BMMS 10-22-24

Just The Guys Again!!! We Reflect On 12 Years On KMOD, An Argument Over Sauce Can Get You Locked Up, Smashing A Cell Phone Wonn't Keep The Feds Off Of You, Don't Tell The UBER Driver Everything, Can These Costumes Be Sexy, LIstener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, & Pink Cocaine!!!

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It shouldn't do that. Gimby is here. I can I
actually can see him. But Lindsay is not. She is
uh out dealing with the family matter. And you expect
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She's fine, she's dealing with the personal matter, so we
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a little bit and we're going to do tell the truth,
get to know the show better, ask any question you want.
I think I'm just gonna come in here and hang
out and then I'll ready said it here in a break. Yeah,
So good morning and happy anniversary, corbin Ah. Yes, twelve years.
We have been on a Comboekmod ten twelve. How about

(04:21):
dim apples? Nice? Yeah. I was just treating it like
a Tuesday. Now. A longtime listener hit me up at
like five point thirty this morning and said happy anniversary.
And I had a look down at the calendar. I said, well,
I'll be damn same thing as you, just another Tuesday.
But you know, I think it's a it's a pretty
big deal. Yeah, if you're in a relationship, marriage, boyfriend, girl, whatever,

(04:44):
twelve years, I get's a pretty big deal. So since
we've come arrived at Camo d some of the things
that have changed in twelve years, which is not it's
a it's more than a decade, right, but it does
also so not enough to move out of your home.
True statement. Right, you barely grow up you'd be twelve. Yeah,

(05:08):
essentially right, And Biggie died. Yeah, We've had multiple people
come and go on the show. Absolutely, we had a
long long time person leave the show. Right. My daughter,
my children were born, true dad, both of them born.

(05:30):
I went through fertill let me let's read back there,
went tried to have kids, went through multiple rounds of
fertility treatment, had a kid. That kid was in a
medical crisis at six months. Then was like, that was fun.
Let's add another had another kid, which everything's fine with

(05:51):
that one had any problems or anything. I've moved, Yeah,
well this is fun, and we've had then an we
moved to a new studio. We've I started and have
stopped doing fights right over the broadcast video live on UFC. Yeah,

(06:13):
and there's another big one in there. And we moved here.
We had a long time person on the show leave. Yeah,
kind of unexpectedly. We worked from home. Yeah a short
duration of time. Well, at least two thirds of us did. Yeah, right.

(06:34):
The other one was too busy snoring and burning their
house down. That was it might be one of this
building caught on fire. Yeah, that's right. I remember that
we've had to actually be evacuated from this building. Was
that the time we had to be evacuated because there
was like a smell or some sorts that like, hey,
the fire departments here, y'all need to leave. You know.

(06:56):
It happened in the afternoon we were here, Okay, but
then there was another time where that was the most
recent one. Is that what you're referring to where they
were like, hey leave and we're like what are you
talking about? Oh no, that was that. No, no, no.
So that last one that went right there was like
when the fire drill captain emailed us or like hey,
we gotta get out, sure go and beat at the

(07:17):
pole in the back line and we're like, no, we're
not doing that. No. This one was like right after
the show and there was some kind of funky smell
going on in the building and I'm busy trying to
work and get stuff done podcasts and stuff like that,
and everybody's like, I'm we're leaving, We're going outside, we
got evacuate. I was like, I'm almost done, I'll be down.
I will be down in a minute. I am going.

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I will wait until the firemen tell me to leave.
And uh, luckily I finished up and before the fireman
got up here and we're like, yep, you gotta go.
So I was I just laughed after that. So there's that.
And then we've hired somebody jeus, We've had what we
had a temporary person. Yeah, and then we hired some buddy.

(08:05):
Our boss got fired. Yeah, that was unexpected. We got
a new boss, and the threat of our end has
been around ever since. Oh oh, and this is the
big one. We've pretty much with the exception the first
two to three months we were number We've been number
one the whole time. Absolutely, we've been your number one
morning show the whole time. It's been for a dozen years.
Number one. Yeah, take that sucks. It feels like that

(08:27):
would mean something to somebody. Yeah, I've had two grand babies.
I've been divorced. I found out my girlfriend was banging
somebody in front of a bus at a bike rally.
It's amazing how our paths are so different within two years.
Why don't you guys hang out right? We live pretty

(08:48):
different lives. Yeah, my kids are all grown up. I
think when I started, let's see six six, your girl
would have been six or seven. Yeah, my daughter was
like six or seven. My oldest boy was like nine, okay,
my youngest boy was five maybe seven, no, five? Yeah,

(09:11):
So since then they've all growed up. One of them's
given me two grand babies, and then my youngest boy
will be he'll be eighteen next month. That's crazy. You're
forgetting a pretty big one. Yeah, you're forgetting a pretty
big thing. I probably am. I usually forget the big,
most important things, and really I hold on to the little,
non important things. And I would say the things you've

(09:32):
mentioned definitely changed your life, for sure, but I think
the one you're missing may have. I've wrote down your
eyes a little differently, rode down to Dallas and picked
up my Harley and have been in love with that
ever since. No, that's good. Oh that wasn't it. No,
damn uh. Then you might have to help me out
on this one. Then just give me a little hint.

(09:55):
I'm just trying to think of a good hint here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
sure you're gonna write home. That was a big one.
That was a big one. My accident coming home from Oklahoma.
You know, when I laid my bike down through our
temporary co host, you know, our interim co host, off
the back of the bike, and then severed my hand,

(10:17):
which still affects me to this day. I was just
dealing with some uncomfortableness about it last night, as a
matter of fact. And of course you're absolutely right that
that change a lot when it comes to writing and
stuff like that. For me. Yeah, that was that was.
I mean, there was a cheat code there, like you
got to redo. I sure did, I sure did. I

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look back at that moment every day every day, and
I'm like, man, we both got lucky on that one,
me and the passenger, you know for sure, and you
know there's there's constant regret there from that moment. But
I mean that's how you live and grow through things.
I think anyway. Yeah, So it's just amazing how my

(11:00):
I was thinking about that this morning. Twlve yours is
not far a ton of things that happened in twelve years,
major things that have happened in both of our lives
in the past twelve years. So, right, and somehow you're
still here and somehow I'm still here together. Right. Who'd
ever thought twelve years ago it gonna be you and me.

(11:21):
I shouldn't, No, no silly internaus he can come in.
He's just gonna be like all the other interns. They
just want to be on the radio. I was thinking,
here's a question. I know your initial answer is going
to because I know your demeanor. If you would have
lost your hand because your hand got it didn't get
severed like dangling, but it did get damaged pretty bad.

(11:42):
Sure that they felt that pretty good that they could
fix it, but that was definitely if you would have
lost that hand, could you still how much stuff do
you think you could do?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Well?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
I almost did lose this hand, as a matter of fact,
because when I was at the hospital, I was just
wanting to get the hell out of there, right, And
I asked the doctor when she came in. I was like,
can't you just you know, stitch me up and send
me home? I mean, come on. She's like yeah, and
then she takes her little pen. And keep in mind,
my hand was my wrist was flayed open and I

(12:14):
can see the bone moving when I moved my hands.
That's how deep and wide open it was. That's how
deep and open my gsh was. Okay, So so I
was like, can't you just send me home stitch me
up as me? And she's like, yeah, I could do that.
But she takes a little pin out and she starts
flicking these little white things inside my hand and she says,
you see that, right, dear. I'm like, well yeah, and

(12:36):
she says, those are those are tendants and if we
don't repair them, then you will lose that hand. You'll
lose funk, and I says to her, I said, well,
that's the only good one I got. I need that
one for some extracurricular activities. Let's just go ahead and
get us fixed up then, And so she did. But
to answer your question, how much I'm gonna go on
a percentage wise of how much I would would be

(12:57):
able to do? That was the question, right, how much
would I still be able to do if I would
have lost my hand? Yeah, maybe ten percent. Yeah, you're
a resilient person, so I think you would have adapted
to a degree. But there's a limit to adaption. I
mean absolutely. You know, a fish can adapt until it
doesn't breathe out of water, right, right, Like when my

(13:19):
hand was bandaged up, and we're talking about my right hand,
my good hand. On my left hand, it's shaved like
a penis, only has three fingers and doesn't have a
no though, Okay, my other hand's somewhat normal. I say
somewhat because there's some other things that's messed up with it.
But nonetheless, so where functions as if? Yeah? Absolutely so.
When I when I was stitched up and I was

(13:39):
cast it up, I had to learn some things and
I had to learn how to do things with my
gimp arm. Okay, and and those things were wiping my
own ass with my little hand. I've never done that
before in the I was what thirty six, thirty eight, yeah,
thirty eight when that happened. So in thirty eight years

(14:01):
of living, I've never had to wipe my ass with
my little hand before. So I had to learn how
to do that. I had to learn how to bathe
myself all right. Only reason I was still able to
smoke right is because I would shove it between my
casted fingers and make it work that way. Now I
have smoked cigarettes and stuff with my little hand before.

(14:22):
It's a little weird looking, but it works right. But
when it comes down to everyday stuff around here, I
wouldn't have been able to write. I can't write with
this little hand, No way I can. You wouldn't be
able to understand what I'm right. We wouldn't be able
to read it. Is it safe to say that when
you went to that accident, the only reason you needed

(14:44):
to assist. If you wouldn't have had somebody helping you,
you might not have done been able to have a
more somewhat normal life while going through the for sure,
for sure that rehab, that person helped me out tremendously,
you know, and later on bit me in the ass
in life. But that's neither here nor there. My brother
would have been there to help man, and he he's

(15:04):
you know, and I know he would have, But I
don't want my older brother. I love him to death.
He is everything too me spunge bath by him. No, no, hey, Scott,
come in here and wipe my ass. No, that's not
you want to test a relationship. Yeah, no, thank you.
I wouldn't have been able to use the computer, you know, know,

(15:27):
to type or really do anything. So I say ten
percent is probably what I would have been able to do.
The bare minimum. I would have been walking around here
with with with a stinky butt crack because I couldn't
quite get it all. But day right, that would have
been the selling point for me. Dude. It wouldn't be
even hit a button done right. Yeah, it's a game changer, dude.

(15:50):
Uh yeah. Just eating yeah, would be really challenging. Yeah.
Now you would figure out how to get food into
your body, but to get anything of substance and nutrients, right, house,
mom is a little piggy. Yeah, I know something. Yeah,
I wouldn't make it work because I don't think they
wouldn't have amputated this hand. I don't think I would
have just lost function of it, so it essentially would

(16:12):
have been dead. Oh so hook, right, there's a fun
story behind that. I'll circle back around in a minute.
So what my thought would be like if I could
just like shove a fork or spoon or whatever right
there and just just enough to hold it, because I'd
still be able to raise my arm. It's just my
hand that wouldn't have been working. Yeah, Now back to
the hook story. So when I was younger, when I

(16:34):
was like six or seven, right, always in and out
of these doctors trying to figure out what we're gonna
do with this Dilda fist here right, try to make
them a normal kid. Well, one of the military doctors
had suggested to my mom that they cut it off
and put a hook on there, and my MoMA said, no, no,
that's not gonna work. I would imagine people that went
through what you went through. That was a common ending. Absolutely,

(16:57):
they were like, yeah, put a hook on that thing. Yeah.
But see when I when Sonia Patel, I went to
school with a girl named Sonya Paatel and she had
a hook, okay, and and I didn't know her before
the hook, but she had a hook and had a
lower band on it, and we, I mean, people were
scared of her. I can imagine, yeah, in like second
first or second grade, and she was she was kind

(17:19):
of an anxious kid. So she was very loud, and
maybe she had autism. I don't know, but like and
she'd be like, ah, like Chase being like a Sonya,
leave us alone. I did the same thing, but just
a real fleshy hand. So yeah, I would just think
a lot of people would have had the hook. And
so the doctor's like, let's cut it off into a hook,
and your mom was like, now, we're not gonna do

(17:41):
that at all. We're just gonna leave it the way
that it is. Did you think she saw the bill
and was like, oh, I think you're gonna take our
Disney money? Yeah? Right. I don't know what her thinking was.
I think it was, let's just try to keep it
as normal as possible. It's already bad enough, you know,
the way that it is. Let's let's make matters worse
by putting a hook on there. Now. Of course, when
you tell a kid that you're gonna cut his hand

(18:03):
off and put a hook on it. Oh gosh, you
know my instant thought, And I'll never forget this was
a captain hook, actual hook hook hook, right, not the
prosthetic arm hook where it's got like, you know, maybe
three little prongs like you know your friend Sonya Patel
or whatever something to that. I was hoping for a
real hook. But again she said nah. And I'm really

(18:23):
glad that she didn't be honest with me. If there
was like some prosthetics company here in Tulson, They're like, hey, gimpy,
we wanna we're gonna lop your hand off. We've got
this hand. You will have a full functioning hand. Would
I do it? No chance in hell, no chance in it.
Too much identity in that Absolutely this has made me
who I am today, not only by image and personality,

(18:46):
but like just simply overcoming the obstacles that were set
before me. Right right, So, if I had a mechanical,
bionical prosthetic orm as cool as that sound and as
normal as I would look, and I'm good, I'm good
on all. If you would have gotten a hook as
a kid, do you do you think you would be

(19:09):
where you are today, probably because I'd still have to
overcome the same obstacles so far as just physically doing
things and kids being assholes, because you know, well, it's
a hook hand, so to be fair, there's not much
difference between what I have now and a prosthetic hook
so far as looks wise. Oh, it just happens to

(19:31):
be flesh and bone as opposed to metal. But so
far it looks more normal than a hook, you think, so, Yeah,
I see skin, I see hair. That's what I'm talking
about here, outside of being flesh and bone. If I
just keep my hand shaped just like this, and you
can't see on those fancy TV radios, but it's fingers

(19:51):
are kind of bent. And you think about the prosthetic hooks,
that's how they are. They're they're constantly bent like that,
and you've got just enough to pinch and grab, so
basically the same thing. Yeah. I mean, we also don't
have to keep an oil can around ten man like
it would be awesome though. Hey, grease me up. I'm

(20:11):
having trouble grabbing my fork. Can you pass me the
WD forty please? Kind of out over there, somebody text
and said, don't forget the gimpi flood of the kitchen.
That is true. Yeah, And I don't know if we
ever discussed it on there, but you were like, I'm
not clean up. We pay people for that, and that
became like a whole thing. No, that was from other messes, right,
like somebody would like make coffee or whatever and then

(20:34):
spill it and not pick it up. And it is true,
we do pay people for that. Or you know there's
stuff on the floor or whatever, they run a vacuum.
It's all good. But no, I freaked the hell out
about that flood man, because that's major stuff, right. It
was a ton of flooding. Yeah, it was a water
stain is still in the hallway. You can see where
the shoreline was. Yeah, So what had happened was you

(20:57):
were thawing something out. Yeah, for a bit that we
were doing was a frozen cow heart I think it was, Yeah,
And I put it in the sink and ran water
on it. Kept going about my day. I had queue
calls for other stations to take and you know, getting
rid of busy. I was a busy guy. And then
by the time it hit me and I was like,

(21:18):
oh no, the wet bandits have struck the you're the
fish stick guy, right, and we ain't got nothing around here.
There ain't no mop there ain't no no towels, nothing.
We didn't have paper towels. So I'm like, well, might
as well just fess up to this one. Gimpy's mom,
I want him to live a normal life. Gimpy's nickname Gimpy.

(21:40):
Yeah this text. My daughter was involved in a car
wreck and hurt her back, which prevented her from twisting
or reaching around to wipe herself. And we ended up
purchasing a bidet and that has been the best purchase
I can think of in a very very very long time,
so much in fact, I believe I'm going to buy
a couple of days as Christmas gifts for other family members. Yeah, yes, okay, yes,

(22:02):
Merry Christmas. Here's a powerwasher for your booty hole. Yep,
I recommend the plug in one, just saying there's a
gate Listen. I'm all for the non plugged in one
because it like, especially on a hot day, get that
undercarriage cooled down. But when you splash warm water on

(22:24):
the a noose, let's shock. It is a different pleasure.
I'll take your word for it, and then somebody wanted
to know what happened to the corn flat guy? Who
who exactly? All right, we got to take a break.
We've got listener emails, pit tickets to corn News Quickies
when we come back.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
You're listening to The Big Mad Morning Show. This is
Tulsa's Morning show.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Four six
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then what you want to say to eight two nine, right,
gimpe is this thing on? Yeah? Man, that's exactly what
number you can text. All right, let's go ahead and
do news quikies. It's time for news quakies. World news,

(23:27):
local news, and news that just makes you say, what
the Here's Corby Gimbi and Lindsay with what's going on
news quakies from The Big Mad Morning Show. In ninety
seventy five, a couple arrested after Wendy's drive through about
sauce escalates. This comes out of Ontario, where everybody's so
nice up there, and apparently there's this woman Marissa anton

(23:50):
Noro and her old man Jeremy, and they go through
the Wendy's there at like six o'clock in the evening. Now,
apparently they were already piss drunk when they decided to
go to Wendy's. Got the munchies. So they go through
and then they want some sauce, and then they get
in an altercation with the staff about said sauce. They

(24:11):
didn't say what kind of sauce or what the issue was.
They just said an argument over sauce. So that situation
escalates into property damage in physical altercations with the staff.
They end up calling the police. The police come out,
they talk to him. Marissa is looking at charges including
felony DWY and aggravated DWY with children under sixteen present. Meanwhile,

(24:36):
her old man, Jeremy is looking at charges of child
endangerment and criminal mischief. They say there were three kids
in the vehicle at the time. That arby sauce ain't
nothing to joke about. Well this is Wendy's, though. Oh,
I thought you said RBS and their chicken nuggets anything.
I mean the chicken nuggets and their flaf fish. I'll
give you that fish sandwiches like over some food for sure,

(24:59):
But they're saw saying nothing special. It's just regular old
barbecue and ranch ain't nothing special about it. Convicted drug
dealer guilty for smashing cell phone. A convicted drug dealer
has been found guilty of attempted an obstruction of justice
for smashing his cell phone at JFK airport after a

(25:19):
trip to Cancun, Julian Gonzalez, who previously had served nine
years on a drug charge, was met by FBI agents
at JFK last year. Prosecutors say the agents had a
warrant for his phone, and after Gonzalez handed it over,
they found messages about a possible cocaine deal. Gonzales then

(25:41):
asked for his phone back to call his wife, and
when they gave it to him, Gonzalez stomped on the
phone and cracked the screen. The FBI kept the phone
because you can repair that s They let him go,
and eight days later he was arrested on the charge
of attempted obstruction of justice, which carries up to twenty
years in prison. People think, oh, just crush the phone,
break the phone. Nope, they can still get the data

(26:02):
off of it. Yeah, you have to destroy the motherboard
in order for that. Even then, even then they could
probably still figure out how to get the data off. Yeah.
Smart computer nerd stuff that I have no idea how
that works. I mean a lot of phones back up data.
True that Eatically everything's on a cloud nowadays, so you
really can't get away from it. You can, right, just

(26:26):
don't do it exactly. Man confesses to Uber driver that
he plans to burn his friend's trailer down. This is
pretty amazing. Guy named Carlos decided to go to a
Nudi bar with his friend, and while they were at
the Nudi bar, he loaned his friend one hundred dollars
to have fun at said Nudi bar. Well, they go,

(26:49):
they have their fun. A couple of days passes by
and Carlos's friend said he was going to pay him back,
and Carlos's friend has yet to pay him back, and
now Carlos has pissed. Okay, so Carlos call up an
Uber says hey, I need a ride to this place,
and Carlos hops in the Uber car. When it gets there.
In his hand, he has a laundry detergent jug full

(27:13):
of gasoline. WHOA yeah, And so you know how when
you're in the Uber small talk happens. Maybe not you,
but some people, no, it does. I just took a
bunch of them. So Carlos ends up confessing to the
uber driver, tell him what's going to happen, tells them
all about the strip bar and the money that was

(27:34):
borrowed and they ain't got it back yet, and now
he's going over there now to go burn his house down.
So the uber driver does what uber drivers do. They
take him to their destination. They drop them off, all right,
And then the uber driver's like, hmm, I think I
should probably call the police on this situation, right, So
he calls the cops, lets him know what's going on.

(27:56):
I dropped off this guy named Carlos. He says he's
going to burn down his friend's house. He might want
to go check it out. Well, the police do, the
sheriffs they get out there. When they got out there,
they found Carlos with the jug still in hand, jugging
one hand, lighter in the other, and he had already
made a gasoline perimeter around his fringe trailer. He was

(28:17):
ready to torch this bitch, right. They ended up stopping
him before the fire got started. They say they searched him.
They had a lighter in his hand and a pocket
knife along with an empty jug of laundry detergent once
had gasoline in it. They said he's facing charges of arson,
threats to kill, and aggravated assaults with a deadly weapon. Yeah,

(28:41):
a laundry detergent container. That makes sense. I mean you
had to dump the laundry detergent out. Do you just
keep them empty laying around? Yes? And I won't. I
have a trash can that's next to my washer and
dryer that when I'm when I'm done with the launch detergent,
I just throw in that trash can. Sure. So I've

(29:03):
got like three or four of them built up in there,
so I could easily go take your trash out. Bro.
It does not ready yet though, it's not full yet,
so I could potentially reach in there and grab one.
And you got to think about it. That's pretty brilliant
because if you hop into an uber with a gas can,
like you're gonna fill your lawnmower, that's already raising a
red flag, all right, But you hop in with just

(29:24):
a that's just game. You know, we're all or one
smell it. You would smell it? Maybe so? No, you would?
Maybe gas is too pungent, maybe so, But it's a
hell of a disguise as opposed to just loading up
with your your red gas can. I think I counted.
I think we ended. When we were in New York,
we took like fifteen ubers something like that, Like we're

(29:46):
crazy amount, right, stupid question? Is the Uber there more
expensive than it would be here? So there's different tears, right,
there's Uber Comfort, Uber Economy, Uber XL, Uber Black like whatever, right,
and uh, the Uber Blacks were all like suburbans and
and the Nali's and BMW's and Audi's and Tesla's and

(30:12):
and so, uh, first time I'd ever been in Tesla. Oh,
but I tried to be very observant, and almost every
Uber I got in had cameras recording us in the car. Well, yeah,
so you can't. You gotta be careful when you're gonna
talk about committing crimes in an Uber. Not again, we
have you have a choice.

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Man accused of firing bb gun at cars charged with
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feels familiar? A man from the from Hawaii is now
facing first degree terroristic threatening charges. Please say Friday morning,
Warren Choe Junior was firing a BB gun at passing
cars near an elementary school. He was also reportedly seen

(30:57):
steering uh into a school yard where kids were playing promote,
prompting the school to go on lockdown. No one was injured,
and show is being held on five thousand dollars bail
like he's just like pump actioning the kids playing kickball,
innocent children, having nothing to do with life or any

(31:18):
of the decisions that are my fault. Those babies hurt
through it. Oh yeah, all right, we'll take a break
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(32:54):
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(33:18):
ESPN reports Williams is set to be suspended two games
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He will miss this Sunday's game against the Titans, as
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(33:39):
and three touchdowns in six games so far. Williams was
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what performance enhancing drug is here using? Does it say?
Was it weed? Man? It doesn't. I mean, they have
a pretty strict policy on things, so I'm not sure

(34:01):
what it was that he that he took, so it
could have been anything. Yeah. I just think it's funny
when they're like, you smoke pot, that's performance enhancing drug.
Sure it is. Yeah, it's not making me run faster
or catch anything. Yeah. A lot of people are complaining

(34:22):
that why is he getting a suspension? But she Rice
didn't get one? Who is you know? For those remember
she Rice going to un her miles power down in
a highway and got an accident. Nobody got seriously injured
or die. But uh well, the difference between those two
is one is an off field at activity that does
not affect the game, and the other two that this

(34:43):
gentleman has been involved in, gambling and performance enhancing are
on field activities. So the gambling was considered off how
it is considered an on because it could play an impact. Okay,
I guess if you're betting on other NFL games, correct,
I can see. But if you're just going to the
hard rock of playing some blackjack, which when you say gambling,

(35:04):
that's what that's not what they're talking Okay, Okay, they're
talking about sports betty. Hmm. Yeah, so that they are
different from those regards. There's pretty clear policy on that. Yeah.
One just seems a little more dangerous than the other
one hundred percent. One hundred percent. But just like when
you know these football players beat their partners in some capacity, Uh,

(35:26):
that's not an immediate thing, right, Well, it didn't have
it on the field. It's an off field activity. Good Yeah,
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need me to tell you that. Halloween's about a week away.
And the people are, you know, kind of showing off
what their costumes are and stuff online on the tiki talkie,

(36:35):
and one person had shown that they are Apparently this
is a trend. It's hard to tell if something is
just a one offer it's an actual thing anymore. But
people are doing their own fangs vampire fangs okay for
Halloween okay. And one person online showed how they did it,

(36:56):
and they used ale glue to put them on, like
like blee press on nails. Correct, okay, And then surprisingly
she could not get them off. She wonder why and
she doesn't understand why. She brushed her teeth lost nothing

(37:20):
brought them off, get the fans removed. And of course
dentists are like, yeah, this is a bad idea. One
TikTok dentist. That is a thing. For those who don't
know responded in a video was that she had to
go to the dentist to get them to remove. That

(37:41):
would have been the only way. He says, they're stuck
on there tight, and that you're getting lucky that you're
not really going to damage your teeth because you easily could.
They recommend using different alternatives than nail glue, acrylic nail
glu to put the fangs on. Yeah, don't they make

(38:04):
a special type of glue for that. Yeah. Another TikTok
dentist said, hey, you might think about using plastic vampire
fangs that go over your teeth. Ah. Man, we wanted
to look real. And though the dentist online did admit
that they don't look great compared to the ones in

(38:25):
the video, they are easier to remove. So that sent
me down a rabbit hole of bad costumes fun for Halloween,
Like maybe someones you should stay away from. And so
I'll mention one and you tell me if they can
be sexy on a girl? Okay? I like that. Okay,
can these costumes be sexy? Okay? Like I some of

(38:49):
the lists that had like, hey, these are costumes you
should stay away from was like a karate gee right,
like because it's not really a costume. Would to my
response is it is absolutely a costume, one hundred percent.
It's not something you wear every day. It's not something
maybe if you had a gee or not like buying huh.
But it is not a you know, a man in

(39:13):
a snow globe or anything. But right right outside of
being a high karatee instructor, you're not wearing it every day.
So one of the ones on here, let's see if
you agree, and can this be sexy? And that is
a football player? I for me, no, I don't think

(39:35):
you can make a football player uniform look sexy. I
have this thing about women costume like costumes that women
wear for Halloween that if it is from a male effigy,
I think that you shouldn't it can't be sexy. So
like Santa, yeah, I would agree with you one hundred percent. Now,
missus clause, different story. If I get where you're going at,

(39:57):
if you're dressing up and you've got the full jacket
and the pants and the beard and the hat. No,
but missus claws, you know in a short little red velvet,
you know, mini dress, I'm for it, and I'm gonna
go against my own rule here because the women that
do lingerie football that's pretty sexy. Well, here's the thing.

(40:18):
When you say football uniform, we're thinking the pants, the jersey,
the pads, all of it, the helmets. Those women that
do the lingerie football, they're only wearing pads all in thong.
But you see what I'm saying, they're not wearing a
full get up. Well, and it seems like women when
they have costumes to get away with not having to

(40:41):
have the costume. As an example, they can wear a
football helmet, maybe pads, but it wouldn't really even be
a real football jersey. And they're definitely not wearing football pants. No,
And you're like, yeah, no, that's the helmet, does it?
Is that? What it is? It's all you gotta do.
I'm still out though. The helmet does not do it
for me. This one's gonna be a button and that

(41:02):
is Poison Ivy are Harley Quinn? Can that be sexy? Yes?
I have Okay, I was about to say I haven't
seen a Poison Ivy or Harley Quinn costume that isn't sexy.
But that's a lie because you get some of these
effers that are into three hundreds trying to dress up

(41:24):
like Harley Quinn and you're like, that's not sexy. The
one person that does it, that can carry it, does
not designate that you should. And and I'm sure all
redheads at some point have been like, I'm gonna be
poison ivy for Halloween. Of course, see those costumes. I
equate that to yoga pants. They're they're not made for everyone.

(41:47):
They are not made for everyone. You take you made
for a lot of people. Yoga pants are made for
a lot of people. Though, I will tell you, okay,
technically you can change your rating in yoga pants. Ooh, okay, okay.
Mama June almost threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Mama June at the height of her Mama jumnas right,

(42:08):
because we know she's lost a lot of weight. I
think she's put a lot of it back on too.
But like Mama June and the height of her Mama
junness and a pair of yoga pants, I ass looking
like a sack of wet laundry. Yeah, you're gonna tell
me that's sexy. That's not what I said. You're gonna change.
You're gonna tell me that changes her appeal? Absolutely. I
think if she was a sixty plus, it definitely would change.

(42:33):
If you're into those type that style of women, Yeah, true,
then it would. Tighter clothes always make you more attractive. Yeah,
I guess, but it ain't for me because I've seen
women who are like force and then they put on
leggings and you're like, you're at least a seven. You're good.
Just don't turn around and smile. Uh yeah, I'm the

(42:59):
poison ivy in her. It's like, okay, pigtails, so weird
design on your eyes? I get it. Yeah, I think
it can. Though. I think for most women, if they
were going to dress up like that, it can be sexy.
Find a guy dressing up like Harley Quinn not so much.
But again that's not it's not my bag man, Harry Potter.

(43:20):
Can Harry Potter be a sexy costume? Not not not
the girl, not hermione, but the actual Harry Pottery Potter.
Now here's and I've got I guess this kind of
goes for all of these that you're gonna ask, are
they making it sexy? Like? Let's just take for example,
like you've got the robe and you've got like the

(43:42):
white button down shirt and like maybe some boy shorts
on underneath. Okay, So if that's the case, then yes,
you can make it sexy. But if you're going with
slacks row and the actual get up like the football uniform,
I don't think you can. This is a hard and
fast no for me. If you dress up as a

(44:04):
child character and try to make it sexy, that's weird.
You've said that before about the cheerleaders too, Yes, sexy
or this sexy schoolgirl. Schoolgirl. Yeah, when you're dressed as
a school girl, that does not turn me on. Yeah,
because I'm not attracted to children. All right, Well there
eight that's their seniors at this Catholic school at in

(44:27):
your maybe that one, right, that's one third of the
three classes that are at the high school, right, or
maybe four in some states. Right. Yeah, I am out
on Harry Potter. One. It is a little boy. It
is not an adult. Right. And so when you dress
up you're just wearing skippy clothes and oh yeah, I'm
Harry Potter. Yeah you can damn wear wearing damn near

(44:50):
anything and just have round glasses and a stick in
your hand and be like I'm Harry Potter and you
go okay, as long as you hurt, you're sexy. Good
enough for me. Uh this one? Any food related Hall costume,
can you make it sexy? No, food is not sexy.
My girlfriend and I went out costume shopping because we've

(45:11):
got a Halloween party coming up this weekend, right, So
we went costume shopping for her last night, and I
had spotted a hot dog costume and I thought about
getting it for myself, and that you can't make a
hot dog or a bottle of ketchup or an eggplant sexy. Okay,

(45:32):
so I'm gonna send you this link. These are and
this is one of my annoyances about Halloween costumes. In
the threshold of which we allow the costumes to be
considered a costume. These are sexy food costumes. And so
this is a sexy pineapple. This bitch just be wearing

(45:54):
a mini dress with yellow it's yellow and it's got
lines on it. And then she's got the green things
bamboo shoots sticking out on the top of her head. Yeah,
as that is kind of sexy. It's nothing special. And
then another one a sexy Beyond burger, which is a
plant based burger, and she's wearing a thing that says
plant based and a skin tight dress. Again the threshold.

(46:20):
You wouldn't know that that's a plant based hamburger if
it wasn't for the flag telling you it's plant based hamburger. Yeah,
a bottle of rose and it's it's just a skimpy dress,
that's all it is. And this one definitely not sexy.
This woman is a fried egg. And literally the costume
says sexy fried egg. Will you skip right over these

(46:40):
sexy cauliflower pizza. Yeah, it's just a skinny dress with
images of vegetables on. Yeah, the fried egg has gotta go.
That is nothing that does the complete opposite for me,
unless the pickup line is hey, I'm gonna scramble your eggs.
This is not a working will you scramble my ayah?

(47:05):
That is terrible. These are all the food costumes. Uh,
and some of these have kids on them. But there
is like a sexy burglar costume. But she's dressed as
the hamburglar. But she's but she's a burglar. That's not sexy.
It's very weird at all. And again we're talking about
like you're you're a man. Yeah, but yeah, but all right,

(47:29):
I want to retract my previous statement, because the hamburglar
is pretty sexy. Again, this all goes telling how much
skin that you're showing. I'll take that bait. Scroll down
to the women's ice sexy ice cream costume. Uh okay,
oh oh okay, not showing very much skin. Here's another

(47:52):
stupid one. Scroll down a little bit further. The sexy popcorn.
That's not a She's not pop corn, no, I mean
kind of.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
No.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
The top is representing the popcorn, the bottoms are representing
the container as to which the popcorn is carried in.
But they're seeing like her thighs. Yeah, something about those
red and white striped sockings. Man, Listen, I love I
love seeing sexy women too. That's not what this is about.

(48:24):
It's like the stretch right to make it work is
that I'm like, this is bizarre, and can there be
sexy women's costumes like the sexy gumball machine, sexy stick
of butter? Some of these are terrible. These are all terrible.
How about the sexy pink candy cane. She's just wearing

(48:48):
a skin tight thing with like this extension that goes
overhead to depict a candy cane. No, that ain't that
ain't much? All right, The sexy saltine does not work.
That's one hot cracker. The sexy cookie, she doesn't look
like a cookie. She's wearing a teddy with leggings with

(49:09):
chocolate dots on her light brown. But the one next
to it, the sexy mushroom, seems to work. No, it
doesn't look like a mushroom at all. Oh, here's another
pineapple one that's way better than the original pineapple one
you showed me, same basic premise. It's a yellow in
this case mini skirt that has the stripes the pattern

(49:32):
of a pineapple on it, and the top is the fronds. Yeah, okay,
the sexy broccoli get out of here. Yeah, vegetables should
not be involved in that at all, whatsoever? I mean, sure,
the beer girl is sexy. That's been a thing that
we've seen around, like to make sexy forever, the sexy

(49:54):
beer winch Yes, a La Octoberfest. Yeah, the sexy topeitillo, Yeah, no,
thank you. Yeah, it's the mustache that does it for me.
The threshold to make it, quote sexy is very limited

(50:15):
in the women's world, especially with the food. All right,
there's a plus size amburglar in here. Yeah, moving on, Yeah,
can these costumes be sexy? Hippie? Uh? Yes, I think
I think you can make a hippie chick costume very sexy.

(50:36):
The fun thing about that is it doesn't have to
be You don't have to show a lot of skin.
I mean we just said earlier that you know, a
lot of them depend on how much skin you're showing.
But I think with the hippie chick, some bell bottom pants, right,
some sort of like silk scarf, you know, with some braids,
the round glasses, the beetles glasses. You know, I think

(50:57):
I think it could be sexy. I don't know. Hippies
don't exactly have a history of having no hair in
their armpits, and so that is true. But I mean,
and if you're staying true to form on the costume, right,
you haven't bathed in about a week, you wreak of petually. Yeah. Yeah,
if you're taking it to the nth degree and trying

(51:18):
to be as authentic as possible, then you're absolutely right.
The hippia we love those costumes that are off. They like, man,
it's so real. I think you gotta draw a line somewhere.
Moving on a clown yes, yes, And I say that
because I am known to watch clown porn from time
to time. Okay, an eighties Jim rat So think of

(51:44):
the like Jane Fonda leggings all that absolutely absolutely yes,
something bright, neon, pink, neon blue, Yeah, satin onesie of
some sort rated up hair. Yes, that was sexy then
not as a costume, truth, a prisoner. Can a prisoner

(52:06):
be a sexy costume? Is that the orange jumpsuit or
the black and white stripes? Because I think that makes
a difference. Black and white stripes, Yes, orange jumpsuit. Maybe
not Again, if you're wearing some skin tight, booty short
onesie jumper thing, of course that's going to be sexy.

(52:29):
But like straight out of like legit prison guarb. That
is not a prison outfit. No, that is a jumper
or a booty outfit. Not not not the same. A cop, Yes,
can be sexy. I say that because I've seen them before.

(52:50):
I will say this my times that I have seen
a sexy cop in the wild. Usually it's because of
how they look, hair, makeup, yeah, maybe tattoo, I don't know. Yeah,
and it's that whole uniform, like you know, you've heard
the phrase women love a man in uniform. The same
goes for the opposite. You see a woman, hair's done up,

(53:11):
makeup's done up, in a uniform, flight jacket, holster, the
whole nine, You're like, that's pretty odd. I would argue
it is because a woman doctor isn't nearly a sexy
It's more of like seeing the fact that you're seeing
somebody in a power position. Maybe so, And to be fair,
doctors are just wearing scrubs, and scrubs aren't that sexy

(53:34):
at all? White coat? Yeah, oh, I don't. I disagree.
Remove the scrubs and wear just the lab coat I'm in.
But scrubs aren't sexy. Yeah, I think there's something about
scrubs and how they hug a the nurses. They do.
But have you tried to take them off? They're not easy. Well,

(53:54):
now we're now you're changing that, you're moving the goalpost.
It is not about the try getting a onesie off.
That's fair, that's fair, But a lot of times that's
just a zip, you know, and peel like a banana.
A woman in a sexy mushroom costume is one hundred
percent gender appropriation. Only men should be allowed to dress

(54:15):
as a sexy mushroom and I think, you know what
it'll look like. It's weird. And that came from a dude.
The pancake girl has more than just a short stack. Okay,
hippie burning man girl again, when you have man in
the title, that just ruins it, right. Just because an
outfit is called slutty doesn't mean it's sexy. These are

(54:37):
texts coming in. It's always the bigger gals that dress
up as Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. That's what I'm saying.
Fun thought though PMMs costume contest listen I would want
to do I would love that. Yeah, but we need
a prize and this company is kind of shorthanded with
giving us prizes. Oh you're talking about listeners and stuff.

(54:58):
I thought it was just like the three of Now
what I was like, you ain't gonna go for that.
I dressed up for a costume, conegy. When was the
last time that you dressed in costume? I do it
every year? What were you last year? Last year? I
was a wizard. That's right. And you guys like to
have the whole family. We do the whole family. Yeah,
we do it every yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, and
I like to think like you were a horse one

(55:19):
time and your old lady was a jockey at one point.
Last couple's costume, which is all couple's costumes are always
the worst. They just always are. They never one of
you looks great and the other one looks like a
complete idiot. In this case, it was the jockey looking hot.
The only reason I even got the costume because I
wanted to see my wife in the outfit. That is it.
I'll put on the hooves one. Yeah, I don't care

(55:42):
you wear that. Tell me what I'm putting on. I
don't care. Uh so what would you wear to be
a sexy morning radio show host? Joke's on you. We
already are jeans and a T shirt. Yeah, all right,
we got to take a break. We'll be back time.

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Last week's winner is because Lindsay's not here. So you
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(57:25):
good morning, Good morning, you're.

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On the air.

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What is your name? Sean? Sean? How are you today?
A Sewan? Who do you want to give? Clues? Gimper Corbyn,
Corylin Sean. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timers starts
after the first clue. Are you ready? Here we go?
This guy sings the She's Like the Wind. Nope, he

(57:53):
sings the Yellow Brick Road Rocketman song. And this is
another uh song by this piano player who had the
big glasses from the seventies. Uh. And this song correct
opposite of are another word for small, big, another word

(58:16):
for small oh little? Uh think of that, sir, uh
axel rose uh slash and yes, and you were young
and yeah it's a cover if I'm not mistaken and
yon no remember right, remember no opposite of dead alive, Yes,

(58:50):
opposite of alive. Uh. Let's see. Uh. If I'm gonna
make a shirt that hippies wear with a bunch of
different colors, it is a tie blank shirt. Sean, one

(59:11):
timer has ran out. One is what we got now, Sean.
People have one with one before? Okay, Yeah, he knows.
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, Maria, Maria?
How are you today? I am great? How are you good? Maria?
You've got to beat one with GIMPI are you ready? Yes?

(59:32):
Here we go. All right. So this usually is hanging
out in front of a high school. People will gather
around it and the stars and stripes hang on that.
What is it? Okay? So what is the thing that
the flag is on? All right? That's the first word.
If you need somebody to watch your kids, you would
hire there you go. Uh. This is Kurt Cobain's band

(59:57):
and the Okay. The song is about do you odorant?
That is correct? Uh? This is the woman who sounds
like uh missus doubtfire. And it's the opposite of goodbye.
Uh yes, hello, Yes. This is Rastafarian, probably the most

(01:00:19):
famous Rastafarian musician. And these these are a number of
things that fly in the air and have feathers. Uh
not to but the one after two three? Okay? And
the opposite the opposite of big. What's the opposite of big? Okay,

(01:00:42):
it's okay, doesn't matter, does it matter? Girl? Congratul you
got a girl. You're gonna be going to see the
Corn Show tomorrow night with pit tickets hang on the line.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Okay, okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I'm sorry, Sean, I failed you. You did not get
it done, sir disappointed. Yeah, the one you ended on
this song is uh. I know this song so well,
we sing it all the time. But in this moment
I cannot think of one lyric other than three little

(01:01:21):
birds rise up this morning, smile with the rise and
sun blankie, blankie blank sit on my daughterstep Yeah. And
I don't know why he turned Italian all of a sudden.

Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
This one, here's the one that you ended on this
is also a James Bond movie. It's a coverab a
Wings song done by Axel in his band, but it's
also a James Bond movie. And you were on the
right path trying to sing it. He just wasn't getting it. Yeah,
living line, Yeah, all right. The record now moves me
to the lead with fourteen, keeps me in the lead

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here's the sum Student borrowers get six months break on repayment.
Around eight million people are getting at least another six

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months break on repaying their federal student loans. Those eligible
are enrolled in JV Administration's Save Plan. The Department of
Education said yesterday that the enrollees will be put in
an interest free forbearance. I literally don't care you know
what I mean, has zero effect on me. I don't

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have a student loan, right, my kids don't have a
student loan. Yeah, I feel you. I have zero opinion
on it. It just sucks as we had to pay
ours back and it's like, oh, you don't have to,
You're fine. Yeah. I also had to look things up
at an encyclopedia, old man, like, I don't know what
you're talking about. Things change. There's a man been charged
with election related threats. The Justice Department is charging at

(01:03:34):
Philadelphia man for allegedly making an election related threat now.
According to the indictment that was unsealed yesterday, John Pollard
threatened a Pennsylvania Party official who was recruiting volunteers to
serve as official poll watchers. Pollard first texted the victims
saying that he wanted to volunteer, but later he followed

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up those messages with exploitive filled threats, saying that he'd
killed the official if they didn't answer back. Hollard was
arrested yesterday and faces a maximum of five years in
prison if he's convicted. Dude, entitlements a beautiful figure to
watch unfold. Better, let me watch that poll I kill
you didn't answer my text fast enough. Crazy? What else

(01:04:17):
we got here? Defense Secretary of Austin visits Ukraine. He
met with old Zelenski and the nation's defense minister in Kiev.
Austin announced the US would send Ukraine a new four
hundred million dollars shipment of arms. No legs, just arms.
The US has given Ukraine over six point one billion

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dollars in security eight since the start of the war
in twenty twenty two. And then lastly here Toulsa cast
patients now have access to National Cancer Institute care locally.
Cancer patients in Tulsa now have access to the National
Cancer Institute designated care without having to travel out of
the city now. Previously, the only NCI designated center in

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Oklahoma was in Oklahoma City, require patients to make long
trips for the treatment. The partnership is called ou Health
Stevenson Center Cancer Center the University of Oklahoma Health Sciences
at Hillcrest. While the program is still in its early stages,
they are in the process of building staff and expanding
treatment options. The center aims to offer procedures such as

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bone marrow transplants and cart cell therapy in the coming years,
with clinical trials expected to begin in January. The Ravens
are back on top of the AFC North following up

(01:05:41):
forty one to thirty one win over the Buccaneers in Tampa.
Lamar Jackson completed seventeen to twenty two passes for two
hundred and eighty one yards and five touchdowns. Wow Rashad
Bateman caught four passes for one hundred and twenty one
yards and a TV, while Mark Andrews reeled in two touchdowns.
Marlon Humphrey came down with a pair of picks as

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Baltimore improved a five and two. Baker Mayfield went thirty
one and forty five, packed us in and threw three
hundred and seventy yards and three tds to go with
the interceptions. Mike Evans became the eleventh player in NFL
history with one hundred career receiving tds after catching a
first half touchdown. However, he did leave the game later
on with a hammy issue, and fellow receiver Chris Goodwin

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got carted off the field after suffering an injury as well.
And it was pretty funny watching Baker Pop popping a
z in in dur on the sideline like that, yad
live your best line. Hey man, you gotta do your fix. Yeah,
Lamar Jackson just looking like an absolute goliath out there. Yes,
I play a lot of Madden, and he is one

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of the ones that can simply just case my ass.
To be honest with you, every God, now, I smoked him,
you know, playing as the Colts. You know, I smoked him,
you know. But there's times that if you let this
some bitch roun, he'll take off Vanya. And he does
it a lot in that game, and I'm like, God,
damn it, somebody break his legs. There was a play
where he was running and blocking downfield as if he

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was alignman. It was wild to watch. Forty nine ers
have seen their injury lists continue to grow. San Francisco
wide receiver Brandon Ayuk, who has a ton of money,
suffered a season ending torn right ACL and MCL injury
during the team's loss to the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday. Suddenly,
his holdout to get more money feels like it made
a ton of sense. Huh, m hm uh. The twenty

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six year old will finish the season with twenty five
catches for three hundred and seventy four yards and other
team news. Fellow wide receiver Deebo Samuel remains hospitalized with
a form of pneumonia and fluid build up in his lungs. Yeah,
Samuel was limited to four snaps Sunday. Niners coach Kyle
Shanahan said that there is no timeline yet for when
Samuel can return to action. Dude, that's pretty serious. Yeah,

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it is. That went from oh, you you know, wus
get in there to gotten. Yeah, yeah, can kill you absolutely.
Jaden daniels rib injury is not serious. Head coach Dan
Quinn said there is no long term damage for the
quarterback's ribs and he could play in Week eight against
the Bears. Daniel suffered the injury during a run on
Washington's first offensive possession against the Panthers Sunday. He exited

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after the drive did not return. The rookie has been
electric this season, completing seventy five point six percent of
his passes for one four hundred and ten yards, six
touchdowns and only two interceptions. He also has three hundred
and seventy two rushing yards and four touchdowns. Again a
goliath he is on the field, and the NFL is

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making a change to the schedule in week nine. The
league announced Monday that it has flexed the Minnesota Vikings
Indianapolis Colts game to Sunday night football, and then bumped
the Philly Jacksonville Jaguars game to Sunday afternoon. The November
third meeting between the Vikings and Colts game was originally
scheduled to kick off at noon. The Eagles and Jabs

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will now kick off at three and Minnesota is tied.
It gets a little choked up when he starts talking
about sports scores. Well, when they got to move games,
all those plans have gonna change my reservation. The Eagles
and Jaguars will now kick off at three pm. Minnesota

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is the top of the NFC North at five and one,
Indianapolis's second in the NFC South at four and three,
and Philadelphia is second in the NFC at East at
four and two. And Jacksonville is embarrassing. Yeah, that's the
end of it. What's new? They are embarrassing. I was
teching to see where the Colts are at because I'm
also you know, I'm running the league with the Colts,
and I' running league with the Dolphins, and right now

(01:09:44):
it means nothing it's a video game. But I'm ten
and one with the Colts, which I think is impressive
for the Colts. Yeah, so to see that they're doing
good in real life, that pleases me. In the in
the what you're playing, who's the worst team? Ooh, Cardinals.
I think I'd have to go back and look, but
I think Cardinals are one of the worst, which I
think is typical. Ah, I don't know, Man, in that

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game it is, and that game it is. Kyler Murray's
a stud. But you know they're just they always seem
to lose at your balls the Wall Sports im courting
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dot com. Today we have two emails. One of them
feels kind of serious, or it could be the other one.
I don't think it's serious at all, but I'll let
you decide which one falls into which category. If you

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need help us, someone will gladly give you advice. The
way this works is I'm going to read an email
that was sent to us via show at kmod dot com,
and then you guys can text him what your thoughts are,
bmms and whatever that is to eight two nine four five.
This email says, my boyfriend was in a disagreement with
his father. Been there. It was over the stupidest thing
and very subjective. I stayed out of it and just

(01:11:31):
mind my own business. On the way home, my boyfriend
was upset that I didn't speak up and have his back.
Is it expected as his girlfriend that I should have
is back in an argument that I was not involved in.
Or should I have spoken up and taken my boyfriend's side.
That's an interesting one. I think it's fascinating. Like so,

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the argument happened, it's over. You're on the ride home
and he written, here we go, Oh yeah, he's still
pissed and he still has things to say. So he
turns around and takes it out on her right, who's
near me, right exactly. We kind of go through that
here sometimes in the office when things go down, you know,
stay out of the hallways because you'll get some on you. Yeah,

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you know what I mean. I like to think of
things as SeaWorld and if you're sitting too close to
the splash zode uh huh. I've said that numerous times,
Like when somebody does something in their personal life, I'm like, gig, gig,
get away from me. I don't want none of that.
I don't want it on me. I make it a
personal practice to stay out of everybody else's arguments, you

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know what I mean. So this one's interesting because you know,
where does your loyalties lie? Where do your loyalties lie
when it comes to your partner.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Is it a loyalty thing if you don't take like
is your partner's battles your battles. I think that's what's
going on with this here. Email. Know, he feels she's
just minding her own business, right, and he feels that
she's not being loyal to him. You are my significant other.

(01:13:10):
Not keep in mind this is just boyfriend girlfriend. Yeah,
that's the whole other. Yeah. So he feels that, like,
you know, you should be there, stand by your man
sort of thing, you know, and she's just like you
the splash zone. I don't want any of that on. Man.
I'm just here trying to my own business and leave
a nice, simple life. How are you going to drag

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me into your mess? Yeah? Based on the email, it
doesn't say that the person was like, hey, honey, what
do you think, because I feel like that would be
a different right, right, right. He thinks that she should
have just chimed in, chimed in you know, comments from
the peanut gallery. That never goes over well in an argument,

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you know, because let's just say she does chime in, hey, Steve,
you need to leave Franklin alone. He's right, and you're wrong, boy,
and then Steve's going to turn to her and then
just both barrels on her. Yeah. There are a couple
phrases in life that I'm not a giant fan of.

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One of them is the customer is always right. I
just don't believe that that's true because sometimes people utilize
that phrase because they think it gets them something, and
it's just not true. Another one is if you jump,
I jump. That's just not always true. No, if you
decide to kidnap kids, I'm suddenly not involved. I'm gonna

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be like, ah good, Yeah, I love my wife. But
if she decides to suddenly start dealing drugs, I'm out
jumping off of a balcony after being hopped up on
pink cocaine and benzos and stuff. You know, I'm good
on that. I'm not dropping with you. Tex says her
boyfriend sounds like a whiny bitch who clearly didn't win.

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The argument was probably over the amount of time he
plays on his PlayStation. By the way he's acting, ignore him.
He needs to grow up get out now. I didn't
even think about the idea. If he won the argument,
would he be, you know, berating her or whatever he's doing,
Probably not to have his back. Probably not, because he

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won the argument all on his own. And I'd have
to agree with this texture. You know, it's like he
didn't win the argument and he's still pissed about it.
He wants the feeling of that win. So that's probably
why he turned to her and started going off on her,
because he needs to feel justified in his actions reasonable answer.
You say it's over a minor issue, I'd say it's

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none of your business. Not your business, so you stayed
out of it. He'll probably calm down and be okay.
Nuclear answer, are you a ride or die or not?
You should have been on dear old Dad like a
spider monkey. That wouldn't make Christmas a little awkward? Or
die another phrase. And I'm not a giant fan of
people like to it's a bravado phrase, like you use

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it like it's my ride or die. There's always an ellipses. Absolutely,
you just said it. Kidnapping children, robbing banks, stuff like that.
We're not Bonnie and Clyde. Man, I got some things
I'd like to do with my life, uh huh, and
spending most of that in prison avoiding Bubba. I think

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I'm good. Yeah, I think the Bonnie and Clyde things
a little different. Like they both were up for a
good time, right, they were both okay with that drama.
And then you know, history's a funny thing. You read
it and you go, oh, okay, and then you read
another book and you find it weld On, it wasn't
what was cracked up to be. I was just sitting

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here thinking about that as you're talking. I don't know
if both of them were on the same page down
for a good time. Are you implying one of them
was prancing behind like wait for me? I'm thinking that,
you know, maybe Clyde wanted to, you know, go on
a criminal spree. And Bonnie's like, I don't think I do.

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Can't we just live here and be happy? And he's like, listen, bitch,
if you're gonna be with me, this is how we're
gonna do it. You're gonna be my ride or die.
And she's like, okay, submissive housewife, okay. And I always
love how Bonnie and Clyde they depicted as like it
was some really sweet, like romantic thing, you know, damn
good and well, he was like, what banked do you
want to rob next? She's like, I don't know where

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do you want to rob next? And he was like, what,
just answer the question. We've got four banks in this town.
Pick what about first bank down the street? So you
do know where you uh? This text says she could
have given gave her opinion about the situation. I don't know.

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Some people are wired to not give their opinions right
now give her opinion during the argument or after the argument.
I think after the argument might have been all right.
On the ride home, Hey Franklin, I think you could
have handled things a little differently.

Speaker 6 (01:18:11):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
But in the argument, this phrase is also a really
good one. And another thing, right, I got so much
on my mind, Like now I've thought of a really
good thing to say, and another thing. I don't know
if that's particularly a good idea to get involved after

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the it's old news. Absolutely, it's now over. But I
think a lot of that goes back to I lost
this argument, and I need to be justified. So what
can I do to justify my actions or to win
this argument? And in some form or the other. Yeah,
this is a really great question. I love this question.
This is in my wheelhouse. What do you define as

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winning an argument? Is it when the other side now
agrees with you or when they just stop? Both could
be considered a win, right, because you guys were arguing
and it just stopped, So that's that's a when the
argument's over. But I feel in order like in a debate.

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In a debate, people go back and forth on things, right,
and the person wins the debate by convincing the other
person that this is the way that you should think,
which is bizarre, by the way. I mean, in competitive debate,
that's that's not the way it works out. The other
side doesn't something go oh no, I see your point.
Like some judges determine who made the better argument in
a competitive debate, but in a societal debate, typically I

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think that's how it would be. You would win the
debate by switching the other person's mind over to your side. Yeah.
I gotta be honest. I don't look to go into
arguments to win them. I go. I get into arguments
just to have conversations. I could. I don't care if
I win. I am well aware. You cannot convince people.

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Oh yeah, for sure, for sure, you just can't. No,
Because once somebody's mind's made up, no matter what the
situation is, that's how it is, that's how they see it.
If you can change your mind, fantastic, good for you. Well,
there's some people who are just hard nos that just
don't want to change their opinion, and that's the end
of it, no matter what. Yeah, look at let's use

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an extreme example, flat earthers. Okay, there's no way to
convince a flat earther that the world is indeed round, right,
And so I'm okay with the debate, but I'm not
entering it with the ideology of I will convince you right.
I'm trying to change this person. At best. I'm hoping

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I can plant some seeds and later down the line,
you'll think about it again and maybe you'll develop an opinion,
evolve your opinion over time. Wouldn't that be just a
delayed win? Though? Now, I mean to be a win
is something you see, It's an instant gratification, okay, seeing
I'm I would disagree with you on that one, because
you know, we're debating right now, and we've decided to

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call this debate off right now because the two sides
are just getting too hot and we're not getting anywhere.
But later on down the line, I look back and
I'm like, you know what, he had some good points there,
and I think he may be right. I would consider
that a win for you, but I don't know about
it unless you come tell me right right. Some texts
coming in? How long were they? Boyfriend? Girlfriend? My wife
and I had trouble talking with my family even a

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few years after married another one. I love this phrase,
not my circus, not my monkey's truth. Uh, she should
just say just tear me out and nothing else. Leave
him hanging. Another one, I'm not jumping into everyone else's
bucket of us. Another one, get involved in in an

(01:21:56):
argument that isn't your argument. No thanks, he's a drama queen.
Run as fast as you can. Do you think that
they should split up over something like this, cause that's
the second text that's come in so far. It's like
you just jug it out. I don't know. I think
that many times when we do these emails, people treat

(01:22:18):
the as like the one thing, and I don't know
if relationship should end on one thing. Usually it's a
culmination of things. And there's the straw that breaks the
camel's back. They say, I think that it's definitely one
to pay attention to what if this individual that's just
their their family sport. Oh, it is to argue, okay,

(01:22:40):
and it means nothing. Nobody gets their feelers hurt. Right,
And he's like, I want you to be a part
of this is what this is what the pierces do, right.
I don't want that. If that's what y'all do, that's
what y'all do I almost sit back with my popcorn. Yeah,
enjoy the show, and you can make the statement of hey,

(01:23:01):
that's your thing. I get it. I'll gladly be a spectator.
But that's where my participation. That doesn't mean you end
it because you don't want to be a part of that,
right right. But some people like, where's your loyalty? You're
not loyal to me, your boyfriend in this case overrated word? Oh,
I agree with you, overrated word. It's like my wife

(01:23:21):
loves Okra and she loves those nut things that are
like they're red dyed and they have nuts in them
to get them in gas stations and stuff. They're vile,
the Boston big Beans. No, it's like a disc okay
ah yeah, yeah, I forget what it's called. Yeah, and
she likes Okrah. Like I don't like those things. So

(01:23:43):
are they red flags? Are they just not my thing? Right? Right?
So it'd be ridiculous to in relationships over things that
aren't in your like what you want? Right right? So
I don't I don't as far as in in it,
as far as you know, answering the text. No, I
don't think they should. But a lot of people feel

(01:24:03):
that they should go their leave now. Yeah, okay, listener
email this says, my boyfriend was in a disagreement with
his father. It was over the stupidest thing and very subjective.
I stayed out of it and just minded my own
business on the way home. He was upset that I
didn't speak up and have his back. Is it expected
as his girlfriend that I should have his back in
an argument that I was not involved in, or should

(01:24:25):
I have spoken up and taken my boyfriend's side? What
do you think can be? I think that depends on
a lot of the situation. Right. Let's say you're out
at an event, a bar, restaurant, something another, and if
I an argument breaks out, maybe you should have your
spouse's back on that one, you know. But I feel

(01:24:48):
when it comes to the intermediate family, you know, like
with this case it was him and his dad, I
would have done the exact same thing she did and
just stayed out of it, been a spectator, not said
nothing at all whatsoever. And if he's going to get
pissed off of me because I didn't speak up, well fine,

(01:25:08):
that's okay, But I am a firm believer it's not
your argument. You don't have a place. You should probably
just keep your mouth shut because it'll get worse. Yeah,
I think that there is some issue here and you
got to find out what it is. Now. Is he
just still wound tight? Some people are just wound tight

(01:25:30):
and they need a moment to decompress. In those moments,
they don't say things they really mean and just be like, oh, okay,
like let it go. You don't have to solve it
right then, and then maybe be like, hey, you're pretty
wound up. Are you expecting Are you expecting me as
your girlfriend to do X Y Z right? And if
he's like yeah, goo, man, I'm not comfortable with that,

(01:25:53):
right cause I think there's a giant misconception that when
you're in relationships with somebody, you've got to agree with
all their stuff your stuff. Just because I'm married to
my wife, her things are now not my things. I
just don't agree with that mindset, nor do I expect
her to suddenly be raw raw for whatever I'm into. Right,

(01:26:15):
it can work without being on the same page of
okra absolutely, And so if he's somebody who likes to
argue and get into those things, okay, right, you beat
you do you I'll be a spectator. It's all good.
I don't think this is a loyalty thing. You don't
think so. No, it's not like you know, they were

(01:26:36):
being threatened in the bar. There's just an argument with da. Yeah,
it didn't feel to her. It sounds like it didn't
feel like it was a real thing, right, which there's
no reason to get involved in that one. But again
he's like, you're my lady, you should be on my
side regardless. Yeah. One of my favorite phrase is not
everything's worth getting up off the couch for truth, And

(01:26:59):
to me, she clearly didn't feel like it was worth
getting up on the couch floor. Now, if he's saying, yeah,
this was worth getting up off, this is the thing, right,
this is the thing like, hey, we don't want the
teachers hitting our kids for punishment that I'm I'm with you,
I'll stand next to you on all right. But because
you know, the Steelers aren't nearly as good as the Jaguars,

(01:27:20):
that far hardly feels like I should be like, well,
you're wrong. Uh, okay, she can come date me. We
can figure it out. Okay. Sure. Peanut patties that's what
they're called. Horrible name uh, peanut patties. If you need
help with some email addresses, show at kmod dot com.

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We do listener emails. I've got another one coming right up.

Speaker 6 (01:27:44):
The Big Man Morning Show returns next. Tulsa's morning shown KMOD.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Six km ods.
Lizzy is out. What she will return? You have a
family situation expecting to hear back from her on Thursday.
We are doing listener emails. You can always emails show
at kmod dot com. This one says, my family and

(01:28:22):
friends are coming to Tulsa and I want to show
them around. I know you guys have lived here a
long time. What would be on your list of things
to show people in Tulsa? This is the not so
serious one, are they say?

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Again?

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
I think that's up for debate. All right, So yeah,
family and friends come to town and they want to
know what do you guys think that she we should
be doing should be on the list of things to
see with their family and friends. Okay, this is super subjective.
I think as all of them are right, what is

(01:28:57):
are they outdoor people? Are they knight people? Right? The gamblers? Right?
Are they sporting people? But I think there's a few
things that like, regardless of what kind of person they are,
whether they're active sports people, you know, nightlife people, whatever,
there's some things you should have liked. The gathering place.

(01:29:18):
I think that, you know, if you've got family and
friends coming from out of town, you should probably take
them there. But if they're over a certain age or
aren't mobile, or that's what I'm saying, like this is
very subjective. We need more info to truly answer this question. Now,
you and I are capable of rattling off a list

(01:29:38):
of attractions in the community. But listen, if Mema is
in a wheelchair, it's okay. You could push her around
a gathering place. She might like it. You know. It's
just one of those like if you just recently got
back from New York City, right, and I feel if
you go to New York City, you should go to
Central Park, and you when to Central Park, right, Yeah.

(01:30:02):
So I think it's when you've got something like that,
you should probably go and check it out. We don't
have the Statue of Liberty, but we've got a big
golden driller. Well, so I think when when when there's
places that have certain things like that, you should probably
it's worth at least driving by me like, oh yeah,

(01:30:24):
that's cool. People that have came and visited me here,
I don't think I've ever taken them to the Golden
Driller because I always feel like when you go, you're
like here it is. Yeah, that and the hands over
there at o RU praying hand same thing. Yeah, well,
there it is. It's a statue. When I lived in
San Francisco, when people would visit, they would and I

(01:30:44):
didn't even live there very long, but people would visit
and they would say, uh, oh, we want to go
to the wharf, and my listen, you can go the
wharf on your own time, but it is not San
Francisco at all. Right, right, I would take them to
the beach, and I would take them to Alamo Square,
and I would take them to see other things that
weren't on the two that I thought were more San

(01:31:06):
Francisco than right, right, go showder out of a bowl? Right.
Guess how many times I would go to restaurants or
people's houses and eat any type of liquid dinner out
of a bowl of made of bread. Never, never, never, never.
My girlfriend and I had this discussion just yesterday. As

(01:31:27):
a matter of fact, about soup at restaurants. It's like,
does anybody just go out to a restaurant and order soup?
You know, you get your choice of super salad. I
always go with the salad. I never go to a
restaurant at all whatsoever and be like, you know what
sounds good a bowl of MINESTRONI okay, So yes people do,

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because some places have really good soup. I am not
an olive garden guy, but there's zupa Tuscany or whatever
that is that sausage soup is really good. There used
to be a place over here on fifty first. They closed,
but it was called Salad Alley. Yeah, and it salad bar.
But they made their own soups. It was so good, right,
I went there. I've been there several times. I went

(01:32:09):
there for the salad. Same one across the way the
soup or salad. Right, super salad is over there by
Hooters or whatnot. And I think it's like a silver
dollar or something like that. Now I forget what it is,
but same thing. I think going to eat at for
a salad bar's wild. You're it's like drill your own steaks.
It's crazy. At least soups take some sort of effort

(01:32:29):
to put together all right, text says the Golden Driller,
Center of the Universe. Okay, so somebody put on here
the Cans Ballroom. I mean you could drive by it,
but if there's no music happening, yeah, you're just gonna
be like, there it is, yeah, because the real magic's
inside watching the show there. Yeah, Circle Cinema right, Okay,

(01:32:56):
these are all texts that are going on. This person
never heard of yelp. Yeah, but yelps user and put it.
There are many things that I've seen on Yelp. And
then you go see and you're like, well, this is dumb.
This I don't even know what it's on the list
Center of the Universe. Oof, why do you oof it?
It's dumb. Yeah, but it's dumb, but people freak out

(01:33:20):
about it. Like I just watched a video of Jelly
Roll and Bonnie going out to the Center of the Universe.
Really yeah, it was on the TikTok because he was
just in town and they walked over they did the
Center of the Universe, and this one lady was like, whoa,
that's so amazing, that's so crazy, that's wild man. And

(01:33:41):
then Bunny gets in and she's like, I guess I
kind of hear it. I don't know, and Jelly Roll
is like, yeah, I don't hear nothing. I hear nothing
at all. So it was funny to sit there and
watch them go through it and be like, yeah, this
ain't nothing, but still it is known as a phenomena
phenomena here in town, so why not go check it.

(01:34:01):
It's not a phenomenon, it's an architectural design. My favorite
thing to do is around the Center of the Universe,
the bars that okay, my second favorite thing to do
around the center. If you notice, because we got the
Williams Tower down there right, and it's was designed by
the same architect that did the World Trade Center. It
looks exactly like the World Trade Center. And there's a

(01:34:22):
statue down there, and what it is, it's a it's
a metal statue. And this is so bizarre to me,
and I discovered it by accident on my own. Nobody
pointed it out. But there's a statue that's kind of
right in front of it's over there by the Center
of the Universe, but the Williams Tower is in the
back of it. And if you're standing in front of
the statue. It's a metal statue. It's kind of base

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and it's kind of kind of comes up and it's
got a bit of a plume at the top of
it looks like a cloud, right, And on the statue
there's planes kind of an all directions. Some of them
are die bombing. There's all and and and if you
step back and you kind of get down a little ways,
it splits the Williams Tower in half. And keep in

(01:35:05):
mind it was made and designed by the same person
who did the World Trade Center, So it splits them
in half, and it has this giant plume of what
looked like, you know, it was an explosion of sorts, right,
and you got to think of all the planes falling down,
Like I was like, I wonder how if that's connected?
And how awesome is that? Vitally? I mean, yeah, you

(01:35:26):
probably have to. It's like folding the dollar bills. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. And that that sculpture is near the center
of the universe. Yeah exactly, So that's something that they
could do as well. Yeah, you know, just off the
top of my uh, somebody text in the Outsider's House. Yeah, yeah,
that's a big deal. I have yet to be out
there to check it out. Yeah, it's to me, it's

(01:35:48):
more than like there. It is like you can go in,
you can look at it. Yeah. Somebody said Jinx Aquarium. Yeah,
for us being in Oklahoma, I think that is a
really good aquarium. Isn't it the only quarium in Oklahoma? Oh?
I don't know. I think I read that somewhere that
it was I could be wrong. Uh, the Golden Drillers
on here, the Blue Whale and Gun Museum in Claremore, Okay,

(01:36:15):
I mean the blue Whale is a Root sixty six icon, right, Well,
so you could also put in there the I want
to call a buzz light Year, but I a buck
Adam buck at them? Yeah, yeah, go see that. I
mean you could do a Root sixty six tour and
look at some of those things and maybe see the
blue Whale and then make your way down and then

(01:36:36):
the metal Gold sign and all that. Sure. Sure, but
the blue Whale is synonymous with old school. Root sixty
six has been around for a long time. There is
an old World War two that's an old World War
two memorial. Can be your sculpture that you're referring to.
Story I heard was that you were supposed to stand
in the middle of the center of the universe and

(01:36:57):
say the name of a fallen soldier. Then you walk
the path from there to the knocker and knock three times,
supposed to put their soul at rest. Well, there you go.
I will see all of it intentional, not a phenomenon.
A phenomenon. Listener email from somebody who says their family
and friends are coming to Tulsa and want to show

(01:37:18):
them around. And I know you guys have lived here
a long time. What would be on your list of
things to show people in Tulsa? GIMPI, You know, my
best advice for this person would be, do what you
like to do. Do the things that you like to do.
Don't specifically search out for attractions or you know, let's
go see the Golden Driller or the center of the universe.

(01:37:40):
Go do the things that you like to do. Do
you like to go bowling? Take your friends and family bowling.
Do you like to go to the bar and play
darts and pool? Go? Do that? Show them a good time,
show them a good time like you would have a
good time. And I think that means a lot more
than just going and seeing a track around town. Yeah,

(01:38:02):
I think to show them a glimpse of your life
in Tulsa is a smart answer. It depends on what
they're into. Are you trying to show them how cool
the city is? I guess then? Yeah, the gathering Place
is a pretty amazing place. I think that taking them
to the Outsiders House is a good, good idea. The
church studio is a pretty cool place. Yeah, that is.

(01:38:25):
I don't think enough people go to or I don't
think it gets enough attention. Going for a walk down
the river walk is pretty awesome. It's pretty cool. We
have a great culinary scene, right pick pick some restaurants
to take them to, take them to Sam Kennison's grave
or Leon Russell's grew there you go all are my

(01:38:46):
ex wife? All good? All buried right there? All good choices?
I guess. I don't know. I've never been, Uh, should like?
Would I go? Should I go? I don't know, not really.
We weren't together when it happened. Folks are buried there now,
and I feel like it's tainted now because of which
version yours in highs. I'm sure here's a wild take.

(01:39:09):
I'm sure there are people buried there that are worse
than any of the other people. We know you think
so absolutely we all get put in the same soil. Dude, truth,
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Opening nine continues on the West Coast, where the Lakers
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And I believe the Griffies, the baseball father son team,
are there in attendance to honor another father son team
playing together. That's cool. Yeah, I mean, BRONI is probably
a little overhyped and I don't know how much NBA
power he's gonna be a big of a threat he's
going to be. Yeah, he's not gonna be his dad,
It does not appear that way right now. But still

(01:41:20):
a father son do a playing together. What an awesome moment. Yeah,
for sure. And you can hate Lebron James or say
he's not as good as Jordan or Kobe or whatever,
but the idea that the things that he's done in
the National Basketball Association is pretty wild. And multiple championships
with different teams, right, is him father son team?

Speaker 6 (01:41:40):
Like?

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Yes, Yes, it's very good for both of them. It's
a cool story, for sure. The Saints are out in
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enduring ending injury to Rashid Shaheed. NFL Network is reporting
that Marquez Valdez Scantling has agreed to terms with the Saints.
Year old has been released by the Buffalo Bills last

(01:42:02):
week after totally just two catches for twenty six yards
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sixteen touchdowns in ninety eight career games, split between the Bills,
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(01:42:22):
Cowboys head coach Mike McCarthy responded to recent criticism from
Cowboys Hall of Famer and friend of The Big Man
Morning Show Troy Aikman last week. Troy Aikman said quote,
I think the routes are terrible. I think they run
terrible routes, and I've thought that beyond this year. I
think Ceedee Lamb has to improve his route running. And
as quarterback, if you aren't certain where guys are gonna

(01:42:43):
be consistently, it's gonna be hard to play the position.
The former Cowboys QB went on to say that the
team appeared to be lazy off the line of scrimmage.
Mike McCarthy told the media Monday. He does not agree
with Troy Aikman's word choice. Carthy's in a hell of
a pickle because he's disagreeing with Cowboy royalty. Yeah, he

(01:43:06):
could ease it. That's a a CLM career limiting move. Well,
what he says, he has to say. He has to
be careful what he says, right. I don't know if
Troy Aigman has the ear of Jerry Jones or the
front office or how that looks. Right, No, but if
Troy said something, it would carry some weight behind it.
I And you know, you could make some arguments about

(01:43:26):
Troy Aikman and when he was a quarterback and how
they were perceived and all those things, but whatever, he
still has the pedigree, right, And if he's saying your
guys are lazy, maybe you should listen. Maybe. And McCarthy's like,
he can't, he can't go. Yeah, he's right, right, of course,
because he's gonna lose the locker room. Uh huh. So

(01:43:47):
he's got to be like, I mean, I just don't
agree with the words he's choosing. I think he would
have been better off of just going listen. Troy has
the history with the Cowboys and has put been a
part of cheachampionship teams, and he may be onto something
that we need to play better. We have not been
playing to the caliber of talent that is on this team.

(01:44:08):
You can say that, I think without losing the locker
room for sure, are we doing our best? I think
we're capable of better. I think these guys can be
pushed to perform better and perform at an output that
brings a championship to Dallas. I think you can say that.
I don't think he would lose the locker room at all.
I don't think so either, because I think they all
know they're playing like trash their records showing it, but

(01:44:29):
he's showing belief in them, like, Hey, these guys are talented,
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Lindsay is out, but she will return. We need to
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This is your opportunity to ask anything you want. Just remember,
keep it clean, no bodily fluids, nothing sexual, and don't forget.
We can and will pass on a question. Let's open
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bmm mass and whatever that is to A two nine
four five. We got a question earlier and I'm going
back to it because I don't it's we can definitely
do this because Lindsay's not in the room, okay, because
I don't know this answer. I don't think I know
this answer. Huh, and I'm pretty sure you don't know
the answer. No, what is everyone's areola size on the show?

(01:46:13):
Please describe in coin size. So gimbie, I will show
you mine and I will make you can make the determination. Okay,
I'll give my best judgment from here and then you
can show me yours and I will try to. Now
I'm gonna guess I think I have nickel nichols. Do

(01:46:34):
you have a nickel on you?

Speaker 6 (01:46:36):
Not?

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
Okay, it's a little bit bigger than a penny, but
not as big as a quarter. Okay, all right, okay,
so you think you got nickel size areolas? Yeah, no,
those are way bigger than nichols. Really, yeah, I think
that's about a quarter size. That's about the size of
a quarter. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, just based
on from this, you know, angle and distance, that looks

(01:46:59):
about quarters. Sew nipples is another thing. I'll win a race.
But like, oh, for sure, man, you you've got eraser nipples. Yeah,
I'm poking an eye out. Yeah yeah, it's a speed
bump for sure. Let's see what we got going on here.
It's so weird. But can you see from here?

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
Years are there?

Speaker 6 (01:47:15):
You go?

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
Uh yeah, that might be a dollar coin. Do you
think so, silver dollar? We're not a silver dollar. Those
new dollar coins that are bigger than a quarter, got
you hat, silver dollars, they're pretty big a quarter in
my pot yet. Okay, just on the other side of
the road, all right. So here's a rusty old quarter

(01:47:40):
and uh, because I was thinking the same thing about
myself about quarter size areolas. So I'll take the quarter
and I'll match it up and boom boom, you got coverage, dude,
the exact size. Yeah size, Yeah you congratulations. Thanks, So
there you go. That's the wait till the girls out

(01:48:03):
of town to do this. Have you ever been with
have you ever seen someone with a third nipple? GIMPI?
Oh yes. I don't know if it was physician diagnosed
as a third nipple as opposed to a just a growth.

(01:48:23):
But somebody's been like, I got a third nipple. I'm like, whatever,
let me see, and he was like, here you go.
And it was just like a little like a skin
tag is what it looked like. Yeah, on the side
of their man. Boo. Yeah, I have seen a third nipple.
It isn't like what you think it's gonna look like.
Most time, it's a freckle or just a little raised bump,
like Kimpy said, And it ain't anything to ride home about, right,

(01:48:46):
They're they're not feeding kids off of them. Yeah, or
have any sensitive rhyme a rog in his zone. Would
you rather be high as a kite on LSD and
suddenly find yourself at one of those by these exhibits
where it's a bunch of corpses stripped to their skin
and such. Or wake up from a night of blackout

(01:49:09):
drinking and discover you made fourteen two minute calls between
one am and three am to your boss that you
have no memory of. Would you rather behind the kyte
on LSD and suddenly find yourself at one of those
bodies exhibits where it's a bunch of corpses stripped of
their skin and such, Or wake up from a night

(01:49:31):
of blackout drinking and discover you made fourteen two minute
calls between one am and three am to your boss
that you have no memory of. I'm going with the
drunken phone calls to the boss because I feel that
would be a little more excusable. I've done some LSD
in my time, and I feel going into one of
those bodies exhibits is asking for a bad trip, Oh bro,

(01:49:55):
just the sheer terror behind all that. They look cool
when you're sober, like, oh great, that's what you look
like with your muscles, and that's what you're you know,
your your nerve system looks like. But tripping on LSD
bad news man. So I think that if I made
fourteen two minute calls to the boss between one and
three in the morning, he's gonna know, GIMPI was just

(01:50:18):
drunk or you know, messed up on something and that's
what happened. I feel like fourteen two minute calls, there's
a high probability I am doing or saying something in
those twenty eight minutes that could get me fired. Do
you think so? Whereas a psychotic episode at a corpse exhibit,

(01:50:42):
which I've been to, there's plenty of places to hide
and not look right, right, I think might be safer
for me future longevity with the company. Maybe I could
get arrested at a corpse exhibit and not get fired
from my job. I call thirty minute phone call to

(01:51:02):
my boss collected, right, I could probably say some things
that would get me fired. Okay, I see your point,
But I feel like I would be like that would
at least be a talking to h ever been super
high slash drunk and had a quote just be cool
and no one will be able to tell. Moment that

(01:51:24):
you realized everyone could tell. Yes, every time I walked
into my parents' house from the age of sixteen till
the time I moved out, I would come in super
ripped eyes, redder than red, could be right, and I

(01:51:47):
would just like, just play a cool man, Just play
a cool Everything'd be fine, everything'd be fine. I'm walking,
just go straight to my room, lay down and go
to bed, everything and be all right. And I knew
they knew, they knew what was up. Yeah, I one
time thought I was leaning on a tree and I wasn't.
I was leaning on a human being, all right. You know,

(01:52:14):
aren't one arm on the hip? Another one leaned on
the tree? Wasn't a tree? Was Promo Brady to be fair,
He is big, built like a trunk man boy and
just nice. Didn't say anything. Oh no, he wouldn't. Uh.

(01:52:34):
Who are your favorite top favorite artists slash bands? Is
there anyone you'd go see on a school night or
travel for I'm assuming you've seen most of your must
go tos. So question is who as some of your
top favorite artist slash bands. Is there anyone you'd go
see on a school night or travel for. Yeah, I'll

(01:52:56):
just start with the most recent ones that going out
on a school night and traveling for, and that was
Stgel Simpson and Post Malone, two separate concerts didn't tour together.
But I typically don't take off of work, and I
typically don't go out on a school night unless the
concert unless the artist is well worth it. I feel

(01:53:17):
they're worth it. I felt those two were worth it.
Nathaniel Ratelift and The Night Sweats was another one that
I felt was well worth going out on a school night,
staying up super late to go watch them. Now who
require so many moving parts? Someone to take the kids

(01:53:39):
to school the next day like it requires a lot
of stuff. Short answer, yes, yes, long answer, I would
do it for Taylor Swift again, Zach Bryan, Nathaniel Ratelift,
Marx King. That's why I can think of off the

(01:54:01):
top of my head right as far as UH top
favorite artist and bands, that is an ever evolving list, right,
and it doesn't make the ones that come off the
list less like likable, no you just hear a new
song from a new artist you've never heard before, and
that kind of stays in rotation, yeah for a while.

(01:54:23):
So like I like Casey Musgraves, I like really ray
La Montana, I like Tool, And I would travel probably
to see any of those, Okay, if it worked out. See,
I wouldn't travel to see Tool. And I think maybe

(01:54:44):
because I've seen them so many times. And I say
so many, I think I've seen them like maybe a
small handful of times, like maybe four or five times,
and I'm not going to travel to Oklahoma City to
see them or phomos. No, No, that's a valid point.
If they were playing Red Rocks in Colorado, I would
do that, or if they were playing ah, some cool

(01:55:08):
place right like Stone Hinge. Right, it would have to
be again, it would have to be the right thing, right. See.
Even though what was it back in September was the
last month the Pumpkins, Green Day, Rancid Down and Jerry World,
I really wanted to go. I missed Green Day when
they came to town here last time, stupid COVID. But

(01:55:31):
I was like, oh, that's all the way in Dallas.
I think I'm just gonna go ahead and pass on
that trip. Have either of you taken off your pants
in front of the opposite sex and the reaction is, oh,
I wasn't expecting that. And I mean that in a
good way, not a negative. You were taking your pants

(01:55:54):
off in front of the opposites or whatever. I just
want to include everybody, sure, and their reaction wasn't what
you were expecting to me? Oh, I wasn't expecting that,
like they're saying, oh, I wasn't expecting that. Not. No, No,
that's never happened to me. Maybe if they were wearing

(01:56:18):
coke bottled glasses. No, no, do men that are well
gifted have that moment of anticipation that they're going to
take their pants off and women are going to have

(01:56:40):
an oh my feeling? Because I don't know if that's
real and if so, do women have a comparison of
when they undressed? Like for them, is it fully undressed, right?
Or is it just when they take their brazier off
right or take their panties off? Eyes are dumb, so

(01:57:01):
we'd probably do it all the time, right, you take
your glasses off, It's like, yeah, But do women have
an anticipation moment? If anything? Mine has been in the
opposite direction, like a god, hell, they don't run right.
And also the number of times I've been in front

(01:57:21):
of a woman has been with my wife fourteen fifteen years,
and I've taken my pants off and been like, what
do you think? Please? Evaluate is zero with the lights on?
Because it's one thing, you know, with the glow of
a TV in the background, you know, as opposed to
all the lights are on. I think if you are

(01:57:43):
comically built, if you know what I mean, you know,
for the guys, you could be like, how can't wait
to see her reaction when she sees this sixteen inch monster?
You know what I mean. I felt like you didn't
need to say that, but okay, I know what you meant.
I'm just saying yeah. And if you do, as a
guy who's comically gifted, does that get old? You're like,

(01:58:05):
here we go. I think it would. I think it would.
I just don't think that's a real thing. I don't
think that that is a thing that happens a lot
like the HBO Entrancer, the Disney and you know thing
like here's the start. Yeah, no, that doesn't app at

(01:58:26):
least it doesn't happen with me, and it never has.
I'm a big beat believer in meeting expectations. And if
I have some grand presentation, there better be a payoff, right,
And if they ain't gonna be there, we're gonna quickly
move on to the next scene. Right, that's just me.

(01:58:47):
If you're gonna build a perfect salad, what would be
on it? This is what makes us number one, folks,
the content jumping that happens. All right, we're building the perfect,
perfect sou I love this question. I got to pretend.
I gotta get myself in salad bar mode. Okay, So
the first thing is, I'm going for the green leaf lettuce,

(01:59:08):
not the iceberg salad mix. That stuff is disgusting, all right,
So that's your base. And then I'm throwing down some
chopped ham, some chomped turkey, lots of scram or the
hard boiled eggs. I do love the hard boiled eggs
on a salad, all right. Cheese, branch, bacon bits, black olives, cucumbers, croutons,

(01:59:43):
sunflower seeds. Wow, that's a lot of stuff. I'll make
a hell of a salad. I mean, I don't know
how you go wrong with that many ingredients. Yeah, yeah,
that's my perfect salad. Yeah, so not spinach, but could
be spinach. I'll go with romaine, hearts, a good olive oil, seasoning, salt,

(02:00:10):
lightly seasoning salt, red wine vinegar, parmesan cheese, just a
little bit of red wine vinegar. You need an acid
in there, shredded parmesan cheese, and a protein. So it
could be cooked trimp. It could be a cooked chicken
in small cubes, all right, in I'm not hating. It

(02:00:34):
doesn't have to be sexy, doesn't he You can you
can go ross dress for less where there's everything everywhere,
and a cherry I like cherry tomatoes. So okay, the
text we get from people is so insane to me.
These are I am going to read these word for word,

(02:00:57):
not a brag, which is a brag, uh huh. But
I have had a lot of women react that way,
and it's never expected. I don't make a habit of
looking at other guys junks, so I don't know how
big I am or not. Okay, first of all, yeah
you do. So if you've ever been in in a

(02:01:19):
locker room, right, it's sometimes unavoidable. And how about this,
if you've seen any penis on TV. You've thought about
it in comparison to yourself. Absolutely, uh, hord Or, but
from Game of Thron Sure, But how about the fact
you picked up your phone and you typed that to

(02:01:40):
us tells me all I need to know about You're
not brag brag. Yeah, you know what you got, you're
bragging about it. Another one biggest moment of anticipation for
guys is the first time you see your ladies. Boobs
could be good, could be even worse. I don't agree
with that. I don't know. Guy. Everybody's choice for boob
is different. So it it is you've already decided. Yeah, yeah,

(02:02:07):
I think it's like pizza. You know you're gonna eat it? Yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Some guys don't like girls with big breasts.
Some guys don't like girls with small breasts. They don't
want to have somebody with small breasts in them, right, fatties.
But like I sometimes, for me, again, the question was

(02:02:28):
for ladies. It wasn't for what a guy's anticipation was.
So again, just it was bizarre role you need to
play to make yourself the center of the conversation. Miller,
Lighter bud Light, Which do you prefer gonna go fishing later,
help me decide. Great question. I love this, Okay, Yeah,
I'm a bud Light guy. I'm just gonna be honest

(02:02:49):
with you, Always have been, always will be, you know.
But I support the other brands just as well. I
think this. If you're going fishing, I think you need
to not do either one of those. And that's not
a knock on either one of those. Get yourself some
pbr get yourself hands a natty light man, like if

(02:03:13):
you're kicking it kicking it's like going bowling drinking craft beer.
I don't feel like those gel right. No, if you're
going bowling, it has to be a draft beer in
a picture or high life. I'm always a fan of
drinking high Life when I'm bowling, just just my two cents.
It's like to me, it's like if you're gonna walk,

(02:03:36):
if you're gonna eat Italian food, man, get some Chianti
like get classic fit the narrative another one guy texting
it about his penis so bizarre. Being well endowed means

(02:03:57):
women say no when you take off your pants. Average
sal average size is preferred by most women. How do
you know, right, because that's what they tell me as
a man. How do you know? That's what all the
women have ever told him? I like the average size,
yours is fine, it's good enough for me. My wife

(02:04:18):
and I have a joke when like, uh whatever, and
she was like whatever, I'm wearing something to make some
She's like, yeah, no, it's good. I'm like you have
to say that as my wife. Yes, absolutely, we wouldn't
be together if you were like stupid dumb. So you
don't know if they're being honest. Lindsay's gone and all

(02:04:39):
the effing widows caut weirdos come out. No, they're there,
but she I don't. She's so skittish that like, right, actually,
what is your favorite beer? Caim Bee said his but
yeah but light, Yeah, but light Mine again is a

(02:04:59):
revolving door. I have like a handful that I kind
of rotate through. But I typically like IPAs double IPA's
if I can't see through it. I'm a happy camper
when it comes to my beers. Uh one, I can't
say on the radio, these guys are really proud of themselves. Yes,

(02:05:24):
it's really weird. It's very weird. I've never looked at
other men, but I'll gladly share how well I doubt
I am with other men? What are you doing? Right?
Not to brag? Get out of here. Yeah, women scream
when I pull my pants down. Good for you. Right,

(02:05:44):
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that information.
I don't know what you texting that in to two men. Right.
Your expected result was that we'd be like, oh, mercy,
we'll know the thing about it, or like, oh, I'm jealous.
They know that women are and they're trying to solicit.
They're like, well, like women are gonna call us and go,
what's the what's that guy's number? Exactly? If you are

(02:06:11):
that gift to just walk around with it hanging out,
see what happens. See if everybody agrees, see if everybody
runs in terror. All right, we got to take a break.
We'll be back.

Speaker 6 (02:06:22):
Tilsa's Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The assault
continues the next twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (02:06:40):
Good Morning, It's the Big Man Morning showt We were
talking yesterday about the kid from one Direction that jumped
off his third story building. And now they have preliminary
reports already from his odd top see of what was

(02:07:01):
in his system. Now, a lot of that I've I've
never heard of a lot of this, so apparently it
is uh something that is out there or available. But
according to initial toxicology reports, he had a drug in

(02:07:22):
his system known as pink cocaine. You ever heard of it? Uh? No?
And this could be an urban myth, but back in
the day doing the methamphetamines, they say that there was
pink myth out there and if you got that that

(02:07:44):
that was made by the government distributed out into the public.
So pink pink cocaine uh and true, uh, white boy
doesn't do cocaine form. I googled it and it is
a mixture of psychoactive substances and pink dyed of powder

(02:08:09):
into the cocaine. Okay. Along with that, they did find
some other things including ketamine, ecstasy, and an argentinean form
of meth. Okay. I wonder if that's stronger than a
you know, regular old American math. So again, so they

(02:08:31):
found ketamine, ecstasy, math, pink cocaine in his system, yeah,
as well as they believe alcohol because there was prescription
medication and alcohol in the room. Is that all that
you're finding that he had in him? Because I found

(02:08:52):
that's all feels like a lot yeah. I read this
morning that he also had regular cocaine in a system, okay,
and crack, yeah right. I I I understand doing drugs,
I don't understand doing the whole catalog, right. I also

(02:09:18):
read that he had benzos in his system along with
the crack, right, which would be in the anxiety drugs
if I remember correctly, xanax or something to that effect. So, yeah,
he had quite the plethora of drugs in his system.
But you got to think about it like this. So
a lot of those are uppers that he's doing. Right,

(02:09:42):
Your cocaine, your crack, your argentine in math, right, those
are all uppers. You could even go so far as
to say the ecstasy is probably an upper as well. Okay,
So to counteract, I am going way too hard right now,
and I need you calm the f down. Well how

(02:10:03):
do we do that? How do we counterbalance all those uppers? Well,
we start doing downers. So we'll start drinking liquor, beer, wine, whatever, xanax,
valume all those to kind of counter and bring down
the you know, all the uppers that you're on. I
think that's how you end up being on a cocktail

(02:10:25):
like this guy was on. That's a buffet. That isn't
a cocktail, that's a buffet. Yeah. I had seen it
this morning and I was like, oh my goodness, he
had a lot of junken a system. I like to
repair things, like fix things when they're broken, if I could,

(02:10:46):
to my own halibit. I'm actually pretty good at it, right,
And part of my ability to be pretty good at
it is to know when I'm in over my head okay,
and know that I have I'm only making it worse.
So if I'm repairing something, I'll start, and then if
I'm adding something else, I'm like, okay, well then okay,
and then I'll add something else. I'm like, whoof It

(02:11:09):
feels like I'm maybe out of my leg. All right,
let's try one more thing. And then you do and
you're like, all right, right right, yeah, I need to
bring in the big guns, right. I guess what I'm
saying is is that I hear you that you have
to take one to go back to put the pendulum
in the other direction. But at some point, and this
is probably where the air in my thinking is as

(02:11:29):
you go, oh okay, no self awareness, I guess too. True,
slow the train true. However, you don't have five, six, seven, eight,
ten or more people around you while you're trying to
repair this thing, cheering you on. Oh you could do

(02:11:51):
it this way, or you could do it like this.
Well that didn't work out. So person number three chimes
in with their idea, you know what I mean. So
you just keep on going, Well, maybe that could work.
Maybe that could work, Maybe that could You're right, you're right,
you're right. Well that plan failed. Let's try another one,
and then, you know you you are definitely in over
your head. But the people you're surrounded by keeps pushing

(02:12:14):
to try to keep fixing the situation. And in this case,
it was, you know, let's do some cocaine. Have you
ever smoked crack before? No? Well, it's like cocaine, but
as soon as you smoke it, your heart's gonna go explode.
Well that sounds like a good time. Let's try it.
Have you ever heard of this stuff called pink cocaine?
I mean you've had regular cocaine? Yeah, you just had

(02:12:37):
pink coch right? Right? Well no I haven't. What is it?
Oh my goodness, you're gonna love it. Here, try some
chop chop, chop chop chop. Oh that's great. That's good. Hey,
my buddy's got some argentine and meth. If you really
want to take this party to the next level, Okay,
hey listen, I'm already in. Let's do it. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Yeah,

(02:13:01):
but that's why I guess I'm no fun at parties,
is I'm like, Okay, once the pink cocaine comes out,
you're like, guy, I just know that when somebody starts. Yeah,
but if you had this, yeah, but if you had this,
you're like, I'm fine. It's this happens in the beer
world too. This happens. Yeah, this happens in the pizza

(02:13:23):
world too. So like when you're at a beer and
you're like, oh, I had I had an I had
an I p A with basil and Sesshuan peppers, and
you're like, really, I got I gotta taste that. Do
you have any right? Oh? Yeah, I got some? Here
you go. What you think was that good? Yeah? That
was good? Yeah? But have you had the I p

(02:13:44):
A with ghost peppers in it? No? Yeah, it's it's
it's a subtle buzz. Really, Yeah, it's like you're getting
the burr in your mouth and you can do that
and you're like, Okay, have you ever put a gun
in your mouth and pulled the trigger And you're like no, oh,
but it does happen. The next thing you know, you're

(02:14:05):
past drunk and your but hole's on fire. Because you
wanted you wanted to keep up. You wanted to keep
up with your friends, you wanted to impress them. Now,
you didn't want to look like a pussy in front. Now,
I no. I learned this word a long time ago,
and it has served me well, kept me out of trouble.

(02:14:29):
I've been in scenarios where I've seen large amounts of
drugs on tables, and this word played a good role
in my life. There's times where I've failed at using
this word accurately, but I try to harvest this word
in any time I'm in a situation. And that is

(02:14:49):
the word enough to be able to be a human
and know when you've had enough money, vacation, pizza, beer, right, drugs, BS, trauma.

(02:15:10):
It is literally the word has saved me in many scenarios.
I could agree it's taken me, ah, Now, it's taken
me a long time to get there. Now, I said,
I could agree, I didn't say I would agree, but
I said I could agree. There are times when I'm like, no,
I've had enough. No, I'm good, Hey, gimp, you want

(02:15:32):
to you want to hit this blunt? No, I'm good,
I'm toased, bro, I can't do it anymore. But there's
been other times where I'm like, yeah, sure, probably more
times that I've said yes, sure, Yeah, I would argue
your fomo. One's fomo is what fuels that because in
all the times I've been like enough, there's always been
another time, right right. I may have missed out on

(02:15:53):
that one, but there will be others. There always is
right right. But you don't want to look like a pussy.
See again, it's ego fear of missing out. All right,
we gotta take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 6 (02:16:06):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show
ninety seven KMOT.

Speaker 1 (02:16:23):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Jimp. What'd
you learn today? Well? I learned that you like the
ones that plug in, and I also learned not to brag.
But we've been your number one morning show on cam
Mad for twelve years now, and we're gonna continue to
be your number one morning show on cam made for

(02:16:44):
another twelve years and we owe it all to big
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needs oil, and also learned to wait till they hear
how big I am. Give me my phone, honey, Corbyn

(02:17:05):
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and I'm sorry you, thank you, thank you Daddy. Can
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Speaker 2 (02:17:55):
Douglas rocking up, bless Tulsa.

Speaker 1 (02:17:59):
Which right, boy, you know, I hate to just hijack you,
but we were talking about it's it's on the Sports

(02:18:20):
Center or whatever right now that you know what's the
bigger deal the Chiefs being undefeated or the Niners what
they're three and four, and we both agree that, you know,
the Niners probably is the bigger deal or whatever. Shocking, shocking,
And I'm like, yeah, we're just getting raped with with
plagued with injuries, and you agreed that you guys are
as well. And I'm sitting here thinking, I'm like, you know,

(02:18:42):
f round, we could still take it, because all we
got to do is just make it to the wild
card round and then just start stomping ass in the
playoffs and could still make it to the super Bowl.
You know, have you said it many of times before
that like these these games, that's what really matters right there.
So I'm hoping as a Niners fan that that's what happens.

(02:19:05):
We at least make it to the wild card round
and then we just start kicking ass after that. Yeah, So,
looking at the the group you guys are in in
the wild card scenario, you are not likely right, So

(02:19:29):
in a wild cards on the bubble, you guys are behind.
So all right on the NFC right now in the
hunt is Lions, Commander, Seahawks, Falcons, Vikings, Packers, Bears. That's sad,
isn't it. The Bears are doing, and then on the
bubble Eagles, Buccaneers, Cowboys, Cardinals, then the forty nine ers

(02:19:56):
we're like at the bottom of the fucking last year,
and then Ram Saints, Giants, Panthers, so and then it
has a projection of probability playoff probability. So Lions ninety
percent playoff probability. Yeah, they're kicking out. Yeah, as long
as they don't get dealt with injuries and they play
at the level, yeah, they are absolutely gonna win. The
National League Commanders one hundred percent. Man. The only thing

(02:20:20):
that I think they're in danger of is lack of experience. Right,
they have a sixty two percent probability, Seahawks forty percent,
Falcons sixty two percent, Vikings eighty seven percent, Packers sixty five,
Bears thirty five percent, and then I'm not going to
go through all of them, but just the forty nine
ers forty eight percent. So that still puts them well

(02:20:41):
eligible to make it in it could we have to
play a perfect season, I think, for the rest of
the season to make it there. If we continue to
play like we're doing now, this SAP. This is if
the playoffs today, right, anything a change, yes, anything a
change at all whatsoever. So that's kind of where my

(02:21:01):
hope is. You know, just leave the glimmer of hope
out there that we can make it to the wildcard.
You know, play the rest of the season out damn
near perfect, win our games, get to the wildcard round
and at least start kicking ass there and then take
it back to the to the big game for the
forty Because you, like you said that you guys have

(02:21:23):
had injuries. What is the thing that takes you out
of it completely? What do you mean because debos? Oh,
so like the next? Who's the next? What's the key
that would have to go for you to be like?
It's over a fucking party getting hurt? Pert, I agree,
party getting hurt is the that's the only thing holding
us together right now. Yeah, he's the he's the in

(02:21:44):
game manager for sure. Absolutely take them out and if
he gets hurt and we end up going with a backup,
not everybody is a fucking rock party third string fucking
backup that just blows everybody away. Yeah, Dobbs could be
some Brandon Allen could be something mm hmm. I mean
remember Party was a third Stringer exactly. So it is possible.

(02:22:04):
It is possible, but not everybody's like that. Yeah, and
and and God forbid, hope that's not the case. But
if he got injured or something happened to him, I'm
calling season done. I would I would call it done
right then and just be like, hey, guys, let's just
let's just finish up the season and we'll work on
next season and try to do better. Well, we will

(02:22:25):
do better, there's no try. Yeah for us. If Patrick
Mahomes went down, that that would be the end. Or
maybe now Patrick Mahomes, it would be the one that
would have to for sure, maybe Chris Jones like, because
our defense is what's saving us in all of our game,
so right, But I mean, you've got somebody in the
Homes that can do He could carry that team. Honestly.

(02:22:47):
You can have a you know, Kelsey not be there,
none of those big players be there, and he could
still carry the team. Yes, I think so. I'm just saying, like,
besides Kelsey, are besides Mahomes who obviously wills that team
into victories. And listen to this. I saw this this morning.

(02:23:09):
This is really fascinating. This is the Chief's stats because
obviously the interceptions, which like the interceptions on Sunday, were
batted down. Player felt those really aren't his interceptions, right,
that he wasn't like brock Purty throwing it straight to
the defender. But I will argue too that like in

(02:23:29):
a couple of them, the receiver went in the wrong
direction and party thought he was going to be somewhere
else or where he was supposed to. You could make
that anyway. So this is their offense fourth in positive
earned points after so like, that's that's yeah, good, seventh
in scoring drive percentage top ten, fourth and lowest punp
percentage and second fewest plays that go for no gain.

(02:23:52):
The Chiefs either score or they turned the ball over,
and that's that is the stat that's not terrible. Are
they throwing interceptions? Yes, right, But when they get the
ball and if they don't turn it over, they're scoring. Right.
We have scored what was the stat It's some ridiculous number.
We have scored like more than twenty one points every

(02:24:14):
game since like Week seven of last year. Yes, I'm
not saying that the Chiefs aren't good. They clearly are.
They're working on their third straight Super Bowl. They run
over everybody. Yeah, but it gets fucking hold sometimes. Yeah,
like come on, come on, there's another one. There was

(02:24:37):
a TikTok that keep coming up, right because they'll like
replay the games or whatever, and it's like flag on
the play player player was too close to Patrick Mahomes'
personal space. Fifteen yard loss, Chiefs win by fifty points.
It's like, yeah, well that's kind of yeah, whatever it

(02:25:00):
was anyway. Yeah, Chiefs have scored over twenty one points
in five of six games, including twenty on the forty
nine Ers and twenty six on the Ravens and Saints,
which were supposed to be good defensive teams for sure,
ten number ten in yards per game, number thirteen points
per game, forty percent of the top ten in total
offense yards with the Ravens, forty nine Ers, Falcons, and Bengals. Like,

(02:25:22):
that's not horrible company, no, it just as people are
like they're so bad. Mahomes is over, Okay, No, if
this is over, I'll take it. Yeah, and I'm not
gonna lie. I have thought that thought many a times
of who can this motherfucker just retire already? And I think,
you know, personally, if it was me, if it was me. No, Now,

(02:25:42):
this guy's making way too much. But I say, you know,
get as much as you can if it was me,
get your third straight super Bowl. Yeah, get your four
strage super Bowl if you can, you know, and then retire,
stack up some cheese and keep doing you know, fucking
endorsements for State Farm or whatever, which I think that's
so bizarre that they've got, you know, in one commercial

(02:26:05):
you can see Patrick Mahomes and Andy Reid and sometimes
Travis Kelsey all three in state form. I'm like, that's
so nuts that they have all those, you know, And
I'm like, I wonder how much State Farm dishes out
for those three ple people. So the story is. But
there's two interesting things about Mahomes. He will only film

(02:26:26):
commercials in Kansas City. He doesn't want to travel to
do films our commercials because he wants to have it
in the community, and he doesn't want to travel from
his family. Okay, which makes sense, sure if you can
dictate that. And three, when they renew, he's always like,
I want to spread the wealth, and I thought that
that might be our case. I thought that might be

(02:26:47):
the case because I don't know shit about the fuck
when it comes to that and how their deals set up,
and I was like, I wonder he got the gig
as you know, the spokesperson for State Farm. He's like, well,
I want my buddy. I was here to be in
on it too and get some money. Well, when I
get coaching involved as well, so to essentially spread the

(02:27:07):
wealth as well. He's not charismatic. Andy Reid's not charismatic
dude now, but neither is Saban. And he's in those
commercials for app You're like, yeah, this is uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah,
I'm not gonna lie there. The Airbnb ones are money.
Seeing Andy Reid in a commercial, you're just like, oh,
that doesn't fit, but whatever, it works. But he can

(02:27:30):
be funny. The fumbleu Ski Buki. Yeah you said, I'm
not gonna say that pretty funny. Yeah, uh yeah. I
love it either way. I just like watching it. It's
more fun when you have people that are into it
as well. Uh so, yeah, I just love That's kind

(02:27:51):
of where I'm at. I'm not I'm not expecting to
make it far in season. I'm not expecting for the
forty nine ers to make it that far. But it's
still a good quality television and entertaining. I would argue
you didn't get a fair shake because you really became
a fan the year they go to the Super Bowl, right, right, right,
I've always been a fan, right, but to really get
into it, yeah I am now, yeah, absolutely so? All right,

(02:28:17):
So we get these emails about solicitation for interviews. I
could bore you with some of them. I'll give you one.
We got an interview where'd that one go? Because it
was funny? We got an interview wanting us to talk

(02:28:37):
to the Alzheimer's and dementia care expert. So we get
a lot of requests for things like that, right yeah,
which I don't think you need me to tell you.
We pass on ninety nine point nine percent of them.
I don't know. I think you passed up on a
good one. There. I remember we do the interview, but

(02:28:58):
we act like we never remember anything. Who's this right?
See but this one? And then we get a followup,
usually like, hey, just want to see if you have
time to talk to the dementia whatever person? And again
if I if I don't recognize it, it's gone. Yeah,
And sometimes we even get them for some famous people,
and sometimes it depends on who it is. And we're like, eh,

(02:29:20):
I don't want to deal with that. Yeah, and so
this one, though I'm bringing up because of the topic
is so bizarre. Okay, So they're wanting to know if
we would like to have these two experts on, both doctors,
to talk about the safety tips of bonfires. Huh, Corbyn

(02:29:48):
circling back to see if you had any more questions
about bonfire safety tips to avoid particle pollution. Still have opportunities,
but they're going fast to meet with doctor David bla
blah blah and doctor Anthony blah blah blah to discuss
methods to safely enjoy your next bonfire. Oh man, I'd

(02:30:10):
rather take lessons on how to make the perfect news.
What the fuck? Man? I want to have them on
and go what made this an issue? What was the
second what's the thing you were working on? And what's
the next thing on the plan? Because I feel like this,
can you can deal with this later? Yeah? Yeah? Tell

(02:30:31):
me cancer is in one of those slots, Maybe child
sex trafficking, maybe dependency issues. Hate When you say how
to be safe at your next bonfire, I'm like, okay,
make sure that nobody catches fire. That would make sense. Okay.

(02:30:53):
I feel like that's the end of the conversation. Make
sure the fire is contained and it's not this I
love this. Okay, all right, so let's think of the
safety topics. Okay, hold on, we're gonna I'm gonna ask
good old chat GPT. Okay, okay, so start thinking like
just out loud brainstorm. Some of the concerns are dangers
of a bonfire. Okay, the concerns are dangers of bonfire.

(02:31:16):
How likely is it for a bond fire to get
out of control? I think that's my number one concern
And he's letting the chat GPT tell us the answer. Yeah, well,
I'm giving it trying to give it a all the
potential concerns, right, I asked it. What are the dangers

(02:31:38):
of bonfires that need to be addressed for public safety?
Is what I asked it. Okay. And so the first
that says the bonfires can pose several risks, okay, okay, yeah,
and addressing these dangers is important to ensure public safety.
Key concerns fire spread that feels with you go without

(02:32:00):
saying any even if you have a grill a campfire, Yes,
wind is an important attribute on the danger of it.
One little piece of coal fires up. Yeah, next thing
you know, you're burning down the neighborhood. Fire fuel availability
falls into that fire spread, like are you burning near
dry vegetation? Like right now we're in a burn band.

(02:32:21):
It's like some crazy fine. It's like a thousand dollars
fine if you get caught with an open flame, I believe,
including your grill. Really yeah. Other one air quality and
smoke inhalation. Bonfires can release harmful particles and toxic fumes
into the air when they're burned. Smoke inhalation can lead
to respiratory issues. Sure, So I don't set a lot

(02:32:45):
of bonfires off in the house. Usually they're done outside
and the wind will carry the smoke away. So I
don't really think of that as a concern, not for me. Now,
what else did you put in there? Form? Well, I
was checking something because I'll circle back to what we're done,

(02:33:09):
and I wanted to say, okay, uh yeah, smoke in relation,
all right, Burn injuries, people falling into yeah, hot fires.
Children and pets are particularly vulnerable. Yeah, because kids don't know.
I don't know why doesn't alcohol, but yeah, explosive hazards
of doing bonfire. That makes sense pressure throwing containers, and

(02:33:33):
that's what it says. Throwing aerosol cans, batteries, or pressurized
containers into bonfires can cause explosions. Absolutely. I've seen that
happen before. Not so much like with the batteries or whatever,
but aerosol cans. Those all over people. When I was
growing up in New Kirk. I don't know if they

(02:33:55):
still do this or not, but they used to around
homecoming time would have a giant bonfire for the school.
You might remember it was like A. A and M. Taylor.
Maybe they had a big bonfire and they make this
big structure and then it collapsed and a bunch of
people died. That might be why. Maybe they don't do

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that anymore. I don't even know if they still do it.
This was back in the mid nineties when we were there,
and kids would take fucking shotgun shells with them to
the bonfire, throw them in the bonfire. Uh. And I've
thrown lighters and fires before. Those usually don't cause much damage.
Just yeah, and that's it inside the fire. But I

(02:34:36):
get what they're saying, environmental damage, sure, okay, whatever alcohol consumption.
Public bonfires are often associated as social gatherings where alcohol
is consumed, risk of accidents and injuries increase. That makes sense. Sure,
I can't tell you how many times they've gotten drunk
and jumped through a bonfire or over a manywhere it's
been at least half a dozen times or more. Yeah,

(02:34:59):
a b do you mine? We were This was back
in the early two thousands. It was like twenty not
even twenty one yet, So yeah, this was two thousand
and we're out there gathered around, we're at the bonfire
and I just jump over boooo but doom, And he
looks at me and he's like, I see Jesus when
you're around, because I did some weird stuff that like

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would be considered dangerous jumping through fires or whatever. So uh,
legal restrictions and permits, sure, and proper extinguishing one hundred percent.
I can see that being a concern. You think it's
out a lot of those fires. You think they're out
in there, not wildlife. Impact. The heat, light and disturbments
can harm or displace wildlife, particularly at night when animals
are more active. I don't know anything about wildlife, so

(02:35:42):
I'm just gonna assume that they're telling the truth. Okay, Okay,
I'm sure that they are. I've never really taken that
into considerably. Like the bears were like, oh it's morning exactly.
You know, the raccoons and deers aren't coming out. You're like, oh,
let's gather around the fire. So I looked something up
because I remember this being a thing and it is
an old time practice in agriculture. And those are field burns. Oh,

(02:36:07):
you can reset a field. A lot of farmers do this.
It isn't as comedy more, but Kansas is a big
proponent of it. There are times when they do it.
Depending on when they do it. You can see it
from here in the sky. Oh really, it's pretty massive. Yeah.
When I was living a New Kirk, same thing. We
had a lot of wheat fields around and they would

(02:36:28):
torch their fields for the next harvest. And my buddy
Jesse Hauser, his grandpa, would be sitting out in his
front yard with his garden hose spraying off the roof
of the house, just trying to keep it moist in
case anything came up. It didn't burn the house down. Now,
his house never burned down, so I don't know if

(02:36:49):
that would worked or anything like that, But I'm thinking
if this fire gets out of control. Your fuh, yeah,
it has to do with maintenance, dealing with invasive species control,
past management, nutrient cycling. You can do it for cat
I know it for cattle, like it helps encourage a
special type of growth for cattle to feed on. I've

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always known it for the nutrients that it's given back
to the earth. So Kansas they do it from late
March through April, and they're less common, but they also
will do it in October in November. Okay, so it
is a thing. Now. These are the states the college
is with the most notable bonfires. Oh fun, Texas A

(02:37:32):
and m down to College Station. They've had one of
the most famous and largest bonfire traditions until the collapse
in nineteen ninety nine, which killed twelve students. The official
bonfire was discontinued by the university, but a student run
off campus bonfire still occurs as part of the homecoming celebration. Okay,
so they're just keeping the spirit alive. But hey, hey,

(02:37:54):
just do it off of campus. As long as the
still has nothing to do with it, We're good. Okay,
university must okay. Ole Miss continues to host bonfire's part
of homecoming pep rally, student performances Tailgate Clemson. They have
a long standing tradition of hosting a homecoming bonfire, often
associated with its rivalry football game against the game Cos.

(02:38:15):
It's typically part of a larger celebration that includes building
student designed floats at the field. McMurray University in Abilene, Texas, Okay,
they do it. And Nichols State University in Thibodeau, Louisiana,
they've had bonfires part of it for a long time.
Lot of cool schools still do it. It was not

(02:38:37):
a thing until I heard about the text one for
me anything about it really? Yeah, Now we would have
one at our university, but it was never like it
was never officially I don't remember being official university thing. Okay.
Maybe it was students getting together, let's have a bonfire, Yeah,
to get drunk and celebrate. Yeah, maybe again, maybe it was.
I don't recall it, okay in that way.

Speaker 6 (02:39:00):
M hm.

Speaker 1 (02:39:01):
I remember we did it into high school and that
was that. That was just only there when I moved
down here, so I moved from Newkirk over to Tonkowa.
I don't remember. I was only there for the one
year and I don't remember bonfires there. But of course
that's when I started smoke a pot too, so that
might have changed a little bit. But then when I
moved down here to Tulsa, I can't remember jinx ever

(02:39:23):
doing it. I don't remember Awasa doing it. But again,
I kind of shifted in life sure to where I'm
not wasn't so much, didn't give a damn about school
spirit anymore. I just wanted to go party with my friends.
But even then the friends were like, hey, go to
the bonfire, as it was like my yea sophomore or

(02:39:45):
my freshman years and before that. Now, I've been to
plenty of bonfires, but they almost all have been on
private land part of a camping thing or hangout or whatever. Yeah,
it's been a while since i've been to one. I've
been invited to a few. I'm just like, I'm cool
on sitting outside. I don't want to smell. Yeah, I

(02:40:05):
don't bother me. I smell smoke all the time. It's
just a bundle up and carry a fucking blanket and
we're sitting in front of this giant fire out in
the wood. It's usually too hot. You gotta move around
the smoke is it's it's a in the ass, It
really is. It really is. But I get the camaraderie
and we're fucking gathered around, we're having drinks, you know whatever.

(02:40:25):
There's always just seems like there's that one guy that
wants to make the fire bigger and more powerful. And
it's like, we're good, what is it? You're right, like,
it's there's always one guy that wants to throw gasoline
into it. You're like, okay again enough right, get the
palette over there, man, break it up, bring it up,
throw it on their bro throat on it. Here's some gas,
just get go it. My go ahead. Uh with my

(02:40:47):
in laws camp and we'll sometimes meet up with them
and take the kids out there or whatever and hang out.
And you know, it doesn't matter. I mean, goddamn hund
degrees and I probably we do a fire and yeah,
just let them do it right, no matter what. They
start picking shit up and just throwing it at the farm. Hey,
just because you want to watch it burn. Man, fire

(02:41:07):
is an amazing element. I'm not gonna lie. Surely is
sure The the destruction, the sheer destruction that it can
cause within a matter of seconds is just amazing, I think,
and it is fun to just a don and watch
it burn. So I get way the kids do it.
But you're right, it doesn't have to be like it.

(02:41:31):
There's a Richard Pryor movie where he watches kids on
a bus to try and like get in busting loose.
What the fuck you don't know this movie? It's dude,
It is a great movie. So in the movie he
plays an ex con who's given a chance to avoid
jail time. But I'll read what it says here. It
says Richard Plier plays Joe Braxton, the x con who's
trying to avoid jail time by driving a busload of

(02:41:53):
troubled kids across the country. The children are being relocated
after their special schools closed in Prior's characters tasked with
transporting them, along with their teacher played by Cicily Tyson.
The movie mixes comedy and heartwarming moments as Joe bonds
with the kids and helps them through various challenges in
their journey. So he's a bad guy, right, and he
plays that typical like Schucking and Jiv and Richard Pryor

(02:42:15):
coming out of jail to like being a heartwarming guy.
And in the in it, there's a kid hold on
there who is the pyro. Oh god, loose. There's this
one kid who's a pyro pyromaniac, Ernesto, one of the

(02:42:36):
trouble kids on the bus. He's portrayed as a child
with a paschant pashant for lightning things on fire, adding
both comedic and dramatic elements to Richard Pryor's character. Joe
Braxton has to deal with his behavior while keeping the
group safe with the journey. And at one point he's
like hitting on Cicily Tyson and he looks back and
there's a fire and he's like that, you know, being

(02:42:57):
like Richard Pryor character. It's just a great scene. Man.
I it's apparently it's on Amazon Prime, but I'm not
sure if I want to spend the three forty nine. Yeah,
so what, I don't think it'll be on again, It'll
be I've never heard of that movie. Oh dude, classic
Richard quotes quotes from because there are some fantastic ones.

(02:43:26):
It is just so perfect because he gets so frustrated. Uh,
I'm gonna give you all one warning. Don't make me
hurt you talking to children, right, Like, oh, okay, what
was a different time. He's yelling about the kids in Cicily,
Tyson's character goes, they're not crazy, mister Braxton, They're just different. Okay, Yeah,

(02:43:51):
I'm out here in the middle of nowhere with the
bustload of reject rejects in a dream, Ernesto. This is
one of the best quotes. Fire. I like Fire. Yeah.
It's a good movie, dude, it's fantastic. Check it out.
Then maybe I will break down, dude. To work through.
The Richard Pryor catalog is a solid way too. That's

(02:44:14):
a good gold half. Oh yeah, there's some good movies. Man.
I thought i'd seen them all, but apparently you've seen
Stir Crazy. Yeah. Stir Crazy is great. Court Brewster's Millions,
of course the most popular one. Yeah, let me see
ye that Friday. What's your favorite Richard Prior movie?

Speaker 2 (02:44:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:44:32):
Okay, Five Richard Pryor movies. Oh, top list, the top list? Gotcha? Uh?
These are the top five according to whatever right Silver Streak. Okay,
him and Gene Wilder actual comedy about a man framed
for murder on a cross country train. Prior's sharp humor
in chemistry with Wilder makes this one of the best.

(02:44:52):
Uh is this the one where they're on the train
like they are like it's kind of like a pseudo
Old West. No, no, no, it is not. Uh, Live
on the South, Bustin loose, Harlem Knights, Okay, the toy Okay, Bowsters,
Millions all right, which way is up? I don't think

(02:45:13):
I've ever heard of that one. Prior plays multiple Rosen
this comedy about a poor farm worker who accidentally becomes
involved in a union battle while dealing with personal and
family issues. Car Wash, Hell yeah, car wash right, the
original car wash? Yes, he's very limited in it. He
plays Daddy rich blue collar now tore auto workers Harvey Kaitel,

(02:45:38):
Fat Codo and Richard Pryor, who become involved in a
heist and subsequent dealings with their corrupt union. I don't
know that movie. Yeah, you could work through the through
the Richard Pryor catalog. That would be fun that. It
looks like it could be a fun way to spend
a Sunday. He's got quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah, he's

(02:45:59):
done some movies, man, all from apparently being not a
good dude either. No, how many wives do you think
he had? Richard Pryor? I want to say four four wives.
Let me phrase the question, how many times do you
think he was married? Four times? Seven, seven times? Eh?

(02:46:24):
What's the longest and what's the shortest? Oh, that's fun.
I want to say ten years is the longest. Probably
when he first got into the how about this goodness?
So he married Patricia Price in nineteen sixty They divorced
in nineteen sixty one. He married cher Shelley Bonus nineteen
sixty seven, divorced in nineteen sixty nine. He married Deborah

(02:46:45):
McGuire in nineteen seventy seven, divorced in nineteen seventy eight.
He married Jennifer Lee in nineteen eighty one, divorced in
nineteen eighty two. He married Flynn Blane in nineteen eighty six,
divorced in nineteen eighty seven. He married her again in
nineteen ninety divorced in nineteen ninety one. Well, they tried
to make it work out again. He then remarried Jennifer

(02:47:07):
Lee in two thousand and one, And that's apparently who
he was with when he died. Got it all right,
So he went back to the well a few times,
but most of original relationships didn't last more than a year.
That makes me feel better about myself. I could be wrong,
but he he had. He was known to be quite

(02:47:29):
the womanizer. Yeah, well it was a different time. Yeah,
back then, yes, it was more acceptable about this. Nine
years after Prior's death, a biographical book called Becoming Richard
Pryor by Scott Sahl stated that Prior acknowledged his bisexuality,
and in twenty eighteen, Quincy Jones and Prior's widow Jennifer Lee,

(02:47:50):
stated that Prior had a sexual relationship with Quincy Jones,
Marlon Brando that Prior was open with his friends about
his BISEXU one and the fact that he slept with men.
Prior's daughter disputes the claim, to which she stated was
in denial about her father's bisexuality. M He later told

(02:48:11):
the Hollywood entertainment series tm Z that it was the seventies.
Drugs were still good. If you did enough cocaine, you'd
hold on. Just make sure you did enough cocaine. You'd
fuck a radiator and send it flowers in the morning. Yeah,
I could believe that. In his autobiography, Prior Convictions, Prior's
talks about having two week relationship with Matrasha, a trans woman,

(02:48:35):
which he called Two Weeks of Being Gay and his
first special Live and Smoke and prior discusses performing fillatio.
He also said in the special and in nineteen ninety
nineteen seventy seven at a Gay Right show at the
Hollywood Bowl, I have sucked a dick, and most people
thought that he was just telling it as a joke,
just trying to be funny. Now he used his life

(02:48:57):
experiences in his bit. I think when you tell jokes
the way he tells jokes, you have to not give
a fuck no, and if you don't give a fuck,
you just fuck right. Yeah. Probably one of the greatest. Yeah,
he's definitely on the Mount Rushmore of comedians. Yes, Yeah,
he has to be Yes. If not, then there's something
fucking wrong with you. Yes, because he changed, he changed

(02:49:20):
how stand up. Yes was done. Yes when I, uh,
when I I tried stand up for a little while,
I did like two open mics at the U Improv
Experiment when that was around over off of was a
seventy first and Riverside, Peoria area anyhow, and uh, one

(02:49:42):
of the guys is like you learned Richard Pryor changed
a lot of things. He's like three things you need
when you're when you're doing comedy. Stand up comedy is
is motherfucker, jack and right. And Richard Pryor put all
three of those in his bits all the time. Call somebody,
motherfucker call him and then right right, Yeah, yeah at

(02:50:05):
a time too, Like then it wasn't What he was
doing was pretty abrasive. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah,
he's easily You can make an argument he might be
one of the best of all time, full stop. I
will go ahead and I would say that, I mean,
you got to get put Carlin in there, right, Robin

(02:50:27):
Williams has to. I could say that I think Robin
Williams is one of the best stand ups of all
time because he was more than just telling jokes. He's,
you know, a character performance, you know, voices. Hey, I
think it depends on who you ask. You asked Joe Blows,

(02:50:49):
It could be anybody. Like I never thought Richard Pryor
was funnier. It's whatever quality. Yeah yeah, but of comedians
who practiced the art, uh, this is the list Richard
Pryor of course. Yeah. He's considered the greatest stand up
comedian of all time, which there is a classification because

(02:51:10):
his ability to blend personal pain, social commentary and humor
revolutionized stand up. He broke boundaries by talking about topics
that hadn't it been talked about on a microphone, right,
George Carlin. Of course, because he was known about his
social commentary is what made him so ability to push boundaries. Right.

(02:51:33):
Lenny Bruce, Okay, okay, I never cared for his comedy
that much. Okay, that's just me. Dave Chappelle, Oh, absolutely
have to put him in the conversation. Yeah, and I
like that because a lot of these like Carlenz, Lenny Bruce,
they're old school, all right. It's good to have a

(02:51:54):
modern recognizable name in that. You have to be fearless,
and even Lenny Bruce was fearless, yeah, right for his
time in the fifties. Yeah, it just wasn't wasn't my
bag And for sure, Richard Pryor did that and Chappelle
is doing it now. Chris Rock felt like he was

(02:52:16):
flirting with it, but it never was like Chappelle Or
was on his way up there. He still is. He's
money dude. Yeah, he can work a stage crazy, yeah
for sure, But I don't think he's near as good
as he was in nineteen ninety nine, the heid of
his career. Also on this was Eddie Murphy, which I
think is fair to put him on the list. Delirious

(02:52:36):
and Raw Raw might be one of the best. Oh absolutely,
those are recorded stand ups, Oh absolutely. But it was
after those two that he started getting in and doing
more movies, and I think he fell off. I think
he started to fell off, fall off after those two
Space he didn't need but he didn't know. No, he

(02:52:57):
did those when he was on SNL right exactly, but
that after that he got he gained more popularity, started
doing more movies. He didn't need to do them right.
And then so to be a stand up guy comedian, yes, absolutely,
but stand up well. And his brother wrote all all
this and that's another thing too. But Chappelle had a
has a writer. I guess you right. A lot of

(02:53:18):
those guys have writer. That's not a big deal. Just
like people are shocked to find out that the country
singers specifically have writers. They have somebody that writes for them.
A lot of songwriters pop writers also are known to
do that. And we but we cut pop writer pop
singers because they they have someone that writes their music.
But we don't do that with country singers, right, yeah, yeah,

(02:53:39):
And I don't see Kat Williams on there. And I
think Kat Williams might be one of the modern day
you could push the boundaries fearless comedians out there. I
would consider him one of the modern greats. Yes, probably
like Chappelle and then Kat, if I was going to
put him on any kind of arrangement or whatever, but

(02:54:01):
I don't. I don't think he's better than Dave. This morning,
I'm on my way, I'm getting ready for work, and
fucking Half Baked is on the television and I stop
and I get stuck. I'm fucking stuck watching this damn movie.
And I'm like, I gotta go, I gotta go where.
I'm gonna sit here. I'm gonna be leg for work.
I'm gonna sit here and watch all of Half Baked.
So I found it, you know, and record it, said

(02:54:22):
at a record another time or whatever. But that fucking
movie is so fantastic, genius. Absolutely, Well, you're nineteen eight, correct,
ninety eight? Yeah. I try to think of where I
was at in life, where when when like movies and
music came out. That's usually how I come to the dates.

(02:54:45):
Like that. I mean, Chappelle, you expected him to be
good in it, but who here's somebody who I think
does not get the credit as being like a scene
stealer in that and is a great comedian that doesn't
I don't think people don't put respect on his name.
Harlan Williams. Oh my goodness, he's right. He steals scenes

(02:55:05):
in that and that a lot of movies that he does.
What is that movie a Rocketman? Rocketman where he has
to go into space with a monkey or whatever and
they're trying to see if their life on Mars could
exist or whatever, and you know, he has to save
the captain or whatever, and he's like, like the shuttle
is or something's gotta pin down and he's like, all right,

(02:55:26):
I need you to call me mommy, sir.

Speaker 7 (02:55:28):
And he's like, what, I'm not gonna do that, and
he's like, listen, I've heard that when a mother could
lift a car off a child just off of adrenaline. Now, sir,
call me mommy, Okay, mommy, And then he lifts the
rocket up and saves the captain.

Speaker 1 (02:55:47):
It's a great movie. He's a great he's a great actor. Rocketman,
Half Baked Sorority Boys, Dumb and Dumber Employee of the Month. Yeah,
Freddy got fingered down periscope. Freddie got fingered Was that
is a I think that's an underrated great movie? Daddy?
Would you like some sausage? Tom Green?

Speaker 6 (02:56:09):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:56:11):
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