February 19, 2025 • 36 mins
We are bringing the bangs back and spilling the tea on Caroline’s thin having ass mouth (IYKYK). Oh! Taryn’s pregnant and we chat, pregnancy, Grammy Looks, Scamanda and getting bangs! Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Get a little up. Hi am teren and you're listening
to we hope you're picking up what we're putting down.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You're glowing right now.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm wearing a lot of high lighter and a baby
and I'm wearing a fucking pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh my god, there's an orange inside of you right now.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Think he's a little avocado. I have that app the bump,
it's called the bump.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm glad you finally got it.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I know. I Well, there's only so long that you
can go. This ain't real.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, and you're like, at there's a baby.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Probably it's actually very cool.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Science is dope wild and it all starts with a
Petri dish.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It all starts with a Petri dish dish. But it's
just so cool. Like for somebody that never ever wanted
to carry a child, this sis me ants is pretty cool.
And I think, I'm I'm so far. I'm grateful that
I haven't had a hard time. I mean, I had
a little bit of a mental hard time, but I
(01:10):
actually haven't really had that heart of a time.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
All of a sudden, you went into your second trimester
and you're like, boom, I'm you're a live look at
look at You're gonna Diane Keaton with a little bit
of Liza Minelli.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, I'm back.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, I'm back.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Because the first trimester where nobody knew and I had
to go back. I watched some episodes that we shot
just you and I. It was our get Ready New
Year's it was our.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Christmas one, and I was like one of the only.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
People that knew that you were pregnant, and it was special.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You were over, you were exhausted.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You're like.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
From doing burping. Your mind was foggy.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
God.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I was like, I was like, I was like this,
just try and realize.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Like you want to go fuck yourself, Mari.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I realize like he's a hot dog sandwich.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And I was like, you're dumb. I hate this podcast.
Like the depression.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I am not really a depressed person, not really.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I mean, I know sometimes like we have warped visions
of ourselves, but I don't think I'm that depressed.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Were human being.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, yeah, but like usually after a week I can
pull myself out. Yeah, but I was just really depressed
and before I even knew I was pregnant for two months,
I was like, wow, I really I'm this this is
hitting me hard.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
No, dude, you talked about it on here. I was like,
how you doing. You're like, I just really hate everyone.
I hate everything. I want it all to be over.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I don't want to sell everything.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I want to sell everything and move.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I think I need new friends.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, starting with it, You're like, I hate you, Mari,
I feel that man.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah. A j was like, you know you told me
hated me, like multiple times. I'm like, I didn't mean it.
I thought you know, it was joking, but there was some.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Little little truth to what I was feeling. Hormones are well, yeah, science, science,
what's happening to your chemical makeup is changing? Yes, and
this at a rapid rapid pace.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Correct, And the obviously, like the act of giving birth
freaks me out. But what freaks me out more is
if the little depression is gonna come back after. I'm
like deathly afraid.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Of Well, I just found out what you were going
to do to help stagger it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You're going to eat your.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I'm gonna eat my placenta. I'm gonna eat my placenta,
ladies and gentlemen. I'm also going to preserve my child's
umbilical cord. Oh, like a jam I'm gonna make and
Billy jam and jelly j Jam and Jim. No. It's
(04:02):
in case anything were to happen to him down the
road in his life, he'll have his own stem cells
to cure himself.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Ship. Where are you learning all this from?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Hind?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I know you are a wild man.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Your brain is Yeah, slightly because that's what happens to you.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah. When I get obsessed with something, I have to
know every single thing about it.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Talk to me about this.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
So, uh, there is a company. There's probably many companies
that do it. But they will take your your umbilical
cord and they'll dehydrate it and then if they whenever
you need it, they can rehydrate it and then it's
I mean, the the lifespan of the umbilical cord is
forever long. Yeah, it's very long, like years or something.
(04:49):
It doesn't last that long. No, but it's his lifetime.
If he ever needs it.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
He'll be able to have it and he'll be like,
look what my mom did for me.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, if he has some fucked up ray or something.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Like I got a scrap book for you, Charlie, she's like, cool,
Am I going to do?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What must be like Yeah, my mom did.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, what a great mother. Well, it's great.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I didn't even think about any of this when I
was pregnant. I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It doesn't matter, I know, but she needs I wonder
if they can. We're also like, can we use it
if something goes wrong with us? I don't know, probably not.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
But eating your placenta it just sounds so like I'm
going to eat my plasa.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
No, it's totally disgusting. I'm not. I'm not that person.
I mean, I recycle, but I'm not that sure. I'm
not eat your percenta. Sure, Kenn, bitch, you know what
I'm saying. I'm but I'm going to and.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It's imally amazing for your skin.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, I'm going to do all of it.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I had a when I went to school for attics.
I had a teacher there who blended up and would
put it on her skin as a mask all and
she said, your skin has never looked better.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Great, because I'm gonna need to bounce back or I'll
go into a deep depression.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
But it helps with depression significantly.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I think it helps with everything.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Okay. Also number two, you're having Beba in the summertime.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh yeah, which is my favorite time.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'm just gonna being go bango. That was all meant
to be blow.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
It was the dead of winter and you were just
locked inside with all and you're gonna have so I
don't want to make you oh, but there are so
many people that just love you so much that are
going to be right by your side.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'm very I'm starting to like learn that I have
really wonderful people in my life. I didn't know. It's
just like, well, you don't really go through some crazy shit.
That karma, I think is what comes back and all
those times that you know you've been there for your people,
then this is the time that you get to go, Okay, guys,
(06:50):
I'm the one that needs help now, yeah, you know.
Or I'm the one that needs to feel surrounded and
all that shit.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, And it truly does.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
When they say like it takes a village, Like it takes.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
A fucking village. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, There's no way that I would have been able
to be I mean, now, you know, having Charlie being
not single mom, but I'm a single parent, co parent,
single parent, I would have never been ever. I don't
know how parents do it alone as just hats off
to that though, because.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Hats off of that hats off and to the women
that are like doing it a lot single parenting pregnant though,
like before the child's even there, Yeah, you know, is
I don't know. I mean, I'm not even really in
the shit yet, but like, you know, Aj was telling
me how he is really excited to like how did
(07:44):
he say it. He was like, I'm excited to show
you how much you can lean on me, if that
like makes any sense. Because he grew up his parents
fostered a lot of children and they were all like
babies and infants and toddlers, and a lot of them
had disabilities, and so like he was raising kids when
(08:06):
he was a kid, which is one of the one
of the reasons why he was like, I don't want
to have any kids. I've already raised a bunch of kids.
But now that he's having a child, he's like, I've
got this. I've got the late nights, I've got I've
got it. And I'm just like, wow, Okay, He's like, great, know.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Me, you're my bro, You're my homie. I got you. Yeah,
my bro, It's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
B I had a really great partner to be able
to do that with he was amazing. I won't get no,
especially when they go like this, they go they cut
you open.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well for me, this is my short exciting see section that.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Uh cut you open, take all your guts out, sew
you back up.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
You're left with the baby and they go go home.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Later my goe use a car seat and your nipples
figure out.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
So you're in the worst pain ever. Yeah, and then
you're like, oh a party. Yeah, my god.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
It was the worst constipation I ever had in my
It hurt worse than I had to go back to
the hospital like days later, I remember, and it was
like Tim shoved a enema up my butthole, but it
would nothing was happening, and I was like, take me
(09:23):
to the er right now. I went in and I was.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Like, somebody help me, Please, help me, please, somebody help.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Me, Like I felt like I was dying.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
And then the nurse shoved another eminem up my butt.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Eminem and eminem and emma, and I birthed a child
and a subway sandwich.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Perfect.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
It was astonishing, Wow, astonishing what came.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Out of my body.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
That's science.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I wish I could have taken a picture of it.
They couldn't even She was like, we're not gonna fly.
I was like, what do you mean, I don't think it.
I don't think they I think they had to take
it out.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, it was. It was insane.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Wow, there's a video of a nurse walking down a
hospital with the biggest poop piece of poop in her hands, gloves,
She's got gloves, but it's in her hands.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I'll find the video. It came from someone's body that
was that constipated.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Oh, I mean tribuster is dear constipation nation. It's awful.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah. I didn't poop after I got my boobs on
for five days. Five days.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, maybe maybe meds make it.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's anesthesia, okay, and uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It just throws your body off.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
The drugs, all the drugs.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
My friend Hannah came over to visit two days later
and she said I kept saying drugs.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I was like, well, when I'm on drugs, I pronounced.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
My g's and I don't even remember her that I
remember her there. I don't remember any of the conversation.
She was like, She's like, you just kept being like,
I'm sorry, I'm just in a lot of drugs.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Boobies yeah, yeah, that shit hurts.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
People don't talk. Let's talk about.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
That plastic soygery.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
People are just like, you're gonna be great, it's gonna
be awesome. You're gonna love them.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Okay, here's the real on getting your tits done, especially
when they go under it, right under the muscle. You
know what it feels like.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Feels like someone cut your tits open, shove something in
there and then cut and then sow to back up.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
And that's what it feels like. That's exactly correct.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
And you know what, you know what it does.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
It hurts, Yeah, hurts really bad. Two weeks out, Yeah
I feel great, okay a store, Yes, it feels.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Like tight, but I just massaged them ten times a
day for ten seconds.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, very happy now.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
But they said it's kind of like childbirth. You forget
about it because you're left with a baby, or you're
left with.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
So you forget about the pain.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh, I don't know. Last night we were talking about
I was like, are you going to get a vastectomy
or am I going to get my tubes tied? Because
I'm one and done in this. I am yesterday, not
can't even bring in again.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
No, you're not.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Because that would be my luck. So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Would you get to a sect me?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, but I'm also fining to get my tube sied? Great?
Yeah great, yeah, so yeah I.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Kind of wish I got my tubes tied, just because
it's weird.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Now, well you know, yeah, I guess you wouldn't have
had that.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
What do they do when you say tubes tied?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
They just go they tie them because it sounds like
just like oh, these cute little bows.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I actually don't know. I think you can only do
that if you get a sea section.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
You can only get your tubes tied if you get
a sea section.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
That no, like during that like.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Oh they could have done it then yes, I could
have been like can you go in into yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No shit, yeah the things.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
You know that you don't know, no, and I know
you know them.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I will do more research because I could be wrong. Okay,
that's just what we were talking about last night. Color
color color one, doctor, doctor caller, Yes, doctor Coller, please
please tell us please? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I
just know that this is it.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
This is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
One and Done's cool? Man?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
One and Done is so cool.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
So many little friends.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
It's yeah, it's a hard world to take.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You work so fucking much. Like one's good, Yeah, one's good.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Two whoa, whoa. They're not like dogs where you can
just go I'll just have three.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
No, you're not like those women that just keep on
doing it and they're like baby number.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Eight Yeah, whoa. I mean, and that's great for them.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
So they also started like twenty two. That's all they
know is just to happy babies. And some people were
put on this earth to just literally be a mom
and have all the babies.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
They're so good at it.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, they're so organized and on it and that's what
they were like put on this earth to do.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, but imagine if you could just wake up and
your day in and day out is just taking care
of your kids, taking care of the home. Some people
are just shit would look fire at my house, that's true,
if that's what it was. Yeah, but most women work,
even if they're they have a partner that works. Like
(14:38):
shit is very expensive now, it's no joke, I.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Mean even right now at like, I get like it's
slow for me right now for work, and I go around,
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I'm so so tired of cleaning and putting stuff away
a lot. I think I'm done. Yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I'm going on strike.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I'm going on strike.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
The dishes are just gonna have to hand to let themselves.
I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Would be so nice to just have that one lovely
person it just lives in your home and just does alo.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I would set out loud. The other day I said,
this is how rich I want to be. We already are,
we are rich, but this is how rich I'm going
to be. That I can have a cleaner come once
a week.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, that's to every every Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Girl comes and clean.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, and we hang out, we shoe ship, we have time.
Loves me Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, Like I always say, like when I'm when I'm rich,
that rich.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I'm going to be. I just said it to Charlie.
I go, I'm going to be the nicest, nicest She goes, well,
you're already are, mom.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I go, I know.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
She's like, but we're going to be the kindest, nicest millionaires.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
W stuff to worst. Let me tell you about integrity. Okay, people,
I am very very kind to my staff. What are
you talking about?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
We pay them? Well, yeah, I give them four a wunks.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Four a onek cops for a Wonky's for a walk, Yes, Quaene, Yeah,
that's that's how comfortable I want to be. Yeah, and
rich I want to be. Is that I can just
not even think about the fifteen hundred dollars a month
I spent on a cleaning person.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
And I don't want to do it so I can
be like, I just want to enjoy life.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's too much.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I want to enjoy life.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I want we're going to be on I want to
ride called life called leth I would like to really
enjoy it. On my toys, Yeah, on my toys. Yeah.
And when you get to be our age, our age,
our rage, you're like, God, damn it. I've worked so hard, Yeah,
all these years, all these fourteen sucking so much dick.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Look my mouth got all over my mouth.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, dick suck all the dick suck. And I just
want to be able to enjoy my life. Can somebody
make me a coffee for once? That's it, that's it,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
But I'll also still make other people coffee too, because
I'm a giff.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, because I'm not an asshole. The money didn't change us.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Money didn't change us. The money didn't just get cooler.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I get more tattoos, more tattoos, more plastic surgery cleaners.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
What was something else? I just thought about the.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Cooler sneaker collection. Maybe yeah, but like I.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Do, like a couple of add ons here and there.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, we're still shopping at Target.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh give me Target, give me Target.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Celebrities they're just like us.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
We are them as a celebrity. I'm just a person.
I'm just a person with a staff. I don't get
the difference.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
No, So we go out dressing life like Kanye West's girlfriend.
So I wear nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Wow, I am completely Wait, we didn't see anything, we
didn't look at anything.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
No, I will remember, I don't. So I don't want
to only.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
One they want to book you, doci one. Beyonce won
for Country Album of the Year, and I thought that
was dope. Good for her. Oh, I'm I'm this. I'm team.
I'm your friend, your team. I'm not your friend.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Why I don't think she's real?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I don't know. Oh yeah, really.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, I just think she is with that whole fucking
uh p ditty shit. I think she's all just weird,
illuminati weird. I can't it's too weird, too dark, okay.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Well, musically speaking, I'm very excited for her. Oh okay,
she's been fucked by the Grammys, like so many times.
You would think that she's won tons of Grammys, but
she hasn't. Oh yeah, do you remember the Lemonade album?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
That was cool. There were some fun songs on there.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
That was a dope album. Yeah, but she didn't win
for that. That was like one of the most insane
albums ever made, and she didn't win.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
There, that was probably the only album that I've ever
really liked.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
That's not true. I remember. No, I remember us taking
mushrooms and dancing all night long to the Lion King Soundtry,
that's not true.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Wait the actual Lion King.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
She made the entire Lion King album and that one
night at my old house, we danced all night on
the porch with Christy I remember.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Oh yeah, I remember that. That was great.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
But you can also give me mushrooms at a party
outside with my favorite people, and I could listen dance
to the soundtrack of Birthday Birthday exactly. Yeah, to the
Barney soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Okay, Well, so to be fair, okay, but yes, I
just also wanted to.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I didn't even like Destiny's Child. I didn't even like them,
and Dusty I've just never been a fan.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Never here.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Well, listen, you're not the only person that's not a
fan of I know, I know. Yeah, I'm not a
fan of Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I'm not a fan of Tailor. I could care less
about I could care less about her as well.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Very happy for you and all your success.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
And that's what I'm not saying, that these people are
not like insanely talented and like deserving of everything.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Sure they work theirs off there.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
I think that, like, they're very talented, and Taylor Swift
is very talented and this and that just doesn't do
it for me.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, and that's okay. I personally, my like, fuck yeah,
is that she made a country album. First of all,
I don't give a shit if people switch genres, genres, genres,
I don't think. I don't know why it's such a
big deal. I mean, jelly Roll was a rapper and
his rap career wasn't working out, so he switched over
to country and now look at him, Oh thank god
we have jelly Roll.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Music is transcending. Yeah, yeah, music and music is music, like, uh,
you do whatever you.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Subjective, like who cares. It's just a category that you
have to put yourself in for dumb political shit like
a ward shows, Sure and radio Sure anyway, My fuck yeah.
Beyonce moment for the country album was that so many
people she had hired, so many Nashville songwriters that got
sick opportunities to be on it, and she also like
(21:10):
plucked up five beautiful, sexy, wonderful black country singers to
put them on and rise them up as well. So
when you're powerful and you use your power for good,
I think that needs to be applauded. And if you're
a piece of shit and you're a illuminati illuminati and
you have underground tunnel access, I have no idea. I
(21:32):
don't know. I don't know what that means. I'm not
I'm never going to be in that whatever.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
None of us are. We don't know what's going on.
But like I don't, like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
You want to go to tunnel?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
You want to tunnel?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Well, if there's a Starbucks, Yeah, yes, If Will Ferrell's
down there and there's a Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Down there, I mean, sign me up. I'm in. I'm in.
I want to go. How do I go? Where do
I go?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Will do I? Willie boy?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I did just watch the new Coreally Invited.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I also saw it.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Oh it's so cute.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's cute.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It's so cute. I thought Reese was so fucking cute.
And she's a door. She's so cute. She's so funny.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
She was very funny.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
She's very funny. She's like very funny, like naughty in it.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
She's like a bitch, like, you know, I set the
fuck out of here. You talk to me like that.
I was like, oh, ship, step out of her way?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, excuse me, well, William will step. She was like,
I have been doing ploties for twenty years. My corks
like you are. You are big and I am small,
but I could take you.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Out in Johnatown.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I love little Perrel too. I thought
it was a really cute little.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
And I also love her bangs. I love her little fun.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
With her little bow in the back. I thought that
was precious and adorable. Made me want to cut bangs.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Don't do it, May do it, don't Marie, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I'll never do it again.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Everyone struggles with bangs.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, except for Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
No, she struggled with banks. Did she throwing them out?
It was like, I love my bangs, and then it
was like, I fucking hate these banks. I know the
especially struggles.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I'm not I'm not going to cut. Don't we have clippings? Squeez, squeeze,
and then we go.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Do you notice anything different about? Oh? That looks? That's
looks that looks. Oh, pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch What is this?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Every h m U out there knows the old pinchy pinchy.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Knows the old pinge pinch, tristy twisty. Here's our homage
Terese Wetherspoon's bangs.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yep, absolutely killing it.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yeah, well because I could get away with though. No,
I think you could if I put a little head
or a scarfin.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
No. I think you just need to wash and blow
dry them and then they'd be fine.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Okay, but the color is pretty good. Yours is special.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, this is.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
You were that blonde for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I miss it, so.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I think it's bad words beyond well.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
When I put them in the other.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Way, they were they were just a little sharp pay
like one of those little dogs.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I'm gonna put these bangs on the dogs.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Then they're just like, it's not good.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
No, no way, no, it's not good. But keep it
in yeah obviously.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
So yeah, if you ever feel like you want to
cut them, we don't because remember us, this is what happens.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
This is what happens when you cut bangs. They're cute
at first, and then you know what happens. They start
growing out and then they get weird and then if
you sleep on them, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I feel like I'm gonna watch myself back on this
and go I actually like the way this looks.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Well, those are more like curtaey bangs.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah, it's like shaggy. Yeah, I'm giving like seventies shaggy.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I think you should take them home and watch them
in style.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
I think I'm gonna do it and then just start
wearing banks.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Let me say, okay, let's check it out.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Oh nope, No, they're not that bad.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
No, they're there, it's not it's not good.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I was like, Eryl, Okay, do you have that one
broccoli castrole recipe? Have you ever seen that that one
(25:27):
uh Facebook post where these two women fight over a
broccoli castrole recipe and the spelling is atrocious.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
No, Oh my god, Oh god.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
We're Marie and I are going to have a dramatic reading.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Oh I can't wait. Wow, We're gonna like what do
you mean, like act this out?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Okay. First of all, the punctuation is oh.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
The vocabulary and the.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Grammar is there's a period before Caroline. Keep my and
then period name out of your thin period of mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Okay, here, Caroline, keep my name out of your thin mouth.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
What did Caroline do, Helen?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
She stole my broccoli casserle recipe eight years ago and
claimed it was hers.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
WHOA, You really poured the tea on Caroline's then having
ass mouth?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I heard Caroline, first start by making your neck distinguishable
from a dish rack. I'll pray for you too, that
you learn to live without a man and stop being
so bitter.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Life goes on. Caroline, you musty bitch.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
You are a rude, nasty woman, and I hope you
die alone.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Alone and rich. Bitch.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Now kick rocks all, kick the crack rock straight out
of your little half bred baby's mouth.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
She was too busy for lighting her daddy to go
to school, and now she's taken her literacy out and honest,
kind people at least I can read the Bible and
I know the Lord in my heart.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Honest and kind? Is that what you call each of
your saggy tits? Did your man tell you about the
philatioing skill? I'm sorry you're jealous.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
No, your daddy did.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
At least my ditties are distinguishable from my stomach and
my neck.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
A pray for you, No wonder, Rodney Left, It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Are you talking a beat? My boy? My boofer Caroline,
she's a crustian lady.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
She's period, a rotten recipe, stealing period bitch.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Doris Cayful, who, Yeah, you were free.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I can't believe that she is singing in our choir
with me.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
It's a disguise doors.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Scene that really happened on Facebook. Oh god, that was
somebody's reality.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
They all were like mad at that sick. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
My favorite is honest? Honest and kind? Is that what
you call each of your sag and tits? Did your
man tell you about my fillatio skill? I'm sorry you're jealous.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I mean sick, burd sick, burns sick.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
We need more of those. I think we should like. Look,
I think there's got to be traumatic. One thousands, one thousands.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
One thousands. What are you, Doris Hell, it's not.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
On these two Carolina Christian. Yeah, we should start doing that.
That's really funny.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Graumatic done.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Every episode Beauty Podcast, we talk about bangs, that was beauty,
that was beauty, We talked about the Grammys.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
And we talked about one. I thought everything that I saw,
everyone's slad. Everyone looked really great. Brava glamb squads.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Brav Oh there's some six six six six sick lamb
squads out there. Yeah, dude, I didn't see.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
The only look that I saw was Kanye's girlfriend just
recently on my walk this morning, and I went, yeah,
that checks out for our world.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Like, I'm sorry, you can't just show up to the
Grammys naked.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
You can't show up anywhere naked. No, you can't go
anywhere naked. No, you get arrested everywhere.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah. Yeah, we're not in Europe. Nope.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Even in Europe you can't. You can go topless at
a beach, but you can't just walk around the streets. No,
it's what and you're gonna go to the Grammy shy.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Doesn't look it. It's just like this.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, it's so bizarre. Is she okay blink once?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
She doesn't know how to because she's also robotic?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, I don't know. It's it's very weird.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
The world is a vampire d stashing pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I love the smashing pumpkins. Man, you hate the smashing pumps.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Hate the smashing pumpkins, sick bird Doris, Yeah, I hate
the smashing pumpkins. Wow, I know. I feel like you're
you're either rim or smashing pumpkins, and I'm rim.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Please where you live? You direction wonder why you heavy? Gun?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing really hat.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Nope, yeah no, that's not how it goes.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Everybody hurts up like that.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Nothing really.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Everything ese the lyrics, God damn it, man, Caroline Doris,
that's so funny.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
That's so funny. These women are. That's all they do
all day too.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Eight years ago, eight years ago, she stole her broccoli
recipe and claimed it.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
As her own.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
That is about tea, talk about things worth fighting for,
talk about not letting go, talk about trauma.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Holy shit, Like.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
You don't want to mess around with a woman like that.
That is someone who holds onto everything.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Not well, not well, while you're putting it in the
public eye, which is really weird.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Do you know who's also not well? Who Scamanda?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Oh, I haven't listened to that podcast, but wow, lies
about cancer? What dude, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Scamandah?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, I thought we're on.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
My mind just trying to process it because I so.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
You listened to the whole I didn't.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
I didn't know it was a podcast, but I'm going
I want to listen to the podcast now because it
took off and they well they and now have like
a nightline.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
They did a whole.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah, and there I watched the first part of it.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I went to high school.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Huh with a girl who fake cancer?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Faked cancer Anna Pearlman. Oh shit, oh shit.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Bro shouted out Anna Pearlman.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Because Ashy t b Fuck that bitch. She totally lied
about having cancer. She was so cool and she was
I really liked her.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
It's always those people.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
And she fully fucking lied about having cancer. I don't
know why. I think I like confronted her too.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
There are few things you truly do not do in life.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Lie about STDs and lie about cancer.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah, and like kill people and kill people and great people,
great people.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, it's always the people with the big personalities. And
everyone loved her. She was the nicest and she was
such a big part of her megachurch, right, and a
great mom and this and that, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
She needed more intention.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
That she needed and it had nothing to do with
because I think, well, dude, she raised through I think
it was eight years that she kept up this.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Lie what And she shaved her head, didn't she?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah, but never lost her eyebrows or eyelashes. There were
so many things that the whistleblower was like one of
her good friends at the time that because she.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Went, this is all bullshit, like you're lying to me.
I know you're lying. I know you're lying about all that.
It's wild.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
We need to watch it so we can talk.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
We'll do it to get Yeah, I really want you
to catch up on it because it's fascinating. But she
didn't even raise She raised maybe like one hundred thousand dollars,
which in the grand scheme of it, isn't millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
It's not like, you know, people gave her money for
all this. It was attention.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
She just wanted attend.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
That's what I believe. I mean I have to still
continue to watch what is the second one? And she's
in federal prison. Yeah, she got two young boys.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
That's something you don't think about. You don't stop every
night and go.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
I can totally get drill.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Wow, I'm dug myself into a dark, dark grave.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, we need to watch it.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Well, we'll watch it together and we'll talk about it
in another episode.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
We'll do that, Okay, Yeah, because I need you to
know exactly.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Oh, I know somebody else told me. A couple of
people actually tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
All right, I need to well listen.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
As long as we're not out there facking cancer, we're
killing people, reading people.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Okay, we're doing okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
We're doing a good yeahs couches, we're doing good. Yep.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, I'm so proud of us. I am always every
every time, every day.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Every day, all the time. We're doing good and paying
for cleaners, bangs, not carolins, just stealing people's Oh my god.
On that note, thank you guys for stopping by. We
have some really exciting news that we can't share yet,
but it's coming. It's coming, very very excited. It's actually
(35:43):
really really cool news.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
It's a big deal. We're really excited about it. Tell
your one friend, tell your one friend about us, and
we'll just keep growing. And until then, did I know,
I did it? I have a speech of it. Oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
All right till then, yep.
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
You're glowing right now.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm wearing a lot of high lighter and a baby
and I'm wearing a fucking pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh my god, there's an orange inside of you right now.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Think he's a little avocado. I have that app the bump,
it's called the bump.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm glad you finally got it.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I know. I Well, there's only so long that you
can go. This ain't real.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, and you're like, at there's a baby.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Probably it's actually very cool.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Science is dope wild and it all starts with a
Petri dish.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It all starts with a Petri dish dish. But it's
just so cool. Like for somebody that never ever wanted
to carry a child, this sis me ants is pretty cool.
And I think, I'm I'm so far. I'm grateful that
I haven't had a hard time. I mean, I had
a little bit of a mental hard time, but I
(01:10):
actually haven't really had that heart of a time.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
All of a sudden, you went into your second trimester
and you're like, boom, I'm you're a live look at
look at You're gonna Diane Keaton with a little bit
of Liza Minelli.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, I'm back.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, I'm back.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Because the first trimester where nobody knew and I had
to go back. I watched some episodes that we shot
just you and I. It was our get Ready New
Year's it was our.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Christmas one, and I was like one of the only.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
People that knew that you were pregnant, and it was special.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You were over, you were exhausted.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You're like.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
From doing burping. Your mind was foggy.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
God.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I was like, I was like, I was like this,
just try and realize.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Like you want to go fuck yourself, Mari.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I realize like he's a hot dog sandwich.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And I was like, you're dumb. I hate this podcast.
Like the depression.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I am not really a depressed person, not really.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I mean, I know sometimes like we have warped visions
of ourselves, but I don't think I'm that depressed.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Were human being.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, yeah, but like usually after a week I can
pull myself out. Yeah, but I was just really depressed
and before I even knew I was pregnant for two months,
I was like, wow, I really I'm this this is
hitting me hard.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
No, dude, you talked about it on here. I was like,
how you doing. You're like, I just really hate everyone.
I hate everything. I want it all to be over.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I don't want to sell everything.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I want to sell everything and move.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I think I need new friends.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, starting with it, You're like, I hate you, Mari,
I feel that man.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah. A j was like, you know you told me
hated me, like multiple times. I'm like, I didn't mean it.
I thought you know, it was joking, but there was some.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Little little truth to what I was feeling. Hormones are well, yeah, science, science,
what's happening to your chemical makeup is changing? Yes, and
this at a rapid rapid pace.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Correct, And the obviously, like the act of giving birth
freaks me out. But what freaks me out more is
if the little depression is gonna come back after. I'm
like deathly afraid.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Of Well, I just found out what you were going
to do to help stagger it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You're going to eat your.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I'm gonna eat my placenta. I'm gonna eat my placenta,
ladies and gentlemen. I'm also going to preserve my child's
umbilical cord. Oh, like a jam I'm gonna make and
Billy jam and jelly j Jam and Jim. No. It's
(04:02):
in case anything were to happen to him down the
road in his life, he'll have his own stem cells
to cure himself.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Ship. Where are you learning all this from?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Hind?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I know you are a wild man.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Your brain is Yeah, slightly because that's what happens to you.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah. When I get obsessed with something, I have to
know every single thing about it.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Talk to me about this.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
So, uh, there is a company. There's probably many companies
that do it. But they will take your your umbilical
cord and they'll dehydrate it and then if they whenever
you need it, they can rehydrate it and then it's
I mean, the the lifespan of the umbilical cord is
forever long. Yeah, it's very long, like years or something.
(04:49):
It doesn't last that long. No, but it's his lifetime.
If he ever needs it.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
He'll be able to have it and he'll be like,
look what my mom did for me.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, if he has some fucked up ray or something.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Like I got a scrap book for you, Charlie, she's like, cool,
Am I going to do?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What must be like Yeah, my mom did.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, what a great mother. Well, it's great.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I didn't even think about any of this when I
was pregnant. I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It doesn't matter, I know, but she needs I wonder
if they can. We're also like, can we use it
if something goes wrong with us? I don't know, probably not.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
But eating your placenta it just sounds so like I'm
going to eat my plasa.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
No, it's totally disgusting. I'm not. I'm not that person.
I mean, I recycle, but I'm not that sure. I'm
not eat your percenta. Sure, Kenn, bitch, you know what
I'm saying. I'm but I'm going to and.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It's imally amazing for your skin.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, I'm going to do all of it.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I had a when I went to school for attics.
I had a teacher there who blended up and would
put it on her skin as a mask all and
she said, your skin has never looked better.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Great, because I'm gonna need to bounce back or I'll
go into a deep depression.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
But it helps with depression significantly.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I think it helps with everything.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Okay. Also number two, you're having Beba in the summertime.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh yeah, which is my favorite time.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'm just gonna being go bango. That was all meant
to be blow.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
It was the dead of winter and you were just
locked inside with all and you're gonna have so I
don't want to make you oh, but there are so
many people that just love you so much that are
going to be right by your side.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'm very I'm starting to like learn that I have
really wonderful people in my life. I didn't know. It's
just like, well, you don't really go through some crazy shit.
That karma, I think is what comes back and all
those times that you know you've been there for your people,
then this is the time that you get to go, Okay, guys,
(06:50):
I'm the one that needs help now, yeah, you know.
Or I'm the one that needs to feel surrounded and
all that shit.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, And it truly does.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
When they say like it takes a village, Like it takes.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
A fucking village. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, There's no way that I would have been able
to be I mean, now, you know, having Charlie being
not single mom, but I'm a single parent, co parent,
single parent, I would have never been ever. I don't
know how parents do it alone as just hats off
to that though, because.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Hats off of that hats off and to the women
that are like doing it a lot single parenting pregnant though,
like before the child's even there, Yeah, you know, is
I don't know. I mean, I'm not even really in
the shit yet, but like, you know, Aj was telling
me how he is really excited to like how did
(07:44):
he say it. He was like, I'm excited to show
you how much you can lean on me, if that
like makes any sense. Because he grew up his parents
fostered a lot of children and they were all like
babies and infants and toddlers, and a lot of them
had disabilities, and so like he was raising kids when
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he was a kid, which is one of the one
of the reasons why he was like, I don't want
to have any kids. I've already raised a bunch of kids.
But now that he's having a child, he's like, I've
got this. I've got the late nights, I've got I've
got it. And I'm just like, wow, Okay, He's like, great, know.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Me, you're my bro, You're my homie. I got you. Yeah,
my bro, It's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
B I had a really great partner to be able
to do that with he was amazing. I won't get no,
especially when they go like this, they go they cut
you open.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well for me, this is my short exciting see section that.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Uh cut you open, take all your guts out, sew
you back up.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
You're left with the baby and they go go home.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Later my goe use a car seat and your nipples
figure out.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
So you're in the worst pain ever. Yeah, and then
you're like, oh a party. Yeah, my god.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
It was the worst constipation I ever had in my
It hurt worse than I had to go back to
the hospital like days later, I remember, and it was
like Tim shoved a enema up my butthole, but it
would nothing was happening, and I was like, take me
(09:23):
to the er right now. I went in and I was.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Like, somebody help me, Please, help me, please, somebody help.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Me, Like I felt like I was dying.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
And then the nurse shoved another eminem up my butt.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Eminem and eminem and emma, and I birthed a child
and a subway sandwich.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Perfect.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
It was astonishing, Wow, astonishing what came.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Out of my body.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
That's science.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I wish I could have taken a picture of it.
They couldn't even She was like, we're not gonna fly.
I was like, what do you mean, I don't think it.
I don't think they I think they had to take
it out.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, it was. It was insane.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Wow, there's a video of a nurse walking down a
hospital with the biggest poop piece of poop in her hands, gloves,
She's got gloves, but it's in her hands.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I'll find the video. It came from someone's body that
was that constipated.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Oh, I mean tribuster is dear constipation nation. It's awful.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah. I didn't poop after I got my boobs on
for five days. Five days.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, maybe maybe meds make it.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's anesthesia, okay, and uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It just throws your body off.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
The drugs, all the drugs.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
My friend Hannah came over to visit two days later
and she said I kept saying drugs.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I was like, well, when I'm on drugs, I pronounced.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
My g's and I don't even remember her that I
remember her there. I don't remember any of the conversation.
She was like, She's like, you just kept being like,
I'm sorry, I'm just in a lot of drugs.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Boobies yeah, yeah, that shit hurts.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
People don't talk. Let's talk about.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
That plastic soygery.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
People are just like, you're gonna be great, it's gonna
be awesome. You're gonna love them.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Okay, here's the real on getting your tits done, especially
when they go under it, right under the muscle. You
know what it feels like.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Feels like someone cut your tits open, shove something in
there and then cut and then sow to back up.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
And that's what it feels like. That's exactly correct.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
And you know what, you know what it does.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
It hurts, Yeah, hurts really bad. Two weeks out, Yeah
I feel great, okay a store, Yes, it feels.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Like tight, but I just massaged them ten times a
day for ten seconds.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, very happy now.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
But they said it's kind of like childbirth. You forget
about it because you're left with a baby, or you're
left with.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
So you forget about the pain.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh, I don't know. Last night we were talking about
I was like, are you going to get a vastectomy
or am I going to get my tubes tied? Because
I'm one and done in this. I am yesterday, not
can't even bring in again.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
No, you're not.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Because that would be my luck. So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Would you get to a sect me?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, but I'm also fining to get my tube sied? Great?
Yeah great, yeah, so yeah I.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Kind of wish I got my tubes tied, just because
it's weird.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Now, well you know, yeah, I guess you wouldn't have
had that.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
What do they do when you say tubes tied?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
They just go they tie them because it sounds like
just like oh, these cute little bows.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I actually don't know. I think you can only do
that if you get a sea section.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
You can only get your tubes tied if you get
a sea section.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
That no, like during that like.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Oh they could have done it then yes, I could
have been like can you go in into yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No shit, yeah the things.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
You know that you don't know, no, and I know
you know them.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I will do more research because I could be wrong. Okay,
that's just what we were talking about last night. Color
color color one, doctor, doctor caller, Yes, doctor Coller, please
please tell us please? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I
just know that this is it.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
This is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
One and Done's cool? Man?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
One and Done is so cool.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
So many little friends.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
It's yeah, it's a hard world to take.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You work so fucking much. Like one's good, Yeah, one's good.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Two whoa, whoa. They're not like dogs where you can
just go I'll just have three.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
No, you're not like those women that just keep on
doing it and they're like baby number.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Eight Yeah, whoa. I mean, and that's great for them.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
So they also started like twenty two. That's all they
know is just to happy babies. And some people were
put on this earth to just literally be a mom
and have all the babies.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
They're so good at it.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, they're so organized and on it and that's what
they were like put on this earth to do.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, but imagine if you could just wake up and
your day in and day out is just taking care
of your kids, taking care of the home. Some people
are just shit would look fire at my house, that's true,
if that's what it was. Yeah, but most women work,
even if they're they have a partner that works. Like
(14:38):
shit is very expensive now, it's no joke, I.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Mean even right now at like, I get like it's
slow for me right now for work, and I go around,
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I'm so so tired of cleaning and putting stuff away
a lot. I think I'm done. Yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I'm going on strike.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I'm going on strike.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
The dishes are just gonna have to hand to let themselves.
I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Would be so nice to just have that one lovely
person it just lives in your home and just does alo.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I would set out loud. The other day I said,
this is how rich I want to be. We already are,
we are rich, but this is how rich I'm going
to be. That I can have a cleaner come once
a week.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, that's to every every Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Girl comes and clean.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, and we hang out, we shoe ship, we have time.
Loves me Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, Like I always say, like when I'm when I'm rich,
that rich.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I'm going to be. I just said it to Charlie.
I go, I'm going to be the nicest, nicest She goes, well,
you're already are, mom.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I go, I know.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
She's like, but we're going to be the kindest, nicest millionaires.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
W stuff to worst. Let me tell you about integrity. Okay, people,
I am very very kind to my staff. What are
you talking about?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
We pay them? Well, yeah, I give them four a wunks.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Four a onek cops for a Wonky's for a walk, Yes, Quaene, Yeah,
that's that's how comfortable I want to be. Yeah, and
rich I want to be. Is that I can just
not even think about the fifteen hundred dollars a month
I spent on a cleaning person.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
And I don't want to do it so I can
be like, I just want to enjoy life.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's too much.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I want to enjoy life.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I want we're going to be on I want to
ride called life called leth I would like to really
enjoy it. On my toys, Yeah, on my toys. Yeah.
And when you get to be our age, our age,
our rage, you're like, God, damn it. I've worked so hard, Yeah,
all these years, all these fourteen sucking so much dick.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Look my mouth got all over my mouth.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, dick suck all the dick suck. And I just
want to be able to enjoy my life. Can somebody
make me a coffee for once? That's it, that's it,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
But I'll also still make other people coffee too, because
I'm a giff.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, because I'm not an asshole. The money didn't change us.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Money didn't change us. The money didn't just get cooler.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I get more tattoos, more tattoos, more plastic surgery cleaners.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
What was something else? I just thought about the.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Cooler sneaker collection. Maybe yeah, but like I.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Do, like a couple of add ons here and there.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, we're still shopping at Target.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh give me Target, give me Target.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Celebrities they're just like us.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
We are them as a celebrity. I'm just a person.
I'm just a person with a staff. I don't get
the difference.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
No, So we go out dressing life like Kanye West's girlfriend.
So I wear nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Wow, I am completely Wait, we didn't see anything, we
didn't look at anything.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
No, I will remember, I don't. So I don't want
to only.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
One they want to book you, doci one. Beyonce won
for Country Album of the Year, and I thought that
was dope. Good for her. Oh, I'm I'm this. I'm team.
I'm your friend, your team. I'm not your friend.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Why I don't think she's real?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I don't know. Oh yeah, really.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, I just think she is with that whole fucking
uh p ditty shit. I think she's all just weird,
illuminati weird. I can't it's too weird, too dark, okay.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Well, musically speaking, I'm very excited for her. Oh okay,
she's been fucked by the Grammys, like so many times.
You would think that she's won tons of Grammys, but
she hasn't. Oh yeah, do you remember the Lemonade album?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
That was cool. There were some fun songs on there.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
That was a dope album. Yeah, but she didn't win
for that. That was like one of the most insane
albums ever made, and she didn't win.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
There, that was probably the only album that I've ever
really liked.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
That's not true. I remember. No, I remember us taking
mushrooms and dancing all night long to the Lion King Soundtry,
that's not true.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Wait the actual Lion King.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
She made the entire Lion King album and that one
night at my old house, we danced all night on
the porch with Christy I remember.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Oh yeah, I remember that. That was great.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
But you can also give me mushrooms at a party
outside with my favorite people, and I could listen dance
to the soundtrack of Birthday Birthday exactly. Yeah, to the
Barney soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Okay, Well, so to be fair, okay, but yes, I
just also wanted to.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I didn't even like Destiny's Child. I didn't even like them,
and Dusty I've just never been a fan.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Never here.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Well, listen, you're not the only person that's not a
fan of I know, I know. Yeah, I'm not a
fan of Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I'm not a fan of Tailor. I could care less
about I could care less about her as well.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Very happy for you and all your success.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
And that's what I'm not saying, that these people are
not like insanely talented and like deserving of everything.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Sure they work theirs off there.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
I think that, like, they're very talented, and Taylor Swift
is very talented and this and that just doesn't do
it for me.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, and that's okay. I personally, my like, fuck yeah,
is that she made a country album. First of all,
I don't give a shit if people switch genres, genres, genres,
I don't think. I don't know why it's such a
big deal. I mean, jelly Roll was a rapper and
his rap career wasn't working out, so he switched over
to country and now look at him, Oh thank god
we have jelly Roll.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Music is transcending. Yeah, yeah, music and music is music, like, uh,
you do whatever you.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Subjective, like who cares. It's just a category that you
have to put yourself in for dumb political shit like
a ward shows, Sure and radio Sure anyway, My fuck yeah.
Beyonce moment for the country album was that so many
people she had hired, so many Nashville songwriters that got
sick opportunities to be on it, and she also like
(21:10):
plucked up five beautiful, sexy, wonderful black country singers to
put them on and rise them up as well. So
when you're powerful and you use your power for good,
I think that needs to be applauded. And if you're
a piece of shit and you're a illuminati illuminati and
you have underground tunnel access, I have no idea. I
(21:32):
don't know. I don't know what that means. I'm not
I'm never going to be in that whatever.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
None of us are. We don't know what's going on.
But like I don't, like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
You want to go to tunnel?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
You want to tunnel?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Well, if there's a Starbucks, Yeah, yes, If Will Ferrell's
down there and there's a Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Down there, I mean, sign me up. I'm in. I'm in.
I want to go. How do I go? Where do
I go?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Will do I? Willie boy?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I did just watch the new Coreally Invited.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I also saw it.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Oh it's so cute.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's cute.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It's so cute. I thought Reese was so fucking cute.
And she's a door. She's so cute. She's so funny.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
She was very funny.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
She's very funny. She's like very funny, like naughty in it.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
She's like a bitch, like, you know, I set the
fuck out of here. You talk to me like that.
I was like, oh, ship, step out of her way?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, excuse me, well, William will step. She was like,
I have been doing ploties for twenty years. My corks
like you are. You are big and I am small,
but I could take you.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Out in Johnatown.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I love little Perrel too. I thought
it was a really cute little.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
And I also love her bangs. I love her little fun.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
With her little bow in the back. I thought that
was precious and adorable. Made me want to cut bangs.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Don't do it, May do it, don't Marie, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I'll never do it again.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Everyone struggles with bangs.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, except for Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
No, she struggled with banks. Did she throwing them out?
It was like, I love my bangs, and then it
was like, I fucking hate these banks. I know the
especially struggles.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I'm not I'm not going to cut. Don't we have clippings? Squeez, squeeze,
and then we go.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Do you notice anything different about? Oh? That looks? That's
looks that looks. Oh, pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch What is this?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Every h m U out there knows the old pinchy pinchy.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Knows the old pinge pinch, tristy twisty. Here's our homage
Terese Wetherspoon's bangs.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yep, absolutely killing it.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yeah, well because I could get away with though. No,
I think you could if I put a little head
or a scarfin.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
No. I think you just need to wash and blow
dry them and then they'd be fine.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Okay, but the color is pretty good. Yours is special.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, this is.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
You were that blonde for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I miss it, so.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I think it's bad words beyond well.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
When I put them in the other.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Way, they were they were just a little sharp pay
like one of those little dogs.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I'm gonna put these bangs on the dogs.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Then they're just like, it's not good.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
No, no way, no, it's not good. But keep it
in yeah obviously.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
So yeah, if you ever feel like you want to
cut them, we don't because remember us, this is what happens.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
This is what happens when you cut bangs. They're cute
at first, and then you know what happens. They start
growing out and then they get weird and then if
you sleep on them, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I feel like I'm gonna watch myself back on this
and go I actually like the way this looks.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Well, those are more like curtaey bangs.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah, it's like shaggy. Yeah, I'm giving like seventies shaggy.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I think you should take them home and watch them
in style.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
I think I'm gonna do it and then just start
wearing banks.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Let me say, okay, let's check it out.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Oh nope, No, they're not that bad.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
No, they're there, it's not it's not good.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I was like, Eryl, Okay, do you have that one
broccoli castrole recipe? Have you ever seen that that one
(25:27):
uh Facebook post where these two women fight over a
broccoli castrole recipe and the spelling is atrocious.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
No, Oh my god, Oh god.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
We're Marie and I are going to have a dramatic reading.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Oh I can't wait. Wow, We're gonna like what do
you mean, like act this out?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Okay. First of all, the punctuation is oh.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
The vocabulary and the.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Grammar is there's a period before Caroline. Keep my and
then period name out of your thin period of mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Okay, here, Caroline, keep my name out of your thin mouth.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
What did Caroline do, Helen?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
She stole my broccoli casserle recipe eight years ago and
claimed it was hers.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
WHOA, You really poured the tea on Caroline's then having
ass mouth?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I heard Caroline, first start by making your neck distinguishable
from a dish rack. I'll pray for you too, that
you learn to live without a man and stop being
so bitter.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Life goes on. Caroline, you musty bitch.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
You are a rude, nasty woman, and I hope you
die alone.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Alone and rich. Bitch.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Now kick rocks all, kick the crack rock straight out
of your little half bred baby's mouth.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
She was too busy for lighting her daddy to go
to school, and now she's taken her literacy out and honest,
kind people at least I can read the Bible and
I know the Lord in my heart.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Honest and kind? Is that what you call each of
your saggy tits? Did your man tell you about the
philatioing skill? I'm sorry you're jealous.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
No, your daddy did.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
At least my ditties are distinguishable from my stomach and
my neck.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
A pray for you, No wonder, Rodney Left, It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Are you talking a beat? My boy? My boofer Caroline,
she's a crustian lady.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
She's period, a rotten recipe, stealing period bitch.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Doris Cayful, who, Yeah, you were free.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I can't believe that she is singing in our choir
with me.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
It's a disguise doors.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Scene that really happened on Facebook. Oh god, that was
somebody's reality.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
They all were like mad at that sick. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
My favorite is honest? Honest and kind? Is that what
you call each of your sag and tits? Did your
man tell you about my fillatio skill? I'm sorry you're jealous.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I mean sick, burd sick, burns sick.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
We need more of those. I think we should like. Look,
I think there's got to be traumatic. One thousands, one thousands.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
One thousands. What are you, Doris Hell, it's not.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
On these two Carolina Christian. Yeah, we should start doing that.
That's really funny.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Graumatic done.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Every episode Beauty Podcast, we talk about bangs, that was beauty,
that was beauty, We talked about the Grammys.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
And we talked about one. I thought everything that I saw,
everyone's slad. Everyone looked really great. Brava glamb squads.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Brav Oh there's some six six six six sick lamb
squads out there. Yeah, dude, I didn't see.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
The only look that I saw was Kanye's girlfriend just
recently on my walk this morning, and I went, yeah,
that checks out for our world.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Like, I'm sorry, you can't just show up to the
Grammys naked.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
You can't show up anywhere naked. No, you can't go
anywhere naked. No, you get arrested everywhere.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah. Yeah, we're not in Europe. Nope.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Even in Europe you can't. You can go topless at
a beach, but you can't just walk around the streets. No,
it's what and you're gonna go to the Grammy shy.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Doesn't look it. It's just like this.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, it's so bizarre. Is she okay blink once?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
She doesn't know how to because she's also robotic?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, I don't know. It's it's very weird.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
The world is a vampire d stashing pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I love the smashing pumpkins. Man, you hate the smashing pumps.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Hate the smashing pumpkins, sick bird Doris, Yeah, I hate
the smashing pumpkins. Wow, I know. I feel like you're
you're either rim or smashing pumpkins, and I'm rim.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Please where you live? You direction wonder why you heavy? Gun?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing really hat.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Nope, yeah no, that's not how it goes.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Everybody hurts up like that.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Nothing really.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Everything ese the lyrics, God damn it, man, Caroline Doris,
that's so funny.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
That's so funny. These women are. That's all they do
all day too.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Eight years ago, eight years ago, she stole her broccoli
recipe and claimed it.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
As her own.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
That is about tea, talk about things worth fighting for,
talk about not letting go, talk about trauma.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Holy shit, Like.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
You don't want to mess around with a woman like that.
That is someone who holds onto everything.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Not well, not well, while you're putting it in the
public eye, which is really weird.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Do you know who's also not well? Who Scamanda?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Oh, I haven't listened to that podcast, but wow, lies
about cancer? What dude, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Scamandah?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, I thought we're on.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
My mind just trying to process it because I so.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
You listened to the whole I didn't.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
I didn't know it was a podcast, but I'm going
I want to listen to the podcast now because it
took off and they well they and now have like
a nightline.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
They did a whole.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah, and there I watched the first part of it.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I went to high school.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Huh with a girl who fake cancer?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Faked cancer Anna Pearlman. Oh shit, oh shit.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Bro shouted out Anna Pearlman.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Because Ashy t b Fuck that bitch. She totally lied
about having cancer. She was so cool and she was
I really liked her.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
It's always those people.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
And she fully fucking lied about having cancer. I don't
know why. I think I like confronted her too.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
There are few things you truly do not do in life.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Lie about STDs and lie about cancer.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah, and like kill people and kill people and great people,
great people.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, it's always the people with the big personalities. And
everyone loved her. She was the nicest and she was
such a big part of her megachurch, right, and a
great mom and this and that, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
She needed more intention.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
That she needed and it had nothing to do with
because I think, well, dude, she raised through I think
it was eight years that she kept up this.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Lie what And she shaved her head, didn't she?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah, but never lost her eyebrows or eyelashes. There were
so many things that the whistleblower was like one of
her good friends at the time that because she.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Went, this is all bullshit, like you're lying to me.
I know you're lying. I know you're lying about all that.
It's wild.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
We need to watch it so we can talk.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
We'll do it to get Yeah, I really want you
to catch up on it because it's fascinating. But she
didn't even raise She raised maybe like one hundred thousand dollars,
which in the grand scheme of it, isn't millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
It's not like, you know, people gave her money for
all this. It was attention.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
She just wanted attend.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
That's what I believe. I mean I have to still
continue to watch what is the second one? And she's
in federal prison. Yeah, she got two young boys.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
That's something you don't think about. You don't stop every
night and go.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
I can totally get drill.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Wow, I'm dug myself into a dark, dark grave.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, we need to watch it.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Well, we'll watch it together and we'll talk about it
in another episode.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
We'll do that, Okay, Yeah, because I need you to
know exactly.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Oh, I know somebody else told me. A couple of
people actually tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
All right, I need to well listen.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
As long as we're not out there facking cancer, we're
killing people, reading people.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Okay, we're doing okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
We're doing a good yeahs couches, we're doing good. Yep.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, I'm so proud of us. I am always every
every time, every day.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Every day, all the time. We're doing good and paying
for cleaners, bangs, not carolins, just stealing people's Oh my god.
On that note, thank you guys for stopping by. We
have some really exciting news that we can't share yet,
but it's coming. It's coming, very very excited. It's actually
(35:43):
really really cool news.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
It's a big deal. We're really excited about it. Tell
your one friend, tell your one friend about us, and
we'll just keep growing. And until then, did I know,
I did it? I have a speech of it. Oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
All right till then, yep.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
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