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and bring up anything you want. Hey often imitated, but
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doing friggin' ay Friday, giving away beer. What's the last
thing you did for yourself? Case of cours light and
a pair of single day tickets to October Fest. What's

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the last thing you did for yourself? I saw a
thing on the social media's yesterday that I thought it
was interesting. There's always been rumors about P Diddy's sexuality,
which who cares, but certain people in certain ethnicity groups

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are shunned for being homosexual more than others. Right in
the African American community community, men who are homosexual get
bashed pretty bad. And so there's always been a thing
is he is he not? It hardly matters. But apparently
of the one hundred and twenty lawsuits that the one
hundred and twenty accusers that that attorney in Houston is spearheading,

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half are men. Huh how about that? Now? Could it
mean he's homosexual? Maybe?

Speaker 8 (04:32):
Could it also mean he's a human trafficker?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yes, because all people participate in that in some capacity, right,
I'm sure there are people who pick up prostitutes or
engage in escort behavior also are of a different sexuality
than just straight. Sure, And that felt like a giant show.

(04:57):
I can't think of a time that that. I mean,
even with Kevin Spacey, it wasn't sixty people.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Right, No, trying to think of the number.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
It was like, I think it was like three. It
might even be been like two because it was the
massage person. Even John Travolta has had people accuse him.
But sixty is a big number. And those are the
people that came forward, right, right, Just imagine how many
people haven't said anything and probably won't debating whether to right.

(05:35):
I wonder and I was thinking about this the other day,
like I wonder, how many if Annie victims, I guess
is the way to put it, have been paid off,
silenced already? Yeah, already. So his attorney, this attorney that's
coming forward with these lawsuits says there are he said,

(05:56):
at least three a list celebrities that have been paying
off accusers.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I'd seen something like that, but you know, it's the Internet,
so you don't know whether to believe it or not.
But I mean I could, I could see it happen,
and it's like, here's five hundred thousand dollars just sh I.
I kind of go with when there's an accusation, when
it's kind of crazy like this, I just go with
like half of it's true.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
Where there's smoke, there's fire.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
And so like I'm just gonna go with let's just
go with one one A list slept that's did he's
a list right? Yes? Yeah, yeah, he's a household name.
He's been around for a while. I would consider if
he walked into a room you would recognize and people

(06:45):
would go crazy. I consider that an a I don't
love that threshold. And we've had this ongoing debate, you know,
forever of a lister just because you're known Jared Vogel. Vogel, Right,
the Subway guy, everybody knows who he is. I wouldn't
call him a list.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
I don't agree with that. I don't think everyone does
know who he is.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
True, if he walked into a room, you probably wouldn't
recognize and be like, oh, that's that's Chomo, you know
Subway guy. Jared.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
No, I don't even know if that's true, because not
everyone watches television and has seen him.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Everybody listens to rap music.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Subway commercial, but they might recognize him from other things, right,
not just rap music. They might see him get.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Him the Greek or yeah, movies, go watch that movie
now and oh no, yeah right, I've seen it on Facebook.
It was like they were running through the hallways or
whatever and Diddy's behind him. They're like, this scene didn't age.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Well yeah, yeah, not just music, but maybe clothing or
in a television commercial.

Speaker 8 (07:44):
Or eliminated you've eliminated commercials.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Okay, or in a liquor store, in liquor stores because
he has a housing tequila line so rock.

Speaker 8 (07:54):
But his face isn't on that's not his faces.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Yeah, you see him on posters in liquor stores.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
On the ads as a funk enthusiast. I have never
seen a poster.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
Visions I have. However, you pronounce also had what it
is At one time he had a cologne. I mean
he's had other things.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
But having things doesn't make you an A list. I
think your recognizability is what does it. And I think
I think that he's got it. Yeah, I think he's
got the recognize it. I'm just going with the recognizable airport.
I think if you are in a massive franchise, maybe
one of the most for a while, Subway had more

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locations than anywhere else their marketing campaign and in their stores,
I think you would be recognized in an airport. That's
really what I'm domating is, you know, and I think
they get recognized in an airport.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
I think he had fifteen minutes of yes.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, that's fair. Right Again, I'm just saying the threshold
of recognized in the airport. But even if he's not
an A lister by your definition, he's still b you know,
he's not a he's not a D lister.

Speaker 8 (09:06):
He is an A lister. There is no debate.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
He's an aster. Yeah, as far as I'm concerned, I'm
just saying the threshold of he's recognizable in airport. But
I never said, like, who these other A listers are?
Are they? And that's shameful. If you pay somebody off,
that's pretty much an a mission of guilty. No, no,
it doesn't look good. It doesn't look good book at all.

(09:28):
It's not. It doesn't look good, but it's not. I
don't It is not an omission of guilty. Maybe in
the social public eye, you know what I mean, maybe
not a core of law, but maybe.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
But you can't public opinion.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
For sure. You can be found not guilty and people
still think you're guilty. OJ, So it hardly matters, right right, right,
You can't control people's opinions. No, no, no, no no.
There that lady in France whose husband recorded her and
had her raped, like some ridiculous number of times, she
asked the courts to show videos and pictures in court

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like she was like, no, I want people to see these.
She was quoted as afterwards, And I think this is
a really great quote for people that are sexually assaulted.
Is it's time to flip the shame, okay, but the
shame back on them, yeah, not on the victim. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (10:20):
So like I'm all for yes, let's let's shame them.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah. I don't know. I'm not a big fan of
the sandwich board, but I don't know. If it did,
people still committed crimes, right, But you people will change
their behavior in more instances than not when when there
is a little bit of like their image is tarnished
like that, because that's what they were trying to hold
on to. Would you watch the videos Gimpie, the Diddy videos,

(10:51):
the Diddy VIDI I mean, if I have to, if
I'm in if I'm on the jury, right, and it's
part of it, you have to. If you're on the jury,
you have to watch exactly, you have no choice. Am
I going to seek it out on my own? Probably not?
Probably not, And if if I would, it would be
for the spectacle that it is, be like, oh God,

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who's this? You know? Who's that? You know? Not so
much for the acts of love making that they're doing.
It's more love making. I wouldn't call you. I feel
like love making and what they're doing is not the
same thing. But to each his own. Listen, man, just
hear me out. When two adults love each other, or

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like each other, or just have enough alcohol in them,
Abbert word is too one of them? Maybe think they
were right? I would, I, you know, I would just
for the shock value of it, not for the Hey
look at that slong? What about you?

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Lindsay, No, actually, I take that back.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
It's curiosity about it, right.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
I think I would want to know who was involved,
which other celebrities.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
So research is what you're saying.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
Right, Yeah, I don't care about the freak offs. I
just want to know who was involved because I I
do like a few of the celebrities that ran in
his circle. I'm already losing respect for a lot of them.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Well, but that you're losing respect off something you don't
know though exactly.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
So I want to make sure that I'm right in
my loss of respect.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't. I would definitely not seek it out, and
I probably would watch. Like if he was like, hey, man,
I found the video. Do you want to see it?
I'd be like, okay, But then again, I don't really
want to watch people get getting raped. That's not some
on my Well, it's not like you're getting turned on
about it by it. I don't care. I hope you're
not getting turned on by it.

Speaker 8 (12:56):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
By watching it alone, I'm encouraging that it's okay to
see it, you know what I mean? And I don't
know if I want to be a part of that.
But here is the here's a different question. You've got
to watch all the videos. You can tap out whenever
you want. What's the thing that you'll tap out on?

Speaker 6 (13:15):
Oh, minors and uh yeah? And if I guess if
it's rape, I'm sure that's going to be.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
It's all rape, is right if you you unless you
hear her go I'm on board or he I'm on board? Apparently, Yeah,
what's the what is the what's the threshold of rape?
For you?

Speaker 6 (13:39):
Two sides to each story?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Right, Like we don't know, yes, defend them, no, no, no, no,
I don't misunderstanding.

Speaker 8 (13:46):
Hear me out, You're still in his bid.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Right, But we don't know if all of the cases
are are are they sex parties or are some of them?
We don't know if each video that we see is
going to be a rape or are they going to
be a.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's what I'm saying, Like, what is your threshold that
makes it clear it's a rape to you if they're
saying no, or if plenty of women insects say no,
that's no, don't stop right right right? So do you
see what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm going to make an
assumption they're all being raped, that they're all there against

(14:25):
their will in some capacity. Yeah, So what's your threshold
rape miners? Anything else?

Speaker 6 (14:35):
Uh? No, I get I yeah, I don't really need
anything else.

Speaker 8 (14:39):
I guess okay, gimpie.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, I think once the nine year old enters the video,
that's when I'm out, because what in one of them
in the case? Yeah, if you gotta wake somebody up
for a nap, I'm like, eh, yeah, yeah yeah. So
so miners' children obviously, Yeah, that should be an obvious Yeah,
but so far, And part of me like, well, well
Lindsay was talking. I was like, well, weird instrumentation. But

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then at the same time, I'm like, no, I don't
want to see I want to see search did he
take a glammy?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
You know?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
And okay, all right, you see what I'm saying. Yeah,
I don't think you have to go in to DNA. No, no, no, no,
But I outside of children. I can't think of anything
that would make me stop. I mean maybe if they start,
you know, giving each other Cosby sweaters or something, or
good to old Cleveland steamer.

Speaker 8 (15:23):
And then I'm like, okay, you're lying right now.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I know you're lying. Oh watch with one Yeah, any crying, Okay,
somebody like it's clear they don't want to be a
part of it. I'm out. I guess that's true. That
that that movie The Babysitters, there's we've talked about it before.
There's a scene for those who know it's a TV

(15:47):
it's a movie about these girls who were babysitters and
then one of them hits on a dad and turns
in like this weird like prostitution thing. And then they
all go to a cabin with the dads and they
have sex, and they convince one girl to be a
part of it. Then, though she doesn't want to, the
other girls do and she ends up having sex with
one of the dads and at one point she cries
out for mommy, and it's just like, gee, gee, she

(16:07):
never said no. All right, she wasn't crying, but it
was like I was like, that's enough for me. I
don't need to any I get it very uncomfortable. Yes,
I don't need to watch any of that. It's on
Amazon Prime and Pluto for free. If you want to
watch and have never watched that horrible movie, listen, if

(16:28):
you want to debate my masculinity and go and alphaism
and go ahead and watch that and be like I
watched down Suit. The big deal is go ahead, friend, Yeah, right,
once you hit that scene, you're gonna I turned it off.
At that scene, I was like, and you knew it
was coming. I was like, I'm out. I'm out. I don't.
I don't need to see the ending of this movie.
I'm good. It's so uncomfortably like, oh, here's what I

(16:49):
want to achieve the director, here's what I want you achieve.
I'd really like, don't I want you to cry out
for your mom? There are certain things watching t V
shows or movies, I'm like, I could never do it,
And and that's one of them where you're like, oh, right,
we just want you to have sex. She's gonna crop
for a mom, but you just don't stop, right, And

(17:10):
as a parent, how do you let your child continue
to act in that movie? You know that scene's coming up.
You might have read the script, you might not have,
but even I would think so if you're on set
and you're watching because of course you want to be
there for your child and support them, and they're like,
well wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, why do you
let them continue through that?

Speaker 6 (17:30):
What other films has this director done?

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I gotta be honest. I don't do a lot of
research on the directors of movies, especially that one, but
I there are a couple famous people in it. The
Haunting of Mary the Woods, I do is another one,
and that was just the first three that popped up
outside of The Babysitters. So yeah, and I'm not familiar

(17:54):
with any of those. My guests can be would be money, yeah, yeah.
But or you're inability to tell your kid no because
they're they're on the cusp of stardom, right right, you
want that Hollywood kid? Yeah. The number of people that
don't tell their kids know because they think this is
their chance that they're gonna you know, they're on the
next mccaullay, Kolchin or whatever, if that's the thing you're

(18:15):
shooting for. I mean, kid only did a few movies
and was a gazillionaire. So and still is that. Cat's
only directed the one movie, The Babysitters, but he's written
those other ones. But that's it. I wonder if that
Babysitters movie is the ones like, hey, oh well wait
a minute, bro, you can't work around here anymore. You're

(18:36):
gonna be having weird stuff like that in your movies. Yeah,
I don't know. This is Yeah, John Legozamo, isn't it? Yeah,
Like John Paparo is in it as well. I think.
I don't think so it was one of them. Alexander
Didario isn't that if you know who she is? I
don't know. But that movie I wanted to. I wanted

(18:59):
to see the success of it. It's got a thirty
three percent approval rating four out of ten on Rotten Tomatoes.
That one we're gonna believe. Huh yeah, right that we're
we're on track for. Metacritic gave it thirty five percent,
said generally unfavorable. It might be one of the worst

(19:20):
movies I've ever seen. And then the other one for
me is that Jennifer Lawrence movie where they kill babies
mother mother, where they passed that baby around and everybody
rips its shreds. Still have yet to watch that one. Yeah,
that's you know, a lot about a lot about it. Yeah,
from what you told me, that's it. I don't remember
the ripping apart. I just remember when they started screaming
and doing stuff. I was like, I'm out. I thought
you said they like passed one around in a large crowd,

(19:42):
like one in the crowd. Yes, but they it wasn't
a large crowd. It was like a group of people,
and they emulated, if I remember correctly, like hurting the baby.

Speaker 8 (19:50):
But I don't remember them ripping the baby apart.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
I was just filling a blank in my head. I
don't know, right, we all channel different things, man, all right,
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On Friday, we do news quikies just the headlines. It's
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(21:22):
and Lindsay with what's going on news quakies from The
Big Man Morning Showing ninety seven five.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
Suspicious package outside news station turns out to be a
toilet bowl.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
All right, I feel like toilet bowls are only one shape,
not very such in a box though, right, Okay, yeah, Yeah,
toilet in a box. Home security footage shows shapeshifter transforming
from a dog to a human.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
The video is amazing, Dude, it looked like venom right
as soon as it What is is this a movie trailer?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
What is this?

Speaker 6 (22:02):
That's exactly what I thought I was watching venom.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Crazy people are getting salmon sperm injected into their faces.
Excuse me, vanity man, don't ever underestimate it.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
Yeah, right. Nine year old runs over father who was
teaching him to drive.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, that story. Apparently the dad was a little drunk,
you know, and he's like, oh, she had drive, and
then the kid doesn't know the difference between the gas
and brake paddle and plows right over Papa. I get
what you deserve in that situation. I agree. California Fitness

(22:45):
studio offering snake yoga. Yeah, I've been trying to get
my wife to do snake yoga. Potatoes are better than
human blood for making space bricks, according to scientists, space
bricks human blood, right, that was an option. Right.

Speaker 6 (23:12):
Alligator lunges out of Milton floodwaters bites vehicles, tire.

Speaker 8 (23:19):
The video of this is pretty fantastic.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
This guy's driving, They're just going to the water, and
this it doesn't look like a giant alligator is like
biting at the tire, which feels weird. They're not dogs, right,
what do you mean by that? The dogs will chase
a car and like try to bite the tires. True
to but like to be fair, you're in the alligator's territory,
you know what I mean. So, and it doesn't know
what's going on, so it just bites at whatever moves. Yeah. Again,

(23:42):
I don't believe anything on the internet.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
So, but speaking of dogs, did you see the alligator
that did after the hurricane come out into the guy's
backyard and he was treating it like a dog, Like
he was feeding it like it was a dog and
then patting it on the head.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Well that doesn't mean yeah wow good. Yeah, plenty of
people do stupid stuff. Yeah. Woman sent back to prison
after missing probation appointment twenty years ago. This isn't a
great take. I'm not a big fan of probation. I
think on certain crimes it makes absolutely zero sense. Plenty
of people on probation still commit crimes. For Yeah, so

(24:19):
it feels like a giant waste and a false sense
of reality. You think about you've seen that commercial I'm
sure Gimpie has in the early morning hours where that
shows the mom and she's tried to get medicine for
her sick kid in the middle of the night and
she can't. She has to get back or else she's
violating her probation. Like that's ridiculous. X fails to avoid

(24:40):
Austeria Australia Child Safety find by arguing Twitter doesn't even exist.
Well it doesn't. It's X, now, right, how does change
the name of the company, All those things will go away?

Speaker 6 (24:52):
Right, However, if you do put in X on the internet,
it'll still say Twitter.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Uh Okay. The he did a thing overnight and announced
like cabs like Tesla cabs. Oh yeah, and also robots
called Optimates and they are terrifying they are. But the
only thing that I like, they're all squatty, right if
you notice, Yeah they low center gravity. Yeah yeah, they're

(25:19):
all bent at the knees and which means they all
walk weird, you know. And I'm like, all right, so
we still got a little bit of improvements to make
before terminators around. But that's a good start. I don't
think that that they have to make it improvement. It's
only weird because it's new and different. We're used to
people and their ability to balance themselves through I think
that they've got to have a low center of gravity
watching them dance and poor beers and stuff. Bizarre. Yeah,

(25:43):
I don't trust. No, you shouldn't that me.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Michigan man arrested for swapping barcodes at Walmart to pay
less at self checkout.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I don't know what, Like, how are you doing this?
Are you cutting the barcode out? They don't do this
sick or barcode anymore. Yeah, I don't. I don't know
unless he's finding ones with stickers. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
When I sell shoes, there was a woman that would
come in and you know, the barcodes were on the
bottom of display shoes, okay, and she would swap Sure.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
No, that's a thing I know people are doing. When
I was a kid, we would switch out price tags.
But barcodes are printed on things. So what he could
be doing is he's got like a barcode in his
pocket from something that's relatively cheap, since he's using the
self checkout, just going up and you know, scanning the
cheap product with the cutout barcode and then just putting

(26:38):
the regular item in the bag. Yeah, that would makes sense,
or like the ones that are zip tight or whatever
on shoes or that type of thing.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
But it would have to be a Walmart barcode. I
would think, like it would have to match.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
The barcode would have to be registered in their store,
right right, And you can find something that's cheap and
like I said, cut it out. Airline apologizes after forty
minutes of painis and boobs. The movie is a Sean
Penn movie on Dakota john I've never heard Dattio di
dio or something like that. And the story is that
the basis of the movie is she Dakota Johnson gets

(27:13):
in a cab and then like shares her life story
with this cab ever played by Sean Penn. Oh god,
apparently it's forty minutes a penis a boobe. I've never
heard of this movie at all. Oh, she's having an
affair and she's sharing how her life changed or got
really bad after this affair or whatever.

Speaker 8 (27:31):
So very bizarre movie idea.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, man amputated his penis with an axe after Idosilo Silbin.
Psychedelic mushrooms. I've eat mushrooms quite a bit in my time.
Never wanted to chop my penis off with an axe
or anything else. Of the times I've done shrooms, the
thought of my penis never even occurred. I was so
tripped out by everything else.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
Elderly Hong Kong man arrested for exercise nude in public park.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
They can't do that, man m Missouri. Sex offenders no
longer required to post no candy signs on Halloween. Google's
AI podcast hosts have existential crisis when they find out
they're not real. Oh god, that's a great idea, like mess.

(28:25):
I love the idea of trolling AI. You're not real?
How do you even exist? You can't, You're a nobody.
I'll show you.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Uber eats employee snatches purse with ten thousand dollars from
New York City woman's window.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Huh. Leave a person that's really weird who carries around
ten grand in her pocket anyway.

Speaker 8 (28:54):
Puts their personal window sill.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
It's hot and needed to cool. Is it an apple pie?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Pair? Not a pair like the fruit, but pair of
people caught with ketamine filled kinder eggs in their butts. Impressive.
Kinder eggs are not small and you gotta split them
apart to get to the good stuff. That's debatable. Which
side is up to you? Cookie Monster caught speeding by

(29:22):
police as traffic camera snaps pick of sesame street staple.
Oh god, the videos are awesome. Last one Lindsay.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
Explicit lesbian scenes at the opera leaves eighteen audience members
needing medical treatment.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Okay, lesbian nuns, I'm for it. Man arrested after deprecating
in yard found covered in theces admits to having diarrhea.
Do you think whoever saw that first show up on
their queue for calls in their squad cars or like ies,
I'm going on a break right then? They all went

(30:00):
on break out with that, except for the rookie man
who killed lover because he was gay receives life in prison.
I can't be with you. You're gay.

Speaker 8 (30:13):
We've been banging for five years, bro No, we haven't.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
You have I have, by the way, the kind of
the basis of Broke Back Mountain, a storyline of Broke
Back Mountain. We're giving away beer. What's the last thing
you did for yourself? A case of cors Light and
a pair of single day tickets to October Fester up
for grabs. What's the last thing you did for yourself?
BMMS and what that is to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show
ninety seven KMOD.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six oh kmod. You can also text BMMS
then what you want to say to eight two nine
four five. It is Friday, we are giving away from here.
What's the last thing you did for yourself the case
of course lighting in parising to the tickets to October
Fest BMMS and whatever that is to eight two nine

(31:14):
four five. On the line with us right now is Austin. Hey, Austin,
how are you good? There? Are you good? Man? Austin?

Speaker 8 (31:20):
What's the last thing you did for yourself?

Speaker 9 (31:24):
So you know those massage chairs that they have they
at the old Brookstone.

Speaker 10 (31:29):
Store at the mall.

Speaker 9 (31:30):
Yeah, I bought myself one of those and it was
absolutely life changing.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
So did you you you saw it at the Brookstone store,
like you went to the mall, like, hey, let's go
shop Brookstone.

Speaker 9 (31:44):
No, no, no, no, I mean I saw him there
years and years ago, whenever they were at Woodland Hills Mall.
That I just came across one on Facebook and I
think I picked it up for one thousand bucks.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Oh yeah, and so you get it home?

Speaker 8 (31:58):
And is it just one so like you said in
it by yourself?

Speaker 9 (32:01):
Yes, yes, you got the armed massaging the leg or
the cast or feet massaging. It's awesome.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
Oh that's so awesome.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
The person you bought it from, did they say why
they were getting rid of it?

Speaker 9 (32:15):
I believe they said their their mother died in the chair. No,
not that share.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
That they said, right, And how did you have to
go to their house and get it or did they
deliver it for you?

Speaker 10 (32:31):
I have to go pick it out?

Speaker 9 (32:32):
So it was definitely a chore doing that. Those things
are not light.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah. I just am fascinated by people that buy stuff
on Facebook and like how do they do the transaction?
And going to someone's house to pick up something feels
wild to.

Speaker 9 (32:44):
Me and it's a different experience.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah, did you take a weapon with you? Like we
were like, I don't know what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I did?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Actually, yeah, because you're carrying a thousand bucks? Right?

Speaker 9 (32:55):
Yeah forget cash for me? And I don't know this person.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
How is your say, like your concern of like I'm
giving them a thousand dollars and I'm sure it works fine.
Like did you test it there?

Speaker 9 (33:06):
There was There was a lot of conversation beforehand, just
kind of testing the water is getting another person, right.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
See if this was a legitimate experience, right yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:17):
How old is it the chair?

Speaker 9 (33:20):
I believe it's five years old.

Speaker 10 (33:24):
It's not too old.

Speaker 8 (33:26):
Good on you.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Man. Do you have a wife? I do not. So
if you've ever thought you're like playing video games and
there's somebody in the like playing Call of duty're like
I've heard that buzz before. I don't ask questions right off.

Speaker 8 (33:45):
Man, Well, here's give me to tell you exactly what
you're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Congratulations being selfish, paid off and got you a case
occurs like and a parrot, tickets to October, pest b
back to you payline. Friends of gip you can get
your info and have a fantastic weekend. Thank you, appreciate
you man.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Congratulations GIMPI your boys are back on top of the
NFC West.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Damn right what listen your fight? You're three and three.
I don't know if you should be playing some music
like we're on it man. After the last couple of losses.
I felt good and I was like, I told you, man,
I was like, if they lose to see Seattle this Thursday,
I think we're done. So and they played yesterday like

(34:44):
you know them too. Yeah, he had some injuries. Yeah
you're on your third but your third string running back.
But still he still had a good, good couple of
runs in there.

Speaker 8 (34:54):
Yeah, I'll give him that. And Seattle made a run
in the third quarter.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
They did, And that was the thing, man, I was
because I was like, all right, we're up, We're up.
And then I got to remember. I was like they've
blown major leaves. I was like, I'm not getting too excited.
And then I've seen them coming back in a third
I'm like, don't do it again, your dumb asses. No.
But Brock did look good though. He looked like he

(35:18):
was back on he threw.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
Brock threw four two hundred and fifty five yards and
three touchdowns, including two did George Kittle as the Niners
knocked off the Seahawks thirty six to twenty four. Rookie
Isaac Griendo had ninety nine of the two hundred and
twenty eight rushing yards on the night for the Niners.
Who improves two three and three on the season. Gino

(35:41):
Smith threw for three hundred and twelve yards and one
touchdown and two interceptions for the Seahawks, who are now
three and three after starting the season three and zero.
Yesterday you talked about Mike Tyson and Jake Paul a
little bit. He's now responding.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
And is said, cap what we talked.

Speaker 6 (35:59):
Yeah, So Paul is going to offer Mike Tyson five
million dollars to risk if Mike Tyson goes further than
what was it, four or five rounds without knocking him out.
And Mike Tyson says, no, you're gonna have to offer
me more than that, uh, more like twenty million dollars

(36:21):
for me to make that deal with you. It's gonna
have to be more like twenty million.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
And apparently, listen them just saying it yeah on social
media means zero.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
Yeah. And apparently if Tyson wins, Jake has to get
an I Love or Mike Tyson supposed to get it
I Love Jake Paul tattoo.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Again, I doubt that's in the contract. Yeah, that sounds
like a social media thing.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Yeah, yeah, so twenty million or the deals off.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
It ain't happening again, because you just because you say
it on social media doesn't make it a real contract offer.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
I agree. That's your balls to the wall sports. I'm
Lindsay in ninety seven to five KMO.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six, Oh KMOD. You can also text BMMS
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five, Good morning, Lindsay.

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Good morning Corbyn. You can definitely do something for yourself
if you win one thousand dollars when you rock the
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(37:42):
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dot com.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Good luck, Good.

Speaker 8 (37:47):
Morning, Gimpee, well, good morning Corbin.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Oh you football is back tomorrow as the Suitors take
on Texas the Schlong Orange. Now you pregambles. Chris Blake
will start at eleven thirty in the morning and then
your kickoff is at two thirty afternoon, and you can
always streaming on the iHeartRadio wep. All right, we're gonna
do uh friggin a Friday, what's the last thing you
did for yourself? Bmims and whatever that is to eight two, nine,

(38:10):
four five and a little bit. We'll pull a name
from all the techs that come in, and that person
that we get on the air is going to get
a case of cors Light and a pair of single
day tickets to Octoberfest. That's next week. What's the last
thing you did for yourself? Lindsey.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
I was having a hard time thinking about what is
the last thing I did for myself? And last night
I went and did something for myself. They had the
media night at the New Sheels store, so I went
because growing up we had at our outlet mall, we

(38:46):
had a Fuzzy Wigs candy store and I was obsessed
with Fuzzy Wigs. I thought it was the best candy
store ever because they had everything inside. And I worked
at our outlet mall and on my breaks I would
go into Fuzzy Wigs and sometimes I would spend my
a lot of my paycheck in there because it was

(39:08):
just my addiction at the time. I loved it, and
when that store closed, it was devastating for me because
I just loved it. And so I went to the
media night last night and it was fantastic. This place.
I know you had mentioned growing up with it in

(39:29):
Iowa and Corbyn and when not the fuzzy Wigs right
with the Shields, and this place is over three hundred
thousand square feet. I didn't even get to see the
its entirety. It's so big.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
But what about the candy store.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
I was literally like a kid in a candy store.
I walked in with this giant smile on my face
and it brought me right back.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Did they not have a fuzzy Wigs inside Shields?

Speaker 6 (39:57):
Yes? They did.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
I was gonna say, because a lot of these because
I'm looking for locations that are closed, but I've never
heard of this candy store and all of them except
for maybe four, are inside of a Shiels.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
Yeah that's yeah. It endorsement. Oh if they would, I would,
I believe jump on it. And I was like, okay,
maybe this is why God made me a boy mom.
I was meant for this place. And honestly, walking through
this and they gave out big bags of the fuzzy

(40:28):
Wigs candy, huge bags.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Okay, I'm not here. What candy is.

Speaker 6 (40:32):
It's every candy that you can possibly imagine, all of
your favorites, all of your non favorites, every candy you
can imagine. They have it in a Fuzzy wigs candy store.

Speaker 8 (40:41):
What separates it from any other candy store.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
I haven't been in every candy store ever, but I said,
any So you there individual stations and you take a
bag and you put any candy that you want in
this bag, fill it up, and go on your way.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
So they have the old timey candies. They have new candies.
So if you like remember the package, you know, the
packages of runts, they come in a box of the Yeah.
So they have them individuals. If you only like the bananas,
you just get the banananas.

Speaker 8 (41:12):
Oh, they have them separated.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Oh got it.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Yeah, any flavor of the jelly belly jelly beans, you know,
like it's just perfect. It's just everything. Giant jawbreakers, eaty
bitty jaw breakers. It's incredible. They also have a Lego
store inside.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
They have a Lego store inside the Shields. Yeah, they
already got a Lego store inside.

Speaker 6 (41:38):
Them all, and now there's one inside the Shields as well.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
That is bizarre. Yeah, sense.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
There was also a home decor store that at the
moment is filled with Christmas Christmas trees galore, ornaments galore,
even couches that you can uh, you can customize them,
pick out your own fabrics for them. It was incredible.

(42:06):
Could you buy stuff, No, not yet, not until the
official opening, but they were giving away lots of free bees,
and I swear you got hat a cup, t shirts,
candy you could taste. They have a little restaurant inside,
so they were making drinks, coffee, drinks, smoothies and you

(42:27):
could taste the fudge and cookie like. It was awe
some I'm like, okay, aside from grocery shopping, this is
probably the only place I'm ever going to shop again.
I was like again a kid in a candy store.
It was amazing. I loved every second of it. So

(42:47):
I can't wait to do some Christmas shopping there for myself.
I loved it, and I am in the need of
a new couch and I sat on every single one
of them. They sell couches there, yes, and you can
customize them, pick out your own fabric.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
What's the last thing you did for yourself? A case
of cors Light and a pair of single day tickets
to October Fest. The whole reason this is even a
subject is because of Gimpy. So what's the last thing
you did for yourself, Gimpy. I took the day off yesterday.
I think it is about it.

Speaker 8 (43:19):
I don't ever take off of work, right.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Unless somebody's dying, dying, dead, mostly just dead.

Speaker 8 (43:26):
I'll let you even then. I don't think you'll take off.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
I'll wait until after you're dead and then show up
to the funeral or or or you know, some health
related issue, which even then, and I got to break
a leg in order to take off. Let the side,
don't ever take off of work. And and uh, there's
a there's a couple of shows. One of them was
Wednesday night, and that's why I took off yesterday. Was
Sturgel Simpson over there at the Walmart Amphitheater and Rogers.

(43:50):
And I've been I've been a fan of Sturgel for
a long time, and I thought he had retired, and
I was like, I'm never gonna be able to see
him my gun, And then come to find out he's
playing over there, I'm like, well, hell yeah, So I
purchased my tickets. I didn't get them free, not from work,
and I'm from a label. Anything I got, I went

(44:11):
out there and I bought my own damn tickets, and
we went and enjoyed the show, me and my lady,
and it was it was an awesome time. And I'm
doing it again on Monday, so I'm not gonna be
here on Monday. So you guys know, did you go
and like get there in time to go, like have
a drink and dinner and all that. No, we we
we didn't eat, well, we did. We ate there. She

(44:32):
had a like it was like a pulled pork sandwich
or something, and I had barbeque and this girl I know,
all right, and I had some chicken strips or whatever.
So we ate while we were there, and we had
a few drinks while we were there. But we got
there just like maybe thirty minutes before the show started,
so it was too much time to go out and
do anything beforehand. But but we had a great time

(44:53):
and enjoyed the show. That cat played for three hours straight.
Oh kid, no opener at all. It was just him
and and I was I was thoroughly impressed. He doesn't
talk much during his set. You know, some people get
up there front men, they'll get up there and talk
and go on for hour just to give the band
a break. And it was just three hours of non
stop jamming. And I was just I wish that I

(45:16):
was on some kind of hallucinogen launching that show. Because
of the screens that he had, and then just the
flow and the vibe of the music. I was like,
this is amazing. But sitting out there in the grass,
you know, had a great view. It was awesome. Now
people have said it's a really cool venue. It is.
It is. I've only been there. That was my second

(45:37):
time to be at that venue, and I like it.
I think the acoustics are great. I think the whole
layout that they have there is great and probably the
best part out of it all, aside from Washa Sturgel.
I got to meet my girlfriend's sister, Ma. How about that?
Was she that like coincidentally the Oncidentley had no idea
she was going to be there. She's like, hey, I

(45:58):
gotta go to the bathroom. I was like, so do
I you go this way, I'll go that way. We'll
meet back here in front of the pretzels and dah
dah da dah. Right, I had the bathroom. I'm sitting
here waiting and then I get a phone call. I
was like, where the hell you at. She's like, I'm
over here. Where are you at? I was like, I'm
in front of the pretzels where I said i'd be.
I was like, stand, I know what you did. Because
there's two doors coming out of the bathroom. You went

(46:19):
out the other door. I'll meet you over there. And
there she is talking with her sister and I got
to introduce, you know, meet her sister and her sister's
old man. Good people, I think. But yeah, first of
the family members that they live here. Nah, yeah here
in Oklahoma, Yeah, her sister does. Yeah. Yeah, yeah here
in Tulsa.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Oh they live in town, I believe. So yeah crazy yeah, right,
you know who another state and meet somebody that's local.
Ain't that something? Ain't that something? It was a good
time and it felt good to take that time off.
Be honest with me, sure he deserved it. What's the
last thing you did for yourself? A case of course
light and a pair of single day tickets to Octoberfest

(46:55):
BMMS and what that is to eight two nine four five.
Mine is paying for a gym membership. That is one
hundred percent my therapy. That is one hundred percent my
leveling things out. Either you are choking, getting choked, or
a little bit of both. And uh, yesterday got to
choke some people pretty awesome, got choked. Pretty awesome. We

(47:20):
call it you're in guard. Some of you may call
it missionary. It's fine. Whatever. We call it north South,
A lot of you will call it sixty nine whatever.
All right, we want to know from you what's the
last thing you did for yourself? A case of cors
Light and a pair of single day tickets to Good

(47:46):
Morning It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine four six
O kmo D. You can also text BMMS and then
what you want to say to eight two nine four five.
We're giving away beer for frigging Ay Friday. What's the
last thing you did for yourself? Case of course and
a pair of single day tickets to Octoberfest could be yours,
but you got to send a text answering the question
what's the last thing you did for yourself? Bem amss

(48:07):
and what that is to eight two nine four five.
Let's go ahead and play a game. Tickets to Corn,
pick tickets to Corn or up for grabs. That show
is October twenty third at the Bok Center, and we're
gonna play the numbers game.

Speaker 8 (48:19):
You gotta call up take on Lindsey.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Pick the category numbers, percentages, averages and nine one eight
four six oh kmod. You call up, you pick that category,
we'll get five questions and then we'll see how you
do against Lindsey. If she beats you, you get nothing.
But listeners have beaten Lindsey most of the time. So
nine one eight four six oh kmod. Good morning, you're

(48:42):
on the air. What is your name, Philip? Philip? How
are you today?

Speaker 7 (48:48):
I'm doing well?

Speaker 10 (48:49):
I how you good man?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Philip? What category do you want? Numbers?

Speaker 8 (48:52):
Percentages or averages?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Percent percentages? It is? It's five questions from Lindsey. I'm
from GIMPI just to answer them the best that you can.
Are you ready?

Speaker 10 (49:03):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
All right? Phil? Though? What percentage of people living in
Hanoi have consumed cat meat in their lives? What percentage
of people living in all right? Phil? Phil? What percentage
of Chinese people agree that it's not acceptable to eat

(49:27):
cat if they've been abused or tortured? What sixty five percent.
All right, Phil? What percentage of Vietnamese people prefer to
eat cat on the weekends? Twenty percent? Alright, I feel

(49:52):
what percentage of Chinese use to eat cat but don't anymore?
Just kiddy eating phase, That's all it was?

Speaker 6 (50:04):
All right?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Last one here, Phil, what percentage of people in Madagascar
say they've eaten cat? What percentage of people in Madagascar
say they've eaten a cat? Kim, Phil, you know where
you were talking about the literal feline, right, not a
metaphor for something else. Yeah, okay, all right, lindsay, okay,

(50:26):
you just want to make sure. I just want to
make sure all roun in the same direction. Lindza's gonna
come back in. You're gonna get the same five questions and
the categories percentages.

Speaker 8 (50:38):
You ready, lindsay? Okay, right, Lindsey.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
What percentage of people living in Hanoi have consumed cat
meat in their lives in Illinois? Hanoi? Oh?

Speaker 6 (50:50):
Hannoy, hannoy. I'll say nine percent?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
All right, lindsay what percentage of Chinese people agree that
it's not acceptable to eat cats if they've been abused
or tortured?

Speaker 6 (51:08):
Eighty eight percent?

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Eighty eight. All right, Lindsey. What percentage of Vietnamese people
prefer to eat cat on the weekends?

Speaker 6 (51:21):
Two percent?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Only on the weekends. All right, Lindsy. What percentage of
Chinese used to eat cat but don't anymore?

Speaker 6 (51:35):
Three percent?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
All right, Lindsey. Last one here, what percentage of people
in Madagascar say they've eaten cat?

Speaker 6 (51:48):
Two percent?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Now I'm gonna say the same thing to you that
I said to Philip, and that is, you know, we're
talking about the actual feeline, not a metaphor for something else. Right, Okay,
all right, let's go ahead and get our answers. Prograbs
pit tickets to see Corn at the Bok Center on
October twenty third, pit tickets.

Speaker 8 (52:04):
Question one, gimpe.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
The question is what percentage of people living in Hanoi
have consumed cat meat in their lives? Philip said fifteen percent.
Lindsey said nine percent, and the answer is eight percent.
Lindsay was now date eight percent is the answer. She
was off by one, So you've got one point. She's
on the board. You need at least three, Lindsay to
block Philip from getting those tickets. Question two, number two,

(52:26):
what percentage of Chinese people agree that it's not acceptable
to eat cats if they've been abused or tortured. Well,
Phil says sixty five percent and Lindsay said eighty eight percent.
The answer is seventy five percent. Philip got that one right,
it's one to one. The question is what percentage of
Vietnamese people prefer to eat cat on the weekends. Phil

(52:50):
said twenty percent of them do it as a weekend thing.
Lindsay said to two percent. The answer is thirty two concent. Oh,
got that one right. I think you're thinking about it wrong.
You're seeing you're seeing it like it's a treat where
maybe they don't like it's more of a Monay through
Friday thing. Got you alright? And moving forward, the question

(53:15):
is what percentage of Chinese used to eat cat but
don't anymore? It was just a baze. Philip said eighty
percent of them used to eat cat but don't anymore.
Lindsay said three percent of them used to eat the
cat but don't anymore. I answer four percent. Not very many,
but it's enough for Lindsay to be almost right, exactly right.

(53:36):
So it's tied two to two. Yeah, it was in college.
The college thing. You know your mom in college. She
hate cat? Right, all right? Last one here I did.
That's true. That's good. I was at a party, a
little drunk. Get a little drunk. Last question, not for

(53:59):
grab tickets. Pay pit tickets to see Corn at the
Bok Center on Wednesday, October twenty third. Get your tickets
Bokacenter dot com. The final question to find out if
Phillip's gonna get those tickets. Question is what percentage of
people in Madagascar say they've eaten cats? Phil said ten percent,
Lindsey set a mere two percent, and the answer it's

(54:22):
thirty four percent. Well, Philip got that one right, dude.
Congratulations man, thank you you.

Speaker 10 (54:28):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
I bought my I bought my daughter and my wife
tickets to Corn, and I wasn't gonna get to go.

Speaker 10 (54:35):
So this is awesome.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Now it's a family affair. You get pit tickets. They
have to sit in seats. Is my daughter's first concert too,
so rock and roll. That's so cool. You get to
do it all together. Now, man, hang on the line,
so give back to get your excellent job. Would you
eat cat? Lindsay, hell, now, give me. I need a
cat or two. I mean, if I was there and

(54:58):
they're like, hey, we have cat on the menu. I
go okay. But if I was just like, hey, man,
you want to try some cat, I would be like,
I'm good. I think if somebody prepares it at their house,
you know, and they're like, hey, come over for dinner,
and they're like, all right, cool, I'm here. What we're having, Well,
we're eating freak a seed. B line am in Little Siamese. Yeah,

(55:20):
little Simi says, yeah, I'm in. I mean, because you know,
a one, I don't want to offend the host, you
know what I mean. I mean, if you're there, sure,
but you could also not go to the house. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (55:33):
I wonder what goes good with it?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
What goes good with cat?

Speaker 6 (55:37):
Like what wine pairing.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
And or food not like sparagus, maybe probably okra. That
means I know, I bet, I bet cat's good. I
bet it's real moist. This is the juiciest cat ever.
Give it away beer for freaking a Friday. What's the
last thing you did for yourself? A case of cors

(55:58):
Light and a pair of single day tickets to Octoberfest.
We're gonna do that when we come back, So get
your text to us. What's the last thing you did
for yourself?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back to the Big
Mad Morning Show, Tulsa's Rock Station ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Good Morning. It's the Big Mad Morning shown six o KMOD.
You can also text bmms and then what you want
to say to A two nine four five. We are
going to be giving away beer for frigging a Friday.
What's the last thing you did for yourself? Case a

(56:53):
Coors Light and a pair of single day tickets to
Octoberfest are up for grabs. You've never been to Octoberfest.
It is a good time and a staple of Tulsa.
What are the jewels of things that happened in this community?
And they so much fun stuff, something for everyone. They
do a dance night, and that's not like I mean,
I guess you could dance any way you want, but

(57:16):
like they do like dance. They have a special dinner,
they do we ney dog races. There is there's videos
to watch all the football games. There is something for
everyone that goes down over at the Octoberfest and it's
just it's a good time. I've been so many times

(57:36):
and done so many live broadcasts there. It is an
experience that anybody in this town should experience. And every
year it evolves and gets a little bit better, and
they do something a little bit different to try and
keep it going. It is an ultimate experience when you
go out there. If you love outdoor festivals, it's a staple.
I have some friends who are going out of town
and they were like, well, we've got we can't go

(57:58):
that weekend because it's out to Oberfest. It's such a
big deal to them. Uh So we're gonna give away
some tickets to that. We all for freaking a Friday.
And all you gotta do is answer the question what's
the last thing you did for yourself? And Eric is
on now? Hey Eric, how are you? I'm good? Eric.
What's the last thing you did for yourself?

Speaker 9 (58:21):
Five days a day drinking on the cruise?

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Five days of day drinking on a cruise. Yes, where
did you go? Ah, roach, Mexico? Where were your ports?
All right? We took out.

Speaker 9 (58:36):
From Galvestans Maya and cast them out.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Is it just you and your old lady or did
you have the whole family?

Speaker 11 (58:43):
Or what the whole family?

Speaker 8 (58:46):
What was the best drink on the floating prison?

Speaker 1 (58:53):
I don't know what.

Speaker 11 (58:55):
I hand the whole time.

Speaker 9 (58:57):
So we're all great, and did you every bar?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
And did you get like a bill at the end?
How much was your final bill for all that alcohol?
Oh no, we did that right on?

Speaker 9 (59:09):
Mand dollars?

Speaker 1 (59:12):
What was the per person? What was the total cost
including flight to do this? We didn't apply.

Speaker 9 (59:19):
We said that after he didn't all sit down. It
was four thousand, five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Wow for how many people?

Speaker 10 (59:26):
Four?

Speaker 1 (59:27):
That's that's not bad man. Right on, we're gonna houn
you up. Gimpy, go ahead and tell him exactly what
he's gonna get. And Oldcorna can't do much for himself,
having a young family in all, but when he does,
he usually eats a large pizza by himself. I've found
in October which overfest next week And here's a case
occurs like back to you guys. Hang on the line there, Eric,

(59:48):
so Gimpy can make sure he's got the right info
and have a fantastic weekend.

Speaker 10 (59:53):
Absolutely, thank you, thanks man.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Let's see what Kimpi has in his four by four buckle.
It says here that health insurance premiums are rising again.
The cost of employer health insurance is up seven percent.

Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
For a second straight year, hurting both.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Employers and workers. That's according to the annual survey released
by the nonprofit health policy organizers KFF. Consecutive years of
increased healthcare cost have added more than three thousand dollars
to the average family premium, which reached about twenty five
thousand this year. Twenty three rescued after equipment malfunction at

(01:00:36):
a Colorado mine. One of them's dead and equipment malfunction
involving an elevator system at the Molly Kathleen gold Mine
and Cripple Creek left over twenty people trapped in the
mine yesterday afternoon, hundreds of feet underground. Two of those
rescued were children, with four people seen for minor healthcare.

(01:00:58):
Cripple Creek is roughly two hours south of Denver, just
west Colorado Springs. Okay, why would there be kids down there?
I mean there are mine shafts that like you can
go down and exploring style like touristy stuff. Yeah, get
if you get a chance, go look at the what
was it called Cripple Creek? Is that what it is?

(01:01:19):
The Cripple Creek mine, and the people like there's videos
online of people doing it. Dude, there's like four people
in this tiny elevator and it's dark the whole way
it looks. Yeah, I think I'm good on that. I've been.
I don't really love getting in caves because it's so
I feel claustrophobic in them because I know there's no
way out. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:01:38):
When we did the Catacombs, I get to bring back.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
I mean in France, Uh, you go down this really
narrow circular staircase in and I mean it's and when
you're down there and you realize, hey, there's no way out,
And it felt completely different than the limestone caves I've
been in up in Kansas City, where you like the
radio station used to store stuff in there. Yeah, so

(01:02:00):
it was like massive entrances. It felt safer. Yeah, I
think I'm good either way. But isn't this this thing
in Colorado. Isn't it like a like a one hundred
year old mind shaft or something like that. I don't know.
It didn't say, but it's reasons like that why I'm
not going in. I'm just saying, Hey, Diddy's trial is

(01:02:21):
set for May. Old Diddy, dressed in his prison garb
and blowing kisses to his family, appeared before a new
judge in a case in Manhattan Federal Court, where trial
date was set for May fifth. Meanwhile, prosecutors said close
to one hundred electronic devices were sees from his LA
and Miami homes, as well as on him at a

(01:02:44):
Florida airport and during his arrest in Manhattan last month.
Old Diddy remains in custody pending his latest bail attempt.
And then lastly, here for all you train lovers out there,
Union Pacific stops of JUPI Oh not that got it?
Different kind of train. I'll leave the joke alhome. Union

(01:03:06):
Pacifics Big Boy. Are we sure that's not the same true?
Not a movie's time, isn't it weird? Train? I had
a different thought, You had a different thought, and either
one of those are correct. Nope. Union Pacifics Big Boy
is in Oklahoma this Sunday and Monday. Union Pacifics Big
Boy four zero one four the largest and most powerful

(01:03:27):
steam locomotive in the world. We'll be passing through Oklahoma
this weekend, well, Sunday and Monday. Anyway. This refurbished train
from the nineteen forties is on an eight week Heartland
of America tour through ten states, and Oklahoma is lucky
enough to have three stops on its tour. I was
just looking at the catalog of train that we have
in the system. No, there's a lot. Actually, really, Train's

(01:03:51):
a huge band, dude. I tend corectly Food.

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
Another team has punched their ticket to Major League Baseball's
Championship Series. The Yankees took down the Royals three to
one from Kaufman Stadium to earn their second appearance in
the American League Championship Series over the past three years.
On the other side of the American League bracket, the
Guardians forced to Game five following a five to four
win over the Tigers. The Central rivalry reaches its peak

(01:04:24):
Saturday afternoon, when the side square off from Cleveland, with
the winner facing the Bronx Bombers in the next round. Meanwhile,
an elimination game takes place in the National League Friday night.
The Dodgers host the Padres and a winner to take
all matchup from LA for a right to play the
Mets in the National League Championship Series.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Yeah, listen as a Royals fan, I disappointed we went
from fifty wins last year to make it to the
playoffs this year and it doesn't suck.

Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
Yeah, The Jets are making another change with the coaching staff.
Interim coach Jeff Oldberg announced Thursday that offensive coordinator Nathaniel
Hackett will no longer be calling the plays. Former Tennessee
Titans offensive coordinator and current passing game coordinator Todd Downing
will be taken over the offensive play calling duties. Hackett

(01:05:11):
will remain on the staff in an undisclosed role.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Is that the one that Aaron Rodgers wanted to come
to the Jets with him?

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Yeah, Aaron Rodgers is calling the place?

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
But but is Hacket the one that that he wanted? Yeah, okay,
and that's the one that Salah wanted to get.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Rid of allegedly.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Okay, so he's really not getting his way, Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
I think Aaron Rodgers is getting his way. He wanted Salagan.
He wanted to be in control.

Speaker 6 (01:05:44):
Yeah, but Olbrick's saying, and keep.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
My friend employed. Yeah, he's getting his way.

Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
But he's removing him from what he was doing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
I think that that is just a happy medium. I
think that Aaron Rodgers wanted to call the plays. He
wanted to be in full control of the off. Imagine
having the crappy game that he's had and then blame
it on other people.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
Sure wild Olberg also mentioned that he will remain the
defensive coordinator and will continue to call plays on the
side of the ball. New York fired Robert Salah on Tuesday.
Gangreen is tied for second in the AFC East at
two and three and host the Buffalo Bills on Monday
Night Football. And that's your Balls to the Wall Sports.
I'm Lindsay in ninety seven to five KYM movie.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six, Oh kmod. You can also text bmmass
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five, Good morning Lindsay.

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
Good morning Corbyn. If you want to see the Dallas
Cowboys play on Sunday in Arlington, will our friends at
Miller LTE want to send you listen during the Wall
Sports and I'll give you the details on how to
win those tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Good morning, Gimpy, whoa wow, Good morning Corbin. Uh, you
just got your first keyword to rock the bank. You've
got twelve more chances throughout the day, so just keep
on listening. You hear that keyword. You grab that keyword
and you plug it in at the website that rocks
kmod dot com. We're also giving away beer for freaking
a Friday. What's the last thing you did for yourself?
A case of cors Light and a pair of single

(01:07:26):
day tickets to Octoberfest could be yours, BMMS and whatever
that is to eight two nine four five, what's the
last thing you did for yourself? Time for Daystes of
Time Trivia. This is where we do a trivia contest.
To avoid getting shocked. You must answer all the questions correctly.
If you get it wrong, you will get shocked. The
last time we played this, Lindsey was the last one
to go, so she gets to decide who's going first.

Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
It is Gimpy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Oh hooray, I've been waiting for this moment all day,
all right, So there is the charging. Lindsay will ask
the questions. I have got the apparatus to dude the shocking,
and so Lindsay will open her envelope and ask the
questions to Gimpy. Once he's all strapped on and if
he has to get it right to avoid getting shocked.

Speaker 8 (01:08:10):
We don't write these questions.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
They're written outside the room, and so we have no
idea what they say, what the topic is about. We
have kind of gotten on to him a couple of
times where we found out he found it online and
then the answer was incorrect. But Brady is a big
help to us to make sure this happens.

Speaker 8 (01:08:28):
Are we ready, lindsay?

Speaker 10 (01:08:30):
I am?

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Okay, here we go. Let's have it all right?

Speaker 6 (01:08:33):
Question?

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Got it works?

Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
Question number one? What is the only US state to
end in the letter G?

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Wyoming? Final answer?

Speaker 6 (01:08:50):
The only US state to end in the letter G.
You say Wyoming, and the correct answer.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Is why it makes sense? Sobody, you didn't say Hawaii?
Yeah right? Oh Georgia no ends with G, doesn't start
with G? All right?

Speaker 8 (01:09:08):
Question two?

Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
Question two? What type of race in swimming combines four
different swimming styles?

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
What kind of swimming race has four different swimming styles?
I don't know much about swimming races, to be honest
with you. You got the breast stroke, the butterfly. Give
me the question again so I can sit here and
ponder on it. It's not all silent.

Speaker 6 (01:09:40):
What type of race and swimming combines four different swimming.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Styles, four different swimming stiles, A quad something another I
have no idea, so prepare to give me the shaker korbincus.
I am just going to say a relay race, I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
Final answer, yeah, yeah, yeah. What type of race in
swimming combines four different swimming styles? You say relay?

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Yeah, I know that's not right.

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
And the correct answer eels. Do you know it? Corbyn?

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
I was gonna say free style, okay, but I feel
like that's dealer's choice.

Speaker 8 (01:10:22):
I think relay may be right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
It is actually medley.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Oh good, old medley, like a fruit medley, vegetable medley. Yeah. Yeah,
that's good. Right, it's good. That's good.

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
Like a song.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Sure, that's melody, yes, melody, nice lady. Gas Question number three,
it's charged, real good. I can tell.

Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
What is the process used by plants to convert to
convert energy from sunlight and store it in chemical bonds?

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Photosynthesis? Final answer, very confident.

Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
There the process used by plants to convert energy from
sunlight and store it in chemical bonds? You say photosynthesis.
The correct answer is photosynthesis.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Yeah, that's right. Good job you paying attention to science.
Yeah right, you had two of them right out of
the shoot. You were ready right away. Yeah, yeah, it's
just that swimming one. I just don't And I my
mom was huge on the Olympics. She loved watching them
all the time, and I never really got into it.
I just watched it with her, just, you know, because

(01:11:41):
he is him, So I never really paid attention to,
like what the different categories or what they were called
or whatever. So I'm happy with getting shocked just once.
I've watched plenty of swimming, especially when Michael Phelps was
on his run, and I don't recall the medley. Yeah,
but now that it's been said, I'm like, Okay, that

(01:12:02):
feels familiar. But freestyle backstroke all that I have butterfly
is freestyle.

Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
I think freestyle is like dealer's choice type.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Yeah, I think that's what I said. Yeah, swam however
you want to swim. Okay, okay, cool, Let's see who's going.
Lindsey will be going next, all right, So Gimpi will
do the shining. I will do the questions, and we
will see how Lindsay does. Will she have the same
success as Gimpi while she's doing that. What's the last

(01:12:31):
thing you did for yourself? A case of cores light
and a pair of single day tickets to Octoberfest bmmss
and whatever that is to eight two nine four five
bm mess and whatever that is to eight two nine
four five.

Speaker 6 (01:12:45):
Oh yeah, it's on.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Oh that is question one? What color is the numbers
zero on a roulette table? What color is the number
zero on a roulette table? What are you laughing for?
Because I'm glad I didn't pick that, envelow?

Speaker 8 (01:13:03):
What color is the number zero on a roulette table?

Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
I mean fifty to fifty shot? Here right, fifty to
fifty shot. I don't play roulette, So this is a
complete guess. And I'm just gonna go with my gut
instinct and say black. I have no This is complete
guess and just black. Final answer?

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
What color is the number zero on a roulette table?
You said black? The correct answer is green. What how
about that? To know that there's three colors, red and
black except the zeros zero double zero are green?

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Oh god? Yeah, So all right? Did I not get you?

Speaker 6 (01:13:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
Oh, there you go. What art of fact from Greek
mythology contained all the evils of the world? And hope,
what artifact from Greek mythology contained all the evil evils
of world? And hope an artifact. Well, what artifact from

(01:14:20):
Greek mythology contained all the evils of world? And Hope.

Speaker 6 (01:14:31):
I don't know this, but I know that the evil
eye is supposed to keep the evil spirits away and
it's a charm.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
What artifact from Greek mythology contained all the evils of
the world?

Speaker 6 (01:14:53):
And Hope, I'm just gonna go with the Greek I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Greek iye, not Greek guy? Right, final answer, What artifact
from Greek mythology contained all the evils of the world?
And Hope? You said Greek guy or Greek eye? I
love that you're correct to me. In case maybe it's accurate, right, right,
the correct answer is Pandora's box. Yeah, I'm surprised you

(01:15:23):
didn't know that.

Speaker 8 (01:15:23):
I don't know what's the Greek eye thing?

Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
Uh So, it's blue and it's got a little eye
emblem in the center of it, and if you wear it,
it's supposed to keep you safe.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Again, I'm not familiar with.

Speaker 6 (01:15:36):
Because I have one, I'll bring it in and show you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
I'm sure there's this third eye thing type of thing
that exists, but in terms of Greek mythology, I've never
heard anything like that. Uh huh, Yeah, I'm surprise didn't
know Pandora's Box because it's hugely referenced all over Horror Move,
you know, open up Pandora's Box and all the evils
are out. So so far Lindsay has gotten shocked twice.

Speaker 8 (01:15:57):
There's a third question.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
And if there's gonna be a third question that she
has a chance of getting, I think it's this Wow, Okay?
What kind of nuts are used in a Waldorf salad?
What kind of nuts are used in a Waldorf salad?
Lindsay feels like a Waldorf salad kind of person.

Speaker 6 (01:16:15):
I think they're walnuts.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
What kind of nuts are used in a Waldorf salad?

Speaker 6 (01:16:26):
I think it's a walnut because pecans are in the pies.
Oh wait, it could be pistachios. I don't I don't
eat Waldorf.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
I've never had a Waldorf salad before.

Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
I believe in the Waldorf salad there's like apples.

Speaker 8 (01:16:53):
What kind of nuts are used in a Waldorf salad?

Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
Of a I'm gonna go with my gut? Was wald or.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Or?

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Am I going with walnut because of waldor the w's
or is it a pisch? Pistachios are yummy?

Speaker 8 (01:17:17):
What kind of nuts are used in a Waldorf salad?

Speaker 6 (01:17:20):
I'll say, I'll go with a I'll go, oh, son of.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
A crap, what kind of nuts are used in a
Waldorf salad? Oh? My god?

Speaker 8 (01:17:40):
What kind of nuts are used in a Waldorf salad?

Speaker 6 (01:17:43):
What are the sade? And maybe an almond? Because vanilla
almond vanilla extract? Is it good in salads? Almonds? Maybe,
son of a crack. Almonds are using a lot of
different salads.

Speaker 8 (01:18:01):
What kind of nuts are used in a Waldorf salad?

Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
Almonds? Final answer?

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
What kind of nuts are using a wal Door salad?
You said, pistachios, almonds, sliced almonds, walnuts, almonds, pistachios landed
finally on almonds, The correct answer is.

Speaker 8 (01:18:23):
Walnuts.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Beach Waldorf salad is made up of apples, celery, walnuts,
and grapes tossed with mayonnaise and served on a bed
of lettuce. Yeah, that doesn't sound good at all.

Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
It doesn't. It sounds god awful.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
You should have went with your gut. I mean, I
didn't work for you with Roulette, but al one, I
feel like you're a Waldorf salad person. She's a redd
salad man. If if I was guessing I may yellow
salad cheese.

Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
No, I hate yellow blue cheese wedge salad all day long?

Speaker 8 (01:19:00):
Maybe, uh, what's the salad with?

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Uh? Whipped cream and pineapples and his al you feel
like an Ambrosia Waldorf person to be uh all right,
Lindsey was three for three. Gimbi only got shocked once.
We're gonna take a break. We can come back. It'll
be my turn. What's the last thing you did for yourself?
A case of course light and a pair of single
day tickets to october Fest. Good morning, It's the Big

(01:19:42):
Mad Morning Show nine one, eight four six, Oh K
M O D. Can also text BMMS and then what
you want to say to eight two nine four five.
And we are getting people registered for a chance to
win some beer. We call it friggin Day Friday. What's
the last last thing you did for yourself? Case of

(01:20:03):
cors light in a pair of single day tickets to
October Fest BMMS and what that is to eight two
nine four five. We're in the third stage of Taser
Time Trivia, where you get asked three questions and if
you get any of them wrong, you get shocked for
each one you get wrong and Lindsay has gone.

Speaker 8 (01:20:19):
She got shocked all three times.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
GIMPI only got one shock, that's right, and now it
is my turn to go at least two. You need
to get shocked at least twice.

Speaker 8 (01:20:30):
Great to fill the uh to fill the form. Yeah, yeah,
I'm on as well.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
So Gimmey's got the questions and uh he's gonna start asking,
all right, make sure you can't see anything, all right, Corbyn.
Question number one? Who is Cassius Clay Junior better known
as Muhammad Ali? Final answer? All right? The question is
who is Cashius Klay Junior better known as you said,
Muhammad Ali? The answer is Muhammad Ali or Muhammad right? Whatever? Yes, congratulations, thanks,

(01:21:00):
got to get these other two wrong. I'm on it
all right, Dan you ready? Yes? All right? Question number two,
if your zodiac sign is a fish, in which two
months could you have been born? If your zodiac sign
is a fish, in which two months could you have
been born? I know one zodiac sign, uh huh mine

(01:21:24):
which is? And I can't even tell you with certainty
the months it cut? Well, I feel like I could Capricorn,
and I only know it's December and January because I'm
a January baby, and my dad was born December twenty
like at the end of the month, right, so he
was Capricorn as well. So I know that's that's the

(01:21:45):
end of this conversation. That's the end of my knowledge
of astrological horoscopal bs. So the question is, if your
zodiac sign is a fish, which two months could you
have been born? I mean, I feel like I can
eliminate too, So now I've just got to figure out

(01:22:08):
which of the ten left that it's going to be.
I know it. God, I don't even know what my
wife is really is that a thing to know? I
think you should know what your wife's zodiac sign really,
How she wants her coffee, Yes, what I should order

(01:22:32):
for her as a cocktail if we're at a bar, Yes,
maybe order dinner for her. Sure her zodiac sign? I
don't know if that's something you need to know. If
your zodiac sign is a beeche, which two months could
you have been born in?

Speaker 8 (01:22:47):
The part that'll suck is if this is her month,
I bet you'll never forget You'll never forget it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
You are absolutely right on that, And part of me
is telling it is her month.

Speaker 8 (01:23:01):
So I'm just gonna go with that that way.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
If I'm in like, if I'm right, awesome, okay, And
if I'm incorrect, I'm be in the same boat either way.
If your zodiac sign is a fish, in which two
months could you have been born?

Speaker 8 (01:23:15):
Yeah, I'm gonna say January and February.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
You say January February. Yes, January and February. It doesn't matter, Okay.
I was waiting for you to imagine I'm gonna get
it wrong, all right. If your zodiac sign is a fish,
excuse me, I was eating chips earlier. If your zodix
sign is a fish, in which two months could you
have born? You said January February. The answer is February

(01:23:42):
and mar I was gonna change it too, I'm telling you, yeah, long, Yeah,
I really didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:23:54):
It's just because.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Why would you say yes? I did. I think it's
catching up for old times, because it's question three. All right,
Damn I almost changed it too, Yeah, yep, but you didn't.
And listen, I got February right. February is per month,
so it's all good. You're half right. That doesn't help
you any because you got fully shocked. Yeah, last question here,
are you ready? Yeah, what is plastic made of? Like

(01:24:19):
all the compounds, that's just the question. What is plastic
made of? Oil? Okay, petroleum? Oil? Yeah? Because if I
say oil, but the answer is petroleum, is that correct
or incorrect? I'm gonna say I'm gonna say oil because

(01:24:43):
of all the talk of it lately, and I think,
excell somebody was like, we're gonna stop doing it, and
they're like, you haven't done anything like that. I'm gonna
say oil. Final answer, all right, what is plastic made of?
You said oil? Plastic is actually made of crude? Oil
or petroleum? Would have taken you of the one. I'll

(01:25:06):
still count it. I agree. What do you think, Lina?
I think you shouldn have it oil? Oil, crude oil.
It's the same thing. If I would have said oil
or water, oil and water, I think you could have
shocked me because I clearly.

Speaker 8 (01:25:20):
Was not in the right arena, right right, or vegetable.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Oil or something to that effect.

Speaker 8 (01:25:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, any not oil, It would never be
a not oil.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Those are horrible. Have you heard you said oil? And
we know what you're talking about, So that's fair enough. Solo.
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna have to ask my wife
if I need to know her. Do you know your
husband's Oh and what is it? Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:25:43):
Does he know yours?

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Yes? How competent. Why would he know that? Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:25:49):
He he knows a lot of them. I think he
knows all of our kids too.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
He really, Because this is driving me, great.

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
Fair statement into the microphone. Hey, aunt is a Tarot
card reader, so she's into that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
So he grew up is tarot zodiac though, that's all
part of it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
Yes, yeah, it's in that Yeah, that same family type thing,
so he grew up around it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
I mean I grew up reading horoscopes because I thought
that was like a thing you get the paper and
look and see what your horoscope is.

Speaker 6 (01:26:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:26:24):
Did you ever read anybody else's horoscopes?

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Just yea where they were? Yeah? And you never looked
at the dates and been like you, he's never registered
scorpios in November? You know it? Never registered? Okay, that's fair.

Speaker 8 (01:26:38):
I have to know your a scorpio by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Good. I'm glad we're getting this all worked out and
things are starting to fall into place. Finally with the show,
I think we've established you never know when you're gonna
need this information, So just saying if sure, if Brady
comes up with the question what is Lindsay's zodiac sign?
If he starts doing personal questions, the game changing dramatically.

Speaker 8 (01:27:02):
All Right, we got to take a break. We're giving
away beer.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
What's the last thing you did for your sayself, a
case of cores Light, and a pair of single day
tickets to Octoberfest. We'll be back. Four of The Big
Man Morning Show is NET Good morning. It's The Big

(01:27:25):
Man Morning Show nine four six oh kmod can also
text BMMS and then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five. We are giving away beer
for freaking a Friday. We do it every Friday when
we're here, and we have tickets for Octoberfest to give
you and a case of cores Light, BMMS and whatever

(01:27:46):
that is to eight two nine four five. We'll get
you on the phone. You're getting the hookup like Jeff
is about to Hey, Jeff, how are you there? Good
brother Jeff? What is the last thing you did for yourself?

Speaker 11 (01:27:58):
I bought a huge Houston Texans jersey, one of the
new one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
Like that special alternates They just displayed this last week
last week.

Speaker 11 (01:28:09):
Yeah, it's a really really dark. I'm black and kind
of kind of gives homage to the Oilers colors a little.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Bit, you know. Yeah, yeah, no, that that color set
is that is tight looking. Who'd you get?

Speaker 10 (01:28:23):
I bought Tank Dell.

Speaker 11 (01:28:25):
I was gonna get I was going to get my
birth year. But it seems to offend a.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Lot of people.

Speaker 8 (01:28:30):
So how long have you been a Houston fan?

Speaker 10 (01:28:34):
Since?

Speaker 11 (01:28:34):
Nineteen seventy three?

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Okay? Wow?

Speaker 8 (01:28:37):
So last year though, there were hope was there with
c J.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
Stroud.

Speaker 8 (01:28:40):
You had to have been very excited.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
About the urgency that he showed and became so good
right out of the shoot.

Speaker 11 (01:28:49):
And you know, a lot of the teams nowadays, they
have learned how to how to make these these rookie
quarterbacks really really good right out of the shoes. I mean,
there's so many of them that are really good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Yeah, he.

Speaker 11 (01:29:03):
Had the same kind of of Deshaun Watson kind of
vibe about him when they when they drafted him. But
I just knew with their with their new coach man,
I just knew that he was gonna be a he
was gonna be a superstar.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Yeah. You could watch any interview with him and his
demeanor and how he carries himself and how football forward
thinking he is and not like football is awesome, just
the way his mind works when.

Speaker 8 (01:29:26):
Thinking about football is.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
He's a different type of player than some of the
other quarterbacks you see out there.

Speaker 10 (01:29:32):
So yeah, and he's an amazing human being.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Yes, yeah, you can tell he's a good dude. Yeah, yeah,
right on, man, that's a good investment. How much?

Speaker 11 (01:29:42):
Well it was originally it was like one hundred and
thirty dollars, but I but I had a coupon for
Fanatics and I got it.

Speaker 10 (01:29:50):
I think the toad was like eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Nice, good on you, brother. Hang on the line, so
Gimpi can get YOURID. Oh, gimp go ahead and tell
him exactly what he's gonna get. Will pills go wrong?
But are you kidding me? Everything I do I do
for myself. If there's nothing in it for me, I
don't want to mess with it. But I will give
you a case of Kurz Light and the pair of
tickets to Walktoberfest. Man, you cozy, he's only doing that

(01:30:16):
because he has to hang on the line, Jeff.

Speaker 8 (01:30:18):
So Gimpie can get your info and have a great weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
Friend.

Speaker 12 (01:30:20):
Okay, thanks Van appreciate it, brother, Let's see what Lindsay
has for Balls to the Wall Sports.

Speaker 6 (01:30:36):
The Ravens and Commanders will square off on Sunday in
the charm City in what some are calling the game
of the week in the NFL. The Commanders have won
four straight and are four and one on the season.
They are led by rookie quarterback Jayden Daniels. He has
lit the league on fire with a seventy seven point
one percent completion percentage, thirty five yards, four touchdowns, and

(01:31:01):
two interceptions so far through five games. He has also
added three hundred yards and four touchdowns on the ground.
The Ravens have won three in a row and are
three and two overall. Running Back Derrick Henry looks the
best he has ever has, with five hundred and seventy
two yards and six touchdowns in five games.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Listen to this weekend for New York Sports. Sunday Night,
Jets and Mets play at the same time Monday Mets
Dodgers Mets at Dodgers or Padres so they play in
the NLCS. On Monday, Yankees host Game one of the ALCS,
and the Jets host the Bills on Monday Night Football

(01:31:41):
as a new if you're a New York Dirk like
that is a really great as what twenty four hours
of entertainment yea of sports.

Speaker 6 (01:31:49):
Yeah. NFL Sunday is kicking off from London for the
second straight week. Trevor Lawrence and the Jacksonville Jaguars are
set to challenge Caleb Williams and the Chicago Bears at
Tottenham Spur Stadium in the second of three NFL London
games this season. The Bears are riding a two game
winning streak across the Atlantic Ocean, while the Jags are
fresh off their first win of the season. Jacksonville has

(01:32:12):
won six of eleven games it has played in London
since twenty thirteen. The Jags will remain in London to
take on the New England Patriots at Wembley Stadium on
October twentieth.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
I really like watching the games when they started at
eight am. Sure, I don't know if my wife loves it,
but I'll watch from like eight am until definitely until
after three o'clock. I go watch the three o'clock game,
and then that night I'll check in and in on
it like it is. It is a well over twelve
hours of watching football.

Speaker 6 (01:32:43):
Yeah, and now it's time for your Dallas Cowboys update,
brought to you by our friends at Miller Lyte. The
Cowboys have won back to back games and are fresh
off a twenty to seventeen win over the Pittsburgh Steelers
on Sunday Night Football. Prescott ranks second in the NFL
with one four hundred twenty four passing yards this season.
On the flip side, the Cowboys have the thirty first

(01:33:05):
ranked rushing offense in the NFL at just eighty two
yards per game. Dallas is sitting second in the NFC
East at three and two. The Lions come off there
bye week and have also won two straight games. They
come off a forty two to twenty nine takedown of
the Seattle Seahawks in Week four. Goff set in an NFL
record by completing all eighteen of his passing attempts for

(01:33:26):
two hundred and ninety two yards and two touchdowns in
that contest. The Lions have the sixth ranked rushing offense
that is led by the two headed attack of Jamar
Gibbs and David Montgomery. Detroit a second in the NFC
North at three and one. The Cowboys have won six
in a row over the Lions dating back to twenty fifteen.
If you want to win standing room only tickets to

(01:33:47):
this Sunday's Cowboys game in Arlington, open the iHeartRadio app,
use the talkback feature and tell us to give you
those Cowboys tickets. That's your balls to the Wall sports.
I'm Wenday in ninety seven to five.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Hey m, good morning, it's the Big Man Morning Show.
Nine four six oh kmod. You can also text bmmass
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five, Good morning, Lindsay.

Speaker 6 (01:34:22):
Good morning Corbyn. Happy thirty sixth points star birthday to
Miss Sophia night. You can watch this. Saucy Scott in
the British are coming and I like you bound and
gagged and sluts on the clock.

Speaker 8 (01:34:37):
Good morning, Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
I don't know if you know this or not, but
october Fest starts next week Thursday through Sunday. At all
your details A tolls Octoberfest dot org. All right, uh,
let's go ahead and do some willy nilly anything you
want to talk about, bring up something new, go back
to something, your chance down the show roulette. I mean,

(01:35:05):
it could be anything you want you just gotta you
just got to pick something to talk about. A couble
ways nine one eight four six, oh, k od or
you can text bm my mess and then whatever that
is to eight two nine four five. We didnt get
to this, but what it was? It twelve thousand tips
came in on the ditty tip line. Yeah, twelve thousand.

Speaker 8 (01:35:32):
That's an insane number.

Speaker 6 (01:35:34):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
You're like, oh, we'll just see how many we get,
and then you're trying to sort through twelve thousand.

Speaker 6 (01:35:43):
I'm sure a bunch of those were fakes, you know.

Speaker 8 (01:35:50):
Okay, let's just say three quarters of day.

Speaker 6 (01:35:52):
Absolutely, it's still a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:35:55):
Willie nilly.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
How about this dude, I've been wondering how you're doing,
Jaje PC. We haven't heard from you while Are you good?

Speaker 10 (01:36:05):
Traveling in worlds and dimensions that you get on the
dream of?

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Ain't that the truth? Friend?

Speaker 8 (01:36:11):
Glad to hear from you. What's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:36:14):
We're just wanting to come out of the cave.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
Yeah, it's it's been a minute, like maybe even six months,
if not longer. I won't stay longer than that. Since
we've heard from this guy.

Speaker 10 (01:36:28):
It was the chance of last year.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
Your smoke alarms giving me anxiety.

Speaker 10 (01:36:35):
Yeah you said that last time every day?

Speaker 8 (01:36:39):
Yeah yeah, if only there was an option.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
So where you've been? Okay, I'll ask you some questions.
You can just say yes or no. Okay, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:36:47):
Have you been working?

Speaker 10 (01:36:51):
Uh on myself?

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
Good?

Speaker 8 (01:36:53):
Good for you?

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
Man? Have you been to jail?

Speaker 10 (01:36:58):
I had to call the police there. What's and I've
been fired? I'm being framed now down here where I'm
living at now the people are trying to get so
I don't want to much.

Speaker 8 (01:37:09):
Why Why did the police get called on you?

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (01:37:13):
People are hard trying to frame you down.

Speaker 8 (01:37:17):
Oh what are they framing you for?

Speaker 10 (01:37:22):
Uh? This person happened and dropping it on my yard?
Got all these another truckers down here one day? Get
it just the same name.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
Your ability to muffle your call at the exact moment
is just beautiful, sir.

Speaker 8 (01:37:45):
What else is going on with you?

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
Man?

Speaker 10 (01:37:48):
Uh? I just said it would be weird. They be.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
No man exactly one. Yeah. Somebody text in and said, uh,
the one eyed spotted sheep is alive. So people are
glad to hear from you. All right, Last question for you,

(01:38:17):
je PC. What's the last thing that you did for yourself.

Speaker 10 (01:38:23):
The last thing you did for myself.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
Yeah, my bout what you did?

Speaker 10 (01:38:30):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
Okay, Yeah, no, that's I don't disagree. I don't disagree.

Speaker 10 (01:38:40):
That money.

Speaker 8 (01:38:40):
So yeah, we are prepared.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
Lean exactly where. Yeah. Hey, listen, j PC, I'm glad
to hear from you, and you're doing well. Take care
of yourself, dude, and we'll talk again soon. Okay, Well, buddy,
see you later. Moving on. If you were in a vacation,

(01:39:12):
if you were on vacation and a criminal organization kidnaps
you and your family and the only way to get
out of it is you have to kidnap other people
to put you in your place?

Speaker 8 (01:39:24):
Are you doing it, Lindsey?

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
You're on vacation, a criminal organization kipt naps you and
your family, and the only way to get out of
it is you have to go and kidnap other people
to put your place. Are you going to do it?

Speaker 6 (01:39:39):
Yes, I'm going to kidnap uh Diddy, And.

Speaker 8 (01:39:48):
Well you're obviously not going to do that because he's
in jail.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
You got to break him out. That's what special skill
set do you have that allows you to kidnap anybody?
How would you how could you do it. How would
you do it? Anyone? Not Diddy, anyone.

Speaker 6 (01:40:05):
I have a windowless van and lots of candy.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
Okay, gimbi um, yes, one hundred percent. I would go
and kidnap somebody else and put them in place of
me and my family. I don't know these other people,
but you know what, I know me and my family,
and we're gonna We're gonna live. Sorry, Thompson's whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:40:30):
There's enough Smiths.

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
Around for real, for real. Yeah, I'm not actually understanding
the perplexity of the question, because yes, I'm getting my family,
gonna do all I can to get my family out
of the situation. And I am not in an eighties
after school special, So I will not be getting a
windowless van with lots of candy. You're gonna lure them
in with the sex that Uh no, no, I won't.

(01:40:55):
I'll just go and observe and watch people who just
let their kids do stick supid stuff without supervision and
then just take those kids. Oh okay, so you're not
taking like adults. It's just the kids that aren't being
looked after. It didn't say I had to get exact
age groups are absolutely right.

Speaker 8 (01:41:13):
They just said I had to kidnap people.

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
So you're going baby snatching got you, and I'm not
gonna let my family. I'll do it that way if
we get in trouble. I'm the only one that gets
in trouble. I don't want to put you in more danger.
But I'm gonna go and just offer them some chocolates,
I guess, or a goldfish maybe, or let them get
a switch and be like, you want to play Nintendo.

(01:41:37):
I got video games and this windowless man. Yeah, you
want to look at some porn. I don't know. Maybe
that'll work. That'd be weird if you discovered the other
two members of the show we're having an illicit affair.
Would you A tell their significant others, B tell their
boss slash slash HR or C blackmail them into throwing

(01:41:59):
every game so you win or you never get punished.
Or they said, d whatever you want. But we're not
doing that.

Speaker 6 (01:42:07):
So what do you think, lindsay, Well, after picking my
jaw up off of the floor, exactly, I would absolutely,
one hundred percent black mail.

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
Wait, so that implies that you too, Oh yeah, affair.
I thought it maw like with someone else.

Speaker 6 (01:42:28):
I didn't, Okay, I would absolutely black mail you discovered
the other two members of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
We're having an Alsted affair. Yeah, you were banging. Yeah,
it doesn't say with each other's.

Speaker 6 (01:42:43):
Yeah, members of the show are suing enough.

Speaker 8 (01:42:47):
Yeah, it doesn't say with each other.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:42:49):
I think it is implied. And it's more fun this
way too. So I mean, really, yeah, I'm definitely gonna
go to the blackmail role and say, hey, I want
to win all the games, and yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
Gimbi, I am going to have to choose D because
it ain't none of my damn business at all, whatsoever,
Not telling your significant other, not telling HR or the boss,
and why I like playing the games, you know what
I mean? So I think I'm gonna choose the D
and just I'm out. I know nothing about nothing. I mean,

(01:43:26):
I'm surprised. Why would you choose C anyway, because you're
already winning all the games? Right right exactly? I mean
I'm not choosing C. I'm too competitive. I don't want then.
I don't want the asterisk, right right, right, right right?
You know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:43:43):
I don't want the asterisk telling the boss.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
What good does that do? That's just spreading gossip at
that point, isn't it. I kind of look at things differently,
Like if I tell the boss, what would change? So
if I tell the boss, what would change? If you
guys love each other, you're not gonna stop, right, So
that means what you're gonna get fired? Well, how does
that help me? Now? You're all alone, right, you are?

(01:44:10):
You in it? Both in it consensually. Oh, I'd probably
be like, hey, I just want to make sure we're
all on the same page. You everything's good because it
is none of You're right, it's none of my business.
But when you mess with turmoil on the show, it
is my business now, right when it gets in the
way of me putting dinner food on the table, and

(01:44:30):
now is my business. Yeah, once you tell the boss
what's going on, that possibly happens.

Speaker 8 (01:44:35):
Yeah, So I would.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
I wouldn't tell the boss, but I would be like,
you're doing this, you want to be involved in this?
And then you go to the other one and be like,
you want to be involved in this? Right, No, scratch
your ear if you need help, right, And I'm never
choosing d what's the weirdest experience you had experimenting in

(01:45:01):
the drug world.

Speaker 6 (01:45:05):
I've never really had a weird experience because I really
haven't experimented a lot in the drug world. However, when
I was in college, I was on a camping trip
and everyone around me was tripping on something and I
was the only one that was sober. I chose to
just drink alcohol on this camping trip. And we were

(01:45:29):
sitting around the campfire, and there was probably fifteen or
twenty of us on this trip, and there are people
throwing beer cans or whatnot in the fire, and I,
first of all, that is a no no. And something
popped in the fire and a coal shot in the
air and hit me, of all the people there, in

(01:45:52):
the eye, and it burnt my eye. And I was
so pissed.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
It burnt your eye?

Speaker 6 (01:45:57):
Yes, yes, like my eyeball hurt so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
I burnt your eyeball. Did you go to the hospital?

Speaker 6 (01:46:03):
I did not because we were in the middle of
nowhere nowhere. I actually we had an ice cooler and
we poured it all over my head like I like
waterboard style, into my eye and I held an ice pack,
self made ice pack.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
Over my eye.

Speaker 6 (01:46:24):
I mean it was so quick, like it just oh
it sucked. I was so pissed.

Speaker 8 (01:46:31):
So when you got to civilization, did you see a doctor.

Speaker 6 (01:46:33):
Yeah, I did, and there was no like it was
like on the Saturday night and Monday I went in. Yeah,
and there wasn't any major damage done because it didn't.
I mean I was able to get it out right away.
But oh, it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
Didn't give you any medicine or anything.

Speaker 6 (01:46:50):
No, no, no burn, no, like it felt worse at
the moment than I mean. We had cleaned it out
really well with the water, like said, I was lucky,
I guess, but it hurts so bad. And I was
so pissed all these people tripping and it happened to me, So.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
I love it. You say it like that because they're
like what sinners, they deserve it.

Speaker 6 (01:47:11):
No, but they were being stupid, like you know, like
twenty so.

Speaker 8 (01:47:17):
You are also being stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:47:19):
I guess.

Speaker 6 (01:47:21):
I wasn't throwing beer cans in the fire. You were
doing one of the things too, oh drinking. And at
the same time I was actually like backing up from
the fire as this is happening too, And it still
got me.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
Gim me, what about you. What's the weirdest experience you've
had on drugs? All right here? Seventy five? Which one
do you want? Do you want the time that a
cordless phone turned into a giant cockroach and crawled off
the table. Oh my god, that was interesting. Or how
about the time that I'm walking down the street at
night with a buddy of mine and I look over
and he's face morphed into another buddy of mine. You

(01:47:57):
just recently died a couple of weeks before that. That
was pretty intense. Or maybe there was the time that
we were all tripping on d Exam and I couldn't
keep my goddamn hand down. I'd be sitting here holding
beer up. It goes back down. Did you have backup?
It goes back down, backup, it goes I could keep

(01:48:18):
my hand down. It was just perpetually up, constantly, And
I'm yeah, it was pretty nuts. I've told the mushroom
story of the shrim story before, but I didn't tell
a different one. My first wife, we were all just
sitting around playing cards and smoking out of a bong,
and she for some reason was like, I'm throttling this

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to the floor and just kept hitting it off. One
afternoon was just getting roasted right, and her hair was
like falling over the bong, and she lit the bong
and her hair, and we were like, what, that's crazy,

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But it was just like a woof and like went
away and she sat up like fringe the end of
her hair, and she like wasn't clear what happened. And
we were all like wide eyed expecting her to be
on fire. Now we were all pretty roasted too, but
like that's fun. And it was that moment later was

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a reflection of her inability to control her embellishments. Would
you rather get paper cuts all over your body and
take lemon juice bath or put a nail under your
toenail and kick a will a wall with that foot?
Would you rather get paper cuts all over your body
and take a lemon juice bath or nail under the

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toenail and kick a wall with that foot?

Speaker 6 (01:49:49):
Lindsay, I'm taking the bath and lemon juice with paper.

Speaker 8 (01:49:54):
Cut paper cuts all over, lemon juice bath.

Speaker 1 (01:49:59):
Be pause.

Speaker 6 (01:50:04):
I feel like the paper cuts all over. It's like
it just hurts all over for a good period time.
But you're gonna get over it because you're just gonna
feel it, you know what I'm saying. Like it's you're
gonna get used to it. It'll you're gonna get used
to it definitely, But that throbbing in the foot isn't

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gonna go away, and your nail is probably gonna pop off,
and that isn't gonna heal for a while.

Speaker 8 (01:50:34):
Gimbi, that's a tough one, man.

Speaker 1 (01:50:38):
But as much as I hate lemon juice, I'm gonna
have to bathe in that son of a bitch because
I think that kicking a nail under your toenail, that's
gonna hurt for a long time. It's gonna be a
while before it heals up. Toenails will grow back, fingernails
will grow back. If it pops off or whatever, that's
not a big deal. But with exposed nerves right there

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at the end of the toe, I'm good on that.
I think. As much as I hate the lemons, I'm
one half to soak up in it. I think that's
the safest one. I'm not disagreeing with a lot of
the things you guys are saying. The only thing I
don't know if anybody has thought about the toenail under
the toe. The nail under the toenail is quick, an

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instant pain. The paper cuts is a long process to
do all the paper cuts all over your body, so
we're looking at a good let's just be generous here,
twenty five minutes of getting paper cuts then getting in
the lemon juice. That is there's a we were I
think in the beginning we were all thinking of if
you'd have the cuts and then get in the lemon
juice bath. You gotta get those cuts somehow.

Speaker 8 (01:51:44):
You gotta get the cuts.

Speaker 1 (01:51:44):
See what you're saying. Yeah, so I hear you and
agree and will choose the same thing of doing the
paper cut lemon juice path because of the potential long
term damage you could experience from a nail underneath the
toenail your feet.

Speaker 8 (01:52:00):
Don't underestimate how much you need your feet.

Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
Ask anybody without a foot or are a pinky toe? Uh?
I like this one too. While back, guys had kind
of a similar question about crime, and both Gimbia Lindsay
skatered around it. While Corbyn said he would rape, now
Corbin says he would snatch kids. Lol, just saying there's

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a pattern been established. Yeah, I guess when all those
involve helping, right right, then, Yeah, that's definitely definitely a pattern.
One of them was to eradicate the crime that you commit.
The the other one was to save my family. I'm okay
with that label. Yeah, yeah, got killed twenty five to
save a hundred. I get it. Uh, it wasn't killed

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twenty five, it was one, and it wasn't kill anybody,
to be honest, not sure if you can talk politics,
but Trump or Kamala Listen, a lot of you can't
handle the conversation and you act like children when something
has said you don't agree with. Oh no, uh.

Speaker 8 (01:53:04):
If you were in vacation, Oh we did that one.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
I like the the Mary Bank killed the Golden Girls Linda.

Speaker 6 (01:53:14):
I don't want to kill any of them, but I'm
going to bang ah Blanche because she was the slutty one.
I'm going to marry Sophia because she had I want to.
I want to believe that she had the most money.

(01:53:35):
Well that's probably not true because she was living with
her daughter. Yeah exactly, her daughter, I think had the
most money. That was her place in Florida, and I
will Oh. I don't want to kill any of them,
kill Sophia because technically she was the oldest, and she
did annoy her daughter on the show. Yeah, gave her

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a hard time.

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
Gimby. I you know, I was thinking about banging Blanche too, right,
because she is the most promiscuous on the show.

Speaker 8 (01:54:09):
But that's why I'm not gonna bang Blanche.

Speaker 1 (01:54:12):
I don't want something that every other senior citizen has
been all up in. You know, she can get citizens
like she's got a lot of miles on her. Let's
just leave it at that, Okay, So sorry, Blanche, you
gotta go. She I'm not gonna kill her either, all right,
because there's like four golden girls and I've only got
three options. So she could sit back and watch. I

(01:54:35):
am going to marry Betty White though. Uh So, I
think she is the probably the most wholesome, right, it
seems like she'd be down. Yeah, Rose, she seems like
she'd be could have a good time anyway, and you know,
maybe a little ditzy from time to time, but that's
all good. Uh So I'm marying Rose and then I'm

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going to Uh, I think I want to have to.
Uh that's a tough one. I know, that's a tough one.
Do I want to because I'm ain't listen be Arthur.
I mean, she's a tall drink of water for sure, Dorothy, Dorothy,
I think I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go ahead

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and bang Dorothy, and then I'm gonna kill off Sophia
because she's the oldest anyway, and you know, one foot
in the grave. I would you agree with you on Blanche?
Like I don't like low hanging fruit. I like the challenge,
so uh, I'm going to kill Dorothy. She was easily
the most annoying. I'm marrying Rose. She was so nice
and so sweet and I'm totally banging Sofiah. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:55:40):
I like a challenge. She's experienced. Yeah, she's always she's
always like, Hey, what about me? Now, listen, I'm picking you, honey,
You're first. Forget these other dames were giving away beer
for figuring name Friday. What's the last thing you did
for yourself? Case corps light and pairs single day tickets
to Octoberfest BMMS and what's the last thing you did

(01:56:00):
to yourself? To the phone number eight two, nine four five.
We're gonna give away beer when we come back.

Speaker 2 (01:56:04):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back, A Big Mad
Morning Show Tulsa's rock station ninety KMOD.

Speaker 1 (01:56:24):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six, Oh kmo D you can also text
BMMS and then what you want to say to eight two, nine,
four five. All morning, we've been asking people to text
in the answer to this question what's the last thing
you did for yourself? And we've been randomly picking those
texts on to get on the air. And when you

(01:56:45):
get on the air, you're gonna get a case of
cores light and a pair of single day tickets to
October Fest. And AJ is on, Hey, AJ, how are
you AJ?

Speaker 8 (01:56:56):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:56:59):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:56:59):
I'm not too bad about you?

Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
Good a J. What's the last thing you did for yourself?

Speaker 5 (01:57:04):
Well, about a year ago I told my wife I
had to go in on Saturday for some overtime, which
we did a lot. I was working as a customer
service rep for a bank, and I just drove up
to Tulsa and spent the day looking at bass Pro
and checking out the parks and just being by myself.

Speaker 1 (01:57:26):
And how long ago was that?

Speaker 9 (01:57:28):
A year and a half ago now?

Speaker 8 (01:57:30):
And how long had you been married or have you
been married?

Speaker 10 (01:57:34):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:57:35):
About three years?

Speaker 5 (01:57:36):
We've been together for like.

Speaker 1 (01:57:38):
Nine Okay, so you've only been for a little bit.
And did she ever find out? Well she has now,
like as in right now yeah, right now, Yeah, do
you think she'll be upset or what's she upset?

Speaker 9 (01:57:53):
Well, she looks pretty upset, but it's hard to tell.

Speaker 1 (01:57:57):
Right. You might be planning another one, got it? All right?

Speaker 8 (01:58:00):
Give me tell him exactly what he's gonna get.

Speaker 1 (01:58:03):
Well. Lindsey also has a young family, so she doesn't
get to do much for herself. When she does, though,
she takes her favorite kid, Marcus Wither enjoy this case
of hers light. At least it us to october Fest
by a.

Speaker 6 (01:58:18):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (01:58:18):
Aj Thanks for sharing with this man hanging the line
so Gimpie can get your info.

Speaker 10 (01:58:21):
Okay, thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:58:23):
All right, buddy, maybe you can go to october Fest
by yourself. Somebody texting something very similar to it says,
I bought an AMC movie pass, so a couple couple
times a week I can get an hour and a
half or so. To myself, that's wild.

Speaker 6 (01:58:39):
It's not a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (01:58:40):
An hour and a half for a movie and a
couple times a week is your schedule that loose? No,
that's what I'm saying. Yeah, and uh, that's wild to me.

Speaker 6 (01:58:54):
I mean I suppose, okay, I suppose if I weren't
into football, like on a Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:59:02):
But they're doing this a couple of times, right, right, right.

Speaker 6 (01:59:04):
I'm trying to think of another day of the week
that that would be possible. I can't think of one.

Speaker 8 (01:59:09):
Yeah, I mean, good on you that you got the
free time.

Speaker 1 (01:59:14):
It feels I don't know if I'm a fan of
the deceptiveness of the caller. And then also that that
that's what people do. I mean, you've said it before,
you know, people drive around the blog. There's some people
drive around the blog. Is just because they don't want
to go home. That's differ miserable life. Okay, that's different, right,
that's your delaying the interaction, right right, This is I
just need a break. Right, It's understandable you need some

(01:59:37):
time to yourself as as a human being. But if
you can't have the conversation with your partner of like, hey,
I just need a couple hours to go work, doing
it in a deceptive manner is the part that's really crazy.
What if they're being physically abused at the house. Yeah,
you should again, both these there should be a conversation
and one of them, maybe both of them, you should leave.

(01:59:59):
If you're someone it needs to be alone. Go figure
it out, but don't be deceptive. If I found out
my wife was doing something like that, I would be heartbroken. Yeah,
I'm just being honest. Right, Like I thought we were communicating,
I have dramatically underestimated what's happening. I would be I

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would be messed up from that. It's not as bad
as cheating, but it's pretty close for me, right, because
you're being deceptive for like you don't think I wanted,
I would be caring. Let's say that she does go out,
yeah and do things to have her own alone time,
and doesn't tell you about it, right, tell you something else?

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What could she be doing? Right? You follow me so far? Right?
Like what's your thing? Yeah? What's your thing? Yeah? Because
the movie thing isn't really I love going to movies,
So I'd also probably be a little resentful because I
want to go see movies, right, I like movies. Talk
to you, right, I don't talk during movies because I
want to watch the movie. Probably work out, Okay, she

(02:01:04):
likes to work out, But that seems like something that
would be excusable. But I guess if they're doing in
a deceptive manner, yeah, so much. That's where the hang
up is. Yeah, and we also have a gym in
our house, Like we took a room and converted it
into a gym. So yeah, we Why did we spend
all this money? Yeah? You told me you needed thirty

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five pound kettlebell? Why did I buy one? You know
what I mean? Uh? Huh? What about you, lindsay? What
would be the thing if he was going to be deceptive?
What would it be? What would be the thing he'd
be doing?

Speaker 6 (02:01:39):
Good lord, if he had time for it away from
the dealership. Uh, because he hunts, and the only interest
he had would be hunting and fishing. So maybe it
would be like going to a movie by himself. That
would be it?

Speaker 1 (02:01:59):
And what would you react if you found out he
was doing this or had been doing it for a while?

Speaker 6 (02:02:06):
Okay, honestly, I rot probably wouldn't care because our movie
choices are so.

Speaker 1 (02:02:12):
Different, because he's picking movies that I don't like. Yeah,
so the deceptiveness does not bother you.

Speaker 6 (02:02:20):
No, if I found out that he was going to
the show by himself.

Speaker 1 (02:02:24):
What he was saying, Yeah, exactly what I himself? What
about you, gimp? In that scenario, I was thinking about
that maybe Farmer's market, Maybe you know, petting zoo probably
which you know I could kind of get a little
but hurt, you know what I mean? Like you would
you would rather go pet those farm animals than hang
out with me. A smelly goat is better than hanging

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out with me. She's just tired of the same old
zoo at your house. Would you feel like if she
did a deceptive what would your reaction be? I would
I would be I would be heartbroken, for sure. I
don't know if I would be like raging man right right,
throw things. But it's be like seriously, I mean, oh okay,
I mean I guess I get it. Listen. If you

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need your time alone, go forward. I'm happy for you.
But you know it's just the way you went about it,
you know, right, I would take it. I would take
it as an indicator of maybe a different thing, like
is there a different problem right right? Like are we
having an issue to where you feel like you can't
tell me that? Right? I think it? As long as
you know the goats are the only ones getting petted
while I'm not around, We're good. Here's the part too.

(02:03:32):
Then we're running out of time, so I'll hit this briefly.
What if they were deceptive because they're doing something new
that you didn't even know they were into. Oh yeah,
that would suck like that, that would hurt you. Yeah, huh, why.

Speaker 6 (02:03:44):
Why didn't Because if it's due to them, it would
be new to me. I would want to experience it too, probably.

Speaker 1 (02:03:49):
But they want to do it by themselves. You were
just completely fine with them doing something by themselves. Something
so bizarre. Yeah, No, your response is bizarre.

Speaker 6 (02:03:58):
No, because we don't have a lot of time to
go anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:04:01):
Right, But you were just okay with him doing something
by himself.

Speaker 6 (02:04:04):
No, he does a lot of things by himself already,
Like I don't ever like if I.

Speaker 1 (02:04:11):
Do, you do? You mention a lot of things you
do by yourself, by the way, like what watch TV shows?

Speaker 6 (02:04:16):
Okay, because I have no choice, Okay, I'm just saying
you do stuff by yourself too. Yeah, but I don't
have I don't have a lot of alone time, like
we are separate a lot of time. So if he's
going to do something new, I'd love to try something

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new with it.

Speaker 1 (02:04:37):
I know. But what I'm hearing you say is the
reason you would have a problem with it now is
because you want to do stuff with him, But you'd
be completely okay with him doing movies by himself. It
wouldn't bother you at all. Where that theory or argument
you're presenting doesn't exist, I would.

Speaker 6 (02:04:49):
Assume that it was because it would be a movie
that I would have no interest in, Like if I'm
gonna I would want to.

Speaker 1 (02:04:57):
Enjoy right right, Like he likes action movies, she like
rom coms. That's that's why it's not a big deal
with denies. But if she was, if he was out
doing like pottery or something, what if she's not into that,
I'm I'm saying, like, it may also be something you're
not into.

Speaker 6 (02:05:10):
I would love.

Speaker 1 (02:05:11):
It's just the example, lindsay, don't jump into it. What
about you gimpe I think I would. I would probably
be a little upset, not like, you know, raging mad,
but again heart broke and be like, uh huh, what
if I wanted to I don't know, pot do pottery.
What if I wanted to do pot you know whatever?
My problem would be the same. It's still you're still
being deceptive, like, what that's cool, you're into it. I

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didn't know that. But now there's two things we're not
talking about. Yeah, all right, we got to take a break.
We'll be back. Good morning. It's the Big Mad Morning

(02:05:54):
Show KMOD. Texting is allowed, BMMS and whatever that is
to a tonight full find your your phone may charge
you for texting. I don't know, but h Lindsey, what'd
you learn today?

Speaker 6 (02:06:08):
I learned that if you ever felt like you wanted
to choke Corbin, don't bother because he'd only be doing
him a favor. And while Corman would never choose to
take the d Gimpy would.

Speaker 1 (02:06:19):
That's right, Gimpy. What'd you learn today? I'll learn the
CJ Stroud has predator vibes because dude was like, he
puts off that what's his nets vibell? And I also
learned that, according to some if you beat the kiddy up,
you shouldn't eat it. I learned only thirty two percent
of people eat Kitty on the weekend. They must be

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single still. And I also learned Gimby was off yesterday
because he chose the dcrpin sain make sure that dishwashers
loaded right by.

Speaker 6 (02:06:49):
Stops crashing my cycle?

Speaker 1 (02:06:50):
Yes, this is Kimpy And can I get up a
lot more.

Speaker 4 (02:07:03):
Time?

Speaker 3 (02:07:04):
I need?

Speaker 10 (02:07:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:07:07):
What y mean it to be no time to make
some noise interpassword Corbyn new messages.

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