EP 26 AMBER AUTRY

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I don't get a little such up. Hi am Teren,
I'm Mari, and you're listening to touch up. We hope
you're picking up a word put down. Well, how are
you supposed to a remember history?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's not meant to be remembered, it's history.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, and I got weird. I got weird history memorization
back there. I know what I know. Listen and I
know shit. And then the ship that I don't know.
I don't fucking know. But I'm not here to pretend
there's so much information in the world. How are we
supposed to know everything? I never claimed to be.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
A savant, that's honestly.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Someone told me that one time because I felt bad
because my fiance remembers everything. And they're like, because he's
interested about those things, you don't. You're not interested about
those that's it, so you don't remember it.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah. Sorry. In nineteen forty two, somebody sailed the Ocean.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Blue and I don't care.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I wasn't there times.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Okay, you're really good at rapping and minute.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
How sick was that performance last night?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Sick?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Did you see it?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah? I had a great time watching what well, I
had a great time watching the Super Bowl I'm flagles fly.
Oh yeah, bro, I got really hard into football this season.
What I was watching it by myself like on Sundays. Yeah, correct, Wow, yeah,
great game. I grew up with like a big sports family,

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so it was always just on and there, and I
did get into it for a little bit at a
time in my life, and then I disconnected. And then
this I was like, I'm going to go back to football,
and I really I love it. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I didn't know. I didn't I didn't watch it. I
just watched clips on the internet.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
What the game?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Just like, if you care not? What do you think sports?
Who do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
You have nothing going for you?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I feel sad for my baby. I feel sad for
my baby. O god, I'm going to waste.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
A Yeah, yeah, you're gonna be. You're just on your
way to wasting atoms. I could perfectly fine atoms, you know,
wasting Yeah, we don't.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Even no kidding.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
At O M.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm name himself.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Who's sitting over here right now.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
The one and only Amber.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
First time meeting, first time meetings. Yes, they instantly, I
know they've met before. Energy. He just walked in here
and I was like dropped cool, comedians are the best
comedians done here.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, I'm not purposely trying to book comedians, but they're just.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Like their kindred spirit.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
They my homies.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Have you guys had like a doctor on here, you guys,
we don't know doctors.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
We had Megan Griffin who is a nurse and R
again and R.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
She's in the n R.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
She's an n R, n R as an RN. She
also owned skin Farm, so she just knows, like very
knowledgeable about yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
On skin and we will have more skin people on
like Elizabeth's people.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, skin skinned people, correct, skin people.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Speaking of skinned people, did you see you didn't see?
Did you see the commercial with.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
The skin hat?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Did I miss it? What?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
It's a to be commercial? And if you're like to be.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Died, No, it's to be to be is like a network, right.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, And they had a commercial for the Super Bowl
where if you're like a Western fan, you're born with
your scalp in the shape of a cowboy hat. It's
like a skin hat.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I need to look at this wild makeup.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Yeah, truly, Oh damn, I wonder how they did that.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Actually, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's pretty interesting.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
They made a it's probably like a I kind of
bald caps.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
You think. There was a lot of commercials that I went.
They definitely did all AI for this.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, you could just tell this one looks make up
make up? Okay, cool, did We're gonna have to look
it up.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Special effects.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, they probably did like a skin, skin, skin graphic.
Probably skin. Yeah, you know what it was surgery, actually surgery.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
And the.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Probably took skin from his butt cat testicle scin.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Actually it didn't.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah. I just talked to the doctor tele about.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Have you all done special makeup like that before?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Special makeup? All right? Special effects? Don't the effects? And
you just say special.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh no. I actually went to school for special effects.
And then it was so long ago. It was like
twenty something years ago when I was just a wee
eighteen year old and really wanted to do movie makeup
and like specialized in special effects and learned how to
do all kinds of shit, make eyeballs, teeth, bullet wounds

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like monsters and all that shit. And then then the
industry was so saturated and male dominant, like all the
Rick Baker's and the whoever the fuck else is, and
I just got super discouraged, and but I'm glad I
got I'm glad that I let the male matriarchy win
on that one because I love my job now I

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would like kill. I hate doing movies really. I hate
going on set for the right same.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I've done one. I've done one. Well, no, I did
like an independent one years and years ago, but then
I did what hated it?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Why?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
It's grueling, man, It's long. Like you're on set for
like eighteen hours a day sometimes in the turnover so short,
so you could be like wrap at one in the
morning after working for anywhere from twelve to eighteen hours,
and you're still waking up at five thirty in the
morning or five in the morning, and it's just and are.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
You actually or are you just like they're like, oh,
fix the soule thing. Is it like a small thing?
Are you just standing around a lot?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Well, there's there's continuities huge, so you have to make
sure that because the scenes are you know, all shot,
all all right, way seen.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
It's like four days, so that person has to look
the same.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, that's too much, right, right? A lot?

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Well, what do y'all like?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Then?

Speaker 5 (06:41):
I love what do you like to?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I love getting somebody ready for an event and then leaving.
I love it to go and go. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I like a beach with water and a little cocktail
with a little umbrella.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Are you talking about vacation.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I like to swim.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
That's I like summer swimming.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Retired. No, sometimes you can pull her out of bed
for you know, you won't get out of bed for
less than a thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
One day, I will. We're manifesting.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, I mean we've been doing makeup and hair for
twenty something year.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
How long have you been in comedy eight?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Well I've been doing stand up for eight years. But
I did improv at Second City before that.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh fun about going?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Of course you did?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh god, we have to like talk like we should
start taking like improv classes.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I do there.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I highly suggest we go.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
We go.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yes, they're very intimidating, they are.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, but that's the fun of it.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
You know, I saw an improv sketch at It was
in Franklin.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
You saw improv in Franklin?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I did.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, how how was that quick?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
They were good?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Waitly?

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah quick? Seven out of ten?

Speaker 5 (07:59):
But yeah, I'm pretty good.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I was like, this is something that I've always really
been interested in and seeing it for the first time,
how quick and on you are. It's very it's intimidating. Yeah,
like you gotta make you gotta really be in the mindset.
You're focused on you can't think of anything else.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
When when an improv troop has been friends for a while,
that's when it's good because you're like, oh, these people
are just having fun, they're hanging.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Sure, when you get a bunch of strangers in a
room to do improv.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's I feel like that's what I rather watch bad
stand up. I rather watch one person just fuck up
than like eight people bad Santa.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
What was that movie?

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Bad stand Up?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Also?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
I rather watch that?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, I was like, what was that movie?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
That's it really about that?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah? Damn god?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Watching stoof?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah it's but it's just one person, yeah, totally instead
of something.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
But anyway, I think you should do improv. I want
to get back into it too.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Let's all go, let's get's brush up, brush up to
touch down.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
So that's why we started this with us too, because
we're sisters, right, Yeah, it's easy for us and just
like BLA b B somebody who you just kind of
meet and you're like, we should maybe third podcast together, you.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Know, yes, and like all reality, that doesn't make sense
maybe for some people to like start a podcast with
a stranger.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's tough. I would feel like that would be really tough.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
After a couple of episodes, you're like.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
I don't know, I don't know you.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, I don't know you, and I don't like there.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Now we're s You're like, I want to play ping pong.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Wait, so why do you want to do all this money?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Why?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Just to get better at this?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Nice to be quicker.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
We're not quick. We're done that.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
That Adam comment really fucked you all up.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
We're like, damn it, we're stupid. It's so like on
your Instagram right, Oh.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Really it's literally everybody.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, it's weird. It's crazy because the majority that I get.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Is so kind and wonderful and uplifting. Yeah, but the
two that I see that are that are mean. They
just like it's hard to let go.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
No, you have to let go immediately. You have to
what's your name again? Let them mel robins, let them
like you literally like it's so important that has to
resonate is that you are truly not responsible for what
the fuck those people think about you or say about you.
You know who you are. That validation. It's so true
that it's just noise, and and those are people who

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are feeling bad about themselves or whatever. Maybe they're great
people who the fuck knows who the fuck cares.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, you'll never know you acted like an asshole.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, it definitely changed.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
I will say, like once I started getting more comments
and like growing on social media, it changed who I
was because I used to go to j Lo's Instagram and.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
I thought, you're gonna say.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
I used to on her Instagram and make fun of her,
because I will say it was it was a little easy.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
You know that.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
I was just about to say, it's not like you're
out there throwing people you were.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
I was specifically, I can't even see you doing that,
I know.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Do you still have those No, yeah you're fat?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
No, not like that, Oh my god, No, no, no, no,
it was like she did.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, you guys all agree, No, she did like a
shoe campaign or she did some kind of like the
children are starving by these Louis Vuittont and I was like, what,
this is hilarious, but I was like it.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Was you know what. I'm like, this is a weird ad.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
So I'd be like they're they're just easy jokes.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
But then getting those comments, I'm like people trying to
make easy jokes on me. That ship hurts when I
read it, so I'm like I gotta stop.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, because you know how it Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
She reads that ship. Maybe not all of them, but
I don't want to be the person.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
A lot of them do. They go in there Reddit
and they want to be they want to be the
what's the I don't know the whole I got nothing
bad Santa.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yeah, and I love j Lo.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I don't want to bring her day down.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Yeah, and that's what I love her.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I don't want to be the one.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah do you do.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
I do you think all her business choices?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:51):
That was a wild ada, but it's not I take
my jokes to the stage. I don't need the comments
to be like I'm so funny, like I not on air.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Other people have'd be like what about this joke, and
I'm like, no, you're not funny, Yeah, you're just mean.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
No, if you're I mean. Sometimes comments are really funny. Uh,
you know the people that like read back the comments,
like they just like go through all the comments. Sometimes
the comments are.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, sometimes they are funny.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
When you go, I'm literally here just for the comments.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, comments, and I will, but somebody will put something
up asking for it. It's not like yeah, And that's
kind of what I love about TikTok is. I feel like,
obviously it's really mean sometimes, but sometimes people like take
somebody who's like disabled or any whatever it is, and
they will lift them all the way. The fuck it.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Talks the nicest platform, Yes, sure it is?

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Is it? Okay? Yeah, okay, I'm not on it. So
Instagram is the main one.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Instagram.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Facebook is very gentle.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Facebook is old people like yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
And YouTube is a white girl's named Becky.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
And YouTube isiness clitars.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
YouTube he it is.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
That's where people go for the jugular.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, bro, they're just like in cells over there. Oh
that I like my YouTube people. But sometimes see, we.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Got a lot of really nice responses and comments from
some on YouTube. Yeah, just like an artful of unkind ones.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah oh we don't care, Yeah we don't.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
We're not here. We will make it go away. Though,
because we were not here for the negative. Yeah, you're
not going to respond and comment. End of the day.
You go like this. You get to choose if you
want to listen to me or you like systeric watch. Yeah,
you don't have to watch.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
They they're lonely and they want you to respond.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, because a lot of times not a lot of times,
but sometimes I respond and they'll be like you respond,
You responded, and I'm like, are you fucking psycho?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Well they got a reaction from you, which is what
people want. They want you to have a reaction, and
they want to fight, They want to start that whole.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's pretty sad.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
It is sad, but at least I go at least
that's not me.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, it could never be mean.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
At least can.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
And you are a reform stroller and we love that
reform troller.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
A former trollerform reformed reform.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
You deserve it. She got drug through the mud not
too long ago, you know what I'm saying. She with
the movie j Yeah, she made a movie, a musical,
she made a music.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I'm like, we shouldn't go into this because I feel
like I might trolling.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
It's easy to do beautifully shot. The glam was on point.
She literally made like a memoir to herself and how
she rose from the ashens like a phoenix and and
married the love of her life and then made this
huge movie. Benjamin spent so much money, asked so many

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celebrities to be in it. A lot of people said no,
And then she.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Included that party in the movie.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
No friends, yeah, and friends yeah, of course, of course
leties can't be friends. And now it's true.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
No, it's true.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
No, it's true.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Wait, yeah, what are you saying? What are you saying?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
You like, when you're that famous, you kind of like
cross a threshold to then where your reality is so warped.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Like what about Arianna and Cynthia.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Oh, I'm sure they're like really good friends.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
It's I don't think they're like out and having lunch
all the time. That's probably not like they're they're home,
they're true homie.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I think just relations when you are hard to keep
and maintain, when like you're just so that's work fucked
up from like fame.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
So true. I mean I feel like we because we
see it.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yeah, have you ever met Obviously you don't have to
say their name but somebody where you're like, holy shit,
you're just real.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yes, thank god.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I feel like most of the people that we work with,
oh good.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Okay, yeah, for me, I find it's few and far
between them. But yes, there are really great people. Yes,
the people we work with, wonderful, wonderful people.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay, cool, the most down to earth people that I've
ever worked with and still to this day. And I'll
shout it to the roof roof roof top. Wow.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Atrician Garth, Oh fuck yeah, the.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Realist dealist ever.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Wait are they together?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Oh yeah, that's like nineties.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, since the anthrax state.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Anthrax sty anthrax. Stay, what was that the Roaring twenties?
Was that the eighteen hundred.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
We were like ambers, like ninety eight, bro, I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I think it was when the cars were invented. Yeah,
we were definitely alive. You were alive.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I was just a little baby, was just a baby.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
How were they like envelopes.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
In the twenty two Oh no, I'm not. I'm like goddamn.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
Seventeeneen years old.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
I still having a pregnancy also in my head, in
my mind, someday, I'm anywhere from like seventeen to twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, no older than that, like energetically in my brain.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
And my soul and my heart. Like what kind of
who I what I give off?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Like twenty two? Yeah, just got your first apartment? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Is this giving forty four?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
No?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Out of here, get my way? Yeah, of my way?

Speaker 5 (18:33):
How old are you in my thirties?

Speaker 7 (18:35):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Okay, you don't ask people that. Yeah, I was curious
like a cat. That's why they can always sorry.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Around thirty, around thirty, I'm around forty one. But going
back to Anthrax, I'm around, having a geriatric pregnancy.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
I'm around wearing readers.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I'm around I can't see anymore.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, completely blond. It's crazy. But going back to anthrax.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
What what is it? Isn't it funny? Like what is
this podcast? I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
It's beauty?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
What is it like?

Speaker 5 (19:17):
With beauty?

Speaker 3 (19:21):
We talked great things about celebrities.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
About like the fifties that we know how a lot of.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Them are like non delusional and narcissistic.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
And I feel like they would say the same ship.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, they will say about their Hollywood's you know.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, Yeah, there's twenty people that I like in the industry. Yeah, thankfully,
I get to work with them.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
What are you going to do when you stop doing this?
Not podcast the makeup?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Oh I'm getting aside, uh side as a golf car girl.
This summer.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
I heard I was listening to the podcast. I heard
that you meant that ship.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
You du Oh my god, that's so sweet. Don't make
me cry.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
You you know she might?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Oh you are so she might.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
I think she's gonna cry. No, it happens all the
time now everything.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I cry all the time. Now, I'm fine. I'm not
gonna cry.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
People, that's love.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Gonna cry.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
You're good.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Oh my go Literally I cried.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
You're actually like it's a fart.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Well it is to me. I don't cry.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
I think I think it's hitting her like that people
are there to actually genuinely, genuinely support and love her
and what we're doing, and she's finding that when it's
true and meaningful, like it's it hits the heart strings definitely,
because it's not bullshit. It's like you really you're like, no,

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I've listened, I know what you guys know you guys
are about you know, or when people just show up
for you and they're like, I want to be there
for the baby and this and that you're like, don't, like.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Did you not have that in your life before this?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, I've had such a I've had such beautiful friends
and such wonderful people in my life. I am an
extremely independent person. Everything that you see I have, I
have built yourself. Yeah, And it's not because I didn't
have like wonderful parents or anything. It's it's that like
I just have worked really hard for everything, and I

(21:21):
have a really hard time taking help from anybody. And
this is like something that you need help with, like
no matter what, you just like need your people around you.
Having a baby and like doing all those things and
also having a business too. I think I've tried to
like do other projects and big things before by myself,

(21:45):
and it's not it doesn't work. Like you have to
have help and you have to have a partner and
you have to then like like we just signed iHeartRadio
and like it's which is They like it's Mari's so excited.
We're so excited, but wait, did you know that surprise?

(22:07):
I love dropping bombs on her. I've been dropping bombs
left and.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
She's like I was gonna be a car girl.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
So excited. No, we won't make money for a long time,
but it's so you have to do it. People like
help is just something that I have struggled with. But
I'm like trying and like gracefully trying to like let
people Like I was just telling her, hey, we have
a date for the baby shower, and she's like, who's

(22:37):
gonna throw it? And I'm like, well, you guys.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
But I knew that. Yeah, I knew. I've already I'm
gonna your mom. We're like we're gonna plan it. But
I was like, oh, you picked the date, you already picked.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
You picked, it's.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Gotta have a little control of it. You're like, well,
four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Well it's hard because AJ is always on the fucking road.
So I'm like, hey man, he's like year is already.
So I'm like, can you please block out die when
the baby is borne?

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
But that's why we picked the date. Whatever. Anyway, the
fucking point is like, this experience is I think it's
gonna be. This is what's going to me into a.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, yeah child.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
No, I'm a middle through and through.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yeah that's right. We're both middles.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah no, not selfish independent yeah no, I know, like
old new children You're like, oh, I can see that.
I can see you being a middle child, you know child. Yeah, yeah,
so just fiercely like me. But then like I'm like, oh,
can you come over right? Need you?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Experience, Yeah, it's really nice. But anyway, I cry a lot,
and she she hasn't really like experienced that much.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
She doesn't cry. She's not a crier.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
No, I cry over dead dogs.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah, yeah, naturally that's about it. You know about it
if you're not crying over dead dogs.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
But that's about the only thing that I want to
crying over dead dogs.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
With me.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
We had a we had a funny little look.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
At that dead dog, right, bring out the dead.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
This is a news segment.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Let's go aply with us has doggy problems. Wow, that's up.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
Remember hilarious.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Where someone was in the car like, yeah, just waiting

(25:04):
for us to get them laughing.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Man, what a time, What a time.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
I'm Sparta, Tennessee, Cookville, like outside of Nashville. Everyone does this.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Sorry Gerard Butler, Oh yeah that was Butler.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
That We definitely hamm that up. Gerard Butler. Where did
he go?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Butler?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Who is he?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
He was in bad Santa No, he wasn't. I'm just talking.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Yeah, I'm like, you're like.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
No, it sounds so familiar that Gerard Butler.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
I know he started hundred.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
He was in three hundred, and he started in that
one movie with Hillary Swank, not Hilary. No, it was
the one where her husband died.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
He died.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Oh not a walk to remember.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
And she meets a new Irish man. No remember, well
to forget at this point.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
No idea.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
He was in Boys, Okay, he was.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
He was the President of the United States.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
He was the prosthetic dick.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
He was the dad and finding Nemo.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Yeah, Ward Butler, where are you from?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Where are you at Broe?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Like Gerard, where are you from?

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Where you're from?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'm serious?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Contact was rolled into my brain.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
A hot big daddy boy he is, and.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I'm wondering where he was.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
I know exactly. Let me get a good.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Visual, don't you think sometimes people just go.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Gerard Butler?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Now I know he probably is aging Gerard Butler.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Butler split the time between Los Angeles and Glasgow.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
That's where he is. He's taking some time off.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
See. Those are the celebrities I love, the ones that
just fall up the radar, like Hillary Swank were shape,
no idea, no idea making furniture. Yeah, like, so where's
the drama? Have you ever heard about Hillary Swank drama?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Now you know who I freaking who I admire so
much and I kind of want this path. What's her name?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Ris?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
She's just an actor and.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Just an actor.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
She's so good British she can be. There's so many
Meryl Street, Meryl Street, listen. Nobody knows anything about her
but that she's a good actor.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Exactly, and a kind person. I know, I do know
that she's notoriously known for being a kind person. Yeah,
she's never in.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
The tabloids drama.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
You know, she doesn't take any ship. She takes no ship.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
That's the Hollywood that I respect.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
So it's the glitz and the and the when you
lose yourself because pedestal and you think you're the fucking
queen of the old and they're all just comparing. It's
like the root of the evil.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
That's hard.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah, But I think a lot of their souls that's
when things go downhill. Yeah. I don't think all of
them sell their souls or drink the juice or you know.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
No, they don't. But we know the ones that have
sold themselves to Pablo, not El Pablo.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
You know you know.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Pablo.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
He lives on the street, and we will buy your soul.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Devil. You will get diarrhea if you eat the food.
It's not good. It's no bueno.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
No, I mean what I said. I'm not the devil. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
No, No, We're not dumb.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
We're not dumb.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Comment below, comment your thoughts. Don't fact check us. Nothing
about anything that we say on this podcast as well,
except for beauty stuff might be real.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Being in the beauty industry, do you feel like you
always have to be beautiful?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Be beautiful? No, okay, it's like cool to.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
I like to wear makeup every day. Nice I do.
It's just my thing. Like I don't care really where
I'm going, I still like to have something on it,
or my hair will always be I'm not Yeah, I
have a hard time just getting out and just raw
dog in it in the world.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Would you rather have your hair done every day or
your makeup done every day?

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Hair?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah? Hair, fake up?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Fake up yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
What's that make up?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh? Make up? Okay, pick up? You'd rather have somebody.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
I was trying to think and I just that just
came out. I don't know. I was really trying to.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
He's so stupid, you can't help it. She's not what
she's saying. I know. I asked no simple question and
she couldn't even answer it.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
You got tits and you just went I've been on
a little bit of a bender too. I haven't gotten
a lot of sleep. I've been on a little bit
of a bender.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Got new tits.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yes, I did big things. That's just so bigger smaller
bee like a like a small c.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Yeah, you were bigger.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
I did.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Wow. How do you feel great now?

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Didn't feel good? Yeah, yep fu. I felt like someone
sliced up on my hit and shoved something in there.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
And then so to back up, I mean, isn't that
what they did? Yeah, you are correct, see, I know,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Sorry, but I feel good now. And I got to
take a break from just like going out and being
a reckless seventeen year old degenerate. Well, I have my
daughter back this week, so I will be an adult
and responsible and next week to sleep with strangers. Came on.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah, I was doing the same ship.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
I want to know your whole comedy.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
I know I did. I actually know a lot of
I don't know anything about it. We didn't tell.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Tell us who you are, tells your high sells you lose,
he tell us you lose. What do you want to know?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I really do think you are the one, or, if not,
one of my favorite Nashville comedians for sure.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Thank you. A J.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
And I are always like, she's a fucking star. Dude,
she's a fucking star.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
I really appreciate them.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah, especially a J. He's a huge fan of you.
But also I'm just like, bitch, she is a fucking star.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
You are well. Now I can't now we know each other,
and I'm going to go and support the ship out
of you die and do a hard dive, hard dive. Yeah,
I'm sorry that I didn't before.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I'll never forgive you.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
I don't want to fight the mood.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
I'm so excited to listen afterwards.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Now.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
I love when I meet somebody and like go and
it's like listening fun.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah yeah, sure.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Okay, so how did you get in?

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah, Daddy and mommy as she we love that.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
You know.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
I always made my family like I would put on
shows in my living room for my family charge quarters.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah right there.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
But yeah, so I.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Always made people laugh.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
And then I went to college for acting and then
moved to Chicago to do Second City.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Was that a great experience? Yes?

Speaker 4 (32:35):
But not for her Why I thought it would be.
It was a good experience because of the people I met.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
When I went. It was very corporate.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Like we graduated and they had a pile of shirts
on the ground, like literally just like in a pile,
not folded, just thrown cold pizza, and they were like, congrats,
here's your diploma.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
There's a shirt. It was very corporate, you know, and.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
It takes all the joy You're like, what a business.
I was like, ohbody, this is supposed to be joyful
and happy and yeah, and there was a lot.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Of like.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Weird, creepy dudes in there, sexual harassment type shit. I
was just like, but the comics that I'm proud no, no, no,
the teachers who have since been fired because of the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I love when people get taken to the accountability.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Isn't it great?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Oh my god, But I'm glad I went. The comics
that I met were amazing. I like, we started our
own team after Second City and did musical improv, which
is just banging if you ever get a chance I
do musical improv.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
So I feel like you would love it.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Because you've been singing whiskers in here. Yeah she would
be yeah, bitch.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
So you're just doing a scene and then the and.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
I could really use a beer exactly.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
They starts playing music.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Yeah, you're like doing a scene, and then the pianist
is like, dude, this is going to be a song now,
and you have to start singing.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Oh, it's so fun.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Why isn't that on the road entertaining now over the world.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I think I think Second City might, okay do I mean,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Actually I have like really had a whose line is
it anyway? Moment?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Yeah, Wayne Brede, Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, Brady.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
But improv isn't really like stand ups having a moment.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
It's so popular, the fucking biggest moment.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, but I don't always has that.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
I mean for a very long time. Let's go like
back Eddie Murphy Man like that.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
But it's just right now, it's like fired up.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
I don't know, people just like no comedians.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Now yeah, well because of this, yeah, because of this, yeah,
which is great. Yeah, Oh I love it. It's giving
people a platform to start right, Did you start on
No I started interwebs or like how people knew you?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
No, Okay, I just I've been doing TikTok for like
five six years now. It's just in the last year
or so starting to pop off. But I started like
I met a guy in the train station. He was
playing music and I would see him every day in Chicago,
and I went up to him. I'm like, dude, you're
so good at this, and we just got to talking.

(35:07):
I was like, I want to do stand up like
I've been doing an improv. He's like, I have an
open mic. You should come try stand up. So I
tried it at his open mic and fucking fell in
love and me.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
I'm like, this is it.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Because I have control of the narrative. With improv, people
will come up to you and be like, you're a slut.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
I don't want to be a slut.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yeah you can't.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Yeah, I don't want to say I don't. I don't
want to be I don't want to be anymore.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah, I want to.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
I want to be a person. Want to I want
to be a person, be a wife, I want to
be the girl next door. Yeah, be someone you could
take home to mom.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
But guys in class are like, sorry, you're absolutely not nobody.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
We have to be the slug. Sorry, everybody else is
doing others.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
I'd like, I'll be the slot.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I don't be the slot.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
You start the pianist, You're like, it's just so, yeah,
you're not listening, you're trying to silence with.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
So when you did your first stand up, was it
because you have to know exactly what you're saying before, right,
you have a whole.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
I had an idea of what I thought five minutes
would be.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Okay, you know, because you really.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Don't know when you're going up there for the first time.
You're like, what, I don't even know what's going to happen. Yeah,
And I did well, bro, I did well.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
One.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
It was around musicians, and there's such a good crowd
because they're artists so they get it.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
But they're not comics, so they're not.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Like judge, right, they judge other musicians when they go
to the shows.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Then that's what exactly exactly scene. So it was a
really great first audience to be so.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
And that was in Chicago, Okay, and then how come
you moved back to Nashville?

Speaker 4 (37:00):
So I was in Chicago doing my thing and then
the pandemic hit.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I came to Zany's girl and Lucy.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
At Zany's was like, if you move here, I'll work
you like, I'll give you work, and I was like.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Work me. I want to I want to be I
wasn't ready before.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
About to be for money, but.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Not even I don't even want to be known for that.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
You're like, oh no, let's not do that.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
One other ways. Yes, And I moved back here and
it was dope, Like I met the people that first
took me on the road here, j Ardy Gouzman, he's
a musical comic, but he was the first one to
take me out. But Fortune Fiemester, Whitney Cummings.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Awesome, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yes, okay, that's fucking wild.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Since moving here that it really like popped my career off,
you know, but I think that's what comics have to do.
You have to move out of your city where you
started and move somewhere else because you get all you
get stuck when you stay.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
You know. Now I'll go back to Chicago and they're like, hell.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yeah, did you come.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
We try to Peggy bit now you're a cowboy ho
now you're pegging other people.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Do you have a good community here though, as far
as support from other comedians, and.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Yes, yeah, I love the scene here. I I'm not
here a lot, you know, because.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
I'm you're on the road.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
I'm on the road, but I just started.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Taking your time, some time out of your very busy schedule.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Course, thanks for having me, dude, are you kidding me?
I love podcasts.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah, you're good at it.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
So I can leave and be like, what the fuck
did I say?

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Every every episode I was like, guys, got canceled again.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
I'm gonna work out. Please cut that out?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, well.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
The podcast is two minutes.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
God damn it. Loops. Dumb little idiots, dumb little borderline idiots. Whatever.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
We're real. At least we're not fake. At least there's
nothing fake about us.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Only the tip except except for my tips for our
botox and tits. Yeah, it's probably good.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Yeah, and it's just physical. We're here, yeah here.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yeah, we're talking about Oh, do you like going on
the road with people or do you like headlining yourself?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
That's a good question.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Benefits in both.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
When you're going on the road with people, you get
that audience.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
I don't know how to make it not sound so like,
however that you.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Win them over, like, well, you're exposing yourself.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Like fortune.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
She's got three thousand people in the theater that are
now my audience.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Yeah, so I can like get their emails, get their
you know, social like have them follow me da da da.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
That's a lot of people. Oh my god, that's a
lot of people to perform in front.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Of us, are three thousand people.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
It was a theater in North Carolina and I'm walking
backstage and I hear this.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I thought it was bugs in the wall. It was
like buzzing.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
I was like, what the fuck is that? He's like,
that's them talking. The people talking. Was like like wasps Wow?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
It was crazy.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah, that's the sound people that you get to go
out for?

Speaker 2 (40:32):
How long?

Speaker 3 (40:32):
How long was your set?

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Like fifteen minutes?

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Okay? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
So that's the thing I if I had to choose,
if someone was like, which one do you want headlining? Yeah,
because now I'm like selling out shows and they're my people,
and I see my energy reflected in them, and it's
just a beautiful moment, and you know.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
You're going to get laughter every time because they're there,
they're fans of you.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
It's so fun.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
And that's just starting to happen where I'm like selling
out shows and.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Exciting here a.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yes, it's so dum it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah, fuck you.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
You have such a motherly energy.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Just the way you look at me, I'm like, thank you.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
I want you to feel that. I want everybody that
I meet to feel that.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah, that's sweet.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I see you.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Oh, don't mind me cry.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
I see people. That's what I would put on this
earth for.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
You're also an earth angel.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Yeah, thank you, thank you. I just want people to
feel like loved and comfortable and heard, and I feel that.
I just want to go out into the world and
be so fucking present. I want to I want to
be I want to walk the walk. I don't want
to just be like one of these people that do that.
I want to actually be my truth.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah, And it sounds like you chose that at some point.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Yeah, And also like I've been through a fucking lot, right,
and I'm very different. I'm a very different person because
what I went through. But it's just shifted my gears
on everything, my perspective on life beyond. I wake up
every day and I got today, it's gonna be great.
I chose that I get to choose that.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Oh did you have you already shared what you went.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Through my divorce? Yeah? It was dark as fuck and
a lot of loss, like a lot of loss friendships
and yeah, all the same time, and it was all
just very heavy and it was the darkest, saddest, scariest
time in my fucking life. But it changed, It changed
who I am in a very extremely profound way. Wow.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Yeah, So so many people feel that and don't. I
don't know if they really get to share about divorce
how hard it is.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Yeah, it's not okay, and people kind of go. I
was on a podcast and I said, recently I was
Patrick Custer. It was me.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
I saw that I'd be watching podcasts.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Watching he watches me on that.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
I feel like I'll have to do that, be better,
do better.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
I walk, my god, I will. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
I just saw the clip.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
I didn't watch the whole thing, but I was literally
about to say I was watching this girl on the
Recovery podcast this clip, but.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, yeah girl, but I yeah, because it's a for recovery,
so it's for addicts and this and that, and I go, well,
I'm not you know, like I got drunk dealer night
like sucking be me. Yeah, I was drinking a shit
ton during that time and I stopped doing that. But
you know, I'm social and I like to enjoy life balance.

(43:47):
Sometimes I'm seventy thirty, sometimes I'm eighty twenty. Sometimes I'm
ninety ten, sometimes I'm a hundred. Because I'm a human
being and I'm not fucking perfect. I'm not here to
say that I'm perfect and I have everything in order
all the time the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
It's more about what I enjoy life.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Tea. Yeah, I want to go out and enjoy life.
But long story short, I told him, I said, getting
a divorce now, it's kind of when people come up
to you and they go, well, congratulations, and I go, ah, man, no, yeah, now,
I guess whatever, because it's so it's like getting your
tits done, got my tits done, got a divorce. It's
normalized now. It's just a thing that we in our society,

(44:22):
so many people go through divorce because the statistics are
beyond now, whereas like when we were growing up or
our parents are still together our grandparents. So it was
so low. Now it's just normal. Nobody talks about it
because it's just normalized. But it's fucking heartbreaking. Its devastating.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
You've been divorced too, No.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
I just I come from a divorced family, and like,
as a child of divorce, it's watching it is awful.
I can't imagine like getting divorced, Like if AJ and
I get married and then we get divorced, Like, I
just I feel worse for like my child, maybe just

(45:04):
because I'm from parents.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yeah, to make it not not like she'll never be
a victim.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Never, You guys know it.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Well, yeah, I got to dig really deep because it
wasn't easy to do. But that's where I started to
shift and grow and I'm like, I'm not gonna this
is not going to be violent, this is not going
to come from a place of anger and resentment. I'm
going to let go of all that forgiveness.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
That takes a lot.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Well, you have to look inwards. It's a whole rebuilding.
It's a healing journey. It's it's heavy. It's if you know,
people are like, I'm healing, I want to grow, I
want to change. It takes a lot of work to
do it. Yeah, it's not saying it's not just going
to therapy. It's not just reading books or I read people,
and you can hear what these people are trying to
tell you. But unless you've like lived through it, apply it,

(45:50):
unless you've like walk through the fires of healing, I'm
fucking firewalker now. Like I've got blisters on my feet
because I did. I had to. And if that's any
aspect of your life, whatever, if you want change, if
you want growth, you got it facts, bro, And that's
why I'm like, let me just take a break and big.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Golf cart girl, where I have no boundaries, no boundary.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
They're different, but there's still mine. They're like a creepy
seven year old dude, hit, I'm choose that. Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
It's so real about what you're saying was experiencing things.
I remember writing in my journal like a few years
ago about me and my fiance. I'm like, I want
us to have a really strong relationship, and then we
went through really hard shit and it made us closer,
and I was like, and then I remember the journal
and I'm like, in my mind when I was writing,

(46:50):
I just wanted.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
It to happen.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
I didn't want the bullshit I got that was there, but.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I'm like, tell you how to you have to the
way out, but the bullshit. Are you guys still together?
That's amazing. Yeah, yeah, congratuate fucking lation. That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Thank you. We're gonna Elope in the Redwood Forest.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Oh, Amber, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Thank you, thank you so much, so much.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
That's so stiful that you because it's it's hard to do,
and people don't do that. They don't do the work anymore,
the real work.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
They're like, oh, it didn't work out.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Peace, Well, it's really important that you did that before
you're getting married.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Yeah, that you guys saw that because that you've grown together.
And sometimes people think that you have to be you
have to be healed or grown as a singular person
before you find your person. But they heal people if
you're if you're met, you're met. If you have something,
you can't pull somebody and make somebody do anything that's

(47:56):
really big, your expectations of other people. Let that go.
You cannot change how anybody feels. You can only control this,
your happiness. You're responsible for this and this only yeah, right,
But when somebody hears you, and they go, I fucking
love you, and I want to I want to vibrate, Hello, vibration, vibration. Yeah,

(48:19):
let's do this together. And now we've been through that,
so now we know that we can get through anything
together and we can keep doing this beautiful dance song
and dance forever. And I wish that for you truly.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
I'm receiving that.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
We should be in Star Wars?

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Was okay?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
What does that mean? Can I do it? Pregnant?

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Yes, I do want to.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
I always say when people are like, because we've been
together ten years, and they're like, oh yeah, yeah, ten years.
We always learned. We're always learning from each other constantly.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Awesome. What's his name, Alex.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
He's a good man. And I just want to say,
you have a daughter. You're such a good mom.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Thank You's I'm.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Just picturing me as a daughter being like hearing this
what you just said to me, and that's just so
you have wisdom and you're grounded and you're open, and
you just seem so wonderful.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Her child is also very wonderful, Yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
And very weird, yeah, wonderfully weird.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Yeah I'm not weird. I'm so proud of her. She's
dope so and people will say that too. Yesterday, Actually
one of our friends is nearly pregnant. Whatever nobody knows,
it's not this one. I know she does. And I
tell Charlie things as and I go, I'm going to

(49:50):
tell you something, but this is going to stay between
you and mommy until they're ready to share their story.
Blah blah. And for an eight year old, keeping a
secrets tough. And she went up and she saw her
yesterday and she goes, can I ask you something?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I know?

Speaker 3 (50:05):
She was like, I know, but Ken Rosa her best friend, no, Like,
is she gonna I'd like her to find out? Yes,
And like she was like, yeah, Charlie, that's amazing. Thank
you for not sharing my news, you know, just little
things like that. And I go, well, that's I'm instilling,
uh that like a loyalty. Yeah, loyalty is that like

(50:28):
you can come to me or her with anything, because
that's not our news to share. That's not I want
to be somebody that you can lean on and rely
on and not just be like something who's gonna be
like turn on. You know, I'll keep secrets for her
until the end of.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Is a locked dungeon. She will keep a secret even
if I'll look at her and I go, she knows.
I know, and I know she knows.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
I love it. I love it.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
That's important.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Yeah, it is important.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Yeah, things that are I want to be able to
instill in her.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
And you're going to be that as a mother. And
if you want to be a mom, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I mean even if I don't have a child like
a mother and some.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Yeah mother and some idiot.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
Yeah, I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
And I just want to shout out my mom because
it reminds me like growing up, she was like, you
can tell me if you want to get wasted or
do drugs, just come tell me.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Do it with mommy, Okay, just do just that being
open you know what I'm saying. And a drug addict. No,
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
And my dealer, she was mother to the whole.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
And now that she's in prison for that, I can
be honest about it. I want to clarify I am.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Because life life.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Gangang, and it's wild that I started.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
You know what, you remind me of.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Hero that's in prison. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
I just wanted to say that I love funny people
so much.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
I love funny people so much. You like to step
back and just watch it happen too, because I'm usually
involved in it, but like, can you just watch the
natural progression of funny fun right?

Speaker 1 (52:37):
It happened, and that's riffing tear Amber my podcast.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
I have a podcast with a trauma therapist.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
What, yes, there are a trauma therapist is a trauma
therapist and a.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Lot of comedians want to talk about real Yeah we don't.
We we're opposite. Yeah, we're like we don't want to
talk about it. No, we do a little dabble it. Yeah, wait,
so tell us about that then.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
I was just it's fine, I'm fine. I'm fine. It's fine.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
I'm fine, it's fine, I'm fine, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Yes, podcast, that's great that.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
It's fine, I'm fine fine, which is what comics say
all the time.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
They'll say something like I want to come on, and
they're like.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
I'm fine, I'm fine.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
You're like fine?

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (53:27):
But that's what made me start it because I got
into therapy and then I was around comics where I
was like, I wish y'all would talk to a therapist.
But you can't get comics to go to therapy. So
I was like, I'll have a podcast.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Where the co host will be a therapist. That's so you.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Face when they come on your podcast, the host.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Is okay, they know.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
I have to know, because if they came on without knowing,
it would not be good.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
A J's in it, right, yes? Can he again? Okay?

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Can you? Can you do it?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Like once a week you get like what you have
to record or anything.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
To be there?

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (54:15):
Right?

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Yeah, I feel you. I feel you.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
After every episode, the comics will be like, how do
I like get your information?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Like can I start therapy? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Yeah, yeah, it's so wonderful.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
I was the reason I thought of it is you
were talking about like watching funny people. But Melanie, my
co host, will just like sometimes when comics are on,
will be like she's just like, yeah what them.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Mom's like, sorry, I'm not conning.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Yeah, it's a lot of She is very.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Funny, but she believes that she's not because we're like,
you know, because we call ourselves comedians.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
She feels.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
But Libby Higgins came on and me and Livy start dogging.
She was like, I'm gonna have Trouble with You.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Libby is so fucking funny.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
I love Livy. You should have her on.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I know she'd be so funny. I find out about
her on here too.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Oh there's so.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Many comedians out there. I need to.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
So many commeds.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Okay, yeah, like I need to die.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
I know, there's so many. I mean, now we have.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Since that's our world. Now, since now we comedian, we
have a niche. I guess.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Well.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
When we started, AJ was like, it's you and Mari,
it's gonna be a comedy podcast, it's gonna be beauty.
And then now we're like, oh he was right, Yeah, fucking.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Guy, I was right. No, he's not. What do you
hair products?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Do you know what that? Dude?

Speaker 3 (55:43):
No, I don't know. I don't. I try.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
I got that brush.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Yes, girl, your hair, pretty hair, the.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Very pretty hair. How is this?

Speaker 5 (55:51):
I just woke up like this?

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Hell cool? Cool?

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Because I don't I try, and then I don't want
to anymore.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
It's hard to do it, especially and your hair looks thick.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yeah yeah, yeah, my dream.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
When you glam somebody, it's not every day, right like
the Kardashians are. They can glam every day. Yeah, every day.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
Yeah, that's what pretty much.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Yeah, I want that.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
I think their main hairstylist, Chris Appleton, right, I think
he charges sixty five thousand dollars a day. What Chris
par told me, I don't think it's like I think
it's for big people that he does. I don't know,
but I believe.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
I don't know that sixty five thousand dollars was sixty grand.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
What you tell me, if it's a campaign, then somebody
else is paying for sure, because.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
I was like, that is it's astronomic out.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Of jay Loo's pocket, that's not coming out of Kam
Kardashian's pocket.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
That's what nobody's paying that.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
No, nobody's paying that for a do and go. They're
maybe they're getting a.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Thousand, Okay, so maybe a big campaign.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yeah, I'm much sure he's made. It's just like us.
Sometimes we get paid like our day rate is like insane, sure,
and then we have to fucking suck dick and pull
our pants down sometimes for small rates. But that's what
it feels like. Do you ever do jobs with that bad.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
Grab our rangles?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Well, it's it's crazy. Sometimes I'll get booked for a
job and I'll be like, yeah, this is my right
and they're like, yeah, but last time we worked together
it was this. I was like, that was three years ago. Yeah,
you think I'm just never evolving? What your artist gets
paid more every year? Why would I keep the same
fucking rate dude for three years?

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Come on bro?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Yeah, I'm like, it's it's a business.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
It's a business.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
But I'm sure you like where people go, Hey, yes.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Is it cool if you do this for er?

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Literally the above message says my rate that was higher?
And then they're like is it cool if it's this?
And I'm like scroll just a little bit up.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Yeah, I just told you what my right was. Do
you remember when I willing to be another fucker out? Yeah?
Can you pay me what I deserve?

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Right?

Speaker 3 (58:06):
And it's up to you if you want to bend.
You got like what's in your budget. I'm willing to
bend and do, but.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Some situations you want to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
I was like, oh, I really want to work with
this person, I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
I'll you actually I'll pay yeah. Yeah, I like to
give you one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Yeah, I know we're we uh, we might go out
to Austin for this, Like iHeartRadio south By Southwest stuff,
and I'm like, Mel Robins is going to be there.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Yeah, you should just offer.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
To do her glam just to do it, I would
do Mel Robbins hair for free.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
That'd be I don't think you'd have to do it
for free.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
No, she'd probably pay us, but I'm just saying that's
I would love to work with her.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Can I ask how much do you for you? If
some like because I want it in my head? If
I was like I just want to be glammed every
day when I wake up hair makeup, I'm not goingwhere Oh, I'm.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Just going to Public's target beest.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Five hundred, five hundred a day.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Yeah to get your Yeah, do it, Somebody'll come take
two hours, get you ready.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Thinking about I have always, for your life, wanted that
in my life.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
I have always wanted that in my life.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Like the Kardashians, Yeah they're filming, but to just have
my hair and makeup, yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
You could probably get it cheaper.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
And then I'm like.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Just watching the k.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
Okay see yeah yeah yeah, just to take story to
spend money, and that's what I want to spend money.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Well you know what I see these people like you too, Well,
this is your this is your job, so you can
do yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
But these girls who like go to the store or
they go to the thing, and they're like they have
such great makeup on that it looks like they don't
have makeup on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Sure, I know that took time. Yeah, the hair bawless.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
I want to go to the store and look like that,
but I don't have the desire to learn that. Okay,
and I don't you know, I want.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
To look like that, but I yeah, okay, to save money,
maybe i'd like start going to counters like the counter.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Okay, is this your advice right now?

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
It's just.

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
You can go to find a Walmart.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
You can find like a school, like a hair school.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Okay, you gonna have me, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
I think if you just gotta to come to your house,
it would be much cheaper.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
I'm talking about like right now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
But also I see you as like a friend, like
a no blam glam yes tin moisturizer, bronzer.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I just want to glow with the little color Oh
my god, j low glow.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Yeah, yeah, you dumb commercials.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
You so pretty, damn.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
I go so uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Yeah, yeah, my sphinter just it's like, wow, I can't
call anybody that's coming on our podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Damn it, damn it, she'll come.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Well, would you suggest that I do? I just learned
how to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Yes, And there are like things that are so easy
that you can do.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Oh my god, that's the longest I roll I've ever seen.
She's still in it. She's still in it. The commitment.
Oh it's still.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Oh no, I'm not Pablo's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Hell the hell?

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
What take me like one of your French girl, your
French girl.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Wow, I'll tell you everything that you need, Okay, and it'll.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Be so it's so fun because it happened to people
are like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
The heatless curlers. I told Fiona to get them and
to get the heatless like curlers. Okay, you can put
in and your hair just like looks fantastic. Okay, yeah,
I'll send you the link would be okay.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Sleeping with them at night. Yeah they're not that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Okay, Okay, they're squishy, yeah, the little pink thing that
looks like yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Yeah, and I feel like all you need is like
a tinted moisturizer or a little blush, a little cream,
a little that's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
What do you have on right now?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
I have on the elf?

Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
Uh I think tinted Yeah, like a sec cream, Yes,
like tinted sunscreen type ship.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Yeah, that glitters a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Yeah, because I saw it on a girl and she
looked like an elf. Oh my gosh, she looks so beautiful,
like a little fairy. But she had makeup under that
where this like really accentuated.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Yeah, and I like this, but it didn't look like.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Probably a little bit more, it'd be like that one
extra layer.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Yeah, or you do like a like a dewey tan
something underneath, so you like have like a glow underneath,
or like.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Wet sponge, wet your little egg, right, and then you're
putting it on your fingers.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
The fingers use that sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Just make it like a little bit smoother, okay, yeah, okay,
and then even just like a cream like Ilia makes
a really beautiful cream. Bronzer.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Is that the one that has the this kind of top.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Mine's in a compact. Oh okay, But it's just it's
so easy and you just kind of put a little
bit onekes just right on your nose, just all nose,
not nowhere else where would you think that you put it.
I'm you're not trying to be fresh, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Right like where the bone is, yes, and here?

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Yeah, and here a little bit. You could do a
little bit there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Sure, I wouldn't put it just here here, because that's
going to make your nose look weird. Oh like if
you if you're trying to contour your nose, you're trying
to Yeah, I'm like, I.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Know, but too much.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Okay, they can't be doing it, then your nose, don't
do it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
I'm saying, like, if you wanted to do like a little.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Like maybe a little here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Yeah, okay, So wait I start with foundation or do
I start with that elf stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
I would do a primer glow syrum, yes, if that's
what you're trying to look like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
And I believe what you're saying is the elf stuff
is a little glowy, So start with that. Okay. Is
it liquid?

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Yes? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
So you could always add it to your moisturizer or
your foundation. Yeah, okay, okay, you do a little mixture. Mixture.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I didn't think about that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
It makes a lot of things together.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
I love. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, all right, yeah,
you know who?

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
I love her face and her makeup, Avery Woods. Do
you guys know her TikTok girl, No, it doesn't even matter. Okay,
forget it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Okay, we hate her beautiful knows a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Yeah, no, totally. But there's there's so many things that
you could use that are so easy, Okay, Like Nude
Sticks is a great brand that's like multipurpose, Like there's
one thing on one side and another that's another thing
on the other side, and you're like, oh my blush
and my bronzer up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
I just have to learn how and how to and
where to because I don't want to look like a clown.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Nobody wants. Well you might, but like you won't you
want town.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Yeah. Also, you can always like send us a photo
of what you have or FaceTime me when you're doing
your makeup and I'll tell you what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Oh yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Yeah, that's what's fun about having makeup artist friends.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, I can do this. I can
do I don't need glam every day. I can do this.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
I don't save them money unless unless you want to
get to that point where you're out of money, and
that's You're like, all I want is to spend five
hundred dollars a day. I'm like, lam, I'm not doing anything,
I be going anywhere like that's I just want to
be watching the Kardashians. That's how. That's how I want
to spend my money.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Can you say it back to me?

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
It doesn't sound smart, No, it sounds it sounds like
there's better things you could do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Even if I had that much money.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Like yeah, I'm like, well, you can get back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
I could save a dying dog.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Yeah, you can save a dying dog.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
You could save dying and I'll look at all those
dead dogs. You're gonna cry. I've got too much coffee.
I can't cry.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
What does Alex do?

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
He for work, he's an engineer. Oh smart, yes, very
smart man. And then for passion he does jiu jitsu.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Good bless you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
That's fine, thank you so much. That's so fund that's hot.
Oh my god, it's bad ass, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Yeah, jill him can Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
I remember him being really cute. I met him do
one so cute. I met you the first night that
I met aj.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Oh my god, no, I remember because you were like yeah,
we maybe went on a date or whatever we've been
and then no.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
We met on Tinder and then like maybe a year
before that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
That's wild.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
And then he was like creeping on me and I
was like, what's up, bro, you want to hang out?
He was like, come to one of my shows and
I was like okay. And then that was the first
night I met him, and you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Holy shit balls, dude, that's so funny. That's wild.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
And you met Alex that night?

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Alex was and I met your cute dude. He was
so cute.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
When I first met him, I told I was with somebody,
and I told my friends, I was like, do not
let me fall for this man.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
I'm with someone else. And they're like, whatever, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
And funny, Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
He's so funny and from Cooksvillecarpin. He's some Jersey.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
He's some Jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
We're in Jersey Jersey.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Is that the place by Bergen County that's closer to
North Jerseys by New York? Yes, close to New York.
I'm from New York.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Worst Town. That's where he's from.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Boom. I moved from Summit right before I moved to Nashville,
which is right outside of more Town. Yeah, holy hop
skip jump.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
I love Jersey, Alex, I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Love Jersey too. Some of my favorite people shout out
New Jersey. Y'all know who you are are my heart
and soul forever.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Good food, people, good beautiful place.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
People should talk it. But like there's certain places like
don't go to Bayone. There's there's.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
People should talk cool places.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
But it's on both of us, on both of us.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
Yeah, people should talk cool places. I think to keep
like Florida. People are like fucking Florida, but if you
go to Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Yeah, I like certain places in Floridas or where. I
don't love Key West.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
No, No, it wasn't Key West, Tampa. I forgot. No,
that's not it. Oh my god, I'm dumb. So I
don't know anything.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Keep going dummy. Let's just stare at her until.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
The Keys but not Key West or this the same thing.
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
It's just like we also don't know. That's why we're
like it's happening.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Comment blow.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
On YouTube. Smart as me. God damn they even knew
how smart I was. Any who, Yeah, Florida is cool,
street smart. Yeah, I can get myself out of any
life situation book. Yeah, can you can't read dyslexic as buck.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
I don't care. Also don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
I don't give a ship about Christopher Calista Columbless, come less,
what that makes me do? Come les?

Speaker 7 (01:09:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Columbit Yeah the Ocean. What a drag name ninety two.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
With Alysita Columbus. That's yeah, drag maw wow. I think
I have like podcast limits and I just I just
hit it Sam.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
It got.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Well, see you later.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Thank you guys so much for tuning in to the
touch Up Podcast. Please follow us on Instagram at the
touch Up Podcast. Follow us on TikTok at the touch Up.
If you have any beauty questions, give us a ring
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