March 12, 2025 • 49 mins
This week Tarryn and Mari are flying solo for another bestie eppie. Pregnancy, skincare, slangs, and of course… the silliest banter! Are you guys following us on all the socials things!?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, get a little such up.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi am Karen.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I'm Marie, and you're listening to.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We hope you're picking up what we're putting down.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
We're here, we're queer, we are not queer, could be queer. Surprised,
I'm not sometimes super shot straight as an arrow.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Straighty tighty straighty tighty straighty tighty. Yeah, I don't know
what that was that which is hosting.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I know, well, you felt you were feeling it tight
titan to the left, so you went with it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I did.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You struggled for about seven minutes there and then over here. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I kind of watched it all and you were like
just a lot of lefty, lefty tidy, And I'm like,
what world is it lefty tidy? But I accepted that
there's a possibility it may be lefty tidy.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Lo, and behold, it's not. It was.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It wasn't it was. It was the standard that was
righty tidy.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I wonder how I got it off then it was
probably going there to the right. It was going to
the right, to the rights, off going to the left.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Interesting. Is this part of pregnancy brain or is this
just I think it's like dyslexic mixed with pregnancy brain
come an issue on it. But you know what I just, uh,
somebody just told me that when you're towards the end,
like the last month or something of your pregnancy, your
brain shrinks down to give them your brains well, like
(01:37):
your brain gets smaller so that their their brain can
really developed, can really develop. Yeah, and I was like,
I fucked is that I'm not gonna be able to
do anything?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I mean, I feel like it kind of makes sense though,
because you get really.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Like brain remember that last month, Mary, dude, I don't
remember it of yours, but do you remember like just
being a.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
No I remember walking into a room and just going
It's that feeling of probably dementia, all right, you walk
into a room and you're just like, what am I
doing here?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I do that?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Well, it's gonna get worse, bro, especially if your baby's
sucking your brain juice.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Your brain gets smaller, It just shrinks for a little bit.
Who said this my nail girl, a really accredited nail
deck who's had two kids.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
All right, maybe that's just what it feels like. Did
you google it?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Hey, Siri, computer phone, does your brain shrink to give
more brain to your baby.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
How else are they gonna get brain?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
They have their they grow their own.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
The brain does not shrinky, but certain parts of it
decreases in mass. This is due to the changes in
brains gray matter. Oh, I can't even go down that road.
Whoa is that a show? Gray matter?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
No grace anatomy? Oh jesus, it's getting so good, Ladies
and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Am I that different?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Just dumber, same dumb.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
We didn't think it was possible for me to get dumber,
not you, both of us. Okay, yeah, I'm right here
with you, sister.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I clocked Mari the other day because I was like,
you're always reaching out for my Why are you always
reaching out to me?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And I didn't realize until you said it.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I was like, do you I You're like yeah, every episode,
every episode, my little hand, touch it, touch it, love me,
love me there.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That should be our new logo.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm just as dumb as you are.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I know, I know, I know you are.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You said it, Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
You like like, yeah, no, I know, I know. It's
kind of like I just apologize to you or something.
You were like, all right, I forgive you.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I forgive you.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, just as dumb as me. We I don't see
the problem at all.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh god, we have so much fun though, I know
we do, but also we have a lot of time
we do.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay, here we go the last time.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Our last episode is Commanda. Did you watch all of it?
Did you listen all of it?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I didn't listen to the podcast. I watched the they
put out. I think it was on Hulu, and it
was like a prime time special they put out, so
they split it up into different episodes. So I've only
gotten to the second one because they come out it's
like every two weeks or something.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I don't think the last time out yet, but I'm
pretty caught up on the whole story. Okay, which is wild.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Who does that? I think a lot of people are.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
A great person, what a great human being?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I know what This is why I want you to
listen to the podcast, because there's actual recordings of her
bullshit testimony in court and her bullshit sermons at the
fucking church.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Oh the sermon when she's sitting in that chair, just
like this.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Just all you know, and you just you just give
it to the Lord, all the darkness and the heart
and the pain, and Bubba and just with thousands of
people in the crowd listening.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
To her and supporting her. And the amount of money.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I thought it was just one hundred thousand dollars throughout
the eight years, which I'm like, that's not a lot
of money.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I mean in the grand scheme of eight years.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
There's no way, because I feel like people paid for
her plane tickets to go to places.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Well, the amount of money that she accumulated that wasn't
like it was so much cash donations too, and so
money that they couldn't show for it, like it wasn't
in her bank account or whatever. And the amount of
money she got from charities and everything was free. It
was like hundreds of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, Like one of her friends actually had cancer. She
met a girl who had cancer, and I think this
is like originally what happened was like her friend was like, yeah,
I had it or I have it or something, and
I wouldn't I don't know what I would do if
I didn't have all these people helping me. And then
the next day she was like, I didn't want to
(06:20):
say anything to you, but I've been struggling with cancer too.
And then that's like what spiraled the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh, I thought it was actually Taran. I thought it
was her soon to be stepdaughter. Her stepdaughter had leukemia
as a child, remember that, Yeah, but that was before
she knew her.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
That's what pissed everybody off so bad, was because her
stepdaughter actually had cancer. So the mom and the dad
actually went through that shit. And I mean people just
are like, really living with cancer and you are not.
You are fine and healthy and you are.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Just crazy crazy. That is an evil.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's evil, but it's like this weird attention seeking martyr
ship that is No.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I just don't understand how.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's finest.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Well, it's beyond narcissism. It's like it's a sickness. It's
an illness. It's munch munch houses biproxy or no, not
biproxy because by proxy is when you make your child
or a loved one think that they're sick, like Gypsy Rose.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
She did it to herself. So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
If they actually believe that she was sick or I like,
I can't understand. I would never even be a psychology
behind that is holy shit. I mean, I can't lie
about anything, so I'd be the fucking worst. I'd be like,
I have a cold.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I don't know. That wasn't real.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I don't know if you can tell, but it was
a vacsan I.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Know for eight years.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
What I know, she got meals, she got a meat
like a meal train for a year. She had to
pay for groceries for a whole.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Year's way over one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Well, yeah, that's what I mean. I think it was
like hundreds of hundreds of thousands of five years.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
She only got sixty five months or yeah, sixty five
months or something.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
But you know what, her life is going to really
suck when she gets out.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I don't think of Casey Anthony's fucking life sucks. She's
a wedding photographer Liviy in Florida.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
How great is it really like going around as Casey
Anthony with the world and everybody knowing what the actual
fuck you did? So you're going through like people like
that in jails get beat the fuck up for that shit,
like if you did something to your child, they treat
you very poorly in prison, but outside in the world,
(09:00):
think about all the ridicule and the and the way
that you know, like you're trying.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You're out there. You're like, I'm going to be a
funny photographer. I was like, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh, yeah, I know the gut. Like the guy that
had his knee on George Floyd's neck. People were brutal
at him. But then he had to go to jail.
Obviously he fucking killed somebody.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is he in jail? Yeah, he's still in jail.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
All four of those officers are in jail. Yeah, rightfully.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
So yeah, rightfully. So that was not This is much
more au color. I love that color. Ooh can I see?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, you should like keep I brought these little touch
up because we always are like doing our makeup in
the studio.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So I was like, oh, let me, Oh that's a
very pretty color.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah see this is Oh I love that.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I can't wear nudes. I look very ghostly, sick, sickly.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
If I were too, you look like you have cancer.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I do.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Maybe I should Scamanda.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Can I have twenty dollars?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Sure, I'll give you anything you need. Yep.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, So this is a little more into Oh I
like it. I like rosies.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, you like a mov a mov. This is probably
a little.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh, this is a perfect mind color.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, I think you might be a little too light
for you know what, Sarah Sarah Cereal also really love
the packaging on this now, Sarah Creole, that's not correct,
Sarah Cero, dumbass. Anyway, it's such a it's such a
crazy story. I'm glad she's in jail. I'm glad the
(10:25):
people that were like, something's not adding up, because there
was two or three people that were like, what.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Well, it was her best one, not her best friend,
but it was that older couple that she met early
on that went, there's a lot of red flags going
on here, so they distanced themselves from her because she
was just suspect.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, sussy, Sussy, saussy sussy. Oh yeah, big news.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Deborah Fontana uh Batta Perano Bonsignori is coming into town.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
It's only the third is coming in next week. Oh,
she's coming in next week. Yeah. Cute.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
She's so cute.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Have I met her?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Oh, I would love to love her.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
She's so New York. Yeah, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
She texted me. She was like, I wear white to Nashville.
I was like, you can wear whatever you want, but
you're talking about Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I was like, we love white. And Nashville, who you
love white?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Like white? Like, what do you mean white?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Well, she showed me a little set she's got.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
It's a great set.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
She can wear whatever she wants.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
She's got a little boutique in Warwick, New York.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
She's Deborah Fontana Barraska the Third. She can wear whatever
the fuck she wants.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
And she listens every week. So give her a little
shout out. Hi, Deborah, that's so cute. It's so cute.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
She lives in Jersey.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So she lives in Warwick and upstate New York out
fish like Hudson Valley, Oh, right outside city.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah you know, yeah, you know, sure do.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Get like this little set? I said, Nashville loves this.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So she's going to get it for her boutique, and
she's going to bring it. She doesn't like it on her,
I'll just take it from her, of course, buy it.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I'll pay her. I think I still over twenty five
dollars or something. Oh daring, I know, and I.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Pay people back like very maybe maybe listen people like
Anna Delviy.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm not saying.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Annadelvy, can you get away with everything? Anna Deelbi? If
I was going to trick people. I would go that route.
You don't fake sickness, you don't fake the big cea. No,
but you can easily be like my father's.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Gonna wire you the money. Don't worry about it. Relax,
I won't calm down.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Wait, can you it's a I feel like it's a
morally fucked up but better imagine. I just this wasn't
my house, and I was just always like, I didn't
bring my card. Can you guys pay for it?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Did she make people pay for her? Is that? Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
She had her friends. That's how she did everything. She'd
go on trips and be like, oh my god, my
card isn't going through, and like.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Her, my dad will wire the money. Yeah, because she
faked being like a socialite. Yes, that was it. Yeah,
better I had.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
If I had to choose, if you had to choose
how you're going to deceive people, would you pick A?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Would you pick B?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I would.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I mean, yeah, I'd rather be Anna Deelvi. But like
just both pieces of ship.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, they're both pieces of shit.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
And then one was on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Who was on Dancing with the Stars. No, she wasn't.
She sure was fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
She went to jail, and then why do we do
that with like criminals, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Glorify them afterwards? Yeah, no, you're let's get around dancing
with the stars.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You know what. She let's get her on.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Can you do the sasa? Can you do the merengue?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
She was like so rude to her partner too. People
were like, what have you learned from this experience? And
she was like nothing? On TV thick yeah, she was
like nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I hate every moment.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
What have you gained?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Well, money, bitch, money got paid more money. Probably she's
Probably she's a millionaire. Hondo pasndo. Now she's a real millionaire.
Why because she wasn't an actual millionaire before?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Wait? Why do you think she hasn't?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Because people are paying her to First of all, the
Netflix probably paid her.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
No you think no, there's there's people can Oh, let's
check it out.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Bro Anna Delvy's net worth? How is Anna Delby worth
sixty million dollars?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
No, that's not I don't think that's real. I just
don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
That's way too much money. There's no way. Oh.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Sorkin, who falsely claimed to be a German heiress, worth
sixty million dollars. So that's what she fakes. She faked
being worth that. I don't know what her doesn't say,
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
She faked being worth that. Oh my god. But what
is she actually?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Oh, here we go networth? What's left on an Anna
Delby's fortune? While some source of speculate that delv is
worth her und fifty dollars?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Shut your face, hoole, that's probably.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I'm richure with that, Nana delbe.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
And and you're a better person, so you're double the richer.
Well that's the most me and you're Karma. Oh, you're
like triple richer.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I'm a very good person.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Girl, if you're watching this, you're a fucking asshole.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
But come on our podcast, because.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
No, I don't like her, No, absolutely not. Listen. You
fuck rich people out of money, that's one thing. You
fuck your friends out of money.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I don't want her.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I know.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
They weren't her friends, though she took advantage to her.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
To them, they were probably like and then like.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, but to be fair, and I don't mean to
speak poorly of anybody, they're all you know, it's like
a certain type of socialite person because they so they
wanted to be around her because she was this like
certain status.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
So she, you know, knew all.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
The best artwork and knew all the best restaurants, and
knew all these people and blah blah blah. So they
wanted to climb with her. They were, and I think
in the series two they said, like we at the
end of the day, we used her just as much
as she used us, right, yeah, not saying that it's
not right at all, but I mean yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
And other news, another news.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Do you remember in the early nineties, remember maxim magazine? Yes,
I just got this news last, this information yesterday. There
was a guy, a straight man married I think he
was married at the time, that took a bet from
his friends and I I think I don't know if
it was on the cover of Maximum, but it was.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The article was in it.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
And he got breast and plants, do you remember, for fun,
just for a bet, and lived with them for a year.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
This is what he looked like.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
What a great set of tits.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
It's a great set of tits. Well, Taren, let me
tell you who Brian Zenbeck is.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Brian zenbec is a magician and a high stakes gambler,
specializing in blackjack and backgammon. In the late nineteen nineties,
he became famed as a man who would do anything
to win a bet. His most famous wager was in
nineteen ninety six, when he agreed to receive breast implants
and keep them for one year in return for one
(17:43):
hundred thousand dollars. The year passed and he won the bet,
but he became accustomed to the breasts.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
And did not have them removed.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Still, yeah, where is he now?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Where is Brian Zenbeck?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Lan?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Let's check it out. He works at a metal workers
and look you for twelve what. I don't think that's him.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
That's a different that's a different guy.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I don't think that's him.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
We're trying to find Brian with the boobs.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yeah, Brian with boobs. Where is Brian zeenback now? The
one who got breast in plants?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Also, whose idea was that? One of his friends?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
It was a yeah, it was it's not coming up.
Nobody cares, we care, Yeah we care. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Some of Brian Zembeck's recent gambling associates have been clueless
that he still sports the surgical enhancements from a long
ago bet.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
While he has a full sea well.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Zeen Beec often wears oversize yards and baggy jackets, compressions,
support spandex bras to help keep his thirty eight sea breasts.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Hold on, bro, you can't hide those. Those are just him.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Now, those are just for him. That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Those are just for him.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
He was like, all right, yeah, one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
One year, I can blame with my titty can and
then and then after a year they're.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Like, all right, you kind of don't blame him. Tits
are great.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
There was a picture in there of him, like the
and his wife like straddling him, and she's like and
he's just like, oh.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I love that she loves him. That's love. She's like,
I love that she loves that or accepts him for
who he is tits and all.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I mean after one year, you, I mean, he's just like, oh,
these are mine. They're a part of me. Now they're
might like a stress ball.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, good for you, man. You know the whole country
fights about about this. But good for you.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
In nineteen ninety six, in nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh wow, oh yeah, yeah, good for you.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Good for you. Brian love your Body. We should get
him on our podcast. I loved I talked to him.
He would have one. Those are the kind of people
that I want.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah, we don't want the shitty, manipulating, scamming liars.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Now an Adelbe H. I'd take a scammando over an
adelbe No, you wouldn't. Yeah, I would, really, yeah, because
I'd be like what, I'd probably just be mean to
her the whole time, which that's not cool.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
But no, I would take Delie. Oh yeah yeah, what
about Gypsy Rose? Oh get her on here. Yeah. I
would have shot my mom too, like Menanda's brothers. M yeah,
mm hmm yeah our mother.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
We didn't shoot her mom. She got She manipulated a
boy into doing it and then broke up with him.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Her boyfriend nice. Remember, yep, I do remember. I do remember,
Thanks for the fave.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
That was her whole time. I don't think it's working out.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
That wants her whole entire life, her mom, just her
whole child.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I mean she has faked teeth like she has all
kinds of weird shit wrong with her too.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Now of course she does. Yeah, yeah, but she really
pulled it together. Bravo. Is there anything you want to
talk as far as beauty or anything or beauty that
I want to talk about, I don't know. I mean
we're kind of like a beauty podcast too.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Oh yeah, I forgot. Here's one thing I'm gonna tell
you that I love. Okay, the air Borian tinted moisturizer
and the color correction creams are just out of this.
It's a fucking Korean brand.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I love these Korean brands. Why are they so good?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Their skincare is better than us.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
They're better. The Koreans are better than us.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, I said, I stand by it, and I'm gonna
keep like. Air Borian's amazing.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, I've never heard of this line before. Okay, it's
really one.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
I wonder how you say in Korean? Try air Borian
a little bit more Korean air Borian.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
That's it, I got it. Yep, Okay, awesome. Do they
have a skincare line too, or it's just.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I think it is a skincare line that just has
a couple like make up things.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Okay, yeah, I got sent. I forgot.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
The name of the lines is terrible. This is terrible
because we shouldn't be talking about this.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Maybe I shouldn't even talk about it because I don't
know yet your mouth.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Wait, maybe you say it, I'll tell you. Maybe I
know it is.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
It was a little It was an I cream, which
is beautiful. But the only I cream that I've been
using is.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Is it Kally?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yes? Okay, Yeah. And they sent me a moisturizer too, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah. They're very clean. Almost everything on their line is
is clean.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Great.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
A couple of things aren't, but most things are okay. Yeah, yeah,
I still use them. Used to the people survey, like
certain things that are just like super super clean. Yeah,
Native natives, very.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Clean Natives all deodorant and all. Yeah, body washers and yeah,
I use their deodorant.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, it's beautiful clean.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Because we're so many years, I was just slapping that
secret all over me, and then one day my body went.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
I'm so itchy and red and I would wake up
in the middle of the night like scratching my armpits,
and I'm like, your armpits might as well be sphincters
because they're open pores just to portals that go right
to your lymphatic system.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I once gotten a hot tub. Did it real with you?
It goes with Sandra.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Oh it's not Riena Belle.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
We partied in a hot tub for hours.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
One night, many years ago in East Nashville, and the
next morning the both of us had like welts, like
cysts kind of in our armpits from from the chlorine,
from the nasty bacteria from the hot tub.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That got oh god, wow wow. But I mean secret,
those were That's what we grew up on. We didn't know.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
We didn't know that that talc was bad. Jesus, how
are we supposed to know? But our children will. Yeah,
I don't know. I'm already collecting clean little baby things.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Yeah baby, yeah, yeah, nice, Yeah, awesome sauce, cool beans.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
A little treat we have for you guys is old
lingo that should have never been resurfaced. We're bringing it back.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I was having dinner with a girlfriend and the waiter
came over and took our order and he was like,
all right, I'll be right back with that, and I said,
awesome sauce. I was like, awesome sauce, and it just
came out yeah, so effortlessly, effortlessly, and he looked at
me and I was like and we laughed because I
went I've never I haven't said that maybe once when
(24:53):
I was in seventh grade, and I can't stop saying it.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Awesome sauce, cool beans.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Beans, are you gonna yeah, no, I'm gonna have tofu
with mine. Cool beans. Yeah, we're bringing it back.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, we'll bring it back. Tubula, No, that's not no.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Tubular is a little bit more like radical.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah, like radical. But rat's great. Dynamite, Yeah, Dynamite's pretty seck.
What a dynamite movie? That wicked dynamite.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Dynamite's pretty sick.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You know what Dynamite. That's like a sixty four.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Year old guy who drives a Jaguar. Dynamite.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, dynamite.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
He's all right, Oh god, I love guys like that.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's got short, little cut off shorts.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
When he kind of puts his leg up, his ball
hangs out, just one little ball, but he doesn't know no,
because he's not trying to be creepy.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I had a grand but do that on an accident, Yeah,
did his little golf shorts. And we were like mm hmm, shorties.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Balls right, Well, the first time I ever saw a
set of balls, I was in probably.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Third grade, probably my first balls. Your Grandpa's awesome thoughts.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It was probably my first balls. I was very I
was like ten eleven, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I was just younger.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I think I was eight, and it was one of
my dad's friends or some guy who just came over
hanging out by the pool.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
And I looked over and I remember looking at it
and being like, looking at it, it is one well,
it was like the sack.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Now that I know what the whole area looks like,
But for years I was like, Oh, boys have turkey.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Goblets, right, correct, That's what that looks like.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
That's all underneath their clothes is just one big giant
turkey goblet.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Uh huh, gizzard, gizzard, giblet, gabble gabble.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, I don't know the correct terminology to the turkey body,
but sure, you know, yeah, of course I know. I
just don't know what this is. I'm starting to have it,
but I'm not sure what it's called on the turkey.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Can someone let us know?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
So I got it.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I don't think it's a gizzard, gizzards the insides. Yeah, the.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Oh, you really do know a lot about the turkey body.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I've been trying to escape. She really.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's the belly button I think, is he Yeah, because
my grandmother would put purpose.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
In the gravy? Did she do it on purpose? It's
the funniest.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
The the gimblet at the visit of the God Jews.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Man man, man, oh my god, that's so funny.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, but I don't know other than that, I don't
know that.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah. That's enough.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
That's enough.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
All you have to do is throw down purpose.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
And people are like, holy shit, Dary knows so much
about the Turkey body.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
She knows what she knows.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I know what I know, I know what I know.
I don't know less, no more, no less.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
All right, So we've covered, uh, we've covered.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Should people, uh, guys who have gotten their tits done
for a thousand dollars to decide to keep them.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
For the rest of his life?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Scamanda, Scamanda skincare some products good?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
That should take us to the part of the episode
where we do another dramatic reading.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I found a pretty good one.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, okay, So to preface this, a woman finds a
cat and this is a Facebook matic Green Sorry to
be the bearer of bad news, but I have just
found a cat in the road that has been hit
by a car and has died and I'm looking for
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the owner. So if anyone up high Hilled Well Lane
or near is missing a black and white cat, I
think it's a male. Please could you contact me? Or
if anybody knows how to dispose of a dead cat
not belonging to myself, that will also be helpful information.
(29:30):
Thanks in advance.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
So Philip comes in.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
So Philip.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Does he answer to the name Tomo mine missing two
days now?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Usually indoor cat innocent bystanderd won't answer to anything as
it's dead.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Philip, Oh, sorry, I see you've got picture of when
he alive? I see if my cat?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Why would you take a picure? Sure of a dead cat?
Surely you would put a picture of your cat, then
ask the question is this the one? This would be
so much quicker and cause no distress to anybody on
Facebook having to look at a poor, defenseless dead pet.
Another innocent bystander, how would she have a photo of
when it was alive? She found the poor cat dead?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Philip?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah, sorry, I realized, Philip. Also, my cat's not here,
so can't take picture. We'll take one if he come home.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Another innocent bystanderd to Philip, when your cat went missing?
Two days ago, did you do a Facebook post including
a photo, asking if anybody has seen your cat?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Philip?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Still, no cats, so I can't take picture. I google
similar one and post and then he posts.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
First of all, Philip, get it together, dude, Oh my god,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Seriously?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Also, you don't have any photos of your cat.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Also, you don't eat if your cat comes back. We
know that that's not your cat. You don't have to
take a picture of your cat to let it know.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
That's well, when the cat comes home, I'll let you
know if it's my cat, it's obviously not your cat,
you dummy.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
But also this might be his cat like that is
like that? But cat? You post a photo of a dog,
of a dog, like a big dog, like a big
dog like that butt cat?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, show the people.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Oh my god, god, fill up, pill up.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Like first of all, I did the mistake of reading
this to you before, and then I shouldn't. You were
had tears and you knew that. Like before I showed
you the picture, you.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Went, it's a dog. It's a dog. I know it's dog.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
It looks like this. But but cat, Oh my god,
where is he at?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Where are all these?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Also you guys think we're stupid. Yeah, not to be
an asshole, but Phillips dog, Philip, Philip is pretty well.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
It might be does he answer to.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
It?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
May be mine.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
I'll take a picture. I'll take a picture. Hey, my
cat's been missing for two days.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, so hold on to sum it up, Hey, I
found a dead cat. Does anybody is anybody missing a
black and white cat? I don't know. Does he answer
to the name Tomo? He's dead? Okay, Well have you
seen my cat? I haven't seen him in two days.
Have you seen him? Wait? No, no, no, no, what are
(32:56):
you talking about? It's it's a dead cat. Also, you
haven't posted about it, or you don't have photos.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Of your Also if he comes home, but if.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Well, okay, hold on, I will take a photo when
he comes back, but for now. Actually, this actually he
looks just like this dog, but a cat. Oh my god,
(33:30):
why wouldn't he.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Like a cat? Are these people real? Are they fucking
with other humans?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
No? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
That's that very Actually have you seen the.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Maybe have you seen the fight between the husband and
wife where the wife brings home a wolf and says
I found this stray dog and the husband's out of town.
And the husband's like, that's a fucking wolf, and she's like,
oh my god, he loves he loves the baby. He's like,
that's a wolf. Gets a wolf out of.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
The buck if she's fucking with him, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, And she like superimposed a wolf next to the
baby and was like, Oh, I think we should keep him.
He's starting to like make these weird noises like the
husband was losing his mind. It's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
We need to get back on me next week.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yeah, oh my god, that's so funny.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
There's a lot of really good ones out there. That
one had me rolling though because it's so ridiculous. But
I don't think he's fucking with us.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I think no. I think he was like my cat.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Do you think that's my cat? Yeah? It's like, how
would any of us know if it's your cat?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
What do you mean? It looks like this?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
He probably also you know these are from like lost
and founds in your community. He's probably on there every day.
It doesn't matter what it is. He's like, could be mine.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Like someone's like.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I don't know what does he look like?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
What does it look like? Yeah? Let me let me,
I'll take a picture of mine.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I know what she said, black and white cat in
the beginning. Oh god, that's so funny. What if he,
I don't know, actually had a dog the whole time?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
What he actually had a dog the whole time?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I love human beings.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Oh my god, there's well, yeah, I get a real
kick out of people like people are very funny.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Because that's like the genuine shit.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
That's that's he just really is trying to find Toby.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Buy go buy, He's trying to find the cat. Oh
my god, that's so funny. Wow, what a wild adventure?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Whatn't What a wild, wild, wild adventure?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
We should have filmed it first, because I know, cry.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I know, but then you would have had Miss Carrol
all down your face. Damn it. I really fucked up
going forward when I find.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
They have to they have to be fresh, they have
to be fresh. I'm sorry about that. Yeah, damn it.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I suck at my job. I don't again, we.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Don't know we're doing.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Why am I here?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
You know, you ask that every now and then. I
know why I am here? Now I know I've found
myself five big time.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Also found me as well. I've also found me as well.
Remember when I was telling you guys about the really fun,
exciting news. Soon we'll be able to talk about it. Yeah,
still not yet, but soon we'll be able to. I
think we.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Did on one episode we did.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
I just listened to it this morning. We totally talked about.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
We talked about it.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Oh whatever, Okay, we'll just talk about it.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Maybe maybe we don't put that one out yet, maybe
we wait. I think it's okay, mm hmm, does anything
really matter?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
No, dude, people think their dogs are cats and cats
are dogs whatever Rocky Cat recipes.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, we're buying disney World.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, we're buying disney World.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
There we are the new CEOs.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
We bought a zoo.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Zoo.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
We bought a zoo.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
We bought a zoo the size of disney World, and
we're opening it here. We're going to open it in Clarksville.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Which is uh west of.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Due West by forty.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
It's adjacent from the Costco off of Hillard Hillard Pike,
southeast of ben Vura, So we're really excited about it.
We're gonna have great roller coasters, a lot of lamas alpacas,
more like those kind of a yeah, yeah, well it's Disney.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Well the coast, the Lamas like the coasters, so yeah,
we could not have them.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, I exaggerated when I said disney World a take
on Disney World, take on Disney World, because we don't.
I don't have that kind of time.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
No, it's yeah, very maintainable.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I don't know how I squeeze my nap, my daily
nap in there while I'm busy owning Disney World.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
So I feel like a.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Feeding farm with maybe a Maybe we're going too big,
like a carousel.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Just one yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Maybe we'll just do like goat yoga instead.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
You know what, I don't.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Want to.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I'm already over I'm already over it, over it.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I don't want it.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I don't want anything.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
We should. We're gonna put it on Facebook market, selling a.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Zoo, selling a zoo, selling a zoo world. Oh, zoo world,
but but it's not.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
And then we took a picture of just like a
miniature set zoo, just like a tiny.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Seventeen point five mil Someone will take it. Somebody will
fucking buy it, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Easy fucking easy, easy, breezy, I mean, squeezy.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
And that'll be great because it doesn't matter how much
money we make off the podcast. Well, we have the
money from the sale of the zoo.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, we're not doing this for money anyway. It was
this is literally just for you and me.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
And this and Deborah Fontana Nebraska catam Rans are so happy.
I just out of her name.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
It's different every time, like Ricozoni the night it's counting. Yeah,
I've been whipping up some good Italians like a caprice.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
You know what. Tomatoes have really been giving me the addoc.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah, they have been for quite some time, from the
very beginning.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
I remember we talked about how tomatoes we're a little
too cidic for you and you're not dealing with them
very well.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah, let's checks out. They have it.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
They have it.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Maybe you should start eating more. Uh no, no, what's
the tricky part again? What's the turkey belly button? Less puppicks?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yeah, maybe you should go more more puppicks, less tomato.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Oh yeah, okay done. What have you been making pasta?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
A lot of like I did some like meatballs, my
mom's meatballs.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I need a meat I probably did.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Well.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
You started eating meat again, I know, I know that's
that's let's talk about that.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
My god. You know what I did the other day,
I drove through Burger King what because I wanted a water.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I was going to say, did you got a fucking burg.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I got a fucking my first full burger. I ate
the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Dude, when's the last time you ate a burger from
Burger King?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Fifteen year, twelve years? Yeah, I had indigestion for like
three days.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
If you're going to eat a burger, it's going to
be a five guys or it's going to be a
Burger King.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
I mean it was divine.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
And they're French fries.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Oh I had French fries with honey mustard.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah you did.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
I had a cheese no. So she's like, do you
want a soda? I was like no, yes, Oh. I
was like that's too far, it's too far. Just a
whopper with cheese, sit toochloric, yeah, and a small ry.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Small Where did you eat it?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
In the car?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
To take it?
Speaker 3 (41:17):
I was like this, Yeah, I like to when I
have food like that, I like to make sure I'm
cozy it up and like have a good show on
so I can savor every little fight with the whole listen.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
I love to watch show.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
And eat watch show. There's nothing better than watch show.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Well eat, There's nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing in the whole
entire world, no, one hundred percent. However, I didn't eat anything,
and I u in the morning and I worked too
long without eating and made a huge mistake. And or
(41:57):
I think I had like a couple of berries, like
a handful of berries or something.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
It's not enough.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
O sure isn't pregnant, especially into another brain. You have
to make sure that you know top of your food intake.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, ma'am. I woke up, I like down water, I
had some berries. I had my prenatle ship and uh,
I was like, surely there'll be food. Surely this won't
go over and all the things happened, and I was like,
oh my god. So I was like I was I
wanted to come home and because I've been making all
my meals and I was on the phone with Agam like, oh,
(42:32):
I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna like bake some broccoli
and like saute some.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Potatoes, bake some broccoli.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Huh yeah, like bake just bake it with like.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Just don't do that yum. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Just so yummy.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I always boil it.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Good too nice, And then I said, if I'm going
to get a cheeseburger, where should I get it from?
Like almost in the same sentence, I was like, I'm
going to go home and make this. And then I
was like, that's going to take so long. Should I
do a what a burger? Which I'm not a fan.
I'm an in and out girl, So I was like,
I think I've never even I don't think I have either.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
I don't hear the best things about it from burger people,
like the fast food burgers or what yeah yeah, or
I guess maybe a five guys person.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
I'm a five yeah guys. Sloppy.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Oh my god, sloppy burger. I think I need a
five guys burger.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Dude, I need a five guys burger. Should we take
a pause and get a five bucks eat it?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Should How about on our next pod we do that?
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Okay, you know what, No, we can't do that.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
We gotta go watch show eat food, Watch show eat food.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Sorry, I can't come. I have to watch show eat food.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Well, if you if you're going like five guys, is
the burger to really eat in.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Front of the show? And yeah, the couch.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
You can't, Yeah, severance, watch show, eat food. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I wonder if there's people out there.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
I mean yes, obviously, but you know or like single
people that just make food and sit by themselves at
the table.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
I think it depends on their level of depression, to
be honest. Yeah, I've stood in a kitchen and just
eaten my meal and complete it silence because I was
just hungry or different.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Though, that's different because I'll stand and eat. I actually
do that quite often.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yeah, I feel like I do that all the time.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
We do that.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
We go in there and we just stand.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
And eat, stand and eat. That's kind of how I
have my meals.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yeah. Yeah, I kind of do that a lot too.
But I don't think i'd night. What do you do
because I don't. I don't I get I sit, watch
watch shot food, get cozy CODs. I don't watch show
eat food during the day. No, sometimes in the morning,
like I'll have cereal and like the dogs will be
(44:53):
having their bones and we're all eating and I have
Like I say, I never have the news on, but
I do put the TV for like noise, and it's
always like the news. I'm not watching it though.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah, you're just absorbing it.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Yeah, so the information and you're like this just happened
in Russia and you're.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Like, what the where did that come from?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
You know, like, what's Russia?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah, it just goes there subconsciously, subconsciously.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
No, I'm big. I'm a big standard eater.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
And I think about it now, like as soon as
I get home from the gym, all my eggs are
just thrown in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Just doing other things too, I should start sitting more.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Okay, well, well what a time.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Well, what a time to be alive.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
The moral of the story is, don't lie about having
a disease.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Don't disease. Did your mom used to do this too?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Oh yeah, that's when I knew.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Oh, Ship, get over your I don't do that to Charlie.
I don't giddle girl.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
I mean that when you knew, or like when your
middle name kind of Tara nowell.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
Yeah shit, I just give her like she knows my look.
But it's such a mom thing, like you.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Stop doing that right now.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
No. I'm also trying different parenting too, so oh maybe
that's why I don't.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Really do it, Ship, But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
I'm dude, I'm so much more calm with her now.
It is wild.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Well, she's like a chiller kid.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Also, I've also changed a lot, so like my level
of patience is you can't, you can't fuck with me
these days.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
I love that for you.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
You can't, you will, No one's dealing my piece, bro.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
I love that truly. Yeah, I love that for you.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
So like even practicing that, it's really awesome.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
So like when I wake up every morning and I'm like,
I choose happiness and peace, it's very real.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
It was kind of like this right now.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
Like brushing her hair is the worst thing I've ever
experienced in my life for eight years.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Yeah, eight years.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
I'm like, it's not going to get better, it's not
gonna get wor you just kind of got you got it.
You gotta be a little bit brave. Yeah, okay, you
got to be able to deal with this.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Yeah it hurts, but unless you want no hair or
a tiny, little, tiny.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Little you want a little baby bobby, little baby Bobby boo, yeah,
which she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
So the other day I'm brushing it.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Normally, when she gets like that, she'll run away from
me and do this like like I'm cutting off a
limb that's my trigger. Yeah, and I've always been like
so all right, like and I would explode.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
And now I looked at her and I was brushing it.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
I was like, I'm starting to get a little frustrated
and I'm not liking it, like that's how I said it.
And she was like it changed the trajectory of everything, oh,
because I was like, I'm starting to get frustrated, and
I don't like to get frustrated anymore.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah, I'm starting to get that feeling in here and
I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Charlie, Yeah, we're really going to fight about your hair hair.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
And then it changed in like thirty seconds, saying I'm like,
oh sorry, yeah I know. She was like I'm sorry,
I just really hurt someone.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Like I get I get it hurts.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
I know, I understand, but we have to bull and
it just it was just so different and you just
have all the control of that.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Crazy.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
I like I get to be in control of because
at the end of the day, you get more pissed
at yourself when you lose your ship.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, it yourself.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
You wind up being like I hate you, Marie, and
I don't want to eat.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Mary, I want to love to love. I just want
to love myself and watch show eat food.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Forever.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
I want to watch show eat food with you forever.
Here I come.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
We actually haven't done that in a long time.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
What touchdownds. We just did in the beginning of this
watch show Eat Food. We're going to do that really soon.
On that note, see you.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi am Karen.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I'm Marie, and you're listening to.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We hope you're picking up what we're putting down.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
We're here, we're queer, we are not queer, could be queer. Surprised,
I'm not sometimes super shot straight as an arrow.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Straighty tighty straighty tighty straighty tighty. Yeah, I don't know
what that was that which is hosting.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I know, well, you felt you were feeling it tight
titan to the left, so you went with it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I did.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You struggled for about seven minutes there and then over here. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I kind of watched it all and you were like
just a lot of lefty, lefty tidy, And I'm like,
what world is it lefty tidy? But I accepted that
there's a possibility it may be lefty tidy.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Lo, and behold, it's not. It was.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It wasn't it was. It was the standard that was
righty tidy.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I wonder how I got it off then it was
probably going there to the right. It was going to
the right, to the rights, off going to the left.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Interesting. Is this part of pregnancy brain or is this
just I think it's like dyslexic mixed with pregnancy brain
come an issue on it. But you know what I just, uh,
somebody just told me that when you're towards the end,
like the last month or something of your pregnancy, your
brain shrinks down to give them your brains well, like
(01:37):
your brain gets smaller so that their their brain can
really developed, can really develop. Yeah, and I was like,
I fucked is that I'm not gonna be able to
do anything?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I mean, I feel like it kind of makes sense though,
because you get really.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Like brain remember that last month, Mary, dude, I don't
remember it of yours, but do you remember like just
being a.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
No I remember walking into a room and just going
It's that feeling of probably dementia, all right, you walk
into a room and you're just like, what am I
doing here?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I do that?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Well, it's gonna get worse, bro, especially if your baby's
sucking your brain juice.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Your brain gets smaller, It just shrinks for a little bit.
Who said this my nail girl, a really accredited nail
deck who's had two kids.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
All right, maybe that's just what it feels like. Did
you google it?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Hey, Siri, computer phone, does your brain shrink to give
more brain to your baby.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
How else are they gonna get brain?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
They have their they grow their own.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
The brain does not shrinky, but certain parts of it
decreases in mass. This is due to the changes in
brains gray matter. Oh, I can't even go down that road.
Whoa is that a show? Gray matter?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
No grace anatomy? Oh jesus, it's getting so good, Ladies
and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Am I that different?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Just dumber, same dumb.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
We didn't think it was possible for me to get dumber,
not you, both of us. Okay, yeah, I'm right here
with you, sister.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I clocked Mari the other day because I was like,
you're always reaching out for my Why are you always
reaching out to me?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And I didn't realize until you said it.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I was like, do you I You're like yeah, every episode,
every episode, my little hand, touch it, touch it, love me,
love me there.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That should be our new logo.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm just as dumb as you are.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I know, I know, I know you are.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You said it, Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
You like like, yeah, no, I know, I know. It's
kind of like I just apologize to you or something.
You were like, all right, I forgive you.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I forgive you.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, just as dumb as me. We I don't see
the problem at all.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh god, we have so much fun though, I know
we do, but also we have a lot of time
we do.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay, here we go the last time.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Our last episode is Commanda. Did you watch all of it?
Did you listen all of it?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I didn't listen to the podcast. I watched the they
put out. I think it was on Hulu, and it
was like a prime time special they put out, so
they split it up into different episodes. So I've only
gotten to the second one because they come out it's
like every two weeks or something.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I don't think the last time out yet, but I'm
pretty caught up on the whole story. Okay, which is wild.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Who does that? I think a lot of people are.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
A great person, what a great human being?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I know what This is why I want you to
listen to the podcast, because there's actual recordings of her
bullshit testimony in court and her bullshit sermons at the
fucking church.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Oh the sermon when she's sitting in that chair, just
like this.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Just all you know, and you just you just give
it to the Lord, all the darkness and the heart
and the pain, and Bubba and just with thousands of
people in the crowd listening.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
To her and supporting her. And the amount of money.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I thought it was just one hundred thousand dollars throughout
the eight years, which I'm like, that's not a lot
of money.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I mean in the grand scheme of eight years.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
There's no way, because I feel like people paid for
her plane tickets to go to places.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Well, the amount of money that she accumulated that wasn't
like it was so much cash donations too, and so
money that they couldn't show for it, like it wasn't
in her bank account or whatever. And the amount of
money she got from charities and everything was free. It
was like hundreds of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, Like one of her friends actually had cancer. She
met a girl who had cancer, and I think this
is like originally what happened was like her friend was like, yeah,
I had it or I have it or something, and
I wouldn't I don't know what I would do if
I didn't have all these people helping me. And then
the next day she was like, I didn't want to
(06:20):
say anything to you, but I've been struggling with cancer too.
And then that's like what spiraled the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh, I thought it was actually Taran. I thought it
was her soon to be stepdaughter. Her stepdaughter had leukemia
as a child, remember that, Yeah, but that was before
she knew her.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
That's what pissed everybody off so bad, was because her
stepdaughter actually had cancer. So the mom and the dad
actually went through that shit. And I mean people just
are like, really living with cancer and you are not.
You are fine and healthy and you are.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Just crazy crazy. That is an evil.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's evil, but it's like this weird attention seeking martyr
ship that is No.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I just don't understand how.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's finest.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Well, it's beyond narcissism. It's like it's a sickness. It's
an illness. It's munch munch houses biproxy or no, not
biproxy because by proxy is when you make your child
or a loved one think that they're sick, like Gypsy Rose.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
She did it to herself. So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
If they actually believe that she was sick or I like,
I can't understand. I would never even be a psychology
behind that is holy shit. I mean, I can't lie
about anything, so I'd be the fucking worst. I'd be like,
I have a cold.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I don't know. That wasn't real.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I don't know if you can tell, but it was
a vacsan I.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Know for eight years.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
What I know, she got meals, she got a meat
like a meal train for a year. She had to
pay for groceries for a whole.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Year's way over one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Well, yeah, that's what I mean. I think it was
like hundreds of hundreds of thousands of five years.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
She only got sixty five months or yeah, sixty five
months or something.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
But you know what, her life is going to really
suck when she gets out.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I don't think of Casey Anthony's fucking life sucks. She's
a wedding photographer Liviy in Florida.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
How great is it really like going around as Casey
Anthony with the world and everybody knowing what the actual
fuck you did? So you're going through like people like
that in jails get beat the fuck up for that shit,
like if you did something to your child, they treat
you very poorly in prison, but outside in the world,
(09:00):
think about all the ridicule and the and the way
that you know, like you're trying.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You're out there. You're like, I'm going to be a
funny photographer. I was like, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh, yeah, I know the gut. Like the guy that
had his knee on George Floyd's neck. People were brutal
at him. But then he had to go to jail.
Obviously he fucking killed somebody.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is he in jail? Yeah, he's still in jail.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
All four of those officers are in jail. Yeah, rightfully.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
So yeah, rightfully. So that was not This is much
more au color. I love that color. Ooh can I see?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, you should like keep I brought these little touch
up because we always are like doing our makeup in
the studio.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So I was like, oh, let me, Oh that's a
very pretty color.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah see this is Oh I love that.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I can't wear nudes. I look very ghostly, sick, sickly.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
If I were too, you look like you have cancer.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I do.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Maybe I should Scamanda.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Can I have twenty dollars?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Sure, I'll give you anything you need. Yep.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, So this is a little more into Oh I
like it. I like rosies.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, you like a mov a mov. This is probably
a little.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh, this is a perfect mind color.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, I think you might be a little too light
for you know what, Sarah Sarah Cereal also really love
the packaging on this now, Sarah Creole, that's not correct,
Sarah Cero, dumbass. Anyway, it's such a it's such a
crazy story. I'm glad she's in jail. I'm glad the
(10:25):
people that were like, something's not adding up, because there
was two or three people that were like, what.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Well, it was her best one, not her best friend,
but it was that older couple that she met early
on that went, there's a lot of red flags going
on here, so they distanced themselves from her because she
was just suspect.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, sussy, Sussy, saussy sussy. Oh yeah, big news.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Deborah Fontana uh Batta Perano Bonsignori is coming into town.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
It's only the third is coming in next week. Oh,
she's coming in next week. Yeah. Cute.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
She's so cute.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Have I met her?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Oh, I would love to love her.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
She's so New York. Yeah, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
She texted me. She was like, I wear white to Nashville.
I was like, you can wear whatever you want, but
you're talking about Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I was like, we love white. And Nashville, who you
love white?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Like white? Like, what do you mean white?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Well, she showed me a little set she's got.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
It's a great set.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
She can wear whatever she wants.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
She's got a little boutique in Warwick, New York.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
She's Deborah Fontana Barraska the Third. She can wear whatever
the fuck she wants.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
And she listens every week. So give her a little
shout out. Hi, Deborah, that's so cute. It's so cute.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
She lives in Jersey.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So she lives in Warwick and upstate New York out
fish like Hudson Valley, Oh, right outside city.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah you know, yeah, you know, sure do.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Get like this little set? I said, Nashville loves this.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So she's going to get it for her boutique, and
she's going to bring it. She doesn't like it on her,
I'll just take it from her, of course, buy it.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I'll pay her. I think I still over twenty five
dollars or something. Oh daring, I know, and I.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Pay people back like very maybe maybe listen people like
Anna Delviy.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm not saying.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Annadelvy, can you get away with everything? Anna Deelbi? If
I was going to trick people. I would go that route.
You don't fake sickness, you don't fake the big cea. No,
but you can easily be like my father's.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Gonna wire you the money. Don't worry about it. Relax,
I won't calm down.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Wait, can you it's a I feel like it's a
morally fucked up but better imagine. I just this wasn't
my house, and I was just always like, I didn't
bring my card. Can you guys pay for it?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Did she make people pay for her? Is that? Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
She had her friends. That's how she did everything. She'd
go on trips and be like, oh my god, my
card isn't going through, and like.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Her, my dad will wire the money. Yeah, because she
faked being like a socialite. Yes, that was it. Yeah,
better I had.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
If I had to choose, if you had to choose
how you're going to deceive people, would you pick A?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Would you pick B?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I would.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I mean, yeah, I'd rather be Anna Deelvi. But like
just both pieces of ship.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, they're both pieces of shit.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
And then one was on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Who was on Dancing with the Stars. No, she wasn't.
She sure was fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
She went to jail, and then why do we do
that with like criminals, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Glorify them afterwards? Yeah, no, you're let's get around dancing
with the stars.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You know what. She let's get her on.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Can you do the sasa? Can you do the merengue?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
She was like so rude to her partner too. People
were like, what have you learned from this experience? And
she was like nothing? On TV thick yeah, she was
like nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I hate every moment.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
What have you gained?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Well, money, bitch, money got paid more money. Probably she's
Probably she's a millionaire. Hondo pasndo. Now she's a real millionaire.
Why because she wasn't an actual millionaire before?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Wait? Why do you think she hasn't?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Because people are paying her to First of all, the
Netflix probably paid her.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
No you think no, there's there's people can Oh, let's
check it out.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Bro Anna Delvy's net worth? How is Anna Delby worth
sixty million dollars?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
No, that's not I don't think that's real. I just
don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
That's way too much money. There's no way. Oh.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Sorkin, who falsely claimed to be a German heiress, worth
sixty million dollars. So that's what she fakes. She faked
being worth that. I don't know what her doesn't say,
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
She faked being worth that. Oh my god. But what
is she actually?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Oh, here we go networth? What's left on an Anna
Delby's fortune? While some source of speculate that delv is
worth her und fifty dollars?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Shut your face, hoole, that's probably.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I'm richure with that, Nana delbe.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
And and you're a better person, so you're double the richer.
Well that's the most me and you're Karma. Oh, you're
like triple richer.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I'm a very good person.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Girl, if you're watching this, you're a fucking asshole.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
But come on our podcast, because.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
No, I don't like her, No, absolutely not. Listen. You
fuck rich people out of money, that's one thing. You
fuck your friends out of money.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I don't want her.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I know.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
They weren't her friends, though she took advantage to her.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
To them, they were probably like and then like.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, but to be fair, and I don't mean to
speak poorly of anybody, they're all you know, it's like
a certain type of socialite person because they so they
wanted to be around her because she was this like
certain status.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
So she, you know, knew all.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
The best artwork and knew all the best restaurants, and
knew all these people and blah blah blah. So they
wanted to climb with her. They were, and I think
in the series two they said, like we at the
end of the day, we used her just as much
as she used us, right, yeah, not saying that it's
not right at all, but I mean yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
And other news, another news.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Do you remember in the early nineties, remember maxim magazine? Yes,
I just got this news last, this information yesterday. There
was a guy, a straight man married I think he
was married at the time, that took a bet from
his friends and I I think I don't know if
it was on the cover of Maximum, but it was.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The article was in it.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
And he got breast and plants, do you remember, for fun,
just for a bet, and lived with them for a year.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
This is what he looked like.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
What a great set of tits.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
It's a great set of tits. Well, Taren, let me
tell you who Brian Zenbeck is.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Brian zenbec is a magician and a high stakes gambler,
specializing in blackjack and backgammon. In the late nineteen nineties,
he became famed as a man who would do anything
to win a bet. His most famous wager was in
nineteen ninety six, when he agreed to receive breast implants
and keep them for one year in return for one
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hundred thousand dollars. The year passed and he won the bet,
but he became accustomed to the breasts.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
And did not have them removed.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Still, yeah, where is he now?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Where is Brian Zenbeck?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Lan?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Let's check it out. He works at a metal workers
and look you for twelve what. I don't think that's him.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
That's a different that's a different guy.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I don't think that's him.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
We're trying to find Brian with the boobs.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yeah, Brian with boobs. Where is Brian zeenback now? The
one who got breast in plants?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Also, whose idea was that? One of his friends?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
It was a yeah, it was it's not coming up.
Nobody cares, we care, Yeah we care. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Some of Brian Zembeck's recent gambling associates have been clueless
that he still sports the surgical enhancements from a long
ago bet.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
While he has a full sea well.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Zeen Beec often wears oversize yards and baggy jackets, compressions,
support spandex bras to help keep his thirty eight sea breasts.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Hold on, bro, you can't hide those. Those are just him.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Now, those are just for him. That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Those are just for him.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
He was like, all right, yeah, one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
One year, I can blame with my titty can and
then and then after a year they're.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Like, all right, you kind of don't blame him. Tits
are great.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
There was a picture in there of him, like the
and his wife like straddling him, and she's like and
he's just like, oh.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I love that she loves him. That's love. She's like,
I love that she loves that or accepts him for
who he is tits and all.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I mean after one year, you, I mean, he's just like, oh,
these are mine. They're a part of me. Now they're
might like a stress ball.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, good for you, man. You know the whole country
fights about about this. But good for you.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
In nineteen ninety six, in nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh wow, oh yeah, yeah, good for you.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Good for you. Brian love your Body. We should get
him on our podcast. I loved I talked to him.
He would have one. Those are the kind of people
that I want.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah, we don't want the shitty, manipulating, scamming liars.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Now an Adelbe H. I'd take a scammando over an
adelbe No, you wouldn't. Yeah, I would, really, yeah, because
I'd be like what, I'd probably just be mean to
her the whole time, which that's not cool.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
But no, I would take Delie. Oh yeah yeah, what
about Gypsy Rose? Oh get her on here. Yeah. I
would have shot my mom too, like Menanda's brothers. M yeah,
mm hmm yeah our mother.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
We didn't shoot her mom. She got She manipulated a
boy into doing it and then broke up with him.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Her boyfriend nice. Remember, yep, I do remember. I do remember,
Thanks for the fave.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
That was her whole time. I don't think it's working out.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
That wants her whole entire life, her mom, just her
whole child.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I mean she has faked teeth like she has all
kinds of weird shit wrong with her too.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Now of course she does. Yeah, yeah, but she really
pulled it together. Bravo. Is there anything you want to
talk as far as beauty or anything or beauty that
I want to talk about, I don't know. I mean
we're kind of like a beauty podcast too.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Oh yeah, I forgot. Here's one thing I'm gonna tell
you that I love. Okay, the air Borian tinted moisturizer
and the color correction creams are just out of this.
It's a fucking Korean brand.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I love these Korean brands. Why are they so good?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Their skincare is better than us.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
They're better. The Koreans are better than us.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, I said, I stand by it, and I'm gonna
keep like. Air Borian's amazing.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, I've never heard of this line before. Okay, it's
really one.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
I wonder how you say in Korean? Try air Borian
a little bit more Korean air Borian.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
That's it, I got it. Yep, Okay, awesome. Do they
have a skincare line too, or it's just.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I think it is a skincare line that just has
a couple like make up things.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Okay, yeah, I got sent. I forgot.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
The name of the lines is terrible. This is terrible
because we shouldn't be talking about this.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Maybe I shouldn't even talk about it because I don't
know yet your mouth.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Wait, maybe you say it, I'll tell you. Maybe I
know it is.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
It was a little It was an I cream, which
is beautiful. But the only I cream that I've been
using is.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Is it Kally?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yes? Okay, Yeah. And they sent me a moisturizer too, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah. They're very clean. Almost everything on their line is
is clean.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Great.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
A couple of things aren't, but most things are okay. Yeah, yeah,
I still use them. Used to the people survey, like
certain things that are just like super super clean. Yeah,
Native natives, very.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Clean Natives all deodorant and all. Yeah, body washers and yeah,
I use their deodorant.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, it's beautiful clean.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Because we're so many years, I was just slapping that
secret all over me, and then one day my body went.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
I'm so itchy and red and I would wake up
in the middle of the night like scratching my armpits,
and I'm like, your armpits might as well be sphincters
because they're open pores just to portals that go right
to your lymphatic system.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I once gotten a hot tub. Did it real with you?
It goes with Sandra.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Oh it's not Riena Belle.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
We partied in a hot tub for hours.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
One night, many years ago in East Nashville, and the
next morning the both of us had like welts, like
cysts kind of in our armpits from from the chlorine,
from the nasty bacteria from the hot tub.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That got oh god, wow wow. But I mean secret,
those were That's what we grew up on. We didn't know.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
We didn't know that that talc was bad. Jesus, how
are we supposed to know? But our children will. Yeah,
I don't know. I'm already collecting clean little baby things.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Yeah baby, yeah, yeah, nice, Yeah, awesome sauce, cool beans.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
A little treat we have for you guys is old
lingo that should have never been resurfaced. We're bringing it back.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I was having dinner with a girlfriend and the waiter
came over and took our order and he was like,
all right, I'll be right back with that, and I said,
awesome sauce. I was like, awesome sauce, and it just
came out yeah, so effortlessly, effortlessly, and he looked at
me and I was like and we laughed because I
went I've never I haven't said that maybe once when
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I was in seventh grade, and I can't stop saying it.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Awesome sauce, cool beans.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Beans, are you gonna yeah, no, I'm gonna have tofu
with mine. Cool beans. Yeah, we're bringing it back.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, we'll bring it back. Tubula, No, that's not no.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Tubular is a little bit more like radical.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah, like radical. But rat's great. Dynamite, Yeah, Dynamite's pretty seck.
What a dynamite movie? That wicked dynamite.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Dynamite's pretty sick.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You know what Dynamite. That's like a sixty four.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Year old guy who drives a Jaguar. Dynamite.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, dynamite.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
He's all right, Oh god, I love guys like that.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's got short, little cut off shorts.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
When he kind of puts his leg up, his ball
hangs out, just one little ball, but he doesn't know no,
because he's not trying to be creepy.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I had a grand but do that on an accident, Yeah,
did his little golf shorts. And we were like mm hmm, shorties.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Balls right, Well, the first time I ever saw a
set of balls, I was in probably.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Third grade, probably my first balls. Your Grandpa's awesome thoughts.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It was probably my first balls. I was very I
was like ten eleven, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I was just younger.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I think I was eight, and it was one of
my dad's friends or some guy who just came over
hanging out by the pool.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
And I looked over and I remember looking at it
and being like, looking at it, it is one well,
it was like the sack.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Now that I know what the whole area looks like,
But for years I was like, Oh, boys have turkey.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Goblets, right, correct, That's what that looks like.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
That's all underneath their clothes is just one big giant
turkey goblet.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Uh huh, gizzard, gizzard, giblet, gabble gabble.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, I don't know the correct terminology to the turkey body,
but sure, you know, yeah, of course I know. I
just don't know what this is. I'm starting to have it,
but I'm not sure what it's called on the turkey.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Can someone let us know?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
So I got it.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I don't think it's a gizzard, gizzards the insides. Yeah, the.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Oh, you really do know a lot about the turkey body.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I've been trying to escape. She really.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's the belly button I think, is he Yeah, because
my grandmother would put purpose.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
In the gravy? Did she do it on purpose? It's
the funniest.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
The the gimblet at the visit of the God Jews.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Man man, man, oh my god, that's so funny.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, but I don't know other than that, I don't
know that.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah. That's enough.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
That's enough.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
All you have to do is throw down purpose.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
And people are like, holy shit, Dary knows so much
about the Turkey body.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
She knows what she knows.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I know what I know, I know what I know.
I don't know less, no more, no less.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
All right, So we've covered, uh, we've covered.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Should people, uh, guys who have gotten their tits done
for a thousand dollars to decide to keep them.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
For the rest of his life?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Scamanda, Scamanda skincare some products good?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
That should take us to the part of the episode
where we do another dramatic reading.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I found a pretty good one.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, okay, So to preface this, a woman finds a
cat and this is a Facebook matic Green Sorry to
be the bearer of bad news, but I have just
found a cat in the road that has been hit
by a car and has died and I'm looking for
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the owner. So if anyone up high Hilled Well Lane
or near is missing a black and white cat, I
think it's a male. Please could you contact me? Or
if anybody knows how to dispose of a dead cat
not belonging to myself, that will also be helpful information.
(29:30):
Thanks in advance.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
So Philip comes in.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
So Philip.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Does he answer to the name Tomo mine missing two
days now?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Usually indoor cat innocent bystanderd won't answer to anything as
it's dead.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Philip, Oh, sorry, I see you've got picture of when
he alive? I see if my cat?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Why would you take a picure? Sure of a dead cat?
Surely you would put a picture of your cat, then
ask the question is this the one? This would be
so much quicker and cause no distress to anybody on
Facebook having to look at a poor, defenseless dead pet.
Another innocent bystander, how would she have a photo of
when it was alive? She found the poor cat dead?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Philip?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah, sorry, I realized, Philip. Also, my cat's not here,
so can't take picture. We'll take one if he come home.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Another innocent bystanderd to Philip, when your cat went missing?
Two days ago, did you do a Facebook post including
a photo, asking if anybody has seen your cat?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Philip?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Still, no cats, so I can't take picture. I google
similar one and post and then he posts.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
First of all, Philip, get it together, dude, Oh my god,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Seriously?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Also, you don't have any photos of your cat.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Also, you don't eat if your cat comes back. We
know that that's not your cat. You don't have to
take a picture of your cat to let it know.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
That's well, when the cat comes home, I'll let you
know if it's my cat, it's obviously not your cat,
you dummy.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
But also this might be his cat like that is
like that? But cat? You post a photo of a dog,
of a dog, like a big dog, like a big
dog like that butt cat?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, show the people.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Oh my god, god, fill up, pill up.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Like first of all, I did the mistake of reading
this to you before, and then I shouldn't. You were
had tears and you knew that. Like before I showed
you the picture, you.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Went, it's a dog. It's a dog. I know it's dog.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
It looks like this. But but cat, Oh my god,
where is he at?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Where are all these?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Also you guys think we're stupid. Yeah, not to be
an asshole, but Phillips dog, Philip, Philip is pretty well.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
It might be does he answer to.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
It?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
May be mine.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
I'll take a picture. I'll take a picture. Hey, my
cat's been missing for two days.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, so hold on to sum it up, Hey, I
found a dead cat. Does anybody is anybody missing a
black and white cat? I don't know. Does he answer
to the name Tomo? He's dead? Okay, Well have you
seen my cat? I haven't seen him in two days.
Have you seen him? Wait? No, no, no, no, what are
(32:56):
you talking about? It's it's a dead cat. Also, you
haven't posted about it, or you don't have photos.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Of your Also if he comes home, but if.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Well, okay, hold on, I will take a photo when
he comes back, but for now. Actually, this actually he
looks just like this dog, but a cat. Oh my god,
(33:30):
why wouldn't he.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Like a cat? Are these people real? Are they fucking
with other humans?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
No? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
That's that very Actually have you seen the.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Maybe have you seen the fight between the husband and
wife where the wife brings home a wolf and says
I found this stray dog and the husband's out of town.
And the husband's like, that's a fucking wolf, and she's like,
oh my god, he loves he loves the baby. He's like,
that's a wolf. Gets a wolf out of.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
The buck if she's fucking with him, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, And she like superimposed a wolf next to the
baby and was like, Oh, I think we should keep him.
He's starting to like make these weird noises like the
husband was losing his mind. It's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
We need to get back on me next week.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yeah, oh my god, that's so funny.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
There's a lot of really good ones out there. That
one had me rolling though because it's so ridiculous. But
I don't think he's fucking with us.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I think no. I think he was like my cat.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Do you think that's my cat? Yeah? It's like, how
would any of us know if it's your cat?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
What do you mean? It looks like this?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
He probably also you know these are from like lost
and founds in your community. He's probably on there every day.
It doesn't matter what it is. He's like, could be mine.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Like someone's like.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I don't know what does he look like?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
What does it look like? Yeah? Let me let me,
I'll take a picture of mine.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I know what she said, black and white cat in
the beginning. Oh god, that's so funny. What if he,
I don't know, actually had a dog the whole time?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
What he actually had a dog the whole time?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I love human beings.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Oh my god, there's well, yeah, I get a real
kick out of people like people are very funny.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Because that's like the genuine shit.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
That's that's he just really is trying to find Toby.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Buy go buy, He's trying to find the cat. Oh
my god, that's so funny. Wow, what a wild adventure?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Whatn't What a wild, wild, wild adventure?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
We should have filmed it first, because I know, cry.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I know, but then you would have had Miss Carrol
all down your face. Damn it. I really fucked up
going forward when I find.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
They have to they have to be fresh, they have
to be fresh. I'm sorry about that. Yeah, damn it.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I suck at my job. I don't again, we.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Don't know we're doing.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Why am I here?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
You know, you ask that every now and then. I
know why I am here? Now I know I've found
myself five big time.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Also found me as well. I've also found me as well.
Remember when I was telling you guys about the really fun,
exciting news. Soon we'll be able to talk about it. Yeah,
still not yet, but soon we'll be able to. I
think we.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Did on one episode we did.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
I just listened to it this morning. We totally talked about.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
We talked about it.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Oh whatever, Okay, we'll just talk about it.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Maybe maybe we don't put that one out yet, maybe
we wait. I think it's okay, mm hmm, does anything
really matter?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
No, dude, people think their dogs are cats and cats
are dogs whatever Rocky Cat recipes.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, we're buying disney World.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, we're buying disney World.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
There we are the new CEOs.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
We bought a zoo.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Zoo.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
We bought a zoo.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
We bought a zoo the size of disney World, and
we're opening it here. We're going to open it in Clarksville.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Which is uh west of.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Due West by forty.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
It's adjacent from the Costco off of Hillard Hillard Pike,
southeast of ben Vura, So we're really excited about it.
We're gonna have great roller coasters, a lot of lamas alpacas,
more like those kind of a yeah, yeah, well it's Disney.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Well the coast, the Lamas like the coasters, so yeah,
we could not have them.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, I exaggerated when I said disney World a take
on Disney World, take on Disney World, because we don't.
I don't have that kind of time.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
No, it's yeah, very maintainable.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I don't know how I squeeze my nap, my daily
nap in there while I'm busy owning Disney World.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
So I feel like a.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Feeding farm with maybe a Maybe we're going too big,
like a carousel.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Just one yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Maybe we'll just do like goat yoga instead.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
You know what, I don't.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Want to.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I'm already over I'm already over it, over it.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I don't want it.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I don't want anything.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
We should. We're gonna put it on Facebook market, selling a.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Zoo, selling a zoo, selling a zoo world. Oh, zoo world,
but but it's not.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
And then we took a picture of just like a
miniature set zoo, just like a tiny.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Seventeen point five mil Someone will take it. Somebody will
fucking buy it, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Easy fucking easy, easy, breezy, I mean, squeezy.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
And that'll be great because it doesn't matter how much
money we make off the podcast. Well, we have the
money from the sale of the zoo.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, we're not doing this for money anyway. It was
this is literally just for you and me.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
And this and Deborah Fontana Nebraska catam Rans are so happy.
I just out of her name.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
It's different every time, like Ricozoni the night it's counting. Yeah,
I've been whipping up some good Italians like a caprice.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
You know what. Tomatoes have really been giving me the addoc.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah, they have been for quite some time, from the
very beginning.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
I remember we talked about how tomatoes we're a little
too cidic for you and you're not dealing with them
very well.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah, let's checks out. They have it.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
They have it.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Maybe you should start eating more. Uh no, no, what's
the tricky part again? What's the turkey belly button? Less puppicks?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yeah, maybe you should go more more puppicks, less tomato.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Oh yeah, okay done. What have you been making pasta?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
A lot of like I did some like meatballs, my
mom's meatballs.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I need a meat I probably did.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Well.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
You started eating meat again, I know, I know that's
that's let's talk about that.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
My god. You know what I did the other day,
I drove through Burger King what because I wanted a water.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I was going to say, did you got a fucking burg.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I got a fucking my first full burger. I ate
the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Dude, when's the last time you ate a burger from
Burger King?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Fifteen year, twelve years? Yeah, I had indigestion for like
three days.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
If you're going to eat a burger, it's going to
be a five guys or it's going to be a
Burger King.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
I mean it was divine.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
And they're French fries.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Oh I had French fries with honey mustard.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah you did.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
I had a cheese no. So she's like, do you
want a soda? I was like no, yes, Oh. I
was like that's too far, it's too far. Just a
whopper with cheese, sit toochloric, yeah, and a small ry.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Small Where did you eat it?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
In the car?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
To take it?
Speaker 3 (41:17):
I was like this, Yeah, I like to when I
have food like that, I like to make sure I'm
cozy it up and like have a good show on
so I can savor every little fight with the whole listen.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
I love to watch show.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
And eat watch show. There's nothing better than watch show.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Well eat, There's nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing in the whole
entire world, no, one hundred percent. However, I didn't eat anything,
and I u in the morning and I worked too
long without eating and made a huge mistake. And or
(41:57):
I think I had like a couple of berries, like
a handful of berries or something.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
It's not enough.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
O sure isn't pregnant, especially into another brain. You have
to make sure that you know top of your food intake.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, ma'am. I woke up, I like down water, I
had some berries. I had my prenatle ship and uh,
I was like, surely there'll be food. Surely this won't
go over and all the things happened, and I was like,
oh my god. So I was like I was I
wanted to come home and because I've been making all
my meals and I was on the phone with Agam like, oh,
(42:32):
I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna like bake some broccoli
and like saute some.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Potatoes, bake some broccoli.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Huh yeah, like bake just bake it with like.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Just don't do that yum. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Just so yummy.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I always boil it.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Good too nice, And then I said, if I'm going
to get a cheeseburger, where should I get it from?
Like almost in the same sentence, I was like, I'm
going to go home and make this. And then I
was like, that's going to take so long. Should I
do a what a burger? Which I'm not a fan.
I'm an in and out girl, So I was like,
I think I've never even I don't think I have either.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
I don't hear the best things about it from burger people,
like the fast food burgers or what yeah yeah, or
I guess maybe a five guys person.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
I'm a five yeah guys. Sloppy.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Oh my god, sloppy burger. I think I need a
five guys burger.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Dude, I need a five guys burger. Should we take
a pause and get a five bucks eat it?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Should How about on our next pod we do that?
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Okay, you know what, No, we can't do that.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
We gotta go watch show eat food, Watch show eat food.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Sorry, I can't come. I have to watch show eat food.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Well, if you if you're going like five guys, is
the burger to really eat in.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Front of the show? And yeah, the couch.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
You can't, Yeah, severance, watch show, eat food. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I wonder if there's people out there.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
I mean yes, obviously, but you know or like single
people that just make food and sit by themselves at
the table.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
I think it depends on their level of depression, to
be honest. Yeah, I've stood in a kitchen and just
eaten my meal and complete it silence because I was
just hungry or different.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Though, that's different because I'll stand and eat. I actually
do that quite often.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yeah, I feel like I do that all the time.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
We do that.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
We go in there and we just stand.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
And eat, stand and eat. That's kind of how I
have my meals.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yeah. Yeah, I kind of do that a lot too.
But I don't think i'd night. What do you do
because I don't. I don't I get I sit, watch
watch shot food, get cozy CODs. I don't watch show
eat food during the day. No, sometimes in the morning,
like I'll have cereal and like the dogs will be
(44:53):
having their bones and we're all eating and I have
Like I say, I never have the news on, but
I do put the TV for like noise, and it's
always like the news. I'm not watching it though.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah, you're just absorbing it.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Yeah, so the information and you're like this just happened
in Russia and you're.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Like, what the where did that come from?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
You know, like, what's Russia?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah, it just goes there subconsciously, subconsciously.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
No, I'm big. I'm a big standard eater.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
And I think about it now, like as soon as
I get home from the gym, all my eggs are
just thrown in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Just doing other things too, I should start sitting more.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Okay, well, well what a time.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Well, what a time to be alive.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
The moral of the story is, don't lie about having
a disease.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Don't disease. Did your mom used to do this too?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Oh yeah, that's when I knew.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Oh, Ship, get over your I don't do that to Charlie.
I don't giddle girl.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
I mean that when you knew, or like when your
middle name kind of Tara nowell.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
Yeah shit, I just give her like she knows my look.
But it's such a mom thing, like you.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Stop doing that right now.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
No. I'm also trying different parenting too, so oh maybe
that's why I don't.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Really do it, Ship, But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
I'm dude, I'm so much more calm with her now.
It is wild.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Well, she's like a chiller kid.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Also, I've also changed a lot, so like my level
of patience is you can't, you can't fuck with me
these days.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
I love that for you.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
You can't, you will, No one's dealing my piece, bro.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
I love that truly. Yeah, I love that for you.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
So like even practicing that, it's really awesome.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
So like when I wake up every morning and I'm like,
I choose happiness and peace, it's very real.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
It was kind of like this right now.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
Like brushing her hair is the worst thing I've ever
experienced in my life for eight years.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Yeah, eight years.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
I'm like, it's not going to get better, it's not
gonna get wor you just kind of got you got it.
You gotta be a little bit brave. Yeah, okay, you
got to be able to deal with this.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Yeah it hurts, but unless you want no hair or
a tiny, little, tiny.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Little you want a little baby bobby, little baby Bobby boo, yeah,
which she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
So the other day I'm brushing it.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Normally, when she gets like that, she'll run away from
me and do this like like I'm cutting off a
limb that's my trigger. Yeah, and I've always been like
so all right, like and I would explode.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
And now I looked at her and I was brushing it.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
I was like, I'm starting to get a little frustrated
and I'm not liking it, like that's how I said it.
And she was like it changed the trajectory of everything, oh,
because I was like, I'm starting to get frustrated, and
I don't like to get frustrated anymore.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah, I'm starting to get that feeling in here and
I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Charlie, Yeah, we're really going to fight about your hair hair.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
And then it changed in like thirty seconds, saying I'm like,
oh sorry, yeah I know. She was like I'm sorry,
I just really hurt someone.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Like I get I get it hurts.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
I know, I understand, but we have to bull and
it just it was just so different and you just
have all the control of that.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Crazy.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
I like I get to be in control of because
at the end of the day, you get more pissed
at yourself when you lose your ship.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, it yourself.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
You wind up being like I hate you, Marie, and
I don't want to eat.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Mary, I want to love to love. I just want
to love myself and watch show eat food.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Forever.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
I want to watch show eat food with you forever.
Here I come.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
We actually haven't done that in a long time.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
What touchdownds. We just did in the beginning of this
watch show Eat Food. We're going to do that really soon.
On that note, see you.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Thank you guys so much for tuning in to The
touch Up Podcast. Please follow us on Instagram at the
touch Up Podcast. Follow us on TikTok at the touch Up.
If you have any beauty questions, give us a ring
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