andrews, I know.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I just I grew up Jewish in l A.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
And they wrote sounding music and Jewish people wrote it.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Really that's great.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
So I don't know. I grew Jewish in LA.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
There's a lot of like milestone things that I just
like skipped my family just like skipped right over.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
We skipped over anything. Yeah. Star Wars e Yeah, I've
never seen it.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
When you say that in Mixed company, it's like I
looked at you and said, I know it's weird that
I'm standing here, but I've just shipped my own.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Pass first Horror First.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
They're like what oh, and their face starts changing like
you've never seen star and I have to lear the
whole lecture about why I should. And I'm like, you
know what, for all of you people that love Star Wars,
just know to make up for my lack of watching
Star Wars, I have watched Jaws eighty seven thousand times.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Amazing.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
There you go and Rocky Yeah, I love them, God,
Rocky one the only I don't need to go.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You don't need to go past Jaws.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yeah, I'll go too. Once the shark starts going to
other areas to find them, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
But the oji oji og.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Is you can't be Yeah, who's the main guy in it?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Again?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Also, he was also in What About Bob oh.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Richard Dreyfus, Richard Ye also what about Bob?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
What about Bob? Rael Bill Murray, I don't.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Know why I have at a comedy festival in Ireland.
He's very nice and his brothers were all there too.
I know the one brother better because he's in an
improv troop in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Oh that's so cute.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I love all the stories about him. He just shows up.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, he seems like a.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Very Chicago normal like every man, Like he just wants
to go to the Cubs games and drink beers.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
And that's so cute. Very seems like such a muppet.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Yeah, there's nothing like non normal about Like he doesn't
have a house in Turks and Cake. It's like he's living.
He's just a normal guy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Like I was just going to say, like an Adam Sandler,
he wear sweatpants to red carpets?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Right?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Did he ever get married and have children?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
I never even thought about it.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
It's a single. Should I reach out to him.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Should I go chuck to the courthouse and find to
such a I know.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Call Mary, we need to know what courthouse?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, do you want to stock Bill Murray?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I got, I got. I got a lady with a plan,
and I'm sure she's up on all the modern things
to get around all apple.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Okay, perfect, she's got a plan. It's twenty twenty five.
We can get this, We can do this.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Also, I think in twenty fifty we're going to look
back at twenty twenty five and it would have been
so easy to commit a crime because of boom boom boom.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
That's scary. Well, people do still commit lots of crimes.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Recognition isn't really great yet, you know what I mean. Yeah,
like the guy who killed the healthcare guy. They get
a picture if you wear a hoodie. They got him
pretty fast, though, No, it took him a while. It
took him a couple of weeks. A couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Oh really, I thought it was immediately.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Well, and it was his fault. He gets My dad
always said, you know, they end up sent on themselves.
He didn't snitch on themselves, but he shouldn't gone to
McDonald So super stupid?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Is that what he got?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Called? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
He use his card?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
An old lumpy person who watches the news, Taren would
have been no help. She would like that guy was sweet,
you're you would have been journaling his photo the news.
But this old person who's gotten not else watch the
news and recognize him and uh said, he's here, and
call the cops and they showed up sure enough, it.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Was Do we think that do we think that he
should have died?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Though?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Think he didn't die? No, he didn't die.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
But the guy who died a health character, the health care.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
No one deserves to really die die.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
But like I disagree, I fully disagree.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
People do deserve to die.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Die if you like, I think the health children and
women also this help.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
You even asked that one sitting over there pro death penalty.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
She'd killed two probably the most conservative.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yes, but I'm saying, like in this case.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
That that man did not deserve to die.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
No, it's just his job.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
You get mad at the whole cumulative relative. Yeah, right,
And United Healthcare happened to be with my dad's and
it was a giant. I hated them for the last
three years of my life. They are horrible.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
They're fucking horrible, That's what I'm saying. See horrible.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
So like, yes, so when you say die die, there's
two ways.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I guess you super.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Die, super die, super colds, bring them back kill me again,
you know, But.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I still don't think it's a wake up call. Like no, no,
like nothing's gonna.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
No, it's not gonna change or anything.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
No, unfortunately, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
And that kid is going to go and spend the
rest of his life in prison because you did that
and it didn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
It didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
That's the thing. It didn't do anything. I know, if
you're gonna do something like that, you need to know
it's gonna have a result impact and moving forward, some
sort of action. Now, all they're gonna do is get
better security to the CEO people.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I think, if anything, he has more like notoriety or
more respect in prison from people that support him, Like
you know what I mean, Like he's not like where
he's not like, he's not dropping the soap, and people
are like trying to like, you know, I don't know.
I think people have gone out there.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
No, I don't think he had gone out there. Don't
have a gun. Yeah, now you're just a cute guy
dropping soap. You don't think he has got respect?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I do.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I don't know. I think prison's like the wild West.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I have no idea to prison.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I don't think he has.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I haven't been to prison. I've only been in jail.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Why did you go to jail.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
For a d Y?
Speaker 3 (33:59):
I had?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
And then I didn't do one thing for it, and
before I could do it, I moved here and forgot
about it. And then somebody wanted me to go to
Canada for a job and I was like, I don't
think I can go. So I called the courts and
(34:24):
I was like, do I did I do everything I
was supposed to do and they were like, no, you
have a worn out for your arrest and I was like, oh, oh, go.
So I hired an attorney out in LA thought I
would be able to just throw money at it and
it would disappear because I did everything else. And also
(34:44):
it was I think I was twenty four when I
got that dui and I think I was thirty four.
It was like ten years ago, like from the time
that I did this. And the attorney called me and okay,
good news bad news or bad news bad news. The
(35:06):
court that you got tried in you have to whatever
judge is there. You can't like move judges whatever. And
this judge fucking sucks. He's the harshest judge. And I
was like okay, and he's like he wants you to
fly out here and come to court, and I was like,
for a fucking DOUI. So I flew out there, booked
(35:27):
work while I was at it, good job, worked a
couple days, went to court the next morning, and the
prick of a judge was like, I'm going to sentence
you to forty five days in jail. You can't run
away from your problems. I was like, I mean I
did pretty much everything except for like a a one class,
like a one like six hour class. I just didn't do.
(35:48):
And so I at I had just bought my second house. Uh,
and he was like, well, you have to either surrender
yourself within thirty days or I and if you go
back to Tennessee, I'm suspending your license. And I was like, fuck,
I just bought like a cabin in Gatlinburg that I
was like renovating, so I needed to drive back and forth.
And I was like this, motherfucker. I mean, I was like,
(36:10):
I haven't been in trouble since I, like, I own houses,
like I'm a good person now, not that people are
bad with Duy's, but I was just like what And
he was like, yeah, I don't give a shit. You
can't like run away from your problems. Meanwhile, the girl
before me had had so many Duy's that she had
an ankle bracelet on and broke her uh like she's
(36:35):
not supposed to drink at all and start drank and
was at court for that and he like let her go,
and I was like, what the fuck? So I surrendered
myself was in jail.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Probably because you moved.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
So he was trying to trying to make a point
and I'm like, cool, bro point taken. So anyway, I was.
I was in jail at like thirty five for how
many days? I thought it was going to be forty
five days, and I was like, I gave my phone
to my sister and I was like, don't let anybody know,
like I'm working with celebrities right now and like doing
(37:11):
having a career and like.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, you were like mar you have to take all
my clients, and I.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Was like take all the jobs girl, Like yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
It was awful. And I ended up because the jails
in la are so overcrowded and there's it's such a
shit show. I was mixed in with people that killed
people waiting for their trials.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Just in this is crazy. It was.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
It was insane, and I was like all right, you know,
I don't want anybody to know that, like I'm like
successful or have money or anything. So I just like
was a soundboard for like anybody that wanted to talk
or I was like, yeah, fuck that guy. Like I
just listened to everybody's bullshit and like I would have
stabbed him too, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I when I get out, when I get out of here,
we're gonna we're gonna synk up girl.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah girl, what's your Instagram? Bro?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah? And ended up finally on day three because I
was like, I'm not showering, I'm not eating, I'm not
like I was just.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Like your little protest. Yeah. I was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah, because I was.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Just like I'm so I'm so pissed that here I am.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
I'm pissed I'm torture myself. Yeah, I no one's gonna
know I'm doing it well.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I was.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I was a vegetarian at the time, and everything had
like nasty meat in it, and I was just like
I wasn't really hungry either. I was like so upset.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
You're in and you were in the Orange.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
I was in like blue scrubs prison, prison, jail, fairy.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Okay, federal prison, another.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Level, next level. You're not coming out, You're not like holding, but.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
That's where you want to go if you have to, Yes,
that's where, like Martha Stewart, you want to commit a
federal crime, I'll tell you some facts of it. Yeah,
what if you're going to commit a crime bank robberies? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Oh nice, so sad. Nice.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
So my dad had some lawyer friends who ended up
in federal.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
But then I ended up getting out like seventy two
hours later.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Oh but experience, yeah, long time.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
It is when you're just like you're you're I was
in a cell for twenty three.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
You get to experience being in a cell.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
It's fucking weird. The lights are on all night, even
when you're sleeping, like, it's just it's a weird.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
There's one toilet, you just toilet.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
There's a.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Context. If I want to take out my context, what
do yeah?
Speaker 5 (39:39):
You do?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Question?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
You thinking?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Can I have my contact case?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I think if you go to a place that you
have to stay for like an experience an uh an ex.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
But let's say I just get thrown in jail tonight
in Tennessee for being being drunk.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
I have to take them out, washing them with the
shitty water, and put them back.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Oh, we can't do that.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
I don't we need our sine solution. This is not
going to work for me.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I don't know. I don't I truly don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I need to be in federal That's the best form
of Brian, I'm glad.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Yeah, for all teenage girls the back before you could.
I don't wear those twenty four hour ones. No, I
just do that. It's a great form of birth control
because you always if you ever were drunk and thought
I'm gonna spend the night with this guy, you'd be like, yeah, well,
I guys wear contacts out. Yeah, and I don't have
my ship.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
I don't have I don't have my healing so you're
not going to fuck him. No, you gotta go home.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
I got home, yeah, yeah, my siline solution, and I
need my glasses. Yeah, and I didn't bring it with me,
so I gotta go. That's where I don't understand. If
I got a d UI, for instance, and I was
thrown in jail, I think I could sue them, right
because I don't know my fucking glasses, right, and you're
not gonna be where's my contact case? You have conducts
(40:51):
on right now?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Man?
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:53):
And your readers they're reading less, so I have readers. Now,
I have lots of glasses.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I have readers, many less by my night sand and
when I read or in my phone, I have to
put them on and they sit right.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
I love them.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, I'm almost there. Guys, for sure, some people don't.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
I didn't know that. No, don't ever need I thought
all of us. No, no, I thought everybody, even people
with perfect eyesight.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Oh it's annoying.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
I can I can see you through a mountain. Yeah,
my vision is bionic. I'm twenty eight, not twenty twenty.
Twenty's twenty. I thought every single person on earth, like,
by forty or forty five, your eyes start to do
(41:42):
the reader.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Well.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
I remember looking at my dad when he was like
seventy eight. I go, where are your glasses? Because I
knew he had glasses when he was younger. He goes,
I don't need him anymore. I go really for distance
or for I go read this? When I shoved the
newspaper in his face and he didn't need reading glasses.
I just didn't know that you could be an old
person and not need them. I got all old people
(42:05):
just need need It's just like saying I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
I feel like most people I know that are above forty.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
I'm blind as a bat. I'm blind as a bat.
And also recently, I was at the airport with Charlie
and my com I'm just sitting there and we're laughing,
and my contact popped out, you know when that happens,
just all of a sudden, just pops out, and I'm like,
oh no, oh no. She's like, what have mom contacts?
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Com? And we're like laughing whatever, and.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I'm like, I don't know where this is and i
can't see the world like this because I'm going to
throw up. I will throw up, yeah, you know that feeling.
I will.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Now it's shifted, yes.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
So I look in my bag and I had checked
my bag with my contacts in it, so I didn't
have them. So I'm looking everywhere just for that one
extra pair. Nothing.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
So I had to take my other contact out.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
And I was blind.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Did you have your glasses or did you know? Oh ship,
I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
And then I found the contact that popped out right
right there, damn it.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
So I had crumbled up the one and it was fine.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
That's always, it was rough.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
It's always my thing was going to jail what am
I supposed to do?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I couldn't see anything.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
That's so I need my mouthpiece because I grab my teeth.
Is anybody go go back to the house and get
that for me?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (43:22):
No, no, I just I just had to like, yeah,
it's not They give you a tiny powder toothpaste and
a shitty toothbrush, and a one bar of soap, one
thin pillow, one tiny mattress that isn't a mattress.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
One did bad things like you didn't, No, not really,
but they don't know that though. But I'm saying I'm
not about making prisons super nice.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
No, totally no, but for people like me that but
I'm low I ate, which is right at right at it.
And I got a new cop that was like, you're
going down, and I was like, but I just.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
I honestly, I think it's because you move and they
were trying to But the guy.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
That gave me the d uy and took me to
jail originally I blew a point oh eight, which is right,
that's a drink and a half.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Oh that's bullshit. Yeah, you should consider.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
But if I would have had money to buy it,
to buy an attorney, to have an attorney, well, it's.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Actually buy to buy an attorney.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
I would have probably gotten off, but I just got
assigned a stupid public defender because I didn't know any better.
I definitely could have gotten that all taken care of.
But I was twenty four, I didn't have.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Ten don't know either, And who are you going to ask? All?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
They wanted your money, That's what I thought they wanted.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
That's all they want.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
But I thought they that the attorney was going to
be like, yeah, they want like six grand.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
I'd be like, well, I'll pay him off and then
I don't have to do anything. Yeah, I don't have
to go to jail for seventy two hours.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yeah, but here, let me let me tell you my takeaway. Okay,
it's very humbling. Uh. And I think everyone should go
to jail. Okay, not forever, just for a day. You
gotta go through just like everybody should be a server.
Everybody should go to jail.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
I know, everybody should be a teacher to day.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
I was idiots. Don't you think there's some idiots that
should just go to jail, Like, dude, go to go
to jail for twenty four hour hours and call me
when you figure it out. Because you're a fucking idiot.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
You should be in jail for a sec yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
And I'm not uh you and you, yes, would kill
people quit more frequently than I probably would. Here's here's
here's my here's my take on that surprise. I have it,
and I don't know why we can't do this. So
let's say there's a uh, a Ted Bunny or a
Jeffrey Dahmer. Right, well, that's tooker busy because they killed
(45:54):
a lot of people. Let's say you kill one person, Okay,
I think it should be up to the family of
the victim to decide what happens to you. You might
get a very nice, you know, super Christian family that
says we don't believe in all that uh you know not,
You're never free to go. I'm talking about death penalty
or not. Okay, So I say, you, we know you
(46:14):
murdered this fifteen year old girl. The family should get
to decide what happens to that person.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Well, always say death penalty.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Arley Arlene, what was their name, Warnos Charlie's nine? Yeah, yeah, exactly. No.
There was this whole Christian group that rallied around her
and said she shouldn't be killed, she shouldn't be put
to dead. Yeah. No, there were people that rallied. The
Christian community rallied for not to be killed.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Wait, Arlene the girl who killed all the guys that
raped her. Yeah, yeah, she should not have been killed.
She was fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Arlene Warnos. She was a hooker in Florida. There was
a big movie. Yeah, was it with Charlie Saran?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, that's why you knew monster.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah see, I couldn't even remember that.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
She was like.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah the girlfriend yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
I think a lot of the women that like kill
their husband because they did really fucked up ship.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Or like the Menandez brothers. We talked about them.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
Listen, they I was a fucked up story. Well, then
I would think, gosh, I don't know who could decide
in that because the victims are their own family, so
that's weird. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
But then yeah, but when all the information of how
fucked up their parents were, I think most kids would
end up killing them. That's so fucked up you're getting raped.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
I mean there's stories of the cousins that don't make
that happen.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
I don't Oh, I don't know if it happened or no.
But if it did happen, there's just a million alternatives
here besides taking shotguns and blowing them to pieces in
the family room. We got options. Sure, we could tell
Dad we're gonna make this public. If I need thirty million,
(48:11):
he needs three million, we're working out of here.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, there's just options.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
I think they went straight to fuck them, let's kill him. Yeah,
And I don't think that you should know. I don't.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
I don't know. No, not connoting that at all.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
I'm just saying, at least I don't know. But I
even watched all that, and I love what's his face?
Who made the thing? I love his American horse swords.
But I checked out on the menenda thing. It just
got too man hot. It's like, okay, okay, I get it,
your abuse, your abuse, your abews, but how many episodes
are you going to keep? Can we like, let's move
on here? What do we do? When I stopped watching
(48:44):
it too? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, at the beginning was really cool.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Yeah, into the shrinks and this and that and Lyle
and I also the older one. I don't know if
I believe him. I believe the younger one, the hot
one I had the I thought they both Kyle were
like monkeys. Should I not say that? They won't know?
Speaker 2 (49:05):
The one looks like a monkey for sure, Kyle, here's
where I is. And Lyle and Mark Mark, No Lyle
And yeah, Lyle looks like a monkey. Eric was the
hot one.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Canceled? Yeah, we've been canceled nineteen times this hour and
forty five minutes. Are you are you a tour right now?
Speaker 3 (49:39):
Yeah? Always, that's it's never Indians?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Is that always?
Speaker 3 (49:43):
Yeah, Okay, we're not like the Yeah, red hot Chili
pepper is a week take a year off. No, We've
been going since I'm twenty three.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
I never break chili.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
You're not, And god, it would take like a year
to really rethinking. I don't know. You gotta keep going.
You have to stay in the game, in the game,
in the game until you say I'm out and they
get off the spars wheel. But this is the fairst
wheel that once you're on it, it never stops forever, ever,
unless you're one of these collegies where you go, oh,
I'm gonna be movies. I'm just talking about people want
(50:17):
to be comedians. I don't care about these people who
want to be celebrities or actors. Well, then why didn't
you go to drama school? Why'd you show up at
the Funny Bone, you asshole? You're a I want to
be a comedian. Ron White wants to be a comedian
like we would. I'm not saying acting in addition to
some of it. Is this a bad thing or something
(50:37):
like that? Have you ever been in a role? Have
you ever done any movies or well, I've done some
weird ship for money.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
That wasn't the question, Yeah, what's that bad?
Speaker 3 (51:09):
It's some weird shit? Wow, Because that's the truth answer.
It sert's so bad, like things that I told you.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
That is fucking funny.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
Like when I'm like when I was like twenty seven,
I'm I'm oh god, I haven't all it's all my
It's on my YouTube channel. I was in a commercial
for US you you US West phone company. It doesn't
even exist anymore, it's how old it is. But I'm
(51:52):
the lead. Why did they do that? Like I'm not
an actor, and I'm like, Hi, when I went home
working my journalist, I need to have a good communication
system US West commercial and there's like fax machines going
off and all this horseshit and they rented someone's house. Like,
if you looked at me and said, Kathy, why did
you do that? Well for money? That's what I'm saying.
(52:13):
It's weird. It's weird shit for money. Now I've also
done weird shit for no money. So, like, I don't
know if some comedian will say, oh, making a movie,
it's never gonna be anywhere, But I show up and
I am the crazy bartender lady mid West. You know, fine,
but no real things. No, but I don't want to.
(52:36):
You don't want to, No, Like I went to so
Lewis Black. He's my old old, oldest, bestest friend, Arrizon
Very Theory. One day we go, I go, Lou, I
don't want to go. I hate that ship. I've been
to the sitcom taping is blah blah blah. They're boring,
it's awful, it's all day. Why don't we have anybody
to go with him? I'm like, okay, fine, fine, fine, fine.
(52:59):
He talks to me to We got there at four o'clock.
He was at the very end of this episode of
The Big Bang Theory only for like three minutes, and
that's his whole deal. Four to eleven me and he
had assistant at a time who was super fun Shay.
We drank two bottles of white wine each well water apiece.
We memorized the script. I knew everyone's lines, and I'm like,
(53:21):
why are you doing that? What are we fucking doing?
Stand up? There's an hour. I'm out. I don't get this.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
I knew everybody's Unless you really want to be an actor.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Yeah, but like Lou did major in drama, so he
doesn't count. But all these people are like, you want
to sitcom? Like they kept offering me this sitcom not
long ago. Well, these people want you to be some
high school I don't know what the fuck it was.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
And they're like high school musical.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
No, it's about it was like a sick week. It's
on now, and they're like, you would be the principal
of the school. I go yet, can you gracefully tell
these people thank you? Oh?
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Like ap Bio or one Brian Alvarez is in right now,
the teacher or something.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
It's like, I don't know, it's like a black high school,
but there's a white lady. I would have been the
white lady.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
Oh, I don't Yeah, it's one of the it's won
a bunch of awards.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
Oh well, okay, well good for that, good for that.
But I said, no, I don't want to do that.
And I just gracefully tell them thank you, but no,
thank you. Well then they come back with, well you can.
You can just have it. You don't even have to audition.
I'm like no. When I said like, I don't want it,
I really I wasn't using that as a bargaining chip.
(54:36):
I don't want to be a fucking actor. Yeah, it's
weird to me. We all went to a comedy club
to tell a joke, a story, a funny story like
I'm at a bar, like I don't know, and how
long it takes to do a sitcom? All I kept
sitting there thinking, how fucking long did it take to
do Braveheart. We can't even make the series the Big
(55:00):
Bak Theory. I've been here seven hours and we're not
done with twenty two minutes of the Big bank Theory.
Mel Gibson, I don't particularly care for his off stage behavior,
but you gotta have the patience of a of a
earthworm who can do that? I?
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Yeah, I agree, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (55:21):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
Yeah, And they're gone for months and months, six months.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
Well, I used to think film day, and then I realized, Oh,
because they take a bottle of wine, they don't have
to merize all of that. They only have to say
five lines of goddamn day. Well I could go, I
won't for going. The horses aren't coming, that's my day.
And then I mean to say, so long that brave heart,
(55:46):
that it's really good.
Speaker 5 (55:47):
I think like a Scottish like Keanu Reeves was a genius, right,
I'm like, whoa, he remembered all that vampire ship.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
No, it's all in nine months.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
Yeah, correct, like the patience to make a movie. Yeah,
I don't have patients, so stand up.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Great, Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
You don't ask you in your movie the show Ladies
and Gentlemen, I'm no.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
I'm always available for a guest appearance once a year,
but other than.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
That, which is not corporate events.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
No, nope, no, no, I.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
Don't want got your boundaries. You know what you want?
You know right, right?
Speaker 3 (56:30):
I think it's some age you should just be able
to say. But the problem is I was saying that,
like at thirty, I'm like, I don't want to be
in your sitcom and they're like, ooh, this is not
I'm like, look, if you want to manage or be
an agent of someone who wants all that, yeah, they're
very different. I said. I also think it's insulting to
people that are actually actors, like, you're just going to
(56:52):
give me the gig and I've never I'm telling you
up front, yeah, I have no idea how to do this.
You're going to have to hire a coach to walk
me through this bullshit. And the real actors sitting there,
so they are offering me the job of the principal
on But.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
Some people just have that natural riz that they they
see in you, that you just have that that that.
Speaker 3 (57:16):
Yeah, then maybe I'll be an actor. Yeah, there you go.
I'm in my fifties, but I had big plans guy Rizzy, Grizzy.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Things for money again Yeah yeah, yeah, I will say though,
on that note, we're gonna have to wrap this up
because all my cameras are gonna die.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
I could sit here for five continue to do this.
I just have to save all the footage and turn right. Yeah,
but any anyways.
Speaker 3 (57:50):
I'm sorry you had to go to jail, but I'm
glad I'm glad you did, because we now know somebody
who's vantaged jail. And there's a difference betwe in city
jail and prison. Yes, and we know I could do
a lot more. Tell you guys a lot more about
federal prison. Remember, commit a federal crime, you're going to
do it.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
I put drugs up my butt and ruled them into a.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
Prison, which is prison adjacent. You've basically been to jail.
It's the same thing. Yeah, it's the same thing.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
I was arrested once, no story. And this is where
an Irish temper, my Irish got up and I fucking ugh.
So we had a dog, Smoky, and he was just
a gray mutt, fucked up thing.
Speaker 5 (58:42):
Like.
Speaker 3 (58:42):
He was just like a little fucked up thing. Right.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
Okay, it's normally pretty good.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
But occasionally he, you know, get wound up and he'd
start running around the neighborhood and all that. But everybody
knew bled well catty corner from our house was a
civic center, so it's a city property, and Smoky he
made his way over there. And then this dog catcher
showed up in the driveway of our house and my
parents weren't home. I was like eighteen, and he was like,
(59:08):
I'm gonna ride a ticket for your dog. I go
you No, here's the thing. You're a dog catcher. You
ain't even caught the dog. Where's the dog? Well, I
saw it, says you. I saw him too. He's in
the house. Can't fucking write it. You don't have a dog, asshole.
Your only job description is dog catcher. Yeah you didn't
(59:28):
do it? Wow, an Ike mouthing off. You know, I'm
smoking SAgs, like, fuck you man, where's the This is
just way too much North Saint Louis coming out where.
I'm like this, I need this ship to do this smoking.
I already know Smokey's in the back. I saw him
come home. I know where he's at. Yeah, but you
haven't caught him. That's your goddamn jump. Go get him,
(59:49):
see it. You can't catch him. He's a little terrier thing.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yeah, he'll crush your ass.
Speaker 3 (59:54):
Well, I didn't know that. He took a picture on
my license plate when he left. That little bastard. You know,
the bt bind torture kill guy out of Nebraska. He
was a dog catcher too. I think sometimes that they're
a little too much power. It's all power it's a
little crazy and uh girl.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Also, what well bicell trade? What would you say?
Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Bye? Sell train?
Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
No, no, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Bitcoin, okay, yeah, no that's bitcoin, b t K bine
torture killed.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
He was a serial killer in Nebraska. Oh my god.
The dog catcher Kansas, Kansas. He was a dog catcher too.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Yeah. So so like fast forward like eight months and
my dad was a lawyer. He goes, we were in
some sort of trouble. I go no, He's like, well,
there's a warn out for your wrest and they came
and I told him that you were on the run.
My dad's like laughing about all this. He goes, because
I was doing comedy and I had gone to wherever.
(01:00:58):
And he's like, I told him you were on the lamb.
And they got to keep an eye out for the
lady whose dog didn't get caught. But Smokey clearly was
really fucking things up. I mean, it's a terrier that's
gotten to make he's all scuffly. He's scruffy here, right,
And so finally it got for real and my dad's like,
there is actually a worn out because you didn't pay
the ticket because I didn't know I got the correct yes, correct,
(01:01:20):
and I go okay, and my Dad's like I got
it all set up because I called the guys you
are gonna get you're gonna go toward yourself in and
I have a mug shot and all that, but it
was all deleted. Oh lawyer baby.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Ye yeah damn Yeah. That's when my dad got arrested
for dog at large too. Dog at large?
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
He was dog at large, that's the charge. Yes, he
was in prison for twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Dog at large. Yes, yes, if you don't comply to those.
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Little that's what this episode is gonna make.
Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Dog at large, dog at large?
Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Yeah, I see the merch or weird shit for money?
Yeah or b C.
Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
K By that was you got the k You turned
the k asslexic, Yeah, turned the k.
Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
It's as God, God, Jesus Christ, Jesus. Wow, My girls,
what Kathleen Madigan, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Can we can we just do the three of every episode?
This started out as a beauty podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Yeah. I thought I was gonna get free make up
and that you're going to force me to steal. Now
we're going to talk about tell me what you want.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
I'll give you anything I am.
Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
I still have the lipstick you gave me. At the
thing in your pocket, Look at that.
Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
That's right. Can let's talk about your favorite because it
kind of feels like chapsick, but it also feels like nice.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Yeah, it's very nice.
Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
I can't even read it. Whatever, it's a.
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and you're listening to the touch up. We hope you're
picking up what we're putting down. So amazing. We always
talk about how the eighties and the nineties were just
straight mayhem. People just got away with fucking everything, everything.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
The cocaine because you couldn't you could nobody knew Menanda's
brothers that were like the.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
K and be like Hi, I didn't like anybody could
do anything.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Well, if you think back, like I wonder if twenty
years from now, we'll look at now and go, gosh,
it would have been so easy to commit a crime
because they didn't have a B and s. Things we
don't know about, Like let's say the eighties, we didn't
have cameras everywhere. Yeah, there were no cell phones. Like
my dad used to say, back in the day, the
easiest way to commit crimes was to go in get
(00:58):
a cop cart steal their radio. Then they can't communicate
with one another and they can't say who you are,
and you just got to outrun a cop. It was
that basic.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh yeah, I'm like, wait, that would not work.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Of course it will.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Now I go rob the bank. But I took the
radios out of your cop car. You can't call anybody. Yeah,
you can't do anything easy.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, but what about the cameras that see you.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
There's no cameras, No cameras back then, back then, back then?
Now yeah yeah yeah, now it so much easier.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
In trouble.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
No, there's actually we'll hand you. Yeah, yeah, they're ass Yeah.
We go fishing town. You want to go catch some trout,
and then I just tie a boulder to you, and
you in the water.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I will be found. I'll be found, not.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Probably not, it's like one hundred feet deep.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Somebody will find me.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Not really, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, I don't know. Will they I went fishing alone.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
There's no alibi going to have.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
We're all going to get micro chipped like our dogs,
and then they'll be able to find missing people all
the time. You can get micro chipped. I bet that'll
be like a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I don't want to get microchips.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm sure at some point, well I'll get microchip.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I don't want to get microchip.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, I'll never find you if I perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You're not gonna kunt.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
You're not going to be the one that I won't.
I'm not. I'm a college against my will. If it
happened a microchip, yeah, same, I won't even give them.
I'm never doing This is the problem because my dad
was a defense attorney. Oh, I'm never gonna give anybody
my DNA freely? Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah? No, like a like a the ancestry testing.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
It's all a racket, I know. Yeah. Now they're selling
it and they've gone broke because they reached the end
of the line, which of course you knew you would.
What's the other one though? Twenty four of me? All right,
yeah that what is that?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Like an ancestry?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, they are, they have reached the end of the
line eventually, all twenty three chromosomes or science. But I
don't know that I'm right. I just heard that. Yeah,
no record. Anything I say about science is just what
shit I heard.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
About? This is fake news? Right, yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
The extra one? Yeah, so if you to, they're going
broke twenty three and me and then as my dad kept,
my dad thought it was all a racket to get
the DNA of every person they could, to fill up
the DNA banks. And then the government knows everything they
want to know, and he wasn't a conspiracy guy. He's
(03:32):
just like, this is what the police do. This is
what the CIA and the FBI do. Don't give them.
But I kept thinking to you, do you think I
look like I'm totally capable of committing a crime. Why
do you keep thinking, Dad, that my DNA is gonna
be so you clearly envisioned me in a date line
and I've either done something or someone something done horrible
to me, which he goes, no, no, it's just they
(03:55):
should you don't give that away for free. Well, now
twenty three and me is going broke. Who gonna buy
all of our they have all of our ship?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Trying to talk what I'm like tiktosh, which is China?
Holy shit?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Holy shit?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, everybody that did it, guess what your DNA is
now up for sale.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's fucked up.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I've always that's why I never did it. I never
did it for that reason.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well, if you're one of the very few it was,
it was just like a it should think about it,
like it wouldn't enter my mind except for my dad.
I'm not blaming normal people. It's a curiosity thing. You're interested,
But fuck you think there's weird relatives that pop up
on Facebook. Don't get involved in them. Do you really
want to meet Pancy Billy? I haven't seen in forty
I'm your cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Brab Do you know they don't care my uncle, my
uncle found U don't fo my My maiden name is Fandel,
but it's Austrian, so it's like Fundle. Okay. My grandmother,
my grandfather was like FanDuel, yes exactly, like yes, my
grandfather is a Helmut Fundle. So my uncle took his
(05:03):
family Hellward fund that's a little German. Took his family
to Austria.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Right. They loved to travel. They traveled the world.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Found where Fondles live, okay, went to the middle of
nowhere like this, like farmland in Austria. So excited learned
the language knocked on the door was like skin found
And when he went and he went nine and slammed
(05:33):
the door on him. Didn't give a ship, didn't give
a ship, didn't care. It happened and he left it
and he was like, no, I'm I'm your cousin, I'm
your American family. I am Fandel. And he was like,
I'm give fun cool, get up my property, O, best
of back home.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
So yeah, yeah, they'd say here the South, bless your heart,
your heart by Yeah, so they don't care. Ancestors don't care.
Now all your DNA is for sale. You did it crazy? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I've always wondered why they take so much blood and
why they so much blood? No, no, for I just had.
But you know, when you're pregnant, you have to get
so much fucking testing none And I'm like, why do
you need seven vials?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
But like with your saliva, they only need a little
bit of saliva and then they can multiply that to
test you for five hundred different things. I don't understand
the difference on that.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, I've always.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Been like they blood.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Did they sell my blood today? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't either. I think there's lots of things.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I think it has to do with that.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
But like that put her d in, she did the
ancestry deal, and somehow her grandma or grandma ended up
in jail because they did all the math. Like when
you're giving evidence all there's so many people that are
sitting in jails right now and the cops are just
(07:04):
waiting for a DNA match. So all of you guys
that are doing the ancestry in twenty they are sharing
that information because how come all of a sudden there's
a pop going, Oh, here's this guy is a cousin
of these people. I just I don't I think it's invasive.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
But you're right.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Maybe we're all just gonna have to get a chip
one day.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No, I've already heard that they want to put chips
in here.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
You want to take this podcast into down a real
fucked up road, is it? Is it that part of
the mark of the beast the chip?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Do you know the market the beast? Here's the thing.
I don't read the Bible because but I don't know.
I've heard that again. It's just ship I've heard is
a chip? Google? Is a chip in our hand? Part
of the beast? Doesn't it sound painful though, to put
something in the back of your hand.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It sounds painful like you said you're gonna put my hair,
all right?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I mean I don't want bizzards.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, yeah, I did this out than this.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
It's so it's very I don't know, very black mirror. Yes,
And that's what that's what.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Mark on the forehead. Well, you get the mark of
the beast.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
But it also started with the vaccine with me when
I went I'm not doing this. Sorry, I could say
that now, but it was like my guttural instinct that
went beast.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't back.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Is that the rap Disney movies are a conspiracy? For
that's really a rapture.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Didn't you say the rapture?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm just saying, who's coming.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I think I think there's penises in every Disney movie,
secret hidden penises in every Disney movie.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, I think a lot of kids things were made
by predators. We just didn't know because it was the eighties.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
We'll notice that Walt Disney kills the mother in all movies,
and he actually and he killed his own mother.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Walt Disney killed his mother.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Walt Disney is also dead. I just want you to know.
I feel like you don't know anyone dies. I just
wanted you to know.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
The real Walt is long dead.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I know the real Walt is dead. He got dis.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Mama house in Burbank. They're all in California, and there
was a gas issue, something about the gas lines, and
he's like, I'll get somebody over there, and he didn't
and he didn't know she died. So so notice Laura Disney,
(09:37):
Flora died, and so noticed. In every Disney movie, the
mom dies.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Okay, let me think about this one. There was never
There was never a mom. Who what little Mermaid? There
was never a mom? Dad did everything?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I never saw it, King Triton, where mom goes? You
never saw? I don't. I don't see a lot of animations.
You're you're gonna keep going, let's say, haven't. Yeah, the mom,
there's no mom.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
They're motherless people, motherless people, nasty nasty ants or like.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh my god, Cinderella, the mom, the original mom died,
the step mother Cinderella.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, what about I never saw Nemo fish one.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Adorable fighting Nemo.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay, no, she didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
The dad, I don't know. I'm not up to date
on my Disney news.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Oh I need to tell you what I used to watch.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
To the motherless? He gets lost generous?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Well, okay, why doesn't look for him?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I never saw the mom and dad did they look
for them for a while? The mom stayed put a dad?
Oh ship man. I think the mom died, right, the
mom died. I think Marlon was the dad Dad looked
(11:20):
for Nemo. Yeah, dead Fish.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh, dear dies Lion King? Oh the dad dies, the dad,
the dad dies.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, Oh my god, this is so unhanded.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Care.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'm also Kathleen Madigan doesn't give a fuck about a
children's story.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
That's so weird that I'm like, why are we watching
Lion King? I've never seen it on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You would hate it.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
This is the greatest thing about Stevie Nix is the
only other person I've ever heard of say out loud
aside from me, I hate musicals because you get in
trouble if you say that you're frowned of one. Okay,
I hate them.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, do you know what? I hate? Ballets?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Ballets damn?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I saw the Nutcracker this Christmas.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I was like, I hope, hey, I'll die again a couple.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, in high school we got somehow in high school
we would take you to some Why the fuck Michael
Britshakov would have been in Saint Louis I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Maybe he was trying to help other people escape from
Russia through Stan, but I'm like, why did we get Frish?
We don't. We don't deserve nice things like this. And
I slept through the whole flipping day, and I tried
to stay away because I knew he's a rock star,
Like he's the guy, right, We're not get any better
(13:05):
than this guy. This is the top of the line.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And yeah, oh wit her, I had to I literally
at halftime whatever we call it, I had to down
glads the champagne. I came back and then I was
rocking and rolling and then I was like just sizing
up all the dick sizes in the tight tight pants.
(13:28):
I was like, all right, I was like, tels got
a nice little package right there, because like the person
I went with, she was right there with me and
just sizing up all the packages in the way tight
straight ballerina guys.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Maybe, I don't know. I think the ballerina industry is probably.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I also will throw the symphony in the same bucket.
Oh so yeah, No, the symphony.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
The opera, the ballet, musicals are a little yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
The only musicals I'll see is if it's like I
saw Mama Mia in New York. Because I of abba songs. Okay,
I do I do love musical I hate ones that
are unbelievable. Like West Side Story, I never watched the
whole thing. You want me to believe there's these gangs
that are very, very violent and doing bad things and
(14:15):
then they just break out and I am too practical
of a human being to make that leap. I can't
do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I can found a lot of sense, Kathleen, that makes
a lot of It's.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
A little like shit, right, yeah, Bridges.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Jetta the way, here's.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
My switch place.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
The only musical I've ever watched the whole thing is
the Sound of Music, because it's historically accurate and Nazis
are evolved. I enjoy history. I don't enjoy Nazis. I
enjoy history and it's a true story. And I I
do think though, if I was invited to somebody's party
and I gotta watch each kid's saying before they go
(15:00):
to bed, I'd be like, no, to self, I'm getting
out of that party next time before the fucking kid bullshit?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah like it here you.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
The son of music? Fine? Yeah yeah, But like my
parents would be like, why don't you watch Oklahoma?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
No, no, oh, Glahoma when I have fun?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Oklahoma's never been that fun. Then there are a million times.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, it doesn't radiation oncology center, and that's about it.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Have some really good Western bronze statues in downtown Oklahoma City.
They're fantastic. Yeah. Yeah, I don't people.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I think it's like like I who actually.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Really loves the symphony.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
No musicals.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I was like, there's a no, no, no, I love I
love musicals.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
We're gonna get canceled.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
No, because I I love like certain musicals truly, But
I think it's more of like ano like I don't
want to say like elitism, but you know, like I'm
going to the We're going to the ballet, We're going
to the opera. Very people, Well, if.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
You played an instrument that's like a symphony one I
played or wherever, you might actually be for real interested,
you know you might. But other than that, No, I
have classical music people, Yeah, yeah, yes, it's a classical music.
I ever listened to it. It's only because I'm on
(16:24):
a plane and I need to sleep. And there's one
that says classical music sleep mix, which is all classical
music to me. Yes, correct, unless you're gonna get into
where it goes into like Jaws ship. Yeah, now we're
going to crazy, right, I could say to that or football.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I love the sound of announcers voices put me to
sleep football.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I feel that way about golf and yeah whisper, Yeah
it's nice.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
The best naps ever.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Is only six feet. I don't know if he can
do it.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
That's all very Oh it's kind of reverted, yeah, a
little bit. Yeah, it's a little perverted.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
He's got here's a bird watched.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Okay, okay, let's round it black Twitter.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yep, you know we don't have to end it. I'm
saying we I need to say this all forget before
I leave. Okay, this, well, you just go get the
BBC News okay, okay, because then they report on what's
happening in America. But they don't have panels and the
TV announcers on BC BBC they're super fucked up looking,
which is great because I know they're for real, like
(17:36):
they don't look like models, like their teeth are a
master because theret brid yeah yeah, and but they're no
offense Brits. There's hot Brits out there. Oh, there's tons
of hot. They just don't do the news like in
this country. I think you have to pass this super
hot test to be and I wish we would get
rid of that. Ye like Walter Cronkite wasn't hot. No,
this is this old crabby guys smoking stings going. There's
(17:57):
a war and green I'll tell you about.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
It in a minute.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
That's what I want.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
But that's news, that's fucking news.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
You can smoke, do whatever you want. Oh man, I
want to film that again. I want to bring that
back where I feel like I believe this guy. It'd
be like your dad or grandpa every night, going why
you were out fucking off today, Here's what happened, mean something,
and then you go okay, oh straight out fly right Okay.
The BBC does stuff well, you'll learn stuff too about
(18:24):
like they'll go today in Indonesia and that might be
too hard for your morning routine. I know you don't
probably want to go that, but that's nice.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
So that's worldly. That's what we need, like what's.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Going on in America. But they don't go deep, they
don't go deep dive, so you'll hear, you'll know what's
going on here. But then you also learn about like
the world.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Right well, because they just try to distract you here,
like what's going on?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
And that's probably just like one we just learned just on.
I feel like ever since CNN said twenty four hour news,
and it all started with the OJ thing, there isn't
twenty four hours a day worth of news. There's just not.
And now we have to make shuit up and we
have to have panels of fifteen people where we'll go, well,
so and so President Trump said he's going to do this,
and then these people discuss it for an hour. What
(19:11):
the fuck?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
No, Yeah, I don't want to know everyone's opinion. I
just want to know what is going on.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Well, I also don't even know who these people are
speaking to me giving me their opinions. Yeah, they're not.
Who are you? Yeah, and it turns out your quote
a pundit. It's just that's not a gig.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Like back in the day, there used to be a show.
Pat Buchanan, he ran for President Mounch of times. He
never he never, he never would because he was secretly
like he was always about kind of white supremacy like Pep.
I used to do it kind of well, kind of
dip your toe in that. Yeah, you know, he was.
He was really mad. We were running out of white
(19:46):
Europeans coming over here. He didn't like the whole brown thing, right,
But I said, Pat Buchanan could write a cookbook and
the last chapter would be why we're running out of
white people? Like he couldn't help himself. He just could
not help himself from all always bringing that up. You know,
we need more Western Europeans coming in here as immigrants.
All we're doing is taking people from the south of
maria Vell. Anyway, he was talking for years, and I go,
(20:11):
you know what, I disagree with everything Pat says, but
I understand why he's was hired to speak to me.
He worked for Reagan, he worked for Nixon. Like he's
he put it in his time. He knows what he's
talking about. Whether you agree with him or not, who cares.
But I mean he related.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
To Martin Van Buren van Patten.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
You can't. Yeah, you think, I think ahead. Just try
BBC News. You'll see they have the Von Trapps broadcasting
on BBC News because they were Austrand perfect that President Buchanan. Yes,
(20:52):
there was Mark, there was Martin Van Buren and James Buchanan.
Ah ah them back in the day. No one can.
Have you guys been to the hermitage here, yes, no presidents.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yes, the hotel, the hermitage, the hermitage.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
We're in smarts girls.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
In the world. How do we own houses? How do
we go? How do we buy?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
My god, I can buy houses like it's my fucking job.
But history don't know her don't science, math numbers. No,
I'm absolutely not. No, but I have great credit. I
make good money and all buy houses.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
No, I'm a street smart you are. I'm not BookSmart
me neither.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Sometimes we're not even that street smart.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Sometimes I will get jumped.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
I didn't even take the s A T. That's I'm
at like.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I didn't either.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I took that act because I heard it was easier. Anyway,
here's the thing. You're not wrong when you said the hotel,
you're not. But you're not right.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Well every other thing too.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
No, but Andrew Jackson was the president for Tennessee, and
he right by where I live. Here, there's like ten
thousand acres and it says it's called Andrew Jackson's.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
No, I haven't the herb I haven't been there.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
The hermit is and it's his home and it's actually
really cool.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
I took Charlie there.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I have not been there.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I put up from school one day and I was like.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
We're going to.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
We're going for kids in school. Yeah yeah, I mean
they have a thousand fields.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
They didn't they didn't move anything, like everything's original.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
The beds are as high as the curtains, the headboards. No,
just like to get in the old beds were so high.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Why what are you talking about. I was there. I
didn't see any beds that were weird. I thought they
were low. And he made his slave sleep on hay
next to him.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Oh my god, beds were so high, that's what I remember.
They were like I can't lift my arms up it
my boobs, but they were so high.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
To get in the beds, it was it was a
little step stool.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, you needed lots of steps, like a little ladder
to get He died in one of the beds.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yes, he fell off, and she's like six stories.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
It kind of was.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
And he was super tall. He was over six foot
and all the beds are super short. That's what I'm
super short and super tall. Yeah, very short like for
me perfect five foot nothing yeah boom, but hard to
get in. Wow, it's on your age. Just run and
jump pretend. That's why I would pretend I'm some bile.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And there's no and there's no kitchen. There was no kitchen.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
No the whole house.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Okay, I think slaves, because the slaves made their their help.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
The kitchen was elsewhere elsewhere.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
And it's crazy. I either was on the road and
I'd never been to Charlottesville, Virginia, and that's where Monticello is,
which is Thomas Jefferson's his shindig, and I went there
like a month before I ended up going to Regis.
That thing is fucking whoa, whoa whoa. Down to Rednagville
and you go to Andrew Jackson's house and you're like, wow,
(24:31):
this guy was just a regular Tennessee rednag This is
nothing compared to Monticello. Like and also, you know it
says on the front the People's President. I'm like, yeah,
but what about those eight hundred people he owned? Did
they get the vote on that label that he was
called the people?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yea, yeah, no, No, it's a wonderful.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Property to visit. And there's also, in your defense, a hotel,
which is my favorite hotel in Nashville, Carbonage. Yeah, I
don't want to have tea and all that. But I
like the bar, and you should just go in the lobby.
You don't need to stay there. That is a beauty,
although the.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Rooms are fans and haunted.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yes, yeah it feels.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
But that bed's got like eighteen layers of deliciousness. Yeah,
it's wonderful. It's a little old people.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, it is a little outdated, but it's grand and gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
It's something. It's on the historical market. Thing they can't.
It's just spectacular to see. Yeah once. They do like
little pop ups at that bar too, Yes they do.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I went to a Harry Potter pop up.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Wow, Harry Potter, No at all.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I'm not a Harry Potter. I fall asleep every time
I've watched the movie.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
I can't and I have watched load of the Rings.
We we it's the Lord of the Rings of My Lord.
Nothing else that Lake the Ozarks. So I went with
my mom and my dad and my sister. None of
us are like those kind of people, but we thought, well,
there's no other movies.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Let's try let's watch a three hour movie.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Well we didn't know it was all that. Only my
dad is totally deaf. But his here he gaves don't
really work, so he's loud is the point. He's very loud.
And there was just like, I don't even know what
I'm saying, so sorry Lord of the Ring. People there
was like a hobbit they're watching Okay, is that right? That? Yeah? Okay,
(26:22):
well we didn't. We didn't stay long enough for me
to understand anything. He started going, he goes, why is
there a midget entering a beer cag But he said
it so loudly. I'm like, Dad, we can't continue on
no volume volume, You're not supposed you're not using midget anymore.
(26:43):
We moved on a little. People. Well I never heard that.
I know, I know, I know, but it did look
like his description. And then he couldn't. He just kept going,
are they speaking German? No?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
No, this movie is in.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
English, Fish, Welsh. I don't know. We laught, we left.
Oh you didn't like it. I didn't understand what I
was watching at all at all.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
No, yeah, that was with me with Harry Potter. I
couldn't get into it. It was the same.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
For some reason, Lord of the Rings resonated with me.
I don't know why, really, I don't know why I
should give it another did like I did, okay, But
I will say the first episodes, when we got dire
wolves and things that are disappearing, I was like, okay,
you're you're on a line here where I'm gonna bow out,
like you're getting too weird. I don't want sci fi bullshit.
(27:36):
But they made it more about a family story. But
I'm not even sure we went to a Lord of
the Rings. We should have gone to the first one.
Do you have to understand you didn't see the.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
First one would just dive into three dogged right into
three hun we row dogged. That's not the way it works,
of course, Kathleen.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yes, I don't know. This was all my mind. Start
from the very bigging, very cool place to start.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
When we sing we began with ABCS.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Julie Andrews, I know.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I just I grew up Jewish in l A.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
And they wrote sounding music and Jewish people wrote it.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Really that's great.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
So I don't know. I grew Jewish in LA.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
There's a lot of like milestone things that I just
like skipped my family just like skipped right over.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
We skipped over anything. Yeah. Star Wars e Yeah, I've
never seen it.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
When you say that in Mixed company, it's like I
looked at you and said, I know it's weird that
I'm standing here, but I've just shipped my own.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Pass first Horror First.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
They're like what oh, and their face starts changing like
you've never seen star and I have to lear the
whole lecture about why I should. And I'm like, you
know what, for all of you people that love Star Wars,
just know to make up for my lack of watching
Star Wars, I have watched Jaws eighty seven thousand times.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Amazing.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
There you go and Rocky Yeah, I love them, God,
Rocky one the only I don't need to go.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You don't need to go past Jaws.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yeah, I'll go too. Once the shark starts going to
other areas to find them, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
But the oji oji og.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Is you can't be Yeah, who's the main guy in it?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Again?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Also, he was also in What About Bob oh.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Richard Dreyfus, Richard Ye also what about Bob?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
What about Bob? Rael Bill Murray, I don't.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Know why I have at a comedy festival in Ireland.
He's very nice and his brothers were all there too.
I know the one brother better because he's in an
improv troop in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Oh that's so cute.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I love all the stories about him. He just shows up.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, he seems like a.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Very Chicago normal like every man, Like he just wants
to go to the Cubs games and drink beers.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
And that's so cute. Very seems like such a muppet.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Yeah, there's nothing like non normal about Like he doesn't
have a house in Turks and Cake. It's like he's living.
He's just a normal guy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Like I was just going to say, like an Adam Sandler,
he wear sweatpants to red carpets?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Right?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Did he ever get married and have children?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
I never even thought about it.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
It's a single. Should I reach out to him.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Should I go chuck to the courthouse and find to
such a I know.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Call Mary, we need to know what courthouse?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, do you want to stock Bill Murray?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I got, I got. I got a lady with a plan,
and I'm sure she's up on all the modern things
to get around all apple.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Okay, perfect, she's got a plan. It's twenty twenty five.
We can get this, We can do this.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Also, I think in twenty fifty we're going to look
back at twenty twenty five and it would have been
so easy to commit a crime because of boom boom boom.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
That's scary. Well, people do still commit lots of crimes.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Recognition isn't really great yet, you know what I mean. Yeah,
like the guy who killed the healthcare guy. They get
a picture if you wear a hoodie. They got him
pretty fast, though, No, it took him a while. It
took him a couple of weeks. A couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Oh really, I thought it was immediately.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Well, and it was his fault. He gets My dad
always said, you know, they end up sent on themselves.
He didn't snitch on themselves, but he shouldn't gone to
McDonald So super stupid?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Is that what he got?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Called? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
He use his card?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
An old lumpy person who watches the news, Taren would
have been no help. She would like that guy was sweet,
you're you would have been journaling his photo the news.
But this old person who's gotten not else watch the
news and recognize him and uh said, he's here, and
call the cops and they showed up sure enough, it.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Was Do we think that do we think that he
should have died?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Though?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Think he didn't die? No, he didn't die.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
But the guy who died a health character, the health care.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
No one deserves to really die die.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
But like I disagree, I fully disagree.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
People do deserve to die.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Die if you like, I think the health children and
women also this help.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
You even asked that one sitting over there pro death penalty.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
She'd killed two probably the most conservative.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yes, but I'm saying, like in this case.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
That that man did not deserve to die.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
No, it's just his job.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
You get mad at the whole cumulative relative. Yeah, right,
And United Healthcare happened to be with my dad's and
it was a giant. I hated them for the last
three years of my life. They are horrible.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
They're fucking horrible, That's what I'm saying. See horrible.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
So like, yes, so when you say die die, there's
two ways.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I guess you super.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Die, super die, super colds, bring them back kill me again,
you know, But.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I still don't think it's a wake up call. Like no, no,
like nothing's gonna.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
No, it's not gonna change or anything.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
No, unfortunately, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
And that kid is going to go and spend the
rest of his life in prison because you did that
and it didn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
It didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
That's the thing. It didn't do anything. I know, if
you're gonna do something like that, you need to know
it's gonna have a result impact and moving forward, some
sort of action. Now, all they're gonna do is get
better security to the CEO people.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I think, if anything, he has more like notoriety or
more respect in prison from people that support him, Like
you know what I mean, Like he's not like where
he's not like, he's not dropping the soap, and people
are like trying to like, you know, I don't know.
I think people have gone out there.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
No, I don't think he had gone out there. Don't
have a gun. Yeah, now you're just a cute guy
dropping soap. You don't think he has got respect?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I do.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I don't know. I think prison's like the wild West.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I have no idea to prison.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I don't think he has.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I haven't been to prison. I've only been in jail.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Why did you go to jail.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
For a d Y?
Speaker 3 (33:59):
I had?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
And then I didn't do one thing for it, and
before I could do it, I moved here and forgot
about it. And then somebody wanted me to go to
Canada for a job and I was like, I don't
think I can go. So I called the courts and
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I was like, do I did I do everything I
was supposed to do and they were like, no, you
have a worn out for your arrest and I was like, oh, oh, go.
So I hired an attorney out in LA thought I
would be able to just throw money at it and
it would disappear because I did everything else. And also
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it was I think I was twenty four when I
got that dui and I think I was thirty four.
It was like ten years ago, like from the time
that I did this. And the attorney called me and okay,
good news bad news or bad news bad news. The
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court that you got tried in you have to whatever
judge is there. You can't like move judges whatever. And
this judge fucking sucks. He's the harshest judge. And I
was like okay, and he's like he wants you to
fly out here and come to court, and I was like,
for a fucking DOUI. So I flew out there, booked
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work while I was at it, good job, worked a
couple days, went to court the next morning, and the
prick of a judge was like, I'm going to sentence
you to forty five days in jail. You can't run
away from your problems. I was like, I mean I
did pretty much everything except for like a a one class,
like a one like six hour class. I just didn't do.
(35:48):
And so I at I had just bought my second house. Uh,
and he was like, well, you have to either surrender
yourself within thirty days or I and if you go
back to Tennessee, I'm suspending your license. And I was like, fuck,
I just bought like a cabin in Gatlinburg that I
was like renovating, so I needed to drive back and forth.
And I was like this, motherfucker. I mean, I was like,
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I haven't been in trouble since I, like, I own houses,
like I'm a good person now, not that people are
bad with Duy's, but I was just like what And
he was like, yeah, I don't give a shit. You
can't like run away from your problems. Meanwhile, the girl
before me had had so many Duy's that she had
an ankle bracelet on and broke her uh like she's
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not supposed to drink at all and start drank and
was at court for that and he like let her go,
and I was like, what the fuck? So I surrendered
myself was in jail.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Probably because you moved.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
So he was trying to trying to make a point
and I'm like, cool, bro point taken. So anyway, I was.
I was in jail at like thirty five for how
many days? I thought it was going to be forty
five days, and I was like, I gave my phone
to my sister and I was like, don't let anybody know,
like I'm working with celebrities right now and like doing
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having a career and like.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, you were like mar you have to take all
my clients, and I.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Was like take all the jobs girl, Like yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
It was awful. And I ended up because the jails
in la are so overcrowded and there's it's such a
shit show. I was mixed in with people that killed
people waiting for their trials.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Just in this is crazy. It was.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
It was insane, and I was like all right, you know,
I don't want anybody to know that, like I'm like
successful or have money or anything. So I just like
was a soundboard for like anybody that wanted to talk
or I was like, yeah, fuck that guy. Like I
just listened to everybody's bullshit and like I would have
stabbed him too, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I when I get out, when I get out of here,
we're gonna we're gonna synk up girl.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah girl, what's your Instagram? Bro?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah? And ended up finally on day three because I
was like, I'm not showering, I'm not eating, I'm not
like I was just.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Like your little protest. Yeah. I was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah, because I was.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Just like I'm so I'm so pissed that here I am.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
I'm pissed I'm torture myself. Yeah, I no one's gonna
know I'm doing it well.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I was.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I was a vegetarian at the time, and everything had
like nasty meat in it, and I was just like
I wasn't really hungry either. I was like so upset.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
You're in and you were in the Orange.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
I was in like blue scrubs prison, prison, jail, fairy.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Okay, federal prison, another.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Level, next level. You're not coming out, You're not like holding, but.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
That's where you want to go if you have to, Yes,
that's where, like Martha Stewart, you want to commit a
federal crime, I'll tell you some facts of it. Yeah,
what if you're going to commit a crime bank robberies? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Oh nice, so sad. Nice.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
So my dad had some lawyer friends who ended up
in federal.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
But then I ended up getting out like seventy two
hours later.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Oh but experience, yeah, long time.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
It is when you're just like you're you're I was
in a cell for twenty three.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
You get to experience being in a cell.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
It's fucking weird. The lights are on all night, even
when you're sleeping, like, it's just it's a weird.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
There's one toilet, you just toilet.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
There's a.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Context. If I want to take out my context, what
do yeah?
Speaker 5 (39:39):
You do?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Question?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
You thinking?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Can I have my contact case?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I think if you go to a place that you
have to stay for like an experience an uh an ex.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
But let's say I just get thrown in jail tonight
in Tennessee for being being drunk.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
I have to take them out, washing them with the
shitty water, and put them back.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Oh, we can't do that.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
I don't we need our sine solution. This is not
going to work for me.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I don't know. I don't I truly don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I need to be in federal That's the best form
of Brian, I'm glad.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Yeah, for all teenage girls the back before you could.
I don't wear those twenty four hour ones. No, I
just do that. It's a great form of birth control
because you always if you ever were drunk and thought
I'm gonna spend the night with this guy, you'd be like, yeah, well,
I guys wear contacts out. Yeah, and I don't have
my ship.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
I don't have I don't have my healing so you're
not going to fuck him. No, you gotta go home.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
I got home, yeah, yeah, my siline solution, and I
need my glasses. Yeah, and I didn't bring it with me,
so I gotta go. That's where I don't understand. If
I got a d UI, for instance, and I was
thrown in jail, I think I could sue them, right
because I don't know my fucking glasses, right, and you're
not gonna be where's my contact case? You have conducts
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on right now?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Man?
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:53):
And your readers they're reading less, so I have readers. Now,
I have lots of glasses.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I have readers, many less by my night sand and
when I read or in my phone, I have to
put them on and they sit right.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
I love them.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, I'm almost there. Guys, for sure, some people don't.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
I didn't know that. No, don't ever need I thought
all of us. No, no, I thought everybody, even people
with perfect eyesight.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Oh it's annoying.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
I can I can see you through a mountain. Yeah,
my vision is bionic. I'm twenty eight, not twenty twenty.
Twenty's twenty. I thought every single person on earth, like,
by forty or forty five, your eyes start to do
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the reader.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Well.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
I remember looking at my dad when he was like
seventy eight. I go, where are your glasses? Because I
knew he had glasses when he was younger. He goes,
I don't need him anymore. I go really for distance
or for I go read this? When I shoved the
newspaper in his face and he didn't need reading glasses.
I just didn't know that you could be an old
person and not need them. I got all old people
(42:05):
just need need It's just like saying I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
I feel like most people I know that are above forty.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
I'm blind as a bat. I'm blind as a bat.
And also recently, I was at the airport with Charlie
and my com I'm just sitting there and we're laughing,
and my contact popped out, you know when that happens,
just all of a sudden, just pops out, and I'm like,
oh no, oh no. She's like, what have mom contacts?
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Com? And we're like laughing whatever, and.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I'm like, I don't know where this is and i
can't see the world like this because I'm going to
throw up. I will throw up, yeah, you know that feeling.
I will.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Now it's shifted, yes.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
So I look in my bag and I had checked
my bag with my contacts in it, so I didn't
have them. So I'm looking everywhere just for that one
extra pair. Nothing.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
So I had to take my other contact out.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
And I was blind.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Did you have your glasses or did you know? Oh ship,
I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
And then I found the contact that popped out right
right there, damn it.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
So I had crumbled up the one and it was fine.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
That's always, it was rough.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
It's always my thing was going to jail what am
I supposed to do?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I couldn't see anything.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
That's so I need my mouthpiece because I grab my teeth.
Is anybody go go back to the house and get
that for me?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (43:22):
No, no, I just I just had to like, yeah,
it's not They give you a tiny powder toothpaste and
a shitty toothbrush, and a one bar of soap, one
thin pillow, one tiny mattress that isn't a mattress.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
One did bad things like you didn't, No, not really,
but they don't know that though. But I'm saying I'm
not about making prisons super nice.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
No, totally no, but for people like me that but
I'm low I ate, which is right at right at it.
And I got a new cop that was like, you're
going down, and I was like, but I just.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
I honestly, I think it's because you move and they
were trying to But the guy.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
That gave me the d uy and took me to
jail originally I blew a point oh eight, which is right,
that's a drink and a half.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Oh that's bullshit. Yeah, you should consider.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
But if I would have had money to buy it,
to buy an attorney, to have an attorney, well, it's.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Actually buy to buy an attorney.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
I would have probably gotten off, but I just got
assigned a stupid public defender because I didn't know any better.
I definitely could have gotten that all taken care of.
But I was twenty four, I didn't have.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Ten don't know either, And who are you going to ask? All?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
They wanted your money, That's what I thought they wanted.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
That's all they want.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
But I thought they that the attorney was going to
be like, yeah, they want like six grand.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
I'd be like, well, I'll pay him off and then
I don't have to do anything. Yeah, I don't have
to go to jail for seventy two hours.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yeah, but here, let me let me tell you my takeaway. Okay,
it's very humbling. Uh. And I think everyone should go
to jail. Okay, not forever, just for a day. You
gotta go through just like everybody should be a server.
Everybody should go to jail.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
I know, everybody should be a teacher to day.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
I was idiots. Don't you think there's some idiots that
should just go to jail, Like, dude, go to go
to jail for twenty four hour hours and call me
when you figure it out. Because you're a fucking idiot.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
You should be in jail for a sec yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
And I'm not uh you and you, yes, would kill
people quit more frequently than I probably would. Here's here's
here's my here's my take on that surprise. I have it,
and I don't know why we can't do this. So
let's say there's a uh, a Ted Bunny or a
Jeffrey Dahmer. Right, well, that's tooker busy because they killed
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a lot of people. Let's say you kill one person, Okay,
I think it should be up to the family of
the victim to decide what happens to you. You might
get a very nice, you know, super Christian family that
says we don't believe in all that uh you know not,
You're never free to go. I'm talking about death penalty
or not. Okay, So I say, you, we know you
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murdered this fifteen year old girl. The family should get
to decide what happens to that person.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Well, always say death penalty.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Arley Arlene, what was their name, Warnos Charlie's nine? Yeah, yeah, exactly. No.
There was this whole Christian group that rallied around her
and said she shouldn't be killed, she shouldn't be put
to dead. Yeah. No, there were people that rallied. The
Christian community rallied for not to be killed.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Wait, Arlene the girl who killed all the guys that
raped her. Yeah, yeah, she should not have been killed.
She was fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Arlene Warnos. She was a hooker in Florida. There was
a big movie. Yeah, was it with Charlie Saran?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, that's why you knew monster.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah see, I couldn't even remember that.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
She was like.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah the girlfriend yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
I think a lot of the women that like kill
their husband because they did really fucked up ship.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Or like the Menandez brothers. We talked about them.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
Listen, they I was a fucked up story. Well, then
I would think, gosh, I don't know who could decide
in that because the victims are their own family, so
that's weird. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
But then yeah, but when all the information of how
fucked up their parents were, I think most kids would
end up killing them. That's so fucked up you're getting raped.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
I mean there's stories of the cousins that don't make
that happen.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
I don't Oh, I don't know if it happened or no.
But if it did happen, there's just a million alternatives
here besides taking shotguns and blowing them to pieces in
the family room. We got options. Sure, we could tell
Dad we're gonna make this public. If I need thirty million,
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he needs three million, we're working out of here.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, there's just options.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
I think they went straight to fuck them, let's kill him. Yeah,
And I don't think that you should know. I don't.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
I don't know. No, not connoting that at all.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
I'm just saying, at least I don't know. But I
even watched all that, and I love what's his face?
Who made the thing? I love his American horse swords.
But I checked out on the menenda thing. It just
got too man hot. It's like, okay, okay, I get it,
your abuse, your abuse, your abews, but how many episodes
are you going to keep? Can we like, let's move
on here? What do we do? When I stopped watching
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it too? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, at the beginning was really cool.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Yeah, into the shrinks and this and that and Lyle
and I also the older one. I don't know if
I believe him. I believe the younger one, the hot
one I had the I thought they both Kyle were
like monkeys. Should I not say that? They won't know?
Speaker 2 (49:05):
The one looks like a monkey for sure, Kyle, here's
where I is. And Lyle and Mark Mark, No Lyle
And yeah, Lyle looks like a monkey. Eric was the
hot one.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Canceled? Yeah, we've been canceled nineteen times this hour and
forty five minutes. Are you are you a tour right now?
Speaker 3 (49:39):
Yeah? Always, that's it's never Indians?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Is that always?
Speaker 3 (49:43):
Yeah, Okay, we're not like the Yeah, red hot Chili
pepper is a week take a year off. No, We've
been going since I'm twenty three.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
I never break chili.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
You're not, And god, it would take like a year
to really rethinking. I don't know. You gotta keep going.
You have to stay in the game, in the game,
in the game until you say I'm out and they
get off the spars wheel. But this is the fairst
wheel that once you're on it, it never stops forever, ever,
unless you're one of these collegies where you go, oh,
I'm gonna be movies. I'm just talking about people want
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to be comedians. I don't care about these people who
want to be celebrities or actors. Well, then why didn't
you go to drama school? Why'd you show up at
the Funny Bone, you asshole? You're a I want to
be a comedian. Ron White wants to be a comedian
like we would. I'm not saying acting in addition to
some of it. Is this a bad thing or something
(50:37):
like that? Have you ever been in a role? Have
you ever done any movies or well, I've done some
weird ship for money.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
That wasn't the question, Yeah, what's that bad?
Speaker 3 (51:09):
It's some weird shit? Wow, Because that's the truth answer.
It sert's so bad, like things that I told you.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
That is fucking funny.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
Like when I'm like when I was like twenty seven,
I'm I'm oh god, I haven't all it's all my
It's on my YouTube channel. I was in a commercial
for US you you US West phone company. It doesn't
even exist anymore, it's how old it is. But I'm
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the lead. Why did they do that? Like I'm not
an actor, and I'm like, Hi, when I went home
working my journalist, I need to have a good communication
system US West commercial and there's like fax machines going
off and all this horseshit and they rented someone's house. Like,
if you looked at me and said, Kathy, why did
you do that? Well for money? That's what I'm saying.
(52:13):
It's weird. It's weird shit for money. Now I've also
done weird shit for no money. So, like, I don't
know if some comedian will say, oh, making a movie,
it's never gonna be anywhere, But I show up and
I am the crazy bartender lady mid West. You know, fine,
but no real things. No, but I don't want to.
(52:36):
You don't want to, No, Like I went to so
Lewis Black. He's my old old, oldest, bestest friend, Arrizon
Very Theory. One day we go, I go, Lou, I
don't want to go. I hate that ship. I've been
to the sitcom taping is blah blah blah. They're boring,
it's awful, it's all day. Why don't we have anybody
to go with him? I'm like, okay, fine, fine, fine, fine.
(52:59):
He talks to me to We got there at four o'clock.
He was at the very end of this episode of
The Big Bang Theory only for like three minutes, and
that's his whole deal. Four to eleven me and he
had assistant at a time who was super fun Shay.
We drank two bottles of white wine each well water apiece.
We memorized the script. I knew everyone's lines, and I'm like,
(53:21):
why are you doing that? What are we fucking doing?
Stand up? There's an hour. I'm out. I don't get this.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
I knew everybody's Unless you really want to be an actor.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Yeah, but like Lou did major in drama, so he
doesn't count. But all these people are like, you want
to sitcom? Like they kept offering me this sitcom not
long ago. Well, these people want you to be some
high school I don't know what the fuck it was.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
And they're like high school musical.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
No, it's about it was like a sick week. It's
on now, and they're like, you would be the principal
of the school. I go yet, can you gracefully tell
these people thank you? Oh?
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Like ap Bio or one Brian Alvarez is in right now,
the teacher or something.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
It's like, I don't know, it's like a black high school,
but there's a white lady. I would have been the
white lady.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
Oh, I don't Yeah, it's one of the it's won
a bunch of awards.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
Oh well, okay, well good for that, good for that.
But I said, no, I don't want to do that.
And I just gracefully tell them thank you, but no,
thank you. Well then they come back with, well you can.
You can just have it. You don't even have to audition.
I'm like no. When I said like, I don't want it,
I really I wasn't using that as a bargaining chip.
(54:36):
I don't want to be a fucking actor. Yeah, it's
weird to me. We all went to a comedy club
to tell a joke, a story, a funny story like
I'm at a bar, like I don't know, and how
long it takes to do a sitcom? All I kept
sitting there thinking, how fucking long did it take to
do Braveheart. We can't even make the series the Big
(55:00):
Bak Theory. I've been here seven hours and we're not
done with twenty two minutes of the Big bank Theory.
Mel Gibson, I don't particularly care for his off stage behavior,
but you gotta have the patience of a of a
earthworm who can do that? I?
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Yeah, I agree, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (55:21):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
Yeah, And they're gone for months and months, six months.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
Well, I used to think film day, and then I realized, Oh,
because they take a bottle of wine, they don't have
to merize all of that. They only have to say
five lines of goddamn day. Well I could go, I
won't for going. The horses aren't coming, that's my day.
And then I mean to say, so long that brave heart,
(55:46):
that it's really good.
Speaker 5 (55:47):
I think like a Scottish like Keanu Reeves was a genius, right,
I'm like, whoa, he remembered all that vampire ship.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
No, it's all in nine months.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
Yeah, correct, like the patience to make a movie. Yeah,
I don't have patients, so stand up.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Great, Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
You don't ask you in your movie the show Ladies
and Gentlemen, I'm no.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
I'm always available for a guest appearance once a year,
but other than.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
That, which is not corporate events.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
No, nope, no, no, I.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
Don't want got your boundaries. You know what you want?
You know right, right?
Speaker 3 (56:30):
I think it's some age you should just be able
to say. But the problem is I was saying that,
like at thirty, I'm like, I don't want to be
in your sitcom and they're like, ooh, this is not
I'm like, look, if you want to manage or be
an agent of someone who wants all that, yeah, they're
very different. I said. I also think it's insulting to
people that are actually actors, like, you're just going to
(56:52):
give me the gig and I've never I'm telling you
up front, yeah, I have no idea how to do this.
You're going to have to hire a coach to walk
me through this bullshit. And the real actors sitting there,
so they are offering me the job of the principal
on But.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
Some people just have that natural riz that they they
see in you, that you just have that that that.
Speaker 3 (57:16):
Yeah, then maybe I'll be an actor. Yeah, there you go.
I'm in my fifties, but I had big plans guy Rizzy, Grizzy.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Things for money again Yeah yeah, yeah, I will say though,
on that note, we're gonna have to wrap this up
because all my cameras are gonna die.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
I could sit here for five continue to do this.
I just have to save all the footage and turn right. Yeah,
but any anyways.
Speaker 3 (57:50):
I'm sorry you had to go to jail, but I'm
glad I'm glad you did, because we now know somebody
who's vantaged jail. And there's a difference betwe in city
jail and prison. Yes, and we know I could do
a lot more. Tell you guys a lot more about
federal prison. Remember, commit a federal crime, you're going to
do it.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
I put drugs up my butt and ruled them into a.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
Prison, which is prison adjacent. You've basically been to jail.
It's the same thing. Yeah, it's the same thing.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
I was arrested once, no story. And this is where
an Irish temper, my Irish got up and I fucking ugh.
So we had a dog, Smoky, and he was just
a gray mutt, fucked up thing.
Speaker 5 (58:42):
Like.
Speaker 3 (58:42):
He was just like a little fucked up thing. Right.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
Okay, it's normally pretty good.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
But occasionally he, you know, get wound up and he'd
start running around the neighborhood and all that. But everybody
knew bled well catty corner from our house was a
civic center, so it's a city property, and Smoky he
made his way over there. And then this dog catcher
showed up in the driveway of our house and my
parents weren't home. I was like eighteen, and he was like,
(59:08):
I'm gonna ride a ticket for your dog. I go
you No, here's the thing. You're a dog catcher. You
ain't even caught the dog. Where's the dog? Well, I
saw it, says you. I saw him too. He's in
the house. Can't fucking write it. You don't have a dog, asshole.
Your only job description is dog catcher. Yeah you didn't
(59:28):
do it? Wow, an Ike mouthing off. You know, I'm
smoking SAgs, like, fuck you man, where's the This is
just way too much North Saint Louis coming out where.
I'm like this, I need this ship to do this smoking.
I already know Smokey's in the back. I saw him
come home. I know where he's at. Yeah, but you
haven't caught him. That's your goddamn jump. Go get him,
(59:49):
see it. You can't catch him. He's a little terrier thing.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yeah, he'll crush your ass.
Speaker 3 (59:54):
Well, I didn't know that. He took a picture on
my license plate when he left. That little bastard. You know,
the bt bind torture kill guy out of Nebraska. He
was a dog catcher too. I think sometimes that they're
a little too much power. It's all power it's a
little crazy and uh girl.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Also, what well bicell trade? What would you say?
Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Bye? Sell train?
Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
No, no, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Bitcoin, okay, yeah, no that's bitcoin, b t K bine
torture killed.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
He was a serial killer in Nebraska. Oh my god.
The dog catcher Kansas, Kansas. He was a dog catcher too.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Yeah. So so like fast forward like eight months and
my dad was a lawyer. He goes, we were in
some sort of trouble. I go no, He's like, well,
there's a warn out for your wrest and they came
and I told him that you were on the run.
My dad's like laughing about all this. He goes, because
I was doing comedy and I had gone to wherever.
(01:00:58):
And he's like, I told him you were on the lamb.
And they got to keep an eye out for the
lady whose dog didn't get caught. But Smokey clearly was
really fucking things up. I mean, it's a terrier that's
gotten to make he's all scuffly. He's scruffy here, right,
And so finally it got for real and my dad's like,
there is actually a worn out because you didn't pay
the ticket because I didn't know I got the correct yes, correct,
(01:01:20):
and I go okay, and my Dad's like I got
it all set up because I called the guys you
are gonna get you're gonna go toward yourself in and
I have a mug shot and all that, but it
was all deleted. Oh lawyer baby.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Ye yeah damn Yeah. That's when my dad got arrested
for dog at large too. Dog at large?
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
He was dog at large, that's the charge. Yes, he
was in prison for twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Dog at large. Yes, yes, if you don't comply to those.
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Little that's what this episode is gonna make.
Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Dog at large, dog at large?
Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Yeah, I see the merch or weird shit for money?
Yeah or b C.
Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
K By that was you got the k You turned
the k asslexic, Yeah, turned the k.
Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
It's as God, God, Jesus Christ, Jesus. Wow, My girls,
what Kathleen Madigan, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Can we can we just do the three of every episode?
This started out as a beauty podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Yeah. I thought I was gonna get free make up
and that you're going to force me to steal. Now
we're going to talk about tell me what you want.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
I'll give you anything I am.
Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
I still have the lipstick you gave me. At the
thing in your pocket, Look at that.
Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
That's right. Can let's talk about your favorite because it
kind of feels like chapsick, but it also feels like nice.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Yeah, it's very nice.
Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
I can't even read it. Whatever, it's a.
Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Thank you guys so much for tuning in to The
touch Up Podcast. Please follow us on Instagram at the
touch Up Podcast. Follow us on TikTok at the touch Up.
If you have any beauty questions, give us a ring
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