October 7, 2024 • 12 mins
Woman found out her dead husband had a hooker problem. She ate his ashes.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine KVP I and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that, y'all all stop.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, you are stories brought to you by stealing steel
Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
All right, man in Pennsylvania crash his car to a
gas pump.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You dumb ass idiot anyway. He then apparently started fighting
the cops when they arrived at the scene.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Can we get a big old fireball when he pumps
or extra dumb?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
No, no, says You're at the end of the story.
The man was believed to be under the influence of something.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You think.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Uh, let's see an Uber driver Dallas punch the sixty
sixty eight year old mail passenger after an argument over
leg room.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I feel like this is.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Really gonna hurt your your reviews if you're punching passengers right,
you know, nothing, says I suck as an uber driver,
like abuse of your passengers?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Do we know what kind of car it was?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Know? So?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I feel like I've never been in a in a
uber that's had a leg room issue, but maybe they
just weren't in the right kind.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, I don't know why you get a fight over it.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I mean, I feel like you could pretty much make
some room right, Just move your legs over a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's kind of rude to ask the driver to scoot
his seat forward.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It's kind of rude at that driver's all the way
back in the back seat and I see the rider
to get back there. You know what, it was one
of those cars that don't have a back seat, really
uncomfortable anyway, Like this regular car wasn't running or something.
He shows up in a Camaro. You ever seen a
backseat of Camaro? Not existent.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I believe that is a non certified Uber car.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
But.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Just to see which one they have here you go.
How about this?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Speaking an Uber, you can order a two hundred dollars
South African Safari through Uber.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh better have a decent ubercar on that one.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I'm just saying, yeah, yeah, got us here.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
This is a convertible trippid.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I wonder if that's a good deal for us Safari
two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I mean, as long as you don't get eaten. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Three people in Ohio accused of faking the suicide of
a registered sex offender by claiming to see him quote
fall into a lake.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh h yeah, it doesn't quite work like that.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Alaska is the most popular state amongst.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Women serial killers.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh, you know, in case you ladies want to go
find a real bad boy, there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
This is a I'm surprised the number, is it more?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Eight out of ten Americans eight out of ten scoop
eighty percent worried about what?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh h man, I find out hard to believe that
we can get out of ten people to agree on anything.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Eight out of ten Americans are worried about out World
War three?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Really?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, well, I mean they should be.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
There used to be proxies that would fight wars for you.
Now you just got you know, just got the big
boys live in rockets and this and that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
None to see here, all right.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So look, we've oftentimes talked about the Rubik's cube and
how awesome it would be to be able to solve
that thing. Now Rubik's Cube is they've gone off the
deep end. You can now pre order these new quote
world's smallest Rubik's Cube. This thing can fit under your fingernail.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh that is small.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You need tweezers to actually solve it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
If you're interested in say, get in it. Fifty three
hundred dollars. Wow, fifty three hundred five thousand, three one
hundred dollars for a tiny ass Rubik's cube.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's like the size of a grain of sand.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That sounds like you need tweezers to turn it. Come
on for five thousand dollars? Who pay that for ruths Q?
I don't care if it is.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
That'small that seems weird. An argument over who stole me
any sausage at a coastal Georgia nursing home ended up
with a man getting stabbed. Police say they were called
the nursing home last week when they found a man who'd.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Been stabbed in the chest. Oh, I've been stabbed.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Investigators say one man accused another man stealing his can
of y Any sausages, and during the argument, one man
pulled out a knife stabbed the other dude in the chest.
It's unclear that the man who was stabbed was the
one who lost the sausages or the accused sausage Steve
other residents who identify whose identity hasn't been released. We're
(04:50):
arrested in charge to aggravating assault, possession of a knife
during the commission of a crime. Still unclear who stole
the viny sausages, though.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's like a pretty hardcore old folks home though.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Right, you'll be rolling things hard as hell out here.
You get shaked up over vi any sausage. It's not
that good of a lunch for me, to be honest,
or you know, a little hot doggy style thing.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's really not that good. I mean, it's not even
a lot you could put on him make him taste better.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You know, you dip him in ketchup.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
He put on crackers.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh okay, all.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Right, So the streaming site Kick, do you guys know
anything about it? You do anything on Kick? No? No,
do you know about it?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I know who that guy is, but I don't know
what Kick is.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
In particular, apparently this guy Jack Doherty this week candy
crash a two hundred thousand dollars sports car near Miami
while he was live streaming the whole thing, like you dummy.
His friend's in the passage, the seat, he's the one filming.
When you see the video, Jack's checking his phone while
(05:58):
he's doing like seventy pl miles an hour to McLaren
in the rain.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well, it hit a barricaded car. Was total man.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It's Jack and his footage of the crash random people pulling,
you know, pulling the guys out. He and his friend
never stopped recording, so the whole time the crash, everybody rescuing,
all that stuff, it's all in video. So they catch
a lot of extra heat for worrying about his car
while the friend was in the passage seat bleeding. That's
the owner of that car jack. But people were saying
(06:27):
he should face charges were distracted driving. No word on
whether or not he will, but.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's a that's a big hit.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Kick kicked him off the stream or off that service.
So now he lost a big chunk of his audience.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
And I would imagine if the videos out there, the
insurance company is probably not too thrilled about paying that
claim out. Probably he was doing something illegal to cause
the wreck.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Is he legal?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't know. I know in some places it is.
Was he in Florida?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I know? But it's looking at yourself. I mean, even
if it's an accident and it's.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Your fault, you still have insurance to pay, right, Why
wouldn't insurance pay it's your fault, that's why you have insurance.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I guess it depends on your full coverage.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Or well liability. They're still gonna pay their stuff, not
gonna pay your stuff. Right, But if you have insurance.
He's got Lamborghini. I'm sure he's got full coverage on it.
I just want liability on it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
What No, I mean, I'm sure even if it is
your fault, insurance still gonna pay for it, right, all right?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Anyway, employe at the museum in Netherlands throughout two ofty
beer cans that were actually priceless pieces of modern art.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
The hand paid.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
The cans are made to look like two and thy
beer cans someone carelessly left behind, and they really do.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Kind of look like that.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
They're part of a larger collection of cans I would
quote all the good times we spent together. The museum's
elevators all glass, and they were sitting on top of
the glass ceiling. So the elevator repairman didn't realize they're
part of an art exhibit. He just saw somebody left
them there, so he tossed them in the trash he
had done working on the elevators. Well, the museum curator
(08:13):
noticed they were missing, thankfully for them. At the time,
the trash had not been picked up yet, so they
went through the dumpster, and they found the can to
clean them up.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
The museum says.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
It bears no will ill towards a worker. He was
just doing a good job in good faith.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Does seem like a weird place to put an art
installation on tamabud the elevator that moves up and down.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Right.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
So this woman, Jessica Waiters, waits as should be. She
thought she had a perfect marriage the abrupt death of
her husband. Her her light came crashing down when Sean
and her husband of seventeen years died suddenly from a
heart attack on a business trip to Texas.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So it sounds.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Sad, right, seventeen years yeah, oh man, Well, Jessica, she waited,
you know, through all the funeral services and funeral arrangements, shot.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
A care for their nine year old son. Her world
was you know, upended.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Then, lying in bed at home in Calgary, she opened
Sean's iPad searched for a phone number of the Houston
hospital where his body was being stored. Jessica only made
it as far as typing h oh when the search
window auto filled with the words Houston Escorts.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Ooh uh oh. Well, then she scrolled through the search history.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
And well, he had a disturbing past, just locations of
girls and services and prices. All the following months, Jessica
would discover that the man she thought was this little
husband had been a relentless user of prostitutes to conducted
numerous affairs, and it freely worked through the night to
(10:07):
curate a sprawling collection of the pray images on his
personal computer. The scale of Shawn's infidelity and obsession perpetrated
over many years.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It made this woman. It inspired this woman to write
a book. You ready for the name of the book.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Okay, the Widow's Guide to Dead Bastards. Oh, damn, The
Widow's Guide to Dead Bastards, Jessica explained to the book.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
The truth began to.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Overwhelm her, driving her mad. One day, she battled to container,
mounting fury, she cut open the back containing Sean's ashes,
carried him over to her garden, mixed a portion of
his ashes with dog poop ooh. Before throwing the sort
of mixture of the trash, she said, I descreated the
(11:05):
remains of my partner's oof, my partner in life, she
reflects with Then, in despair and guilt, took more of
his ashes and actually ate them.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I wonder how that tasted.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Well, they mixed with tearry water a mineral mud on
the back of my tongue and I swallowed it, That's
what she said.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Oh yeah, like that one was a little crazy, right.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Anyway, she goes on to explain how it tasted pretty disgusting, and.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, you can all get details in her book.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Uh yeah, The Guide the Dead Bastard.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, The Guide the Dead Bastards.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
The Widow's Guide to Dead Bastards. Damn. Yeah, she is
never gonna be happy again.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Uh. The Widow's Guide to Dead Bassards.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yikes.
One seven nine KVP I and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that, y'all all stop.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, you are stories brought to you by stealing steel
Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
All right, man in Pennsylvania crash his car to a
gas pump.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You dumb ass idiot anyway. He then apparently started fighting
the cops when they arrived at the scene.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Can we get a big old fireball when he pumps
or extra dumb?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
No, no, says You're at the end of the story.
The man was believed to be under the influence of something.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You think.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Uh, let's see an Uber driver Dallas punch the sixty
sixty eight year old mail passenger after an argument over
leg room.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I feel like this is.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Really gonna hurt your your reviews if you're punching passengers right,
you know, nothing, says I suck as an uber driver,
like abuse of your passengers?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Do we know what kind of car it was?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Know? So?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I feel like I've never been in a in a
uber that's had a leg room issue, but maybe they
just weren't in the right kind.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, I don't know why you get a fight over it.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I mean, I feel like you could pretty much make
some room right, Just move your legs over a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's kind of rude to ask the driver to scoot
his seat forward.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It's kind of rude at that driver's all the way
back in the back seat and I see the rider
to get back there. You know what, it was one
of those cars that don't have a back seat, really
uncomfortable anyway, Like this regular car wasn't running or something.
He shows up in a Camaro. You ever seen a
backseat of Camaro? Not existent.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I believe that is a non certified Uber car.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
But.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Just to see which one they have here you go.
How about this?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Speaking an Uber, you can order a two hundred dollars
South African Safari through Uber.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh better have a decent ubercar on that one.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I'm just saying, yeah, yeah, got us here.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
This is a convertible trippid.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I wonder if that's a good deal for us Safari
two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I mean, as long as you don't get eaten. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Three people in Ohio accused of faking the suicide of
a registered sex offender by claiming to see him quote
fall into a lake.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh h yeah, it doesn't quite work like that.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Alaska is the most popular state amongst.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Women serial killers.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh, you know, in case you ladies want to go
find a real bad boy, there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
This is a I'm surprised the number, is it more?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Eight out of ten Americans eight out of ten scoop
eighty percent worried about what?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh h man, I find out hard to believe that
we can get out of ten people to agree on anything.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Eight out of ten Americans are worried about out World
War three?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Really?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, well, I mean they should be.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
There used to be proxies that would fight wars for you.
Now you just got you know, just got the big
boys live in rockets and this and that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
None to see here, all right.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So look, we've oftentimes talked about the Rubik's cube and
how awesome it would be to be able to solve
that thing. Now Rubik's Cube is they've gone off the
deep end. You can now pre order these new quote
world's smallest Rubik's Cube. This thing can fit under your fingernail.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh that is small.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You need tweezers to actually solve it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
If you're interested in say, get in it. Fifty three
hundred dollars. Wow, fifty three hundred five thousand, three one
hundred dollars for a tiny ass Rubik's cube.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's like the size of a grain of sand.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That sounds like you need tweezers to turn it. Come
on for five thousand dollars? Who pay that for ruths Q?
I don't care if it is.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
That'small that seems weird. An argument over who stole me
any sausage at a coastal Georgia nursing home ended up
with a man getting stabbed. Police say they were called
the nursing home last week when they found a man who'd.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Been stabbed in the chest. Oh, I've been stabbed.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Investigators say one man accused another man stealing his can
of y Any sausages, and during the argument, one man
pulled out a knife stabbed the other dude in the chest.
It's unclear that the man who was stabbed was the
one who lost the sausages or the accused sausage Steve
other residents who identify whose identity hasn't been released. We're
(04:50):
arrested in charge to aggravating assault, possession of a knife
during the commission of a crime. Still unclear who stole
the viny sausages, though.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's like a pretty hardcore old folks home though.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Right, you'll be rolling things hard as hell out here.
You get shaked up over vi any sausage. It's not
that good of a lunch for me, to be honest,
or you know, a little hot doggy style thing.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's really not that good. I mean, it's not even
a lot you could put on him make him taste better.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You know, you dip him in ketchup.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
He put on crackers.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh okay, all.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Right, So the streaming site Kick, do you guys know
anything about it? You do anything on Kick? No? No,
do you know about it?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I know who that guy is, but I don't know
what Kick is.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
In particular, apparently this guy Jack Doherty this week candy
crash a two hundred thousand dollars sports car near Miami
while he was live streaming the whole thing, like you dummy.
His friend's in the passage, the seat, he's the one filming.
When you see the video, Jack's checking his phone while
(05:58):
he's doing like seventy pl miles an hour to McLaren
in the rain.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well, it hit a barricaded car. Was total man.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It's Jack and his footage of the crash random people pulling,
you know, pulling the guys out. He and his friend
never stopped recording, so the whole time the crash, everybody rescuing,
all that stuff, it's all in video. So they catch
a lot of extra heat for worrying about his car
while the friend was in the passage seat bleeding. That's
the owner of that car jack. But people were saying
(06:27):
he should face charges were distracted driving. No word on
whether or not he will, but.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's a that's a big hit.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Kick kicked him off the stream or off that service.
So now he lost a big chunk of his audience.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
And I would imagine if the videos out there, the
insurance company is probably not too thrilled about paying that
claim out. Probably he was doing something illegal to cause
the wreck.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Is he legal?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't know. I know in some places it is.
Was he in Florida?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I know? But it's looking at yourself. I mean, even
if it's an accident and it's.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Your fault, you still have insurance to pay, right, Why
wouldn't insurance pay it's your fault, that's why you have insurance.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I guess it depends on your full coverage.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Or well liability. They're still gonna pay their stuff, not
gonna pay your stuff. Right, But if you have insurance.
He's got Lamborghini. I'm sure he's got full coverage on it.
I just want liability on it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
What No, I mean, I'm sure even if it is
your fault, insurance still gonna pay for it, right, all right?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Anyway, employe at the museum in Netherlands throughout two ofty
beer cans that were actually priceless pieces of modern art.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
The hand paid.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
The cans are made to look like two and thy
beer cans someone carelessly left behind, and they really do.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Kind of look like that.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
They're part of a larger collection of cans I would
quote all the good times we spent together. The museum's
elevators all glass, and they were sitting on top of
the glass ceiling. So the elevator repairman didn't realize they're
part of an art exhibit. He just saw somebody left
them there, so he tossed them in the trash he
had done working on the elevators. Well, the museum curator
(08:13):
noticed they were missing, thankfully for them. At the time,
the trash had not been picked up yet, so they
went through the dumpster, and they found the can to
clean them up.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
The museum says.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
It bears no will ill towards a worker. He was
just doing a good job in good faith.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Does seem like a weird place to put an art
installation on tamabud the elevator that moves up and down.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Right.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
So this woman, Jessica Waiters, waits as should be. She
thought she had a perfect marriage the abrupt death of
her husband. Her her light came crashing down when Sean
and her husband of seventeen years died suddenly from a
heart attack on a business trip to Texas.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So it sounds.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Sad, right, seventeen years yeah, oh man, Well, Jessica, she waited,
you know, through all the funeral services and funeral arrangements, shot.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
A care for their nine year old son. Her world
was you know, upended.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Then, lying in bed at home in Calgary, she opened
Sean's iPad searched for a phone number of the Houston
hospital where his body was being stored. Jessica only made
it as far as typing h oh when the search
window auto filled with the words Houston Escorts.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Ooh uh oh. Well, then she scrolled through the search history.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
And well, he had a disturbing past, just locations of
girls and services and prices. All the following months, Jessica
would discover that the man she thought was this little
husband had been a relentless user of prostitutes to conducted
numerous affairs, and it freely worked through the night to
(10:07):
curate a sprawling collection of the pray images on his
personal computer. The scale of Shawn's infidelity and obsession perpetrated
over many years.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It made this woman. It inspired this woman to write
a book. You ready for the name of the book.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Okay, the Widow's Guide to Dead Bastards. Oh, damn, The
Widow's Guide to Dead Bastards, Jessica explained to the book.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
The truth began to.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Overwhelm her, driving her mad. One day, she battled to container,
mounting fury, she cut open the back containing Sean's ashes,
carried him over to her garden, mixed a portion of
his ashes with dog poop ooh. Before throwing the sort
of mixture of the trash, she said, I descreated the
(11:05):
remains of my partner's oof, my partner in life, she
reflects with Then, in despair and guilt, took more of
his ashes and actually ate them.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I wonder how that tasted.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Well, they mixed with tearry water a mineral mud on
the back of my tongue and I swallowed it, That's
what she said.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Oh yeah, like that one was a little crazy, right.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Anyway, she goes on to explain how it tasted pretty disgusting, and.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, you can all get details in her book.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Uh yeah, The Guide the Dead Bastard.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, The Guide the Dead Bastards.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
The Widow's Guide to Dead Bastards. Damn. Yeah, she is
never gonna be happy again.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Uh. The Widow's Guide to Dead Bassards.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yikes.
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