BMMS 11-10-25

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get a chance. Those two weeks went by really fast.
Three weeks went by really fast. It's six o'clock. Can
I still submit a new I'm on the eastern. Uh,
this is pretty amazing. And I want you guys to guess.
As a guy is in the Guinness Book of World
Records for the world's longest name, how many names do

(04:42):
you think he has for the world's longest name?

Speaker 6 (04:47):
One, I'll say.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Nine.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Okay, nine would be long. Yeah, because there are people
that have like John Jacob Jingle, Himmer, Smith, Schmidt, Schmidt, Schmidt,
is it Smith Schmidt, D S C h M I
DT Schmidt. No, I know how to smell Schmidt. No Schmidt.
You got to get that D in there. Yeah, you
do so, she said, He said, Uh, how Why are

(05:18):
you confident it's Schmidt. I just remember growing up. Now
I'll google it real quack, just because we got to
get to the bottom of this one right now. This
is a true side class. Yeah, I'm thinking I remember
it being John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Schmitt. I listen, I'm
not willing to die on that hill. I could care
less if it's Smith or Schmidt. It's just not something

(05:39):
that I really paid attention to. I don't even think
I've said it in a long long time. Yeah, as
soon as I google John Jacob h it auto fills
with like four of them. Okay, a song by Barney,
a song by Cocoa Mellon, and a song by Cedarmont Kids,
So clearly kids song. But yeah, it's it's Schmidt Schmidt.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
I haven't sang that song since probably childhood.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Why would you?

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
When when does John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt come up in
conversation besides now, whoever saying John Jacob jingle Heier Schmidt.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
When you want to forget and hope that your child
never learns.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
H Yeah, Okay, yeah, I'm okay with not being accurate
on who If it's Smith or Schmidt, get down on
the bob. Who is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
His name is my name too.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
You don't say that's not true. Really, how many John
Jacob Jingleheimer Schmid's could there really be in this world? Anybody?
Let's get back to the real story, the longest middle.
You're not even close, Lindsey, None's not even close.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Okay, I one double it and say eighteen. Then hey,
what do you think, lindsay?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
All right, is he not even close? Still?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Well, I'll wait for you to go and then I
will tell you both thirty three not even Klus, more
than thirty three names? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:18):
Why bo?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Why he changed his name so he could have the
world's longest.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Name.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh so he did it just to be a douche. Then, yeah,
get in the records. I mean he did it in
nineteen ninety. Well, I mean his parents didn't name him that, correct.
He's like, I want to be in the world records. Well,
we don't have one for the longest name in the world.
I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
How do you fit all of that on one id?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's a great question.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
We'll go with one hundred and twenty seven not even Klus.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Wow, okay, okay, then this guy has to have at
least five hundred names, not even Kluss, not even close
one million names, two thousand, two hundred and fifty three names.
He says, it takes him over an hour to read

(08:15):
them all, and he has to use a piece of paper,
and he's not even sure he's pronouncing any of them correctly. Well,
that's just stupid. How do you an come up with
your own goddamn name so you can have the world
longest name and then not remember or know how to
pronounce your own goddamn name. So he goes.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
Lawrence Alonalois Aliisius of page Alone, Alude Elvin Alexander m
b ambrosy Ambrosious, Amius amos amis.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Uh it's in the video is an hour and four
minutes long, just saying uh, maybe, lindsay, but he holds
a world record? How many?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
No, we don't own anymore.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
We don't. We don't own any world record. We've never
owned any world record. We were just part of it.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, we were part of it.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
So we don't own a world record.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Who cares? I don't want one. If that's how you
have to.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Do it, we got to go to Disneyland. What'd you
do this summer?

Speaker 8 (09:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Nothing. I don't care if you went to Disneyland. I
don't need to go to Disneyland. Hey, listen, everybody's got
goals in life. Everybody's got that thing they're searching for.
Somebody married him because he had to do it apparently

(09:47):
where he's from. You have to recite your full name
at wedding. Oh god, And it took over twenty minutes
for him to go for him to go. God. Yeah,
weddings are all sorry, there's only like one great part
of a wedding and then the rest of it. You're like, okay,
this is all formatics. At this point, I'd say two

(10:08):
good parts bride walking down the aisle. Sure, and they
say I do, and that's it. I would say they're
vow I don't think the idea is that great. Well,
it's kind of expected. Yeah, you know what I mean.
There's no climactic moment there. But they're vowels, especially if
they write them, always a good moment. Depending on who

(10:29):
the person officiating is, usually they have a pretty great story. Yeah,
not naming any names. I can't think of anybody at
the top behead me. But but this guy decided that
this was going to be the thing. He was going
to be his thing. Why couldn't you pick something easier, like,
I don't know, drink a gown, a lemon juice or something.

(10:52):
I guess. I think that's a record that no one
will ever touch. Because you say you got two thousand names. Yeah,
so you're gonna have to come up two thousand and one.
I ain't nobody gonna do that. Well, two thousand and
fifty three. Technically, why fifty three, dude, I don't know.

(11:12):
I guess because someone had fifty two. I don't know.
And you have to go through the process of going
through court to get it done. Yeah yeah, change yeah yeah.
And he was initially denied and so he peeled it
and they were like, nah, we can't tell people who
they can and can't be. They I just looked at
his paper where was like, can me just approve this
and move on? Sure, you don't need two thousand names, Oh,

(11:39):
but that do so just because, like Lindsay said, why
do you do something easy like jumping jacks? The world
record for the most jumping jackson one minute is one
hundred and thirty six Wow one minute. Wow. How many
do you think you could do in one minute? Lindsay, hmmm, twenty.
I think I could probably do thirty. But I think

(12:00):
you're right, Like it's it's not going to be one
hundred and thirty six a female because they're less superior.
One hundred and thirty two is the record? O most
in thirty seconds? Well, it has to be what like
sixty seventy seven? Wow? And because it's the Guinness and

(12:20):
they'll accept. Keep in mind, this is a bar book.
That's the whole point of the Guinness Book of World Records.
It's something to read while you drink Guinness. That's literally
the point of it. Macy's doesn't care about a parade.
They just want you to follow Santa into Macy's. Yep.
But people die, live and die for that sort of thing.
Most consecutive jumping jacks while on fire. Huh hey Lindsay's words,

(12:46):
do something easier, right, I just got to do one
yeah on fire? Sixty close, fifty okay, wow, wild on fire.
Most people at once doing jumping jacks jumping jacks, okay, correct?

(13:09):
I almost say this is about fifteen hundred people doing
jumping jacks all the one time.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Oh, that's good. I'll say two thousand.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
The answer is and fifty one. These are actual ones
of gunness world records that people have have achieved. One
of them the most number of candles extinguished by farteing

(13:39):
forty five. I'm looking because I don't Is that a dog.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
That's going to do it?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Blow out the candles by farting? Yeah? God, I hope so.
Oh this is the long Okay, this is the longest
dog fart. I hope they don't swear on this. Okay,
only because I'm a sucker for a good fart. Sound

(14:18):
clean that? Oh that's a dog, I know. Oh god lord,
why was I holding my breath by that? It happened?
That was weird. Somebody was listening to that and was like,
this has to be a world record. Hurry up, get
your phone, let's record it. Yeah. Uh, Most snails on
your face A kid did it for his eleventh birthday.

(14:43):
Just a snail trails all over his face. Nasty pulling
an airplane by body strength. Sure, most lawsuits filed. We've
talked about that one before. It's over four thousand. Most
metal eaten metal. I feel like we've talked about that
one too. Maybe so uh mit, Michelle Looktillo world record

(15:04):
for reading nine hundred grams of metal per day from
an airplane. He ate an airplane, you fat ass? Yeah don't.
Why do you call him a fat as? He ate
a plane, the entire plane, d a whole plane? I mean,
how big was a plane? One bite of design?

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Right?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Sniffing the most feet and armpits, ew feet and armpits. Yeah,
you got to pick one or the other. Bro, You
can't do both. Yeah. Uh Madeleine Albrect holds the world
record over fifty six hundred fifty six hundred feet in armpits. Yeah,
I don't know if that's fifty six hundred feet and
then fifty six hundred armpits or right total? How do

(15:44):
you do that? Do you get people to lay down
and like put a fit, a fit in the pit,
a foot in the pit, you know, so that way
you get both of them at the same time, I guess.
I mean, if you do each person's two, right, so
you gotta go up, you still need eighteen hundred How
long do you practice do you get?

Speaker 6 (16:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, world's longest fingernails that if you've ever seen these,
it's always so disgusting. Yeah, yeah, so dirty, so nice?

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Were they like eleven feet long or something like that?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
It's some I mean it's long. You might be right,
it looks really really long. Gross. Yeah, anything done. Well,
you're not itch in your butt, that's for sure. Maybe
somebody else's You're not doing a lot of things. The
heaviest mantle of bees, so like you make a beard
of bees? Right, Okay, six hundred and seventy three thousand,

(16:38):
that's one that I'm good on. Lindsey was saying, hey,
why would you, you know, have a name so long?
Do something easier like the most cockroaches eaten in a minute.
Oh no, what are we talking about? Like about two fty?
Really you think two fifty in a minute? Yeah, I
mean that's more than that. It's like three three of

(16:59):
sent I can't tea that's a lot. Yeah, And they're
not little, I mean they could be. The cockgroakers come
in all different shapes and sizes thirty six thirty six.
I imagine they have to be alive. You have to
pick them up one at a time. You can't just
like get hands full of roaches and just shove them
in your mouth like pop boil. Well, I mean I
think the freshness would be important.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
All of a sudden, having the longest game doesn't sound
so bad.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Loudest female burp? Ooh, loudest female burp? What is that
measured on decibels? I imagine it is? Okay, what a guess?
Sixty two?

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Okay? I would say forty decibels one hundred and seven decibels,
which is like a lawnmower at three feet.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Coming from a chick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're supposed to
be all prim and proper. Okay, I think I have it. Okay,
I'm sight unseen here. So this is her.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
I just broke the world record for women's loudest birth.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Wow, she looks exactly like you would expect. Oh wait,
not softball a for sure? Okay, yeah, how about because
Lindsay's right, Like, find something more simple to do rather

(18:49):
than changing your middle name to two thousand words? Like
the longest distance traveled holding a table between your teeth,
what with a woman sitting on it? Wow? Okay, I
was gonna say how big the table? Well, how small
is the woman? Though, longest kiss ever?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Three hours?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
I'm gonna say two days and forty six minutes. Gimpi's
the closest fifty eight hours, thirty five minutes, and a
very important fifty eight seconds. Yeah wow, Holy cow? Now
is that just lip to lip or are we tongueing
each other here? What's I gotta know what the parameters is?

Speaker 6 (19:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (19:34):
I love that we're you know, getting in on the details.
But uh, it doesn't really say it just says they're
I mean, I imagine it's your lips touching each other.
I would think. I mean, that's the most basic kiss
for sure. How about the farthest arrow shot using your feet? Oh,
you know, some of those are very talented individuals. Oh,

(19:57):
it's impressive every time. Yeah, but this person is fully
has their hands work, they're just choosing to use their feet.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Oh, let's go eighty nine feet.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh no, this is further going to be in the
fifteen hundred range. Oh uh six meters, which is about
twenty feet. Okay, so yeah, you don't have to go
with your middle name. There are many options out there. Uh,
all right, we've got tickets to a day to remember,
we're gonna do news quickies when we come back at

(20:29):
this time every day we do news quikies. Ees, it's
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Lindsay with what's going on news quakies from the Big
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Speaker 4 (20:44):
Am trespassing woman tells copp to leave because the government
is shut down. So according to ce bring A, Florida
police officer yos Manny Pandosia, she got a complainable sleeping
on a business property. This happened on Wednesday and it

(21:05):
was around six forty seven in the morning when the
officer walked up to the female suspect, twenty nine year
old Stormy Canter Now. When the officer directed Stormy to
leave the property, Stormy told him you should not be
working because the government is shut down. She got up

(21:26):
and started to walk away from the officer, but stopped,
turned around and told him f you. I'm not going
anywhere because the government is shut down. And when the
officer tried to put the cuffs on her, she allegedly struggled,
pulled her arm away, and shoved him in the chest.

(21:46):
The officer then shot her three times.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Well that's a little excessive with his taser.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
The first two probes did not have any effect.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
On her.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
The herd probe, however, dropped her to the ground. She
was then handcuffed and taken to jail, where the government
was still open. She was charged with trespassing, resisting with violence,
and battery on a law enforcement officer.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Unless it's a sandwich, you can't do that, right. He
seemed to think it's okay for a sandwich, right, right,
throw a sandwich at somebody. Wife tries to kill husband,
to sacrifice him and son comes out of Florida where
a guy by the name of Richard Dieter woke up

(22:36):
at about five a m. At his fifty eight year
old wife Karen, standing over and he's like, what are
you doing? And she says, where's our son? And he's
like why, And that's when she's like, I need to
sacrifice and kill you both. She tries to stab him

(22:56):
with a knife, right, he blocks the knife, runs downstairs,
locks self in the bedroom, hangs out there for a
little while. About seven forty five in the morning, he's like,
all right, I think I'm safe. The coast is clear.
I'm gonna go take a shower. So he does that,
and then that's when she lunged at him again with
the knife. Well, he's like, screw that, I'm out of here.

(23:18):
He says that she was trying to stab him in
the abdominal area. He was able to raise his arms
deflect the stab. That's how he got cut on the arm,
all right. He was able then at that point in
time to escape and go call the police. The police
came out about eight o'clock in the morning, took her in.

(23:39):
She was still in the house. They went ahead and
got her out. She didn't want to talk to any
of the copts, but she did tell them out of nowhere.
She says, these aren't the clothes I was wearing when
I stabbed him. I don't know why that means anything,
but that's what she told him. I mean, it's eluding
that she she's basically admitting she did it pretty much
basically yeah, yeah, and well she was arrested, charged with
attempted first degree. Dude, this is at like eight am. Yeah,

(24:02):
what a way to wake up right on a Tuesday.
I'm a slow start. That had been going on all night, right,
something something started it. I don't know, maybe she just snapped,
Maybe he was just in there snoozing and she was
watching the news. She's like ring, I must sacrifice and
kill my husband and son. Yeah. High school football coach

(24:27):
arrested in drug trafficking operation. Yeah, exactly. This takes place
in Memphis, where a high school coach has been arrested
for a drug trafficking scheme that involved more than a
dozen Mississippi law enforcement officials. The operation netted fifty five
pounds of cocain. Oh my goodness. The head coach for

(24:47):
the Memphis Business Academy is among those charged. He's accused
of taking bribes to protect the shipment of illegal drugs
through Mississippi and into Memphis over a year long span.
The school says it was unaware of the situation and
has placed him on administrative leave. You don't fire him,
h you just put him on Hey, well, I think

(25:09):
you have to. You can't. You've got to go through
a process, right, found out that you're guilty, and then
will fire you. Yeah. He was involved in arresting of
twenty people, including fourteen law enforcement officials, and included armed
escorts from law enforcement officers that were posing as Mexican

(25:30):
drug cartel traffickers. That's how they caught him. He was
arrested on the day before Halloween. Charged with four felonies
for his role. He was hired in twenty twenty three
and led his team to the Tennessee Secondary School Athletic
Association quarter finals in both seasons. Fifty five pounds of cocaine.

(25:52):
This is a operation that's not personal use. Yeah, yeah,
and all those law enforcement officers is that we're in
on it too. That is that is coruption, large scale
corruption for sure. All right, we're gonna take a break
and we'll be back. Let's rush more of the Big
Bed Morning show is Good.

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what the best and worst part of your weekend was,
BMMS and whatever that is? To eight two nine four five,

(27:08):
what's the best and what's the worst? Bmms and whatever
that is? To eight two nine four five Lindsey, what's
the best and what's the worst?

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Well? The best?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
My girlfriend Kim and her husband decided to get crafty
over the weekend, and yesterday they surprised me with a big,
beautiful handmade Christmas wreath that they had made for the
outside of my house. I got a picture of it,
like yeah nice, yeah yeah, made from all different colors

(27:42):
of Christmas bulbs.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
So that was a really bulbs bulbs.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Really nice surprise and the worst part of my weekend.
Friday after noon, a couple summers ago, we had our sprinklers,
some sprinkler heads in the front yard replaced, and so
everything was working right. And the gentleman that fixed those

(28:08):
for us came by on Friday to turn everything down
for winter and winter rise the system for us.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Okay, and.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
We noticed some standing water on the side of our house.
So there is a leak under the ground in our yard.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
How close is it to your house, like to the foundation.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
About two and a half feet away. M hm.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
You don't want it to be under the foundation.

Speaker 8 (28:39):
No, no, so.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
It's gonna have to come dig a big hole to
fix it.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Does he feel confident it's a sprinkler.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yeah, he does, he does, So we turned it off
and the water I'm gonna have a shut off from
inside the house, so it's shut off now so it's
not leaking anymore this moment, but it still has to
get fixed. So you know, it's gonna cost a pretty penny.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Do you run your sprinklers on a regular schedule?

Speaker 7 (29:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Do not, so it could have been leaking for.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Oh whow yeah, but you know, I don't. I'm not
sure if it really was, though, because I didn't notice
a difference in my water bill at all.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Maybe it's always been that way, maybe, right, what's your
water Bill.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Well, it's it. It includes the garbage, and you know, it's.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Hard to know exactly right, exactly best and worst the weekend.
What's the best part of your weekend and the worst
part of your weekend? Gin be what's the best and
what's the worst? I think the best would probably be Saturday. Saturday,
got up, got moving around, got together with some friends
and went and played some disc golf out in Catoosa
at the Twin Bridges Disc Golf Course, where I played

(29:54):
probably my best game for that course ever, only went
three up on that one. Nobody else was like in
the teens and twenties all right, then solid round. After that,
went over to slow ride, met up a big germ
a couple of other people for a little birthday party
celebration there, and I kind of went and tooled around

(30:16):
on motorcycle. So Saturday was a really, really awesome day.
The worst part of the weekend, I would have to
say probably Friday. I went in for my first ever colonoscopy,
got a good look at the insides of me, and
I guess it really wasn't The procedure wasn't that bad.

(30:36):
It was the fact that I didn't need for two
days before that. The prep sucks. It was terrible. The
juice that they gave me wasn't that bad, right, because
I hear a lot of horror stories. Oh that's the
worst tasting stuff ever. Had a little fruity flavor to it,
so it wasn't that bad. But leading up to it,
clearing everything out was terrible. And then just having to

(30:59):
wait because myke My procedure was at twelve thirty in
the afternoon, right, Yeah, so I couldn't eat or do
nothing until about you know, when I was done, I
was at like two o'clock in the afternoon. So I'll
tell you what though. My brother is one who you know,
took me and hauled me around to this sort of thing.
And after that was done, we went to pot Bellies

(31:20):
there and broken arrow. I had the best goddamn Rabbi
sand which I had ever had in my life. Oh,
it was so good. It's I think Kolinoski's aren't that bad.
It's it's really not. It's on a unlike the craziest
surgeries you can have. For me, the turbinoid rhinoplasty for
my sinuses easily the worst surgery I've ever had. Followed

(31:44):
closely by a tonsilectomy at thirty five. But I would
put a so that's a ten. I would put a
Kolonosky at like a two. Yeah. It really wasn't nothing, man,
I tell you what they lay. I'm laying on that
little bed right there and talking with the nurses, just
bs and and the anastesiologist you know, puts the good
stuff in my ivy and I get this weird chemically
taste in my mouth and then out cold.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
I woke up to the nurse yelling at me, not
like you know, you stupid son of a bitch, Michael,
wake up, Michael, what is going Okay, We're good, good,
all right?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
And yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
So I think getting put under like one of the
craziest things we do in society, and everybody comes out
of it different. Some people come out crying, oh yeah,
like when they wake up, they're crying. Sometimes they're angry.
Confusion is a common one. How hilarious is that they're like, no,

(32:41):
this feels like a good idea. I mean, it's better
than bite down on a pencil, true, or drinking whiskey
until you pass out. Whatever. Yeah, I think it's just funny.
And the other thing that's weird about kolonoscopys is it's
literally the a bunch of strangers around your back end.
Oh yeah, I got all the pictures too. Did all
the pictures? Did? They say they found one poly up

(33:02):
and they removed it and they're sending it off for
you know, some examination. Yeah. I think that's a win.
That's worth it. Then I think that's a win just
finding one. I'm like, ah, that's cool. So uh, depending
on how the results come back, We'll see what happens
after that, but then I'm good for what another five
ten years something like that. Yeah. I would say that
getting a kolonosky is like cleaning out your garage. Nobody

(33:22):
wants to do it, but when you do, you're like,
I'm glad we did that.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
At absolutely and that's one polyup. I had my first
kolonoscaby at thirty five years old and there were six polyps.
Again at forty another six polyps, So good for you.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I am a freak of nature when it comes to
health stuff. Best and worst of the weekend. What's the
best thing that happened this weekend? And the worst thing
that happened this weekend?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Best part of the weekend. My kid had their Miles said,
is her Veterans Day program? It was awesome. It was awesome.
And they do this part where they pause and let
any veterans in the room, uh, say their rank and
all that, which is always cool. And one guy was
like ninety six. Wow, and he couldn't finish. He started crying, Yes,
you're like, it's dusty in this school. What's happening ninety six?

(34:11):
As I make him World War two stone, I believe so, yes, yeah,
And I could only imagine in those moments when you
see something like that, probably your whole career, depending on
what you did in the military. You may reflect on
the travesties you were part of and whether they were
warranted or not, or who knows what baggage you carry,

(34:32):
And then to see gratitude has to be really emotional
when you are trying to debate it all. So that
was easily the best part of the weekend. Worst part
of the weekend is when it's a bye week in
the NFL for the Chiefs. I know, my wife's got
a list of things we're going to do, which I
don't hate. I don't mind doing those type of things,

(34:53):
but she wanted to take all the globes off vanity
lights because they were dusty, and the ones in our
bathroom were had a nut that was up in the
globe and the globe was the size of a coffee
cup and I couldn't get my hand up in there,
and they were somebody had tightened them down. And it

(35:16):
probably took me almost two hours to get six globes off.

Speaker 9 (35:24):
Yeah yeah, And when we were done, I had I
didn't want to put them back on because I wanted
to get some sort of lube to put around it
so it wouldn't be so hard to get the nut off,
And so I had awaited and that took an hour
to put them back on.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I almost told them why because I cracked one. I
was like, let's just put new vanities up. It shouldn't
be this hard to clean something. So that was the
worst part, best and worst of the weekend BM A
mess of whatever that is to eight two, nine four five.
Best My girl took in her first wrestling tournament. Worst
butt hurts from sitting in the stand for ten hours.
Oh yeah, right on. Wrestling might be one of the

(36:09):
best sports kids can do. I think worst part of
the worst part was the investor buying our house kept
lowering his offer. We agreed on a final price, was
under contract. Then he wanted us to go down another
four k to cover the cost of replacing the plumbing.
We denied it, so he pulled his offer. Best part

(36:29):
was having the house put back on the market. We
were giving a cash offer near asking price, planning to
sign today. Good for you, YEA, good for you. That's awesome.
It's one of my I like negotiating cars, like buying
a car. I love negotiating a house. I love it.
Done it enough. Best got to grill out some steaks

(36:53):
and enjoy some football on Sunday. Worst hurt my shoulder
while swapping out a faucet in the bathroom. Got it done,
but I'm still feeling it. Dude, changing a faucet in
the bathroom sucks because you've got to get under the sink. Yeah,
and it's not a very it's a tight place. And
if you don't have the right tool because they make

(37:13):
a special tool for it, no, it makes it really complicated.
Best looks like the government is going to reopen and
my wife can go back to work. Worst working in
the flower beds and manage to get a thorn from
the rose bush jammed into my head.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
What yikes?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
How did you get a how'd you get a thorn
in your head? Probably down in the flower beds and
the rose bushes in front of them, and probably lost
balance and rammed his head between the bush and on
the house and then boom, Now he got a thorn
stuck in his I don't know.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
A're looked up right.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Best sleeping in the new home. Worst, moving furniture all
week in Oof. That sucks. That does suck. I made
four hundred dollars. Worst part I had to work all weekend. Uh.
Fifteen years ago, I woke up from surgery because I
dreamed I was Roy Williams and laid a hit on
Plexico Burger Burget Burgess Plexico Buris. By the way, I'm white,

(38:15):
huh Okay, I guess that's important for us to know. Congratulations.
Oh we were talking about surgery and the anesthesia, Yeah,
and how people come out a little weird. That guy
definitely came out weird. Best and worst. Played golf Saturday
with my dad for his sixty fifth birthday. Good for you,
that's cool. Worst, this damn cold weather. My like I said,

(38:39):
we were doing honey Do List, and so she wanted
to start hanging Christmas lights. Because I decided I'm not
paying anybody to do that anymore save a thousand bucks.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Wow, thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
It's not cheap. It's not cheap. And so, uh, I
only did half the house because it was the wind
was blown. I was like, this is dumb. Best daughter's
cheer team made it to state worst. My daughter brought
the plague home from school and got us all sick.
The plague it's making a comeback. Oh yeah, that's what

(39:11):
she gets for playing with rats school. Maybe we can
get you an iron lung over there, all right to
help deal with it. All right, we're gonna take a break.
We come back. We got tickets to a Day to
remember to give away. More of the Big Man Morning
Show is next right now, though, we got to see
what's in gimpiece four by four he golm. And this

(39:33):
is here that the Senate votes to advanced proposal to
end the forty day government shut down. Eight members of
the Senate Democratic Cucus joined Republicans and advancing the measure.
It includes a stop gap measure to fund the government
through January thirtieth. Sunday's vote broke a forty day deadlock
in the Chamba after an agreement was reached that included

(39:56):
a future vote on extending healthcare subsidies and assurances that
federal workers furloughed during the shutdown would be reinstated. Still
hurdles remained before the government can fully reopen, and any
Senator coult slow process for several days. What else you
got here? Trump issues dozens of pardons. US Pardon Attorney

(40:18):
Ed Martin announced yesterday that pardons for seventy seven people
have been granted. That includes Rudy Giuliani, former attorney Sidney Powell,
longtime advisor Boris Finger, and former White House Chief of
Staff Mark Meadows. Those pardon were allegedly involved in efforts
to overturn the twenty twenty presidential election results, including a

(40:42):
plan to field and alternate slate of electors. Ditty was
not on the list. Thank god, I was looking. Harry
Truman had excuse me, Harry Truman had one thirteen Damn
that's a lot compared to Franklin Roosevelt two thousand, eight

(41:03):
hundred and nineteen. She for like twelve years. Well, what
else we got here. Oh hey, Target is mandating smiles.
Target is mandating that employees smile and make eye contact

(41:24):
with any customer that comes within ten feet. Don't make
don't make contact with me. No. They also have to
ask if they need help or make small talk if
they get closer, so they don't do that. If I
ask you where something is, don't go, well, how are
you doing today? Not good cause I can't find the

(41:48):
stupid toy?

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Yeah, so what do you need that for?

Speaker 5 (41:54):
Sir?

Speaker 8 (41:54):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
I have an idea of why we're not making much money.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Why is that?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I don't think our our players are talking to customers right.
They're not smiling, they're not making eye contact. They're just
drones stocking shells. Get out of here, they say, Yes,
what else we got here? Oh? Yeah. The new directive
is aimed at improving customer experiment experience. After declining safe,
I didn't have a I don't think I think they're

(42:20):
friendly at Target. I've never thought they aren't friendly.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Yeah, I've never gone in and thought they're not friendly here.
I'm not coming back. I usually go in and think,
all right, Target, what do I want?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
What do I need you to my heart?

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Today?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
You go to Walmart and like everybody there looks and
acts like they hate their job. Oh, I don't think so.
I think they're the Walmarts I go to. Everybody seems fine,
like happy. I mean, it's work beyond it being work, right, right,
it just seems like everyone that I go into they're
all miserable and hate their lives. And I'm like, that's okay.

(42:54):
You don't have to be a dick about it. You
can hate your job and your life just as right.
But either way. Lastly, here the Thunder and Google launch
a new AI partnership. The Oklahoma City Thunder and Google
are joining forces to accelerate artificial intelligence opportunities in Oklahoma.
Google unveiled a five million dollar commitment on Friday to

(43:15):
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support for the Thunder.

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Speaker 1 (43:49):
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(44:10):
December third and fourth David Buster's Get ready all right,
time for our listeners. Are awesome. This is where we
chat with the listener and they share part of their
life with us. And on the line with us now
is Emily. Hey, Emily, how are you good?

Speaker 10 (44:23):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Emily? It says here you joined the army? Tell me
why you joined the army?

Speaker 8 (44:32):
Well, I had originally joined the Air Force, but I
had to have surgery when I was eighteen, and so
I had lost what position I was going to go in,
and then I couldn't join until I was healed, and
so I decided never mind I'm just going to go
to college. And that was that didn't work out? Why

(44:54):
did the college didn't work out?

Speaker 6 (44:55):
Why it was?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Why didn't it work out?

Speaker 8 (44:58):
I had two jobs and going on full time, and
so it was just a constant grind of like no
sleep and just back and forth. And I was like, Okay,
there's got to be a better way to do this.
It just happened. And so my dad, who was who

(45:18):
used to be the sergeant major of a US Army
recruiting fan, I called him and was like, Hey, if
you can get me the vetech job in the army,
I'll go in the army. And he called me and
was like, okay, papers are ready for you to sign tomorrow.
And I was like, oh, all right, guess one of

(45:38):
the armies.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Okay. And so what was that like when I saw
your note that said you were a VET tech. I
didn't know when you join the army that that isn't
even an option.

Speaker 8 (45:53):
Yeah, the army is the only one that has that.
That mos and so you just you can go anywhere.
So you're taking care of the working dogs, the you know,
if the soldiers have pets, they can bring them to
our clinic or cavalry units still have horses, so we

(46:15):
you know, monitor their horses and like, you know, the
child Development Center on Post has you know, animals in
the classrooms.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
And what was the hardest day being a vet tech
in the Army.

Speaker 8 (46:29):
Like, well, one of the hardest ones was we had
one of our working dogs. She ended up having she
had cancer, and so we were monitoring her and then
as she started to climb, we went ahead and useanized her. Well,
when you euthanize the working dog, there's a whole protocol
where you have to do anee cropsy, which is an

(46:50):
autopsy for animals. But so it's samples of like every
single organ and every single you know, tissue sample that
you can take. It takes about six hours, it's not
a little bit longer and you ship everything to Lackland
Air Force Base for them to study, you know, like

(47:12):
how old the dog was, what bloodline did it come from,
you know, to make sure it wasn't anything where it
would be genetically predisposed for that.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
And do you get attached to some of the animals
that you take care of when you were in the army.

Speaker 8 (47:28):
Oh for sure, Yeah, Yeah. I had a couple of
working dogs that I just absolutely loved.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
And you got stationed in Alaska while you were doing this.

Speaker 8 (47:41):
Now, I had I had gotten out of the Army,
I was medically discharged, and I had married an Air
Force guy. I was stationed at an Air Force base,
and he ended up he got orders to first we
went to Arizona, and then we went to Alaska.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
And so you've just followed wherever he went. You ended
up just going that way?

Speaker 8 (48:07):
Yeah? Yeah, and then we got divorced up there and
I stayed for a while.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Okay, So you liked Alaska then.

Speaker 8 (48:14):
Oh I loved it.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
How long did you How long did you say? Just
through your army contract?

Speaker 3 (48:22):
No?

Speaker 8 (48:22):
So I was up there for seven years? Yeah? Seven?

Speaker 1 (48:29):
So you end your contract in Alaska.

Speaker 8 (48:32):
No, it ended in Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Okay, she just followed her husband up there, because that's
where you gots. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Oh you're already out when that happened.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay. And what was your favorite part
about Alaska?

Speaker 6 (48:49):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (48:49):
Gosh, well, the northern lights are I don't even you
can't even describe him, and seeing him in person is amazing.
I'm sorry, I have a very upset.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah, do you break do you need a second to.

Speaker 8 (49:02):
No, she's still calm down.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
It's okay.

Speaker 8 (49:07):
He's got to work through it, okay.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Yeah, if you need us, you just let us know.

Speaker 8 (49:13):
Uh, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
And so the northern lights were.

Speaker 8 (49:17):
Yeah, so those are amazing. I think it was just
more that the atmosphere. I mean, the people up there
are are I don't know, it's a whole different breed
up people. They're just very there's a lot of community.
It's almost like not you're in the US, but you're
not really in the US kind of thing, like we

(49:38):
were definitely kind of our own thing. Yeah, but the
just waking up and seeing the mountains and the clean
air and you know, the the ocean and the rivers
and it's just gorgeous, Like, yeah, the scenery is next level.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
There's like a cliche I think of people that when
they think they move they're going to move to Alaska,
or hear about people moving to Alaska that you would
get attacked by a bear. You actually had to protect
your family from being attacked by a bear.

Speaker 8 (50:11):
Yeah, we had. It wasn't uncommon to see bears down
at the river while you're fishing, and we had kind
of gone it was me and my two of my
stepdaughters had gone up stream a little bit to you know,
fly fish a different little area. And where we were

(50:32):
you had to cross the river to go back downstream
and then cross again to get back to the like
walkway that will take you up to you know, the
trails and the camp grounds. And while we were out
there fishing, and I had like, I had my stringer,
and then the younger daughter stringer snapped to my my

(50:55):
belt and then so I've got like fish just swimming
next to me in the water. And then the bear
comes down, you know, and we did the whole like, hey, bear, Hey,
get out of here. What are you doing?

Speaker 6 (51:10):
You know?

Speaker 8 (51:11):
And it kind of like backed up a little bit,
and you know, I was looking in the water and
everything was fine, and I don't know if it just
saw the stringer of fish or what, but I was like, okay,
she's taking an interest in what like towards her and
it splashed in the water and she kind of like ran,

(51:31):
and I was like, all right, let's get out, move down,
and so I walked across the river so towards her.
She came back down out of the woods, and so
I was essering the girls behind me to get them
out of the water and then back down the river,
well not completely out of the water, but partially out
of the water, and then back down the river. And

(51:53):
she kept getting closer and closer, and so I drew
my my bear grun and just waited and when she
kind of like it was more of a false charge.
But when she did that, I went ahead and fired
a morning shot towards her, and she took off and
we took off too.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Oh yeah, that sounds better a little bit, Harry. Yeah.
I was thinking you had to, like you were covering them,
and like, I don't know, I've envisioned the worst possible scenario.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Did you always carry a gun on you when you
lived in Alaska?

Speaker 8 (52:27):
Pretty much? I mean if I was just in town,
uh sometimes and then different gun. But yeah, anytime I
was out, you know, hiking camping, I had I had
a bear gun with me.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Is that a certain kind of a.

Speaker 8 (52:42):
Yeah, well it's a forty four mag that's a big bitch.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yeah, and cannon. Yeah yeah. Uh, Well that seems like
a crazy thing, But that's not even the craziest thing
that happened to you. Were you in Alaska? When a
car pinned you against a wall.

Speaker 8 (52:57):
Yeah, so we had I was working at one of
the VAT clinics in town and we had she had
a nine o'clock appointment. She pulled in the parking lot
at like nine o two. There was three of us
sitting at the front desk, and I looked up and
I was like, oh, there she is, and but it
just looked odd. It looked like she was coming in

(53:19):
pretty fast. But I was like, okay, whatever. She drove
a little GW bug and so I kind of glanced
back down. But then I heard like a little chirping
noise and I looked up and that was when her
front tires popped up over the curb. And so when
she went to park, basically she was going too fast.
She panicked and hit the gas and so when so

(53:42):
the car came crashing through the front windows, and the
whole lobby was just front glass. And luckily she was
the first appointment that morning, so she didn't have there
was no one in the lobby. So she came through
the glass and then hit the front desk and it
kind of bounced off and deflected towards this bathroom area.

(54:03):
And so when it hit the front desk. It totally
collapsed the front desk on and it pushed us back
against the wall with the desk on top of it,
like the desk was in my lap. So I I
don't remember doing it, but we watched the footage and
like I jumped up and made sure everybody like behind

(54:25):
me was okay, and then threw the desk off of
them and then jumped over it and turned the car
because she was still doing a burnout in the lobby,
shut the car off, got her cat out of the car,
and moved it and then it.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
And so did she have a heart attack or.

Speaker 8 (54:46):
No, she just panicked and hit the wrong puddle and
so she hit the gas instead of the brake and
just swam through there. So she had no idea. She
was just shocked that she went through the building. But
she was still in the gas when she came to
a stop, so she was just peeling apple linoleum in
the front lobby.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Did she continue to be a customer there? Not really, No,
I can't imagine you would.

Speaker 8 (55:16):
I can't imagine she kind of just she kind of
like just disappeared up to it. Yeah, she went somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Sure, the embarrassment and shame that went along with that.
And did when you guys remodeled, did you move the
front desk to a different location.

Speaker 8 (55:30):
No, so the front desk stayed the same, but we
moved two huge like concrete planters out front in front
of the windows, so there was like they anchored those
suckers in. So yeah, yeah, nothing was coming through the window.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Best you can most you can't. I hear that. Uh,
that's a crazy story, but that's not the craziest I
think this is the craziest thing that happened to you.
You were you on vacation in Jamaica or were you
on your honeymoon or why were you in Jamaica?

Speaker 8 (55:58):
No, So we were on vacation. It was my husband
at the time and the three daughters and we went
on a cruise and so we were in Jamaica and
one of the one of the short excursions was just
like to go hang out on this private beach. You know,
they give you a bunch of rum punch and chicken,

(56:19):
and so, you know, we were just living our best
life out there. And there was this little line of
shops just outside the gate of this beach and there
was just like little you know, street vendors, you know.
So I was like, hey, I'm going to go out
there and get some souvenirs and stuff you know, take home.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
And so.

Speaker 8 (56:40):
I think I was like twenty three, twenty four, and
so I took off and went, you know, out out
that way, and all the shop vendors had the same
like grayish polo on. And there was this one woman
that I was kind of watching, and she was she'd
stop people and be like, hey, I have a shop too,
It's just around the corner, you know, in this market

(57:01):
was pretty big, so I think she just didn't get
the main traffic or whatever of the people, well like
trafficking of people something I don't know. But so she, uh,
she stops me and she's like, hey, are you looking
for something specific? And I was like, no, just looking
at you know, some stuff I could buy and take on.
And she's like, well, I have a shop around the corner,

(57:25):
and I was like okay. So she's like, yeah, come
this way. So she's just walking me, and first we're
just like walking through the main market, and then she
goes around the corner and I follow, but I'm a
top you know, I start sewing down a little bit,
and we go into like this alleyway like oh, this
is short, and as soon as we turn the corner,

(57:47):
there's like these no it's me and like so my,
you know, spidy senses were like run bitch, you know.
So I was like okay, no, never mind, and so
I backed up and she reached out and tried to

(58:07):
grab my arm. I kicked her, and then I just
took off running it like, did not stop? Do you
not see like two hundred dollars, just took off running
towards the beach. And then I had some guys st
at me and I was like, hey, you want some ganja?
And I was like, oh my god, no, I just
want to get out of here. And then then he's like, oh,
I'm just sorry. You like coked, and she's like where

(58:27):
am I at?

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Escalated quickly, right, Oh you're a cocaine person, got it? Well,
that is a wild story that you had to go through.
And you've had just so many crazy things we couldn't
even get to all of them. And how old are
your kids? Says you have twins. How old are your
kids now?

Speaker 8 (58:48):
Yeah? They're five?

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Oh so they are little little babies. Yeah, yeah, that's
got to be uh, taking care of twins at that
age has got to be challenging.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
It definitely has these challenges. They're both autistic too, so
they're nonverbal and so yeah, it's a it's a learning
curve for all of us involved. But they're a lot
of fun.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
And it says you also do homeless outreach. Tell me
about that.

Speaker 8 (59:17):
Yeah, So we have a nonprofit that's feeding the pets
of Tulsa's homeless, and so we go out and hand
out dogging cat food to homeless or working for you know,
just anybody that needs it. And we do that every weekend.
We partnered up with City Lights, so night Light under
the bridge to to North and Maybelle on Thursday nights.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Yeah, well, awesome organization. Some people would say, I'm giving
you a chance to counter this argument. This isn't my opinion.
Some would say, why are you giving pet pets food
for the homeless people when you should They shouldn't even
have pets out there on the street.

Speaker 8 (59:54):
So I was one of those people many many years ago,
and then I got to meet these people and get
to know them, and they usually take better care of
their pets than they do themselves. And I've seen people
in houses that take horrible care of their animals, and
you know, you had to prosecute people for that. So

(01:00:14):
like there's no there's no demographic that would you know,
be a precursor for like animal trualty and things like that.
So the the main thing was, like that is their
best friends, that's their protection, that's their you know, their brother,
their sister, like that is all they have often times.

(01:00:37):
And so I've watched them feed their animals before they
feed themselves and just absolutely adore their animal, you know,
more than anything. And so why not just make sure
it's vaccinated, you know, make sure it's fade, neutered, and
then you know, give it food, give them food. Yeah,

(01:00:58):
I don't don't expect them to take better care of
their animals than they do themselves. And they usually have
you know, sheltered for the animal as far as like
a doghouse or blankets, and we hand that stuff out too,
So I mean they do the best they can.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I think that's really cool that you do that. And
if somebody wanted to help out the nonprofit you have
that hands out pet food and pet vaccines to holmless people,
how should they get in touch.

Speaker 8 (01:01:28):
Yeah, they can check out the website ft dot org
and it has like if you want to volunteer, you
can sell out the form there to volunteer with us,
or you know donate or you know different different ways
you can donate to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Very cool. Emily, thank you for joining us this morning.
You're awesome and have a great day you too, all right,
Cea leannad that's Emily. Our listeners are awesome. Take a
break and we'll be back morning show returns. I love Thanksgiving,
It's one of my favorite holiday that happens. But I
do not enjoy all of the thinks giving flavored things

(01:02:05):
that come out, Okay, like they do Thanksgiving potato chips, yeah, right,
and it's more than just like all things pumpkin spice right, correct,
Like they try to do a Thanksgiving themed turkey whatever. Right.
And Kraft has unveiled apple pie mac and cheese. Now,

(01:02:30):
before a lot of you think that that's crazy, understand
it is not uncommon for people that have apple pie
to put a slice of cheese on their apple pie.
That is a very common thing. I don't love that, No,
I don't think I've ever tried it. I'm more of
an alla mood kind of guy. Sure, I think that's

(01:02:54):
just a weird combo. But salty and sweet, especially apples
is a popcorn and apples is something I used to
eat all the time. Yeah, so it's not uncommon to
have those two things together. But as a pasta feels odd.
Yeah gross, Yes, gross, dehydrated apple right mixed in with

(01:03:16):
your powdered cheese. It's probably just flavory, yeah, more than likely.
It just still seems very bizarre because I look at
that golden deliciousness and I'm not expecting the taste of
apple in my mouth. Apple cinnamon is what it would
have to be for apple pie. Yeah, I am. I'm
not a big Kraft macaroni and cheese. I'm not a

(01:03:38):
big box macaroni and cheese guy. It's fine. I would
never hit, but yeah, it's not my go to thing
that I would want node. Yes, I don't mind. I'm
more of a Velveda shells and cheese kind of person.
I used to do the Blue Box or the the
Great Value. It just it's just not the same. I

(01:04:02):
guess once you go Velveta, you never turn around and
go back.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
See now, I prefer the Blue Box over the velveta
shells and cheese. But again, if I'm gonna have mac
and cheese, I'm making it myself homemade. But now my
husband is like velveta shells and cheese all the way,
and he's kind of gotten my kids into that a
little bit. But I'm just like, if it's gonna be

(01:04:25):
mac and cheese, I'm just gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Make it well. This says that this is part of
the craft looking outside of the box for more novel
flavors for their historic mac and cheese, and twenty twenty one,
they rolled out candy Kraft Mac and Cheese. What candy
That included a candy flavor packet that turned the noodles pink. Whew.

(01:04:52):
Oh so it's like around Valentine's Day. Yeah, but still ew.
The number of pink things I eat is very limited.
And then another one they did is the Everything Bagel
craft Mac and Cheese. Okay, Now, I get people love

(01:05:15):
everything bagel seasoning. I it's again that's another thing that
I'm like, it's fine. I don't think it's the do
wall makes things better or not? It's not that good.
They have garlic parmesan, they have hot honey. Okay, mac

(01:05:40):
and cheese. They have Jalapano mac and cheese. There are
some other brands out there that have different flavors, and
some of them are good and most of them aren't.
Like remember when they did the was it Doritos or

(01:06:01):
Cheetos mac and cheese Cheetos? They still got it and
they got the flaming hot and then regular and again
that's another one that's just kind of because it doesn't
taste like Cheetos to me anyway. I mean, yeah, I
don't think to me again, they all taste the same.
They just have something added to it to try and

(01:06:24):
push it over the edge. There's a ranch version, okay,
there's a white cheddar one that can be dabbled in
for a while. Thick and creamy. Oh yeah, smoky barbecue.
So they could probably get down on something like that,
pizza flavored. No, that's no forer meato unnecessary, creamy alfredo. Okay,

(01:06:53):
white cheddar and cracked black pepper. See that seems all right. Uh,
white cheddar and garlic and herb. Okay, so that's another one.
Doesn't sound too awful.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Bed I just trying to get fancy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Well, I mean, you got it. You get tired of
the same old kind of macaroni and cheese, which imagine
a craft has done that way for one hundred years.
So it's like, okay, let's let's try something different. I
don't know about the apple pie or whatever. You don't
know until you try, right, wouldn't be it wouldn't be

(01:07:28):
like the most amazing right, Like, god damn it. I
would think like one of my favorite things to do
is when you get mac and cheese out at a restaurant,
you take it home the oh, what's the I can't
remember the name of the restaurant downtown, but they have
like a spicy mac and cheese and the I would

(01:07:52):
always take that home and then the next morning put
runny eggs on it. You can't go wrong there. Yes,
it's awesome to me. That is one of the best
ways to enjoy leftover mac and cheese, okay, is to
have a runny egg on it the next day. I
should do that for Thanksgiving this year. The tavern downtown

(01:08:16):
they have a or they used to have a spicy
mac and cheese that was angry mac and cheese is
what it's called. Get that left over and put a
runny egg on it. I could get down on that.
Almost any leftover is better with the running egg on it.
The next day. I'm not a big pizza leftover pizza.

(01:08:40):
I mean pizza with a runny egg on it's pretty delicious.
Oh dude, dude, I make one with pesto and dallops
of ricata and then runny eggs on it. Yeah, that
didn't sound bad. I'm trying to test your theory here.
Left it has to be left over and eating it

(01:09:00):
for breakfast. Yeah, okay, because my thought was like cereal
with the running egg. No, that's not leftover, and then
that would be disgusting. Yeah. I think you may be
onto something here, man. I can't think of a single
leftover food the next day. Fried chicken would be all right.
I'll take your word on the pizza, spaghetti, spaghetti, I
don't know. A runny yolk is almost butter mixed in

(01:09:24):
with that spaghetti, Sauce and seasoning, especially in alfredo, might
have that. That might work. We have a bunch of
Pewe leftovers in our kitchen right now. We've got the
honey chicken and the orange chicken. Yeah, runny eggs on those, Okay, Yeah,
get down on that for sure. Never disappoints. Now, you

(01:09:46):
could obviously say leftover Brussels sprouts. Nope, that's actually good
with the runny egg. I've done it some coaching. Brussels
sprouts all right, right with the runny egg on it.
I had some leftover fried up catfish that I had
over the weekend or whatever. I might actually work out
too with a running egg on top. I think you
might be honest out there, man, you might be hard

(01:10:06):
pressed to not. It's a small list yeah, yeah, yeah,
of things that you can't put a runny egg on
as a leftover right, leftover pe camp pi, it might work.
I don't know. Maybe you may be onto something, but
let's be honest. Yeah, but who's got leftover camp pie?

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Statement? If you do, there's something wrong with Yeah, you
ain't eating man, it ain't good then, right?

Speaker 8 (01:10:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
If it's leftover, if you have a piece left over
from when you ordered it, it wasn't good, papi, or
you're just saving it for later, yeah, which I like.
I want to savor this moment two days from now. Right,
If you take it as a dessert to go that
is not leftover, now, that's you want to eat this
in your boxers right sitting on the couch with a

(01:10:58):
running egg on top. All right, we'll take a break
and we'll be back.

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us in the studio. Now is Jeff Hensley from Hinsley Associate.
It's good morning, Jeff.

Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Jeff's here to answer your questions. I have to do
with divorce, maybe custody. Maybe you want to do a
name change. We talked about somebody today that changed their
name to middle name to over twenty five hundred words
so they could be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Jeff can't handle.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
That for you.

Speaker 10 (01:11:55):
Yeah, I mean that would take you know, books and
books and books and books, thick word.

Speaker 6 (01:12:00):
A paper to do.

Speaker 10 (01:12:00):
But yeah, I mean that's and you know, really there's
no limitation on name changes. I mean, obviously there are
certain words you can't use.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Is that the only pushback you've ever seen?

Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Really?

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
Yeah, really, I mean, as long as it's not considered vulgar.

Speaker 10 (01:12:16):
Right, you know, they kind of do the same thing
with license plates, right, you know, if you can't put
it on a license plate, you're probably not gonna be
able to change your name to it. Kind of thing,
And people try all sorts of weird stuff to get
names through. But yeah, I mean, and there's certain countries,
I mean, not the US, but there are other countries
that are very specific on even if it's not vulgar,
there's certain words you can't use.

Speaker 6 (01:12:38):
So but you know that's not US law.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
I'm gonna put you on the spot a little bit.
What's the fastest you could get your name changed? What's
the longest?

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
So, okay, an adult name change is easy.

Speaker 10 (01:12:52):
It's it's very easy, okay, because we don't have to
notify another parent and all this other garbage and that
kind of stuff. So you know, if you're in a
smaller county especially, I mean, you can do a name
change within I don't know, six weeks, a little less
than that, depending upon the courts.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
The schedule would be the only thing.

Speaker 10 (01:13:08):
Yeah, I mean, I understand, and I'm glad you brought
this up.

Speaker 6 (01:13:12):
So it kind of segues into this a little bit.

Speaker 10 (01:13:14):
Is that understand the months of November and December for
any court, Okay, it doesn't matter if it's family law
court or criminal court, any of that stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
Guys, it's going to slow down.

Speaker 10 (01:13:23):
And so don't get pissed off at your attorney because
you can't get in fast enough, simply because things slow
down around the holidays. They always do, especially the last
two weeks of December.

Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
Judges don't like being in court. They want want to
be out and off.

Speaker 10 (01:13:36):
They've saved up their time for the year, and they
want to be off with their families.

Speaker 6 (01:13:39):
So you know, things slow down quite a bit.

Speaker 10 (01:13:41):
But yeah, we're we're always subject to the court schedule,
and especially in smaller counties because you know, it's all
so we have judges that only hear family law cases,
we have judges that only hear criminal cases. And only
do preliminary hearings and only do big trials and things
like that.

Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
We're a small county.

Speaker 10 (01:13:58):
If you've got to judge one judge, maybe that here's
criminal and family and civil and probate and all these
things together. So you know, depending upon what county year
and how many judges they have, it just depends. You're
always subject to that schedule.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Jeff Ferminsland Associates is in the studio to answering question.
You have a couple of ways to get your question
to us. You can text us BMMS at whatever your
question is to eight two nine four five. You can
call it eight three three four six ozho KMOD, or
you can email show at kmod dot com. That's how
I got this question for Jeff about family law. My
now twenty three year old special need son is receiving

(01:14:35):
a settlement due to being the victim of an auto
pedestrian accident last year. The law firm issuing the check
notified us that if the money isn't used in a
certain amount of days, his SSI could be interrupted or canceled.
The firm doesn't deal with those situations in quote, but
deferred us to another attorney do you have any experience

(01:14:56):
with this type of situation, any help you can give
me would be a pretty shiated.

Speaker 10 (01:15:00):
Sure, you know, I don't personally, but Sam Allison in
our Pahusca office does, and so if you'll give him
a call up there. You can call our Tulsa office
to get the number, or you could look for Shoemake
Law firm. It's a different name, but it is us
up in Pahusca, and give Sam a call and he
can get you that answer. I've never heard of there
being a timeframe on that. But again, I don't do SSI,
I don't do Social Security works. But Sam can answer

(01:15:22):
those questions and get you a good clear path on
what to do.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Wouldn't So can a law firm dictate what the settlement
is used for, or win or how long or anything
like that.

Speaker 6 (01:15:33):
I don't know if they.

Speaker 10 (01:15:33):
I don't know if it sounds like they were dictating it,
other than saying maybe they realized or found out that
under federal law or Social security law, there was a
particular timeframe that things have to be done in. So
that's probably what it was. It wasn't really about the
law firm dictating. It was sounded more to me, okay,
having heard these kind of things before, that there is

(01:15:56):
a rule somewhere under federal or soil security law that
requires certain things like that to be used in an
amount of time. And I think the idea, if I
had to guess, and this is, you know, my idea.
This is not the this is law by Jeff. This
is not the state law per se. But it sounds
as though the idea is that it depending upon the
size of the settlement, you would need the SSI because
you've got such a large settlement, or you've got a

(01:16:18):
certain amount of money.

Speaker 6 (01:16:19):
So maybe that's it. I don't know, but I know
Sam would have that answer, So please give him a call.
He can help you with that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Anything that has to do with family out, Jeff and
the folks and Hintzing associates can help with I always
this gave me reminded me of a scenario, like we've
talked about it before, that win the lottery scenario. You
win the lottery. You can't just call an attorney and
go I won the lottery. I mean you can, but
you don't want to divulge that information. You got to
find somebody that specializes in these things.

Speaker 10 (01:16:44):
Right, so you know, you never ever want to go
if you win the lottery, say you win, you're one
of the billion dollar lotteries, Okay, you never want to
ever go and just collect it yourself, okay. And you
don't ever just want to put it in your own
name and stick it in a bank.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:16:59):
There are different projects and policies and things you have
to do.

Speaker 10 (01:17:02):
I mean, you want to set up an LLC, You
want to have a representative go pick up the check
from the state capital if you need to.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
And certain states.

Speaker 10 (01:17:10):
Understand, there are certain states that do require actual winners
to go and pick up their stuff as opposed to
other states allow representatives and things like that, so or
names not to be public. I mean that you have
to look, it's different from state to state. And I'm
not sure what Oklahoma's is because I don't play the lottery,
but I do know that there are certain rules and

(01:17:31):
regulations in that. But you know, again there's tax, tax
implications and all these other things. That's why you want
to call an attorney and we can help you through
that stuff and say, look, you need to set up
an LLC.

Speaker 6 (01:17:41):
We need to get this account set ready for you
need to do this. You need to do that.

Speaker 10 (01:17:45):
You know, you need to plan ahead and not just
go out and blow it on everything that you've ever
wanted because now, let's sad you're automatically rich. I mean,
we hear these stories all the time of people that
end up in worse situations by burning through their money
than they were to begin with, you know, or people
ending up dead, those.

Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
Kind of things. So you got to make good decisions
when it comes to those kind of things.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Well, and we're using the lottery as an example, but
I think that applies to anything. Divorce, custody. You don't
want to do this on your own because you don't
want to get caught doing the wrong thing.

Speaker 10 (01:18:16):
Right and chat GPT is not your friend, okay, so
it will not always give you the right answers, especially
in legal matters.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
A couple of ways to get your question to Jeff
from Hensley Associates eight three three four six ozho kmod
is the phone number where you can text BMMS and
whatever your question is to eight two nine four five.
This may be a little similar the last one. I
have a salvage yard that has moved in towards the
corner of my family's property, They have a big spotlight
that shines into my room, and they have at least
over a dozen dogs that run free and chase our cattle.

(01:18:46):
We believe that's how one of our calves died. Is
there something I can do about that? Is this a
business conflict or a neighbor conflict?

Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
Well, this is a neighbor conflict.

Speaker 10 (01:18:56):
It sounds like, I mean, you've got an individual who
has an actual home, who has actual property, cattle, those
sorts of things, and now you've got a business that
has moved in. I mean, there's all sorts of implications
here from you know, is it zoned for business over there?

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
Is it not?

Speaker 10 (01:19:12):
You're dealing with a lack of enjoyment that's being interrupted
by the light shining in all those kind of things.

Speaker 6 (01:19:18):
So you know, you definitely got some issues here that
need to be addressed.

Speaker 10 (01:19:21):
And you know the first way would be to not
go over there and threaten to kick their butts okay,
or you know, to harm them or hurt them, and
don't go shooting their dogs and all that kind of stuff.
Well you laugh, but it happens. I mean, I do
get mess people get me. I mean, there's been instances
of you know, law enforcement shooting dogs when they shoot

(01:19:41):
in that sort of thing. So, I mean, shooting somebody's
dog is a big deal. And so you don't want
to go do those things. You want to find out, well,
what's it zoned for? And you know, are they allowed
to do this? What are the laws engaging in your neighborhood?
Is it a neighborhood? Is it out in the middle
of nowhere? I mean, there's so many things in here
to deal with that you want to give us a
call so we can unpack each one and go through

(01:20:02):
it and say, Okay, you know they are breaking this rule,
or they're breaking this what's we're looking for, ordinance or
whatever it may be. I mean, there's ways to do this,
and you want to do it the right way. You
don't want to go threatening them, telling them you're going
to kick their butts or kill them or things like that,
because that's when you cause all sorts of problems, and
then all of a sudden it's harder to get you

(01:20:23):
out of those problems than it is to do with
the initial problem.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
How does one decipher if it is a civil small
claims court issue? Let me phrase that, how does one
decide if it's a small claims issue or a civil
litigation issue.

Speaker 10 (01:20:36):
Here, So if it's over a certain amount of money,
I mean, if it's less than I think ten thousand dollars,
then you've got a small claims issue. And then you've
got an issue between I think or less than seven
thousand dollars, and there's an issue between seven and ten,
there's a different court. And then of course if it's
ten thousand dollars and above, then it's a civil matter.
So it really depends on the amount of money you're
claiming you're ode for whatever it may be. So that

(01:20:58):
can definitely be one of those things where you've got
to decide, you know, what's the damage here and how
do I handle it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
Jeff Insley from Insland Associates is in the studio eight
three three four six oh kmo D. Anything else to
do with divorce or custody or guardianship. You can ask
that question right now and get advice on what your
next step should be with Jeff eight through three four
six oh kmo D. You can email show at kmod
dot com, or you can text like this one BMMS

(01:21:25):
and whatever your question is to eight two nine four
five This says, we've been living apart for two years. No,
papers haven't been filed. Am I technically still married?

Speaker 6 (01:21:35):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:21:35):
Absolutely, until you're until there's a divorce decree that actually
splits you guys up.

Speaker 6 (01:21:40):
Legally, you are absolutely legally married.

Speaker 10 (01:21:42):
So you know, it seems it seems kind of funny, right,
But there are people I know that have been separated.
In fact, I had one case one time where the
people have been separated for twenty years and had been
married that entire time. Now, Luckily, again, once you separate,
anything that you get debt y asset wise is all yours, thankfully,

(01:22:02):
so that didn't really affect them, and they'd already disposed
of all their marital debts. It was a fairly easy
divorce at that point. But at the same time, too,
people do they break up and they split and they think, oh, well,
I haven't seen this person in so long. I can
move on and get married to somebody else. Well, no,
you can't, because you're still married to the first person,
which means if you've gotten remarried, that makes your second

(01:22:23):
marriage now void and no longer valid. So you know,
if you've got these questions in these issues, please give
us a call.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
We'd love to help you with that eight three three
four to six oh kmo D. You can email show
at kmod dot com, or you can text BMMS in
the body of the text along with your question to
the phone number eight two nine four five and Jeff
from Hensling Associates will do his best to give you
some advice to get you started. And this one is
one we've talked about before. My ex moved in with

(01:22:50):
a guy who has a criminal record. Can I do
anything about that?

Speaker 10 (01:22:55):
I assume that there's a child involved here. Otherwise who cares, right,
So let's just kind of throw that in there. You know,
it depends on what the charge is. I mean, if
it's a you know, minor misdemeanor for possession of a joint,
you know, no big deal per se. But if you've
got somebody that she's moved in with that is a

(01:23:16):
child molester and is on the sex offender registry and
all those kind of things, or has been in prison
for violent crimes or you know, assault and battery or
whatever it may be. Yes, there are things that we
can do to make sure your child is safe, because
we don't want the child going over and being around
somebody that has had some sort of violent past that
is an absolute danger and it happens a lot, It

(01:23:38):
really happens a lot. So we do with these issues
a lot of Well, what do you do on the
other side, now, is with somebody that is has a
you know, who's married to or engaged to or dating
a child molester or a rapist or something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
What if they were in prison for robbery? Is that
considered a violent crime?

Speaker 10 (01:23:56):
Well, I mean you've got to look at it and
see what. You know, what what was the charge you say, robbery?
You know what exactly does that mean? Did they rob
a convenience store? Was it by force? Was it you know,
did they just steal it from them? You know, there's
all sorts of things that go into this. But potentially,
I mean there's potentially if it was an armed robbery
right where they pulled a gun on somebody and tried

(01:24:17):
to knock off a grocery store or corner store or
something like that, then yeah, I mean that's an absolute
red flag. I mean, I know, we have this idea
of they went to prison, they serve their time, they
pay their debt to society. I get all that, and
I don't discount that for those that are listening, I
don't discount that at all. I'm just saying that the
court has to look at it from especially in violent crimes.

(01:24:40):
You know, should that child be around them? And potentially
the answer would be no, they don't need to be
around him. If this person's making that choice to be
with someone who, like I said, as a child muster
or on the sex offender registry or rapist or something
of that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Nature, how do you give guidance to parents that their
kid is telling them so something. How do they prove
that because a lot of the stuff comes from second
or third hand knowledge, it's not you know, straight from
the horse's mouth, whether it be drug use or who
their new boyfriend is, our new girlfriend is.

Speaker 10 (01:25:13):
So I mean a lot of times if it is,
we do our due diligence right. We bring in a
guardian ed item who can do an investigation, or a
public defender who can represent do an investigation and do
you know, make those recommendations for the child or you know,
sometimes private investigators right to follow people around to see
are they really spending the night there or is that

(01:25:34):
just something the kid misunderstands? And when the kid goes
to bed, the person leaves or do they actually stay.
I mean, there's all sorts of ways to do some
sort of investigation, to do your due diligence to find
out what's going on before you start throwing things at
the court and opening a can of worms that may
or may not need to be opened.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
I've never asked you this, but do you have to
cooperate with a guardian guardian adem?

Speaker 8 (01:25:57):
Well?

Speaker 10 (01:25:57):
You need to, yeah, absolutely, because if you don't, it'll
be to your detriment. And anytime you've got a guardian
ad litem or a public defender, or you've got a
custody evaluator or anything like that, you want to work
with them because if you don't, it's only going to
work against you. I mean, if DHS were to come
and investigate you, you better work with them because if

(01:26:18):
you don't, they'll make your life a livating hell.

Speaker 6 (01:26:19):
I mean, seriously, you've got to work with these people,
whether you like it or not.

Speaker 10 (01:26:23):
You may hate every second of it, but it's to
your betterment and to your potential detriment if you do
or don't work with them.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
So taking those interactions seriously would only benefit you absolutely,
Rather than the other side, where they just will come
up with their own conclusion because you're playing no part.

Speaker 6 (01:26:40):
Absolutely.

Speaker 10 (01:26:41):
You know, you may hate every second of it, you
may resent every second of it, you may hate the
other side to the ends of the earth because of it.
But at the same time, too do the right thing
for you and your kid and just work with them.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Jeffer Hensling Associates is in the studio with us. You've
got a question about divorce or custody or guardianship, a
name change. Maybe you're like this text where you've only
lived together that says if we never got married but
bought a house together, who gets it?

Speaker 10 (01:27:10):
Well, assuming, okay, there's two ways to go at this,
all right, there is a is there a common law argument?

Speaker 6 (01:27:17):
Is there not a common law argument? All right, So
we're going to talk about both.

Speaker 10 (01:27:20):
Let's say it's a common law argument, all right, and
they have filed taxes together, married filing jointly.

Speaker 6 (01:27:26):
They bought this house together.

Speaker 10 (01:27:27):
Now we have to do divorce, and then we'll worry
about in the divorce who gets the house?

Speaker 6 (01:27:32):
All right.

Speaker 10 (01:27:32):
Now, that's the more easier scenario in my opinion. Then
you've got the idea that there is no common law marriage.
They really were just living together their boyfriend and girlfriend,
and they never held each other out or as married
in any way, shape or form.

Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
They never filed taxes together. But they bought this house.

Speaker 10 (01:27:48):
Well, now you've got joint tenants in common, you've got
joint ownership.

Speaker 6 (01:27:52):
So now you've got to deal with the issue of
who's going to take the house.

Speaker 10 (01:27:56):
Is there somebody that wants it more than the other
So then you still, you know, you've got to buy
out the other side and all sorts of things. So
you go from being a divorce You know, if there's
a divorce action, it's because it's a common law marriage.
If it's not a common law issue, then you're dealing
with joint tenants and co ownership, at which point now
you've got a civil action instead of a divorce action,
because now you've got to deal with who's going to

(01:28:17):
get the house and how it's going to be dealt with.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
This this text kind of follows along with that. It says,
we excuse me, we have a house that my girlfriend
and her ex purchased when they dated. He abandoned the
house when they split up. He recently got married and
won't communicate for us to do a loan assumption. We
have put the money into the house since then on
repairs and whatnot. What can be done for us to
get him off the deed? Same thing? Right, this is

(01:28:40):
more of a civil matter.

Speaker 10 (01:28:42):
Yeah, this is a civil matter at this point. This
is not a divorce matter, This is not a famulaw matter.
This is definitely a civil matter. Which point you want
to give Sam Allison up in our past office a call.

Speaker 6 (01:28:51):
He can help with this issue.

Speaker 10 (01:28:52):
But I mean, when you're dealing with these kind of issues,
this is one of the things, like we see the
statistics that say, you know, people are waiting longer and
longer to get married. Right, it's perfectly fine, you know,
society is what it is. That's great, Da da da.
But the problem you run into is is that when
you've got people that start buying houses together or major
items together, and now all of a sudden they break up,
how do we deal with it?

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:29:14):
And in this case where somebody has disappeared off the
face of the planet or won't communicate, what do we do?
I mean, they're talking about a loan assumption, right. Loan
assumptions are rare. A lot of banks don't like just
loan assumptions, okay, because it can get sticky and messy.
That's why they make people get their own mortgages and refinance.
And it sounds like maybe these people don't qualify for

(01:29:37):
that right and so they're wanting to do a loan assumption.
And of course a loan assumption is probably because they
got the first mortgage that are really low interest rate
and now interest rates suck, and so they're trying to
I mean, there's all sorts of scenarios and all sorts
of issues.

Speaker 6 (01:29:50):
This is when it can get sticky. That's why you
want to give us a call.

Speaker 10 (01:29:52):
We can help you with that and make sure that
you get through it safely and you don't get stuck
in all the meyer and muck that can be caused
by it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Yeah, and you don't want to listen to your friends
or someone who went through a quote similar situation, because
no two situations are exactly the same when it comes
to the legal world. And Jeff and the folks at
Hinsley Associates are there to help you. That's why they
have a free consultation set up for our ko D listeners.
When you call Jeff at nine eight, three nine eight
five six nine two mentioned KMOD. You're going to get

(01:30:24):
that free consultation to give you a better game plan
than what you were going to find online because you're
giving him the details and he can speak thoroughly to
what is happening with Oklahoma laws and your best course
of action three nine eight five six nine two For
hinsleyan Associates mentioned KOD get that free consultation. As we
mentioned a couple times today, you guys practice in other

(01:30:46):
areas of law through another law.

Speaker 10 (01:30:48):
Firm, Absolutely so with our Shoemake Law firm up in Pahsco.
Don't worry about the name.

Speaker 6 (01:30:52):
It's still us.

Speaker 10 (01:30:52):
We just kept the name when we took it over.
So please give Sam Ellison a call up there. He
can help you with anything in addition to family law.
If you've got aminal issue like we've talked about, if
you've got a housing issue or a property issue, or
if you've got probates, wills and estates. We're doing a
lot of prenups up there. Anything you need in addition
to family law, we can help. If you don't remember

(01:31:13):
the name, just call us here at Tulsa. Hinsley and Tulsa.
We'll hook you up with them up there so you
can get that taken care of. I'm up there once
a week and can help you out with that up
there as well. But please give us a call. We'd
love to help you in addition to your family law
issue because we have those resources and we'd love to help.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
For in Insley and associates. Jeff have a great week,
hey too, Thanks back, Lindsay. Have you ever seen the
TV show The Trailer Park Boys?

Speaker 8 (01:31:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
So, for those that don't know, The Trailer Park Boys
is about these three individuals that live in a trailer
park in Canada and they have their weird life. I
don't know how to describe that. But Ricky and Julian
and Bubbles. How would you just scry Bubbles GIMPI? He

(01:32:03):
has coke bottle glasses. He's kind of eccentric character who
loves cats, and he cannot pronounce sasquatch correctly Sam squench

(01:32:25):
it appears, though I don't think they take the as
far as that Bubbles is special needs right. Oh. He
also is a singer songwriter, I do know that, and
puts together quite a tune. It is a fun knee show. Oh, yeah,
I don't forget The Green Bastard. And it is a

(01:32:46):
show that originated on Canadian television and then they ended
the Canadian television run and then Netflix picked it up.
Matter of fact, a new season is coming out in April. Yeah,
so you can watch this show now. But Bubbles, the
guy who plays Bubbles, Michael Smith, has been arrested and

(01:33:08):
charged with sexual assault and he's appearing in court today
to face the allegations. And and you know, it take
place in twenty seventeen, and it's unclear what the details
are around it because they're just not divulging very much yet. Obviously,

(01:33:30):
the people that represent him are like, we take this
very seriously and we are going to respect to the
process and please give us our space while we do
this right. And the part I don't know if he's
an a actor, I would the guy that plays Bubbles, Yeah,
no chance, not even a B C level. You gotta

(01:33:52):
keep in mind, I mean, Trailer Park Boys was nothing,
and they've only become kind of mainstream within the last
couple of years. I say maybe maybe five five to
five to ten. I mean his net worth the guy
that plays Bubbles, what do you think.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
Ten million?

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Ten million, Uh, two hundred and fifty thousand at best. Yeah,
this says two million. I don't know. But nonetheless, there
was another allegation with him that happened in April of
twenty sixteen. He was actually arrested in LA for misdemeanor

(01:34:34):
domestic battery. According to witnesses, The incident took place near
a pool bathroom at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel in LA.
Two witnesses says they heard a woman yelling, you're choking me,
and when they arrived, they saw the actor bubbles pinning
a woman against a bathroom wall. Police records and news

(01:34:55):
outlets confirmed he was boo booked into jail. He posted bail,
of course.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
He denied any assault. He said, at no time did
I assault her. I'm not guilty of the misdemeanor charged
against me. The charges were eventually dropped. Prosecutors declined to
move forward, citing lack of evidence because it's he said,
it's he's it's he said she said at that point, right,
just because you hear somebody yelling doesn't mean it was
that person, even if the situation appears for it to

(01:35:20):
be so. I could see how it would get dropped,
but now it's again.

Speaker 7 (01:35:27):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Yeah, it's not a good look for mister Bubbles. No,
and he's not a looker. No, No, I'd have to
say his character Bubbles looks better than the actual dude.
Oh that plays Bubbles well.

Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
And if he gets any attention from women, it's probably
because he is an actor on this show. Yeah, and
he's like taking advantage of that big time.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
All I could all I could think of when I
saw this story, and all I could think of was
do the Murman all right? Like, for those of whom know,
there's an Adam Sandler movie with Seth Rogan where Seth
Rogan is helping Adam Sandler write movies and Adam Sandler
is the successful actor who it's not a giant deviation

(01:36:22):
from Adam Sandler's trajectory, no no, And he's helping Adam
Sandler who's dying of he's got cancer. And they pick
up these women and the woman has sex with Adam
Sandler and she's requesting him to do the character bit
from one of his movies where he dressed up as
a Mrman and he's laughing while he's having sex with her,

(01:36:47):
and the girl goes do the Murman like and moaning
do the Murman?

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Do the Mrman?

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
And he's laughing and he just goes man man. I
could only imagine that happens with bubbles, where people are
like say the line or do whatever? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
What's very nice you got here? I hear you're a
cat fan. He's a he was in a rock band. Ey,
he was in a rock band from the nineties. That's crazy.

(01:37:29):
Life is wild. I think my favorite picture of him
that I found is them three, not as their characters
with Emmanuel Lewis. All right, you ever seen that guy
who goes online and he says he can connect himself,

(01:37:50):
you and him through any picture. Oh yeah, it's an
awesome rabbit hole to go down. I'm connected to the
trailer park because I have had my picture with Emmanuel Lewis.

Speaker 4 (01:38:03):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
He had to get off his scooter to take his
picure and he had an entourage with him. That's I'm
not being silly. He had an entourage of like twelve
people with him. Yeah, this is Webster we're talking about here.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
And in the eighties, well, this wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
I would have been ten, lindsay, Okay, it was. I
was out of school. I was doing a radio thing
in La and he keeps wheels in and You're like,
holy cow, it's Emmanuel Lewis. What do you think Webster's
net worth is? Fun? Guess his age to lindsay.

Speaker 4 (01:38:46):
He's in his fifties, late fifties. I would say fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Eight, okay, net worth.

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
Fourteen million.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
I'm gonna say he's fifty. Yeah, I'm gonna say sixty
two okay, And I'm going to say his net worth
is one million dollars. All right, So Webster Emanuel Lewis
is fifty four years old, not much older than you,

(01:39:17):
my friend. That's why I was trying to remember, like
how old was he when he did the show? I
understand he looked like a child. Yeah, yeah, well, I
mean Webster was what eighty four? Yeah, but Dick Buncus, Yeah,
wasn't Dick Buncus. No, no, no, no, no, no no no,

(01:39:40):
it wasn't Dick. Guy that looked like Dick. But yeah,
he had he had a he had a mustache and everything.
Alex Cross, Yes, yes, And that show ran from eighty
three to eighty nine. So Webster was he was born
in seven he wants so he's like, what twelve at that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
Time, and people thought he was five or six.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
Right, So anyway, manuel Lewis fifty four years old, net
worth of six hundred thousand dollars. That's just what it
says here. Yeah, I can't imagine. Yeah, I mean, what
else has he done? What else has Emmanuel Lewis done?
Not a damn thing? Going to comic cons I guess, Yeah, well,

(01:40:28):
let's go ahead and click on Webster's Instagram and see
what he's up to. How did they get Webster in
that TV show? Like, how did the papadoposis get Webster?

Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
They adopted him?

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
I mean, I think that's the easy go to, but
even in different strokes, we know that's not fully the truth. Well,
apparently his parents died in a car accident yep, yep, yep, yep.
Gets taken in by his football playing father's wealthy former teammate,
George Papa Duptinas, and George's socialite wife Catherine. So it's

(01:41:01):
like parents die and they're like, oh, well, someby's got
to take care of this kid. We'll bring him in. Yeah,
it wasn't even an adoption. They just took him, right,
that's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:41:17):
He was actually seven years older than his character.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
Oh yeah yeah. People were shocked when they're like, no kidding,
he's not a little child, right, all right, that was
a fun side quest. We'll take a break and we'll
be back.

Speaker 6 (01:41:33):
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