February 18, 2025 • 13 mins
Two Greeley Men Get Busted for trying to Shoot Drugs into a Prison with a T-Shirt Cannon
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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you by.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Water World now hiring for the twenty twenty five season.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh man, does it not scream water World today or what?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So ay dude, you have something to come from hotei klum.
Oh really yeah? Apparently she reported yesterday she started finding
random chin hairs and I thought that was kind of cude.
All right, here we goes do with stories. Eighty seven
year man Oklahoma. Wow, he just scored the Guinness World
Record for the largest brick collection. This man has eight thousand,
(00:44):
eight hundred and eighty two different bricks.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, for whatever reason, bricks are his thing. But they're
all different, all different, all different bricks. I'll collect bricks.
It's a weird thing collect speaking of a brick and
kind of a different kind of brick. Thieves use a
uul Chuck Robert place called Sasquatch Bricks in Washington State.
And well they were only inside for like five minutes
(01:11):
and they got over ten thousand dollars worth of Lego sets.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh so four of them. Yeah, yeah, that didn't take
too many.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Dude, five minutes and he grabbed ten over ten grand
five minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, you get a couple of those big ones.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And dude, how much are Lego sets? Man?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I mean, if you get if you can find yourself
the Cloud City from back in the day that goes
for five grand on its own. Initially that set was
probably seventy five bucks. No, yep, they.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Make the same Legos that are in that set.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Uh No, they've discontinued some of them. That set had
the original boba fat in it, and that's kind of
what makes it.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh okay, a little pricey. That's just crazy. Anyway, ten
grand where the Lego sets in under five minutes is
mind blowing. Police in Florida say, the tempted murderer suspect
so deputy's cruiser then pulled over a car, then carjacked
the driver that he pulled over before crashing that car,
(02:17):
and now he's being arrested. Oh and the interesting part
is mug shoty. He wasn't wearing a T shirt. Shirtless
Huh yeah, yeah, shirtless, just you know, carjacking everything in sight.
There's a local grocery store in New Hampshire. Di scored
a mildly venomous snake hiding in the shipment of bananas.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Mildly venomous.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What kind of snake was it?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't know, I'm just questioning. Mildly venomous. Yeah, like
the first bite doesn't get you, but like three or
four does you in.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Find out it's right here. See if you can click
it on that and find out what kind of to me,
there's either venomous or not. N You don't hear a
you know a quote mildly thrown in there? That often
Oh that that rattlesnake. He just mildly venomous, said, no
one ever a cat eyed snake, a cat ira don't
(03:16):
like it? A cat eyed snake.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And it saysn't here mildly venomous.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
What the hell does that mean? Like it'll make you sick,
but you're not gonna die from it. Maybe mildly venomous.
That's the worst description ever. Like you're you're kind of weak,
but kind of strong, so passive aggressive.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh, the venom isn't all that impactful to humans. Animals though,
looks like animals as word cause problems. Keep it away
from your cap well, they say about three or four
times a year, they'll find something in their groceries that
came from another country, usually not as poisonous as this.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
But mydly, a man in Maryland he won the fifty
thousand dollars jackpot and some scratch off lottery deal. He
intentionally waited six months to cash it in, just a
couple of days before it would expire, he said, And
(04:20):
somebody he said, quote, I just wanted to hold on
to it, but I sure was excited about it. But yeah,
he waited until two days before it expired and went
in and cashed it in for fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Do you think they let him keep the ticket? The souvenir,
I don't know, be kind of a cool thing to frame.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm sure it would. Fifty geees that would help man,
that'd be that's just a scratch off man. Yeah, that's impressive.
Uh So here's something else is impressive. A driver was
to sleep at the wheel with the car's engine running
at a gas stay. And apparently the cops got called
(05:04):
because this person's passed out behind the wheel, car running.
Right when they get this person out, this driver, well,
they blew a point four to three four under breath
asshole that is nine times the legal limit a point,
(05:25):
not a zero, but a point four three four.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
And that's not the American legal limit, that's the Australian
legal limit. I feel like they give you a little
more leeway over there.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, this was a woman forty one years old nine
times the legal limit on her breathalyzer. Wow, the figure
was quote so unbelievably. Hi, the police officer said she
was surprised the driver was not in a coma. That's
a point four three four.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
That is wow.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You working on that? That add some work, all right?
So thank god everybody aboard. There's like seventy eight seven
six passengers of four crew members, eighty people in total.
Delta Airlines. The jet just flew, flipped over on its roof,
it rolled when it landed, it looked like an okay landing,
Like they say it was windy, but these jets are
(06:23):
made for that, right, So they're still trying to figure
it out. What you know, what exactly happened. But when
you see the video of it, man, the thing was
on fire. It was like a movie stem like it
was just tearing down the tarmac, just big ball of flames.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
If you told me what happened. If you're describing it
to me, I would just assume everybody on board was dead.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, or at least jacked up in some way.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Like it touched down, it rolled, the wing, wing came
off and it slid on its hood for quite a way.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
A Delta Airlines jet flipped on this roof while landing
Monday at Toronto's Piercing Airport, but all eighty people on
board survived. Those that were hurt relatively minor injuries. Seventy
six passengers, four crew members at two fifteen in the afternoon.
So you know, it wasn't like it was at night
(07:14):
or something more difficult. Just a little snowy, little cold,
It says, not clear what went so drastically wrong when
the plane touched down, it looked like it was steal
in gear, just saying do you forget to take it
out of drive or park or something? What happened? Authorities
(07:37):
are investigating what they are calling it. Tipted the homicide
after a woman was shot the face of the Crossbow
in New Jersey on Monday afternoon, shortly before six pm,
Saturbrook Police Department spot at nine one one call reporting
that a woman who was seriously injured at her job.
When officers arrived, they found the woman had been shot
the face with a crossbow. The suspect fled the scene.
(08:03):
Authorities says unclear authorities know who her assailant is. The
woman was taking the area hospital and been treated for
her serious injuries.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
But I'm sure they're on the lookout for somebody with
a crossbow.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
It looks like this woman just came out of a
subway or the person who shot this woman just walked
out of a subway with the crossbow said damn, a
look at crossbow. Yikes, man and just turned around and
walked back off. What the what The crossbow is just medieval,
(08:39):
isn't it. It's like, damn, that's just wicked.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
If you want a surefire away of getting into stupid stories,
crossbow will do it. I mean, yes, she's been shot
in the face with a gun. We probably wouldn't be
talking about it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I mean, sixteenth Street madll to day. But a crossbow,
that's that's out there. Yeah, that's a that's another layer
of like do they want to kill you? Yeah, but
they want you to hurt, Like crossbow is much more
evil than a gun.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I want you to die, But it's not right.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Now, right, I want you to die by something called
a bolt, like a bolt, damn, that's just mean just
a rude way to go. Like damn, you shot me
with a boat with a crossbow. You went an old testament. Damn, damn.
I mean that is just that's a rough way to go.
(09:31):
You know what makes this story makes me want to do?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Get out of my crossbow and shoot a little bit.
Just walk around my neighborhood my crossbow? Is he carrying
a crossbow authority? Right? That's something you just don't see.
You'll see some people packing a gun down and then
maybe you know, even see some dudes with their you know,
compound bow and their big old plastic suitcase. But a crossbow.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
That's gonna get you some attention.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
People are gonna talk to us all day do walking
down the road across bow? Shut up? People talk about
that right all right? Anyway, So apparently these the dynamic
duo nineteen year old and eighteen year old were caught
attempting to smuggle two hundred grand were the contraman into
(10:17):
a federal prison. Two hundred thousand dollars into a prison
via damn t shirt cannon. They planning to shoot one
hundred and twelve thousand dollars worth a tobacco at about
ninety thousand dollars worth of meth.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
How much tobacco did you say?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
One hundred and twelve thousand dollars worth of tobacco.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
You're getting one hundred thousand dollars worth of tobacco.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh, that's about five cartons of marblows. Cuz they going
jail value with that.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh that's prison prices gone.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah. I don't know, I have no idea what it is,
but I feel like that's got to be for one
hundred and twelve thousand. I feel like you're shooting wheelbarrows over.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, I mean you got to shoot a big ass, huge,
like old school Green Army Duffel bag of cigarettes over
to get one hundred twelve thousand dollars on anyway, But
ninety thousand dollars worth of meth.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Again, quite a bit of physical amount to get up
over the wall.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Well, it's it's funny because they were apparently caught the act. Say,
we also don't know what this cannon looked like, but
it had a range of over three hundred and fifty feet. Wow. Wow,
they said it was Actually so, I said, we don't.
(11:43):
We do know. The canon wasn't antique nineteenth century artillery.
It was used in compressed air. So it's probably close
to that t shirt cannon we've seen the arenas. But
I mean you get a compressor on a pick them
up truck with a big old I mean it shoots
paint cans.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You know, Yeah, I mean to get a hundred thousand
dollars worth of tobacco over the wall. You it's probably
what you gotta be doing, is I'm thinking of like
the old was it drum tobacco that just came in,
like the red can? Like they're just shooting those cans
over unrolled.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Right, just it's raining cartons of cigarettes. Lord have mercy.
Is it's cloudy with a chance of new ports falling
out this guy? That would be freaking hilarious. Both men
were arrested. One of them is in the country illegally.
(12:41):
So there you have it. One hundred and twelve thousand
dollars worth of tobacco products. It's gotta be some skull cans,
some of them bandit dips or whatever get hit in
the head with a torpedo of you know, dip right.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Did we hear about a smoke shot in Greeley getting
knocked over anytime recently? You know?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
But I'm sure there's one or three of them that's
been been knocked though it only ocurs on Monday, Wednesdays
and Fridays. It's the greely thing to do.
One o seven nine KVPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
St y'all all stop. Yes you are stories brought to
you by.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Water World now hiring for the twenty twenty five season.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh man, does it not scream water World today or what?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So ay dude, you have something to come from hotei klum.
Oh really yeah? Apparently she reported yesterday she started finding
random chin hairs and I thought that was kind of cude.
All right, here we goes do with stories. Eighty seven
year man Oklahoma. Wow, he just scored the Guinness World
Record for the largest brick collection. This man has eight thousand,
(00:44):
eight hundred and eighty two different bricks.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, for whatever reason, bricks are his thing. But they're
all different, all different, all different bricks. I'll collect bricks.
It's a weird thing collect speaking of a brick and
kind of a different kind of brick. Thieves use a
uul Chuck Robert place called Sasquatch Bricks in Washington State.
And well they were only inside for like five minutes
(01:11):
and they got over ten thousand dollars worth of Lego sets.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh so four of them. Yeah, yeah, that didn't take
too many.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Dude, five minutes and he grabbed ten over ten grand
five minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, you get a couple of those big ones.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And dude, how much are Lego sets? Man?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I mean, if you get if you can find yourself
the Cloud City from back in the day that goes
for five grand on its own. Initially that set was
probably seventy five bucks. No, yep, they.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Make the same Legos that are in that set.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Uh No, they've discontinued some of them. That set had
the original boba fat in it, and that's kind of
what makes it.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh okay, a little pricey. That's just crazy. Anyway, ten
grand where the Lego sets in under five minutes is
mind blowing. Police in Florida say, the tempted murderer suspect
so deputy's cruiser then pulled over a car, then carjacked
the driver that he pulled over before crashing that car,
(02:17):
and now he's being arrested. Oh and the interesting part
is mug shoty. He wasn't wearing a T shirt. Shirtless
Huh yeah, yeah, shirtless, just you know, carjacking everything in sight.
There's a local grocery store in New Hampshire. Di scored
a mildly venomous snake hiding in the shipment of bananas.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Mildly venomous.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What kind of snake was it?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't know, I'm just questioning. Mildly venomous. Yeah, like
the first bite doesn't get you, but like three or
four does you in.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Find out it's right here. See if you can click
it on that and find out what kind of to me,
there's either venomous or not. N You don't hear a
you know a quote mildly thrown in there? That often
Oh that that rattlesnake. He just mildly venomous, said, no
one ever a cat eyed snake, a cat ira don't
(03:16):
like it? A cat eyed snake.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And it saysn't here mildly venomous.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
What the hell does that mean? Like it'll make you sick,
but you're not gonna die from it. Maybe mildly venomous.
That's the worst description ever. Like you're you're kind of weak,
but kind of strong, so passive aggressive.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh, the venom isn't all that impactful to humans. Animals though,
looks like animals as word cause problems. Keep it away
from your cap well, they say about three or four
times a year, they'll find something in their groceries that
came from another country, usually not as poisonous as this.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
But mydly, a man in Maryland he won the fifty
thousand dollars jackpot and some scratch off lottery deal. He
intentionally waited six months to cash it in, just a
couple of days before it would expire, he said, And
(04:20):
somebody he said, quote, I just wanted to hold on
to it, but I sure was excited about it. But yeah,
he waited until two days before it expired and went
in and cashed it in for fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Do you think they let him keep the ticket? The souvenir,
I don't know, be kind of a cool thing to frame.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm sure it would. Fifty geees that would help man,
that'd be that's just a scratch off man. Yeah, that's impressive.
Uh So here's something else is impressive. A driver was
to sleep at the wheel with the car's engine running
at a gas stay. And apparently the cops got called
(05:04):
because this person's passed out behind the wheel, car running.
Right when they get this person out, this driver, well,
they blew a point four to three four under breath
asshole that is nine times the legal limit a point,
(05:25):
not a zero, but a point four three four.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
And that's not the American legal limit, that's the Australian
legal limit. I feel like they give you a little
more leeway over there.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, this was a woman forty one years old nine
times the legal limit on her breathalyzer. Wow, the figure
was quote so unbelievably. Hi, the police officer said she
was surprised the driver was not in a coma. That's
a point four three four.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
That is wow.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You working on that? That add some work, all right?
So thank god everybody aboard. There's like seventy eight seven
six passengers of four crew members, eighty people in total.
Delta Airlines. The jet just flew, flipped over on its roof,
it rolled when it landed, it looked like an okay landing,
Like they say it was windy, but these jets are
(06:23):
made for that, right, So they're still trying to figure
it out. What you know, what exactly happened. But when
you see the video of it, man, the thing was
on fire. It was like a movie stem like it
was just tearing down the tarmac, just big ball of flames.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
If you told me what happened. If you're describing it
to me, I would just assume everybody on board was dead.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, or at least jacked up in some way.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Like it touched down, it rolled, the wing, wing came
off and it slid on its hood for quite a way.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
A Delta Airlines jet flipped on this roof while landing
Monday at Toronto's Piercing Airport, but all eighty people on
board survived. Those that were hurt relatively minor injuries. Seventy
six passengers, four crew members at two fifteen in the afternoon.
So you know, it wasn't like it was at night
(07:14):
or something more difficult. Just a little snowy, little cold,
It says, not clear what went so drastically wrong when
the plane touched down, it looked like it was steal
in gear, just saying do you forget to take it
out of drive or park or something? What happened? Authorities
(07:37):
are investigating what they are calling it. Tipted the homicide
after a woman was shot the face of the Crossbow
in New Jersey on Monday afternoon, shortly before six pm,
Saturbrook Police Department spot at nine one one call reporting
that a woman who was seriously injured at her job.
When officers arrived, they found the woman had been shot
the face with a crossbow. The suspect fled the scene.
(08:03):
Authorities says unclear authorities know who her assailant is. The
woman was taking the area hospital and been treated for
her serious injuries.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
But I'm sure they're on the lookout for somebody with
a crossbow.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
It looks like this woman just came out of a
subway or the person who shot this woman just walked
out of a subway with the crossbow said damn, a
look at crossbow. Yikes, man and just turned around and
walked back off. What the what The crossbow is just medieval,
(08:39):
isn't it. It's like, damn, that's just wicked.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
If you want a surefire away of getting into stupid stories,
crossbow will do it. I mean, yes, she's been shot
in the face with a gun. We probably wouldn't be
talking about it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I mean, sixteenth Street madll to day. But a crossbow,
that's that's out there. Yeah, that's a that's another layer
of like do they want to kill you? Yeah, but
they want you to hurt, Like crossbow is much more
evil than a gun.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I want you to die, But it's not right.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Now, right, I want you to die by something called
a bolt, like a bolt, damn, that's just mean just
a rude way to go. Like damn, you shot me
with a boat with a crossbow. You went an old testament. Damn, damn.
I mean that is just that's a rough way to go.
(09:31):
You know what makes this story makes me want to do?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Get out of my crossbow and shoot a little bit.
Just walk around my neighborhood my crossbow? Is he carrying
a crossbow authority? Right? That's something you just don't see.
You'll see some people packing a gun down and then
maybe you know, even see some dudes with their you know,
compound bow and their big old plastic suitcase. But a crossbow.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
That's gonna get you some attention.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
People are gonna talk to us all day do walking
down the road across bow? Shut up? People talk about
that right all right? Anyway, So apparently these the dynamic
duo nineteen year old and eighteen year old were caught
attempting to smuggle two hundred grand were the contraman into
(10:17):
a federal prison. Two hundred thousand dollars into a prison
via damn t shirt cannon. They planning to shoot one
hundred and twelve thousand dollars worth a tobacco at about
ninety thousand dollars worth of meth.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
How much tobacco did you say?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
One hundred and twelve thousand dollars worth of tobacco.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
You're getting one hundred thousand dollars worth of tobacco.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh, that's about five cartons of marblows. Cuz they going
jail value with that.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh that's prison prices gone.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah. I don't know, I have no idea what it is,
but I feel like that's got to be for one
hundred and twelve thousand. I feel like you're shooting wheelbarrows over.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, I mean you got to shoot a big ass, huge,
like old school Green Army Duffel bag of cigarettes over
to get one hundred twelve thousand dollars on anyway, But
ninety thousand dollars worth of meth.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Again, quite a bit of physical amount to get up
over the wall.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Well, it's it's funny because they were apparently caught the act. Say,
we also don't know what this cannon looked like, but
it had a range of over three hundred and fifty feet. Wow. Wow,
they said it was Actually so, I said, we don't.
(11:43):
We do know. The canon wasn't antique nineteenth century artillery.
It was used in compressed air. So it's probably close
to that t shirt cannon we've seen the arenas. But
I mean you get a compressor on a pick them
up truck with a big old I mean it shoots
paint cans.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You know, Yeah, I mean to get a hundred thousand
dollars worth of tobacco over the wall. You it's probably
what you gotta be doing, is I'm thinking of like
the old was it drum tobacco that just came in,
like the red can? Like they're just shooting those cans
over unrolled.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Right, just it's raining cartons of cigarettes. Lord have mercy.
Is it's cloudy with a chance of new ports falling
out this guy? That would be freaking hilarious. Both men
were arrested. One of them is in the country illegally.
(12:41):
So there you have it. One hundred and twelve thousand
dollars worth of tobacco products. It's gotta be some skull cans,
some of them bandit dips or whatever get hit in
the head with a torpedo of you know, dip right.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Did we hear about a smoke shot in Greeley getting
knocked over anytime recently? You know?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
But I'm sure there's one or three of them that's
been been knocked though it only ocurs on Monday, Wednesdays
and Fridays. It's the greely thing to do.
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