KM&H 5.23.23 Part 1

The Great Coffee Calamity of 2023, Dumb Ways To Die And A Chili's Superfan

Episode Transcript

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I think I think that's the wrongmusic. There you go where God.
Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather in theMorning, I needed a stop what you're
doing and listen. I'm a littleshowed on cash, but if you don't
mind, just appatizer, I'd loveto take it to do something. Carlson,
Mackenzie and Heather. We'd like tothank you personally, all of us
for the me you've given allus lives. Kevin Carlson, I always thought that

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everyone had a little bit of goodin them, but I don't see it
with you. Pete McKenzie. Hedidn't want to tell you you were a
moral for I doubled up on theman. So I'm ready for all your
jokes. Carlson, Mackenzie and Heatherin the Morning. Your eyes are kind
of blazing over No, I'm justI'm processing though. Well that concludes on
one hundred point seventy. I don'treally know what that was. It's shockingly

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amazing. Don't do you see LXthe thirty club coffee in the most So
you know sence Dad is a drugsSend us a text you want to split
the love to earn to be upto prop thirty clothes. That's do we
look stupid? Just now dancing?Oh oh, along to a Tuesday.

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It is the twenty third of Maytwenty twenty three. You're friends on the
radio. My name's Kevin. I'mnot a quitter by any means, but
I'm sure that I'm a prime candidatefor lions disease. Yeah, I don't
even know what to do with theother. Right, Captain happy, Right,
leave all the quitting to the Celticsif you don't mind. Oh yeah,

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hither, I'm Pete McKenzie. Itfeels like what it is. Um,
you go home and you take careof business. You're the momentum is
right back in your favor. Sowe got to go back and flip the
momentum. You feel the momentum comingout? Yes, yes, Heather Forward,
good morning, Hey guys, what'sup? I'm overwhelmed, overwhelmed with
joy and happiness and delight. Whois that delusional woman? She sounded so

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tired, Yes, ketting on ourexecutive produced what's happening? I know,
I don't look at I got aPhD. I'm four, hungry and determined,
sir. Okay, I can seeyou're gonna be a weird one,
Yeah, a strange one, aweird one. Hey, if you'd like
to text the show you five thirtyclub members, please does all extra your

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message? Send it to seven hfour to seven oh. Talk back feature
two on the iHeart radio apput it'salways a nice feature and click on the
red microphone, send us a voicemessage and we put you on the radio.
Both have been very slow. Sokick it up a notch. Show
him with four five thirty club members. Get it going funny. You say
that boss Man yesterday before I left. He goes U because he listens to

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the talkbacks too. He listens allthis message. He wants to know what's
going on with the pulse of ouraudience, and he says, was it
a case of the Mondays? Hegoes, well, why was it so
slow today? I don't know,man. I was like, you know,
we have a couple you know,repeat customers that that hit up the
talk back, but it was veryslow. I am the only funny from

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Sunday night Celtics game. What wasit? Yeah? Tech text for the
same way. Even the regulars didn'ttext yesterday and I and I tested it
and it worked, so text oryet it work all right? So on
the way into work this morning.Um, all of a sudden, I
hear and I thought I had aflat tire or something. I was like

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startled, you know how quiet thedrive is coming in And I look at
my rear view mirror and h thecover from my pickup truck and let go.
Oh no, the one that's gotlike the metal bars that you can
fold it. I don't have metalbars on it. No, it's it's
cloth one. Oh yeah. Itjust stretches across with yeah, rolls yeah.

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And then at the end where thetailgate is, it snaps in.
Yep, you know. So Ihad to pull over. And I thought
for sure at some point Kenny wasgoing to be coming up, because we
passed each other all the time.And I know you would have noticed my
plate number hazard's light flashing, youknow. And I pull over on the

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pike. I was right on thepike at eight, which is a lot
of space to pull There's a lotof space there to pull over, right,
But you had driven for a whilewith that thing flapping. No,
it just happened. Oh as Iwas driving it just let go and uh
And I tried to put it backon and I couldn't snap it into place.
Didn't have the strength. I didn'thave strength. I'm a week old
man. So I had to climbup in the back of the tailgate and

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roll it up and you know,use the strap. Yeah, but I
thought for sure Kenny was going tobe zipping by, and my golf clubs
were back there too. That wasthe first thing that popped into my head.
And yeah, it sound like thewind's gonna catch him and lift them
out or anything. I remember acouple of years ago, I was driving
the wife's car. It's coming backfrom the Cape or something. I was
on one yeah, and somebody's entiredon't cover was in the left lane.

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And when I tell you, saweveryone like, yeah, haphazardly trying to
go around this thing. And itwas for a full size pickup thinking,
imagine hitting that thing at full speed, right, Yeah, because there's a
little metal invalid metal involved carload ofthe ground. Yeah, that was the
thing. I was in her car. You ever seen a boat come off
a trailer on the high Oh?I haven't seen it as it's happening.

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I've seen the aftermath up. Haveyou watched it as Florida just entering Florida
on ninety five, a boat justwent right off the trailer and just just
shattered. I saw a rookie pickuptruck driver driving dragging a trailer and the
trailer started wobbling back and forth,and it just he could not control and

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he spun. I was behind himprobably a quarter of a mile or something.
So everybody, I mean, thisthing could fall off the hitch and
then just the chain knots. Itdid not fall off the hitch, but
he lost control of it. Youknow, when they start wobbling, it
takes over the truck. So yeah, I mean, you know, watch
out for those things. I getit together, right together, got right?
Yeah. What's the big story heretoday? First of all, does

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anybody know anything about St. John'sPrep and Danvers? Is that like a
boarding school? Is that one ofthose private St. John's Prep? That
active shooter report that was going onthere because of a swatting call and then
that poor officer fired his gun.Uh yeah, My fun on that is
it's so schools are being squatted everyday. So the reason that got so
much attention was because of the theguy shooting yea, yeah, just yes,

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because that what that does is ittakes it to the next level when
you hear a gun go off.Students and faculty sheltered in place Monday after
report of a person with a gunin a bathroom on a campus of St.
John's Prep, but officials later saidthe incident was a hoax, but
a responding officer accidentally discharged a weapon, which elevated the situation from a normal
swatting called to an actual active shuting. He's got to take a leave for

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a couple of days, he's gotto be retrained. It's embarrassing due to
the accidental discharge when doesn't sound likein a bathroom. That's that's what really
kind of ramped up the response.Yeah, because otherwise, right, schools
are being swatted every day. Yeah, typically we would have probably just kept
our patrol force investigating, but whenwe had that report, we didn't know

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where it happened at originally or howit occurred, so they didn't know it
was one of their own. Althoughthey're all unlike, you know, those
things on their shoulders, like littlewalkie talkies, aren't like that. Maybe
didn't maybe didn't want to own it. I mean I could see that it's
embarrassing. I could see accidentally shootingit off and then going and then going.
I don't nobody heard that, well, I mean in a real serious

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note. Do you remember. Ithink it was Milliss a couple of years
ago, maybe ten years ago.We're an officer. I don't know if
they accidentally fired their gun. Butit turned out that all the schools were
shut down. This was just ona road and helicopters were flying everything,
flying over our house. And itturned out that he had done it himself.
Yeah, and then he was soembarrassed or I don't know what was

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going on. Can you say hewas shooting at somebody in that Yeah,
he did say, he said,but he just wasn't. It was an
act. Took his own life.Oh whoa, my god, he trying
to take his own life. Ithink he did. Oh god, I
don't remember that. I don't soum. I know that. You know,
accidents happen, you know. SaintJohn's brought, by the way as
fifteen hundred students grade six or twelvefrom communities all around Massachusetts, Maine,

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New Hampshire. Is it boarding prepschool? Probably prep? It's a prep
school, right, So a lotof us are boarding schools. Some of
them are boarding schools. And someof them aren't that happened. I mean,
I don't think they commute, wouldyou. I mean if they're coming
from all over Massachusetts made in NewHampshire. Yeah, yeah, it's definitely
important. But like Boston College HighSchool was squatted to yesterday. But I

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didn't hear anything about that really,But it was all about Saint John's because
of that. Because of that,you know that you might brought the law
doing that. Yeah, but yourbrother and that wouldn't be embarrassed. Oh
he remember when he left his gunat the Duncan down everybody just two weeks
ago. Do you hear that story? The Gunyah? So my brother in
law got ali regular. So whenmy brother in law was a cop,

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you know he's retired now, hewent into the bathroom and took his belt
and put it on the hook,took a dump and then got left the
left the guns. He's like,I feel so much later after that number
two. Really it's also because he'snot wearing his belt and got his cruiser
and drove down the road gun atDuncan. They have to call him or

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did he No, I don't think. I don't think so. I think
that I don't think he was reckonit. Did anyone find a gun?
He was still hanging there when hewent in, So yeah, good times,
Yeah right Ze alex Weather, Sonnyin sixties, son in Clouds and
Lowers seventies tomorrow fifty one degrees inBoston. I'm heather Ford on a one
hundred point seven five thirty club.Hello, one hundred point seven CLX Boston's

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Classic Rock. Carlson Mackenzie, heatherAny forty three, Sonny Today sixties.
Billy and Lisa, who we're notfrom Kiss one Away, came to Pete
and I this morning to discuss Wehad a pow wow about the coffee machine
drama. It was prior to theprogram here today and they really wanted to
have a talk with you about therebeing so well they came to us.

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It was a five minute conversation thatwe usually we never see. Billy,
they know your name, came downtogether. Did they say, hey Kevin
you in the face, Hey LexRockers, Yeah you guys, Hey you
guys, Eric, and we saidhey, Billy Hayle. So it was

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in regards to so they the WBMason came in and took our coffee machines
yesterday and I thank Apparently there's twoof them, right where were they?
There were just one. There wasa curing down there at Bezy unless they
had one down there at Kiss thatone that one of be Z's gone too,
and that was just a curate issimple curate. There was nothing fancy

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like ours. Ours made like Idon't know, forty different coffees. It
was fancy in the sense that itwas hooked up to water, though no
one had to refill the back ofthat. Yeah, it was. So
they took both machines. So likea curing you have in your house,
you have to keep putting water inthat little thing. Well, I had
mentioned this months ago that we werein a little conflict with WB Mason,

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the paper people. Right, theywere supplying our coffee machines. I've never
heard of it before, but maybethey branched out and that's what they're doing.
Office stuff. They all office stuffand all that turns out I was
right. Yeah, So so yeah, Nick, who's he's looking at this?
He's the vice president of finance.Nick. He looks like a used

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car salesman. No, he doesnot. I don't think he looks like
he's embezzling from the company didn't lookshady to ye handsome. Oh he does.
So Nick sends this email. Youmay have noticed we returned both coffee
machines to WB Mason this morning.I mean, it's it's the talk of
the office, because you know,it's what it's what the office runs on.

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Like I walk in. What's thefirst thing I do? As I
walk in with all my bags onmy body, where's where we stopped?
I walk in the front door,I walk right into the kitchen. I
grab a cup, and I puthot water and I make instant coffee.
So I look like a genius todaybecause all I have to do is microwave
water. But it's the first thingI do is go to that stupid machine

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and get myself some hot water.Yeah, we all do it. So
like pizza. There's a was overa sixty dollar bill or something like that,
and we didn't know. You feltlike we didn't have to pay it,
and they said you do. Sothere was a standoff that's been going
on for money. I refused topay this bill. Written Nick said,
I'm not paying this bill. Wedon't owe this. You know he's right,
Yeah, So that he held out, held down, held out the

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machine by the way, kept decliningin operation. Yep, this, yeah
right, there were still over extrasomething coffee. Actually, who runs the
thing? You know, she's writingsticker notes all over because working, and
she was until all the bags ofcoffee ran out. I'm assuming because if
we weren't paying that bill, theyweren't supplying more. Perhaps, yeah,

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so they so they came and tookthe machines, and so there's just an
empty space there today. But sothere's some talk that dunkin Donuts has has
coffee machines. Oh I didn't knowthat. Well, that would be more
logical than yeah, but I didn'tknow they went into offices and set up
machines. And goodness, since dunkinDonuts is now sponsoring our on site concert
venue, yeah here at iHeart Radio, it makes sense. Oh that's pretty

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cool. So yeah, it doesn'twalk that way out the door, so
he doesn't see what didn't know thatI walked through the lobby every day.
But he too feels good. Yeah, it feels like a radio stage.
I got the backdoor. Yeah,we know. But so there's there's a
huge it's all dunkin Donuts when youboth go by the road, So there
was that email that I thought wasinteresting. The other was from Marty,
the sales guy. Now, normallywe get emails saying, hey, look,

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go help yourself to food at theRed Bar. The Red Bar is
this red bar that's set up andthey usually put food and stuff and used
to have liquor and all kinds ofstuff. You could go over there and
enjoy it, and you know,almost daily there'd be something out there back
prior to the pandemic. But theso the email was so weird, right,
so the sun he had to doit. I mean, you know,

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I mean all the time we getemails from people that say, hey,
go to the Red Bar. There'sfree food there, pizza, salad,
this, that and the other thing. But that's what it's for.
Yeah, but he's put I mean, what are you holding against him here
because he's putting food out for client. I just thought it was actually please,
he's making sure go ahead. Sothe subject line is please no eating

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snacks at the Red Bar, thesnacks and drinks at the Red Bar for
our guests. And so what's wrongwith Well, my point is no one
comes into the office. So ifa few people go by and take something,
unless he's going to have just likefour items on the table. I
don't think it'll matter if people goby and grab something to eat. You
just put a note and put anote on the red bar saying this is
for this is for a private one. Why would you put him a note

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on him when you can simply sendan email saying, hey, this is
for guests or the station. Arepeople here? No, there's not there.
Then he writes, yes, oneperson eats for four people, they
don't walk out that door. Puta note on the red bar saying this
is for private use. That's allyou need to do. Yes, he

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says, yes, they do lookyummy, but please leave for our guy
covers everybody. Sylvan. I'm onJumbo Shrimp Marty side. So he doesn't
know we call him that about theway, Sylvia. He still does.
He was going to hear it eventually. That's just behind his back because we
watched him meet Jumbo Shrimp. Hecan get a kick out of it now

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that he's lost one hundred pounds.That's true. So the board at Northeast
Men's Health is holding meetings at ourfacility this week. You know, they
talk about boners and stuff and stufflike cookies. So I am meeting them,
meeting them after the show today,which is why I'm wearing a collared
shirt. Oh yeah, you're wearingyour fancy tides yeers, not my technical

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T shirts. So I'll be meetingthe board of directors or whatever they're calling
or a hat for it. Huh, North, Huh, you're a hat
for your meeting. Of course,always wears a hat. That's your luck,
your boom. Yeah, my nipplesare got to start wearing a T
shirt. Man, I can't.I'll sweat through it. You got glass

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cutters. There were at least tapeon. That's sort of my thing too,
my nipples, I mean, isthat that that big of a deal
to see a man's nipples? Howabout pasties? I may make something to
cover them up to keep them inplay? Does it look manly when you
see my nipples? Always makes megiggle? Big old, big old nipples
too. I have big old biddies. Yes, five fifty win Night one

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of Boston Calling with the Food Fighterscoming up at eight ten, and then
we'll do it again at three ten, two times today, plus you get
your qualified for the three day Platinumpass that we're giving away. So first
opportunity coming up at eight ten inWC Alex Boston's classic rock Carlson, Mackenzie,
Heather Kenny six so forth Sonny Todaysixties fifty one right now this one.

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The lesson right out of the gateis don't get out of your car.
Don't get out of your caring onlike a busy road or well,
you know, I've seen people stoppingto pick up turtles. I guess on
out in the country. I guessit'd be okay, like if you saw
something, an animal that needed assistanceon this something, move something. Well,
but I mean a busy intersection.Don't get out of your car.

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She's unless it's a road rage situation, get out of the car. So
this dude, this poor guy,was run over by a seventeen year old
girl in an intersection out in California. She was probably looking at her phone
whatever she saw a green light.This guy was helping a family of ducks

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cross a or a roadway. Imaginethat the guy gets out of his car
to help these ducks. There's awhole family of ducks, little baby ducks,
and then he gets run over.The man's final act of kindness he
got out of the car, andhe was shooting the ducks and everyone was
clapping, and because he was beingreally nice, everybody was going on,
I want a nice guy got outof his car, captured by twelve year

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old William Wimsat. There was duckscrossing natually came straight towards our car,
who took pictures of the man andducks as they crossed right in front of
the family car stopped at the intersection. He helped him get up on the
curb because you know, everybody's sohappy. I see all the baby geese
right now. I'm always I mean, I've watched people swerve into them.

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No, that's not good, littlebaby duckies. We're having trouble. And
then he walked in front of ourcar, and in that moment, the
whim Sat family thanked the man forhis good deed. My mom wrote down
the window and she was a goodjob, good job, and I can
say good job to him. Twoum. And then right after that,
this second after that, the nextmoment, William says, a car seemed

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to come out of nowhere. Ididn't see the car. She hit him.
All he remember is a sound andthen him flying across ferry reception Kevin
to play that sound two lives ruinedhis, his families and the seventeen year
old girl. Right, yes,And so you know, Pete and I

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are talking about you know what we'regoing to talk about this morning, Pete
goes wasn't there wasn't there guy thatwas run over that was trying to help
a goose or a goose. Iremember we talked about it outside of Chicago.
Yeah, yeah, because it wasa dumb way to die. It
was another one. This guy gotout of the car, picked up a
goose, and he got hit.Kittles believe a fifty nine year old man

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of West Chicago had pulled over onthe side of the road to help remove
a goose from the southbound lanes.At some point, he was struck by
twenty twelve Chevy Express fan and wasultimately pronounced dead. On the series No
Good Indeed, Goes unpunished. Myfather used to say, stay in your
car, all right, man,Like I said, less. It's like

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I saw a guys stop pick upa turtle, but it was out in
the sticks, and you know,would you stop if you saw a turtle?
Would you snapping? Turtles aren't thingsthat I'm not going to go out
and let's say it's up just anice old box turtle. I wouldn't hit
it, but I wouldn't stop.Now there's plenty of signs that tell me
they're crossing. Yeah, what's comingup? I have some exciting news for
you, Kevin, something you've beenwaiting a long time for. I know.

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Is it Candy stand By from thePlanet Fitness w see Alex Studios Horizons
file Now. Now, thanks formaking us part of your Morning Lines with
Heather. People are idiot, greatstores. Thank God, one Hunt seven
WLEX, Boston. All right,Kevin. According to WCVB this morning,

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the headline is they're back. Greatwhite sharks spotted off of Cape cod that's
a big shark. Do sharks yepoff the Provincetown so uh And they said
someone was saying that if we've seenthem this early and this many of them,

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then it's going to be a biggreat white season off of the Cape.
So yeah, I deleted that appbecause it's the same sharks over and
over again, like well, theyonly they have to have to be tagged,
Like this app is just picking up. It's like somebody saying a great
white deleted the sky view app becauseit's the same stars and planets over and

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over again. I mean, comeon, why is I mean? For
me? It's I've got a groupbored of the app. The shark located
you know, I understand, butyou know you also released there in different
places and stuff. Yeah, Isee when whenever we go, I see
sharks off of the and I'm whateverbeach I'm on, because I'm usually on

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the you know, I'm at Nauset. I'll go, I've been to the
Coastguard beach. You know you're inYou're in an area in your turro there
where you see lots of sharks,and so we'll just I actually just sit
and wait for them. First Ilook for the seals, and then the
morons that are swimming with the seals, like what are you doing? Where
are you? You're being a sealright now? And a meal and a

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seal's a wild animal, so it'snot like it's like a water dog where
you're like, hey, let's playfetch seal, you know, like they'll
turn on you. Oh yeah,and and again just like you said before
that they're shark food. So usuallywhen you see a seal, then a
few minutes later you'll see a shark. Yeah, it happens. So,

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you know, I don't know yearshas been since that dude died? Remember
that was that? Like it's havebeen three or four years? I mean
the last was it? The lastguy? Yeah, the guy from the
north Shore? Was ya think onthe Cape and see from Revere? I
think so yeah. I don't Idon't remember how long ago that was.
I don't even know if it wasbefore after the pandemic. I do know
that my you know, my friendCynthia, she went to the horse races

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with us. She's like my oldestfriend, redhead. She lives in Texas
now, she's lived everywhere. Soshe she looked at me, she goes,
I gotta voucher, I gotta useit. I'm like, let's use
it. And she goes, I'mcoming up to you. And so it's
going to be in June. Andshe goes, I've been to the Cape
once. I want to go back. And I'm like, all right,
So I'm she and I are goingto take a long weekend and we're going

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to uh probably not rent a housefor that amount of time, but stay
in a hotel, and I'm goingto take her to all the beaches,
and I'm really going to spend allmy She's going to be in a bikini,
um in the sun. I'm goingto be fully clothed with a hat
on, staring at the water lookingfor sharks. And that is literally how
we spent our entire friend Cutts,And you're not exaggerating, because the minute

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I see one, I tell everyeveryone, especially if I'm the first one
to notice, because I'm so focusedon it, Like you know, they're
around, and I'm not going inthe water, so I'm gonna have to
spend a good amount of my timetalents in. You can go on the
water up to your niece, butI'm not going to allow you to go
up in any further than that.So yeah, she she will be fully

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tanned by the time she arrives.She will be more tanned by the time
she leaves. It's a bikini.Somehow manages to look thirty every time.
I was twenty eighteen. By theway, again from he's twenty six years
old. Oh sad, I rememberthat, zlex weather. Sunny in sixties,
sunny clouds in lower seventies. Tomorrow, fifty one degrees in Boston.

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I'm heather Ford on one hundred pointseven acts Carlson Kenzie, Heather Kenney six
twenty six, Sonny Today, sixtiesfifty one right now. And this woman
Madison Malky just catching grief. She'llpost it up, you know, video
one line about who she catered,who she hired to cater her her wedding

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reception. I look back at mywedding reception and I think I wish we
did this. Okay, Well,I like, I like the whole do
your own thing, and I likehow the old school, boring traditional weddings
are kind of going away. Youknow, some are still there there.
I know they're still there, butI like how people are going You know
what this is. This is spendingtwenty thousand dollars on a wedding, right

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so the average cost of a plate. Well, Pete, you your daughter
just got married. So do youdo you remember what it was per person
doing? Okay, so it goesbetween fifty to seventy five per person catered
if you were going to I know, I was looking at a fiftieth anniversary
party for my parents. It's likethe same. It's very pricey. So

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this couple they decided to have theirwedding reception catered by wedding and this is
how much we spent. Chilis.They went to, they turned to,
they turned five guys. I meanevery one you could make. You could
make the sap your wedding. Icould cover the table and paper brown paper
bags. Ye, make French friesthe center of your table. Yeah,

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that's why I'm saying, do youdo? Do you well? Like Pete's
daughter's wedding reception was in a coolold barn. You know it's outside the
norm. I would say it wasa hot, cool old bar. And
then they closed the doors on usbecause the wind, and I thought to
myself, this is where we're murdered. I mean there was there were animals

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in there. I didn't smell anything, but it was na like you'll never
forget. You'll never forget that day. And they'll be on a plaque in
the bill because it was the firstwedding they hosted. That's amazing. There's
there additioning in there. Now.All right, let's get back to the
bride. We search chilies that ourwedding, and this is how much we

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sent. Our total cost for ourwedding food was one thousand, nine hundred
and fifty dollars for ninety nine guests. All right, so that hundred guess
and a class the little over thousanddollars. So if you remember, I
catered the end of that, theMom's cater, the end of that Karate
the black Belt. I don't knowif I told you. I went over
to Applebee's and I was like,I had, let's feed thirty to forty
people, and that was one hundredand seventy two dollars. So that Wow,

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that's really but cheap, right,That's what I'm saying. It's a
great way to cater. Yeah,you get all this food and everyone likes.
Right. Well, we had frommy I think my daughter's graduation party,
we had Texas Roadhouse. Yeah,we had. Yeah. I have
been to numerous parties where things havebeen catered by Applebee's, Chilis and Texas
Roadhouse. All right. This alsoincludes five specialty meals that we did for

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people who were gluten free, UM, dairy free aka me and people who
needed like special items like no dairyall almost etc. So let's talk about
what went into serving chilies at ourwedding. First of all, we loved
the price point. I mean,you really can't be by the way they
that's where they love to go whilethey were dating. Yeah, so that's

(27:57):
amazing, yeah, right, pointlike it would be like us catering Williams
graduation party with Nikki's or Burger right, but more likely Ni right right right.
Just can't insane that we only spentthat much money for our wedding food.
But we did have to do alot of work on the back end

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that we weren't really expecting. It'scool, like I said, doing your
own thing. So she did takeslack, Like I don't know why we're
bashing her online, like how couldyou possibly do a tipping? One of
the things that she took black fourwas was tipping. It was like someone

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was mad at her about the peoplethat worked at the venue she had the
wedding right about. But she waslike, everybody got tipped. Everybody got
what they wanted to get, youknow what I mean. Absolutely beautiful night
for golf yesterday. I don't knowif you had a segar out on your
dad porch, but boy, itwarranted it. I don't know you were

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out there now quite honestly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I liked it
was like seventy degrees at four o'clock. Oh well, I went out on
the porch about five thirty six andit chilled down pretty good for me.
Yeah, it did get cooler asthe sun went down. We were on
the U. We were at Whalingyesterday. We're on the thirteenth hole and
my buddy Victor hits a te shotand it came u this close, you

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know, inches from the hole fromhitting a goose. A couple of a
couple of geese were flying by rightwhen his ball was going through the air.
We're like, wow, explosion.So we all get out to our
t shots in the middle of thefairway and we start getting dive bombed by
geese. Not dive bomb but likethey were going right over us, Like

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no, because they weren't ready.Yeah, there were no hatchlings around,
they were these geese were all inthe air as if it was payback for
the first Yes, like it was. It was like one way after another.
It was like three geese, andthen five geese and then like ten
geese. Like waves of these geeseflying right over us and we're just waiting
for them to poop on us.So what do you do at that point?

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Just pick up the ball? Andgo to the next hole. No,
because they were you know, theywere in formation. Yeah, never
given. That was until later onthe eighteenth toll. That's where the hatchlings
were. We saw hatchlings and Ithink one of them had been hit by
a golf ball because it was ithad a little gimp and it's stride,
you know, like when Kevin walksafter a mile. It's like, that's

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right, that's right. So itreminded me that we've had two deaths on
the baseball diamond in Major League Baseballin the last week. What I don't
know if you've heard of animals.Last week, a picture for the Arizona
Diamondbacks just warming up throwing the ballto the catcher, hits a bird that

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was flying allah. Randy Johnson,if you remember back in the day,
go see that on YouTube. You'venever seen that heather fly in his head
because Randy Johnson threw the ball onehundred thousand, one hundred miles an hour
the unit and this bird he hitliterally exploded feathers everywhere. So this picture

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for the Diamondbacks did the same thinglast week, but he was just warming
up, So there's no video onthat. But last night in Cleveland.
This happened, base hit left field. Nice piece of hitting by Will Brennan.
Didn't try to do too much,he took he slapped it the other
way. Get a shot and writea shortstop. Guys, we got a
bird that may have been hit bythat. Probably because the bird does not

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move it. He brought a shovelout. Yeah. Well, remember Kevin
Kilda bird just walking through a boatyard. Remember it came flying through the little
boat hole, hit him in thehead and died. Did it die?
Yeah, broke it on your head. Remember I walked by an old boat
and out of one of the holesI forgot a bird flew out of its
whole. Hemmy square the side ofthe side of the head and broke its

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back. Wow. Do you justwalk away from that? Or do you
stunned? I was stunned, gotdown on his knees and cried like a
baby. If you leave the birdthere foot kick under the boat odds pretty
much. And every time I walkby that, But because the old boats
still there in the boat yard,ducks. Get right. I look over

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that hole, wait for a birdto come flying out of it. It
is six forty five once again,when night one of Boston calling food fighters
coming up at eight ten here thismorning as Boston's classic rock. My name
is Kevin right, that's Pete Feathersleft. Kenny Young is here, six
fifty six fifty one degree Sonny todaysixties bree holding. James comes out of

(32:51):
the path, James on the drive, goes inside some cholo. That's over.
That's over. Denver makes history.The Nuggets are going to the NBA
Finals for the first time in franchisehistory. Yeah, that's cool, that's
great. Lakers swept and then aLebron talking about his future. Yeah,

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I allot to think about, tobe honest, I love to think about,
to be honest, and this forme personally going going forward with the
game of basketball, to think aboutit. Yeah, you're old, he
is. Here's the problem with somethingwith anybody like him, though, is
that as much as he feels likehe's not as good maybe as he used

(33:37):
to be, he he would havesuch a heavy mourning period to leave that
part of his life behind, likelike Brady, Yeah, like you would
have to go to a therapist.He ain't going anyway, A special one
that deals with the mourning the lossof something that's been so important to you
your entire life. Yeah, that'strue. Then he already say he's going
to play with his son or hewants anyway. Yeah, he's just entering

(33:59):
college though, right hero My Lebronwas eighteen years old when he went into
the NBA. I know, itwas crazy, no school. Yeah,
Game four tonight for the Celtics.I see. Uh speaking of that though,
Mellow was another one. Carmelo Anthony. He did play one year and
he retired yesterday too. He retired. Yeah, he retired. He's he's
done. He came in the sameyear as Lebron. Never won anything other

(34:22):
than a national championship in Syracuse.No, yeah, well yeah, I
mean top ten NBA scoring, youknow, really it's pretty good. It's
pretty good. Yeah. But thething that we'll remember him by Kevin As
We went to Vegas that year thathe played in college, and we we
lived in Rochester at the time.We're like, what the heck, let's

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bet Syracuse. Yeah. They werethirty to one. They were not a
contender. Oh they weren't. Theywere thirty to one. He pulled them
through. That was it all him. I think we won like six hundred
bucks between us. Yeah, itwas crazy. Then did you have to
go? Did you have to couldyou mail it or could you show up?
Well, we didn't read the fineprint. Did you hear the story

(35:06):
about that? Now? Yeah,it was the ticket was expired by the
time I went back to Vegas.Oh no, you had thirty days to
cash it. So when I wentback, but they ended up giving me
the money, they honored it.They honored it. But the guy said,
look, you have thirty days,it's been like six months. Are
you allowed to mail it or doyou have can okay certified mail? Yeah?
Like, I have a ticket thatI won on the Bruins game and
it says right on it must becash within three hundred and sixty five days

(35:29):
one year from the time. Thatmakes sense that there's some sort of used
to be thirty days thirty days.Yeah. So the Celtics, you know
what, they've They've not lost fourin a row this entire season. So
I won a little future bet onthe Nuggets. I had them to win
the Western Conference. Oh a littlesandwich? Nice, yea. So I

(35:51):
picked up one hundred and seventy onesandwiches on that victory last night. So
one hundred of that is going onthe Celtics tonight, and I remember the
last two bets i'd made on thecell Cetics. We're winners, so you'll
you'll welcome me back, and they'regetting that. We're getting on the Celtics
to stay alive. So I thinkit's like one of n I mean,
not to this show specifically because youhave to come back, but you mean,

(36:12):
like to being a Celtics fan.Yes, okay, just checking.
Yeah, a Celtics better, right, Celtics better. So it's their plus
one oh five, So I'm throwingninety nine on it's one hundred and three.
Wow, very nice. Yeah,Malcolm Brogden on is failing Celtic defense?
What's up? You know, wehaven't been consistently great defensively all year

(36:34):
long, and that was the team'sidentity last year and I think that slipped
away from us. We've had spurtswhere we've been great defensively, but not
consistently. What's the approach by JoeMissoula. I think it's one game at
a time, it's one one play, one quarter. That's the opportunity that
we have. We have to dothem. We can't get caught up in
worrying about the task at hand,and if we don't take care of one
game, then the other games don'tmatter. And so we just have to

(36:57):
have a narrow, narrow minded focuson that. Let's just take it one
time out at a time. Timesgotta be a thing like he certainly didn't
buy a place here, right,I mean he's been here for a while
as the assistant. He's got tobe renting, I would think, right,
he because he knows that. Whatdid you guys do when you were
only in places for two three yearsat a time? You were rented thinking
we were going to get fired?Yeah, like Rochester, what did you

(37:21):
do there? Did your body?Okay, Keepsie, what did you do?
I bought it all? Right there? You go nearly there for a
few years. He's rented for mostof our career, well not anymore,
but you know, I think abouthow many years wasteen years of it we
rented? Well I did anyway?Years? Yeah? Right right? So
um yeah in Miami. If Iwere Missoulia, I would take a time

(37:43):
out within the first five seconds ofthe game starting, just to show people
you know how to do it,and then do whatever it is you do
for the rest of the game.And not take any They've been called out
as quitters by Shack Barkley. Allthe Boston media has called them quitters.
There's no way they lose tonight,No way were they doing it or they
do it at a spite. You'renot laid out. You do not laid

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out. Lay show up free zero, make a series out of it.
Let's go, We'll see well.I asked to talkuments you dateball. What
is that aquafina being calibrated right now? Much? You have to drink of
it from the planet Fitness. WCLX Studios, Horizon Spinal Now Now,

(38:28):
thanks for making us part of yourmorning headlines with Heather. People are idiots,
great story, Thank god. Fineone point seven w CLX, Boston.
It's usually the Tuesday after a Patriotsgame, or like the Monday after
a Rev's game. And I don'teven know if it's really a schedule or
if it's just so early in themorning that I think it is. But
I'm usually stopped for the garbage trucks, like the train trucks, like the

(38:53):
containers going across uh somewhere in Foxborough, I don't know, it's a winter
street or somewhere in your Winners SummersStreet, and so it's usually about four
four or five minutes of just watchingslow moving what looked like oil containers and
trash containers going by. So todayI didn't get stuck behind any of it,
and I was kind of expecting TaylorSwift garbage for some reason, and

(39:15):
then I started to think, whatdoes Taylor Swift garbage look like compared to
Patriot Game's garbage? Like what,like you if when you go to any
sort of a gamer event, yousee the people up there, you know,
they're picking up stuff, and like, what were the garbages full of
a Taylor Swift shows? Like cottoncandy packages, There'll be a few wine
coolers. I don't know, rightright right, there was just there must

(39:38):
have. It must have been drasticallydifferent looking than Patriot Day, you know,
like Patriot Game garbage. Well apparentlyone of the things that some of
the garbage that's being sold after AndI don't know if this is garbage or
not. I guess it depends onwho you are. But the headline on
WBZ this morning is Taylor Swift fanstrying to sell I'll leave it blank from

(40:02):
the saggy Gillette Stadium concert. Whatis it that fans are trying to sell
from the Saturday rain concert? Theactual rainwater? Yeah, nope, nope,
two hundred and fifty dollars per container. They're trying to sell grating water.

(40:24):
I don't know. I have noidea. There are almost two hundred
thousand fans there during the three days. That's nuts. Here's a picture of
it right here. Yep. Now, if you're gonna go to that effort
to bottle it, it's so easyto print a nice label online. Why

(40:44):
would you handwrite it with a magicmarker? And I had really look nice?
Yeah? Right? Is that itlooks real that way? It's really
rainwater that this person is stuck ina jar, as opposed to just some
water and a fancy label. Look, I put some water in a jar.
Then if the label was smeared alittle bit from the moisture, do
you know what I mean? Asthey were bottling it, they're actually labeling

(41:08):
it. So what were these peoplestanding there and they like emptied their soda
cups and they just held them opento collect the rainwater from the concert.
And maybe you'd pay two hundred andfifty dollars for a jar of mason jar
of rainwater if it came directly offof Taylor Swift's hair, right, But
are you just just for being inthe area. Yeah, people were a

(41:29):
comment, is it is it?Is it? Parking lot rainwater? How
do you remember what people were sellingafter the World Cup in Brazil? No?
I don't do you do you rememberthey were selling um like it looked
like soda cans, but filled withthe air that was around the stadiums.
God, during the World Cup.Really you could buy people bought it Brazilian

(41:52):
air too. There's a lot ofSpaceball references going on during all of that.
I wonder if that father who boughttwenty one thousand dollars work worth a
swifty tickets decided to spend you know, a few more bocks and get them
each some water all out. Butit's his daughters selling this so that they
could pay for their tickets. Didyou see that? Experts believe the tour

(42:13):
could end up setting records and maypush her net worth over a billion dollars.
No, it's amazing that hurtually makesnine ten million dollars a show.
They said it was, and thateveryone I know that has seen it or
know someone who saw. They allloved it, right, whether it was
pouring rain or not. I mean, I don't know if I would have
I would have been intrigued by it, but yeah, they all enjoyed it.
So congratulations and top of the game. That's where she's at. I

(42:35):
hope they find some losers to buytheir two hundred and fifty dollars Mason jars
of Taylor swift rain water just andthey deserve more than real quick. But
it's going to be real quick.On HDH, the headline is Rick Hoit,
part of the inspirational team hot thatran in the marathon and other races,
has died. And two things weresurprising. One that it was from

(42:55):
nineteen seventy seven to twenty fourteen.I didn't really it was that long.
And two did you know how oldRick was? I was shocked myself when
I saw his age. So hepassed away due to complications with his respiratory
system. I don't know if that'shis internal one or if whatever they were
using to help him. I couldn'tactually pull that out of it, but

(43:15):
I'm I'm hoping it was what wasinside of his body and it wasn't a
mechanical failure. But he's sixty oneyears old, which makes more sense when
you see that they started doing thisin nineteen seventy seven, but to twenty
fourteen, for thirty years they ranthe marathon almost Yeah, it's just crazy.
But when they said sixty one,I turned to my husband, I
go, did I hear that?Right? Yeah? Yeah, national story.

(43:37):
Yeah, and it should be that. There was nothing more beautiful than
watching him push his son. Yeah, you know what I mean, like
it was was pretty magical. Beingthen you're saying that they're from Western mass
or Central End that that town.I just looked it up as west of
the eighty four on the Connecticut line, and it has it's like all water.
It's like a big giant lak.They made a great name for themselves

(43:59):
in Boston. Did Zelex weathers sunnyand sixties sun and clouds in lower seventies
tomorrow fifty one degrees in Boston.I'm Heather Ford on one hundred point seven
double U ZLX. We're just watchinga video on Channel seven of a horse
a cowboy riding down a highway tryingto rope a cow. It's awesome,
hilarious, I mean, like ahighway he came off from the side and

(44:22):
he was amazing. Yeah. Ithink that cow had been missing for like
a couple of months. I thinkit just escaped from the pen just right
up like. It looked like itwas a fast moving it look young.
Yeah, look like looked like vealto me. Sure. No, it
was definitely bigger than that, wasit. Okay, So I'm just glad
we don't live in an area wherealligators surprise us. God. Yeah,

(44:42):
I mean, can you imagine,uh, you know, coming home and
seeing in the middle of the roadand eleven foot eleven feet long? Kevin's
gonna see it because he's going tomove to Florida's probably gonna get eaten by
an alligator for a few months wintertime. Yeah, right, I can imagine
an alligator trying to roll death rollKevin. Oh, it'd be so much

(45:06):
work, it'd probably give up.Well, this guy's driving home at midnight.
Yeah, nothing good happens after midnight, my dad always said. And
two doors from his house in thestreet is Gilly. Took three hours for
a professional trapper to catch this alligatorwho made a visit to the Quell Valley
neighborhood in Missouri City overnight. CorneliusGregg Junior says he spotted the creature while

(45:30):
driving around twelve thirty this morning.He was just a few houses away from
home. He was ginormous. Hewas huge. So I've never seen one
that big up close. One,I didn't get out of my car.
Two I called the police. Ofthe lesson we learned during the six o'clock
hour. Never get out of here. Don't get out of your car.
Dead guy tried to help those ducklingsacross the road and by car run over.

(45:53):
Never get on here. I wonderwherever he is. I wonder what
three is? What's three? Handleit? I'm not an animal guy,
so I just let the expert's handit. Yes, the trapper tells us
the get weighs about twelve hundred poundsand a record truck had to be called
to help transport the creature out ofthe neighborhood, and the record trapper estimates
the get is a little more thaneleven feet long and is about eighty five

(46:15):
years old. Throw the rope off, throwing the towel off, snapping his
jars at me, swinging his tailat me. But an alligator, this
could knock my leg off real easy, trumpy old alligator eighty five. There
was a guy yet he wasn't wasn'tgrumpy, but he was like super pleasant.
He was like a happy alligator.Yeah, but you don't know they
relocate that right there or do theykill it? They probably kill it,

(46:37):
you mean like boots. Yeah,they probably kill it. I don't know.
They got a record for it rightto transport it. Maybe they take
transport it to the I hope not. Yeah, I mean they for giving
us the story that show where theywhere they trappers alligator tears, broncodile tears.
Have you seen the show where theytrap these alligators and they shoot him

(46:58):
in the head. There's a OhI've never seen that. I don't watch
the crap. You want the wholeTV show on one of these networks.
So that's what. That's all that. The whole show is them going out
into the pond or river and bringingthese poor animals up and then they shoot
him in the head. Oh that'sawful. They did they slaughter him for
the meat? Yeah? Yeah,they do all that. They keep it
on, you know, for thehide and all that. Well, I

(47:19):
guess that's okay. There was atooth that lost an arm. Speaking of
gators, I saw that story manlost an arm after an alligator attacked him.
This happened early yesterday in Port Charlotteat a pond behind a bar.
After the show. Nothing good couldcome from that, Jesus, did you
see the bar on the news?I mean, Ali, there should be

(47:39):
netting around that sitting area behind abar or something. You know, the
guy went out there, He staggeredout there to take a leak behind the
bar. You know, we allwe've all done that before, right before
you get in your car. Ijust did it in Ireland, right and
versus ponders all went to that scene. They airlifted the victim to a hospital
with some serious injuries. He losthis arm. Oh god, yeah,

(48:00):
Well, are we gonna do anyhappy stories as breakers? It all just
really say. I was watching Cornholeon ESPN last night and split screen.
You have way too much time.I watched Cornhole for forty five minutes.
You have way too much time.And there were two fat guys. It
was a championship. It was twoThese guys look like they just climbed down
from a tractor. Okay, oneguy wearing shorts and every time one guy

(48:22):
bent over to pick up his bags. You could see the crack of his
hands. It was so funny becausebut he was excellent at cornhole. But
they wearing tight team shirts. Theyhad those shirts those uh yeah right.
But what they were talking about thisone guy in particular who was competing,
I guess. But he had noarms or legs. What this guy had

(48:44):
flung him with his teeth? Hehad? He had, he had.
His legs were gone. He hadsome sort of infection. They had to
take his um. His arms wereamputated at the elbows, so he had
a little bit there, but hislegs were completely gone. Was the short
arm fitted with something? He canthrow the bed? So how is he?
Oh you should have seen this guy. So he'd used the two the

(49:07):
two stubs he had on his uhtorso yeah, you know he upper torso
he could grab and then he wouldhe would fling his whole body and they're
like this. You go like upin the hey radio one on one there,
but just hit your micros. Sorryyou never And I'm winded. I

(49:29):
think I heard the chair cracked.Another one I broke one last week.
I told about that yesterday. Oneof those cheap plastic patio chairs someone keeps
breaking these chairs because there's a wholepaddock of like broken chairs. There's a
lot of fatties at busy. You'vebeen, Have you taken a walk over
there, there's a lot of fattiesover there. It looks like how there's

(49:50):
the hero of the morning all ofa sudden, one hundred point seven of
you know Alex Boston's classic rocks.Well, no, it's that you were
able to provide. You seemed everybodysquealed with the light when you said I
have creamer. Well there didn't.It's not a creamer. But so the
coffee machine's gone. Not only isthe coffee machine's gone, but even though

(50:10):
these guys were able to grab someform of coffee, there were no creamers.
But I bring my own milk everyday from Crescent Ridge day No,
I keep it in a thermis thatkeeps it cold. Wow. So they
took our coffee machine away yesterday.So Kenny and I went down to the
lobby to get because they have acoffee maker down there that's fantastic an American.

(50:34):
But they were out of milk inthe machine. We tried to get
steam milk a couple of times andjust wouldn't nothing. It never works.
Oh it never works. Oh Ididn't know that. Ye have to use
your own creamers. Oh well that'sgood to now. Yeah, it was
just out they're actually milk. CrescentRidge is probably in my house right now.
So you make instant coffee every day, even at my house. It's

(50:54):
so much better or not the pastcouple of years, right, And my
husband did it, he made thatswitch. My father used to It was
my parents definitely used to be.But so I used Dunkin Donuts at home.
The only time I drink real coffeeis at Nikki's. Now if I
go out to breakfast, yeah,right, then I'll have like a real

(51:15):
coffee seven forty three fifty one rightnow. What's falling off? Yeah,
that coffee machine. There's been somedrama here on this floor involving an unpaid
bill, and I guess W.B. Mason came and took our coffee

(51:37):
machines away because it was all overlike a sixty dollars bill. Yeah that
we didn't know, right. Yeah. Our finance guy, I guess he
put his foot down. He saidthere's no way we're paying this, and
they said, well you owe it, and then yeah, we've had a
broken machine for about four months.Yeah, things that aren't available. So
they finally took it. What itwas a weird day. Like I home,

(52:00):
it's a typical Monday, which becauseof you get to nap for four
hours seven rock star weekends. Ialways nap hard on Mondays. Sometimes it
can be up to three hours.Oh okay, I'll just tell you it
wasn't yesterday. It was a coupleof hours. It was a nice nap.
And I wake up and I haveto go to the bank and to
get some cash. And I like, at the ATM or you get so

(52:22):
much you need to go to ateller. What's your max on the ATM?
What's never done it? I don'tknow. I've only ever taken a
hundred out. Okay, I thinkit's a thousand. That's what mine is.
Yeah, so I need a twelvehundred bucks. I've got to pay
a contractor, and yeah, Iwant to pay him cash. And so
so I go inside and there's oneteller and someone's at the window with this

(52:44):
teller, and then there's a womanstanding at the counter. You know where
you fill out the banking slips.Yeah, yeah, So you walk through
the door and right there is acounter to fill out your slips at the
post office. Right Okay, SoI asked, this is a bank worker
that's standing the counter. No,probably, Now this is a someone who's
waiting, because when I walk intoBank of America, they have somebody at

(53:05):
the counter and then behind the windowsI see ready to assist you. I
have had that before. I rememberhow crowded those counters were before, like
electronic banking. Sure that that tablethere was where we all went to fill
out all of the things. Irarely go into a bank, but yeah,
So as I walk in, there'sa woman, a customer standing there

(53:27):
at the counter, and then somebodyalready getting help at the window. And
so I escalated, are you inline? And she says yes, Well
that's the twenty feet from the windowwhere she's waiting. Okay. So I
go over to the window and Istand behind it, leaving space, knowing
that this woman is going to comeup and go next in front of me

(53:50):
was filling out. Now she waswaiting? Why was she so far away?
Okay? This is the whole,my whole issue. So the window
opens up and I'm step aside andsay go ahead. I'm waiting for this
lady to go up there, andI give the old arm thing like d
like here you go, it's yourtime, you know, go. I
give her the you know, Imoved my arm like this. Right.
She's still standing there. She's waitingfor the ok from the teller to go

(54:14):
up to the window. Okay.That annoys from you. Okay, okay,
maybe mid fifty something like that.She goes up to the window.
Now I'm standing ten feet behind her, okay, which for my entire life
is plenty of room to give someonein line. You're as far away as

(54:35):
Pete is for me, I amhow far are we right here? About
six feet? That's five or six? Yeah, it was a little closer,
that's okay, it's still this isstill a very good distance. Okay,
all right. So I'm giving herplenty of you know, distance there,
okay. And I know because thewhole COVID thing it's still and I
don't It doesn't bother me that.But a line to me is a line,
okay, yep. So I goover and I stand there anyway.

(54:59):
She w whispers to the teller something. Then the teller then asks me to
back up. Okay, And that'sright as if the woman is not comfortable
with me standing behind her. Okay, so I went, how far do
you want me to back up?And so I back up and the woman
goes just a little bit. Isaid, do you want me to go
get in my car? Well,then that's when the manager comes out.

(55:22):
There's a you know, a littledesk right there where she comes goes there's
something going on. I said,look, I'm just standing. I'm just
waiting in line. This is allvideotape time. I would love to see
the crazy ladies wait in your car. So I backed all the way up
almost to the little desk area,almost to the all the way across the

(55:44):
wheally, well she was to theleft of me. Yeah, yeah,
straight once again, still in line, but all the way back, and
this crazy lady pulls out two bigwads of cash, one from it was
interesting, one from one pocket andthe other from somewhere else. And so
now she's got to run through theyou know, to count it at the
count it all, and it wasmostly ones. Oh she's a stripper,

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she was just she wasn't a stripper, old fifty year old stripper. Well,
I'm sure all these ones John's gota friend. Server. Wife was
a fifty year old stripper. Shethings are different in western New York.
She wasn't a stripper, I willshe a server. She could have been
a way of a server whatever.And so there was no real reason for

(56:29):
you to be so far back,correct, So it was all her.
She was just a little mentally unhinged. So that was That's kind of what
I thought was unusual. When yougot up to the window, did they
reprimand you for getting so close?Well, I was waiting for the woman
to apologize to me, but shedid not. The woman at the window
or the worker tell her she wasn'tgoing to know like I was like I

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and you didn't do anything. I'mnot robbing anybody. So I leave the
bank. Next to the bank asa Dunkin Donuts Okay, now, look,
I haven't been at a Dunkin Donutsin a few years. And I
got nothing against Duncan Donuts. Ithink it's great you just go to the
drive through. No, I justI don't do the drive I brew my
own tea at home. I justI just haven't been into a Duncan Donuts
for a couple of years. SoI thought I'm pretty much the same treat

(57:10):
myself to an iced tea. SoI walk in because I'm already all I
have to do is watch that womanin there. She's got to be she's
in there. It would have beena better story, would have been a
better story if she were in there. So as soon as I walk in,
there's a guy at the counter andhe and he's asking the woman how

(57:37):
much is a dozen donuts? Okay, okay. I immediately know. I
sense immediately that there's this is goingto be an issue. Yes, if
you're asking how much like he does, he wants to make sure at the
screen whatever he's asking, how muchis a dozen donuts? He then pulls
out some crumpled up dollar bills anda pocket full of coins, and he's

(57:58):
struggling to come up with the money. How do he a dozen? That's
what he goes, How much isit? Does? I mean, if
he's you know right, he's probablybuying him for something. So then I
say, okay, hey, I'lli'll buy you a dozen. Don't do
that my treat. That's what Isaid, Okay, I'll buy you a
dozen't my treat. If that guydoesn't turn around to me, and he

(58:19):
goes, I don't need you tobuy buy me my mother, eff and
donut and gets into my face rightaway. You got he made him feel
like crap. That's him feel goodtalking about when you paid for the people
behind you, not in front ofyou. It's just because you're making it.
It's just you make a scene whenyou do it. Yeah, and
then embarrasses people. You embarrassed him. I don't think you should have responded

(58:43):
the way he responded to you.I don't think okay, the guy was
so aggressed, I would have said, oh no, I'm good, thinking
is this guy gonna kick my ass? I'm offering to buy him some donuts?
Were you bigger than him? Ye? Were older than him? Uh?
We were probably about the same agematter. Could you have taken him?
Probably? Not? Okay? Imean, if you know, once

(59:06):
again in another great video. Onceagain, if I don't knock you out
in ten seconds, you win millI know, I get it. I
don't think either these people should haveresponded to you the way they did,
but I understand why the second guydid respond. He just should have said,
oh no, thanks, I'm good, And it's not like hurt him
though it hurt his feeling hurt him. I just said, I'll pick up
your You don't know what he's allabout. You don't know what kind of

(59:28):
life he's had. Well, it'salready embarrassing to pull out crumpled bills,
strange to pay for something and thenhave something picked up. The donuts,
it's not in your head. Manused part of it, you know.
I left there and I turned aroundand walked out. I never got an
ice tea or anything. No,I'm just saying, your lady boys,

(59:50):
Well, I was one of thegets my money, and I wasn't even
gonna bring up. So then Igo to Lows a third, I overheard
a guy fighting with his wife.Okay, so that's just like I didn't
know if it was just a Mondayangry day. Well, no, it
seems to be everything there picking outpaint. Okay, he does not want
to be there, and so he'sscreaming at her. I don't care what

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it is. And then he goes, and when do you plan to do
this? Well? I thought wewould start tonight, and he goes,
I'm not doing that. I'm notstarting. They looked like they were about
my age. Yeah, have youever fought with your spouse in public like
that, No, no, no, have you you environment and raised voice
probably no, I don't think so. And then I started fighting over when

(01:00:34):
not to paint the ceiling first,where the walls first? And then I
wanted to paint for your paint.I wanted to pipe in you always do
the ceilings, is what I wantedto say. It is what I wanted
to say, but I didn't wantto get stabbed with some sort of a
shoe. I don't want to getkilled anyway. That was my Monday,
seven fifty two, Fleetland, Maco. Back today