September 18, 2024 • 15 mins
Enjoy outtakes from Chapter Two: How Schmutzy Got Her Food Back
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey. It's that mortgage guy.
Don An.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
MJ Home Loans Radio is proud to bring you this
outtake episode.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Don't Miss the Boat.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Compare your quote today at that mortgage guide Don dot
com or at that mortgage guide Don on Instagram. You're
the outtakes for chapter two. Al Schmooze got her food back.
You just shove a little bit of this mug down
your pants and it.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Cools the How did you figure that out?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Animals too?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, like a pig in its own filth.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, thank you?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh if only.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
There were so that is all right, hold on excited,
all right? I got angry.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
That was so good.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I was there.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I like, saw what's he waiting for?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Like warships Angela?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
He had a naval yard.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And armada.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
How did you know?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
He pitched it up and killed me?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
So freaking they're like, what are they doing, ladies and
gentlemen Emerson Lincoln Palmer.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yes, actually I saw yelp. And one of the best
things he did is he got up. He brought out
organ like you have out there, and he got up
on top of it while he was doing a solo,
pulled a knife out of all of his boots, jammed
it in between two keys.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Those two keys hold a note.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
He started jamming over those, went out another knife, jammed
it out two other keys.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
They also hold it, hold it the co cord, and
he started going up here and disappeared. The disappeared. It
was the entire audience. So it's a daverd Copperfield show.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
That'd be the best thing, a Daver Copperfield to show
that you didn't know you were going to but you
went to go see another band and all of a
sudden you're actually added David Copperfield.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Specially Palm.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, dead write down.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Except for Palmer.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
You don't what asked Tom Hanks about the special ingredients
in his steak.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Because it's babies.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
It's babies. What Tom Eggs eats babies. This is gonna
be cut out, but I'm just gonna say Tom Eggs
eats babies.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
That I just put my muddy assh.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Your ass in the shoe, dude, keep your ass out
of your shoes, Okay, all right. Never say a nice
looking lifeboat. It's usually like, thank God, there's a lifeboat,
and I'm like, oh, that's a sweet one. Ob have
to save my life with that boat.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
At some day I can't wait to jump from a
larger ship under the smaller.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Ships islands, which I always want to say, that's a dream.
Vacation as islands on December fourth. You have weird dream
sad we all do it, We all do it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh goodness, all right, end of the boat's live, End
of the boats.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And there any male boats.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I mean, I know they're always she I know that,
but this one should make one boat that's like this.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
This boat's mail.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
To have one thing.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Don't trample it please, like the rudders in the front,
you know. I mean, we need a dude.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Both made out of penises. But it's sponging. It should float,
dude boat.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
It doesn't work very well.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
At all because when it gets scared, smaller boat.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Is so flaccid.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
It never listens.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Make this.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'mstressed by the toomnescence of your brigantine.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It just gets tossed in the way.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Its just trample.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
A lot of tossing, Yeah, a lot of tossing.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
It doesn't want to go to therapy.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh goodness.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Was the size of the show so.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Well?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
It actually it gets rebuilt. Yeah, there's a whole thing
with this with his bitch. Yeah, yeah, she gets big,
she gets small.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I would be hashtag canceled.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Yeah, oh my god, all right, don't say something, and
I just decided not to say filter.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Never felt at it.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Sarah and their young daughter, Sophia.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Oh beautiful name, it is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's capital in Bulgaria, that's true.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
And you know is the capital with a pater and
f this is with a pH o.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
It's totally totally different.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Alright, strike everything.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, so the capital of Bulgaria is on the ship.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yes, yeah, we're going on a frozen pizza sent you
off the coast of Portugal.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Got it? And it's haunted at the end. I'm kidding,
all right, just amazon.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
And now she is the Mary Celeste.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's much more approachable.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah yeah, just seem friendly, right, like you know her
at church.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Take just bring it back when you're done.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
But it always comes back with that tomato stain. Why
can they not figure that out?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Did you microwave this Mary Celeste?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I like?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Perfect?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
All right, and he is the last and final captain
And what year is this?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Aighteen seventy two? Sorry eighteen seventy been that long since.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Okay, since eighteen seventy two, how old are you? We
haven't we haven't we know she's a doppel ganger. We
really haven't questioned her existence. So she has said that
eighteen seventy two.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Is just like I was like last week.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
We got a lot of questions about this Marie person.
That's all I'm saying. Just that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Just continue. That sounds like her.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Huh, Marie Marie.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Actually that was one of the names that it looked
if you look up Mary Celeste. Some of the reports
have it under Marie.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Lest we have a lot more questions.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You're interrupting the story, Let's.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Just continue it. Really interested in the story.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So it's got seventy seven thousand barrels of alcohol?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Say that again. Say it again. What seventy seven thousand seven.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Or I think seven thousand, Madame, I just.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Want to hear it. It's just saying I want to
hear it.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Seven thousand girls are of alcohol, seven thousand barrels of alcohol.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Oh my gosh. Oh, because he's everyone turned around. Everyone
turned around, everyone, No one look at me. Wait wait, wait,
one second thought, look at me.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
It was.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
The hell?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Was it? Hold?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
I gotta find it now.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
The joke is, I'm an alcolic, but I've never one.
I know if anyone caught seventeen hundred barrels?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
About seventeen hundred, seventeen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I'm stilling off in his pants right now, wolf already, woof,
I'm working on my second.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
All right, those shoes are stained, slick shoes.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Keep going.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh my gosh, hareful on deck?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
We heard twenty two minutes? All all right, she's like
a page. She's a page.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I'm sorry, No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's just we're jumping in.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
No, I'm not touching that. I'm on and she.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Was intentionally sucked Sorry, I get sucked up?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Can I waste the jib? I always wanted to waste
the jib? What is that?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I got it?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I got it?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Is this mess going to step this boat?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
You're listening to Fort Fronts?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
There you go? You hear it? Right? Yeah? Here? Okay?
What is that? Who's doing that?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I want to see everybody's hands hands up?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Give me why I don't use my hands to make sounds?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Have you guys ever heard of the U s s Indianapolis,
y I think I am Where is it?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
A lot of boat talk. This is a welcome to
boat talk. Boat talk.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
So a comic Kaze pilot, dive bombed, dive dove, dove,
don't do bomb bombed. They commonly called zigzagging, where you're
turning the ship back and forth in open water in
order to avoid torpedo attacks.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
If you were born in Florida, you're talking to you
that if an alligator is why is that something that
anyone that knows that. If you're in Florida advocator coming.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
At you, you go zig We're all live, see.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Saying water water everywhere, but not a dropped into you.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Cool Ridge Taylor, Samuel lack of sleep.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Others would try using spam as a decoy to distract the.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Now, I just want spam, okay, I just really am
dying from some spam.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
This segment brought to you by Hormel.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
How long were they just on the ship once they
brought up the majority of them, how like, how long
were they just on top of the plane.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, that's a good question, man.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Once they were on the plane, it was probably about
maybe twelve more hours before a ship arrived. Yeah, because
then it was like there was also.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Before that, so.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
My god, the sun baking, you're already.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Like it was, well, this was before climate change. It
was like really easier, So there are no.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Ways there was calm.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
See, yeah, it's fine. Look at this.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Then we'd look back at the boat.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Look at that tape deck.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
We're not recording, follow youngster.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I just wanted to joke.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Take it back.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, we're not recorded.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
That's a good take. Yeah, we're not recording.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Let's cook up this Morning Star bacon.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, if you won't have any protein in your.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Body, you know I can body sill have done it before.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Come on, I have taken dumps more than you. Right now.
I know that this.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You're gonna be into this, man, Daddy, this is Lufifer
Lucifer Morning Stars, Satan thank Yeah, I don't here.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
I'm about Cuthulhu Polly John's tentacles. So I'm kind of
representing that, and he's going over with the Satan food
and once you all have to eat the Satan vegan
food technacled friend Vollijohn's Pollijohn's and so that's all up
to you. I represent him. If you want to have
all this Satan food you enjoy.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Are we done making a big deal out of nothing?
Here for a seconds, okay, I have shut up.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
And through that green mistic thing. It's like the end
of that book by the thing with the you know
the have Scott's Yeah, the guy, the guy.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
That the toling cane, yea, and he pokes you in
the forehead.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
But when you when you look at that, that the
majestic fort, which we need to get back to the fort.
I've actually written songs about the fort. And if we
go back there, it looks like there's it looks like
there's some damage there, so we could maybe do a REFI.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, you know, as we look back on this fort,
I'm reminded of maybe the fort's not too bad. Maybe
we can actually contact that mortgage got down at Homelands
Radio dot com. Maybe set up a refine or maybe
a helock, because now is the time to refine.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Come on, you can do it. You got it. You're
always there because now.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Just kicked your ass into this one.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
That's good, it's so good.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
You know, as we're now on the shore of this
distant land looking back at Fort Fritz, I realize, almost
like that pale blue dot photo of Earth taken by
the Voyager one spacecraft over three and a half billion
miles away. I now realize that is all we know.
The fort is all we know. And if you are
(13:26):
a homeowner, now is the perfect time to refinance or
to maybe lock in that low interest he locked loan
through that mortgage guy don at home lands radio dot com.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Maybe it's time to buy.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
There's a pro you like the Little Blue Murder.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Somebody's thought about this second.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
And then and then then I was about right now. Wow,
once again, Folly Johnson is just always surprising us. He's
always surprising us, or they always surprising us.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I didn't assume that squid monster's gender right there, and
so over here we have angela.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Do we really want to take advice from a squid today?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Look at my shirt and tell me that again.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
He's wearing a squid shirt.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Is on the radio for the live streamers at home.
So Marie, everyone's some love. Yeah, you know there it is.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I just now understand why you're with or.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Take Oh my god, I'll appreciate. I certainly hope, so,
I certainly hope. So do miss the
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Boat comparing boot that mortgage guy dot com,
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey. It's that mortgage guy.
Don An.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
MJ Home Loans Radio is proud to bring you this
outtake episode.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Don't Miss the Boat.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Compare your quote today at that mortgage guide Don dot
com or at that mortgage guide Don on Instagram. You're
the outtakes for chapter two. Al Schmooze got her food back.
You just shove a little bit of this mug down
your pants and it.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Cools the How did you figure that out?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Animals too?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, like a pig in its own filth.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, thank you?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh if only.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
There were so that is all right, hold on excited,
all right? I got angry.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
That was so good.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I was there.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I like, saw what's he waiting for?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Like warships Angela?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
He had a naval yard.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And armada.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
How did you know?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
He pitched it up and killed me?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
So freaking they're like, what are they doing, ladies and
gentlemen Emerson Lincoln Palmer.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yes, actually I saw yelp. And one of the best
things he did is he got up. He brought out
organ like you have out there, and he got up
on top of it while he was doing a solo,
pulled a knife out of all of his boots, jammed
it in between two keys.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Those two keys hold a note.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
He started jamming over those, went out another knife, jammed
it out two other keys.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
They also hold it, hold it the co cord, and
he started going up here and disappeared. The disappeared. It
was the entire audience. So it's a daverd Copperfield show.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
That'd be the best thing, a Daver Copperfield to show
that you didn't know you were going to but you
went to go see another band and all of a
sudden you're actually added David Copperfield.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Specially Palm.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, dead write down.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Except for Palmer.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
You don't what asked Tom Hanks about the special ingredients
in his steak.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Because it's babies.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
It's babies. What Tom Eggs eats babies. This is gonna
be cut out, but I'm just gonna say Tom Eggs
eats babies.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
That I just put my muddy assh.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Your ass in the shoe, dude, keep your ass out
of your shoes, Okay, all right. Never say a nice
looking lifeboat. It's usually like, thank God, there's a lifeboat,
and I'm like, oh, that's a sweet one. Ob have
to save my life with that boat.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
At some day I can't wait to jump from a
larger ship under the smaller.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Ships islands, which I always want to say, that's a dream.
Vacation as islands on December fourth. You have weird dream
sad we all do it, We all do it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh goodness, all right, end of the boat's live, End
of the boats.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And there any male boats.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I mean, I know they're always she I know that,
but this one should make one boat that's like this.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
This boat's mail.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
To have one thing.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Don't trample it please, like the rudders in the front,
you know. I mean, we need a dude.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Both made out of penises. But it's sponging. It should float,
dude boat.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
It doesn't work very well.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
At all because when it gets scared, smaller boat.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Is so flaccid.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
It never listens.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Make this.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'mstressed by the toomnescence of your brigantine.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It just gets tossed in the way.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Its just trample.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
A lot of tossing, Yeah, a lot of tossing.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
It doesn't want to go to therapy.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh goodness.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Was the size of the show so.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Well?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
It actually it gets rebuilt. Yeah, there's a whole thing
with this with his bitch. Yeah, yeah, she gets big,
she gets small.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I would be hashtag canceled.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Yeah, oh my god, all right, don't say something, and
I just decided not to say filter.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Never felt at it.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Sarah and their young daughter, Sophia.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Oh beautiful name, it is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's capital in Bulgaria, that's true.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
And you know is the capital with a pater and
f this is with a pH o.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
It's totally totally different.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Alright, strike everything.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, so the capital of Bulgaria is on the ship.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yes, yeah, we're going on a frozen pizza sent you
off the coast of Portugal.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Got it? And it's haunted at the end. I'm kidding,
all right, just amazon.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
And now she is the Mary Celeste.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's much more approachable.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah yeah, just seem friendly, right, like you know her
at church.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Take just bring it back when you're done.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
But it always comes back with that tomato stain. Why
can they not figure that out?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Did you microwave this Mary Celeste?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I like?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Perfect?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
All right, and he is the last and final captain
And what year is this?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Aighteen seventy two? Sorry eighteen seventy been that long since.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Okay, since eighteen seventy two, how old are you? We
haven't we haven't we know she's a doppel ganger. We
really haven't questioned her existence. So she has said that
eighteen seventy two.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Is just like I was like last week.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
We got a lot of questions about this Marie person.
That's all I'm saying. Just that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Just continue. That sounds like her.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Huh, Marie Marie.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Actually that was one of the names that it looked
if you look up Mary Celeste. Some of the reports
have it under Marie.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Lest we have a lot more questions.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You're interrupting the story, Let's.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Just continue it. Really interested in the story.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So it's got seventy seven thousand barrels of alcohol?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Say that again. Say it again. What seventy seven thousand seven.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Or I think seven thousand, Madame, I just.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Want to hear it. It's just saying I want to
hear it.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Seven thousand girls are of alcohol, seven thousand barrels of alcohol.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Oh my gosh. Oh, because he's everyone turned around. Everyone
turned around, everyone, No one look at me. Wait wait, wait,
one second thought, look at me.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
It was.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
The hell?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Was it? Hold?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
I gotta find it now.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
The joke is, I'm an alcolic, but I've never one.
I know if anyone caught seventeen hundred barrels?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
About seventeen hundred, seventeen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I'm stilling off in his pants right now, wolf already, woof,
I'm working on my second.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
All right, those shoes are stained, slick shoes.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Keep going.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh my gosh, hareful on deck?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
We heard twenty two minutes? All all right, she's like
a page. She's a page.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I'm sorry, No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's just we're jumping in.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
No, I'm not touching that. I'm on and she.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Was intentionally sucked Sorry, I get sucked up?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Can I waste the jib? I always wanted to waste
the jib? What is that?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I got it?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I got it?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Is this mess going to step this boat?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
You're listening to Fort Fronts?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
There you go? You hear it? Right? Yeah? Here? Okay?
What is that? Who's doing that?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I want to see everybody's hands hands up?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Give me why I don't use my hands to make sounds?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Have you guys ever heard of the U s s Indianapolis,
y I think I am Where is it?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
A lot of boat talk. This is a welcome to
boat talk. Boat talk.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
So a comic Kaze pilot, dive bombed, dive dove, dove,
don't do bomb bombed. They commonly called zigzagging, where you're
turning the ship back and forth in open water in
order to avoid torpedo attacks.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
If you were born in Florida, you're talking to you
that if an alligator is why is that something that
anyone that knows that. If you're in Florida advocator coming.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
At you, you go zig We're all live, see.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Saying water water everywhere, but not a dropped into you.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Cool Ridge Taylor, Samuel lack of sleep.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Others would try using spam as a decoy to distract the.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Now, I just want spam, okay, I just really am
dying from some spam.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
This segment brought to you by Hormel.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
How long were they just on the ship once they
brought up the majority of them, how like, how long
were they just on top of the plane.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, that's a good question, man.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Once they were on the plane, it was probably about
maybe twelve more hours before a ship arrived. Yeah, because
then it was like there was also.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Before that, so.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
My god, the sun baking, you're already.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Like it was, well, this was before climate change. It
was like really easier, So there are no.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Ways there was calm.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
See, yeah, it's fine. Look at this.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Then we'd look back at the boat.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Look at that tape deck.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
We're not recording, follow youngster.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I just wanted to joke.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Take it back.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, we're not recorded.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
That's a good take. Yeah, we're not recording.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Let's cook up this Morning Star bacon.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, if you won't have any protein in your.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Body, you know I can body sill have done it before.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Come on, I have taken dumps more than you. Right now.
I know that this.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You're gonna be into this, man, Daddy, this is Lufifer
Lucifer Morning Stars, Satan thank Yeah, I don't here.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
I'm about Cuthulhu Polly John's tentacles. So I'm kind of
representing that, and he's going over with the Satan food
and once you all have to eat the Satan vegan
food technacled friend Vollijohn's Pollijohn's and so that's all up
to you. I represent him. If you want to have
all this Satan food you enjoy.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Are we done making a big deal out of nothing?
Here for a seconds, okay, I have shut up.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
And through that green mistic thing. It's like the end
of that book by the thing with the you know
the have Scott's Yeah, the guy, the guy.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
That the toling cane, yea, and he pokes you in
the forehead.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
But when you when you look at that, that the
majestic fort, which we need to get back to the fort.
I've actually written songs about the fort. And if we
go back there, it looks like there's it looks like
there's some damage there, so we could maybe do a REFI.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, you know, as we look back on this fort,
I'm reminded of maybe the fort's not too bad. Maybe
we can actually contact that mortgage got down at Homelands
Radio dot com. Maybe set up a refine or maybe
a helock, because now is the time to refine.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Come on, you can do it. You got it. You're
always there because now.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Just kicked your ass into this one.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
That's good, it's so good.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
You know, as we're now on the shore of this
distant land looking back at Fort Fritz, I realize, almost
like that pale blue dot photo of Earth taken by
the Voyager one spacecraft over three and a half billion
miles away. I now realize that is all we know.
The fort is all we know. And if you are
(13:26):
a homeowner, now is the perfect time to refinance or
to maybe lock in that low interest he locked loan
through that mortgage guy don at home lands radio dot com.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Maybe it's time to buy.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
There's a pro you like the Little Blue Murder.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Somebody's thought about this second.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
And then and then then I was about right now. Wow,
once again, Folly Johnson is just always surprising us. He's
always surprising us, or they always surprising us.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I didn't assume that squid monster's gender right there, and
so over here we have angela.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Do we really want to take advice from a squid today?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Look at my shirt and tell me that again.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
He's wearing a squid shirt.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Is on the radio for the live streamers at home.
So Marie, everyone's some love. Yeah, you know there it is.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I just now understand why you're with or.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Take Oh my god, I'll appreciate. I certainly hope, so,
I certainly hope. So do miss the
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Boat comparing boot that mortgage guy dot com,
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