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Just The Boys Today!!!, Tracy Morgan Has An Embarrassing Moment At The Garden, When They Won't Let You Sing Pull Out Your Gun, Bringing Your Baby To The Burglary, How Much For These Toes, LIstener E-Mails, & To Tell The Truth!!!

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kmod dot com. And I'm trying to think of like
things that are like really embarrassing and doing public and
vomiting ranks pretty high up on the list. I think
crapping your pants is a little more embarrassing than vomiting
in public. Crapping, We'll just say, using the bathroom of

(04:53):
any kind in your pants crapping. I feel like, no,
because you may not no, I've crapped. If there's visual representation,
I'm with you. Oh, we're gonna know you crapped your pants.
I can. I kicked that can down the road. I
feel like, now you're gonna smell it. You're going to
but it ain't me. It is emanating heavy from this area.

(05:17):
I was next to who did it standing and now
you're alone and you still smell like dookie. Well Tracy
Morgan uh huh was at the Knicks game like he is,
and he vomited on the basketball court.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Last night, they had to stop the game.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I got a picture. I sent it to Kemp so
you could see him full stream on the sideline, like
court side, vomiting on the court. There's this great picture
of this girl next to him that's like god, yeah, yeah,
they had to pause the game. Oh god, that's a biohazard.

(05:57):
They like, he got delayed that and fans, of course,
because we lets the world we live in, taking pictures
of him. He's like fifty six. Medics came in and
like checked on him. They put him in a wheelchair
and escorted him away. I'm unclear if they clapped, you
know when a player gets injured and they get up,

(06:18):
like they clapped, right, I don't know if that happened.
He's okay, hooray, I get out of here. Right. He
apparently was visually bothered by all of it. Of course,
blood was coming out of his nose. That's not normal. Ah,
maybe it's maybe it is not common for a fifty

(06:40):
six year old to bleed from their nose, short of
they've done something to traumatize the nasal cavity to cause
the rupture, right, picking too long, got punched in the nose.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Vomiting is trauma to that nasal area.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
That's a lot of force to cause it to rupture
a blood vessel of sort, to cause you to start blood,
you know, bleeding from your nose. Like he had to
been pushing hard, just trying to get it all out.
If he had like some sort of deep deviated septimosh

(07:17):
some other thing happening, it might it might not take
a lot for blood to start pouring out of his nose. True,
I've never never had to deal with that sort of thing,
so I don't know. Typically when I when I vomit,
I just let it all flow naturally. I don't try

(07:37):
to to push it out, you know, forcefully. I just
let it, just let it happen. And maybe that's why
I've never gotten a bloody nose while trying to bar
I mean, I will try to keep the I will
do my best to try to keep it at bay,
but once it starts climbing the vomit, I'm not getting

(07:58):
in its way. It gets to a certain point, like
for example, I'll be I'll be in the garage and
this has happened, you know, hungover, sick, whatever, especially when
sinus drainage really starts to you know, get down in
there or whatever. And so I'll be out in the
garage smoking and I can feel it. I'm like, oh,

(08:19):
there it is, Okay, it's hold.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Hold, hold, I can't hold anymore.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
And then I'll get up and I'll go. I'll try
to make it to the bathroom. That's my key when
it comes to vomitos is is I try to make
it to the bathroom, no matter where I'm at. I
feel puking in a in a toilet is better than
puking anywhere else. If I have to go to the sand,
the trash can whatever, I will, but I really try

(08:49):
my hardest to make it to the crapper so that way,
when I'm done, I can just flush it all down,
wipe the bowl down, whatever, clean up my mess and
it all gets flushed into there. I will.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I will try to get outside.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Okay, that's that's a good one too, because then there's
no cleanup or whatever. Now I have it was alcohol induced,
but I have thrown out my back needing medical attention.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Vomiting, and I was vomiting. It was coming out both ends.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Let's just say that, Okay, I was vomiting, and then
also yeah, yeah, so you've got a lot of muscles
working at one tang. That explains why you threw your
back out. Yeah, everything was like relaxing and tensing and
like so much happening. And I remember laying on the
floor in college after this happened, like thinking this was

(09:49):
how it was going to end, right, You sure it
was alcohol induced and you didn't get like salmonilla or
something like that, eat some undercooked chicken, no.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Because it was just that.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
And then I was just hung over the next day. Yeah. Yeah,
And I've never had salamonilla, but I don't think you
feel hung over the next day, right, right, right. I've
never had salmonilla either, but I know somebody who has,
and that's their experience. It coming out of both ends
at the same time. I've never been so sick to
where that's happened to me, just off of either alcohol

(10:23):
or flu or whatever. But again that's just my experience. Yeah,
hardly vomiting sucks. And then to do it on public
captured for the see that story of me vomiting and
throw my back.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
There are no images. No, there was one other person there.
They weren't even in the room.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Just making sure I didn't die, right, And.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I'm sure this was on TV. Oh yeah, And I'm
sure the cameraman goes, Tracy Morgan's over there, parking on
the sideline. Not only that, they're like, hey, we're gonna
have we're delayed.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Here at Madison Square Garden for the next game. Tracy
Morgan's vomiting all over the floor the next land hate.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh man, He's already famous, and now he's famous for
parking on the floor of the Gordon Dude, Famous for
being a comedian right, of course, famous for stating out live,
of course, famous for the accident right that he was
in that almost died. I'm near killed him, got hit
ball Walmart truck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now this is on you, Like, hey, listen, Tracy,

(11:25):
Now that that Walmart takes behind us, it's not like
you can get embarrassed, right, Just lay low from here
on out, Tracy, Come on, you got nothing else going on?
Just chill. He's like I was.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
I was there, just trying to enjoy the Nicks gaming,
and all of a sudden, all that beer popcorn came
right on up.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
How we're gonna do the whole thing without doing a
Tracy Morgan impression? But wait, I'm just.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Trying to press the ladies.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Tracy Morgan.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
For that.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Shoot the ball.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, what do you think is networth is? He's fifty
six years old, by the way, so he's not that
is not old. No, it's not old. But he's got
some stuff underneath his belt. So far as the comedy
and Saturday Night Live, he was on thirty Rock I
believe as well. Right, and then of course, you know
you got to look at that Walmart settlement money. I

(12:26):
was about to google and see how much he got
from that, if that's available whatever. I'm sure he got
a settlement from the Walmart truck. I'm gonna say, Tracy
Morgan is sixty seven million. That's his that's his net worth.
This says Tracy Morgan settled with Walmart for ninety million dollars. Okay,

(12:50):
let me change twenty fourteen and let me change my answer. Then, uh,
he's looking at at least one point fifty.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
This says Tracy Morgan's net worth is seventy million dollars.
Seventy million, he got ninety mili from Walmart.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Hey, you know how means he spends a lot of money.
I mean, it's been a decade at hospital bills too. Okay,
I mean that was probably part of it too. But
I could spend a million, I could spend ten million
a decade, twenty million a decade, yeah, yeah, two million
dollars a year for sure, living some kind of extravagant lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I almost got destroyed by a Walmart truck.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I'm gonna do fun things, absolutely, No, I'm I'm gonna
have a car driver, someone's making my food, someone's giving
me a bath. I'm just saying, right, right, which all
that is right here in this picture.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
You brush death.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Like and you get ninety million, and you're forty five,
forty forty five whenever it happens. Yeah, you're going, yeah,
you're right. I'm never standing in the line again. Yeah,
you're right, you're I'm gonna pay someone ninety million dollars
at my age. H Absolutely, I'm gonna pay someone to

(14:10):
then find someone to pay. Right. I'm not even gonna
talk to people that I'm not doing a thing that's
fun like, And I've really recently realized like how fast
money goes, right, it goes quick. You don't watch it yet,
If you don't watch it, it goes quick and that's

(14:30):
just me on my salary, right, So I can imagine
at ninety ninety million dollars, you think you've got few
money or I could do whatever I want money. But
the thing about that is is that starts to go
real quick. Next you're buying, you're hiring somebody to drive
you around to cookie your food, all this extravagant stuff

(14:53):
you're eating at fancy places. You're not buying. Always save
ingredients for your food. You see what I'm.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Saying, because you're not doing buying it exactly. You got
yourself a nice escalade or something. Da da da da
da da da.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
You know, you went and got yourself a nice house
because you didn't like the one you were in. And
the next thing, you know, your ninety MILI is now
down to forty five mil. But you don't give a
damn because.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Why you got forty forty five million dollars mother left,
So it just keeps on going. The next thing, you know,
we talk about that all the time when people in
the lottery or whatever, you know, they get these big,
big sums of money and it just blows me away
on how fast it could go. And I say that
because you know, ninety million dollars, as that is a
lot of money. I could blow that easy in ten

(15:39):
years easy. I don't maybe, mel.

Speaker 7 (15:47):
I.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
I don't know if it depends on your attitude with it.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I think that if you were willy nilly, like you're
flying people to wherever on a private yeah, taking all
your friends out the vacations, you know, more than just
buying them a shot or two at the bar, right
you buying drinks every Friday at the pump. I don't
think you're gonna go through it that, you know, being
carefree with the touch tunes, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I don't think so. Buying a motorcycle a month.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
I don't think so, right, right, But I do know
me and I would probably be the guys like, Hey,
Shenanigan's crew, let's get together, We're going to Australia to
go visit our friend Jade because we haven't seen her
in a year. You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
It's like, come on, well, I can't afford that.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
I don't give a damn. I'm paying for all of it.
Come on, first class, come on, private jet. Come on,
I got ninety million dollars, I have eighty million dollars, right,
you've got ten million dollars. How far down do you
get before you're like, I should probably dinand me or
you either one. Let's go with you. Well, we'll both go.

(16:53):
But you got ninety million dollars, right, you got you
got Tracy Morgan settlement. How much do you get down
before you're like, who, I should probably dial back to
spending a little bit. If I get ninety million, I'm
immediately cutting it in half and taking half and putting
it somewhere to work for me so I never have
to worry about losing it all.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
So I'm gonna treat now. I don't have ninety million now.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
I think I only have forty five million because the
plan is that other forty five million works for me
to then provide when I blow through this. You see
what I'm saying. I'm gonna take that chunk of money
and make it work for me. I don't necessarily make
it work for me. I put it somewhere and hide
it and get stoned and forget about it. Yeah, so

(17:36):
I still have it, but I don't have Yeah. What
I mean is what I mean, though, is I put
it to the side and let it generate money. Right,
So the forty five million that I've kept to the
side will become my let's act like an idiot money.
But I live day to day off the money I've
put aside to generate money for me. Okay, So when
I'm like, hey, let's go see Jade in Australia because

(17:57):
we haven't seen in a while, it comes out of
that forty five the ones that I'm working for. Yeah,
but no, it comes from the forty five I put
you to the saving guys.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
The work for me. Money is my money.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I decide to buy go care free with touch tunes,
Are I buy gummy bears or you know, fly to
go to a jiu jitsu class or you just see
what I'm saying right right right, Because I think when
you can get in that mindset, then you don't lose
your money out. That's a good way to do it.
Let's forget about that mindset though. And you just got
ninety million dollars and you are you're just you're just

(18:28):
doing whatever with it. You're not investing, you are just
doing whatever you want with it. How far down do
you get before you say I need to dial it
back a little bit. For me, probably about twenty twenty mil.
Because twenty million dollars is still quite a bit of cash. Yeah,
what I'm saying. Granted it's not the ninety that you had.
It isn't compared to ninety exactly, but it's still it's

(18:50):
still quite a bit of cash. So I think for me,
I'm getting down to like twenty twenty five, and I'm like, okay,
let's slow down a little bit before it's all gone one.
I don't know if I can turn my money mentality off,
so it would have to be like half. Okay, at half,
I'm like, whoa, whoa, pump the brakes. We can't. We

(19:12):
can't have three air fyers. Right. Still, even then you
get down a half, you get down to forty five
million dollars, right, and you're like, all right, let's pump
the brakes. And then maybe then even with myself at
the twenty mil, all right, well, allowing us take half
of this, I'll take my tea in invest it somewhere
because you're still making money and you don't really have

(19:33):
to work as much or as hord if you've got
ten million dollars off to the site, investing growing making
money for you, I think anyway, But you know, I
know you'd hope, but if you're down to ten, you've
blown eighty million dollars. You don't live a lifestyle that's
conducive to living off the interest or dividends that would
come off of ten million dollars. True, because you're still

(19:54):
in that mindset of if you have got millions. Yeah,
and that Like you see people that win money or
they come into a big inherited inheritance and they're like,
let's go see Jade in Australia, which is like the
worst thing you could do because that trip's expensive. And
when you're spending someone else's money or you know, they're
picking up the dime.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Right, you're not going without a meal.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
You ain't finishing, you're not ordering. You know, well, whiskey.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Guys, I know that we've had wigoo beef all week long,
but y'all's eating sardine and you can't go, Hey, I
know I brought you here. I ain't paying right anymore.
I'm not paying for your meals unless that's set up front.
This Texas Tracy Morgan got ninety million, but his lawyer's
got at least half at least half of that, right,

(20:40):
so maybe yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yow, that's crazy. Okay, forty five.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Still still, I'm not gonna lie. There's times that I'm like,
I canna get hit ball Walmart ruck.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Not everybody gets paid, right, not everybody makes it through either, right,
some kind of commercial vehicle, don't mind.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
It doesn't have to be Walmart. I'll settle for an
Aldies truck. Yeah. And at this that's right, that's trader
just and at this point, uh, you've said it on
the air, so it ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Then they're gonna bring that. They're gonna that's gonna surface.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Right. I don't know if you could say, like, okay, yeah,
I'd be like, he said it on the air and
then it happened.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
I think he did it on purpose. You know, I
got t boned by Sam's truck or an Aldy truck.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
I think you can do that on purpose. I think
you can make the argument you did because you you you.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Set it into existence. You've said on the air.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I kind of wish sometimes X would happen if you
said on the air. I kind of wish sometimes I
could kill my ex wife and then she died by murder.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Guess who suspect number one? Listen, do you believe everything
you hear on the radio? This is a show.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Man, this is a show. It's all for entertainment purposes
only there's no fact here at all.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
So you said on the air that you ride a motorcycle?
Is that true?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Well? Yeah? But is it for entertainment? Yeah? So you
don't you don't mean? And what about those friendships you've
made with people all through radio? Those real? Right?

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I want my mommy? And how did she die?

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I did? All right, we got to take it to
Kevin Hart. We're gonna give away. We've got listener emails.
We've got to tell the truth. We'll take a break
and we'll be back.

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ninety seventy five, Kmod Gunman are Ray rested for karaoke rage.
There's this dude, he's thirty four a A. Run Jablonski
is his name, and he's at the Overtime Sports bar
like two point thirty in the morning on a Saturday,
right and he wants to sing. Well, the karaoke machine

(23:52):
isn't working at that point in time, so he gets
pissed and he goes outside and he's he's ranting and
a raven gird rebel rabble rabble, and there's another dude,
twenty six year old dudes like, hey, man, calm down,
it's okay, man, and don't need to get all excited
about it. And that is when Aron says to the man,

(24:12):
I don't e fing care and pulls out his glock
nine millimeter and points it out the dude. The dude's like, ooh,
wait a minute. Anyhow, the police ended up getting called
out and when they get there, a Aron's still there,
still has his glock in hand, right, which is illegal
because Aaron here has already been busted for assault on

(24:34):
a police officer. Right, So they're not too happy with
this guy as it is already. So they went ahead,
took him in, confiscated his weapon, and now he's looking
at a couple of felon. He's aggravated assault and felling
in possession of a firearm all over KaraOK dude. I

(24:54):
mean of the fights I've been in almost in I
will say at least half of been at karaoke knights. Really, yep.
People either get too drunk or they're too passionate. I
about singing, been to a lot of karaoke knights at
a lot of different places, and never once have I
seen a fight break out at a karaoke play. What

(25:17):
about a come at me bro? Not even that nobody and.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Their wife beater taking like come at me bro?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
No, No, And maybe they haven't. I just haven't paid
attention because I'm off in the corner with the people
that are happy trying to sing, you know, and I
really don't care what's going on on the other side
of the of the establishment. There women accused of holding
baby during robberies. So this woman who is accused of
holding a baby during three separate robberies in Memphis, TV

(25:46):
station reports our Nisha Taylor is accused of holding the
child in her arms when she pulled a gun on
employees at a Kroger, a dollar store, and a Super Lows.
That's no we, that's just l She's facing charges of
aggravated assault, child engagement, and theft of property. She has
been released on her own recognizance. Do you know how

(26:08):
hard it is for a robber to get a babysitter nowadays? Right? Times?
All it's not easy. So sometimes you got to take
your children to work with you. You got a baby
during a robbery, right, So this is like a grocery
store too, is super low? So okay, think of like
a Piggly wiggly or something like that. Okay warehouse, Okay,

(26:28):
okay market, So a little bit of everything there. I'm
c I would be curious to the mindset like why
would you take you? Were you going not going to?
Like was this a spur moment like I need to
go rob right now? Was it like, hey, we've got
a robbery at four and then your babysitter canceled. That
is possible. Was it like you were gonna drop drop

(26:50):
them off? Like how? I want to know the chain
of events that went to, well, I'll just take my
baby with her whatever. I bet you it was already
pre planned. And she's like, I can't get anybody to
watch the kid. I guess I'll go ahead and just
take it with At least she didn't leave it in
the car. That is a true statement. It could have
been way worse.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
It would have been.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Would it have been a worse headline if she left
the baby in the car while she committed the robberies. Well,
at this time of the year, probably non lines. I
mean it's not really cold, it's not really hot. If
it was a summertime, you know, middle of the day,
one hundred and twelve degrees outside. Yeah, And the three
is what's interesting to me that she did them in

(27:29):
a row. And she did a grocery stores essentially, I
mean a Kroger, a dollar store that I find to
be bizarre, and not a lot of cash in these places.
Maybe dollar store, I don't know, but I would think
cash robberies you have to find places that deal with
a lot of cash right, And I get it. Like,

(27:49):
you're at a grocery store and they have, you know,
fifteen checkout lanes, and if they all have a minimum
seventy five dollars in them, you know you're gonna get
a good chunk of change. But you gotta go to
every one and open them all up, and then go
to the office and be like, I know there's a
safe in there, you open it up, Robin. A grocery
store doesn't make any damn sense at all. Whatsoever did

(28:10):
it say how old a baby was? I mean, I
hear baby, it's got to be like two years old?
Are under I was thinking at least one on Okay,
I'll go with that. You know that seems to be
a baby anything else as a toddler. But no, I've
seen the forty some odd old men act like babies.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Man and fifty year old.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Man wearing an I Never argue shirt busted for violent
arguments when this happens. So there's this dude. He's forty four.
His name's Daniel Morillo, and he and his twenty four
year old lady friend were on their way to Tampa
when the car broke down. Oh no, that sucks. So
they ended up staying in a hotel room for a

(28:55):
couple of days, and then money started to run out
and they ended up having to sleep in their car
while still trying to fix the car or get it
towed or something. Well, Danny boy here got all pissed
off because you know, Triple A wouldn't tow his car
for him, So him and his old lady naturally or
his lady friend. He told the police that they were

(29:17):
romantically involved, but she said that they were not. So
we're not sure exactly how this relationship is. Regardless, as
you are in tight quarters and under a lot of stress,
they getting into a bit of an argument, and it
doesn't say what the argument was over. But he ends up,

(29:39):
you know, pounding her in the head a few times, right,
and so shup. Naturally, she calls the cops, and the
cops come out, and he tells them that he only
did it in retaliation because she punched him in the
face and then threw a cup of yurine at him
that they had in the car.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
There's two questions there, uh huh, So they because it
doesn't say who's urine exactly, and.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
I get I mean, I mean go outside. I don't
whatever anyway, whatever your reason to pissing a cup is
your thing, and keep it in the car regardless. Uh,
they go and through the investigation with her, they find
some bumps on her head that are fresh and swollen

(30:26):
and recent, is what they say. So they went ahead
and took him in for misdemeanor and bantering.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, you know, the shirt's a joke because I do
right all the time.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Right, new me. It's a new me shirts. It's like
the string around your wrists. Woman avoids jail time for
planning to sell human toes regurgitated by dogs. Joanna List
Little Piggy Kinman, a forty eight year old woman in Australia,

(30:57):
was working at an animal shelter when some of their
dogs they're regurgitated human toes. The dogs had apparently fed
on the body of a man who died of natural
causes before they were brought to the shelter. Instead of
reporting the remains, she decided the thing to do was
to take the body parts and sell them. Authorities eventually

(31:20):
learned about the incident and charged her. She was sitting
this week to eighteen months of community service and one
hundred sorry eighteen months of community corrections whatever that is,
and one hundred and fifty hours of community service. She'll
serve no jail time as long as she does everything
she's supposed to. I think the community corrections house arrest.

(31:44):
I think so house arresting. And because this comes out
of Australia, right, yeah, so they probably say things a
little differently and that makes sense. Put you under house
arrest and you guess to do your community service as
opposed to jail time. It's supervisorally. It isn't yeah you're close,
it's supervisor releases what this says. So, I wouldn't even

(32:05):
know where to be, and I think I know a
lot of different things, right, I got a guy for everything.
I wouldn't even know where to begin on my where
to sell toes? Yeah yeah, even even of the like
even of the like I've got guy, like I got
a guy, and of the I gotta guys.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I don't even know if I got a guy who's
got a guy.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, I don't have a toe guy. I got a
guy that will tell you t O W.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, but I don't have a guy that's like, hey,
I know where you.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Can get you can unload these human body parts. I
got a hazardous waist guy. I got a poop guy. Yeah,
I got uh.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
I got I got a nefarious guy.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Maybe that person would know. You make a deal with
that person, then you owe him and I'm just not
in that business. That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Hey man, do you know anybody that wants to buy toes?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Can you carry this to Mexico for me?

Speaker 7 (33:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Oh, you're going to Oh I was gonna help you.
He want you. It's not even I'm helping you. It's
I was gonna help you. And now I'm not going
to sell your toes. But you still have to take
this to Mexico. Yeah. Uh, I thought we were friends. No,

(33:28):
this is business, man, We are friends, but this is business.
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Lindsay is out. But I've got your balls to the wall.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Sports. That is my bracket I'm working on at the
NCAA tournament tips off tonight and Dayton, pair of first
four matchups. We'll get things going. Alabama State and Saint Francis,

(34:31):
PA will meet in battle of sixteen seeds. North Carolina
will clash with fellow eleven seeds San Diego State in
the night cap. North Carolina gets to get in because
they're ad is on the board the selection committee. The
winners will advance to the first round of the Men's
Basketball Championship, which begins on Thursday. This is insane. West

(34:56):
Virginia Governor Patrick Morrissey is threatening legal action against the NCAA.
In a Monday news conference, he criticized what he called
West Virginia's snub from the March Madness Tournament. Morrisy said
he asked his attorney general to investigate whether any backroom deals, corruption, bribes,

(35:17):
or nefarious activity occurred during the selection process. The Mountaineers
didn't make the bracket that was announced on Sunday, a
decision that has been met with outrage from fans. Doing
well in the Big ten, I'm sorry, in the Big
twelve has not voted well for teams to get into
the tournament.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
It's one of the reasons, oh.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
You said bye, right. We want to do better it
just you don't get credibility by winning ten in the
Big Twelve. You actually get credibility for the poor record,
oh you had in the SEC they had fourteen teams
make it in. But you're going to spend state legal
time for your team to get What are you doing?

(36:02):
How does that help your state? I don't understand. Seventy
six Ers are pulling the plug on nine time All
Star for the rest of the season. ESPN reported on
Monday that Paul George has been shut down with knee
and left aductor injuries are ductor injuries. The star forward
received injections for the ailments as doctors considered options for George.

(36:24):
The thirty four year old averaged just over sixteen points
and five rebounds in forty one games this season after
signing a max deal with Philly last summer. And so
the seventy six ers continue to look like this team. Huh?
And that's your balls to the Wall sports. I'm Corbin
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Speaker 2 (37:31):
All right, this is the inaugural, so that's where that
school is.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Game all right. Then with the NCAA tournament, a lot
of teams show up and you don't know where they're at. Okay,
so I'm gonna say the name of the university. You
have to guess where it is. Jesus. Now, obviously this
isn't gonna be like Missouri, right, These are gonna be
ones like American University. I'll let you tell me the mascot,
or you can tell me where it's located. So we're

(37:58):
starting with American an American university. Well, it's an America. Duh,
looking for a state city or mascot. I feel the
mascot for American universities should be the Eagles. So I'm
gonna go with the Eagles, and I am going to

(38:19):
say that American University is located in Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
American University is in DC.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
An Eagle is the mascots A claude Z Eagle, claude
Z Eagle. All right, Saint Francis University, Okay, I feel
you just mentioned them. Ah, okay, paying attention. Yes, I'm
going to say that's in Alabama because you had said
Alabama state Saint Francis, right, So Alabama Saint Francis University's

(38:59):
mass Now you said I only got to give one
or the other, So I'm going extra credit here on
this one. I'm going to say that their mascot is
a it's Alabama, So I said, go ahead, Okay, I'm
going to go with the Kangaroos. I know that's not right.

(39:21):
I said Alabama against Saint Francis PA. St. Francis is
in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and they are the Friars, or their
mascot known as Frankie the Friar like Friar Tuck Fryar,
right exactly. Okay.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Mount Saint Mary's. Mount Saint Mary's.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Close to the university competing in the NCAA Tournament. Mount
Saint Mary's. Mount Saint Mary's is in Wisconsin and their
mascot is the Knights. Mount Saint Mary's who's taking on
American They are in Maryland and their logo are their

(40:05):
mascot I should say, is the Mountaineers. Okay, Xavier, Xavier
heard that name before. He's taken on Texas. Okay, that
helps out a little bit. Xavier Louisiana and their mascot
is the is the Buffalo. Xavier's in Cincinnati they are

(40:30):
the Musketeers.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Creighton.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Creighton is in New Jersey and their mascot is the
Red Pirates. Creighton is in Omaha, they are the Blue Jays.
High Point University. High Point University is in New Hampshire,

(40:56):
with their mascot being a Jackalope. High Point is in
high Point, North Carolina. The Panthers SIU Edwardsville SIU huh,
I don't even know what that stands for. So we're

(41:17):
going to say si University is in southern Indiana and
their mascot is the Cowboys. Southern Illinois University in Edwardsville, Illinois,
outside Saint Louis they are the Cougars popular team.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Now Clemson, Oh Tigers, right.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yes, you know the state? No South Carolina. There you go,
McNeice or Mcneesee State. McNeese State is in McNeice, that
is in Let's go with New Mexico and their mascot

(42:10):
is the Armadillos. They are located in Louisiana and they're
the cowboys are cowgirls depending we're doing our first the inaugural,
the first inaugural. Oh, so that's where that school is
an hon earth the NCAA tournament. Everybody should know this
one BYU Bingham Young right University. And I feel like

(42:33):
they're in the northwest or northeast, somewhere northeast, we'll say
New York. And I couldn't tell you their mascot. I
forget what they are. They should be the soakers they
are not. That is Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah.
Are they cork soakers? Well, they can't have sex, so

(42:57):
there's a thing called soaking that happens. Uh vcu vcu huh.
Victory Christian University they're overrun. Lewis right. They're from Tulu
and their mascot uh vcu vcu vcu Vermont Christian University,

(43:22):
Vermont Central University. I want to say Vermont, and I
want to say that they are the the syrup gatherers.
Virginia Commonwealth University and Richmond, Virginia. They are the Rams Gonzaga.
Oh yeah, I've heard of that before. I have no

(43:46):
idea where they're at Long Island, and uh where they're
there are. Their mascot is the Beans. They're in Washington,
they're the Zags or the Bulldogs. Okayd Waft University, Wawford University.
Hale's from Oregon, Oregon, and their mascot is the Pups.

(44:12):
Not bad, they're the Terriers. Oh but they are in Spartanburg,
South Carolina. Ah, I get credit for the dog, right sure.
Yale Yale, that's uh, we're on it right here seventy
first in Yale, tweint Sheridan and the Harvard right exactly.

(44:33):
I don't know exactly where Yale is. Uh, that's ivy
league is I mean, because you hear the Harvard Yales,
Princeton's so on and so forth and such as this
was a Yale that they went to in how High
I think so. I think so. It was one of
those Harvard or Yale that's in Pennsylvania and their mascot

(44:58):
is the Butlers.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
They are the Bulldogs.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
And Yelle is in Connecticut in the inaugural, So that's
where that team plays in honor of the tournament.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Drake Drake.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Drake is in Georgia and their mascot is the I
won't say that.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Their mascot is going to be the.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Masked Men des Moines and they are the Bulldogs, Great Bulldogs.
Saint John's University, Saint John's Well, that's in Saint John, Minnesota,
and their mascot is the Dragons. They are in New
York City and they are the Red Storm. Baylor. Baylor,

(45:53):
huh Okay, Baylor sounds like it's it's in Ohio and
their mascots going to be the Frogs. They are in Waco, Okay, Texas,
and they're the Bears. Robert Morris, Oh, yeah, yeah, Robert

(46:13):
Morris University. Robert Morris University is located in Kentucky and
they're mascots are the Red Riders. They are in Pittsburgh
and they're the Colonials. Okay, I don't know if people
wear well, I don't know. Lipscombe l I P. S
c O M B. Lipscombe, Lipscumb, Lipscomb, Lipscomb Jeriscomb is Lipscomb.

(46:38):
Lipscomb is in Indiana and they're they are the fighting Mustaches. Uh.
They are in Nashville and they are the Bisons. Okay,
the favorite to win it all. Duke, Duke, Duke. That's uh,

(46:59):
North Carolina and uh uh they are the fighting midgets,
so close to getting one right. Durham, North Carolina and
they're the Blue Devils. Yes. Saint Mary's. Saint Mary's is
in is in New Mexico, and their mascot is they're

(47:28):
the Pugs, the fighting Pugs. We're doing our inaugural. That's
where that school's from for the NCAA tournament. Saint Mary's
we did. St.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Mary's is in San Antonio and they are the Rattlers.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Ah yeah. Vanderbilt, Vanderbilt, Vanderbilt Tennessee and they are the they
are the let's just go with the fighting Calico Cats.
They are the in Nashville, Tennessee. They are the Commodores.

(48:02):
Grand Canyon University gu I bet you that's in Arizona.
It probably isn't, but it makes sense. And they are
the fighting Gash. They are in Phoenix, Arizona. They are
the Antelopes. I don't even think the Grand Canyon goes

(48:24):
to Phoenix. I don't know. I mean I went there,
but no it doesn't because you go through Phoenix to
get to the Grand Canyon. Norfolk State, Norfolk West, Virginia,
and they are the Mountaineers. I thought people were gonna

(48:44):
stay Nebraska, but it is Virginia. They are the Spartans.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Oh close, Troy Troy University.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Troy is in Michigan, and the Troy University is home
to the Keys. This says they are in Alabama. Troy, Alabama,
and they are the Trojans. Okay, but there's many Troy
so there is. I can't imagine the only Troy Marquette,

(49:13):
Oh yeah, that's in that's in New Hampshire. And uh,
the Marquette's mascot is the the Uh, We're gonna go
with Panthers.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
They are in Milliawaukee and they're the Golden Eagles. Bryant.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Bryant University located in southern southern Washington State, and they
are the the Pirates. Uh, Bryant is in Rhode Island,

(49:57):
and they are the Bulldogs one here on the inaugural
so that's where they're from. In honor of the NCAA
tournament and all the schools that are on there. And
of all these that I've mentioned, only ones probably got
a real chance to win it, being Duke of course,
all these other ones. I think this is probably the

(50:17):
most times you're gonna hear me say them. And then
the last one I have is Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty.
Liberty is in New York State, and they are the
fighting flying Fish. So of they're in Virginia, by the way,

(50:43):
they're in Lunchburg, Virginia. And of all the teams that
we've named, and Ghimbee's given some of these outlandish, not
serious names, uh, this would be one that he could
have said that is outlandish, but I think would have fit.
And they are the Flames are they are the Lynchburg
the Liberty Flames, the Liberty Flames, just a bunch of flamers.

(51:06):
So when you're watching basketball this weekend and you see
Saint John's take on Omaha, you know that Saint John's
is in New York. And when you see Florida Whoopton
Norfolk State, you know that they're in Virginia. Or when
Iowa State takes on Lipscombe, which they have a real
chance to beat Iowa State because Iowa State's best players out,

(51:27):
you'll know where they're from. And when you see the
games that are tonight at like American University and Saint Francis,
you now know you.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Be like, hey, big Man Morning Show said.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
I feel a little more educated now, good good, I'm
sure it all stuck with you too. Absolutely take a
break and moving back.

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What is your name? David?

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David?

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Yep, David?

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Who would you like to give clues? Gimpy or Corbyn?

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David? Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timers starts after
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This is a nineties trio of females singing an R
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Correct. Correct. This is Travis Kelsey's girlfriend, and this is
a song she sings about not letting things bother you.
You would say this to a kid if they get
injured and you want them to keep playing.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Taylor Swift, let's break it down. The opposite of on off,
good job.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
And there is a product you put on chicken that's
tasty called blank and bake, Shake it off? Correct. This
is the people who sing the pinball wizard song. And

(54:25):
this song is when you're talking about the people that
are in your age growing up. Time two is what
we got, David. Now, don't be discouraged too can win
this quite easily, so hang on the line. Okay, all right,

(54:46):
good morning, you're on the air. What is your name? Colton? Colton?

Speaker 2 (54:51):
You and Gimpy have to beat two? Are you ready?

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Yes, there we go. This is the most popular song
from the movie Grease, not Grease Lightning, but the other one.
This is a type of season spring, winter, fall, and
then blank summer. There you go. Say it again, No,

(55:18):
that's kind of in the song. But what's the opposite
of day? Summer?

Speaker 7 (55:23):
Night?

Speaker 1 (55:23):
There you go? This is Jonathan Davis's band, named after
a vegetable. And what's the opposite of death? Okay, if
you say you have life, you could easily say I
blank blank life. Oh, what's the acronym for Game of Thrones? Got?

(56:00):
What's that spell? Got? There? Got? Okay, Now there's a
word in the middle that we can't figure out because
you're a little slow at this. It's got the life
for it, got the.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Life time time time. Didn't get it by man.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
But that's okay.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
I appreciate you playing.

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Hey, thank you guys, sold your David.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Congratulations, Man, you got those tickets. You're gonna go see
Kevin Hart down in Oklahoma City on April.

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Tenth, right on, man, heck yeah, all.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
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Speaker 1 (56:37):
Cool, appreciate it. It sounded like you gave up right
at the very end. Oh yeah, I knew he wasn't
going to get it. I knew he wasn't gonna get out,
and no time was running out, so it's like, all right,
let's go ahead and give it to him. I thought
it was creative with the acronym part for Game of Thrones.
How do you get somebody to say the yeah, that's
that's one of the things that we a problem we

(56:57):
have on this game.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Yeah you can't, you can't.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
That's not an't be a gimme, right, But if they
don't know the song right exactly, then that is kind
of the challenge. I say, uh, this is the word
before end when you see the conclusion of a movie.
Fine in all right. Nonetheless, the record oh the one

(57:20):
that I ended on, Oh yeah, this is uh uh yeah.
You have these like millennials, boomers friends, blank x blank Z.
You know, trying to get them to say, my generation,
you know what's the opposite of yours? If you own something,
you would say that's blank stapler, Like when people take

(57:43):
blank stapler makes get back. Yeah, so the record now
my generation moves in to lead with four three.

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Take a break and we'll be back.

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Speaker 1 (58:25):
Four is here that Trump Trump revokes Secret Service protection
for Hunter and Ashley Biden. He called the number of
people assigned to their detail ridiculous and says that their
protection should be revoked immediately. Under federal law, ex presidents
and their spouses receive lifelong Secret Service protection. However, their

(58:47):
children are only granted that protection if they are under
the age of sixteen. I didn't know that. I thought
it was for everybody until they've done But now, okay,
not uncommon. Else we got here Mangione, not Chuck, but
Luigi his federal hearing is pushed to April. The suspected

(59:08):
Healthcare CEO Killa will not appear in a New York
federal court as scheduled this week as his lawyers make
a new arrangement in his defense. In his Pennsylvania case.
Luigi Manon's Manhattan federal hearing was moved to April eighteenth.
Has not been or indicted on federal charges by a

(59:28):
grand jury for the mayor deare of United Healthcare CEO
Brian Thompson outside Midtown Manhattan Hilton on December fourth. Mangione's
lawyer in Pennsylvania now says police illegally gone his DNA
when they gave him food and a solda after his arrest.
They also say police lacked probable cause and did not

(59:49):
read him his rights before questioning him. What that seems
like a lot going on there.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I feel like, Miranda rights are something that we've pretty
much nailed down.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
You gotta do right away, standardized. But if they didn't
do it, oh what else we got here? The White
House is responding to a call for the US to
return the Statue of Liberty to France. Press Secretary Caroline
Levitt took shots at Raphael Lukshmann, a member of France's parliament.

(01:00:21):
During a briefing for the suggestion, she said absolutely not,
called him a low level politician, and said France should
be very grateful to the United States. We want all
statuo vach. I mean, why even acknowledge the ridiculous statement
that person made? Right? Come get it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
How about that right right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Pick it up, take it out of the bay. Whatever. Lastly,
here Mother Road Market nominated for USA Today's twenty twenty
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in its quest to be named said category. The food
hall's previously won the top spot in both twenty three
and twenty four, and now they're for the top spot again.

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Voting opened yesterday and has continued until April fourteen. The
NCUBA is agreeing to move on from its rule that
prohibited athletes from negotiating the terms of name, image and

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likeness deals until after enrolling in school. The rule change
is part of a legal settlement announced Monday doing the
nc DOUBLEA and a group of state attorneys attorney generals.
They had sued the organization in twenty twenty four saying
the rule violated federal antitrust laws. The role was put
in place to attempt to keep schools in NIL Collective
from using NIL deals in recruiting new whoopsies. South Alabama

(01:01:53):
will no longer be participating in the NIT Tournament. Jaguars
head coach Richie said he was informed late Sunday night
that his team had been invited to the NIT due
to UC Riverside declining its invitation. Shortly after Riley informed
of their participation, UC Riverside was able to get out

(01:02:14):
of its commitment to play in the CBI and accepted
the nit's bid. The NIT and the Sunbelt Conference called
South Alabama's invitation premature, and statements released Monday. Those Don't
Know n IT and the CIB are alternate tournaments for
the teams that don't make it in the March Madness Tournament.

(01:02:36):
Duke has finished the regular season as the top team
in college basketball according to the latest Coaches Bowl. The
Blue Devils lead the nation and are followed by Houston, Florida, Auburn,
Saint John's, Tennessee, Michigan State, Alabama, Texas Tech, and Wisconsin
to round out the top ten. Gonzaga is number twenty
three after not being included in last week's rankings. Illinois

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was the only school to drop to the top twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
And then this last one here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
March madness, as we have been talking about, is honest,
and filling out brackets is part of it. But have
you ever wondered how this tradition began? There are two
main stories about the origin of march madness brackets. One
points to Jody's Club Forrest, a bar in Staten Island,
New York. In nineteen seventy seven, the owners started a
pool where patrons paid ten dollars to predict the final

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four teams and the national champion. That first year, eighty
eight people joined. Over the years, the pool's popularity a sword,
reaching a prize of one point six million in two
thousand and six. Due to legal reasons, the bar ended
their pool that same year. Another claim comes from Kentucky.
We're postal worker Bob Stenson, Good old Bob Stenson. Bob

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He started his own bracket pool in nineteen seventy eight.
He adopted the idea from local betting traditions and manually
drew the brackets. Stinson's version also gained traction and contributed
to the widespread popularity of bracket pools. Today, filling out
a bracket is a national pastime, with millions participating each year.
The odds of achieving a perfect bracket are astronomical one

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in nine point two quin trillion, but that doesn't deter
fans from trying their luck and enjoying the thrill of
the tournament. While the exact origin remains debated, the stories
highlight the grassroots beginnings of bracketology, now a national pastime
that happens in March. I was with some people yesterday
and they're like, uh, oh, I have to do my

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research before I fill out the bracket. Do you right?
Do you? You really don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
No, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
There's so many upsets you know that go on with it?
You just go for the best, shoot for the best.
I guess here's what you do. All the number ones
should make it to the final four. Right, you like
to think that, but again, there happens. That's occasionally, occasionally,
not common, right. I saw a thing yesterday of the

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eight and nine seeds. Then the under the underdog wins
like seventy percent of the time. Oh yeah, of an
eight nine seg But they're pretty close, right, they're top ten? Yeah,
for sure? They're pretty close in ranking, so they're gonna
be very competitive. So I don't think it's a giant.

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You don't know, Nope, so many factors. What if the
star player gets injured? Right? All right, that's your balls
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Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
This email says, I need y'all to help to tell
me if I'm crazier or if this job is really
trying to do me dirty. So last week some genius
forgot to log tools going out and now half the shop.
I'm sure they're nice people, and now half the shop
inventory is off. Of course, instead of doing their job
and checking who actually messed up, management's just pointing fingers

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and guess whose name is getting tossed around mine? Mind you,
I wasn't even on shift when it happened. I don't
even work that station. But apparently that doesn't matter because
they're just trying to move forward and can't have losses
like this. Move forward, Try moving forward with the truth.
I told them, pull the logs, check the cameras, do

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anything besides just blame whoever's convenient.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
But that's not happening.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
The higher ups just listening to the loudest voices, and
I'm over here waiting to see if they ruined my
livelihood over nonsense. Do I raise hell lawyer up? Do
I just say screw it? Start looking for something better
before they throw me out. I'm about two seconds from
flipping a table. Oh god, I know what you're all

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expecting me to do. Freak out. Just take the goldfish
when you leave, right right right. My little guy did
the right thing by telling them, giving them good suggestions.
I think those are good suggestions. You know, if there's cameras,
go check them. But going back and looking at the
log if the person didn't log them out, what good

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is that gonna do. You're gonna go to the last
person that did log them out and be like, yeah,
do you know who did this? Did you do this?
They're gonna be like, nah, yeah, I don't think that
does any good. But if there's cameras right there pointed
at wherever they check these things out at, that should
be able to should, you would think. But if they
if they can say that the time windows too big,

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when are they supposed to check? I'm sure they're going
to want to sit down in front of the cameras
for a duration of time. You know, if it's your business,
you should. You should if you want to get down
to the bottom of it. That sucks. I've got to
sit here and watch two hours of people just walking
back and forth and back and forth and back and
forth and getting tools, scratching their butts, blah blah blah.

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That sucks. But that's your business and it's part of it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
I.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Think anyway, Again, managers don't like working at least not
on that stuff. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
I'm not sitting here implying managers don't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Work right, right, right, right? They do other things that
you wouldn't consider work right. They don't do your work right.
Do they work harder? I don't know, man, But isn't
it a manager's duty to I don't know, delegate it
to somebody else then you know, whether it's somebody there
in the company. Hey, I need you to sit down

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and watch this footage. See if we can't figure out
who done it, you know, or a third party. I mean,
that's assuming the cameras even work. True. True, Most people
don't realize it. Most cameras don't work because they're like,
i'll fix it. I'll get to it. I we'll get

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to it. Or you don't know it's not working until
when you go to use it and check it. Not.
Everybody's super diligent about, you know, maintaining those things and
constantly checking them to make sure that they're all working correctly. Right.
It's like a cheating who It's always a cheating horror.
It always is a cheating whore. And if somebody's got

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it out for you, true, maybe you didn't do this,
Maybe there are other things, Maybe there's is there a
history there we don't know. Maybe have you been on
a PIP before? Are they just tired of the shenanigans? Right?
And he said, he says, my name got tossed around

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as well. I'm sure everybody's name's getting tossed around. Everybody
that works in their department, everybody that you know has
to use those tools or whatever. I'm sure everybody is.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
But I don't think it sounds like this guy thinks
he's getting singleed down.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
You know, they think it's me. I've done it, and
ain't nobody else getting talked to it all whatsoever. I
highly doubt that that's what's going on. Somebody text and
said I'll give him fifty cents on the dollar for
the tools. I don't know what tools were talking about,
but I can't imagine they want to even take a
fifty cent loss per tool.

Speaker 7 (01:10:56):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Of course, of course, any kind of you know, loss
is not good for business, and it's it's the principle
of the matter. Uh three three oh seven. But you know,
this thing happens, This sort of thing happens at every
business in every industry. Things go up missing. You know,
whether you know whoever done it, did it on purpose

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or not. Stuff happens. Tools go missing. Oh, I forgot
to check it out. I forgot to bring it back.
The end of the day. We all get caught up
in our stuff, you know, it's like, oh, look at
that five o'clock time to go. Yeah, you know, and
maybe just packed everything up and didn't even think about
you know, I left that torque wrench, put it in
my toolbox instead of putting back or whatever the hell

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tool it was.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Somebody text in and said something and it just clicked
with me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Yeah, and they said, if I wasn't even there at
the time it happened, then yes, I would raise hell.
How do you know when it happened? Right? But didn't
he mention that he wasn't there at that point in
time in the email? But how do you know what
time had happened? How do you know the point in
time it happened. If you know the time, if they

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went between five and six and you weren't there, it
feels like they've got to narrow down. That should be
a pretty cut and dry thing. But if you know
the time it happened. And by the way employees talk, right,
there have been things that happened behind the scenes here
and we're like, what happened, and they're like, I don't know,
I don't know, and then someone's like, hey, I found out. Yeah,

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and so to me in my head, somebody knows. Yeah, well,
of course somebody knows, and they're not saying anything because
they don't want to get in trouble. Reasonable answer. This
sounds like a witch hunt and they're just looking for
a reason to fire. You start polishing your resume. Nuclear answer,
take a dump on the boss's desk, give everyone the
double bird on your way out the door, and sustain
yourself for the next couple of months on those tools.

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And we know you have.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Stage stashed in a storage unit.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
This one, I wouldn't quote lawyer up until they try
to charge me with theft. Otherwise, as long as it's
not affecting your job, then ignore it. However, if you
happen to have an abundance of tools, take my number
because I'm a buying well one. They can't charge you, right,
they can accuse you, right, of course, they don't have
any proof. This is where going back and looking at

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the cameras comes into play. But they can't charge you.
And the idea of lawyering up or threatening lawyering up
feels like a weird move. Yeah, you had read that,
and I'm like, well that's a little dramatic, don't you think?
You know? But we live in this environment now where

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people are performative acting m they're pseudo alphas. They just
think there. Everybody thinks they're so entitled. Right, you can't
do that to me. I saw it, and like in
the NIP people like kids who were riding on the car.
What are you talking about for kids? What are you

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gonna do? Have kids arrested for being kids? Right? Well, yeah, Cordyn,
that's where we're at. Now.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
You're gonna lawyer up. You think they don't have lawyers.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Right, And they probably have more lawyers and can hire
more lawyers than what you got. And everybody's missing one
giant thing, which we'll get to. Uh. They're too chicken
to fire you because they don't like you, so they're
using this situation to make you quit. I'm trying to
force them out. I mean, companies don't fire you because

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they're or don't fire because they're chicken. They fire you
because you have to build a case. Because people do
things like quote lawyer up right, right. I don't think
any company would do something to push you out right,
they'll just fire you management. He has no problem at

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all whatsoever saying hey, come sit down. You fired. At
least in all my experiences, I've never seen a manager
and be like, oh, I don't want to fire him.
You know, I'm afraid he might come find out where
I live and burn my house. Whatever the case is.
You know, no, that's their job. You know what you're

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not doing, well, you stole company stuff, whatever, we gotta
let you go. No company is a quote afraid to
fire anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
They're afraid to get sued.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Just I've been a part of situations in this company
when they're like, hey, we want to let so and
so go, or I when I was a manager, I'm like, hey,
we gotta ge rid of this person. They suck, right,
And they're like, well, we can't just fire them. I'm
like why can't we Like, well, we got to build
a case. I'm like okay. And that's for a lot
of people before me when that person, when I wanted
to fire that person.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
There was everybody was afraid of that part.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Right as far as I know. I mean, I get
what you're saying, but Oklahoma is an employment at will state,
which means we can fire you for any reason. We won't.
That doesn't mean you're because it's Tuesday. That doesn't abstain
you from a lawsuits. Right, But even then, that's what
you got lawyers for. That's why you have attorneys to
take care of that sort of thing. Somebody said, pull

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a Kanye, what start hating Jews? Uh? Maybe the boss's
kids screwed up and is trying to protect him.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Okay, yeah, again, we're back to agency.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
You have no idea if they are thrown around his name,
he probably has done some things in the past. Responsible
good employees don't just get their name thrown around like that. Maybe,
But if it comes from a certain you know, department,
and that person works in that department, and let's just
say there's three people that work in that department and
this person is one of those, of course your name's

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gonna get thrown around because why there's only three people
that work there, so it is one of you, three bastards.
I have seen employees in this building that are good
employee and somebody who's not a good employee throw their
name into the pot, right, and now that good employee
is now tarnished because that person was just trying to

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save face, right right, It's possibility.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
It's not what you did, it's what you can prove, right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Gonna jump on the old accuse me and I'll sue
you bandwagon, Huh, give me a break, tell them to
prove it was you or just I'm gonna assume this
is just shut up, yeah, or just up, just up,
tie a bunch of balloons to a house and float away. Yeah.
Thing about jobs is really interesting because you feel you
have an investment in it, and rightfully so, you you've

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given up I don't know, sleep, you've given up time
with family, friends, baseball, games, football, who knows for this
place because you're quote family, right, And then when they
do that, you feel a little resentment, and so yeah,
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
You feel like, how dare you? Type of thing?

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Right? Right? Right? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Most places don't want to get sued.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
I don't. I think most people don't want to get sued.
But that doesn't make you chicken. That's called I don't
want to get sued, right right, right, I don't want
to get sued, right, I don't want to go I
don't want to sue people. It's just too much. I
just come from it's drama. Turning the other cheek is
a glorious thing. If you didn't take said tools, wait

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until they fire you, then lawyer up for wrongful termination.
Then there's a matter of proof or theft. Right exactly.
I fired someone two weeks ago for a no call,
no show, and she turned psycho and came to the
office and punched me in the back of the head
while I was on the phone with a customer. I
will now let the other manager fire employees from now on.

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Did you get them arrested? That's what I was about
to ask. That's assault right there. Tell me you called
the police four to three. Tell me you called the police,
right Tell me you held that person accountable. Absolutely, they
should have, because that again is assault.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
By the way, how they get in, I mean, if it's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
A fast food restaurant or whatever. They they doesn't say.
I'm just assuming come in during open hours, business hours
and then just walk straight on back here. You know,
put your manager in the back of the head because
you got fired.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Punching in the back of the head. What are you
talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
Uh? I need all to I don't let people get
that close to me, No, especially like was your back
to the door. How how did that come about? I'm
not blaming the victim here, I'm just like I have questions.
I get it though you fired people are like, okay,
we I've been in conversations when we're gonna let people go,
and the how is their demeanor statement is made before

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we start right because there is a chance that they
may burn my house down again. Though, if that sort
of thing happens, call the police.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
You don't have control.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
I need y'all to tell me if I'm crazy or
if this job is really trying to do mid dirty.
So last week some genius forgot to log tools out
and now half the shop inventory is off. Of course,
instead of doing their job and checking who actually messed up,
management's just pointing fingers and guess whose name is getting
tossed around mine? Mind you, I wasn't even on shift

(01:20:33):
when it happened. I don't even work that station. But
apparently that don't matter because they're just trying to move
forward and can't have losses like this. Move forward, Try
moving forward with the truth. I told them, pull the
damn logs, check the cameras, do anything besides just blaming
whoever's convenient, but nope, higher ups are just listening to
the loudest voices and I'm over here waiting to see

(01:20:56):
if they ruin my livelihood over some nonsense. So hell
lawyer up, or just to say screw it and start
looking for something better before they throw me out, because
I'm about two seconds from flipping the table. What do
you think you'ld be? I think this guy's got more
going on than just you know, issues at work, and

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this is the little thing that has caused him to explode.
You know, maybe the wife's mad at him holding out.
Kids are being assholes. You know, maybe your mom and
dad didn't hug you enough as a kid, you know,
and that's really starting to affect you as an adult now.

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But I think that this is this is what's that
phrase you use? A nothing burger? Yeah, this ain't nothing, bro,
and you're getting all riled up for nothing. You wanna
flip a table. They're hell out of here. They're just
trying to figure out what happened to the tools. But
you're going you want to lawyer up, you want to
flip a table, you want to leave. Sounds to me
like you pissed off at a lot of stuff and

(01:22:00):
you're taking it out on your job. If I were you,
I'd sit down, shut the hell up, put your nose
to work, and be done with it. It will blow over.
And if it ends up costing you your job, well
it was meant to be. It was meant to be,
and then you can go find something else. You know,
maybe some counseling was probably where I would start. Getby

(01:22:23):
said it, Oklham was the right right to work. Stay.
They can fire you because the sun is up. Don't
mean you can't see them, right, but you definitely they
can fire you. And here's the take. You're not gonna love.
You're not a good employee. Oh yeah, no, No, I'm
the best because if you're a good employee, they turn
their cheek on a lot of things. If you're the

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Tom Brady of the team, they will tolerate a lot. Right.
I'm just saying, if you're really good at your job,
there you go. They'll be like nope, So there must
be something going on to make them go. This makes
sense to point in that direction. Also, what did they say?

(01:23:07):
Did they say, I'm we're thinking it's everybody until we
know otherwise, and you took it personal? What do you
talkt By the way, I'm a big believer in action
not words. So talking to you are saying it was
you does not mean they think it was you. Right,
Maybe they did that to see your reaction. Maybe you're

(01:23:27):
doing the whole I'm not gay, right. You think you
have agency over things and you do not. It doesn't
matter if you didn't take it or not. It's they
think you took it. That's the end of the sentence.
You think because maybe you didn't take it, that you
deserve something. Right, I don't mean nothing. It does not

(01:23:53):
mean because you think something to be. So that's the
way it should be. Oh, this is my world, man
in it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
So I'm gonna encourage you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Somebody text in flip the table, man, See how that
plays out, because I'm gonna guess it's a small world,
and I'm gonna guess your manager knows another manager, or
they're gonna get word out that Michael flipped the table
and then quit and they're like, hey, didn't you work
with Michael over.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
At that other place?

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
Yeah, why did he leave? Man? He flipped the table,
he lost his s he took the goldfish. I'm just saying, man, right,
and now, you're blackballed in your industry. You're choosing to
be engaged with this. You're choosing the anger. You can

(01:24:44):
be frustrated, you can be annoyed, but you're choosing anger. Right,
he must be fun at parties, right, Shut your mouth,
do your work until they fire you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Shut your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Do your work. Hey, hey, man, they think you did it. Okay,
I gotta get back to making wizzywigs. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Meanwhile, make sure you sign everything in and out right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Do your job the right way.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Yes, quit being bothered by the static.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
What is that? If you did nothing wrong, you got
nothing to worry about. Yeah. Eah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
And if they fire you, they fire you. Right, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
You can only control how you react to things. And
flipping the table. Flipping the table, Yeah, burn his mother down.
Flip the table. Just so we're clear, what message does
that send? I'm angry and I want everyone to know

(01:25:48):
about it. Raw. Maybe imagine bagels go flying. Here's an idea.
You don't have to flip the table. You can just
lay on the ground and kick your legs. Yeah, well
that's too child. No, I'm a man, No a man,
I'm loud. All right, we gotta take a break. We'll
be back.

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You can also tax bmmas and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five. Seemel says,
the wife has hit me up with the old you
need to quit golf talk. Last night. She said it's
too much money and takes up too much time, YadA, YadA.

(01:26:52):
I tried to explain that four to five hours on
a Saturday ain't that bad, and I don't even buy
new clubs like some folks. But she ain't having it.
She said I should find a hobby that includes her.
Bro I love that woman, but she don't want to fish,
and I sure as hell ain't taking up yoga. So
what's the move here? Do I fake an injury, start

(01:27:13):
calling it a business networking thing, or just accept my
fate and take up I don't know, walking like some
kind of suburban dad. Hey wait a minute, listener email
from a guy whose wife has said she he needs
to stop playing golf, right, and he says, it's four

(01:27:34):
to five hours on a Saturday, it ain't that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
I'm sure you come home stone cold sober.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Exactly what does she doing, Dearnestary, I'm a when are
you going too? Right? I guess that has a factor
in there. If you're going early in the morning, right, well,
maybe she's still asleep or whatever. You know, what's the
wrong with that? Are you going in the middle of
the afternoon or evening time when when she had something

(01:28:07):
planned maybe and you're like, ah, sorry, you can't do
what I got of golf, right, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Or if she's you're doing it doesn't matter when you're
doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
But because it takes four to five hours, she can't
plan anything right exactly. So there's a there's a lot
going on there. Why not has she ever tried playing before?
You know? Because you said in there that wants to
do something where that she can get involved in as well,

(01:28:35):
So have you tried inviting her? That's something at furthermore, Susan,
I'm a fan of like, people need their separate activities, right,
People need their alone time away from their partner, their spouse.
You guys are together all the time. Now if that's

(01:28:55):
not the case and this cat's gone all the time,
you know, and his golf games are just something that like,
you know, hey, I understand you got a busy life.
You're working a lot da da da dub. Between this
that and that, you know, golf is the only thing
that I could probably real back in and be like, hey,

(01:29:17):
you know, spend some time with you, with your old
lady whatever. Okay, you do say that a lot of like, hey,
a couple of should do things apart, and I know
that's what you like, But that doesn't mean that's what
everybody works for everyone. No, you're absolutely right, it doesn't
work for everyone. It should though, Why being shoved up
your partner's ass all the time is not good. It's

(01:29:40):
not healthy. It's not healthy at all. Why do you
say that? Because people need to be able to just
break free and do whatever they want. I'm not saying, well,
what if what you want to do is with your partner,
Well that's fantastic, that's for you. But that's what I'm
saying is like that, there's no that's the thing. It
works for you, which is awesome, But that doesn't mean

(01:30:01):
everyone should do it. I think everybody should. I think
everybody should break away from their partner because you guys,
spend so much time together. The only time that you
guys aren't together is when you're the eight hours that
you're working. All right, outside of that, you come home,
you make dinner, you take care of the kids, you
go to bed right constantly together, and it's okay to

(01:30:23):
break away, you know, and and and have your own
alone time. How many times have you because you like
spending time with your old lady or whatever, you don't
want to hear her bitch about it, do you end
up doing something that you don't really want to do. Well,
I don't really want to go smell soaps today, but
god damn it, I guess I have to because as

(01:30:45):
as you want us to do. And I like spending
time with her, and I like having sex with her.
You know, it's okay you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
I don't mind those things. I don't think that that's
a big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
I'm not singling you, no, No, I know that I'm
but I'm speaking for that side of the of the
of the people.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Try it sometime, I have try it. It's fine apart, Yeah, no,
it's fine, But so is spending time with your partner.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
That there's other people out there that have never done that.
So try it sometime both of you. You might like it.
This says, uh, don't accept anything, but it's every single
Saturday or a couple times a month. You both need
your own hobbies. One day she will wish she had
that alone time. Uh, I've tried you. I've tried you.

(01:31:30):
You're too expensive and waste too much time for little enjoyment.
Golf is my cheaper alternative. Ah ha, Well, might have
to cut it to once or twice a month.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Sounds like she just wants more time with you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Another one. Start doing jiu jitsu. Her nine dollars latte
at Starbucks doesn't pay for itself, So you have to
quit golfing so I can afford my nails and my
mocha late. She's a stage four clinger.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
God damn be.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
A man and get a new woman. Yeah, reasonable answer.
Maybe you can get her interested in golf. Take her
to little links, a small course that maybe she'll enjoy.
A nuclear answer. Tell her you found a new hobby
you can both enjoy and send her this link. I
don't even know what that is. Go for it, Go ahead, negative,

(01:32:24):
it ain't gonna hurt nothing. A lot of bonded stuff
in here. Pack a cooler, let her drive the cart.
My wife started coming with me and it's a lot
of fun. If you don't want her to be there,
just fess up and say it's not about the golf,
it's that you want five hours away from her. Should
should get you an answer either way? Yeah, why do

(01:32:48):
you hate your wives?

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
It's not that you're gone eight hours a day and
then you want to be gone five hours on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Because I want to do something that I want to do.
I don't want to go smell soaps. I don't want
to go rog salekyle right yo, No, I want to
go play golfy. That's it. I also love the uh
the uh uh nine dollars latte and doing my nails

(01:33:16):
and then adding another mocha latte in right, been drinking
a lot of coffee. Man's problem. I like the fact
that this cat had this website on the ready copy
and paste boom. Yeah, A specific part of it, not
just the overall bondage dot com. My husband and I

(01:33:36):
have worked side by side for thirteen years, been married
for fifteen, and we actually enjoy each other's company. Believe
it or not, I do believe say the same thing.
Would he say the same thing if you were not
standing next to him, if he was talking to his buddies,
maybe be work buddies, you know, best friend since high school,
whatever the case is, would he say the exact same thing,

(01:33:58):
And you can't answer that because you're going to answer
it in the answer that you want, And you would say, well,
of course, so how would she know if the answer
to that, then that's just an all around general No.
But what I'm saying is, how would she know the
answer because you're saying that even whatever his answer is,
he's not being honest because you're right now. No, No,
I'm saying, you know, like she can't respond, you know,

(01:34:19):
to me saying that comment right now? Well, of course
he would say, yes, we love spending time to each other.
But if he was away from you, right and we'd
have to talk to him directly, you know, if he
was away from you and with his friend somebody trusted,
would he say the same thing. Yeah, it's great. We
work together constantly, have been side by side for thirteen years.

(01:34:41):
But every now and man, god damn, I wish you
would just go away for a second. If you say
that about your life partner, you I think you need
a different life. I think it's natural. I don't think
it's natural. It's totally natural when you I think it's
been accepted as that's the way life should be. And
I'm saying you don't have to live that way. You
can find and when you like spending time with us,

(01:35:01):
you can still like spending time with them. But if
you spend every waking moment, it's natural to detest somebody.
To spend so much time with somebody that you know,
you're like, Okay, we have spent too much time together.
We need a little bit of a breakup heart. And
even if that breakupart is four or five hours on

(01:35:23):
a Saturday, and be it maybe every Saturday it is,
but it's just natural to be like I have had
you buy my side for the past thirteen years. Can
you please just go that way for a minute? Please?
The six says fat bitch needs to go on ohiq
Wii golf Jesus, that feels personal. Everyone needs me time.

(01:35:49):
He should continue golfing, and she could have a hobby
for herself, but they should also do that one on one.
But they should also do one that they can do together.
And I would agree with that. Everybody needs their alone time.
Everybody needs their me time. For you, Corbyn, your me
time is at three o'clock in the morning when you
get up, because you've said it. Before you get up,

(01:36:11):
everybody else is still asleep. That's your time to do
whatever you want, whether it's watching sports, getting ready for
work dot to dot. Even on the weekends, you know
you're up early because of the way our schedules are,
and that's your me time, your me time before you've
got to pick up the kids from school and before
your wife comes home from work. You've got what a

(01:36:33):
couple of hours there sometimes that's that's your me time.
And I get it. You still got a house to run,
you still got groceries to get, you still got laundry
to do and stuff, you know, but you still have,
you know, at least a couple of hours every day
that that's just you and you can do whatever you want.
This person says, what's her name, I'll talk to her.

(01:36:56):
Listener email from a guy who says his wife has
had you gotta quit golf talk last night. He says
it's too She says it's too much money, it takes
up too much time. I tried to explain it's four
to five hours on a Saturday. Ain't that bad? And
I don't even buy new clubs like some folks. But
she ain't having it, said I should find a hobby
that includes her. I love that woman, but she don't

(01:37:17):
want a fish and I sure as hell ain't taking
up that girly yoga. So what's the move here? Do
I fake an injury, start calling it a business networking thing,
or just accept my fate and take up I don't know,
walking like some kind of suburban dad. Wait, think giveby.
I think disc golf is free, with the exception of

(01:37:37):
what it costs you in actual discs, which are relatively cheap.
You know those courses, the courses around town, they're all
free to play. So there goes You're you're spending too
much money because I don't know much about ball golf, corban.
But if you're on a public course, what's the green
fees on that average?

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
If I had to guess, maybe fifteen twenty dollars?

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
Okay, does that still saving you fifteen twenty bucks a weekend?
So if you're not a good golfer and you lose
a lot of balls and you got to buy attire
and It isn't like disc golf, where it's free and
once you buy the discs right, you're pretty well good
to go. So maybe switch hobbies. Always recruiting you, Yeah,

(01:38:19):
ask her to go along. Maybe you know, hey, why
don't you just come with and hang out? You might
have fun. Maybe make a double date out of it.
Get your golf buddy to get his old ladies so
they can sit there and cluck like a couple of
goddamn hens while you're trying tono score off the tee.
I don't know, but I do believe that everybody needs

(01:38:41):
their me time, and I believe that you should. Everybody
should have a hobby of swords. So if she doesn't
have one, maybe you can be like, what here, how
about some crocheting or something like that. I don't know,
Try to get her involved in something. Also, maybe spend
a little more time with her.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
I agree everybody does need me time. Me time is
different than six.

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
Hours away or five hours away or four hours away.
Maybe she and I always feel like people are telling
you something without telling you what they're really saying. And
when they say, hey, I want you to quit golf,
she might be really saying I want us to spend
more time together doing meaningful things, not watching alone or
The Bachelor, or or just sitting on the couch going

(01:39:25):
to our kid's soccer game or whatever. I think there's
something else being said there. And I think when you're
in a relationship with somebody and they say, hey, I
want you to do this, you should try to figure
out how to make it work. Because if you really
want to play golf, you should still be able to.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
But is it a ten?

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
Do you really love golf? If you really love golf,
dig in and figure it out. If golf is like okay,
then quit right and move on because you make your wife,
have you cares. I was learning to fly plane and
I was dedicated to do and I was into it,
and my wife was like, hey, I don't feel I
don't feel like this is the safest thing. Da da

(01:40:05):
da da.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
Okay, I want to keep going. Okay, right. I heard
her opinion, she heard mine.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
We let it go. She brought it up again a
little bit later. I'm like, I hear you give me
let me try that. I really want to try and
get my license. Let me pass the test. Did it
didn't pass the test? I'm like, one more time, and
then guess what, and she was cool. She was like, Okay,
now I've asked two times, right, at some point I'm
the problem, right, And.

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
So I went okay, And guess what.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
I haven't thought about it since, don't care, don't have resentment,
don't go I don't hear a plane. I don't walk
outside because I hear a plane, look up and be like, man,
I wish that was me, could have been me. It
wasn't for that. God damn wife, bitch crushing my dreams.

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Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
You can you're strandard on an island.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
This classic. Okay, you can.

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
Pick three artists entire catalog.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
Oh okay, what three artists are you picking? Let's see here.
I'm willing to go with the entire catalog. Huh, Prince,
I'm going to go with Sublime and I am also

(01:44:14):
going to go with Alabama. So I feel like you
gotta pick all moods, like you gotta pick moods, right,
What albums are gonna help you with moods? Right? You're
not gonna love this answer, but I'm picking the Beatles. Like,
there's some good toe tapping music, there's some singlelong music,

(01:44:37):
there's some set like It's it covers a lot of
different moods, right, that music does. So it feels like
a good, safe option that I feel I can get
and there's so much of it and can get me through.
So I'm picking that. I'm then gonna pick Dolly Parton. Okay,
same thing. I feel like it covers a lot of

(01:44:57):
different genres. You're gonna get some duets in there, and
then I'm picking I feel like you could put a
motown artist in there, just to change it up a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:45:10):
Right, I'm gonna go with the Ohio Players made really.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
Yeah, Okay, I'll go with that. I'm fine with that.
You're gonna go with the Ohio Players, Huh yeah? I
kind of honestly say, I don't haven't listened to much
of their their catalog. Why would you go right exactly?
I mean, when you've got stuff like love roller Coaster, Yes, Empire,
I'm sure the only two songs that I've known by

(01:45:43):
those guys, I'm sure that there are more. But I
agree with you when it comes to moods. That's why
I try to pick some artists that had a large catalog,
because you're going to with all the music that they
put together. Yeah, out all the years, you should be
able to find something to fit whatever mood you're in.

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
And it's also music that I could just sit back
and listen to all the time. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Yeah, Prince huge catalog, got a lot of different hits
on there, you know, even some of the other ones
that you did not so well know in Alabama as well.
I'm a huge country music fan, so I was like that,
and I know they got a lot. You got Christmas music, right, yes,
you got all their regular music, you got the gospel hits.
Neil Diamond would have been a good pick too. Yeah,

(01:46:34):
I feel like there's a lot of answers here, and
I wanted to pick a new artist too, but then
I don't know if they're going to stand the test
time because they're still so new, right, Like I would
have picked Zach Bryant, but then I'm like, yeah, yeah,
he's got a lot of great music, but his catalog
is not near as broad as somebody you know, some
of the other ones who.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
Would win a no holds barred thumb war. Gimbi er Corbin.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
You say Corbyn right away because you think Gimby's got
like this inability to use his thumbs, right. I mean,
they seem to work just fine, but his thumb power
is going to be stronger than most. Now I'm only
I'm going with me only because his right hand he

(01:47:20):
had surgery on and it may not be as strong
as it used to be. Uh huh. I like where
you're at. I would have picked you as well, but
not because of the surgery I've had on my good hand.
It's the fact that I can't bend my thumb on
my right hand at that first digit there, So you
would have had a disadvantage of exactly slipping the thumb

(01:47:43):
grab exactly. If you were both attracted to a person
of the same sex, do you think that you would
find each other attractive?

Speaker 2 (01:47:54):
Go ahead, Gimpy.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Oh uh, Maybe I don't know. You're short, I mean,
maybe not really short. I don't I don't know, I
don't know. Maybe I know I'm a sexy beast, but
I don't look at Corbin. So I can't answer that
because I'm not attracted to people of the same sex,
So I can't. I mean, I can be like Jason

(01:48:22):
Momoa is a honky dude for sure, you know, but
I mean I don't know. Maybe sure why I speak
gimpy no, because if he did, if he can say
that about Jason Momoa, he came to that conclusion pretty easily.

Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
Oh no, he's not. If you look like Jason Momoa, yes, absolutely,
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:48:40):
Is you know it right away?

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
So uh yeah, sure, Gimpy's charismatic, easily likable. So sure
if you or your immediate family had to go into
the Witness Protection program, and you can go anywhere in
the lower forty eight states, but cannot stay in Oklahoma
or can you go anywhere you have people who will

(01:49:03):
know you?

Speaker 1 (01:49:04):
Where are you going? Oh geez, city and state? So
you have to go to witness Protection. You got to
do lower forty eight so know Hawaii, know Alaska, right,
but you cannot stay in Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
So lower forty seven states.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
Right, and you can't stay in anywhere where people know you.
So like I couldn't go to Missouri because I know
people in Springfield and Kansas City and Ride. I couldn't
go to Texas. I couldn't go to Michigan. I couldn't
go to Alabama. I couldn't go to California. I'll go

(01:49:41):
to Florida. Nobody knows me in Florida. Oh no, there's
listeners there. I've talked to you before that do know me.
So I guess I couldn't go to Florida. That sucks.
I'll go to Mississippi. I'll know anybody in Mississippi is
far as I know. And if you go to southern Mississippi,

(01:50:03):
like on the Gulf area, it would be too bad. Okay,
Mississippi it is. I'm going to ah Man.

Speaker 2 (01:50:16):
Yeah that sounds good. Maine. I'm gonna go to Maine.

Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
Okay, a little northeastern huh yeah, Okay. Why well, I
was gonna pick like Oregon, Okay, because the coast of
Oregon is pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:50:28):
Yeah, pretty beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:50:30):
But then there are some communities in Oregon that get
a lot of tourism because of the rock they hate,
like Haystack Rock and some of these other things. But
then I was like Maine. Nobody ever says they're going
to Maine. True, and so I don't have to worry
about people visiting like touristy things. Yeah, get yourself a
job on a lobster boat.

Speaker 2 (01:50:55):
Maybe maybe I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:50:59):
I don't wanna the next thing, you know, you're on
the you know, Deadliest Catch, and now everybody knows who
you are and you've got to move. Sure. Here's why
doing something like that I think doesn't make sense for
a job. If you go into witness protection, you have
to be able to tell a story and keep with
that story, right. So if you can easily, maybe you're
good at making up things, but then you've got to
remember what your made up story was, right, And that

(01:51:21):
I think is where the challenge is. Because when you're
on a boat, people are gonna ask questions, you're gonna talk.
You got us waste time, that's fair. Where I'd rather
try to find a job where I'm by myself. Mmmm,
Like maybe I go into land surveying. Okay, work from
home pyramid scheme. Yeah, no land survey and like go
out and like find gas lines and stuff like that.

(01:51:42):
I was just saying in general, work from home pyramid scheme. Yeah,
you don't well and you don't want to do like
customer service online from home, because then you know what
if is this Corbyn right, they recognize your voice, you
gotta do something like, Hey, you know what, I'll clean
a bar. I'll get up in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:52:01):
I'll go clean a bar after it closes.

Speaker 1 (01:52:04):
Pay me in cash, Boom done. I can do that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
It's hard work, in awesome, tumbling.

Speaker 1 (01:52:14):
Quiet. Somebody barfed in the urinal again, I'll get it.
Don't worry. Nothing wrong with a little being humble. One
goes away forever. Mexican food or barbecue, get me. It
is so easy, so easy, barbecue, see a bitch, you
gots to go. I can literally eat Mexican food every
day and not be tired of it. You know, even

(01:52:37):
though you know, yes, sure, I may eat Jimmy Changus,
you know, you know, four or five times a week.
I don't care. But I can literally eat Mexican food
all day, every day, and I get tired of it. Barbecue,
I get tired of it after a while. You know,
the sauce is too spicyither it's too sweet, or I'm
just tired of that smoked flavor in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:52:57):
Oh oh, Mexican food. One goes away forever, barbecue goodbye.
It's good.

Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
Both these are delicious, Yeah, but I think the bench
is deeper in the In the Mexican. You can have
Mexican food that doesn't isn't what you expect, right. There's
some fish dishes and that aren't Cuman based, right right, enchilado. Yeah,
and yes, you can have some different types of barbecue,

(01:53:28):
vinegar based, dry, rubbed, whatever. But I'm not a boloney guy,
so we're talking chicken, pork mm hmm, right, beef like yeah, yeah,
it's pretty limited barbecue is I have not had very
much bad Mexican food, but I have had plenty of

(01:53:49):
bad barbecue, So I feel like that's a safer answer. Tacos. Sorry,
that's all I gotta say about that. Yeah, tacos. Would
you rather have to complete change your career in a
new state, discover you somehow of a surprised child, or
be considered a minor felony, be convicted of a minor

(01:54:09):
felony less than two your sentence, So change career in
a new state, somehow you have a surprise child, or
going to jeff two years. I think that's pretty simple man.
As well, I'm changing career in a new state. That's
a whole new adventure that I was going about to
say this as a new kid. That doesn't keep me

(01:54:31):
locked up, you know, No, I am not starting over
with an infant.

Speaker 2 (01:54:36):
No, no, all right, you're trying to rectify that.

Speaker 1 (01:54:40):
Yeah, exactly. And uh, minor felony two years less than
two years. I don't want to spend time in jail,
behind bars, with limited freedoms, So makes sense to change
your career in a whole new state. You're getting a
whole new career, something new, something exciting. Maybe who knows.
You're in a whole new location. So it's a different

(01:55:02):
few different friends. It's more of an adventure. Oh yeah,
and freedom. I don't know what kind of prison you
go to for a minor felony, right, but I imagine
that's like.

Speaker 2 (01:55:17):
You go is that David ol Moss, You go to
David ol Moss for you'd.

Speaker 1 (01:55:20):
Still go to a prison, you just would be like
a maximum security prison. Minor failure needs less serious offense
types of That's what I mean. People do each of
these every day. So to me, there's no real crazy
left turn here. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:55:41):
If I'm going to a resort, I feel like I
could do it to your sentence.

Speaker 1 (01:55:45):
Right, I don't want to, but I feel like that
that you're not going to a prison where you've got
a temporarily just your morals, right, join a gang, whatever,

(01:56:05):
So I feel like that's possible. Have a surprise child.
I'm with GIMPI. I am out of the kid business.
I'm happy with the two I have.

Speaker 2 (01:56:18):
If I if that happened, i'd figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:56:21):
I would be you know, grateful, and again I could
I could manage through that. Yeah, But of all of those,
a career in a.

Speaker 2 (01:56:32):
New state feels the easiest.

Speaker 1 (01:56:35):
Yeah. All these would come with challenges, all of them.
I have no interest in doing. Yeah, but I feel
like a new state would be the easiest of all
of them. You start a whole new line, you know,
change a lot, if you really wanted to change who

(01:56:57):
you are, how you act, how you dress, because I
ain't nobody know you in this new state.

Speaker 2 (01:57:02):
Yeah, it feels the less least stressful.

Speaker 1 (01:57:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:57:09):
Going to prison stressful.

Speaker 1 (01:57:11):
Yes, as there is a little bit of adventure there.
It's the lack of freedoms is what gets me. M M,
you know what I mean, Because they really, you really
don't get to do much in prison at all on
a child. That's just like prison child would create so
much tension in my already family dynamic just because of

(01:57:32):
the newness. And now there's questions and yeah, this is
a surprise child too. Yeah, and then I've got to
work it out with the baby mama court, right. I mean,
of all those, the baby mama feels that feels the
most dramatic. Would you rather be covered in fur or
covered in scales? That's a tough one. I oh, well,

(01:58:02):
scales look funny. I have a wristbow right now that
is very dry and looks kind of scally, and it
looks gross and disgusting. Okay, at least with the fur,
I feel like you could do more with it. You can't.

(01:58:24):
You can't put curlers in your scales and get some
kind of weird hairdo you know what I'm saying. You can't.
You can't put product on your scales and you know,
do cool things. So I feel if I'm covered with fur,
at least I can have fun with it. I mean,

(01:58:45):
I think they're both. I think you have to break down.
If I have scales, I'm in the water a lot.
Maybe if I'm in fur, I need warmth. Those are
not ideal. I don't love either one of those. I
think I personally do better in cold environments, right, So

(01:59:06):
I'm gonna go with fur. I don't want to be
in the water a lot, all the fecal mattal.

Speaker 2 (01:59:14):
I rather have the option of stepping over it.

Speaker 1 (01:59:18):
Yeah. Further, you know you got to worry about that.

Speaker 2 (01:59:21):
Well, that's no, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:59:24):
And if I'm covered in scales, the chances of me
being lethal are having a lot of weapons at my
disposal is pretty minimal. Where if I have FUR, I
definitely have some sort of nail scenario. I definitely have
some sort of teeth scenario. So I like, I think
that feels That feels better. Yeah, I don't know if

(01:59:47):
any that's accurate. I'm just trying to decipher at the
best it makes sense. Would you rather have nine toes
or less or nine fingers or less? This is an
easy one for gimpy. I'm already dealing with less than
nine fingers, So I'm gonna go ahead and keep on
doing what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (02:00:08):
Yeah, I'll give up the toast. I'm gonna fall over.

Speaker 1 (02:00:11):
I'm gonna fall over a lot. But that's okay, that's
what I'm balance man. Yeah, but grabbing things, you've adjusted
to it. That's pretty much all you know. If you
just happen to lose a couple of fingers right now,
that would be a major adjustment for you.

Speaker 2 (02:00:27):
Carry Less things falling would be different. You wouldn't be
on the hook.

Speaker 1 (02:00:32):
For near as much though. Hey, could you carry this
for me? I'm sorry, hold your hands up? Do you
do that a lot? I don't know what you're talking about.
I got this hand thing. Sorry, it's not working out. Sorry,
excuse me, young man. Can you help me with my bags?
I can't. I wish I could.

Speaker 2 (02:00:53):
God gifted me.

Speaker 1 (02:00:54):
I just I'm weak, handy capable over here, right, all right,
we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 5 (02:01:04):
Telsa's Morning Show continues.

Speaker 7 (02:01:06):
Next Jax The Big Bad Morning Show on Telsa's rock
station ninety seven to five KMOT.

Speaker 1 (02:01:23):
Good morning, It's the Big Bad Morning Show. Listen to
this wild story where this man shocked a neighborhood when
they saw him with his hands tied behind his back,
running down the middle.

Speaker 2 (02:01:43):
Of the road during rush hour.

Speaker 1 (02:01:49):
Authorities are saying that the man was kidnapped and held
against his will for more than twenty hours, while he
was repeatedly beaten by three individuals before he was able
to escape. Chris Cochrane who is forty eight, Grace Johnson
who was thirty eight, and Leland Lewis forty eight. We're

(02:02:13):
all taken into custody and charged with a ton of crimes,
including the subduction. Chris is facing one count each of kidnapping,
first degree assault, second degree assault, false imprisonment. The female
Grace is charged with first degree assault, second degree assault,

(02:02:36):
false imprisonment, and then mister Leland is charged with first
and second degree assault, false imprisonment, and reckless engagement. According
to troopers, the organizations was responding to a call of suspicious.

Speaker 2 (02:02:55):
Activity on Monday morning on the tenth.

Speaker 1 (02:02:58):
State Police say they received less one report about a
male with his hands bound behind his back running down
the middle of a road. When they arrived on the scene,
first responders made contact with the victim, who stated, quote,
I've ever solid which I don't blame him right. The
victim advised that he had been left unattended that morning

(02:03:20):
and was able to escape. The victim was flown to
a trauma center. Thanks to the State Police Aviation Command.
Following an investigation, they said that they were able to
identify the suspects as the people I've named. According to
the report, the victim, whose name hasn't been released, told
authorities that on Sunday morning, he was on his way

(02:03:42):
to meet up with his girlfriend's brother to help him
fix his car, and at some point, he said, three
individuals grabbed him, beat him up, left him bound and
gagged in a garage for nearly a full day before
he was able to escape. The station reported that the
victim was still bounding gagged when he was running down
the road HM HM hit a series of injuries, including

(02:04:05):
a broken eye socket. The Chris, the first guy I mentioned,
is facing most serious charges well. The others are both
accused of seeing the victim being held against his will
and not taking any steps to assist him. I gotta
know what happened, right Why did they pick him of
all people? That's some scary stuff right there. I'm not

(02:04:27):
gonna say that, like, that's an irrational fear of mine,
but definitely not something that I want to happen or
what expect to happen there. You are mine in your
own business, and the next thing you know, you're tied up, bounding,
gagged in somebody's garage, getting the s kicked out of you? Yeah,
over what some your core maybe some money.

Speaker 2 (02:04:54):
Owed money?

Speaker 1 (02:04:55):
Right, I might buy that, right right, right, for just
cause you gave you you were mean to my kid,
right you cut me off in traffic? Now? But people
are crazy, clearly.

Speaker 2 (02:05:18):
Three people are crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:05:19):
Yeah. You think like if you're being held captive and
this person's whooping your ass and then you see like
somebody you're like, you think you're gonna get help, and
they just go hmmm, right twice, right right. I would
agree with you on that typically. But I think if
the main dude here, Chris is that his name, I

(02:05:43):
think that he may have something over the other two.
Not so much like blackmail or whatever, but it's like, hey,
you guys are gonna go along with this or you're
next in line? You what's something to that effect? Because
it sounds to me like he did the most damaged.
He was the one that was beating the guy that

(02:06:05):
broke his eye socket, and the other two didn't do anything,
you know, they didn't get involved at all whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (02:06:13):
That's why that's why I say that that those two.

Speaker 1 (02:06:19):
They they they they they were just kind of I
don't want to say, under Chris's powers, but you get
what I'm trying to say here, you got a mental
hold on him, intimidation, whatever. Because if they were involved,
they would have they would have been beaten up on
the guy as well. But it sounds to me like

(02:06:40):
they were just kind of, uh, I don't know what
to do here. I can't run, but I don't want
to hit the guy. Yeah, or the family is involved
in organized crime in some capacity, it's.

Speaker 2 (02:06:56):
Possibility to and they just no not to say anything.

Speaker 1 (02:07:04):
That they were. They were also under that Stockholm syndrome
control if you will. Here's the other thing too, that
I don't think people realize. Organized crime does not look
like the movies. What organized like. It doesn't like they
don't wear suits, and not all gang members wear colors

(02:07:28):
and have just publicly noble signs. Right, not all right?
Some do you look at me, You're like, yeah, he's
definitely a good fellaw, Yeah, I get what you're saying.
A pinstriped suit and patent leather shoes isn't a telling.
He is no more of a tell than a pedo
is in a trench. Coat with black shoes and black

(02:07:49):
socks being held up by sockholders. Man, I tell you,
if if everybody was stereotypically laid out in the world
like they do in the movies, he would have much
better time identifying all the trouble in the world. Right.
You know, you see a guy with a creepy mustache,
maybe some glasses and a long trench coat with his

(02:08:12):
loafers and his black socks, you already know he's a pedophile.
Stay away from that guy, you know. You see the
three piece suit with the you know, nice shoes and
the slick back hair, right, you know, hey, he's a mobster.
I'm gonna stay away from that guy, you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, Yeah. And then there's this whole other
thing that they don't want the attention. Real mobsters don't

(02:08:35):
want the attention, right, so they're not gonna give the towel, right,
And and there's.

Speaker 2 (02:08:42):
This thing too, And I think Gimbi would agree with this.

Speaker 1 (02:08:45):
M Not everybody who wears a cut is in an
in an EMCE like that may do bad things, right, exactly.
Not all EMCs do bad things. And people that are
in emces that are afiliated with doing questionable things When
they don't have their cut on, they don't look any
more questionable than anybody at the bar, right right, But

(02:09:14):
you get lumped in associated with them because there's been
a few bad apples doing bad.

Speaker 2 (02:09:19):
Not just a few, there's some ones that have done
some really bad things.

Speaker 1 (02:09:25):
Right of course. But just because the guy rides a
motorcycle and has vesta on that's got patches on, it
doesn't mean hey, you know he's smuggling drugs and running
guns and stuff. Thanks. It doesn't mean he's not doll
It doesn't mean he's not though about it's about fifty
to fifty, sure it is, sure, I think it's about
fifty to fifty. It's fifty to fifty on anything. But

(02:09:47):
then the ones that I mean, then I would argue
the people that are dressing up in the patent leather
wingtips and the grease like they're dressing up right to
make you be, like, to intimidate you. Maybe so maybe
so that sucks though for that guy, but at least
he escape. I want to know how he escaped. If
he was hands tied behind the back, still bound and gagged,

(02:10:11):
did he get out like.

Speaker 2 (02:10:13):
The guy to go to work.

Speaker 1 (02:10:14):
I guess gotta be called you using your feet, you know,
to turn the knob. Dude, If I'm holding you captive
and I'm whooping your ass. If I hypothetically right and
I need to go to work or go see the
boss or whatever, I'm drugging you.

Speaker 2 (02:10:33):
So you go to sleep, right, or leaving somebody there
to watch.

Speaker 1 (02:10:36):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:10:36):
I don't even know about that, right, because can you
trust that person? No, we need to find out how
this guy got away. Oh it'll come out, dude.

Speaker 1 (02:10:44):
Have you heard? We're running out of time? But you
know those the Idaho killings? Uh huh, yeah, you remember those?
The guy like the people know in their apartment were
all dead, but then there were some of them weren't.
And they said some guy traveled there and he's been
around in his trials coming up okay, and he's crazy
and they've done these competency tests and all these things.

(02:11:06):
A new nine to one one call has been released
from inside the residence.

Speaker 2 (02:11:09):
During the event. God that I didn't know existed.

Speaker 1 (02:11:12):
Come that didn't come out years ago or whatever. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:11:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:11:19):
Something. Things may not appear as we think they do.
Gene Hackman guess what they're pushing those date death dates back.

Speaker 2 (02:11:28):
Yeah, apparently those aren't right because the doctor was like, no,
I talked to hers like a few days after that date, right, really?
Oh all right, we got to take a break. We'll
be back.

Speaker 7 (02:11:38):
Rush more of The Big Men Morning Show is next
ninety D.

Speaker 1 (02:11:59):
Good morning, It's The Mad Morning Show. Gimp. What'd you
learn today? Well? I learned, when all else fails, flip
a table. And I also learned if a person's first
reaction is to flip table, there's a good chance their
drywall has patches. I learned, uh, some people have an

(02:12:21):
al peg Bundy outlook when it comes to marriage. And
I also learned that somebody was able to discern human
toes in a dog's feces. It look like a toe.
Did you say al peg.

Speaker 2 (02:12:35):
Alan and peg Bundy Peg. I didn't catch the I
may have said.

Speaker 1 (02:12:39):
I may have flumbled that I'll peg Bundy.

Speaker 2 (02:12:43):
It's Corbyn say make sure that dishwasher is loaded?

Speaker 1 (02:12:45):
Right, this is gimpy and I'm sorry, thank you.

Speaker 5 (02:12:53):
D Can I get a.

Speaker 1 (02:13:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:13:05):
Now what the hell?

Speaker 1 (02:13:06):
Lay make a noise? Interpassword corn New Messages.

Speaker 8 (02:13:18):
The Big Mad Morning Show would like to take a
minute to thank troops from Oklahoma and all over the
United States.

Speaker 1 (02:13:23):
These soldiers have sacrifice. Give the big mad morning show
before you the back like the total douchebags that they are,
total douchebagg total incomplete douchebag. We honor and respect you.
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 2 (02:13:35):
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 5 (02:13:37):
God bless Rock and All. I blessed Tulsa.

Speaker 1 (02:13:42):
We travel. I came across something online. Okay, I don't

(02:14:03):
know if it's real, okay, but I'm going to bring
it up with you. And it is an uncomfortable topic, Okay.
I comedians said this, so I don't know if he
was telling a joke or if he it was being just.

Speaker 2 (02:14:20):
Authentic in the moment, right.

Speaker 1 (02:14:23):
That's the funny thing about Uh, It's one of the
odd things about comedians is you don't know if they're
being authentic, right or just telling a joke right right right.
They say that every joke has at of honesty behind
it into truth behind it. And this man was telling
a story of a group he's involved in on Facebook
and how they communicate, but then seeing the person in

(02:14:47):
real world, okay, and how awkward it was and the
group he was a part of was a men's group
on Facebook to share ways to masturbate. That's fucking weird,
I agree. Before I agree, dig into this. Have you

(02:15:12):
ever shared with any of your close male friends ways
to masturbate? That's a good question because women will right exactly,
women to all kinds of shit toys they use, whether
they orgasmed or not. I never communicated time, method, amount,

(02:15:38):
details of masturbating with anyone. The closest that I could
possibly get is probably in a joking manner talking about
the stranger. We've heard about that before, where you show on.

Speaker 2 (02:15:55):
One hand, you know, I mean plenty of jokes, yeah,
or or or joking around with my buddies. Hey, Like
we'll be at the bar.

Speaker 1 (02:16:05):
And one's like, oh, I want to get up, I
gotta go to the bathroom, and I'll be like, you
need a hand. I'll use my little hand and make
it look bigger, you know what I mean. But that's
about as far as it gets, and it's in a
joking manner. It's not I'm never serious. Well, what I
do is I grab it with both hands and I
beat it up against my head.

Speaker 8 (02:16:24):
Right or I use tax for whatever that looks like right,
right right, And so I kind of I started to
do I almost didn't do any research on this because
I don't want this in my algorithm at all.

Speaker 1 (02:16:38):
It's too late. Yes, but I'm dedicated to the show.
So here we go, and so online this response came up,
and it's the question was asked, what's a good website
to find people to masturbate online with, like a group
masturbation more than one. I don't know about a GRI.

Speaker 2 (02:17:00):
But this person embellished on what okay good? Because I
was also a little flabbergasted. You know, I've heard people
talk about why dress up for such like where where
linger wear outfits? Is it that bad that you need
to enhance it?

Speaker 1 (02:17:20):
And so I'm of that same attitude with this, of
like why do you need to do all these extra things?

Speaker 2 (02:17:25):
Sex is pretty great?

Speaker 1 (02:17:26):
Right, well, it's just a different element. Okay, that's you
know why we got to put a didgerido in this band?
Sounds fine, but this person says when it comes to places,
I keep going back to a website called Taste me
Now and miss tubido tube e toe. I'm sure I'm

(02:17:50):
mispronouncing that tube toe easily take the crown over the years,
I've spent countless evenings in private cam sessions.

Speaker 2 (02:17:59):
In each one has been a unique and thrilling experience.

Speaker 1 (02:18:02):
The girls are always welcoming and know exactly how to
keep things fun and exciting, like they're tuned into what
makes the whole experience memorable. I'm always happy to drop
a tip when someone does it really goes all out.

Speaker 2 (02:18:15):
It just adds to the whole vibe.

Speaker 1 (02:18:16):
It's not just about watching, It's about the interaction of
the playful energy, the way it all comes together every
time I wrap up a session. I love that he
said it.

Speaker 2 (02:18:24):
That kind of like made it sound like a business
thing professionally.

Speaker 1 (02:18:27):
Huh. I feel like I've just had a truly engaging experience,
not just some random show, but something that sticks with
me in the best way. It's been a perfect way
to unwind, mix things up and enjoy a little extra attention.
So sounds to me like this is a camgirl site
that this person's on and he's wlanking it to these camgirls.
I have never been a part of the cam girl

(02:18:51):
I've never gone to any of them. I don't see
the point in pain somebody for that. So maybe you
know more than I.

Speaker 2 (02:19:00):
Do No, I know nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:19:04):
But like, as far as I know, you're watching them,
they don't get to see you, right, You're just a
name that pops up, right, and it's like John forty five,
you know, has joined whatever. I don't know. I don't
know either. I know that there are obviously cam sites

(02:19:25):
you can go to. I didn't know that they niche
specialize in something? Do they? And do they do? They
just compliment you as the process goes on? Oh okay,
are they also engaging? Are they just watching you do that?

Speaker 2 (02:19:42):
Are there women that do cam channels that they only
make money to watch men masturbate?

Speaker 1 (02:19:51):
That's weird. I mean, a girl gotta work. But and
you know, don't hate the hustler. We spoke to a
cam girl years years years ago, and she had talked
about how she did disgusting things with the Converse shoe. Yes,

(02:20:11):
you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:20:12):
Yeah, someone had asked her to use a shoe.

Speaker 1 (02:20:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:20:17):
Now that feels different.

Speaker 1 (02:20:18):
That feels like I understand the appeal of going like
subscribing to an OnlyFans to watch a woman do that? Right? That? Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:20:26):
And I know about h I don't remember the name
of it.

Speaker 1 (02:20:30):
But you go on the site and you don't know
who you're gonna get in the video, Oh god, no,
and you don't know what they're gonna do. And there
have been there's some funny YouTube clips of people and
just the randomizer show and then there's some guy in
his penis or like they're doing it, but there's somebody

(02:20:51):
in a cage behind them, just for like the shockingness,
so that I understand all that. Yeah, and do you
And a lot of them are kids. It's really weird
to watch. And it's always adult men. It's never adult women.
It's always adult men. Yeah, because matter of fucking perverts. Dude, Ah, creepy,

(02:21:12):
creepy fucking perverts is all that we are. And you know,
I'm okay saying that because I know I can be
a PERV most of the time and I can be
a little creepy at some point in times as well.
But that's taking it too far, man. So this person
he comments again about the best app or site to
find females to masturbate with with, not too but yeah, yeah,

(02:21:38):
so maybe they can see you. Yeah, I would think
you both have a camera. There was something called master
being you You are going to make me pick up
my phone and start punching this shit in, aren't you?
I guess? I guess, Master Bean. You and I have

(02:21:58):
some like set up questions. Do you get a tripod?
Is it on your PC? Do you hold your phone?
Do you use pillows? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:22:05):
I have questions on how all this works.

Speaker 1 (02:22:06):
You have one of those ring lights? You know where
your phone is inside the lights? Is this like a
whole group? Is this a whole thing that people do.
I'm fascinated. Listen.

Speaker 2 (02:22:21):
I ain't shaming, do you, man?

Speaker 1 (02:22:24):
I don't care, but it's odd to me and I
find it compelling. Now. I think there's a little bit
to be said that people do this because it's easier
if I know, like, part of the problems guys have
and sometimes girls is they are unsure of the response,
and that's enough to paralyze them to not move forward.

(02:22:45):
That's fair, and so this is I. We're here for
the same thing, no judgment. You're not gonna make fun
of me, unless that's the section I'm in. They make
fun of you just after the cameras right as al
Bundy says, why don't you say that to my face?
And he says, I don't have enough gas in my

(02:23:05):
car to drive to the other side. Yeah, they make
fun of you, and you will not believe this nerdy
motherfucker man. He wanted me to sit on a cake
while rubbing my clit in fort to my part. What
the fuck? So I can understand the appeal though, that

(02:23:26):
you that you would do that uninhibited with no and
there's a little bit of veil happening where you can
be you know, Long Dong two thousand, right, and even
if they do see your face, the chances of them
being in your your town are very slim, And I
think that's why people do it. You know. The Internet
is such an amazing thing, you know, because you could

(02:23:49):
do that. You you and this this person can masturbate
together and never see each other. There's never that awkwardness
of I'm seeing you nay, right, you know, unless you know,
unlike you know, if it was Susan at your work
or whatever, you see him every day and yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (02:24:09):
It's not for me though, No, it's not for me.

Speaker 1 (02:24:14):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:24:15):
It feels like a lot of work.

Speaker 1 (02:24:17):
And when you started this off, it sounded like there
was like there's a group of dudes that I'll log in, yeah,
I know, turn their cameras on, and they're all just
it's like a giant circle jerk over the internet.

Speaker 2 (02:24:35):
It very well could be. I don't feel like that's
a far leap.

Speaker 1 (02:24:38):
You're right, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:24:41):
He goes on to tell this story about seeing the
guy in public and was like, hey, you should meet
up with this we meet at this park all right. Again,
I don't know if he was telling a joke.

Speaker 1 (02:24:51):
He may have been, because as he tells the joke,
because remember the group they're a part of, it's finding
ways to masturbate. And they go and it's a SoC
field and there's a bunch of cleat holes in the ground,
and they say go and everybody drops to the ground
and fucks these holes.

Speaker 2 (02:25:07):
So it may have been a joke. But nonetheless, I
don't know how you.

Speaker 1 (02:25:12):
Make that joke right, because why I said in the beginning,
every joke has a hint of truth to it. So
he may very well this person might have gathered together,
even if it happened just one time. I'm curious. I'm
gonna go. Surely there's gonna be some girls there. I
get apprehensive about looking up things online because there's a trail.

(02:25:36):
You can think there, you can think there isn't, but
there is. And so you never know what's gonna get
exposed that you do online, right, And so I that's
why I'm apprehensive about at least I can go listen,
I can share share the show where I talked about this.
Very few times do I look up weird things and

(02:25:56):
it doesn't make it to the show, right, right, right,
So I have the evidence an action backup, right, or
you just share it with a show to cover your
own trend. I'm not that smart, but to your's that's
a fair point, right. But the the idea that there
is this site that exists that you go and go no, no, no,

(02:26:18):
you need to use Crisco or here's what I do
is really weird because then suddenly you're like, you know
what works well is when other guys watch me and
you're like, what, yeah? Do you leave the group? How
when you have how do you go to the place
of like regular masturbation. I've ran the gamut, I've done

(02:26:40):
all the resources that are known out there through watching videos,
and I'm not creative enough. So now I'm going to
go to a Facebook group with strangers and I don't
know about you, but when I'm trying to find a
Facebook group for bread baking, I get it wrong a
couple times till I find the right group. So how

(02:27:01):
do you where are the mistakes you're making in group finds? Well,
that's probably you know, like you've got a little side
conversation going on with somebody else in the group, and
you're like, you know what, this group is, okay, but
I'm a member of another group. There always works that way, right,
You're like, what, there's another one? Well, yeah, and we're
in X, Y and Z, and it's totally da da

(02:27:23):
da da da da da d. So then you're like,
all right, well, I don't like these friends anymore. I'm
gonna come over here and I'm gonna check out these
people instead. They really do have a group for everything.
And when you open your page, do you make sure
that group's a little further down in case Sam from
a County's over your shoulder? Yep, yep. You wanted to

(02:27:44):
be like, you know, you know, township garage sales and
buy sell trade and then you know, watch me rub it.
Help me figure out a good rubbin tug. Right, People
are weird there's everywhere, but at least the Internet has
made it a place where they can all gather together

(02:28:07):
and they don't have to rent out the lakinta, you know,
for the weekend. I don't know, dude, I don't know.
I feel like this reduces the veil you think, so, yeah, yeah,
I think there's certain things that should be done in private,
and if that's what you want to do, do it,
but do it in private. I don't know if we
need to watch everybody rub it out in the park.

(02:28:30):
But you how many stories have we read about people
getting caught people doing it?

Speaker 2 (02:28:35):
Groups is different?

Speaker 1 (02:28:38):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (02:28:38):
We don't read a lot of stories of you know,
woman god masturbating in front of the eyehop or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:28:45):
I mean, we've had a couple on and we've always
even discounted it and been like, ah, right, But when.

Speaker 2 (02:28:50):
It's a guy, you're like, you six son of a
big next.

Speaker 1 (02:28:52):
Well, yeah, because we're attracted to women and it's okay
to think about women.

Speaker 2 (02:28:56):
Even Lindsay defended it.

Speaker 1 (02:28:57):
Yeah, because why men are fucking creepy purves and nobody
wants to fucking see some dude stroking his cag you know,
on the corner of fifth and Shared. But no, but
we've never I don't think we've ever read a story
where a group of individuals was having a circle church
near the Merry go Round or on the beach or well,

(02:29:21):
you know, they gotta figure it out, they gotta figure out,
you know, well we will rent out the Lakita at
least the you know, one floor anyway, you know, and
that way we could be as weird as we want to.
I don't know, to float your boat, man. So I
found that these are misconceptions people have about sex. A
lot of these.

Speaker 2 (02:29:41):
I was like, yeah, that's a total misconception.

Speaker 1 (02:29:45):
One of here was the size matters, right, of course,
it does not matter. No, it's how you use it.
They're all different vaginas and penises, they're all different. Oral
sex and anal sex isn't really I think we all
know this. I feel like we should all know this.
Why is it not? What do they say? Why it's not?

Speaker 2 (02:30:06):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:30:08):
This says that many people believe falsely that these acts
are not considered sex.

Speaker 2 (02:30:14):
I could blame Bill Clinton.

Speaker 1 (02:30:15):
I'm just reading this word with but the fallacy has
been around much longer than that. I've heard this one plenty.
I'm saving myself for marriage, so I let him do
me anally. So, yeah, you kept your hymen. But virginity
chastity isn't solely measured by a piece of membrane. If
it were, the homosexuals would all still be virgins, and
sodomy would have been something to do with gardening. But

(02:30:37):
some people claim that oral sex is the new kiss
good night. I have never had that kiss good night
at the end of a date. Oh, I've had so
much fun. Dinner was fantastic. We hand exactly. If you
have another person's genitals in your mouth or squatting on

(02:30:58):
your face to provide them sexual release, it's sex. Yes,
it's not going to get deep into penetration.

Speaker 2 (02:31:07):
Well, I'll here's where I'm at with it.

Speaker 1 (02:31:10):
I I don't it's not penetration sex.

Speaker 2 (02:31:16):
And when I hear it is a form of sex.

Speaker 1 (02:31:19):
Yes, that's why it's in the title oral sex. Yeah,
but I interpreted it as when they not real sex.
I interpreted it as like penetration, right, right of course. Yeah,
I'm not of the mindset that if if you're having
anal sex, you're not a virgin anymore. Right, I don't
believe that you have lost your virginity. You're not an
anal virgin anymore, right, And so I kind of look

(02:31:44):
at it like it's just normal. But then you go,
would you rather your partner you find out your partner
is cheating? They've never had penetrative sex, but they've had
anal Is that worse or they haven't? Well, listen, we
didn't have sex. We just you know, worked on each other.
I just sucked him off in the parking lot. No,

(02:32:06):
I just jerked him off in the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (02:32:08):
No, right, you're mad either way, absolutely, But which one's worse?

Speaker 1 (02:32:12):
Uh, They're all the same. They're all the same because
no matter what you're you're you're causing friction for pleasure,
you know what I mean. You're stimulating genitalia to have
sexual gratification. And that's all that there is to it,
you know, even if you know, well, we didn't have sex,

(02:32:34):
but I took his dick and rubbed it on the
fucking the seat of the car until he came. See
what I'm saying. We didn't have sex, and I didn't
jerk him off. I just rubbed his dick on the
fucking seat of the car until he finally came. That's
the same thing. Yeah, it's all fucking bizarre to me.

(02:32:55):
It's like when you start splitting hairs like that. I'm like,
the problem isn't that you did not have penetrative sex.
The problem is you went and found gratification in some
capacity from another individual.

Speaker 2 (02:33:11):
Right, even if your lady uh dry humped a guy's
leg until she got off, that's still that's the same thing.
What music's playing.

Speaker 1 (02:33:26):
Girls, girls, girls, because we seem to think it's okay
with dancing, Well, yeah, absolutely, But are those dancers getting off?

Speaker 2 (02:33:34):
Are they are they completion or off?

Speaker 1 (02:33:36):
Are they having an orgasm? As they say? For you,
it's an orgasm? Is the I think that has a
lot to do with it. What if they don't have
an orgasm? What if nobody they have penetrative sex but
no orgasm. Oh well that means you suck with what
you're doing.

Speaker 2 (02:33:50):
What about oral sex and there's no orgasm.

Speaker 1 (02:33:54):
It's just like making it's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (02:33:56):
Yes, the orgasm does not matter.

Speaker 1 (02:33:58):
No, it doesn't matter. You're still getting seen sexual gratification
off of it.

Speaker 2 (02:34:03):
Remember, sex is great exercise.

Speaker 1 (02:34:07):
That's a that's a common misconception.

Speaker 2 (02:34:10):
Yeah, it's a myth. People believe it is and it
is not.

Speaker 1 (02:34:13):
Does your heart rate increase, yes, but exercise has to
last out over a certain heart rate for a duration
of time. And listen, I'm sure you're a fucking bionic man.
I'm sure you're having hour long sessions. No, you just
need thirty minutes. You ain't doing thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (02:34:33):
You may have done thirty minutes in your life, but
on the rag you don't.

Speaker 1 (02:34:39):
I give you a solid five.

Speaker 2 (02:34:41):
When I hang out, having sex with someone doesn't mean
they love you. That's true statement or vice versa.

Speaker 1 (02:34:48):
I mean that just because you're having sex doesn't mean
they love you, and it doesn't mean they don't love you, right,
It just means they want to have sex. That's right.
I've got a tingling sensation in my genital area and
it needs to be corrected. Another my According to this,
they wouldn't lie about birth controller STDs. People lie about
it all the time. It is uncommon that people tell

(02:35:10):
the truth right right when it comes to those things.
When was the last time you go tested? Was last week?
And everything's fine? Yah, promise, I've never been tested for
that purpose. Now, when we were going through IVF A
test happened, and then I think I when I did
uh life insurance or something, I had to do a

(02:35:30):
blood draw and they tested then right right right, But
never like, oh boy, hus should go check I have?
I have? Yes.

Speaker 2 (02:35:38):
I don't think there's anything wrong with that. But you
do it out of nervousness.

Speaker 1 (02:35:41):
Exactly, you've been with some questionable people and you're like,
or someone told you they've been with questionable people, maybe
I should go and get that checked out. Of course
everything comes back all right, Yeah, this is probably this
was a giant myth that I wish would be a
little more less taboo, and that initiating sex makes you
a slut. Listen, if you initiate sex, good for you.

(02:36:04):
Somebody's got to do it. It's human nature. I wish
it wasn't as traumatized on people, specifically women, because where
guys make a mistake when they call a girl a slut,
is it pushes them further away from wanting it right
and they may later down the road. I just think
that if we were more open to allowing women to

(02:36:26):
be as scandalous as they want to be, like that
that Bonnie Blue lady, if she wants to have something
good for her.

Speaker 2 (02:36:31):
I don't think she's a slut, right, she just has
a lot of sex.

Speaker 1 (02:36:34):
She may have some slutty tendencies, but I don't even
think that's really In the end, you look at the
definition of the slut and the same thing as a prostitute,
and a prostitute as one who gets paid to have sex, right,
I don't think so. I think a slut is just
a term you use for a female who has a
lot of sex. We're about to get to the bottom
of this difference between slut and prostitute. Get the real answers.

(02:37:00):
You're on the right man, slut, please auto feel for me. Nope,
I was hoping somebody else had ask this prostitute. Okay,
thank you. AI could not help me at all whatsoever.
Reddit's there for me. Though, slut is a derogatory and

(02:37:20):
offensive term often used to shame women for their perceived
sexual activity. Prostitute refers to someone who engages in sexual
acts for payment, okay, well, which is a specific activity,
while slut is a judgment or label.

Speaker 2 (02:37:34):
Got you, which is to my point.

Speaker 1 (02:37:36):
I think if men stop throwing it around as much,
women wouldn't be so cautious to not be one. Right,
You're probably right four play is overrated. I don't think
four play is overrated. Oh that's the fun part.

Speaker 5 (02:37:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:37:48):
If a woman can't orgasm during intercourse, there is something
wrong with her. Oh. I wouldn't say there's something wrong
with her, like a Lemon Law type of thing, right,
I would say they're just not into it, right. They
may not.

Speaker 2 (02:38:02):
They're just doing it to appease somebody.

Speaker 1 (02:38:04):
Right, Well, everybody's pill up differently, and you got to
figure out that combination of what it takes. Right, I
would say this, If you are a woman and can't orgasm,
have never orgasm, there may be something going on there.
That doesn't mean that. That doesn't mean that there's something
wrong with you. It may It also may not right.

(02:38:25):
But for a woman it's a drama. The steps involved
are dramatically different than for a guy. That's all I'm saying.
We could literally rub it on the fucking seat and
get off. I've seen a woman do that. I'm just
saying we're pretty simple, basic creatures. Right. Women will attach
it to a shower as we I'm like, okay, whatever
we want to do. I've seen the meme it's like
when it comes to masturbation, it's like guys and it's

(02:38:48):
got like two hands or whatever, and then for the
women it was like a hand, another hand, of mouth,
a fucking they had a cucumber and all kinds of
different shit in area. Yeah, and it's like, you know,
it seems about right. What I'm implying is that women
fake having orgasms so they they know, they're aware that
they can't or won't or don't want to. Right. So,

(02:39:11):
to me, there isn't something wrong with them per se,
like broken, there's something. It is their decision if they
want to right.

Speaker 2 (02:39:21):
This one. There's no such thing as bad sex.

Speaker 1 (02:39:24):
By fucking hell. Well, here's my problem with this one.

Speaker 2 (02:39:28):
It's usually a hindsight.

Speaker 1 (02:39:30):
Hey, you look back and it wasn't good. Yeah, I
mean you still carried through with it because you wanted
to get off. But there's been I will turn food
away if it's I will not eat food if it
ain't good. There's been times where I be in it,
you know, in my past, and I'm like, this is
not good. This is not good. There's you You're laying

(02:39:50):
there like a dead fish. You know, there's no action,
there's no nothing, there's no Yeah, this is bad sex,
but I'll still finish it up to get you know,
a fuck. I'm already in it. Live stop now. Yeah,
I'm sure if you have sex enough, you can give
examples of bad sex. It's like pizza for me. I'll

(02:40:14):
eat it and then when it's over, I'm like, ah,
wasn't that good?

Speaker 7 (02:40:16):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:40:17):
I don't know if I was worth it.

Speaker 1 (02:40:18):
I won't go back to that restaurant, right right, right.
But as I've gotten older, there's times I'm eating food
and I just stop and pushed the plate away, and
I was like, you're not gonna eat them? Like, I'm
just not gonna eat things.

Speaker 2 (02:40:29):
That aren't good.

Speaker 1 (02:40:29):
I've done that before. I could die tomorrow, like I don't.
I don't want to waste my time being like I'm
so glad I ate that pizza from that place. Yeah,
I've been there before. I've gotten up and walked away
and it's like, where are you going? I'm like just
not feeling it. I gotta go, right, I've done it
with pizza, and people always like, what what's wrong? I'm like,

(02:40:51):
I taste green pepper, there's nothing on there. Yeah, I
know some juice drinled, drizzled across somehow.

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