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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here it is friends, share the show shoday. That's right,
pat yourself on the back. That means you share the
show today. All right, you share the show and you
make yourself a great human being. Want to share the
show Tuesday. That's why you get the pat on the back.
In case you were wondering, it's easy to do. Send

(00:20):
them you share the show no afterwards, and if you
steal the pat on the back before sharing the show
straight straight for seven years, seven of your family members
will die.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Do not see this?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, it's worse than any mass email you did not
forward to friends.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Ever, I'll tell you that. All right, you don't have
seven family members?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, if you were in luck, how that's true. The
family tree had a bit of pruning, so there are
not as many options for me. But absolutely we want
to see you share the show and to share the
show Tuesday. How's everybody doing on a too good loving this?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah? Yeah, gorge gorge.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Outside, as they say, lots of people saying that of
picking up on it. And now I think that walking
outside this morning was quite a bad idea, but also
enjoyable in a way. I thrill a minute in a
night where lady woke up every single hour on the
hour to go outside and just crap somewhere. I have

(01:26):
no idea what's wrong with this dog, but I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Telling you how I felt yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
She got it from you. She learned it from you.
That's what's going on here. It's only communicable over the radio.
Human the canine. Yep, yep, she got it from you.
See lean next thing you know?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Now, I apologize to lady and to you and Courtney.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh, and I'm like, she it's nice outside. Does she
just want to go outside because it's like in the
thirties or something. That's what some dogs do. I like
to go run it off and nice weather. Yeah, I
know what was going on, but she she wanted to
go out every hour on the art.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Barely slept last night.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
LEXI doesn't always go out every morning, but she definitely
wanted out this morning. And I'm just trying to catch
a couple just a couple extra minutes right on the
couch well while the boy eats his breakfast.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
And I hear scratching, scratching, scratching.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Finally I go let her out.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
And then when I had decided she had been out
for enough time, I just opened the door and I.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Was like Lexie and she would right in the door.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I'm like, my gosh, it super charges a man.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Something about the chilly weather and the dogs just just
lights them up inside and I love it.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, me too. Let's let's start off with a wholesome intro.
How does that feel for you today? Because it seems
right to me. Okay, let's see how things go here.
Let's put our ears to the ground, our fingers in
the pulse, let's see what's happening in this great, big,
wide world of ours. And we go to Fox fifty four. Everybody,
and I want you to beat Jay Jeffries. And J
Jeffries is a is a sweet man with a microphone,

(02:59):
and his news report was a bit different, a little
bit different than your traditional one. Don't know why they
were filming this, don't know why this made it the
prime time, but here he goes, mister J Jeffries of
Fox fifty four. Now, this is something I always wanted
to do.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
You know how, when you used to be a kid
and you used to drive, and you see a truck
and you wanted to do like this and blow the horn.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
He's doing the thing. When you're young and you goes.
We used to do it, used to.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Do it in the school bus all the time. Yeah,
and I think it just goes to the control thing
like I made that happen.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, all that.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Loud noise occurred because I went mack, because I because
I did the universal sign for honk your horn truckers.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, this guy in particular really wanted to hear it.
He's an old man at Fox fifty four. He's out
in front of the station, but he wants to hear
the trucks.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
On to be a kid and you used to drive,
and you see a truck and you want to do
like this and blow the horn. Let me see if
I can get somebody to blows it.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Running out to the road.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Wait, man, what.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Happened to the traffic?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
We're to traffic?

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Okay, we gotta come in this way there for it.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Hey, how y'all do it? Blow your horn? You can
kill your works, buddy. You can't wave and say blow
your horn. You can't get like nobody goes out of
the blow your horn. Bo No, you gotta go. You
gotta pull your arm down by your body. And it
wasn't working for him.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
For a bidder, blow your horn?

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Who they ain't paying me no attention.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Hey, blow your horn? How you doing? Nobody? Oh, nobody
love me? But here come a truck.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh oh my job like a candy store? Is it
his last day? I think this is just how Ja
Jeffrey's lips is. Every day. He was getting so sad.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
There was heartbreaking for a moment.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I mean, it would have been brutal if it just
ended with him offering himself during the report because nobody honked.
But we luckily he got a little action.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
He was.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
He's out there like, nobody loves me, nobody wants to honk.
And then the moment he gets that honk, baby, Hey, hey.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Blow your horn, blow your how how you doing? Nobody? Nobody?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Nobody loved me.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
But he come a truck.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
He's I did it.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
I did it.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Man, here goes another one. He's dancing around, he's having
a good time.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Oh love it. Blow you.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Like the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
The whole thing, Jay, is that you do the arm
movement to get the trucker the honk.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's not that you just say blow your whole.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
They can't hear.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
You know you're holding a microphone, but they cannot hear
you're not amplified for.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Them to hear you say, blow your hooy. Yeah, what
a sweet guy. I like him.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
We used to do something like this.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
We call it the was it the twelve o'clock honker?

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Like, yeah, but we didn't tell people to do that.
That was something that they came up with on their
own because they realized that we were broadcasting next to
a major highway.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
And then everybody like, all of a sudden, the broadcast
is ruined by people honking ruined. I am the beholder here, bud. Yeah,
I mean they liked it. They liked it.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Did it drive me crazy? Maybe a little bit.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
But this guy's just having he's in paycheck for everybody.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
That's how it's done. So shout out to you.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
You're going a little robotic here with the with a
horn talk here, oh am.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I a horn? Shut you down?

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Check to check what to let me know, disconnect from
him real quick and just get a get a nice
little restart here.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
It's just us now.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Just oh gosh, what's what's the matter with you?

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
This is like a robot.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
This is what happens when you're you're you're you're getting
down on the guy for just being wholesome and nice
and getting to home getting down on him.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Am I still robotic?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah? Well, folks, I don't I have to leave. I
have to leave for today. If this is the best
that we can you cleared up now? Okay, all right,
Well it's good timing because I do have an emergency
alert for everybody. Okay, breaking news, everybody.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Take a look at this. The iguana is a frozen
have frozen. It's happening out there. Yes, indeed white. The
pose is that how they all freeze? This one froze
in a very uh nice pose. I think it's probably
a yoga pos of some typos. This big guy fell
out of a tree in Port Charlotte, where it was

(08:12):
thirty eight degrees. For you, those of you in New
York and elsewhere, you're like, okay, no big deal. Well
for us here in in iguanaland that's cold and it's
not dead. When these things seem they seem like this,
the tourist will be like, there's dead Iguanas everywhere. I
don't know why, the towards the southern, but they're dead.
They're very confused. They're not dead, they're just they're very cold.

(08:35):
They're taking a cold iguana.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Now, you gotta still somebody who's not from the South,
if you're not used to the dead, give me like
a New York accent.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Hey, the iguanas, what's going on with them?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Then talk about them being dead?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
The dead? The iguana is a swimming with the fishes.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Story, end of story.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Well, there you go. They're frozen out there. It's that
kind of cold day. You gotta be careful. You never
know what's gonna happen out there. I thought I saw
the one of the weather guys had like a map
of and the map was very specific. It was the
map of where iguanas will freeze, and it was like
one just one color here will be like they're really slow,

(09:25):
and then then just a little bit above it, weirdly enough,
was when they were really going to be like stun
you know, just the full stop iguana and they're just
like leave them alone.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
How long can they stay like that? You think?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
You know, when they're like, oh, let me go into
this guy. Yeah, yeah, I can't see his eyes. I
wanted to see the iguana's eyes to really make sure
he's alive there. But he's kind of you know, he's
kind of like pulling into himself and laying out on
the on the ground. But he's okay, he's all right.
This is what happens when they get cold. Happens to
me too. Sometimes I'll just be walking down the sidewalk

(09:59):
like this and I'll completely drop out like that for
a little while. It's completely normal behavior. So God bless everybody.
Be safe out there and enjoy the absolutely beautiful weather.
In the meantime.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
When there's cold weather, frozen iguanas comes up, they fall
from the trees or end up on sidewalks. They can
remain paralyzed on the ground for hours until the weather
warms up enough to let their blood fall. Ooh, it's
a temporary.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Effect, okay, so it can't be like a week or
I don't remember on South Park where the guy froze,
but he wasn't from that long ago.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
He was nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Thought he was like a frozen original man.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
They put him in a room with with all stuff
from his native time of nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I think he's wearing an Eddie Bower T shirt.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
They had like Ace of Bass or something playing in
the background.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, they're like this way he's comfortable. I saw the
sign is rocking in the background. Yeah, that's that's what
was happening there. That may happen with some of these iguanas,
just so everybody knows. And you may still end up
at the airport with your ticket in your hand, crying.
Because more than one thousand, one hundred flights canceled today

(11:14):
before dawn because the issues at the airports continue to mount.
These air traffic disruptions we're continuing Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Across the United States.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
More than one flights canceled before dawn.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
This guy, he starts talking about the air traffic disruptions,
You're going same thing.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
You're getting air traffic disrupted. You're getting my super disrupted.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
To get out of here, I can't. I can't work
like this. I can't operate under these circumstances. We're still
streaminger and everything over here. So I don't know if
it's me, is it you guys?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Are you having in I can?

Speaker 4 (11:50):
I mean, I can ask somebody, but I haven't really
talked to that many people. We just had our meeting
and then we did the thing.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
But yeah, and to be fair, during the meeting, can
you hear me around robot talking. You're we can hear you,
but you're robot talking. H all right, we'll take a
quick break. We'll take a quick break and we'll come
back with the more robot talk. And we also have a
lot to get into today, including some really bad news.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Everybody. I hate to say, if you have to.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Deliver the really bad news sounding like this, it's not
gonna go well.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
There's not much I can do about it.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I will do the back.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
We'll figure it out. That very bad news is coming
up next on the news Junkie. We got a lot

(12:47):
to get into today and we're gonna start cruising through this.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
But I have some bad news.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I have some bad news, and I didn't know it
would be like this. I have been personally affected by
the government shut down in the waning hours. I know
it's a lot, it's a lot to grasp, Josh, but
it's it's the truth. And I know a lot of
things happened. Many of you weren't getting paid whoever you

(13:12):
are working for the government in some way. Many of
you weren't showing up for work at the airport or whatever.
Some of you lost out on your snap benefits this month,
and you're just angry at the politicians. But finally the
government shut down and it's waning moments as it's about
to end. Has hit me and I have to tell you,

(13:33):
it's hit me hard. And this is bad news. And
but I think it's bad news for all of us,
all of.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Us, all three of us.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Actually, oh no, yeah, you see laying you, Josh, in fact,
a lot of you. You listening, This could be bad
news for you.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
I did not know this.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
I mean, how the story about this bill that's going
to reopen the government, and it's making its way through
the Senate and the House. On this vote, the gas sixty,
the knaves are forty.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
They got the sixty votes is duly chosen and sworn
have voted in the affirmative. The motion is agreed to
the motion previous order to restart the government.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Mister President passes sixty to forty, and that kicks it
over to the House of Representatives. They'll do a little
thing called reconciliation. It doesn't matter. It gets a little complicated,
but don't worry about it. The bottom line is the
government will reopen before too long when they pass all
of this stuff, and the politicians will come to some
sort of agreement. However, I got an email and this

(14:33):
email is correct. I hate to say it, but it's correct,
says please keep me Anonymous to tips at thenewsjunkie dot com.
Anonymous says it looks like a BAM on intoxicating hemp
products was stuffed into the bill that the Senate voted
on a bitch as part of the vote to end
the shutdown. So much for a clean cr or like

(14:56):
you know, it's a budget funding continuing resolution. This would
include ta h seed drink sold in the stores that
you've been buying, said this person, and they sent along
several links to the stories about this.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
First of all, Anonymous, thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Second of all, from my cold dead hands. Will you
take my THHC drinks from my cold dead hands? Will
you take my nowadays from me? I cannot allow this
sort of grave injustice to happen, but this emailer anonymous
is correct. They have snuck something sneaking back in the days.

(15:34):
Possibly could be I hate this. I need these things.
They helped me sleep, So.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
We just got used to being able to have these yes, yes,
And it.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Felt like a little hey, are we supposed to be
doing this or not? And now the emailer is correct.
I checked in the bill that they're working on passing.
They sneak this thing in and it says you can't
have these marijuana products that have the versions of CBD
that give you some sort of effect. And it's all

(16:08):
loosey goosey, and it could shut down this entire section
of many liquor stores now where they sell these THHD beverages.
And I have what in front of me. I drink
these all the time. This is a nowadays ten milligram,
which you know, for some people is nothing, in fact,
not even you don't even finish one of those. I

(16:28):
have half. I have half of one of these, and
it helps me sleep at night. And they're genius and
I love them. They're they're great. For some people, they're nothing.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
In fact.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Dylan was like, in the middle of the day, can
I have one of these nowadays? And I said, are
you sure? And he goes, yeah, I ain't gonna do
nothing to me, Dad, And he pounded the nowadays and
like and he pounded the whole can, the whole can nowadays,
and He's just like, all right, cool, no no problem,
I'm like, what are you doing doing? Do? Yeah? Like
he pounded one before he went up on the stage

(16:58):
for the roast event, like yeah, like, no, that's fine.
I'm over here drinking like your red bulls and monsters
to get myself fired up. And he's like the nowadays
that puts you to sleep like a darted animal in
the wild. No, that that one is just nothing for me.
But I love them. They really do help me sleep.
They've helped me wean down drinking a lot. And if

(17:21):
you're somebody who wants to do that, I would greatly
recommend these products to you. They're really really good for
that and it can lead you to like a healthier lifestyle.
But some idiot, I don't know who it was, stuffed
something in this thing that is to boast to fire
the government backup. That may take our th C drinks
away from us forever. Right now, I have to stock up.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
You should have told us this last night so we
could have ran to the store before saying it on
the radio.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Oh my god, you're right, you're so right about this.
Oh my god, my damn head shown.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Oh you know who's behind this?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah of course, yeah, yeah yeah. Alcohol industry groups planned
to push a ban of THHC drinks and the government
funding bill is from the alcohol people. This is Senator
Ran Paul's amendment was tabled seventy six to twenty four,
and the Senate passed the bill to enter the government shutdown.

(18:20):
Senator Ted Cruz was the only Republican decide with Paul,
but was which one which one?

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
The longest government shutdown on record appears I've entered its
endgame after the Senate last night advanced to measure to
extend government funding until late January in exchange for a
December vote on the Chamber on healthcare tax credits. But
the Senate vote to approve the legislation is being slowed
by a Republican holdout, Senator ran Paul over an unlikely issue.
It's provision that would ban the intoxicating hemp products with THHC.

(18:49):
The hemp provision added to the Senate bill by GOP leadership.
You morons, you buffoons, you fools, all of you, a
house of fools, All.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
The people who did this.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Mitch McConnell, who's eight zillion years old and glitching out
like crazy, trying to take away the THHC drinks on
his way out, the boomer Shoot Representative Andy Harris, who
since last year has chaired the House Freedom Caucus. So
much for freedom, huh. It was added to the shutdown
I Need Funny Bill after a lobbying pushed last week
by trade groups representing the alcohol companies.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
This is corruption.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
The legislation would strickly limit the overall THHC allowed in
products like THHC infused beverages available in many states, to
point four milligrams per container.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
What are mine?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
I got ten milligrams? What can I do with point four?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I need drink the whole case.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
I need five to go to sleep. I have to
drink ten cans.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
It's like that there's four milligrams. I mean I would
need to drink forty cans.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I can't drink ten cans. I can't.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I'll be full of bubbles. And this is a Travis theme.
Man high and just burn bring the whole time? What
is going on? Washington? If you've ever listened to me,
please listen to me. Now, back off of this. Do not.
This is not harming anybody. Okay, this isn't harming anybody
whoa I think the alcohol companies beg to differ, beg.

(20:21):
We want to make sure that you can get the alcohol,
which definitely is impacting people's lives.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
That I thought the alcohol companies were getting on board
and like making this stuff, and that's why it was
at it's at the liquor stores.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
And all that.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I guess, not enough of it to maybe unbelievable, unacceptable
and just wild. Ran Paul had an amendment to it,
I guess, but the amendment did not go down. It
was tabled by seventy six to twenty four. Was Rand
Paul's amendment. His amendment was to remove this part about

(20:55):
the THHC thing from the bill. But it looks like
it's still in there now. It's not over yet. This
hasn't been decided on. Maybe it'll get knocked out in
reconciliation or something. It just has nothing to do with
anything that they're talking about. It will take away if
you like them at all, It will take away your
THHC drinks. I am not here for that, but I

(21:15):
want to know what you think. Maybe you agree liquor
company reps, maybe you agree executives at all the big
what are the big companies? Degaggio Papa Giorgio Arizona, that
that one all of those companies are against this, and
they sneak this in because they have lined the pockets

(21:38):
of these old losers in Washington, DC, who wouldn't know
what a good THHC zipper is like if it bit
them on the ass. I don't know what to do
with this. I hope it gets removed from the bill.
Thank you Anonymous for the heads up and the email.
Let us know what you think about it, senness a
dispatch your an email to tips tips at the.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Newsjunkie dot com.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Robert emails the show and Robert says, Sean, and yes,
you spelled it right the first time. I'm in Michigan
right now, and if intake is less than two hundred
milligrams in any edible form, it's as if it's a
Snickers bar. You should make a trip here and stock
up on good THC products before the twenty four percent
tax goes into effect.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yes, Sean, break the law.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
First of all, I am a law abiding citizen number one,
number two. I don't need two hundred milligrams. What are
you out of your mind? That's like a rocket ship
to me. I only need a reasonable ten milligrams of
THHC to put me in a nice little slumber. Each night.
It's all I require. I'm not like Sea Lane, who's

(22:45):
cheating chong in it until he's got a pile of
cans next to him.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
He's of them one ten milligram.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Can I split it into two cocktails, you know California cocktails. Yeah,
And and then I enjoy myself, you and you and
Courtney both and you're here the new cheaching chong It
a nice little shnoozle uh instead of going to bed
bed spend spend most of the night on the couch.
This guy just said schnoozle in bed bed in the

(23:13):
same sentence, that's what happens when you drink that much.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Th Maybe we should ban the teach.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Maybe this is a good idea. Yeah, maybe maybe there's
something to this. I don't know, but a lot of
you are You're dispatches. If we do appreciate those, I
just I think this is bad. I think this is bad.
Buzz says on YouTube. You can take our housing, you
could take our healthcare, you could take our food, and
you could force us to breed, but you will never

(23:40):
take our weed drinks. Please. Yeah, it feels like they're
gonna is anybody with me on this again. All it
needs is a little bit of pushback at the finish line,
and these political weirdos, all these people who are super
political weirdos will back down. They'll go Okay, okay, okay, okay, we.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Got it wrong.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
We got it wrong.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
People are mad. We got it wrong.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
People are mad. I'm on my way to ABC right now.
I mean, if I need one a day, ten milligrams,
I need enough for the rest of my life. I'm
gonna have to stalk up now. I don't know how
many cans that is depends on how long I live, right,
I guess, yeah, yeah, how many cans would you guys
expect how many cans would do the life?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah? Why don't you get like a thousand to be safe?
A thousand? Yeah? Yeah, that's this is thirty three years.
You drink half every time you have one.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Okay, so now you're right. If I got a thousand cans,
I could six years. I want to live longer than
six years. My god, I'm just being realistic here. Unbelieve
he's given you about five and a half here from
what you were gonna give me me, yeah, or you
just yeah, in general, thank you so much for that.
Thank you for your dispatches, which you're popping in right now.
We're gonna play those when we come back. We also

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have a fifteen year old who's in big trouble, and
you're gonna hear why. You're gonna hear the clip of
what got this fifteen year old in trouble. It's kind
of an insane story and it is as you might imagine.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Coming up next on the news Junkie.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Saw a great post today which made me think of
our friend Motive of the Deduit Law Firm, and it
was about what jobs you think are unfairly villainized. And
the list was like all the things you may think of,
like when you when you think about people who somebody
hears of and they're like, oh that job, God, I

(25:52):
hate those fears. Yes. Number one is literally defense attorneys.
I was like, Moses DeWitt, hardest hit, unbelievable. Thank god
we got Josh Fowler on loan from just callmo dot
com today because that is number one on the list.
Number two I don't really buy. I don't.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I don't think this is truly like a hated villainized.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Job and it's his social workers.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I don't think that's a job that actually is villainized
by most people. I personally, I don't look at CPS
workers and think, oh my god, you know, these people
are just monsters.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
People having their kids removed probably feel differently.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, maybe, but they're probably in the wrong, I would guess.
And well, at least in some cases you would think sure.
But in this case they said hang on.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
The reply or whatever.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
The comment that this person made was like saying, oh, yeah,
they're unfairly villainized for separating families, even though it's usually
very warranted. But then it says they're underappreciated because they
don't understand what they people don't understand what they do
or how much they help people. I go, well, this
is more why they're underappreciated and not why they're unfairly villainized.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, but yeah, social work.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
People villainize those social workers. Oh bitch, Oh my god.
I cannot deal with this anymore.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
I cannot. I cannot deal with this. You can't even
you can't even hear it. We're the ones that got
to listen to old strategy show.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Sorry, I apologize. So is it good now? No, it's
not good.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, I don't know We've done everything, we started everything.
I have a perfect connection over this movie.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Josh, can you pull up the other brick on that
board there and I'll just move them over just uh
maybe it's it's going to mess up the stream for
just a second, but uh, it's not really the only
thing I can think of right now, because I had
to go searching for this device by the way to
figure out where I could unplug it and plug back in.
But let's see news junkie, do a little click there,

(28:04):
and you already have him up, Josh, Yeah, I got
him pulled up, got him pulled up.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, well he's pulled up.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
All right, he's pulled up. It's requesting call. If this
doesn't go through, he's gonna lose it. Oh yeah, all right, Sean,
are you there? He's talking.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
You can't hear me. He is there, he is, He's there. Okay,
it took a little bit. There is this a good connection,
crystal clear? Now it's better than it was before. Turn
him up a little bit, Josh, good God. Also on
the list dentists, I have no idea why. I mean,
dentists are just literally.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Doing their job.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
You're afraid of the dentists though, like a lot of
people are scared to go and they feel like they're
gonna get shamed. A lot of a lot of dentistry,
there's a lot of shame in the process there.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I just think a lot of this is not really
a hated job though, Like plastic surgeons. Do you think
people really hate plastic surgeons? If you have a friend
with the people who get fixed by them? Yeah, If
you say what's your gig? What's your job and they
go on a plastic surgeon, You're like, Okay, cool, what
can I get a deal on here? What kind of
cool work can you do to me to make me

(29:13):
look even sexier? That is something I think would be
a positive thing about somebody. But yeah, they just went
on and there was a huge fight about all of
this stuff, and some of them were just like completely dopey. Well,
the one I agreed with the most is parking enforcement,
because people do hate the people who give parking tickets out,
But that's legit. That's literally a job where it's like,

(29:34):
this person's not a villain. Somebody has to do the gig.
Somebody has to do that job for God's sake. Are
we good on the stream now? Oh?

Speaker 4 (29:43):
No, we're not good on the stream. No, no, no, yeah,
that's got to be fixed.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Perfect, perfect, perfect, Okay, we'll get this all all wrapped
up here momentarily.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
I don't know what that, just know that we do
have a job that's more important than the stream.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah it's sorry. Yeah you're on the back burner for
right now. But there you go. I want to talk
about this, this teenage girl who is in some big trouble.
We'll get to that in the moment, but first while
I have a moment here and we get things settled,
let's work in a couple of dispatches and see what
you got going on.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Here is.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Insecure. Walrus is talking about animals acting weird and no
technology working today. All right, well, animals aren't acting weird
as much as you've got the you know, the giant
lizards freezing, the iguanas are freezing because it's cold.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
But maybe I listen to see what he says. Let's
get some details.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
This is just a theory.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
Maybe it's why the animals were acting weird last night.
Maybe it's why Sean has become a robot. Today we
had a massive CMA chronal mass ejection about I don't know,
four or five am this morning.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Oh true.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
Yeah, and it won't arrive to Earth until like tomorrow.
So maybe some really cool Aurora stuff for people that
aren't in Florida. I meanbe it was big enough, it
could be in Florida, but I highly doubt it. It's
not how the honosphere works. But maybe that's something to
do with it. Maybe something wafted through the universe and
cause the big CME and caused all the animals to

(31:13):
be weird and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Who knows a CME. He says, coronal mass ejection.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
That's a real thing, all right, a coronal coronal mass ejection.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah, it sounds from the sun.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah, I think that's what he's saying, coronal mass ejection.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
He's right.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
It's a solar flare producing a large CMEME and it
says a rare cannibal solar event could cause issues coronal
mass ejection. Let me get an actual story on this.
This one here. This is from space dot Com. I
trust them. That seems real geomagnetic storm conditions are possible

(31:55):
right now, and it says the solar activity is kicked
into high gear November ninth eruption that was an earlier one,
and now there's a new eruption going on. There's a
g one geomagnetic storm watch. I knew it the whole time.
A geomagnetic storm watch is happening right now, and uh yeah,

(32:15):
that's from the Geomagnetic Meteorology team.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, yeah, of course storm watch.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
They're usually not that busy, but they are at the
moment right now, they're a little bit busier than they
tend to be. I think let's refresh and see what
else we got here. Here is uh your seventh furthest
fan in Austin chumming into the dispatch.

Speaker 8 (32:40):
TSA already gets TSA tax on every single flighty TSA
was created.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Off that tax. So where's that bucket of money where?
I mean, it's it's fraud at every single level of government,
every single level of government. It's got fraud of it,
all right. I don't disagree with you. You're not gonna
find me arguing with you there. I think you're right.
I think we find so often these examples. And that's
why I, you know, jokingly but seriously bring up the

(33:08):
THHC drink band that's squished into the current bill that
could refund and restart the government as an excellent example.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Of just corruption.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
To me, you got these lobbyists from the liquor companies
allegedly they don't like the competition from this new vertical
of drinks at the liquor store with THHC in them.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
They pretend they're.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Well, we don't know about the human conception of this
and what it's going to do to people's bodies.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
It's not about that at all.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
It's literally just about using politicians to gut your competition,
and they should be worried. I'll tell you every time
I go into a liquor store and go over to
the THHC section, which they're trying to nuke right now, secretly,
that is the busiest place in the store. That's where

(33:58):
all the people are all the time I go.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
It's also a lot of change there all the time,
Like I feel like, you know, they're always trying to
put roadblocks in the THC drink market. So there's always
some version of like, okay, we had to put a
bunch of stickers on these because we don't like the
logos on them, or now they can't have this many
milligrams in one can, so we got to split them
to a four pack of cans. It's just like just

(34:22):
every time I like settle on a brand that I like,
they've moved it or that one's temporarily off the shelves
because they're trying to fix some compliance issue, Like they're really,
really trying. And I think that part of it is
because it's it's only been allowed to happen because of
this relatively. By relatively, I mean in the past seven

(34:44):
eight years new loophole in the farm bill that was
allowing for hemp THHC products, right right, And I think
that's how those guys that show up at the farmers'
markets and just sell weed in open daylight from the cannabus.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, I think, and that's totally true. But I guess
the frustrating part is, like anybody with a brain, all
of us know flat out it's obvious that the THC
drinks are not as bad for you as any alcohol.
Any alcohol is worse for you all day long than
these t drinks, which basically just put you off into
a nice little slumber and get you some sleep. It's

(35:26):
just I don't know, it's crazy and really should not
be happening, But here we are. One more here. Here's
Big Mark from Palm Bay with the dispatch. Hey, what's up?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
News Junk's up? Stee Lane, what's up Josh?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Anybody? Hey?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I feel bad for that Josh Jeffries.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
That j Jeffries guy I think his name was Ye,
Well he said that nobody loves him.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
It kind of made me feel bad.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
So this is a few j Jeffries.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
That he did it.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
It was almost at twelve o'clock.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
It was very very close. Well, thank you so much
for that. Appreciate that, sir. I still got this fifteen
year old out of control. You're going to hear what
she did in a moment. We're going to regroup and
see if we can fix some things behind the scenes here.
All of that coming up next on the news. Junk Kie,

(36:36):
can you hear me? Am I coming through? Oh be
loud and clear. And if I'm a robot right now,
then I am. I'm quitting. I'm quitting for the day.
I told everybody on this dream that because this dream
has some theories as to why we're having technical difficulties today.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
One is they think.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
That I'm in big trouble with the Secret Service because
of something I said on the stream. Earlier, and I
will tell you it was misinterpreted.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I did not Is this.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
A skull mic thing that you said? It was a
skull mic thing.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Okay, let me just leave it there, so Josh and
I aren't implicated.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yes, you guys aren't implicated. It was just me.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
I just said they think that something I said there
is causing that there to be a shutdown of my
words right now, and I don't.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Believe that's true.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I was just coming up with a chant because the
politicians are trying to in the dead of night steal
our THHC drinks away from us. I can't deal with
them nowadays being removed from the shelves because if they
do this, which has nothing to do with starting the
government again, then I won't be able to get off
to a nice little slumber at the end of the night.

(37:45):
And I can't have that kind of stuff. So I
had a couple of chants and like, uh, I forgot what.
The first one was free free my THHC.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, it was basically that, Josh.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
And then there was one like if I don't get
th see you will get a bomb.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
From me.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
About email bomb, I'm going to tell you in the
email how I'm dislike this, this, this whole arrangement, and
that's what I call them bombs. But that may have
caused a little bit of a miscommunication. So if you're
listening and you're a fed I promised you I'm a
non violent individual unless you press me, and I am

(38:28):
not planning on doing anything bad. Just emails, strongly worded emails,
and I think other people should send those two. I
think that's a good thing. However, now I just every
word I say. I don't know if it sounds like
a robot or if we have a crystal clear. I know,
I know, I know, I know. It's just it's you know,
it's weird.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
On my end.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
We were talking about some of the jobs out there
that are villainized, that don't necessarily deserve that, and there's
a lot of people arguing about that online today.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
I'll tell you of all.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Like, when I think of the world of jobs and
the ones that I could never ever bring myself to do,
it's any job that forces a public interaction, And the
one that comes to mind from the headlines.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Today is they have just said.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Target had a big meeting and Target decided that their
employees were too rude.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Target said, Hey, one of.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
The reasons why we're bleeding here is because our employees
are rude and people are saying that they're not friendly enough.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
So Target has put.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Down a demand and says now that if any employee
gets within four feet of a customer, they must smile
at them and acknowledge them. And so all these Target
drones are going to be going through the store now
and if they don't, if they get close to you
and they don't smile at you and acknowledge you, that

(40:00):
will be fired. They will lose their jobs. They will
go back to their shot on site here they might be.
You have no idea. That's that puts the target in Target.
And I'm not sure exactly how this is going to
play out, but that could be potentially a thing. And
what are the stories today? Says welcome to the Target,
I must smile for you. Target has a new ten
four rule. And because they must ask this or they

(40:23):
must act this way within certain distance of employees, it's
not a four day work week.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
The ten four rule.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
It says employees must act a certain way within ten
feet and four feet of a customer. At a distance
of ten feet, you must make eye contact, smile, wave,
or otherwise use body language to welcome customers in a
friendly way.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
A universal that was the ten to five rule. Was
it really?

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Oh I've never heard of this before. I think I
told you about it. Yeah, oh really that goes in
and out all right.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
So I think I would have brought it up because
I always get the feeling that they have either unofficial
or officially that rule going on in that little mini
publics that's that's near the bigger publics. Yeah, because I
always feel like I get greeted so much more when
I go to mini publics. It's part of why I
love the mini publics so much. Also the bar, but

(41:14):
just to it just seems like they're a lot more
not that the others are not friendly, they just seem
a lot friendlier there. And I'm like, they have like
a ten to five thing going on here that I,
you know, just kind of picking up on.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
As dopey as it is, and as much as I
would hate that as an employee, I think you're right
sealing it does leave you with a better feeling about
the interaction. When you go somewhere and nobody talks to you,
you're in target now, there's nobody working in the store.
Of half the time, when you do encounter somebody, it's
some kids staring at the ceiling or whatever, and he's

(41:47):
not paying any attention to you. They don't even recognize
you or say hello or anything. I do think that's bad.
I do. I think that's bad. I think the publics
people going, hey, you know what, welcome to mose is
a little bit my but a lot of these things, Hey,
welcome to Johnny Rockets.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Whatever these places do.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
It is kind of nice to be acknowledged, and maybe
this does work for them. Somebody on the chat is saying,
You're like, yeah, imagine that customer service. Imagine that. Yeah,
it sounds like that's what they're doing here. Skip says
Sean doesn't listen, But I remember seland saying that I listen.
I just hear things all the time. You say a
lot of stuff to each other. Yeah, it's impossible to

(42:27):
remember all of these things. That is a story that
I can't. But you know, yeah, for them, it's ten
to four.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
But like, you get within ten feet of somebody, visually
acknowledge them with either like a nod or a smile.
So I don't know about a salute, but with your
left hand. Yeah, it's veterans Day, so you do a salute?
Wait what hand? Do I salute with your right hand?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Oh? This is a salute.

Speaker 9 (42:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Why what's the difference. The difference is that that's how
you salute. You salute with your right hand.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
What if you're left handed, It doesn't matter. I think
the only way with the left hand is if you
have no right hand. I'm just getting ready. I'm preparing.
If Josh is right, I'm not gonna live that anymore years.
I don't know how long both arms will last, so
I need to I've never been criticized on my saluting before,
if I'm honest with you, Oh.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Please, Yeah, there's been plenty of you know how they
always like nitpick everything the president does, no matter what side,
because it's the other side doing the nitpicking.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
There was walking up the stairs, whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah, yeah, you're doing the thing again.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
But there was one time where like Obama was walking
up the stairs and he had a coffee in his hand,
so he only kind of half saluted, or maybe he
used the wrong hand, and then everybody was.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Like, Ohbama, how dare you do this? You're so on
American you Muslim and stuff like that. Okay, I did
say that.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
I remember that, so right time, right then, yeah, right side, whole,
right side, Robot here happy?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Is that are in? Stay to everybody from ropot to
ave out there.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Sign of a bitch was just.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Quick josh moving him to the other thing.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
The other thing is but it's better for better for me.
The other thing is it's not better for the stream.
But sorry, stream people just gonna have to deal with it.
We'll we'll switch some things in the back end and
get Sean all connected. You got him up there, yes, sir,
all right, he should be there. He is sounding good, buddy. Okay,

(44:34):
we're back.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
We're back.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Is it that?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
So it's that machine? Huh? Something broken on this possibly?
Or just the Internet in general.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Folks were taking a little bit behind the scenes here.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
I've been told by the powers to be that the
Internet is just going to internet?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Is that okay? All right?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Well, today is a wonky day for it, I guess,
but we'll try to muscle to it. Maybe the transmitters
are cold, all right, put a jacket on the transmitters.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Cold, they're cold, bring them in.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
The one thing I will say to you is. If
it does it again, I am gone, I go out
of here. I already like it's the end of the year,
and I've kind of clicked into a mode. And I
said today on our weekly call that we do with management,
and I was like, look, I haven't taken barely any
days off.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
I am taking off next Monday.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I am, and I think Celian is gonna host, but
I'm like, I'm taking off next Monday. I've gotten barely
any days the whole year, barely any days off at all.
Even though you guys yell at me all the time
you get you get pissed off about things. I haven't
taken barely anytime off. And I said, I don't know why,
but for some reason, I want to go see.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
The Beach Boys.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
So kiss my ass. I'm taking off next Monday. But
what do you think today too?

Speaker 4 (45:48):
What do we know what the weather is supposed to
be like next Monday for this Beach Boys trip? Because
I couldn't imagine watching the Beach Boys in this weather.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Remember two degrees outside.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Remember when we all went to see Billy Joel and
it was like freezing out and even Billy Joel came
out in like a like a one of those knit
caps and was.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Like, what the hell, it's this Florida. You're supposed to
be warm here, and he wasn't ready for that. We
weren't ready for it.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
But to see the beach boys in a forty degree
weather just seems like it would have a weird feeling.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Yeah, I'm maybe, but I'm gonna find out. Baby, I'm
gonna figure it out in person. One man just doing
my thing. Folks on on the stream, Well they can't
hear me, right.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
They can't hear you, but you tell us, yeah, well could.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Folks on the stream? This is a teenager. This is
a teenager in Florida. I'm not doing this whole thingsage.
I'm not doing this whole thing. They're in some trouble
right now. Here's why this was on bodycam footage that
was released. The officer is inside the vehicle. The fifteen
year old is now charged with a fel after attacking
the cop car with a shovel. Here we go, she's

(47:04):
hitting the cop car right now with a shovel. Audio
coming on. Put the shovel down, put a down, Get
on the ground, two middle fingers. Fifteen year old girl.
They're charging that sucker up, get on the ground.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yeah, and they arrest her.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
She's hitting the police car, smashing it with a shovel.
Are you kidding?

Speaker 5 (47:33):
I like the.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
He just sounds annoyed by this more than anything.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I don't know for this moment. I mean, I think
I would be like, are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Me too?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Because as a fifteen year old, there's major problems going
on here, major problems happening with this girl.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
If this is the level that you got to.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
And then you do you twin middle finger the police
officer who you're attacking like this, so probably want to
keep her on a list somewhere. You're gonna come into
contact with her again, that would be my guess. But
she's in some trouble, charge with a felony, charged with
a fellay a fifteen year old girl after attacking a
cop car with a shovel. Okay, we're going to take

(48:15):
a quick break and when we come back, if we
do come back, who knows what's gonna happen. We'll probably
get to some of your comments, because a lot of
you are sending in some feedback, ought to share the
show Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
We'll get to a way that I've.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Never heard of before, but a way to get out
of a police chase. And this is confirmed by a
story where it actually happened. What went down here that
is coming up next in the news junkie.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
We have to have an old fashioned virus at the
clue we have. We need like McAfee to be fired
up or Norton anti virus to launch to knock this
whole thing. I thought McAfee was canceled, just as any
he guys canceled as a human on account of the
dead and was fairly canceled before that too. Very strange guy,

(49:22):
the dude behind the McAfee anti virus software.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
But hopefully we're good moving forward.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
If you were on the other YouTube stream, we had
to fire up a new one, but regardless, we should
be good now. And hello everybody, and thanks for hanging
out with us. And they shared the show Tuesday. I
did see this story this morning about these folks who
were just trying to do something nice. Really, they were
trying to do something good and they had a hurricane
relief mission going on, and they got on this small

(49:49):
plane loaded up with all of this hurricane relief stuff
for Jamaica and the plane ended up crashing in a
residential area in like a pond in a four Lauderdale suburb,
and the guy and his daughter who were just trying
to help out everybody in Jamaica ended up dying in
this plane crash today.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
It wasn't there, wasn't Shaggy, was it.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
No, No, it wasn't him, It wasn't me. It was
true in this particular instance for mister Shaggy. But I
was talking a little bit with a friend of mine
over the weekend. He has been on the show once.
I don't know if you remember this Sea Lane. He
came in on the show a million studios ago, and
he had his family in town and swung by to

(50:36):
see the show live. Sean is his name, Okay, And
I talked to him over the weekend. He had sent
me a Facebook message, just a note for everybody, just
so you know. If you send me a message on
like Facebook or Instagram or most of these platforms, I
probably don't see I have a few email tips at

(50:57):
the news Junkie dot com.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
I probably do see it.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
If you send me a message on those platforms, I
probably don't see it. But I just happened to see
that there was a message from my old friend Sean Wheeler,
and I said, oh, what's going on with him?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
And I look in there.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
It's like a block of texts, and he said he
was reeling after the hurricane in Jamaica. And I look
into it and he and his family had invested in
they bought a.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Resort in Jamaica.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Like they bought like their retirement plan is going to
be this resort in Jamaica. And it was beautiful and
they employed like dozens of little people in Jamaica to
work at this resort.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
It was right on the water. It was done.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
He'd been going over there every week month for years,
fixing the plumbing at the resort, putting all this sweat
equity to it. Son of a bitch. Okay, I'm I'm
oh this is Oh boy, here it goes. He's gonna
hulk out. Oh no, you're doing the thing. It's uh

(52:08):
doing the thing again.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Okay. I mean, I don't know what to do with this.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
This everything kaya And now all of a sudden we've
got issues today.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I don't know what it is that internet, Internet, I guess.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Are you downloading any big files over there?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
There's something going on over here. You sure fine, Yes,
iHeart Internet. Everything is absolutely fine. I've had my people
check on it. My people's people have checked on it.
But who is your people's people you're find out?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
That's fine?

Speaker 9 (52:39):
Now?

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Yeah, okay, all right, I mean I.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Don't it's gonna be okay. I don't think it is.
I don't even know how much of my story you heard.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
They bought a resort.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
They bought the resort in Jamaica, retirement plan. They're getting
all good to go, and he.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Was like the perfect guy sean to do something like this.
I could see him being a bartender at a resort
for tourists in Jamaica, talking to people all the time.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Yeah. Yeah, he's a great guy.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
But he got totally wiped out by the hurricane, like
one hundred percent roof ripped off, just completely and totally ruined.
He's saying he hasn't heard from any of the staff
in a while since the storm went through who worked
at the resort. People have come by and like looted

(53:31):
the acs and stuff and taken stuff from the building
which was just demolished. And we're not hearing a ton
out of Jamaica. But stuff like that makes me think
it might be pretty crazy there still, Yes, hurricane.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
That was one of the things that I heard Jimmy
talking a little bit about it when he was saying, like, hey,
the fact that there wasn't a whole lot of footage
the next day made it seem like it was because
there wasn't a whole lot of infrastructure to get that
footage back. You know, there wasn't a lot of immediate stuff.
And you're right, I haven't heard a whole lot of
what's been going on there besides what you were just

(54:07):
describing with your friend that has the resort there. But
that is that is a tough spot to be and
if you just like invested in all that probably poured
a lot of money into this resort.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Yeah, he said he's got insurance. In my roboting again
he says it's got it. He says, got insurance. So
he's you know, he'll be able to probably recoup and
hopefully rebuild. But it sucks for all the people, the
actual Jamaicans who are employees of this company. And you
don't think about this stuff because we just go on
to the next story, the next story, and the nextory

(54:39):
in the next story, as is our wont to do
as humans, especially in America. But in their case, if
the powers out and the internet's out, like the craz
the craziness that's going on on the ground isn't getting
out to the rest of the world. So perhaps that's
what's going on there, at least in some areas where
they're having some real problems. But man, I looked at

(55:01):
it once. He said that, I was a damn. This
place is beautiful. It's like this huge resort and pools
and all these bungalows and stuff and makes you want
to go stay there because you have a hookup. But yeah,
I want to go. I want to go watch the
beach boys. I want to go to his Jamaican resort.
And I want to stop broadcasting for the rest of

(55:23):
the year. Right now, right this very moment. Let's go
over to you. Let's see what you have for some dispatches.
Let's get those worked in. Here. Here is Bridges with
a video dispatch. Thank you for sending this. Let's see subject.

Speaker 10 (55:42):
I'm walking through Walmart and I had you guys on in.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
My pocket and thank you everybody.

Speaker 10 (55:47):
I hear you.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
And this guy walks up.

Speaker 10 (55:49):
He goes, man, what are you listening to that guy
sounds like an absolute d head. Yeah, and I said
he is an absolute d head, but it shares share
the show Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Listen to the news junkie. That works.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
That works, all right. I mean, I don't know if
he's going to be a fan immediately considering the circumstances,
but I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
We'll see what happens.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Let's go over to somebody talking about the THCHC situation.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
The government.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
The funding is about to start flowing again, the government
shutdown is about to end, but allegedly they snuck in,
sneaked in this provision that will ban THHC drinks, which
is just unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
And here's a dispatch on that.

Speaker 11 (56:33):
Okay, you are correct in that the alcohol industry is
really scared of that shy're going to try to squash them. However,
what does foresure make those THHC beverages bad is what
makes them legal is an industrial hemp farming bill pertaining
to textile manufacturing.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
He's saying it's not specifically products made for human consumption,
so there's no state owner federal testing requirements on them
for pesticides having the metals or other toxicity he's saying
for the products to come out, Well, that's fine if
you want to regulate them. If you want to make
sure that like things are above board with those products,
that's cool, that's chill, I dig it. But if you
want to remove people's freedom to purchase things that definitely

(57:15):
aren't hurting anybody, no, I'm not good for that at all.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
I thought that people that were selling some of the
THHC products, maybe not specifically your selsers and drinks like that,
but I thought like some of the other ones, like
I mentioned the bus before, that they that they sell
like vapes or flour. I don't know what exactly they
sell out of there that they that makes use of

(57:41):
this loophole in the farm bill.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
I think it's just straight up weed, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Yeah, But I think they do have it pretty tested,
or maybe I'm thinking of a different industry where they
like they're put their themselves under heavy scrutiny so that
they're very transparent with the people buying these Yeah. I
mean I also think people do this stuff where they say, hey,
we don't look at this, we don't see if there's

(58:08):
any toxic chemicals in here. We're not testing any of this, Well,
that's not new. I mean, how long have people been
smoking marijuana in the United States of America.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
You think that was all tested?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
You think we knew what the facilities were like where
they were growing this and processing it. You think, no,
And everybody's mostly fine. Okay, we have a few issues
here and there, but everybody's mostly fine.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
I think the.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Ones that got sprayed with raid, right, wasn't that the
thing your mom? That was a minor issue for a while. Yes,
but yeah, I don't want to get rid of the
THHD drinks. I think if you want to regulate them,
add more regulations. But even that seems dumb. Here's Daytona
Beach Travis with the dispatch.

Speaker 8 (58:54):
I know that Sean is so pissed, but this is
some of the best radio ever.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
No, it's hurt a lot of radio, actual.

Speaker 8 (59:02):
Real frustration with the robotic voice, and it keeps coming back.
I swear to God, Sean, somebody is messing with you,
and it is making for a great radio show.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (59:18):
Man, you guys start to making I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
What you're laughing at, sir. None of it is funny.
None of it is a great radio.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
I wish.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I assure you that I've been in radio for a
very long time, been doing this for a while.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
This does not make great radio, but.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Thank you, thank you at these you're getting some sort
of enjoyment out of.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
It, that would be it's a positive. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
And to the people blaming Josh, we cannot blame Josh.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
I don't think that you can't.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
You can't blame Josh for this. It's not his fault.
It's not thank you. Let's do one more dispatch real quick,
because that'll take my mind off of some of this.
Let's go over to hear is a big mark from
Palm Bay. What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
News junkie, what's up? Stealing?

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
What's up? Josh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Were to talk to him? We did that already.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Here's here's a funny name. Talking about the SNL discussion yesterday,
Hey guys, Happy day.

Speaker 12 (01:00:17):
At the beginning of the discussion about Nicki Glazer on SNL,
Sean mentioned the nerds that write in and complain about
things being offensive need to be bullied and bullied more.
I am a fan of that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
I'm here for it.

Speaker 12 (01:00:32):
The answer is not less bullying, it's more bullying, but
bully the right people. Consequences have been taken away from
being stupid. I say, bully more people, but bully the
correct people, and a little gentle bullying between friends is
okay as well.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
To be clear, my take on this and this stands,
and I hope this becomes a movement that changes not
only the United States but the world. I want to
bring back bullying of the very political people. You know
exactly who I'm talking about, the people who are constantly
spinning up some sort of political nonsense on your feed.

(01:01:13):
You post something about bacon cookies and they're like, how
could you do this when a genocide is going on
or like whatever whatever. You're like, man, isn't the Simpsons grade?
And they go, what about this? The very political people
who make everything political, who are miserable, little malcontents wandering

(01:01:34):
the world, always trying to make everything about their stupid
political movements, those people should be bullied, specifically online. One
thousand percent. That's what I want to see happen. I'm
over all of this.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
I hate this.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
It's made me hate like multiple websites and just news
in general. It's all a bunch of nonsense. I'm I'm
going full Doomer today. It's the dark, dark alley that
I'm roaming down here. I don't want to be this way,
but uh, I like it a little bit. He likes
it a little bit. I heard has done it to me.

(01:02:07):
And now we're probably at the point where josh and
Selane don't want to tell me that I'm mister Roboto.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
No no, We've told you every time you've been mister Roboto.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Have you Okay, it's a little scary to do it,
but we'll tell you. It's not your fault. I'm not
blaming you, guys. I don't think it's your fault at all.
Celane would be more his fault, but it's not his fault.
It's some sort of stupid issue out there that just
wants to hit me.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Right now, I'll tell Austin to stop secretly mining bitcoin
from your studio.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
If Austin, if you're mining bitcoin, stop immediately, please. We
need that to stop as fast as possible, and then
we can get on with our lives.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
At least.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
I hope we're going to take a quick break when
we come back the next episode with Joshua Marie Fowler.
We'll see what happens. We'll see will we get through
a show today.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
And just so you know, if you think that there's
any sort of network congestion, josh just sounds like that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
He always sounds like a robot. Yeah, so yeah, this
will be different.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Yeah, his is normal, that's his that's his baseline. That's
where he is here. Yeah, that's that's where he is normally.
But we'll we'll see how everything goes. So that is
coming up next on the news junk kie Oh is

(01:03:37):
that true?

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Yeah? Probably? Kyby right? Crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
If I if I cut out the feed, does that, like,
does that block you? Guys? If I hit this, does that?
Is that cut any thing out for you?

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Hit?

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
What what did you just say? What are we supposed
to hear?

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Okay, never mind, okay, because I'm trying to find a
backup way to cut things off anyhow, We're gonna get
into the next episode here momentarily on the show. Sorry,
I have a couple of technical issues, some glitches if
you will today. But I do want to say, and
I hope I'm not stealing this from the next episode, Joshua,
but there is a guy who needs to be saluted

(01:04:14):
because he just broke the record with your right hands
on Veterans Day. Happy Veterans Day to everybody. Happy Veterans
Day to those who are serving or have served in
the United States Armed Forces. As a proud marine myself,
I am not a marine too. Welcome you into the fold.

(01:04:35):
As you know if you've been listening to the show.
My father was a marine by proxy, I am a marine,
and so here on Veterans Day, I celebrate, of course
myself in my own heroism, but also yours as well,
and we'll talk a bit more about that moving forward.
But this guy, a veteran of something different entirely, just

(01:04:58):
broke the record for playing the game Dance Dance Revolution. Okay, cool, So,
like we has the longest virginity of how dare you?
You know what it is? Dance Dance Revolutions one where
you're like you're on the pad and you're like dancing
doing your moves different stars and stuff. One hundred and

(01:05:19):
forty four hours straight. Good, one hundred and forty four
hours straight. He did six days he was dancing. Burn
twenty two thousand calories. Unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
This guy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Casesic or something is his username. He looks about how
you would think, But yeah, it was one hundred and
forty four hours straight of Dance Dance Revolution, which I
don't even know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
I mean I think I will know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Yeah, I can't stay up for that long, much less
do Dance Dance Revolution for all that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
That's one thing that like type on your computer for
one hundred and forty four hours straight or like DJ
or something.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
To do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
That's a lot of physical activity.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
I used to see those kids at the arcade all
the time that like some of them had the dance
moves memorized.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Yeah they do, yeah, And it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Could be like, you know, moving around like this the
whole time. You gotta do that for one hundred and
forty four hours?

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Nah, No, yeah, exactly. It looks just like that too.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Well, I don't have a lot of room back. Is
there even any break in that game? Like, are there
any ballads in Dance Dance Revolution that will give you
just give you, you know, some some cool downtime play.
One is the loneliest number for me. So it was
one little square over and over again. Congratulations to this gentleman.
One hundred and forty four hours, twenty two thousand calories,

(01:06:43):
six days of Dance Dance Revolution. You did it, sir,
they said you couldn't do it, they said you shouldn't do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
It, but still say you shouldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Here you are doing it regardless. Let's get into it.
Let's do the next episode.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Because there's a lot on TV.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
You can't bustle keep up with all of it, even
though you should, because what else are you going to
talk about?

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Climate change? What are you talking about this time for
the next episode with me?

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
The next episode is brought to you by that mortgage
guy Don.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
If you're if you've been renting for way too long,
throwing money away, and you want to get something finally
of your own. You want to actually invest in the
housing market. Maybe you want to get one of those
two hundred year mortgages that Sean was talking about yesterday.
That mortgage guy Don will be able to help you out.
He is the mortgage expert that can. If you got
a quote from somewhere else, you know, the whole idea

(01:07:40):
of getting a second opinion, You type that quote into
the compared quote calculator and Don will help you out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
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Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
He does the wholesale mortgage rates like shops at the
costco for mortgages.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
That I always say, and he buys him in bulk.
That's what I think wholesale mortgage rates mean anyway. But
if you already have a house, he can help you
out with a he lock. He does reverse mortgages, he
does business loans. He will help you out. If you
got questions, he's got answers.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
That's probably copyrighted to go to that mortgage guy, John
dot Com.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Yeah, that was radio shock. How we're good? Yeah, they're dead.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Who is not dead yet? Is this guy?

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
That's correct.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
DIDT He is facing possible discipline for an unauthorized phone.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Call in prison there it is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
CBS News obtained prison documents that outlined Diddy's first day
is at FCI Fort Dix, along with his mugshot that
shows his name and inmate number. Did He is serving
his four year prison term after his federal conviction for
transporting male escorts across state lines for the purpose of prostitution.
He was transferred from Burke the Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center

(01:09:03):
to Fort Dix on October thirtieth. Where he screwed up
is he was on the phone with his attorney and
then she patched in his PR guy and three way
calls are a no no in.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
The federal Yeah, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
It's so true. Isn't this her fault? Kind of the attorney?
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
She's not in prison.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
They could definitely punish her. They could put her in there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Did.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
He later told prison officials that he was chatting with
his female lawyer, who added his PR guy to the
call to draft a statement to be sent to The
New York Times after he approved it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
No idea what he's making a statement on? Did?

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
He denied he was discussing blogs and provided no reason
why he would want an issue sent her issue a
statement to the New York Times.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
He also claims he.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Was uninformed about the third party phone call regulations, but
prison officials still recommend he lose ninety days of phone
privileges and ninety days of commissary privilege.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
That sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
This this monk shot that they have of Diddy, he's, uh,
you look old. I can't tell because it's really like
potato quality. But he doesn't look as gray as they
made him seem in like the court drawings.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Yeah, it is really low quality. You're right about that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
It's it's like, can we get a new camera at
some of these prison facilities so you can see a
clear old man river diddy, old man.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Old man? Did he another old man? This guy? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or
not they.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Could Jeff, yeah, Jeff. Jeff Goldbloom is correct.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
He has stopped eating meat and poultry after playing The
Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
I know what you're have to do with the other
Exactly the question I thought you were going to ask.
He says the character's cruelty to animals in the film
forced him to make the decision to make a conscientious switch.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
I R. L. Gold Bloom told the host of a
show he was on this past week. I'm happy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
We need the world to work for everybody on earth
and every creature too. And uh yeahitarian because the character
he played was mean to flying monkeys.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
So this is his part and wicked that he's doing right. Correct? Interesting,
I know, yeah, he's he's.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
Not eating poultry, but I mean monkey isn't pryn.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
The eat monkey movement that is starting to really boil
up right now, So.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Good for him he can move on with that. This
guy's daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Bad. Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Michael Jackson, Correct, Michael Jackson's daughter a demo.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
It's a random group of four and guys singing the song.
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Paris Jackson Josh Tams to beat copyright Our Chef's Kiss.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Paris Jackson says she has a hole in her nose
from drug use. She is, mind you, only twenty seven
years old and has been sober for five years, so
she really packed in a lot of snorting in a
short amount of time. Michael Jackson's daughter hopped on social
media over the weekend and revealed she has, like Steve O,
a perforated septum, which is basically a hole in the

(01:12:26):
cartilage between the nostrils. She claims she can fit a
spaghetti noodle through one side and pull it out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
The other again, like Steve.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
With every clown you've ever seen done that just has
a huge coke problem.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Yeah, that's why their noses are ready.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
That's why clown school is so intense. You have to
the entire time at four hours straight.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Kim Kardashian is upset because for psychics told her she
would pass the California bar examine. She still has not
pass that exam.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
In her defense, I think it's I think it's a
tough test. I think it's a difficult test for, you know,
to defend her for a moment, but she hasn't had
any luck so full.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
She claims at least four psychics she met were quote
full of s because every single one told her she'd
passed the bar. She was branding the psychics pathological liars
and telling her friends to never trust them again.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Gisa Crystal Ball was full of cracks? Was he suggested
a joke on that story?

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Why why not just stop seeing psychics and instead study?
Why not just be Kim Kardashian. You're a beautiful woman,
You got the world by the volva, You have makeup
brands worth billions of dollars? Just why do you also
need to be an attorney? Kim Kardashian For funsies, God almighty,

(01:13:55):
this guy is.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Kind of retiring.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Rob Dirdeck is correct, Yeah, yeah, ridiculous ridiculousness.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Uh, MTV, I know you know this.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
MTV is pulling the plug on ridiculousness after fourteen years.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
But Rob Dirdeck says he's entering a new era.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
According to Rob, the week his show is ending is
the same week he's launching his quote magnum opus, a
new quote time intelligence platform called Existence. I hate this
This three one year old former professional skateboarder called the
cancelation divine timing. He explained, I was growing out of
having that ball cap and standing on the ridiculousness stage

(01:14:37):
and dancing, and he says it's time to move on
to his true calling. We'll just showing people how to
optimize their time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
That's what a time intelligence pass is.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
A calendar. Maybe I don't know. I think is like
a good guy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
He seems like he seems like a good person to
you know, if your kids are into his show, he's
like a good role model type and all that, and
that's that's great. But when you get him talking, he
loves to talk about really perfecting his daily schedule. And
that's like what he's calling his magna opus, Like he's
making some app that helps you plan all of your

(01:15:13):
time perfectly.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
I don't care at all. I just don't care. They cut.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
They tend to do this when they hit that, like
fifty and up. Mark, like Mark Wahlberg is all about
his get up at three am and eat forty eight
eggs and do.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Push ups or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Right, Yeah, the forty six and final season of Ridiculousness
began airing on October twelfth and will continue into twenty
twenty six before he goes away forever.

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
He called the cancelation good, saying this was divine timing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
He's branding, He's doing the branding.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
And finally this lady Jennifer Lopez, Oh j Lo, and
a predicament familiar to many divorce folks. How will she
and Ben handle Thanksgiving and divine their time with their children?

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
I mean, haven't they already had to go through this before?

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Yes, they had to do the second divorce of theirs?

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Right? Am I wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
An insider says of fifty three year old Ben Affleck.
This is like groundhog Day for Ben. He had the
same issue last year, but wound up finding a solution
by splitting his time between j Loo and Jen that's
Jennifer Garner. That way he could spend time with both
his step kids, twins Max and Emmy, and his children
with Jen, Violet, Finn and Samuel. When he suggested doing

(01:16:30):
the same this year, j Loo allegedly pushed back, saying
she's offered to fly Ben and all the kids somewhere
tropical to let the kids properly catch up and to
put an end to any awkwardness between her and Ben.
Jennifer Garner is not comfortable with that. And that is
the story about their.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
I thought they were were they just together and broke
up and then got back together and got married. Yes, okay,
I believe I thought they were married twice. But this
is not their first breakup.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
No, no, no, no. This is these people are, this
is the this is how they work. They're chaos, these folks.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
It's true. I don't quite understand it, but I hope
the best for him.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
I does, so do we all on the Boop too,
Dancing with the Stars on ABC, Murder in a Small
Town on Fox? Who Hired the hit Man on ID,
and Eddie Murphy's on Kimmel, Clardanes on, Colbert Miles Teller
on Fallon, Joel Edgerton on seth Myers, And that is your.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Next episode for to day. Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
There you goes, here he goes, folks, I got them
big crowd today.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Holy cow, they're still going yep, yep, yep. I wish Who.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Hired the hit Man was real, Like they's like a
legitimate situation and you're in a room and one person
did hire a hit man to kill one of the
other people and then somebody gets blasted. Yeah, I would Yeah,
for real, there's been another murder.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
I would tune into that. I would absolutely be into it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
We got your dispatches coming in. We'll find out if
we make it through the show today. We'll also talk
about how things are gonna get different the next time
you use your credit card at check out in a
very annoying way. What's happening. It's coming up next on
the news Junkie.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
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(01:18:53):
this is more annoying to me than anything that's happened
today tech wise. This is like, even though we have
this going on, it's the most annoying tech thing that
I've seen today. This is for real, I'm not making
this up. I'm gonna tell you the truth. Okay. It's
from Apple's website Apple dot com and this just was
posted a couple of minutes ago. It says, introducing the

(01:19:16):
iPhone pocket. All right, a beautiful way to wear and
carry the iPhone. And they're showing off this new product
that Apple has launched called the iPhone Pocket. It is
a little stitched thing which you can hang around your
arm or your body and you can put your eyes like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
A gun holster.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
It it looks like it's made out of the same
material that like a beanie might be made out of.
It's like a little cotton thing, it says. Apple unveiled
the iPhone Pocket inspired by the concept of a single
piece of cloth. It's singular, three D knitted construction is
designed to fit any iPhone as well as all pocketable items.

(01:20:00):
Beginning Friday, November fourteenth, it will be available at select
Apple locations across the world.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
In the United.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
States, it'llly Japan on and on and on France. iPhone
Pocket features a ribbed open structure with the qualities of
the original pleats by this designer YadA YadA, YadA, and
they look it couldn't be any more simple. It looks
like you took a sock and cut a hole in
the middle of it, and then you just drop your
phone down into the sock and then that's that's the

(01:20:26):
way you're carrying your phone. You look kind of like
a dummy. It looks like you bought this little stupid thing.
But I regret to inform you that if you would
like to buy one, they're now on sale over at
Apple's website, and the current cost is one hundred and
forty nine dollars and the longer strap design is two
hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents. So

(01:20:47):
either one hundred and fifty or two hundred and thirty
dollars for these that they just announced from Apple. One
hundred and fifty or two hundred and thirty dollars for
a piece of fabric you you can slide your phone into.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Have you ever looked through, like just for for giggles, like,
what's the most expensive thing you could buy at the
Apple store.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
It's it's gotta be a well, no, no, it's gotta
be like a mega studio computer.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
I would guess.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
Yeah, I think if you really want to drop some coin, like,
it's got to be the Mac Studio they had a
or the Mac Pro. They had a rack mounted Mac
Pro that can get into five figures. I think if you,
if you, if you like all the options that you
have to click on, if you maxim out, I think

(01:21:36):
it'll get to five figures.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
But you and I can see why that would be
expensive at least. Yes, like it's really really really expensive.
But we can see like if you really wanted this groundbreaking,
really powerful computer for next level graphics, that makes sense.
This I can't make sense of. Well no, but I
look at like some of the other stuff they have,

(01:21:59):
Like so if I go back to the Mac area,
because they have this display that a lot of people
were talking about it on YouTube and it's it's one
of the best displays that you could buy for a computer.
It's a six K screen that is thirty two inches.
Can you even see six K?

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
At some point, they're going to have more ks than
you're capable of seeing with the human eye, unless it's
just looking to look like a window looking outside of
a window.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
I risked to involve more technology in the show today.
I'm going to ask real quick, if you don't mind,
all right, I want to know what's happening here?

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Can I is a huge My god.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
It sounds like your question got cut off. Yeah, yeah,
yes I can. Can I is a human being c
in six K? Like if there's a six K screen
Tnjai and I'm watching the six K screen, can I
see that?

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Because I see that?

Speaker 9 (01:22:56):
Well, if your eyes don't specifically recognize resolutions like four
K or six K, they just perceive detail. A six
K screen has more pixels, so images are sharper, especially
on larger screens. If you're close enough and the screen
is big enough, you can notice the difference.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
So I got to like get right up to stand
pretty close to it. If you're sitting at a desk
and it's your monitor. But it's not like it used
to be used to see somebody. Once HDTV came out
and you started watching HDTV and you went over your
poor friend's house and they had regular TV, and you're like, God,
your poverty is really on display. It's so clear. Why

(01:23:37):
are you support like what's going on here?

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
If you want the pro Display XDR, which is thirty
two inches six K with the nano texture glass, which
is better than standard, I guess, Oh sure, I believe
it's six thousand dollars for the monitor. For the monitor, Jesus,
and that does not come with a stand. If you
want the stand, the pro stand high tilt rotation, completely adjustable,

(01:24:01):
it's another one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
That's what they're really trying to juice money out of people.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
Or if you just want the base amount adapter to
put it on a different stand, two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Or if you want or if you want the iPhone pocket,
which is just a knitted thing that you can make
out of a pair of socks, two hundred and thirty bucks.
For those two hundred and thirty dollars, Yeah, it's perfect.
Give your money to the big giant, trillion dollar corporation.
Everything is going to be fine. I'm sure we'll see
what you think about all this. Send us a dispatch.
Go to thenewsjunkie dot com right now. Still try to

(01:24:34):
keep up with the story about this eighteen year old
girl that was found dead on this Carnival Horizon coke
ship over the week.

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
Question about this, because when we talked with Amy Kaufeld
about it, she said that there were some rumors about
what happened, but because she works for the news station.
They want to obviously confirm what their sources are before
they start reporting on things.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Yeah, yeah, do you know what she was talking about?

Speaker 12 (01:25:02):
Rumor was?

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
I do know rumors, but I shouldn't I hold myself
to a higher level of time. I assume you don't
hold yourself to Why would you assume that we should.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Do TMC level journalistic integrity. So here's what I have
heard about this.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
I mean just say that these are the rumors. This
is what yeah, this is what is you know some
people are saying and there's no confirmation.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
So here's what we know for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
This woman is eighteen years old, or was the eighteen
year old Anna Kepner was found dead on a Carnival
Horizon cruise ship over the weekend. That's that's what we know.
Eighteen year old Anna Kepner. She was a Florida high
school cheerleader, straight a student who dreamed of joining the military,
just months away from graduating.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
We know that the FBI.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Was involved in this investigation from almost the jump, and
there's a full investigation as to what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Now. The twist here is that a lot of.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
The rumors say she was found dead inside the cabin.
At first, people were talking about she went over the balcony,
but that doesn't seem to be the case.

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
I think it might just be an assumption because most
cruise ship deaths, you say, Okay, this person either jumped
or fell, was pushed in the number of things.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Yeah, the rumors with this lady are the eighteen year
old are circling around from what I've seen, rumors don't
put any weight into this grain of salt all that stuff,
or that it may have been drug related, that it
may have been drug related. And she was found inside
her cabin, unresponsible on the unresponsive and unresponsible on the

(01:26:46):
Carnival Horizon cruise ship over the weekend, and the Medical Examiner's.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Office is looking into this.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
Now, I guess this is like the FEDS moving the
body around and stuff, but that she didn't she wasn't
in the arms. This is one of her final posts
on social media, and she posted another one that was
like I forgot what her last post was, but it
was something like if you can't love me like this,
you'll never love me, or something to that effect. And

(01:27:15):
the eighteen year old was then just found dead on
the cruise ship in the cabin so that's what it
looks like. I don't know what it is all rumors
from right here, but it looks like it could have
been something related to drugs, and those were one of
the things that was popping around.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Let's see if there's anything else that I could find
on this.

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
I would seeing other rumors of the chat room, seems
to think there was some sort of murder.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
Oh there's been a murder. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
The ship returned to Miami, where the FBI started to
look into this.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
She was found dead.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
At the beginning, they said she may have fallen from
the balcony, but then I heard that that wasn't true.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
All of this is like very very loose right now.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
They had if they had a body to take off
the ship, Yeah, they definitely, I mean they I think
they would have indicated if she went over a balcony
and they recovered her body.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Yeah, nobody did.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
That's what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
But they have a body that they took off the
ship and reportedly is in the Miami Dade Medical Examiner's
office for an investigation. But now it's federal because it
was on a cruise ship, and we just go from there.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
The latest is Anna Kepner Carnival Cruz passenger a waiting
word from the FBI. So the FBI is going to
be the next to chime in on this. No, there's
no other actual on the record reasons for why she died,
it says the agents responded when the ship docked over
the weekend. Her mother confirmed that her daughter did die

(01:28:50):
on the cruise ship. I can confirm that the FBI
has responded to the matters, as an FBI spokesperson, Kepta's
family told ABC News, the eighteen year old was going
to graduate high school and had dreams of joining the military.
She was a people person. All these things. It's just
her family saying nice stuff about her afterwards. She seems
to be a sweet, sweet individual. But that's about all

(01:29:12):
they have right now. So we're gonna keep an eye
on what happened to this eighteen year old in this
Carnival cruise ship. But a lot of speculation at this point.
I wanted to tell you how using your credit card
at the checkout could get a lot more complicated moving forward.
It's all because there was a big settlement, a huge
one in fact, between Visa MasterCard and US credit card merchants.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Now all of this could.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
Usher in a new era of tiered pricing at the register.
And one thing that is going to be annoying is
they can pass the cost along to you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
So if you go to a restaurant, well.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
They do that a lot, anyway, they do sometimes, but
they can charge different fees based on who you're credit
card provider is. Now, the agreement comes after a two
decade anti trust battle over interchange fees. That's what they're called,
interchange fees, that were the start of all of this.

(01:30:13):
Hang on, let me bring up the Wall Street Journal story.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Because I know that you know some restaurants will give
you the option or some places, some gas stations will
give you the option on this much is what you
owe us cash or this is what you us and credit.
Some places just say we'll charge all everybody the same.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
And then well that'll cover the credit costs. Right, But
in this case, you're saying they're going to do that,
but the fees are going to be different per card.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
I believe send this is from the card companies themselves, right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Yes, And the retailers can moving forward reject using certain cards.
So if you were a gas station, you're like, well,
they want to charge me more. I'm not using I'm
not taking that. Here's Bloomberg talking about this. Visa and
MasterCard have reached the dealer the retailers to reduce some
of their fees and give merchants more leeway to reject
customers who use certain credit cards, including the premium ones

(01:31:07):
that have been surging in popularity. The proposed settlement could
be more than two hundred million dollars in savings.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
For these folks.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
It would make it one of the largest ever class
action settlements of an antitrust case. And they don't know
exactly how this is going to look moving forward, but
it could make it a little awkward using your credit
card in these places that may start refusing if they say, Nope,
this card is too big of a fee for us,
they may start denying them as a result of this case.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
But we'll keep an eye on that as well.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
All Right, we're going to take quick break when we
come back and you get out there and buy up.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
You must buy your iPhone.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Pocket get it as fast as you possibly can, so
it's a smart financial move. Obviously, we're going to get
to your feedback. Your dispatches and emails are coming up.
Next and I didn't know you could do this, but
there's a new way to get out of a police chase.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
And it's just brilliant.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
It is brilliant.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
We'll share this with you. It's coming up now in
the news junkie.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
I want to talk about this real quick because from
time to time I've defended Elon Musk on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
All right, and here's why. I think.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
There's something really dumb that people do. It's a very
very dumb thing that people do where they don't like
somebody's politics, so they instantly say whatever thing they do,
they suck at it. So the newest person that they
were doing this.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
Too is what's her name, Sidney Sweeney. Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Sidney Sweeney's in some new movie no one can have
like legitimate criticism.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Does the movie suck? Is it good?

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
Is it an interesting movie?

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
Or a bad movie?

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
The whole thing is like Sidney Sweeney is some sort
of like white nationalists or whatever what like? Okay, So
you get lost in that stupidity, and I go at
the end of the day, like is the person good
at what they're doing? A lot of very dumb people
will be like Elon Musk is actually really stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
I'll tell you why.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
I'm so much smarter than him, And you go, okay,
come on, be real about this. But this is maybe
one of the more I don't know. I don't want
to say it's dumb, but as far as ideas from Elon, go,
I heard this, and I go, what is he even
talking about here? Elon was talking about the humanoid robots
that Tesla is working on and that his other companies

(01:33:31):
are working on. And of course, you have the idea
of having a robot for companionship. You have the idea
of having a robot to do chores around the house,
maybe a robot making you lunch in these things love
the chore robot idea. Elon had another idea for these
humanoid robots that are being built right now, and we're
going to see these in practice pretty soon. And the

(01:33:53):
idea just it just seems stupid to me. Maybe I'm wrong.
You tell me if you think this is a good
idea a bad idea. Here we go.

Speaker 13 (01:34:01):
I think we might may be able to give people,
if somebody's committed crime, a more humane form of uh
containment of future crime, which is if if you if
you say like you now get you now get a
free Optimist and it's just gonna follow you around and
stop you from ding crime. But other than that, you
get to do anything. It's just gonna stop you from

(01:34:21):
committing crime.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
That's that's really it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Were sent in the right message with this.

Speaker 13 (01:34:25):
Pretty well to think of the various of all the possibilities.
But I think it's it's clearly it's clearly the future.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
So he's saying one of the ideas for these Optimists robots.

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
He's naming his robots Optimists. Yeah, I believe in every
robot is Optimist Prime. Yeah, yep, yeah, Optimist Prime robots.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
This one stops optimist crime, which may also be aboud idea.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
But the idea from Elon Musk is we don't have
to put anybody in prison. You now get a like
a buddy in a buddy program, and your robo buddy
follows you around and stops you from committing future crimes,
and that's your punishment. So you do something wrong, you
don't go to prison, and then a robot is with

(01:35:09):
you to ensure that you no longer engage in crimes.
And I gotta be honest, that just seems stupid to me.
I don't understand how that would ever work. Project Areas
on YouTube says, not the worst idea. I think it
might be one of the worst ideas I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
How is this really to stop you?

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
How is it supposed to know if the thing you're
doing is going to be a crime. How is it
supposed to stop you from doing it? How are they
supposed to prevent you from like hacking into it and
making it like you're making a help you do crime?
Like the idea that the people who commit crimes should
go anywhere other than prison is an idea that I

(01:35:47):
thought these guys hated. I thought the guys like Elon
Musk were like, yes, arrest people, arrest criminals, put them
behind bars. And now it's like we're going to do
a buddy program. You have your robot after your crime
and then and then you go on with your life,
but the robot stops you from committing any more crimes.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
This is a dumb idea.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
I don't think that this could actual actually work.

Speaker 4 (01:36:08):
Does he flesh this out so you have certain intermediary
steps between being completely free because you haven't committed any
crimes or being in prison, and like one of them
is house arrests, And then yes, it could be if
you're on that little embarrassing if somebody notices you have

(01:36:31):
an ankle monitor around your you know, around your leg somewhere.
Maybe maybe maybe people don't notice, but some people are
going to notice, and you go, you know, it's had
a little snapoo with the law. Think of your buddy
robot was following you around and you're like, oh, this
guy has a robot, he must be a criminal.

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
It just becomes associated with.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Being but a murderer. But you violate the house arrest,
Like the house arrest thing comes with some sort of
contract here that if you violate it, you're going to jail,
you know, and you're yeah, there's going to be more charges.
So if the idea is the robot is supposed to
keep you honest and maybe prevent some crimes, but if

(01:37:12):
you still commit them you still have to go to prison,
then it's a little silly, but it's I don't think
he's fleshed this out though, as you have kind of
pointed out, like, I don't think he's figured this out.
I think he's like, how do I make more money?
I just got a trillion dollar deal?

Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
Like if you pull a gun on somebody as the
robot like slapping it out of your hand.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
Like no, yeah, no, no, you should anybody. You go
into the store and you're like stick a up and
the robot nope, you know you're not supposed to do that,
and it wallops you and then it drags you by
the ear out of the store so you can't rob
the place.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
You are grounded. Mister, this is not gonna work. Here's
a Newsweek store down.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
Elon Musk says Tesla robots can prevent future crime. Tesla's
CEO Elon Musk said the company's Optimist robot could follow
people around to prevent them from committing crimes.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
You get a free Optimist.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
By the way, so instead of paying for prisons, taxpayers
will now pay for robots.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
For everybody commit a.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Crime, get a ten twenty thirty thousand dollars robot.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Maybe more that the commit.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
A crime, get an optimis prime.

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
Yes, that was the other thing that I was like,
this messaging isn't that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Great, because like, hey, kids want a free robot. Have
you considered crime? That's exactly what this would do. This
doesn't make the lowest barrier to entry crime that I
could commit so I can have a robot.

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
Hanging out with me all the time, it says.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
Speaking to Tesla shareholders, Musks touted a range of tasks
optimists could do to benefit humans, including a more humane
form of containment of future crime. By following humans around
and preventing them from committing crimes, these robots could eliminate
the need to put people in prison. No, we need prisons,
and we need to put people in them because it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Makes things better for everybody else.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
You're gonna sign little robots to all the amount contents
one wandering around planet Earth.

Speaker 4 (01:39:06):
No, do you think it's stressful being one of these
shareholders at the meeting?

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
You know, they.

Speaker 4 (01:39:12):
Invest in Tesla because they think they're doing a lot
of good stuff here. You're like, you know, the driverless car,
the autonomous driving, all the electric stuff that's making things greener.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
Really like that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
Let's go to the shareholder meeting and see what he's
got next.

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
He's like crime robots. We're paying him how much? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
Yeah, trillion dollars And by the way, he's probably worth it.
I don't know. He's got all these companies. He seems
to know what he's doing, and I don't need to
hear your emails like Sean. Actually, Elan doesn't know about space.
The guy does some great stuff, all right, you might
hate him, but the guy does some great stuff. But
this in the sea of ideas that he has, goes

(01:39:56):
in the stupid pile. It goes in the You've got
a lot of good ones, but this one doesn't do
it for me. It's like the Boring Company, the whole
world is going to drone technology and pretty soon we'll
all be flying around like wild jets and style. I
mean maybe in the next fifteen years. And then Elon's like,
we're gonna dig holes underground and there won't be traffic

(01:40:17):
because everybody's car will be zoomed on some big train
like network, and like, well, wait what this is not
a good idea. This one's not a good idea. But
he said this robots are going to follow around criminals.

Speaker 4 (01:40:31):
I think the Boring Company would be a slightly better
idea if they were making like a subway system. But
from what I've seen, the one in Vegas is like,
you just go down in this kind of claustrophobic tunnel,
if I'm honest, yes, and you get in a Tesla.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
Yeah, And it's not spectacularly fast or anything. It's just like, okay,
this is a little better than being on the surface roads.

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
And we just get like bullet trains like Japan has.
That would be really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
No, we can't have nice things because Japanese culture is better,
and over here everybody just ruins everything over here.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
People find loopholes.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
Over here, people find loopholes, like how to get out
of a police chase. This woman California Highway Patrol is
chasing after her.

Speaker 14 (01:41:17):
It's on a pursuit from the San Fernando Valley all
the way to the Mexico border. The pursuit began this
morning in the valley and we were following an air
seven on Eyewitness News at eleven am. The driver stayed
on the southbound four or five freeway for much of it,
passing through Orange County before getting.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
On round the spikes strip.

Speaker 14 (01:41:33):
Authority's tried to deploy spike strips at least four times
during the chase, not successful. CHP now telling us the
driver made it across the border into Mexico just before
one this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
So she just goes on a police chase, keeps driving,
drives to the Mexican border, drives across and they go, ah, shucks,
she got us jurisdiction. It's like the end of Bluest
you know, where they finally figured out that Martin Lawrence
was the jewel thief the whole time. But nowadays on

(01:42:06):
the Mexico side, he's you know, starts dancing around and screaming,
I got a giant cat in my pants, got doing lo?
I do remember that? Does this mean if.

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
You know I've never seen it? WHOA get out of here? Sir?
Does this mean? Does this mean we could flip it
on its head? Though? Could we flip it on its head?

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
And then we can go to Mexico haul ass to
Mexico and do whatever we want and then police chase
the Federals are chasing us, and we're ah. Then we
go across the border into the United States and Syonara
and we paul ass.

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
And go the other way.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Audios I guess I should have said audiosos. And then
we we fly into the US. Will we get in
trouble over here? If we did that?

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
She didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
She's not in trouble. She got away with the police chase.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
Maybe if she drove in to Mexican.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
If she comes back, but if they know she is.
Nicole Waters realized forty five year old woman nam Nicole
Waters realized her minivan car keys were missing. She went
to a place that she works at and runs a
home for women women seeking to recover from alcohol abuse,
and then she realized one of the residents of the
home had stolen her van.

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
The person started hauling ass.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
Over one hundred miles an hour in the mini van
and drove all the way to the border around Spike
Strips into Mexico and Sayonara. They won, They won, and
they got away. Gatto and Los Pontalonez not cutting up again. No, no, okay,
you said, audio, Oh audios.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
As you keep you're stuck on Japan.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
Uh yeah, I'm broken today. I'm broken as a man,
as a technology as We're gonna take quick break when
we come back. Jury Duty is coming up next, including
an eleven year old eleven year old kid that they
purp walked. We're going to listen in to what happened
when this eleven year old was arrested, what they were
arrested for. That and much more coming up in Jury Duty,

(01:44:10):
and that's coming up next in the news junk Keye.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
About a week.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
From now, I'll finally get a day off. In twenty
twenty five, I'll be listening to the final Beach Boy
there's only like one of them left. He's a million
years old, and I'll be hearing him play co como
and I'll be like, yes, yes, yeah, that's exactly that's
what I'm looking for right now. That's what i'm that's
what's guiding me, that's what's making me continue on with

(01:44:52):
the show today. It's been very difficult. Thank you to
everybody who is sending over your well wishes. I appreciate
that you have. Mike Love and Bruce Johnston. I don't
know who Bruce Johnston is. Those are people sending their
well wishes.

Speaker 4 (01:45:04):
No, those are the Beach Boys.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
Mike. Mike Love is the original founding member singer Guy.
I think right, I think it was like one of
the original singers, Yes, and the Beach Boys. And it's
not even that I really love the Beach Boys. I
just want a day off. And if I can listen
to the Beach Boys and hear Little Kocomo on the
day off, that it's gonna do something for me.

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
It's gonna provide for me something that I absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
This is an eat to the beat thing, right I think, yeah,
for food and wine. Yeah, I'm gonna go out there.
I'm gonna have like a Mark One single margarita and
watch the Beach Boys and just try to like find peace,
just find peace for a day, and it's gonna be
my goal.

Speaker 4 (01:45:51):
Some of the bands that do the food and wine thing,
I don't know if this is something that they are
encouraged to behind the scenes or if they just kind
of decide to on their own. But I think I
saw like Yellow Card or somebody that was there recently,
and they'll like pop out some Disney covers really do them,
like in the style of their band, and they're pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
So little Punk Arabian Nights or something something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
Let me see if I could find which bands were
doing them.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
But I can show you though we're dude, I could
get into it.

Speaker 4 (01:46:27):
That might actually be the song. I'm gonna have to
find it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
But there was there was some ones that were like
very similar to that, and I was like I could
get down with this now. Yeah, that does those Those
are limited sets that they play, you know, they aren't
like full concerts. They're like, well, maybe in an hour
set forty forty five minutes or so. Probably yeah, probably
forty forty five minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
The only thing, like, I think it's really cool unless
you just are one of those I only want the
band to play their own music.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
I'm a big fan. You are taking one song off
the set list, could be Cocomo. You know, as long
as I hear Cocomo, I'm good to go. That's my older.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
Sang, that's your motto.

Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
As long as I hear Cocomo, I am, in fact
good to go. That's better than the chance I did earlier.
That is better, safer. That's not no, it's that's probably
a bad idea. Here we go, let's do jury duty.

Speaker 13 (01:47:23):
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and pay attention before we call the bailiff over to
win your ass.

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the barriers when I do this, I want you to
know grain to sault this. This is just rumors and
all that. There are a lot of people who are

(01:48:15):
very interested in the case of this eighteen year old
girl found dead on the Carnival cruise ship. And I
looked a little further into the rumors that are going around.
A lot of them are starting on these places. Number
one Facebook, Facebook is convinced that this girl was murdered,
and there are mostly people just either making stuff up

(01:48:36):
or running with like telephone style rumors and stuff where
they're saying, oh, she was found rolled up in the
sheets in her room. I've seen some people say that, yeah,
and this is probably just Randos on Facebook making stuff up. Okay,
but that's one thing that people are speculating about so
somebody on the texting service says that Anna was my

(01:49:01):
daughter's classmate and best friend.

Speaker 4 (01:49:02):
Very very sad. Everybody's devastated. Oh gosh, you just refreshed
from what is being told to us. It looks like
a homicide. Don't want to put too much info out,
but it's not good. Okay, So there are there's more
than just Facebook at least.

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
I want to say as many times as I can
grain of salt. I have no idea who that person is.
I don't trust that person at all to actually be
who they're saying they are. I think most people just
make up stuff in this. From what I've heard from
a little more trustworthy sources was that it was some
sort of overdose situation. But none of this is known.
They haven't come forward with the information. People are speculating

(01:49:40):
a lot about this eighteen year old girl who died
on the cruise ship because the FBI is involved, And
they said, if the FBI is involved, well then it
must be a murder. It's more than an accident or something.
But that's not true. If there's a death on a
cruise ship, depending on where the cruise ship is based,
it becomes an incident. That the FEDS do handle so

(01:50:04):
that this is not an abnormal thing. There's a death,
it was on a carnival cruise ship. They're looking into things,
so much of this other stuff will turn out to
be just absolutely fake. Some people saying it's a clear
murder case. A lot about that old body was wrapped
in a sheet left under the bed. I don't even
know if there isn't under the bed on a cruise ship.

(01:50:24):
Have you guys ever been on a cruise ship. A
cruise ship cabin isn't exactly a place where you tend
to have a whole bunch of space left open, like
under a bed. That's not usually what happens, all right,
And somebody else was saying like, oh, there's just rumors
all over the place, but nothing is locked in.

Speaker 2 (01:50:40):
We'll hear more. The family has.

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
Been speaking about this at least a little bit so far,
but everybody is just chit chat and rumors as of
this point.

Speaker 4 (01:50:49):
Really quick links to Josh Okay, right, because what's getting
points for yellow card at last year's Epcot International Food
and Wine Festival did do a whole new world Oh yeah,
they and then uh they.

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
Let it go.

Speaker 4 (01:51:03):
A bunch of people. Uh No, A bunch of people
uh chimed in about Newfound Glory at their performance which
was at this year's festival, and they did part of
Your World from Little Mermaid and let It.

Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
Go Looking.

Speaker 1 (01:51:23):
You see that. If I'm going to see song like this,
what I'd really like to see is an unexpected band
like Slipknot, but they only play Hakuna Matata or just
like Disney songs that they do in their style. And
I know I like that already because on ironically that

(01:51:44):
slip Knot justin Bieber song is a banger, all right,
an absolute certified banger, So I already know I like it.
Let's go over to some other news here for jury
duty today, we're going to work these stories in because
an eleven year old has been arrested in eleven year
old child has been arrested on a felony charge in

(01:52:06):
Vluc County, Florida, Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:52:08):
Excuse me.

Speaker 1 (01:52:08):
The eleven year old was accused of writing a kill
list at school and it was posted on the Sheriff's
office Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (01:52:18):
Let me see if I could find this some sort
of loophole these kids could use, like a call it
a love list.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
Yeah, I guess this person didn't do it, but sir,
is my love list. Look, here's the kid purp walk eleven.
Damn dude, I just can't come on inside. Walk all
you down that store there? Okay, bro, you're going into
the big house. They're putting cuffs on him.

Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
Now, all right, come on in here, had a see.

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
We'll get some paperwork together and we'll.

Speaker 2 (01:52:51):
Be back and get you.

Speaker 1 (01:52:53):
Okay. He's eleven, damn, bro, this is like record scratch.
You're probably wondering how I got here.

Speaker 2 (01:53:02):
Yeah. Yeah, you're eleven years old.

Speaker 1 (01:53:04):
Buddy. You're like a criminal already, and not like the
Kevin McAllister criminal style. You're like a real bonafide criminal.
And Chitwood's got you there. I made my kill list disappear. Yeah,
you got a kill list at school. They don't take
that lightly. I wouldn't either, And the boy has been arrested.

(01:53:25):
While school threats are down recently, they are continuing distress
students and parents should know that these types of threats
will result in felony charges even if you're eleven years old.

Speaker 2 (01:53:37):
So there's that for you.

Speaker 1 (01:53:38):
We're going into the power hour of the show in
just a moment here. That's the final hour of the show.
Thank god. Another idea that is being floated around out
there we got to get into. I don't know if
you're gonna like this or not, but it's an idea
and I'll toss that by you. Plus something to rival
this statue of liberty, bigger, better, something different? What is it,

(01:54:01):
where is it supposed to go? And how much money
is it going to cost? All of that is coming
up next in the news Junkie.

Speaker 2 (01:54:25):
We got a lot of stuff to get into. The people.
Oh go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:54:28):
During the break, decided, like you know, we were talking
about the bands playing at Epcot playing the Disney songs,
so I wanted to check some of them out. I
think I'd seen one of these videos before. But Yellow Cards,
a Latin song slaps.

Speaker 1 (01:54:43):
Yellow Card's good man, Yellow Cards great, I've seen him before.

Speaker 4 (01:54:46):
I haven't seen him in very many years. But that song,
I mean, the way they covered.

Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
That was good.

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
You see kind of some chills going on. And now
you know what I want. I want to go see
a little Cocomo Beach Boys action. Maybe maybe they do
a little a little something special. Maybe they go on
to us and now, man, they're old guys are doing it.
They're doing it right now. I'm excited for it. I
need I need to get out of here, is one

(01:55:12):
of the things. But we got another hour to go,
so let's do that. From the same people who brought
you the fifty year mortgage, a brand new invention.

Speaker 2 (01:55:24):
Fix everything for you.

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
Yes, indeed, they said, as of now, they're floating the
idea of making.

Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
Cars more affordable.

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
How one hundred and eighty month auto loans are now
being offered in the United States of America. Out of here,
and it's a standard auto loan. Uh, I don't look
that up because now we're at one hundred and eighty months.

Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
Which is isn't it? Is it normally? I think I'll
find out. Yeah, to take a look at that.

Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
And then in one hundred and eighty months is what
ten years is one hundred and twenty months?

Speaker 2 (01:55:58):
They're typically between sixteen seventy two months.

Speaker 1 (01:56:01):
So the new ones are fifteen years. For fifteen years,
you'll be paying off your car, and for fifty years
five zero you'll be paying off your house. And we
have fixed the affordability crisis.

Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
It's all solved. That's it. Now.

Speaker 1 (01:56:18):
You just sign up and you get the new house,
and you get the new car, and then you pay
for the rest of your existence on planet Earth. It's
just genius. Somebody's saying sixty is standard. Sixty is standard.
I think seventy two is the one that, like, you
can sometimes lock down a little bit of a better
monthly deal on. But one hundred and eighty month auto

(01:56:41):
loans are being rolled out in the United States to
lower those car payments for you and you just got
to pay for the next, you know, forever. That's basically
what you're looking at moving forward. Fun times there.

Speaker 2 (01:56:51):
You know what my loan is for my car? Well,
just wipes his credit card?

Speaker 1 (01:56:58):
Probably know that just comes just comes out of my
bank account. Yeah, didn't you ask them how long it
would be coming out of your bank account for your
I'm sure we talked about it on the day I
bought it, but that that.

Speaker 2 (01:57:08):
Has since been forgotten.

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
I I think that are you paid this?

Speaker 2 (01:57:15):
Oh that's paid off? Yeah, the Genesis is paid off.

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
The Mercedes is not paid off, but the Genesis is
paid off.

Speaker 2 (01:57:21):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (01:57:21):
And uh? And I like, I don't know if I
could do this if they started coming at us and said, like, well,
fifteen year loan, and then here's how much you're paying
every single month, but you don't have to take the
fifteen year loan. You don't have to yet, and then
all of a sudden they make that the only available one,
and they go, Okay, great, great, great, great, this is

(01:57:44):
all really working out for us.

Speaker 2 (01:57:47):
That seems like a bad way to fix it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:48):
Like to fix it, shouldn't we get more cars imported
in the United States, more cars manufactured in the United
States that are like cheap, or whatever we can do
to get more cars on the marketplace so that they
become a little cheaper.

Speaker 2 (01:58:05):
Just like same thing with houses.

Speaker 1 (01:58:06):
We get more houses out there, there's more supply that
lowers the pressure on the demand, and then houses will
be a little bit cheaper. I'm willing to take the
bullet there. I'm willing to take the shot. My home
values will go down if there are more houses that
go in the market. But I think that's good for everybody,
so I like it. I think it brings a lot

(01:58:28):
of good outcomes out there. The solution of this is
not like have you heard of the forty year loan
or the fifty year loan? Introducing for infants, the ninety
year loan and Jackson has a house, right, and like
you'll be paying it from these days until he's an
old wrinkly man. From diaper to diaper if you're paying.

(01:58:53):
So they call it the diaper to diaper loan, the
diaper to diaper loan.

Speaker 4 (01:58:56):
We are not too fun. That's what he has on
that tiny little house that's in the backyard. Nice chairs outside.

Speaker 1 (01:59:05):
I've seen your son's car, and it's a jeep and
it appears to be paid off from what I could tell,
it is paid off, though it is feature rich.

Speaker 2 (01:59:13):
That thing.

Speaker 1 (01:59:14):
See like goes take a look at his power wheel
that Jackson's riding around on Jackson's second birthday, and he
goes take a look at that thing. And I lean
down and I go, there's a Bluetooth stereo down here. Yeah,
there's like bells and whistles and lights and horns and alarms, and.

Speaker 2 (01:59:32):
We have come along the way.

Speaker 4 (01:59:33):
He took him for a ride and that then the
other night we're like, let's let's go, uh strap you
into the jeep. I I grabbed the controller. He was
just wanted to watch Mickey on his phone, so he
looked like he was ready to start driving like he
was just behind the wheel buried in this in in
in the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:59:51):
He knows what's going on. He's like, full automation is
coming soon. I don't need to learn how to drive
this thing. I don't. I just sit here and watch
my my iPad or whatever whatever he's gone.

Speaker 4 (02:00:02):
Is there gonna be like a less of a driver's
license for people who just never need that.

Speaker 1 (02:00:09):
You would have to change, right, Yeah, like you have
a like.

Speaker 4 (02:00:13):
An operator's license or something that's you know, you're just
you're just typing in the destination and going. You don't
you're not really driving anything.

Speaker 1 (02:00:22):
I mean think you.

Speaker 2 (02:00:22):
Should need a license? Felt, You don't need a license
to be in a.

Speaker 1 (02:00:25):
Cab or a true or to be like a way mo. Yeah,
I don't need a license to being a waymo. So
why should I need a license? If the whole thing's
going self driving? This is the future. This is this
is where everything's going, whether you like it or not, It's.

Speaker 2 (02:00:38):
Just going to happen like it all right.

Speaker 1 (02:00:40):
A couple other things here, Speaking of kids, Miss Rachel
finds herself back in the news, this time real Miss Rachel,
not the fake one that we had yesterday. On the
show The Little Kids Entertainer, The Children's Entertainer who yesterday
there was somebody pretending to be here saying that I'm
so happy mom Donnie won the election in New York.
But that wasn't despite millions of views as of right now,

(02:01:03):
this is real. The YouTube star known for her gentle
videos teaching toddler's speech and emotional skills, has now said
she has canceled her subscription to The New York Times
because their Gaza coverage is biased. She is like deep
in on the Gaza stuff. This Miss Rachel Lady, She

(02:01:24):
really is. She said there was a leaked internal memo
that instructed journalists to avoid words like genocide, massacre, and
occupied territory when reporting on Gaza. She said this is
biased and dehumanizing and The New York Times should no
longer be supported, which is always funny because I'm like, hey,
if you don't, if you're like so far out there
that you think the New York Times is biased, who

(02:01:46):
are you going to read? Where are you Are you
going to the gray zone? Are you going to like
some of these outlets that are just absolutely unhinged. Probably
you're going to info wars US for your guys. The
news latest I saw in Info Wars.

Speaker 2 (02:02:03):
Josh.

Speaker 1 (02:02:03):
I don't know if you saw this, but Alex Jones
had Who's get him to the Greek guy?

Speaker 2 (02:02:12):
What's his?

Speaker 1 (02:02:13):
Russell Brand was on Alex Jones. I got to bring
this up because you won't believe me otherwise. Russell Brand
special guests from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Speaker 2 (02:02:25):
That's pretty good man.

Speaker 1 (02:02:27):
Russell Brand was on Alex Jones's show and somehow it
turned into this. Okay, they're just doing push ups, shirtless
push ups. Russell Brand is in like some leopard tiny
shorts and and nothing else with no shirt on it.

(02:02:49):
Alex Jones is like he eventually stripped his shirt off.

Speaker 2 (02:02:52):
To bro what has happened? Honestly, Alex Jones? Pretty good
for him.

Speaker 1 (02:03:02):
Okay, now we've hit meek alpha male. Now this is
this is how all the other dudes outlets are gay.
By the way, this is how you know you're not.
You ride Alex Jones in your leopard shorts. This is
peak masculinity. This miss miss Rachel put in with you
on top of me. I don't understand what's happening there

(02:03:25):
is this what the audience has come to like, do
I need to do this?

Speaker 13 (02:03:28):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:03:28):
Get to doing some pushups during the show. Get Josh
and some little leopard shorts to to straddle me like
this and ride as I'm as I'm joining them? Is
this the peak content? Yeah? All right?

Speaker 3 (02:03:49):
Okay, Brandon shouted that was consensual multiple times.

Speaker 1 (02:03:55):
Nowadays, Yeah, nowadays, nowadays he's probably got to do that.

Speaker 2 (02:04:00):
All right. The last thing I see is, which I'm going.

Speaker 1 (02:04:02):
To work in here now, is that there is possibly
a new massive statue on the way. Now I am
a little suss on this. I don't think that this
is going to happen, but they're suggesting that it is
in this story Take it with a grain of salt.

(02:04:23):
Suggests that they're going to build a statue bigger than
the Statue of Liberty on the island where you used
to have what's it called off San Francisco. Jesus, my
brain is Alcatraz, Alcatraz on the island where Alcatraz is.
I think that's where it is, right, Yeah, they're gonna

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they're they're proposing this four hundred and fifty foot statue
that is bigger than the Statue of Liberty.

Speaker 2 (02:04:52):
Is it really going to.

Speaker 1 (02:04:52):
Be on fire. It was on fire in the in
the example that they've given here, they said that the
this thing is going to be built and it'll rival
the Statue of Liberty and it'll be an ancient wonder
or modeled after what. At least it's a man holding
a torch, because Statue of Liberty is a lady. We
can't have that anymore. We've gotta have something, some real

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stuff going on. Now. My favorite part about this was
the funding account. Let me see if I can find this,
because it was like a they had a funding thing
going on. It's going to be four hundred and fifty
million dollars and how much is.

Speaker 4 (02:05:27):
Supposed to a new statue is gonna be like go fundmeed,
Yeah yeah yeah, oh cool, cool cool.

Speaker 1 (02:05:33):
And it's four hundred and fifty million dollars. According to
the foundation's page, there's only one contributor so far for
five dollars. That's all that they have coming in thus far.
They have one donation for their massive statue to rival
the Statue of Liberty four hundred and fifty feet tall.

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They've got five dollars, so they're a little ways away
from absolutely nailing this, but they're on their journey and
if you'd like to donate, go look it up. This
is the Prometheus statue that they are working on putting together,
and I hope that they're successful. They won't be at all,
but I hope that they are regardless. Quick break, when

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we come back, we hear from you. Your dispatches are
rolling in right now, your emails are rolling in, and
a man is in trouble for something that he said online.

Speaker 2 (02:06:24):
What did he post?

Speaker 1 (02:06:25):
All read you the exact postings, and we'll see if
he should have been in trouble or not. That is
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that's the territory that we're heading in right now. But
so far, so good.

Speaker 2 (02:07:13):
Yeah, Okay, we're so close to the end. We are
right there at the finish line.

Speaker 1 (02:07:18):
Josh, you couldn't be more right about that and on
a Veterans Day, no less a Veterans Day. So shouts
out to all you vets out there. There are tons
of deals and you should take advantage of them. You're
crazy not to. There's a ton of deals out there.
I saw I think this morning was talking about Applebee's,
Bob Evans, Buffalo Wild Wings. There was a whole, huge

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ass list of deals that you could have.

Speaker 4 (02:07:40):
Our friends at hard Rock Cafe are offering a free
smash burger to veterans.

Speaker 1 (02:07:46):
They were away.

Speaker 4 (02:07:47):
Really Yeah, they came by yesterday and they had food
for us, which was very nice of them. That's killer
and so yeah, go check out hard Rock Cafe. We
love you guys.

Speaker 1 (02:07:56):
Yeah, absolutely, that's a good one. You've just a free burger.
Just there you go, you're a veteran. Wow. Veterans Day
deals from Applebee's, from Bob Evans, from California Pizza Kitchen.

Speaker 2 (02:08:09):
You can eat free at a lot of these places.

Speaker 1 (02:08:11):
Chili's, you get a free meal at Chili's, Chipotle, if
you order an entree in the restaurant, you get a
second one for free. Cracker Barrel, They'll give you a
free Sunshine pancake special and they're not woke anymore, you
know what I mean. So, like the news sign is
up or whatever. When Uncle Rico's back or whatever, the
guy's name is, Uncle Herschel, Uncle Hershel's back. He's everything's fine,

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Everything's good now. Denny's has deals. Everybody you can think
of gives back on Veterans Day in the smallest way
they can for people who have given to this country.

Speaker 4 (02:08:48):
And for most of these, like I know, the hard
rock one is like veterans and active military, and I
think a lot of the Veterans Day deals are like that.

Speaker 1 (02:08:56):
That's a good deal, man, that's awesome. That's pretty cool
that they're doing that. So some people were surprised. They
were out on a flight and the pilot said, I've
got a special guest who's gonna come up and take
the microphone on this flight? And this person came up
and grabbed the mic. Let's listen and to see what
they said.

Speaker 15 (02:09:14):
Hello, everybody, what what as we approach veterans? Then I
wanted to stop buying, just saying.

Speaker 1 (02:09:24):
Oh my god, this old guy's mouth is just fully
goodfall like is that him? And you gotta wonder is
he like, is this old guy surprised in a bad way. Yeah,
like Obama on this plane, I can't bear it. No God,
there's a bunch of vets on the plane and Obama's

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popped up and you hear their surprise as he grabs
the microphone and starts sagging.

Speaker 15 (02:09:50):
Hello, everybody, what what?

Speaker 1 (02:09:53):
As we approached veterans, then I wanted.

Speaker 15 (02:09:56):
To stop buying, just say thank you for extraordinary ser
Listen to you, your family. The sacrifices that all of
you made to protect our country is something that will
always be out He and we are very great.

Speaker 1 (02:10:07):
And he stood at the plane at the door and
gave all the vets like a handshake.

Speaker 2 (02:10:12):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (02:10:12):
On the way, that's pretty cool, man. You think there's
anybody who's disconnected enough so they're.

Speaker 2 (02:10:17):
Like, who are you?

Speaker 1 (02:10:17):
By the way, who.

Speaker 2 (02:10:19):
Knows what's your connection to the military? Did you serve too?

Speaker 1 (02:10:24):
Who are you?

Speaker 15 (02:10:25):
Happened to welcome you with a seventy degree day in DC,
which doesn't always happen around here.

Speaker 14 (02:10:30):
That's the first time I've seen a president former absolutely amazing,
a commander in chief, a leader who's going to show
up and tell you that your service was worth something.

Speaker 1 (02:10:41):
I think that's the important part. So I think it
was a great thing when I work.

Speaker 2 (02:10:44):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (02:10:47):
Gerald. Oh, this guy said, last time I got to
see the president it was Gerald Ford, and this time
I've seen two presidents. What a guy. Let's be honest.
Gerald Ford was a bore. That ain't a cool Gerald FORDA. No,
I'm thinking of Jimmy Carter. Never mind, Yeah, jim Jimmy
Carter had stories some stuff. But Gerald Ford, who cares?

Speaker 2 (02:11:09):
Who?

Speaker 1 (02:11:09):
Oh, I've met Gerald Ford. You know, I rather meet
any other president? Yes, yes, Trump included. I'd rather.

Speaker 2 (02:11:18):
I'd rather meet Trump than.

Speaker 1 (02:11:19):
Gerald I mean Andrew Jackson. No, Andrew Jackson was a nerd.

Speaker 2 (02:11:24):
No, you said any other president than Gerald Ford. I
would rather.

Speaker 1 (02:11:29):
Yeah. But oh would I rather meet Andrew Jackson than
Gerald Ford? Yes, yes, Andrew Jackson, Yeah, yeah, Stonewall Jackson
even over over Gerald Ford's just basically anybody JFK after
the after the shot, not that, but most of these circumstances,
I would pick it.

Speaker 2 (02:11:49):
I would pick the person over over George. To shake
a guy's hand when his wife is holding his brains
in that's wow, too far. It happened like sixty years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:11:59):
To two He didn't say too soon. He said too far.
He's still dead, So I said, too far. How could
you question on this Veterans Day? Uh huh?

Speaker 4 (02:12:08):
They had, you know, former President Barack Obama there on
the plane greeting everybody, wishing them a happy Veterans Day.

Speaker 2 (02:12:16):
I think it's cool.

Speaker 4 (02:12:17):
And you said, so the president is technically the commander
in chief of the armed forces.

Speaker 2 (02:12:23):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (02:12:24):
Does that automatically make presidents veterans?

Speaker 2 (02:12:28):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (02:12:30):
I think it's like it's like the other thing that
I've heard where if your father served in the military,
not the real thing that up like that is full
of it. So Appleby's make room for me. I will
be coming to destroy your Veterans menu right after the show.

Speaker 2 (02:12:53):
I deserve it.

Speaker 1 (02:12:54):
Please put on Kocomo on the Applebee's satellite radio plant
and just run that on Pete for a little while.
It's the only way for me to recover from a
day like this.

Speaker 2 (02:13:03):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:13:04):
It says the president holds the title of commander in chief,
which is a civilian role, not a military one. So
they're saying the president's only a veteran if they served
in the military before their presidency.

Speaker 1 (02:13:15):
You know, I never mind.

Speaker 2 (02:13:17):
I'm not going to say that's too unpopular today.

Speaker 1 (02:13:19):
I just I I no, No, all these people are great,
they're all veterans, they're all great. Thank you so much
for your service. Thank you so much for serving this country.
And you deserve everything that you're getting, including a little
met and greet with former President Obama, who that was
a chill thing to do.

Speaker 2 (02:13:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:13:39):
I like that a lot. And it seems like, are
you just waiting around in the DC airport?

Speaker 2 (02:13:42):
Like popping in airplane? Soon retired.

Speaker 1 (02:13:46):
Meanwhile, this old guy, they were like, oh, bud, They're like,
don't worry, We'll be the plane, will you know, disembark
sooner or dboard or whatever, So just hang out please.

Speaker 2 (02:14:00):
We do have a special guest.

Speaker 4 (02:14:01):
Her face would be any different if the flight attendant
got naked.

Speaker 1 (02:14:04):
I don't think this man's This man looks like did
you guys see the guy who Courtney keeps sending me
pictures of this? I don't know why I'm gonna I'm
gonna show you, though, I'm gonna force you.

Speaker 2 (02:14:16):
If I have to see it, you have to see it.
Oh boy, is it explicit? No?

Speaker 1 (02:14:21):
No, we're not supposed to show no, no, no, it's
the guy who just broke the Guinness World Record for
having the biggest mouth.

Speaker 2 (02:14:29):
Did you guys see this guy?

Speaker 4 (02:14:32):
Okay, the journey that you're taking to get here, what
was that guy doing with the ping pong balls?

Speaker 2 (02:14:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:14:38):
I don't even know if that was related or I
don't don't watch what I'm scrolling.

Speaker 4 (02:14:40):
I'm not yeah, I'm not putting it on the stream,
but there is some weird stuff that happened in between
you bringing this up to our attention and actually getting
to show us this guy with the Guinness World Record mouth.
Corny keeps telling me, She's like, isn't this so amazing?
And look over and over and over again.

Speaker 1 (02:14:58):
This kid won the in his world record for like
the largest mouth.

Speaker 2 (02:15:03):
I gotta find a new one.

Speaker 1 (02:15:05):
Hang on, because I guess this is something that they
try to break all the time.

Speaker 2 (02:15:10):
Unless this guy's not new.

Speaker 3 (02:15:11):
I've seen that girl with the largest mouth and she
is scary.

Speaker 1 (02:15:17):
In the world. Just put his fist right in there
like it's nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:15:28):
No, why hold on? Who flattened these McDonald's cheeseburgers?

Speaker 4 (02:15:34):
It makes it more dramatic how many cheese Look at
the bottom one?

Speaker 1 (02:15:40):
Did they press it like a real chine They put
it in a Panini press before they ended his out. Yeah,
because he's got three McDonald's cheeseburgers and it's still he's
got room.

Speaker 2 (02:15:52):
He's still got room to fit more in this guy's mouth.

Speaker 1 (02:15:56):
I don't know what happened here, but it's pretty impressive.

Speaker 2 (02:16:00):
I guess. I guess Gordy keep sending these to me.

Speaker 1 (02:16:03):
I don't know why. I don't need to see this.
I don't I do need to. It's an interesting thing
to be have the record for. Yeah, Yeah, congratulate you guys.
Other people were talking about these Popko's punk Disney things.

Speaker 2 (02:16:18):
And they're a whole album.

Speaker 4 (02:16:19):
I guess the Disney kind of sanction called a whole
new Sound, and they had a bunch of them on there.

Speaker 1 (02:16:26):
He says the best track on that one is Eye
to Eye, the song from a Goofy movie, which was
performed by a Central Florida band, Magnolia Park, and he
says that's that's his favorite one on there. But there's
a lot of these bands that do this. I'd be
down for it. Somebody says it was Newfound Glory that
Zeeland was thinking up. They teamed up with Disney and
they did Disney Goes Punk and Bowling for Soup did

(02:16:47):
the same thing with Phineas and Ferb. You guys don't
know Phineas and Ferb though, do you no Bowling for
Souper is on the album? But they did Friend Like
Me from Aladdin? Oh? Did they? Yeah? Hana, there's a
summer vacation that's going around just to end it.

Speaker 2 (02:17:06):
I think they that.

Speaker 1 (02:17:08):
Yeah, you guys know Lo Loo. I don't know Lolo Hello?

Speaker 2 (02:17:14):
Well a no, no boys like girls?

Speaker 1 (02:17:19):
Did You'll Be in My Heart from Tarzan?

Speaker 2 (02:17:22):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:17:22):
Play Plain? Why T's did an encanto song? We the Kings?
Did I Can Go the Distance? Simple plan?

Speaker 2 (02:17:30):
Did?

Speaker 1 (02:17:30):
Can you Feel the Love Tonight? It would have to
be because that's gonna you gotta get up there for
that one, right. That's like, yeah, it's a pretty impressive thing. Anyhow,
Thank you for the email on that and everything else. Now,
thank god we're back to wrap everything up and close
out the show. In the final segment, final Dispatcher's Stories
that didn't make the cut today, I learned all that

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good stuff to wrap it up next as we closed
the door on this Share the Show. Tuesday Show it's
coming up next in the news junkie.

Speaker 2 (02:18:14):
I can't believe we pulled it off.

Speaker 1 (02:18:16):
I cannot believe we did. I have to credit Fowler
for getting us to the finish line. I'm he really
did the dragging today. He did. Celane gave up multiple times,
cried three times during the show today, which is.

Speaker 4 (02:18:30):
If there was anybody, if there was anybody so ironically
close to walking out the door, even though for you
walking out the doors staying.

Speaker 1 (02:18:40):
Ah, but I kept going. I put my head down,
I said, would technical problems be damned? If I sound
like a robot, to hell with it. Maybe I am
a robot who knows? Maybe I am. I'm not here
to confirm nor deny that today, but I am here
to do this.

Speaker 2 (02:18:58):
Let's do the final this patches.

Speaker 1 (02:19:00):
These are the final dispatches, but Sean will probably only
play live.

Speaker 3 (02:19:06):
We know.

Speaker 1 (02:19:07):
Let's dive in and see what we have for our
final dispatches today. Hmm. Let's refresh to get the latest
and we'll go to this person is talking about Pinkman
Josh Show.

Speaker 16 (02:19:24):
Hello everyone, you know I'm not gay, but I sure
would like to watch shirtless Pinkman in leopard shorts, writing
shirtless sean. That would be a sight to see.

Speaker 1 (02:19:40):
I gotta tell you it's a firm.

Speaker 2 (02:19:43):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (02:19:44):
Yeah, we're not We're not going to be doing that.
We're not going to be doing that. Yeah, I'm scared.
I am. Indeed, here's a twin pro last one.

Speaker 2 (02:19:54):
What is up, junkies.

Speaker 17 (02:19:55):
I just wanted to talk about the difference between the
thirty year and the fifty year more, just for round numbers,
A three hundred thousand dollars loan for thirty years at
a six percent interest rate, you're paying back three hundred
and forty seven thousand dollars just an interest. A fifty
year loan at a six percent interest rate, you're paying

(02:20:17):
back six hundred and forty seven thousand dollars an interest.

Speaker 1 (02:20:22):
Let's say even if they lowered the.

Speaker 18 (02:20:24):
Interest rate by a by one point to five percent
on the fifty year, you're still paying back five hundred
and seventeen thousand dollars oh an interest alone.

Speaker 2 (02:20:35):
That's a disaster. That's not a good idea. That's not
how he solved this problem.

Speaker 1 (02:20:39):
I don't think unless I'm really really missing something, and
I don't think I am upon each Garden's man wh's
accused of making online threats targeting churches, including specifically mentioning
one house of worship located near where he lived. Michael Laboni,
thirty two, was arrested after an anonymous tip came into
crime Stoppers.

Speaker 2 (02:20:57):
He said he was fired up.

Speaker 1 (02:20:59):
He was ready to tar get mega churches, and one
of them was a christ Fellowship church. He said, my
endgame is taking you out. It's gonna look like a genocide. Okay,
not supposed.

Speaker 2 (02:21:10):
To say that.

Speaker 1 (02:21:11):
New York Times not saying that. Not supposed to say that.

Speaker 4 (02:21:14):
And finally, just scientists rest easy knowing that whoever wrote
that article, miss Rachel is still consuming your product.

Speaker 1 (02:21:21):
That's true. Yeah, she still likes you. Scientists have discovered
a new lusive for be with devil like horns lurking
in critically endangered wildflowers in Australia.

Speaker 2 (02:21:32):
It's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (02:21:33):
Look and this little guy's got some horns on them,
and uh, you know, probably hard for you to see that,
but just just just dream it up. A little dream
got some horns on her, just like that. As we
get the hell out of here today, I see you later.
Let's do today. Aler The following information may make you
feel smarter, but will not actually increase your IQ.

Speaker 2 (02:21:50):
God, so don't get cocky.

Speaker 13 (02:21:52):
Now it's done what we call today.

Speaker 1 (02:21:57):
Come take me there, please, Taylor and Frey Tuesday, Josh,
We're gonna have to hear about this cokemo all week,
all week Sabrina's.

Speaker 4 (02:22:07):
Gonna be so confused when she gets back on Friday.
It's like, what's on his cokemo?

Speaker 1 (02:22:11):
Talk? Yeah? Why is he in a flower shirt?

Speaker 2 (02:22:18):
What happened to him?

Speaker 13 (02:22:19):
I never heard of it.

Speaker 1 (02:22:19):
Been listening to this show for a million years. He's
never once talked about the beach women, Shango resort casual
seems like Sea Lane. If anybody would be the beach
boys guy, I don't know. Or maybe Josh because he like,
you know, he's been on a surfboard or something.

Speaker 2 (02:22:33):
Maybe he's the beach boy guy.

Speaker 1 (02:22:34):
But here we go todaylor In this show, Oh Boy,
that's ride. Boy Meets World had a couple of different
theme songs. I think this one is just titled Boy
Meets World Theme Song. I might have been from an
older season or something.

Speaker 2 (02:22:54):
Early in the run of the series Boy.

Speaker 1 (02:22:55):
Meets World, Tapeka had an older sister named Nebula. They
introduced her for this matter show character thing. The character
was quickly dropped and then they never refresent or reference
to her again. The actress who played her even reappeared
on the show as a completely unrelated character, which is
kind of funny that.

Speaker 2 (02:23:12):
They did that.

Speaker 1 (02:23:13):
Taylor Morocco. Morocco is the only country in Africa to
have a high speed rail system. Congratulations to them, better
one than us probably. Oh yeah, and it opened in
twenty eighteen. And finally today, learn this band ride here
Beach Boys ride the Beach Boys. How'd you guess? How'd

(02:23:34):
you know? The Beach Boys?

Speaker 2 (02:23:38):
I should, I should raw a whole week.

Speaker 1 (02:23:41):
I just need this to keep me come every every today.
Learn is ending with us. The Beach Boys wrote this
on Cocomo. It wasn't written about a real place, but
after the song became so popular, somebody did name sandals
K Cocomo Island. It's off Montego Bay and Jamaica. Thank
you so much for hanging out with us. We do

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appreciate it. We're back tomorrow, same time, same place. Listening
to the show. Get the podcast at thenews junkie dot com.
We'll see him a everybody