KM&H 5.24.23 Part 2

Dumbasses Of The Week, A Major Summer Announcement and Aliens Among Us

Episode Transcript

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Austin's Classic Rock Carlson Mackenzie, HeatherKenny seven forty two, sunny today,

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seventies, maybe a little bit ofrain later on tonight forty nine. Right
now, what's going on? Lessthan twenty minutes away from the big announcement
to eight am, we'll announce thedetails to our ticket to Rocks summer.

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So yeah, we're the station.It's hooking you up this summer. It's
gonna be a great summer for concertsand we have tons I mean tons of
take it so details coming up ateight am. So last night we were
at Ernie box House to host thatHollywood Vampire giveaway. Remember last week we
were qualifying people and then we hadour big outing. Last night we were

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in Ernie's crappy garage mention. Itput us in his garage. Oh my
god, his beautiful salon bott ofsalon he has with it's just full a
ton of vintage cars. And youknow, have you ever seen a bigger
front door walking into a building.I don't think I have now. When
I walked up to it, Ididn't think I had to strength to open

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it, but it was perfectly balanced. Of course, it's amazing. It
really is cool and some great listeners. And you know, of course Ernie
loves to talk about all those cars. Will you say, like thirty five
forty cars in there? Beautiful boutright? Yeah, this car, this
car was owned by Frank Sinatra.This car was owned by the Hawaiian Tropic
guy. I mean, every everycar has a story. You know,

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his dad's Rolls Royce in there.He's talking about that too, Ernie,
good to be in your salon here. Well, thank you, thank you
for it's always fun. Two fourToyota solaris actually parked out on the street.
Yeah, you know, I seethat every once in a while.
I see that because it's there.Aren't many of those left. Do you
want me to pull it into yoursalon? No, absolutely not. It

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looks like a couple of Rolls Royceshere. Well, this this particular Rose
Source. This is a nineteen sixthe Phantom. Uh. This actually was
my father's and it was it wasin pretty rough shape. My father's been
gone for twenty years. It's interestingabout Ernie because you know he was I
think maybe we talked about it before. So his father fired him twice from

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the dealership, and you know,he said he learned a lot by doing
that. Imagine your old man firing. I wonder if Ernie fired his son
Alex, because Alex doesn't work forhis company, he does it. He
works for like Toyota or something.Alex. Yeah, I wonder if he's
been fired. Oh he's a greatkid, Alex. Right, man,
right, this year, it's notunbelievable. But this so I redid the

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whole thing. It's really nice forthose listening. It's a really old style
kind of like like that you sawthe rolling Stones and the Beatles back in
driving or did he have a driver, No, he drove it. So
the old man, old man backthere, you know. And I was
surprised. Were you surprised at howbig a Rolls Royce is? It was
like a the old like a tank. Yeah, yeah, that would be

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not fun to drive around. Yeah, the old ones are way nicer than
the new ones. I mean,as far as I'm just saying. The
front is so long, that's whatwould be fun about it, saying,
yeah, you ever see anybody inRolls Royce. It's like nothing that you
have a Rose Royce. That's crazy. And this is what I affectionately call

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the lenin Rolls Rice. This isan homage to the nineteen sixty four Lenin
rolls. Oh brag. This isan old four Oh good for you?
Yeah the boy. It was handpainted by Dave can Diggett. If you
want to see the show, it'sseason eight, last four episodes. That's
a cool looking rolls. Royce's veryanybody ever die in any of these cars?

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Um, I don't think se haveyou ever had sex and in the
back seat of any of these cars? Almost all of them? That's your
father's car. I mean, hey, you know I'm a single for a
long time. You know how manydifferent cars? No back seats? Half
those cars? How many? He'sso long? How many different cars have
you had sex in? Oh?Jeez, m for me, it's like

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two yeah, full all the way, Heather, Yeah, oh yeah,
full yeah, not just heavy pettingso funny. That's not when I was
thinking. Um maybe four or five, four or five five different cars?
Yeah, no, which one wasthe most comfortable? None of them got
in any of the recent vehicles thatyou want. No, No, not

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my ford focus. How many carstoo? I can tell you too.
Yeah yeah, yeah, that wasit. I mean we didn't do it
a lot in the car. Youknow, one was in the parking lot
of the church. Who hey,Tiger Woods, and it was not a
parking lot of a like kind ofbizarre a restaurant. See that's a turn
on. It was like, that'ssex in a cemetery, and that for
me, that was exciting. Countinghaving sex with yourself in a cemetery doesn't

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count that sex half a grateful deaduh in Access show Providence Civic Center.
Yes, I do remember that.So all right, anyway, when you
talk with that voice, I know, it's so great and horror really that's

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my uh my sex voice. Wewin, all right, So then you
know it was time to Ernie tointroduces Kevin Pete and Hubbart. Kevin Pete
and Hubbart, thank you, thankyou one it all. Thank you,
thank you, no, thank you, thank you no really, um,

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thank you any appreciate it. Thanksfor hosting us tonight. A lot of
you are asking the shirts Coles,I got it at Coles and the shorts
I got at Costco from under tendollars. Also, everybody picks out one
car tonight gets the driving home.Imagine if that were true, like he
had one of these willy wants,would you have taken. I like the

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I like the dark green one.I like the dark green one too,
and the one that was unveiled lastnight, en one THEE like the flat
black. Yeah, I see whatyou're saying. I like the old school
red uh Ferrari. Yeah, youplaying you basic? I like that.
And then so who was the onelast night we gave away? So this
was a meet and greed. You'regonna meet Johnny DApp, Joe Perry,

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Alice Cooper, Robert shape where RobertRobert, thank you, congratulation. There
was a star for the night.I will tell you that I was the
last one of the three of usthere. My friend Ryan and I went
and I I mean, I thinkeveryone was gone. I looked up.

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I was talking to Michael, youknow Lemmy, Ernie's brother in law,
and Bobby you know, who runseverything. Yeah, and we were just
talking and yeah, we had agood time. I heard you almost stay
overnight. I heard no the words. I learned something new from Michael though
he was talking. You have youever heard of a dirt merchant? A
dirt merchant is someone who you like, you pay no. Because I was

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I thought we should get into thisbusiness. You hire someone to take something
off your yard, gravelly dirt orsomething you don't like. They take it
back to wherever it is they work, and then someone calls and says I
need this kind of stuff and thenthey sell it, so they make money
twice. They pay to remove itand then they make people pay to buy

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it. What am I removing frommy yard? Like gravelly dirt? Thing
you don't want to the top AndI thought to myself, I want to
be a dirt merchant. That soundslike a great job of all you're doing
is making money. When did thattopic come up? Oh, you don't
understand what we talked about everything,But that's my That's my new favorite job
that don't want to be. WhenI grow up, I'm going to be
a dirt merchant, dirty girl thatyour commercials with my sexy boys and we'll

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have no, you won't and we'llhave to picture that fish with a parasitic
tongue on it. Yeah. Fromthe Planet Fitness WI see Alex Studio Horizons.
Now, now, thanks for makingus part of your morning headlines with
Heather A great story on one hundredpoint seven w Alex Bunton. Excuse me,

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Heather, when we do when youhear this, when it's played on
this radio station, it's followed bysomething huge, and this time it's our
Ticket to Rock Summon. Our Ticketto Rock Summer kicks off to day after

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the holiday weekend. So after MemorialDay, Win Tickets reports to all of
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we got our birthday back errold Imentioned, Errol Smith, Stevie Nicks.
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dot com for all the details.But it seems like over delivering much five
times a day, right right summeryou supposed to take the summer off.
No, no, no, whywe're working so hard. So seven fifty
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AM and then PM five times.So, and then we'll kick off Ticket

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Rock Summer with a full week ofbirthday bash tickets with the offspring that'll be
next week. So the winning startsTuesday at seven fifty. Every day is
just so it's great. It's whenevery day's great Ticket to Rock Summer,

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okay on kicks off on Tuesday.That whole segment opened the same way that
it closed. And Barney, hownervous are you that there's so many times
though, Like I know you lookedat it and you said, great,
Well, listen more things for meto remember, keep track all these times
I'm giving you, you know,seven fifty fifty. I'm fifty right for
you though you have it's like youknow, it's it's work because when I

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look at I roll my eyes thesheet that we're given, you know,
with things where we might talk aboutyou have this high lighted with a highlight.
I don't hair from that program directly, no, which is just funny
because you have to like your braindoesn't handle this stuff well, Like Pete
and I can't even ask you aquestion once your headsets are fear we are
going to get the wrath throw meoff track, right, We just look

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at each other. We do rockpaper sisters. I know it's going to
make the sacrifice. I'm not verygood at this, you know that,
right, That's my point. Istink at this job. You realize.
My point is all of these timesare really gonna f with you, like

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like, I just want the listenersto know that you're gonna get great,
You're going to go to great shows. The sacrifice is gonna be made on
Kevin's going to be one more time. It's just gonna be a lot just
paying attention to it. I'm writingit down. I'm going to give you

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two story worries of just dumbass criminals. Okay, So one of them is
this is at a Foster, RhodeIsland, and I drive through there.
It's where Roots six when you firstgo into Rhode Island from Connecticut. And
I know this because when I passedthe town of Situate, when I'm on
those roads, I'm like, oh, day a situate. I say the
same thing in my head. There'sso many situates are Atington, Connecticut or

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Rhode Island, and then there's onein yeah obviously here right, so I
know I've driven through this. Sothere a man is accused. I can't.
I've never seen this crime before,just to let you know. And
it involves miracle grow. So aman is accused of poisoning a koi fish
pond and killing fifty of them ata motel owned by a Rhode Island state

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senator's wife. So this guy,I'm gonna show you his picture. I
can't blow it up too much becauseit's was he hoping I would help the
fish grower. No, he washaving a dispute. He was a long
term resident of this motel and theyasked him to clean up his area so
that he knew that that would takecare of those Yes, so he allegedly
put miracle grow in the pond ofthe Stonehouse motor Inn on Danielson Pike and

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Foster after a dispute with management wherethey said, listen, you've got a
lot of crap in front of yourdoorway, if you could just clean that
up. So then he killed thefish. Now, if you know what,
I don't know a lot about koi, but I do know they're expensive
and to get to a certain sizethat like, the bigger they are,
the more expensive they are. They'vehad them there for fifteen years and yeah,

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so they're probably pretty big. Andthe woman who owns it, she
said, this is my grandchildren.I have this for my grandchildren. My
only question is, if this isthe kind of motel that you live in,
why would you have an expensive KOIpond in front of it? Do
you understand what I'm saying? Thisis not necessary, Like this isn't an
upscale hotel. This is a motelwhere you had to tell the guy to

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clean his crap off the front ofThis is shit's creek, you know what
I mean? Show? Yeah,so I'm just wondering why. So really,
I think you think he googled howdo I kill upon a full of
corn? I don't know he mighthave, because if he lives there,
it's not like he needs a miraclegrow it. Then? Right, Yeah,

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there was a kid in third grade. We had a fish, you
know, aquarium tank in the classroom. Yeah. I don't think he googled
anything. He just pete in histhird grade and he know he poured remember
paints in classrooms that were in likeketchup bottle, Yes, squeeze bottle.
Yeah, that's what he did.He took two of those and he squirted

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him in there. How they fairwell I went to the principal's office,
is what happened? And uh,yeah, yeah you were the guy.
I was the guy. Me andme and another kid did it. Oh
bad boy Pete. Yeah, fish, we didn't kill him. Fortunately they
were sick for a while and diedlater. See if they died later,

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you killed the fish. You justwanted to see what when the painting?
Yeah, little kids do weird things. We find out about that, probably
right so long ago. Then theymade him stand partially naked, just in
his underpants and skirt paint all overhis body and that's it. And then
go to brester. Probably paddled memurdering all the fire. Yeah, like

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animal cruelty. Yeah. So thenhis second one, this is in Freetown,
mass So. Freetown's kind of yourum like Rehobeth Dighton, like Southeast
right Fall River um So. AFreetown man has been arrested in connection with
And now I feel this, whywould you even do this? For intentionally
putting screws all over a busy roadfor three weeks in a row company,

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no highway workers have cleaned up hundredsof screws, leaving punctured tires, and
it says and frustrations high on thisWBS story. Yeah, well I've had
a there's been a screw in mytire. Is he taking the time to
stand them up? No? Ithink he's just ring them all over yours
Freetown's Highway surveyor. His name's Charlesmccomber. You've been finding on average thirty

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to fifty screws every time we makea pass. Usually myself and my foreman
will spend on average two and ahalf to three hours a day walking up
and down this half mile stretch ofroad picking up screws. Hopefully they'll get
the perpetrator or perpetrators soon, justso we can put this dependence. Yet,
and they did. A fifty sixyear old has been arrested in connection

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with this. What if they're usinga huge magnet. That's what my contractor
does. They use this thing?It look like a roll or so that's
what it is, and that's howthey were picking them up there you go,
I know, do is that whatthey use during Nascar? M he's
a big blower. They don't usea magnet too, the kind of roll
around and maybe after they blow itoff the track, they might maybe I
don't know. Zelex weathers sunny andseventies today, What times Kevin is the

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tickets all summer sunning clouds in sixtiestomorrow fifty degrees in ball Buston. I
know that because Kevin screamed it atme with his headsets on just before we
went on the air. We canscream at us, just to let you
know, but we can't scream athim. I'm Heather Ford on one hundred
point seven w u z L Geta ticket one hundred point seven, Pay
your ticket to Rock now night oneright now, Boston Calling with the food

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fighters, all right, so it'sone seven nine three one, one hundred
point seven. Take caller ten rightnow if you don't get thrill, so
you're back here three ten, whichyou qualify for that grand prize, which
is a three day platinum pass thisweekend. Boston Calling. Ticket to Rock
is here on ZLX one hundred pointseventh WCLX Boston's Classic Rock. Carlson Mackenzie,

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Heather Kenny eight fifteen, Sonnay today, seventies, maybe a shower later
on tonight. We're fifty right now. It's Carlson Mackenzie and heathers WT What
what the moment of the day onw CLX, tallow there from Paul River
picked up the food fighters tickets.We'll do our again at three tens,
so we're not done for the restof the week. It's qualified for the

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three day Platinum passes too. SoNight one Boston call him three ten the
samfternoon Today's WTF machetti versus pick axe? So the question is would you reattacked
with right? Would you rather getattacked by someone with a machete or a
pickaxe? There? I think neitherwell. I think neither well. A

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pickaxe seems easier to dodge because he'sgot to pick it up and swing it.
You gotta you know what I'm saying. Whereas if you I mean a
machete's you could do a quick littleyou know, machete seems very easy to
just kind of like gold and machettiand he kills the bad guys. Seems
it seemed easier with your wrist.It just kind of sliced up. Last

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night when I picked Bobby up afterErnie box House, I picked him up
from his crop class, like youknow whatever, martial arts, and I
said, would you learn tonight?And he said, we learned how to
fight off people with bats who havebats and like you know, stick items
that you can I go. Isthat like knives you go? No knive
fighting, nive defense is different.And I so if you wanted, this
is a better question for Bobby,Yeah right, right, because he's learning

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a certain set of skills. Now, well, he's learning a certain set
of skills how to fight off aknife or a machete. Art I'm coming
at you. You want to youwant to pick axe for a machete,
I'm gonna kick you. I'm right. It just seems easier. Yeah,
all right, So this, ohmy god, the video. This guy
crashed his car into somebody's house.This guy's out of his flipping mind.

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And then he's running down the street. He's chasing people. He's got to
pick axe. So he's busting downthe door of his house where he lives.
He's a you know, his roommates, and I mean this guy's full
blown psycho. He's busting down thefront door, front door, he's inside

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the house. Now this is real. This is yeah. So now there's
so this is audio of the dude. Listen to him breathing. He's out
of this now, he's got apick axe. Now he's starting to slam.
Here's Johnny trying to get into aroom where his roommates are locked in
because they hear him in there,and so he's banging at the door with

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his pick axe. They're in there, scared to that. This is a
nightmare, right, they're in theroom. What's up? What's right?

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So then, yeah, you gotto be tough in a situation like this.
So there are two guys in therethat were able to tackle him and
hold him down, and they hadthat's the things Johnny. Alright, So
then the machete side of this storyis a guy in Louisiana. He's looking

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for his girlfriend and thinks he's inthis home, which of course has a
ring doorbell on it. So hecomes up to the door with a machetet,
M h is that you? Isthat you talk to me? What's
the point? You could just shootme in the head? Right, what's

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happening? I'm sorry, man,I thought my girls in your house.
He went to the wrong house.Head? Oh my god? Yeah,
right, I don't know if theycaught up on them. Did you see
how? Because the woman that hewas after is in danger? See how

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how he switched like that, Heyman, you have a great dad.
That was Carlson Mackenzie and Heathers wonthe moment of the day. We das
at eight fifteen on one hundred pointseven wcls Boston's twists across Carlson Kenzie haven't
a twenty four Sonny today seventies fiftyfour right now. We spent the evening

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at a billionaire's home yesterday. RobertBeckshaw. Robert Beckshaw was the winner of
the Meet and Greet with the HollywoodVampires. So he'll get to meet the
cast of characters on May thirty firstat the box He's gonna sit in,
uh Ernie Blake Junior's owner's box.Watched the Young and get to meet meet

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those guys, which is pretty cool. So I got a couple leftovers from
last night that we didn't get to. By the way, Um that was
that might have been the best scaletI've ever eaten. You are not the
first person I heard say that Ididn't get a scalet. I didn't either.
They ran out. Everybody said thosewere the best sps they'd ever had.

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They honestly were for me. LambsShort ribs Lamb's Lamb Spider Restaurant in
Mansfield by the way. Yeah,so you can go there and have food
there. It's not just a keylike, that's a restaurant in Mansfield.
Really yeah, I forgot the name, but my friend Ryan knows. It's
Oh my god, Yeah, I'llgive it to you Swordfish. It was

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really good. So um, wetalked and walked and chirped and all these
listeners that were there as great ascast of characters, much like we are.
And one of them introduced himself tome as the legend. I think
this is the boyfriend of the fivethirty club member we played his boyfriend,
Yeah you're talking about Yeah, andhe's a bass player. I didn't know

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that's why he's known as the Legend, I guess. But he also told
me he's a comedian. So Isaid, all right, we'll lay one
on me. Well, did yousee his tattoo that says joker on his
arm? Is that what he keptpointing to his No, I didn't see
that he's got a tattoo it saysJoker on me. I mean, do
we give him a chance to tellinga joke? Sure, you're already going
to do it, muscle through.He told me multiple ones, really close

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to ten jokes. Last the legendis a comedian. Here we go a
Pierre. Yeah. Two frenchmen.They're working in the woods. Not just
imagine Duda and Pierre. Yeah.Not just imagine standing next to this guy
trying to listen to him, tryingto understand. You can't tell jokes with

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that kind of voice because you're toohard to understand that funny. Not only
that it's it's a funny voice.That's what I mean. He's the guy's
a sweetheart. But he told itwas too much like. It was too
like. He kept telling jokes andthen he would tell a joke, then
he'd hit you in the stomach.He would like ye, and it just
went over one no, one jokeand then that's it. So two frenchmen,

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okay, two french in the woods? Is that? What in the
woods? Okay? He's left.Move He's like, why are okay?
So, dude, you have tomove. You have to move because they're
in they're cutting trees down. Youhave to have to get out of the
way. And right, come on, I'm cutting tree. He cuts the
tree down, right, all right? What they do? They cut it.

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Pierre cuts the tree down to beexplained by you. Hey, I'm
telling you he told at least tenjokes just like that to me. Okay,
and then I could cut all theones he told you were dirty?
Correct, that is cleaning. Okay, let's get back three right down?
Yeah? Yeah, Oh my god, how am I gonna tell him white?

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All right? So how am Igonna tell tell his wife? You
have tree phone killed the mold inthe town's Duda's right, right. He
loves guess who died in the woodstoday? Shut up? And he would
always say shut up. And Ididn't laugh, he s then he'd hit

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you in the stad He didn't tellme any jokes. Ten times he had
hit me or he if you didn'tlaugh, If you didn't laugh, he
would go come out. I wouldhave probably punched him if he'd hit me.
But it's funny because some of theseguys don't know when to stop.
Do you know what you are?Guys that tell jokes for a living.

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So he thought you'd appreciate what It'sinteresting because and then you, I say,
you fake laugh, okay, Soyou've entertained them, and it's like
you're you're you were saying Okay,I love that joke, and then they're
thinking, oh my god, hereally have that joke. He must want
another one, right, Yes,that's how we all work, wanting more.
He couldn't see the disappointment in myeyes. I mean, my guy,
you really don't have facial expressions.Again, he's a sweetheart of the

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guy. But no, when enoughis enough? Joke? Why that was
enough? Less break? Yeah?Oh wait, Heather, sorry, there's
one. There's one more left over. Yeah, that's Mike and Dwayne.
All right. It's basically me onthe edge of my bed um posting videos
on Facebook of me playing my guitar. A social influencer. That's where your

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fames. Oh yeah, yeah,these days you don't need a recomveducer to
come out and watch you and signyou. It's all done with a phone,
a guitar, and and a dog. If you don't even sure I've
even met those guys. So Mikegave me a pick, a guitar pick.
He didn't give you guys a guitarpick. Yeah, he goes here,
his name's on it, Mike Conti. He goes here, here,
take this pick. I'm gonna befamous. So he plays guitar and he

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makes a bunch of YouTube videos.Oh cool, Yeah, all right,
everybody's gonna be fast. Sure havea dog, you know, it helps,
it help, and so Dwayne,Yes, sir, I gotta say,
you're the best dressed dude here.Man. I appreciate you. I
try. Yeah. What's your what'syour deal? What do you do for
a living? Right now? WhatI do with them? We worked for

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a company called Iron Mountain right now? Ye, Iron Mountain, Okay,
Iron Mountain. Um, it soundslike he just made it up on this.
It did. Really, that's agold mountain. I'm a it's I
worked for Irons Green Tree, GreenTree. It's like you mind gold looking
at these clubs. Actually it is. It is a gold mine. It's

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funny said that it's in a mountain, but it's just a great opportunity to
come out here where we're at today. Good what do you think of this
place? When the gates opened up, I thought I was at Willie Walker's
chocolate factory, and I was expectingErnie to come out with a top hat
and a purple Veloi suit. Goodday. It is a tree. Well,

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you can't you know when you goaround that place, in Norwood.
You can't see anything, so itreally is like the chocolate factory. You
know, you don't see anything tillthe gates open. And he loves toys.
Yeah, yeah, it's a factoryinstead of chocolate factor. All right,
it is it nice meeting everybody.It's funny, like how Willy Wonka

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gets rid of you know, thosekids one at a time, Like who
would you have gotten rid of?First? You? One hundred point seven
Boston's classic rock has entered the studio. Everybody this big brain, big brain

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on brand? What slice hand?Aren't you because you have a big head
or no? I think it's sevenand change. I'm seven and I'm just
as god, it's normal four.I mean if I were to have a
I mean I have a long face, very horse like, but if I
were to have a smaller head,it wouldn't be proportionate to my gangly features,
you know what I mean? SoI think the large head offsets you

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from the canoe paddle arms that Ihad, So I don't That's why I
choose not to lose a ton ofweight, because if I did, I
yes, that's the reason. Keepgoing a very healthy of you. He's
not trying to be the best steadexercises. Okay, so look sunny today,
seventies another good day, fifty four. Right now we're going to a
carver Hey. Ross, Hey,how's it going, Ken? You're doing

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today? I'm doing great. I'mon vacation. Oh yeah, so you
all so you worked it out,so you got this week, so then
you don't have to go back untilTuesday, right exactly? Yeah, Kenny
usually pulls that. Kenny, you'rereally good at that, doing your vacations
around days off. Take Mondays off? Ye don't like haven't you didn't you
do a Juneteenth? Right, sowe have the June did? Yeah?

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So you have that? Would youtake that Friday off? I did?
Yeah, Father's Day weekend? Msright, that way you don't have come
back until Tuesday. Now, that'sthe way to do it. Glorious.
Yeah, you do that all thetime. That's smart. It's good.
All right. So what are youdoing this week? Anything fun? Ross?
I'm camping down on down the cape. Good for you. You're not
gonna be at Miles Standard State Park, are you? No? No?

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A little further down. My wifeand I have just been fishing all week.
Yeah. How you doing catch?Yeah? Yeah, they got some
a couple of baths and a bunchof big pick role. We're doing all
right. We're getting ready to goout in a few minutes. Sweet you
eating him eating him up there thisweek? Or no catch release is one
of those deals? Yeah? Mostly, I can't remember last time I kept

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a fish. Always throw them backless. I'm deep sea fishing with those
guys. They want to keep everything. So all right, let's play the
game here, grand Bus. Fivequestions to you, same five to Kenny.
You're playing for a pair of ticketsto see ever Clear at Big Night

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Live. This is in September.Okay, Sweet Celtics win. They needed
it heat finally lose. Today's topicloser songs, All right, little songs
audio clue right out of the gate. Who sings this loser song? Dan?

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You name that artist? Oh man, I know the song right,
We've heard it a million times.I know I love lend Bronza's version.
But yeah, yeah, I thinkyou have no clue. Warren Zevon,
Right, there is Tom Petty songeven the Losers off the album Full Moon

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Fever or Damn the Torpedoes, Damnthe Torpedoes. Who sings the song beautiful?
Loser off the album Beautiful Loser.Um, you said, who it's
Bob Seeger. I'm not doing toogood now. Donald Fagan sings Deacon Blues

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in this group No clue, ohman? So we know the the Beatles
song I'm a Loser? Right wewere? I'm so the song? Why

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is the first print of that recorda collectible? Was Loser spelled wrong?
Or was it mistitled? I Feelfine? Loser was spelled wrong? It
was I spelled loser with two ses. And that album, by the way,
if you have a Beatles for sale, is worth over three hundred dollars.

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So right here comes Kenny. IKenny where celebrating the Celtics win and
then the Heat finally losing. Sothe topic loser songs, Okay, loser
Russ's knows that he lost. No, I didn't call him a loser,
No, but he knows all right. Who sings this loser song? Is

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Tom Petty's song even the Losers offthe album Full Moon Fever or Damn the
Torpedo, Damn the Torpedoes. Whosings the song Beautiful Loser off the album
Beautiful Donald Fagan sings Deacon Blues inthis group Steely Dan, we know the
Beatles song. Question is why isthe first print of that record a collectible?
Was Loser spelled wrong? Or wasit mistitled? I feel fine?

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I feel fine? Now what Iknow? Crazy? Right, sir?
You imagine that's wrong? So youonly imagine you doing that. Yeah,
well you have the week off,so that's a win, Russ, But
you don't win today's classic rock clash. Okay, jealousy vision. Yeah,
I was waiting for that that songto come up. You know I would

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have nailed that one, right.I'm a loser baby, right, So
keep singing, Kevin, unfortunate forit? Are you making love to the
missus there while you're camping this week? I can't kiss them? Tell that's
right? All right? Catch andrelease, Kevin? We do on this
show. Yeah, when you gocamping, Heather, you guys make love
and your tens and tens and whowere camping with? Oh, who's in

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the tent with it bears? No, no, not who's in the tent,
but who's around? Well, Isee, Well you make a lot
of noise or what No, butyou don't want people to sneak up on
you where you're camping? We see, Yeah, I mean you're in a
tent, you know, yeah,I gets you know what size tents you
have to carry out with you wheneverything's on your back? Do you realize
I'm not going out there. I'mgoing out there. The tent is just
long enough for my husband to fitin it and just wide enough for us

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to sleep on our side. Hereyou're going around, we have to carry
everything on our backs for five miles. I dig holes to go to the
bathroom in. You're having a greattime, lujury camping. It's off.
I will take Color ten right now, forever clear ticket six one seven ninety
three one, one hundred point seven, Carlson Mackenzie, Heather Kenny eight fifty

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four fifty four degree. So thoseoptional workouts started in the NFL. Around
the NFL this week and Jets hadtheir first OTA and uh, Aaron Rodgers
couldn't take the field. It's sotypical all the New York Jets. What
happened, Yeah, a little calfinjury. So it's already it's already started
wrong. You know, It's sotypical of these teams that suck. They

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just will always. It seems likethey're always gonna suck no matter what they
try. To do well. Thething about Aaron Rodgers, like I can't
believe he hasn't gone squarely yet,Like he's still doing everything right, Like
he's answering questions, Like he's notas bad as Kyrie as far as being
a cancer. But Aaron will frustratethis franchise. Well, he'll be He'll

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be difficult. It'll be difficult forhis mood to change. It will happen.
Yeah, will you agree to that? Right? All right? Once
he gets into the symmetrics of theNew York Jets in their organization, it'll
it'll just deteriorate. Like I wasshocked that he showed up that first the
day one wearing a Jets jersey orshut or whatever. I expect him to
wear like Hawaiian shirt, something likewas anti team or something, you know

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what I mean. I mean that'sbecause that's that's what he does. But
he seems to be I mean,coming out of the gates, you want
to you know, yeah, youwant to protect what reputation you might have
and you know, be a teamplayer. Maybe out of the gates more
scared of people in the Tri Statearea than he was of people in Green
Bay. Well, yeah, Imean, it's a different it's a different
place it is. But within theorganization they're losers, you know. You

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know, well, I think theJets are favored over the Patriots to win
the Super Bowl. I probably right, So as far as odds go because
of Aaron Rodgers. That changed whenthey brought him on. People. When
we're losing, we have a winningmentality, that's right, that's true.
Hell, what were you saying aboutthe rules of the new NFL? But
I don't understand it necessarily. Butthe latest NFL rule change UH a reminder

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that kickoffs are in danger. SoUH owners approved or proposal that would allow
teams that fair catch kickoffs and safetykicks behind the twenty five yard line to
spot the ball at the twenty fiveyard line. Sam As College league officials
said kickoff plays generate the highest ratedifferent cussions every single year. Kicks hung
inside the five yard line generated particularconcern. It's full speed bodies flying,

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that's what people watch. The NFLpeople. They should let it remain the
way it is, but they shouldhave to do kickoffs like rugby players helmetless
and then they can still take peopledown, but they would probably be much
more careful about it. So youfair catch a just like pizza and a
college ball. You fair catch theball and within the five ten and then

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that you get it on the twentyfive so instead of the end zone or
sometimes a kicker off or you know, kick a line drive like a squib
kick, you know, and ifthe anchoes inside the twenty five? Can
you fair catch a squib? Idon't know you're saying, if it hits
the ground and then bounces back up, you catch it. Yeah, that's

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roll along. But if you handleit, then it's a lie ball.
Once again, we've mentioned it's justa matter of time before it's it's flag
football. The thing, all theseinjuries seem to have become dramatically more intense,
the head injuries when players felt liketheir helmets could be used as protection.
So that's why like rugby players don'tthey don't lead with their heads and

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they're that's a very intense physical sport, right, I mean, when they
feel like their heads are protected becausethey're wearing those helmets, they do weird
trap with them. In high schoolsoccer, they using their heads at all
or no has been You can onlystart once you hit thirteen or fourteen,
Like, you can't head the ballat all in a game prior to that?
Will kids get Can they get concussionsfrom getting a ball hitting a ball

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with your head? Like yes,Like I encourage I encourage William not to
do that, right, But he'sa defender. So it's kind of hard
for me to write just does it? It is delaying is what they call
it. Yeah. Look, StevieNicks was performing on Monday Night Donna Atlanta,

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and she thanked another artist who recentlyplayed the Boston area Gillette Stadium this
past weekend, Janet Jackson frankly sayTaylor Swift's thanking Taylor Swift writing a song
called You're on your Own Kid,helping Stevie Knicks grieve the loss of McVie

(40:32):
Christine McVie h sweet. Yeah.Yeah. She talked about how when her
and McVie were away from Fleetwood Mac, they would really never be phone buddies
or anything like that, but whenthey got back with Fleetwood Mac, was
like they were sisters. They werelike older and younger sister and they always
called each other kid. So thatsong You're on your Own Kid struck at.

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Everybody loves Taylor Kidd how you're not. I'm not into hate. Nothing
to hate about that. But ofcourse I've always loved Britney Spears too,
even when people went all crazy onher. I've always Simpson is adorable.
Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I pull for all of them all,
Yes, yes, do you pullfor UFOs, unidentified flown none of

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that. Just real quick, there'sthis Stanford professor. He's uh, you
know, he's doing one of theseUh. It almost looked like a Ted
talk, but there was somebody interviewinghim, so I guess it wasn't a
Ted talk. But he was talkingfor like fifteen minutes about UFOs and how
the government is doing reverse engineering onyou know, crafts that have been found
and we don't know about and thesehe explains that they're unmanned crafts. Like

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you know, if you were viewingsomething that you wouldn't didn't want to be
a part of, but you wantedto observe, you would send something unmanned
there rather than expose yourself. Wedo that all the time here, right,
Yeah, exact drones, drones,We send drones with weapons. That's
what he's saying, saying that youknow the UFOs are really they're among us,
and they're just they're watching us,they're observing. Yeah, you're going

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to send intermediaries. You know,it's not that they walk amongst us that
you know, you uh, youknow wearing a skin suit, are actually
the alien? Right? No,you're going to basically put something there that
is I think of it as anintelligence test. Can you see what's in
front of you for what it reallyis? Can you see the anomalous data

(42:29):
point that is there that you realizewhat it is? I mean, when
the South American um Native tribes firstsaw the Spanish ships coming across the horizon,
they didn't realize what it was.They couldn't see it for what it
was. So you know, thisis as I said before, this is
the kind of the wow factor thatthey're they're showing up. They're saying,

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well, who amongst you are intelligentenough to realize what it is that you're
looking at? Me? So bigand there's so much like even in our
own galaxy, right, there's justso many stars, interstellar travel there would
be almost impossible to do. Ibelieve there's life out there, of course,
yes, do I believe they're goingto find us? None us now

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because we're Obviously we're too dumb tosee any of this stuff. Obviously,
according to this guy, too dumbto see it too. But my mother
believes we're in the matrix. I'mnot kidding. That's not a joke.
It's Boston one hundred point seven,Boston's classic Rock Carlson Mackenzie, Heather Kenny

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nine forty nine Sunny seventies. Weannounced earlier this morning our Ticket to Rock
Summer kicks off officially on Tuesday,after the holiday weekends. So when tickets
to all the biggest rock shows comingto town seven fifty eight fifty eleven fifty
am and then two fifty three fiftypm starts next week. So it's five
times a day. And you sawyou saw all the shows that are coming.

(44:00):
How do we have that many ticketswhere we can get away five times
a day? We're not getting paidfor the next three months. We bought
them all. Peter Gabriel, gunsand Roses Zero Smith, all the big
shows are coming to town, SmashingPumpkins, George Thurrow, go. We
have our Birthday Bash. Fact,we're gonna kick off our Ticket to Rock

(44:20):
Summer with a full week of BirthdayBash tickets with the offspring, So that
winning starts Tuesday at seven fifty.You see the video of Charlie Baker right
up front at the Blink one eightytwo show, the former governor, Charlie
Baker. Yeah, he loves Blinkone eighty two. He's like a huge
what when you think about like,they've been around since when we've been nineties,
So he would have been in hislate thirty He was in the front
row. He was front row blockingviews. Yeah, he's like a super

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when I say supervan a fan.You should see the video. He's like
out of his mind singing and dancingto Blink one eighty two. So him,
I mean, he's in his midsixty he can be like that.
Now he's not the governor. Whatdo you look like when you're out of
your mind? Kevin? When Abbat'splanning? Just mostly I just I'm just
tapping my foot. Is that it'sjust mouth open fretty? It is not

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fretty. So yeah, let theguy rock out. So, I mean,
even if he were governor, wouldit bother you? If he?
Uh, it's great, right,all that stuff. We know his son
wasn't the designated driver that night.There, Wow, there, Hue have
a Great Day partner Alan Show kicksoff now to Day's recommended daily allow us

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and Carlton, McKenzie and Heather.We've given more to labras and the results
were disturbing. They'll be back tomorrowmorning, five thirt eight to ten on
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