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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, it's that mortgage guy.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Don at MJ Home Loans Radio is proud to bring
you this outtake.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Episode Don't Miss the Boat.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 4 (00:17):
Here are outtakes from chapter six pepper Shire Farms.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Well, I mean, why would he be buried anywhere? I mean,
the guy's weird as Hell's what. It's an eccentric person
I've ever heard of, So he could be buried pretty
much anywhere. It could be doing one of those sky
funerals for his alves. We know what's that's where they
take the body up there and they just let the
vaultures take the fars and everything. The zoa three ethan. Okay,
let's see that's it.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, that cherry anyone like they just dump your corpse
out of a skydiving plane.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
No, No, that's totally different. That's totally do. That's a
lot of fun because remember you only need to put
parachute to skydive if you want a skydive twice. Okay,
you can skydive without a parachute. It's fun.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Are you guys talking amongst yourself. I'm gonna grab a beer.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
That I agree with this guys.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Then it's got those.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Like you know, the the dots that you make like
on the letters.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
How do you describe that? It's almost like kindergarten.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
He's got like like bubble letters. They're not like Seraph's,
but they're like yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Like Motorhead has like those, less racist.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Like the hobbit.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Is that what he means?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Hey to far get out unfriended?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, yeah, get up.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Go go trunching forward looking for monsters and death trunching, trunching.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Something.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
According to Nature's Poisons dot Com, this tree is quote
proof that Mother Nature hates.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Us, Like we need more proof. We live in Florida.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
That was Ben Franklin quote.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Is it really beer is proof?
Speaker 6 (02:10):
That's funny, really important for that symbiotic relationship.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
They they've heard the rush song the trees.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, yeah, it just threatens the soil that it's gonna
kill it.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
So he be really bad. As something happened to a
sand family. If you tried to leave the sand.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
You will only leave it a body.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Earth body bag.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
S m hm.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So as you can see the fruit that it grows
looks like apples. A lot of them look like uh.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Like apples, but kind of squished, a little bit flattened. Yeah,
like what is the little scientist and that one what
is like the the Muppet with beaker the little buns. Yeah, yeah,
kind of like these a little squishy green, squishy green.
So and just so you know, the plant is toxic
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to like many birds, but there is one black spot
iguana that can eat it and live.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Always on it always.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Well, it's got to be right for a reason.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Like the the prehistoric now long extinct gwampa. There, they
were like these big, huge land animals.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
They were like dinosaurs.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
They ate avocados whole and that's why we have avocados
all over the Central Americas and into the California America
because yeah, seeds crazy right in that wild.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
Ponce de Leon died because of a Cloosah warrior putting
it on an arrowhead.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
It was, and he got poisoned.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
By as you got hammered that guy's name into your
head in elementary school.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
But we never learned exactly how he died or why,
And that's brutalless.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 8 (04:16):
I did not know how he died until just now
I read that on many accounts that that was kind
of the assumed thing that happened to him.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I thought he actually found the fountain of youth. It
was still alive and you know, probably holding some sort
of municipal office somewhere right now.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
That's a that's a tough way.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
To go, taken down by a beach apple. Yeah, apple poison.
But our cervical lymph nodes became very tender and easily palpable.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
The downstairs is getting a little on coffey recounting. The
only way to make him stop is I guess to
go to break.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I guess let's let's yeah, I gotta get away from here.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Now.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I got captain and machine stuck my head.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Captain Neil stuck him head. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Let we'll keep us together.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Deadly fruit will keep us together. That eat the manchootable.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
All right, we're gonna take a break. No, I didn't
say stop. You are listening to fort friends.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Do you ever like take a vinyl glove or like
a doctor's rubber glove and like blow it up with
your like Howie Mandel style. That's what your arm looks
like right now.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
But very descriptive and very helpful. At this point.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's an audio medium.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
All right, hold on just a second.
Speaker 9 (05:47):
Oh my god, it's an audio media.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
I've been called a gimp before as an insult, but
now I got a gippie gippy gimp gimp.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
What the thus we could change it too.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
That's the thing I love when someone named something something
released you. We're like, oh, just a GIMPIMPI but we
should probably call it. It's gonna kill you.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
But I know you're angry right now on flat direct
your anger at Marie.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
No problem, I didn't name this damn thing. The entire plant,
including the leaves, stems, and even at small seed like fruit,
are covered in tiny hair like needles called trichromes. Wait,
these trichromes will embed in this is wait wait are trichromes?
Speaker 8 (06:57):
What's on?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Like? Why? No?
Speaker 10 (06:59):
No, wat trichromes? Isn't that like what's on like marijuana?
And then people talk about the trichromes and the trichromes.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Okay, so that's true. After this pain subsides, I'm going
to smoke this planet if that's true.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Sorry, I don't suggest that, but we'll get.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Free time.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Disturbed mandaddy, please let her talk.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
And disturbed I mean, this could mean by touching the
affected area, contact with water, even just changes in temperature. Right,
you can even be stung by dead leaves on the ground.
And it was found that decades old laboratory specimens could
still inflict the sting.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So glad I'm not a scientist.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
The pain has been discribed.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It hurts scientists. Science works.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
You never know.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Imagine working on this plane from like in eighteen fifty
eight specimen and you're like, oh, that kind of and
then you're like, you commit suicide, Like that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Completely off topic. Did you see the bomb from World
War two that exploded in I think it was I
can't remember each and country. There was a bomb underneath
a airport and it just exploded. It was on it
was on the I can't think of the air tarmac.
It was on the tarmac and it just exploded. They
(08:33):
created a giant grader and they have no idea and
the things from World War two and it's just buried
in there. They just decide to blow up.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
Right.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Yeah, sorry, so off topic, but I just thought that
was really interesting.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
That is a good story.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
He said.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
The reaction was so severe that his face resembled mister
potato head. WHOA, the spelling was so bad that he
had trouble breathing and he lost his sight for several days.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Does that mean he could take his eyes out.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
More?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
And I hope that he could move his features.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
That's just reached a dude depth of horror.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
It's like leprosy combined with gimpy gimpy plant.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Intoxication, but it's fun for the kids.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Now voiced by Don Rickles, Ye yours for just nineteen
ninety nine.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Scientists believe that these gimpy tides interfere.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, you can't do with.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
Tide.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Such a ridiculous thing, Dad by the gimp tad.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
But Australian accent.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
She's that would black addictive, addictive properties that opioids have.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
That is fascinating. I'm sorry, go ahead and give me
that line again. I jumped on. I was so excited.
I'm sorry. It is fascinating.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
It's actually really cool.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
One more time.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
Horrible, just some sort of painkiller to get him to
calm down.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
I got to use the bathroom, like I'm gonna grab
some of this for toilet.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
What did we just say?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
You're so like, just stop it for a minute.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Like that whole thing.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Wait did b C Powder.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Store huge pile of bananas? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Are you mad?
Speaker 8 (10:30):
I do want to say? I mean it's been on
the I think they still have it. Caught the land
that ride Banana Land.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
And one of the things is like it says like,
which makes the banana the world's most popular fruit. And
that's like one of the lies. And the island.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Coined by O.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Henry, the famed American author I.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Don't know what you gift.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
He's known for his twists.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
He's amazing.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, great, great, one of my favorite short story writers too.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yes, was it the Legend of the Red Chief? He had?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
He had the social triangle. I want to say.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
It was one about how like this one person was
in love with this person was in love with this person.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
And it inspired me to write an EP about it.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
So every Hallmark movie ever.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah, but way back in the day and done better
because it was only like two hundred words.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It was appeal.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
It's a lot of fun to say the word banana.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh, it's a great one.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
It's also the best like football or basketball cheer like
b A N A n A it's bananas.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
But it was about how did's career at that point.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
That's also a delicious fruit.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
But think about the whole time, but in our lifetime,
we've never had the o G more delicious banana.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
I really that's kind of annoying to know that we've
all been eating bananas our whole life, but we've never
had the real banana.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
It is still still cultivated. They're big. Really Yeah, no,
it looks it's will.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Let him tell the story the big mic Yeah, big
mic mago the way of the grocery shell. And we
might have to find a new banana.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Master doon banana or some prehistoric banana mil banana. Yeah,
we open for new banana and Tampa good guys. Right, No,
they're actually dicks melt banana, mel banana coolish ba.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
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