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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, it's that mortgage guy.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Don An.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
MJ Home Loans Radio is proud to bring you this
outtake episode Don't.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
Miss the Boat.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Compare your quote today at that mortgage guide Don dot
com or at that mortgage guide Don on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
Here are the outtakes for chapter four, The Villages of
the Dam.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Four Food Puffer.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
But your horse was Alexandra.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Oh that's right. I didn't change the name to Alexander.
That's right. I'm dead dead, that's what you assume.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh you got you got zombielbow there themie face.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You know what they do and they put like a
chair against the or handling movies. Does that ever work?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I don't know the physics of it.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Shooting situations, yes, yea wow.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I'm sorry my American in a corner?
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Is this are every day? Listen?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
We just did was acceptable, but bring kids lit?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Shooting is too much. It's really creeping out somebody with
a pickleball racket. I mean, why is it creeping you up?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I've only known you for a little while. I always
assumed you could kill someone of the pickleball racket.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I don't know why. That's just that that's just kind
of the vibe you give off.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You picked it on purpose, you know, I did think it.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
The season's pickleball champion back in my day.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
So and the Skulls did have a satisfying thump.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, really great.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
We get this slice.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
But you have to Yeah, I heard killing is really great, Cardio,
it is my arm.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I mean, honestly, I feel like a good workout just happened.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Guys. I know we want to see each other off,
but what are we going to do now?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Maybe you want to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
We're stuck in a store. I'm trying to figure out
what this is though.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
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Speaker 5 (02:13):
I mean, it's been a while since we've done tribute
to the great Wikipedia.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I praised the with my two dollars tie. I've never
given to them.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
All, right, y'all except.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Did you know it's one of two US states that
were internationally recognized as sovereign nations before becoming US states.
Do you know what the other one is?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Texas? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Wow, he's gonna get I will stab you with my sword.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Keep your eye on that one.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I may be looking at us.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
First.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Boy, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Molokai, Molokai.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I don't know. My kid sounds like from Children of
the I think, spelled differently. Yeah, you don't know. I don't.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I also kept making Molotov cocktail, and I was like
so the whole time, I was like, Malokai cocktail, all right?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Lost my spot.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Us A yeah, come Hannah, yeah, come, come, come come.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You know, the ancient Hawaiians did love dragon ball z
a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Never got into that.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
It's like shark infested waters right.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
There as well, not infested.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That's their house, that's their home.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
That's true, that's true.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It's their realist croaches from now on when I'm trying
to kill, just like the.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Shark, suburbs are different.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I'm a Fluoridian, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm with you on that.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
I did have to kill one at Nutcracker rehearsal for
the other day. Just so everyone knows leprosy. If you don't,
it's also knows Hanson's disease.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Really, that's what Beck Hanson has.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Chris Hansen.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Jim Hansen.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
White after in the Leopard Hockey hockey game, there's a
face off in the corner.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I always nice.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
I always thought it's kind of like how prairie dogs
have black death. What, Yeah, they've got like bubonic plague.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Nine bandit Arbitdillos.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Have and and Koala bears all have chlamydia. Yeah really yeah,
I found that alf last time I went to Australian
koala bear.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
That give him a clop. M hm. That was a
good chlamydia upon it.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Thank you, thank you, You're due diligence in that.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Just gotta do it. Okay, Okay, here we go. Cover
up the patches on your skin with bits of spam.
That's where it came from.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's disgusting and delicious simultaneously.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Again, I will never eat spam to begin with.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I don't think I've ever read it so convicted and boded.
I hope they put clothes on them, and the.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Convicted and naked sounds like a new show. And Annie it.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Might be.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Is death like guaranteed with leprosy?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Or is it pretty much your I mean, you're getting
infections that your body can't fight.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Just go septic and just that's it.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
The worst oxy commercial ever.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, over time. They built a thriving,
remarkable community that's.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Great, full of like fingers and toes of the floor.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
They just all together they created one person.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
They're like lego people.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You just stick it on there, don't step on it.
And that just give me that, all right, Marie.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I don't think this is as bad as the Borderlands movie.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I'm brea good, the Tuskegee Experiment or the Tuskegee Syphilis study.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
What syphilis there you have. I'm a big fan of
this disease. I gotta tell.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You what.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
This is.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
This is endlessly fascinating. Syphilis is a crazy disease.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
And you need some different hobbies.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Shut the you don't know what I like? All right,
it's simple. Let's go on.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
As a these.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
What's all over? Like an urban Johnny apple Seed did well?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, years, I'm good.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
And then Quaternary is like you have that stumbling almost
like Parkinson Rigor Yeah yeah, trimmers and Parkinson's gate.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Didn't even say that. A Meryl Street movie out of
Africa so beautiful, it's so the music is so so pretty.
But he had it, like husband had it, give it
to her and like she got really sick from it.
She couldn't have kids. I guess they, but I it's
like they didn't catch it early enough. But they think
they caught it at the other stage whenever before, like
(07:40):
to stop it where it was.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
But you can stop it from progressing, but you can't
get rid of it, right, Yeah, ding ate their baby.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
They actually found the baby, and it was true. They
actually found a baby skull and had dingo.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
That was a different movie. That was a cry in
the dark.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Still, dingos are eating babies all day, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
All right, so thank you for that, man, Eddy Birs.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
You're back.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Nick. You are wearing sice fifteen shoes. Just okay, well
did those fit? Okay, kick them off? I tried.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
You seem really interested in Nick's feet there, Quentin Tarantina.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
He's mentioned several times. Yeah, these are certainly large. But
I will give these o, these hospital slippers a chance.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Tell me more about your large feet.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Let's have Angela go. They're coming back around and we
hear we hear them coming and see them.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
They're coming back around again.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, let's yeah, Well they have the edge.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Sit the zombies are edging.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Look at you slowly for eight hours? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's not even attached anymore. I've got the entire day off.
I'm gonna hours. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll take
don't worry.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Promise we have to call outtakes now.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Man, Daddy opened up another beer, Thank you. The only
time we don't have one where we go for sure
you have it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Still still my favorite outtakes so far is where there's
a pause and here we go. The joke is on alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
All right, let's we only have enough time. I don't know, man,
there's boxes, there's cardboard boxes.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Can we uh oh wait, hold on, let's all try
to get inside of them and make no.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
N oh, that's right. He's got a whole box peeing
fetish thing.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Damn it. I can't even escape your Amazon p citing
the almighty Wikedbedia. Well, yes, keep it one hundred.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Uh the say.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
At the end, I know it was Hans so people
underneath depleting their oxygen at the very bottom. Oh my god,
what a treacherous way to go.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
That is not how I want to go.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
I've almost gone like that.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I have to would you would you rather? Would you
rather be burned?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Burned? Alive?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Way cooler drowning. I think I would rather freeze to death,
just go to sleep.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
But what if that happened to you had an Alkaline
Trio concert.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I mean a little more epic, but everyone's too old
there now, no one does anything.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
They stand there now.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Sad mid forties circles, alcoholic moms. I think there was
a I want to say Liverpool Football Club in England,
but there was a legendary crush that I think killed
like over seventy people, everyone trying to get into one
entrance and then they kept pushing and there was no reprieve.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
So humanity's worst. It's that it's just like this.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I wanted to get to this, and I don't care
who I heard, just as long as I get what
I want.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, it's rough. Crowd pressure is measured in killing Newton's
per meeting, and anything other than killing Newton's is a
thousand Newtons yep points yep, So killing Newton's per meeting.
And this is according to an official at a prep conference,
(11:38):
And this is according to the All right, you guys,
look back at that crowd.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
That's not pretty. A lot of dead people, a lot
of headless people.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Is your hand if you would kill them all over
again all day. I did that instinctively. I didn't even
mean to raise it.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
But I've been trying to throw their heads back on
so I can chop off again.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I mean, I just you know, I have a hobby.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
That's no life. Oh, that's no life.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
I'm hungry.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You're listening to the Fortfraits.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
What a dig.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
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