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September 18, 2024 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, it's that mortgage guy.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Don An, MD.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Home Loans Radio is proud to bring you this outtake
episode Don't Miss the Boat.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Compare your quote today at that mortgage guide Don dot
com or at that mortgage guide Don on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Here are the outtakes for chapter one, the last will
see the bike coming up. This is Nixs Prize, So
Nicks Prize right on time.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
My boy?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Can we uh?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Can you? Can we do where?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I just drive up in an Amazon truck?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Perfect?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah? Did they deliver you? Yeah, by saying I'm working
for their working Okay, I don't think deliver you think better.
You guys have a nick guy won't shut up about
how hot it is back there.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I'm pretty sure those are the dulcet tones of the
internationally famous Russian mystical half Crow, which Baba Yaga.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
How was gonna say Bobby Yaga Gaga?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh yeah, that's how I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Yeah, I was gonna say baby yeah yeah, oh well
baby yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I honestly think she would enjoy all of those names.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
It's a little art decho, it's a little bit DJ Cloud,
it's a little bit you know, lots of plants.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I love that you respect DJ Cloud so much. DJ
Cloud is kind of our mascot.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Is that that the cloud what's talking at me every
time I talk? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay, I thought that was like the little guy in
Mario that chases home And yeah, Lakota Lakota? Is that
DJ Cloud?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
DJ Lakota like the Native American tribe. So going back
to the map, maybe I don't know. I'm I don't
have to sleep in the truck.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I've been sleeping in there too.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh my god. My schedule is.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Demanding in this heat, and some would say it's demand daddying.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't get it, person, It's always.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
It's so tough to get it started.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
All this feelings, the Cindy Brady with the red light.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Have you heard of Fends Treasure?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh yeah, okay, I didn't know about this new uh,
this new person. But if truly is okay, I'm okay.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
This is like a Valerian or Tugger and becoming a
dragon writer.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh my gosh, this is amazing.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Said to have nine clues as to the whereabouts of
the chest.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
There once was a woman from Nantucket, a woman.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yes, he's so funny. If we hear this poem, We're
all like, oh, that's ober in Baldwin park.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
A man, He's like, I know exactly where that is, right.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Holy, it ain't no little thing. My treasure is buried
at beefy king.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
You love some beef, Just take the chest and go
in peace. So why is it that I must go
and leave my trove for all to seek the answer? Damn, man,
that's a sell.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Regular.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
I'm gone, all right, and then I'm gone, I've lost it,
and I'm like, I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I'm totally down the brown and from there, I guess.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
One man is even arrested and serves jail time.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
For stealing pick a basket, for.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Trying to write a book, for digging up trying to
find the treasure in old coffins.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Wait, there's there's graves in yellows like a cemetery.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
It was honestly my first question.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay, it makes you were an interesting picnic. That's that's
for sure.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
We all learned something, yeah, doesn't we edited out?

Speaker 5 (04:16):
But in the New Unsolved Mysteries there's a cemetery at
O'Hare Airport.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, what really? Really? That's dark.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Wow, the treasure had an affair with Ariana Grande scandal
this week of TMZ.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's wait. Why in Florida and a lot of states,
if you win the lottery, you have to let everyone
know you want like you have to you get an
LLC and you can do all that. But I mean,
that's the only way you can do it. You can't.
You can't just do it and by yourself. You have to, uh,
you have to go around it.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I never won the lottery, but I'm just speaking. I'm
gonna stay.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I'm gonna die in the hill. Yeah, were you just
peeing in packages a little bit ago?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
I still am and I will forever old how it's
hard to break.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
It depends.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
And then he dies shortly after, as if he was
just staying alive long enough. See somebody get this treasure.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
So he meets them right before you. Diasis goes get
a real hobby.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
He goes, can I have that back?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, give it back to me. I want to take
it in my car.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Give me back my son, all right? Check? Yeah, b
dabba doo, yeah, a dabba doo.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Checking levels, checking levels. Felix Fritz here, I got my
own home studio. I've always wanted my own radio show,
So this is kind of neat.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
This is kind of clever of me, I think.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
And then this Sennheiser boom shotgun mic, I think that's
gonna sound really good. It's all highs and troubles and
a little bit of mids and no base. So I
think it's really gonna cut through. You know, a lot
of the a lot of the radio you hear to dribble.
So the title I was thinking, right, the theme it's
gonna be prepared orations discerning cis gendered Anglo Saxon themes

(06:03):
because I recently off the time gender on you snet
and uh that's me, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
What you know?

Speaker 5 (06:10):
You call it duck a duck, So uh, Episode one,
I guess let's just get into it. Uh well, let
me come back to this.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
The hours of this.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
That that doesn't help at all, That doesn't help with anything.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, yeah, the hours of this.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Throw it out. Just throw it out. It's not gonna help.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Amazon is great for that. I just deliver it.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
And that's why you showed up with a bunch of candles.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
And beyond our pissed candles.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Pissed candles, we open for those guys in Champa.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
All right, so this is it I got.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I nearly got a fitcake ta. I was studying, studying.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Can you guys take your shoes off? We've really worked hard.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
You don't want me to do that?

Speaker 3 (06:56):
No, really, we have a whole thing here now. I
wasn't even wearing the house.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Please, this might take a while. Let's take off her shoes.
I don't know. I don't know if I can take
these off. That's fine. All right, you're listening to Fort France.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
We're gonna take a little break and then we will
be right back.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
That was great, guys.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
This globe is a little out of date though, because
it only has Pangaea on it.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Wow, who made a globe which is pangee? It was?
It made using rocks and timber.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Actually, yes, very nice rock globe.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
There's a flat earther yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
He knowing him. Well, there's a box over.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Here the globe.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yep, I have something concerning.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I don't know about you, but this looks like the
largest ball of opium I have ever seen. That's a
lot of opium. You think it's it's an old basketball.
I'm sorry, I was just hoping it's a huge ball
of opium. But that's a really old basketball. Is that
how opium is made with old basketballs?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I guess it is? Now?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, yes, I mean none of us can say that
that's wrong. So if you have an old basketball, you
got some opium.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Well as someone who's never done opium wink, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
The audible wink sold it nice, Marie.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
What do you have?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
There's some photos in here, and I just I'd rather
not talk about it. Let's just close that and put
no no no, no.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
No, no, no no no no no photos.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Let's let's let's just get past all of these snaps,
he said, knowingly, with Daddy's turning his back to us.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Now, I don't know what he's doing with his wrists.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Yeah, photography, let him finish.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm good, I'm good, and thank you, thank you.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
I just want to make sure, okay, kettle well, no,
never heard him right back here like a pro Angela.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Where'd you get macaroni and cheese?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
My gosh, it's so good.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
How did he get do you? Are you eating his
macaroni and cheese?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
This is a girl house.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Now, we just have really good food.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Cook nor you have mac and cheese too? Can I
have can I have some?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
No? Wow? Wow? Rude?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Well you know, where do you only cook for two
people for four years? You don't expect guests to just
show up at your front door.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
You always expect guests at a place called fort something.
If it's fort something, there's a good chance people are
going to show up.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
It's the first time hearing that's what this is called.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
You don't call it forts and you live here, that's
that's just embarrassed to know.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
No, no meats and cheeses.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Well now I just feel left out.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
So people trying to get autographs of around weird, scarious,
and we've not changed.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
It's a pravity persists.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
The hell we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
You know, we got to go in front of body too,
so that'd be like.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
A bunch of people sitting around talking about murder and
death all the Oh.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Certain things came to light about the nature of their relationship. Aha,
and it was admitted that they had had a sexual
relationship since they were teenagers.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Ooh, involving themselves in bum fancy.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
But yeah, but man back then, that's a huge breakthrough.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Oh yeah, all of brown.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Circle of life and it's brown.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
That's great. That's a great observation, angela good.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Call back, nice reach around, classy.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
I mean it depends on how long ago it was,
because I mean, if it's still nineteen seventy one, like
that doesn't fly.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh no, not at all.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
It just seems like we're proving that the LGBT community
is just getting together to fraud all of us. That's
I mean, obviously that's the agenda. The agenda is fraud.
We can all now admit.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
That I knew you would.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I knew you would before I said it.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Let's talk about going to the park.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Are you saying Kendy or Kitty k E D D
I E Kendy.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I think I always heard as Kenny k K E
D D I E.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
I would imagine that's like kids like.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Kendy. No kitty Kitty murderers would be really weird.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Kitty or like k I D D I E would
like little.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
It's like it is K D D I E no
k I okay, play schools my.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
First murder cabin like a kid. Yeah, no, not at
all hot content.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
The blood is just fruit roll ups, yikes.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
So they.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Slipping and sliding on their own blood like a weird
like slide.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Slip slide and on this Jesus. Yeah. Still definitely a
small inter live community, two hundred people maybe roughly.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
I'm guessing store that sells, you know, bent knives, hammers,
bounds of blood.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
You need for a spook.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
You go to spirit Halloween and pick all that up underwear.
Now Jesus in someone's mouth. Now it's watermelon flavor. Now
spoiler alert, you die. Okay, I did that.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Sorry, the first one, the first one of the season.
Everyone takes a shot.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
I was just kidding, all right, Okay, all the sas
in the world, Simon Schuster.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
In the video I watched, the guy had a list horrible.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Thank you other book publishers, small Brown Swin.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
But so even though domas the both comparing wolb Margage
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