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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Huh fastin? Why there?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hey? Oh man, daddy, Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, what's going on? Man?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I've been completely out of it for a little while.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Let me turn stop that.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Oh come on, that's just abusive to a walk them in.
Those things are ancient now, so you're.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Probably wondering why I've had you come back to the
fort now.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I came here on my own volition. I was just
wonder what's up.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You didn't get my text?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I don't text.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Okay, you didn't give my email, I don't email. You
didn't get my carry you pigeon that I got?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
She was delicious.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I have recently come into contact with a large box
of legal documents.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
You can see it here.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's a big old box you got there?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh huge? A lot of shuffling, some of those big
storage boxes. Oh yeah, that one is stand with blood.
Felix Fritz, my uncle who passed away.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
He bequeathed me Fort Fritz and all of the back
forty and.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
There's a lot going on back there where there's a
lot going on.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I just read this to you, Dear Fritz.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
You are now the owner of Fort Fritz after the
untimely passing of your uncle Felix Fritz.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm sorry, very sorry. That's like a decade ago.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But I'm sorry it was longer than that. Do you
know when it was dated? No idea September first, two thousand.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
And five, So it's been a while. Not only do
we need to spend a night in this haunted house
to get.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
This, we can never do that.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
We tried, we We've so many, so many weird things,
somebody like we're talking water rides, We're talking libraries with
fire at times too much.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Not only a night in the haunted house, but in
the last rule and testament of my late uncle Felix Fritz,
we also have to tend to his tomb tom have.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You ever found tend to Have you ever found his gravesite?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Is what I was gonna say, Not personally, Why would
I look for it.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I'm not related to the guy, but I'm ready to
tend to totem. I mean, I like tone raiders, so
I guess I could beat a too tender.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
That's what I was thinking. You know, you could be
the guy tending the tombs.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No problem attending some tombes.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You look like a grave digger.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I've never grave Doug per Se but you know I've
considered it a lie way too much.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
So what I'm asking you is, have you ever seen
his gravesite anywhere on this property?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Never? I mean, and we've been all over this place.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You held me and finding here you asking.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Me to look for a dead body.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
And so yes, okay, I got fifteen seconds to make
this sillery.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Can you sign here?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I've got a waffle iron and a core trainer like
a bosted balls.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Is that Nick Frye?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Nick?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Nick?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Look, so we're talking to the person inside of Nick Brye.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Now you work for Amazon. Now I didn't find this
so man, daddy chilling, gosh, I'm so happy to see
you guys.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Time out number one. You don't realize that this is
the fucking fort. And then you drive up as an
Amazon delivery driver.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, well I'm working for them now, but you don't
recognize the force.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh no, man black on a tight schedule. I had
to pe inside your packages just to make my time.
I WoT that. Then Jesus's ticket to find there's water?
The hell have you been? Well, let's see what I mean,
sad music.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I woke up and I was in the middle of
a Amazonian warehouse.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I got some lost time.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I got definitely lost time.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Guys, are you in like an Amazonian fugue state?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
No? I mean what year is it like?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Just to be honest, I'm not gonna shoot straight with me.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Please, guys, I need to know what what year it is?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What year do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Nineteen seventy one? Oh my god, Wow, that was a curveball.