November 20, 2024 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
St y'all all stop, Yeah you are stupid stories brought
to you.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
By steal and Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right. New study reveals how dust mites trigger the
immune system and cause allergic reactions that they're being inhaled.
Experts recommend only inhaling dust mites on special occasions.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
White words.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, the restaurant industry thinks there's gonna be a new
trend in dining out Wednesdays every week of twenty twenty
five Wednesdays.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Huh hm Any particular reason why they think it's a.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
New trend to break up the week? Scoop is dining
out on Wednesdays? Okay, yes, that's a new trend coming
to twenty twenty five because nobody is doing that in
twenty twenty four. Yeah, yeah, you know what we need
when you go spend one hundred dollars on the cheeseburger
and that way we're gonna break up the week. Yeah,
shut up.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
This sounds like reasoning why like TGI Fridays went bankrupt. Yeah,
because we're TGI Fridays, not TGI Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Right, TGI Friday's bro no Saturday. Screw that. W A
twenty nine year old man in Washington he apparently stole
a deli delivery truck with an employee inside the truck.
Oh that's never good, man, Can I just get out?
(01:29):
A man in Pennsylvania was caught on camera. He was
a uh pleasure himself. It's handling business in his neighbor's property. Oh,
he thought he was on his property. Apparently when he
was confronted by the neighbor, he goes, oh, oh my bad.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
And hops over his fanc where's the line again? He
also seemed very very very drunk. Hey, this is not
to have a lot of people looking for it. Apparently
there is a missing boat. It's a three a three
meter skiff. So it's a tiny little thing. Okay, it
does have seven hundred kilograms a myth feta means on board.
(02:13):
Oh yeah, uh seven hundred kilograms.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't know of a metha fit sounds like a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Is it just floating out there?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, Billy, they uh, well, they lost it. It's been
missing off Northland's east coast for a few weeks now. Whoops.
So look it's uh yeah, it is a lot of
myth efetamine. It it's uh, I believe that's New zo Yeah,
(02:45):
New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
But hey, if you want some some or a lot
of meth.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
They have no idea where it is now, who knows.
I mean there's only three meters right, so it's a
pretty small boat. A lot of method enemies on. There's
a lot of them just drugs. Uh. Police is a
local story. I thought this is kind of funny. Police
look for a burglar and a pande costume. Oh yeah,
(03:14):
Boter County Shares Office asking for the public's help and
identifying three burglars from two gas station burglars burglaries in
Superior and apparently they asked for the public's help and
identifying burglars that apparently one of them is in a pandecostume.
Look at whoever's in the panecostume. You keep that up.
(03:35):
I'm just saying, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Sounds like times might be tough for extreme turbo smash.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I know, I was thinking about those guys, man, They're awesome.
The transportation staff for the city of Voter have been
dispatched out in the city streets for a special mission
on Tuesday, apparently to remove illegally posted traffic signs in
four different locations. The sign use some very choice words
(04:02):
for drivers, asking them to put down their cell phones,
avoid distracted driving, and obey the posted speed limit, but
not necessarily well those words exactly. They they say things
like speed limit thirty five, get off your damn phone.
(04:23):
They say things like speed limit forty five, don't kill
any kids today. And the one that I can't mention, well,
how does it word to scoop?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Slow the down?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, speed limit forty miles an hour, Slow the f
bomb down? And they they print the F bomb there's
a Yeah, there's apparently four different areas these signs have
been posted. You're going to say, I appreciate the fact
that it's drawing attention now, he he said, the factor, yeah,
(04:58):
he said, I appreciate the fact is drawing attention to
the fact that we'd like people to slow down, yeah,
or not be on their phones. And there's probably again
a few more appropriate ways about getting that message out.
I think that message should remain. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
If you are the person who made it, we won't
narc you out. We just want copies of the signs.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Slow the F bomb down.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
We'll pay you or trade out for stuff. For three
D print stuff, we'll trade out.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
So if you're one of the many people who are
watching the fight, what was it Monday, Friday night? Friday night?
Oh yeah, that's Friday. It's kind of weird to think
about it now because for so many of us we
had a desk grow right, it's you know, seventy six percent.
I think mine was stuck in forever twenty six percent. Anyway,
(05:54):
you knew watching that, you just knew Netflix was going
to have some people out there just ready to sue him.
And it didn't take long for that to happen. Let's see,
if you're looking at a frozen screen, you were mad. Well,
there's something that you can't do about it. Afore, a
(06:15):
man named Ronald Blue dent and has full a class
action lost it against Netflix, calling Netflix's failure legendary. He's
suing for breach of contract and other offenses. He's seeking
an unspecified amount of damages. Netflix has acknowledged that some
members had a bad experience, but they still consider that
(06:39):
particular fight just a huge success. You're ready. They claim
that one hundred and eight million people watched the Streamely,
he's so called fight. Wow, damn, one hundred and eight
million people. That is insane.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Now, last week they had said sixty million. Now was
this was that sixty million logins like that many accounts
and so they're just well saying other people were in
the rooms.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I think they didn't have a preliminary number as far
as who signed up, who were already members everything else.
They say now that it's all said and done, it
was more like one hundred and eight million households were streaming.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
At So okay, it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Man, that's a crazy number. When you think about Jesus.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Man, you're talking about one in three people in America.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, right, that's crazy. All right. So what do you
guys know about cruises? You ever been on a cruise?
You ever been on a cruise? Scoop?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I did a couple. My parents were big on him
when I was kids.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
My mom liked them, but she would go with her,
you know, her male friend Larry. It's done. They'd always
hit up cruises.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Right, might be a little different if you don't have
to like fly to it as well as right Like
for her, she could probably just do a car exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It drives me to port it's interesting though. I've been
on one cruise I thought it was awful. Imagine if
you're on a cruise ship, because they're huge, right, you
don't really feel the ocean. That's how so many people
that would take a regular boat out on the ocean
they get sick, right because motion is exhaust go, I
can't go. But on a cruise ship you don't normally
(08:23):
feel it swaying back and forth.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Right.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Well, a Royal Caribbean cruise ship called Explore of the Sea.
It docked in Miami on Sunday and apparently it was
supposed to arrive in Spain, but there was an incident.
Uh oh. Five days into it got hit by a
what they say is a huge gust of wind near
(08:47):
the Canary Islands off Africa, and it left the ship
tilted to one side with thousands of people on board.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Like significantly tipped over.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
So yeah, one passenger said it felt like a forty
five degree angle and lasted three minutes. The captain said
it was more like fourteen to fifteen degrees, but that's
still a lot for a big ship. Tables, chairs were
slided across the rooms, they were broken glass everywhere on
the ship there's video where a big screen displays. I
(09:25):
guess the big screen display just slides across the floor
and it takes no doubt the classes in the table
and smashes it everywhere.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Watching it now, oh are you?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It's definitely not forty five degrees, at least not at
this point, but it is probably a good oh wow,
twenty to thirty Damn, people can't walk like they're holding
hands trying to keep each other up.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
That's hilarious anyway. I guess people are showing you the
walk video of it. A guy who is on board
talked to a reporter while in Miami revealed that the
song My Heart Will Go On from Titanic was playing. Wow,
(10:08):
this was happening, so it makes it just a little
bit more ironic. Either song from the Titanic.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's either a great DJ or a terrible terrible.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It's funny because, you know, he said, because of the song,
people thought that tilting was part of the show in
the main theater, and they thought it was part of
it for a minute. It was like, WHOA, what a
cool special effect, until they realized it debably wasn't a
special effect. They say, the ship was fine. It righted itself,
(10:43):
but had to return to port after one person was
injured needed medical attention. That's why it got to Miami
three days later. Oh okay, but tell me that's not funny.
I mean, it seems kind of wild that that big
of a ship can lean on its side like that,
but it was pretty significant. When you see the video,
it's wild.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I want to see what happened to the buffet tables, because,
first off, I love a good buffet, but you gotta
imagine all.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
The food just slid right off.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh yeah, somebody's just leaning over to get some biscuits
and gravy and it comes all over.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I mean, your dad, Ale, the food was slight off
your table at the you know you're eating food.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
It was just who.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That had be wild weird experience, all right. And lastly,
so I know about you, but I'm getting excited for this.
Not even Thanksgiving yet and we already got some you know,
family members getting ready to taze each other. He always
get some good family stories for superstories. The sixty one
year old woman in Florida, her name is Cheryl. She
(11:43):
got rested last week turned a domestic disturbance. She apparently
flipped out when her daughter said that she wanted to
leave and live with her dad. Shell's nine year old
mother was also there at the time, so so she's
sixty one. Her daughter says she wants to move in
(12:05):
with her dad.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Do we have an age of this daughter, because I'm
guessing roughly thirty facing out the family tree here a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, I imagine somewhere in that ballpark. Okay, it doesn't say,
I wish it did. But Cheryl apparently was so pissed
off about it she she put out a pink taser
and a kitchen knife, pointed them both at her daughter
and her mom and shouted, I got a taser and
I got pepper spray. Who's first? She was gonna go
(12:37):
like wwe on her man, But she didn't actually have
the pepper spray.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
She had a knife.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
She blocked the door, kept him from leaving. The daughter
eventually escaped through the garage, and the grandmother removed the
barricade to get out the front door. Nobody was hurt,
but yeah, she she didn't get arrested. Nobody's leaving this house,
no without my permission.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Say, if you've got to get one or the other,
which are you taking.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Uh, the mom of the kid.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
No, the pepper spray or the may or the or
the taser.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Oh, probably the taser. Okay, yeah, probably the taser because
pepper spray, if they hit you with that eyes, dude,
that's your whole day. That's stabilitating for an hour or two, right,
you know, you're a taser and a daser. It sucks.
(13:34):
It's more intense than the pepper spray, I think, but
it's only it's only fifteen seconds or five seconds, whatever
it may be. It doesn't it doesn't jack you up
for an hour two hours like pepper spray. Forgot about it.
Uh no, sir, I'd take Yeah, I take
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
St y'all all stop, Yeah you are stupid stories brought
to you.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
By steal and Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right. New study reveals how dust mites trigger the
immune system and cause allergic reactions that they're being inhaled.
Experts recommend only inhaling dust mites on special occasions.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
White words.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, the restaurant industry thinks there's gonna be a new
trend in dining out Wednesdays every week of twenty twenty
five Wednesdays.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Huh hm Any particular reason why they think it's a.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
New trend to break up the week? Scoop is dining
out on Wednesdays? Okay, yes, that's a new trend coming
to twenty twenty five because nobody is doing that in
twenty twenty four. Yeah, yeah, you know what we need
when you go spend one hundred dollars on the cheeseburger
and that way we're gonna break up the week. Yeah,
shut up.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
This sounds like reasoning why like TGI Fridays went bankrupt. Yeah,
because we're TGI Fridays, not TGI Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Right, TGI Friday's bro no Saturday. Screw that. W A
twenty nine year old man in Washington he apparently stole
a deli delivery truck with an employee inside the truck.
Oh that's never good, man, Can I just get out?
(01:29):
A man in Pennsylvania was caught on camera. He was
a uh pleasure himself. It's handling business in his neighbor's property. Oh,
he thought he was on his property. Apparently when he
was confronted by the neighbor, he goes, oh, oh my bad.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
And hops over his fanc where's the line again? He
also seemed very very very drunk. Hey, this is not
to have a lot of people looking for it. Apparently
there is a missing boat. It's a three a three
meter skiff. So it's a tiny little thing. Okay, it
does have seven hundred kilograms a myth feta means on board.
(02:13):
Oh yeah, uh seven hundred kilograms.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't know of a metha fit sounds like a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Is it just floating out there?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, Billy, they uh, well, they lost it. It's been
missing off Northland's east coast for a few weeks now. Whoops.
So look it's uh yeah, it is a lot of
myth efetamine. It it's uh, I believe that's New zo Yeah,
(02:45):
New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
But hey, if you want some some or a lot
of meth.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
They have no idea where it is now, who knows.
I mean there's only three meters right, so it's a
pretty small boat. A lot of method enemies on. There's
a lot of them just drugs. Uh. Police is a
local story. I thought this is kind of funny. Police
look for a burglar and a pande costume. Oh yeah,
(03:14):
Boter County Shares Office asking for the public's help and
identifying three burglars from two gas station burglars burglaries in
Superior and apparently they asked for the public's help and
identifying burglars that apparently one of them is in a pandecostume.
Look at whoever's in the panecostume. You keep that up.
(03:35):
I'm just saying, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Sounds like times might be tough for extreme turbo smash.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I know, I was thinking about those guys, man, They're awesome.
The transportation staff for the city of Voter have been
dispatched out in the city streets for a special mission
on Tuesday, apparently to remove illegally posted traffic signs in
four different locations. The sign use some very choice words
(04:02):
for drivers, asking them to put down their cell phones,
avoid distracted driving, and obey the posted speed limit, but
not necessarily well those words exactly. They they say things
like speed limit thirty five, get off your damn phone.
(04:23):
They say things like speed limit forty five, don't kill
any kids today. And the one that I can't mention, well,
how does it word to scoop?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Slow the down?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, speed limit forty miles an hour, Slow the f
bomb down? And they they print the F bomb there's
a Yeah, there's apparently four different areas these signs have
been posted. You're going to say, I appreciate the fact
that it's drawing attention now, he he said, the factor, yeah,
(04:58):
he said, I appreciate the fact is drawing attention to
the fact that we'd like people to slow down, yeah,
or not be on their phones. And there's probably again
a few more appropriate ways about getting that message out.
I think that message should remain. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
If you are the person who made it, we won't
narc you out. We just want copies of the signs.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Slow the F bomb down.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
We'll pay you or trade out for stuff. For three
D print stuff, we'll trade out.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
So if you're one of the many people who are
watching the fight, what was it Monday, Friday night? Friday night?
Oh yeah, that's Friday. It's kind of weird to think
about it now because for so many of us we
had a desk grow right, it's you know, seventy six percent.
I think mine was stuck in forever twenty six percent. Anyway,
(05:54):
you knew watching that, you just knew Netflix was going
to have some people out there just ready to sue him.
And it didn't take long for that to happen. Let's see,
if you're looking at a frozen screen, you were mad. Well,
there's something that you can't do about it. Afore, a
(06:15):
man named Ronald Blue dent and has full a class
action lost it against Netflix, calling Netflix's failure legendary. He's
suing for breach of contract and other offenses. He's seeking
an unspecified amount of damages. Netflix has acknowledged that some
members had a bad experience, but they still consider that
(06:39):
particular fight just a huge success. You're ready. They claim
that one hundred and eight million people watched the Streamely,
he's so called fight. Wow, damn, one hundred and eight
million people. That is insane.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Now, last week they had said sixty million. Now was
this was that sixty million logins like that many accounts
and so they're just well saying other people were in
the rooms.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I think they didn't have a preliminary number as far
as who signed up, who were already members everything else.
They say now that it's all said and done, it
was more like one hundred and eight million households were streaming.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
At So okay, it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Man, that's a crazy number. When you think about Jesus.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Man, you're talking about one in three people in America.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, right, that's crazy. All right. So what do you
guys know about cruises? You ever been on a cruise?
You ever been on a cruise? Scoop?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I did a couple. My parents were big on him
when I was kids.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
My mom liked them, but she would go with her,
you know, her male friend Larry. It's done. They'd always
hit up cruises.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Right, might be a little different if you don't have
to like fly to it as well as right Like
for her, she could probably just do a car exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It drives me to port it's interesting though. I've been
on one cruise I thought it was awful. Imagine if
you're on a cruise ship, because they're huge, right, you
don't really feel the ocean. That's how so many people
that would take a regular boat out on the ocean
they get sick, right because motion is exhaust go, I
can't go. But on a cruise ship you don't normally
(08:23):
feel it swaying back and forth.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Right.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Well, a Royal Caribbean cruise ship called Explore of the Sea.
It docked in Miami on Sunday and apparently it was
supposed to arrive in Spain, but there was an incident.
Uh oh. Five days into it got hit by a
what they say is a huge gust of wind near
(08:47):
the Canary Islands off Africa, and it left the ship
tilted to one side with thousands of people on board.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Like significantly tipped over.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
So yeah, one passenger said it felt like a forty
five degree angle and lasted three minutes. The captain said
it was more like fourteen to fifteen degrees, but that's
still a lot for a big ship. Tables, chairs were
slided across the rooms, they were broken glass everywhere on
the ship there's video where a big screen displays. I
(09:25):
guess the big screen display just slides across the floor
and it takes no doubt the classes in the table
and smashes it everywhere.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Watching it now, oh are you?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It's definitely not forty five degrees, at least not at
this point, but it is probably a good oh wow,
twenty to thirty Damn, people can't walk like they're holding
hands trying to keep each other up.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
That's hilarious anyway. I guess people are showing you the
walk video of it. A guy who is on board
talked to a reporter while in Miami revealed that the
song My Heart Will Go On from Titanic was playing. Wow,
(10:08):
this was happening, so it makes it just a little
bit more ironic. Either song from the Titanic.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's either a great DJ or a terrible terrible.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It's funny because, you know, he said, because of the song,
people thought that tilting was part of the show in
the main theater, and they thought it was part of
it for a minute. It was like, WHOA, what a
cool special effect, until they realized it debably wasn't a
special effect. They say, the ship was fine. It righted itself,
(10:43):
but had to return to port after one person was
injured needed medical attention. That's why it got to Miami
three days later. Oh okay, but tell me that's not funny.
I mean, it seems kind of wild that that big
of a ship can lean on its side like that,
but it was pretty significant. When you see the video,
it's wild.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I want to see what happened to the buffet tables, because,
first off, I love a good buffet, but you gotta
imagine all.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
The food just slid right off.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh yeah, somebody's just leaning over to get some biscuits
and gravy and it comes all over.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I mean, your dad, Ale, the food was slight off
your table at the you know you're eating food.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
It was just who.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That had be wild weird experience, all right. And lastly,
so I know about you, but I'm getting excited for this.
Not even Thanksgiving yet and we already got some you know,
family members getting ready to taze each other. He always
get some good family stories for superstories. The sixty one
year old woman in Florida, her name is Cheryl. She
(11:43):
got rested last week turned a domestic disturbance. She apparently
flipped out when her daughter said that she wanted to
leave and live with her dad. Shell's nine year old
mother was also there at the time, so so she's
sixty one. Her daughter says she wants to move in
(12:05):
with her dad.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Do we have an age of this daughter, because I'm
guessing roughly thirty facing out the family tree here a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, I imagine somewhere in that ballpark. Okay, it doesn't say,
I wish it did. But Cheryl apparently was so pissed
off about it she she put out a pink taser
and a kitchen knife, pointed them both at her daughter
and her mom and shouted, I got a taser and
I got pepper spray. Who's first? She was gonna go
(12:37):
like wwe on her man, But she didn't actually have
the pepper spray.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
She had a knife.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
She blocked the door, kept him from leaving. The daughter
eventually escaped through the garage, and the grandmother removed the
barricade to get out the front door. Nobody was hurt,
but yeah, she she didn't get arrested. Nobody's leaving this house,
no without my permission.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Say, if you've got to get one or the other,
which are you taking.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Uh, the mom of the kid.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
No, the pepper spray or the may or the or
the taser.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Oh, probably the taser. Okay, yeah, probably the taser because
pepper spray, if they hit you with that eyes, dude,
that's your whole day. That's stabilitating for an hour or two, right,
you know, you're a taser and a daser. It sucks.
(13:34):
It's more intense than the pepper spray, I think, but
it's only it's only fifteen seconds or five seconds, whatever
it may be. It doesn't it doesn't jack you up
for an hour two hours like pepper spray. Forgot about it.
Uh no, sir, I'd take Yeah, I take
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