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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's new with Menace?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What's up everybody?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
And welcome to another edition of What's TuPOD? I'm medus.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I'm joined by bort Ak Brett.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Winni
Show More show. They can hear across the United States
and around the world on the Woody Show podcast. We
are joined by our friends like Tyler who's coming to
us live from what Do You Here to? California. Also
very rare appearance by our friend Randy who's coming to
us live from Downy, California. Our friend Eric can't join
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us today because he is busy. Then we have our
lovely friend Julianne who is joining us from Covina, California.
Very exciting to have everybody on the pod today. Just
a quick shout out because I didn't have the times
last time, but I do have him now. Join me Saturday,
July twelfth at Citadel Outlets from two to four pm.
I'll have a bunch of giveaways. As usual, Citada Outlets
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usually hooks me up with a bunch of gift cards
to giveaway. I'm gonna on getting some theme part tickets
for that so again July twelve. Set it out outlets.
It's a Saturday, Come hang out with me from two
to four pm. Farmer Boys, Huntington Beach, Myself and Bord.
We're gonna be there Friday, July eighteenth, from five to
eight pm, three hours. Come hang out with us. I
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know for sure I'll have theme part tickets that day.
So July eighteenth, Friday, Farmer Boys, Huntington Beach, and just
put this on your calendar. It's still pending, but I
might be at Tilly's in Las Vegas on Saturday August sixteenth, Yes,
that is pending, but put it down anyways. And then
August nineteenth raising Caines Long Beach. So more details on
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that stuff as it comes closer. But very excited to
have Julianne on the pod, have Randy on the pod
and Tyler on the pod with us today. And let's
just talk about Randy real quick, because we talked about
Randy a lot the last podcast. Tu Yeah, you know,
we already decided his wedding venue. And Randy, do you
(02:01):
listen to every single episode because you do get mentioned
probably every episode, even if you're on it or not.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I do. I do listen to every episode. I'm glad
you brought this up because I make it a point
to see what kind of nonsense Tyler spews about me. Okay,
you talking about an open field wedding? Are you out
of your mind?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Okay, why would I ever have an open field wedding?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Okay, so yeah, we picked wedding venues and Tyler said, oh,
do you want to be really cool an open field?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Did?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay, just real quick, you're not engaged. Engage, We're just hypothetical.
I mean pretty much at this point though. You know,
it's pretty much buried at this point.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I mean we've been together for nearly ten years, dude,
so like this stuff just conversation. Yeah, I mean it's
been it's eight years.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It'll be remember because I was texting the other day
and I was like, hey, Randy, how old are you?
And he said, I'm about to be twenty nine. I'm like,
what I remember when this guy turned twenty one?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
My birthday is the end of the week if you
can believe nights, right, yeah, twenty ninth. It's it's not
so weird looking staring down the barrel of thirty being like, damn, dude,
how did I get here? This is kind of crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
At least I brought it back to your high school.
Maybe having it on the field of where you played football.
Maybe that made sense. But just a random open field
that was kind of.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Weird now, But I listened just to see what you
guys are up to. I did find it interesting that
you guys were sort of speculating on what my wedding
venue would be. I think I've only mentioned to Tyler
maybe of all people, that I don't think that we're
going to do a wedding. I think we're just gonna
do something like, I don't know, like fun, and just
invite friends and stuff. Because weddings are expensive. Man. They're
even yeah, dude, even like low low cost weddings, they're
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still ranging in like the tens of thousands, fifteen thousand,
sixteen thousand. It's like it might just be easier to.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Like I told him to go on a cruise. It'll
be way cheaper.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
The cruise does sound pretty sick, I was. Tyler kind
of won me over with the cruise stuff when he
was posting from Alaska. I was thinking of Alaska cruz
would be kind of sick.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, But like, if you do one of those cruises
to Mexico from Los Angeles. You can get it on
the boat for like three hundred and I.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Think a cruise might might be actually fun because at
least there's something for everyone, you know, like we felt
about Vegas. And the whole thing about Vegas is if
you come to Vegas, you don't have to stay with us,
You come go do whatever you want after. Yeah, you
know what I mean, because that is fun.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
But the money racks up quick.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Okay, they're told on. I have an add on for Randy.
So Randy obviously is from a Salvadorian descent, right see,
But Geo is of Mexican descent, right see. Okay, so
let's think of this a cruise to Mexico. Not only
can you tour and stop in these places where family
will be and check in, think of the amount of
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wedding presents you can get from all those distant relatives
are in Mexican.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Point.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, and then Tyler, I guess he's all but her
not chiming in.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'm just listening, just gathering my thoughts.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Are you waiting for him to say you're his best man?
Or what?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah? I thought, it's exactly what I'm waiting for I
have not heard it yet, and I'm gonna be honest,
the longer I wait for this, still more of my
feelings are hurt.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You know what's funny, I haven't even thought about that.
And I don't know if I I'm too much of
a people pleaser that I don't know if i'd introduce
that dynamic because I think that someone might get their
feelings hurt. Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
It's a little bit harder because you don't have a brother,
because when you have a brother, that's easy. You're like, oh,
the brother is the best man.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Honestly, not necessarily. I have five brothers. I am considering
none of them to be my best man.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
One favorite brother.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It doesn't mean he's gonna be my best man, Like, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, but Tyler, Tyler being pretty much has like all
of his groom has been lined up. It's just literally
all most of his brothers or all of his brothers.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
That's yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
But that's my point though, right Like, I just I
have a lot of friends. I'm a very I'm a
friendly person, and I just, you know, I feel like,
what if somebody gets their feelings hurt because they're not
my best man?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Or sometimes dude, I just don't really care. Yeah, but
it's more of a chick thing.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I do not care. This is fine. This is less
stress for me, number one and number two. When you're
the best man or when you're the maid of honor,
you have responsibility. Yeah, you got to plan like the
bachelorette bachelor party. You gotta hold the rings and stuff like,
I don't want none of that, dude, Like, I'm here
to have fun and get drunk.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Although, man, the last couple of weddings I've been not
involved in are been privy to. Like there's been a
couple of times where they the grooms men are the
best men. They're just like not aware of the responsibilities.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Right has to.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Step in and yeah, I don't know if Menace remembers this,
but for my wedding, I switched best man, like before
the wedding happened because the guy was doing such a
bad job. I just flipped and I'm like, all right,
you're out. You're doing it now, Like you still hang here,
but you ain't doing this. Yeah, you're just as much
as part of the wedding as the groom. You are
a coordinator you're a helper of the wedding, so.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Make sure to step up and if you you don't
want those responsibilities, just let the groom know.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
So we get an answer on that though, Was Tyler
the best man or no?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I mean that's a lot of pressure, though, man Like
it's it's a good amount of pressure. And I feel like,
for at least in my age group, like a lot
of a lot of the guys that I know, they
haven't been best men, let alone grooms men. And so
you kind of have to consider, like, is that do
you want He's gonna sound so stupid? Do you want
to be someone's first? Like do you want them to
be the one that they get all the experience of
you know where it's like you choose someone as your
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best man and then they get nominates the best man
for a different wedding and it's like, oh, man, I
can't do the same mistakes Randy's wedding.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Tyler has helped plan bachelor parties from what I'm I remember,
and also Tyler is notorious for keeping Randy on time
when you know he travels.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I'll admit Tyler Tyler is. I think Tyler could be
a really good best man fun activities. I under look.
I get that. Eric and I always roll our eyes
with Tyler. I'm mean, give him a lot of grief
for everything. But Tyler does seem to have like that
at least in terms of planning and like fun ideas.
He's got that, so I think he'd probably be I
think he'd do a good job. Dude.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I am trying not to toot my own horn here, but
he's gonna fail. No, no, But but I will just
agree with you, he says. I will just agree with
Randy and say that when it comes to planning stuff,
I am on it. And that's you know, you learn
that responsibility when you have a big family, dude, because
you have to learn how to corral people and get
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him in line.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Good point, good point. All right, Well, if you do
a cruise wedding, I think that would be super fun.
But again, it's your wedding. You do whatever you want.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
If you do a cruise, you're gonna have to warn
the captain about Julianne.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh yeah, that's true. Before you commit to a cruise line,
you might want to check in with Juliane to make
sure which one she's banned from. So she can actually
go the wedding photo the security heyah, no, not this one.
But Juliane, what's the latest with you? Any new stories,
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what's going on? Any drama you want to share with you?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You know what? No drama free?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah, I know nothing. Nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Sounds like somebody has been drinking.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
No, I had wine. So we celebrated my daughter's first
birthday on side day. So we had some wine and
uh and so I got a little tipsy that day.
And then last night, my best friend came in from Arizona.
She spent the night at my house and we had
some bruskis and we shared a bed. I mean, I
don't get them tell but we did sleep in the
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same bed.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
What are you guys wearing?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Bed?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Just cute little pajamas? Oh, you know, sweatpants and bagging shirts.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh yeah nice.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
No, I haven't. I haven't. I haven't done it any
I haven't really gone anywhere. I've been kind of boring lately,
just you know, being a mom.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Boring at least.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
There's nothing that happened to an animal, a neighbor, anything.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
But did I tell you guys that that neighbor left?
She's not there anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Your dog ate cat, and she bound, yes.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yes, yes, my my dog murdered her cat. And so
I went over there to go enter produced myself to
our new neighbor, and I said, oh, hi, and then
we started talking about the person who had owned the
house prior. And she goes, oh my god, you're the
dog girl. Oh my god, you're the one whose dog
killed her cat. I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
You know.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
She goes, oh, well, the neighbors were coming over and
telling me, like all these horror stories about how evil
this lady was, and then they told me this story
about what happened to you. And so come to find out,
this lady's such a bitch. She's suing her son because
she thinks that she deserves some of the money to
that house because she lived in it. No no, no, no.
She has another son who bought the house and she
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lived in it, and because she lived in it for
so long, when he sold it, she felt that like
she should have got some of that money. And since
he's like, uh, yeah, no, you're crazy, she's trying to
sue him, her own son.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
So this old bitch is trying to claim like some
weird squatters, right.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah. And then I heard she moved like four miles away,
so who knows. She's probably creeping on the lady who
lives there now and her family. Yeah, well now I
want to go hang out though. I told Felicity, hey,
go back there and go ask if you can play. No,
that's weird. That's what you guys, you and your friends
would do when you're little. We don't do that. It's like,
just go over there, knock on the door and ask
if you could play. Felicity went over there, knocked on
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the door, asked her play, and she goes, oh, the
we're swimming right now. So Felicity comes back and tells
me and I said, she didn't ask you if you
wanted to go swimming too. She's like, no, that would
be weird. Why why would she ask me if I
wanted to go swimming? I'm like, why would that be weird?
She has a kid your age, they're swimming. That's weird
that she didn't ask you to go over there and
go swimming, right Nah.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I think like no, no, like our generation be like, yeah,
come on through and swim, let's do this. But I
think everybody is so paranoid these days. And you drive
down the Highway, and you see every single billboard is
somebody sewing somebody.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Like I know, I did think that. I was like, well,
maybe she if something happened to Felicity, maybe she didn't
want to be responsible. Possible, But then I would have
went over there too. It means it always sounds like
she's having a.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Good time.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
With the person that murdered the cat. She's not going
to welcome you window our home.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
There was no person murdering Sorry my baby does suoka,
but there is no person murdering a cat.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
It was.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
It could also be he could also be like a
mom thing because my mom was always petrified about me
going to sleep over people's houses, and she growing up,
she never let people sleep over because she was like,
if something happens to them, I'm gonna get sued. So
maybe that's just like, that's just like a cultural thing
because my mom was the exact same way. She always
brought up lawsuits. I'm like, no one's gonna sue you.
How is anyone gonna get hurt? And she's like, what
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if someone falls off a step and they sue us?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And yeah, I have a white mom, same way everybody
my whole life. You're getting kidnapped and we're getting sued.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
The Randy's mom was always worried about the suing the kidnapped.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Once he's at my door, he's not my problems.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, out of here?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
What a brain? Out of here?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Uh? Tyler? Are you excited for our brewery meetup that
we rescheduled thanks to your schedule?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Are you seven year time?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
That that is? That was a screw up on my part.
That was unfortunate, But I am happy to announce we
have acquired the two Fast Too Furious suki Honda that
will be built at Villains.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
The Villains knows we're coming, so they're very excited for
us there. Yeah, and do you want to reveal that
on top of that, tomorrow you, I and Board are
going to see that car, the actual car from Fast
and Furious, in person. We have a West New pod
listener who has access to this vehicle and we're gonna
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go see it in person in multiple vehicles. It's gonna
be awesome.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Shout out to John. Shout out to John Long, very
supportive listener.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
It never sees amazed me how many people listen to
the stuff that you guys are on And just like
the wide array of like jobs and experiences they have
access to, Like, what are the odds that this guy's
a listener and he has access to those cars.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
It's so he literally hit me up. John did and
he's like, and this guy's awesome, Like he's hooked me
up with so many like Star Wars figures that he
found out in the wild and stuff from like Star
Wars Oversus Japan. But he was like, Hey, I know
Tyler is having trouble find that lego, but I think
it's at my job right now at the museum that
I work at this car company. I was like what,
He's like, I'll see if it's still there, and he's like,
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it's still there and tell mens we have some F
one cars.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh well, yes, let me go.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Someone has got a boner.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
So yeah, we're gonna go check out some cars tomorrow,
which is awesome. I'm so excited for that. Yeah, and
F One the movie comes out this weekend, so very
excited for that. I will be on my way to
Britain though. Well I'm gonna go to London and then
I'm gonna go to Milan, then I'm gonna go to Nice,
then I'm gonna go to Monaco. Then, Uh, I think
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I'm going one other place. But I noticed lately all
the big movie premieres like f One the Movie are
happening in New York for some reason, and they just
did the new Jurassic World Rebirth red carpet, Tyler? Are
you ripping out for?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
This?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Movie? Comes out July second. We talked about a little
bit before on the pod, and I'll say this, the
plot seems a little suss on the on the trailer
with the whole like, oh, we have to get DNA
from dinosaurs, but they have to be awake and alive.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
It was a little alien like.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah, But I'm always excited for these movies and I
can't wait to see this one as well. Have you
got your tickets yet, Tyler?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I have not gotten my tickets. But look, I'm gonna
be honest about one thing I have not I have
not gotten the next Jurassic Park lego set. We're gonna
build the Fast and Furious ones and then we're gonna
go after more Jurassic Park. But I've seen some early
reviews from people on Twitter and they're not the best.
But this is my thing, Jurassic Park. This is one
of those movies where you go in just turn your
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brain off for two hours, and you know what this
movie has that other movies don't. Dinosaurs and people dying
because of dinosaurs. Okay, it's great, dude, it's all I need.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I mean, like, what is at this point, what do
you expect when you walk into a Jurassic World movie?
Like that's like, that's my thing. I understand people want
a better product, but it's like, are you expecting to
be blown away? It's people and dinosaurs?
Speaker 5 (16:30):
So yeah, I mean, people really have to start looking
at these franchises like Jurassic Park and Fast and Furious.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Don't take it so seriously.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
No, you have to look at it like James Bond
Mission Impossible and hell, we'll go back and forth. This
is God's Zilla. You know what you're getting people in
giant monster suits fighting each other. Just go enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
The last Godzilla was a buddy cop movie, so it's like, oh,
it's what it was. Yeah, dude, stop taking everything so seriously.
Enjoy life. Just go to the movies and just be like, wow,
that was cool, and then move on with your life, like, don't.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Too much stuff is happening in the world. That's what
the next thing I wanted to bring up. Thank you
to everybody that came out to the Woody Show prom
at Morogo Casino. It was a lot of fun. Everyone
seemed to really enjoy the prom theme. I would love
to see Tyler and Randy and Julianne dressed up next time.
We plan on doing it again. But as the prom
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was about to happen, there was news coming out that hey,
there's a bombs being dropped overseas, and then world War
three is going to happen. All this stuff's going to happen.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Yeah, thanks Randy for that text up there. Really appreciate right.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
I was worried about my Pokemon card.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
My Pokemon is not going to get delivered because world
War three is happening. But then, I mean, this is
all I want to know. I don't care about, like
you know, all the politics of it. But when you
started reading that, did you guys freak out just a
little bit or did you start planning some logistics in
your mind? Because I did. I go, okay, we're out here,
and coach, I'm always doing gloom on. Go okay, if
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it goes down, probably want Los Angeles. I'm way out
here in the desert. Do I need a stock up
on some food? Like, okay, now this.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Far away from a blast radius.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, and so many people start showing up to the area.
You got to defend the house. Okay, what weapons do
I have? That's what starts going through my brain. I
don't know about you guys, anything going through your brain
or just like, okay, my Pokemon cards just.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Another day man and the Pokemon cards. There's mainly the
Pokemon cards. I mean, I mean, like there's a meme
that that goes around a lot. It says that nothing
ever happens, and it's just like this whole thing number
number one run on the West Coast. So I think
we're in a pretty safe zone as opposed to No,
we're in a major.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
City, dude.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
I mean, I I'd hate to point out that's everybody
because of history, but Pearl Harbor. Yeah, you know why.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That's a good point.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
It was supposed to come further than that.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Okay, if you guys want to be cocky, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yes please, I mean I was just gonna say that,
to be honest, we have no way of controlling anything
in the world or the what we're doing right now.
So as fearful as it could be, all I can
think of is where I'm living is quiet right now.
My guineas and my wife are okay. I'm just gonna
keep doing what I'm doing until I'm told not to
come to work, which only sucks because there's that mean
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that says World War three just happened. Bombs are going off,
I have to go to work.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, like damn it. When nine to eleven happened, I
worked at a pop station, and when I got to
work that day, it was the news being played over
the radio, like, no music, no commercials, nothing. It was insane.
But I think the only person here truly can have
an honest opinion about it and what their thoughts were
is Tyler because he does have family in the military
(19:41):
that are active. So, Tyler, did you have any thoughts
about that kind of stuff or you're just like, hey,
it is what it is.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Suck it up.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
No, it's it's a little bit of both. That's a
little worrisome because you're like, Okay, well, this is like
my brother, you know, someone I've grown up with. For
me personally, though, I'll be honest, if the bombs start
flying and we get a notification like, oh, hey, one's
on its way here to La Bro catch me on
the rooftop. Just gaze at the sun one more time, dude,
Like I do. I'm gonna live in the blast radius,
(20:08):
I work in the blast There's nothing I can People
are gonna be freaking out, and you know, you know
what this is gonna happen. We're all gonna go down
the same way. Might as well just have one nice
final moment called the peeps. Tell them, Hey, you know,
it's cool knowing you love you see on the other side,
Let's go Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I mean, that's that's how it was in Hawaii a
couple of years ago. Right when that they're like ICBMs
on their way and there are people just chimming on
the beach like, well, I mean it, what are you
gonna do? And I think to Brett's point, it's just
kind of one of those things where there's just so
many things out of your control. Who's to say if
they do come down, it hits us. Who's to say,
you know, you don't get hit by a car or something.
(20:44):
You know, So the best way I approach it is
just living your life, keeping a chill, just viewing things
in the in the micro sense versus the macro sense,
where it's like, what's most important to me is how
my family's doing, how they are, and then after that,
if I have time or the energy, I'll worry about
the big picture stuff. Pokemon, Yeah, Pokemon.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Pokemon cars. And you know what food is available at
the OC Fair this year? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Today?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Well?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Nothing, Well, not even at Claudic Colasmic event, which stop
the OC Fair from from dropping the best mother effing food.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Hell no, you know why because OC knows what's important.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, they do the fair, damn it. So yeah, I'm
gonna go to the OC Fair this year. I have
not gone in a couple of years because we used
to do stuff with them, and I don't know why.
I kind of just fell off. They used to come
by the Woody Show and drop off food, but I
guess they don't like us anymore. But uh, I have
done some stuff with the brew Haha events, which do
have events at OC Fair.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
You're kicking it off.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, And I love those guys, so probably hang out
with them. But I will be at OC Fair. I'm
gonna pick a day because I'm gonna do stuff with Toyota. Yes,
I know everybody here loves OC Fairy going this year?
What's the deal?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Maybe I would last year it was a lot of fun.
Getting in was a nightmare. I might have went through
the wrong gate. But other than that, dude, everything was awesome.
The food had a blast, try and get all the
news to all the stuff, playing games like the fair
is the fair. The fair is always consistent and I
always have so much fun just gidding him as a.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Bit of a pickle, I'll be real when it comes
to the OC Fair. I don't think I've been in
more than ten years. It's been a long time. What
one thing I'm always hired to look at, aside from
the food, of course, is the concert schedule. And there
is one name, there is one name circle this year
(22:29):
that I really really want to go. Tell me Ludacris
will be performing at the Open. I said, what, I
love Ludacris. I've been a Ludacris fan since I was
like leaving elementary school.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Ludacris x radio guy turned famous rapper, fast movie star, superstar.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Fun fact for people that may not know, but in
the concert calendar for their little Amphitheater, there if you
buy a ticket for the show, you immediately get access
to the OC Fair all day. Now, I may not
be excited for Ludacris doors that day, but there's also
secondary concert area and the best Ole Boingo cover band
(23:14):
dead Man's Party is performing and I discovered them there.
So I won't be at the OC Fair, oh because
as a OC resident now, yeah, I know, yes, of
course from place.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I have a fun fact about the OC Fair, Like
ten years ago, that's where Kevin fell in love with me.
And I'll tell you why. We went there on a
date and we're both getting boozy and we were walking
to the car. We both had a pee really really bad,
so I squatted and I peed and then he peede
and our pea puddles met, and that was a day
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he knew that he was in love with me. Yeah, well,
you know, Wasn's home for some vacation. Pretty sure she
has heard me tell that.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Sorry, And if anyone wants to know, that is the
first tease at Julian's only fans puddles.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Exactly real quick. I was double checking the concert schedule.
T Pain will be there as well.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
He killed it at Coachella. Was so good. Oh, you
know where I almost became a resident was Las Vegas
a number of years ago. I was looking at buying
a place there. But I need to look back again
because did you see that they broke round for the
A Stadium finally and you see the big ceremony online.
It was awesome. I'm super excited for that. And you'll
be happy to know legit Dodgers fans on this podcast,
(24:41):
like Brandy Tyler apparently, thank you, thank you that I
was calling back home to all my friends and it's
fifty to fifty on And I mentioned this on the
podcast before, that the A's fans are going to stick
with the A's or they're gonna jump to the Dodgers.
So I have a couple of friends that are going
to be Dodgers fans now and a couple people that
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are going to stick with the A's because they want
to go to Vegas like me. But do you know
what upset me, dude? You know how so many Californians
have moved to Las Vegas and Texas and everywhere else. Yeah,
I saw a bunch of Giants fans, and I know
there are Giants fans that are always decked out in
(25:23):
giants gear just so happened to change their hats that
day so they can go to the A ceremony.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Oh no, dude.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I go. Your whole feed has been giants and you're
there just so you can go get some free advertisers.
That remind me a lot of Tyler.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
But I was gonna say, what kind of scummy dirt bag,
fake pompsposer ass would do something like.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That this week.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I don't know who you guys are.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Now Dodgers fans on this podcast. Do you welcome x
A's fans into the Dodgers fold or no?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, I mean I don't think. I mean, unless you
grew up in the eighties. I don't think there's a
reason to dislike the athletics. I think it's just you
feel for them. They've been they've dealt with so much
bad luck in terms of the team, the record, the roster.
I mean everyone already knows. But yeah, I don't see
why not they're not the giants. Come in the water's fine,
enjoy enjoy this rocket ship while you can, so I
walk on them.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, I can't wait for some A's games in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You guys down, Yeah, I'm down. The only thing I noticed,
it's a tiny stadium that's only gonna seat like thirty
three thousand people. Sweet. I saw that, and I was like,
that seems really small, And sure enough I looked it up.
In terms of seating capacity, it will be the smallest
stadium in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I mean, i'd imagine for starters size, right, Like, you
can't really build a massive, ginormous stadium in Vegas because
it's already kind of limited space. And then secondarily, I
think the people in charge of it have looked around
to other stadiums around the country and they've realized that
a lot of these baseball games there's a good portion
in the stadium that's empty on a data day.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And that's what I was about to say, Like, you, dude,
there's hundreds of games, yeah, and show me a stadium
that's sold out.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Ever, Yeah, you got to think about you're gonna have
your hometown fans, right, kind of like the Knights, You're
gonna have your hometown diehards. You're gonna have people that
are traveling in to see the.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Awaiting or the Raiders. The Raiders are always sold out, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
But this way, you always get that intimate, full crowd capacity.
Look at for every single television broadcast. You know what
that works well for sponsors?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Some food news, now, Tyler, you send some food news
into the group chat. What's happening?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah, dude. So I saw this come across my Twitter
feed this morning that bo Jangles has introduced a new
breakfast bo rito and this thing has country style sausage, eggs,
hash browns, Monterey Jack cheese, and sausage gravy wrapped in
a flower tortilla. And it reminded me about something. And
that's something is I was told last year that there
(27:57):
were gonna be thirty locations of Boja in Los Angeles
County by early twenty twenty five. We are in June.
I have heard no news about this. Where's my goddamn
Bojangles crazy?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Now, to pull the current back a little bit, I
think Brett and I both know why there's not thirty
locations everywhere, because it's freaking California and they don't sign
off on permits for anything. Because every time Brett and
I are trying to do an opening for raising canes,
the dates always moved because the state won't sign off.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
That's why we have to record these forty times over
and over again, speaking of which we were supposed to
be doing one right now?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yes, like this literally probably this week.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Yep, what happened?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Push back?
Speaker 5 (28:42):
I've literally driven past it. I'm like it's done.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Why let's go there?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Come on, any wonder why people keep on moving out?
You can't even open up businesses around here?
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Yeah, and you know what we do. That's why we
go to Orange County because Ellie County is even worse
than the scrap.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
The freaking raising canes down the street from our Burbank
studio was completed and was not signed off on for
a year. What business wants to do?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
That's just crap, dude, that's so stupid.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Who wants to lose money like that?
Speaker 5 (29:11):
It's insane.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I can't handle the city of Burbank apparently.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
So it sucks. You know what else sucks is we
whipped on this. Did you see the Caprice Sons the
XXL size?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I did see this. Honestly, opportunity missed. That's on me, guys.
I will do better. You know, we hyped up my
planning skills earlier. I dropped the ball on this one. Yes,
I will do better as a leader next time. That
is my bag.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
So if you don't know, I was gonna say, I'm so,
I'm so confused by what just happened.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, I'm here in fifteenth at Walmart dot com. They
dropped fifteen inch Caprice Son Oh.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
My god, yes, looking it up right now.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yes, but it was limited to supply one time only,
Like dude, just release those people would buy those like crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
Actually I was at eric Son's first birthday. You know
they had a mad amount of Cara Suns.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I know they could have had an extra large one. U.
I had some other fun news, but it's not that great.
But we got to get out here, and I'm sorry
that I didn't have a podcast for you guys last week.
The Juneteenth thing kind of messed me up because I
think we were the only morning show out there that
actually worked the next day. Everybody else took the day off.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
So yeah, and then we had the prom one and
then we have.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
The prom so no pod was out, But thank you everybody.
We get a lot of praise for doing this podcast online,
a lot of great comments about it, so thank you
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(30:46):
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F one toys from Mexico from the Happy Meals, So
if you've gotten any, please hit me up.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Oh speaking, which are you able to get your hands
on an F one popcorn bucket helmet?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah no, not yet.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
No, so to be looking at some free minutes. I'm
already looking at this F one Mexico thing. I don't
mean to go teacher anywhere.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yes, yeah, dude, got a disappointment.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Something can't wait till I drive four hours to Mexico
and they're like and they're like, oh, we don't actually
serve it here. I'm like, oh yeah, I just love.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
This something because immediately it went away from dentists and
I'm like, what kind of pokebont cards do they got
in Mexico right now?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
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Speaker 1 (33:15):
Noise Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
No, it's well, yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I'll say this. You know, we mentioned on the podcast
that you're in the studio every day with us now
doing special projects for the Woody Show, and it sucks
that I don't really get to talk to you because
we're all busy. But I love seeing your beautiful face
every morning.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
I appreciate that, And while it does suck that I
am not able to talk to you as much, I
actually do like the fact that it's been pretty fun
that and the fact that I'm just staying busy means there's.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
A lot of work to do, and there's always a lot.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, and I'm even asking Brett, like, you know, some
side stuff like hey, in case something goes down, how
do I do this? How do I do this? How
do I do this? Which is you know, it's it's
fun to learn all this stuff.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Man.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
I am going to say something very nice and it's
not even condescending.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
It's learning.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
It is very nice to have one of the friends
and fam back in the fold because it's very nice
to have somebody who is actively trying to assist and
actively trying to learn. Because I can't say it enough.
That is something from this crew right here and Eric
(34:25):
that was always there. That is something you can't replicate.
It's just something they're like, how do I learn this?
How do I do this? How can I help in
case this happens?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, We've been talking about this a lot on the
Woody Show. There's either people that are just motivated, and
then there's people are not and the people that are
not motivated and I'm not talking about a smack about
anybody current on the Woody Show at all, but just
like those non motivated people, you just can't beat it
into them. That's just how they are, you know, and
you kind of just have to let it go and
(34:57):
not be frustrated with them because you'll beat head against
the wall.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
And not to say we've never worked with anybody like that,
we have. Yeah, definitely we have. But it is nice
to have Tyler around, and that is even with him
doing his usual Tyler stuff every day. That does get
me snippy, But it's great having Tyler around.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Oh, it's been pretty cool. But I think my thinking
with it too is there's gonna be one day where
just something happens. People are gonna get moved around, and
I'm gonna get thrown into the fire. So that was
what was being ready for one. Yeah, yeah, that was
almost almost went down today. Let's be ready for one
that time. Rears is ugly ahead.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah. I was like, who do we have here? I'm like, uh,
we have Tyler And I pulled him in. I'm like, Tyler,
I don't know if you could do this, but it's
an extra body, let's try it. It was nice, all right, Julian,
And you have anything to say before we leave?
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Um? Yeah, I actually have a question for Tyler. I
text him like a few weeks ago and asked and
told him about this amazing cruise that I heard about
on a country station. And the cruise is called the
Kelly Country Cruise, and it's happening in twenty twenty six.
And I was wondering if you looked into it because it.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Was happening twenty six.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Yeah, yeah, I read that, Baby.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
I thought it was happening this year. I was gonna
be like, Oh, I can't make it. Oh, if it's
happening at twenty six, I'll work around.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We should all go. You
know how fun that would be. Yes, Tyler, come on right.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Off the ship.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Brandy, Brandy, Randy. I'm gonna be real with you. I
know what you're thinking, Like, Dude, this country music, this sucks.
If there is one music crowd that can drink everybody
else under the table, it is a country music crowd.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Those things are rowdy, they are fun. You will have
a blast. Hey, you've always wanted a reason to get
a cowboy hat, Dude, You've always wanted.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
To reason, buddy, don't forget.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah, I'll tell you this. I had a couple of
friends twenty years ago that flipped from pop music to
country music, and everybody made fun of them, and we're like,
what are you thinking? And they go, you don't get it.
They're like, the chicks are way hotter, way cooler. They
have way more fun at every event. The artists are
really cool and easy to work with. They go, it's
(37:08):
just a better vibe all around. And I will say
this as a guy that goes to music festivals all
the time. I have the most fun at stage couch.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yeah, And you know, it's like it's a festival on
a boat pretty much. So that's why it's going to
be more expensive than a normal cruise. But it's literally
because there's three days of concerts going on. It's totally
worth it.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Though, one thing I have noticed to you with a
few radio people, I still keep up with the ones
that have consistently, like moved to different cities and have
had a job, have all been in country. I have
noticed that, like they just bounce around with the pop
ones and all the other ones seem to kind of like,
not we move around, So that country crowd must love
the radio. Listen to lots of radio.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Well you guys remember well obviously you guys, but the listeners.
I mean, like you remember Mike the Showkiller and his
buddy actually works on the country station that I I
heard it on, and so he's gonna be on the
boat as well. And I just hit up Mike Kaplan
and I asked him if he was going to be
on the boat and.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
He said he'll go.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Only if his buddy takes him. So I'm hoping to
get Mike the Show Killer to go as well.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah, because he's a bar's fun. Yeah, he is outside
of whe he gets. Yeah, he's yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
A lot of years.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
He actually came to my wedding on the crew that
I got married on a cruise ships and he came.
He didn't cruise, but he came on the boat and
watched me get married and all that fun stuff. I
wish he would have cruised because yeah, he is an
amazing time to get drunk with. So hell yeah, But
August twenty ninth through September one, twenty twenty six, if
you guys want to go, and if you want the website,
(38:45):
it's Kelly Countrycruise dot com.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah, all right, Randy, do you have anything to say
before we leave?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Twenty nine? Are you gonna do anything We're gonna go
maybe to an LAFC game, doing a Brazilian barbie you
on Friday, uh Saturday, going to uh Downtown. There's like
the Academy Awards Museum has this big ass theater and
they're showing Tombstone. And I've never seen Tombstone, but I've
always wanted to see it because all my friends talk
(39:13):
about Tombstone. He's a country guy you're see on your ways.
I'm gonna walk out and be like, damn, maybe I
should go in that cry and then uh, yeah, Sunday
is still up in the air because I might do
something my mom and my family, or I might do
the game. So we're still figuring it out. It's just
crazy man being twenty nine, Like this's it's kind of nuts.
(39:34):
I I mean, obviously I'm talking to you guys who
have all already passed twenty nine, but you know, it's
just like, oh my god, due thirties right there? What
the hell? I was like eighteen?
Speaker 5 (39:43):
Yeah, don't worry about three year ago, don't worry about thirty.
Worry about thirty five. Why thirty five your body just
starts hurting for no reason? Thirty You're still young. Thirty five,
all of a sudden, your body just hurts, like your
knees hurt, your back hurt. You're like, what happened?
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Yeah. That's the other thing too that I've been like,
all right, I need to I mean, I've been working,
eating less and being healthier, but it's like the gym
component now and now I gotta I gotta sprinkle in
the gym. And luckily, my new office has a built
in gym that's free for all full timers, so I
will be going to the gym before and after work.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Oh yeah, all right, good.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Oh yeah, job Flipper Randy.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
New job.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yeah, I got a new job. This is my one week.
This is crazy. I have a week off before we
start my new job, which is going to be the
beginning of July. And this is the first time I've
ever had time off before a new job. Like when
I after iHeart, I started last day I Heart was
a Friday. First day at the NFL was a Sunday.
Last day at the NFL was a Sunday. First day
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at the new job was a Monday. So this is
the first time I've ever had some time off, and
it's it's been kind of nice.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
I have asked you zero details on your new job,
so I want to know about it. But let us
know when you're ready to reveal.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Yeah, what's in the door and you have your key
card ready?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Like people to share things the.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Same way, bro, same way. And you feel bad because
people ask you and you're like, oh, well, you know
I'm doing something. Well, yeah, what is it? You know
it's something and stuff? Yeah, I'm working at I'm working
at things and stuff. Have you heard of it?
Speaker 5 (41:07):
It's all boomers.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, you guys didn't know what boomers was.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Which, dude, I've never heard of that place in my
entire life. It's really cool.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Why no, it's around Yeah. I just saw a remodeled
bow Winkles though next to my house. That's the one
that's remodeled.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Yeah, that's the one I thought you were talking about.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
But I want to go to that one because I
drive by it all the time.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
You've been really definitely let's go go karting? Yes, I
think have we ever been go karting? I don't think
we haven't. Something all of you there.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
There is a place I cannot remember what it's called,
but if you drive from La to Vegas, you passed
like this racecourse drag strip place, Vegas. Yeah, that's what
it's called. Last time I was in Vegas was for
a bachelor party. We the go karting so much fun.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Dude, there's there's a massive go card there is.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Yeah, there's other things like that.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
In Ontario. I believe our rancho way.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Before any of you guys worked on the Woody Show.
We did a Woody Show event at that ghost Card place.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
I was there for that.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
You were.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
I was there for that too, yea, yeah you guys.
I'll took photos in front.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
Of Randy was.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Oh I think I think the habit was there.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Oh yeah, okay, I thought that was way before you guys.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
We had to pay though to ride the go Yeah
I don't remember. Yeah, we were gonna have to pay.
Do you mean Daniel the board Opper Like, never mind,
I didn't ride the.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Go carts either. Oh, probably because you had to pay.
They Yeah, we love why had an event where you
bringing hundreds of people and you had to pay.
Speaker 5 (42:43):
That's literally what we said for this.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
You'd be surprised how cheap some bastards are. That being said,
we need to go go karting.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yeah, yeah, place in Texas, at a place called the Grandscape.
They have Andretti's there, which is like this huge go
karting place. I've been trying as well. All right, Brett,
do you have anything to say before we leave?
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Yeah? I just shout out to our friends Crunchy Role.
They are going to be keeping me company on our
July fourth break. Non sponsor but always can be. And
a recommendation for this week shakugan Oshana, which is a
red haired samurai girl who is the flame of God
who kills demons. It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
We have giant cans for Tyler.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
Well, you know, it's funny. You should mention that.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Man, What do you mean it's funny?
Speaker 5 (43:29):
It's funny you should mention that because I'm going to
all these different anime stores and toy stores in Orange
County and now my wife is trying to pick out
toys for Tyler and he keeps saying no to them,
no hold on, let me, okay, let me find the one. Okay,
this one literally, Shasta said Tyler should get that.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Oh yeah, and he.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Said no, Brett, here's the thing you have to.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
He looks flustered though, when I'm saying it to him.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Yeah, he think he doesn't want you to know that
he's into that of but he definitely wants to lick
that doll.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Yeah, here's a bad Teler. You have to just buy
it and then mail it to him, or you give
it to him and don't give him a chance to
say no. He grabs it and scurries off like a
raccoon does with like some trash.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
We mentioned on the last podcast. The book he had
me pick him up right, yeah, right, like uh, Alpha
wolf Girl and Omega wolf Boy was one of them.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
And then oh you see me?
Speaker 5 (44:29):
Oh yeah, oh, Julian would definitely love that one. And
then the other one was do you like big girls?
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah, we already know the answer to that.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Those are all excellent collections of Teller's goon cave. So
I think he's very appreciated all that. Don't ever bring
up the fact that I have a cave.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Again.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
I have a real real question for you. If you're
like super fit, like you had a six pack, eight pack, whatever,
do you think he was still like like bigger framed
women or do you think I've.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Said it before and I'll say it again, It is
never the size that I've been picky about it's honestly,
it's your personality. It's your attitude. Like you could bespect
you could be the skinniest, hottest chick out there if
your personality sucks. Sorry, I'm not doing it, dude, Like.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
I can't tell you.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Also, if you notice, like all these big buff guys
they're not with in shape women.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
If you I do notice that, I do notice that.
It always shocks me, but I mean it happens. So
I was just genuinely curious, Like, no, I'll be honest.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
So like when I'm on because I'm I'm I'm I
decided to put myself back on hinge and bubble just
for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Now that.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
Damn got so excited.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Here's the thing. Here's the thing out here is that
if I see your profile and it's a bunch of
like one word answers or like three word sentences, automatic, No,
can't do it. You're boring his guys.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
We we need to review his account. I think we
need to see his bio, see the photos he's choosing.
Speaker 5 (46:05):
We need and then fluff it up.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
I think what we should do is I think we
should take a look at it. Do a couple of passes,
give a few rough drafts, and if that doesn't work,
then we bring in like a legitimate expert, take a
look and be like, what do you think Tyler should
change up? Because I do want to. I can already
picture in my head the crap he has on his bio,
some Disney quote or something or something about just I
don't know, some inspirational thing, and I'm already rolling my
(46:29):
eyes back. The real question is what what is his
first photo? Because for a while, I think his first photo.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Was his passport picture.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
For a while, oh god, for a while, I think
one of his first photos was him in front of
a board as a board op. But I would imagine
that his photo has to be something wood Show related
or radio related.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
It is actually neither. The first photo you will see
is the photo of that menace took of me in
front of the glacier in Alaska.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
He loves that's censor down.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Sure, Okay, but that's a new picture.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (47:02):
But before that?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
I do not remember. I hadn't updated it in years.
I don't even remember what I was.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Ye take me photos and you've lost some weight. You know,
you're up in your your wardrobe game. You got the
chain fresh as hell. You gotta you gotta take some
new photos, dude. Yeah, this is why I keep Brandy around.
That's a hype man right there, Dude. That that's a
guy who got my back. That's why I love this guy.
There's nothing I enjoy more than well, actually I love love,
love love love pissing off Eric. But I really, really,
(47:28):
really really enjoy annoying Tyler. And but part of that
is also done in love, because it's like, I don't
want Tyler to make goofy mistakes. Does he listen? Absolutely not,
but it's still important. It's the same way minist treated me.
Manace is always like Rady stopped doing that. Randy, don't
do that, And I would always like almost never listen.
Yeah I did listen the times that Brett too, And
the times I did listen, it was all the better
(47:49):
for me.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
And I want to see Tyler happy.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
I just want to see Tyler succeed. Is Tyler's turn
to win? Now we have to just look at your
hinge profile make sure you're not yourself. It does have
one like stupid little cheesy thing we need. Yeah, so
I'm reading you the one on bumble, which I believe
is the same one on Hinge. So it says the
first part it says, dating me is like finding out
(48:12):
that song you skip all the time is an absolute banger.
He's gotta be one.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
But other than that, it says, uh works in media
extroverted Disney pass holder, uh, Emo slash country music lover,
sports enthusiasts, Okay.
Speaker 5 (48:32):
Okay, emo country Okay, so sensitive side okay gets a
little emotional. Disney pass holder means he likes to go
have some fun and he has a little bit of
money somehow.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Yeah, okay. It does say gamer on there, but I
specify and it says video games, trivia, board games, because
I like games, just playing like, yeah, okay, let's calm.
Let's calm that.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
And then the one other thing I added to it
is because I know some checks to some chicks, no,
I said, I also respond quick if that's your thing,
because some people like when you respond really quick for
you others. And one of my biggest pet peeves if
I'm talking to you in casual conversation, like I'm talking
to you guys, and one of you guys don't respond
(49:14):
for like an hour or two, that's totally fine. By
the way, Randy, you still have not text me from
last night, just throwing that out there.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
Yeah time, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Yeah, but it's you, So it's fine. I'm important when
I'm talking to someone new or someone i'm interested in.
One of the biggest turn offs if you don't respond,
like for three four hours repeatedly every time. Can't do it?
Speaker 4 (49:36):
Sorry, yep, agreed.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
I know you sound like a needy guy.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
No, no, you don't. People in their hand come on.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
This is my thinking too, and I understand it.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
I understand it.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
I understand it if you have your notifications off, because
if you are a girl in these things, there's a
good chance you're getting a lot of messages on here
and sometimes it blows up your phone. So I understand
if you have the notifications off. However, what it tells
me is that if you're not texting back all that often,
you're not really that interested. And you know what I'm
gonna do. I'm not gonna waste my time. I do
not need this no more.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Exactly said what Minicaida could be your bio's like, I'm
not here to play games, I'm here to win.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yes, I think that.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Girls read that and they're like, well, at least he's.
Speaker 5 (50:20):
Forward here to conquer the castle. I found.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Profile says the freckles in our eyes are mirror images,
and when we kissed, they're perfectly aligned.
Speaker 3 (50:31):
That's I'm gonna I'm gonna put a bunch of I'm
gonna put a bunch of quarders in the sock, and
I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Beat you, Tayler. I would like to point out for
anyone that is uh interested in finding my profile, that
that is not on my profile. Thank you?
Speaker 4 (50:51):
Do you do you have a Lego builder on there?
Speaker 1 (50:55):
They just don't message me when Lego Masters on TV.
Speaker 5 (50:59):
I I have zero kids, but I have fifty Lego
kids built already.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
I think I have that mentioned on the Hinge profile.
But like we were talking about this on the Woody
Show the other day, Legos are like super in right now,
Like that's just what people are doing.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
And Julianne, you make fun. But so when I, as
a girl man was looking for my Lego set a dude,
there was these twenty year old guys that were together
and they're in the adult Lego section because and the
one guy's like, bro, she's like really into legos. So like,
you know, when I go over, I'm just gonna bring
some Like which one do you think I should get?
Speaker 4 (51:38):
Like for real, this is a conversation I'm gonna have
with Felicity before we go to Villains because I need
to get a Lego set to build while we're there.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Yeah, pick one that you like, like they have the
flower bouquets like those are like my brother, And you
don't have to get you have to.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
I think you have to be really like reasonable though,
like if you get like a five hundred piece one,
like are you gonna get all one?
Speaker 4 (52:00):
Sitting at the brewery, No thinking about getting like big
block legos.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Not to.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Just do a cards right car.
Speaker 5 (52:11):
Not to not to feed into Tyler's obsession and him
having an ego. But I've been trying to find Tyler
that suki car when I go to Targets right before
he found it, And each time I went down the aisle,
you know, it was there twenty to thirty year old
girls women who were looking at Lego sets so that
they can build them.
Speaker 3 (52:31):
But guys, I'd have to agree with the council here.
I think Tyler should include lego building as some.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Part of his body that'd be like a special niche
of like.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
It's a white brother, it's a while brother. It's a
wide nete. You're catching all kinds of fish, because if
you wanted one particular one, you'd be aiming directly for one.
Just cast a wide net. Put everything on there, yellow card,
yellow car, Yeah, Tie, yeah, no, no.
Speaker 5 (53:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Yeah, we're look, we're trying to stay on the site.
We're not trying to get banned off this thing.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Dude, shout out to splors Tyler scared money. Don't you gotta,
you gotta You're not here to play games, You're here
to fecophiliac.
Speaker 5 (53:23):
Do your peddles me and did it say this is
time for love? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (53:27):
I do wonder though, like Tyler's initials responses to girls,
because I just know Tyler does a bunch of pickup lines.
Speaker 4 (53:34):
Me.
Speaker 2 (53:35):
Oh no, you know what, honestly, don't don't do the
pickup lines anymore. I really don't like. Like I said,
I'm I'm older, I'm in my thirties. Dude, that's a
twenty year old move. Yeah, we got.
Speaker 3 (53:50):
Tyler.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
Would you let us have access to your dating pro
not to say anything, just to review and see what
you've tried in.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
The past, give me a little bit, like I really
just reactivated these things like a day or two ago
so to smooth everything out. And then we'll see, no,
didn't send that. Not send me that.
Speaker 4 (54:17):
Through our email chain tells us that's exactly what Tyler
did to her.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
You've been with a fat back daddy in an overcoke.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
Man.
Speaker 4 (54:27):
It's give it our email. They gets sent their receipts.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
You have been a victim of time. I mean, uh,
if you got a message from Tyler, write the pot
at gmail dot com, right the pot.
Speaker 5 (54:40):
It's been a while since we got emails were yeah,
good ones, and I mean we haven't really.
Speaker 3 (54:44):
I don't think we've we haven't promoted it.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yeah, right the pot at gmail dot com. If you
have had any interactions with Tyler.
Speaker 5 (54:53):
Instagram, Switter, Facebook, in person, you've seen his tattoo with
the clean screenshots.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
I don't even know how we got on the topic.
Barm braid to go Now we're supposed to get out
here like twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
I have so much work to do, but this is
so worth it, all right, Lazy Dog Restaurants here shout
out to Lazy Dog restaurant. Yeah, I love you guys.
We're gonna go enjoy that. Now you left to early Tyler,
Could I have free food?
Speaker 2 (55:18):
I'd be like that sometimes. All right.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
See with that, we'll leave, all right, We'll see you next.
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