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Speaker 1 (02:24):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine one
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can hang out with us each and every day. Good morning, Lindsay,
Good morning, Corbin, Good morning, Gimpy, Good morning. We've got

(03:06):
tickets we're gonna give away to Theory of a Dead
Man who are playing on an unplugged show at the
Tols Theater on February eighth. We're gonna see what Gimpie
wants to talk about. We got conspiracy theory Thursday. And
we may need to pivot on our top list. Oh ah,

(03:27):
we may need to pivot on our top list for today.
And I know this is a last minute we have
not talked about this off air. I'm kind of throwing this.
You're seeing how the sausage is made. But our top
list is supposed to be the top five catastrophe movies

(03:47):
see and this morning, most of us wake up to
the news of the first fatal plane crash in America
in sixteen years, which is a catastrophe. Why would we
have to change it?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Then?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
It kind of fits right on along with it, doesn't it. No,
that is true.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
But because of the plane's origin, which is near here,
people that are here could be I don't know. It's
called being sensitive man, and being having empathy for people's feelings.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Okay, what.

Speaker 9 (04:25):
Go ahead?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Change you know you don't think we should have empathy
for people's feelings. You don't have empathy, have sympathy and
all those other piece for people, you know, But much
like everything else in the world, it'll be all right.
And if you get offended over a list of five
movies that we put together because of a plane crash,
you got issues, bro, and you mom want to go

(04:47):
seek some therapy. Yeah, they probably will need therapy. And
it's not a plane crash. Your loved one could have died,
Oh absolutely, And that sucks. News flash, people die every day.
It's your loved ones, it's people that you don't know.
It's religious man in the room right there, absolutely absolutely
the most realistic one as well. So it is what
it is. Man. Catastrophes happen and it sucks, but we've

(05:11):
got great movies from them, you know.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
So I'm down for whatever. I really am, whatever.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
You want to do, I'm down for it. I just
don't think that it's that big of a deal to
where you know, it's like, oh, we got to change
everything around as happens. Bro. So if how big of
an event would have to occur catastrophe wise for us
to change the top list another holocaust, millions of people

(05:38):
would have to die on them also, like it's like
six or are we just going to go with one
million whatever whatever, more than the sixty people or whatever.
I don't even think it was like there was like
only sixty people on that plane. I'm not sure if
all of them got I didn't read the entire story.
Well they they haven't really, they're just now starting to
announce the number of people they have found in the water. Yeah.

(06:00):
I did read that part that they have been digging
around and trying to find people all night, all morning long.
And it sucks. My heart goes out to the families
who lost family members in it. However things happen. That's
saying sorry, But and you're probably right, lindsay, I you

(06:21):
don't have to apologize for everything, you know. I ran
into this guy at the at the town pump about
a week or two ago, and he wanted to place
random stranger. I ain't never met this cat before, and
I think he might be a little loose in the head. Okay,
but he's like, hey, you want to playpool? And I
had just gotten there. I was like, sure, why not. Eh,

(06:44):
I'm gonna play anyway. Gives me something to do. And uh,
it seemed like every fourth word out of this cat's
mouth was I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I told him several times, dude,
you apologize way too much. Don't do that.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
What was he apologizing for anything?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
In everything? Anything and everything?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Like I'd be sitting on the edge of the table
right just waiting my turn. Oh, you shouldn't do that.
It bends the uh, it bends the rails. Blah blah blah.
I'm sorry and I'm sorry, bro, blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah. And it got annoying real quick. I
was like, Bro, you don't have to apologize for every
little thing, and deep down a sign I'm thinking it
makes you look weak. Apologizing makes you look weak that

(07:26):
many times. Yeah, stand by it, stand by it. If
you say something, stand by it, if you do something,
stand by it. If you're totally in the wrong, apologize
but you still have to own what you do. Maybe
it was a nerve in the key example you gave.
Maybe that was like a nervous tick. Maybe so, Maybe so,
because like I said, he seemed like a little loose

(07:47):
in the head. Yeah, I just I don't get so
caught up on apologizing. It's if I have to apologize
it makes you feel good, Okay, you can't have the argument.
It's just words, right, And then when someone uses words,
you go, well that makes you weak, right, Okay, it

(08:08):
feels like a double standard. And I just don't get
caught up on that. If I need to say I'm
sorry because you feel like I've done something wrong, it
doesn't matter to me if I did or didn't. Well,
then you're going.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Around because everybody gets buttered over every little thing. So what, Well,
you know, suck it up.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
But why it's not my job to tell you to
suck it up. No, but I'm just telling everybody right now,
suck it up. It'll be all right, right, it'll also
be all right if you just apologize.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Well, I just don't know what the big deal is
to apologize to someone. It's okay to apologize. I'm not
saying that you shouldn't. Absolutely, it definitely doesn't make you
weak whatsoever. I think when you do it a million
times in a five minutes stand, yeah, it does. Man,
your confidence is low, all right. That doesn't mean that
that you feel like you have to apologize for every
little thing because you feel like you're always wrong, you're

(08:58):
doing something wrong. It's like, dude, gross spine, stand up before.
You care about people and you don't want they're feeling
caring about people's bad. No, I'm not saying, well, you're
making a sound ass. If you're that's annoying. It just
doesn't seem like like that. If you apologized all the
time five minutes, you know, and every fourth word is

(09:20):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it doesn't seem like you care
about people.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
It just seems like you got low confidence and or I.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Don't want to do anything to disrupt this fun I'm
having with Gimpi from the morning show.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh he didn't even know who I was, man, Maybe
maybe not. I don't know who knows now.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Actually, I mean I do know because there was one
other guy there kinds and he's like, do you know
who this guy is? Da? Da Da? And I was like, oh, God,
here it goes goes. I just want to be here.
I don't want to be that guy, just me, man,
I just want to be Michael at the bar Ain't
nobody special, man.

Speaker 7 (09:53):
So you found the one person also who doesn't.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Right.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I just think that it's okay to have empathy towards people.
I personally think it's okay to apologize if it makes
someone feel better. We all got to walk on this
earth together. Not a big deal as far as the
plane crash thing goes. It is wild to see the
internet go crazy. This event isn't even very old, and
you got somebody blaming one political side. You got somebody

(10:21):
blaming another political side for whatever happened. And the reality
is is people are dead, and the reality is families
are disrupted. The reality is is there's first responders in
the water trying to do it and pull dead bodies
like that's a real thing. Think about the people trying

(10:43):
to land that we're on another plane and you get
to see news in real time on planes now and
you're watching the news about a plane crash at an
airport you're trying to get to. I mean, those are
all real things happening. The stuff you're talking about online
with it's their flder, this falder, this new hire, are
that old hiring situation? Like, huh, that is what my

(11:06):
biggest frustration is, the lack of love for humans. Put
all that other bs to the side. Yes, when it
comes to pointing fingers in the blame game. Yes, actually
just this shut up, good luck with that. And that's
everyone I see. The president of American Airlines is like,

(11:28):
like you had to be woken up from the middle
of the night and has to make this statement of
like this is a tragedy.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Another one they're talking to, like a representative from that
state in Washington, DC, and he's like, this is a
nightmare and why not just be like I have nothing
to say except for my deepest sadness for those that
are affected, of even the ones we don't even know yet.
Do you think that like people like that like feel

(11:58):
like they have to like it's an obligation to put
out some long drawn out statements as opposed to something
simple like you just said.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I think that.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
We are more robotic than ever and that's not just
people that work for companies and politicians.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I think it's you. And I'm going to use this generally.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
You as well, because you feel like you got to
be this person online. You got to have this appearance
of being republican, of democrat, of tough, and you're just
not being human.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Just be you think about this.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
You're with your family, You've attended a US figure skating
event in Wichita, and you're going back home and you're
about to land and you're like, oh, thank gosh, we're
home and you're landing, and then the next thing you know,
you're waking know, you don't know where you're at, and

(13:03):
you're drowning in a river. That's a real timeline of events.
That's intense. Imagine being woken up in the middle of
the night and they're like, we got to go now.
Some a plane is crashed there in the river right right,
and you you don't get your coffee, You don't get

(13:25):
to say goodbye to your kids, right. Life thrown upside down? Yes,
text here says the reporting that both the US and
Russian figure skating teams were on the plane. There have
been reports of that, but as far as I know,
nothing unless since five am, right, I mean, it is
conspiracy theory Thursday.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
So I'll listen.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I'll go ahead and throw I'll throw a wrench into
that system. It was a It was an autonomous black
Hawk helicopter leaving Langley. Autonomous mean it is recently, yes,
it's recently. Whether they're worth three military personnel on the plane,
whether they were flying or not, or it was autonomous
at that time, we don't know any of that yet.

(14:09):
But it was leaving Langley, right. You might know what
Langley is, it's the CIA headquarters. So put that what
you where? You put that in your pipe and smoking.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
It was a quote accident. But even this is the
part I've never understood about conspiracies. Even if it is,
what's the matter, right, it doesn't change the outcome, and
you can't.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Go well to stop it in the future. What are
you talking about.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
We've been doing this bit for damn near twenty years.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Still plenty of conspiracies.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Right as far as the plane crash goes, think about
the number of planes in the air at any given
time and landings and airports. The fact that it's been
sixteen years since a fatal plane crash is impressive. That
I'm not trying to take away from those people that
died in that event, It's incredibly tragic, and you're talking

(15:08):
about one of the most restrictive airspaces and one of
the most restrictive airports in America. People be people. That's
what happened. From the flight audio. I heard that Blackhawk
is told look for the plane. He acknowledges the plane,
but it has already believed that he was looking and
saw the wrong plane because he went right into it.

(15:30):
He or she whatever I'm talking really about, I'm masculating
the helicopter right, and that the helicopter went right into
the plane.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
And then went into the river. I just can't imagine
the phone call.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Are the people at the airport going, don't come to
the airport, right if your family was on this or
you think you were effected, don't come.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
To the airport.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
What are you supposed to do? Guys like stay at home,
back and wait. And that sucks. Yes, that sucks for
them for sure. The amount of trauma that is being
dealt to multiple people in one big heaping dose is insane,
just crazy, crazy event. I'm always fascinating how these things

(16:18):
happen at night, Like we always wake up to a
crazy news story that hasn't been a thing for a while,
if you think about it, because of the way news
comes out now. It used to be news you know,
would take a while for news to travel across the country. Hell,
you get news in an instant, thanks Internet. Nine to eleven.
Nine to eleven is what the reason that played out

(16:41):
that way? The Internet was still coming There's a fascinating
book on this. The Internet was just kind of coming up,
kind of find having a hard time finding its place
and how it was going to work in a social setting.
And they I'm gonna forget the name of the company
and this. They couldn't the internet couldn't keep up with
the information. And this guy was like, why don't we

(17:02):
make a better wizzywig? And he made this special switcher
and now it's the standard, and that's why the Internet
works the way it does today. Crazy to think about
that came out of nine to eleven. Feels like you're
denouncing such a horrible tragic event. Would we change that?

(17:25):
If we would nine to eleven change if we did
catastrophe lists? What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Well, I mean if we not did no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
If that I was asking earlier about oh, like that
many people dying?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
There was a nine to eleven.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Would we not do the catastrophe list because you said,
you said, easily one of the most apocalyptic events.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
How many people died in nine to eleven in that
one event.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
I think it's I want to say, like fifteen hundred,
eighteen hundred compared to the six billion, six million, yix million.
A lot of people wouldn't change it. Yeah, I wouldn't
change it. That's just me though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're
not gonna do it. We're not gonna do it. I

(18:11):
recently just took my training. We're not doing it right.
I mean I did part of it right. I had
a near piece said thanks for reminding me though. All right, listen,
we got tickets we're gonna give away for Theory of
a Dead Man. That shows February eighth, Tulsa Theater. We'll
see what Gimbi wants to talk about.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
We'll be back.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show
ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six oh kmod can also text bmms and
then what you want to say to eight two nine
four five. These quick case are stories you may have
missed in the news. We cover them here and put
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time for newsquakies, world news, local news and news that

(19:06):
just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn Gimpian Lindsay
with what's going on news quakies from the Big nin Morning.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
So in nineties out of five kmod.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
Shoplifter tries to outrun police car in a wheelchair. This
happened in South Yorkshire, England, and the video is making
the rounds online. The suspecting question, dressed in a blue
puffer jacket, pulls out of a parking lot, going as
fast as she can in her wheelchair, all while being

(19:35):
pursued by a British police car. The suspicious woman refuses
to pull over despite the police tailinger on the road
with sirens going full blast. Users are on TikToker getting
quite a kick out of the suspects attempted to escape,
many roasting the local authorities for going so hard in
their pursuit of the wheelchair bound woman. However, the police

(19:58):
chase was just as much crime stopping effort as it
was a safety issue. A spokesperson for the police says
that authorities received a call around twelve to twenty five
in the afternoon on Sunday, regarding a potential shoplifting incident
at the Meadow Hall shopping center in Sheffield. Cops were
on the lookout for a thirty three year old woman

(20:19):
who was suspected of swiping some high value goods before
fleeing the scene on her wheelchair. Police chose to pursue
the woman not just because of the shoplifting allegation, but
because she was driving erratically. There was concern for the
woman's safety as well as for others driving on the road.
And when you see in the video she does attempt

(20:44):
to flee but ultimately attained.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
The slowest chase. Right, I wouldn't say flee. And what
was the police officer doing? Why didn't you just run
after them?

Speaker 7 (20:52):
Right? Exactly? The spokesperson for the police department says the
woman has sense admitted to stealing the goods and will
be dealt with at an out of court disposal.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Okay, that's more than just a regular wheelchair. That thing's moving.
And also, how is the police officer not trained in this?

Speaker 7 (21:16):
Right? Maybe he was laughing the whole time because he's
never had to.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Do maybe at first, but when she when she did
a vague because she got a rount went around him.
The moment she went around him, he was like, oh no,
right she Yeah, that thing's moving right, that had that's
not a standard chair. No, that's been souped up.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
He tried to pull multiple times. Put a blanket down.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Real man using a spike strip.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
On a wheelchair? Doeslanket just use a blanket?

Speaker 7 (21:49):
Use a blanket?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Does she find some steps?

Speaker 7 (21:53):
She will tumble out, set of back up? It stopped, Terry,
she didn't.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
It remnds. When we did that, we talked about Stephen
Hawkins on Jempsteen Island.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Right, he's just on the dock.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, that's abbit. Eight Man arrested for bologney battery. Eyes
man arrested for bolooney battery. Comes out of Florida where
a twenty nine year old dude named Equavius Chandler. He
was playing video games on his PlayStation five in his room.

(22:25):
He shares an apartment with the roommate. The roommate comes
in takes the PlayStation out of his room because Oquavius
is just being too loud. Well, that upset Oquavius. Oquavius
begins to go off on the man gets aggravated, starts
yelling at him, eventually throws his bolooney sandwich at the
roommate and the Bolooney sandwich hits the roommate in the chest,

(22:46):
so naturally, the roommate calls the police. Police come out.
They talked both of them. Equavius admitted to throwing the
sandwich at the dude. All right, well, we're gonna take
you in what it should be simple battery charges. Simple
misdemeanor charges are now elevated to a felony charge because

(23:08):
Oquavias has priors which also involve video games. Back in
twenty twenty three, he pleaded no contest to choking his
sister during a dispute that stemmed from him playing video
games that caused him to get a year in the
state pen. And then in twenty twenty two, just the
year before that, he was arrested for threatening a sixty

(23:32):
year old man with a knife and then shoving his
sister down to the ground because he was playing video games.
He got popped for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
and battery on that one. He told the cops that
he got upset at his video games, which led him
to arguing with the sixty year old dude. So now
Okuavia is not only is looking at felony battery, he's
also looking at probation violations.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
So okay, hear me out.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah. A couple things that I thought of with the story. One,
I didn't realize there's over one hundred and fifty different
types of sausage, and Belooney is number one.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Number two.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I didn't consider bologny to be a sausage, but it is.
It's a cooked sausage. Okay, Yes, we can get into
that if you'd like. I'm holding. The other thing is
this is I think one of the problems with their
justice system. He's getting better. It's his third strike for sure.

(24:29):
First one was with a knife, huh. Second one was choking,
third one was blooney. This man is getting better. It's
just not as fast. It's not a switch man, right, right,
he learned to not stab him, right. He literally threw
a sandwich, which in the in the roll card of
what he's done feels like a nothing.

Speaker 7 (24:49):
Burger, so almost a favor.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
So it feels like a Blooney sandwich. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
So all right, So you know, threatening a guy with
a knife, first round, shoving and and throwing blooney sandwich
is what's the next step in the lighter offence then
just yelling, just yelling at him, I would think, But
I I just maybe you don't teach people a lesson
when they do less of a crime in their mind,

(25:14):
but punish them as if they stab somebody.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah right, they're like, why, I just why am I
doing that? I'm just gonna stab people?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Then, right, why should I refrain and be like, displace energy,
here's my bolooney sandwich.

Speaker 7 (25:28):
And also though, what kind of whimp do you have
to be to call the police for someone throwing a
blooney sandwich at you?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Well, no, no, I wouldn't say you're a whimp. I
would say, hey, this guy has a history of stabbing
and choking me to a blooney sandwich. Ie an he's
on probation. I feel like, I don't know how this
is going to escalate more right, it starts with a
bologney sandwich. The next thing you know, it's a machette.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, I'm of the belief you shouldn't be throwing blooney
sandwiches at all. Expensive. Yeah, so listen, I want to
hear about boloney sandwich is being expensive. It's bloney. It's
literally known to be handed out because of its cheapness.

Speaker 7 (26:09):
Oh, it's not cheap, especially if you get all.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Beef beef bloony.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, but he knows that's not the right way to
do sausage.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I have big lips and a holes and old man. Yeah,
but the number of sausages are wild. It's over one
hundred and fifty. Man.

Speaker 7 (26:25):
Wow, is it categorized like that because the way it's packaged.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
So there's fresh sausage, cook sausage, pre cooked sausage, and
fermented sausage. Who yeah, so cook sausage is like baloney
hot dogs, right. Pre cooked sausages are like liver worst, blood,
sausage cockworst.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
And then fermented or cured is like salami.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Or meat worst. Okay, salamis underrated.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Oh when it comes.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
No, it's exactly perfectly rated. Think so, yes, almost sandwich,
whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Listen, I do too. But the idea for me is
when I have it, I go yep. I don't eat
something and go, man, it was good. But when I
put salami on it, wow, salami pastrami. Pastrami is not
a salami I know, but I'm just talking to how
I'm like sandwich astrami, any PASTRAMI saying number one.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
You want to know why were number one?

Speaker 1 (27:33):
This story I saw yesterday afternoon, and I grabbed it
as fast as I could because it's such a great story.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Drunk man gets three gets three?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Uh huh, you go now, I got it? Okay. Drunk
man gets three inch chopsticks stuck behind his eye after
colliding with friend.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
A man in China accidentally lodged a three inch chop
stick behind his eye after colliding with a friend during
a drinking session. The chopstick entered through his mouth and
reached the base of his skull. The man remained conscious
and was able to walk to the hospital. Jimby talking

(28:16):
earlier about its apologize and makes you weak, No, bitch,
getting on the chopstick in your eye and then taking
an ambulance makes.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
You weak, right this guy as you, bitch.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Doctor successfully removed the chopstick without causing significant damage to
his brain or eyes. The patient is expected to make
a full recovery. No word on if they had to
tie the wrapper and rubber band around the end of
the chopstick to get it out. Yeah, I can't imagine,
So I can only imagine they're eating whatever food with chopsticks,

(28:49):
and they're drunk and because Gimbi's stabbed his brother in
a drunken conversation whatever, And he goes to eat, and
his friend takes the palm of his head and jabs
at rightness chopped like thinking he was gonna get that,
unbeknownst the guy who was alligating his sushi. You're this

(29:16):
is why I don't like people around me when I eat, Like,
I want to be able to have plenty of time
to move my hand.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Me at mister.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Miyagi, you away from me right, because I don't people
gocked weird?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, shove the top stick down your throat.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Were still we're still friends after that, but you you
are buying beers.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
For a while.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, I would agree.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I'd be like, we can still be friends, but you
will be buying.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
No more chopsticks, no forks.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah you want to go to lunch, No, no.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
No sporks. You are spoon only my friend.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Oh, I don't know. I don't give a damn what
it is we're eating.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
You're using a spoon.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Right, Listen.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I'm not the one who has changed his behavior. You do,
you're the one that you want to attack me. That's
what I'm talking about. The friend that did the ale,
you know, shove the chopstick. The guy who did it
is now spoon only. Yeah, if he assaulted him with it,
like grab it and shoved it in his mouth, like
he grabbed it with full fist and was like, then

(30:18):
that's different.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
But if he was just eating and his friend was like, maybe.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
He had like a violent sneeze and then hit him
or something somehow.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
But his hand was so strong, golden, one of that
chopstick he rammed it into his own mouth.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
He was just like.

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Speaker 1 (35:34):
I feel like you know, cram twelve pickles down my
throat pretty easily. Got something that's been keeping me up
at night, and I need you guys as help. Oh
there's a lot of foods out there that look like dogs,
no doubt about it.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, you need a hobby.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I'm just saying the things that keep me up night,
dogs and food are not them. This is something that's
really been bothering man. I've been racking my brains for
weeks trying to figure this out. Right, So there's a
lot of foods out there that look like dogs. If
you think about hot dogs and sausages, burritos, bananas. I mean,
I'm looking at a list of about forty different things
right here, truros, baguettes, snickers, twigs if you're in the

(36:13):
mood for two twinkies, lollipops, carrots, the Gouey duck. So
many foods that look like dogs. Oh, dogs, Would you
think I said dogs? No? No, okay, it's no, it's
my fault. I should have exactly knew you were talking
about penises. Yeah, yeah, Oh I could have said waaners.

(36:34):
But I don't want people to think waaners and think
hot dogs, which they that the whole point there.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
There's a lot of food out there that looks like phallic,
phallic sheepe objects.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Not many look like vaginas. I got to thinking what
foods look like vaginas. Taco is the first one that
comes to mind. And that's about word stops. I wreck
my brains. I wrecked my brains, even ask other people.

Speaker 7 (37:00):
I mean, there is a viral chicken video recipe where
people split a chicken breast o doing it.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah, right, right, right right, that kind of goes along
with the roast beef sandwich. That was the other one
that popped into my mind, and a taco is the
same kind of way. So I'm sitting here thinking, I'm
racking my brains. I'm like, what foods? And you could
google it. Ah, scoured the internet at least three pages
deep trying to find foods or really anything else that

(37:30):
looks like vaginer. Now I have found there's a bunch
of flowers out there that look like giners. And we'll
go down that path here in a little bit. But
really this is about foods that look like vaginas. I mean,
if you cut a grapefruit in half, but you've cut
it in half at that point right, right right, it
doesn't look like it on the outside.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
You have to cut it in half.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
And there's a lot of stuff that are like The
strawberries is another one, right doing all my research, dehydrated
strawberries was one that they say look like vaginas. Oysters, yeah,
and you open them up, look like vaginas. What else
do we have here? Muscles? All right, not the muscles
in your arms, right, but think of the seafood muscles.

(38:16):
They say when you open them up looks like vaginas.
That's where it ends. So I'm hoping that maybe you
can help me trying to think of something else, another
food that looks like vagina, because again, not a lot
of food. A bunch of flowers, not a lot of food,
got it, yes, Corbin Tortellini, tortellini. Okay, okay, I'll google

(38:41):
it up real quick because I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 7 (38:43):
What I find interesting is that.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Man made it is that's not natural. So maybe that
the turros.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Are man made, true sausages, hot dogs man made right, right, right?
So maybe that's the point. There a lot of a
lot they maybe they don't have to be you know,
natural looking.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
I think you're right to A popular opinion is that
penises are not attractive, so why make food look like them?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
If that's the point, then, Lindsay, then why are so
many of them? Why are so many foods look like
if they're not attractive? Right? And if you think about it,
vagina isn't that attractive looking either. It's it looks like
an alien, especially when a baby comes out of it.
They call the hippo yon for a reason. Yeah, they
answered your.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Question, Lindsay, is because of superiority.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
But yeah, I can't think of one, but naturally gooey
duck is the only one natural, yeah, that I could
think of that looks fallic. Yes, absolutely, absolutely so doing
all this research because again it's been keeping me up
trying to figure out foods that look like vaginas.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
You can't find a lot of flowers. The hyde nor
africana is a flower. You can google that one. Sure,
hy d n o r a africana. It looks like
a giner with teeth. Okay, nice lady.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
The venus fly trap was another one that popped up
a lot of flowers. A lot of flowers look like
look like vaginas. They say here on this particular again,
I scoured man, I scoured Avocada. Looks like vagina with
a uterus, and then the pit would be like the
baby on the inside.

Speaker 7 (40:25):
Someone said, cantalop.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
But you have to again, you have to cut those odds.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
You have to cut that in half. At that point
you're seeking it out right right, Nothing that just naturally
looks like I think Lindsay was on to something. I
don't know if the thought got completely finished, and and
that the question really is is why would men mm hmmmm,
create foods that look like penises, because it's what the god,

(40:54):
I guess. I mean, I'm trying to think of why
you would think that. You know, it's like, let's let's
find something else. Yeah, there's a lotsage What message, Lindsay,
what message you are you implying they're trying to send.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
You want to eat that? I got one to eat that.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
So you're saying that a man created a truro because
he was he was like, hey, yeah, yeah, somebody texted
in a peach. Okay, I think the peach looks more
like an ass than it does vegeta Okay, of course,
somebody texted in the roast beef sandwich. No, my girl's

(41:37):
not out of town or anything. These are just things
that keep me up. Something that ran through my brain
and has stuck. It has not left, all right, Somebody
set a grilled cheese. Okay, that's a bit of a stretch.
I think cancelope. I think Lindsay said that one. But again,
you got to cut it in half. And I guess
it doesn't really matter if you have to cut it

(41:57):
in half, like whether you're seeking it out. Well, I mean,
but okay, Foods that look like like body parts. They say,
broccoli looks like cancer cells. Not exactly a body part,
but it starts to grow on your body. I read
in here walnuts look like the brain. Okay, okay, I

(42:18):
can see that.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
They say, here the celery stalks look like bones.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Well, yeah, I know that's a bit of a stretch.
What else was there? This says that ginger looks like
the stomach. Now, I haven't seen too many stomachs, you know,
the inside stomach. Ginger looks like like fingers. It looks
stomach some yeah, but and sometimes it does it. But
a lot of things walnuts don't always look like brains.

(42:45):
Here's an interesting take about penis shapes in food. You're
not gonna love this, okay, because you brought up this
topic absolutely. This says, if your brain's wired to look
for all, right, then you will see it, kind of
like Jesus and the toast type of thing. Right, got you?
Got you? Now?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
You can interpret that anyway one.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
You desire it, You're you're infatuated with it, you want
to boast your own I don't know, but.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
If you're if you see it, you're looking for.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
It right right right, You're you're it may be subconsciously
you're looking for or what are we talking about the
other day he wanted to it says that the grapefruit,
like corban mentioned, you slice it open, looks like vagina
on the inside. This one compares it more to the
breast of Okay, grapes look like lungs. Kidney beans are

(43:38):
look like kidney beans, and then mushrooms look like the ear,
especially when you slice them open, like in half like that.
I mean, grapefruits, if you cut them in half, they
definitely look like boltons for real. But to say, I
don't think they look like breasts at all. This person
says that olives look like ovaries. Okay, they h sweet
potatoes here, especially when boiled, resemble the pancreas. Again, I

(44:03):
haven't seen too many pink.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Ray You haven't seen too many ovaries. That's a true statement.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
I was thinking about that when you said olives. How
many people have actually seen an ovary? Yeah, only a
diagram in a in a book. That's it? Is it?
Outside of being a doctor and doing that surgery, you know,
And maybe that's the case the doctor that's doing surgery,
Like these look like little tiny olives, right, You know,

(44:29):
tons of flowers out there, ladies slipper orchid. If you
want to google these, you can look for yourself. This
drippy one looks yeah, like a giner. Okay, what is
it called? The lady Ladies slipper orchid? Ladies slipper thing
like Cinderella slipper orchid looks like a giner.

Speaker 9 (44:50):
Okay, no, no, maybe a little bit, I mean or
kids or kids dude overall right, this one that showed up,
the slipper orchid to me, at least fully bloomed, does
not look like one at all.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
This one says that tulips look like vaginas. I don't
know about all that. Maybe this particular photo just at
the angle it was taken. I don't think so. Though.
The Dutchman's pipe they say it looks like a vagina
is a flower that looks like a vagina, which is
really weird because it's named the Dutchman's pipe. It looks

(45:31):
like vaginas.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
I see it.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Yeah, the ones you've mentioned so far, huh, this definitely
looks like hope solo. This particular picture of the poppy
plant looks like one. Okay, I could see it. Look
like you need to shave, you know, get Lindsay's friend
over there again. Fully open wax that thing, Yeah, fully open.

(45:58):
I don't think it does.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
How about the African poppies are pretty?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, they are.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
I think that Dutchman pipe flower is very pretty.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Of all of them, it looks kind of yeah, it
looks sad and brown and yeah, used maroon.

Speaker 7 (46:15):
Maybe because it's so unique.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Maybe we're looking at two different Dutchman's pipes, aren't we all.
The African tulip they say, look like a vagina, and
I'm like, okay, as it's blooming, I could see where
you could get that.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
This looks like vagina. The Africa tulip, you see it.

Speaker 7 (46:35):
Yeah, you can kind of see.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Another one I think is kind of a bit of
a stretch. But with the imagination. A butterfly p P
E a kind of like you know, peas and carrots.
Butterfly p is another flower. Yes, I see it. Yes,
And you might have to dump me on this one.
But this is the botanical name for it, Corbyn. Okay,

(46:59):
the botanical name for butterfly p Hold on, just so
you know I'm not dumping it.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Go cletoria turnute.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Uh, that's technical term that is the technical term. I'm like, okay,
I mentioned the venus fly trap before the hydenor I
mentioned that one before scary looking if that's the vaginer there.
But again, you know, I I have scoured this internet

(47:29):
and I can't think of anything else another one that
somebody meant. Not that I found. Puffed wheat I think
of like smacks like the cereal pump eat. Okay, so
I google that one up. I'm like, uh, okay, that
that's a little bit of a stretch, but I could
kind of see it.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Uh, hamburger bun, hamburger bun by itself, well, no, especially
if it's got some meats in the middle. H Okay, Okay,
I would think more of a hot dog bun more
so than more of a horsehead kind of guy that

(48:07):
you know, it's more it's more elongated than it is
round like a hamburger bund.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Okay, you know you turn that hot dog bun sideways.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Somebody had texted in.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Wheat seeds, wheat seeds. I'm gonna have to google that
one because I don't I don't look at a lot
of wheat seeds.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
I haven't grown wheat in ever. Uh. Fried mangoes.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Okay, yeah, okay. Apricot dried apricot was another one that
I had found that looks like it dried pears. Okay, yeah,
Eda mammy for sure. Sometimes really Yeah, when you eat it,
you break it open. Okay, like the when you break

(48:56):
up in the pod itself. It's not it's not with
the bean on the end inside, it's the pot itself.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Yeah, tangerines.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Sure, this here says a beef tongue, or at least
this particular beef tongue anyway. Oh okay, muscles, Yes, yes,
I think I know her. Palmello. Do you guys know
what a palmello is? I've never I've never heard of it.

(49:26):
When I read palmello, I'm thinking palmetto, like palmetto bugs,
giant cockroaches. But I guess this is the type of
grapefruit or whatever. Okay, it's between an orange and a grapefruit,
if I remember, it's kind of a green color. Okay, Okay,
what else we got here?

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Fortune cookie?

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Oh, fortune cookie? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:47):
But again man made? But we said chuo, so right, right,
so that fits it fits.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
It has to be man made. I guess what else
we got here? There's a plant that looks like balls
is what somebody had tasted in Okay, This text says,
none of the food that you said looks like a
waaner is natural either and has been made that way.
And so's the difference is cutting things in half to

(50:12):
get the vagina look and being made that way in
a factory. Yeah, I think we've Yeah, except for like
as the tua as an example that that was a
that is a long time storied food that Spaniards would
take on the hill with them, and it's actually named
after a sheep, So like right, A factory didn't make
that right? Right? And I don't know if I'm want

(50:35):
to sleep any easier now, honestly, but I do feel
better knowing that I'm not the only one that you know,
can't find other foods that look like vaginas out there.

Speaker 10 (50:45):
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give train, no world, take mine my strong hand.

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Get on.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
I feel like you know, cram twelve pickles down my throat, fickle.

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Current record is well, sir, I am in the lead
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Last week's winner, that'd be me, So Corbyn and Lindsay
at nine one eight four six oh kmo D nine
one eight four six oh kmod callum decide.

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Who's gonna be your clue giver?

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Whoever gets the most right is to win tickets to
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What is your name? Well, good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name?

Speaker 9 (52:15):
Amy?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
I'm sorry? What is your name?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Amy?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Amy?

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Amy? Who do you want to give clues? Lindsey or Corbyn?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Corbyn?

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Amy?

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Sixty seconds are on the clock timer starts after the
first clue.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (52:31):
I'm ready. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
This is a.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Tool or device to open doors, and it fits any door.
A key, Yes, a specific key. It's got a specific name.
It's also the name of the bones your body makes up. Correct. Yes,
this is a type of hair that grows on a fruit.
It's also known to what grows on a young boy's

(52:58):
face before he has a real beard. Yes, but na
named after a fruit of fruit. Pair there it is,
put them.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Together, peach bezzy, peachy peach.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Reverse it there you go blank on the cob. Yes,
uh as tech. And then this is the other type
of native tribe in Mexico.

Speaker 7 (53:30):
As tech Navajo.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Pass Uh the opposite of entrance.

Speaker 9 (53:38):
Exit.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Type of shoe that has four. Well, I don't know
why that cards in there, and I don't even think
it's spelled correctly. Yeah, we'll get to that in a minute.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Four is what we got. Amy might be good enough.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Hang on the line, okay, all right, Yeah that was
I don't know what that card was.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Good morning, and you're on the air. What is your name?
It's a boy?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Jay Rock, Jay Rock? How are you sir? I'm great?
How are you doing good.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
You've got to beat four. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
I'm ready.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
Here we go, Captain Morgan's Yes. This are bright colors
big in the eighties specifically, Yes, uh huh. This is
something that you might put on your car. Some forms
of it are illegal if you go too dark. Him

(54:32):
what kind of tint window? Yes, this is Oh, let's see. Oh,
I think there's a I'm thinking of the store that
is called this. I think it's a music store. But
if it's old, you may get it and like, oh

(54:54):
that could be worth money or no, another kind of
sort of but not no, this is so oh gosh,
not retro style, not old school, but oh my gosh,
old school. It's this is yeah, this is classic. It's old,

(55:16):
but it's time.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Wow. I'm so sorry, Jay Rock. He did not win. Man,
my heart broke and all right, buddy, see you later.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Man.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Wow, Amy, we did it. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
You're getting those tickets Ee Theory of a Dead Man
Unplugged at the Autulsa Theater on February eighth. You can
get tickets to anyone else can get tickets at Tells
Theater dot com. You need to wait and talk to GIMPI.
All right, all right, excellent job.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Hi, what an you pass?

Speaker 7 (55:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I thought you had that in the bag?

Speaker 4 (55:49):
I know.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
He did, he did.

Speaker 7 (55:53):
I didn't hear that. But what is there? Is there
a store? Isn't there a store with that?

Speaker 2 (55:57):
So this is the one that Lindsay didn't get.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Goodwill sells these type of clothes, and the story you're
thinking of is blank stock video and they sell video
games sometimes. I don't know if they still do CDs
and collectibles and things like that. Stuff like, Yeah, if
you own a T shirt from the eighties, it would
be known as.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
A what T shirt?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
A what not? Wet?

Speaker 7 (56:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Yeah, vintage is the word. Wow?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
All right, And then this is the one that I ended.
Uh that's the one I ended on.

Speaker 7 (56:32):
Okay, Yeah, form of entertainment on on the floor. You
wear certain shoes they make noises. Yeah, it's a special
you have to.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Learn this stances you do.

Speaker 7 (56:45):
I mean, yeah, this is.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
The thing that you do on a hard wooden, hard
surfaced floor, maybe at a club of sorts.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
And these shoes have metal on the bottom.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Of them to make a certain sound. That'd be about
the only because you can't say dance right right, Sammy
Davis Junior did this and uh has kind of a
vaudeville feel to its shoe that's got metal on it.
If you're trying to backtrack on something you said that,
you know, you could be tap dancing. Tap dance is
the word. And then the one that I passed on,

(57:20):
Yeah you, Lindsay.

Speaker 7 (57:21):
I mean you had it. And I don't know what
is the correct spelling of this word.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
There's two different ways to spell it.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
One that's one way okay, and then the other one
has an extra a between the y and the end.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
So there's two different ways that one is it's acceptable.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
I just feel like, I just feel like that's such
an obscure word. All right, Right, Well, ancient civilization that
created a certain calendar. You could also go with. Yeah,
you could also go with a TV show that's spun
off of Sons of Anarchy.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Okay, that's good too, Yeah, No, that's good.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Yeah, all right, the record now ties you and I
would too, keeps Lindsay with squatish.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Allright, to take a break and we'll be back. Tulsa's
morning show continues.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Next AX The Big Mad Morning Show on Tulsa's rock
station ninety seven five KMOD.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
It's the Big Bad Morning Show nine one eight four
six ozh k M O D.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Can also text BMMS and then what you want to
say to eight two nine four five See what kimp
has in his four x four well globe and it
says here.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
The President Trump released his statement following the plane crash
on the Potomac military helicopter collide with passengers playing that
was landing at Reagan National Airport near DC last night,
sending the aircraft into the river below. Now, Trump release
the statement, thanking first responders as they conduct a massive
search and rescue effort. He added that he is monitoring
the situation and will provide more details as they arise.

(59:10):
Defense officials say the military choppa had three crew members
on board, while the American Airlines plane had sixty passengers
and four crew members. Open ai looks into whether Chinese
AI startup.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Deep Seek used its data.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Now open ai is looking at whether or not Chinese
AI startup deep Seek took data from chat GPT to
build its new its own new AI assistant. The American
companies said that it's quotes reviewing indications that deep seek
may have inappropriately distilled its models. A spokesperson said open

(59:49):
ai is where groups in China use methods like distillation,
a technique used to transfer a large model's knowledge to
a smaller model to replicate American AI models. Deep Seek
says its models worked the same level as open AI's
latest version.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
But they took our stuff. Oh my gosh, somebody came
up with them. Now that they had to steal it.
Nobody's smarter than us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
All right, what else we got here? By the way,
I have looked like messed around with Okay, right, I'm
they do the same thing. Yeah, it's literally like so
everybody thinks Apple had the first iPod, right they did,
but they had another mp They weren't the first m

(01:00:35):
P three player, right, there were many others before then.
This is just a better They did the same thing, right,
we did it first though. Man, Yeah, there's no that's
not a thing. Welcome to the world. Man, people are
gonna steal your work all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Just people are.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
It's not like your bank, right, You're not just gonna
be like, wait, that's better. Okay, what else we got here?
NASA scientists find building blocks of life asteroid samples for
the first time. NASA scientists are describing what they found
in samples from an ancient asteroid. NASA's top scientist, Nikki Fox,

(01:01:11):
that's the top scientist at NASA, says the asteroid, named
Benou came from an ancient celestial body that had water
and other elements critical for the emergence of life. Scientists
found fourteen out of twenty amino acids used by Earth
creatures to break down protein. The o Cyrus Rex brought

(01:01:33):
back more than four ounces from the surface of Binu.
It's the largest sample collected since the Apollo era.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Now, I say both just the link.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
If there's ever been a name not appropriately titled, it
is Nicki Fox. Oh correct, sent it again because I
wasn't logged in it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
For wow yeah, wow, oh God, I mean, oh god.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
She's a nice light not foxy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
What did the Fox say? Smart?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Smart lady for sure, and that I'm sexy for some people. Yeah,
I love smart women. She's too smart for me, too smart.
All right. Lastly, here the City of Broken Arrow shares
plans for Grain Elevator that they purchased last year. The
City of Broken Arrow purchased the Grain Ellovader through an
online auction, and they want to expand the Rose District plaza,

(01:02:35):
so the Grain Elevators incorporated both concepts that they have
up so far for the area, have new entrances that
incorporate the tower, a stage and expanded to the cover area.
Popular features like the Fountain and Merle would be incorporated
into the expanded plaza. For the next few months, the
city will be getting estimates on what the new amenities

(01:02:56):
will cost.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Yeah, let's let's let's.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
How many Grain Elevators are still standing, so let's build
something around it. So then we have to destroy it
because it's leaning, or invest a bunch of but it's
part of Broken Aarrow history. Man. Yeah, that's true. Pick
one thing, by the way, the Rose District. I mean,

(01:03:21):
you know, one picked all those things right.

Speaker 7 (01:03:27):
One football legend believes players are more valuable than coaches.
North Carolina head coach Bill Belichick suggested in a recent
podcast that the Super Bowl Trophy should be renamed after
Tom Brady. The trophy is currently named after Vince Lombardi,
the longtime Green Bay Packers head coach who won the
first two Super Bowls. Belichick, a six time Super Bowl champion,

(01:03:50):
listed countless names of players that were part of his
winning teams. Brady holds the record for most Super Bowl
wins with seven and is a five time Super Bowl MVP.
This story sounds like Belichick is and I don't know why,
but trying to kiss Tom Brady's but for some reason.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
But why would he need to, I don't know, he doesn't.
There's no I don't know. He doesn't need to. Uh No,
they're not gonna change Vinc No, Vince and not. This
isn't to take away from Tom Brady and his legacy
of being the goat. It is more of Vince Lombardi
embodies what the NFL is about and what the players

(01:04:28):
aspire to be. Right and granted, what he did is
nothing compared to those you know, Brady and Belichick and whatever,
But for the time, there's nothing wrong with that. It
it's like buying a green helpy. Yeah, I think. I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
I don't know why he's even talking about it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
I don't either.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Go coach North, go recruit. You should be busy right now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Absolutely, you should be handing out letters. I don't know
what you're doing. You know, he just kissed, but he's
not kissing this. He's not kissing his butt. Those two
don't exactly hold hands. I know, so there's no reason
for them to kiss, but they both have their legacy.

Speaker 7 (01:05:09):
Maybe he wants something from him though.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
It makes no sense why he's even doing a podcast.
I have no idea. Go coach football, right, get on it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
That's your boss with the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay a
in ninety seven to five KMOD.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Good morning, It's the Big mag Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six oh KMOD. You can also text BMMS
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five, Good morning, Lindsay.

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Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Good morning, Gimpy, Well, good morning Gorman.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
I'm not one hundred percent sure if we're going to
be giving away any more Theory of a dead Man
tickets after tomorrow. So if you didn't get in this week,
well you can hit the website the Rockskaemudy dot com.
Get you some there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Conspiracy theory Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
This might not come as a shock to you. And
this is why I don't buy into certain things, especially
when someone talks about they have fresh X at a restaurant,
because a recent study along the Gulf Coast found that
And I'll let you guess what percentage of restaurants are

(01:06:38):
lying about where they get.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Their seafood, specifically shrimp.

Speaker 7 (01:06:42):
Oh, we'll go with eighty five percent.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Jimpy are lying about where they get it. Yes, okay,
I like Lindsay's eighty five. I'm gonna go with ninety.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Of the forty four restaurants they surveyed.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Two we're being honest about where they found their wow wow,
ninety six percent. According to this food safety technology company
that tested shrimp from randomly chosen restaurants in Baton Rouge, Louisiana,
block See, Mississippi, Galveston, Texas, and the Table Buy, researchers

(01:07:26):
found a significant number of the restaurants were passing off
their shrimp as local, even though they were grown at
farms and imported out of America from outside of America.

Speaker 7 (01:07:36):
Yeah, listen, if you just tell me you're getting your
shrimp from Costco, I'm ordering it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
You don't need to tell me.

Speaker 7 (01:07:42):
Yeah, just say you have shrimp right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Good, matter where you come from, Shrimp is shrimp is shrimp.
All shrimp is the same than others. But pretty much
all shrimp the same.

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
I mean, there's some amazing shrimps out there, the big
tiger shrimp those.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Are, but that's just based off size.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Yeah, like I said, somewhere bigger than others. But when
you break it down to it without adding any extras,
no butter, no seasoning, none of that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
You just take your shrimp, you boil it up. It
all tastes the same. To me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
You would have to be a highly sophisticated palette to go, oh,
this is clearly a Jamaican tiger shrimp, rather than like
it was grown at Bob's farm.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Yeah, what's wrong with farm raised shrimp?

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
M Yeah, farm raised food at all, whether it be
shrimp or catfish or cows. Well, you could make the
argument that they're being genetically modified to be lacking in
the nutrients found in a naturally grown one. Isn't everything

(01:08:48):
like that, though, No, Because like if you get a
salmon out of the seat, out of the river, right,
it's a completely different valued piece of protein. Compared to
what I have used sign ants and chemicals to make
the perfect one. I totally get that if if you're
going out there in game, which I don't think a
lot of companies do that. I mean, you just said

(01:09:09):
ninety eight percent of them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
At least in the shrimp world, this is what they're
they're finding and that you think you're eating on something
from the Gulf of America when in reality it's it's
from Japan or Bob's farm.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
The test in other cities yielded the similar results. Eighty
two percent in Biloxi were defrauding customers about what they
were buying. In Gabbleston, fifty nine percent of the forty
four restaurants sampled served imported shrimp while claiming they caught
it locally. And I know when I went to Golf Shores, Alabama,

(01:09:53):
we were like, we gotta go get we got to
go get some fresh shrimp because they sell There are
places businesses that look like a normal you know, store storefront,
but you go in and they got all these live
tanks and you think you're getting fresh and I just assume,
I just assume maybe and maybe they are. Maybe that
was legit, right, right, I mean, technically they are fresh

(01:10:14):
if they're in a live tank. Yeah right, it's not frozen,
it's not packaged and stored forever.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Yeah, but I hear what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
It's not fresh from the sea, it's it's fresh from
a farm, right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
And I didn't buy the ones out of the tank.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
I wanted the pre cook so I could peel and
eat that stuff. Yeah, spicy cocktails on us. And the
best part, I actually love it more because no one
in my house likes it. Really, so I'll just destroy
get eye dying, poisoning, oh god. Willing consumers come to

(01:10:48):
the coast expecting the finest, freshest Gulf seafood, but they're
being served often false short of that. According to this
consulting company, this isn't just about mislabeling. It's about eroding
consumer trust, undercutting local businesses, and threatening the livelihood of
hard working shrimpers. Nine of shrimp consumed in the United
States is imported.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Wow. Yeah, so what are they supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do when people
are asking for it. When the demand is up, you
gotta get it somewhere, Yes, But when you stand up
and go No, my friend George caught it this morning. Yeah,
I'll agree with you that that is not right at all.
Be honest about what you're selling. If it's imported Japanese shrimp,
just say it. People aren't going to care. Do you

(01:11:32):
really think people would care if they're like, oh, is
this fresh from the sea, Well, yeah, we got it
from Japan, but yeah it's from ac I think I
think yes in two different ways. One, if you're a
purest okay, you'll give you that. I want to eat
only fresh. If you're serving seafood, it should only be fresh.

(01:11:52):
And then the other being I want my American fries,
not the French ones. So I think yes in those
two manners. I think the average consumer, yes, Ain't nobody
going to Popeyes thinking they're getting fried shrimp or Captain
D's right. You do not make the mistake thinking you're
going to a sushi restaurant and it's fresh. No, especially

(01:12:16):
if you're in a landlocked state.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
It is frozen and put on a plane.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Yeah. Now, maybe it's within a couple of days. I'm
not sure on the ins and outs of that, but
it's just not possible. It's just But likewise, we live
in a modern technology where things you can get those things.
But I think when you stand up and go, hey,
you know we were telling you fresh, so are they?

(01:12:41):
Are these companies liable for anything any false advertising or
misleading the consumer anything like that. I don't. I mean maybe,
but I guess if you want to soothe him for that, right.

Speaker 7 (01:12:56):
I worked in the restaurant business growing up, and there's
a couple of different steakhouses in town right on the lake,
on Lake Michigan, and I've known plenty of charter boats
out there that catch perch all day. There's nothing better
than Lake Michigan fresh perch, so good, so good, And

(01:13:18):
there spend times where the owners of the restaurants would
love to buy that from those fishermen. But unless you
have a commercial fishing license to sell your fish to restaurants,
you can't do it. So even though these people live
right on Lake Michigan and have access to fresh perch
right outside the window of the restaurant, that's not where
it's coming from. It's coming from overseas or somewhere else,

(01:13:42):
or a farm.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
Just because it's right there doesn't mean you have the means, right.

Speaker 7 (01:13:48):
I mean, they could literally walk down to the dock. Hey,
can I buy those perch? No, because there's no commercial
selling of it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Sex says. When I lived on the East Coast, we
bought shrimp a guy in a van on the side
of the road and we liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
I gotta be honest, that's a no for me. Dog
yeah about that? Do you know why? I'm not gonna
say it. I'm not gonna say it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Also, yeah, Ruth truth, you don't know absolutely I'm taking
this guy in a chowm van at his word. Right.
It's funny how people boast about that, is like, that's
some honorable thing, right, you got it? Ad a good deal,
But god dang, how long has it been sitting there?

(01:14:35):
Just because it's in an igloo cooler full of ice
doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
No, because it's rock frozen solid.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Right. It's It's like when people you go to a
restaurant and they're like, this is a USDA graded steak blow.
I'm like, huh, right, I know I don't know enough
about that industry, but I know enough that it doesn't
mean anything at least to the average con You don't know,
you you have an expectation that they're trying to serve

(01:15:05):
you the best. If you have white tablecloths and you're
serving me a steak, you better be getting high quality,
absolutely beef.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
But even then you don't know. You don't know if
they are no, because that's on me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
At that point, you gotta do the research, you know,
And are you really going to sit down and do
all the research before you eat the steak and be like, hmm,
it's really u s D A graded is really the
top shelf steak?

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Well, think about.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
The grades you're here you if I remember correctly, and
I'm going off top of my head, I did not
check this that they have the USDA grades of steaks
like prime cut or whatever. The Prime's not even the best,
like the one you think grade A, you think that's good.

Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Well, yeah, because getting an A in school means you
did grade it's great. Prime means prime right. Prime is
the highest grade with the most marbling, tenderness, juiciness, and flavor.
Prime beef is ideal for dry heat cooking like roast.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
But then you have choice which is the second highest
higher quality grade. Then select with more marbling, and then
select standard commercial utility cutter, and then canner canner is
a lower quality grade. I didn't even know all.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
That, right, But you're at USDA graded.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
You go, yeah, yeah, that makes sense even prime. You're like,
I mean if you like a lot of marbling. There
are people that don't. Right, Most people, like Gimby said,
have no idea what those things.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
You're just being marketed to.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Right, does it taste good?

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
That's all I care about.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
It matters exactly. That's that's always been my thing with
people that have a that get hung up on like
impossibles meats, Right, They're like, like, who cares?

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Is it good?

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
That's the same attitude with vegetarian dishes. Is it good?
But I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Then there's a pretty good tofu dish at Relay up
the street here, and I don't care that the sofu
because it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
It's like a royale with cheese. Man, I don't care.
I buy cross fish.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
You did that one? Uh, it's a it's obtained very locally,
right from the parking lot, out of.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
The truck that bought it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Yeah, right, Yeah. I worked at a restaurant. Customers would
ask if our catfish was fresh. It was ten ninety nine.
All you can eat should be your first clue.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
It's not exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Who cares we get our water cockroaches. Somebody's always complaining.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
I just don't like the term water cockroaches. You know
that's probably accurate, but.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
I don't care. They are the most delicious cockroaches you'll
ever eat.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
I mean, I don't know. Same with I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:17:46):
Same with tilapia. They eat their bottom feeders and they
eat all the crap, and people think that I.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Don't want to go to the arsenal fishes and what
they eat I don't like. Yeah, that's thank you. If
it smells like fish, it's bad or almost bad. I've
heard that before, for that fish is not supposed to
smell that fishy. That doesn't bly of food. They're just fish. Uh.
There there's a I think White River Fish markets awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
I love going in there and when you go in
there for lunch and the fried and you're like, yes,
but all that stuff's frozen. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Maybe they got a couple of things.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
But the idea that there was used to be a
place over by the old radio station. We'd go and
they had catfish and it was so good. Not once
it occurred to me to ask if it was fresh. No, No,
why would you you wouldn't. Yeah, you go to the
outback and you think you're getting you ain't getting fresh fish.

Speaker 7 (01:18:45):
Nope, No, or fresh steaks for that matter, it's frozen.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
They have to And why we don't do that with steak?

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Do we were? Like?

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
When was the slaughter right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Maybe, like you said earlier, the purists out there would.
I have been lucky to eat at a lot of
restaurants I have been. I've watched them at the dock
carry the fish over to the restaurant where they're riding
the menu on the board in Chesapeake Bay, Maryland, and
eat fresh, and it's a it is different. I've been

(01:19:17):
lucky enough to eat really nice sushi at famous, noble
notarized like highly acclaimed, award winning sushi restaurants, never in Japan.
But I can't tell you I didn't see them carry
the fish in. I've eaten at the fish market where
they throw it in Seattle. But even then, just because

(01:19:39):
they're throwing it out front, don't mean they're making fresh
exactly because they got a bottom line. Scammers, it's all
a skit. It's marketing, so all of it. You're being
marketed to all the time. Stop believing everyone they're lying.
Authentic Mexican food no made by real authentic Mexicans, doesn't

(01:20:03):
mean nothing. I know plenty of people that are Latino
that don't know how to make refried beans. I'm just
being honest, silly gringo. They don't have no idea how
to make beira, So that doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Just because you grew up there doesn't.

Speaker 9 (01:20:20):
Mean you know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Just because you're American don't mean you know how to
make a stake right because they're a boiler.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Never taught them the city's best xyz.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
Nope, go with what you like. You read reviews. You
go to a restaurant, You'll read a review and you'll
go You're like, oh, it's got it's only got four stars.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
What Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Then go to a restaurant. It's first week.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
It's about the only time it's gonna have five Right,
you ain't eating fresh seafood anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Take a break, we'll be.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Back to more of the Big Men.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
Morning Show is next.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Good Morning. It's the big mad morning show man doing
the show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
I've been really thinking about how long I've been doing
the show, and it always is impressive to me that
someone takes the time to grab their phone and write
a text to correct phonetically.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
What I've said.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
I'm just fascinated by that mindset. I'm fascinated that you
grab your phone. You typed BMMS space and then wrote Corbyn,
FYI there is an I after the R in Birah,
which is what I said.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Maybe you didn't hear it. Maybe I fat tongued it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
I don't know what a dork. You must be fun
at parties.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Whatever, dork.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Maybe your your mindset was in the place of good. Like, hey,
maybe he doesn't know I'm trying to correct.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Him, managa. I say a lot of things wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
I'll go with I was texting a friend the other
day and he texted me something and I replied back
to him, I want to make.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Sure I get this right. Yeah, here it is.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
I said, I'm wrong fifty one percent of the time.
It's just who I am. But to take the time
and it still happened like my first day. Okay, Like, hey,
you don't know, it's Miama right right, Okay, to grab
your phone And technically, if we want to do this,

(01:23:06):
you put Corbin period f period y period. I left
off the period there, so it should have been a
semi colon or a colon after my name, and there
should have been another period after I and the When
you say there's an uh, there is an I after
the R and bira you should have put parentheses around those.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Maybe I'll just reply and tell you that right.

Speaker 7 (01:23:29):
Also, the f yi should all be capitalized.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Excellent point, lindsay thank you. It's just a wild thing
to do. And I know, by the way, this is
what I wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
To talk about for Conspiracy Theory Thursday. But I know
one zero zero nine this probably hurts.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
And you're feeling like you've got to bow up and
defend yourself and do yourself a favor. Don't just take
the L and move on or believe it's a win
and move on. And I'm horrible at this, and this
is why I say this. Not everything's worth standing up for. Listen, now,

(01:24:10):
I am sure that this particular texture has never made
a mistake in their life ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
and that's why they feel the necessary to UH in
a direct it. Well, they're perfect.

Speaker 7 (01:24:24):
Then let their text be the first mistake, because it's
full of it's full of mistake.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Yeah, make sure you check out that piece of stick
in your eye before you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Throw a stone. Man. Just a wild thing that happens
on this show all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
And if I know you and you're being friendly, I
don't know you by your number, right, You're not pretty
much everybody that texts in is anonymous to me. Yeah,
and I just we gotta do better. Man, It don't matter.
I'm gonna thank you for correct Let me start over.

(01:25:00):
You know, I've been doing this show for a long time,
and I've been thinking a lot about the longevity of
the show and my place in it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
And I'm always.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Still fascinated by people that text in and correct things
for me. And so I just want to say thank
you for taking the time out of your day.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
I do have some bad news.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
I'm going to make more mistakes, and I'm going to
say words wrong, and I'm going to have the opinion
that doesn't correlate with you, kind of like. And now
I'll shift to this the other conspiracy I had for today.
You might remember the conversation and it quickly went away
when suddenly somebody stood up, and well a lot of

(01:25:41):
people stood up and said, hey, there's a lot of
drones in the air.

Speaker 7 (01:25:46):
Yeah, yeah, my Mom has posted made so many posts
about seeing them flying towards Lake Michigan. It's insand like,
do you get a picture of them? She's like, no,
every time you try to use my phone, it's not
clear enough. You can't tell what it is to the
naked eyes, just like I can see about thirty of them.
It happened twice in one month.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
There's just a lot of drones in the air. And
I remember when this was going down, and it's like,
I don't know. There's a lot of drones, man, some
of them professionals, some of them not professional, some recreational,
some of them are airplanes.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Not everything is a conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
And the administration came out the other day and said
all all that don't all all the drones spotted all
over the East Coast were quote authorized, okay by who.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Well, I'm just saying this because it comes from that administration.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
We believe it right right they were, They knew this
says after research and study, the drones that were flying
over New Jersey and large numbers were authorized to be
flown by the FAA for quote research and various other reasons,
which I know, I know your spont is going to
be what research. Just understand that that's a vague term,

(01:27:00):
kind of like me looking up porn. It's for research, right, right,
what project are you working on exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
I don't know yet, working on that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Many of these drones were also hobbyists, recreational and private
individuals that enjoy flying drones. In time, it got worse
due to the curiosity. This was not the enemy, of
which I would probably push back and go, you don't know, right,
Sleeper cells are a real thing. People.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
You can not be the enemy until you are right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
You don't even know about it. David Koresh wasn't the
enemy until a specific day. Right, we can go down
that rabbit hole if you'd like. But yes, when you
find out how connected he was to like the eighteen hundreds,
and that might I'm not doing it, not doing it,
damn it, not doing it, not doing it. But the

(01:27:59):
idea that you went with this whole the aliens, Russia whatever,
like again, there might be just that it'll be fun.

Speaker 7 (01:28:09):
Just move along, Just be a club of people who
all have drones and they meet up and fly them
at the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
It's okay, this is good.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
It's kind of like online and someone calls you fat.
But in the beginning, I think it. Maybe some people
still do this. You would bow up and be like,
well listen here, kick your ass or whatever, and you're like,
it's you know, a teenager on their mom's computer or

(01:28:39):
somebody who struggles with mental problems on the computer. You
wouldn't if you saw somebody struggling with mental mental problems
in the street and they were like dap DP dork,
you would be like, whatever, man, But they can see
that you don't know, so your brain start filling in.

(01:29:00):
You automatically think everybody on the computers like you, of
your education level, your knowledge. That is the only perspective
you have, when in reality it's just a perceptions. There's
not like that. If you think I'm a fool and

(01:29:21):
I commented online, you know what my bench looks like, right,
what my resume looks like. So you're quick to rebuttle
me and go, there's another R or another I or whatever.
The conspiracy is the conspiracy. It is another example of

(01:29:41):
we live in the matrix. For me, big believer, that
we live in a simulation. You remember, I'm gonna give
you two to remind you, because the drone thing was
one of them. We got stirred up about something. Keep
us looking over here. Here's one the guy who and
I'm just using his name, So calmed down, because you're

(01:30:03):
your mentor, you're idolized person. I'm just using their name
because they're in the news. Remember the guy that Elon
put the thing in his head to control him? Exactly
what happened to him? How about the person with the
pig pig gorgan. I think they're dead now, aren't they?

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
I think so. I think that statistically, I believe you.
I think that person died. He lasted for like maybe
like a month or two. I didn't died, No, we
just had another one not too long ago. I feel
like I'm just saying that, like, just move along. Think
about all the grief and stress. Maybe you stayed up late,
Maybe you didn't interact with your family. Maybe you decided

(01:30:48):
to not participate in Bunko Night because you were looking
up stuff online, doomscrolling drones in New Jersey. The guy
with the pig kidney, his name was Rick slay Man.
What a hell of a name, right, slay Man. Anyway,
He's yeah, he died. He died less than two months later.

(01:31:09):
What year did he die?

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Last year?

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
March of twenty twenty four is when he got there.
I think there was another one in the fall. Okay,
it was a lady, If I'm not mistaken. We talked
about that. Okay, let's see what because we were because
we were mentioning historically, there's the outlook wasn't good. But
when you got no choices, Okay, what are you gonna do? Yeah?
This was this is a Here's an article from five
days ago from CBS Tijuana. Looney of Alabama has become

(01:31:35):
the longest living recipient of a big organ transplant.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
So she's still live. Yeah, but I'm just saying those things.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
If you just quit feeding the cat exactly of which
I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
All Right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
We'll be back.

Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
Back, The Big Morning Show, Tulsa's rock station.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
JOT Good Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
It's the Big Mad Morning shown six K M O D.
You can also text bmms and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five. I just
saw this in Rapports reporting that the Raiders are keeping
their defensive coordinator, which they have a new coach, and

(01:32:33):
maybe Pete's like, hey, this is good.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
I'm good with this. This is fine.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
But that means at least there's some part that will
stay the same. Okay, maybe they'll change a few things.
But to me, when you want to, when you want,
when you need to change things, you got to change
your playground and your play friends. You change everything. Yeah,
the same bull is still there unless they did that

(01:32:58):
to a piece some people like Max Crosby and some others.
But I love it when teams get new coaches because
they're like, it's gonna be different to see her.

Speaker 7 (01:33:08):
Pete Carroll kind of reminds me of a guy who
would be like, it doesn't matter who's on my staff
because ultimately I'm gonna be the one to call all
the shots.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
I mean, that's what a head coach is, all the shots.

Speaker 7 (01:33:19):
But like not leaving it up to whoever he puts
in that position.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
A good manager leaves it up to people in.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
Those positions, right right, got other things to worry about,
Don't make no mistake. Pete Carroll's an amazing coach. He
does not get enough credit of being that guy. So
there's a reason he got picked. And he's been a
coach at so many places he just made one bad call.
Instead of handing it to a prolific running back, he

(01:33:48):
passed it.

Speaker 7 (01:33:49):
Yeah, the Lakers will be without their star big man
for the foreseeable future. Los Angeles power forward Anthony Davis
will be sidelined for week due to an abdominal muscle strain.
Davis was injured during the first quarter of the team's
loss to the Philadelphia seventy six ers on Monday. The
team said he will be reevaluated in approximately one week.

(01:34:13):
The Fighting Irish have decided on who will run their
defense beginning next season. ESPN reports that Notre Dame is
hiring Chris Ash as the program's new defensive coordinator. The
hire is expected to be finalized by the school in
the coming days. He will replace Al Golden, who left
the team to become the defensive coordinator of the Cincinnati

(01:34:34):
Bengals last week. The former Rutgers head coach was extensive
college coaching experience. He was the coordinator on Ohio State's
national title team in twenty fourteen, who was the DC
of two Big Ten title teams at Wisconsin, and has
also led the defense at Arkansas and Texas. There's a
bizarre situation unfolding in Columbus. ESPN reports that Ohio State

(01:34:57):
football staffer Joe Live was placed on administrative leave last
month because of a university investigation. The quality control coach
worked with linebackers and was banned from entering school facilities
beginning on December twenty seventh. A letter stated that Liberger
was instructed to return all university property and not delete

(01:35:19):
any emails, documents, or materials during his tenure as an employee.
Ohio State officials declined to comment, citing the investigation as
a personal matter, while Leberger's attorney said the accusations are vague.
Caitlin Clark is turning down an opportunity to appear at
NBA All Star Weekend. According to a reps at Exile Sports,

(01:35:40):
the Indiana Fever Guard will not be participating in any
special shooting challenge, similar to last year's contest between Steph
Curry and Sabrina Lonsku. Clark is looking forward to competing
in the WNBA All Star Weekend, which will be held
July eighteenth and nineteenth at Gamebridge Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. NBA
All Star Weekend begins February fourteenth at Chase Center in

(01:36:04):
San Francisco, and there's a reason they greased the street
poles in Philly whenever there's a potential championship looming. Eighteen
year old Temple University student Tyler Sabapathy has passed away,
succumbing to injuries he suffered from falling off a street
pole during Sunday evening celebrations after the Eagles defeated the Commanders.

(01:36:26):
Video from the scene shows him falling off the pole
and falling flat on his back. The kid was taken
to the hospital with a brain injury and was pronounced
dead a couple of days later.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
I mean that good bar fans dying at sporting events
or celebrations is a is almost.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
As much of a pastime as the sport they're celebrating.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
Yeah, if you're going to be dumb enough to climb
to the top of the pole to what be happy
and cheer, how you kind of get what you deserve.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
But they've done it before.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Yeah, I think it's hilarious. They got to send city
Cruise out there degrees up poles, though, I mean theo
they're dealing with, well, it's more of a precautionary measure
to save money then, you know, to replace in case
so they don't have to replace it or whatever. Right,
it was cheaper a telephone pole or a person's life.
I get it. The City of New Orleans was like, hey,

(01:37:17):
we don't want people. Hey, don't climb our don't climb
our antique poles. Right, what are people going to do anyway?
Climb the anti.

Speaker 7 (01:37:30):
Yes they are, and that's your boss of the Wall.

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
Sportscent Good morning, It's the Big Night Morning Show. Nine
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eight two nine four five, Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 7 (01:37:56):
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Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Good morning Kimpie. Well, good morning Corbin. You just got
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All right, let's go ahead and do this week's top list.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
It's typberpic Mad Morning Show's.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Top List random topics, randomly drawn with random results. Now
here's Corbyn, Kimpie and Lindsay with this week's top list.
This week's top list is been We pivoted this morning,
so we kind of went on the fly and going
off with Gimpy, did your top five phallic foods? Phallic shape?

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We don't want to?

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
Sure if you think that you feed your fallous foods?

Speaker 7 (01:38:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
What do you got for number five? Lindsay?

Speaker 7 (01:39:02):
Nathan's all beef hot dogs with or without a bun?

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
Grill it, Nathan's. I like Nathan's Okay, what's the all Jewish?

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Is that the other one? Those are pretty good Hebrew National?

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
You do a lot of things where I'm like, you're
a psychopaths. Why but hot dogs without a bun?

Speaker 7 (01:39:26):
Hey man, if you're on Keto or whatever. Sure, and
sometimes just a hot hot dog, regular grilled hot dog
just tastes good. Nothing on it, just the hot dog.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
Now do you do you eat them?

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Braw?

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
Do they have to be cooked?

Speaker 7 (01:39:44):
I know I have a kid that will eat them wrang,
and I just I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
But keep in mind they're not wrong, they just.

Speaker 9 (01:39:50):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:39:51):
Yeah, I can't do it. A raw hot dog reminds
me of those little Vienna sausages that I don't care
for either, or the little baby hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
Yeah. Yeah, when you grill your hot dogs, how do
you like them?

Speaker 7 (01:40:04):
I like them to where they're glistening with that grease
on top, and they might just get a little bit
of a tear running down the middle of them. So
grill mark's char Yeah, grill marks, but not completely charged.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Some people like them like I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
Do you boil them? Do you ever do the boil?
You like them that way?

Speaker 7 (01:40:24):
I don't mind them.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
What's your thoughts on microwaved hot dogs?

Speaker 7 (01:40:28):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:40:29):
What about air fried?

Speaker 7 (01:40:31):
Trying to think if I've ever done the air fire?
Probably once or twice in a pinch, But it's fine, you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
Know how Gimby's got his thing with fries. Yeah, and
they have to be uh oh hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:40:43):
That.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
He had to eat him after a certain duration because
they kind of lose their.

Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
Thirty seconds the panage. I feel that way with hot
dogs and brats. Yeah, okay, I'll eat a cold broad
over a cold hoddle like it like it's already been
been on the grill. Like let's say it's just like
leftovers or something. After everybody's gone and you put leftovers
in the fridge or whatnot. I'll go in there and
grab a cold broad and oh I can't do a

(01:41:09):
cold No, I can't either, But they start looking like
they've been swimming for eight hours, and I'm like, I can't.
I gotta let go somewhere else if I'm gonna eat
a hot like and you know, if I'm eat if
we make brots or hot dogs, we make them. They
sit on the table. We make one at a time,
So you're gonna go back to the get more. Yeah,
so I have to just go.

Speaker 7 (01:41:30):
Do you charge your bun when you make hot dogs?

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Grilling bun is in a very important factor when having
a hot dog.

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
Or a bronne? Oh yeah, soft cold buns and I
can definitely slum it. And have you know a ninety
eight cent bag of buns? Oh yeah, but there is
a specific bun they sell by the deli counter for
brots that is like, oh, game change. Okay, I think
you're truly slumming it if you're using wonder bread.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
No wondering Those are soft and expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
Just just regular bread, is what I mean. Outside of
a slice bread yeah, yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:42:07):
Number four, the swirly stick lollipop, the kind that Cracker
Barrel sells.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
Yeah, the old school colorful like pinwheel ish, but did
sort of pinwheel there.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
Straight up delicious, delicious.

Speaker 7 (01:42:20):
You said that's my favorite lollipop? Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
Or Kevin.

Speaker 7 (01:42:25):
Number three, Corn on the cob. Okay, dip it in butter,
pour on the salt and make my day.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
You say, dip it in butter, so like you milt
butter and then dip it in butter.

Speaker 7 (01:42:38):
No, but the best way to have it is when
you're like at the fair and they dip it down
and that of butter.

Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
I believe you.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
And I know a lot of people say that I
am not comfortable eating popcorn. I'm sorry, corn on the
cob at the fair or any other event, just in
front of people.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
It's just so messy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
It is messy, and not just like on your face
and you look like you've been shooting a porn, but
like your hands and everything. It's just I can't my
mind can't get there. It takes a lot of napkins
for that one. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
And do you like a streetcorn? What's it called?

Speaker 7 (01:43:16):
Yeah? I like it, but not as much as just
butter and Okay, number two banana banana, peel it slowly,
carefully pull off the stringy little pieces of flesh, then
go to town or cut it into pieces.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Why do you got to peel it slowly because.

Speaker 7 (01:43:41):
You don't want it to break Sometimes if they're too
soft when you peel it, it'll flop and break in half. Yeah,
and or you could cut it into piece it and
soak it in your cereal.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
What cereal?

Speaker 7 (01:43:56):
Oh, honeynut cheerios. Honey nut cheerios are the best with slice.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
Bananas, okay, one rice crispies. That's the only time I've
ever done it, and I thought it was good because
it adds some sweetness to it. I don't want banana
on top of like s'more cereal or another cereal that's
got sweetness already in it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:14):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
And when you put it in the cereal is important.
I mean we got to be near banana bread time.

Speaker 7 (01:44:20):
No, Well, so you no, I prefer if I'm going
to eat a raw banana.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
Well, they're all raw.

Speaker 7 (01:44:24):
Well I mean, yeah, well.

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
None of them bread. We're not talking about banana.

Speaker 7 (01:44:29):
Yeah, So I like them still with like green on
the skin.

Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
Because I was getting ready to ask because my daughter
loves them green.

Speaker 7 (01:44:37):
Yeah, that's how I enjoy them.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
Yep, it's two evidence.

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
Pieces of evidence you've given in five minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:44:45):
Or throw the entire banana in a blender push start
and turn it into mush and make your banana bread,
or make a milkshake ice cream. Oh yeah, delicious. And
then number one for me is an avocado. So if
there's a world without guacamole, I don't want to live

(01:45:05):
in it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
Yeah, but guacamole don't look like it, bro.

Speaker 7 (01:45:08):
No, No, But I can also peel an avocado and
take a wheat thin or a tortilla chip.

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:45:14):
I love to triscu.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
It and just eat it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
And I'm gonna be honest, I don't think avocados look
like flock in any way. Shit, Yeah, I'm with you.
I was about to say the same thing. They don't
look anywhere close to a folon.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
I mean, at least not that I've seen.

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
An egg plant looks more yeah, phallic than in an avocado.
And I don't even think egg plants. They should not
be using that emoji when it comes to ding dongs
on the text messages.

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
Feel bad for you.

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
Listen. If you were that swelled up, go see a doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
If it's swelled that gives and purple, go see a doctor.
I don't know what to tell you, man, that ain't natural. True.
If I had a penny, we're doing our top list
of phallic foods they eat. Gimpe, what do you got?

(01:46:04):
Number five on this list would be a zucchini. A
zucchini you wish? Huh, Yeah, well they do. They are
phallic shaped, and they are delicious, whether you're stir frying
it or you're breading it and deep frying it or whatever.
Zucchini and squash, man, that's a good taste of vegetable.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Right, yeah, my wife loves it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
Grilled squash, I'll give you, uh huh, but pretty much
every other squash I'm like, man, maybe like a skillet
with like parmesan on it or something, okay, but it's
too mushy for me.

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
The texture is what gets me.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
Candy, I get where you're adding a candy fried up
bread and fried is the way I like it the best.
You know, let's see, Number four is gonna be the
old corn dog. The old corn dog. Now we all
know that the foot long corn dogs that you get
at the State Fair are the best, but that's not
around all the time. So I prefer I prefer I

(01:46:58):
prefer my corn dogs. They State Frair brand, Oh yeah,
that you get at Walmart. Yeah yeah, and uh not
an all beef dog kind of guy. I think all
beef hot dogs are disgusting. They taste different, and maybe
that's because I've been raised on the hot dogs that
have everything in them, and that's what I like, you know.

(01:47:19):
But I'm a fan of the chicken port all the
all the goodness, all the stuff they scraped up off
the floor and off the machines and then threw that
in it's casing and called it a hot dog. That's
where I'm at. Yeah, corn dogs are fine for me.
I think they're fine, But besides the frozen and what
you get somewhere. To me, when I hear the State

(01:47:42):
Fair ones the best, I'm like, I mean, I get
the atmospheres there, but they're all the same. I think
there's a huge taste difference when it comes to the
corn dogs you get at the fair and the corn
dogs you get in the grocery store. Sure could be
in the grease, could be in the batter could whatever
it is, but they're of course probably the atmosphere something
to do with it. I feel there's a huge taste.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
Well the process in general.

Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
I mean when you buy them in the in the
grocery store, they've been made a certain way to have
a shelf life right as opposed to they bought hot
dogs and the batter and there you go, right and
they're making it right there, fresh.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
Right out of the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:48:16):
I love corn bread and I love hot dogs, but
I do not. I have never in my life eaten
an entire corn dog. I may have taken a bite
from one, and then here you go like giving it away.
I don't. I'm not a fan.

Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
Yeah, that's one of those things I gotta get while
I'm at the fair. One of them. Oh yeah, I
know a lot of people like my wife's that way,
my mom, and I'm just like, eh, yeah, I don't
get that excited about corn dogs, but I get it.
Number three is banana. Banana is one of my favorite
flavor profiles. As it is now, I don't peel it slowly,

(01:48:52):
you know, and then peel that extra stringy stuff off
the hell if anything, leave that extra stringy stuff on there.
Because that's banana that you're not getting right it off
and throw it away. That's all that is is just banana.
That's it. That's extra banana. So I like it. You know,
put it in a cereal whatever, you know, dip it
in chocolate and freeze it. I don't give it. Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:49:13):
Bananas are good, man, They're they're They're really good. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
Number two on my list is an and Dooley sausage.
You can't go wrong with that. I don't know what
all's in it, and I don't really give a damn,
but it is delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
And when the skin starts to split, yes, it looks
like a wainer.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
And number one for me is probably one of the
only dessert items that I really really can get.

Speaker 2 (01:49:42):
Down on, because say, yeah, I listen, I like. I
don't mind sweets.

Speaker 1 (01:49:46):
I've I've trailed away from them a lot compared to
Gimpy from twenty years ago, but I still pick up some.

Speaker 11 (01:49:54):
Hell.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
I had ice cream for break my second breakfast this morning, Okay,
so I do. I don't mind it. I just don't
need them as much as I used to. But that's
a canole. Man. You can't go wrong with a canol
kind of phallic shaped, deep fried, cheesy goodness, powdered sugar.
I'm really fascinated that you said that as a guy
who doesn't love sweets, and I find them overly sweet.

(01:50:17):
They can be very, very rich. They can be much
like Lindsay and corn dogs. I'm that way with Canoli's.
They have one, I'm like, they're fine, and they break apart,
like this is dumb, right, right, I've never been a
big lover of them. We're doing our top list of
phallic foods you like to eat? I delete. I normally
don't believe in doing honorable mentions, and I'm not gonna

(01:50:40):
give one. But there's a reason I'm not picking twinkies. Okay,
number five burrito, Okay, that's a bit. Yeah, Well, like
I had a penny, I'm more it depends on what
type of a burrito. Breakfast, burritos hundred percent, especially if
you can get them off of a food truck. Burritos,

(01:51:04):
wet burritos like at a Mexican restaurant covered in Queso
or that what it's called colorado sauce, the red sauce
that goes on a special, not angilada sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
It's a special sauce with tomatoes and onions.

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
It's really good. And with beef, but not ground beef
with like steak pieces.

Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
Okay. And I'll do chicken as long as it's not shredded.
I can't deal with the texture of shredded chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:51:28):
I had seen a video this morning that said, we
have been eating burritos all wrong this entire time. Okay,
And they have their burrito, it's laid out length wise, right,
and they take a knife and cut it in half
length wise, so then you just pick it up and
you eat it the half at a time, as opposed

(01:51:49):
to picking up this whole giant thing with two hands
or whatever and then shower. Okay, you see what I'm saying. Yeah,
I've never had it that way. I just seen the
video this morning. I was like, that's it resting. Next
time I have a burrita, I'm gonna have to give
it a shot and see if it's easier and clear. Okay,
because a lot of times when you eat a burrito,
what happens You take a bite and it all comes

(01:52:10):
out the ass, everything of it, and it's all in
your hand. Yeah, and then it's nasty and so I'm
thinking that might save that from happening.

Speaker 2 (01:52:18):
That's interesting you bring up.

Speaker 1 (01:52:19):
Now, if I'm at a restaurant, I'm not cutting a
britle like that and picking it up, and unless it's
like a taco bell or something like.

Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
That, because they're just too large.

Speaker 1 (01:52:28):
And I make breakfast burritos at home a lot, and
that was a problem and I solved it, and now
I do it all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
You don't cut it straight across.

Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
You caught it at an angle, so you have an
easy starting point rather than going, you know, so deep in.
That makes sense. Yeah, and it's been a game changer
and we don't lose any of the product.

Speaker 2 (01:52:45):
At the end.

Speaker 1 (01:52:46):
Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Number one, all right.
Number four Long John Donuts Okay, yeah, they're so good.
I don't care if it's maple chocolate filled not filled.

Speaker 2 (01:52:59):
Don't care if they had to be filled or not.

Speaker 1 (01:53:01):
If my preference Long John chocolate ice seem filled with marshmallow,
that's fair. You can't go wrong, man, love them.

Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Number four crab Ramoon.

Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
Oh, Yeah, good stuff. Crab Rangoon. Huh, it's like this
is that really phallic shit? Like a torch and cookie
I'll let you figure that out, especially if I can
dip it in some sweet and sour.

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
Yes, and I like to pull it apart.

Speaker 3 (01:53:26):
Ok.

Speaker 1 (01:53:27):
And then that's number four. Number three pickle and a pouch.
Pickles are amazing. And there's something about eating a pickle
when you're on a road trip that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 7 (01:53:42):
Like wrapped in a tortilla with cream cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
These other ones you get in to quake trip, they're
in a plastic soaking in their vinegar. I'm not at
a pot luck, right, Okay, well those are that's gross.

Speaker 2 (01:53:54):
Whatever you just like, I'm so disgusting.

Speaker 7 (01:53:57):
I don't like them either.

Speaker 2 (01:53:59):
Yeah. No, this is pickling a pouch.

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
You're right, man. Those are. They're convenient, they're easy to eat.
You can keep it in the pouch. Right, So you're
not getting pickle juice everywhere. Yeah, and then when you're done,
you've got a half a pouch pickle juice to drink afterwards.

Speaker 2 (01:54:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:54:12):
I understand how stupid I look eating one. It's like
a popsicle. I understand how stupid I look eating a popsicle.

Speaker 7 (01:54:17):
Damn. They're good.

Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
But some I love pickles, and I'm getting to where
I like spicy pickles. I'm not talking about pickles that
have so much seasoning and I'm not talking about that
like they're deliberately have a little bit of spice in
them the way they're made. Yeah, the Van Holten's hot pickle. Yeah. Yeah, anyway,
so that's that's number three. Number two and number two

(01:54:40):
and one are very similar. But number two breadsticks, Okay,
I will gladly ruin my dinner. I love when we
make We buy them pre made and you know, in
the box at the frozen section, and you put them
in a pan and you milt a stick of butter,

(01:55:02):
put garlic in it, garlic jarlick in it, you know,
and then cover it again and then bake them in
that and they get so disgustingly gooey.

Speaker 2 (01:55:10):
I love baited breadsticks.

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
And number two, I'm sorry, number one on my list
of my favorite pallic food. It doesn't it's mostly an
app and not the traditional design. And especially if there's
some beer cheese and that's a pretzel stick. Yeah, okay,
I love a good ground mustard.

Speaker 2 (01:55:38):
Beer cheese. Yeah, not that. What are you buying a bag?

Speaker 1 (01:55:43):
Not the thing you stick inside of cheese to make
yourself look fancy for horse divorce or a little smokies.

Speaker 2 (01:55:49):
No, this is like you get them.

Speaker 1 (01:55:50):
They come forward, usually covered in butter, and then you
have beer cheese drinking him with a beer man, I
love him. And the American Pretzel Company or whatever they
sound frozen. They sell those size and they work perfect
three minutes in an air fryer. Perfect game changer. Eating
those probably my favorite app. Probably my favorite app. People

(01:56:15):
texting in breadsticks. Someone guy duck, thank you, Guy duck.
Clam Ah, Okay, I've never eaten one. Now, Like, if
this was just top five phallic foods that you don't
eat but look like wainers, that would have been number one,
next to the penis fish. So maybe number two.

Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
But I've never had one, so yeah it's okay.

Speaker 11 (01:56:36):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:56:37):
Someone Taketos, Yeah, man, Taketo's are good, especially roller teketos.

Speaker 7 (01:56:43):
Otter pops what are those?

Speaker 2 (01:56:46):
If I remember right, are otter pots? Is that the candy?

Speaker 1 (01:56:49):
Well those are the popsicles in the plastic, right, and
you gotta cut the top of them off, and like
this person says, cut the corners of your mouth. But
by god, they're good.

Speaker 7 (01:56:58):
Yeah, like the kool aid pops, make them and freeze.

Speaker 2 (01:57:02):
Pops old school cool aid. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:57:06):
Number three egg roll slash spring rolls good wine.

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
Wrong there, I don't like egg rolls. I don't like
sweaty cabbage. I don't like it. I don't. It's just
a weird thing to fry cabbage that way, I think.
But I like spring rolls not fried.

Speaker 7 (01:57:23):
Oh yeah, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:57:25):
The rice paper peanut sauce, peanut sauce with the spring rolls.
For me, it's like that rice paper just gets too
sticky while you're trying to eat it, and it just
it just I don't know. Maybe I'm not eating it fast.

Speaker 7 (01:57:36):
You're not.

Speaker 1 (01:57:38):
Uh. And they're number two, which I don't really like
it on this list based off the top list. The
name we've given it, and.

Speaker 2 (01:57:44):
That's baby carrots.

Speaker 1 (01:57:46):
Just say carrots.

Speaker 2 (01:57:47):
Just say carrots.

Speaker 1 (01:57:48):
Leave a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:57:49):
We don't need an age, right.

Speaker 1 (01:57:53):
You want to confuse the people at the grocery store,
go ask for the toddler carrots. Number one candy bar Okay, yeah,
I'm just being honest. I've never thought of a candy
bar as phallic.

Speaker 7 (01:58:06):
No, because they're more square.

Speaker 2 (01:58:09):
How can I say this.

Speaker 1 (01:58:12):
When it's used in a movie for a sanitation thing
they have to do to a pool. Yeah, it just
I just never see it that way again, that's just me.
All Right, we got to.

Speaker 2 (01:58:27):
Take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 4 (01:58:29):
The Big Man Morning Show returns next Elsa's Morning Show
nine KMOD.

Speaker 1 (01:58:46):
Good morning, It's The Big Man Morning Show. Si Kmod.
We don't really don't get into this stuff, but it's
just fun chatter. Kevin Costner got divorced. It was kind
of a bitter divorce, if you remember, we talked about
it briefly.

Speaker 2 (01:59:01):
He was recently in Colorado.

Speaker 1 (01:59:03):
And Aspen because that's where all the celebrities apparently go
during the holidays, and he was rumored to be having
a relationship with Jennifer Lopez. Oh no, good for him.
They're two single people, got fun. Yeah, it's not what
I'm bringing up. I'm just giving you some context. Apparently
his ex wife, though, is now engaged to his former friend.

Speaker 11 (01:59:26):
Uh oh, what it happened to bros before hoes man,
I mean I need to know what his former friend mean.

Speaker 1 (01:59:36):
Where they have they been not friends for a while?
Has he been out of both of their lives? And
then he sees she's divorced and he's.

Speaker 2 (01:59:45):
Like, what up.

Speaker 1 (01:59:48):
It's like I saw something online the other day of
a girl got divorced and a boy she dated in
high school hit her up on Facebook and was like, hey,
I want to take you to dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:59:58):
That is a weird flex man.

Speaker 1 (02:00:00):
Then to find somebody that you used to go to
high school with take them dinner after they just got divorced,
Like you did you seek that out? Have you been
lying in wait? It's possible. I guess, shoot your shot.
If that's the way you feel, you gotta do it
some there's some people that are predatory like that though.

(02:00:22):
Cat catch a woman at the lowest, you know, and
you gotta think like fresh off a divorce, that's pretty low.
That's pretty low. So it's like, yeah, let's scooper up now. Yeah,
I saw this girl post this online and she was like,
I just want to normalize this, and she was like,
it's not girls who are crazy, it's guys. It's guys
who go out and seek out profiles and look for

(02:00:44):
people and slide into dms and stand outside rooms and
hotels and windows and stalk and act crazy and yell
and lose their mind. No, that swings both ways. That
pendulum swings both ways. That's fair. But we don't say
that though, right, Yeah, for sure. We say it's just women. Yeah,

(02:01:08):
and she's like no, no, no, And I agree. Guys are creepy.

Speaker 2 (02:01:14):
Oh yeah, for sure, women not creepy. I can't think
of a time.

Speaker 1 (02:01:20):
The only time women are creepy is when they're with
their man and they're like, oh, right, I'm just using us. Example,
Ryan Reynolds is so hot, and they'll do like right
in front of their partner. And then when their partner goes, oh,
Margot Robbie sees so hot.

Speaker 7 (02:01:33):
They're like, hey, what are you seeing her?

Speaker 1 (02:01:36):
Yeah, that's pretty crazy. They only go one way with that,
Like we normalize oh they're so hot, like women saying
that publicly, But when guys say it, we're like whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 7 (02:01:48):
And I think too. When you refer to a woman
is crazy, it's a lot different than when we do
it with men. We don't call them crazy. We call
them either psychos or stalkers. They get it's a really
bad rep take the name, you know, it's heavier.

Speaker 1 (02:02:02):
I mean, we just crazy is just so normal. But
if you say psycho, she's a psycho. That really rams
it up. But it's like we we tell a woman
who is in an authority position and they tell men
what to do, we call them a bitch.

Speaker 2 (02:02:20):
Right, total double standard.

Speaker 1 (02:02:25):
It's human race. But to go after like I mean,
if they're in love, like who cares? Right, there have
been plenty of people that are together.

Speaker 2 (02:02:34):
Are there?

Speaker 1 (02:02:35):
Not together? There there they're like, they're like this, she's
an example, Like their sister dies and then a previous
connection to the family is like consoles them, and then
they become a couple.

Speaker 2 (02:02:52):
Yep, it's a weird yes.

Speaker 1 (02:02:56):
Or or or the you know this, the other sister
consoles or it's a perfect fit.

Speaker 7 (02:03:02):
In some cases too, I guess, like if I have
a friend who married his uh he was a widower
and he ended up marrying his wife's best friend. She
also was a widower.

Speaker 1 (02:03:15):
Okay, so I'm gonna say that that's a little different.
And this is why one being a widow. I can't
imagine how hard it is. So you automatically have a
bond and can understand each other, and it's not like this,
why do you have a picture of this person around
type of thing. So I think there's an understanding that exists.
And two, if it was a friend like that, you

(02:03:37):
may feel like they also miss that person, Like the
grief is also you know what I mean, Like I
miss she was my friend, so I miss her, and
this is a way to be connected to that individual
who's gone. Maybe I know that's kind of a lead,
but I can psychologically I could see that existence. That
makes sense. But when you date a sister or a

(02:04:00):
brother that his widow, it's a little too close to
me the visual similarities. And you're like, uh, you're like Sarah,
I mean, Gene, do you know yes?

Speaker 2 (02:04:16):
Yes? And and do you go, Hey, your sister used
to do this thing?

Speaker 1 (02:04:21):
Will will you do it? Oh god, I'm meant cooking
you weirdos? Or like if she left the cabinet doors open,
do you go your sister left the cabinet doors. See
what I'm saying, I must run in the family. Your
sister would never rank like this.

Speaker 2 (02:04:41):
Oh oh my god, Hey Marin, how's it with a
with Gene? Man? She kisses just like her sister and
she can wear her clothes.

Speaker 1 (02:04:53):
Yeah, that makes you a bit of a psychopath. Just
saying if you do get what the sister or the brother,
do you go to vacation the same vacation spots that
you went to with your.

Speaker 2 (02:05:07):
Should I don't know. It takes the gust game out.

Speaker 7 (02:05:11):
You need new memories, new favorite place here.

Speaker 1 (02:05:13):
There would be new memories in a place you've been to.
If you love Bob Steakhouse and you ate up Bob
Steakhouse before you married Sarah, and then say, you make
a lot of memories. You celebrate anniversaries and promotions and
date nights and all these things at Bob Steakhouse. And
then Sarah dies and you get with Jean the sister.

(02:05:34):
You can't go to Bob Steakhouse anymore. You can't have memories.
You can't relive those memories. You can't go through all
those promotions and all those memories you had before Sarah
came in. You've got to say goodbye. Yep, start all
over again.

Speaker 7 (02:05:48):
I think you can go. You just don't celebrate your
new anniversaries and things like that there. You have to
find a new place.

Speaker 1 (02:05:54):
So you've got to sneak around and go at lunchtime
when she's not aware.

Speaker 7 (02:05:57):
Now you can still go there with her, just not
to celebrate what you used to celebrate with your Why
not older white Why not, because it's always.

Speaker 1 (02:06:07):
Going to bring hold on, hold on before you answered, understand,
I'm setting you up right now, go out for sure.

Speaker 7 (02:06:14):
But if I'm the new if I had a sister
who died and I married her widower, and I would
assume I would already know where they went to celebrate
their anniversaries and things like that, and I would be
afraid that when we're there celebrating our own anniversary, he
would be thinking of her and not me be in

(02:06:34):
the moment of us.

Speaker 1 (02:06:37):
Let's say Jeane starts dating this guy because Sarah was
the sister Sarah died.

Speaker 2 (02:06:46):
Do you move into their house? And if you say no,
do you not?

Speaker 3 (02:06:51):
When do you?

Speaker 2 (02:06:51):
When?

Speaker 3 (02:06:51):
Do you do?

Speaker 2 (02:06:52):
You wait until he moves out?

Speaker 1 (02:06:53):
So you never stay the night in their marital bed,
You never use their towels, you never use their sheets.

Speaker 2 (02:06:59):
Do you make him switch sinks?

Speaker 1 (02:07:01):
Right? Do you not take a crap on his on
the crapper? Do you not use their washing machine? You
see what I'm saying. If what's the difference.

Speaker 7 (02:07:14):
You get a different bed some of the stuff, I
think you can deal with.

Speaker 1 (02:07:17):
That stuff's expensive, though, mattresses are not cheap. Yeah, And
but I think you just get over it in the restaurant.
With the restaurant too, especially if they have a really
good apps menu. They make the best martinis. She loves them.

Speaker 2 (02:07:35):
Do you see what I'm saying?

Speaker 7 (02:07:35):
Like you can't sure?

Speaker 1 (02:07:37):
You definitely have to get a new toothbrush if you
shared a toothbrush, right. And if you get a new bed,
what do you put it? Do you make them get.

Speaker 2 (02:07:43):
A like just a mattress, right? Or do you do
a whole new bedroom set?

Speaker 1 (02:07:49):
Right? I used to tell your sister up to these
same bedposts. And when someone dies, does he have to
exterminate the house of a sex toy that was hidden there?

Speaker 2 (02:08:01):
Lingerie?

Speaker 1 (02:08:03):
Does he have to go to the house and get
rid of all those things before and now you're asking
him to get rid of memories of that person?

Speaker 2 (02:08:11):
Throw them away? Yeah, no you don't.

Speaker 7 (02:08:17):
I don't think you make them throw away their mind.

Speaker 2 (02:08:19):
But you stop going to the steakhouse, keep the old.

Speaker 7 (02:08:23):
The same mattress. Here's an interesting text. If you had
a kid with one sister then another or with the other,
are they siblings or cousins?

Speaker 1 (02:08:32):
Obviously that's there's the suzzling. They're going to therapy, right, yeah,
all right.

Speaker 2 (02:08:40):
We got to take a break. We'll be back, tell says.

Speaker 4 (02:08:43):
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I also learn that you can't smack your homie with
your meat. No, we are not going to that restaurant
where you had so many memories with your other wife
slash girlfriend. But I'll gladly bite the pillow you had
her bite when you were together. And I also learned

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