How To Deal With My Jerk Sister

Corey's sister is a jerk, but she isn't alone. Plus, what the heck is floating around us out there in space... not what you think. 

Episode Transcript

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More variety from the two thousands,the nineties, and today it's Star one
on one three. It's Marcus andCorey. Monday Morning. Back from the
weekend. Good morning, Hello,what's going on? Corey? How was
your weekend? I was very adultlike this weekend. I made some very
important appointments for my furry children.Ryland is going to be new hed if
you will, your baby, Corgy, our little girl, right, and

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Stu our potato Corgy is getting histeeth cleaned. Hey, yeah, my
guy, he's gonna be cones everywhere, the cone of shame everywhere. Actually,
Stuart is so stocky, uh huh. He can't actually well, I
guess he could get something in hismouth. Can't wear the cone. Well,
when we got him fixed, hecouldn't wear the cone. Well,

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he didn't have to wear the cone. He couldn't get back there. Maybe
for his teeth, he'll probably Actually, I don't think you need the cone
for the teeth. T minus fivedays till my child's tenth birthday. Ah,
how you feeling last year in thesingle digits. She's all grown up
already. He's already smarter than me. You can start blasting country jams like
don't blink. And I loved herfirst, Oh god, not until you

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mentioned it. So there are somethings in motion for the weekend, and
I'm excited about some stuff I've beenholding on for a while. But yeah,
we'll definitely be celebrating this weekend.Let us know what you got into
on the weekend. There's a postup on the Marcus and Corey Facebook page
and you can just shoot us apicture of whatever you're doing for your summer

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break. We appreciate you having uson. It's Star one on one three,
more variety from the two thousands,the nineties, and today it's Star
one O one three. It's Marcusand Corey back from the weekend. This
next story is bizarre. I kindof feel like I knew exactly what I
do in this situation. This ison Facebook. Gown named Shay writes,
I think I may have become adog owner. A month ago, my

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neighbor asked me to pensant for himwhile he went out of town for a
week. Dog is awesome maintance,so it's no problem. A month later,
my neighbor has yet to return,and he hasn't been answering his phone.
I don't think anything bad has happenedto him, but it sure'd be
nice to know what's going on.In the meantime, his dog is still
living with me. I have noissues with taking care of the boy,

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but it'd be nice to know what'sup. I'd hate to think that this
guy just ditched an animal with somebodybarely new. I would love to know
what your opinion is, Shay,you are the proud owner of a new
dog. How long do you givethe owner? I don't know what the
statute of limitations is on abandoning,something like when does it officially become yours?
Forget the law? Okay, whatare your thoughts? That dog is

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hers a month? I've already bondedwith it. That's mine. Is anybody
concerned about the dog owner? Hewas supposed to be supposed to be a
week and he's been gone a month. Are we sure that cartel didn't get
him or something? Maybe he wason an episode of How to Catch Predator?
I'd be more info you, kito, nobody just disappears for a month.
Yeah, but he's not answering hisphone, he's avoiding her. He

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could be in a pine box.Are you like pulling dateline? And me,
that's my moves. I honestly thinkthis guy bamboozled her. He said,
hey, can you watch my dogfor a week? And then he
probably moved away to Brazil. Idon't know this is I need more detail,
shay, But anyway, yes,I think she is the proud holder

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of a dog. And frankly,when he comes back, you abandoned your
child, sir. Yeah. Somy point is if he does come back
and wants his dog, Nope,you're done. That's my dog now.
Sorry. Yeah, or you're gonnahave to pay me like five grand for
the amount of time I watched yourdog. And also I need information.
Where did you go? And howdare you ghost me with an animal?

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Thing? Is too a guy likethis, I don't want him owning a
dog. He's not responsible. Ididn't even think about that. Yeah,
that's a good point. I hopehe's okay. Lord. Oh, if
he isn't a pine box, it'sprobably something he did here. Here's another
thing, though, let me askyou this, how long is long enough
to decide this is your dog?Two weeks? Three weeks? Doesn't He

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said he was gonna be gone aweek understood, a month understood where's the
cutoff? A month? Three weeks? When did it become her dog a
dog mine? All right? Icould see you're just taking the dog.
That's it's been a month. I'mhis mom. Anybody got some input?

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Hit us up with a talkback onthe iHeartRadio app that little red microphone.
Leave us a message. All right, it's Star one O one three or
variety from the two thousands, thenineties, and today it's Star one on
one three. It's Marcus and Corey. Good morning Monday. Hi Corey.
Over the weekend, I was onReddit and I saw a post and I
was convinced that you wrote it aboutyour sister. Oh, this is a

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little different. So just to catcheverybody up, Corey's been going at it
with his sister for the last fewwell decades, frankly, but weeks.
It started with some stuff that yoursister kind of said behind your back and
then actually said it to my face. But she said it to other people
before she said it to me,and it was kind of weird. She

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was talking about me being I wasimpacking. I'm right, no, just
good angles in that photo. Butthanks, and then she gaslet you on
your birthday about a half dozen thingsabout why you shouldn't feel a certain way
about things that she says, andshe's just joking, and why are you
so sensitive? And all the thingsthat people the gaslight people say. She's
the Queen of gaslighting according to ourlisteners. At any rate, it culminates

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with this post I saw on Reddit, written by a lady named Rowan about
her sister. She says, mysister thinks that she's so great. She's
always talking smack about me, bothin front of me and behind my back.
And the thing is, I knowshe's full of it. She tries
to say she's more successful than me, but I know better. I could
easily point out how much better Ihave it than she does, but that

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would be a bit petty and cruel, and I don't want to lower myself
to her level. But it irritatesme when she makes fun of me.
I'd like to bring her down apeg or two. Should I let it
go or straighten her out? Youknow, it's interesting she doesn't say if
she's older or younger, right,because I'm the younger sister. And when
I read this just I mean,honestly, I talked to my sister a

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couple of weeks ago because her birthdaysthree days after mine, and they were
little zingers in there, and Ijust didn't react because there wasn't any point
to it. You didn't engage.No, we're at an age now where
nothing's going to change, you know, Like my sister will constantly be like,
oh, Dad never calls us orthis or that. I'm like,
Dad's in his late seventies. Heis who he is. He's not going

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to change anytime soon. And justlike us, we're some of us are
middle aged and we're not going tochange. We are who we are.
I don't know why I have toforce something. It's like, if you
don't enjoy, don't hang out withher. And how you have to know
that when she talks smack, that'sher insecurities coming out. Yes, And
I guess as someone who only hasone other sibling, I made the determination

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and I told my sister. Isaid, hey, if we're never not
getting along, we need to straightenit out because you and I are the
only ones we have. And thathas been said in my family as well,
but both parties need to reciprocate inthis case, if I was this
lady, I would and if Icared about carrying on a relationship with my

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sister, I would say, hey, you're being a jerk. Nobody likes
a jerk, and I know maybeyou're trying to be funny, but this
stuff actually hits and I don't likeit. I think that I really do
appreciate the honesty is the best policy. Sometimes it's just not that easy if
the person isn't into being that honestand or sharing the blame for why you

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don't get along, right, ifthey keep putting it back on you,
for example, right, and ifyou in that moment being vulnerable, make
if they're trying to hurt you andthey know that they're getting in your head,
it might actually make it worse.There might come a time where you
just have to take a break.Yes, and that's okay. You know,

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if you need some distance, takesome distance, because at the end
of the day, the only personlooking out for your mental health is you.
Correct. If anybody's got any inputon this more, you know,
I would love to note where's therainbow? I know we're helping hit us
with a talkback with your thoughts onthe iHeartRadio app that little red microphone.

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If you have a sibling or afamily member who just talks a lot of
smack and you want to bring themdown, but you don't want to stoop
to their level. How do youdo it again? That little red microphone
on the iHeartRadio app, you canhit it and leave us a message real
quick. It's Star one on onethree. More variety from the two thousands,
the nineties, and today it's aStar one on one three. It's
Marcus and Corey. This is secondDate Update, world famous. We just

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want to help you get a seconddate. You've gone on the first one.
You thought it was fantastic, butnow you're getting ghosted. Say good
morning to Christina. Hello, Hi, welcome, thank you for having me
for sure. Of course, solet's talk about Brad. Let's talk about

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Yeah, I y'all met and thenlike what I mean, how the date
go? Let's start there? Yeah, okay, So I met Brad on
Hinge and one thing that really stuckout to me on his profile was like
his love for adventure. He saidhe's been skydiving and loves traveling and he's
like super spontaneous, and that isall of that is just really up my

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alleys because I'm an adrenaline junkie too. So we had some great conversations,
like messaging back and forth that thebanter was great, and then he invited
me to go to dinner. Sowe meet up in the city and we
get Italian in North Beach. Supercute and ye, he's just like even
better in person. We talked abouteverything like NonStop conversation, travel, our

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plans for the future, like itwas an amazing date. But I'm so
concus because I haven't heard from himsince then, and I honestly cannot pinpoint
what went wrong because from all accounts, it was an amazing date. Okay,
but you haven't heard from him atall. No, I just keep

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racking my brains like what could havegone wrong? Like it was an amazing
I don't know, Okay, SoI need your guys help. Well,
you know the deal, We've beendoing this long enough. We're gonna call
him and see what he thought ofthe date. Yeah, okay, okay,
so let's just steal. Yeah,we'll regroup, we'll play a song,
and then we're gonna call Brad.So hangout. It's second Date Update
Star one oh one three. Morevariety from the two thousands of the nineties

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and today. It's Star one Oone three. It's Marcus and Corey.
We're doing second date update. Christinais with us. She may be on
mute right now so we can talkabout it like she's not here for a
second. Well, it sounds likeshe in this Brad guy have a lot
in common. They went to NorthBeach, they had Italian food and Christina
if you're there right, yes?So, I mean both adrenaline junkies,

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you both love to travel, you'reboth very spontaneous. I like all of
this. I do like you literallytalked about like our plans for the future
and just so much aligned, likewe're a great match. So I'm just
so computer. And then he bouncedinteresting. Okay, we'll get down to
it. We'll figure it out,all right, go ahead and go on
mute. Let's give him a call. Here we go. Okay, Hi

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mean I speak with Brad please?Yeah, Hi, Brad. It's Marcus
and Corey from Star one O onethree. What's up, Brad? Hey?
Are you see Hey? Do youyou listen to our show? Yeah?
Okay, trying to make sure absolutelyabsolutely dope. Do you listen to
this contest or something? No,it's uh, well, you know,

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you ever heard a second date UPO, yes, I have. Well,
we're doing it right now, rightthis minute with us. Yeah, that's
great, okay, Christina, allright, let's just move it along.
I like this, Christina. Heknows, I know, I know a
second date updated pretty well, Christina? Are you there? Hi? Okay,

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you guys sound great together. Whatthe heck now, Brad? Did
you did you ghost? Well?Okay, listen, here's this is my
perspective of everything. I really enjoyedgetting to know Christina. I honestly on
the hinge. On the hinge,she was great, and in person she

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was getting better. Uh you know, she's she We were really aligned.
We were both very outdoorsy, we'reboth very adventurous. Everything was going great
on the gate and I offered adriver home, and then things kind of
took a little bit of return,because you know, we got we we
got to her apartment and if sheasked me if I wanted to be her
pet Louis, and I was like, yeah, sure of course, had

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been buying pet. Yeah, she'sgot a pet named Louis. Okay,
and you know, she's like,hey, you want to come Ustairs and
meet him? And I was likewell, okay, go upstairs, you
meet your dog or whatever, andLouis, it turns out he's not a
dog, he's an alligator. He'san alligator in her apartment. That doesn't

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sound legal. A gator? Isthat? Yeah? I seen that in
Florida. I'm not gonna lie.I've known people in Florida that had the
rules around here Florida. It's likethat was that was a really I mean,
so I was like, what,I don't even think that's legal.
And I was just like I couldn'tget out of there quick enough, and

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you know, it was just whatthe big deal is? Like, We've
so much in common, we hada great date, and that is the
issue. And first of all,now Jerry me, boy, you're being
such a girl. Oh well,hey, number one, being a girl
shouldn't be an insult. In numbertwo, you have an alligator. I'm

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not sure that's legal. I don'treally, I can't imagine it is.
That's crazy. This is very joeyexotic. That's the feeling that I got.
And all of a sudden, Iwas just like, you know what,
I know, we have a lotof stuff in common, but an
alligator it feels like, well,you kind of need to draw the line.
Okay, I mean, am Iover exaggerating? Well? I mean

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I knew people have snakes, butyeah, but the snakes don't have feet
to walk through the house and possiblybite you if you're on the floor doing
yoga or something like that. Itwas very very specific. Somebody's had a
gator interrupt their yoga stash before.So what are we doing you guys?
Are we Brad? Are we notdoing a second date here? I can't,

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guys, I just can't. IfFrea can't too much, it's an
alligator. I can't more variety fromthe two thousands than nineties. And today
it's Star one oh one three,It's Marcus and Corey Monday morning. Good
morning. Uh, there's a guyin Florida who is suing NASA because some
space junk hit his house. Thatactually scares me, things falling from the

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sky. There are thirty six thousanddifferent pieces of space junk floating around us
as we speak. That does notseem safe. And so he just says
he wants some accountability because this thingslammed into his house, almost hit his
son, and like what happens atthat point? Did the men in black
just show up to collect it andthen wizzy out with the pen and then

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whiz out. What's such a tripto me? I would hope that there's
some sort of protocol when something likethis happens, because is it dangerous?
Is there eating radiation? Is it? So it was supposed to burn up
in the atmosphere, it didn't.It hit his house and now it's a
thing. This is in Naples,Florida. I don't know where that is.
It's a nice area, it's amoney area. Okay. So the

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question then becomes, what is theweirdest thing you've ever found in your backyard?
Because we talked about my friend Kimwhen she found that bone just randomly
by her house. That was sucha trip. Yeah, we think it's
like from a butcher. So thisis in Picturero Hill in San Francisco.
And at first we were like,are those human remains right? And then

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we're like, no, that lookslike a butcher cut that up for a
dog. The dog went ham onit at the park and then just kind
of left it there and left itthere got it looked trippy. But people
have found some weird things. Tellme, one person was digging in the
backyard. They wanted to put afish pond back there and found a cannon

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ball. Random turns out that hishouse is on top of a defensive line
from a battle. Okay, dowe know which war? I'm curious,
Battle of New Orleans. It wasa War of eighteen twelve. Cannonball.
Yeah, yes, Andrew Jackson's house. I don't know. Some other stuff.
These people used to love to taketheir metal detector out. They found

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a dime and it was from nineteenoh five. Yes, that stuff is
worth mind. We would love tofind something cool in my backyard. I
don't know what you know. Ican say that there was that kid in
England that was on a He wason a walk about in his neighborhood and
he found like a sword from theMiddle Ages. Really do you imagine being

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like eight or nine years old andfinding a sword from the Middle Ages.
I'd lose my dang mind. Amazing. What else? Got another one?
A guy started to dig the foundationsfor a greenhouse and found a car.
Found I've seen that on data.I got have it in Redwood City?
It did? I think it is? It did? Guy got arrested.

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They found a random stolen car likeburied in his backyard. I think it
was attached to a murder. Iwas just saying that the situation was nefarious.
Wow, anyway, what's the weirdestthing you've ever found in your backyard?
You know, I'm always super scaredof you. Ever hear about like
some stuff falling out of an airplane, like the a frozen clump of toilet
water stuff. Yeah, yes,that scares me. No britt of God,

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that burns up in the atmosphere.Wait, it's not that frozen.
Oh, good morning. Enjoy yourbreakfast. All right, weirdest thing you've
ever found in your backyard? Iknow somebody's got a story. Hit us
up with a talkback on the iHeartRadioapp. That little red microphone right there.
Leave us a message. You couldset a DM. I hope we
have an awesome morning. Thanks forhaving us on. It's Star one on

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one three. Good News is poweredby Shreaving Company. It's luxury time pieces,
fine designers, flawless diamonds. Wedo it twice in morning seven.
Here's Corey with the good News.We are headed to Florida for a reunion
with an owner in his dog.A Maryland man's lost dog turned up two
years later after somehow ending up onethousand miles from homes. This is bonkers.

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This guy's name is Tony and hisdog's name is Luna. Luna vanished
from his home after chasing some wildanimals into the woods and never coming back.
How is Luna hitchhiking to Florida withno opposable thumb? And this is
amazing to me because two years goesby. I don't know if I could
keep holding out the hope right,I'd be afraid that someone took my dog
as their own or something terrible happened. But Tony said he never gave up

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hope. He was but he wasstill shocked when he got a phone call
last week from animal control in Florida. They told him that his dog had
been found wondering in the parking lotof a Walmart. The dog was scanned
for a microchip, which identified heras the missing Luna. That's why it's
so important to get your pets microchipped. So he got on the car that
day and drove one thousand miles tobe reunited course with Luna. And he

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said it was a long distance,but nothing in comparison to the love I
have for my dog and huh,I feel like crying. Year two years
nuts microchip, microchip, microchip,and you know we do fey Fridays.
And when you do adopt a pet, don't shop to adopt. They come
microchipped? Did they really? Oh? I didn't know that. Yeah.

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The more you know, nice lovethese good reunion stories. That is good
news. All right. It's Starone oh one three. More variety from
the two thousands, the nineties,and today Star one O one three.
It's Marcus and Corey and it's timeto win. It's the Battle of the
Bay Bridge. We start in Oaklandwith Rob. Good morning, Rob,
Good morning. What's going on thismorning? What are you doing? South's

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about right? Sounds about right there, you go. All right, my
dude, we're gonna cross the BayBridge going to San Francisco. David is
on the phone. What's up,David? What are you doing? Just
sitting on the couch at home?Okay? Jealous? Oh man, he's
he's corying his morning, that's whathe's doing. Yep, you guys.
The game is super simple. It'sfive trivia questions, fifty seconds to answer

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them. All Each persons gonna beasked separately with their opponent on hold.
Whoever gets the most right answers wins. If you don't know an answer,
just yell out pass. We'll comeback to the question if we have time
left? All right, everybody playalong at home. We're in the car.
Here we go. David goes onholding San Francisco, and we start
with Rob in Oakland? In whichstate is Lake Havasu, California. Iago

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is a character in which Disney movieOh God, Iago, Uh half Harpo
is a production company created by whichmedia mogul Harpo, uh Harpo. What

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is the center of an Adam calledand the triple crown refers to which sport?
Uh gosh? Okay, let's goback to when you passed on?
Iago is a character in which Disneymovie Rob Are out of time? We're

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out of time? Yeah, okay, hang on the line. Rob goes
on Hold in Oakland, See What'sup with David in San Francisco? Hi,
David? Hello? In which stateis Lake Havasue Washington. Iago is
a character in which Disney movie inKanto. Harpo is a production company created

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by which media mogul oprah Winfrey.What is the center of an Adam called
the nucleus, and the triple crownrefers to which sports horse racing. Okay,
good, all right, Rob comesback and from Oakland. See how
you did against David in San Franciscothe Battle of the Bay Bridge. Question

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number one? In which state isLake Haveasu? Rob said California. David
said Washington. It's actually Arizona.Iago is a character in which Disney movie
Rob pasted. David said, andCanto it's actually a Latin. All right,
no points yet. Harpo is aproduction company created by which media mogul.
Rob said, Rupert Murdoch. Davidsaid, Oprah. It is Oprah.

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We've got points on the board.What is the center of an Adam
called? Rob said nucleus? Davidsaid nucleus. It is a nucleus.
And finally, the triple crown refersto which sport. Rob said, golf,
David said, horse racing. Itis horse racing. David is our
winner three to one, David,Awesome, Thank you, good work,
dude. I'm down, David,Dave, David, you're going to need

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you to two. Rob, yougot that. Marcus and Corey Chipplip my
man, thank you play again withus weekday mornings at eight o five am.
What you know about that? OnStar on three more variety from the
two thousands, the nineties, andtoday it's Star one O one three.
It's Marcus and Corey Monday morning.Good morning. Hi. We have a
situation brewing here at the radio stationand I need some guidance, some assistance.

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I need to know if this isactually the right thing to do or
if I'm just being a Karen Uh. One of our coworkers, not from
our radio station, one of oursister stations, wears entirely too much Colgonne.
It's normally when you'd say that,I'd go, ah, it's not
so bad. This is bad.This is eye burning, nose, hair

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searing cologne. It's difficult to bein the same room as in But past
that. He was here yesterday,yes and we opened Jason's studio and had
to air it out. I guesshe was using Jason's studio. You would
think that he dumped a bottle ofColone on the carpet. I literally went
looking in the other studios thinking hewas still here. Right, it's bad.

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Isn't too much cologne in an enclosedspace? Isn't that poison. There's
a lot of people who have nosensitivity. Like I told you my friend
Kim when she got her new car, she had a migraine because new car
smell gives her a headache. Doesanybody deal with this at work? And
how do you handle it though?Do you go straight to hr? Do
you go to your boss? Doyou directly to the person? Do you

(25:00):
confront them and say, dude,you obviously been wearing that colone for so
long you don't smell it anymore.I don't know him well enough to say
something. You don't. No,I don't. I mean I could say
something, but would anything actually happen? So I low key went to his
boss and I said, hey,I don't know him well enough to say
something. I'm not trying to geta dude in trouble. He's super nice,

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but like, can we make himaware of the amount of cologne that
he wears? I go, thisis dumb, it feels petty, it
feels insignificant, and yes, thisis what I'm worrying about today. But
if you have a coworker that wearstoo much cologne, does it bear mentioning
to somebody that could actually do something? You know, have you ever like
ran into someone who's a little bitolder or has worn this same scent for

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years and years and years. Don'ttalk about my dad like that. No,
no, no no, But youget used to your scent, you
get used to your perfume, youget used your colone. And I noticed
that people are like, I can'tsmell my perfume, so this spring more.
You just called out everybody's parents.Oh no, my dad. My
dad would douse himself in cologne andthen I would be like, pop,

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don't wear that. He would hideit from me so that I wouldn't take
it away. But do you seewhat I'm saying. They don't even realize
how strong it is because they're soused to it. So that might be
the case with him. Because Itake my perfume, I hold it out,
I spray, I walk through itright, and I don't smell mine
ever. Yeah, my wife taughtme the old spray and walk through.
Cory and I are talking about acoworker we have who wears entirely too much

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cologne, and I did say something, And now I'm wondering, am I
being a Karen or is this aborderline hostile work environment? The fact that
he hasn't been here joking twelve hoursand it smells like he just dumped the
colonne on the floor. That's notright. Who's got thoughts on this?
Let us know. You could usethe talk back on the iHeartRadio app,

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that little red microphone. You couldcall me a big baby too, like
I'm used to it. It's cool. Leave us a message. You could
send us a DM as well.Maybe you've dealt with this in your office.
I don't know. Instagram, Facebook, at It's Marcus and Corey.
Thanks for having us on. It'sStar one on one three or variety from
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