BMMS 3-14-25

HAPPY FRIGIN' "A" FRIDAY!!!! Monster Trucks Are Cool, Imagine A Rat Sized Moth, Pet Monkeys Suck, We Gave You Beer For Your Secret Passion, Willy Nilly, & Tazer Time Trivia!!!

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Where you did?

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For Crystal wos.

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and all to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day from Guinness in
ninety seven to five k O. We've gone a little
Taser time trivia. Willy Nilly, your chance to own the show.
We get so many people like, hey, have you talked

(03:29):
about this? Hey do you guys know about this? Well
that's what Willy know. This for your chance to chime
in on something maybe you couldn't get to or something
you think we should be talking about. We'll do that
at nine o'clock and it's friggin' a Friday. What's something
you like to do but won't brag about? A case
of Keystone Light and a pair of tickets to Hot

(03:50):
Wheels Monster Truck Live at the Bok Center tomorrow night.
Cuckoo Tickets available bokacenter dot com. Monster Trucks. Growing up,
I have vivid memories of my dad taking me and
it being so loud and the ventilation not being existent.

(04:10):
I always wanted to go as a kid because we
loved monster trucks and watch them on TV. Yeah, watched
the tractor pulls, all that stuff. We just never could
go right, So I didn't go to my first Monster
truck rally until hell, until I started working here.

Speaker 8 (04:23):
It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
It is awesome. I got booed by the entire Bok
Center once at a Monster Truck rally. Yeah so this
was oo doggy, uh seven eight years ago. It was
a while back, right, and I was asked. It was
me and a couple of listeners. We got to judge
the monster trucks that were running out there. Right, awesome experience.

(04:48):
They set us up out front row. They gave us
these cool little red vests that had monster jam on
the breast or whatever and made it official, right, gave
us these little cars. It's you know, one through ten, right,
and then the mosh trucks go out there and do
their little run or whatnots, and we hold up our cards,
you know, and woo fantastic. Well, then then Gravedigger comes out, right,

(05:13):
of course, Gravedigger being the star of the show. Yeah,
back back in our day, it was Bigfoot. But now
it's still Grave Digger, because I know it went Bigfoot
grave Digger, but I is it someone else there is?
It's still great as far as I know, it's still
Grave Digger. I'm not one hundred percent, to be honest
with you, but uh God, Gravedigger goes out there, and

(05:34):
in my opinion, and my gimpy McGhee opinion, he half
asked it. He could have done a whole hell of
a lot better. I was not impressed with the tricks
and the stunts that he was doing. So everybody else,
all the other judges, they're giving them eights and nines,
you know, kissing that old grave digger ass or whatever, right,

(05:56):
And I was just honest. I was just being honest,
me giving my honest assessment of what Gravedigger did out there.
I gave him like a five six oh something, last
fighting number. Yeah, so real, and I hold it up
not even an eight. I hold it with seven over
my head and I'm proud of it. Whatever. I don't care.
I'm being honest. That's it. I'm not gonna kiss a

(06:17):
grave Digger's ass.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
No.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
So I hold up my five, my six, whatever, my
low number, and the entire bok Center. So I all
booed me at one time. Woo kind of embarrassing, kind
of awesome, all at the same time. So, according to
the Internet's Bigfoot, still a big deal. Grave Digger considered

(06:39):
the flagship truck of Monster jam okay and El Toro
Loco ooh, he said, Okay, yeah, is the next up
and comer, apparently as he should be. I remember what
he was there when I got booed at the b Okase,
and I gave him a good score. Why because he
kicked a ass. He actually showed up and did what
I thought he was supposed to do. Some of the

(07:01):
others Max d. Another one is Metal Militia Militia Okay,
Militia Militia m U l I s h A. Another one, Zombie.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh yeah, I remember Zombie.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Another one Monster Energy Okay, that seems appropriate. Yeah, another one,
J C. B. Digitron okay, Bag Company, I remember Bad Company,
Titan all right, Terminal Velocity. Where do you up and
coming monster truckers.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Go?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Where you like? How do you That's a good question
because do they have like amateur rounds, amateur static amateur
uh monster trucks? You start off with like a like
a Chevy C ten jacked up or whatever, and then
that's when you you eventually graduate to a full size

(08:05):
monster truck. Remember Monster Mutt? Is the body look like
a dog? Yeah, that's fun. Max D looks awesome. It's
the like it looks like a Camaro maybe body and
then the robots whatever terminator like coming out of the sides. Yeah,

(08:30):
that's cool.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
Man.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
What is it about crunching cars that is so awesome?
Because it is, I am going to say it is
the simple joy of destroying things. Have you ever been
to a smash room?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, yeah, where you just get to go in there
they give you a baseball bat, pro bar or whatever
and just say go break everything in sight and that
feeling that's satisfaction and you get afterwards releasing all that
pent up aggression and just breaking and destroying things. I
think that's where it comes from, just on a much
grander scale. But you're not smashing anything, You're just watching. Yeah. Yeah,

(09:14):
but we're getting that energy off of it, you know,
watching these big ass trucks with these big tires the
size of your core. Like I understand smash rooms and
I love doing Like a friend of mine had when
younger has a construction company, and he would ask me
on demo days if I wanted to be a part
of make extra money, and I loved it because I

(09:35):
don't know why. I just it was fun, hands on
physical labor, take destroying it was awesome, right yeah, But
watching it is also awesome, but not the same endorphin release.
And lately I'm in this rabbit hole, or at least
it's my algorithms kicking me. These the grinders at like
Junkyards or something, and they put whatever into it. Yeah,

(09:58):
and just watching these things get annihilated. Yeah, I have
I have normal thoughts and then I have not normal
thoughts while I watch it. I don't mean that in
a sexual wat right right right. You just imagine if
somebody fell in or if you felt I want to
see that, right kind of Is there anyone I want
to put in that? No, that's not good. Yeah. Yeah,

(10:21):
I'm watching those same videos. They're popping up on my
FYP as well, and I'll sit and watch the entire thing,
watching them throw. I've seen them throw motorcycles and these
giant grinders. I watched them throw a huge truck bed
in there, and the big ones, not the ones that
you use for like your grill, but like to heat

(10:42):
your home. Yeah know those big ass yeah things that
I know are very durable. Yeah yeah, and these things
handling it like it's like it's a soda can.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah. I like those videos and the the high pressured
uh yeah whatever, I don't know. You smash things with them,
hydraulic press press. Yeah, when they put anything in there
and smash it down. I also like the they take
a steel ball and they heat it up and drop
it in. Those are fun too, right, Coca Cola. I've

(11:15):
seen ice cream, all kinds of different stuff, block of ice,
block of ice, Yeah, and they make those funny little
fark sounds while it's melting. Not as awesome as the
smashing stuff. Not as awesome as the destroyer thing. No,
but cool, still cool. Yeah, people that work in junk
yards and metal recycling facilities that that is not a

(11:36):
job I'm interested in, unless you need someone to stand
there and watch that machine. I watched the Crusher. Yes,
you watch this giant seventy seven Ford l ted get
flattened like a little pancake. Yeah. The other thing I
love about monster truck events is when it's about to
tip over and you hear the crowds of go like everybody.

(11:57):
When it's kind of orchestrated to a degree, yeah, you
can tell when it isn't planned. But when they're like
trying and you're like, oh, one tire and then all
of a sudden, spinning around in a three six lan
back on all four and people are like, yeah, it's
always fun to watch a whole wheel fly off of

(12:18):
those monsters yus. Or sometimes when they do the jump,
they'll come up and then they'll land on the back
wheels and they just kind of flip right on over
on its top. That's not planned, you know, and you're like, oh, God,
is okay. Of course they're safe. They have all the
equipment for it, the roll cages, the hornesses. Right when they're.

Speaker 7 (12:37):
Made for that.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
There was that one year when grave Digger did have
to be taken out of the truck and put in
an ambulance. So, I mean they're not always, for.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
The most part, get injured at jaz or size exactly.
This says it takes about anywhere between one hundred, two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars to customize a truck and
build monster truck. That seems about right. That seems about right.
Just all that and engine parts, transmission and suspension alone. Now,

(13:11):
but they really do those bodies up too. This isn't
just your regular old pickup truck body on there now.
It's it's all custom made and fabricated. Hell, it looks
like a dog or a bull or whatever. So this says,
guys that drive in monster trucks are paid hourly. Really
you think they would be paid I don't know, sourly

(13:32):
or salary or event They are a salary, but it
breaks down into an hourly wage and there's no prize
for competitions, and they get paid about, according to this,
twenty six dollars and fifteen cents an hour on average.
We do it for the love man, for the love
of the sport. That's something I've always wanted to do.
I've always wanted to drive a monster truck, you know,

(13:53):
an actual legit monster truck. Not this. I have a
tiny penis in my truck. Is all jacked up truck
now legit Grave Digger, Bigfoot, Eldoral monster truck. About forty
to fifty thousand dollars a year to be a driver,
now what was it? And I would I would love
to ride one too. I drive one too. Yeah, but

(14:15):
I'm gonna be like you know when your grandma decides
to join you on the little indoor racetrack saying yeah, yeah,
I'm not looking to jump it. Maybe just just a
little jump jump. You know, you ain't gonna go do
a three sixty flip or nothing, but just a little
I'm I'm one of those people that I don't want
to be caught holding the bag to repair it, right. Yeah,

(14:35):
So like thanks for the that's fun. Sorry, it didn't
mean to snap your eggs. So it was just you know,
trying to have fun or roll it. I think it's
uh starboard and there's been several other events that I've
been a part of that uh, they'll give you a ride,
they have specially made monster trucks out there that have
like eight seats in the back. You've got the driver

(14:56):
up front and then like eight seats in the back
where you know, you you can pay to ride around
and in the monster truck, which is all right. You're
just tooling around the parking lot. You're not jumping, you're
not smashing cars or anything. But it's still still would be,
I guess, an all right kind of experience. But for me,
put me in that driver's seaman. It is a fun

(15:17):
time to watch. And if you have a child who
is not bothered by loud noises. And see when I
was little, there was no ear covers. I mean you
saw some kids have them, right, but they weren't as
readily available, right. You had to bring your dad, had
to bring them from home or from the shop. Yeah,
from the shop.

Speaker 7 (15:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
They didn't sell them there like they do at these events. Now.
This Hot Wheels event, it's not your typical monster trucks either, right,
it's a it's it's a it's it's a production man
with the lights. Oh yeah, music, and you know it's
like a rave for monster trucks. Yeah, it when like
growing up for me, it wasn't Uh, it was just

(15:59):
dirt and that was it. Yeah. Now there's light. I
mean it's a full production and it's entertaining as hell.

Speaker 9 (16:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, I was really wanting to go to this Hot
Wheels Monster Trucks, but I got a pub crawl to
do tomorrow, so I think I want to do that instead.
And for those that can't go, there is there's two runnings.
There's not just the night one, there's a daytime one
as well. I'm contemplating taking my kids too.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
I think they would love it.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
I don't know. That's so loud. Yeah, and when you
feel it in your chest like it's a part of
the fun is the scariness of it.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
But you got muffs for them, don't you. Yeah, I
have some ear protection. Yeah, yes, yeah, because I remember
when you brought them out to rocklaholm up. Yeah, a
couple of years back, when they were babies. You know,
at least scarlet anyway, Yeah, you had some some of
those they were protection for. Yeah. She's just crying. What's
then from Thhd's holding her. Yeah, and she's just like
he's a large man. He's very intimidating looking. She's terrified.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
I think she would dig this. Eva would definitely dig it.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
I don't know with the lightning, oh, because they hate lightning, right,
and this is loud like lightning. Okay, there are flashy
lights and thunder, so I don't know. There's only one
way to find Listen if I get take for free, okay,
but I'm pain and then we have to leave. Just
plug your ears and close your eyes, darling, and we're

(17:23):
only gonna be here for another out. Like my dad,
you shut up and you sit there, right.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
You enjoyed us, right, paid good money for these seats.

Speaker 8 (17:31):
You're not ruining this for men.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Given sit there. Look look look he exactly give him
some cotton candy. They'll be fine. You're terrified, just like
it was that that moment they started emotional leading right
trying out that was caused. All right, Well listen, if

(17:59):
you want to go and yell, you can go. You
haven't fun yet. We're gonna give away some tickets to
Hot Wheels Monster Trucks live at the Bok Center tomorrow
night at the Bok Center bokcenter dot com to get
your tickets. Maybe Lindsey is on a rain on a
run right now and not letting people win. Stuff, So
we'll see if that continues. Coming up. We'll take a
break and we'll be back.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Tellsa's Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The Assault
continues next ninety seven to FIVEMOD.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Good morning, It's the Big Bad Morning Show. Nine eight
four six, oh kmod, Hey, we're giving away beer. We
did all that and I never told you what you
needed to do on how to win beer and tickets
to the Hot Wheels Monster Truck Live, which is completely
different than Monster Jam, but it has Bigfoot, Hot Wheels
types of characters and some other cool stuff. It is

(19:03):
a very cool event. And again that's happening a Saturday
over at the Bok Center. We want to know, what's
something you like to do but won't brag about it?
Case Keystone Light and those tickets to the Hot Wheels
Monster Trucks Live at the Bok Center tomorrow night could
be yours BMMS and whatever that is to eight two
nine four five bmms and whatever that is to eight
two nine four five what's something you like to do

(19:25):
but won't brag about it?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
All? Right?

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Time for news Quikies On Fridays we do just the headlines.
It's time for news Quakies World news, local news and
news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn,
Gimbi and Lindsay with what's going on news quakies from
The Big Man Morning Showing ninety seven five AMoD.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Avid nosepicker needed surgery after digging too deep and rupturing artery.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Damm. We all grew out of that as children thinking
or knows no, just digging so deep to where he
caused a nose bleed. Oh. When I was in elementary,
it seemed like there was at least three or four
kids that would go knuckle deep and end up with
a bloody nose. Oh yeah, Well that's also a little
bit different when you're younger, the inside of your nose
that it's not as the veins and stuff are a

(20:14):
little more independent on what you're dealing with. They could
be closer to the surface. But an artery right right,
there's no artery right here, right, they're in there.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
They're digging for gold like how wood.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
And if you're stubborn and you're like, I'm getting this
son of.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
The picture, yes, right, Or maybe he was actually putting
something up his nose.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
What I was just about to say, not so much
a finger, maybe some tweezers trying to get something out.
If I have a flapper, I will get a Q
tip and go and get it. Yeah, but I'm not
you know, I'm not going that far up. Yeah, where
you go? Yeah, you're not giving yourself a COVID test. Dude.
In the height of all that, when we went to

(20:54):
Mexico and they you had to do a test to
come back to America, and they're like, hey, we're gonna
do I'm gonna give you a test. And then I
was like okay, and he's like, no, you're gonna gag.
And I was like what and he went and I'm like, yeah,
at least buy me dinner next time. Bro Walmart donut

(21:14):
thief found to be an officer on duty. Oh, Molly
Malone statue may be elevated to keep her out of
reach of repeated groping. Yeah, I had to go look
at that statue. She's got some big hunkers.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
It's for luck freaky blood rain phenomenon turns tides and
beach red.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah. It has to do with the minerals in the water.
If I'm not mistaken, I don't know if it was
like bioluminescent algae or something suspect and multiple home burglaries
found to be an escaped pet monkey because we're watching
White Lotus and this year they're in Thailand and she's like,

(22:03):
let's go to Thailand. I don't want to deal with monkeys.
Monkey suck. They break into hotel rooms and steal stuff. Yeah,
they'll just take stuff right out of your hands. I've
always wanted a pet monkey, like as a kid growing up,
but more and more I see it as an adult.
No way, no way. You like your face, Yes, I

(22:25):
like matasticals. I don't like to have poop thrown at me.
It's just it's a bad it's bad news all the
way around. I don't need another person to deal with
in my house.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah right. There is a woman on the TikTok with
a pet monkey and she makes videos all the time
and how she'll make food for him, and how he
likes to drink milk with a straw and oh yeah,
or when it's naughty and he roams around the house.
Is a naughty diaper?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Oh yeah, bad monkey yanking that that is there is
some sort of mental disorder going on there that you're
tree like a child. Oh yeah, no, it's my kid.
It is not. Yeah, people do it with their pets
all the time, you know, but that's a false statement.
I'm sure they believe that. Yeah. Yeah, well those people

(23:13):
are a little yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
And if it's good, she's like, okay, I'll give you
a ring pop and she'll oh, no, you have to
wear it, put it on your fingers.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, she's treating it like a person. That's what I'm
talking about. That's messed up. Man asked Google, can I
kill an illegal human before murdering undocumented fiance? Oh there's
a lot going on there. Yeah, his feet which was
the trigger for you? Which was the thing? You went,
huh uh? You know, I'll ask you Google something wearing
him that's nothing. It's the fact that his old lady,

(23:45):
he killed his fiance. Yeah, that spoiler fought. You guys
loved each other's suposed to get married. Well, now times
are different. Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Poop distracting shoplifters Mister Clean and missus Dookie arrested in Florida.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
You know, doing the show, we get introduced to a
lot of people with their nicknames, and they like to
introduce us by their like, Hi, I'm whatever, mister t right,
and I'm always like I'm okay with it, But when
it's so outlandish, like I'm mister pile driver, I'm like
a cat.

Speaker 7 (24:18):
I would.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, that's what the lady is called me. Well, that's
that's what everybody calls me. That's what everybody calls you. Right,
How do you get a nickname when I can't? Rat
size moth discovered in Australia. Hell no, another reason not
to go. I mean, moths aren't that terrifying? True? Imagine
the a moth the size of a rat, not a mouse,

(24:43):
a New York City rat, Yeah, flying at you, Yeah,
and landing on your face. Anything that big would be
terrifying to me. Approaching my face. I'm just saying, hey.
But but to me, the idea that if I have
to choose between a june bug of that size or

(25:03):
a moth, I'm picking a moth every day. That's what
I'm saying. Like, moths aren't that scary compared to june bugs? Right?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Both want the light, they just are attracting.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
No june bugs. June bugs want my soul. Yeah they do,
and they start with your hair. Oh they're so horrible.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Clingy cling to you ugh?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Ugh? Is that you is it me. I don't know,
I'm so worked. Uh. Flight turns back after passengers flush
clothes and plastic bags down toilets. Yeah you can't do that, man,
clog Central. I'm on a flight, like trying to go
to my vacation, and now I gotta go back because

(25:44):
what are you doing getting rid of evidence? What are
you doing? Right?

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Only fans. Model is traveling to the world's most dangerous
countries to break sex record.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Everybody's want to break sex records nowadays, a bunch of
just horny bitches out there. I'm just saying, if like,
I'm gonna break a record for the number of spoons
I can balance on my head or have sex, I'm
picking having sex. You do get to say you broke

(26:17):
a record, you are a record holder, right, I just
one sounds much cooler or more fun than the other.
I am a world record holder. Oh yeah, what for
taking so many dongs? Have you seen that video of
that Bonnie Blue or whatever? And she's in she's somewhere

(26:37):
on spring break and you know, and uh, there's a
moment where she's not getting very much attention and she's
just like doesn't know what to do. It's so funny.
It's so funny because guess what, there's a lot of
hot of its spring break people. Yeah, exactly, you ain't
the hottest one. She really isn't, you know. Outside of

(26:57):
what she's trying to achieve. She's maybe a seven and
she feels like a hanger on her Yeah you know
what I mean, like cause she's I think she's like
thirty and she's now and it's just like, hey, mom,
I don't know what to do with my hands.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
When you're over twenty one, your spring break is done
like they want them eighteen to twenty one.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, I mean you go to college till you're twenty three.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
So yeah, that's true.

Speaker 7 (27:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Town closes road for salamander migration. Imagine being like, why
were you late for work? Sorry? Man, Salamanders migrating again.
Serial killer Hannibal of the Cannibal goes on hunger strike
in prison after being denied PlayStation.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Darn. Japanese app will have a demon called Misbehaving Children.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah, let's traumatize our children some more. Why don't we?

Speaker 9 (27:53):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
I mean, what's the difference between that and Santa? They're
both made up? Yeah, true, but Santa is in the
middle of the night. Somebody's gonna sneak into our home
and they're gonna bring stuff and take food. Who explains
Santa to their children?

Speaker 3 (28:10):
That's what it is, you know, Ted Bundy.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I was talking to my talking to my daughter about
the tooth Fairy, and she was like, what is she
gonna do with my tooth? I'm like, she takes the
teeth and she makes like her tooth fairy castle and
she goes, oh God. I'm like, no, that's all damn it.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Eli said he did not want some stranger tooth lady
coming into his room at night's taking.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Anything, right, He's so bizarre.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
He once hit a tooth when he lost it at school.
He hit it underneath the rug in his classroom because
he did not want anyone taking it. And he swallowed
a tooth once because he did not want the tooth
fairy coming into it.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Was he disappointed when he lifted the rug and they're
in a quarter there.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
No, No, he was like, I don't, I don't, I
don't need the money.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, I'll pass. The whole thing of the tooth Fairy
is so bizarre. It's such a bizarre thing we do.
I'm gonna have to dig into that and feel like
the origin how did how did the Tooth Fairy come about?
Some parents somewhere was like, oh you lost I can
answer this. I actually pillow. I actually know the answer
to this because my wife and I had this conversation
because it's so weird to explain to your kid some

(29:12):
strangers gonna come in and then take your teeth and
keep it.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, my daughter, my oldest, was told her she grinds
him up and makes toothbrushes out of him, Like, don't
do that. She's like, what do you why? I go cuz,
now what if she thinks that she's using a toothbrush
lets someone else's teeth? How weird is that? She's like, oh,
I didn't think of that. I'm like, I know, right.
So the origin is is because it's such a milestone,

(29:37):
is to it's a way to like commemorate it better
than just like yeah, throw it away. And we always
get this question asked, if you could go back in time,
what would you you know, da da da da. It's
stuff like that. I don't want to go to that
first person that you know started the Tooth Fairy, and
I just want to sit back and and watch and

(29:57):
be like how why hmm? Now I'm still with guy
that the discovered milk. That's the one I want to
go back and watch. Yeah, I give you a dollar
if you if you suck on that udder. Guys, guys, guys, guys,
you're not gonna believe. I gotta sell you something. Come
here and watch what I do with this cow. Why
are you on your back? Exactly? No? No, no, crush

(30:20):
root ah, what's wrong with them? Soda? LUI give me
some cookie. You didn't even wipe the under off?

Speaker 6 (30:33):
Always wipe the are so gross, dude, they are. It's
a little hairy, but man, my bones are growing. Why
why why cows and goats? Why not dogs and cats?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Well? That's funny is the guy was like, he said that,
and he goes, well, I did those a little more
bitter doesn't taste is good. But the cash who feels
like it has promise. Get out of here. I've been
arrested for blocking traffic while twerking. I kick it over.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
The Coffy dyssentary outbreak in Oregon leaves at least forty second.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
That's a new headline. By the way, that's not from
the eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Oh no, nail glue being mistaken for eye drops is
becoming too common.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Read the labels keep them separate, right, Are you keeping
your eye drops in the tool chest. That's a good point.
That's a good point. You keep them super glue in
your medicine cabinet. Yeah, help people. Yeah, by the way,
as someone who's an avid eye drop guy, they do
not look the same. No at all.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
No.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
A woman arrested for domestic battery excuse me, domestic watermelon battery.
Thousands of diners to be compensated after men urinate in
hot pot. Last one Lindsay.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Mother fifty six arrested for holding gaunt step son thirty
two captive for twenty years in House of Horrors. What's
gaunt before his dramatic escape. Gaunt is like skinny and
uh malnourished gaunt, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Ga un t leane and haggard, especially because of suffering
from hunger or age.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
So, yeah, she kept her son captive and didn't feed him.
What a bitch.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Oh the story is great, I mean not great, but
it's sounds like you love it. It sounds like it's
the hard His escape was incredible. That's all I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Say that in Alzheimer's huh okay, I did the things
that you get into lindsay, you can give your brain
a boost by chewing what would Oh sorry, we couldn't
hear you.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Oh joey, Oh nice, good good try.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
I nailed it. Y'all suck teen band from playparks due
to alleged sex act with Rocking Horse and Branch. We're
giving a We're giving away beer for Freaking a Friday
and tickets to Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live at the
Bok Center tomorrow night. What's something you like to do
but won't brag about it? Bmms? And what that is

(33:23):
to eight two nine four five when we come back.
We're giving away beer and tickets to Monster Trucks Live
at the Bok Center tomorrow night.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning show ninety.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Good Morning. It's The Big Mad Morning Show six ozh
KMO D. Can also text BMMS and then what you
want to say to eight two nine four five. We
are giving away beer for Freakin a Friday, Bud. All

(34:10):
we want to know is what's something you like to
do but won't brag about it? Being a mess in
whatever that is to eight or nine four five, we
get you on the phone and talk to you about it.
You're gonna get a case Keystone Light and a pair
of tickets to Hot Wheels Monster Truck Live at the
Bok Center tomorrow night. Scotti is on, Hey, Scotty, what's up?

Speaker 9 (34:27):
Man?

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (34:28):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Not much?

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Brother?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
What's something you like to do but won't brag about it?

Speaker 10 (34:34):
I like to write poetry?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Good?

Speaker 7 (34:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (34:39):
I don't know if that makes you that? But what
like haikus? What are we talking?

Speaker 10 (34:46):
I don't know, just whatever comes to mind. I just
call it my words, to be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Okay, I love it. How much? How much poetry do
you think you've written in by pages?

Speaker 10 (34:57):
Ooh, that's tess.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (35:01):
Maybe maybe four pages of that, okay. I also just
stand up comedy, so I write a lot. So it's
kind of it all kind of blurs together.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I'm so torn right now. Do you have a poem that,
maybe you know off the top of your head you'd
like to share with us?

Speaker 10 (35:19):
I have one, kind of It's kind of lengthy, but
I'll read it to you if you'd like.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
I wrote it for my Grammy, Okay, when you say
lengthy ten sentences, twenty sentences, what are we talking?

Speaker 10 (35:29):
Heyah, I'm sorry, it's what about twenty sentences?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Go ahead? This is Scotty's poetry moment.

Speaker 9 (35:39):
All right.

Speaker 10 (35:40):
A year ago Thursday, you took your last breath. A
year ago today, we laid you to rest. Boy, has
this year seemed like one really long tests? All the
times I wanted to call you and say, Grammy, please
pray for me. I've had to learn to talk to
God myself, and this has made a new way for me.
We'll talk about all this when the time is right.
But I wonder, with Paul, Paul and Kelly both waiting,

(36:04):
how big was the fight? I hope you're not too
busy catching up with loved ones to check in us,
check on us down here, although I don't believe you are,
because I feel you are still near. I didn't want
to know what this world was like without you, But
now that I know, I find myself often asking what

(36:25):
would Granny do? Until next time? I send my best wishes. Really,
I just wanted to say, it's no cacious, that's very.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
That's a very sweet poem. That's very Now tell us
a joke.

Speaker 10 (36:39):
I am a joke.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah, you said you do stand up comedy. I'm I'm ready,
man fire.

Speaker 10 (36:43):
Away, put me on the spot of I am. I
think toy story. I've heard toy stories making a new movie,
and I think, if they don't send her this one
around Andy's mom's room, they really dropped the ball. You know,
we all know there's toys in that room too, and
I would much rather hear those stories.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
I don't hate it. It needs a little polishing, but
I like where You're gone. Yeah, uh yeah. Maybe give
them some names like go you know, do you know
the smoke method where you start smoking out the joke.

Speaker 10 (37:15):
They have names, but I don't know if they're radio appropriate.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Well, when you do the names, have some that are
a radio appropriate, then you can tell the joke in
any atmosphere. And then if you're an adult one, you
can always put some zingers, some really rough ones in there.

Speaker 7 (37:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, like Kong dong is a good start.

Speaker 10 (37:34):
Okay, Well what about one of them was mister plug
and then I have okay, let's fix these.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Hold on, let's fix these. Pluggy would be better pluggy plug. Yeah,
that sounds more like a toy a toy, right, I
like mister Pluggy. Listen, jokes are not about being real,
they're about being like, you can panderr a little bit,
So mister plug would probably be what a woman would
call her adult toy, but Pluggy sounds more of a
toy story name.

Speaker 10 (37:59):
Absolutely, I agree, Thank you. I will use that tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
What's another one?

Speaker 10 (38:05):
I have a string of beads. He replaces slink, you.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Know, yeah, and then I have ps is a little hard,
a little challenging because I don't know how you explain
that to everybody. Yeah, pully, ripcord, rip chord, rip chords.
Pretty good, rip chord because you could go rip chord

(38:33):
when nobody understands you can be like, you know, beads.

Speaker 10 (38:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like it.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
All right, Well, listen, we're gonna hook you up, gimp.
You tell him exactly what he's gonna get. You shouldn't
be ashamed of liking something like that.

Speaker 11 (38:46):
It just earned you a case of key Stone like
and period tickets to see hot Wheels.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Monster Trucks at the b Ok Center. Back to you,
all right, Plugy, hang on the line so gimpee can
get your info and have a fantastic weekend. Okay, I
think all right, buddy, appreciate it. On actually hung up
with America.

Speaker 8 (39:05):
I got everything Hi.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Unfortunately, a buzzer beating layup from the Kentucky Wildcats sent
the ou Sooners home last night after a final score
of eighty five to eighty four in their first SEC tournament.
The sixth seeded Wildcats, who led by ten with one
twenty left, won their third straight. And now we'll play
fifth ranked and third seeded Alabama tonight.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Point five seconds left on the clock. It was so
crazy and that.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Is your balls to the wall sports.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
I'm Lucia ninety seventy five. Good morning, It's the Big
Mad Morning Show. Nine one, eight four six, Oh k
m O D. You can also text BMMS and then
what you want to say to eight two nine four five.

(40:01):
Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
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Speaker 2 (40:16):
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doing freaking a Friday. What's something you like to do
but won't brag about it? Bmmss and whatever that is
to eight two nine four five case Keystone Light and
a pair of tickets to Hot Wheels Monster Trucks live
at the b Okay Center tomorrow night, bmms and whatever

(40:39):
that is to eight two nine four five lindsay, what's
something you like to do but won't brag about it?

Speaker 12 (40:47):
So?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
I find it very satisfying to clean extremely dirty things,
but more specifically dirty drains like shower drains. Pulling out
a giant wad of hair from a dirty shower drain

(41:07):
is extremely satisfying. It is disgusting, but satisfying. And I,
of course do have a lot of hair. And when
I pull out a giant hairball from my drain, it's
usually from my fist to my elbow. It collects so
much hair in those drains, and it is nasty and

(41:31):
they usually stink, and it's so satisfying to pull those
out and throw them away. And it's so bad I
will have to get a ziplock bag and put that
in there before throwing it away because they put what
you grab.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Yeah, what is your trick? Because as someone who has
three girls, I do this actually about two times a year.
I have to clean drains.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
So the first time I did it after we moved
into this the house that we live in now, I
had a snake, And now I know, I realize I
don't need the snake because I have a the drain
plug and it has got like the holes on top,
but the hair collects around the little the little holes

(42:22):
on the drain and you'll you'll see it just completely collects,
and you'll see one strand of hair and you pull
one and you're getting this whole giant clump. So the
worst case scenario if I have to if I see
that the water's not going down, if I have to
snake it, I would. But typically those big hole drains,

(42:47):
they don't they allow it to, you know, collect on
its own.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
So the shower drain, I have to take it off
and I have to put because somehow the soap and
the hair and all that collects, and I have to
take vinegar because I have a septic tank, vinegar and
baking soda in there to try and push it through,
and then I take a very long screwdriver to break
up the dried soap if you will, Yeah, the soap scum,

(43:16):
if you will. And I have to break that up.
And in the sinks, I have to take out the
pea trap and push whatever's stuck or built up hair wise,
and I'll get clumps like the size of my fist.
And my wife is a sink traveler. There's no MI sink.

(43:36):
They're her sinks, and I use one of them occasionally,
and so I have to do this to both of them.
I don't get the grace of just picking it up,
like I have to take sinks apart or take drains
apart to get hair. Now, my kids sink in the bathtub,
I bought one of those. It's not a snake like
a plumber snake. It is a long piece of plastic

(43:57):
with spikes on the end, and I put that in
there that I'll do a good job of pulling, because
the bathtub drain is a tradition, like like a pea trappe.

Speaker 9 (44:05):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Got one of those things, and I feel like that's
not as as great, especially for the showers. Maybe for
the kitchen sink. I used that one time, the one
kitchen sink, Yeah, the one with spikes.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Why do you need to use that in the kitchen sink?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
I I thought maybe that's what it was for it first,
and I didn't like it. I threw it away.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Do you have a garbage disposal?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
I do, uh huh, But I think at the time
when we had bought that thing, it was at our
old house, when we didn't have the disposal or it
wasn't working.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
You didn't have a garbage just feel for a while time, Yeah,
a little weird modern housing.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah, for a long time had one, didn't work or
didn't have one, didn't have one, and then a friend
of ours was visiting and he was like, I'll install
one for you. Okay he couldn't change Yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
What's something you like to do but won't brag about it?
Bmms and whatever that is? To eight two nine four
five case Keystone Light and a pair of tickets to
Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live at to be Okay Center
tomorrow night. Give you what's something you like to do
but won't brag about it? Fat chicks? No, I'm just
kidding sort of. I I like to go to Walmart
and smell things, not just random things though mostly mostly

(45:26):
they're candles. I will sit there and I'll sniff every
goddamn last one of them and their soaps slash shampoo,
body wash sort of thing, like when I'm going to
the store and I need it, like like this weekend, right,
I gotta go get groceries, and I gotta I gotta
reup on my my shampoo slash body wash, right, And

(45:47):
there's so many different goddang scents out there, and trying
to find the right one or one that you like
or whatever. So I'll sit there and I'll just hold
open it up and then I squeeze them. I squeeze them, squeeze,
squeeze to like, you know, blow that fragrance up into
my nose. That's always fun or going, like I said,
just go in and sniffing the candles. I'm not a

(46:08):
big seasonal candle kind of guy. I eat like the
pumpkin spice or like Christmas time. They have a lot
of like cinnamon scented can I don't like those, but
like I love like the leather scented ones. I have
a soap that is, oh my god, gee, the best

(46:29):
soap that I've ever had in my life so much
that I got one. I picked it up and I
got it for one bathroom, and I was like, this
is amazing. I'm going to go ahead and throw away
the soap in the other bathroom and go get another
one just like this for my other bathroom. And it
is terrible. Dude, I've talked about before. I'm a soap dork.

Speaker 11 (46:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Target has one the method brand Vetever and Amber is
the is the smell comes in a metal like a
black metal pump thing. Dude. Yeah, it smells so good.
It smells masculine but also pretty.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I know mine right now is vanilla and Lilac.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
I really think that you should try going into Magnolia Soap.
Corbin and I have talked about this place before.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Right when you walk in, sounds just too much. That's
the deep end. You can't push me in the deep end. Yeah,
let let me tiptoe in there. Eventually, I may go
into Target. You know, I'm a Walmart guy, you know,
when it comes to getting most everything except for groceries
because they're too damn expansive. But I I may maybe

(47:38):
if my if my girlfriend's like, hey, let's go to
Mongolian soap or whatever it is. You know, I'm like, okay,
let me go. Yeah, but I'm not going to go
on my own. He'll get there eventually.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
I got some good beard oil.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
When he's ready for a bath bomb or a shower
or something like that, he'll wander in there. Yeah. No,
it's this is a guy, you know. The first time
I ever recommended beer oil to him, he thought I
was hitting on him. Yeah, take care of my beard.
Take light in your loafers. I just oiled up this morning.
As a matter of fact, I'm on my way home.

(48:12):
I'm like, this thing is drying crusty. I need the
shampoo it real good tomorrow and oil it up. What's
something you like to do but won't brag about it?
A case keystone light in a pair of tickets to
Hot Wheels, Monster Truck Live at the be Okay Center
tomorrow night, or for grabs, get your text to us
BMMS and whatever that is to eight two nine four five.
What's something I like to do but don't brag about it?

Speaker 5 (48:31):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Fix things. I'm really good at fixing things. I have
fixed dryers, I have fixed electrical outlets, I have patched
dry wall. I have floated drywall I have. There's not
much I'm not gonna do. Electrical to a point. Plumbing,
I'll go pretty far down the plumbing hole, rough repairs.

(48:56):
There's not much I won't do. I grew up in
also where my dad taught me how to do all
those things, so I'm very comfortable doing it. It isn't
a tim Allen thing. Ninety nine percent of the things
I can do, and I know when I can't, and
when I can't, I call someone and I don't sit
there and keep pushing. Like when our washer broke broke.
Dryer broke and it part of the the heating, the

(49:20):
electrical connection burnt up. I was like, nah, I'm going
to bring a professional in to handle this because I
want it to be right. Where that stops is cars.
I won't mess with cars. Too expensive. I don't want
to be wrong. That's fair. Yeah, you got a modern car,
so it's not as easy as working on them as
in like your older vehicles. With that being said, if

(49:41):
I had time, I wouldn't be afraid to do brake pads.
I wouldn't be afraid to do oil changes stuff like that.
I would I would be very comfortable doing that. But
time is what you need on those. So but I
don't like I don't tell my friends call me. I'll
do it for you, right, I don't, you know?

Speaker 12 (50:00):
Go you know?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Look what I did today to my wife? I do,
of course, because that's the part of being married. Yeah,
she has to see the great thing I did that
didn't matter? Right, Great, you fixed the light sock? Yeah,
look I would babe. Look I made all the screws
in the light outlets all face up. So much better,
isn't it. Yeah, where you go? Second, I did all

(50:23):
this while the volume on the TV was at eleven,
all of them. I changed all the light bulbs because
the can lights I didn't like and I wanted them
a certain temperature, a light temperature.

Speaker 7 (50:35):
Right.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah, that is a thing.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
It makes a dramatic difference.

Speaker 7 (50:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
What about you, guys, what's something you like to do
but won't brag about it? A case Keystone light and
a pair of tickets to Hot Wheels, Monster Trucks Live
at the Bok Center tomorrow night, BMMS and whatever that is.
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine one

(51:02):
eight four six O K Mood give it away. To
be here for fregaking Ay Friday. What's something you'd like
to do but won't brag about it? It doesn't have
to be embarrassing you, just the key here is to
not brag about it. Case Keystone Light and a pair
of tickets to Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live at the
Bok Center tomorrow night. Tickets available Bbokcenter dot com. We'll

(51:24):
do that coming up BMMS. And what's something you like
to do but won't brag about it? To the phone
number eight to nine four five Right now, it's time
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a spot on Well a spot for you and a
friend on Gimbee's Shamrock Show Down, Little Party Bus Pub

(51:44):
Crawl Action tomorrow night for Saint Patrick's Day from Guinness
and kod nine one eight four six, Oh Kmod. We're
gonna do the numbers game. You gotta pick category numbers,
percentages or averages. Whichever category you get, you get five questions.
Lindsey will step out of the room, won't be able
to hear the question. Once you go through the five
you'll have Lindsey return, she get the same five questions.

(52:06):
Whoever's closest to the answer the most wins, and Lindsay
has only let listeners win once this year. I know
it was a sympathy win, right, So get your call
into us now at nine one eight four six oh
kmo D nine one eight four six oh kmod call up.
Decide what category you want? Good morning, you're on the air.

(52:26):
What is your name, Travis, Travis? How are you today, sir?

Speaker 7 (52:31):
Good? How do you do it?

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Good friend, Travis? What category do you want? Numbers? Percentages
or averages through percent percentages? It is It's five questions
from Gimpy. Just answer them the best that you can.
Are you ready, yes, sir Traveman. First one here. Beer
sales increase by what percent on Saint Patrick's Day? Beer

(52:54):
sales increase by what percent on Saint Patrick's Day?

Speaker 7 (53:00):
Must say thirty eight percent?

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Thirty eight percent, Travis. Spirit sales like liquor okay increase
by what percent on Saint Patrick's Day?

Speaker 7 (53:13):
So I must say thirty percent on that one?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Thirty percent? All right, Trav. According to a national survey,
what percentage of Americans plan to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day weakened.

Speaker 7 (53:31):
Twenty two percent, twenty.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Two percent, travman in twenty twenty one, what percentage of
people who celebrated Saint Patrick's Day wore green?

Speaker 7 (53:46):
Oh? In sixty one percent.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Sixty one percent? He says, all right, last one here, Trav.
What percentage of men admit to binge drinking on Saint
Patrick's Day? What percentage day men admit to binge drinking
on Saint Patrick's Day? So fifty right down mid ride
down in the middle. All right, What about you? When

(54:10):
was the last time you went out and drank on
Saint Patrick's Day and wore green?

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Last year?

Speaker 7 (54:17):
As a matter of fact, all right on?

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Would you always wear green? Or do you just wear
green underwear? What do you do?

Speaker 7 (54:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (54:22):
I even bought a green hey, dudes, just to match
my green shirt.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Well when I never guess that, that's awesome? All right,
Lindsay's back in the room. Percentages is the category question one?
Lindsey beer sales increased by what percent on Saint Patrick's Day?

Speaker 3 (54:41):
I'll go forty four percent.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Forty four percent. It is Lindsey spirit sales as a
liquor increase by what percent on Saint Patrick's Day a percent, Lindsey,
According to a national survey, what percentage of Americans plan
to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day weekend?

Speaker 3 (55:10):
We'll say sixty percent, sixty.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
She says, all right, Lindsey. In twenty twenty one, what
percentage of people who celebrated Saint Patrick's Day wore green? Oh,
ninety ninety five percent, she says, Lindsey. Last one here,
what percentage of men admit to binge drinking on Saint

(55:35):
Patrick's Day? What percentage of men admit to binge drinking
on Saint Patrick's day?

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Sixty eight percent?

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Sixty eight Almost?

Speaker 7 (55:45):
Googie?

Speaker 2 (55:46):
How do you think she did their?

Speaker 7 (55:47):
Travis, She's a heavy drinker, so she might know what
talking about.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
She's a lush all right. Question one for tickets to
see Disturbing Oklahoma City in a spot on The Shamrock Show.
To help with these stats, all right, the first question here,
beer sales increased by what percent on Saint Patrick's Day?
Travis says that they increase by thirty eight percent, and
Lindsey said they increase by forty four percent. And beer

(56:16):
sales increase by one hundred and seventy four percent. I
can't believe how low the number you guys picked. Have
you ever been out on Saint Patrick's Day? It's wild wow?
All right? Question two? Lindsey got that one, by the way.
Question two, Question two, Spirit sales as a liquor increased
by what percent on Saint Patrick's Day? Well, Travis said
thirty percent and Lindsey said twenty five percent, and the

(56:40):
answer is one hundred and fifty three percent. I Hirst
car bombs Hello, true, I don't drink them. Travis got
that one. He's on the board. It's tied one to one.
You need three total wins to get the tickets to
see to start in Oklahoma City on Monday, April twenty eighth.
Getch you tickets to amaster dot com in a spot
on the Shemrock show Down. Question three, number three, According

(57:00):
to a national survey, what percentage of Americans plan to
celebrate Saint Patrick's Day weekend? Travis said a mere twenty
two percent and Lindsey said a hopping sixty percent and
the answer is seventy six percent. Lindsey got that one right.
It's two to one. One more win by Lindsey and
you're not getting anything Travis. Question four, Question number four

(57:23):
and twenty twenty one. What percentage of people who celebrated
Saint Patrick's Day wargreen? Travis said sixty one percent. Lindsey said,
damn near all of them. Ninety five percent, and the
answer is eighty two percent. Lindsey got that one too.
I'm so sorry, Travis, you are not going to get anything.

(57:43):
All right, buddy, have a great Saint Patrick's Day with
your green Hey dudes, all right, buddy, see you later.
Last question, last one, what percentage of men admit to
binge drinking on Saint Patrick's Day? Travis said fifty percent,
right down the middle. Lindsey said eight percent. The answer
is thirty six percent. Yeah, Travis got that one right.

(58:05):
It wouldn't have mattered. I was shocked how low that was. Yeah,
I figured it'd be a lot higher. I guess it
depends on who they're surveying, though. If it's older dudes,
maybe not so much. But you know, college students I
could totally see for sure. Yeah, so okay, five or
more drinks within two hours. Okay, so that makes sense
because you're you're trying to go all day. Yeah, pace yourself,

(58:28):
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, listen, we're giving away some beer
for freaking a Friday. What's something you'd like to do
but won't brag about? A case of Keystone Light and
a pair of tickets to Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live
at the bok Center tomorrow night. Tickets available Bokcenter dot com.
Get your text to us BMMS and what's something you
like to do but won't brag about it? To the
phone number eight two nine four five because we're giving
away beer when we come back.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
So you get nothing, good day, sir, you gept nothing,
they say, they they say they they taste not not
jo stop stopping. They they tak say they they say
they they take you give you no chay you get
no jake you get you know jay you get you

(59:10):
know you gets you know taste you get.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Something no no, no, no no no shut up, no
no stop hoppy.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
They they say say, they say they they take shout
out shot up no stop stop stopping.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
They they say say they say any task not no
no not not hoppy.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
They they take They they say anything not not not
not hopping.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
They say they say they tak not nothing.

Speaker 10 (59:29):
They not not not up, not not out They think
no no no no not sing not not say not
not not they.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Not say say they say no no no no no
no no not stopping.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
They take say they say any tape no no no
no no no no stop not hoppy they they take
say they say they they tape no no no no
no no no not not not out they they say
say they.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
They say they they take shout out no no no
no stop stops not out.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Then they say say they they say they take you
ease you ease coatils.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
This morning show is coming right back, The Big Man Show,
Tulsa's rock station.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six O KMO D. You can also text
BMMS and then what you want to say to eight
two nine four five Coming up. We're giving away beer
for freaking a Friday. No, we're gonna do it right now, actually.

Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
For good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Brody's on the line.

Speaker 7 (01:00:36):
Hey Cody, how are you doing well?

Speaker 13 (01:00:38):
How are you sir?

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Good friend Cody? What's something you'd like to do but
won't brag about it?

Speaker 13 (01:00:44):
I absolutely love laughing? Uh is live action roleplay? The
specific kind that I do is like foam swords and
you know, lighter hits and nobody gets seriously injured.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
But a door.

Speaker 12 (01:01:01):
So what do you like?

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
What's your outfit?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
What do you like to larp ass?

Speaker 9 (01:01:07):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (01:01:07):
That's where the problem is that I have. I have
multiple costumes because I'm also kind of a history nerd.
So I have a Viking, a musketeer, a crusader, and
a fully armored knight for starters.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
And do you go by different names?

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Now?

Speaker 13 (01:01:31):
Everybody knows me by one name, but they also know
that I have multiple sets of armor.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
When you say one name, your your birth name or.

Speaker 13 (01:01:45):
A character name, everybody calls me Bjorn.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Bjorn Bjorn like Bjorn yep. Isn't it funny how people
are like, oh, that's dorky or nerdy or whatever. But
if you do Civil War reenactments, suddenly you're cool.

Speaker 13 (01:02:02):
I thought you're racist. If you did Civil warrian at.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
You could have been for the North dude.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
Uh, all right, Gippy, tell him exactly what he's given job.
You know, Corman doesn't mind bragging about his love for
homemade cleaning products, but he definitely won't brag about the
pony play he gets into tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Here's a case, keystone light and a pair of tickets
to see the hot wheels, monster trucks. Bag to you guys.
If you aren't hang on the line man, So gimpee
can get your info. Okay, and ask more question. There's
so many questions. Yes, uh, all right, let's see what
Gimpy has for his four by four says here the

(01:02:46):
Schumer says that he won't block the Republican funding bill
sentence a majority leader. Chuck Schumer says that he will
vote to advance the GPS six months funding bill that
passed the House in order to stop it government shut
down tonight. Schumer said in a floor speech that there
are no winners in a goodman shut down, adding that

(01:03:06):
the bill is a terrible option, but that he believes
allowing Trump to take more power through a shutdown this
far worse option. Schumer's comments are a contrast from ones
made just a day earlier, when he said Democrats would
not let it pass. What I don't understand is why
we gotta every time this comes around. We gotta see

(01:03:27):
Wren and and and and Chuck Cranston played chicken on
their grandpa's farm with the tractors. Figure it out, Bro,
you're gonna You're gonna somebody's gonna submit and I'm maybe
speaking out of place. It always gets passed. It always know,
they just kick the can down the road. We've been

(01:03:47):
kicking the can down the room for a while. No
one's put something in place long term. We just kicked
the can down the road that does never shut down though.
This is my biggest argument. This is them not doing
their job right when they kicked the can down the road.
Especially whether I don't care which political side it is
has the dominance in the subjective buildings, make it happen.

(01:04:10):
Why can't you get it done? They're just playing your
pseudo politicians, right, you're acting like politicians, but you ain't politicians, right?

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
What else we got here?

Speaker 11 (01:04:21):
All?

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Russian President Vladimir Putin has a number of conditions before
he'll agree to a ceasefire with Ukraine. I want Ukraine
pretty much. A US negotiated thirty day cessation of hostilities
is on the table. More than three years since Russia
launch this full scale invasion of its neighbor. Speaking at
a news conference yesterday, Putin said Russia supports the idea

(01:04:44):
of a ceaspire, but he wants Ukrainian troops in the
Russian territory of Kirsk to surrender. What else we got here?
Trump is to speak. He wants to be able to
say he won exactly they surrendered. Well, whatever, listen, just
stop it already. What else we got here? Trump is
to speak at the Department of Justice. President Jump says
he's going to set out his vision when he visits

(01:05:08):
the Department of Justice later today. It's rare for a
sitting president to give a speech from the DOJ, but
White House Press Secretary Carolyn Levitt said that Trump will
speak from the Department and discuss ending the weaponization of
justice against Americans for their political leanings. He told reporters
that he will also be talking about crime and immigration

(01:05:28):
and then lastly here. The Successful Adulthood Act Expansion approved
by the House and moves onto the Senate floor. House
Bill twenty three sixty one will provide children who have
been in foster care for at least six months and
are about turn eighteen with their educational transcripts, diplomas, and
any professional certificates they've earned. The bill includes a provision

(01:05:49):
based on the Sarah Stitt Act that requires people leaving
Office of Juvenile Affairs custody after turning eighteen to be
given their critical documents before re entering Societ. I didn't
know that they weren't giving them this stuff. I thought
it was just like, here, you go, have a nice day.
What was I wrong? Does that feel weird to say

(01:06:11):
a little bit? I won't brag about it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Our Tulsa Golden Hurricanes defeated the Temple Owls last night
from the Dickey's Arena, seventy five, seventy one, number fifteen.
J Garcia for Tulsa was a leading score for the
night with twenty. Tulsa now takes on North Texas tonight

(01:06:40):
at six.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Good fourteen point comeback. Temple was whooping them and to
you decided to go start shooting from the paint. Temple
never adjusted and then when they did, they went back
to shooting threes. It was It was an awesome performance
from t U men's basketball last night.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
I hope they can do it again tonight. That Kiefs
are signing a veteran signal caller to back up three
times Super Bowl champion Patrick Mahomes. ESPN's reporting that Kansas
City has reached in agreement with free agent quarterback Gardner
Minshew on a one year deal. Minshew will replace Carson
Wentz as the team's top backup QB next season. The

(01:07:18):
twenty eight year old passed a four twenty thirteen yards
and nine touchdowns and ten games played with the Las
Vegas Raiders last season. He suffered a season ending broken
color bone back in November.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Gardner Minshew is awesome. He is a hey dude's kind
of guy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Yeah, and the Texans swung a trade yesterday to acquire
guard ed Ingram from the Minnesota Vikings in exchange for
a twenty twenty six sixth round pick. The twenty six
year old has started forty one games over the last
three seasons in Minnesota. And speaking of Minnesota, they fired

(01:07:56):
men's basketball coach Ben Johnson yesterday after four years years
of repeatedly rebuilding rosters at his alma mater without coming
close to an NCAA tournament appearance as the program fell
behind in the rugged and expanded Big Ten. Johnson had
two seasons remaining on his contract, which calls for a
two point nine million buyout. His annual salary was one

(01:08:21):
point nine to five million, the lowest in the eighteen
team league. The Gophers finished fifteen to seventeen after losing
seventy two sixty four to Northwestern on Wednesday in the
first round of the conference tournament. Minnesota dropped five of
its final six games of the season. Athletic director Mark
Coyle announced his decision early Thursday after a late night

(01:08:42):
meeting with Johnson upon the team's return from Indy. The
university posted the news on its website at one o
seven am local time and on social media at one
nineteen am. The expectation for our program is to compete
for championships, and unfortunately we have not done that in
the last four year years, Coyle said in a statement.
This is an extremely desirable job and one of the

(01:09:04):
best conferences and cities in the nation, and we fully
expect to compete at the highest level on and off
the court.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Imagine being so bad at your job they want to
pay you two point nine million dollars right for you
to leave? Yeah, and how many times did they want
you to leave? But they were like, we're not ready yet, right,
not yet, It's not that bad. Yeah, they offered me
two point nine million dollars to leave this I'm out.
You offer me point nine for real?

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Right? Minnesota went fifty six and seventy one under Johnson,
including twenty two and fifty seven in conference placed. The
only team worse during that span was Washington, which just
completed its first season as one of the Big tens
for West Coast editions. And that's your Balls to the
Wall sports.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Good morning, It's the Big NAD Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six, okmo D. You can also text BMMS
and then what you want to say to eight two,
nine four five, Good morning, Lindsay.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Good morning Corbin. Coming up this morning at eleven, I'm
going to be broadcasting live from the new Maverick Convenience
Store forty seven twenty eight South Yale Avenue in Tulsa.
I'll be live from eleven to one. It's their grand
opening and I hope you join me out there with KMOD.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Good morning, Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbin. Starting on Monday,
we will be doing our contest to join the BMMS
Crawl for Cancer drinking team, because the Crawl for Cancers
coming up real soon, so keep an eye out for
that starting Monday. And if you want to start your
own dang old team, well you can just go to
Crawl Forcancer dot org and you can get all the

(01:10:53):
details and start your team up right there? All right,
we are giving away beer frigging it Friday. What's something
you'd like to do? Are you to do but won't
brag about it? Text that over to us BMMS and
whatever that is to eight two, nine four five could
get you a case Keystone Light and a pair of
tickets to Hot Wheels Monster Truck Live at the Bok
Center tomorrow night. Tickets available Bokcenter dot com. All right,

(01:11:14):
Taser Time trivia. We pick somebody to get shocked and
they have to answer questions that they provided. We all
provided our questions. We don't know which ones we're gonna get.
I may get gimpies, he may get mine. We don't know.
You may get your own, which is always embarrassing. And
so the first person going since I went last last
week is Gimpy will be the first person. Okay, I'm

(01:11:36):
so excited. I'll let Lindsay control the shock, thank you,
and I will be asking the questions that are produced
by us. We went to the system a couple of
weeks ago. It seems to be working. Okay. The way
it works is we all submitted oh, a few weeks ago,
maybe by the first of the year, about ten to

(01:11:56):
fifteen questions that we thought were normal every day questions,
and you had to try and uh get the answers.
When you draw a piece of paper in it is
not voted.

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Hey, hey, hey, r first one? Who was the first
woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean? Who was
the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean?
You know that's a good question. I don't know much

(01:12:31):
about pilots, famous pilots. There's just one that's sticking in
my mind, one famous female pilot. So I'm meg it right,
me get it wrong. I want to say Amelia Earhart.
Final answer, who was the first woman to fly solo
across the Atlantic Ocean? You say Amelia Earhart? The correct

(01:12:54):
answer is Amelia Earhart. God, I was thinking, I don't
know who the man is. Yeah, I definitely know the
like you said, I know a woman, but I besides
the right brothers, Yeah, I guess I can't tell you
who the man was. I was like, is a kitty Hawk? No,
that was the first plane, but a Kittie being a
female name could have worked.

Speaker 9 (01:13:13):
Second question, okay, Okrados.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Is the main character of what video game series? Oh h,
Credos and that is God of War. Final answer. Credos
Crados clearly wrote this question is the main character of
what video game series? Got You say got a War?
It is got a War. That's a good game series. Sure,
I love that question because I'd have been like, uh smart.

(01:13:49):
Third and final for GIMPI how many heart chambers does
a cockroach have? How many heart chambers does a cockrow chave?
I feel like this is my question too. It ain't mine,
not mine either. How many heart chambers does a cockrow cham?

(01:14:15):
Sixteen is the number that's popping in my head. It
could be zero two, those heartless little bastards. Right question, right,
but I want to stick with what popped in my
head first, I'm want to say sixteen. Final answer. If
I get shocked, it is what it is. We're all
gonna learn something here. How many heart chambers does a

(01:14:35):
cockrow chav? You say sixteen? The correct answer is twelve. Damn, damn, damn, damn.
Get it off of me. I was called twelve.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
I guess infinite because those suckers just don't die until.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
You squash them.

Speaker 9 (01:14:54):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Yeah, I probably would have said four. I don't know.
I wouldn't. I don't as that question I was reading,
I was like, how many does the heart have? I
can't say with certainty? Human heart has got like four chambers? Right? Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
So sure is it fours? Maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Three? Of course? Yeah? I don't Again, that's what I'm saying, right,
all right, So Gimpi has gone. He's gonna draw the
name of the next person that will be going, and
it's gonna be Lindsay. So Gimby will ask the questions no, yes, yeah,
can be a question hog Corn while she's getting strapped

(01:15:30):
on what's something you'd like to do but won't brag about?
A case Keystone light and a pair of tickets to
Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live at the Bok Center tomorrow night.
Tickets available bok Center dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
M Yeah that's on. Oh yeah that's on.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Okay, yeah, thanks making sure my god man? All right,
all right, Lindsey, shoot the that just need one question? Boss,
all right, here we go, Lindsay, first one here to say.
Well it says here, Lindsay. In what year was the
American motorcycle company Harley Davidson founded? In what year was

(01:16:10):
the American motorcycle company Harley Davidson founded? Don't look at
me like that I just pulled the question out of
a bowl. What's going through your head, Lindsay, let's hear
some audible.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
First of all, I'm thinking, Okay, gimpy, good question, A
gimpy question. So I want to say that Harley has
been around, probably longer than Indian.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
If not, do you know how long Indian's been around?

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
Well, Indian bikes are made in Elkhart, Indiana, and I
think that they've I want to say that they were
established in the seventies, maybe probably earlier than that. I'm

(01:16:59):
trying to think of a Harley sign, you know, sense
nineteen something, nineteen oh one, nineteen twenty nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
In what year was the American Motorcycle Company Harley Davidson founded.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
Nineteen I think it's early nineteen hundreds, early early, like
like nineteen oh one stands out, but I think.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
That's in what year?

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
It's going to be a total guess. Okay, you say that,
I can see, like established nineteen oh three?

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
In what year was the Harley American Motorcycle Company Harley
Davidson founded.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
I am shaken, but nineteen oh three is going to
be my final because I don't really know, but I
can see it on like a patch, and I'm guessing
that you probably have a patch somewhere that has it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
I do not well for all kinds of other patches,
but I do not have that one. Okay. And what
year was the American Motorcycle Company Harley Davidson founded? You
said nineteen oh three. The answer is actually nineteen oh three.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
Shut the front door.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
That's what the paper says.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Gosh, damn leuish.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Did you think that was wrong? Like before you knew
the answer? But yeah, yeah, no. I when she started
hitting the nineteen twenties and stuff, I was like, oh,
stay right there, stay right And she said nineteen to one.
I'm like, oh, that's even greater because it's just so
close and just enough to twist your nipples when you're
that close. Yeah, you know. But the hey, good jumpy,

(01:18:44):
she's so proud of herself. Yeah, slow down. The broken
clock tract twice a day, right right? How about this
one here? Question number two Lindsay Rocco from Rocco's Modern
Life was what kind of animal.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
Rocco's Modern Life? I can hear it? Question that was
on Nickelodeon. I think he was a wallaby. Final answer.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Are you sure about that? Yes? Final answer, Okay, Rocco
from Rocco's Modern Life was what kind of animal you
set a walla bay? And Rocco was a wallabay? That
was your question?

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Yeah, but I didn't really quite remember.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Yeah, all right, last one here? Can we buzzer at
least one time? So you got too right? Got shocked
on the last one. She's gotten too right? Will she
get like? Are we seeing a trend? I hope, so,
I hope? So all right, last one here, lindsay, lendsay,
what is the name of the imaginary line that divides

(01:19:48):
the Earth into the northern and southern hemispheres?

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
What is the name of the imaginary line that divides
the Earth into the northern and Southern hemisphere? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Final answer which was equator?

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
You said equator? The answer is equator. Good job, thank you?
Damn it, I hit the vibrate on it. All right.
We're giving away a beer for freaking night Friday. What's
something you like to do but won't brag about? A
case Keystone Light and a pair of tickets to Hot
Wheels Monster Truck Live at the Bok Center tomorrow night.

(01:20:28):
Tickets available Bokacenter Dot com. When we come back, we'll
keep getting people to send in their text answer that
question of what's something you like to do but won't
brag about, and it'll be my turn for Taste of
Time Trivia. We'll be back.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
Tulsa's Morning Show continuous next axt the Big Bad Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station.

Speaker 8 (01:20:47):
Ninety seven five KMOT.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Good morning, It's the Big Bad Morning Show. Oh nine
one eight four six oh k m D And also
text BMMS and then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five. We are giving away beer
for freakin a Friday. What's something you'd like to do
but won't brag about? Case of Keystone Light and a
pair of tickets to Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live at

(01:21:19):
the Bok Center tomorrow night. Tickets available bok Center dot
Com will do those giveaways coming up here in a minute,
so'll get your text to us. What's something you'd like
to do but won't brag about? BMMS and whatever that
is to eight two nine four five. All right, third
and final chapter of Daser Time Trivia. It's now my turn.
We're all set to go. We've got the questions ready.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Here we are Question Number one, Corbyn, where would you
be if you were standing on the Spanish steps?

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
What a this is a Grant's tune thing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
Probably Where would you be if you were standing on
the Spanish steps?

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Spain? Final answer.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
Sounded like a question like one of mine.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Spain final answer?

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Where would you be if you were standing on the
Spanish steps? You said Spain? The answer Rome?

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Okay, sure, and you've even been to Rome before. That
doesn't mean I remember doing that. You don't remember stepping
on the Spanish steps? Ah no, I remember like the Vatican.
Oh right, yeah, I'm with you, man. I would have
said Spain too, it makes sense. And brothers Malta and
if you think about it, any step in Spain is
the Spanish steps.

Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
So Louis Vatans are real important places. Yeah, Store, it's dude,
it's wild.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
Yeah, I bet. Question number two, how many stars are
on the Chinese flag? The flag of Chinese.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
I'm completely okay getting this wrong because I'm a Communist.
I'm trying to vision the flag. Is it is it
a big is it like a big one and then
like some little ones?

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Average?

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
So I know it's red and yellow. Is it red
with a big star and then like some little ones
or is it one big One's it like Canada but
not red and white and a maple leaf red and yellow.
I'm gonna go one final answer.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
How many stars are on the Chinese flag? You say one?
The correct answer is five?

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
No kidding, no hidden For whatever reason, I was thinking fourteen.
I'm trying to count them my eye because I know
they're in a circle in the top corner. Whatever, but
like fourteen or whatever. But I'm okay not knowing that.
I don't need to know that. There is no benefit
from me knowing that information, right, I don't feel like
that's common information. It is if you're in China or spy,

(01:24:16):
maybe a Chinese you know person in your family? Right? Okay,
three for three, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
What was Tommy's last name in rug Rats?

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Ask me how many Rugrats episodes I've seen? Zero? Whose question?
Whose was the Chinese flag? Not mine? Not mine? I
have the look that's fun? Whose was the room steps?

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
What was Tommy's last name in rug Rats?

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Hill Simpson, Bundy, old Tommy Bundy. It doesn't matter. I'm
not getting it right. He'll final answer.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
What was Tommy's last name in rug Rats? You say Hill.
The correct answer was Pickles.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Old Tommy Pickles Man. Sure, sure that makes sense. I'm
sure if you've seen it. You're mad as hell right
now that I didn't know that. Well, yeah, you're playing
along in your car and you're like, how does he
not know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
Every time you lean on that left shoulder, like, oh god, stop, no,
it's doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
We've turned me to turn. So that's doing much better.
But did you know that before you read I did?

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
I watched rug Rats Angelica, Yeah, Chucky.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
I think I was in college. I think, oh yeah,
that was what ninety five, ninety four, ninety five, maybe
ninety six.

Speaker 6 (01:26:09):
Even nineteen ninety one, so I was a junior in
high school. Okay, so I would definitely not have watched Rugrats.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Maybe getting getting baked with your friends and on a
couch and the base and be like, let's watch the cartoons.
Man's I don't remember watching. Yeah, I don't think I've
ever seen Rugrats ever. Yeah, I've seen episodes. It wasn't
my thing to get into. It was more of my
little brother's thing. It was at that age, So that's
probably why I ended up getting in, you know, watching

(01:26:38):
a few episodes, all right, zapped because of a pickle.
What's something you like to do but won't brag about?
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Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
Four of the Big Man Morning Shows Study seventy five.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six O K M O D. Can also
text BMMS and then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five. We are gonna give away
some beer for freaking a Friday. We do it every
week at this time. And question up for grabs today
is what's something you'd like to do but won't brag about?

(01:27:47):
BMMS and whatever that is to eight two nine four five.
Let's hit the phones. Nathan is on, Hey Nathan, how
are you hey there? We're going good friend. What's something
you like to do but won't brag about?

Speaker 12 (01:28:00):
I like to crochet, man, It's very relaxing. You like
to what I like to crochet? It's almost like knitting.
You use a hook's need.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Yeah, no, I'm familiar. I thought you said throw shade.
What is your what is your most proudest crochete item?

Speaker 7 (01:28:26):
Cool?

Speaker 12 (01:28:27):
And I was pretty proud of that.

Speaker 7 (01:28:28):
It took me some months.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Sorry the phone cut out, So I'm gonna guess you
said stocking cap that sweater.

Speaker 12 (01:28:37):
Hold on, let me walk out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
I'm in class, not you. It's not you, dude, it's
it's so you have done a sweater. That's pretty big.
How long did that take you?

Speaker 12 (01:28:49):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:28:49):
Months?

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
Months?

Speaker 12 (01:28:50):
I did it when I was in middle school too,
so it was kind of like a you know, a process.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
So you've been doing this since middle school? And do
you still do it currently?

Speaker 12 (01:29:02):
I do sometimes. I have kids on my own nowadays,
so it's hard to find the time. But yeah, I
enjoy it.

Speaker 7 (01:29:06):
It's very relaxing.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
Have you made baby blankets for them when they were born?

Speaker 12 (01:29:11):
No, how many I wish I did.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
How many Afgans do you have?

Speaker 7 (01:29:17):
None?

Speaker 12 (01:29:18):
Actually? That swather is probably the most. You know, I've
made my kids little stuff. I made my son a
pickle just to show him how to crochet, and I
made some you know, pain holders and things like that.
That swetter was pretty much like my magnum opus of crocheting.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
How many sets of needles do you have?

Speaker 12 (01:29:34):
I just have one set, but I have them from
like pretty big to pretty small.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
Were you upset when they announced that Joan Fabrics was closing?

Speaker 12 (01:29:43):
I had no idea. I don't know what that ischet?

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
Yeah? What do you?

Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
It might not be.

Speaker 12 (01:29:50):
I'm more of a hobby or crochet.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
What do you roll with? Pair of clovers? What's your
what's your go to brand?

Speaker 9 (01:29:58):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (01:29:58):
I don't really have one.

Speaker 12 (01:29:59):
I got them at Walmart. You know when I get
yarn and I just kind of, you know, do it
when I'm stressed out?

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Bro you until you put your hands on some clovers,
I'm gonna have to listen to that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
Yeah, will you crochet us a big med morning show?

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
Sweater or blanket?

Speaker 12 (01:30:14):
Yack? He's giving me tickets and stuff I sure will.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Be illegal. Go ahead and me tell him exactly what
he's gonna get. No, I'm not proud of it, but
I like sappy movies, watching the.

Speaker 11 (01:30:29):
Many Lives a Dog goes through in a Dog's Purpose, Hits,
Meet at Brink time, have a case, Keystone line, a
pair of tickets to Hot Wheels, Monster Trucks live back
to you, Corbyn, hang on the line, so can you
can get your info and have a great weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
All right, you two guys. Yeah, nice, calm, relaxing weekend
in your rocking chair and your tea at the senior Right. Right,
he's a hit during tapioca time. Right. I get it.
I'm listen. I'm making fun of it. I get it.
It's a repetitive thing that you can go somewhere, keep busy. Uh.

(01:31:05):
They say people that do things like that, Seduku's things
like that are psychopaths. No, you keep your mind flash.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
I do like Suku puzzles, do you hm?

Speaker 8 (01:31:15):
I can't forget.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Numbers. Yeah, I'm tetus all day man level one eighty five.
What up? But like, give me a word search? No,
I'm in it's word search.

Speaker 6 (01:31:26):
I love a good word a word scramble like, I
can find words so fast. I love that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
But Sudoku, I'm like, hey' see, Lindsay has for Balls
to the wall. Sports.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Steph Curry, who celebrates his thirty seventh birthday today, shot
his way into the history books yesterday, becoming the first
player in NBA history to rack up four thousand and
three pointers. The milestone came as the Golden State Warriors
knocked off the Sacramento Kings one thirty to one oh
four in San Francisco. The seventy six ers are considering

(01:32:09):
options for one of their injured stars. ESPN reported on
Thursday that Paul George is consulting with doctors about his
knee and groin injuries. A procedure is possible and a
decision could come early next week. George has been dealing
with the issues, along with a finger injury and needed
painkilling injections for five straight games before last month's All

(01:32:31):
Star break. The thirty four year old is averaging just
over sixteen points and five rebounds in forty one games
this season. The nine time All Star signed a four year,
two hundred and twelve million dollar max deal with Philly
after leaving the Clippers and free agency back in July.
Duke basketball coach John Scheer says it's a real long

(01:32:51):
shot that freshman sensation Cooper Flag plays in tonight's ACC
Tournament semi final. Flag left last night's quarterfinal round game
against or to tack late in the first half with
an ankle injury. He was helped off the floor and
then take into an exam room by wheelchair. Flagg did
not play in the second half, but X rays were
negative and he was able to walk under his own

(01:33:13):
power as he returned to the bench. The top seeded
a nationally top ranked Blue Devils trailed by as money
as fourteen in the first half before putting away the
Yellow Jackets seventy eight to seventy. Duke meets rival in
North Carolina tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
So if they win the championship, it won't matter, right
whether he plays or not, because what's at stake is
will they be a number one seed in the bracket
if he doesn't. If they don't win the championship and
he is, they think he's seriously injured, they probably won't
get a number one seed, which is massive for Duke.

(01:33:48):
Some are saying that the championship is over. They're not
going to get a championship in the ACC which is
crazy because they've been great all season. Right, But they
had another injury to a guy who left in the
game yesterday with a shoulder injury. He had to go
to the hospital emergency room, and so they've got two
guys that are injured. Here's the other stickler on this.

(01:34:08):
That's interesting. The head of the selection committee for the
NCAA tournament is the athletic director for North Carolina, oh
which is their nemesis. Whether he can be neutral or not,
I don't know, probably, but that is a fun little
really and they would love for Duke to not get
a number one set.

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
Of course, March Madness remains the biggest betting event in
the United States, and estimated three point one billion is
expected to be bet on this year's NCAA Men's and
women's basketball tournaments, with US sports books, a nearly fifteen
percent year over year increase and more than double the
betting on the Super Bowl, according to research from the

(01:34:47):
American Gaming Association. The AGA, Washington, DC based trade group
analyzed monthly revenue reports from state gambling regulators to form
their three point one billion estimate. They made a one
point four billion would be bet on the Super Bowl
in February. Thirty eight states and the District of Columbia
have legal betting markets. The betting interest on women's college

(01:35:10):
basketball continues to grow. Bet MGM reported thirty five percent
year over year increase in the amount of money bet
on women's college basketball and that's your Ballso the Wall Sports.
I'm Lindsay in ninety seven five Cam.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
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Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
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Let's do willy nilly anything you want to talk about,
bring up something new, go back to something you couldn't
get a chance to chime in on BMMS and whatever
that is to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 6 (01:36:24):
So I don't know if you guys watch Life Below zero.
It is a TV show.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
I think it's on National Geographic mostly and it follows
these people that live in Alaska, some in different parts
of above the Arctic Circle. One lady lives on a
very remote part, like the most northern airstrip in America.
Like so a lot of people stop there for refueling
or whatever, and it's also a hunting place and she

(01:36:49):
just takes care of it by herself. This lady, she's tenacious, man.
It's one of my favorite episodes is the episode where
there's a blizzard and she puts string out so she
can go to or other buildings. Because they'll be a blizzard,
she won't be able to see you. You can easily
get disoriented, and so the string's there to guide you.
It's the only way to track where you've been anyway.

(01:37:09):
In the show, there is a character named Jesse. Character.
There's a person named Jesse, and he lives out there
and kind of does his own thing whatever. But he
raises dogs to race on me, like the Iditarod and
stuff like that. And they followed him a couple times,
and he loves his dogs and he takes care. It's
really sweet and daring, and you see him go through

(01:37:32):
the trials and tribulations of being a dog race or
musher or whatever they call it. Right he just won
the Iditarod, oh yeah, which is the super Bowl of
dog racing apparently, which is like, ah, that's fun, because
you don't you know, sometimes you feel like those things
aren't real, authentic or anything like that. No, he all
that was real and he won and he's such a

(01:37:53):
good guy. And when they lost one time, he was like, A,
it's okay, I got my dogs, da da da. Now
he won it. Like that's so cool. Man, that's so cool.
Willing Nelly, anything you want to talk about, bring up
something new? This says, have any hot wheels tickets left?
My son's fourth birthday is this month and it's hot wheels.

(01:38:14):
Themed would love to take him to the show.

Speaker 9 (01:38:17):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
I'd love to give you some, but I can't. No,
if you'd love to take him, you know, let's you don't.
We wouldn't love to take him, right, you'd love to
take him for free? Right, would you rather? Or Mary

(01:38:39):
bank kill? Let's do Mary bank kill? All right?

Speaker 7 (01:38:41):
Dan?

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
Brain cancer? Oh god, alzheimer's or they wrote blunt force
head injury, what traumatic brain injury? TBI? Right, so die
brain cancer, Alzheimer's or madic brain injury. So we're going
to mbuka this I gotta yeah bang brain cancer or

(01:39:04):
something like that. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, yeah, and the
doctors can't save you.

Speaker 9 (01:39:13):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
I feel like by answering this, it's putting it out
in the universe, and it's it's gonna cause bad mojo
on ourselves.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
This one hunt this thing. Yeah, okay, but.

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
I don't. I'm gonna take blunt force trauma.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
As Mary bang or kill.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Oh, as Mary Bank kill or would you rather? I
chose would you rather?

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
But yeah, we said Mary bang kill.

Speaker 7 (01:39:42):
O.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
I'm killing Alzheimer's because I freaking hate the disease and
everyone that is affected by it. Bang brain cancer, and
I'll marry blunt for his head trauma.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
Traumatic brain injury is what we're gonna call them. Yeah,
the TBI. None of these are good. This is not awesome.
GIMPI Yeah, I guess I'm going to want to go
ahead and kill off the TDI traumatic brain injury. I
will have sex with Alzheimer's because I'll forget about it,

(01:40:24):
and then I'm gonna marry brain answer because sometimes those
tumors and they push on your brains and start, you know,
they it changes your brain and you know you could
be a different person and not know about it, or
maybe unlock some things that you didn't know. You know,
I get a brain tumor and the next thing you know,
I'm speaking Mandarin fluently.

Speaker 3 (01:40:43):
Look at the movie Phenomenon with John Travolta.

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that. So yeah, that's
a good little way to be handler. This is interesting.
I feel like you're gonna die. You're dying, right, yeah.
I laugh at the comment of no, doctors can't save
you spoiler, Yeah right, they can't save you even if
you don't have those three things. Right, So I'm going

(01:41:08):
with which one what I like in terms of marrying,
Which one do I feel like I would like to
live with? And I'm gonna pick Alzheimer's. You can it
would be torture on people around me, and I don't
know what it's We're not sure and what it's like
for the people that have it, But you can live

(01:41:30):
a while. I'm gonna I'm gonna bang, Oh my gosh,
I'm gonna bang TBI a traumatic brain injury, because again,
you can live a while. You gotta be dependent on
one person. And then I'm killing off cancer. Watching someone

(01:41:53):
die of cancer is rough. These are all rough, by
the way. Yeah, but for me, I think I've seen
more than one person sadly die of cancer in different
forms of it, and it is not awesome. And so
that's the one I feel like I'm gonna kill. This
says a woman named Carmen. Rice lived with brain tumor

(01:42:17):
for twenty years. Twenty years lived with the brain. Yeah,
how about this one goes away forever. Street tacos, which
are you know, tiny and simple? They got just onion cilantro.
Oh yeah, White people tacos, krispy shell season, ground beef, cheese, lettuce, tomato,
and sour cream. One goes away forever.

Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
I'm gonna have to get hurrid of white people tacos.
They are delicious, but street tacos are even better and
better for you. So buy white people tacos.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
Gimb. I'm getting rid of the street tacos. I do
love my honky taka. Yeah. So if you would have
asked me this five days ago, I would have a
different answer than I have today. There is a TikTok
guy who does taco reviews, and he was in town
and he went to this taco place and he this.

(01:43:19):
He was very excited to see on the menu they
had this one item which I cannot remember the name
of it, and it was I'm give me two feet
at least it is the size of your arm, A
two foot long taco or the size of my arm.
I guess they should say hard shell filled with different meats.
You can get it with one or three. And he

(01:43:39):
was so excited that they had this. Yeah, you're definitely
double fist in that taco. And it was like a
thirteen dollars taco off this taco truck and broken arrow. Yeah,
right across the street from Rama. I want to say,
a mater Is that what it's called? Oh, I have
no idea. I passed by it all the time. I've
even thought about eating there. Yeah, no, but never have.
But seeing that thirteen dollars taco the size of my arm,

(01:43:59):
I'm like, oh, I gotta check us out. Taco for
two yeah, or one for a couple of days.

Speaker 6 (01:44:05):
Right, So if you would have caught me a couple
of days ago, i'd say, street tacos, toriso, street tacos
up by store, so good, right.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
But I saw this thing and I was like, damn,
but that wasn't like your typical street taco. I mean
it was No, it was a crunchy taco fried tortilla
that was Gimby's right, Bigger than your form, damn near
two feet, biggest talko I've ever seen, Biggest taco I've
ever seen. And this guy mate was excited like he
knew what it was immediately, as if it was a

(01:44:36):
common thing. And he travels across and they have the
little spinny meat thing.

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
Oh yeah, where from Rima?

Speaker 2 (01:44:45):
Yeah yeah, there's a laundry mat right there, right next door,
brand new laundry mat and little taco shrug. Yeah, so
I'm I guess I'm my wife is gonna be hapening.
I'm getting rid of street tacos just if I can
have that thing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:44:59):
If you had to eat PEEBJ for lunch with your
kid every day for a year to show solidarity, what
are you drinking with it?

Speaker 8 (01:45:08):
Milk?

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
Milk is great with peeb and j.

Speaker 9 (01:45:12):
It just is.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
Do your kids drinkle on the milk like you?

Speaker 9 (01:45:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:45:17):
Yeah, I know, I grew up. That's what you had
it for having lasagna. You're having the milk.

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
A glass of milk with dinner. Every every every dinner
was a glass of milk. As a kid growing up,
and that's not the same in our house. But once
in a while my kids will drink a glass of
milk with dinner. It's not typical, though. They drink milk
with a bowl of cereal or with a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich. It's usually the only or with cookies.

Speaker 2 (01:45:43):
Gimpiuh, yeah, there's only one beverage that goes with PEB
and jay, and that's milk. Kool Aid doesn't work out
for you very well. Orange juice doesn't work out. Beer
doesn't work out very well. Scotch doesn't work very well
with the PEB and J, so it hast female.

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
I will say, though that I have put on PEB
and J. I will put some salty potato chips.

Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
Well, hold on, that's that's different. You're just shifting into
a different role, right, So hold on, Okay, we're gonna
circle back. I'm a water guy. I'm either having water
or beer, maybe a soda occasionally, and so well unless
it's a zero sugar an w but I'm going water.
And by the way, that would be a second chapter
in my life of eating PB and J every day

(01:46:29):
for lunch that I already did that, But I think
the real question of better question is what chip are
you putting on it?

Speaker 10 (01:46:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:46:36):
Just the lais potato chips, salty plain lays, you get
that crunch it just it makes it better. And then
I don't necessarily have to have milk. I can. I
can have a sugar free Sprider seven up and that's perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
What breaks up the sweetness?

Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
Okay, what chip gimp are you putting? Because some people
put chips on their PB and J, like Lindsay was saying,
Typically it would be a regular like a ruffles or
something like that. But to be different than than Lindsay,
probably like cheetoos Okay, not the pups right, crunch cheese, dude,
Freudo's all day corn. It's crunchy, way more salt than

(01:47:20):
anything else. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:47:22):
Have you made a peanut butter and jelly like a grilled.

Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
Cheese and and oh yeah they have a special name.
That's an actual thing already. But no, I don't like
my peb and Jay's warm.

Speaker 3 (01:47:38):
Oh it's so good, so good. It's kind of different,
messy to make. Yeah, but delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
Okay, I'll believe you.

Speaker 3 (01:47:49):
Yeah it really is.

Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
Do you toast with butter or do you mayonnaise, but
I've never done the mayonnaise crazy good.

Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
I've heard that, yeah, but I've never tried it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
Uh, willy nilly. Anything you want to talk about, bring
up something new, go back to something. The taco standing
question is tacos de trump Trumpo. Okay, sure, I trust you,
except you're the blind guy, So tacos of the tramp.
Would you rather? Would you rather spend a month in jail,

(01:48:29):
wax your angry spider, and then eat or well, okay,
would you rather spend a month of jail or wax
your angry spider? They eat nothing but hot, spicy Indian
food for three days.

Speaker 3 (01:48:42):
Okay, this one's easy because I've done the second one
and it's not horrible to eat spicy food afterwards, So
I'm going with that one. I'll wax my angry spider
as you call it, and eat nothing but spicy Indian

(01:49:02):
food for three days. Indian food, by the way, is delicious,
so they're.

Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
Easy, kim be. I've been to jail. It sucks, so
I guess I need a good waxing anyway, and I've
never had Indian food, so why not try something new?

Speaker 6 (01:49:23):
Trumpo is what it was taco's the trumpo because that's
the thing that a trumpo or whatever it is, that's
the thing that rotates, that cooks.

Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
Yeah, that cooks at a trampy taco not trampyt No.
Uh yeah, I'm not going to jail, man, I'm not
going to jail. I will totally wax my angry spider
and eat every spicy thing on the menu. Don't care,
because when you have a bidet, it doesn't matter. Who

(01:49:54):
needs popsicles When I just got a hose in my bathroom.
Somebody said peb and J with banana slices. Dude, I
don't know about the J part, but peebee and honey
with banana slices, that's always really good. Or just peanut
butter and banana slizes.

Speaker 8 (01:50:09):
Yeah, I do that.

Speaker 2 (01:50:10):
Peanut butter and Entertainment Costco. Peanut butter is awesome. Okay,
I don't know sure. I'll trust you. If I eat
hot and spicy Indian food for three days, the angry
spider will be hairless aing Okay, all right?

Speaker 5 (01:50:26):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:50:27):
In the news, there's a story of Bill Belichick at
North Carolina and that he has instructed his staff to
send all of his emails to her she should be
ce seed on everything that. Yeah, and people are like like, wha,
what what? I don't think this is that crazy? Now
I'm confident. I feel really confident in this statement. Nick

(01:50:51):
Saban isn't didn't read his emails right right? I feel
really strong in that statement that they're filtered by somebody
else and then he reads them the ones that they
feel are important for him to read. If he wanted
his girlfriend on his staff, then why not make her

(01:51:13):
his assistant? But she reads all the emails exactly. People
are just so hung up because she's so much younger
than him that they're like, what does she know about football?
It ain't about that, right, No, it's more of a
business at the standpoint. Yeah, he doesn't have Billy, don't
have time for that. He's Bill in the championship program,

(01:51:34):
reading emails, reading emails, reading Come on, reading emails. You
think he wants to read the email about Peggy having
a bar mitzvah for her kid, And no, Yeah, she's
filtering through all the emails and the ones he needs
to see he can see. And he spends time with
her outside so he can maybe their bets, their pillow talk. Hey, Listen,

(01:51:59):
you got an email from Bob in accounting and they
want to know why you took seventy five thousand dollars
to go get that one recruit, right, that kind of stuff.
Would you rather live one year on a space shuttle
or live one year in a submarine underwater?

Speaker 3 (01:52:16):
Ooh, I feel like we've answered this before and I'm
going to get the same answer, and that's in a
submarine underwater. I feel a bit safer. I like being
in the water. I like to explore the ocean. If
I'm in space, it says one year, but as we

(01:52:37):
all know, they say, oh, three four days and you'll
be kabak.

Speaker 9 (01:52:42):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:52:43):
No, I'm not going to get stuck in there for
another year.

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
Uh, Gibbie, you know I was gonna say space because
the thought of, you know, weightlessness is awesome. I think
of floating around and and you never know what you
see out the window. You could see aliens, you know,
or just really big rocks flying by. But Lendsy made
a very valid point getting back. If something happens, may

(01:53:12):
not be it may not work out for you. I feel,
at least with a submarine, you know, if the motors
die in a submarine, you can still release the water
out to raise up to the top and be able
to escape and you'll still be on Earth. Yeah, so
I guess I'm gonna go with the submarine. I think

(01:53:35):
there's this mischaracterization with submarines that if something bad happens,
you can swim away. God if you're thirty thousand, Yeah,
you ain't doing that. And there's this video I saw
from a submariner who talked about life on a submarine
and hot racking is not something I'm interested in doing

(01:53:57):
because it's such a confined space. You share bunks with
other people. Two, you are sleeping next to her nuclear reactor. Three.
I'm not saying it's not safe. I'm just saying psychologically
h Three the food is apparently really good on a

(01:54:17):
sub because it's so sad and depressing down there, they
try to make them happy with food. And the number
one reason I'm not picking a sub and I'm gonna
pick space is you see the sun right and circadian
rhythm syndrome is a real thing, and you're not seeing

(01:54:38):
the sun for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:54:40):
I'll take a sun lamp with me.

Speaker 2 (01:54:42):
It ain't the same. And I don't know if there's
a bunch of extra space for stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:54:45):
Right, But also, I mean they were supposed to come
X SpaceX. I'm supposed to bring them back what Tuesday?

Speaker 2 (01:54:53):
And there are subs that are supposed to resurface and
they don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:54:58):
Though, it just feels a little bit safer.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
I don't know if it's safer. At least you get
to see the sun. You see beautiful scenery right in
the in the I don't want to the only moon
you'll see is the guy's naked ass and the bunk
next to you. So are we going on a military
submarine or like the the Ocean Gates submarine. I'm not
going that's an easy pick. Then there's no more question

(01:55:22):
of what you pick.

Speaker 5 (01:55:25):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:55:25):
You can have ten million dollars, but your significant other
has to go to jail for two years. Do you
take the money?

Speaker 3 (01:55:32):
Lindsey, I feel like my husband would say, take the money.
I can I can handle two years in jail. Do
it for our family? So yes, I'm gonna take the money.

Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
Gimby, Hell yeah, I'm taking the money. That's two ten
million dollars, ten million dollars, ten ten million dollars and
it's only two years. Okay, but bye, I am you too.
I'm not shocked he took the money. I'm kind of
shocked that Lindsay said yes to the money because Lindsay
doesn't even like Deer Season. I know, and two years.

(01:56:08):
I know you can't take twelve hours, but I.

Speaker 3 (01:56:11):
Feel, I honestly feel like my husband would be like,
you selfish bitch, why wouldn't you have taken the money?
Two years is nothing. That's ten years a lot. I
know that would be like that I can handle. I
can handle two years. Real, you can be without me
for two years. You can come visit me.

Speaker 2 (01:56:30):
That's two birthdays. He any part of two anniversaries, kids birthdays,
football games, all that stuff. And for me, that's where
I'm like, absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (01:56:40):
He'd be like, that's two years. I don't have to work.

Speaker 2 (01:56:43):
No, you're just you're just becoming part of the Arian
Brotherhood comes out of change. Man, You would you would.
You're not gonna go in there and not get your
ass beat right, You're gonna have to do things to
protect yourself, right. And most people join some sort of group,
maybe not the AB, but like they joined something to

(01:57:07):
have be a part of something. You can't be on
your own that is well documented in jail. You can't
be a loner. You've got to have some sort of
group you run with.

Speaker 3 (01:57:19):
He could. He's a tall dude. He is a prey,
built like he could handle it himself.

Speaker 2 (01:57:23):
I think, how many dudes do you think he could
handle it? Once? Because the sisters come around? Yeah, no way.
I like my wife a lot, so I don't want
her to go anywhere for two years without me. Money's
only it creates some other opportunities, but it also creates

(01:57:44):
a lot more problems. Yeah, it's ten million dollars, though
I'm just saying, yeah, it's two million dollars. Plenty of
people have won more than that and their life fell apart.
All right, we got to take a break. We're giving
away a beer. What's something you like to do but
won't brag about it? Bmms? And what that is to
eight two nine four five.

Speaker 4 (01:58:03):
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Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
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and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five. We are giving away beer for frigging
a Friday. We've been asking people to text in. We've
been wanting to know what's something you'd like to do
but won't brag about? And we've got an array of

(01:58:43):
answers from people, all different kinds of things. Some of
them we can't say on the air, nor would we
wouldn't be okay for us to say those. I'm glad
you text and are bragging about it now. It was
weird to brag about that weird thing that you do,
but that's okay. But we're giving away beer. What's something
you like to do but won't brag about? BMMS and

(01:59:06):
what that is? To eight two nine four five, you
could get a case of Keystone Light and a pair
of tickets to Hot Wheels Monster Trucks live at the
Bok Center tomorrow night. Bigfoot Hot Wheels will be there,
some other ones. They do a lot of like glow stuff.
I asked my kids. I was like, hey, do you
want to go to this? And showed them a video

(01:59:28):
this morning I sent to my wife and then she
showed them and they were like, Eh, kids, man, it's
so funny. Oh. They're like, I don't know, Can I
just hang out at home. I love that about my kids.
They just want to hang out and like, well, how
long will it take? Will it be loud? It is

(01:59:51):
loud but also awesome. Yeah, I remember how loud it
was when I was little. The first time I was
really scared. The second time I loved it, And then
that was just something we did every year. My dad
got to take me and him and my brother would
take He would take me and my brother to go
do that. I don't remember how old I was though.

(02:00:11):
It was at the Unidome. It was a domed facility
in northern Iowa where the Panthers play, and we played
high school football on it in there, and they brought
in all this dirt and yeah, there wasn't any much
glitz and glamour. Now there's a bunch of glitz and
glamour that goes along with it. Yeah, Gibbey's trying to

(02:00:31):
get somebody on the line. If you want to win,
text it your answer to this. What's something you'd like
to do but won't brag about? Case Keystone Light in
a pair of tickets to Hot Wheel's Monster Truck Live
with to be Okaysner comburs why he's doing that so, uh,
there's something interesting happening with the gene Hackman thing. In
the will, none of his kids were named. Oh, everything

(02:00:54):
was set to be left to his wife and everything
in hers was set to be left to charity. And
it says that if they died within ninety days of
each other, it would be considered a simultaneous death, and
in that case, her will says that of all the

(02:01:14):
assets would go to charity. New Mexico is a community
property state, so assuming there's no prena, her estate could
have a lot of money and her share would go
to charity. But as for his money, despite the fact
that he did not include his children in the will,
they would presumably get his share since they are the
most direct living heirs. And it has been indicated that

(02:01:40):
there will be a challenge in the will because of
his hardship with his children on who would get who
and who would get what?

Speaker 3 (02:01:50):
Yeah. Well, but it also said if they died within
ninety days of each other.

Speaker 2 (02:01:54):
It would be considered a simultaneous death.

Speaker 6 (02:01:56):
Right, I settled that, Yeah, and in that case her
will provides all of her assets.

Speaker 2 (02:02:02):
I mean simultaneous. Okay, he didn't die first simultaneous, so
there's they're separate. Yeah, that messy. Man and die and
it gets messy.

Speaker 3 (02:02:15):
And it makes sense because that first interview with his daughter,
she was like, I just wonder how long I don't
know how long they've been.

Speaker 2 (02:02:20):
Dead, or when he died, or if she knew that stipulation.
She might not have known that stipulation. Not everybody knows
all the stipulations that are involved in trust or wills.

Speaker 3 (02:02:28):
Because who knows how long it had been since she
had seen or talked to him.

Speaker 2 (02:02:32):
No, but I think it's a fair statement to make
when somebody you love dies to go, you're like, oh no,
how long were they alone? That's a really sad place.
So I think that that's not a bizarre statement or
indicative of her being like, well, who died first? All right,
we'll give it away beer for freaking a Friday. What's
something you like to do but won't brag about? Bemm
mass in whatever that is to A two nine four five.

(02:02:54):
Cassidy is on the line. Hey Cassidy, how are you?

Speaker 3 (02:02:57):
I'm doing well, how are you guys?

Speaker 2 (02:02:58):
Good friend, Cassidy. Something you like to do but won't
brag about it.

Speaker 12 (02:03:03):
Is online blackjack?

Speaker 2 (02:03:05):
Really and do you just play for fun or do
you deposit money and play for money?

Speaker 10 (02:03:11):
Oh gosh, it's just for fun.

Speaker 12 (02:03:13):
I will not put my real money in there.

Speaker 2 (02:03:14):
Yeah, how much fake money have you won? I'm got
like four hundred and fifty thousand, so I'm rolling.

Speaker 3 (02:03:20):
That's awesome. Don't you just wish you could play for
real money on those apps?

Speaker 2 (02:03:26):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (02:03:26):
Yes, I'm just too scared to do the real stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:03:29):
Because I'll do the same thing with spades and oh yep,
I'll get it up there in the hundreds of thousands
of dollars. Why can't this be real?

Speaker 2 (02:03:38):
What's the most I've ever lost playing online blackjack? Oh?

Speaker 12 (02:03:42):
I think recently, very recently, it was like eighty thousand, right,
and that.

Speaker 2 (02:03:46):
Would be the That would probably be the best argument
on why not to use real money. Right right on, girl, Right,
we're gonna hook you up. Get me go ahead and
tell her exactly what she's gonna get. One thing that
Lindsay likes more.

Speaker 6 (02:03:59):
Than anything in the world but warm brag about is
she actually has a favorite child.

Speaker 2 (02:04:05):
Enjoy this case, Keystone Light and have fun watching Hot Wheels.
Live back to you guys, hang on the line, friends,
So kimp you can get your info and have a
fantastic weekend. All right, thank you guys, appreciate you. All Right,
we got to take a break. We'll come back find
out over and learn.

Speaker 8 (02:04:20):
You tell us this morning show done, good morning.

Speaker 2 (02:04:33):
It's the Big nine Morning Show. Now'm went eight four
six oh kmod could also text be in a mass
and then that you want to say to eight two, nine,
four or five. We're gonna find out what we all learned, Lindsey,
what you learned today?

Speaker 3 (02:04:52):
I learned for ten million dollars, someone else can call
my man big Daddy for two years. And I also
learned that Gimpie likes to go to wal martin smell
the candles. It's only weird when he lights them and
pours the wax on his body to test how it
feels on his skin.

Speaker 2 (02:05:07):
Be what you learned today? I learned grope me for
good luck. And I also learned Lindsay no longer needs
a snake to be satisfied. Uh. I learned not only
is uh not only does a damn it? Lindsay gets
hard for weird things wait what uh? And I also

(02:05:28):
learned that I get excited for pickles. Make sure that
dishwashers loaded right.

Speaker 3 (02:05:35):
It's Lindsay stop tracking my cycle.

Speaker 2 (02:05:37):
This is Kippy.

Speaker 4 (02:05:44):
Can I get.

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