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September 18, 2024 82 mins
An anonymous package was sent to Fritz containing cassettes and the Last Will and Testament of his late uncle, Felix. Will the troop finally own the Fort and fulfill the stipulations of the trust, or will another adventure unfold? Featuring stories on Fenn's Treasure, the Eight Day Bride, the Keddie Cabin Murders.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Huh fastin? Why there?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hey? Oh man, daddy, Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, what's going on? Man?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I've been completely out of it for a little while.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Let me turn stop that.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Oh come on, that's just abusive to a walk them in.
Those things are ancient now, so you're.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Probably wondering why I've had you come back to the
fort now.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I came here on my own volition. I was just
wonder what's up.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
You didn't get my text?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I don't text.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Okay, you didn't give my email, I don't email. You
didn't get my carry you pigeon that I got?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
She was delicious.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I have recently come into contact with a large box
of legal documents.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
You can see it here.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's a big old box you got there?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh huge? A lot of shuffling, some of those big
storage boxes. Oh yeah, that one is stand with blood.
Felix Fritz, my uncle who passed away.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
He bequeathed me Fort Fritz and all of the back
forty and.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
There's a lot going on back there where there's a
lot going on.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I just read this to you, Dear Fritz.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
You are now the owner of Fort Fritz after the
untimely passing of your uncle Felix Fritz.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm sorry, very sorry. That's like a decade ago.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
But I'm sorry it was longer than that. Do you
know when it was dated? No idea September first, two thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
And five, So it's been a while. Not only do
we need to spend a night in this haunted house
to get.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
This, we can never do that.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
We tried, we We've so many, so many weird things,
somebody like we're talking water rides, We're talking libraries with
fire at times too much.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Not only a night in the haunted house, but in
the last rule and testament of my late uncle Felix Fritz,
we also have to tend to his tomb tom have.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
You ever found tend to Have you ever found his gravesite?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Is what I was gonna say, Not personally, Why would
I look for it.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I'm not related to the guy, but I'm ready to
tend to totem. I mean, I like tone raiders, so
I guess I could beat a too tender.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
That's what I was thinking. You know, you could be
the guy tending the tombs.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
No problem attending some tombes.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
You look like a grave digger.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I've never grave Doug per Se but you know I've
considered it a lie way too much.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
So what I'm asking you is, have you ever seen
his gravesite anywhere on this property?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Never? I mean, and we've been all over this place.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
You held me and finding here you asking.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Me to look for a dead body.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
And so yes, okay, I got fifteen seconds to make
this sillery.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Can you sign here?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
I've got a waffle iron and a core trainer like
a bosted balls.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Is that Nick Frye?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Nick?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Nick?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Look, so we're talking to the person inside of Nick Brye.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Now you work for Amazon. Now I didn't find this
so man, daddy chilling, gosh, I'm so happy to see
you guys.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Time out number one. You don't realize that this is
the fucking fort. And then you drive up as an
Amazon delivery driver.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, well I'm working for them now, but you don't
recognize the force.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh no, man black on a tight schedule. I had
to pe inside your packages just to make my time.
I WoT that. Then Jesus's ticket to find there's water?
The hell have you been? Well, let's see what I mean,
sad music.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
I woke up and I was in the middle of
a Amazonian warehouse.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I got some lost time.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I got definitely lost time.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Guys, are you in like an Amazonian fugue state?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
No? I mean what year is it like?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Just to be honest, I'm not gonna shoot straight with me.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Please, guys, I need to know what what year it is?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
What year do you think it is?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Nineteen seventy one? Oh my god, Wow, that was a curveball.
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