June 10, 2025 • 17 mins
Man Calls 911 after finding out there's no Sex in the Champaign Room
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KVP. I and your show time
for stupid stories. Yeah, yeah, you are stupid stories, brought
you by steal and steal tools, all right, steal steal equipment.
So there are a few things. I don't know why,
but it just worked out. There are a lot of
animal stories in the news today. Before we get to that, though,
(00:24):
I did find some wild weird stats. For example, one
night's day, I saw this at this pinhouse. Now it
is at the five star Mandarin Oriental Mayfair Hotel in London. Fancy,
I guess, pinky out man, not like the Hilton, Dude,
funniest thing. I'm at the Hilton in what garden? I'm
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at the Hilton Garden in Suites in Scottsdale. We get
there and it is We're there for my daughter's you know,
National American mispageant, which means it's pageant city everywhere you look,
sequence and glitter and tons of god apful hairspray. Uh
So it's all tons of ladies varying in age.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I've randed some girl in the elevator. She's like, I'm
in the Old Lady Classic, you know, and she's going
for a National American miss and she was forty, you know,
and so that all over the place. Right we get there,
we've been road tripping, mind you, my kid thrown up
in in the back seat, and we wanted well, we
wanted to shower.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No hot water, oh no, for the whole hotel.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
This is this How do you know you're at a
pageant hotel without saying you're at a pageant hotel? I
come front desk, the dude answers front desk, and I said, hey, man, uh,
we don't have any hot water in this in this room.
We're just getting settled in. That is that a thing?
He goes, bro, I'm just gonna be honest. There are
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too many girls in the hotel right now. I said,
what here goes two women? Man, all the hot waters
used up in that way. Let's go a day. So
right around around the shows and there are a few
shows a different you know, different age grews, the hotel
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will run out of freaking water hot water. Wow, because
everywhere you look just pageant girls. And I don't know
if you were aware, but they needed some extra shower
time aparently. Anyway, this Priticia hotel, I just mentioned this
five star a Mandarin Oriental Mayfair Hotel fifty four thousand
(02:38):
dollars for one.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Night, one night.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, well, fifty four hundred and ten dollars to be exact,
for one night.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
There's probably some sort of like resort fee on top
of that, right, Like, I.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Can't imagine fifty four thousand dollars. Imagine you take a
sprite out of this, the mini bar is gonna be
sixty Oh wow, yeah, yeah, man, fifty four thousand dollars
one night. Can anything happen that night? We're fifty four thousand? No,
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I figured they better have somebody that's taking stuff out
of the minibar for me for that price, right a sprite?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, put together the straw and make it work. Just
get to my little longer.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Any pistachios in there.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
California Governor Gavin Newsom there President Trump to arrest him.
I thought this was because he probably feels safer in
the California prison in California. TSA is warning this has
to be funny if this actually happens. TSA is warning
travelers that Costco membership cards are not a valid form
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of identification.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Oh why did that even come up?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Because you know you need that government issue ID now.
So a lot of her thinking that the costco ID
fits that.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
The Costco's the government.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, yeah, it fits him out. Look, you slide the
tsage and a few hot dogs in a rotisserie chicken,
he might let you in. I don't know, but yeah,
it's not gonna work as a government ID. Sorry. Sorry.
Apparently Javis Kelsey and Taylor Swift attended a wedding in Tennessee.
She wore a dress from Vera Wang. He wore a
(04:24):
leash from pet COO. Heterosexual couples in the news because
apparently heterosexual couples that cuddle before they fall asleep, well
they enjoy quote key health benefits like lower stress levels
a few other benefits according to this most recent report.
(04:45):
So yeah, just heterosexual couples. I guess if you're gay though,
it doesn't matter. Somebody started a conversation about weird things
witness on planes. I feel like this passenger wins. They
posted a photo of a passenger playing Amazing Grace on
recorder after their flight landed. I was like, that's a
(05:08):
little weird. I'd worry about that passenger.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Stop forcing people to listen to your songs on the
airplane though, right, I don't know if you saw that
little girl that was singing the Malana.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh yeah, man, horrible. And look, nobody wants to hear
your effing conversation. Either when you're on your AirPod and
you're just sitting there talking. I can't believe people you
have full on conversations, or the other day when I
was loading up, he just had the other dude on speakerphone,
just on speakerphone, like carry on a conversation the entire time.
Like nobody wants to hear that, bro, Like put it
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on the headphones or just turn it off, or can
you tell me to call him back late? Like get
off the phone. Uh Man told cops he was driving
one hundred and thirty miles per hour because he was
late for a job interview. Oh, I feel like you're
gonna be a little later now.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Right, You're not getting that job, buddy.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I mean one hundred. I really think it depends on
well my prower was supposed to speed them it really
If it was a seventy five, I know, maybe give
him a little break. If it was a twenty five, Yeah,
you're probably not getting a job.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I kind of want to hear from the interview were.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's uh like a good quality.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Like after they've gone through the whole interview, we'll be like,
so do you like this guy and he's like, yeah,
I think he fits. Be like, now, what if we
told you he got busted doing one hundred and thirty
miles per hour on the.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Way here, tells me he really wants that job.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
He's a go getter.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, man, well he puts to go and go get her.
That's a passion and desire for the job. Let's hire him.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
He'll do anything to get to work on it.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
If you were doing seventy five and got busted, you know,
then that's not really showing the desire that we need
to see. You know, one hundred and thirty that's doing it.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Man, He's given a one hundred and thirty percent, and
then some sixteen year old basketball player urinated in the
opponent's water jug is no longer facing charges.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
But wait, the reason why there's no charges or the
charges were dropped there's no statue in New Mexico law
that says you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Right, Guys like we don't have enough evidence to charge
them with straight up battery. That's what the initial charges were, right,
and they're like, and there's no other thing that fits.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Now, how quickly urinating in the opponent's water? Jug gonna
get out outlawed in New Mexico. Uh, there's gonna somebody's
gonna run on that. That's gonna be their campaign though.
All right, I don't know why this is news, but
apparently Chipotle has a new dip for the first time
in five years.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Oh it's Adobe Ranch, Adobe Ranch.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
They say, a smoky, spicy twist on America's favorite dressing. Okay,
look that's what you're looking for.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I'm okay with cheese on my burritos, but ranch, smoky ranch, Man,
smoky ranch.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, spicy, come on, makes everything better. Do you believe
in kim trails? No? No, eight states, eight states are
trying to allow kim trails. Just outlaw huh in that condensation?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Uh? How do you gonna outlaw condensation?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Science? Stop the science natural formation of clouds should be outlawed.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Stop at aid states and trying to allow kim trails
even though they don't exist. Monica pleasing. So look what
there's I'm like, I think that conversation. No, Google search.
What is that conversation? Shut up? Yeah, I'm just saying, hey,
how about this flight from nowhere? It really is a
(09:04):
flight to nowhere? It left from Switzerland to Greece. It
took thirty two hours. It got re routed and made
five landing too different airports, oh, before returning to where
it initiated this flight from. Yeah, it made five different
airports before returning back to Switzerland. So it was a
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thirty two hour flights to nowhere. I'd be mad as hell.
Oh yeah, could you imagine thirty two hours.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
More than a day wasted and you.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Land same place it took go from.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
At first, I thought this was like one of those
Christmas ones where it's, you know, we load up all
the kids on the airplane, we go up, we fly
around for a half hour, We land in quote the
North Pole, the kids meet Santa, we repeat the process.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Fish. No, man, this just couldn't get the flight land
in Germany. Where was it at? Uh? It's Greece, Grease,
Switzerland and Grease. They got reraded may five different landings
at different airports before they said, nah, look we're we're
not gonna be able to land in Greece. I don't
know why, but whatever, that would suck. Uh, pet owners,
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you gotta be mad at this. All this happened in Montreal.
You have Montreal weird. Here's how weird they are. The
dog park, it's got signs that said they you could
be fined if your dog barks at a dog park.
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Some Montreal dog owners were stunned this week to learn
a dog park they've been taking their furry friends to
a suddenly outlawed barking and violators can be fine according
to signed five hundred to two thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh wow, what yes, I'm not taking my dog to
that park.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
The sign stipulates that it is forbidden to let your
dog bark wine or how.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Is this just at the park or is this like
a city wide.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
This is at the dog park, which is got the
people that go to the dog park all frustrated because
they're like, uh, you know, dogs bark at one another
when they're at a dog park, when they're playing, right,
that's what they do. So obviously the people that attended
the dog park, or used to attend it, are a
little stressed this. One guy says, to be honest, I'm
always looking around and see what dog is doing good.
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Make sure he's not barking too much or not having
too much fun, because I'm afraid to get fine. Dog
owners said Friday that couldn't believe the city would bam
barking at dog parks and say it's just natural for
a dog to Barkwave's plane that you want to say.
The Burrow said it was working on other measures for
the dog park as well, including new fence and the
hedges to rahap, limit noise and I don't know, make
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defence moral, I guess sound proof and not such an
ice moral OPINQ that they say something. Dog Owners interviewed
at the park said Friday that these measures are appropriate,
but say the barking rule has got to go because
when the dogs play with other dogs, they they tend
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to bark and they don't want to get fined. So yeah,
that's a little bit of an odd rule to say
the least at a dog park.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
It's like, feel like if you go down the street
and your dog's barking.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You know what, they should outlaw water parks? Water way
how about that? Well, see here we're a water park,
but we don't have any water. I don't know, man,
it seems like a problem. You know, I guess there
was a runaway zebra in Tennessee. Yep, name name Ed.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Ed's the nickname. He has a real name, but they've
been calling him Ed for some reason.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Well, he's a runaway pat zebra. He was on the
loose for more than a week, and he became an
internet sensation.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Has he he was all over the internet.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well, it looks like they captured him. On Sunday, Ed
was airlifted and flown by a helicopter back to a
waiting animal trailer. UH. Videos posted a by the shriffs
office said Ed was wrapped up in a net head
sticking out as he's carried by a helicopter to the trailer. Apparently,
the zebras spotted and filmed running along Interstate twenty four
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daynforcing deputies shut down the entire interstate. Ah Damn had
escaped into a wooded area, his owner reported and missing.
And then there are several sightings posted to social media.
Ed was filmed trotting just through a neighborhood. I guess
everybody's like, holy moly, here's a zebra. Is that stuffing
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you see every day?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
No, Julian and I have been to a couple of these,
like small petting farms, like when we go on vacation.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Zebras are the meanest out of all of them.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
When I was gonna say, you know, zebra's hurt more
zoo keepers than any other animal at the zoo.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Really, you know why that is?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Zebras have never been domesticated, So zebra is just they're
not friendly. No, despite what ed here is and you
know what you may read about. Yeah, zebras are the
worst for me. Man, do not approach, they do not
line humans. And lastly, twenty twenty one year olds. I
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thought he's twenty twenty one year old cat. You gotta
rest in Clearwater, Flord. On Sunday, this guy called nine
one one. Imagine being this stupid. All right, I gotta
say this guy is from Saudi Arabia, so he may
not be aware of how strip club works. But dude
called nine one one to report that there were well,
there were no ladies giving up the sex in the
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champagne room. Oh no, So anyway, he told the nine
one one operator, imagine Colin be in number one, what's
your emergency? Well, I requested sex from a STAB member.
I gave her three hundred dollars and she did not
give me the sex. You imagine what his expectation is
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that the sheriff or some police officer is going to
show up and take this stripper back to the VIP room.
Now you you do the sex with him.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Or at least give the three hundred back one of
those two. Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah. The nine oator was like, excuse me, she did
not sex him up, That's what he said, not sex
me up. You know what three hundred dollars is though,
what's that? It's the price of a thirty minute viap
champagne room package. Oh okay, sounds nice.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Thirty minutes into vip room ten dollars a minute.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Huh. He was actually still on the phone when the
cops got there.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
That means they were right outside.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Or he is really having a problem trying to.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Get convinced that.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
No, no, you, you don't understand. I gave her to
three hundred dollars. She did not give me the sex.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
She didn't sex me up.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Not give me the sex. This is quote. She did
not give me the sex. She did not sex him up.
Oh he just turned twenty one last week. Oh, first
time they know what they're rested him for. What's that
they rested him for misusing nine to one one? Oh okay,
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they're released him the five hundred dollar bill.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
That's the easy charge because they've got it all recorded.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
You're an idiot.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
The whole prostitution thing. They're gonna have to bring in
the street. Burn bro, come coo coo.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
They don't do that, or at least not when you're
as ugly as you are.
One O seven nine KVP. I and your show time
for stupid stories. Yeah, yeah, you are stupid stories, brought
you by steal and steal tools, all right, steal steal equipment.
So there are a few things. I don't know why,
but it just worked out. There are a lot of
animal stories in the news today. Before we get to that, though,
(00:24):
I did find some wild weird stats. For example, one
night's day, I saw this at this pinhouse. Now it
is at the five star Mandarin Oriental Mayfair Hotel in London. Fancy,
I guess, pinky out man, not like the Hilton, Dude,
funniest thing. I'm at the Hilton in what garden? I'm
(00:48):
at the Hilton Garden in Suites in Scottsdale. We get
there and it is We're there for my daughter's you know,
National American mispageant, which means it's pageant city everywhere you look,
sequence and glitter and tons of god apful hairspray. Uh
So it's all tons of ladies varying in age.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I've randed some girl in the elevator. She's like, I'm
in the Old Lady Classic, you know, and she's going
for a National American miss and she was forty, you know,
and so that all over the place. Right we get there,
we've been road tripping, mind you, my kid thrown up
in in the back seat, and we wanted well, we
wanted to shower.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No hot water, oh no, for the whole hotel.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
This is this How do you know you're at a
pageant hotel without saying you're at a pageant hotel? I
come front desk, the dude answers front desk, and I said, hey, man, uh,
we don't have any hot water in this in this room.
We're just getting settled in. That is that a thing?
He goes, bro, I'm just gonna be honest. There are
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too many girls in the hotel right now. I said,
what here goes two women? Man, all the hot waters
used up in that way. Let's go a day. So
right around around the shows and there are a few
shows a different you know, different age grews, the hotel
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will run out of freaking water hot water. Wow, because
everywhere you look just pageant girls. And I don't know
if you were aware, but they needed some extra shower
time aparently. Anyway, this Priticia hotel, I just mentioned this
five star a Mandarin Oriental Mayfair Hotel fifty four thousand
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dollars for one.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Night, one night.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, well, fifty four hundred and ten dollars to be exact,
for one night.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
There's probably some sort of like resort fee on top
of that, right, Like, I.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Can't imagine fifty four thousand dollars. Imagine you take a
sprite out of this, the mini bar is gonna be
sixty Oh wow, yeah, yeah, man, fifty four thousand dollars
one night. Can anything happen that night? We're fifty four thousand? No,
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I figured they better have somebody that's taking stuff out
of the minibar for me for that price, right a sprite?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, put together the straw and make it work. Just
get to my little longer.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Any pistachios in there.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
California Governor Gavin Newsom there President Trump to arrest him.
I thought this was because he probably feels safer in
the California prison in California. TSA is warning this has
to be funny if this actually happens. TSA is warning
travelers that Costco membership cards are not a valid form
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of identification.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Oh why did that even come up?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Because you know you need that government issue ID now.
So a lot of her thinking that the costco ID
fits that.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
The Costco's the government.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, yeah, it fits him out. Look, you slide the
tsage and a few hot dogs in a rotisserie chicken,
he might let you in. I don't know, but yeah,
it's not gonna work as a government ID. Sorry. Sorry.
Apparently Javis Kelsey and Taylor Swift attended a wedding in Tennessee.
She wore a dress from Vera Wang. He wore a
(04:24):
leash from pet COO. Heterosexual couples in the news because
apparently heterosexual couples that cuddle before they fall asleep, well
they enjoy quote key health benefits like lower stress levels
a few other benefits according to this most recent report.
(04:45):
So yeah, just heterosexual couples. I guess if you're gay though,
it doesn't matter. Somebody started a conversation about weird things
witness on planes. I feel like this passenger wins. They
posted a photo of a passenger playing Amazing Grace on
recorder after their flight landed. I was like, that's a
(05:08):
little weird. I'd worry about that passenger.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Stop forcing people to listen to your songs on the
airplane though, right, I don't know if you saw that
little girl that was singing the Malana.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh yeah, man, horrible. And look, nobody wants to hear
your effing conversation. Either when you're on your AirPod and
you're just sitting there talking. I can't believe people you
have full on conversations, or the other day when I
was loading up, he just had the other dude on speakerphone,
just on speakerphone, like carry on a conversation the entire time.
Like nobody wants to hear that, bro, Like put it
(05:40):
on the headphones or just turn it off, or can
you tell me to call him back late? Like get
off the phone. Uh Man told cops he was driving
one hundred and thirty miles per hour because he was
late for a job interview. Oh, I feel like you're
gonna be a little later now.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Right, You're not getting that job, buddy.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I mean one hundred. I really think it depends on
well my prower was supposed to speed them it really
If it was a seventy five, I know, maybe give
him a little break. If it was a twenty five, Yeah,
you're probably not getting a job.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I kind of want to hear from the interview were.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's uh like a good quality.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Like after they've gone through the whole interview, we'll be like,
so do you like this guy and he's like, yeah,
I think he fits. Be like, now, what if we
told you he got busted doing one hundred and thirty
miles per hour on the.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Way here, tells me he really wants that job.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
He's a go getter.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, man, well he puts to go and go get her.
That's a passion and desire for the job. Let's hire him.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
He'll do anything to get to work on it.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
If you were doing seventy five and got busted, you know,
then that's not really showing the desire that we need
to see. You know, one hundred and thirty that's doing it.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Man, He's given a one hundred and thirty percent, and
then some sixteen year old basketball player urinated in the
opponent's water jug is no longer facing charges.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
But wait, the reason why there's no charges or the
charges were dropped there's no statue in New Mexico law
that says you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Right, Guys like we don't have enough evidence to charge
them with straight up battery. That's what the initial charges were, right,
and they're like, and there's no other thing that fits.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Now, how quickly urinating in the opponent's water? Jug gonna
get out outlawed in New Mexico. Uh, there's gonna somebody's
gonna run on that. That's gonna be their campaign though.
All right, I don't know why this is news, but
apparently Chipotle has a new dip for the first time
in five years.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Oh it's Adobe Ranch, Adobe Ranch.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
They say, a smoky, spicy twist on America's favorite dressing. Okay,
look that's what you're looking for.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I'm okay with cheese on my burritos, but ranch, smoky ranch, Man,
smoky ranch.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, spicy, come on, makes everything better. Do you believe
in kim trails? No? No, eight states, eight states are
trying to allow kim trails. Just outlaw huh in that condensation?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Uh? How do you gonna outlaw condensation?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Science? Stop the science natural formation of clouds should be outlawed.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Stop at aid states and trying to allow kim trails
even though they don't exist. Monica pleasing. So look what
there's I'm like, I think that conversation. No, Google search.
What is that conversation? Shut up? Yeah, I'm just saying, hey,
how about this flight from nowhere? It really is a
(09:04):
flight to nowhere? It left from Switzerland to Greece. It
took thirty two hours. It got re routed and made
five landing too different airports, oh, before returning to where
it initiated this flight from. Yeah, it made five different
airports before returning back to Switzerland. So it was a
(09:27):
thirty two hour flights to nowhere. I'd be mad as hell.
Oh yeah, could you imagine thirty two hours.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
More than a day wasted and you.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Land same place it took go from.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
At first, I thought this was like one of those
Christmas ones where it's, you know, we load up all
the kids on the airplane, we go up, we fly
around for a half hour, We land in quote the
North Pole, the kids meet Santa, we repeat the process.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Fish. No, man, this just couldn't get the flight land
in Germany. Where was it at? Uh? It's Greece, Grease,
Switzerland and Grease. They got reraded may five different landings
at different airports before they said, nah, look we're we're
not gonna be able to land in Greece. I don't
know why, but whatever, that would suck. Uh, pet owners,
(10:21):
you gotta be mad at this. All this happened in Montreal.
You have Montreal weird. Here's how weird they are. The
dog park, it's got signs that said they you could
be fined if your dog barks at a dog park.
(10:42):
Some Montreal dog owners were stunned this week to learn
a dog park they've been taking their furry friends to
a suddenly outlawed barking and violators can be fine according
to signed five hundred to two thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh wow, what yes, I'm not taking my dog to
that park.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
The sign stipulates that it is forbidden to let your
dog bark wine or how.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Is this just at the park or is this like
a city wide.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
This is at the dog park, which is got the
people that go to the dog park all frustrated because
they're like, uh, you know, dogs bark at one another
when they're at a dog park, when they're playing, right,
that's what they do. So obviously the people that attended
the dog park, or used to attend it, are a
little stressed this. One guy says, to be honest, I'm
always looking around and see what dog is doing good.
(11:35):
Make sure he's not barking too much or not having
too much fun, because I'm afraid to get fine. Dog
owners said Friday that couldn't believe the city would bam
barking at dog parks and say it's just natural for
a dog to Barkwave's plane that you want to say.
The Burrow said it was working on other measures for
the dog park as well, including new fence and the
hedges to rahap, limit noise and I don't know, make
(12:02):
defence moral, I guess sound proof and not such an
ice moral OPINQ that they say something. Dog Owners interviewed
at the park said Friday that these measures are appropriate,
but say the barking rule has got to go because
when the dogs play with other dogs, they they tend
(12:24):
to bark and they don't want to get fined. So yeah,
that's a little bit of an odd rule to say
the least at a dog park.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
It's like, feel like if you go down the street
and your dog's barking.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You know what, they should outlaw water parks? Water way
how about that? Well, see here we're a water park,
but we don't have any water. I don't know, man,
it seems like a problem. You know, I guess there
was a runaway zebra in Tennessee. Yep, name name Ed.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Ed's the nickname. He has a real name, but they've
been calling him Ed for some reason.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Well, he's a runaway pat zebra. He was on the
loose for more than a week, and he became an
internet sensation.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Has he he was all over the internet.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well, it looks like they captured him. On Sunday, Ed
was airlifted and flown by a helicopter back to a
waiting animal trailer. UH. Videos posted a by the shriffs
office said Ed was wrapped up in a net head
sticking out as he's carried by a helicopter to the trailer. Apparently,
the zebras spotted and filmed running along Interstate twenty four
(13:38):
daynforcing deputies shut down the entire interstate. Ah Damn had
escaped into a wooded area, his owner reported and missing.
And then there are several sightings posted to social media.
Ed was filmed trotting just through a neighborhood. I guess
everybody's like, holy moly, here's a zebra. Is that stuffing
(14:00):
you see every day?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
No, Julian and I have been to a couple of these,
like small petting farms, like when we go on vacation.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Zebras are the meanest out of all of them.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
When I was gonna say, you know, zebra's hurt more
zoo keepers than any other animal at the zoo.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Really, you know why that is?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Zebras have never been domesticated, So zebra is just they're
not friendly. No, despite what ed here is and you
know what you may read about. Yeah, zebras are the
worst for me. Man, do not approach, they do not
line humans. And lastly, twenty twenty one year olds. I
(14:42):
thought he's twenty twenty one year old cat. You gotta
rest in Clearwater, Flord. On Sunday, this guy called nine
one one. Imagine being this stupid. All right, I gotta
say this guy is from Saudi Arabia, so he may
not be aware of how strip club works. But dude
called nine one one to report that there were well,
there were no ladies giving up the sex in the
(15:02):
champagne room. Oh no, So anyway, he told the nine
one one operator, imagine Colin be in number one, what's
your emergency? Well, I requested sex from a STAB member.
I gave her three hundred dollars and she did not
give me the sex. You imagine what his expectation is
(15:29):
that the sheriff or some police officer is going to
show up and take this stripper back to the VIP room.
Now you you do the sex with him.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Or at least give the three hundred back one of
those two. Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah. The nine oator was like, excuse me, she did
not sex him up, That's what he said, not sex
me up. You know what three hundred dollars is though,
what's that? It's the price of a thirty minute viap
champagne room package. Oh okay, sounds nice.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Thirty minutes into vip room ten dollars a minute.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Huh. He was actually still on the phone when the
cops got there.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
That means they were right outside.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Or he is really having a problem trying to.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Get convinced that.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
No, no, you, you don't understand. I gave her to
three hundred dollars. She did not give me the sex.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
She didn't sex me up.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Not give me the sex. This is quote. She did
not give me the sex. She did not sex him up.
Oh he just turned twenty one last week. Oh, first
time they know what they're rested him for. What's that
they rested him for misusing nine to one one? Oh okay,
(16:58):
they're released him the five hundred dollar bill.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
That's the easy charge because they've got it all recorded.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
You're an idiot.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
The whole prostitution thing. They're gonna have to bring in
the street. Burn bro, come coo coo.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
They don't do that, or at least not when you're
as ugly as you are.
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