BMMS 3-4-25

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I don't know what it is. I don't know why
people drive worse when it's raining. I saw three recks.
One happened right in front of me.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Uh, And I.

Speaker 7 (03:38):
Was like, do you stop in the rain, like I
how do you decipher whether you should stop or not?
And help somebody?

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I think? Get the cars flipped upside down and maybe possibly.

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Smoking like they're in a Parelel situation.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah, yeah, if it's just a little rear render fender
bender keep truck in front and back were pretty messed up.
Oh you know, was it upside down and on fire? No?
Then they good?

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they move around the wreck. Right, cars still got like
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we go around, the stupid ass small penis truck behind
me just like takes off. You're like, yeah, yeah, get
to work, man, Yeah, I get it. Yeah, all right,

(04:35):
So I have something I want to share that. I mean,
this shouldn't be a big surprise, but I didn't know this,
this existed, so for I won't say I was hard
pressed against it, but for a while I wasn't on
board with crocs. And then uh I did, and they're
they're awesome.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 7 (04:54):
I'm a I convert a lot of people to crocs,
including my wife, the naysayer, and now now follow her.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
She was a staunchly against Oh my gosh, yeah, and
now it's Croc life, right.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
Yeah, I broke her down. Yeah, I broke her down,
and she's a steamboat. I broke her down. And that's
the weirdest thing, right, Yeah, we all. I don't know
if the listeners could hear that. Yeah, it's something like steamboat,
like a freight train. Maybe they say a tornado when
it's come. It sounds like a train, so I don't

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think they mean like that.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
I think not an actual Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Anyway, anyway, so she's I've converted her and my kiss
my kids of course are on board. We just got
blooey ones for one of them, and and they do
the little charms things and all that. And by the way,
if you've ever changed charms on a pair of Crocs,
it is it sucks.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Have you been to the Croc store at the outlet mall.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I have not, but I hear it's awesome.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Bro Crocs as far as the eye can see. All
all the charms, different charms, different theme. They've got Star
Wars themed one with all the different charms. Because I
got my lady her very first pair of Crocs ever
for Valentine's Day, comfort and safety, right, and I picked

(06:16):
up this pair. They were red and they had this
Valentine's Day theme, you know, buttons all over them. I'm like,
that's fantastic, perfect And I go up there and she's
like the lady at the redis, She's like, do you
want all this stuff to goes on? I was like,
wait a minute, that's all separate.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
That's extra, that's extra.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
She's like yeah, and I was like, oh no, I'll
just go find a regular one. Anyway, it's pretty badass store.
If you read crocks, it's worth going to check it out.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
My kids lose their charms all the time out of
their crocs.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
How they fall out the ocean took mine your crock?
Now the charms, just the.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Charms, How they're so like deeply in there. Yeah, but
the way I use pliers to get them out. The
waves said, you know what, give me that but life
button you got there. Oh while you're at it, I'm
taking your glasses and the extra bud light you had
in your pocket. That's what happens when you buy charms
spelled with an S. Right, it was bed because the

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L was missing. They're not crocs, they're rocks, right right.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
But I have.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Recently discovered and I knew the moment I saw them,
they were gonna be glorious and they arrived yesterday.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Crocs slippers, bro, they are amazing.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
There are clouds on your feet. They're fantastic. Crocs are
more for off roading. Crocs slippers are more for the
comfort of your own home.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
I have crocs that have the furry lining on the inside,
which are great, people say, but not so much the
furry lining on the outside.

Speaker 7 (07:52):
Yes, and they're softer, so they're not that that whatever
space ah polymer that they use for regular crocs.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
So yeah, what's the point of these here crocs slippers?
So you don't stub your toe on the table coming around.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
No, to keep your feet warm. They're slippers, they're house shoes. Okay,
I'm just sharing something glorious I discovered.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
And I'm not a.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
Big slipper, no, okay, but I don't buy them enough
to be in the Crocs club. I'm a believer, Like
you buy a croc short of them out you outgrowing them?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
They should last you.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Yeah. And how many people do you know outgrow your crocs?
My children, people like us though, people that are full grown,
we ain't now growing any crocs. Yeah, we've had the
same crocs for six years, maybe longer than that, and
I've gotten other ones. I have like three four different

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pairs of crocs. Okay, one one true croc, the other
ones are frocks for sure, which is okay. They're not
the same, but they work in a pan. They were
gifts to me. I'll take them, I'll wear them.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, I don't know if there would be much of
a difference.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Now.

Speaker 7 (09:07):
I will say this I'm considering, and I saw this
when we went shopping during the holidays, is they have
Christmas crocs and that's got my attention, just.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Like Christmas themed or what do you mean? Yessah?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
They look like you know, Santa Ish Okay, so it.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Could be like a red white cross with some of
the Christmas thing like maybe yeah, Rudolph the red nose
reindeer button, Yeah, something to that effect.

Speaker 7 (09:32):
Because I wear crocs a lot in the winter, okay,
to go out to the garage or whatever.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
They're very convenient, they're fantastic, They're they're not very sociably
acceptable to wear outside.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
People look at you weird and funny. But I don't
give a damn people look at me weird and funny. Anyway.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
It's more of those people that they're afraid that you
know they're not sheep. But I just say, you know,
if you're not sheep, you're still sheep because you're now
following a different movement.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Yeah, that is sheep too. Sheep over here with comfortable feet.
The sheep on this side who have hurting, miserable feet
and hate their lives.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:15):
Well, you know, like there are people that are like,
I'm the black sheep of the family.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well you're not.

Speaker 7 (10:18):
You just roll in a different direction like other people,
and you hang with You're also sheep, right, you also
have a following. It's like people that knock on Apple
and they're like, ah, I'm not a sheep, but have
you seen my new android? Your sheep too. You your
follower as well. Hypocrisy is deeply rooted.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
That's what this country was founded on.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
What's not it's Cristian right in the English language. Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
But I've got to tell you croc slippers. I highly
encourage you to look them up. Maybe wander out to
that shopping mall area and look at them.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
I can't remember if I seen it any Crocs slippers
while I was there. Of course, I wasn't really looking
for Crocs slippers. I was looking for Crocs themselves, which
I found them, you know, the whole store dedicated to them.
But it's just which ones did I want? Because they're
different kinds, they're different styles. They're not all crocs are
created equal. Some of them have different souls, different footings.

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But for the most part, they're saying.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
We went out there to that shopping area on a
Saturday because my kids needed choose and.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
They have a rack room there, which whatever, it's fine.
There wasn't very many people there, oh you talk about
at the outlet mall itself.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Yeah, and the parking lot was kind of annoying.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
What time did you go on a Saturday though? Was
it like first thing in the morning, ten o'clock. Yeah,
I kind of figure, yeah, of course it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that would make sense. Yeah, they're just people ain't gone around.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
It's still Saturday.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
Yeah, but still it's ten o'clock in the morning on
a Saturday.

Speaker 7 (11:58):
And it's Saturday after like everybody was like imbounded in
their home from all the weather.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
You know, when I went on Valentine's Day, how romantic
it was that Friday? And uh, it wasn't buzzing busy,
you know, people everywhere, bodies everywhere, but I still felt
it was busy enough. I went after the show in
the early afternoon time. But again Friday afternoon Valentine's Day.

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Who the hell goes the outlet model shop for Valentine's.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
So you went on Valentine's Day?

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Was that your like plan? B?

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Or no? That was my plan. I had to wait
till I get paid. Okay, I had to wait till
I get paid. We got paid that on the fourteenth.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
You were company. You were finding crocs like crocs were
the gifts? Oh yeah, I knew that.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
For fact, I already had planned out what I was
going to get this dame right, because she ain't never
had Crocs before. And it's like, what hell? Letting me
be the guy to get you your very first pair
of crs?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
What did you get you?

Speaker 5 (12:54):
She got My gifts pale in comparison to hers. I
got her a pair of Crocs, right, and one hundred
dollars gift card to Victoria's Secret. You know, go get
you some I thought some pennies or some bras, or
maybe some sexy lingery or something like that.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I don't know better than you. Here you got exactly.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
And I I reviews to buy clothing for women as
gifts at all, no matter what birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day,
Arbor Day, whatever, I do not buy clothes for women
because nine times out of ten, sometimes ten out of ten,
it's gonna be wrong. You're gonna get the wrong side,
you're gonna get the wrong pattern, you getetr wrong color.

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It's just wrong.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Unless she's standing there with you saying, hey, I want
that exactly exactly.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
So I find it better. Some people are like, oh,
gift cords, it's a lay miss gift. It's better here,
go get whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Especially when it's from a store you know that they like, right.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Right right stop at uh. So we uh. That was
on a Friday afternoon and we meet up at the
pump and we do some day dre and I was like, hey,
I gotta stop at Walmart and I gotta get one
more thing before I get to the house, right to
get a gift back, right for all this stuff that
I got. And she's like, all right, I'll just meet

(14:11):
you at the house or whatever. So I go in
and my gift is on the counter and it was
a it was gift from your gift from for me
was on the counter and it was a giant bottle
of Johnny Blue.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah, And I looked at that. I was like, I
know how much that costs?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Here, so you felt like you did not match?

Speaker 5 (14:36):
No, No, And that's twice. She's the same thing on Christmas, right,
And I was like, Okay, maybe Valentine's Day I can
make up for it. I can catch up, right, because
she got me a pair of Bluetooth headphones for my PlayStation, right,
and those are not cheap. I know the price on
those as well, and you know so. So I was like, oh,

(14:57):
maybe I can make up for it on Valentine's Day. No,
she up did me a Listen.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Listen, it's not a competition.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
It's not.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
The thought that that is the craziest thing I've ever
heard you said.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Because I don't believe you.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
I'm not. I know. It's not a competition. We're not
trying with you your money, but I should at least
you know able to match come close to. Johnny Blue
is not cheap. What's it? What is that? Right? A
bottle of Johnny Blue? That bottle which it was a
giant bottle, and it came it was a gift back set, right,
so it came with two really awesome rocks glasses as well.

(15:38):
Just the bottle itself is nearly three hundred dollars, like
to sixty something for just the bottle. Too fitty for
just the bottle. So I can imagine how much.

Speaker 7 (15:48):
This This is amazing, This is so I'm totally psychoanalyzing
right now on some things. One of them the not buying,
Like I'm not buying clothes.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
You'll get it wrong, you know.

Speaker 7 (16:00):
Sometimes the gesture of trying is nice, and it's self
confidence that's bothering you on that. And maybe there's some
scar deep from you've done it before and you got
berated by a woman that because of that rather than
or maybe it was your parents and you saw that
rather than you know, some people like the option of trying,
right because returns are a thing. Yeah, So there's that,

(16:20):
And then there's you don't think you're worth a three
hundred dollars bottle of whiskey from your partner?

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Oh right, there's a lot going on there, and it's
probably you deserve love, oh yeah, love love in a
three hundred dollars bottle of whiskeys.

Speaker 7 (16:34):
Did you have that same feeling when a PlayStation was
bought for you or grill?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
I mean, what we know now we understand why those
persons were made.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Yeah right, yeah, right, you know, I don't know. I
don't think so, I don't think so like, oh that's yeah,
that's nice. I guess maybe I did a little bit.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
But also, you're an access service type of guy, so
you know, if she needs the lawn mode, you will do.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
That, but he won't. But well, he's acts of service
on certain.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Things, okay, I mean if she needs her car worked on.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
He will do things that fall in his windows.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Absolute acts of service. Doesn't know limits, right, yeah, acts
of services. Hey, I need you to go buy me
a dress.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
You go do it, all right, tell me exactly which
one you want, exactly which size, and exactly which color,
and I'm all its yeah. If you just want me
to go pick it out, you're gonna end up looking
like Minni Pearl.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
It's not your fault, right, No, it's not your fault, thanks, Robin.
It's not your fault.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
What movie lindsay? I don't know, goodwill, Honey, that's bad,
Damon all right, we got takes to Pop Evil. We're
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Take a break and.

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We'll be back. Den.

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Speaker 4 (18:25):
Couple arrested for forcing way past to airport security. This
happened at the Miami International Airport when two people allegedly
attacked airline staff. Raphael Serif Novaus and Beatrice Rapaport de
compos Maya were running late for their flight to Cancun

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on Sunday when they got into a heated altercation with
airport staff. During the fray, one of the suspects threw
a coffee in the face of an American Airlines employee.
Video of the incident obtained by NBC shows several cop
cars responding to the tarmac next to American flight twenty
four to ninety four just before takeoff. About six Miami

(19:10):
Dade Sheriff's deputies responded to the fight. According to the outlet,
the man was charged with resisting an officer without violence
and trespassing, while she was charged with two counts of
battery and trespassing. American Airlines said acts of violence are
not tolerated by American Airlines and we are committed to

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working closely with law enforcement in their investigation, and airport
spokesman told NBC that the Sheriff's office is handling all
of the investigation right now.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Good. Yeah, people lose their mind in airports.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Yeah, they do. Dact like they're the uh yeah rush man.
They got a git where they need to get and
they need to get their narrow Only there.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Was a way to plan right exactly. Sorry, they sprung
that flight on them at the last minute, right, No,
I didn't know what was happening hot coffee?

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Did the face come home?

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Was it hot? Though?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
I mean you had time to get coffee right, right.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
If you want to stop by the Starbucks anyway, it'd
been on time.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
You can't get through security with open liquid, right, So
you either brought it to the airport stopped on your way,
or you got it after you went through security.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Who's going to sit there and chug a hot cup
of coffee before they get on the flight?

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Man text homeowner to ask about Bago drugs left behind.
So it comes out of Florida where dude named Christopher
Newton was getting kicked out of the house. The homeowner
called the police to have him removed and trespassed from
the home. It doesn't say why they were having him

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kicked out of the house, but nonetheless, Chris, it's time
to go. So as police are there, you know, kicking
him out of the house and getting him for trespassing
or whatnot, he texted the homeowner, Hey, I left the
baggie on the nightstand, And so the homeowner tells the
cops about it, and the cops got the consent to

(21:14):
go with search and shown up there's a bag of
cocaine right there on the nightstand, right where Chris had
left it. Anyhow, they went ahead and arrested Chris for
possession of cocaine, and they the police went on to
social media and says, if you're going to leave something behind,
maybe don't text about it.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Sorry, I was reading about this, this.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
Couple they're digging in. They're saying, nobody through coffee. The
coffee fell.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Sure, it did, slipped out of my hands, right to
your face.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
What are you doing making an argument?

Speaker 9 (21:51):
Man?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
You don't look good.

Speaker 7 (21:55):
Uh Man accused of burglarizing more than a dozen Dunkin Donuts.
So this story is really bizarre to me, just because
the idea of robbing places certain places specifically make no sense,
and I feel like donut shop falls in line with that.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Right, Their donuts aren't even that good.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
We're stealing, Ah, just settle down. It's a donut.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
If I want to steal donuts, ain't going to be
from Duncan. I want to steal it from Krispy Kreme.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Well, first of all, he's stealing cash. Okay, he's not
stealing donuts.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
We haven't gotten that far yet.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
A New Jersey man is facing several charges for burglarizing
a major coffee chain across northern New Jersey. Bergen County
prosecutors allege Iman give Me the Sour Cream and the
Blueberry Bowman broke into more than a dozen dunkin Donuts
locations in New Jersey between twenty twenty four and twenty
twenty five. He's accused of stealing more than eighteen thousand

(22:53):
dollars worth of cash from the coffee chain and causing
ten grand and property damage. Thorny's believe he's responsible for
similar or burglaries in New York, but having said what
businesses may have been impacted, He's remained in jail after
surrendering to authorities last week. It's like one of the
locations he got like eighteen hundred dollars. I can't imagine

(23:14):
a lot of people pay with cash, and we're talking
five dollars, maybe ten dollars at most twenty dollars transactions.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Well, I don't know. If you go into one of
those places and you're say you're buying for the office,
you might drop.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
A bill, a bill one hundred dollars for donuts.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Yeah, if you're taking yeah, you're.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
Doing a credit card transaction, especially if it's for the office,
you're writing it off.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Okay. So I when I was working fast food, each
till started off with seventy five dollars, right right, petticake, Yeah, yeah,
And you got to think about Okay, so let's think
at least two tills bare minimum at a dunkin Donuts, Right,
that's one hundred and fifty bucks. But you also have morning, noon,
and night shifts as well, So that's one hundred and

(24:03):
fifty three hundred four point fifty right there, bare minimum.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
But you're doing cash drops.

Speaker 7 (24:08):
I mean when I've worked at like gas stations, and
even when I worked at the Home Depot, you weren't
allowed to keep a certain amount of more than a
certain amount of money in you in your ape until
at any one time.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Absolutely. But all that money that that you're having dropped
is in the safe and that can be opened up.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I couldn't open it when I dropped it.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
Like at Home Depot, they had the tubes of right,
But when I worked a gas station, it went into
a lock box safe that I didn't have the key.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
For, right, Right, I, as the as the manager there
at the restaurant, did have the combination and had to
get in. So if somebody wanted to rob the place, hey, gimpee,
ooy gon to the head. Open up this damn safe,
and I'll tell you in the event that that ever happened.
It didn't, but if it did, I'm opening the safe here.
Take it one hundred percent, take it all. I am

(24:54):
not going to put my life on the line for
Carl's Junior.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
So he wasn't going and robbing this place with in
the hopes of getting rich. He was in the hopes
of making a little money and getting away with it.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
I guess what a lot of people that rob stores
like that do. Yeah, they just need a little bit
of scratch to get them pass.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
Right Now, if I'm robbing, I am looking for the
fast dime, not the slow nickel. I'm not looking to
make this a career. I'm looking for the one time
one and done.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I'm out.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Rob a bank, get a couple, maybe ten fifteen thousand,
if not more.

Speaker 7 (25:27):
The in depth article listed the locations of which he
places he robbed and how much he got and sumone
says he got nothing and the biggest one he got
was eighteen hundred dollars. Now I could see the eighteen
hundred dollars being like, oh, maybe do this again, right,
But when you get zero, you're like, what am I doing?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
What am I? What am I gambling for?

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Maybe so or well that one didn't pan out, Let's
hit the next one.

Speaker 7 (25:47):
And it could be drug related to you're only doing
it just to keep your drug supply going. But petty
cash is what I thought it'd be, is that they
were just getting the drawerstarter and that was it.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Yeah, you're not going to get much out of the drawerstarter,
out of the drawer at all. But opened up that safe, bitch,
I know you got money in there.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
Oh, I can't imagine if like the like working at
a gas station in rural Missouri in the middle of
the night is like I look back on that, I
was like, what was I doing, Like closing the store?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Someone could have easily robbed.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (26:18):
I worked at two locations and they were on the
outskirts of town, like the last thing.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Right, the ideal spot to rob.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yes, family owned.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
It wasn't a chain and there's a high probability that
somebody could have came in and been like give me
the money and been like, I don't know how to
open the safe.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, sure you don't. I trust me here to take
my wall and I got nothing. Man, Well, why would
I be a hero?

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Why do I want to be a hero out of
this place for free soft serve and the occasional rotissery.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Chicken like that chicken is good.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
It was good.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Plus we would just go in the back and open
a six pack and drink it while we were working.
If you worked on Fry or Saturday and when then
you just drop one and be like one broke the
models broke.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Yeah.

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Sports Shay Gilgess Alexander scored fifty one points and the
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to eight last night for their fiftieth win of the season.
Gildess Alexander reached fifty points for the fourth time this season,
all in the past seven weeks. The NBA's scoring leader
finished with at least forty for the ninth time in
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added twenty four points for the Thunder. Cam Whitmore matched
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the Rockets. The thunder visit Memphis tomorrow. The NFL's twenty
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The transaction will be designated as a post June first cut,
which means Philly will save nearly four and a half
million dollars in salary cap space. The six time pro
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Slay was originally selected by the Lions in the second
round of the twenty thirteen draft and as twenty eight
career interception and the Texas Longhorns are closing in on
adding a former Big twelve rival head coach to the staff.
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a role on its twenty twenty five coaching staff. The
deal is reportedly not finalized yet and his role is
still to be determined. Brown spent the past six seasons
leading West Virginia to a combined thirty seven and thirty
five record before being fired last December. The Longhorns opened
spring practice on March seventeenth.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
The tik they said Texas announced this at the first
one of the first days of the combine, is that
they won't do spring games.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
They're one of Nebraska Texas.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
There might be a couple others that have said they
are no longer going to do spring games. It's not
worth the chance of injury the way players moved through
the portal. Sarcasian said, it's just not It is just
not in our game plan, especially with the added games
at the end of the season.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
If you make it far, it's too close.

Speaker 7 (31:06):
Guys need time to rest and recoup, and to do
a spring game just makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
And I kind of disagree.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
I think we'll.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
Eventually go to We'll see a place where there's like
maybe a couple games, not scrimmages, but like preseason games
maybe that don't count that they will do earlier in
the year, maybe just to amount.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Them warmed up a little bit for the season.

Speaker 7 (31:27):
Yeah, I think there's something to be said in the
NFL those preseason games are about running through routines and
what game day will look like and kind of getting
guys in that rhythm, and to do that in the
spring with college doesn't really it's a waste of energy
because there's no reason. Something changes. You may transfer, you

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could get injured, a lot can happen between then, and
your memory will change from a spring game until the fall.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
So it makes sense to not do that.

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Speaker 7 (33:00):
We love talking about movies and TV shows, and this
list has been put together of the twenty best TV
shows of all time, and there's no way we're all
going to agree on this. I don't necessarily agree with
number one, but so we'll go through them and we'll
debate whether they are good or not or even belong
on the list. First one they have at number twenty
is Cheers.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I would say that belongs on the list.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Yeah, I mean it's it was super popular.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
It was all these shows are popular, So let's go
ahead and just take that off the table.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
I think that if I think anyone that watched it
was a fan of it. I don't think Cheers had
any haters. I think that was either people just didn't
watch it, but if they did watch it, they loved it.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
I think people hated it when the old Man was
taken off and they put Woody Harrelson in more, I
think though, yeah, but they still didn't like People don't
like it when that happens, they blame the new person.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Sure it's what he's old, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
I think it was one of a show. You didn't
see any shows about bars at that time, and I
don't think you really find any now TV current TV.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Shows Sonny Okay and The Ranch.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
That wasn't about a bar. They had a couple of
scenes in the bar, but always Sonny, I owned the bar.
League be closest to it.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Reba's got a new show and she owns it's in
a bar.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
She's still love thee Yeah, number nineteen on this list.
I love Lucy.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Definitely groundbreaking for its time.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
I don't know how it's not in the top five.
It is one of the few shows that you could
have never seen it and can name a scene from
the movie or from the show.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
Yeah, it's one of the few shows that exists that
you could have never seen one episode, but you know
some classic scenes chocolate conveyor belt, the the grapes.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Yeah, vidavitaveggimin.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, Yeah, Lucy, you got some explaining to do. Yeah, well,
that feels more like what's that scene with Yeah, that's
from Friends. I don't know if he's quoting it exactly,
but you know, Ricky Ricardo.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Mash number eighteen, Why is that number eighteen? Sei that
with Lucy Man it should be in the least top five.

Speaker 7 (35:24):
Mash is a good show, but unlike what we just
said about I Love Lucy.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I can't think of one scene. I can think of characters, yeah,
but I can't a song. I can't think of one scene.
Number seventeen Star Trek No, Nope, why it is if
you like that, right?

Speaker 5 (35:45):
That show, the original Star Trek. Look at how many
other Star Treks spawned off of that one original William
Shatner show. I'll give you that, so I say, yeah,
it should definitely be in the list.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
How many seasons was that thirteen?

Speaker 5 (36:01):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (36:02):
And they had like five different spinoffs of it exactly.
No other show has done that.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
Yeah, they don't have an I Love Lucy Khan. You
know what I'm saying. They don't have Cheersy's Yeah, like trickies, but.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
They do have they do have they do have Lucy Khan.
They do have like Lucy Lucille Ball look alike.

Speaker 7 (36:23):
Yeah, then can we at least concede that there's that
one set of precedent and the other one's trying to
do that?

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Sure?

Speaker 7 (36:30):
All in the family at number sixteen. Okay, again, I
don't know how this show is in number sixteen. It
was so ahead of its time. Oh yeah, it could
come on now and I think can still be good.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
I was about to say, I don't think that it could.
I don't think that it could with the same premise
as it was back then, especially with the blatant racism
coming out of Archie Bunker's mouth, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (36:59):
I don't think Shameless was basically a modern version of it.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Do you think so?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yeah? And Shameless was fantastic show.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
All right, but Shameless also being on a premium channel,
right all in the Family was on network.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
That's that's not what we're talking about, right right. I
think it could come out today and be just as good.
Number fifteen.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
West Wing never seen an episode, so I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
I didn't watch West Wing, but I'm familiar with the show.
I wasn't. I didn't watch it.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
I think that this is a fantastic show. It's probably
one of my favorite television shows of all time. I'm
okay with it being in the top top like fifteen,
I'm okay with that. I don't I'm not willing to
go stand on a hill and fight for it to
be in the top five or anything like that. For me,
it's great. The dialogue is really fast. Anything about American culture. Yeah,

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is always I think, really really good.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
I know people talked about it a lot.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
It's fantastic to see it. Go oh yeah, fantast it's
a fantastic show. Number fourteen Friends, Oh yeah, how.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
Him, that's number fourteen. As popular as that show was,
As huge as it was, I mean, you'd figure at
least top ten.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
It definitely sets some.

Speaker 7 (38:23):
Style cultural things in society. As far as a show,
I think it's not good, right, I find myself watching it.
But if you the old no laugh track, if you
watch it, tell me the time you've watched Friends and.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
You laugh out loud.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
I do.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
That doesn't surprise me actually, But there's the dialogue is
usually not very funny. They're constantly berating Ross.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
He deserves it.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah, and he's easily the smartest one.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Number thirteen Er Okay, I'll give you that groundbreaking for
its time. Before that, we've had doctor shows before that, obviously,
Mash you know, Doogie Howse or Trapper John MD.

Speaker 7 (39:17):
So there were other hospital shows, but not quite like
Quincy er Quincy another one not quite like Er though. No,
it is the most nominated drama television show of all time.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
Hey, if you think about it. You wouldn't have shows
like was It, like Chicago Hope, even House, other other
doctor shows like that if it wasn't for r.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
And it gave us a lot of actors and actresses too.
It was a start for a lot of them.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
To Gimpe's point, Grayson Adamy comes in at twelve.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Yeah, a good show. I guess I'm happy with it
in the top twenty.

Speaker 7 (39:51):
But I don't like this show. But it does belong
on a list like this highly influential show. People love
the show. Meredith Gray is a name that people know.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
They have scrubs named after the Grease anatomy. They don't
have scrubs named after mash.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Number eleven is Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Okay, I'm trying to think I've ever actually watched any
of that. I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (40:18):
You probably watched a skit, but probably on YouTube, right,
like not the show right to be fair for the
three of.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Us, this wasn't a show that was really on television.
It didn't really make any cultural leeway in America until
the early eighties, mid eighties. Right where I would have
been ten and Lindsay would have been.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
What you were?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
You born eighty one. So four.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
Number ten mad Men show on AMC about New York
ad agency and I loved this show.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
I think this show was groundbreaking in a different way
than I Love Lucy was groundbreaking.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
I have heard of it and I've heard good things
about it and never watched an episode.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Yeah it wasn't. I didn't watch.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
It to say it's better than West Wing. I'm okay
with that. I'm okay. It's a fantastic show.

Speaker 7 (41:21):
I'm shocked Lindsay as someone who loves these love shows
like this has never seen it. Especially with us in
radio and working with ad agencies, you can relate to
a lot of the things they do. Number nine Curb
your enthusiasm.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Oh totally. I've just recently started getting into that show.
It is hilarious.

Speaker 7 (41:41):
It's brilliant, right, Oh yeah, it's so uncomfortably brilliant.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Did that one start on Eachbo?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
It's only lived on eachbo.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Okay, it's only lived on EACHBO. So I didn't see
it when it first came out.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
You've never seen it. You've not seen one episode.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Oh you're missing out. You are good.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Number eight Sex and the same Okay, Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
That was one too. I was We didn't have HBO
in my house, so we didn't watch it until after.
I think I was probably in my thirties when I
started watching old episodes. I saw the movies and I
was like, yeah, I love the movies. So I started
watching the television show and yeah, I love that one,

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and that should definitely be on a list.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I don't know if it should be at eight.

Speaker 7 (42:30):
It has huge cultural influence, a lot of awards and nominations,
but to better than the West Wing?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
No way, no way again, No, I'm thinking like.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Fashion and got a lot of women drinking Cosmopolitans.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I said cultural about it though, like, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
I don't Yeah, I kind of agree, like it should
it be that high up on the list?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Number seven? Sherlock never heard of it.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Yeah, I tried to watch that. I couldn't get into it,
So no, I would take that one.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
Off another British TV shoe.

Speaker 7 (43:16):
I've never seen it. It's got what's his name? Oh gosh,
the actor?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
What is his name?

Speaker 5 (43:20):
I know? Is it Benedict cumber.

Speaker 7 (43:24):
Yeah, Cumberbatch, who's an awesome actor, maybe the best Grinch
voice ever. Uh, but that would be the only reason
I would watch it is because he's in it.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Number six The Simpsons.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Okay, yeah, totally. Why is it not in the top five? Groundbreaking,
still on, I'm still making new episodes, right since what
like Night's still culturally significant.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Absolutely still predicting the future.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
Number five Game of Thrones. Okay, yeah, that here's why
this belongs in there. It captivated people, It pulled people
and got their attention, I mean people. It was one
of those shows that came back and people were scheduling
their week around it being on. Yes, which with modern
times of being able to watch shows, that wasn't really
happening a lot, but people I would stay up to

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watch it on Sunday nights.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Huge impact, I wait for sure. Being on the top five.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
We didn't start watching that until it was completely over with,
and once it was we watched the entire eight seasons
in I think for or five weeks.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
It was like watching the longest movie that is captivating ever.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
It was great.

Speaker 7 (44:36):
Number four The Sopranos Okay, again, another show that captivated
people would plan around I mean the show ended.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
I mean we've mentioned these shows.

Speaker 7 (44:47):
Try to think of the season finales, right, and this
one still to this Day is. You know, it's the
diehard Christmas movie argument of TV shows. Whether it was
the right.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Ending, it wasn't. It was terrible ending.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
The Walking Dead Okay, yeah, I would agree.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Yeah, all the spin offs. I mean the Walking Dead
alone is still how many seasons.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
Like twenty Walking Dead itself is over?

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (45:15):
Yeah, and now they're just running off of spinoffs there.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Yeah, it is over. Twenty ten was and it started
so fifteen at best.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Uh, which I mean, if you're talking cultural impact and
stuff like that, definitely definitely belongs in the top five.
I'm happy with them.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I mean, what cultural impact did it have?

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Well, I mean, look at people, do you just said
it yourself? The same thing with Game of Thrones. People
would schedule their you know, watching around its. People would
talk at water cooler talk, let's talk about comic con
and like, yeah, how much you know that has has
grown into that that society I agree.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
On, except it started dwindling off, where Game of Thrones
kept that pace the whole time, right, right.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
There's a lot of people You're right that it did
dwindle off for them, But then you've got diehards like
myself who were still in it and still watching even
the spinoffs, no matter how lame they seem. Darryld Coast
to France, but still watch it. You know, with Maggie
and Megan having their own little spinoff show, and you
know the hatred between them is good.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Number two.

Speaker 7 (46:19):
I don't agree with it all, but I acknowledge how
big the show was, and that's breaking bad.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Okay. I was a huge show, another one that people
would schedule around to watch.

Speaker 7 (46:30):
I just it was fine. I just I found it
a little too far out there for a show. Cranston's
amazing in it, All the acting was in it, everything
was great in it. Just it just didn't resonate with me.
It's one of the few shows in my wife and
I's relationship where she watched it and I just either
went to sleep or read something right because I just
couldn't get into it. I just didn't find myself riveted

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by it. And then number one on this list. A
lot of people put on the list, and that's Seinfeld.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
I figured when it wasn't anywhere around friends, I thought
it's got to be on this list. I was not
a I didn't I wouldn't say that I wasn't a fan.
Because the few episodes that I watched of Seinfeld, I
thought it was entertaining, but I did not watch or
did not watch Seinfeld like I watched Friends.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Was not a dedicated fan.

Speaker 7 (47:21):
I'm okay with it being a top five. I don't
know if it's number one. It is a great show.
I mean, think about the finale. I remember being my
brother coming to town when I lived in Kansas City
and the finale and we went to a like we
were out doing stuff and we went into a bar
to watch the finale. That's crazy to think about. Noah,
I can't think of a show where that's happened, even

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though we talked about the riveting part of the dragons,
all that stuff, not like that, right. Yeah, I know
there was a finale for Friends, but I don't remember
it like that. Soup Nazi, right, so many culturally iconic
things in it, So it makes sense some shows they missed.

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GIMPI mentioned the show House House is a brilliant television show.
It is one that I'll sit there, like if we're
flying or whatever. I will download episodes and watch it.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Yeah. I was thinking Sons of Anarchy just because it
was a different kind of show at the time. Should
it be in the top ten, Probably not. I could
say top twenty, top twenty, just because you know, there's
no other show like.

Speaker 7 (48:29):
It, better than All in the Family, better than I
Love Lucy, better than Friends, better.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Than definitely better than Friends.

Speaker 7 (48:36):
I think you can make an argument for sure being
in the top twenty with the cultural significance it had
and the spin offs it created.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Right, you could.

Speaker 7 (48:45):
Also talk about how it had a leading character, an
actor who everybody was like, this guy's awesome, and then
everything else he did wasn't good.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Text here says where's the Office?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Right? Which one would be the argument?

Speaker 7 (48:58):
But yeah, that is another one for me with Friends
that I like that show. It is a guilty pleasure
for me, much like Below Deck. I would I don't
know if I would put on as like one of
the most amaze. How it's written and stuff like that
is great.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Yeah, there wasn't any other TV shows that were shot
like that with the whole you know, documentary style shooting
or whatever, right you look at like Modern Family. If
it wasn't for the Office, Modern Family probably wouldn't have
that same vibe to it.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
I will say this, and the reason that show even
exists because it was a British version first, but the
casting for the Office might be the best casting of
all time for the American version. Yeah, the characters are
so uniquely different. The receptions that replaced Pam and Mandy
Carely and Steve Korah, like, all these characters are so unique.

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Even when they brought in new characters to be managers
and stuff like that, they were just they I just
Elba for God's sake, isn't it? And he brings like
a unique perspective. Will Ferrell is very Will Ferrell in it,
but it.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Works, right. You can't really imagine anybody else playing those
characters you tried, Yeah, yeah, it was it Rain Wilson,
yeah right, as placed to White. Yeah, you can't picture
anybody else playing that character quite like he did.

Speaker 7 (50:23):
And the stars that that show produced too, Oh, it
is wild. The Wire isn't on the list. And The
Wire for Me might be the best television show of
all time. I know there's some people, maybe you two
have never seen it, but it is a fantastic cop show.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
And twenty four I think of with Keifer Sutherland. Yeah,
h no, I didn't think that show was very good.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
It wasn't good. But it was huge a lot. It
was huge. Really liked it.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
It was popular.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Yeah, but I didn't. I was with you. I didn't
think it was that good of a show. I couldn't
get into it.

Speaker 7 (50:54):
Yeah, what was the show with Callista Flockhart, oh and
Ally McBeal out.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Yeah for that small amount of time that it was on. Yeah,
because it was only on from like well like ninety
eight to its like maybe two thousand.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Yeah. Better Call Saw another show that I didn't watch,
but I know how big it was that people talked about.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
It's a great show. But if it wasn't for Breaking Bad,
Better Call Saw would never exist, right, we would never
know who Saw Goodman was?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Well, okay, all right, how about I can't believe Twilight
Zone isn't on there.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
I was thinking that same thing.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
That show had a massive impact.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Yeah, these are of all time, So okay, you could
loop it in there with the I love Lucy's of
the World.

Speaker 7 (51:45):
Another show that's on there that I didn't think of,
a succession, which is a more recent show, is a
fantastic show. The way it's written, the similarities to a
real life family that it's modeled after. So good Newsroom
is another one that comes to mind. Yeah, it's like
one of the best television shows of all time. There
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Speaker 4 (56:47):
Lindsay Yeah, I mean he's saying it. It was great.
This is a ridiculous name for a song in my
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A fat blank of lard? You're a fat blank of lard.

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Speaker 7 (57:14):
My dad when he would take his ring and do
this on the top of my head. So if you
keep back them up, you're gonna get a beating, or
I might try to get them to say, you have
all your digits on your hand, but what's what is
not a finger?

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There you go?

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Yeah, which is what a thumb?

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Yeah?

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Tub thumb? Me try and get them there, see if
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Speaker 5 (58:30):
And it says here that Trump pauses military aid to Ukraine.
In a statement, a White House official said that Trump
has been clear that he is focused on peace and
that our partners need to be as well. It went
on to say that the US is pausing and reviewing
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Trump has been continuously critical of Ukrainian President Zelenski in
recent weeks, including the confrontational meeting in the Oval Office
old Friday, Trump's tariffs take effect. President Trump's twenty five
percent tariffs on goods from Mexico and Canada are now
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(59:12):
five percent tariffs on one hundred billion dollars of US goods.
Trump also imposed another ten percent tariff on Chinese imports,
in addition to ten percent tariffs enacted last month. Beijing
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cost of terraiffs to consumers, sending prices hire at the
grocery store and callard dealership. Sanctuary city mayors to testify
before Congress. Four Democratic mayors of so called sanctuary cities
are scheduled to testify on Wednesday before the House Over

(59:54):
Say Committee. Denver Mayor Mike Johnston, New York Mayor Eric
Adamica Mayor Brandon Johnson, and Boston Mayor Michelle wou will
speak at what's likely to be a combative hearing over
immigration policy. The GOP members are expected to criticize the
mayor may yours for a lack of cooperation with federal

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immigration authorities. Mayor Adams may face less pushback since agreeing
with the Trump administration and helping the FEDS capture undocumented migrants.
Add Then, lastly, here State Senate passes bill to ban
corporate punishment for students with special needs in public schools
for the second year to row state lawmakers, or once
again debating on whether spanking special needs children in Oklahoma

(01:00:41):
public schools should continue, say assault in status right for
the second year to row state lawmakers, or once again
debating on whether assaulting special needs children home of public
guals should continue A different ring a little bit. But

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it's not like they're punching in the face, just a
little spank on the ass. It's okay.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
Do that at work and see how that goes. Somebody
doesn't do what they're supposed to.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Maybe we should, Maybe we shouldn't. I bet you those
people at work would get theirst together. They're gonna start
doing better. No, they wouldn't bring it on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
No, they wouldn't us like it now mentally challenged right.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
The law currently allows local districts to set their own
policies of corporate punishment for all students, but under Senate
Bill three DASH sixty four, no child with a disability
that is also on an IEP can physically can be
physically punished through peddling, spanking, or swapping.

Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
Oops backtrack can be not like they're hitting them, I believe,
is what you said.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
I've never I have never, in all my years of
being in grade school in high school, never saw anybody
get slapped, swatted, spanks, paddled, whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
For sure, I never sever an open hand slash.

Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
I never saw anybody get spanked except in one class,
and that was mister Einstein's math class in seventh grade.
And he had a paddle and he had many of
them on the wall and you could choose to be
get your name on the paddle.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
That's nice. Wow, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Yeah, that's the only time in the history of metam.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
I've seen a lot of a lot of students getting
swatted at school. Yeah, I was one of them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
I was two three swart. Clearly it worked.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
The Packers are rewarding one of their defensive players with
the new contract. ESPN reports that the team re signed
Isaiah mcduppy to a two year, eight million dollar extension yesterday.
The deal could be worth up to nine and a
half million. McDuff he started every game this past season
and racked up a career high in ninety four tackles,

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three for loss to go with a sack and forced fumble.
Green Bay took the linebacker in the sixth round of
the twenty twenty one draft and was a key member
of special teams. McDuffie played under former Boston College head
coach Jeff Haffley, who was hired as Green Bay's defensive
coordinator last offseason. NFL Hall of Fame coach Jimmy Johnson

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is retiring from his sports analyst position. Johnson announced his
retirement from his position with Fox Sports.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
On The Herd with Colin Coherd on Monday.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Fox Sports CEO Eric Shanks confirmed Johnson's announcement. The former
Super Bowl champion head coach spent over thirty years with
the network.

Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
When he did his final Fox broadcast, yeah, during the
Super Bowl, it was really heartfelt.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
It was awesome. He's I think he's been one of
the more down to earth free game analyst guys. Always
does a good job and I wonder if he's gonna
be Is he still racing because he did racing too,
like car racing. How old is he? Oh, while he

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was with the doesn't your.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Story now it doesn't, But he was on the air
for thirty years. Unless something completely shocking and unexpected happens tonight,
Lebron James will add another historic milestone to his storied career.
James is already the NBA's all time scoring leader at
forty one thousand, eight hundred thirty seven. In the postseason,
James has racked up another eighty one hundred and sixty two.

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Add those both together and you get forty nine, nine
hundred ninety nine career points. That's more than five thousand
points more than the second place player, Kareem Abdul Jabbar,
and one more point shy of an amazing fifty thousand.
The New Orleans Pelicans visit the Los Angeles Lakers tonight
or that milestone should be surpassed. Tip Off is scheduled

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Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
Do listener emails. You can always email show atkmod dot com.
We read an email in the air and then give
advice on what should happen. This says, all right, I
need a reality check. I've been talking to these women online,
way younger half my age, and yeah, I know exactly
what it is. A midlife crisis, textbookcase, no affair, no
plans for one, but damn the attention, the way it

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makes me feel like I've still got it, And now
one of them wants to meet up. Here's the thing.
I love my wife seventeen years, build a life together.
She doesn't deserve this, and I don't want to be
the guy who wrecks this marriage of some ego boost.
But how do I pull the ripcord without looking pathetic? Like,
oh sorry, I was just using you to feel young again.

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I need an exit strategy before this gets out of hand.
So a guy who's been talking with women online his
words way younger half his age, and now it's gotten.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Because apparently before it was make belief. He's in too
deep and uh, one of the girls wants to meet
up and he doesn't know what to do.

Speaker 7 (01:07:11):
Now it's his bluff got called. He eft around and
is finding out.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
Yeah, didn't expect that to happen, right, Your.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Confidence is I get it. Your confidence is so low
you're like they're not.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
I wonder if he's clearly he's not being honest about
being married. I wonder if he's being well maybe, I
wonder if he's being honest about his age.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
I have no idea how this works.

Speaker 7 (01:07:43):
I don't know if you send a picture, I don't
know where you go to find like to have these conversations.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
Yeah, we don't know where he's at talking to him online.
He just says online. Could be Facebook, could be, Instagram,
doesn't necessarily mean he's on the dating apps very well.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Highly could be, could be only fans, could be absolutely,
could be tender, could be any of them.

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
So with that, we just don't know. But I guess
it doesn't really matter, doesn't really matter where he's talking
to them at, because he's still flirting, right, He's still
talking to these gals even though he's been married for
seventeen years.

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
And I think some would make the argument that it
is not a real relationship. He's just talking to them.
I think we've heard this before from people. They're like,
we're just talking.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
I'm not cheating on my wife.

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
Yeah, you're giving somebody else that's not your wife all
your attention. Yeah, and maybe not all of it emotions,
but a bulk of it. Yeah for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
People have that argument though, that they it's it's because
I'm not kissing them, I'm not seeing them, I'm not
right pictures.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
There's not the physical there, so it's not cheating. Got
to ask yourself the question, though, would your wife think
it's teat cheating or flip? If your wife was talking
to younger dudes online, just talking. We're not exchanging pictures
or anything. Would you consider that cheating?

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:09:10):
This says he doesn't need an exit strategy. He doesn't
owe the younger woman anything. Just stop talking to her,
another one. You're a grown ass man, delete the social
media accounts, walk away and love your wife with this
secret in your pocket. Congratulations, this guy's a dick. Grow
some testiculars and just end it. In other words, s

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or get off the pot, buddy, Yeah, cheat or shut.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Up right right right? Meeting up is wild.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
That's fun because like, Okay, he thinks it's all innocent
right now, and maybe he will stop. Comes to the realization, Ah, man,
I'm feeling guilty for what I'm doing. I need to
stop until a couple of days go by, a couple
of weeks, maybe even a couple of months. Start getting
that hitch again.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Yeah, your wife's not giving you the attention you want
because life is in the way.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
So I'll just get back online, start talking to these
younger women again, and then you're just back in the
same cycle that you were in already.

Speaker 7 (01:10:18):
Yeah, it's hard to not think the grass isn't greener.
On the other side.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
I love this one. Take your right hand, delete the app,
and then reach far out with the same hand and
smack yourself hard across the face, you dubby. How about
is his wife aware of these conversations? Is he hiding
them from his wife?

Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
If so, he knows that he already crossed the line
discovery day will happen? I think we can assume she
doesn't know based off what he's saying. Yeah, I think
it's safe to assume he is doing this covertly.

Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
Yep, who would go to the Hey, honey, just want
to let you know that, you know, I've been talking
to these younger girls online. Things happened. We're just talking
innocent flirting maybe even Yeah, see how that goes over?

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
And if this girl wants to meet up? Does she
live in town?

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
And are she gonna haunt you?

Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
If you go rogue? Right, you go a wall, you
go babee? Is she gonna show up at your work?
Is she gonna hunt you down?

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Because you just don't know people. You just don't know.
You think you do until something goes awry and the
next thing you know, you're absolutely right. She is standing
outside the door of your work waiting or standing by
her car in the parking lot, waiting for you to
come out.

Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
I don't know of a nice way to say this,
but crazy lives online. So of the people when you're like, hey,
be careful selling stuff online, it's because of crazy people
and of the day world that's happened online in this room.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Gimpi's the expert. How many of them were crazy?

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
At least half, it's fifty percent or at least perceived crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
Yeah, or do things you interpret as crazy to them?
It probably feels very normal and rational.

Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
Absolutely, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Ask the wife, maybe she's on board.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
So, honey, I've been talking to this gal online. Nothing's happened,
but hey, can we get a threeesome going? He says.

Speaker 7 (01:12:29):
If it's Facebook or something, he needs to ease out
of it nicely. If it's a dating app, just delete
the app and wash your hands and live with that lie.

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
He's out of it nicely. Just because it's Facebook. That
doesn't make any damn sense. Just because it's Facebook, they're
all the same, Facebook, Instagram, the dating apps, they're all
the same, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
They'll still follow you on Facebook or stock you on Facebook. Right,
you're gonna block them on Facebook, Gimpy.

Speaker 7 (01:12:57):
When you were finding people online. What was the reality
that you would see somebody on the tender and then
go try to look for him somewhere else, like on
facebooker and stuff like what's the percentage change? Like how
likely did you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
Very likely? Very likely, because you only get so much
on the dating apps, right, and it takes a little
bit of work, but it can be done because like
a lot of the dating apps, you only get like
a first name or whatever. And especially when it comes
to Facebook dating, that's the fun one because it's like

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you're friends with X person or like this person and
this person that you met on Facebook dating, they're friends
with these people. So you can go to those people,
right and just look for the first name Jessica or
whatever and then see because most of the time the
profile pictures match. And then you go you're like, oh,
so now I got a first name, last name, I

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know where you live, I know how many kids you got,
got all this information.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Text coming in. The marriage is already over.

Speaker 7 (01:14:02):
If he's seen no attention elsewhere, if he's seeking attention elsewhere,
meet up with her, don't tell your wife, stay toxic.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
King.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
That's a great thing about the segment. Very different types
of advice. Yeah, may as well meet them, because your
wife of seventeen years love for you is clearly not
enough for him.

Speaker 7 (01:14:20):
This is an emotional affair level. We put it back
on her, though, emotional affair. As soon as your wife
finds out you've been chatting with young girls online, she's
probably gonna divorce you anyways, especially women half your age.
You nasty take talking to women who could be your daughter. Shame, shame.

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
The wife may not divorce him instantly. It's something that
she might be able to look past and get over.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
So it is cheating. We've agreed on that.

Speaker 7 (01:14:51):
But I would hope my wife, if I've had a misstep,
will be at least somewhat willing to work on it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Right of all the time invested.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
After seventeen years. I sure.

Speaker 7 (01:15:03):
Yeah, I hope it's not a I don't. I hope
I don't get one and done.

Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
A couple of months a year. Maybe I could see
that one and done. See you, I'm out this big.

Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
I'm not saying we got to work it out, but
I think hopefully I've deserved the right to try. Yeah, uh,
it's too late. This will wind up a Hallmark TV show.
Here's a different text. Looking at pictures of women are
one thing, but once you are talking with someone, that's
going too far. You sound like a dirty sack, buddy.

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Some people don't agree with that. Some people say looking
at pictures is too far.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
Some people say they're looking watching poorness cheating as well.

Speaker 7 (01:15:38):
Right, and that's if that's their thing. Again, if your
partner and that's her thing or his thing, yeah, you
you've already crossed the line this one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
The marriage is already over.

Speaker 7 (01:15:49):
If he's seeking a to attention elsewhere, meet up with her,
don't tell your wife. Enjoy the ride, Okay, another stay
toxic king. Facebook is easy to refine to their wife.
Oh that's why you ease out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Yeah, you could pull a casper and just disappear.

Speaker 7 (01:16:06):
Not casper from kids. I think going a wall's a
dangerous move, you think so, yes, yeah, because any individual
will lose their mind and go what happened?

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
What they do?

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Where they go? What's this? What's that?

Speaker 7 (01:16:24):
Especially if you've developed any type of emotional connection and
they feel like there's a soulmate situation arising, you may
go to links to find out where they are and
what happened to them. If this person feels like there's
already a relationship there and you go a wall, they
may not be able to help themselves and go out over.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
The edge, right stock. That would be where the block
feature comes in handy, because you know they can you
delete them as a friend. Right We're just talking Facebook, Instagram,
stuff like it, and then you block them. They could
try searching for you until the cows come home and
your name's not gonna pop up.

Speaker 7 (01:17:06):
No, I think that's great, right. Block is always an option.
I'm a big fan of blocking people. It's an easy
way to not deal with conflict. But is there a
scenario where Jane Doe might go Hi, Lindsay, I saw
your friends with Michael and we've never met.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
But is he okay?

Speaker 7 (01:17:25):
He just kind of evaporated, and then your friend goes
the the hey man, this person's contacting me. Or here's
another scenario. We'll just use the same one. Lindsay's out
with some friends and like, hey, you work whatever at
seventy first in Yale? Do you know GIMPI? I was

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talking to him online? So blocking does work, But if
they're in the same town and a chance of running
in the same circle.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
Right there's possibility could happen.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
How about this one.

Speaker 7 (01:17:58):
Go for it, bro, Your wife's probably a cheating home anyways,
Who knows, Maybe this conversation with your wife might bring
back oral sex. I am no doctor, Ruth Westtheimer, but
I'm gonna think not right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Maybe not in the beginning.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
You got a comfortable couch.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
You've been talking to other girls. Oh man, let me
slob on.

Speaker 7 (01:18:18):
These little uh okay, all right, listener email, all right,
I need a reality check. I've been talking to these
women online, way younger half my age, and yeah, I
know exactly what it is, midlife crisis, textbookcase, no affair,
no plans for one, but damn the attention, the way
it makes me feel like I've set, like I've still

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got it. It's a great line. And now one of
them wants to meet up. Here's the thing. I love
my wife seventeen years, but a life built, a life together.
She doesn't deserve this, and I don't want to be
the guy who wrecks his marriage over some ego boost.
But how do I pull the rip chord without looking pathetic? Like,

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oh sorry, I was just using you to feel good again,
feel young again. I need an exit strategy before this
gets out of hand, Lindsey, maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
He should just be honest like he was with us.
I was just using you to feel young again. That way,
he's not a dick for ghosting. And also he's not
having to meet up with her and even and cheating
even more on his wife, he still looks like a

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dick to her, To the young lady.

Speaker 7 (01:19:32):
But so you think the girl will go you know
what these things happen? No, no, totally understand won't.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
She'll probably think you're a jerk, but who cares. You
don't really owe her anything you because you're a married man,
and you're a dick for even speaking to someone else
in the first place.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
Shame on you, Gimbi.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
Stop feeding the cat, bro, Yeah, that's that simple. You
don't have to del eat Facebook or whatever form. You know,
if you're on the dating apps, you probably might want
to go ahead and delete those and stop feeding all
the cats that are coming around. But if it's something
like Facebook, Instagram or whatever, like Twitter or what apps,

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just stop feeding the cat. I'm all about the ghost man.
Just leave her alone. She'll move on, much like a
lot of the straight cats that stick around your house.
You stop putting that bowl out there. They may stick
around for a little while, but eventually they're going to
move on. And they're probably gonna move on a lot
quicker than what you think. Okay, And I'd say just buye.

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I wouldn't even say bye, just I'm done. I'm moving
on with my life. I had my fun.

Speaker 7 (01:20:45):
This text came in said in capital letters, like they're
yelling at us. So many women are checking their husband's
Facebook right now. Thanks, guys, that's on you, bro. That
has zero to do with me.

Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
Feel guilty much there.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Lindsay said something, and I heard Gimpie say it too,
and a text said this too, is I don't owe
this person anything.

Speaker 7 (01:21:09):
I think you do. You brought somebody in. You could
be you want to if you're having problems right now
feeling like a decent human being, Well, the time to
start being decent is right now. You want to have
agency over it, and that you do not have. You
don't have agency on how your wife will react. You
don't have agency on this person's going to react. You
can only go I want to start being a good person.

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I have been misstepping. I've brought this person along. I'm
hurting two separate people and you can go you have
two choices that you can go to this person and go,
this is what I've done.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
I shouldn't be in this. I'm having cold feet. I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
Good luck letting them know what happened, ending it, making
it final, delete everything.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Then you got to.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
Tell your wife.

Speaker 7 (01:21:57):
Follow that one and yes you are lighting a fuse,
but you did this. These are your consequences by your actions.
If you hide it, discovery day will come.

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
I just got a message through the Facebook. They're going
to post him in the Tulsa Are we talking to
the same man page? He will get caught up. That's true.
Those pages do exist.

Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
So that's what I'm saying, Like, you do your best
bet if you're like I want to be a good person,
which is what I'm hearing him say.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:22:32):
Now, hey, listen, every day is a new day. Redemption
is a thing, and it is allowed. But that doesn't
erase what you've done, and you will pay for it
for a while, but it is what it is.

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
I think there's more honor in going hey, I made
this mistake and having to live with it and going yes,
I did that, and I'm not proud of it rather
than like I'm never rying, because now you're not, You're
still not being honest, and I think that that's a
good character trait. And as far as what's going on
with his wife and maybe she's not loving him? What

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People cheat for many different reason. It isn't always because
the wife won't give oral sex or any sex or
any sex. It could be a multitude of reasons. There's
a phenomenon phenomenon that happens with people men in particular,
that they get a successful job, they have a family,

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they have their bills under control, and then they just
don't know what to do with their hands. So then
they get wrapped in drugs, they get wrapped up in gambling,
they get wrapped up and cheating. This is a thing
that happens amongst in between your thirties and your forties.
I know plenty of people that this has happened to,
or people get into porn addictions, things like that. I

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think you just got to go.

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
Is this worth it?

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Is this worth losing my home? Is this worth sleeping
on the cat?

Speaker 7 (01:23:58):
Think of the best thing you get from your wife,
the best feeling you get from your wife that isn't sexual,
and go am I willing for this to go away?

Speaker 5 (01:24:06):
Find something else, maybe to occupy your time, like I
don't know, making jams and jellies.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Maybe I making sour dough, right, I get it ain't sexy,
but you know what, at least you're being honorable.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
Yeah right, Uh, I leave you. I doesn't making too much.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Sourdo Never been said, right.

Speaker 7 (01:24:26):
I love to tell this thing to my wife when
she like makes fun of me for whatever dork thing
I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
I'm like, it ain't meth, right exactly because I could
do meth.

Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
Instead. I'm sitting here making.

Speaker 7 (01:24:39):
Jam, right, I'm debating which magnesium to take tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
Yes, in my comfy crap, in.

Speaker 7 (01:24:45):
My croc slippers. So I have this theory I can't believe.
I can't remember if I shared it with you guys.
And it's called by the stab getting stabbed on the
way out out the door theory. And if you if
you leave today and you get stabbed, what's the first
thing you're gonna think about? Is it I'm so glad
I put in overtime? Is it gonna be I'm so

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glad I met that whore? Probably not, You're gonna go
if I could just have one more day with.

Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
Baby.

Speaker 7 (01:25:18):
I think most people and people that have been in
hospice care unanimously say the conversations they have with people
near the end is they wish they had more time
with love.

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
Thee Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
And the idea that.

Speaker 7 (01:25:30):
You're gonna be like, oh, I'm so glad I cheated
rarely is a thing, if ever, so maybe think about
it that way and if it falls apart, hey you tried,
you know, right, that's you tried to be a good
person now, But redemption is a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
I think you're allowed that.

Speaker 7 (01:25:51):
But yeah, good luck man, this type of I have
friends that go through I've been sharing one with Lindsay
off air, and it gives me so much anxiety.

Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
Because you've afraid that some splashback's gonna come on you
or what.

Speaker 7 (01:26:06):
It's not splashback. Life comes at you fast, man. And
we think we have agency over things, and we do not.
You think you can keep your partner from cheating, You can't.
You think you can keep your company from firing you,
you can't. You think you can stop from getting in
a car wreck on the way home today, You can't.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
Right, You can't control anything except for your actions and
the way you react to things.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:26:27):
If you decide you're going to be a good person,
then just do that and whatever. The wake that splashes
back is the wake that splashes back.

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
Yeah. You know another point, This guy says, after seventeen
years of marriage, I just wanted to see if I
still got it?

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
What is he doing?

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
Of course you still have it. You've been married for
seventeen years. That is a huge accomplishment.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
Yeah, that's a very womanment response. Yeah, for sure, got
it is. I'm a eye can get any woman I want, right,
got it is, I'm macho.

Speaker 5 (01:26:54):
I'm still attractive to the opposite sex. Yeah, not still
attractive to the same hag I've been with for the
past seventeen years. Yeah, we know that she's attracted to him,
or maybe she feels stuck or whatever. But it's those
other ones that don't know who you are. That's why
guys do that.

Speaker 7 (01:27:12):
That's why I laughed at that phrase. I got it
is a common phrase men use when they feel like
they can't embrace their age, and they go with this
thing of like, well I can't let them cut in,
or I don't I'm good, don't they bow up in
some capacity. It's some weird muchismo thing that they can't
accept who they.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Are, so they got to see that I still got it.
Whoop some kids ass, whoop your ass. Yeah, whatever that is.
Rather than like, Okay, it's fine, I don't have it,
I don't want it. Being boring is actually pretty awesome.
It really does.

Speaker 7 (01:27:51):
Yeah, if you want to live life, if you want
a red line, red line, enjoy that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
That's for you. All Right, we got to take a break.
We'll be back.

Speaker 8 (01:28:00):
Ulcer's Morning Show continues next ex The Big Mad Morning
Show on Telsa's rock station ninety seven to five KMOD.

Speaker 7 (01:28:18):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six Oh KMOD. You can also text BMI
mass and then what you want to say to eight
two nine four five listener emails. You can always email
us show at kmod dot com. Show atkmod dot com.
This one says, Hey, guys, I need your wisdom on something.
I got this friend I've had since high school. Great guy,

(01:28:40):
but everything with him turns into some kind of competition, jobs, workouts,
even who can grill a better steak? I'm exhausted keeping up,
but if I step back. I feel like I'm waving
a white flag. How do I disengage without looking like
I lost or worse, without him losing respect for me?
Appreciate any insight before I end up in a who

(01:29:03):
can ignore who longer? Contest listener Email from a guy
who's got a friendship with someone where they compete on everything.
It seems to be their identity at least that's what
he's saying, and he wants to know how he can
end the competition part with out losing his friend losing

(01:29:25):
respect for him.

Speaker 4 (01:29:29):
It's like, is he a one upper every time? Or
is it just every single time they're together? It's well,
my stake's better than that, or you know what I mean. Yeah,
I can't stand one uppers either.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
I bet you can. Like hell, tell a story.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
It's like, oh oh yeah, it's like this one time
when I did this, it's so annoying. Yeah, I don't know,
Like it almost makes you just want to not do
anything at all with that person.

Speaker 5 (01:30:11):
Yeah, but that's your best friend for god knows how
long sin's high school. You think it's your best friend, right, right, right,
you've known him for a long time. But I mean,
this could also be a twenty year old person. And
notice since high school that was just two years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
Right, I've never had like had people over at my house.

Speaker 7 (01:30:28):
Where they're were like my friends and we're grilling and
then them go, why girl, better state than this?

Speaker 8 (01:30:32):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
Because I gotta be honest, I'd be like, well, I
can't wait for your chance.

Speaker 5 (01:30:38):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
It feels more like a big brother little brother type relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
I don't think so. My brother and I have never
done that.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
Yeah, nor mine. He sounds like something an only child
would say.

Speaker 7 (01:30:52):
Yeah, yeah, we've never been like, wow, I can mow
a better yard than you, right, or I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Gonna go get the mail Ratia like.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
Maybe when he has kids. Definitely, not as adults now,
you know, as kids, yeah, competition's fun. I think as
adults just let it go. There's no competition anymore. Right.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
Then again, maybe you're giving him Maybe this is the
highlight of his life.

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Maybe this part is to him. It makes him like this.

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
Feels good, So that's all he's got to live for.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
That's happened.

Speaker 7 (01:31:35):
I mean to see it like that sounds negative, but
I'll say it in a different way. This gives him life.
There's some simplicity in that rather than such a negative.

Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
There, you ain't got nothing better to do with your
life than compete with me on everything we do.

Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
Yeah, maybe he just never gets compliments for the things
that he does and so and he feels like what
he does is really good stuff. So that's why he
chooses to compete with you.

Speaker 7 (01:32:08):
Maybe it's only a competition to the emailer, right, because
I got smoking him so much.

Speaker 5 (01:32:14):
This text has easy way to end it is play
Russian roulette. Then you won't look like a bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:32:22):
Uh, if you're single and he's married, bring up who
can bang his wife better? How about this one? Work harder, pussy.
If you back down now, then you're waving the white flag.
I suggest you man up, grow some balls, buttercup, and
put those losers in their place.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Otherwise you're a pussy.

Speaker 5 (01:32:46):
Stop being up big, he has, bitch, step up your
steak cooking game. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
I mean, I gotta be honest, ladies.

Speaker 7 (01:32:56):
If you want to really hurt a guy's feelings after
you've ended it, I don't insult the size of his
penis right, tell him he never could cook a steak?

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
Oh god, that is soul crushing man.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
What didn't you like about him?

Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
He was he could not grill a steak to save
his life. I guarantee that cuts way deeper and unique,
by the way, for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:33:22):
Listener email from a guy who is asking for advice
that he's got this friend I've had since high school.
Great guy, but everything with him turns into some kind
of competition, jobs, workouts, even who can grill a better steak?
I'm exhausted keeping up. But if I step back, I
feel like I'm waving a white flag. How do I

(01:33:42):
disengage without looking like I lost or worse, without him
losing respect for me? Appreciate any insight right before I
end up in a who can ignore?

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
Who longer contest?

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
Lindsey, So this guy's been like this since high school.
He's still live in the high school life. Man, he
just hasn't grown up. He's never gonna change. He's still
that guy and he always will be. So you're just
gonna have to embrace it. He's just that guy. Everyone
knows that guy, and that's who he is, So embrace it.

(01:34:17):
Just you're gonna have to continue to put up with it.
You could stop hanging out with him as much. When
you're ready to you feel like you can put up
with it. Sure, have him over for a couple of beers,
see who can chug more or whatever. But yeah, he's
not gonna change. So you can end the friendship. But

(01:34:39):
you don't want to do that either if you've had
such a long friendship. So yeah, just quit being a
pussy and just deal with it. That's all you can
do because he ain't gonna change.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
He's set in his ways.

Speaker 5 (01:34:50):
Gimme, I think I'm gonna say the same thing I
said about the previous listener email. Stop feeding the cat. Man.
The more you compete with this guy, the more he
feeds off of it. Okay, stop feeding the cat and
eventually he'll stop. But if this is who he is, great,

(01:35:12):
does that mean that's who you have to be? And furthermore,
Susan lose respect for you? Number one? Who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Who cares?

Speaker 5 (01:35:21):
If this guy you've known since high school loses respect
for you? What kind of respect you know? Oh? Man,
you're such a bitch. You couldn't keep up with a
little slight competition.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
He doesn't respect you anyway. You can't grow a stake
you for real?

Speaker 5 (01:35:35):
Man, who gives a damn what you look like in
this guy's eyes. All right, get over it. Stop being
a bitch or being a bitch by whining about it.
Right now, competition with my friends, just stop it, just stop.

Speaker 7 (01:35:55):
Yeah, you care about winning, that's it. Maybe he does
this because you guys have grown apart and this is
the only thing that kind of keeps you guys chatting
and as an outlet from your lives, just say, yeah,
I'm just kind of tired of competing all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
I just want us to enjoy life together. And he
may go, I thank god one of youtubes I've watched, right,
I'm tired of constantly learning a new skill set. Or
if he doesn't and it's really important to him, just
let him win.

Speaker 5 (01:36:33):
Who cares, right.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
He's like Uncle Rico. Yes, just let him win, Let
him have all the victories, and at one point, just
stop trying all together and watch what happens.

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
Right. You know, sometimes when I'm playing mad and I'm
getting spanked, right, because listen, I'm not exactly the greatest
player in the world, but you know, I can hold
my sometimes. But when I'm getting spanked, I really just
give up on the game and just let it run
itself out. Eventually the other person may quit and give
up and be like you know.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
What, like you don't do anything.

Speaker 5 (01:37:10):
Yeah, or I'll run the opposite direction.

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
You're being a poor loser at that time or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
It's just like whatever, I mean, I can't I can't win.
So it is what it is. Just take it, take
your l and keep on going.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
That's not taking your l that's ruining the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:37:26):
Yeah, exactly, it's all good.

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
That's being a party pooper. That is a bad attitude.
Michael Berger.

Speaker 5 (01:37:32):
Whatever, dude, it is what it is. Corbyn pears.

Speaker 4 (01:37:35):
Oh that's yeah, poor sport.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
I'm telling you. Yeah, big surprise there.

Speaker 5 (01:37:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:37:43):
I but overall, man, like I think, just talk to
your friend and be like, this is not I don't
want to do this anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
I just want us.

Speaker 7 (01:37:51):
To drink our whiskey or golfer and just have fun
and not put so much pressure. No pressure for me,
I'm just dominating. Look, you gas pretty much everything.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
I do, and my whiskey's better. I could ring it
faster than you.

Speaker 5 (01:38:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
Or maybe they're not your friend. That's the other thing.
Maybe they're not your friend.

Speaker 5 (01:38:15):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
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Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
Sports NBA star Jimmy Butler and hot Water again. This
time he's being sued for allegedly failing to pay hundreds
of thousands of dollars in property damage and unpaid rent

(01:39:10):
for his Florida home. First reported by a local news
station on Friday, February twenty eighth, Butler, who's thirty five,
is being sued by Florida company five Star Marketing and
Promotions for two hundred and sixty thousand dollars in unpaid
rent for a luxury home he leased in Miami, per
court documents. On top of the money owed in back rent,

(01:39:34):
The Golden State Warriors forward allegedly left behind over one
hundred and twenty seven thousand dollars in property damages. The
news comes after Butler was traded from the Miami Heat
to the San Francisco based Warriors in February. Five Star Marketing,
which owns the Miami property in question, filed the civil
lawsuit against Butler in the Eleventh Circuit Court in Florida

(01:39:55):
last week, alleging that the NBA Star failed to pay
two months of rent for his Miami property, amounting to
one hundred and thirty thousand dollars per monthy yeah. The
company claimed Butler remained in the house even after his
two year lease had ended in August of twenty twenty four.
The suit also alleged Butler changed the locks to the

(01:40:15):
home and refused to give the keys to the property manager,
which kept maintenance workers from entering and maintaining the property.
Among the damages listed in the lawsuit was a failure
to maintain the swimming pool, causing algae growth, as well
as the air conditioning system on the property. The latter
caused an extensive amount of mold damage throughout the property

(01:40:38):
and now, per the court documents, requires replacements of both
the hardwood floors and the ceilings in the home. Five
Star Marketing claims in its lawsuit that the company has
suffered damages in the principal amount of three hundred eighty
seven thousand, two hundred eighty two dollars and is therefore
seeking a payment from Butler of two hundred and fifty

(01:41:01):
seven and eighty two as well as the right to
keep his security depositive deposit of one hundred and thirty thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
I mean, he's probably gonna get all those things. And
if he did that type of damage, yeah, maybe there's
some Is there something wrong with him, like did he
hit his head? Is he involved in drugs?

Speaker 4 (01:41:21):
I hope not, But I mean hasn't he been like
a type of locker room issue, like hard to deal
with type.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Of guys since he got drafted? Yes? Yeah, from his
days at the Bulls, Yeah, he's been a problem with
the Bulls and the Timberwolves and the Sixers Psyche. Yeah. Yeah,
he's had a lot of issues. He even one of
the ones he did in a practice with the Timberwolves

(01:41:51):
with third string players and trash talk the team, including
the GM saying you f he need me? And then
he was traded to the seventy six Ers. Yeah, yea
not long after that. Yeah, he hasn't gotten along with
really any coach he's ever played with.

Speaker 4 (01:42:12):
That's out a lot of money. Yeah, I mean I'm
sure you can afford it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
But still, I think this may be the end of
his career. He may be done, definitely.

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
The Washington Nationals and Baltimore Orioles are finally ending a
legal battle over television rights. MLB announced that Washington will
no longer be a part of its deal with the
mid Atlantic Sports Network after the twenty twenty five season.
Nationals games will be televised on MSN on a one
year deal this season. MLB said the team will then
be able to look for a different television contract for

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the twenty twenty sixth season and beyond.

Speaker 7 (01:42:50):
The Major League Baseball has the worst television deal ever.
I don't know why it's regional exclusive, because there are
people that are Yankees fans.

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
That live in other place, yeah, big time, or that
are Indians fans that live in LA And why they
don't go to a team specific subscription service, Yeah, I'll
never understand.

Speaker 7 (01:43:18):
I would probably. I think the NFL should do this too,
by the way, but I would go to I would
pay a subscription to get the Chiefs or to get
the Royals.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:43:27):
I feel you should be able to watch any game, anywhere, anytime,
no subscription at all. Whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
That's just me though, Yeah, I mean I think it
should be free too. But I understand capitalism and you know,
supplying demand and if there's something you want exclusivity for it,
there's nothing wrong with paying a premium.

Speaker 5 (01:43:44):
For that, right.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
But the Royals deals with like I don't even know,
like some Bally's or I don't even know what a
fan duel some.

Speaker 8 (01:43:55):
Is.

Speaker 4 (01:43:56):
There just not a big enough demand to watch it
on television.

Speaker 7 (01:43:59):
I mean, I can get the app and watch a
game on the app, and I guess I could use
that that app that everybody tells us to use that
I always find to be exhausting to use.

Speaker 4 (01:44:10):
But like for me, I find I can't really watch
baseball unless it's like the World Series. I can't watch
it on television. I think baseball is more fun to
watch live or listen to it on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Yeah, I mean unless you're a I heard like you're
a fan specific for a team like yeah, I can
understand if you're a casual fan, but if you love
a team, you'll watch them. Like anytime I've the Royals
have been on, I turn it on while we're doing
other things.

Speaker 5 (01:44:36):
Right, just background, correct, It's not.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
Like a football game where you sit down and watch
it so to your point and.

Speaker 4 (01:44:41):
That's your balls at the wall sports. I'm Lindsay in
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Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
Earlier we did the top shows.

Speaker 7 (01:45:58):
What's the worst show that you can think of on
television for you? It was just a bad show, like
some people would say Sex and the City was a
bad show.

Speaker 1 (01:46:10):
What's one for you? I'll go ahead and go first,
just because it was Oh see now the names escaping me.
It's the nerd one, big bank theory, Big bank theory.
I thought that movie was so bad and not good
the view.

Speaker 5 (01:46:29):
Yeah, I could agree with that one.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Okay, Well, let's go with a TV show and not
a talk.

Speaker 4 (01:46:33):
Show, probably anything. Usually I think my mom is she
curses television shows because every time she will text me
or call and go, are you watching so and so.
It's this great new show. Blah blah blah blah blah.

(01:46:55):
You've got to watch it, you will love it, and
then I'll I'll check it out, and then like two
weeks later, it gets canceled. It's like she's a curse
and it always happens. It never fails. I think probably
the last time she did that was and I don't
even know if it's still on. I tried getting into

(01:47:17):
it was the Joshua Jackson new show where he's working
as a cruise line director. Yeah, I don't know. If
that's still.

Speaker 7 (01:47:26):
On a door on the boat.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
Yeah, uh huh, yeah, I have no idea with Don Johnson. Yes,
I feel like you said that was a good show.

Speaker 4 (01:47:37):
No, No, I couldn't get into it. He's I think
he is hot. I love him so, but yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:47:47):
Gimby, I want to go and say two and a
half men.

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
I also think that show is not good. I've never
thought it was good.

Speaker 4 (01:47:55):
I liked it with Charlie Sheen. I did not like
it with Ashton Kutcher.

Speaker 7 (01:48:02):
Somebody texting was Lindsay at the Bedlam hockey.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
Game at the Bok Saturday.

Speaker 4 (01:48:08):
I was not.

Speaker 7 (01:48:11):
What centers you most on a really bad day?

Speaker 5 (01:48:17):
What centers you the most on a really yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
Like, what brings you back to the middle when you're
having a bad day.

Speaker 4 (01:48:22):
Okay, Lindsay, probably just focusing something on my kids, some
family time.

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
Gimp we man, We'll always sit you there. I mean,
I agree, I'm gonna give a different answer to Lindsay,
but that would have been my answer.

Speaker 7 (01:48:43):
My wife or my kids reading centers me. Who gets
a chance to escape to somewhere else?

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
Yeah? Who is one actor who most people like that
you don't care for?

Speaker 4 (01:48:58):
Oh? The guy from and I will forget his name,
the guy from Pineapple Express, not Seth, but the other guy,
James Franco. Yes, James Franco.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
Really don't like him.

Speaker 7 (01:49:12):
Pre allegations or post allegations pre okay, GIMPI.

Speaker 5 (01:49:19):
I had to think, I really don't John Krasinski, there
you go. Really he's not that good of an actor.

Speaker 4 (01:49:27):
A right watch watch was it Reacher?

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
The yeah, the yeah Reacher where he's a spy. Zoey
Daschanel came to ine immediately.

Speaker 4 (01:49:50):
Yeah, I could see that. But like her, yes, absolutely.

Speaker 5 (01:49:58):
She usually really been doing much of anything, Like she
had that show The New Girl, and I think that's
about the last thing I've heard from Zowey da Channel.

Speaker 7 (01:50:08):
She was just in something, but I feel like was
a was it a TV show or a movie?

Speaker 5 (01:50:17):
Even her sister Emily, who played Bones, hasn't done much
of anything since Bones went off the air.

Speaker 4 (01:50:22):
I didn't know they were sisters.

Speaker 5 (01:50:24):
The last name kind of gave it away. And they
look a lot alike.

Speaker 1 (01:50:30):
Yeah, she hasn't. She was in uh.

Speaker 7 (01:50:34):
Celebrity Dating Game, Okay, She's done some voice work for trolls.

Speaker 5 (01:50:40):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:50:43):
She's in that TV show Physical, which is on Apple TV.
I don't even I like Apple TV, and I don't
even know what that show is. She did Brooklyn ninety nine. Yeah,
she did a New Girl and then she's been a
star ruggling.

Speaker 5 (01:50:56):
Yeah, there had been much of anything for it all. Honestly,
she wasn't in much of anything up until Yeah, New Girl,
New Girl. It was her show, and I found it
to be a fun show. I enjoyed it. I watched
it from beginning to end.

Speaker 1 (01:51:15):
I was looking at her movie, like, is there a
movie that is a really great movie she's in.

Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
She was in a rom com with failure to Launch.
I believe it's called Matthew McConaughey, and she's like a
quirky roommate.

Speaker 1 (01:51:31):
And that's like, but she's not the no No Sarah
Jessica Parker.

Speaker 5 (01:51:35):
Right, she was a yes man man.

Speaker 4 (01:51:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:51:40):
I guess she'd been in some things, but never as
a standalone. This is her show that happening.

Speaker 1 (01:51:45):
That's where I remember from Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 7 (01:51:54):
Harold in the Purple Crown. I saw this movie and
it is so not good.

Speaker 5 (01:51:59):
Yeah, yeah, that looks pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
Yeah, tell the truth.

Speaker 7 (01:52:08):
She was an elf. Yeah, she wasn't good at helf aenelf.
Carl Deane Dollar Part's husband sixty years died yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:52:17):
By the way, it's fascinating what I find fascinating about
him being so elusive and there's no modern pictures of him.
Is how impossible that would be? He wanted to be
out of the limelight. But could you make the argument

(01:52:38):
he wasn't supportive because he never went there. We would
say the opposite if it was reversed, that he.

Speaker 5 (01:52:45):
Didn't want to take anything away from her.

Speaker 1 (01:52:47):
Oh, isn't that a little self righteous?

Speaker 7 (01:52:49):
Absolutely, he's so great that people will be like, well,
forget Dolly Parton, let's talk about him. And you could
argue his absence created that narrative.

Speaker 4 (01:53:01):
Yeah, but no, but she still talked about him.

Speaker 1 (01:53:03):
So what my kid talks about their imaginary friends. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:53:09):
Yeah, But I feel like she was she was fine
with it. She was comfortable that way, and she had
enough supporters and enough love from around the world. I
feel like where she.

Speaker 1 (01:53:19):
Didn't, she's awesome. This is not by her character, right,
Oh no, But it is bizarre. There's no pictures of
this individual in a world where pictures exist right all
the time of everything, right, Yeah, they're just old schools
like it Man.

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
Well, yeah, that had been made public. Who knows what
she has on her her SELFI on her cell phone,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:53:40):
Gene Hackman who wanted to be going to obscurity, wanted
to be be absent from everything. There's still pictures of him.
Rick moranis right, there were still pictures of him.

Speaker 5 (01:53:52):
But that I'm glad you say they're the stars. Carl
wasn't a star at all whatsoever. It was all Dolly. No.

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
I understand that.

Speaker 7 (01:54:00):
By point being is, even though when you want obscurity,
you still go out in public.

Speaker 5 (01:54:04):
Absolutely, you still go out in public, you still do
your thing. But people know, Rick moranis, people know Gene Hackman.
Don't nobody know Carl?

Speaker 4 (01:54:11):
Yeah, yeah Carl.

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:54:13):
Paparazzi probably had no idea who he.

Speaker 5 (01:54:15):
Is unless he was with Dolly at the time, and
then they're not looking like, oh hey there's Carl, They're like,
oh there's Dolly. That much to be chorl.

Speaker 7 (01:54:25):
If he exists, then it would be the most elaborate
keep him out of the limelight scheme in celebrities ever, ever,
Like it would be a it could be a case
study on how to be elusive, and Dolly, who's so great,

(01:54:45):
never shared those details on how to keep people with
other celebrities that want to stay out.

Speaker 5 (01:54:49):
Of the away. If you've got a secret that's working really,
really well, do you want to share that recipe with everybody?

Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
Dolly seemed like she shared a lot of things.

Speaker 5 (01:54:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
For her and her interviews as of late, you're like, oh,
like she's not doing well.

Speaker 5 (01:55:05):
I'm thinking that she needs to be put on a
list sometime soon, especially now that Old Carl's go good point.

Speaker 7 (01:55:12):
Which band from rock Klahoma this year?

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
Are you most excited to see? We give me?

Speaker 7 (01:55:18):
And I know Lindsay's answer because she almost jumped out
of her chair when she saw.

Speaker 1 (01:55:22):
It was on the list.

Speaker 4 (01:55:24):
Yeah, three eleven for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:55:28):
Gimby, I'm gonna I like Shine Down And I've seen
him several times and they always put on a great
show and Brent Smith has a huge voice, and the
whole band that's all together is awesome. So I mean,
granted they've been there a couple of times before, but
I don't care. I am stoked to see them.

Speaker 7 (01:55:49):
Uh, Tom Morello, I think that's a massive get and
I don't know why it's not getting talked about more
than he's on the bill.

Speaker 1 (01:55:59):
So I'm gonna ask a variation of a question that's
on here.

Speaker 7 (01:56:03):
I'm going to give you four skills you can be
good at, and you can only be good at one
of them, right, So whatever one you pick, you'll be
in the top one percent on, But that means the
others you will be in the bottom one percent on
of the other three. So I'll give you four things,

(01:56:28):
and then you have to Then you have to sorry
I'm scanning here, you will you have to pick other
four things. You can only pick one year great at
the rest you'll be horrible at. So your choices are beauty, brains, talent,
or charisma. So whatever you pick, you'll be good at that,

(01:56:52):
like one of the best, but then you'll be the
worst at all of them.

Speaker 1 (01:56:55):
So if you pick brains, you're hideous, you're a troll.

Speaker 7 (01:57:03):
You might as well collect fares at the bridge. And
if you put beauty, you're dumb, like you don't your
favorite color is clear, dumb and you don't you have
no skill set in the talent world. So your choices
are beauty, brains, talent, or charisma. You got to pick one.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
You're good at the rest you're horrible at. What are
you picking, Lindsay.

Speaker 4 (01:57:28):
And if you take charisma, you're ugly.

Speaker 1 (01:57:30):
Yeah, you have no talent and you're dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:57:34):
I'm taking beauty. I don't want to be ugly.

Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
Oh you don't, right.

Speaker 7 (01:57:40):
Okay, you can audibly. You don't have to do a
hand gesture on the radio, Lindsay. You can just say
how you feel. Lindsay, did not like my chick.

Speaker 5 (01:57:54):
Gimme I'm goal with talent. I already like beauty, brains
and charisma, and as will stick with one.

Speaker 7 (01:57:59):
I know, Yeah, I'm picking chrisma all day. People will
forgive ugliness, they'll forget stupid, they'll forget lack of talent.

Speaker 1 (01:58:09):
If you have charisma, Hey, bring your friend John along.
They're awesome with people. Bring bring your so and so
to that he's great in meetings. They don't go bring
so and so because he's smart.

Speaker 5 (01:58:22):
Right, you know who else had great charisma?

Speaker 1 (01:58:25):
Hitler did?

Speaker 5 (01:58:27):
He He got all those people on board, and that's
what that's They say, that could be brains. They say
that that's what made him so who he was. And
so I don't know guests able to be followed or whatever,
had such a following because he was so charismatic.

Speaker 7 (01:58:43):
I mean argument, there's millions of people that don't think he.

Speaker 5 (01:58:47):
Was very well.

Speaker 7 (01:58:48):
Yeah, now in the time, in the time, I think,
what's a new sport you create?

Speaker 1 (01:58:55):
If you could combine two existing ones.

Speaker 4 (01:59:01):
Wow, well, lacrosse is like field hockey. But if you
could take lacrosse and and mm hmm, now lacrosse and
football really wouldn't work. That's already pretty tough on your body.

Speaker 1 (01:59:29):
I don't know that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:59:31):
Probably something more in water, maybe football and water swimming.
In football water, it's not like no water polo, isn't football?

Speaker 5 (01:59:50):
Gimbi, ultimate frisbee and and uh football for sure, So
you've if you've watched ultimate frisbee exactly, you know they're
to run out there and catch the frisbee that's been
thrown by somebody. And meanwhile, you got a person on
the opposite team just spear somebody as they're trying to
get I think that'd be hilrious.

Speaker 1 (02:00:10):
So you would wear proper attire so no one would
get hurt. But dodgeball and darts.

Speaker 5 (02:00:18):
Like you're throwing darts instead of balls, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:00:20):
Yeah, think of like them getting stuck in like helmets
and stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:00:26):
Yeah, and each piece of safety gear is a different
point denomination.

Speaker 1 (02:00:32):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 5 (02:00:32):
That's how you know darts works or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
I like it. You hit him in the head, you
know that, it'd be like twenty five points or something.

Speaker 7 (02:00:40):
Well, maybe the best player is worth like a lot
of points, right, and the slowest player is worth the
least amount of points.

Speaker 5 (02:00:46):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (02:00:47):
That's something darts would be. You would you be using,
I mean regular darts?

Speaker 9 (02:00:53):
Long?

Speaker 4 (02:00:54):
Yeah, well I think.

Speaker 1 (02:00:55):
I was going with. My first thought was corn hole
and darts. Okay, but that already we've already banned that
yard darts, right, That's where I was going.

Speaker 7 (02:01:03):
And then I was like, oh, dodgeball and darts. Tell
me that wouldn't be crazy to watch I play. And
then you get some group of people are like, man,
I just loved it so much. I got my rec league. Right,
combined basketball with competitive trampoline. I believe that's already a thing.

Speaker 1 (02:01:19):
Yeah, okay, I believe there's already a basketball trampoline league.

Speaker 4 (02:01:24):
How about golf and bowling? It's like, when you're golfing,
you can actually use a bowling ball to hit their
ball out of the way.

Speaker 5 (02:01:33):
It's more like croquette then at that point.

Speaker 7 (02:01:36):
Yeah, slam ball is the basketball trampoline thing.

Speaker 1 (02:01:41):
It's a real thing that people. It's on ESPN every
once in a while.

Speaker 7 (02:01:46):
Sounds fun and bowling and golf would take forever. It's
not like the golf soccer thing that exists.

Speaker 5 (02:01:54):
Right, that makes sense. You can kick a ball pretty.

Speaker 1 (02:01:56):
Far, but having to roll less up, oh god.

Speaker 5 (02:02:00):
For hundreds and hundreds of feet or yards in.

Speaker 1 (02:02:03):
Grass, uphill, over water, in sand.

Speaker 5 (02:02:10):
Full of that one.

Speaker 7 (02:02:11):
Yeah, yeah, all right, we gotta take a break.

Speaker 1 (02:02:14):
We'll be back.

Speaker 8 (02:02:16):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back, a big Mad
Morning show, Tulsa's rock station.

Speaker 1 (02:02:33):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Lindsay. I'm
gonna give you your choice. You can pick from common
knowledge facts that you might not know, okay, or you
might be the worst. So common facts you know, or
you might be the worst.

Speaker 4 (02:02:53):
Common knowledge facts you may or may not know.

Speaker 1 (02:02:57):
Do you ever go feed ducks? Yeah? What do you
feed them?

Speaker 4 (02:03:02):
Usually? Uh, stale crackers from the pantry.

Speaker 7 (02:03:05):
Processed grains such as those found in bread are bad
for ducks. It could even stop them migrating. Feeding them
seeds or raw grains is a better choice. So you
should not be getting bread or crackers two ducks.

Speaker 5 (02:03:23):
What about tighter tubes?

Speaker 1 (02:03:27):
I mean it's processed right.

Speaker 7 (02:03:30):
If you plug in earbuds into your laptop's microphone jack,
they will function as microphones.

Speaker 4 (02:03:36):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (02:03:37):
Interesting. It wouldn't be.

Speaker 1 (02:03:38):
Very good, I would think, because they're not designed to
you know, the way the ribbons are in them.

Speaker 4 (02:03:42):
But right.

Speaker 1 (02:03:44):
Uh. Claudiac Colvin refuse to give her her seat on
a bus nine months before Rosa Parks did it.

Speaker 5 (02:03:55):
But Rosa gets all the credit.

Speaker 1 (02:03:58):
This might be my favorite one.

Speaker 7 (02:03:59):
I think a lot of people know this, when I
could be wrong, but that most cars have an arrow
to tell you what side of the car the gas
gauge is on, the gas tank is on.

Speaker 5 (02:04:06):
Yeah. Yeah, that comes in handy sometimes, especially if you're
getting in a new car or like a rental car
or something.

Speaker 1 (02:04:12):
There might be a lot of people that don't know that.

Speaker 7 (02:04:13):
So if you look at your gas gauge, there'll be
an arrow to tell you what side you need to
go to for putting gas in. I use this one
a lot because I make mistakes all the time. And
that is if you hit control shift tea on your
keyboard or restore an accidentally closed tab, and if you
control alt shift tea, it will restore an accidentally closed window.

Speaker 5 (02:04:39):
Okay uh.

Speaker 7 (02:04:41):
Antiperspirant is not the same as deodorant. Antiperspirant stops you
from sweating, the other just covers up the smell.

Speaker 1 (02:04:50):
One of them is not good for you anti persperant.

Speaker 4 (02:04:54):
It's got aluminum in it.

Speaker 1 (02:04:55):
Humans do use one of their brain, and despite what we.

Speaker 5 (02:05:02):
Think, yeah, absolutely, the use you use.

Speaker 1 (02:05:06):
Just ten percent of your brain's capacity is a myth.
You use all your brain.

Speaker 7 (02:05:12):
Your brain speaking of can't handle walking and using your
smartphone at the same time.

Speaker 5 (02:05:17):
Ooh, I don't know about all that. I'd be walking
and watching TikTok videos all the time, or texting or facebooking.

Speaker 7 (02:05:27):
Each activity uses the same cognitive functions. So you can
be walking along looking at Twitter and not notice that
the moving object corment coming towards you is in fact a.

Speaker 4 (02:05:38):
Car, which is why people do get hit hit by trains,
hit by cars, fall off.

Speaker 7 (02:05:44):
Cliffs, walking to passerbys. Right, the limits limits of human
endurance follow the rule of three. You can go three
minutes without air three hours in extreme conditions without shelter,
three days without water, and three weeks without food. Assuming
you're breathing, then your priorities in a survival situation are shelter, water,

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food in that order.

Speaker 1 (02:06:11):
The three minutes of air thing. If you've seen the
movie Free Dive, I think it's called free Is it
called free dive where they dive down to the ocean unassisted,
that's what it's called. It's like fifteen minutes or some
crazy number.

Speaker 5 (02:06:25):
Yeah, so maybe, I mean you train yourself. The average
person maybe three minutes, but the trained professionals, yeah, probably
lasts a lot longer without panicking.

Speaker 7 (02:06:40):
I don't, I don't. I might be able to go
fifty seconds hold in my breath.

Speaker 4 (02:06:46):
Yeah, that's probably accurate.

Speaker 5 (02:06:50):
I'll give you a strong fifteen.

Speaker 7 (02:06:52):
We used to do this workout at one of the
gyms where you get in the pull and you would
take forty five kilogram play and you would take it
to the bottom of the water with you and you
take a deep breath, go down and swim across the
bottom of the water all the way to the other end,
holding the plate. And by the time you got to
the end, it was about fifty seconds you would be

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needing to come up obviously.

Speaker 5 (02:07:16):
H yeah, I'm good on that.

Speaker 1 (02:07:20):
I think we all know this.

Speaker 5 (02:07:21):
One.

Speaker 7 (02:07:22):
Water won't extinguish an oil fire. Your best bet is
to just cover the pot and turn the burner off.

Speaker 5 (02:07:29):
Baking soda.

Speaker 1 (02:07:30):
Don't use a paper towel.

Speaker 5 (02:07:32):
No, that makes matters worse.

Speaker 1 (02:07:34):
This is when I didn't know this is fun. Any
month that begins on a Sunday, we'll have a Friday.
The thirteenth h.

Speaker 7 (02:07:45):
World War One officially ended on October third, twenty ten.

Speaker 5 (02:07:51):
Oh kay, I've heard that somewhere before.

Speaker 1 (02:07:53):
That was the day Germany paid its final reparations under
the Treaty of Versailles. This one, I don't think we
talk about more. And when we talk about, like.

Speaker 7 (02:08:03):
Shark attacks that kill people and people get all their
panties in the water, or murder hornets. Twenty five hundred
left people die each year using products designed for right handed.

Speaker 5 (02:08:17):
People scissors and such.

Speaker 1 (02:08:20):
Huh can openers, Yeah, they die from there die twenty
five hundred.

Speaker 5 (02:08:28):
Sharks we know are not even close. Oh yeah, every
time you bring that up, always the cows. Cows kill
more people than sharks.

Speaker 1 (02:08:35):
We never talk I didn't know this one.

Speaker 7 (02:08:39):
Goldfish bowls are a bad place to keep goldfish. I
had a goldfish bowl growing up. I had goldfish, and
even at one time I had the smaller it was
like an oct for a while that was like the
fad like it was like an octagon type of with
a light on top. I had that fish tank if
you will, with a goldfish a beta in.

Speaker 5 (02:09:00):
It makes sense though, because those you don't have an
air raider in there to circulate the oxygen in the
water or pump oxygen and in the water.

Speaker 7 (02:09:09):
Not the reason, believe it or not, This says most
goldfish bowls are too small. Each goldfish needs about ten
gallons of water to get sufficient oxygen. Goldfish can live
twenty years.

Speaker 5 (02:09:22):
Yeahow they get massive if they're like you know, released
into a pond or something.

Speaker 7 (02:09:27):
Oh yeah, my brother had it was making me like
a five gallon one and he kept piranhas in it
and he would always like try to grab my hand
and put it in there.

Speaker 5 (02:09:38):
It doesn't work like the movies.

Speaker 7 (02:09:40):
No, it's not even close. Of the times I saw
them attack anything. They ate like bologna and things like that,
like any other fish eats things, right. It was not
a wild there wasn't bubbles and like flipping around, and
it wasn't chaos like that. Uh, this one I didn't

(02:10:04):
I've heard it before. I didn't know it was real.
It says that mommy brain is a real thing. During pregnancy,
a woman's brain can shrink and then take six months
after giving birth to recover the first six months of
the baby's life when the new mom is getting very
little sleep. Okay, I mean if your brain sure, If

(02:10:24):
I was like, hey, my brain's shrinking, you'd there would
be some question on some things I should be doing absolutely.

Speaker 1 (02:10:33):
Right?

Speaker 7 (02:10:35):
Then shouldn't that be the case for other people that
are going through that for their own safety and for
those around the safety.

Speaker 1 (02:10:44):
Of those around them.

Speaker 5 (02:10:45):
So we got to ask them, excuse me, sir, are
you all right? Is your brain shrinking?

Speaker 4 (02:10:50):
Got mommy brain?

Speaker 7 (02:10:51):
No, nobody wants to say, hey, pregnant women shouldn't be
allowed to drive right or make contract decision.

Speaker 1 (02:11:02):
That is true, But if your.

Speaker 7 (02:11:03):
Brain is smaller, it makes sense, and they say it's
a real thing. That feels like only a fair thing,
or or or ladies starting signing contracts when you're pregnant
and then go.

Speaker 4 (02:11:20):
Ahh contracts now because I was Yeah, that's when I
had mommy brain.

Speaker 7 (02:11:25):
My brain was smaller, tiny little brain. Can't fault me.
I'm growing a baby, I'm keeping things going here. I'm
a part of the solution, not part of the problem. Right, Yeah,
I've never thought of that. Or you know what you
should do, guys, when your a woman gets pregnant, get
power of attorney over her, yes, and then well not

(02:11:48):
over her that I'm not saying. That's probably not accurate.
Get power of attorney. Then you can sign things on
her behalf.

Speaker 5 (02:11:54):
You get that new motorcycle you've been waiting for.

Speaker 7 (02:11:56):
Yeah, one, My wife and I did this about ten
years ago. I have power attorney for her, and she
has power of attorney for me, So I can sign
things on her behalf anytime I want. There you go,
and she can do the same for me to alleviate
things like because she works not in Tulsa, so if
I need we buy a car, I don't have to
try and get her to get here to sign paper.

Speaker 1 (02:12:17):
I could just sign on her behalf.

Speaker 7 (02:12:18):
That makes good sense, or one of the other unnecessary
things I would ever need to have us both signed for.
But the biggest one for me that I was like,
I think people would benefit from this if they didn't
know it was a gas stik thing. I don't know
how people don't know that right that you can look
at your car and it'll tell you what side. When

(02:12:40):
did that become a thing? And was there pushback?

Speaker 5 (02:12:45):
What I gotta put a damn arrow on my good
dang fuel gage.

Speaker 1 (02:12:49):
Yeah, give me one of them classic cars. That doesn't how.

Speaker 5 (02:12:53):
Many times you're gonna get out and look at the
damn pump be like, oh hell, and then you got
to turn her around. That's why they started putting them
on there, right.

Speaker 4 (02:13:01):
I don't ever remember not having that arrow in the.

Speaker 5 (02:13:04):
Dash, says April of nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 1 (02:13:10):
Yeah, so they were a gas take arrow.

Speaker 5 (02:13:12):
Which indicates the side of the fuel filler cap was on,
was introduced by Ford Motor Company designer Jim moylan O
Jim and first appeared on the nineteen eighty nine Ford
Escorts and Mercury Tracer models.

Speaker 1 (02:13:24):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (02:13:25):
Shortly after, other car manufacturers began incorporating it into their
vehicles as well. Why thanks, Jim, appreciate it. Jim got
tired of getting out of the car telling.

Speaker 1 (02:13:38):
His wife, right, God, damn it, I pulled around other side.

Speaker 7 (02:13:45):
Other Max manufacturer didn't follow us to suit for almost
a decade. Oh wow, yeah, some even not even until
the two thousands, And it was there wasn't a lot
of pushback. According to this probably had a very good point.

Speaker 1 (02:14:01):
But seat belts massive pushback, even though the data is
you can't argue with it that the seat belts saved
people's lives.

Speaker 5 (02:14:13):
Yeah. Those are the same people who are like, hey man,
I just want to be able to drink a beer.
I'm my way home from work. Sometimes you get off
of work, you want to drink a couple of beers
before you get home.

Speaker 1 (02:14:25):
Not me, I'm not the problem, all right.

Speaker 7 (02:14:28):
I'm never gonna have one of those situations until you do.

Speaker 1 (02:14:34):
All Right, we gotta take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 8 (02:14:36):
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Yet he's coming right back.

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A Big Mad Morning Show, Telsa's Rock Station ninety.

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Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Lindsay, what'd
you learn today?

Speaker 4 (02:15:04):
I learned that all this time Johnny Cash and Balsom
Prison Blues was singing about a tornado. I also learned
that cheating doesn't start with sex. It starts with sneaky conversations.

Speaker 1 (02:15:16):
Gimme what'd you learn today?

Speaker 5 (02:15:18):
I learned that stuff feeding the cat can apply to
so many things in line, friends and girlfriends and cats.
Also learned that if I get stabbed them away out
the door today, the first thing I'm thinking is how
that hurt?

Speaker 7 (02:15:36):
I learned the worst TV show was a Seth MacFarlane
TV show called Dads that had Giovanni Ribisi and Seth McFarlane.

Speaker 1 (02:15:44):
All right, Seth Green.

Speaker 7 (02:15:46):
I also learned that two some sports that are combined
that aren't good are chest and boxing, underwater ice hockey, volleyball, soccer,
kung fu, and those are all real. Those exist. It's
Corby saying make sure that dishwasher is not great.

Speaker 4 (02:16:04):
It's one subtracking life cycle.

Speaker 5 (02:16:06):
This is skippy and.

Speaker 10 (02:16:08):
So Maddy, can I get a call?

Speaker 4 (02:16:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:16:22):
Now, what the hell you lay for me?

Speaker 1 (02:16:25):
It's to be don't.

Speaker 5 (02:16:27):
Make a noise.

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Before you to back like the total douchebags.

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That they are total douchebag bag total incomplete douchebag.

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Speaker 5 (02:16:52):
God.

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Bless Rock and Roll, blessed Tulsa.

Speaker 5 (02:16:57):
We tried, boys.

Speaker 1 (02:17:14):
I wanted to hit on some of these again, see
can because there were more of an that really exists?

Speaker 5 (02:17:19):
Are these sports that have been combined?

Speaker 1 (02:17:20):
These really exist?

Speaker 7 (02:17:21):
Okay, so chess boxing competitors alternate between rounds of chess
and boxing check made or knockout wins.

Speaker 5 (02:17:30):
That's fantastic. That wouldn't make chess a little more interesting
to watch.

Speaker 7 (02:17:34):
Underwater ice hockey played upside down under a frozen lake
using a floating puck. Players hold their breath while maneuvering
under the ice with no oxygen tinks allowed.

Speaker 1 (02:17:44):
Yeah no, who the fuck came up with that?

Speaker 5 (02:17:49):
Somebody said, I got a great idea, we should do
this under the ice.

Speaker 1 (02:17:53):
Extreme ironing.

Speaker 7 (02:17:56):
Extreme it's where you take ironing boards to places like skydiving,
rock climbing, even underwater, to iron clothes in extreme conditions.

Speaker 5 (02:18:05):
I think underwater ironing is ridiculous. You're never gonna get
that thing. Get the wrinkles out.

Speaker 1 (02:18:10):
Volleyball, soccer, kung fu. That's called sipoc tark tuck raw,
Southeast Asian sport where players use their feet, head, knees,
and chest to hit a ball over a net like volleyball,
but without using their hands. So kung fu not like hitting,
but kung fu like the Arab aerodynamics of it.

Speaker 5 (02:18:28):
Got it?

Speaker 7 (02:18:30):
Horseball, basketball, rugby, and horseback riding. Okay, think of basketball
and rugby played on horseback Teams pass a ball with
handles and try to score and a hoop while galloping
at full speed.

Speaker 5 (02:18:42):
Okay, that could be interesting to watch.

Speaker 1 (02:18:45):
I mean I've seen a polo match and been like,
this sucks. This is not fun to watch exactly, So
we ramp it up a little bit. Throw in some rugby.

Speaker 7 (02:18:55):
Yeah, I mean, the magnitude of a horse is always impressive,
and they're when they run by you, I mean, it's crazy, right,
So when it was up close, it's cool, But when
it's on the far.

Speaker 1 (02:19:06):
Side, you're like, I don't know what I'm watching.

Speaker 7 (02:19:09):
It's like it's not like NASCAR where they'll be back
in a second, right, right.

Speaker 1 (02:19:13):
So I never got into that. I never I never
liked that. Uh I found this.

Speaker 7 (02:19:19):
Remember when we talked about penis implants, and why someone
like guinea one. Sure this is from someone who got
one and before and after measurements, Okay, because I would
think if you're going to do it, there better be
a visual difference, absolutely all the time.

Speaker 5 (02:19:40):
Yeah, that's thought. You would think. That's the whole reason
to get a peni landplant. You don't like how small
your wiener is, so you amp it up a little bit.

Speaker 7 (02:19:50):
So this person, before they got their surgery flaccid, they
were three inches.

Speaker 1 (02:19:58):
Length, four inches in girth.

Speaker 5 (02:20:00):
Damn, four inches flaccid and three inches long.

Speaker 1 (02:20:06):
I'm just being awesome, honest, I have no idea what
my girth is.

Speaker 5 (02:20:09):
That's a fucking like a tuna can.

Speaker 1 (02:20:10):
Yeah, well no, uh maybe I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:20:14):
Essentially, No, essentially because if you think about it, think
about your two inch exhaust. Man, that's a big ass
fucking hole right there. So four inches around. My hands
can't even grasp that four inches around, and only.

Speaker 7 (02:20:29):
A coffee mug opening is between three and a half
and four inches.

Speaker 5 (02:20:33):
Jam right, exactly, that's how round a motherfucker is.

Speaker 1 (02:20:38):
A hockey puck is three inches.

Speaker 5 (02:20:40):
Okay, we've all know the size of a hockey puck.

Speaker 7 (02:20:43):
A CD DVD is four point seven okay, yeah, yeah,
so listen, but you weren't giving him links.

Speaker 1 (02:20:50):
You got in girth.

Speaker 4 (02:20:52):
That's scary at fuck?

Speaker 5 (02:20:54):
Right?

Speaker 7 (02:20:55):
Well, hold on because a rackt he was six inches
in length and six inches in girth.

Speaker 5 (02:21:00):
Okay, that's good, even weird.

Speaker 1 (02:21:02):
So he got the Panuma xx L.

Speaker 7 (02:21:06):
Surgery and his post surgery measurements flaccid, six inches in length,
six inches in girth okay, and erect he was six
point two inches in length. Uh midshaft whatever that means,

(02:21:28):
he's seven and a half inches to eight and oh
around the mid shaft, he was seven and a half
inches to eight inches in girth.

Speaker 5 (02:21:36):
Damn, that's a big o'd plump a cac No shit,
that is a goddamn club real like a baby holding
an apple. I fuck that.

Speaker 1 (02:21:49):
Fuck that that can't be.

Speaker 4 (02:21:52):
I mean that is what is he trying to do?
Be a porn star?

Speaker 5 (02:21:56):
Probably feel better about it.

Speaker 1 (02:21:59):
So this is a standard tennis ball is eight inches
in girth, A medium sized orange, a can of soda,
a standard roll of toilet paper, a man's wrist, a
right a small coffee mug handle.

Speaker 4 (02:22:14):
So like that bottle right there, which the vinegar.

Speaker 5 (02:22:19):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I give her take. Yeah, yeah, that's
a big difference.

Speaker 7 (02:22:30):
So he went from a water bottle right to a
vinegar bottle like.

Speaker 5 (02:22:37):
A big yeah, that's massive.

Speaker 1 (02:22:42):
Give you hold these up to your mouth and see like.

Speaker 4 (02:22:45):
There.

Speaker 5 (02:22:50):
Well I couldn't, but no, I'm not a fucking man. No,
I do not know.

Speaker 1 (02:22:55):
Do not fuck me, Yeah, don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:22:57):
Don't fuck me either.

Speaker 7 (02:22:58):
This just shows like it doesn't matter what you're born with.
By the way, a full you can clearly tell as
impressed as gimpi ibar that you're like, goddamn yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:23:12):
Even a water bottle I think is impressive. Yes, fuck
damn you. That is a roll of cookie dough, for sure,
but maybe half a half a roll of cookie dough.
But your points taken. Anything with that, Oh, you can
do all kinds of stuff with that.

Speaker 4 (02:23:32):
The vinegar bottle, I don't know, it's gonna take two hands.

Speaker 1 (02:23:39):
Yeah, so this is what they said.

Speaker 7 (02:23:40):
I felt okay about my penis when I was a wreck,
but was very self conscious whenever I was naked and flaccid,
and I like to be naked a lot pre surgery,
I always found myself tugging on my penis trying to
get it to chub up a bit.

Speaker 1 (02:23:52):
So it wasn't too small. God man.

Speaker 7 (02:23:57):
I went into the surgery knowing that the purpose is
not to increase erect length, but to increase my flaccid length,
which is what I really wanted.

Speaker 5 (02:24:05):
Right, But you're going to get hard and it is
going to grow whether you like it or not, so
you should have expected that. Yeah, I want my flaccid
length to be better, but you know you're gonna get
a hard on at some point in time.

Speaker 7 (02:24:19):
I had a procedure on a Saturday, and I worked
from home on Monday, went back on Tuesday, had my
drain removed.

Speaker 4 (02:24:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:24:31):
Didn't miss any work after that. I didn't need the painkillers.

Speaker 5 (02:24:36):
And now he's the most popular guy in the office
with the gals.

Speaker 7 (02:24:39):
The first two months were tough at night with nightmare erections.

Speaker 1 (02:24:44):
I woke up.

Speaker 7 (02:24:44):
Every hour and a half to two hours the first month.
When I did wake up, I would immediately go to
the bathroom and urinate. This helped relieve the pressure so
I could go back to sleep. I urinated in a
red solo cup standing at the toilet the first couple months.
This helped alleviate cleaning the little bit of prey on
the toilet that I had. At first, the stream corrected.
It's that's something you don't think about. No, the second

(02:25:08):
month got better over time. I wore the euro rap
I don't know what that is. Is that a type
of bandage?

Speaker 5 (02:25:18):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (02:25:20):
As prescribed? Wearing the rapid night seem to add pressure
on the implant. After two months, I was able to
get into my favorite pair of jeans.

Speaker 5 (02:25:29):
You gotta buy new pants now, Yeah, you have to.
Your big old hog ain't gonna fit in the same
old fucking blue jeans that you was wearing before.

Speaker 7 (02:25:36):
Hog Rhino right right. The question everyone asks about sex, Yes,
it's amazing. I haven't lost any sensation, and women really
love the extra girth. I do seem to last longer too,
and I love the confidence that comes with having a
large penis.

Speaker 1 (02:25:55):
I tend to have sex a lot. I'm divorced and
have sex with different women. I don't feel the need
to explain to them that I've had an implant, but
they would be able to tell. But they would be
able to tell I had one if it was totally flaccid.
Why I do what I do is chub up a
little before they get their hands on it, and then

(02:26:16):
they can't tell what does that mean? So like, when
it's flaccid, it looks like fucking chewing gum?

Speaker 5 (02:26:22):
Maybe so, maybe so?

Speaker 7 (02:26:25):
My full direction always was always ninety degrees and that
hasn't changed. Condoms regular condoms do not cut it anymore.
Ordered the my one sixty four, and they're still in,
what the fuck is my one sixty four?

Speaker 4 (02:26:38):
Maybe they can see the scars when he's.

Speaker 1 (02:26:43):
Custom fit condoms? Well, bothfucker custom fit condoms.

Speaker 4 (02:26:49):
How much are they?

Speaker 1 (02:26:50):
Seventeen nine dollars?

Speaker 5 (02:26:51):
Oh? This one's the seventeen ninety nine. Oh this is
where a box of eighty Okay, that makes sense. A
box of eighty costs seventy six dollars. Get them on
the Amazon. The new era of condoms. This could change
your breathing.

Speaker 1 (02:27:06):
So there's softer advanced quality set.

Speaker 7 (02:27:09):
Sure, of course they are. They have different sizes. You
have a girth number like people got a sleep number.
What's your girth number? YO? Girth number anywhere from four
point seven to nine plus.

Speaker 4 (02:27:26):
I think when they get the orders in they're like, God,
damn eight inches and growth. I want to shake his penis.

Speaker 5 (02:27:34):
I don't believe it's sent a picture.

Speaker 7 (02:27:37):
Gad lord, they send you a measuring fit kit. Oh no,
you can download it. You can order a three count
sampler just to kind of see where you land on this.

Speaker 1 (02:27:51):
Fuck me, don't pick the wrong box first for real.

Speaker 5 (02:27:54):
Well that's where the custom fit app comes into play.

Speaker 7 (02:27:59):
Well, you don't use the the So do you you
get the sampler? Do you try it with your partner?
And you're like, and then it's you know, like you
know when the elastic breaks out on your sock?

Speaker 5 (02:28:10):
Yeah, like that.

Speaker 1 (02:28:11):
Hold on, honey, that's not the right one.

Speaker 5 (02:28:15):
You gotta sit there and try on all these rubbers
to find out which size fits best.

Speaker 7 (02:28:21):
Okay, So they have a measuring thing and then you
print it off and I guess, hold it up to
here your Oh no, it goes around your penis like.

Speaker 5 (02:28:33):
A snip bracelet like yeah, yeah, or like one of
those tailor's measuring tapes.

Speaker 1 (02:28:39):
Yeah, And then it says that then there's a different one.
There's like the color size, and then there's the letters,
depending on I guess what you're comfortable with.

Speaker 7 (02:28:56):
I don't think I could do this with my wife.
I don't think I could measure my girth with my wife.
I'd be so insecure if it came back extra.

Speaker 5 (02:29:04):
Small for sure, which is normal.

Speaker 1 (02:29:08):
Like they're starting with normal size. Yeah? Oh god, fuck,
always something to fuck with your head.

Speaker 5 (02:29:16):
Huh right, Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 7 (02:29:21):
You can go with wider, which is a nice way
to say small, and then snug snug.

Speaker 5 (02:29:29):
I want a form fitting condom.

Speaker 1 (02:29:31):
You know they had custom condoms, gonna be I.

Speaker 5 (02:29:33):
Did not know that. That is a that is a
new thing for me.

Speaker 1 (02:29:37):
What are their social media posts?

Speaker 4 (02:29:39):
Like?

Speaker 7 (02:29:41):
I love you and your dick, Okay, but daddy, I
don't love him.

Speaker 1 (02:29:46):
Valentine's Day? Oh Jesus Christ. Happy measure of Penis Day day?
Is that February first?

Speaker 5 (02:29:56):
Oh we're already past it. Keep that in mind for
next year.

Speaker 1 (02:29:59):
Measure your hog.

Speaker 5 (02:30:00):
Day, everybody, whip out your dicks. You get to measure it.
Text in a mess and the sizing your waiter.

Speaker 7 (02:30:10):
Hey, babe, I really want to have sex tonight. I
stopped and bought some condoms.

Speaker 1 (02:30:13):
No worries.

Speaker 7 (02:30:14):
I have custom fit ones. How that's a fuck it.
That's gotta be hot for a girl to be like,
no shit.

Speaker 5 (02:30:18):
You got custom made condoms? Yeah, it's got.

Speaker 7 (02:30:21):
Custom fit, not custom made like fucking filigree, right and flames.

Speaker 1 (02:30:25):
Down the side.

Speaker 4 (02:30:26):
I got them off at sea.

Speaker 1 (02:30:27):
Because you're a giant fucking Eagles fan, right right.

Speaker 4 (02:30:31):
Forty condoms, Oh wait, I'm saving my brock Prety one
like rights.

Speaker 5 (02:30:40):
Don't get the cowboys condoms.

Speaker 4 (02:30:43):
They'll fail you every time.

Speaker 5 (02:30:47):
That's terrible.

Speaker 4 (02:30:48):
So they have true It's funny because it's they.

Speaker 7 (02:30:53):
Have so many different sizes wild, which makes sense.

Speaker 1 (02:30:58):
We're all wonders man.

Speaker 5 (02:31:00):
Yeah, absolutely, not all waiters are created equal.

Speaker 7 (02:31:03):
It makes sense you would get a surgery like this
for your confidence, even though we're both astonished by his
fucking pre size. But that's what a lot of people do,
plastic surgery for us, just for confidence.

Speaker 5 (02:31:14):
That's the way you get breast augmentation.

Speaker 7 (02:31:16):
Sometimes some people get the women's bodies are so odd
and the way they make closer women so fucked up
that they get breast augmentations to make close fit them better.

Speaker 5 (02:31:26):
It makes sense.

Speaker 7 (02:31:27):
That makes good sense where you and I they don't
worry about my my fucking pants because my dick's big
or small, right right, that's never been a concerned I've
never been like these are kind of tight, but my
fucking dick feels just yeah, pressured.

Speaker 5 (02:31:42):
So we're we're sitting here talking about these custom fit
condoms for guys with big dicks, right, but what about
the guys with the micro pene. Dude, surely they have
the opposite end of that spectrum, right, you know what
I mean? Because like, I mean, you got a guy
that's you know, maybe two inches rock hard and got

(02:32:03):
like maybe you know, maybe an engine girth. Sure those
regular condoms aren't gonna fit on him, So maybe would
you use a finger condom you know talking about or.

Speaker 1 (02:32:15):
That's funny like when you wear your finger.

Speaker 7 (02:32:17):
Yeah this they have this my condom. People have small
ones too, which would make which would make sense.

Speaker 5 (02:32:25):
Okay, yeah, you would think that they would.

Speaker 1 (02:32:27):
You got to roll on board both directions. Yeah, hit
custom condoms and they have a click on it. It's
like a sane you get a quote with it, like
live long and prosper.

Speaker 5 (02:32:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:32:40):
No, they make sizes for everyone.

Speaker 5 (02:32:43):
Okay, whoa how about that?

Speaker 7 (02:32:47):
I mean even then, maybe that's why they use the
code so like there's no judgment of like it doesn't
say extra extra.

Speaker 5 (02:32:56):
Smart, right right right?

Speaker 1 (02:33:01):
It would make sense though that they have custom condoms.
I can't believe. I didn't know that that was a
thing for sure.

Speaker 5 (02:33:06):
I mean, it makes sense. We only see what's in
the store. You got your standard, and then of course
the Magnums have always been the ones for you know,
the black guys or whatever. You know.

Speaker 1 (02:33:16):
I don't even know if.

Speaker 5 (02:33:16):
Those are right exactly. I just see him. I'm like, here,
never mind. So that would make sense that that would
because those weren't always fit everybody. They're like bras, right,
women have different sized breasts, you know, different cups, different bras.
Makes sense, it makes good sense.

Speaker 1 (02:33:32):
There's a guy in college that I was friends with,
and he would always buy of the Magnums and leave
them laying around his place. Yes, it's so funny. And
I'm like, dude, why do you have Why are you
leaving your condoms out? He's like, I don't use those.
I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, no, girl
knows what condom I'm putting on.

Speaker 5 (02:33:55):
WHA, We'll wait a minute. That doesn't taste like a Magnum.

Speaker 1 (02:34:00):
I don't even know if the have taste. It's weird
you do, though, Strawberry. No judgment, No judgment, man, I'm
your friend.

Speaker 5 (02:34:08):
No matter what, man, Listen, We've done it on the
show and I've done it outside of the show. Remember
when I snorted that condom of my nose and pulled
it out of my mouth. Yeah, that was a fun time.
And then somebody was like, I bet you can't do
it again. And this was recent. This is like last
year recent, that's how recent that was. I was like,
I bet you I could pull out old condom out
of the fucking out of the purse and open it up,

(02:34:32):
unratled it and pulled it out right.

Speaker 1 (02:34:36):
Goddamn.

Speaker 5 (02:34:38):
Yeah, it was the hell of a bar trick. That
was fun.

Speaker 1 (02:34:42):
You get a free tab or something.

Speaker 5 (02:34:44):
No, no, I didn't get anything free except from pulling
a condo.

Speaker 1 (02:34:48):
That's like a boxer getting in the streets, Like, what
are you doing?

Speaker 5 (02:34:52):
Paid right? Knowing that I could still do, I still
got it. I still got it.

Speaker 1 (02:35:00):
You're fucking seventy ye still have to fucking pomp?

Speaker 5 (02:35:03):
Yeah, ye, never believe what I can do.

Speaker 7 (02:35:13):
God forbid you don't do that trick with one of
these fucking my seventy two's God like pulling fucking scarves
out of their goddamn mouth.

Speaker 5 (02:35:23):
At the end, you're fucking underwear.

Speaker 7 (02:35:25):
You're like, that would be fucking funny, That would be
funny to do that trick.

Speaker 1 (02:35:31):
But keep some fucking underwear in your mouth so you can, right,
That's what magicians do. They just you know, walk around
with fucking scarves in their mouth.

Speaker 5 (02:35:40):
Absolutely, just keep pulling and pulling and pulling, pulling. Next
thing you know, it's a pair of spotted underwear. I
think it's great. I'm gonna work on that.

Speaker 4 (02:35:51):
Can't be the great that's right?

Speaker 7 (02:35:53):
Hired me for your kids bombits our bachelorette party.

Speaker 1 (02:35:59):
Jesus, how about that? When I well things about the show.

Speaker 7 (02:36:04):
When I started, I had no idea we're gonna venture
into the custom condom world.

Speaker 5 (02:36:07):
Yeah, the more you know, imagine.

Speaker 1 (02:36:10):
They calm want us to do endorsements, right, I would
do it. I just be like, hey, I got my
size right, not telling you fuckers what it is. Listen,
I will tell you they had to make a custom
size just for me.

Speaker 5 (02:36:26):
What are you letting in here? Are you? Are you
a water bottle guy or a vinegar bottle guy?

Speaker 1 (02:36:31):
Oh you're a fucking vanilla bottle guy, right, vanilla extract guy?

Speaker 5 (02:36:36):
Think more chapstick?

Speaker 7 (02:36:41):
Hey, listen, Corbyn. We're really excited about the endorsement. Looking
for a great partnership. Can't wait for those social media videos.
It's gonna take a little longer to get your custom
condoms out to you as we had to have them
specially made in Asia Pediatric here.

Speaker 1 (02:37:04):
Don't worry. Just send me the biggest ones you have.
I'll use those for social media. Yeah right, god damn, Okay,
all right, listen. Uh, we've got some stuff coming up
with Lincoln Park. We can't share with you yet, but
we will. It's gonna be a chance to hang out
with us at the Lincoln Park show. We'll explain those
details soon. And uh yeah, I think that's Is there

(02:37:26):
anything else that I'm missing that we've got to talk about.

Speaker 7 (02:37:28):
We've got your pub crawl. We've got crawl for Cancer coming.

Speaker 5 (02:37:31):
Up that is coming up in April. April fifth is
the day of the Cancer Crawl, and towards the end
of March, end of this month, fuck end of this month,
we're gonna be putting our contrast together so you can
join our team, or you just go to crawlcans dot,
or're gonna make your own name team.

Speaker 7 (02:37:47):
All right, you guys have a fantastic week and we'll
talk to you soon.

Speaker 4 (02:37:51):
See yeah bye bye

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