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HOORAY FOR TUESDAY!!!! A Lot Of Presidents Have Died From Diarrhea, Who Dat In The Garden, Assault With A Deadly Banana, Crawlspace Livin', Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, & What's Channing Tatum's Best Movie?!?!?!?

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at nine o'clock. I was thinking yesterday about Jimmy Carter's death, right,
and he's so old like it just was over, And
I went down a rabbit hole of presidents and how
they died, which sounds I hear you, but not everything

(04:03):
I bring up is boring. And I'll give you an
example of this. George Washington, do you know how he died?
I don't listeria. No, he died of something called a
pagilia us and it's the infection of the little flap
on your windpipe. Oh how'd you get an infection there, George? Well,

(04:26):
that's not even The weird part is the weird part
that he had allegedly had two wills, and he gave
them to his wife and said, do this one and
then burn it. But then tell everybody you did this one. Wow.
Also never had wooden teeth. He had the teeth of slaves.
Go look it up. It's fun to think about. Right,

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John Adams, he died of heart failure. Nothing big, okay,
Thomas Jefferson, Right, Uh, he had a bunch of problems.
They're not sure, but he had problem urinating, severe diarrhea,
kidney damage, kidney infections, and they think that's what overwhelmed

(05:06):
his body and he died. I gotta tell you, Thomas Jefferson,
pretty storied historical figure. Not once did we ever talk
about he died of diarrhea, right for real, real hillacious
way to die. Also not the only president that died
though I didn't know that either didn't diarrhea, right, I
gotta be honest. Of all the times that's happened to me,

(05:30):
I've never thought this could be the end. It makes
sense though, especially at that time before they had anti diarrhea.
They didn't have a moodium back then, pepti or whatever,
so you just had to deal with it, and diarrhea
will dehydrate you severely.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
Which breaks down your kidneys.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well, what I was thinking was, are did they die
of diarrhea like this is it? Or were they like dehydrated? Yeah? Yeah,
something had happened that caused him to get serious ill
like that and caused the diarrye in the shutting down
the kidney's The question is, well, was it was the malaria?
Was it the flu? Was it? And they didn't know

(06:09):
the ale that they were drinking, because it's not like
they were necessarily sanitary. There was no indoor plumbing exactly.
James Monroe, he died of tuberculosis. Oh yeah, yeah, that
seems right right, talk about that. Quincy Adams he died
of a stroke. But listen to this. He died from
a stroke inside the Capitol Building after casting a vote

(06:32):
against honoring US soldiers who served in the Mexican American War. Sorry,
you deserved it. Yeah, his decision got them all right up.
It's just so out of his mind that he stroked
out right there. Yeah, the big guy was like a
damn it. Quincy Adams again, a historic figure that we

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talk a lot about. Andrew Jackson, he died. He had
a musket in his body, in his chest cavity. Never
dealt with it. Oh, like a bullet from the musket,
got it, got it, and then died and like but
he lived like decades with his body adapted to this
foreign object. That was the way it was. Musket. You

(07:20):
think he died like, no, his body adapted. Martin van Buren, right, right, yeah,
he uh. He allegedly had a plan to stop the
Civil War and uh said, I'm going to form a committee,
and then he died or was her exactly? I mean

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if you go back and read history about the Civil
War and the adverse, like the ways to stop it
or whatever or not stop it, it's pretty like conniving.
So it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility. Uh.
William Henry Harrison, he died from a fever. Oh no,
If you might remember, he was like, no, no, I

(08:01):
don't need a coat. He died, got a little sicky sicky,
went outside with his wet hair and a cold hunt. Right. Ah,
let's see, there was a really good one here that
I wanted to bring up. James Polk died of cholera colera, okay,
Garl seems about right. Zachary Taylor he died from gastroone titus,

(08:28):
which is diarrhea. He had severe stomach pains for five
days and then died. Damn. We're like, I got some
stomach cramps. How long do I go? Not this guy,
because you can't do there was no internet? Right? Uh?
Millard fillmore o Millard, Right, Yeah, he died, Okay, he

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apparently this is pretty funny. All right. So after finishing
Zachary Taylor's term. He sought to be the nomination for
the presidential election, but they chose someone else. To add
insult to injury. He didn't even win the election. He
lost to Franklin Pierce go Pierces at least when the
other party told him to f off. Whoam oh poor Millard. Yeah,

(09:27):
he just died in natural causes. But Franklin Pierce died
of cirrhosis liver old drinker there, James Buchannan, he died
of respiratory failure. Lincoln, can you yes, can yes? He
went crazy and lost his head? Or did he he

(09:48):
got He got killed by a celebrity. You're right, not
a joke. Famous actor killed him. Who was jealousness of
his of his brother, who was actually more fai miss
than him, and he was like, I'm going to be
more famous than my brother. I just didn't know somebody
presidents died of diarrhea, right, Oh, no, thing that makes

(10:10):
sense though, especially for that time and then in the history,
and to think we don't know, I can't. I gotta
be honest, I don't know if I've ever been told
a president has diarrhea. No, there might be a reason
behind it now because so many of them die. Were like, listen,
we don't need to scare the citizens. We'll just tell

(10:30):
him that you got a little stomach bog. We won't
tell him you got diarrhea. Yeah. I mean, when you
become the president, your movements are highly influential to the market,
to the world, to people's emotional state. Right, So imagine
going from just being like whatever, and then you've got
to let some guy know, like, hey, I got the

(10:51):
hershey's man, right, and they're like, ah, God, hit the buzzer,
get everyone in here, yep, Or you're like two and
they're like, get every doctor in the country. Yeah, get
him a mask right now, right, call the doctor, or
maybe you know, you think your president's like I don't

(11:14):
need nobody's help. You're back, I'm fine, all right, But
as soon as you got diarrhea, sir, we're stepping in right.
This this is a matter of your diarrhea is a
matter of national Yeah. I gotta be honest. There have
been times I thought mine was a matter of national security, real, real,

(11:37):
at least some sort of security. There was definitely some
border security issue when I've had it before, I just
little rabbit hole I went down I found incredibly fascinating.
I wonder if the president has somebody that's like, sir,
you can't eat that. It's going to give you massive
diarrhea and you're.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Allergic to that according to your last food sensitivity tests.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I bet it's a little more elevated than that. I
bet there's like well, and I bet he could ask
for anything he wants for sure. And two there's probably
a little more precautionary measures taken. It wouldn't surprise me
if his stuff. I can't imagine the city sewage is
connected to the White House. It wouldn't surprise me if
the president's sewage gets incinerated, or you are not wrong

(12:26):
there at all, I wouldn't be surprised at all either.
Because people are weird. Well, foreign governments, foreign government, I mean,
I don't know what kind of information they're going to get.
But at the same time, there's a company that I
want you to crap in a box. I mail it
to him so they can do test on it and
see what's wrong with you. So I guess I just
don't read poop enough, yeah to know what's going on.

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So maybe so maybe you can learn some things like
this is his weakness. He has a weakness for Chipotle.
I mean, you can learn a lot for sewage and
that they can they can measure the health situation in
a community by just taking samples of fecal matter in

(13:09):
the sewage, right right, That's how they found you know,
COVID results or whatnot. They find it in the waste
water and stuff like that. I get it. Okay, it's weird, yeah,
all right. Does the White House connect to the city sewage? Yes,
the White House is connected to the Washington DC municipal
sewage system. However, due to security concerns, their additional safeguards
and filtration systems in place to monitoring and control wastewater

(13:30):
leaving the premises. How much does that cost? Right right?
How much? How much would be too much? I think
that it's a fair security issue, you know. I think
twelve thousand dollars is a month a year a year.
That's one thousand dollars a month. That's not that bad. Now,

(13:53):
if it's twelve million dollars a year, then it's easily
a million dollars. One You got to pay one person
just to monitor it, and then I can't imagine that
person also does the repairs and when do you update it? Two?
Are there new versions? Right? Is that? Is that a
competitive market? Is the is the fecal matter checking system

(14:16):
of presidents or high person? I mean, I think even
as far as like it wouldn't be just the president
Elon Musk. No, no, no, I'm outside of the White House.
Elon Musk, the head of Dell, right right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
those type of people I would imagine people. Yeah, well
rich people. But what are you going to find? What

(14:37):
are you gonna get from those people? Their DNA? I
guess I guess that's about the only thing really. And
you're gonna clone one. We've all seen multiplicity. Come on,
we always know there's you can clone as many as
you want. There's always gonna be one retard one of
things they're smarter than everybody, the other one that's just goofball. Anyway,

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Cloning is not good. So to clone these people, you're
not gonna get an Elon Musk. You may get something
that looks like Elon, but it's sure isn't gonna have
Elon's brain. I mean, I think we've shown AI. We
just got to get close true people will believe it.
You don't even need the real per You don't even
need to see that person say it right, and we
believe it right, and you can take it a step further,

(15:23):
you know, with the combination of AI and robotics and
Hollywood makeup artists. Do we really need cloning anyway, because
somebody can make a robot. We'll use Elon Musk as
the example. Somebody can make a robot Elon looks just
like him with the improvements of AI, sounds just like him,
you know, and then you start digging through, you can

(15:45):
get all of his little quirks and weirdness, and then
people would believe it, and then you could kill off
the real Elon and then have robot Elon walking amongst us.
I don't know why Michael Bay continues to make movies
about like Channing Tatum protecting Jamie Fox because he wanted
to be a secret Service agent and so but just
went on the tour and just found himself in a
very lucky situation. When you could make a movie like

(16:08):
this where a foreign entity or a group of malicious
people steal the president's poop, make a fake president and
then parade him around as if he's the president, then
everybody's confused. They're all Spider Man pointing at each other. Right,
doesn't even have to be a foreign That's what I'm
saying with inside in the White House down with Jamie

(16:29):
Fox and Channing Tatum, that was not a foreign entity,
right right In what's the one with Nicholas Cage and
Alcatraz and the rock that was a rogue general, right, yeah,
military they got they felt like they weren't being appreciated.

(16:50):
That was the same premise in White House down right,
his chief of staff felt like they weren't acknowledging the
sacrifices of those that made that served country. Keep your
eye on Mark, Milly Lamb, John Quincy Adams, right, all
from poop, all this conversation from the poop of presidents.

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We got to take a break. We'll be back.

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Speaker 7 (18:16):
Judge tells man to grow up after being found hiding
in his exes garden. This happened in North Yorkshire, England,
where police found thirty four year old Anton man lurking
behind some shrubs on January twenty eighth in his exes courtyard.
They had been alerted by probation officers who suspected man

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could be at the woman's home. After going to his
house and discovering he wasn't there. He's a subject to
two court orders made by two different courts forbidding him
from going near the woman, one of which had just
been made thirteen days earlier. A man pleaded guilty to

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breaching his restraining order after he was convicted of harassing
the woman and guilty to breaching a non molestation order
made by the family court, and he's got other similar convictions.
The judge said, you have learned the hard way. I'm
afraid to say. If you breach court orders, there is
a penalty to face. He said it's time to grow

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up Anton Man, and he jailed him for twelve weeks.
He has to pay eighty five pounds, which is one
hundred and five dollars prosecution costs and two hundred dollars
in statutory surcharge. The restraining order had been made on
January fifteenth, when Man was given a community order including

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wearing an alcohol abstinence tag for one hundred and twenty
days and a few other requirements after hepleted guilty to
harassing the woman with continual phone calls and messages, breaching
the non molestation order made on March twenty eighth of
last year by continual phone calls, messages and failure to

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attend court for Man. He said that he had gone
to the woman's house to collect items he needed for
job applications, and he claimed that the woman had contacted
him and asked him to come over.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
Not true.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
Man suffered from depression and anxiety for fifteen to twenty
years and had recently been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder.
He had turned to drinking and used it to block
out negative thoughts and things going on in his head.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Are are some about the thirties, Like males specifically in
their thirties, a lot of psychosis starts to really present itself.
And I don't know if it's like when you're younger,
it's like fun behavior and then at some point you go, WHOA,
that's not adult, right, or if it really just does
start to you know, surfacing.

Speaker 6 (20:53):
I I've never heard of a non molestation order.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Well, it would be British. So that's probably why I.

Speaker 7 (20:59):
Feel like that is it sounds more serious than just
like a protective order or restraining order.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Nomio molesto, stop bothering me?

Speaker 6 (21:08):
Right, Like maybe they should call him here.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
What nomio molistal stop bothering me? That's where the molestation
court is stop bothering this woman. He's not molesting her
as in like touching her inappropriately, Like we have used
molestation here in you know, criminal cases and stuff like
that when Uncle Ricky touches you know, junior. So you're
what I'm hearing you say is the origin of the

(21:33):
word is sounds like Spanish, Yeah, bothered to bother Latin whatever? Yeah,
And your connection to knowing that is random information I
pick up.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
Throughout the well done, Sir.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I don't know about well done, but yeah, that tracks
the more you know. Nobody had GIMPI sane Spanish and
understanding the origin of the word molestation. Maybe some of
you did, yeah on their bingo card. Yeah, there you go.

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Strippers busted for banana battery. So there's this woman in Florida.
She's twenty two. Her name is cal Tevayatt Caltavia, miss
Turner what we're gonna call her. She works with baby
dolls there in clear Water, and so she goes to
the seven to eleven that's like a couple miles away
from her work, and I guess she gets in this
verbal altercation with the clerk and they start swapping derogatory

(22:35):
comments towards each other, and eventually that made Miss Turner
so I raate. She had to pick up a banana
off the counter and threw it at the clerk, hit
her right in the face, left a minor abrasion on
her on her cheek.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
Wow, must not have been a ripe banana.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Doesn't not anyhow, So of course police come out and
they arrest the woman. They charge her for misdemeanor bettery.
I was hoping to try and figure out what which
one was, Uh, what was the name of the strip
club she worked at? So I pulled up name of
strip clubs Baby Dolls. Oh is it good? Yeah? Yeah,

(23:12):
I mentioned that in the beginning Baby Dolls in clear
Water and you could go to their Instagram and you
could see, you know, videos of them dancing and stuff
like that. Yo, it's right off the exit. Yame like,
it's yeah, yeah, I'll watch it. I was like, oh,
little new if I'm gonna go to that one or not.
In that little block there are three and in a

(23:37):
one mile radius there are four nice oh and nowhere
to go if you want to go to a strip
club in Clearwater, Florida, And in a i'm gonna guess
five mile radius there is one, two, three, four, five, six,

(23:58):
seven eight nine. N Wow, that's quite the demand. Well listen,
cle clear Water ins want their boobies right, Crazy Girls Panela,
Crazy Girls, Panelas, Gentlemen's Club, Deviance oz is, Gentlemen's Club,

(24:23):
Baby Dolls, Ammorama Latin Night Club, Nice Rain Ladies, and
Gentlemen's Club four plays Gentlemen's Lounge bottoms Up. I like
that clean. You know exactly what we're talking about. You
don't have to be like Gentlemen's Club. Who's oz Is
this like Lions right? Bunny's Cabaret, the Whiskey Ladies Again,

(24:50):
I like that name. I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah,
I'm always anytime we mentioned Florida and strip clubs, I'm
always intrigued by the number and the names. MM deep
bench also looks like not the woman you want to
mess with. Police arrest man found living in crawl space.

(25:10):
This happened in Colorado's Springs, where a woman discovered this
man had been in her crawl space for days, and
then the police arrested him. Officers responded after the homeowner
noticed footprints near the cellar door and found signs of
an intruder. The suspect was gone at the time, but
returned later that night, prompting a second call to the police.
He was taken into custody on an outstanding warrant and

(25:31):
issued a trespassing morning. Authorities urged residents to secure exterior
excess points to prevent similar incidents, and more depth news
of it. The family thought they heard a coughing, and
you know, we're like did you cough? No, that wasn't
me and wrote it off as a neighbor. Their dog
started barking at the vents and the husband multiple times

(25:52):
went out and thought he you know, checked and didn't
see anything abnormal. And it wasn't until a heavy snowfall
happened where they saw tracks to the cross space and
neither one had been in the crass space that they
thought something was up. But you know, look, didn't see
anything because you can hide, right. Yeah, it seems to

(26:13):
happen a lot people being found living in cross or that.
I'd like, Yeah, crawl space I can get, They're easily
accessible from the exterior. Addicts way more challenging. Yeah, a
lot of people on cross spaces. One might not even
know where they're at, two have never looked in it,
Three have never been in it, which I don't blame you. Yeah, yeah,

(26:37):
people living there. Yeah. I had a house with a
cross space and I was like, I'm sorry. Yeah when
the guy had to go in there and he's like, no,
this is what I do. Like he was fine with it.
I was like hard pass man for sure. All these
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The Big Man Morning Show returns next Tulsa's morning show.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Good Morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show six K
M O D. You can also text BMMS and then
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Last night you had the media day with some of
the players from the Super Bowl, and uh, Travis Kelsey

(27:30):
was asked about if he could ask the media one
question and he said, why do you guys leaning on
the rough thing so much?

Speaker 6 (27:39):
Great question?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
No, I think yeah, also feels like you're of course
you would say that. Yeah, if you there is one,
you'd be like, don't look over here type of thing. Right.
And then Mahomes was asked about being the villain and
he said, uh, listen, I get it. I was the
same way with the Patriots back the day. But if

(28:02):
you think that me being the villain is going to
stop us, yeah, right, make makes sense. And I always
love the media day stuff because it's so stupid. They
have like really dumb ones. Like the NFL had Jamis
Winston out there, the quarterback, and he asked Chris Jones

(28:22):
a question, and he asked Chris Jones, what's his favorite
color question? Jameis Winston, you can say, is an average
NFL quarterback? Maybe not average, I don't know, depending on
who you ask. Uh, he's great on the camera though,
he's a great analyst. He's he knows football in a

(28:44):
really great way. I just was really disappointed in that question.
So Chris Jones says red, of course, jeeves red, and
he replies with do you see red when you sack quarterbacks?
And or did you see red when you pushed that
tackle into my tackle into me when you sacked me?
You know what I mean? You're like, Oh, I just

(29:05):
wanted like something little more. These feel so stupid, these
type of quests. There's not You're not learning anything, It's
not what's the point? It barely gets It gets more
media attention for its absurdity right than it does any
type of merit as a way to like fill Monday night.

Speaker 7 (29:24):
It feels like a conversation you'd have over beers or something.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Or I gotta be honest, I've had a lot of
beers with people, and I've been lucky enough to have
beers a lot of celebrities. Not once if I asked
them their favorite color, not once. Maybe I need to
Maybe Jamis knows he makes millions They paid him a
lot of money to do that, so you can you

(29:48):
can utilize that practice later on this week, we've got
an interview coming up. Ask him what his favorite called.
Absolutely not going to do that. If you're we're going
to ask Patrick Mahomes a question, lindsay, what are you asking?
Or Jalen Hurts or whoever doesn't have to be the chiefs?
What are you asking?

Speaker 6 (30:08):
Jalen Hurts? Will you be my hall pass? I love him?
Obsessed with him? I would probably.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Isn't it weird? How Like if we said that a
female one, it would be like, okay, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
Mahomes. It would probably be something about his hair care
or something.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Right, he endorses them little Troy Palomo, Yeah all right
you or whatever? Yeah, GIMPI. Why did you get into football?
Is this something you wanted to do? Or did your
dad push you into it and live vicariously through you?
I mean dad was a famous baseball player, so yeah, right?

Speaker 6 (30:57):
And Mahomes played baseball too, right?

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah? Anything he can't do a lot of those guys
played multiple sports or played multiple sports. Have you ever
thought about maybe a three way with Travis and Taylor?
Have you ever thought about just sitting in the corner
and watching them go to town at each other. Guys are, Hey,

(31:21):
it's not what's your favorite caller? No, that's true, That's
definitely true. I would probably ask something like, if those
plays that have you've lined up for and time out
got called, what's a play you were ready to play,
you were getting ready to that you knew was gonna
be great that didn't get played. Have you worked on
your spiking skills lately? Listen, if you're gonna be bad

(31:44):
at something and be great at a bunch of other stuff,
I'd rather be bad at spiking and great at winning
super Bowls, right for sure. So everybody's like he can't
spike a ball, So you could really throw a ball,
just not at the ground. That's a good problem.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held his annual State of the
League address Monday in New Orleans. He did his best
to shut down the rumors that NFL officials are partial
towards the Kansas City Chiefs, as well as announce that
the league is considering adding a professional flag football league.
Roger called it a ridiculous theory that officials may make

(32:27):
calls in favor of Kansas City and credited the competitiveness
of the league for the team's close victories. The commissioner
also said that the NFL is better because of diversity efforts,
while doubling down on the league's commitment to inclusive hiring processes.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
I don't like Roger Goodell, however, the way he handles
media is a masterclass. Yeah, the way he handles those
type of questions, he's like, no, that's ridiculous for sure.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
And the Rams are planning to move on from one
of their star players this offseason. Los Angeles wide receiver
Cooper Cup took to social media Monday to announce that
the team informed him of its plans to begin seeking
a trade immediately. Cupp said that he did not agree
with the decision and mentioned that he believed he would

(33:15):
end his career with the team. The thirty one year
old had sixty seven receptions for seven hundred and ten
yards and six touchdowns and twelve games played last season.
He's a mass six hundred and thirty four catches for
seven thousand, seven hundred seventy six yards and fifty seven
touchdowns across his eight year career.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah, he hasn't really had a big year like we
think he should have since like twenty was twenty twenty one,
so I could see why they want to deal him.
But Mark mc the coach y Sean McVay, who's got
like the hottest wife maybe of all the coaches. He
this was his first draft, like one of his guys,

(33:55):
so this is probably really hard for him.

Speaker 7 (33:57):
Yeah, but wouldn't he have everything to do with that decision?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Coaches don't normally Sometimes they don't depends on this arrangement
at the on the team, right Like Belichick when he
was with the Patriots, he that was his decisions. I
believe Sean Payton's got that arrangement. Reid's got that arrangement,
but not every coach has that setup. And I think

(34:21):
there's going to be some big receivers in the market
in the offseason, so that'll it'll be interesting to see
where he lands and will he be productive again? Will
he have a better than average sixty seven reception season?
Will he be up in that hundred reception season?

Speaker 6 (34:38):
And that's your boss of the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay
in ninety KM.

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Speaker 6 (35:10):
Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

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Speaker 1 (35:32):
Good luck, Good morning, Gimpie, Well, good morning. Linkol. Bark's
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I'm gonna do a little dead ass or fake news.
I'll read part of the headline. You guys got a guess.
I'll read the headline and you guys have to guess
if that's dead ass or fake news. Uh first, one,

(35:53):
dead ass or fake news. The Great Wall of China
is the only man made structure visible from space. Dead
ass or fake news? The Great Wall of China is
the only man made structure visible from space.

Speaker 7 (36:07):
I feel like I've heard this one before, and then
i feel like I've also heard that it was debunked
and it wasn't. I'm gonna say.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Fake news.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Hey, I'm with Lindsay on that one. Fake news. Yeah,
fake news. The Great Wall is massive. It is not
the only man made structure visible from space. It's actually
quite difficult to see it with the naked eye. Other
structures like cities, highways, and even large airports are more
easily visible from a low earth orbit. Dead ass for
fake news bananas grow on trees, dead ass or fake

(36:42):
news bananas grow on trees.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Dead ass.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
I mean I've seen a banana tree before, so dead ass.
Fake news. Bananas actually grow on plants that are technically
giant herbs. Herbs, herbs, not trees. The trunk of a
banana plant is made up of tightly packed leaf bases,
making it herbaceous plant rather than a woody tree. Okay,

(37:08):
for those who know, when Gimby makes that noise, it's
I don't believe you. That's his old man grunt.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
They don't call him banana plants.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Right, they call him banana tree. Well, that doesn't make
it true. Dead ass or fake news. The Eiffel Tower
was originally intended to be a temporary structure. Dead ass
are fake news. The Eiffel Tower was originally intended to
be a temporary structure.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Dead ass, I.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Guess dead ass. Yeah. The Effel Tower is built for
the eighteen eighty nine World's Fair in Paris and was
meant to stand for only twenty years before being dismantled. However,
its popularity and usefulness as a radio transmission tower saved
it from demolition and has since become an iconic symbol
of France.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
Even only it was supposed to only be there for
twenty years. Sounds pretty permanent.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Semi permanent. Yeah, uh, it's like marriages. There's marriages go
longer than that, right. Yeah. When you see it, it's breathtaking.
You're like, what this was temporary?

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Dead ass are fake news. Every day, an adult body
produces three hundred billion new cells. Dead ass are fake news.
Every day an adult body produces three hundred billion new cells.
Fake news seems legit deads dead ass. Humans shed about
six hundred thousand particles of skin every hour. Deadass are

(38:29):
fake news. The first flushable White House toilet was installed
during the Calvin Coolidge term, which was nineteen twenty three
to twenty nine. The first flushable White House toilet was
installed during the Calvin Coolidge term from nineteen twenty three
to nineteen twenty nine. Dead ass for fake news, lindsay.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
I'll say fake news.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I'm gonna go with dead ass fake news. The first
flushable toilet was actually installed nearly one hundred years earlier.
The White House now has thirty bathrooms. So I went
down a rabbit hole on this one, because that means
that there were like twenty some odd presidents that didn't
poop in a toilet. No, no, no, no no. They

(39:11):
used chamber pots. They had portable pots to move around, right,
And the first toilet in the White House was made
of wood. It was noisy, and it didn't even get
indoor plumbing until like Roosevelt Theodore and the idea that
in the beginning people pushed back against indoor plumbing like

(39:32):
they were like, no, they didn't, and it's one of
the most modern advances of all times. It saved countless
people from disease and sickness. But the idea that there
was like, no, don't put I don't want those pipes
because in the beginning they didn't have it mastered and
stuff like that. And I went down a rabbit hole
of from when the toilet was created, like in the

(39:53):
fifteen hundreds, right, Thomas Crapper advanced it to the way
we know it today. That's legit. Crapper was a plumb
company in England and soldiers in America when they would
call it the Crapper because the name was on it. Anyway,
Then he modernized it to what we know it today
with the s curve and the way the flushing system works. Anyway,

(40:15):
they didn't even create toilet paper until twenty years after
Crapper advanced it, right, So that means there were many
decades with no toilet paper, right, use a stick with
an old cloth on it? No, No, we're just walking
around with that old itchy.

Speaker 6 (40:32):
Butt, right.

Speaker 7 (40:34):
And how would you like to be the person who
has that job of clearing the buckets? After presidents used
after anyone? Yes, like, hey, you're going to work at
the White House.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
All right.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
My grandparents they had a loft that we would sleep
in when we go to their farm, and they had
a chamber pot. Yeah, and they had an outthouse. So
if you got in the middle night you didn't want
to walk to the outhouse. I guess, I don't know. Convenient,
not really, It's a weird feeling to wake up and
hear somebody urinated into a pot. Yeah right, Or you
gotta sleep with a stink all night. Hey, and listen,

(41:07):
I already told you a bunch of presidents died of
diarrhea yep, in a chamber pot. You You Oh the
good old days? Anyway, Dead ass or fake news? If
there was a fish Olympics, tuna would take gold. If

(41:27):
there was a fish Olympics, tuna would take gold.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
I'm gonna say dead ass.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Let's say fake news, dead ass tuna. Fish can swim
up to forty miles per hour. Dead ass or fake news.
James Dean's first acting gig was in a Pepsi commercial.
Dead ass are fake news. James Dean's first acting gig
was in a Pepsi commercial fake news dead as dead ass.
He was got paid thirty dollars for his first acting gig. Wow,

(42:00):
dead ass for fake news. Tofurky is a city in
the Turtle Islands. Tofurky is a city in the Turtle Islands.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
Fake news, dead ass.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Tfurkey is a vegan Thanksgiving product that's gross if you
think about it. Yeah, and it is not dead ass
or fake news. Jackie Robinson played himself in his film
Bio fake news, fake news, dead ass. He started himself
in the nineteen fifties film The Jackie Robinson Story. Hmmm,
was that out? The one was like forty three or

(42:30):
something that sixty nine? Whatever? Yeah, whatever, dead ass are
fake news. Sound travels fifteen times faster through steel than
through the air. Dead ass are fake news. Sound travels
fifteen times faster through steel than through air.

Speaker 8 (42:48):
Hmmm, I'll say dead ass, dead ass.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Deadass. Sound can travel faster in metal than air because
the molecules in solid, which is a metal in this case,
are arranged closely together and they are tightly packed, which
means the sound can travel faster in a solid as
opposed to air or gas, which has molecules that are
far apart. Dead ass for fake news. Winston Churchill was

(43:12):
born in a lady's room during a dance. Yes, mom,
I had I'm at a right good thing. There wasn't
a dumpster around, No.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
Just a bucket. I'll say fake news.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yes, she was at a dance when labor began. But
the fun part of the story is his conception, aren't
they all? Depending on who you believe, he was conceived
before his parents' marriage. Winston was born in eighteen seventy four,
halfway through the Victorian Area era. The wedding of Lord
Randolph and Lady Randolph Churchill took place at a British embassy,

(43:50):
with none of the splendor that an international society wedding
of such wealth and standing would normally receive, no public ceremony,
and little mention in the press. The Duke and such
as a Marlborough, the parents of the groom, were also
conspicuously absent. Winston arrived seven months later in a premature
birth that was described as unremarkable. It was eighteen seventy four.

(44:11):
People babies born that early rarely did well. When asked
about the circumstances of his birth, he was once quoted
as saying, although present on the occasion, I have no
clear recollection of the events leaning up to it, which
means for those that are trying to keep up that
they got pregnant early and they can't have somebody of
royalty be having a baby out of wedlock right, so

(44:31):
they had a marriage and then fudged the line right,
and they're like, oh look at this baby born so early. Yeah,
it advances medical care, Like look how greater doctors are.
Dead ass for fake news. The best selling candy in
Russia is Snickers. Ooh, dead ass for fake news. The
best selling candy in Russia is Snickers.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Hmmm, I'll say dead ass.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
I almost say fake news. It's a zero bar. The
bouquets they have right now the grocery store. Not a
lot of flowers, yeah, lots of candy bouquets. I was
shocked by that. My wife's PERTU was yesterday and I
went to pick something up and they had a lot
of candy bouquets set up for one. No, no, no,

(45:17):
no no. My wife isn't a big flowers fan. So
I just bought like a plant for her for her
office and nice, yeah, an orchid, a little tiny one.
Love those, yeah, I said, when it dies, so does
our love.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
So she didn't love.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Orbit gum dominates the Russian candy market with four hundred
and forty five million in sales. In second place Alpine
Gold chocolate bars, which grows less than one hundred and
ninety eight million. That's fake news. I didn't know orbit
gum was Russian gum. I didn't either either dead ass
or fake news. The Roman numerals x L stands for
the number forty dead aster fake news. The Roman numerals

(45:53):
x L stand for the number forty.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Sure dead ass.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Gimpie dead ass. Yeah L is fifty x before that
is ten ten minus fifty is forty. It's exactly right,
dead ass. The only reason we even care about it
is the Super Bowl. Yeah, dead ass are fake news.
There's an island in the Bahamas named pig Beach Island
that's populated entirely by swimming pigs. Dead ass are fake news.
There's an island in the Bahamas name pig Beach Island

(46:24):
that's populated entirely by swimming pigs.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
Say, dead ass, dead ass, it's one.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Percent dead ass. There are twenty twenty five ezuoma pigs,
but they're not the only hablins of the island. There
are a few stray cats and goats there too, And
I think it's so disgusting because what a pigs do around?
Yeah and poop? Yeah, that's all. When there we show
horses in the in the water. I'm like people swimming nearby.

(46:54):
Deadass are fake news. The urged eat raw potatoes is
called lego myphilia dead ass for fake news, the urged
eap raw potatoes is called lego miphilia.

Speaker 6 (47:09):
Fake news.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
I want to say dead ass fake news. It is
a real thing, but the official name for it is
geomelo fake la, or something to that effect. Don't write me,
put your phone down. Dead ass or fake news. Lightning
never strikes in the same place twice. Dead ass or
fake news. Lightning never strikes in the same place twice.
Dead ass, fake news. Man thinking the guy from the

(47:33):
Great Outdoors got shuckeding, you know, struck in a head.
No no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no,
nine and nine times. It strikes in the same place.
Quite often. The Empire State Building gets struck over one
hundred times a year. Dead ass are fake news. If
you cry in space, the tears just stick to your face.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
Dead ass, fake news.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Dead ass. There is a video of Chris Hadfield demonstrating
this on the Internet National Space Station if you want
to see it on the tube. I wonder what they
did to make them cry and teld them as mom died,
I don't know would cry, we're out of the ice cream?
Right that no one likes dead ass or fake news.

(48:19):
Humans can distinguish between over a trillion different smells. Dead
ass are fake news. Humans can distinguish between over a
trillion different smells.

Speaker 7 (48:28):
Wow, I'm gonna say fake news.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Dead it's not as good as a dog, but yes,
the human nose is pretty good and it's dead ass.
If you ask me to name ten smells, I don't
know if I could off the top of your head
or like what you're smelling around you. I think we
as humans clump them together. So you may go vanilla,

(48:52):
but also that counts as sweet, right, but there is
definitely a different you know, brown sugar smells different than vanilla, right,
sugar smells different to manila. But we lump like when
you think of cookies, the vanilla is the smell that
usually gets put out. So I think we lump smells together.
That's possible. Clean cleanliness fresh also get lumped together, right,

(49:16):
So I think that's where you're like, Oh, aren't we
just using the thesaurus at this point? Right? Right? Yeah,
all right, we gotta take a break, We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next with a Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven five KMOD.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six oh KMOD. You can also text BMMS
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five. Let's play a game. Rocks and Roses
is underway for the next couple of weeks. We're going to
qualify people to win a thousand dollars moody He's gift card.
When you get qualified, you'll get one hundred dollars Moody's

(50:03):
Gift card, all for Rocks and Roses. And we're gonna
throw in something else. And this week we're throwing in
a pair of tickets to see Theory of a Dead
Man's Saturday at the Tulsa Theater as they do an
unplugged set. Tickets available Tulsa Theater dot com. We're gonna
play sing Sing current record is well Colvin, I am
leading with two and you have one. Lindsay has none.
Last week's Winter that would be me, So Corbyn and

(50:25):
Lindsay at nine one eight four six oh KMO D
nine one eight four six oh KMOD, Call up, decide
who's gonna be your clue giver. Whoever gets the most
right is winning those tickets to see Theory of a
Dead Man Saturday Unplugged at the Tulsa Theater and one
hundred dollars Moodies gift card. And they're in the running
for one thousand dollars Moodies gift card for Rocks n' Roses.
All right, nine one, eight, four, six oh kmod, Let's

(50:46):
get our contestant. Good morning, you're on the air. What
is your name? Good morning, you're on the air. What
is your name? Stephen Steven? How are you today? I'm
good Man, doing good buddy. Who do you want to give? Clues?
Lindsay or Corbyn? Oh you won?

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
I thought you said you won last week? No, you
won last week. Sorry, okay, so Gimpy and Lindsay. So
your choices are Gimpy and Lindsay. Who would you like? Okay, Stephen?
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
first clue. Are you ready? Yes, here we go.

Speaker 7 (51:22):
This is the band that's saying Sweet Home Alabama and
the song they always in the at the concerts. They
yelled to to sing this song about an animal that flies.
It's a tip of my tongue, but I can't come.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Up with it.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
Okay, if you if you get something that doesn't cost
you anything, it's what free?

Speaker 6 (51:50):
Uh huh free?

Speaker 7 (51:51):
And yes, okay, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom spaghetti.
This was the theme song by a rapper who did
the movie about himself.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yes, saving the song.

Speaker 7 (52:12):
Okay if it's uh not if you're looking for Yes.
This is Kevin Bacon movie with the title of the
same name of the song.

Speaker 6 (52:27):
Band working so hard.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Time time time that is time time time, time is up?
Two is what you got? Might be good enough for
the windsor hang on the line? Okay, all right, good morning,
you're on the air. What is your name? Dave? Dave?
How are you today? All right? Dave? You and gimby?

(52:50):
You have to beat two? Are you ready? Best man?
Best of luck? Here we go. All right, let's go
with this. This is a song about having too much
denaro and the issues that come with it. What's another

(53:13):
word for cash? There you go? Now? What is uh?
You got? Larry Blank and Curly from the Three Stooges. No, okay,
so you got MO and you got money. That's the
first half of this okay. So with that being said,
the other one would be Larry Blank and Curly, which is, no,

(53:41):
you got more money part and you got the other
MO part. Right. But let's just see you've got issues
in your life. You would say, I have a lot
of these going on right now, there you go, say
the whole thing, no money problem, goddamn right. This is
an eighties song where the okay, when you, uh, baseball's

(54:06):
coming at you, you take the bat and you do
what with it? You swing and you blank the ball.
There you go. That's the very first word of this
eighty song. Now, a little bit of liquor and a
tiny little glass is known as a.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Shut.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
That's the last word of this song. So you got
hit and you got shot. Filling the rest. Hit me
with your best shut. I am right. Um, we have
a tie. Nobody wins. I'm so sorry, Dave. He well,

(54:43):
excellently excellent job, sir, appreciate you. See you later. I'm
sorry Stephen, the uh you didn't win. Nobody won, all right, buddy,
see you later. All right, I'm all right, I'm considering
gonna win. Just him getting it off of mine. Terrible clue.

(55:03):
Look at you being vulnerable. I've never heard you say
such a thing, sir, new Year knew you. Huh. This
is the one she ended on Gimpie. Yeah, she had
a really good clue. I mean it's Kenny excuse me,
it's it's it's Kevin Bacon and it's the movie about dancing.
All what other good clue you could have? All right?

(55:23):
This is attached to your leg and you walk with it,
all right, trying to get him to go? Or what's
the opposite of your hand? Okay, that'd be your foot? Okay,
what's the opposite of tight like your mom's vagina? Loose
footloose right, This is a word used to describe letting
the bottom of your legs free when a song comes on.

(55:46):
There you go, Yeah, I thought you guys gave great clues.
And then uh yeah for this one, he got it. Yeah,
he got it at the very end. So so nobody
won record. Now that keeps me lee with two, keeps
you with one, keeps lindsing with none.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Telsa's Morning Show, The Big Bad Boarding Show. The assault
continues the next thirty seventy five GMT.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Good Morning, It's The Big Bad Morning Show nine one,
eight four six, okmo D you can also tax bmms
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five See what Gimpee has in his four
x four. But it says here the State Farm seeks
emergency rate increase after LA fires. The largest home insurer

(56:53):
in California is asking state officials for an emergency rate
hike that averages twenty two percent. State Farm General claims
the Los Angeles County fires have had a significant impact
on its ability to continue operating in California. State Farm
said that they've received at least eighty seven hundred claims
and have paid more than one billion dollars two customers,

(57:17):
adding that it expects to pay out even more. The
company is asking for rate hikes of thirty eight percent
for rental dwellings and fifteen percent for tenants, with those
rates taking effect in May. This says, finding conflicting reports,
but this is saying that State Farm. One says State

(57:39):
Farm made one point two billion last year. Another one
says State Farm lost four point seven billion last year.
I am so it feels like there's not clarity right
either way. They want more money. What else we got skans.
We pay for it. By the way, course, of course,
your your premiums are going to go up. More than

(58:00):
one thousand EPA workers could be fired immediately. The Trump
administration sent probationary employees an email saying that they could
be dismissed immediately. The employees have been at the EPA
less than a year. The union that represents workers say
that about eleven hundred employees received that email. There's a

(58:22):
lot of really interesting things happening. The amount of chaos
coming out of executive orders is unprecedented, and some people
are saying it's unconstitutional. Some are saying it is constitutional,
of course. Some are saying he can't fire federal employees.
Some are saying he can fire federal employees. This is
all gonna end up in court either way. It's going

(58:43):
to come down to yes, we can, no we can't.
And I'm not a fan of this type of leadership
because it's chaos. Yeah, all right, that's the end of
the sentence. All right. Average brain contains seven grands of
plastic A new study published yesterday and the journal Nature

(59:04):
Medicine found that there's about seven grams in the average brain.
As much as you find in a plastic disposable spinc
the amounts of plastic and the brain increases dramatically between
twenty sixteen and twenty twenty four. Livers and kidneys also
showed increases, but the concentrations in the brain were thirty
times greater. People with dementia had the highest levels. Yeah,

(59:28):
this is an interesting story that came out too. I
saw this this morning on the news. But they also
quickly they followed it up quickly with this is an
unverified We're still checking this to make sure it's it's
it's factual. Right, just blows me away how much plastic
we have in our bodies, and it makes sense, well,
it gets there. I actually thought of you when I
saw this story because they said the biggest culprit is

(59:51):
people that reuse like butter containers and things like that
for leftovers. And that feels like something you might do.
I don't know if you do or not, just something
feels like you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
I used to do that a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I do not. Actually, I have legit tupperware that I
that I use.

Speaker 6 (01:00:06):
And is it because people will put it in the microwave.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Or I think we just see it as a take
container and we go whether we get it from TIMU
or Dollar General or wherever. We're like, it's good. Well,
if you can't think of any of those plastic containers,
even if it's an old butter container or tupperware or whatever,
you're still heating a plastic it's still getting in their food.
You're still eating it. So it doesn't matter where it
came from. It's still melting down plastic and putting it

(01:00:30):
into your food. I'll tell you one better. If you
have plastic plates at home, yeah right, yeah, right, so
you may go, oh, I don't use plastic tupperware and reheat,
but I have a plastic plate right right. Lastly, here
Governor Stitt announces Division of Government Efficiency. Oklahoma's Governor Stit
issued Executive Order twenty twenty five oh four creating the

(01:00:51):
Division of Government Efficiency, his own little doge within the
Office of Management and Enterprise Services. The division will build
upon past efficiency initiatives and focus on eliminating wasteful government spending,
improving efficiency, and ensuring tax payer dollars are being used
effectively across the state. Guildman, I'm all for efficiency. I'm

(01:01:13):
all for making sure things don't waste. Where are all
these plays gonna go, well, they're going to have to
go to Walmart and become a greater There's only so
many greater jobs right right. They're gonna be the virtual shoppers,
those ones that are entering getting your groceries for people
like you. There's only so many of those.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
So unemployment.

Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
Yeah, our Oklahoma City Thunder had a big revenge game
last night in front of their home fans. The Thunder
defeated the Milwaukee Bucks last night one twenty five to

(01:01:52):
ninety six. Shai Gilgess Alexander scored thirty four points in
twenty two minutes. Milwaukee was without injured stars. Jianna said
that Tante Coompo, Damian Lillard, Brook Lopez, and Chris Middleton,
turning what could have been an exciting rematch of the
NBA Cup Final that Milwaukee won into a blowout. Giljess Alexander,
the NBA's leading scorer, showed no mercy. Scored twenty one

(01:02:15):
points on nine for eleven shooting in the first quarter
as the thundertook a thirty nine to twenty two lead.
He scored thirty in the first half as the Thunder
took a seventy eight to forty four lead. He left
the game for good with six minutes and seventeen seconds
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Oh kmod. This one says, uh, hey, friends, I could
use some help. I've always been able to make friends
with girls pretty easily, but I have a hard time
finding a girlfriend. Every time I get close to one,
I catch the feelings and it never seems to go anywhere.

(01:04:16):
I'm overweight and haven't dated much, so I'm not sure
if that's part of it or what. Any tips on
how to stop falling for every girl I get close
to or how to approach this differently. Thanks, guys, love
the show. So Fatty is getting too close to girls.
He's the fat friend, the the designated ugly fat friend.

(01:04:40):
Let me guess is he saying? Is she saying things
to you like why can't I find someone like you? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
Right, You're such a good friend, like you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
But nothing but not your right? How many times do
you go over and let be that shoulder to do
you go and help out and do things around the
house so she can go on dates. Right, Yeah, it's
possible to throw yourself into a friend zone. Well it's

(01:05:13):
not always up to them. You just all your actions like, Okay,
this is as good as it gets, right yeah, right, man, dating,
I've never been a big fan of giving dating advice
to people because I don't know your personality. Let's just
say you're you're not You're not funny, and I go

(01:05:36):
be funny. Then you're gonna try and be funny, And
that's actually a worse thing, right, That actually makes it
harder for you if you're not funny, if you're not
naturally funny, and you don't have the desire to learn.
I don't even know if you can learn. No, anytime
you do anything that doesn't come natural to you, that's forced.

(01:05:58):
It never works out, trying to horror. I'm But what
I'm saying is like you can learn to be a comedian. Right,
But that doesn't mean nobody wants a stand up routine done.

Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
To them, right, Right, that's so true.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
It has to be something that just isn't witty might
be the better word. Instead of funding. But like I said,
I don't like giving advice on dating because of that,
like I might have to advice I give you might
not be your personality right And.

Speaker 7 (01:06:24):
What if you say, well, you might run into some
nice girl at a bar, met her there? Well what
if this guy's an alcoholic, don't send him to.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
The right or doesn't like alcoholic? Right? So yeah, giving
dating advice is really tough. But getting friend zoned? Ah,
the old classic story of getting friend zoned. Another one
you need here's a text you need to find a
cheating whoreh Yeah, right, I think he's found one. Yeah,

(01:06:51):
I think he's found Is is your is wait a problem?
Will a woman Lindsay is the only woman in the room?
Contrary to popular belief, is wait a reason to not
date somebody? Have you heard women say.

Speaker 8 (01:07:07):
That, well, yeah, yeah, they're too fat?

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Has been a reason?

Speaker 6 (01:07:12):
I think so.

Speaker 7 (01:07:14):
Because you're not attracted. Maybe you're not attracted to them
because of it. And I'm a big believer in you
have to be happy with yourself before you can be
happy with someone else in your life as well.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
But that doesn't mean dating though, No, But because that's
not even what he's talking about.

Speaker 7 (01:07:29):
But he brought up the fact that he was overweight,
so clearly he himself knows that that could be an
issue for him, So he's probably not.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Happy about it. I mean, he owns a mirror, I
would imagine. Yeah, maybe he thinks that's the reason. I
don't know if that means he's insecure or whatever. Right,
And not all women are that way. Some women like
those big bone of guys like form of protection or whatever.
What do they call those chubby chaser? Right? I think

(01:07:59):
when people are they see someone that's fat, they don't go.
At least my friends have never been like, why aren't you?
They don't go, she's fat, right, They just go I'm
not attracted to her deep down inside though, because yes,
but if your desires to yeah, but not everybody's with
a skinny person. Right to me, that's light Mayo. Absolutely,

(01:08:22):
you can be fit and still be overweight. So when
we say fat, what are we talking about? Just too
fat for you? Do you look like the number ten
when you stand next to each other? Do all your
curves become puddles? When you lay on the bed, You
ever lose your keys and looked everywhere for them? You

(01:08:44):
look and look and look and don't ever see them
right in front of your face. This guy needs to
stop looking so hard for a girlfriend and maybe it'll
just be there. I mean, there is something to that, right,
There is something that when you try, we can't use
the argument of hey, you think your partner's cheating and
if you look for it, you'll find a reason.

Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
But then also go in the opposite direction when they say, oh,
you're looking for a girlfriend, you won't find it. You
know what I'm saying. It's contradiction. Like this guy's like, uh,
he meets these girls whatever and they friend zone it.
I wonder if he has a girl in his life
that like he has friend zoned right, Like it's one

(01:09:25):
of those that's like right under your no sort of
thing kind of playing off of this text here, it's like,
oh she's just a friend. Oh we're just good friends. Right,
But deep down to side there, you guys have such
a great connection that you could be an item if
you put the effort into it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:42):
Does that makes sense?

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, but she's fat and ugly. The sex's
reasonable answer. Working on yourself benefits everyone. You get better
and everyone around you gets better too. Nuclear answer, get
back under the bridge, you troll. I'm not going to
solve your riddle. Man, I'm gonna pass this bridge, whether

(01:10:08):
you ask me or not for that money. Right, Yeah,
I mean that's an interesting point that maybe there's someone
he's friend zoned. Yeah, and he just doesn't think about it.
You know, we're just friends. Have we thought about talking
to that? And that's not my advice. I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, you know, I have you thought about
talking to that one lady friend of yours that's just

(01:10:29):
a friend, you know. Sounds to me like he's pretty
hard up and wants a relationship and beggars can't be choosing.

Speaker 7 (01:10:34):
Yeah, and it sounds like he's trying a relationship with
every single girl he meets.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
M M. Maybe he is.

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
But you know, you miss one hundred percent of the
shot you don't take.

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Yeah, another text reasonable answer, try online dating or speed dating.
Nuclear answer by a prostitute for one hundred dollars. Just
don't let her steal your car, tubby, tubby, something that
helps fighting that girl that's a good friend that has
the opportunity for more. How do you find a girl
that's a friend with a payment plan, right, right.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
If you want to be friends with somebody and go
hey and yeah, let's just be friends and maybe I'm
a friends of them, right, that feels like an awkward
setup because then they're not a friend. Now you're prospecting.

Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
Usually it's more you're already friends and you're attracted to
that person, and they're attracted to you, and they're like, okay,
maybe we should try something more, right, and then they
find out they're better off as friends or they do
make good lovers.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Plenty of women are into big men. That's not why
he can't get a girlfriend. Confidence. I think that's what
most women want. Not arrogance or assholiness, but confidence. Those
last three are where I'm getting stuck. Arrogance, assholiness, and confidence.

(01:11:57):
They all run hand in hand together. It's pretty thin, right,
It is a thin line between confidence and conckiness and assholiness,
all of it. And plenty of women get with people
that are jerks, So that isn't an attribute. All those
circles overlap, it's just which one is going to take
up more the assholiness going to take up more space,

(01:12:20):
or is the confidence going to take up more space
right right? Well, and they may be I think to
be an a hole, you've got to have confidence for sure, Yes,
and so that can be the attractive trait. But then
also they go, well, I'll tolerate. Women will tolerate way

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more than men do.

Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
And how is he presenting himself to like is he
wearing his weight?

Speaker 6 (01:12:45):
Well? Does he wear it when he goes out and
meets these women?

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Is he usually around the middle?

Speaker 6 (01:12:50):
You know?

Speaker 7 (01:12:50):
Like, is he wear does he wear clothes that that
fit good?

Speaker 6 (01:12:54):
And maybe hide the well?

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Are they clean? Do you shower? These are all, you know,
factors that go into that sort of thing. If you're
fat and stinky, of course nobody wants to be with you.
You could be fat and smell good and people be like,
all right, that's cool, But if you smell bad, why
would you want to be around a stinky person? I
don't agree with that. I think that if people will

(01:13:19):
overlook those things, because I know plenty of people that
are pretty and all these things and they don't have
some of these qualities you guys are talking about, and
people get with them.

Speaker 6 (01:13:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Right, if you want to be with somebody, you will
overlook their imperfections. M Yeah, but I think you can
only overlook poor hygiene for so long. You may overlook
it for a little bit, but you're like, oh man,
I've been smelling that same musky smell for almost a
year now. I can't take it anymore. Then, how do

(01:13:51):
you explain stinky people getting with stinky people? My point is,
is their nose blind to their own stink? No? No, no,
I'm saying that, like people, there's a shoe for every
foot man, and you will look past those things. And
you just said it. Stinky people get with stinky people.
Not many people that are clean are getting with the
people that are straight up disgusting and smell funny. The

(01:14:12):
idea of my experience, the idea is that is that
I think confidence, what this person's alluding to is the
overall attribute in the text. You will women will overlook assholiness.
I think they'll even overlook stinkiness. For all we know,
Jason could smell like pachuli. Yeah, and women will tolerate it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:14:39):
There was rumors a while back that Brad Pitt had.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Really bad boh right right, but women still wanted him
hit the gym. I guess Just because you hit the
gym doesn't mean you lose weight yo.

Speaker 7 (01:14:53):
No, but it does build confidence, not necessarily even you
just feel better about yourself when.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
You go when you not when you go to the gym,
when you work out, Yes, well you don't have to
go to the gym.

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Working out can be just walking sure anything besides sitting.
Stay in your league to start and be confident. That's
not bad. Maybe he's shooting too high. Maybe he's shooting
too high. He's going for what would be considered an eight, nine,
ten when he should be focusing on the ones, twos

(01:15:28):
and threes. Yeah, and again, build your confidence. Why slay
to one last night? One long? Go for a two tonight?
All right? Bag to two that Allen was fine, Shoot
for a three and keep building up that ladder and
eventually you know you got your ten. This Tex says,
maybe this dude is demi sexual, where he doesn't feel

(01:15:50):
attracted to someone until he gets to know them. Well,
I mean, okay, be funny, laugh their panties off, chicks,
dig a funny day, ad bod, thank God. Confidence for
me means walking into a room like you own the place,
getting people to respect you by there but there is

(01:16:11):
a gray area. Some women like tubby, quiet, guys that
like to that like to stay at home and D
and D I'm gonna say dungeons and dragons. I'm just
gonna make assumption there. Confidence for me means walking into
a room like you own the place. That's not a
very clear answer. What does it mean like walking into
the room and you own the place?

Speaker 7 (01:16:31):
What do you envision, lindsay, shoulders held high, head up,
you know, good posture, walking into a room, looking around
and maybe walking up to someone, shaking hands, seeing someone
you know like you're recognized.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
To me, is confidence owning the room, owning the room? Yeah,
not walking in and then shriveling up and hiding in
a corner.

Speaker 6 (01:16:56):
Right. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Confidence is backed up by facts. Cockiness is faking. Those
are the difference between those two. So if you're walking
in and you're being fake, I think people can see
through that. As far as walking into a room and
owning the place and getting people to respect you, Ah, again,
respect or fear. Respect is earned. Respect isn't people respect

(01:17:24):
you because again backed up by facts like you've shown
given people a reason to respect you. Being fearful of
you is different. Yeah, intimidation is different. So I don't
know if I love that walking into room. I've never
been like, all right, walk into the room and act
like you own it. Do you walk in and do

(01:17:45):
a lot of finger banging? Hey, hey, hey, you look
at you over there? Hey, great to see you. That
feels douchey if that's what you mean. But if you
walk in and that's this is how it was presented
to me buying liquor. One just walk Okay, you own
the place. You walk in, You feel like you believe
you belong there. You know you belong there. You know

(01:18:06):
inside you ain't old enough to be there. But the
guy at the counter doesn't know it. And when you start,
you know, faking it and rattling off. You know, I
just had sexual with my wife after I got off
of my job this afternoon, and now I'm going to
get in my car and I'm going to drive Hello,
good friend. Right exactly. People do see through that. But

(01:18:27):
if you got the confidence, you walk around and you're like, yes,
I belong here, I am one of you. Boom Tex says,
I'm so confident it doesn't matter how ugly I am.
Some woman like me. Most women give me most won't
give me the time of day. Liten email from a
guy who says that he could use some advice. I've

(01:18:47):
always been able to make friends with girls pretty easily,
but I have a hard time finding a girlfriend. Every
time I get close to one, I catch feelings and
it never seems to go anywhere. I'm overweight and haven't
dated much, so I'm not sure if that's a part
of it or what. Any tips on how to stop
falling falling for every girl I get close to, or
how to approach this differently.

Speaker 7 (01:19:07):
Lindsey, Well, if you're falling for every girl you get
close to, that's kind of creepy and it feels like
you don't know exactly what you want. There will be
in time a girl out there for you, just don't
work so hard at it. Maybe work more on yourself first,

(01:19:27):
get some exercise in. Clearly you have an issue with
being overweight, otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned it, So work
on you first. And if it is like getting a
gym membership, maybe that woman is your next girlfriend is
at the gym. Maybe she's already there, so just be patient.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Gimby. We trying so hard, man, That's what I gotta say,
I think he's just trying way too hard and it
doesn't need to be. There's that old phrase, you know,
what will be will be. There's a lot different cliches
I gotta throw out at this point time. If it's
meant to be, it's do stop looking. It'll happen when
it's supposed to happen. I I think this guy needs

(01:20:10):
to go out and he's shooting too high. Go focus
on the ones and twos and threes, man, don't worry
about the fives and above. Go bag you a couple
of those. Build that confidence, you know, and then work
that ladder all the way up. You'll see it work. Uh.
Your expectation isn't matching reality, and so you're writing this

(01:20:36):
check thinking it's going to be something and it's bouncing.
Here's what you need to do. Find a hot girl,
be friends with her, Tell her you you only want
to be friends with her, believe that, and then just
say I want to hang out and please let me
be seen with you. Yeah, it feels like a movie.

(01:20:59):
Oh might be right. Maybe give her a Home Depot
coupon gift card and for payment. But in all real
I think there is something to be said like when
a girl a hot girl. When you're associated with a
hot girl, her friends will start going, what's she seeing him?

Speaker 6 (01:21:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
I think that that's a real thing. But ultimately, I
think you are going to be friends with these women
because you think it's going to turn into something. You
think you have found the hack, and so you go
in going I'm going to date this girl, and then
it doesn't turn into that, and then you're disappointed when
in reality, just be their friend, quit trying to wife them.

Speaker 6 (01:21:38):
Maybe find a wingman.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Maybe be friends with guys. Yeah, just an idea because
and maybe you'll be at dating them. I don't know,
but I think just start dating. You've got to start
shooting your shot. The only way to build. Remember, confidence
equals facts, So start building your facts. Then you'll have confidence.

(01:22:01):
You won't be disappointed. Then when the hot girl says no,
because you know what, you're ready to go shoot your shot.
All ride. Thank you very much, See you later, Hey baby,
thank you very much. See you later, Hey baby, how
you doing Okay? I'm just saying, eventually you'll gonna formulate
the right thing and it'll work out. Also quick crying, Yeah, yep, pussy,

(01:22:26):
Yeah you think it's an automatic. You gotta work to it,
man pussy. Kobe Bryant would shoot forty free throws every
day and make it. Wouldn't stop to talingly made forty,
sometimes you do fifty Kobe Bryant, even when that was
storied into his career, plenty of journalists have documented this,

(01:22:48):
So you gotta keep those tools sharp. Bro, be funny too.
That'll help. Take a break, we'll be back.

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Good morning, It's the Big Bad Morning Show. Nine one,
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a co worker has been bringing their kids to work
after school and it's becoming a real issue. They run around,

(01:23:33):
make a ton of noise and distract everyone who's trying
to finish up for the day. I get that finding
childcare is tough, but it's starting to affect my work.
How would you handle this? I don't want to be
the bad guy, but something needs to change. Do you
have any ideas, listener to email from a guy who
girl who works somewhere where their coworker brings their kids

(01:23:56):
in after school. I'm assuming as a way to circumvent
paying for childcare or to make sure they're safe and
is distracting and he doesn't want to be the bad guy,
but want something needs to change. Any ideas bmmss and
whatever that is to eight two nine four five. I

(01:24:19):
worked at a place one time where they the person
would go get their kids and not bring them in
the building and leave them outside.

Speaker 6 (01:24:30):
Get in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
No, like outside, and it was kind of a secluded building,
so it wasn't like a lot of passing through traffic
or a chance for abduction if you will, I guess.
But and they were boys, they were probably pre their
probay tweens, okay, so they would throw sticks and rocks

(01:24:53):
and you know, eventually become a nuisance.

Speaker 6 (01:24:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
And I've worked places where people bring their kids and
just whatever, right, But in those scenarios, most of the time,
the parent always made sure they minded when they're in
the building. Yeah, I've never seen them in my experience
with people bringing their kids to work, I've never seen

(01:25:19):
them act a fool, right, I just lied. That happened
one time here where I didn't witness it, but we
had some stuff in the studio and somebody brought their
kid up here and he broke a vintage collector's item
World War two gun. I remember that. Yeah, it sucked.

(01:25:47):
It was horrible, you know, And there's always been issues
with that one particular little hellion, you know, who's now
a young man, who is now a young man and
may possibly slaughter cats. So keep me in mind. But
you take the chance. Not every kid is going to
be well behaved, you.

Speaker 7 (01:26:06):
Know, but if you're gonna bring your kid around that environment,
they should be here.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
We go. Text sounds like Karen needs to shut his
mouth unless he wants to pay for childcare. It's an
interesting take, like I should have to deal. I'm a
caring because you're disrupted. Okay, headphones. That's an option for
yourself or for the child both probably either is it

(01:26:35):
actually affecting your work or is it just annoying? You
ask them if they can keep quiet and move on
a whole. Wow, this guy's the jerk. Huh Okay, seems
like it. Okay, they got no other choice. They have
to bring their kids to to work. You know, they
could just go home. Ah. Is there an expectation when

(01:27:01):
you work somewhere that kids aren't going to be there? Yeah,
unless you're a teacher right here or something that effect.
Unless kids are supposed to be there. Yeah, it's one
hundred percent. Is it fair that there's an expectation that
everyone that works there will find childcare or figure it out?

(01:27:24):
There are exceptions from time to time. Yeah, you have
you know, whatever doctor's appointment, whatever the case is. You know,
exceptions from time to time, not every day. This text
says my wife does this. Of course, she's the boss,
and my son has spent time at her job his
whole life. He knows how to behave and plays the switch.

(01:27:44):
It's usually for an hour or two until it's time
to go home. Another one tell the individual that you'll
start paying for the childcare.

Speaker 6 (01:27:52):
No, you shouldn't be on him or her.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Yeah, and this is what about the boss is interesting too,
right because you just assume he's behaving at some point.
I imagine mom goes into a meeting or whatever. I'm
sure not your kids specifically, right, All kids behave pretty
much when they know their parents are within earshot right,

(01:28:17):
most of them anyway, most of them. Yeah, but if
you give him the electronic babysitter that works, yeah, they'll
be gone into La la land for sure. What is
your company's policy for having children in the workplace? Also
annoying you? Is affecting your work? Join the other one

(01:28:37):
hundred million of us who have to find childcare. Right.
Why is there a World War two era weapon at
your office because a listener gave it to us. It
didn't work. No, No, it was the pen was out
of it. Trade that we did or whatever. Yeah, uh,
this isn't it right? And by the way, what does

(01:28:58):
that matter? Right? Their stuff here? Worry about your own office.
It's like there's a bottle of whiskey in here and
then been like, well you left it there? Responsibility, Right,
I should be able to leave things in here and
assume they're safe. Yes, that's on me. Let's supervisor know

(01:29:19):
and have them deal with it. Children don't belong in
the workplace. Sound canceling AirPods. You can think me later.
Take this This is an issue for HR. Take your
complaint to that department. It's their job to handle diplomatically.
If you don't have an HR department. Because your business
is small, then go to your boss. There you go.

(01:29:41):
The problem will solve itself if they are a big
if they're that bit, if they are that big of
a deal. I deal with it for a while before
I become that guy who snitched on a struggling single mom.
I'm guilty of bringing my kids to work often, but
I don't allow them to be disruptive. They have to
be respectful of my coworkers. Doesn't work for all. If

(01:30:03):
it's so disruptive for this listener, then maybe it would
be appropriate to ask for it to be addressed. Absolutely not.
Get those crotch goblins out of There's another text. If
the boss is okay with it, then shut your damn
mouth about it. Another one. I would take them back
to her room or wherever mom is and casually let

(01:30:25):
them know they were bugging. Her kids shouldn't be the problem.
Her kids shouldn't be the problem. Her kids shouldn't be
the problem. I'm trying to figure out what the inflection is, right, listener,
email for it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:38):
It shouldn't be their problem, their problem.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Yeah, that's where the issue is. Yeah, shouldn't be their problem.
Shouldn't be the co worker's problem. A co worker has
been bringing their kids to work after school and it's
become a real issue. They run around, make a ton
of noise and distract everyone who's trying to finish up
the day. I get that finding childcare is tough, but
it's starting to effect or work. How would you handle this?

(01:31:02):
I don't want to be the bad guy, but something
needs to change.

Speaker 7 (01:31:05):
Lindsay, yeah, I would bring it up with the mom,
say hey, when your kids are here. You could even
lie and say I enjoy seeing your children, because when
I worked in offices that once in a while people
would bring their kids and it was kind of it
was nice to see them. Oh they're so cute, or
but if they're not well behaved, that's the problem. And

(01:31:29):
if he's being honest and he's and these kids are
annoying everyone, distracting everyone from getting their work done. Someone
should probably address it with the mom and let her know, Hey,
is there something that they can do? I understand you
have to bring them. Is there something they can do
coloring sheets or homework, or have them sit and read

(01:31:51):
a book or a switch whatever, something. Maybe bring in
a board game for them.

Speaker 6 (01:31:57):
To sit quietly and play. Anything.

Speaker 7 (01:31:59):
But when they are it will work out for itself
because somebody will probably go to the boss and say,
these kids are distracting us, but I think it starts
just say something to the mom.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Gimby, you could handle this one of two ways. Me personally,
what I would do is not worry about it my mom,
damn business, get my work done and go home. That's
just me. Even as annoying as these kids can be,
you're an adult. You can block things out. You can

(01:32:30):
still get your work done short of a kid coming
up here. Let's just say you're you're working in your
cubicle and you're trying to type up your TPS reports,
and then the kid comes up and starts banging on
your keyboard, moving your hands around, or trying to dump
soda all over your computer whatever. You know. Short of that,
you can tune things out and you still get your

(01:32:51):
work done. That's what I would do. You could also,
I don't know, maybe turn us into a positive thing
and these kids become your little helpers or little helpers
around the office. Hey, Johnny, would you go get me
a box of paper or you know, a rim of
paper out of the supply closet. So I can fill

(01:33:11):
the copy of machine. Hey, Susie, I need you. I
want to teach you how to staple reports together or
put them together and buying you see what I'm saying.
So you can start teaching them some things. They'll learn
some things. And then while you're sitting there teaching them
how to put together reports or just do mindless little work. Hey,
here in the workplace, we keep it quiet inside voices.

(01:33:34):
You don't need to be running around and acting like
a damn jackass. All right, I'm right here. You don't
have to yell at me. Okay, we're good. So there's
a couple of ways you can handle it. The listener
texted the big thing for me, and that is you
don't know what their arrangement is with the boss. So
I'm a big believer in you don't have to say

(01:33:55):
obvious things to management. Right, someone will. Now, if you
live in a small office, maybe that's harder to do,
but I'm not. I'm a believer. Like, we had somebody
that was doing something really weird here and I never
said anything because I knew someone eventually would not on
my time schedule. And someone eventually did and it got
dealt with. But you don't have to be the one

(01:34:16):
to stand up. And then when if your performance review
shows up and they're like, hey, you didn't do as
many cover sheets on your TPS reports, you can go well,
a lot of kids running around, hard to stay focused, right,
So also a good thing to have that in your
arsenal when you don't, you know, meet the quota that
you're supposed to and you go, well, listen, it's hard

(01:34:37):
to do that with with the Bob's kids running around,
and you know, it would be nice if I didn't
have to tell them to shut up every five minutes
or slip on a some jacks. Well, I mean we're
assuming it's a mom. I figured we were doing the

(01:34:59):
old school thing. Yeah. To me, the biggest you is
you don't know if the dad are the boss is
the one that cleared it, right, So you don't know
what their their agreement was with this individual as far
as you're a Karen or whatever. Maybe I just don't
think everything's worth standing up for. And I don't know
if this is the big thing in your life it's

(01:35:21):
disrupting your day, Just focus on your job, get your
stuff done, and short of dump being soda on your keyboard.
All right, we got to take a break. You can
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I just saw this. I thought Gimbi would be interested.
Apparently the Niners are going to be pursuing Joe Flacco
in the offseason. Alrighty, then, I mean Cat needs something
to do, right, I would think as a backup. Yeah,

(01:36:10):
I don't see them replacing Brock Party with Joe Flacco.
And keep in mind, Flacco has been like and I
don't even know how many teams, true, and they all
move on from him because of his inconsistency right right, right,
trying to think of what backups they have right now.
He's been with the Ravens, the Broncos, the Jets, the Eagles,

(01:36:33):
the Jets again, the Browns and then the Colts last season.
That's all since two thousand and eight. Damn. But he won.
He won a super Bowl. He's a Super Bowl MVP.
He's one Comeback Player of the Year. Yeah, when was
that the Super Bowl?

Speaker 6 (01:36:48):
When Yeah, when he won he.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
Beat the forty nine ers and his twenty ten, twenty
twelve something like that, his comeback Player of the Year
just a couple of years ago. Yeah, I think that's
a wild take. But it's a big name. It's a
big name, so it gets people talking, gets some buzz
around about the Niners. Does Joe Flacco get buzz? People

(01:37:16):
get excited about Joe Flacco when you have, at least
according to the fans, one of the best up and
coming quarterbacks in the league. Oh, for sure, but you know,
as a backup, for sure, it creates buzz, you know,
I think, I think so. Yeah, we'll see what happens.

Speaker 7 (01:37:47):
A gambling ring has been under an investigation for its
role in two NBA betting cases. Yesterday, it was announced
that the very same ring might have also been involved
in instances of unusual betting activity on at least three
color basketball programs this season. Source to say that sports
books connected to the gambling ring wagered against North Carolina

(01:38:07):
at A and T, Mississippi Valley States, and Eastern Michigan
in games this season. These are some of the same
gambling accounts that wagered on John Tay Porter in two
games last season. There was also a Temple game last
March that was flagged for suspicious betting activity. New Raiders
coach Pete Carroll is adding a familiar face to his
staff in Sin City, Vegas, is hiring University of Washington

(01:38:31):
offense coordinator Brennan Carroll as the team's new offensive line coach.
The move reunites the father and son for the first
time since working together with the Seattle Seahawks from twenty
fifteen to twenty twenty. Brennan will work under veteran OC
Chip Kelly with the Raiders. Washington quarterbacks coach Jimmy Daughtry
is being promoted to offensive coordinator and Michael Switzer will

(01:38:54):
serve as the program's offensive line coach. And that is
your Bowls to the Wall Sports Lindsay on ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
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(01:40:28):
nine one eight four to six. Oho, kmod, here's one
for you. What do people brag about that you don't
find impressive at all?

Speaker 7 (01:40:40):
What they're eating or what someone just cooked for them
and they put pictures of it on their social media?

Speaker 6 (01:40:45):
Okay, doesn't do anything for me.

Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
Okay, gimpy, they're lawns. They're lawns. M it's just grass man.
Good for you, you cut it fantastic.

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
I do get jealous of some line, so I'm like, golly,
it looks so pristine.

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
I do.

Speaker 6 (01:41:05):
Yeah, that's one thing I wish I had that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
I have a long list of things that I don't
find impressive that other people want to brag about. One
your life, salt or otherwise. Yeah, I don't care about
your salt life. The fact that you own a jeep. Right,
people that own jeeps are a different breed man. I've
seen a meme on Facebook jeep rex into a tree

(01:41:32):
or whatever and guys laid on on the ground covered
in rubber ducks. All right, Yeah, when you get into
are they glued down? I don't know how they do it.
I don't know how they do it, but they sit
up there. And meanwhile, do you carry a plethora of
them around right to give to other jeep owners?

Speaker 6 (01:41:50):
I think you do.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
It feels like a lot of responsibility.

Speaker 6 (01:41:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Again, I'm just I'm not impressed by the number of
ducks you have. The only time it's fun is when
we're waiting at our pharmacist has them lined up in
the window at the walmart, and so like when we're waiting,
we'll stand there and look at all the different ducks.
That's where it ends. But if it wasn't that, it'd
be the candy eye.

Speaker 7 (01:42:14):
So a friend of mine has a three D printer
and she'll make those ducks.

Speaker 6 (01:42:18):
And when they take.

Speaker 7 (01:42:18):
Their cruises, I guess there's like scavenger hunts on cruises
that you find these ducks and there's like little notes
underneath them.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
And they do that as adults.

Speaker 6 (01:42:28):
As adults, I feel like.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
This is an argument that it's a floating prison because
there's nothing else to do. Cruise ships have a lot
going on. Yeah, and you got to add another thing. Yeah,
So I don't. I thought the whole idea of going
on a cruise is you don't have to do anything,
Like everything's within walking like super super close. And to

(01:42:55):
create tasks to do on a cruise as wild, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:43:00):
I don't. I mean, and maybe you.

Speaker 7 (01:43:02):
I think they said sometimes they'll meet up with people
who have found their ducks, like if they're eating people
take them with them, like, oh, you found my duck,
And that's how you meet people.

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
Oh yeah, hell's no. Hell so we're going on this
cruise right right, and there's an app for like to
tell you like, uh, dinner and character meeting, like all
this stuff right, And they're like, you can chat with
other guests. Oh hell no, hell no, I see we're

(01:43:35):
going to be on the same cruise in July. Where
are you from? Let's meet up? No. I am not
there to make friends. I'm there to spend time with
my family and if I have free time, I want
to talk to my wife, not to you Bob from Glendale, Ohio.

Speaker 6 (01:44:00):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
Why did you guys stop doing the live feed on Facebook?
Because Facebook wouldn't let us they have apparently you have
to have certain rights and we're not paying for those.
Would you rather have a house guest for a week
someone who is a dirty, smelly and leaves trash everywhere,
or b someone who rearranges your stuff in the bathroom

(01:44:23):
and kitchen, insisting it works better this way. Oh my gosh,
you got to pick one.

Speaker 6 (01:44:29):
I've been.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
I've had both is dirty, smelly and leaves trash everywhere
or rearranges your kitchen and bathroom because it works better
this way. Which one, lindsay?

Speaker 7 (01:44:38):
I'm going to take the house guest that rearranges my
stuff and insisting it works better this way because after
the week is over, they're gonna leave and I can
put it back the way I had it before.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
Yeah, gimpy calm with Lindsay on that one. I'd rather,
you know, go back and rearrange everything that's been rearrange,
then have to sit there and deal with somebody for
a week who is dirty and smells, and I have
to pick up after you all the time. F all
of that.

Speaker 7 (01:45:09):
Yeah, when my mom comes to visit, she is constantly
rearranging stuff in my house. I sometimes yeah, I mean
she that's what she did for a living. She was
an interior decorator. So but she feels like, oh, it
would work better like this, And sometimes I have kept
it that way, and there's been times where we've argued

(01:45:30):
about it, and there's been times where I'm like, I'll
just wait until she leaves.

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
There's no arguing. Keep your damn hands off my stuff.
You can give up the idea that I'm for get
beat you gave yours. Yeah, yeah, man, we're dealing with
the person that rearranges stuff. Yeah. I think you guys
are making a pretty good argument. I can a smell
thing could linger. Yeah, it could get in the in

(01:45:56):
the sheets and the towels in the carpet, and then
they like laying on the couch. Right at first, I
was like, no, I can go around and pick up
trash and whatever, but what kind of smell bo unkept
genital area. Yeah, and lack of wiping. You can't have

(01:46:16):
your house guests, you know, just sit on the floor
like a damn dog because you don't want their stinky
gass on your couch. What's your favorite show to watch
right now? I need a new show or series to start.

Speaker 7 (01:46:29):
We just started Cross on Prime and the story of
Alex Cross. Remember the James Patterson books Alex Cross, and
then there was The Bone Collector.

Speaker 6 (01:46:43):
There were Morgan Freeman movies, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:46:45):
And he played Alex Cross.

Speaker 7 (01:46:46):
And I don't know who the actor is that plays
Alex Cross in this series. He's great, but it is
absolute mussy.

Speaker 6 (01:46:56):
It's so good.

Speaker 7 (01:46:56):
If you like detective type shows, it's it's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
Aldus Hodge that's the actor that was the actor. He
was in Leverage, Black Adam the Invisible Parallel, pretty up
and coming actor. Okay, Gimby going Dutch on Fox. So
Dennis Leary, it's a new comedy. Oh yeah, I saw,
I saw a thing for this. It's mildly funny. You

(01:47:25):
want to feel like you're aging, look at Dennis Leary. Yeah,
truth man, he is not aging well at all. Yeah.
Him and Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford was doing an interview
for the new Marvel movie he's in, and they edited
so much you could tell that his dialogue was broken
and they had to condense it to make it look

(01:47:46):
like one. And you're just like, hey, and I love
Harrison Ford. I think he's got this like third act
happening in terms of his acting. Eighty two years old, yeah,
and he looks all of ninety. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:48:01):
What's the show that we watch with him on?

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Shrinking?

Speaker 6 (01:48:03):
Yeah, Shrinking love it?

Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
Yeah, beat Bobby Flay. There's a show on Hulu called
English Teacher that's pretty good and it's on demand on Hulu.
I think it's actually an FX show too, and that
is about this English teacher in Austin and curtain Times
and there's a gym teacher. I don't know any of

(01:48:24):
these people, but the gym teacher steals it. I mean
he is very blue collar, rugged and just it's a
really smart comedy. Yeah, written show. So that would be
the one that I have. Uh, if you could make
one law that everyone on earth had to follow, what
would it be? I always love this question because of

(01:48:45):
one of our answers. Go ahead, lindsay.

Speaker 6 (01:48:48):
One law.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
Because it gets brought up a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:48:55):
Everyone has to clean up after them damn selves.

Speaker 1 (01:48:59):
Okay, Gimpy, everybody has to start ingesting THC. Whether you
like it or not.

Speaker 6 (01:49:09):
What if you're allergic to it?

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
Well, no, then fine, we're worth thinning out the herd
at that point. Since Gimpy didn't use the one I
expected into, I'm gonna take it. And then as you
got to give me five dollars every day, yeah, I
wanted to change it up a little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:49:26):
That's all right.

Speaker 1 (01:49:27):
I just love that answer, because that is not awesome.
Suddenly we don't like capitalism anymore. I gotta sit down
and mail my five dollars to Corbin. I'll take it
in monthly payments. I'll do you a favor, no interest. Right,

(01:49:48):
we'll break it down to families, one household, five dollars
per household, and then I'll take half of it and
put it into a fund. Right matter of fact, I'll
put half of it into a fund. And if you
need help, feel free to write me in a double
space twelve point times new Roman mail it too and
a self address stamped envelope. What's one thing you've always

(01:50:08):
wanted to try but you're too scared of looking ridiculous
doing lindsay.

Speaker 7 (01:50:15):
Probably water skiing back of a boat. I've I tried
it once as a kid. Couldn't get the hang of it,
and I lose my bottom sometimes when I am just
tu being behind a boat. Yes, I can't imagine I'd
probably lose the entire bathing suit if I was trying

(01:50:37):
to water ski.

Speaker 1 (01:50:40):
Gimbi, uh, ballroom dancing. I don't know. I really don't
have anything is I try. I'll try almost anything once
you know, whether I look ridiculous or not ventriloquist. I
can't get over how stupid Jef Dunham looks. And he

(01:51:03):
makes a ton of money. He figured it out. He's like, yeah,
laugh at me. Yeah, but it's that just because one guy. Damn,
how much is Jeff Dunham's net worth? We're playing with dummies?

Speaker 6 (01:51:18):
Fifty million?

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
Huh for for putting his hand up but a dummies yeah, backside. Yeah,
I think it's like two hundred and fifty million. Coore
movie closer, it's one hundred and forty is what it
says here. Yeow, one hundred and forty million.

Speaker 6 (01:51:31):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
Yeah, how many ventrilo You go to your kid's talent show?

Speaker 6 (01:51:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
And or better yet, your kid goes, hey, we're having
a talent show and they go, I'm gonna do a
ventriloquist act. You're like, oh no, dude.

Speaker 7 (01:51:48):
I was like nine years old and we were at
a disney World theme park and they had one of
those people out on the street selling puppets like that.
And I looked up and I said, I want one
of those. And I had one hundred dollars saved to
spend while I was there, and it was like eighty
nine dollars for this puppet.

Speaker 6 (01:52:07):
And my mom and my aunt looked at me, like,
what are you gonna do with that? I said, who knows?

Speaker 7 (01:52:11):
It could be I could be a ventriloquist someday. It
could be at the start of a career.

Speaker 6 (01:52:16):
How old are you, like eight or nine?

Speaker 1 (01:52:18):
And you said ventriloquist? Impressive?

Speaker 6 (01:52:20):
Like that thing?

Speaker 7 (01:52:22):
It was a really cool I called him Johnny Cool.
Do you just have a hat? No, I don't hard
to believe. I have no idea what happened to him,
But he was so neat. It was this gray cat
had legs and arms, and the arms wrapped around your neck.
And then he had a stick on one of his
hands so you could move his hand and then again

(01:52:43):
your hand, you know, makes his mouth move or whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:52:46):
But he was so cool, and he was probably good
four feet tall.

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
You know those two words, don't That word doesn't go
in the sentence, right? What cool? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:52:55):
I know?

Speaker 1 (01:52:56):
Uh and uh? Did you ever perform quote unquote? And
what instrument did you play him? Band?

Speaker 6 (01:53:04):
The trombone?

Speaker 1 (01:53:05):
No kidding, I don't say.

Speaker 7 (01:53:07):
Practice with him in the privacy of my bedroom?

Speaker 6 (01:53:11):
That was it. I never did a show.

Speaker 1 (01:53:13):
Did he have a special case? You put him in like.

Speaker 6 (01:53:15):
A suitcase and it didn't come with the case.

Speaker 1 (01:53:17):
Did you ever invite boys? At what age? Did you
take him off of the shelf and hide him in
the closet when boys came over?

Speaker 7 (01:53:25):
Well, boys weren't allowed in my room. But I would
say that once I got into high school, he was gone.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
You were like, this is not cool, right, Yeah, Gimbi,
would you be excited going back in time and your
kid was like, Hey, I'm gonna do I'm going to
be a ventriloquist. Come to see me at the talent show.
I would support them one hundred percent. As a matter
of fact, my youngest boy there for a little while

(01:53:53):
when he was in his early teen years, remember like
tweens or whatever he go, he made puppets and had
his own little shows that he would do or whatever,
you know, And maybe he was a little bit earlier
than that, but marionettes and stuff like that, and yeah,
he was actually really good at it. So yeah, I
encouraged him. I was like, you maybe not so much

(01:54:14):
have to do this, you know, but you've got something there.
You've got a natural talent there. Work on that. Yeah,
if my kid's excited about it, I'm shutting my mouth
whether I think it's cool or not. I am not
going to put my insecurities on my kid. Right to
the best that I can. I'm going to create enough

(01:54:36):
therapy for him. I don't need to help along when
they're excited about something. So for Corbin hell Is, other
people Gimpi and lindsay, what is your hell. Why do
you guys think of that? To be clear, my hell
is and other people. I like people, just not most
of you. Yeah, because people are really rude and they're

(01:54:56):
selfish and they're entitled, and so I don't like that.
I like some people, just not most of you.

Speaker 8 (01:55:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:55:05):
Mine would be either sitting in traffic or yeah, traffic
gams just suck, they are the worst. That or standing
in line in an amusement park for a ride. That's
also hell.

Speaker 1 (01:55:24):
I saw this like cookie place opened in Oaso and
they showed a picture of people standing in line for it. Yeah,
and I'm like, very few things are worth standing in
line for almost zero? Yeah, ghimbi when every day's cold
and wet. Yeah, I can't ride your motorcycle? Yeah yeah.

(01:55:46):
Mary bang kill house edition, beach house, lake house or
log cabin lodge in the mountains. Beach house, lake house
or log cabin Lindsay, I.

Speaker 7 (01:55:58):
Like the idea of a log cabin lodge in the mountains,
have a you know, I like water, but I definitely
would have a hot tub out there. So I'm gonna
bang the log cabin lodge in the mountains. I'm gonna
kill the beach house, And I am going to marry
the lake house because my lake house doesn't have to

(01:56:21):
just be on a small man made lake. It can
be on a great lake. It's me that's enough.

Speaker 1 (01:56:26):
Beach Lake Skytook, It's a great lake. Absolutely, it is, right,
capital g I think is what Lindsay's implying, right, Gimpie.
I am totally killing the log cabin. Come on the mountains. Yeah,
it's beautiful in the summertime. What about the winter time?
All right? What about the bears and the cougars. And

(01:56:48):
I'm not talking about sexy older women that are just
five miles away from you. Oh no, Snakes, animals stuff
like them, hit it at and I don't mind. Lest
don't get me wrong. I just don't want to deal
with it, you know. Mostly I don't want to do
with the winter time. I can totally deal with the
log cabin in the spring in summer, right, but not

(01:57:09):
in the winter time. No thing. I will marry a
beach house because I love the beach. I will anytime
I vacation, especially as of lately, I'll make sure there's
a beach involved in there somewhere, all right. So I
am marrying that beach house, and I'll miss roll a

(01:57:31):
little wake house every now and again. Why not? I
like this question for me, it is a question of maintenance.
And I don't like log cabins only because I just
don't like the decor of a log cabin and the
weird piny look and antler chandeliers and all. I just
don't like that type of thing. And Gimpie brings up
a good point of the seclusion, which is I I

(01:57:54):
do love that the snow, So there's that beach house.
Maintenance on a beach house is insane. Salt destroys things,
It's really horrible. And lake houses the amount of cobwebs.
I always joke with friends that own lake houses. You
spend the first like six hours when you arrive cleaning

(01:58:14):
right picking up dead bugs in the house.

Speaker 6 (01:58:17):
Like it's just right.

Speaker 1 (01:58:19):
It's a lot of work. All those are a lot
of work in my opinion. So and a log cabin
you get pull all the sheets off the off the furniture.
I always show log cabins having.

Speaker 7 (01:58:28):
Like sheets of the same with lake houses and boarding
boarding the windows.

Speaker 1 (01:58:33):
And so I'm going to bang a beach house because
I I love going to the beach. I don't like
getting in the ocean, but I love going to the beach,
and there's something peaceful about the beach. Uh. And I'm
gonna kill the lake house only because I love going
to the mountains. So that's what I'm going with. All Right,

(01:58:54):
we got to take a break. We'll be back.

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Speaker 1 (01:59:30):
Somebody sent this text and asked if we've seen the
trailer for Forrest Gump two. Have you guys seen this? No?

Speaker 6 (01:59:38):
I have any I didn't know they were making a
Forrest Gump.

Speaker 1 (01:59:41):
I don't they are.

Speaker 6 (01:59:42):
I think this isn't real ai thing.

Speaker 1 (01:59:45):
Yeah, I think this is a scam because I've seen
this with a couple other movies that people want to
sequel to. But I don't think that Forrest Gump two
is a thing. I mean it looks it looks like
a fan created trailer, right, Yes, this is a fan

(02:00:06):
made trailer with tim Ley Timothy Shamela in it not real. Yeah,
don't fall for that stuff. I don't know if there
needs to be one. What are they gonna do the
same thing they did before the stories and then you
photoshop him into historic times? Yes, yeah, yeah, it's already

(02:00:28):
been done. I mean, I guess you can get it
from uh the boys perspective, you know, because he did
have that son. What was that Forrest j Haley Haley
Joel Osmond. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, I mean you could
could have him in it Horse Gump too. He's too

(02:00:49):
fat now yeah, yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (02:00:53):
He's in I just saw him Haley Joel as Osmon
in a movie Blink Twice.

Speaker 6 (02:00:59):
That new Channing hat a movie. It is creepy. It's
a scary movie.

Speaker 1 (02:01:04):
Oh this is where he Channing. This feels like Channing
Tatium's losing his magic and so he's like trying any
he'll do anything. But he plays a killer, if I'm
not mistaken. Night.

Speaker 6 (02:01:13):
Yes, he's got a lot of power.

Speaker 8 (02:01:15):
It feels a little like.

Speaker 7 (02:01:17):
Epstein Island Dish because it's an abusive power movie.

Speaker 1 (02:01:23):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (02:01:23):
And he is this rich CEO of some company and
he brings strangers to an island where he lives and
drugs him up every day, and they rape women on
this island and they eventually kill these people.

Speaker 1 (02:01:40):
It's Zoe Kravitz movie, she was a director.

Speaker 6 (02:01:42):
Yeah, it's it's good.

Speaker 1 (02:01:44):
It's on prime video. I don't want to add that
to my list and watch it when I get home.
And this says six and a half out of ten,
which isn't horrible, No, seventy five percent Rotten Tomatoes. Okay,
I don't know if I want to watch. I don't
really like him as an actor. I don't think he's
that good.

Speaker 6 (02:02:01):
I think he is in this.

Speaker 7 (02:02:02):
I mean, the only thing what do we have to
base it off of besides his dancing movies?

Speaker 6 (02:02:07):
And you know what I mean, like he's.

Speaker 1 (02:02:08):
I mean White House Down. He's a good movie called
Ten Years about kind of like a ten year high
school reunion or whatever that movie was. Alright, he did
pretty good in that one. No, I love this Channing
Tatum movies his best what's his best movie? Yeah? And well, okay,

(02:02:31):
so when we're taking out Magic Mike, right, Okay, Yeah,
that's there's just a sexual appeal there. That's the only reason.

Speaker 7 (02:02:38):
Yes, he's probably take out step Up too, because that's
just dancing step up.

Speaker 1 (02:02:44):
Okay, sure that wasn't even on my list, But okay,
He's been in a lot of movies like Free Guy
was a good movie. So was Kingsman. That was a
great movie. But he didn't star in those movies. He
was just in them. Same way with Wolverine and Deadpool.
That was a great movie, but he didn't star in it.
So are we looking for just movies that he starred in? Okay? Uh?

(02:03:07):
The Vow yes, Dear John. The vow is good, Dear
John was good. He's great in Vox, Fox Catcher, twenty
one Jump Street, Yes, and twenty two Jump Street Yes.

Speaker 6 (02:03:17):
Good in both of those. But comedy.

Speaker 7 (02:03:19):
So I feel like you don't get to see the
serious side of him.

Speaker 1 (02:03:22):
Yeah, but that's not what we're discussing, right. We're saying
that his best movie, yeah, is best movie? His best movie?
What is you gotta pick one his best movie and
we're eliminating Magic Mike, the Magic Mike series. Pick one
his best movie?

Speaker 7 (02:03:38):
Hmmm, maybe the one that I just saw with him,
because I haven't seen a lot of these yet.

Speaker 6 (02:03:47):
Blink twice.

Speaker 1 (02:03:48):
I had to say the twenty one Jump Street series.
I did really well in both of those.

Speaker 6 (02:03:53):
My name's Jeff.

Speaker 1 (02:03:56):
Uh. I'm picking Fox Catcher. I don't think I've seen
that dude. Steve Carell plays DuPont, which is of the
DuPont Chemical Imprize and DuPont Acts. He wants to be
the coach of the USA Wrestling team and creates this
compound on their land. He's just trying to make his
parents proud, right because he's a He sucks and he

(02:04:18):
just obsesses an over like the DuPont Steve Carell is
phenomenal in it. And Fox Catcher, I'm sorry. Channing Tatum
playing Mark Schultz Olympic wrestler and him Mark Ruffalo are
in this and they're trying to like be wrestlers, and
but they're unsure of how to deal with this guy
who's doesn't know what he's talking about, right, but has

(02:04:41):
all the money and the funding. It's creepy and awesome
all at the same time. Okay, I might have to
check it out, but to pick one that stands out
as like his best where you Go, man, he is
phenomenal in it, I don't It hasn't come up yet
because even dear John or the Vow like it's a

(02:05:03):
romantic like he just plays a love interest and it's
it's done. It's okay. But you don't go wow because
he's another one that you're like the same guy, and I.

Speaker 7 (02:05:12):
Just keep When I watched The Vow too, I'm like,
who cares if you don't remember he's your husband. He
is so hot, just take him. So it's a little
unbelievable for me.

Speaker 1 (02:05:24):
Yeah, that feels like you though, like you would do
it because he's just hot. Yeah, I forget he was
a Hateful Eight. He's really good in Hateful Eight too.
He plays one of the characters in the Hateful Eight.
If you've never seen that Quentin Tarantina movie, it's really
really good. Yeah, I can't say that there is a

(02:05:44):
movie with him that you go phenomenal. He's so good
at he steals it. But I'll look up that blink twice.
What's the giveaway at it? What's the thing?

Speaker 8 (02:05:59):
I don't know if there really is a giveaway, because.

Speaker 1 (02:06:02):
He keeps people on the island, right, tortures them, yes,
kills them.

Speaker 7 (02:06:06):
Some yes, and the whole the whole thing you're supposed
to be forgetting what happened, Like everyone forgets what happened
and when they remember, if they if they don't forget
what happened the night before, then that's when you die.

Speaker 1 (02:06:20):
So he kills him if they remember, and so then
how does it end?

Speaker 7 (02:06:26):
He ends up the person that one of the girls
that he brings to the island ends up figuring out
like the whatever the concoction is that he makes that
makes people forget stuff, and she gives it to him
and turns him into her husband and then keeps him
like a dog.

Speaker 1 (02:06:42):
Oh she then becomes the bad person. Yeah, oh okay,
that's weird. Uh, all right, we got to take a break.
We'll be back. Let's rush more.

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Do you rewar your pajamas? Lindsay?

Speaker 6 (02:07:31):
I do?

Speaker 1 (02:07:34):
Hold on, do you rewar your pajamas? I need you
to be a little more specific, like you wear them
the bed and then wear them again to bed. Yes, okay,
or like, I sleep in my underwear, but I have
my pajamas that I wear around the house and stuff.
That's kind of where I'm at. Yeah, because I have

(02:07:55):
quote unquote pajama pants. You've seen me wear them at
totally drives and stuff like that. Thank you for clar
but I don't. I don't wear pajamas too bad. So yeah, sometimes, Yeah,
it depends on how lazy I'm feeling. Yeah, I rewar mine.
How how long will you go before you wash them?

Speaker 6 (02:08:14):
Lindsay two maybe three days?

Speaker 1 (02:08:18):
Okay, gimbie, I wear them twice and then that's that. Yeah,
by then your your stank is deep in there. It depends.
But normally I've gone as long as seven, and I
know I've gone three. It always is just like when
I like, if you cook something and you can smell it,
then I'm like it's time to wash it, right, But

(02:08:39):
no more. I definitely know, no more than seven. But
apparently thirteen percent of people never rewar their pajamas before
washing them. Other words, they change them every day, right,
I wear them like normal clothes. Sixty percent change their
pajamas every few days, Twenty two percent change their pajamas
every week, and five percent wear them over a week.

(02:09:04):
As far experts say you should wash them every few days,
except under these conditions, then it's one or two days
at most. You didn't shower, you didn't experience night sweats,
you didn't wear underwear during the day or night. You
apply a lotion or other skincare. You sat on public
chairs in your pajama whoa, whoa.

Speaker 6 (02:09:24):
Those are the people that wear their pajamas to Walmart.

Speaker 1 (02:09:26):
If you wear your pajamas out in public, they are
no longer pajamas. They are now your clothes. They are
your street clothes for that day, for that moment. I've
worn my I've worn my pajamas to Walmart. Noh, slide
on my haydudes or hell, even my crocs or even

(02:09:47):
sometimes my slippers, you know, and just go to Walmart. Hell,
I'm going to Walmart on a Sunday morning at nine o'clock.
I'm gonna blend in with the rest of them. I
you just wouldn't know their pajamas, right because it's shorts
and a T shirt. Really shorts, oversize shorts, oversized T shirts. Yeah,
but plaid fuzzy pans you can clearly tell. Yeah, that's
not every day. It's high right that cat is in

(02:10:09):
his pajamas. Yeah, but if you're wearing them in public,
the pajamas story's over. That's like going, oh, he's not
a politician. The moment he becomes a politician, he's now
a politician. Or she right, it's like going, well, I've
never been a cheater. If you've cheated, you are now
a cheater. Right, Uh yeah, I don't. Yeah, I can

(02:10:33):
go seven days for sure.

Speaker 7 (02:10:36):
And I and I do know, like there's been times
where I have gone to like Brahms in the morning
or Walmart or something in my sweats that maybe I
have worn those to bed I'm not wearing if I
go out in public, I'm not wearing those again.

Speaker 6 (02:10:50):
I'm washing them.

Speaker 1 (02:10:51):
Once they've reached public airspace, they will get washed. Okay, yeah,
lindsay what'd you learn today?

Speaker 7 (02:10:58):
I learned that calling Channing Tatum I'm a great actor
is like praising your toaster. It does one thing really well,
but let's not pretend it's going to make a gourmet meal.
I also learned that a president dying from diarrhea is
one hell of a political leak and crapy way to
end their term gimpy.

Speaker 1 (02:11:16):
What'd you learn today? I'll learn whenever you walk into
a room to start fanger banging everyone. And I also
learned that Lindsay would stick her hand in her kittie
in practice by herself in her room.

Speaker 6 (02:11:26):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:11:29):
I learned that crotch goblins is still my favorite phrase
to call a kid. And I also learned put your
headphones on. That should just be a life lesson. It's
Corbin saying, make sure that dishwashers loaded right.

Speaker 6 (02:11:41):
It's Lindsay stop tracking my cycle.

Speaker 1 (02:11:43):
This is gimpy, and also make some noise interpassword Corbyn

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We try boys kind of kurtailing off while we were
just finishing the show with somebody text and asked this

(02:12:58):
question how often do you guys watch your clothes twice
a month or four times a month?

Speaker 1 (02:13:02):
What the fuck? Thank you? I thought that was a
wild question. Twice a month is the that's it? Huh,
every other week unless your wardrobe is so much you
have to have a deep bench. Yeah. Wow. I mean
for me personally, much like like we're doing laundry every

(02:13:25):
I'm doing laundry every day. I have a system, so
I do laundry something every day so I don't have
to do it all day Saturday.

Speaker 6 (02:13:31):
Right, Yes, that's my life.

Speaker 1 (02:13:33):
So but doing one load of laundry is much easier
than doing six, Oh my gosh. Yes. Yeah. But me personally,
I've got to do laundry seven days. I can't go
more than seven days without doing it, like to making
sure I have socks and underwear and right, and I
have a deep bench. But I got my life. The

(02:13:54):
thing's a lot, right exactly. Everybody gets the clothes that
they settled into. Like I've only got like three pairs
of geneans that I really wear, you know, uh, went
out and got some new ones because of that reason.
I'm like, I need more jeans. That and I pulled
up Brandon, I just fucking got these goddamn jeans maybe
a couple of months ago, and they already gotta split
in the ass right separating from the pocket area. I'm like,

(02:14:16):
what the fuck man? So brand I was a good
fellas from fucking Target or whatever, you know, the good jeans.
I like them. I like the way they fit in
the comfy so yeah, that's because I think Levi like
guarantees them, so yeah, to get them replaced. Yeah, I
was looking at the Levi's while I was at the
Target yesterday. Fucking six dollars for a pair of jeans.
You can fuck yourself. Yeah, fuck all that, except if

(02:14:38):
they last longer than your good fellows, because now you're
gonna spend sixty because you're gonna have to buy two,
you buying your second parent a short amount of time.

Speaker 6 (02:14:46):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:14:46):
Yeah, Well, you know, it seem to work out just fine.
And not all of them, not all of those good
fellas are are blowing out like that, just that one
particular one. But yeah, to answer your question, I do
I because I live differently than you guys. I do
my wash once a week. I do it sometimes twice
a week, depends if I'm out of clothes like, you know,

(02:15:07):
I've worn my three pairs of jeans. I've got to
wash some so I have some for work tomorrow. But
will you spend one day doing it or do you
kind of just as the day rolls on? It's one
load of laundry for all my clothes for the week.
Really wow. Yeah, And that's fucking towels and everything, and
towels and everything, well not like sheets or whatever that

(02:15:27):
obviously that's gonna be like you'll do towels, jeans, sweatshirt,
t shirts, under everything and all things all in one
anxiety anxiety, and.

Speaker 8 (02:15:37):
You wash you with your color clothes.

Speaker 1 (02:15:39):
I guess what is not stained on any of the clothes.
They're still got to have whites, Yeah, right, like socker,
maybe a white maybe a white tea, maybe a white
T shirt. That's it. But my socks are not white. Yeah,
my socks are not white. My underwar is not white. Uh,
the event in the event that I wear because sometimes
I do that blue jeans and a white T shirt,

(02:16:00):
you know, Yeah, that's about the only time that I
wear that. I have something white white in there. So
fucking whatever he goes in there with and nothing bleeds
on it. Nothing bleeds. I've had it before where the
blue jeans will bleed onto the white T shirts and
give it a fucking bit of a blue hue. But
but yeah, for the most part, I just throw everything
in the wash one time.

Speaker 6 (02:16:21):
And if you wash in cold water, shouldn't bleed.

Speaker 1 (02:16:24):
That's what I do. Yeh, that's what I do. Uh,
everyone everything should be washing cold water. For the record,
we're getting off PREMI wrong draage. Anyway, there was a
lady who was telling the story about she kept finding
this like green stain on her baseboards and on her cat,
and she couldn't figure it out. So she went apparently
to redd it to like the home like remedy thing. People.

(02:16:45):
She like, oh, it's mold thing or whatever, that she
should make sure there's no moisture and do all these things.
And someone jokingly was like, I hope it's not those
shitty old navy jeans whatever that stain everything. Come to
find out, her husband was cheating and these were the
jeans like they were getting thrown under the gat or
onto the floor and on the baseboard and whatever, and

(02:17:06):
like staining isn't that wild?

Speaker 6 (02:17:08):
It is crazy.

Speaker 7 (02:17:09):
I didn't even know that was a thing. With their jeans.

Speaker 1 (02:17:11):
I don't know if it's their jeans. I've known jeans
that are like that. Yeah, but you never know.

Speaker 6 (02:17:17):
Man.

Speaker 1 (02:17:17):
Wow, I thought that was hilarious speaking hilarious. I saved
the story because it's just a bizarre story, and I'm
saving it for the podcast because I want to go
deep into this and only fans. Star died after falling
from a hotel balcony while filming a threesome. So my question,

(02:17:41):
I have a couple of questions, like, if you're filming
a threesome, how does this happen? Where was there no
railing on the balcony?

Speaker 6 (02:17:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:17:50):
There was a railing on the balcony. There was a railing. Yeah,
but do you see what I'm saying? Like, how is she?
How did or of her sitting on the ledge and
one person performing, right, I don't know how she got
pushed off the or fell off the balcony. I can't

(02:18:14):
visually put this together. She's on the balcony, Okay, you
know that's easy. Man. It's just like she's sitting on
a counter, like like the female would be sitting on
the countertop right, and you're going to poundtown facing her
her back to the state to the street or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
and then you know, just kept thrusting and kept thrusting

(02:18:34):
and kept thrusting and fucking thrust at her right off.
She lost her balance, lost her balance, didn't have a
good grip on the wood, on the on the on
the railing, railing, Yeah, and then just fucking plummeted to
her death. You said there was a three way though, right, threesome.
That's what I'm saying. That's the part I can't get to.
If it was two people having sex, I'm with you, okay,

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but I can't get the other part.

Speaker 8 (02:18:57):
Then, And this person that fell was filming it.

Speaker 1 (02:19:00):
No, she's the only fans model, right, She's the one
getting facked. So yeah, uh, probably probably there's alcohol involved,
and it's like, hey, I'm gonna climb up here real
quick and then I'm gonna blow both of you at
the same time. And then slips some false This said

(02:19:24):
her body was found at this hotel on a patio
outside of Rio de Janeiro, and two men were involved
in the filming, and they have not ruled that it
was an accident yet. Oh, can you imagine that you're

(02:19:46):
sitting on this fucking patio at this hotel or whatever,
trying to have a drink, maybe a cup of coffee
or something, maybe have a conversation, and then out of nowhere,
boom naked. Watch. Let's say it's the way you describe,
and you've got a hold of her Brazilian ass, and
then she leans over and you go to grab her

(02:20:06):
arms and your fingers just slip right or you got it,
the only thing can get a hold of the chunk
of hair, you know, and his rips her fucking hair out.
And then you're standing there with the erect penis, yelling, oh,
watching like you never think having an erect penis, you're
gonna see someone die. No, No, it's possible, though, entirely possible.
And you know, like when you have a car accident

(02:20:27):
and at an intersection, then every time you drive through
the intersection you have a little pts. Yes, acutely, and
now every time you have a oh my god, yeah right,
can you maintain your boner after that? I don't know.
Probably probably adrenaline alone would keep you excited. Yeah, blow
your wad right there for sure. I don't know about that.

(02:20:48):
I don't know about that. But if maybe you were
close and like right that sid and then do you
look at the other guy? Is your erect penis point
at him?

Speaker 2 (02:21:01):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:21:02):
What do we ain't going to finish itself? Brod a
in a weird twist, This is really crazy too. Her
boyfriend was not involved in the content when she fell
and what like, wasn't there? Oh, he wasn't there at all? Whatsoever?

(02:21:24):
I was thinking maybe he was the one filming. No,
this says was not involved in the content.

Speaker 7 (02:21:32):
Yeah, maybe she was cheating the boyfriend found out.

Speaker 1 (02:21:36):
Okay, well we can dissect that. If she's how long
do you if? I just if you and your husband
married and then he decides he's going to be an
OnlyFans model and do sex and he has sex to
be an only his first day, is he cheating? Yeah? Well,
I mean that's what it's there for. It's work at
that point. Yeah, that's work. It's like if you're old

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man just wants to be a regular por star, not just.

Speaker 8 (02:22:01):
Only But if the boyfriend didn't really know about it.

Speaker 1 (02:22:04):
But what she was doing, I mean again, I don't
know if it's I don't know if it's cheating. At
that point, she's just not honest with what her job
is Yeah, that's a whole other thing. This one. It
says three only fans creators were reportedly filming together before
the accident. So now they're just coworkers, right, they are coworkers.

(02:22:24):
That's it. Yeah, this was She died while they were filmed,
they were working. She was cute too, Yeah, she's Brazilian, man,
she's she's not hideous. And they deactivated all of her
social media too, so I can't go and investigate and yeah,
oh that sucks because that's exactly what I was trying
to do. And they have not disclosed that she had

(02:22:45):
a that she had a substances in her body or anything. Okay,
and he's had a drug, right, which more than likely, Yeah,
more than likely. But that is a crazy way to die.
Well real, But at least she went out doing what
she wanted. I got another influencer story that's pretty hilarious. Nice.

(02:23:12):
She had six point seven million followers on a social
media app and she died after choking on her meal
during a dinner with her family. Oh no, what's she
eat though? Do we know? Was a catfish? I don't know.
She's choking on a steak. She began to choke at

(02:23:32):
dinner and had difficulty breathing and then she had some
sort of attack at the time was taken to the hospital,
but doctors weren't able to save her. They have a
GoFundMe page for her where they've raised twenty six thousand dollars. Okay,
name was kill a Demente okay, and that they've tried

(02:23:59):
to raise money. I've got to be honest. I am
not giving money. Uh, if you claim yourself as famous,
I'm not giving you money. No, I'm just that's just me.
That's my prerogative. Short of it. Now, if if like
she had three kids, like I might give to that, right,

(02:24:23):
but I'm not giving two. I just don't like the
idea of giving to go fundmies in general. I understand
they take their portion, they get their money. Yeah, it's
just like.

Speaker 7 (02:24:32):
The Grammys that I'm asking us to donate for them.

Speaker 1 (02:24:35):
Yeah, I mean no, I think it's dramatically different. Trillionaires. Yeah,
this isn't a trillionaire. This is just someone who's parading
around all right as famous. I always love going through
the go fundmes and seeing what's out there, like what's
available for us to donate. This ridiculous one out there
just browsing. Uh, there are some out there that they

(02:24:59):
at least see legit anyway. Oh yeah, you know Tommy
needs a tombstone. Yeah you know, but I've also seen
him out there like help me get some money to
buy a new camera or some shit like that, you know,
an aspiring photographer. Yeah, it's basically just digital panhandling.

Speaker 7 (02:25:17):
There was that one woman on Doctor phil who set
up a GoFundMe to help her pay her medical expenses
because she had cancer, and then it turned out she
didn't have cancer at all. She was just catfishing people.

Speaker 1 (02:25:31):
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me at all. That does not
surprise me at all. Okay, here's one. This person is
needs one hundred thousand. They're seventy eight percent of their
goal and helping with his recovery. He was this looks
like he was in like a war situation. And uh,

(02:25:52):
because I don't know where this country is, this is
in another country, proscov So is that Russia? Right, No,
it's in Ukraine. So he was in Ukraine and he's
in an icy you recovering and they want to help. Yeah,
that feels like a good cause. Like this one here
thirteen miles away help Terry and Colleen rebuild after a

(02:26:13):
devastating fire. Yes, that makes sense. They're trying to get
ten thousand. So far they've only got two. Oh yeah,
that makes sense. How about this one help this family
after a tragic loss. They need twenty thousand received. They've
donated seven hundred dollars. Yeah, they had a house fire,

(02:26:39):
most of their belongings, their beloved furry family member Jabba. Yeah,
that sounds tragic. When you put a picture of you
on your wedding day, it even hurts a little bit more.
And a lot of house fires that are local. Do
we have a big fire lately? Well, I have this

(02:27:00):
thing of like fires aren't really reported any anymore. Oh okay, right,
Like we were driving by taking the kids to school,
and I was like, look at that house, like completely destroyed,
a huge house. And my wife we drive this way.
I'd drive it every day, sometimes twice a day. And

(02:27:20):
my own wife was like, oh, yeah, how about that.
My daughter was like, yeah, I noticed that a while ago.
My wife did some investigating. It happened like in the
middle of the month, Like we don't even notice short
of you seen it on fire. You're like Okay, I
think it's so common. Yeah, makes sense. I'm not gonna lie.
Watching a house burn to the ground is kind of mesmerizing.

(02:27:43):
I'm just saying, maybe it's the fire, the amount of fire.
I don't know, but I've only seen one house on
fire one time. I was like, that's pretty cool. Yeah,
I just something about it. Wow. I always think about
the modern advances from my dry wall right, the way
doors are built, and the things they do to try
and circum like contruck contain it right, so it won't

(02:28:06):
burn as fast or as much. Everything will burn, but
if they can delay it right and keep it from
spreading to the house next door, sholl yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those are the things that I'm always like super impressed by.
Sucks though. I could never imagine, you know, dude, going
through something like that. It's literally losing everything. Well, and

(02:28:26):
here's the other part too, is people think that if
your house just cat like, if your house to burn down,
for you to lose everything. No, you can lose everything
to smoke it. Absolutely, you could lose all your clothes,
your possessions. You wouldn't be able to display again like that,
do you just because it's not burned to the ground.
Doesn't mean you get to keep everything. Smoke damage, water
damage from the fire department putting out the fire. Yeah,

(02:28:50):
fire is gnarly. And they're talking about these people in
LA that suffered those fires that they may not be
able to even start rebuilding for eighteen months because they
have to remove some of the debris because of the
chemical reasons. Yeah, you got to clear everything out before
you can rebuild on top. Yeah, so that means eighteen months.
What do you do in eighteen months? Well, they'll fuck you.

(02:29:11):
Just stay in their asspen house or whatever. I mean,
I hear you. But not everybody that this affected is rich,
right right, right, Yeah, there's some out there that it
didn't and that sucks. But like, what would you for
eighteen you'd have you just find a new house, right
You've at that point? Yeah, I think I would. I
don't think I would rebuild, go find a place to
ranch or whatever, yeah, or just go buy a new home,

(02:29:32):
like right, I would have to start moving on. I can't.
I am not good at like pausing for eighteen months, right, Nope,
But at least you know you have that plot to
land there, but you just sell it. Yeah, I never
build on top of it, and yeah, not any the
things that you could do. I don't even know how
that works. I don't know if the insurance company will
buy it, like pay you value and then they sell it,

(02:29:53):
or if or if you have to keep it. Do
I still pay my banknote? Right? That's a good point.
I think you you'll pay your bank note.

Speaker 6 (02:30:00):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (02:30:01):
And then what insurance is for? Yeah, oh, it's to rebuild.
I don't know. That's why do you have stop gap
on a car? Right? Right? Just because you have a
car payment and you you total your car, you still
owe on your car. Uh yeah, unless you have full
coverage insurance and that pays for all of it. That
pays for the full coverage. Now that gap insurance is, yeah,

(02:30:22):
it's good for if you don't you just have liability.
But anymore, nowadays, you have to have full coverage insurance
when you buy any kind of vehicle new or use
at a dealership, at a dealership, if you're doing like
a private uh you know, seller or whatever, it's different story.
But I'm pretty sure that's what that's what the full

(02:30:44):
coverage is for. And I feel and maybe that gap
is there for just in case, full coverage does doesn't
cover the full part of it, which is bullshit. You
call it full coverage insurance, but they give you the
money and then you have to pay the insurance company
and then the stop covers the difference because you won't
get your full value. Right, And this says, yes, you
still have you still have a lender to pay when

(02:31:05):
your house down. That's bullshit, but it says your home
owner insurance would come in and you, like you would
get the payment and you would give that money to them.

Speaker 6 (02:31:12):
And then you use whatever's left over.

Speaker 1 (02:31:15):
If there's anything like, yeah, do you have pictures of
your current state of your home? Do you have model numbers,
serial numbers of all your stuff? Nope? No, I tried
to do that one time. It took forever. Yeah, keeping
track of it all and staying on top of it.

Speaker 8 (02:31:35):
Yeah, or having at least the receipts.

Speaker 6 (02:31:37):
Who has that? That's your shop at costco?

Speaker 1 (02:31:40):
Who they keep your But you would have to go
in and then they wouldn't be able to find that.
You'd have to tell them all the things. Can I
just see my receipt list? Night? Mayre so always over
and sure ensure for more than what you got you
got fifty thousand dollars worth of shit in your house,

(02:32:02):
Ensure for a hundred at least, then you know it's
all covered. I don't know. You can start over again. Yeah,
but you pay more, right, And I don't know if
you can ensure more than the value. Yeah. Right. So
even like on some jewelry that my wife has, I
have separate policies for them, but just to make sure,

(02:32:24):
Like here's an example I have. I have umbrella coverage,
so that's a different type of insurance regularly than my
homeowners So should the kid drown at the neighborhood pool
and then they find out they make some ridiculous assumption
that Corbyn pushed him in Corbyn lives in the neighborhood.
Corbyn lives in the neighborhood. Yeah, and then they think

(02:32:47):
they can go in for more money. This would cover
that amount for me, got it, rather than I have
to pay for it. Yeah. Anytime that I've ever gotten insurance,
it's only homeowners insurance, not even renters insurance. You know,
they're like, how much is the univest made a value
of the stuff in your house? And at the time
it was like, I don't know, seventy five thousand dollars, yeah,

(02:33:08):
you know. And I had to sit there and try
to at least try to add it up, you know,
motorcycles and PlayStations and TVs and all the clothes and
all this shit. And I was like, ah, seventy five thousand.
They were like, okay, there you go. So if anything happens,
I would have gotten seventy five thousand dollars off of
my rental insurance. But of course that was necessarily that
was thirteen years ago or longer, so things probably change.

(02:33:34):
So I had when we had our I was looking
to see when we had our water damage in her
home and destroyed all my wife's shoes and stuff. I
went through, went through credit cards, found all the car,
the shoes and purses and all those things. And I'll
choose an example that is pretty common pair of birking Stocks, right,

(02:33:55):
and she had a pair of the like seventy eighty
dollars on what they are, right, they only gave us two. Wow.
So even though they don't replace it because they weren't
brand new, right, They're like, well we're not it was
not brand new. You're not getting right, right, Yeah, your
shoes depreciating value as soon as you walk out the
store on. So even though you have insurance, you you're

(02:34:15):
not getting everything, right, yeah, because they're not in the
business to lose money. They're in a business to make money. Right.
It's a scam. It is a goddamn scam. I can't
stand it. It is one grind my gears type of thing.

Speaker 6 (02:34:30):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (02:34:32):
Not only that, but like it isn't well, this is
a point against you, or that you filed it. It isn't that.
It is if you have filed a claim and I
happen to also be in that insurance company, right right, right,
that's where I get fucking zeked, which is like bullshit
to me. It is if it wouldn't be so bad
if they gave us back most of the money that
we paid in. We paid monthly payment every fucking nh

(02:34:55):
at the end of the year fucking December or whatever
beginning of January. Just give me, I don't know, seventy
five percent of what I paid in. You still making money,
you know, but at least it's coming back to me.
And yeah, but they're playing the long game, right right,
So I think the solution should be, you can't you

(02:35:16):
have to be a state. Insurance company has to be
within the state. So I'm not paying a higher premium
because of what's happened in California or happening in Florida
or whatever. It's only so if there's a lot of
tornadoes and there's a lot of tornado tornado damage because
of where I live, then I have to pay a
higher rate that I can get behind. But when I'm
paying a higher rate because a hurricane hit the East

(02:35:37):
Coast and the company has a nation, I think that's
bullshit here, absolutely right. I feel like that's not fair.
If in my state we have really good traffic laws
and adhere to regulations and take precautions for safety, maybe
my premium will go down. I shouldn't have to do
it because there's a higher rate of res in Kansas City, right,

(02:35:58):
I'm with you. They just think it should be a
more localized or regional at least to deal with the
amount of money that it just makes no sense that
I'm paying. I'm being punished.

Speaker 7 (02:36:09):
Oh and life insurance policies too are the same way
they I mean, there's policies out there.

Speaker 1 (02:36:14):
That well, those aren't affected by what happens in California.

Speaker 6 (02:36:17):
No, no, no, but it's still BS.

Speaker 1 (02:36:20):
I don't know. I think that I'm a fan of
life insurance policies. If you have people you care about
and you don't want them to be challenged should you die, Yep,
I don't have any problem with that. What's your beef with? Well,
the insurance life insurance.

Speaker 7 (02:36:34):
You have to be careful on which ones you get.
I don't know what the hold up is with my
grandparents' life insurance policy, but my aunt called me and
she's having a really hard time. They don't want to
pay her for their life insurance policies, and she is
hired an attorney to fight it for her because it's a.

Speaker 6 (02:36:53):
Big headache for her.

Speaker 1 (02:36:54):
But when did he die?

Speaker 7 (02:36:58):
December my grandma and then and right before Thanksgiving my grandfather.

Speaker 1 (02:37:03):
Okay, it's not uncommon for it to take six months
to a year.

Speaker 6 (02:37:06):
But they're like, I guess they're asking for.

Speaker 7 (02:37:10):
Different worksheets, documents whatever that Mayana has never even heard of.

Speaker 6 (02:37:15):
And I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:37:16):
Maybe it could be a policy where you have it
until you're a certain age and if you live that age,
you lose the policy. I don't know if it was
set up like that. But even then, I think you've
paid all this money in to it for so long,
and then because you live past eighty you don't get.

Speaker 6 (02:37:36):
Paid on it. It's possible, so crazy to me.

Speaker 1 (02:37:38):
It's but but here's the thing. Just because you didn't
read the fine print, not you, well you you didn't
read the fine print. Yeah, another bunch of bullshit fine print.
Make it so guidance small. We're not reading that shit. Yeah, yeah,
go go go go install install terms and conditions. Now
we own you. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:37:57):
Don't call it life insurance if you if you stop
paying it after a certain age.

Speaker 6 (02:38:02):
Yeah, that's not life insurance.

Speaker 1 (02:38:04):
Well, it's term life insurance. Yes, it has a termination
term life insurance. So it makes sense. I get the frustration.
I know plenty of people that have had frustrations when
someone dies and they don't get paid right away, or
they don't get the money, or it gets paid to
somebody the wrong pert. I get all that. Why not

(02:38:25):
have a moment where are you're easily dealing with the
most mentally challenging time of your life death and then
put in a financial element to take it in the ass. Yeah,
why not? That sounds like a really good formula. It
all pawns from this. I think there should be legislation

(02:38:47):
to hold businesses more accountable and put consumers first. If
I return something, you must give me my money right then, yeah,
for sure, not three days. You take my money right
away and for read whatever. If you don't get it
done by the second day, I start collecting interest. It
should be a two way street. And if you jeopardize

(02:39:10):
the security of my information that I have entrusted you with,
you should lose your ability to practice for a duration
of time. And each time that happens or the number
of people that it's affected depends on how strict your
punishment is. Yes, we start killing off babies one by one,
I mean company baby. Sure, yeah, sure, But the idea

(02:39:32):
that you can give away my data or not be
do all the best or the most you can to
protect it, and then you're just like, we're real fucking
sorry that that happened in February of last year. We're
gonna give you some protection or whatever. You have to
enroll in it, though, and if you don't take care

(02:39:53):
of it, If you don't, if you don't opt out
by the end of the year, we're gonna fuck they're
gonna charge you. Feels like a fucking scam and it
feels like a shell game, every last bit of it. Anyway,
I don't drink whiskey, and when we talk about that shit,
it makes me want to all Right, you guys have

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