November 25, 2024 • 13 mins
Korean Man dodges military service by gaining too much weight to serve.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine kbp I and your show time first
Stupid Stories stol Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Stop, yeah, you are stupid stories brought to you by
the Mendendez brothers.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Okay, they're in court today. Are you gonna get out?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Basically, they got some quote new evidence to show the
judge and uh they may they may let him out
on basically saying, okay, you committed manslaughter instead of murder,
and you've already done your time for manslaughter.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, Like in the Jesse Smollett it was a procedural thing, right,
It's not like he didn't still do it still, see
he's still faked it. It still was. It was just
a procedural, right, you know, paperwork thing. Uh. Anyway, let's
get it to it. You know, the Earth loses its
(00:53):
temporary well temporary mini moon today by mini moon, we've
had a second one orbiting us for like two months now.
It's about the size of the school bus. But today,
well today no longer or is it leaves us by
many more checking out? Huh uh huh, it's getting sucked
(01:13):
away in the space. McDonald's announced they launching a new
mcvalue menu next year, So you're gonna be able to
get it. It was like double cheeseburgers and had a
second one for a buck. Oh that's not bad, yeah, man,
So once you do one, they'll give you a second
one for a dollar.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Not a bad deal, right.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
They actually have some decent combo meals right now. They've
got a two cheeseburgers, twenty chicken nuggets, and two large
two medium fries and it comes out to about twelve bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
We went there the other day and just got an
order of large French fries. Saturday, we dropped the kids off,
we did date night.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Michael wanted some French fries, just one fry.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Just wanted one large fry.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
We had a coke and car. They were out of
coke and look.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I got a coke here? Whatte a coke? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
How does that happen? So one order of large French
fries at McDonald's in Elizabeth, how much?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I just thought to myself. Four dollars and I said
that sounds ridiculously high.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Four dollars and twelve cents, oh for one large order
of No four thirty one four dollars and thirty one
cents for one large order of French fries.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Oh is that crazy?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
One large order of French fries Like that's it.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
No burger, no drink.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh man, yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Uh. Well, school bus driver here in Colorado, he got
a little explaining to you. He got fired cand face
chargers at dumping forty elementary school kids on the side
of the road.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Now this says in freezing weather.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It wasn't that cold last week, right, Apparently he was
feeling in for another driver and he didn't know the stops.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
But look, at least he didn't take him home with him.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I mean, come on, I gotta look at the bright side. Man, Damn,
it's all the kids had to walk a little further.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's good for him. Character.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Have you seen kids nowadays? They all need to walk, man,
all of them. Put a little exercise.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Please cancel rock. It's a safe community, right, at least
I think so.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Probably not. Police the Netherlands carried out a big drug
raid and they found they found a gardenome well completely
made out of MDMA. Okay, completely a big ass garden
home statue completely made out of MDMA. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Is passing around? Just have a lick? Uh huh, just
lick the gnome. It's like the everybody biting a chunk
of the nose.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
A zoop keeper in Japan is facing charges for stealing
the animal's food and then eating it himself. Damn, it's
not like he was stealing people's he was stealing the
animal's food.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Maybe as a monkey's baniana. He's steal a monkey's baniana.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I don't know what it was. It was the chum
from the ocean.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Oh sine tail.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
No Gross, a car dealer in New Zealand, refused us
in the couple. They're fifteen thousand dollars refund insteady Noise
sent him.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I don't know, pictures of poop, just pictures.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Huh yeah, you need what his going far as stending
of poop, you know that's too far. Here's a picture
of poop.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
This email or physical mail, physical mail. Wow, that takes
some effort.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, they thought they were getting a refund. They open
it up and it's like a picture of a turd.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's like a ploid. It's floating in toilet with it
without toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Uh without it's gotta be right. Yeah, takes a better
picture with out.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
That's hilarious. Twenty six year old men in South Korea
was sound guilty of deliberately gaining weight to avoid mandatory
military service.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh wow, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
He apparently double the amount of food he was eating
so he'd be overweight. Too overweight to serve. Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Sorry, sir, the uniform won't fit.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I guess I'm gonna have to go home.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Right, How funny is that? You hurt fat out?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
But on the way, he just he was so scared
of doing the military, he just started overeating and became
so obese. He was below standards. Like he's a pretty
low standard beginning with.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Right, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I mean we heard stories about like in the Vietnam War,
people shoot themselves in the foot to avoid the draft.
This guy here, I mean, he's gonna lose a foot
different way, but.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I mean diabetes foot.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
People are like, man, you are gaining some weight. I
am restaurant owner in Maryland. He confronted two guys from
peeing in front of his store, so they beat him up.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Oh man, damn, that's just rude. Please find an alley.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Right. Cemetery in England will start charging people to visit
their loved ones graves. Oh yeah, yeahn't it crazy? Have
to pay six dollars six dollars just to go.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Go see a grave site.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I should bring the whole family. That's gonna start adding
up right.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
That's insane. So you guys know he's an F one
indie racer. He was racing to the Las Vegas GP
this past weekend and his name is Max Max Investor
Stapend or something, the stap It. Anyway, he said, this
is funny because we we all seen, witnessed or heard
(07:04):
somebody that didn't smoke weed confront a group of people
that did smoke weed with that secondhand smoke. Bs. They
always say, remember remember back years ago when we had
the running back for Broncos Mike Anderson, and he got
busted from marijuana in the system, and he argued that
(07:25):
it was secondhand smoke. So at the time I was
doing the morning show with d Makin Stout. Stout never ever, ever, ever,
ever ever ever smoked weed, right, So I put him
in the car with me with a couple other guys
and we did the great Stout like smoke out and
we smoked from a bong. It just filled this car
(07:46):
up in my garage like a covile. Mons in the
radio station for an hour and like just I had
buddies come out and just pulled bonghad after bong hit
blowed his face and just windows rolled up, I mean
in the garage for an hour, like as thick as
you can get the smoke. And he didn't test positive
for secondhand smoke.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Wow, that's not as much pot as you could possibly
get on someone without them physically taking a hit.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Oh, I mean, it.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Was unreal how much smoke was in the car, right,
But Max for stapping, he claimed that he was quite
high in his car because the strong sin of marijuana
during the Las Vegas Grand Prix qualifying drive. So he
said he was just zipping around the Las Vegas Strip
and then he can smell marijuana and he got high
in his car, zipping around one hundred eighty miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Come on, man with an open cockpit and a helmet all.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I mean, jeez.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Apparently egg prices have really gone up. There's like three
or four stories today about egg prices.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Egg prices huh yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Egg prices of grocery that okay, wow, they were a
third How do you zero point four percent in October
from a year prior?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Oh wow, damn Wow, that is a lot. There may
not be the deviled eggs on the table this year.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Uh huh, because I got chickens four eggs a day.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
That's what we get. They pretty good.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, yes, not bad. Had him yesterday in an omelet
white Castle. Well, it's being mocked online, but this ain't bad.
Trust me, man, It's pretty good. So they say I've
only seen it. I only claiming this is good because
I've tried it once. They claiming that they're burgers make
really good things giving stuffy.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I've heard that. Yes, yeah, you chop them up.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You had some spices, some chicken stock, you're baking at
three point fifty for thirty five minutes and bury them.
You got some white castle slider stuffy. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Sounds good, sounds delicious.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I actually like those white Castle siders. Get them all
the time. Uh. Ten year old Wisconsin called nine one
one for well, for not what you normally called nine
Normally if ten year olds called nine one one, it's bad,
right right number one? Want you emergency? Mom and dad
are fighting or something like that. Right. Well, this ten
year old he just needed some help with his math homework,
(10:13):
and believe or not, the nine one one operator actually
helped him out. Oh really, Yeah, he was having trouble
with decimals, and the nine one one dispatcher told him
that she's been out of school for forty years, but
she had some help.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
She checked down. The deputy was good at math, and
he helped him over the phone. Oh wow, it's pretty funny.
And don't call back. Where was that at. Must be
a slow crime area.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Wisconsin.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yeah, yeah, so they got time to deal with that, right.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Uh No, A lot going on.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
And what's one of those towns? Osh cosh, yeah, oge
cosh packed up nine one one calls all right. The
first wedding chapel located inside of a liquor store just
opened in New Orleans. Okay, what sounds like the world
is trying to be Las Vegas out there. The store
is called Chuck's in the wedding venue Chuck's Chapel.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Oh look what he did there.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
They put a small stage with a couple of church
pews and stained glass window. It's right next to the
refrigerated section where all the forties are at. Oh. When
he walked down the aisle, he can literally walk down
the aisle of the store and grab a forty.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
If so, be.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
It nothing, they should put it next to the champagne.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I mean, nothing says classy like walking down the aisle
your favorite liquor store slash wedding chapel. The first couple
got married last weekend there. The efficient was Elvis impersonator.
Oh okay, all right, I mean this place really goes classy.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
It's not just the guy that's behind the counter.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Hold on, let me go get my outfit on. Close
the front doors.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Now.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
The groom said he and his new wife decide to
go there because they both quote.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Love to drink.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Perfect couple wedding package to start five hundred dollars. Wow,
they got a tasting room big enough to host a
small reception. We're guessing a decent price on booze for
that wedding chap of liquor store. Yeah, come on down, man,
you're gonna love this place?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
By beating?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
No, man, we got you covered. Bring your wallet.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
That's funny, open bar kind of Thirty three year old
guy in Missouri named Anthony Simpson stole a shopping cart
full of red Bull on Thursday and then led cops
on a high speeder suit. He walked out of Schnook's
grocery store in Saint Louis with over five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Worth of red bull. Wow, that's a lot of red bull,
is it not. I just wondered how full this cart was.
I mean, I feel like you gotta fill that thing
up to the.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Rim for five hundred dollars right right. Anyway, some cops
actually saw him pushing the car through the parking lot.
They knew who this guy was because he's done it
a bunch of times before in the past month. They say,
he's stolen stuff from a bunch of other grocery stores
in the area. But it's well, it's always red bull
that he's stealing too. Anyway, he hops in his car
and took god when he heard the siren. They you
(13:21):
over one hundred and twenty miles an hour. We went
through traffic, driving on the shoulder of the road. That
book gives you wings, baby. He eventually crashed into a
concrete barrier. He refused to get out of his car
until they fired pepper balls at him. Their staved says
all resistance and ceased all resistance. He's facing charges of theft, fleeing,
(13:44):
and driving on a revoked license. He's like, I got
outrun him. I got a car full of red Bull.
That's too funny.
One seven nine kbp I and your show time first
Stupid Stories stol Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Stop, yeah, you are stupid stories brought to you by
the Mendendez brothers.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Okay, they're in court today. Are you gonna get out?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Basically, they got some quote new evidence to show the
judge and uh they may they may let him out
on basically saying, okay, you committed manslaughter instead of murder,
and you've already done your time for manslaughter.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, Like in the Jesse Smollett it was a procedural thing, right,
It's not like he didn't still do it still, see
he's still faked it. It still was. It was just
a procedural, right, you know, paperwork thing. Uh. Anyway, let's
get it to it. You know, the Earth loses its
(00:53):
temporary well temporary mini moon today by mini moon, we've
had a second one orbiting us for like two months now.
It's about the size of the school bus. But today,
well today no longer or is it leaves us by
many more checking out? Huh uh huh, it's getting sucked
(01:13):
away in the space. McDonald's announced they launching a new
mcvalue menu next year, So you're gonna be able to
get it. It was like double cheeseburgers and had a
second one for a buck. Oh that's not bad, yeah, man,
So once you do one, they'll give you a second
one for a dollar.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Not a bad deal, right.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
They actually have some decent combo meals right now. They've
got a two cheeseburgers, twenty chicken nuggets, and two large
two medium fries and it comes out to about twelve bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
We went there the other day and just got an
order of large French fries. Saturday, we dropped the kids off,
we did date night.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Michael wanted some French fries, just one fry.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Just wanted one large fry.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
We had a coke and car. They were out of
coke and look.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I got a coke here? Whatte a coke? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
How does that happen? So one order of large French
fries at McDonald's in Elizabeth, how much?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I just thought to myself. Four dollars and I said
that sounds ridiculously high.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Four dollars and twelve cents, oh for one large order
of No four thirty one four dollars and thirty one
cents for one large order of French fries.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Oh is that crazy?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
One large order of French fries Like that's it.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
No burger, no drink.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh man, yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Uh. Well, school bus driver here in Colorado, he got
a little explaining to you. He got fired cand face
chargers at dumping forty elementary school kids on the side
of the road.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Now this says in freezing weather.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It wasn't that cold last week, right, Apparently he was
feeling in for another driver and he didn't know the stops.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
But look, at least he didn't take him home with him.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I mean, come on, I gotta look at the bright side. Man, Damn,
it's all the kids had to walk a little further.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's good for him. Character.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Have you seen kids nowadays? They all need to walk, man,
all of them. Put a little exercise.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Please cancel rock. It's a safe community, right, at least
I think so.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Probably not. Police the Netherlands carried out a big drug
raid and they found they found a gardenome well completely
made out of MDMA. Okay, completely a big ass garden
home statue completely made out of MDMA. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Is passing around? Just have a lick? Uh huh, just
lick the gnome. It's like the everybody biting a chunk
of the nose.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
A zoop keeper in Japan is facing charges for stealing
the animal's food and then eating it himself. Damn, it's
not like he was stealing people's he was stealing the
animal's food.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Maybe as a monkey's baniana. He's steal a monkey's baniana.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I don't know what it was. It was the chum
from the ocean.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Oh sine tail.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
No Gross, a car dealer in New Zealand, refused us
in the couple. They're fifteen thousand dollars refund insteady Noise
sent him.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I don't know, pictures of poop, just pictures.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Huh yeah, you need what his going far as stending
of poop, you know that's too far. Here's a picture
of poop.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
This email or physical mail, physical mail. Wow, that takes
some effort.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, they thought they were getting a refund. They open
it up and it's like a picture of a turd.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's like a ploid. It's floating in toilet with it
without toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Uh without it's gotta be right. Yeah, takes a better
picture with out.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
That's hilarious. Twenty six year old men in South Korea
was sound guilty of deliberately gaining weight to avoid mandatory
military service.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh wow, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
He apparently double the amount of food he was eating
so he'd be overweight. Too overweight to serve. Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Sorry, sir, the uniform won't fit.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I guess I'm gonna have to go home.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Right, How funny is that? You hurt fat out?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
But on the way, he just he was so scared
of doing the military, he just started overeating and became
so obese. He was below standards. Like he's a pretty
low standard beginning with.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Right, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I mean we heard stories about like in the Vietnam War,
people shoot themselves in the foot to avoid the draft.
This guy here, I mean, he's gonna lose a foot
different way, but.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I mean diabetes foot.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
People are like, man, you are gaining some weight. I
am restaurant owner in Maryland. He confronted two guys from
peeing in front of his store, so they beat him up.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Oh man, damn, that's just rude. Please find an alley.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Right. Cemetery in England will start charging people to visit
their loved ones graves. Oh yeah, yeahn't it crazy? Have
to pay six dollars six dollars just to go.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Go see a grave site.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I should bring the whole family. That's gonna start adding
up right.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
That's insane. So you guys know he's an F one
indie racer. He was racing to the Las Vegas GP
this past weekend and his name is Max Max Investor
Stapend or something, the stap It. Anyway, he said, this
is funny because we we all seen, witnessed or heard
(07:04):
somebody that didn't smoke weed confront a group of people
that did smoke weed with that secondhand smoke. Bs. They
always say, remember remember back years ago when we had
the running back for Broncos Mike Anderson, and he got
busted from marijuana in the system, and he argued that
(07:25):
it was secondhand smoke. So at the time I was
doing the morning show with d Makin Stout. Stout never ever, ever, ever,
ever ever ever smoked weed, right, So I put him
in the car with me with a couple other guys
and we did the great Stout like smoke out and
we smoked from a bong. It just filled this car
(07:46):
up in my garage like a covile. Mons in the
radio station for an hour and like just I had
buddies come out and just pulled bonghad after bong hit
blowed his face and just windows rolled up, I mean
in the garage for an hour, like as thick as
you can get the smoke. And he didn't test positive
for secondhand smoke.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Wow, that's not as much pot as you could possibly
get on someone without them physically taking a hit.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Oh, I mean, it.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Was unreal how much smoke was in the car, right,
But Max for stapping, he claimed that he was quite
high in his car because the strong sin of marijuana
during the Las Vegas Grand Prix qualifying drive. So he
said he was just zipping around the Las Vegas Strip
and then he can smell marijuana and he got high
in his car, zipping around one hundred eighty miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Come on, man with an open cockpit and a helmet all.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I mean, jeez.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Apparently egg prices have really gone up. There's like three
or four stories today about egg prices.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Egg prices huh yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Egg prices of grocery that okay, wow, they were a
third How do you zero point four percent in October
from a year prior?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Oh wow, damn Wow, that is a lot. There may
not be the deviled eggs on the table this year.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Uh huh, because I got chickens four eggs a day.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
That's what we get. They pretty good.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, yes, not bad. Had him yesterday in an omelet
white Castle. Well, it's being mocked online, but this ain't bad.
Trust me, man, It's pretty good. So they say I've
only seen it. I only claiming this is good because
I've tried it once. They claiming that they're burgers make
really good things giving stuffy.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I've heard that. Yes, yeah, you chop them up.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You had some spices, some chicken stock, you're baking at
three point fifty for thirty five minutes and bury them.
You got some white castle slider stuffy. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Sounds good, sounds delicious.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I actually like those white Castle siders. Get them all
the time. Uh. Ten year old Wisconsin called nine one
one for well, for not what you normally called nine
Normally if ten year olds called nine one one, it's bad,
right right number one? Want you emergency? Mom and dad
are fighting or something like that. Right. Well, this ten
year old he just needed some help with his math homework,
(10:13):
and believe or not, the nine one one operator actually
helped him out. Oh really, Yeah, he was having trouble
with decimals, and the nine one one dispatcher told him
that she's been out of school for forty years, but
she had some help.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
She checked down. The deputy was good at math, and
he helped him over the phone. Oh wow, it's pretty funny.
And don't call back. Where was that at. Must be
a slow crime area.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Wisconsin.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yeah, yeah, so they got time to deal with that, right.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Uh No, A lot going on.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
And what's one of those towns? Osh cosh, yeah, oge
cosh packed up nine one one calls all right. The
first wedding chapel located inside of a liquor store just
opened in New Orleans. Okay, what sounds like the world
is trying to be Las Vegas out there. The store
is called Chuck's in the wedding venue Chuck's Chapel.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Oh look what he did there.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
They put a small stage with a couple of church
pews and stained glass window. It's right next to the
refrigerated section where all the forties are at. Oh. When
he walked down the aisle, he can literally walk down
the aisle of the store and grab a forty.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
If so, be.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
It nothing, they should put it next to the champagne.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I mean, nothing says classy like walking down the aisle
your favorite liquor store slash wedding chapel. The first couple
got married last weekend there. The efficient was Elvis impersonator.
Oh okay, all right, I mean this place really goes classy.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
It's not just the guy that's behind the counter.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Hold on, let me go get my outfit on. Close
the front doors.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Now.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
The groom said he and his new wife decide to
go there because they both quote.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Love to drink.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Perfect couple wedding package to start five hundred dollars. Wow,
they got a tasting room big enough to host a
small reception. We're guessing a decent price on booze for
that wedding chap of liquor store. Yeah, come on down, man,
you're gonna love this place?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
By beating?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
No, man, we got you covered. Bring your wallet.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
That's funny, open bar kind of Thirty three year old
guy in Missouri named Anthony Simpson stole a shopping cart
full of red Bull on Thursday and then led cops
on a high speeder suit. He walked out of Schnook's
grocery store in Saint Louis with over five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Worth of red bull. Wow, that's a lot of red bull,
is it not. I just wondered how full this cart was.
I mean, I feel like you gotta fill that thing
up to the.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Rim for five hundred dollars right right. Anyway, some cops
actually saw him pushing the car through the parking lot.
They knew who this guy was because he's done it
a bunch of times before in the past month. They say,
he's stolen stuff from a bunch of other grocery stores
in the area. But it's well, it's always red bull
that he's stealing too. Anyway, he hops in his car
and took god when he heard the siren. They you
(13:21):
over one hundred and twenty miles an hour. We went
through traffic, driving on the shoulder of the road. That
book gives you wings, baby. He eventually crashed into a
concrete barrier. He refused to get out of his car
until they fired pepper balls at him. Their staved says
all resistance and ceased all resistance. He's facing charges of theft, fleeing,
(13:44):
and driving on a revoked license. He's like, I got
outrun him. I got a car full of red Bull.
That's too funny.
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