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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now it's time for the most exciting segment on the radio.
I'm its guy.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Of the dad.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hell yeah, those three voices you heard were Jerry, Jack
and Pat, the three victims slash contestants that we brought
in to play the extended version of Turnament of the Day.
Why are we doing it? What are we giving away, Anthony?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Two tickets to Broncos Chiefs this Sunday and two VIP
tailgate tickets to hang out before the game.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
All right, we have Jerry, Jack and Pat because they
sent in the most sarcastic entries of all of you.
But I will say I was very impressed by the
quality of the sarcasm and smack talk that we did
get in other entries. So if you did not make
the cut, know that you were very close. They were
just a little bit smackier than you were. What are
the rules, Anthony, Well.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
A little different than typical Jeopardy up until the final.
These three contestants already know of these rules. Here are
the roles. In round one, it'll be one versus one.
So first, by the way, order thank you chat GBT.
Do randomize his order first Pat, then Jack, then Jerry,
one at a time. They will face off against Mandy
with a category that the contestant will get.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
To choose between a few options.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
The first person to three points advances to the final
sits out round two. In round two, the two remaining contestants,
restarted back at zero, will again go one versus one
versus Mandy with a category of their choice to try
to get three points.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yes, Mandy have a question.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I have a question. So if Pat gets three, which
won't happen, and Jack gets three, which won't happen, and
then Jerry gets three, which won't happen, what do we do?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Not possible because someone will get three before that next person.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Even Pat gets three, then Jerry and Jack don't even
get a chance.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
If Pat gets three goes to the final and it's
Jack and Jerry restarted back at zero, The first of
those to get three goes to the final against Pat.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
But are we going in Pat Jerry Jack or Pat
Jack Jr?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Kat Jack Jerry the whole time?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Okay? Here we go, Okay, so round making sure I
understand what's going it'll help itself out.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Aaron has put a restriction on me for the first rounds,
which I am. I would like to issue an Official complaint.
I will be sending that to the official complaint department.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
What is that rule that you have put on that
that Mandy cannot say anything until the end of the question.
It's so weird because I feel like Pat, Jack and
Jerry Avid listens of Mandy's Connell Show would know that
someone that never plays up the day in the studio
gets what advantage? Oh, that exact advantage. So we're giving
that advantage to our contestant.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
We're not usually giving Way a pair of Broncos sticks
and a pair of VIP tailgate.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Pass Why in the final it's a free for all.
More on that to come.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay, mister Pat, you are first up against Mandy. That
means Jack and Jerry say nothing. This little mini round here, Okay, Pat,
pick a number between one and.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Forty thirty nine and a half. That is not enough.
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
We're thirty nine. Here we go, thirty nine. You get
to choose between two categories, policy or Google Easter eggs.
Oh god, Pat, Policy? Policy? All right, here we go, Manny,
wait till the end of the question. Pat, anytime say
your name Pet. Technically that would be a he had
(03:08):
no negative points here based on a quote from him.
The Big Stick policy was the popular name for this
president's foreign affair strategy. Pat Fdr so close, No, Teddy,
Teddy ro.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Onto Jack, Jack.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Pick a number between one and forty seven seven, He says,
you pick between plays or gimme five. Gimme five, gimme five.
It's made up of five events steeplechase. Manny cannot say anything.
I almost want to give a point to Jack.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Will be nice.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You have to now wait. It's made up of five
events steeplechase, fencing, swimming, pistol shooting, and cross country run. Manny, Jack,
you're already out, Manny. Jack gets a free for all here.
Do you know the answer?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I don't. What is it?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
The capalon?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That is the penns half? All right?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Pat and Jack both shut out. Jerry, you advantage to
go up one zero here. Pick the number tween one
and forty. I have to make Ross proud. Twenty three,
twenty three, which is a prime number. Let's go pick
between my spice and YouTube my spice, my spice, good grief.
(04:30):
Patty from Peanuts has this spice in her name. Jerry,
Jerry Pepper, We're gonna give it to him, that's the
only warning. What is must be before the answer.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Jerry is on the board one zero. Back to Pat.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Okay, now that you have understood'm gonna give you guys
all hint. I'm clearly telling you the season to pick
of from Jeopardy one through forty, So we use that
to your advantage.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You can kind of determine what year, what seasons are
that would help you. So Pat pick between one and
forty twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
He says, celebrity ailments or the name game, the name game,
the name game again. Mandy, you must wait Leigan's Island residence.
Who is Barbie's little sister? Pa?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Pat?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Who is Mary Anne?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Wrong? Mandy?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Who's Ginger wrong as well? It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Skipper Jo Skipper Jack between one and forty thirty eight
thirty eight. He says, pick between Xes and O's or
US cities, US cities, US cities, things found in this city,
the Joe Lewis Fist statue, as well as Ford Field,
(05:43):
Jack Detroit.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That is correct.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Jack is on the board again. In round one, the
first one to three advanced to the final. Pat zero
Jack one. Jerry won. Jerry pick between seasons one and
forty thirteen thirteen Southern History or phobias.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm gonna give Mandy a chance here, so I'm nice
of you, Southern History.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Some states have debated removing the X shaped design of
this battle flag from their own.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Jerry, Jerry, stars and bars, no.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Flag, battle flag.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
That is correct.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Jerry with the.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Stars, and.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
It's not on stars and bars. In parentheses it says,
what is the stars and bars?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
There? You go?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Are giving it to him?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yes we are. He is one point away from moving
our first advance to the finals. Packed you are not
on the board. You are so confident. How are you
feeling that?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Horrible? Horrible?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
He says, pick between season one and forty. You can
also pick now you can pick Jeopardy Masters season. Don't
pick Celebrity dot the season. Now pick the Jeopardy Grays
of all time. Season your call?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Season eighteen. Thank you, he's in eighteen.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Do you pick Masters. We're not going to get out
of this today.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
We're just go with celebrity weddings or science guys, Science guys,
science guys.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Let's go with.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
He formulated universal laws of gravitation and motion and was
the first scientist buried at Westminster Abbey May.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Who is Sir Isaac Newton?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
That is correct? On did you don't know when the.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Question is going to end?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
That's what's killing me, says I will say, go from
now on.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Okay, all right, Jack, you have one Pick between season
one and forty seven twenty seven. Hold ag loading, here
we go.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Pick between ice cream and summer games. Summer games, Summer games.
Little tigers know that the WMF is the World Federation
for the mini version of this sport.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Look out for the windmill.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Go maybe what is it for golf?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
His was just golf. We'll give it to you.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Okay, okay, Jerry, you have a chance to advance to
the finals. Pick between season one and forty Let's go
with seventeen seventeen.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Again we are playing Tournament of the Day.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
The winner gets two tickets to the Broncos Chiefs game
m VIP tailgate tickets. Pick between mottos and slogans or
candy names, can names candy names. In a seventy seven film,
Diane Keaton.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Was looking for him.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Maby, what is mister Goodbard?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That is correct, Jery kept from the finals at least
this time got the end of this path. Pick between
season one and forty twelve twelve. He says, let's go with.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Make your mark or the nineteen forties, nineteen forties, nineteen forties.
In nineteen forty two, the Supreme Court rule that divorces
granted in this state were valid throughout the US.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Go Pat, what is Nevada?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
That is correct?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Pat is on the moon.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I didn't know that at all.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
To come back on, Jack, you have one pick between
season one and forty thirty four thirty four.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Pick between it's totally tubular or I give you everything tubular.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
This tube, in which you can see changing colors, was
popular from its invention in eighteen sixteen, Lord boof Shoot.
Now Jack gets gets an advantage the television wrong. That
is correct. Back to Jerry, Jerry, you have still have
a chance to go to the finals. Pick between season
one and forty thirty one thirty one. Pick between tools
(09:48):
and discographies. Oh god, tools tools. The crosscut type of
this tool works, a guest, Jerry saw.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
That is corrected.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Jerry's onto the final. It's around two. Between Pat and Jack.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Now you get to sit. We start back at zero.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Start back at zero.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, here we go, guys.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
So between Pat and Jack, I need you to both
rock paper scissors right now for the first one. He
gets to go first.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Ro Oh, nope, do it again, rock rock, rock paper scissors.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Shoot, Come on, Jack, I'm about to give it to
Pat one more.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Time, Jack, Jack got it? Jack got it?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Okay, Jack one because Jack, it is timing again. Jerry's
waiting in the final between.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Pat and Jack. Jack.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Pick between season one and forty well thirty one thirty one.
Pick between take a photo or bird words and phrases
take a photo.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Take a photo.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
A larger aperture means that this three word term will
be shallower.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Pat knows, but he don't need it. He doesn't need
it right now. I have no idea three two one?
What Jack? That's the perception? So close?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
What is depth of feel? All right, on to Pat
Pat between one and forty Season fourteen orteen, Let's go
with G whiz or indy five hundred flags G Whiz
G Whizz.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
If you order a G and T in a bar,
you'll probably get this early Pat.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Jin and Pat is on the board. All right, Jack,
you need to get going here between one and forty
five five go on early, uh opera or flowers? Oh
good lord, No, I got to redo. Nope, opera or
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flowers opera, opera, handles opera. I'm not gonna try that
next that this title character isn't a filele. She's Lothario's
long lost daughter. I can't stay close. The title character
isn't a file a, She's Lothario's long lost daughter.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Come on, it's right there, give it to you. Three
two one? What is Mignon?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Back to Pat, Pat pick between one and forty seven
seven the Olympics or desserts the Olympics. The Olympics like
second place medals, those for first place are also made
of this, but coated with Pat.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
What is gold?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Wrong?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
What is silver?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Back to Jack, Jack, you still need to get on
the board here for the right to go to the finals.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Pat want season ten? Jack want Season ten? Jack? Did
I to say?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
What is that? Yes? Ten?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah? Jack?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
One sick between architects or odds and ends? Odds and
ends It grants a title of real estate. A villain
might want the one to the ranch, Mandy, what's the
deed that is correct? Back to Pat, Pat, you have
a one nothing lead here again. First three goes to
the final. Pick between season one and forty season two,
season number two, Pick between sports or cooking.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Give me cooking.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Only heavyweight boxer to win titles under two different names.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Mandy, it was Muhammad Ali Jack back.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
To Jack, Come on now, Jack, pick the season thirty
five thirty Bye again, Jerry, just hanging out?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
How you feeling? Jerry's waiting over there, just chilling. He's
getting cold?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Is what's happening in the competition? It's getting all right?
Jack ordering the food court? Or literary characters order the
food court? Ordering the food court? Do you plead the
fifth on ordering a side of chips and this smashed
avocado dip from Chipotle, Jack guacamole?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
That is correct?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I nobody is answering in the form of a question
which deeply offends my Jeopardy rules bearing self. I'm just
almost there's a lot going on right now that I'm
not happy with.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Eight Season number eight Saints or adlineses Okay, adlines products
made by this company aren't good.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Pat what is Hampbell's That is correct?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
With a two one lead over Jack, with the right
to go to the final to meet Jerry, Jack, you
gotta get one here one through forty.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Thirty one, thirty one, Wow accidentally picked the same exact one.
That's weird. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Let's go with I saw it on the Internet, or
movie role in TV role on the Internet, sad on
the Internet. This satiric news site reported palaeontologists determined dinosaurs
were killed by someone.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Jack, what is the onion? That is correctly the two tie.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
It's the next one to get a pointed Jerry in
the final path pick a season forty eleven. If Pat
gets it, here he goes to the final. Take on Jerry.
There are no rebuttals. Don't songs or food?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Can you repeat up? Don't songs or food? Don't songs?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Don't songs Bobby Brown's first solo hit. It's also the
title of an Elvis hit. Pat, Don't be cruel.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
That is that is on to the final.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Wow, Jack, it's been nice knowing you hang out right there,
we have our final.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It is Jerry and it is Pat. Ladies and gentlemen,
we are in the final.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
This is the right to win two Broncos tickets and
two VIP tailgate tickets to the Broncos Chiefs game this Sunday.
Here's how the final works. It is a free for all.
Just like we do enough today. It is not one
versus one anymore. Jerry, Pat, Mandy. Anyone can answer first.
One to three wins Mandy your points, tickets, Mandy, your
points don't matter.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
So Jerry are you ready? Yes?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Pat?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
So?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I'm just basically impediment right to this.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Okay, okay, correct. Jerry, you are the first, the final.
You get to go first, pick a season twenty nine,
twenty nine. Again he is picking a season, picking a category,
but as a free for all, anyone can go. But
you get to pick the category between body parts or
words of wonder body parts, body parts. Anyone can answer,
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and Mandy does not have to wait unless this goes
too long that we're gonna make her wait. Fossphines are
the sensations of light you get when pressure is applied
to these.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Mandy, what is your temples wrong?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
You can answer and get it right. I'll read it again.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Fossphines are the sensations of light you get when pressure
is applied to these. Jerry eyeballs, I'm gonna give it
to him, and says the eyes. That is good time,
Jerry with a one. All right, Pat, you get to
pick the category season one through forty.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Twelve twelve.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Pick between World War two terms and sweets. World War
two terms now a term for any sudden crippling defeats.
The attack on this site brought the US into war. Jerry,
Jerry Pearl Harbor is correct.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
That is a two nothing lead.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
That was a weirdly worded question, but go ahead, all right, Jerry.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
You are one away from clinching the dub and you
now get to pick your category between one and forty
in the season seventeen seventeen, pick between f in geography
or film noir f in geography. The name of this
Japanese peak is said to me, who who I think
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it was?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Jerry? Let's go with Jerry. What is Mount Fujiamaerry, you
are the one.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I was like, he's got it right.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I'm just waiting for the payoff there boom, the dominant domina.
I would have beaten you in the first round had
I know how my hands tied behind my back. But
that was a great victory. Congratulations man, you get to
go to the game now. And I didn't want to
say this on the air before, but apparently Jack isn't
even a Broncos fan, so it's good that he didn't win.
I was just saying, I'm a Bears fan. Would have
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been awesome, So congratulations to you, well done, Well done
all you guys. It is it is much harder being
in here, isn't it. It is like a whole news
th It's like it's like with Ross's game when I
came in to play you know, name that tune. When
I'm in my car, I get him every day. I'm like,
you idiot, how do you.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Not do it?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
But when I'm sitting in here, it's like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I'm not seeing the words too.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh yeah, be able to read the question is also helpful.
Oh that's huge, That's huge.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
But you got it.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Sometimes I close my eyes if I want to really
pay attention. Ay Rod, great job you got. You got
comments from the text line about what a great, great
game show.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
That you are.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, I'm terrible.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
What somebody asked me earlier, Why haven't you ever tried
out for Jeopardy? It's because of this effect, right, So
I'm in here all the time, and when people who
are not on the radio come in, you do you
get locked up? And I am positive that's what would
happen if I tried out for Jeopardy. I'm not positive.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I never know final.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
It depends. It's really you know, when you have a
really good game sitting in your living room and then
the final category is Italian literature and you're like, well,
I'm out, so I got nothing on that one, and
it's you know, kind of kind of over. But guys,
you did a great job. I appreciate it very very much. Yes,
I just want to say how to my son Max.
Hey Bud, Hey, Max, your dad was very worried about
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embarrassing you, and unfortunately he did so. But Max, your
dad came in here and tried his best, and that
is something that you should admire. Doing something that's outside
of your comfort zone is always something you should want
to do, even if your dad's a big loser. Anyway,
I'm just kidding, Max, your dad's awesome.