Stay Away From My Door!

Corey is taking steps to keep people the heck away from her door. Plus, would you go to a restaurant that didn't allow young people?

Episode Transcript

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More variety from the two thousands,the nineties, and today Star one on
one three Marcus and Corey at sixo four, Good morning everyone. Hi,
how are you Corey? I feellike I'm in a good seventy five
percent that's had solid. I've hadthis stupid head cold all week, right,
And you know, I don't wantyou never want to come to work
sounding like you're sick, because peopleare like, what are you doing here?

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Selfish? What are you doing here? I my husband had the cold
last week. He took the Coronavirus test negative. I took it negative.
It's just a stupid head cold andone of those things where at lingers
and so now it's I woke upwith the worst on Saturday. Now it's
Thursday. I definitely feel like I'veturned a corner. I just still sound
like crap crazy to me. Howlong it's lingered. I know it's the

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same thing with Jeff. He wasleast over a week with it. It's
interesting. I mean, it's notreally entertaining so much as I'm just happy
that I feel like I'm getting there. Hey, seventy five percent solid,
getting there solid. I went downyesterday at my house, so heat wave
yeah, not really in half moonbag. No, that's true, but

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I was feeling very Hawaiian. SoI made spammusubi's and I know you want
me to bring some in because you'venever had them. If you've never had
spam musubi, it's basically a blockof rice with a slice of spam on
top, with some tariaki sauce wrappedin seaweed, and there they are,
the consummate Hawaiian snack. And Ikeep telling Corn I'm going to bring them

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in. The reason I haven't yetis because I need to get the recipe
right, because spam musubi is avery acquired taste, and if you eat
one and it doesn't hit right,you're never gonna want to eat. Start
slow with like a spam egg ricebreakfast dish or something. This is way
slower than that. I know.I don't know how I feel about seaweed

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in the morning. Okay, Wellthey and also you'd have to eat it
like ten o'clock. Sorry, Jasonwalked into food Talk. Sorry, bro,
this is all very strange. Welcome, Welcome to the show. How
are you? My point being,I'll have some musubi's for you next week.
I brought an extra can Okay,when is our anniversary officially? I
think it's Monday. Oh, you'rejust gonna keep pushing it back. Your

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gift came in as well, soI'm very excited I've had your gift.
It's just sitting there. And youknow, my actual anniversary was of two
years being here with Star was Fridayof last week, but Marcus didn't want
to celebrate that day because it wasn'ttechnically our show because he had to get
his shoulder surgery, so it wasStanding and Corey show for a week.
Also, I wasn't ready. That'sreally the main point there. When did

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we start twenty two? Twenty twentytwo? Yes, I'll figure it out.
Okay, I think Monday. We'llsee Jason. How are you?
I'm doing well, man, feelinggood. My son's last day a kindergarten
today to school? Does he changeschools to go to first grade? Same
school? No, same school.Yeah, so he's excited about that.
He's very excited about first grade.There is no learning being done today.

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And my wife was very so prizedto hear this really pajama party and movie
and blanket and snacks and then Igo just chilling that sounds amazing, and
my wife was like, they're inkindergarten. I mean, they don't know
they could learn a little something.They're not jaded yet. This isn't for
them, it's for the teachers.Tell your wife to calm down. Like

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the last day of school, whocares? God, I used to love
the last day of school. Noone's expecting to get anything done. We're
not. No, it's over,so I'm very excited. I'm gonna get
my work done here and leave assoon as I can. He's getting out
of school early, so I wantto be there and he walks out.
Congratulate them on completing kindergarten. Areyou do anything fun today? I don't
know. Everything's just so busy becauselike we have another we have a daughter,

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and then we're also planning a quickcamping trip for this weekend. Everything's
just so hectic. So no,we don't have any plans for today.
But maybe we'll get into something.I feel like it's like an ice cream
treat day. Could yeah, thereyou go. I see, Yeah,
that's easy. Well quick stop byseven eleven. But then if my four
year old hears that we were eatingice cream without her, you know,
no, you're gonna have to wait. You gotta go together. I'm thinking
somewhere you sit down where somebody's wearingfunny hats and they put sprinkles on it.

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What's that place in Alameda that everybodyloves. We've been around, I've
got a thousand years Tuckers. Isit Tucker's? I think it's Lords and
Tucker's, two big ones that wego to. I've bend to Tucker's.
I like it there, Yeah,that's my favorite. Like I'm talking like,
okay, let's not just grab someice cream. I'm talking like,
sit down, maybe a little whiptopping sauce. It'll happen. I want
to go. I want the pajamaparty and I want the ice cream.

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Let's just do that anyway, Okay. Uh so I just checked the calendar
two years ago. Our official anniversaryis actually today. Oh I thought it
was. I almost brought your gift. This is awkward now, but I
thought it was gonna be really awkwardif I brought it and you weren't prepared.
Should we celebrate it on Monday?Why Monday? Why can't we do
tomorrow? You could do tomorrow.We'll do tomorrow. Okay, Sorry,

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I'm late. Happy anniversary, Happyanniversary. All right, what's going on
this morning? I made it weirdself. Two single day outside Lands tickets
coming up at seven thirty five.Four tickets to California's Great America coming up
at eight oh five. Two moretickets for Sidney Lapper in the Final Tour

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nine thirty five. We're gonna keepyou posted on all of this. You
don't have to remember a thing.Just stay with us this morning. Let's
have some fun coming up next.We're gonna talk about how much people hate
answering their front door these days.It's not like the old days, and
now we've got so much recon likeyou can't sneak up on somebody's front door.
The reason this came up is becauseCorey felt the need to make a

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sign for her front door, whichis posted on the Marcus and Corey Instagram,
because every time the doorbell rings,it's World War three with her dogs.
Oh my god, I almost killedhim yesterday. If you walk up
to my front door, this iswhat you hear, and then you hear
this hup. We're gonna talk aboutit at six twenty. Stay with us,
No account stick Season. More varietyfrom the two thousands, the nineties,

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and today Star one oh one three, Marcus and Corey six twenty one.
Fresh content up on the Marcus andCorey Instagram page a picture of the
sign that Corey has put on herfront door. We're trying to decide if
it's if it's Karen esque. Isit this is a Karen mover or is
this bougie or is it appropriate.It's not the first time I've done it.

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I actually did this at my otherhouse in Oregon. Because the thing
is, dogs have such an amazingsense of hearing, Like sometimes you don't
even need to ring the doorbell.They'll hear the ring cam just kind of
click like I don't even know ifthey make them to. So basically the
sign basically can you tell them whatit says? It says fees do not

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ring bell unless it's an emergency orwine. And the reason I say wine
is because we belong to some wineclubs and you have to sign for that.
Ah. Other packages can just beleft hidden behind a pot. And
the thing is, too, ifyou have a ring doorbell, I know
you're there. You don't need toring the doorbell, So should I just
stand in your doorway, like ifI came to visit it. Not that

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I would come to visit unannounced.However, if someone need they I should
just stand in your doorway till somebodyrecognizes me on their green What do you
want? I don't know. Ijust want to say, what's up?
No, I don't do poppins.Uh, this is so much you do.
If I popped in. If Ijust was on my way home and
thought I should go visit Corey andJeff and the dogs, and just showed

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up at your front door, whatwould be your first visceral thought somebody died?
No, you'd call no. Butwhat if I didn't No, if
someone died, you'd call oh,okay, right, you wouldn't just show
up and go, hey, I'vegot really bad news. I don't answer
the door. I remember the otherday it was so awkward my doorbell rang.

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I figured, okay, packets dropoff, because usually if it's Amazon
or something, they just they'll ringit and then leave. And this is
why I put this sign up.It's like, hey, cool, thank
you so much for being You don'tring the doorbell because the dogs go nuts,
and then once they go nuts,they keep going nuts. It takes
me forever to get back down.It take some forever to I'm down.
And so the other day, thedoorbell goes off and I kind of give

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it a minute, waiting for theperson to leave, and the dogs are
still going nuts. I go downstairs. I see a body through like I
don't. It's like frosted glass,and I'm like, why are they still
standing there? And I hear ma'amso she can see the outline of my
body. And I went right intothe garage and hid until she left.
Why didn't you engage? Because shewants me to do something for the neighborhood

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and I don't do that. Justtell her no, I did by disappearing.
Don't cut to my door with aclipboard. I don't want to hang
out with you. If I seeyou with a clipboard, I literally go
to the other side of the street. Being a solicitor has to be the
toughest job on planet Earth, becausethey still come to my neighborhood and you
can engage them. I could besitting here at the office and talk to

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them through my ring and be like, yes, may I help you?
No, thank you? Not interested. I don't even have to move you
don't even have to hide in thegarage. You just go back upstairs.
Well, I froze there was afighter flight syndarome. You haven't answered the
question yet. If I just showedup at your house, not answering the
door, unannounced, and you sawme, it's me, I would go

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I would I would hit the microphoneon the door and be like, what
are you doing? You wouldn't beglad to see me. That's not the
point. You have just created anentire universe of issues for me. Now
I've got to get the dogs allwrangled up, and I've got to figure
out where to put them. You'recreating more work for me. If you
just pop in sounds delicious. I'mnot. If you do come to the

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house, I'm going to open thedoor and let Loki have you. You
run that risk, I'll be Germanshepherd bait at that point, uh huh.
And then and you'll go why,And I'll say, you know why.
One time Kim called me and Ianswered the phone and she's like,
hey, I'm outside and tell meshe was trolling you, so trolling me?
And I go what? And that'smy bestie. I don't even want

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to answer the door and to popin when it's my bestie. I don't
know how I feel about see whatthe point of the sign. The whole
point of the sign, huh isto create column in my house. And
yesterday somebody came over to deliver something. They did not ring the doorbell and
there was peace. Okay, soit's working. So the sign is worth
it. Go check it out ifyou get a minute. It's on them.
I think a lot of people havesigns like this. My sister does,

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my across the street neighbor does,especially if you have kids or babies
too. At the same time.Granted, it's not one of those signs
that says no soliciting, but Iwould. I feel like I would be
more of a Karen if I'm like, don't ring my doorbell if you're trying
to sell me something like, Ididn't want to be rude. This is
more about just keeping peace in myhouse. I understand. Uh. Go
check it out on the Marcus ofCorey Instagram six twenty six, we're gonna
check what's trending. Coming up next? What do you have? According to

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Instagram, they're going to test anew feature where you cannot skip ads.
Saw that don't like it. Youknow Prime's doing that too, right,
Get into that. It's six fiftystay with it. More variety from the
two thousands, the nineties, andtoday it's Star one on one three,
it's Marcus and Corey six forty two. I thought this was interesting. There's
a restaurant in Saint Louis. Isit stilled a policy that has the Internet

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on fire? How was that?That's very salacious. So the owner has
put in what some people are callingextreme age restrictions to quote avoid drama.
I don't know what the legality ofthis is, but I guess if you
own the place, you can makeyour own rule. I think you could
do whatever you want. Yeah,at risk being canceled. I don't know.

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The owner has a sign, hasa policy in order to dine,
It said restaurant gentlemen must be atleast thirty five and over. Ladies must
be at least the age of thirty. Now is this only during happy hour?
I don't know, because I'm lookingat it says he wants to prevent
drama and allow quote older folks toenjoy happy hour in peace, so it

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might not be all the time.Somebody over the age of thirty older hurts
my feelings a little bit. It'smy feelings a lot. I've got a
birthday coming up. Shut your mouth. It's funny though, that when you
decide at the mature ages, becauseI'm older than my husband, but he's
definitely more mature than both Marcus andmyself. Oh, I'd take Jeff over

(12:07):
Corey in a heartbeat. If you'retalking about can you maintain in public unsolicited
unsolicit I'm you, You're fine,But I get why you do this.
I mean, you've ever been somewhereand there's a significantly younger crowd and they've

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obviously had a lot to drink,and they're louder, and and you're with
your friends. You just kind ofwant to have a nice little evening.
At the same time, you andI have both been with people over the
age of forty that feel entitled toact however they want when they start drinking.
Am I wrong? No, you'renot. Because I have a friend
who is older than me and hisgirlfriend was on the same age as he
was, And I'll go ahead andsay it. They were both over fifty,

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yeah, and I didn't want togo anywhere with her. She was
constantly creating drama, and she's overfifty. So it's like, if you
say drama is only restricted for thethirties genre, I don't think so.
We all have friends who get acertain age start drinking and they already didn't
care what people thought to begin with, and then you add alcohol and all

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of a sudden you're like, ohgod, they're doing it again. You've
got a friend that's around the sameage as you, and you guys were
having a good time and he punchedyou right in the chest for no reason.
Thankfully that wasn't in front of people. I'm not naming any names.
I was in the part. He'sprobably listening right now. I'm sorry,
dude, you did it. Butto be fair, I punched him back.
Oh okay, that makes it okay, and cancels it happen. But

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again, we're not in our twenties. That's why I think it's interesting.
I get I understand why he wantsto do it. I don't know if
he's going to get the results hewants. I love the comments though,
that's the most fun. My favorite. Somebody commented, So Leonardo DiCaprio could
go to the restaurant, but hisgirlfriend could not. That's on Leo.

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I know more thirty year old womenwith their stuff together than I do men
who are the same age. Here'sanother comment. I know some forty to
fifty sixty year old adolescents and sometwenty one to thirty five year olds who
act better than them in public ina dining in bar environment. Now,
if the goal was for him toget his place on the map, he's
done it, because now he's gone. Naw, somebody's talking about it now.

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Everybody's talking about it in One ofthe biggest things that people are bringing
up is age ain't nothing but anumber, right, you know, last
comment lady wrote, Hey, ifthe tables were turned and this was a
place banning fifty five pluss, therewould be absolute outrage. And she's not
wrong, she's not wrong. Imean that would be like agism, right,

(14:39):
I mean technically it's agism all theway around, exactly. I think
maybe you have a policy of ifyou break these rules, you're out.
That's better. You know, ifyou're stupid drunk, or if you break
something, or if you're being excessivelyloud, I like that way better.
I reserve the right to refuse youservice all that, no shirt, no
shoes. Minute, Wait a minute, I just described Florida. Hey,

(15:01):
wait a minute. How many shotswas that of the lot? I'm just
trying to get over this head cold. Dude. We're gonna be alone.
We're gonna check. What's s Treddycoming up next? What do you have?
Okay, So Instagram is going totest out a new feature where you
can't skip ads, and if you'veever wanted to do a walking tour specifically
about Taylor Swift, get your resumetogether. Hey all right, I mean

(15:24):
lead the tour. Oh wow,okay, that and more after Sabrina Carpenter,
It's Feather, Good morning. Cutright there, Sabrina Carpenter and Feather.
It's Star one on one three,It's Marcus and Corey. Good morning.
This is what I'm talking about.It's what's trending on Star, what's
happening in entertainment news, the biggeststories of the day, and everything people

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are talking about today in the veabe, Instagram's testing out a new feature so
you can't skip ads. They've rolledout ad brakes and it makes users watch
an ad before they continue can continuebrowsing your feed. M spokesperson for metas
as the company always looking at waysto drive value for advertisers. O,
the feature has been carried to thefree Wait a minute, never mind the

(16:07):
user experience. We're here to makemoney. What the feature's been compared to
the free version of YouTube, wherea commercial would come up in the middle
of a video I've noticed as Primetoo Prime. Now, if the movie
is included and it's free, andyou have Prime, you have to watch
a video starts. Netflix does thesame thing. Guys are working my last

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nerves. I'll give you a hackon YouTube, and everybody may already know
this. They've gone back to Heyafter five seconds, you can skip past.
But even if you don't want todo that, if you hit the
back button in your browser and thenhit the forward button, commercials gone.
Okay, okay, I like that. Welcome. If you are looking for
a new job and you're big oldSwifty, a New York City walking tour
company is hiring for tours of theBig Apple. Inspired by Taylor Swift songs,

(16:53):
So Get Your Guide dot Com offersa job taking visitors to Taylor's favorite
spots. There's the hitline, whichshe sung about a dive bar on the
East Side the West Village. Shedoesn't live at twenty three Cornelia Street anymore,
but she's sang about it. Youcould also catch her at the Waverley
Inn, the members only club,Zero Bond, and the bus Stop Cafe.
You could also pop into NYU becauseshe got an honorary doctorate in fine

(17:15):
arts. That'd be really fun ifyou had the chance to live in New
York and do this just for likea gig, and if you like people,
and if you like Taylor Swift andyou like educating people on how awesome
she is absolutely totally. Also inSwifty News, Lady Gaga has been dealing
with pregnancy rumors. There was aphoto with a potentially bab showing a baby
bump, and Taylor Swift has steppedin and she said, can we all

(17:37):
agree that it's invasive and irresponsible tocomment on a woman's body. Gaga doesn't
owe anyone an explanation, and neitherdoes any woman. And I love that
because she's also dealing with that.Heaven forbid. She enjoys a big meal
with Travis and then of course theyget photographed. Those things drive me crazy,
the pregnancy rumors. I remember Iwas doing an event years ago when
I was dating Jeff and I wasjust wearing a really unflattering dress. I

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think Corri is pregnant. No,I'm just fat and this is terrible dress.
Who was saying that? Just bringingthe photos? It was an event.
Oh, it was an event fora radio station I was working for,
and I was just like, youknow what, everybody could suck.
There's a guy from Massachusetts who gotstopped by the TSA, but it wasn't
for anything threatening. This guy,Joel's a member of a professional Irish dancing

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show. It's called a Taste ofIreland. What he was traveling when the
group made its first stop in Minnesota, which is home to the Spam Museum.
Joel couldn't get the time to go, but a woman doing costumes for
his troop work there, so shebrought him a suitcase full of the canned
meat. Oh wow, hey manworth it. So the spam made his

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suitcase overweight, so he had toput it in his carry on And when
TSA pulled him aside and saw thecontraband everybody laugh. I didn't realize spam
was contraband everybody laughed. It wasfine when they realized because it's a metal
cans of spam, and it madethe suitcase really heavy inside. Oh,
I see, you know. Canyou imagine if he got community service and

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ended up on the side of thefreeway picking up garbage because of spam?
Because of spam. Now he's originallyfrom Hawaii. Yeah, so that's his
jam. Make his life spam.Ah. The heat wave in the Bay
is going to be subsiding here overthe next couple of days. It's gonna
be cooler than it was yesterday,although Inland's still gonna have some spots in
the mid nineties. By the weekend, it's just gonna be fantastic, and

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then early next week just gonna bereal cool. Man. The California Way
is real cool. I love it. Today we remember D Day in Normandy.
This was a very pivotal battle thatswung the tides in World War two.
Twelve nations, almost a couple hundredthousand troops storming the beaches in Normandy.

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I read that. So they didthis to try to end the German
occupation. They were saying that eightypercent of the soldiers weren't going to come
back, and they knew that goingin nuts, so they did They did
a big thing. This morning,the President Biden flew out to France to
thank the soldiers that are still withus. The band of Brothers and the

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youngest World War two vets out thereare ninety six. Wow, so they're
saying this might be the last timethey're able to do this, but just
mad respect and the bravery off thecharts. REESUS is introducing the mega sized
Jumbo cup, and I don't knowhow I feel about it. I feel
like, Okay, we've already gottenbigger cups. What is the jumbo cup?

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Okay, so the jumbo cup isthe equivalent of four King size cups,
which is the equivalent of almost twicethe size of a regular cup.
And this is why I'm in myfeelings as a guy who loves Reese's peanut
butter cups but also type two diabetes. Break this down for me. How
many regular size Reese's cups would makeup the jumbo cup? Can you thank

(20:59):
you for asking Corey five carry theone plus two eight regular sized peanut butter
cups in one jumbo cup? Andthe company says, and I quote more
people will find it more satisfying thanregular in big cups. Well, yeah,
because it's bigger because you're in adiabetic coma. Nobody needs to eat
this ah, And I'm did yousee the Reeses that has caramel in it?

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Now? I'm speaking to you asa man who adores the Reese's peanut
butter cups. Everybody gives me themevery I'm horrified that somebody's gonna give me
a mega sized jumbo cup. Iget judged because I prefer Reese's pieces over
the cups. I am judging youright now. Hey man, e T
liked them all right. The iHeartRadioMusic Festival, presented by Capitol One gonna

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be popping off in Vegas. Makeyour plans the weekend of September twentieth.
The lineup is Massive, Camilicabeo,Hoisy, Hosier, don't you Cat?
When's to find a Keith Urban,New Kids, Paramore and more? Something
for everybody? Seriously, it's gonnabe on Hulu so you can also watch
it in the comfort of your ownhome. Ticket and show info on the

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link in bio on the Marcus andCorey Instagram. The pre sale for Capitol
One cardholders coming very soon, somake sure you jump online. Give us
a follow on ig and check thatout. Jess what's trending every weekday Morning
on the fifties. That's at sixfifty seven am. And connect now with
the Marcus and Corey socials and blogs. That's at one O one three dot

(22:26):
com. More variety from the twothousands, the nineties, and today star
one on one three It's Marcus andCorey and we're doing it again. It's
second date update. Dating's hard.Yes, you know, it's hard enough
to get that first date, andso when you feel like you're being ghosted,
we try to help you at thesecond one. Let's bring Melinda on.
Hi, Melinda, Hey, howare you? I'm really good?
How are you? I asked thatknowing you're in a crisis, but uh,

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necessarily that's a harsh word. Yeah, let's talk about your date though,
Let's talk about jose how did youguys eat? And then let's run
it through, like what happened onthe first date. We met on hinge
Uh, and we had a reallygreat first date. So I feel like

(23:11):
that was solid. We both like, we both have dogs, we love
to travel, and then like wetalked about some serious stuff to neither of
us want kids, so we justfelt very aligned, sure and he's exactly
the way that he looks on hisprofiles for handsOn, he has Yeah,

(23:33):
really good news you don't want somebodydoes not look like they're about he's got
like a great smile, and he'sgot this like he's dis gorgeous. He's
got long hair, and he definitelyworks out. He's just got like he's
really built. He's got like bigarms, chest climbing like a tree.

(23:59):
Oh, Corey's thing. That's myfavorite this guy. Yeah, okay,
what'd you guys do for your date? We went in this Mexican spot in
bur the game, okay, andyeah we had some margaritas. It was
really good. So yeah, soI felt like the date went really great.

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And then ever since the first day, which is why I'm calling you,
guys, he turned into emoji guy. Like I'll send him a text
and it's just not even you know, it's just an emoji and the thumbs
up. Yeah he's done that,And so I don't know what to say

(24:44):
that and I don't want to keeptexting it and not like how hard is
it to type a sentence or afew words? Sure, one thing you
haven't mentioned he has a job,right, Yeah, I mean he's got
a good job. Right, holdon, it's your theory coming right now?
Yes, okay, so Corey watchesa a lot of Dateline and she
has her theories as to why peopledon't get callbacks. Please continue. Well,

(25:06):
if he's got a good job,maybe he's a little extra smart,
Maybe did some embezzling. They caughthim. He's on the run. Really
couldn't he text me words? Evenif he run, they got to track
his phone. He's got to keepthat thing off. Maybe he doesn't have
a burner. He's got to geta burner. And when he gets the
burner, he's not going to haveher number in it because he didn't have
a chance to transfer o her numbers. Your brain is weird. I mean

(25:33):
you got a covery basics. Hey, let's call him, how about it?
So you know the drill. You'vebeen listening to the show long enough.
We're gonna call Jose. We'll seewhat's up with regards to like how
he was feeling about the date.Can you hang on for a song?
Yeah, all right, we'll callhim next on his burner. Second date
update, Star one on one three, hang on. More variety from the

(25:53):
two thousands. The nineties and todayit's Star one on one three. It's
Marcus and Corey. We're doing secondDate update. We've been chatting with Melinda,
who had a delightful date with Jose, and we're trying to figure out
why he is emoji back? Isthat a word? Emoji? Emoji?
Probably so, Melinda. You guyswent for Mexican food and Berlin game and

(26:17):
and he works out and everything wascool. Let's call him and see what's
up. Hang on the line.In fact, you know what to do.
Mute yourself out. Let's see whathe says. We might get that
old do do do The person who'strying to reach is no longer in service.
You never know. Here we go, hang on, Hi, may

(26:41):
speak with Jose please? Yeahsis,Jose, It's Marcus and Cory can start
one one three? Hi? Hello, Hi, I don't suppose you listen
to our radio show. Do younow what's going on in the background?
Are you speak? Are you atbart? I'm just walking out of the
meeting right now. Give me asecond. How can I help you?

(27:04):
By the way, sorry, Sowe do a radio show for iHeartRadio.
Come around on either side. Maybeone minute, guys, I'm so sorry,
I think you're in jail. He'sgetting booked. Oh my god,

(27:25):
I don't want to be on thephone. And they do the cavity stirs.
Are you okay, Corey? Maybeyou were right, Maybe he isn't
embezzling, hope, feel like youjust got booked? Is this not a
good time? Alright? Some Frank, I guess no, no, no,
no, no, no, don'thang up, don't rank, it's
not Frank. I'll cut to thechase. We do a morning radio show.
We do a segment called second DateUpdate, and there is a woman

(27:49):
that you've been on a date withrecently who had the best time. She's
wondering if you ghosted. Her nameis Melinda. Would you mind discussing your
date with Melinda on the radio?Yes? Please, Yes, would love
to know your take on the date. She's feeling not ghosted, but she's
feeling like you've turned to like whatshe said was a mooji guy, like

(28:10):
you can't respond to her text oryou're not responding to her text. So
did you have a good time onthe date? I mean it was more
concerning than anything. How's that?Yeah? What does that mean? Well?
We met on hinge. She shehad a little Jack Russell. And
you know it's important too because Ilike to sleep with my little dog in
my bed every day, you know. So I needed a woman that was

(28:32):
down with that. So met upand she was just pounding down Margarita.
It's like I think by the timeI was done with my first she had
had like four started to like tryto fight me on the side of the
street as a joke. I thinkshe was like doing that thing that children
do where they like to show off, like stuffed the thing. Now,

(28:52):
So wait, do you see you'resaying she got You're saying she got drunk
on the date. Is that whatyou're saying? He was pretty flaw okay
in all honesty, Uh me,Linda's on the phone with us, so
she's listening right now, actually right, well, yes, she asked for
it by talking to you about it, Melinda. Yeah, So were you

(29:15):
nervous? Maybe he had a littletoo much liquid courage? No, like
I can hold my alcoholicies where strongmargarite is. But I don't know what
he's talking about. Was like thefight, like me trying to fight him.
I was having a good time andit helped me, you know,
Like I don't know. I havea better conversation with some dreams, like

(29:40):
for someone new. But I definitelywas not like stumbling and stuff. Do
you even remember our right home inneighbors to your place? Yeah? I
mean, but I was fine?What are you talking about? You were
not fine? Do you think Iwanted to go twenty minutes the opposite direction?
If you were fine, like Ididn't want to do that, I
would have gone straight home. Ohthat's why you went in the uber with

(30:00):
me? Yeah? Like, Ilike, I can give myself together.
I don't know what like you're tryingto make me out as this I don't
know, as a total like messand sloppy drunk. I mean, I
guess if you don't like having funat all? Or what? Do you
normally not drink? I do drinkand the other stuff you said, not

(30:21):
want to have fun? It justsounds like a dead end conversation to maybe
Melinda. I don't I don't wantto see you again. I'm sorry.
I don't know, like I didn'twant to. I don't know what to
say. I won't even ask.Yeah, clearly, all right, sounds
good? All right? Well thatescalated quickly. Uh, not a match
Nope, Nope, nope. SecondDate Update seven oh five weekday mornings.

(30:44):
The replays at nine oh five.Obviously, we have a podcast too.
It's on the iHeartRadio app. It'sMarcus and Corey Second Date Update. Please
subscribe and thank you. More varietyfrom the two thousands, the nineties,
and today. It's Star one onone three. It's Marcus and Corey.
It's seven to twenty one. Weneed your help. Listen. Corey's on
a journey that a lot of peoplego on. For whatever reason. You're
not drinking alcohol right now and you'reboard of water. And the reason why

(31:08):
I think a lot of people aregoing through this a mocktails. Mocktail bars
are very hot right now, andb a lot of people doing keito,
a lot of people doing diets wherethey can't do a bunch of carbs and
and and alcohol is frowned upon.But we're bored out of our minds.
So we need some pro tips onnon alcoholic beverages that don't have a lot

(31:29):
of sugar. Yeah, these antibiotics, I'm on, you can't drink,
which is usually the case, butthese antibiotics, if you do drink,
you can get very very sick,like nauseous, and so I'm like,
no, thanks, Tom Hanks.So over the weekend I started googling mocktails
because my husband and I are bothlike water gets really boring and at night
you want something to kind of complimentwhat your dinner is. All of them
are so sugary. If you want, like a mocktail, mohito, it's

(31:55):
you know, the simple I hatesimple syrup, even if if I'm in
a regular cocktail, I don't likesimple syrup. You know when it comes
to margaritea and I think you're thesame as my husband, it's you know,
tequila, lime, maybe a littlegove, no simple syrup. I
have the answer and it has changedmy life here right, so you know
what the mocktail is for me becauseyou know I don't want a ton of
sugar. Yep. First of all, before I tell you the secret weapon,

(32:19):
you can how do you feel aboutlike putting lemon or cucumber in your
water bottle? It's refreshing, Sothat works, right? Oh, and
I wanted to say this, thisis the longest regimen of antibiotics ever done.
So it's fourteen days, it's twoweeks, but you still can't drink
three days after because it's still inyour system, right, So it's a
seventeen days. So it's like,I want options on what to drink.

(32:43):
That's why I'm asking two options foryou that will not spike your blood sugar.
Monk fruit, yes, have youever done that? On keto?
Okay? Also Stevia. I don'tknow how I have stevia. Stevia.
I don't know how I feel aboutthat. I don't know if it's I
don't know if stevia is safe foryou. And the only reason I ask
at is because it comes in thosesame little packets as it comes from plants,

(33:04):
the pink struff and the yellow stuff. No, it's way better than
the pink or the yellow or whatever. I'm a stubby fan. So the
reason I love monk fruit sugar isit doesn't spike your insulin or your razor
blood sugars at all, right,And so I put it in my tarioki
sauce. I use it for mycocktails. It's hard to make a simple
syrup out of it because if youif it sits around for too long,

(33:28):
it will crystallize up. The stevier, the monk fruit, the monk fruit.
But I have found that to bea godsend because I've watched and I'm
not a doctor, but I've watchedactual You know, I follow these accounts
because I do have diabetes. Theseguys who will eat things and then check
their blood sugar and see how itspikes, doesn't spike at all. Okay,
so you could have a really amazingmargarita and not even feel badly about

(33:50):
the sweetness. So you're saying you'renot giving me a mocktail to go to.
You're just saying, have some stevier monk fruit on hand, because
we already have stevy in the house. I thought you're going to actually give
me a mocktail for me what's calledthe Texas Ranch Water. But all that
is is soda water with a bunchof lime juice in it, right,
because the ranch water's tequila correct andyou just omit the tequila. I do

(34:10):
like that. Now, we alreadydo that. We're already do bubbly water
some limes or lemons. I justfeel like, and maybe I'm wrong,
maybe somebody's got a better power move. I feel like cocktails need a little
bit of sweetness. How do Iachieve that sweetness without spiking my blood sugar.
This is the most Grandpa conversation ever. No, but you're taking it

(34:31):
from the diabetes thing, and Iget that. My whole point is when
I googled mocktail recipes, because like, I'll go to restaurants and I'll have
a whole mocktail sheet, which isgreat. I'm not trying to get the
vibe of drinking an alcoholic drink.I just want something that tastes good and
is not water. And they're alsosugary. So find one that you like.

(34:52):
Grab some monkfruits, monk fruit sugarand put in half the amount of
sugar. That's not it though.It's not just the sugar. It's like
it's sugar, simple syrup, andthen this and then that. All the
ingredients come together, you know,like if you get a penia colada,
there's nothing redeeming about it. Sothey have mock pina coladas. I'm looking
for something like a I don't know, because I had Arnold Palmer's. We

(35:15):
were making those the last couple ofnights. But lemonade's got sugar in it,
and the tea's got caffeine, whichI don't want. So this is
you know, you see where I'mcoming from. Who's got it? Who's
got a post? Who just gota mocktail that they love? Hit us
up because I need to know talkback. We'll put a post up on the
Marcus and Corey Instagram and Facebook andyou can also leave it talk back that

(35:37):
little red microphone on the iHeart radioapp. I know somebody's got the silver
bullet? Is that? No?Not to be offensive, dude, I'm
already in on the monk fruit inthe steadia. I want the actual recipe.
I want a cocktail mocktail? OhI don't have that? Yeah,
so you we should go. ApparentlyI wasn't listening to you. Oh really,
shocked face. We're gonna check what'strending at seven fifty. What do

(35:59):
you have? Would you like tobe a Taylor Swift tour guide in New
York City? Exciting? This iswhere you'd walk around and show people special
Taylor Swift spots and you have toeducate them about it. That and more
coming up at seven fifty Between nowand then within the next ten minutes,
your tickets for outside lance, sostay with us will tell you exactly when
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(36:21):
It's Marcus and Corey about to giveup those tickets for Outside Lance two single
day passes. Momentarily, we gotto take a call real quick. We've
been talking about non alcoholic mocktails becauseCorey is bored of drinking water right now.
You can't drink for another ten days. Yes on these antibiotics, you
know, And it's fine. Ithink the funny thing is everyone gives me

(36:42):
such a hard time about being,you know, as you love to go
out and show over shard. I'mtotally fine. I know you're well.
We're trying to move forward as faras like I know, mocktails are big
right now, and I know everybody'sgot an idea. We're getting a call
bag of mooy manager boy logan fromHollister. What's up, Logan, what's
up? Man? Hey Corey,Corey drink, I got you, I
got you. So I'm in theprocess of losing weight. I was.

(37:04):
I'm a big beer nerd, andso I stopped drinking beer during the week,
and so in order to cut downon the alcohol and lose weight.
Super simple, because ice in aglass Pellegrino and two limes and it is
super delicious, or you do lemon. My husband does that as well.
He likes the bubbly water with thelimes insanely good and it fills you up
too, so you don't feel likeyou're just or just drinking a bunch of

(37:25):
random ass water. Yeah, here'swhat I know about Logan. He's he
lives in Hollister, he drives abig old truck, and I think he's
in construction. Of course he drinksbeer. Don't stereotype now, Logan.
Let me ask you. When you'reat a house party in Hollister and somebody
pulls out a twenty four of CoresLight, where do you go at that
point? Like I'm looking for theI'm looking for the bourbon. Are you

(37:46):
allowed to live in Hollister if youdon't drink cores Light? I mean,
I'm from Salinas. It's basically,you know, it's our national light,
It's our national drink. I wouldsay, more like Rainier or cow's banquet.
Don't you get fancy on me?Are you start old fashions? All
about the old fashion for me?Love it dude. Thanks for checking in,

(38:06):
y'all, Have a good day.Keep the ideas coming in on the
talk back that little red microphone onthe iHeartRadio app. A right, let's
give up these tickets. Okay.Two single day Outside Lands tickets happening August
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No, mars is Star one onone three. It's Marcus and Corey.

(38:27):
We got to get a winner rightnow. Hello morning, who's this
Where are you calling from? Itis Martin from Oakland, California. My
dude, you're going to Outside Lands, all right? Got those tickets?
What are you doing right now?But let's go on at work. I'm
a catering chef. Oh what's yourspecialty? Hey, I'm doing some pacutta's
right now, cutting them up forKia red. Yeah, fortcha is this

(38:49):
homemade for kutsa? Yes? Yes? And the bakery speak slower. Our
food is our love language, lovelanguage? YEA good? Right? Yeah,
bro ay, we'll get you setup. We're outside Lance. You're
going appreciate you having us on thismorning. He thanks for having me.
It's time for good news with Marcusand Corey. Please go. Sometimes all

(39:13):
you need is one a good thoughtto make it a great day. So
let's do this. It's good newson start one O one three law before
we start. If you want towin outside Lands tickets more tomorrow morning right
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Let's see good news brought to youby Shreating Company, Luxury time Pieces,
fine designers, lawless diamonds. Gofor Corey. Oakland is moving forward

(39:37):
to plans to rename an intersection afterfamed martial artist and actor Bruce Lee.
I saw this. It's going tobe the intersection of Garnett Street and Broadway.
This is where he opened his martialarts studio in nineteen sixty five.
It will be renamed Bruce Lee Way. One of the council members is adopting
a resolution to do the renaming ofthe intersection, and they'll also put a

(39:58):
commemorative plaque in his honor. Verycool. I do think this is really
cool. He was born in SanFrancisco but raised in Hong Kong, famous
for his martial arts talent. Inhis fight against racist portrayals of Asians on
big and small screens in the sixtiesand the seventies. Sadly, he passed
away when he was thirty two.I have been to his grave in Seattle.
Have you really? M M,it's really amazing. He was a

(40:21):
boss, So that's really cool.That's pretty cool. Way nice, all
right? Seven forty four. We'llcheck what's trending next. What do you
have? Would you like to bea tour guy in New York City?
And what you would do is takepeople on a tour of Taylor Swift's favorite
haunts in the Big Apple. Yes, let's get into that. We'll talk
about that and more. Get youcaught up after Benson boone. This is
called Beautiful Things. It's Star oneO one three, Good Morning, Star

(40:43):
one on one three. It's Marcusand Corey with Natalie Ambrillia and Torn seven
fifty one. Let's get caught up. What I talking about? It's what's
trending on Star one O one three. What's happening in entertainment news, the
biggest stories of the day and everythingpeople are talking about today in the Babe,
Instagram's testing out a new feature whereads can't be skipped. The social

(41:05):
media platform is rolling out quote adbreaks, which makes users watch an advertisement
before they continue browsing their feed.Already hate it. I don't like it.
Ah wait, hold on, Iwas about to say lame hate it.
But you know what, and Idon't look at Instagram like as much
as some other people do. Butmaybe it'll make people look even less.
I know it would make me lookless because that's annoying. I don't want

(41:27):
to see it. So you knowwhat, glass half full. I like
this idea. It's gonna make melook even less, which is a good
thing. The marketing department at Metasat in a meeting and said they're going
to want to watch the videos eitherway. I think we can push a
thirty second commercial through and they'll stillstand by for content. Now, this
is what they said in the meeting, says they're always looking at ways to
drive value for advertisers. Oh yeah, what, you're not trying to improve

(41:51):
the user Yah No, they're herefor the money. Now they're saying they
don't know how long they're going totest it, so it's not for sure
permanent. They're testing it. Prime'sdoing it too. Even if you have
streaming of Prime and you've got amovie that is available. You have to
watch an out at the front,and I don't like it. At least
it's not in the middle. Yeah, but I don't like it. What
am I paying for? Are youguys saying big tech doesn't care about us?

(42:14):
Wait a minute, do hit thebathroom or like you know, grab
a snack while the commercial play?So it's not enough time though it's only
thirty seconds. I share a protip last hour with Corey. If you
go on YouTube and you know thatthe commercial, the pre roll commercial,
if you hit the back button onyour browser and then hit forward, the
commercial disappears. How did you figurethat out? I don't know. I
poke around. You're welcome, Thankyou, Jason Sure. This one's her

(42:37):
Swifties in New York City walking tourcompany is hiring tours the Big Apple and
it's inspired by Taylor Swift songs.You Get Your Guide. It's called get
Your Guide dot com and it offersa job taking visitors to her favorite spots
like the high Line. She sungabout that, a dive bar on the
east Side, the West Village.Now. She used to live at twenty

(42:57):
three Cornelia Street. She doesn't anymore, but she sings about it. You
could also catch her at the WaverleyInn, the members only Club zero Bond
to the bus Stop Cafe. Theymight stop at NYU because she picked up
an honorary doctorate in Fine arts there. So get your resume together if you
want to do some walking tours.Also in Swifty News, Lady Gaga has
when dealing with pregnancy rumors after aphoto showed her with a potential baby bomp,

(43:20):
Taylor Swift stepped in. She said, can we all agree that's invasive
and irresponsible to comment on a woman'sbody. Gaga doesn't owe anyone an explanation,
and neither does any woman. That'swhat she commented on Gaga's TikTok.
You go girl, because she's dealingwith it too. You know. Every
time she's like a big meal andthen steps out with Travis Kelsey, they're
like, Oh, people want tomanifest it. That's the thing. I
just leave my ovaries alone. Guyfrom Massachusetts got stopped by the TSA,

(43:45):
but it wasn't for anything threatening.His name is Joel. He's a member
of a professional Irish dancing show.It's called a Taste of Ireland. He
was traveling. When the group madeits first stop in Minnesota, now Austin
Minnesota, that's the home to theSpam Musium. Well, he couldn't get
there in time, but a womandoing costumes for the troop wanted to bring
a little slice of heaven, soshe brought him a suitcase full of the

(44:08):
canned meat. A full suitcase ofcanned meat spam. Well, when they
got to the airport, the spammade his suitcase overweight, so he put
it in his carry on. Hegot pulled aside because they referred to it
as contraband because it was so heavyand all they saw was metal and the
metal detectors, so they're like,all right, you gotta come to the
side. And then once they openedit up and realized it was spam,

(44:28):
everything had a good laugh. Andthe video's funny because he's like, I'm
so embarrassed. They just keep spam. They lay it all out. We
put that up. Yeah, sure, I love that. I didn't realize
there was a video, but itjust speaks to me on so many levels
because I'm Irish, I like spam. I've lived in Middlesa and yet I've
never tried spam. You just saidyou like spam. I like the idea

(44:51):
of spam. You like the ideaof spam. I want to try it.
It's just never been I know.It's a huge winan thing of Coursey's
mad at me because we we madespam with Soubies at my house, which
is the spam wrapped in the seaweedwith the rice, and I didn't bring
her any. The reason is they'reso delicious. The girls ate them all.
I wouldn't say that I'm mad.You say I'm mad we ate them
all. I'm not mad about anything. I'm disappointed because you promised these months

(45:13):
ago. And also today is infact our two year anniversary of doing this
show, and I forgot. AndI've actually got comments on my socials from
people going, hey, ngrats,we'll separate tomorrow. Yeah, you sure
you're not going to come in tomorrow? Good? Can we celebrate Monday.
I have a gift for you.I have a gift for you. Just
forgot it. Happy anniversary. You'rechecking the tracking right now or two.

(45:38):
The heat wave in the Bay willbe subsiding, thankfully, especially for those
of you Inland now. It's goingto still be highs in the nineties.
However, not as No. Three, no triple digits. How hot did
they get for you, Jason yesterdayeighty one? Terrible. Yeah it felt
hot though, yeah, like westayed inside our house is pretty shaded.

(46:00):
It felt good. Apparently it's goingto be a glorious weekend and then early
next week is also going to beawesome. So get set for that.
That's pretty exciting. Today we rememberthe D Day in Normandy, when Allied
troops stormed the beaches of Normandy inFrance that tried to end the German occupation.
It was a turning point in thewar. I saw the celebrations going
on this morning, all the remembrances. President is in France right now.

(46:22):
The youngest members of World War Twoveterans are ninety six. Wow, so
there are a lot of guys therethat were over one hundred. They are
saying this may be the last timethat they can kind of memorialize in person.
It was one hundred and sixty thousandAllied troops hit the beaches, and
I was blew my mind with theidea even before they left that eighty percent

(46:44):
of them probably wouldn't survive. Prettynuts. So if you know a veteran,
especially World War two, thank them, and we were remembering today D
Day. This is frightening news asReesis is introducing mega sized jumbo cups.
Did you see this, Jason.I haven't seen the picture, but I

(47:04):
remember earlier you were giving me thestats on it. Pretty impressive. So
I adore Reese's peanut butter cups.It is my favorite thing. But this
is the equivalent. This new jumbocup is the equivalent of four king size
cups, which are twice as bigas regular cups if you're technically eight packs
of the regular If you do themath, one jumbo cup is eight regular

(47:27):
sized Reese's Peanut butter cups, sotechnically four packs because you get two.
Ny needs to sit down and eatthose. See. I Actually, if
I'm gonna do a Reese's cup,I'll do those little, fun sized,
tiny ones just to keep myself fromgoing off the rails. But if I'm
being completely honest with you, becausemy husband loves the Reese's cups, and
we'll get the minis and it'll stickthem in the freezer, I prefer Reesis
pieces. Ah See, now I'mjudging you. I wasn't judging you earlier,

(47:47):
but now I'm judging you were judgingme earlier. You've been judging me
since five point fifteen. I thinkyou bet since twenty twenty two. At
any rate. The Jumbo cup.The last time I got to thing right
around that size was one of theseKing cups. I had to cut it
in slices and repack it. Youknow. Every once and while, my
husband will bring me a cupcake home, and they're enormous, so I have

(48:08):
to slice them into pieces. Ijust when they get that big. There's
no points too much. Did youknow there's a Reese's Cup with Carmel in
it? Now? Did not needto know that? iHeartRadio Music Festival presented
by Capital One is coming weekend ofSeptember twentieth in Vegas. Ready for Camilla,
Cobeo, Josier Doja, kat Quen, Stefani, Keith, Urban,

(48:28):
New Kids, Paramore and more.All the ticket information is up a link
in bio on the Marcus and CoreyInstagram. It will be on Hulu.
Don't miss out catch what's trending everyweekday morning on the fifties. That's at
six fifty seven fifty eight fifty amand connect now with the Marcus and Corey
socials and blogs. That's at oneO one three dot com. Well variety

(48:51):
from the two thousands, the nineties, and today it's Star one on one
three. It's Marcus and Corey andit is time to win four packet tickets
to California's Great America, where youcan check out at South Bay Shores Waterpark,
the perfect family destination to cool offduring the summer. Get more Influenceagreatamerica
dot com. It's called what YouKnow About That. That's the trivia game.
Let's meet our contestants in milpitas wehave Ali. Good morning, Ali,

(49:13):
Good morning. We'll take it intothe tri valley and say how to
your opponent. Sharda is on thephone in San Ramon, Hi, Sharda,
good morning, Good luck to youboth. The game's super simple.
It's five trivia questions, fifty secondsto answer them all. Each person's going
to be asked separately with their opponenton hold. Whoever gets the most right
answers wins. If you don't knowan answer, you yell out pass.
We'll come back to the question ifwe have time left. Okay, everybody

(49:35):
play along at Homer in the car. Here we go, Charda goes on
holding san Ramon, and we startwith Ali in Milpitis. What is the
planet closest to the sun, Mercury? What is the name of a shape
with five sides a pentagon? Howmany months have thirty one days? How

(50:01):
many months? Uh? Uh?Did you want to pass her? Eight?
Okay? What is the tallest mountainon Earth? Mountain Everest? A

(50:21):
five k race? Is roughly howmany miles? Two and a half miles?
All right? Ali goes on holdingMilpites, and we pick up Sharda
in San Ramon. Hey, Sharida, Hi there? What is the planet
closest to the sun? Pass?What is the name of a shape with

(50:45):
five sides? The shape I've packedit on? How many months have thirty
one days? Sick? What isthe tallest mountain on Earth? Mount Everest?

(51:10):
A five k race? Is roughlyhow many miles? Uh? Three
point one? Going back to numberone, what is the planet closest to
the sun? Mercury? Okay,hand answer for everything. We bring back
Ali and Milpitis and see how shedid against Sharida and san Ramon. Question

(51:30):
number one? What is the planetclosest to the sun, Ali said,
Mercury. Sharda said Mercury. It'smercury. What is the name of a
shape with five sides? Both Aliand Sharda said Pentagon. It's Pentagon.
How many months have thirty one days? Ali said eight? Sharda said six,
it's actually seven. What is thetallest mountain on Earth? Ali said

(51:51):
Everest? Sharda said Everest. It'sEverest. Are we tied right now?
Yes? We are finally five kraces roughly? How many miles? Ali
said two and a half. Shardasaid three point one. It is three
point one. Our winner is ShardaSharta, You're going to Great America.
Thank you, thank you. Welove listening to you both in the morning.

(52:12):
Oh you're the best. Ali,You're getting that. Marcus and Corey
Chip, thank you. Play againwith us weekday mornings at eight o five
am. Once you know about thatOn Star on three more variety from the
two thousands, the nineties, andtoday it's Star one on one three.
It's Marcus and Corey. It's eightnineteen, good morning. Hello. So
we have a fresh content posted onthe Marcus and Corey Instagram. It is

(52:36):
a handmade sign that Corey made andwe're wondering if it's bougie or Karen esque?
Is it Karen esk or is itappropriate? I actually did this before.
So I have a ring doorbell soI know when you're there. You
don't have to ring the doorbell,because I already know somebody's there, especially
if it's a package and you're justgonna leave it. So I made this

(53:00):
sign because when you ring the doorbell, my dog's go nuts and I have
three, and once they get going, then that's the afternoon. Any little
noise, any whatever, and thenthey fire each other up, and then
you hear me and then they rememberthat they hate each other and they go
at it. No, they don'thate each other, they're just they at

(53:22):
each other up. You get toomany outs in your house. So I
made this sign and it says,HI, please don't ring bell unless it
is an emergency or wine. AndI say wine because we get deliveries.
We have a couple of wine clubsand you've got a sign for them,
so definitely ring if it's something necessary. And last night a delivery person came

(53:42):
did not ring the doorbell, andall as well a breakthrough. Yeah,
I didn't realize your sign was grammaticallyincorrect, though, How is it your
dad, being a journalism guy,would not be pleased. Please don't ring
bell? Shouldn't it be please don'tring the bell? Or am I off
on that? I don't know.I was just trying to save room.

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It's more about economy of space.So I could draw a cute little wine
bottle that looks very phallic and noton purpose spatial economy for a phallic wine
bottle. For the witn that doeslook phallic? Wow, do be a
wine bottle? Somebody go look atthat? Well, look at my little
vineyard grapes. Yeah, those arecute. Thanks. I had a little
fun with it, so I didn'tseem like a Karen going ring my doorbell?

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Comments thus far, Uh what's yourname? My name's Corey. No,
Lisa says, I totally get this. It's absolute mayhem if our doorbell
rings both dogs, but especially ourGerman shepherd. Luckily now I live on
twenty acres. It's very rule.This doesn't happen anymore. It sounds like
a thing. To go to herhouse. Somebody said to me that they

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made a sign that said please don'tring bell, knock, baby is sleeping,
And then she said, I don'thave a baby. Uh, there's
another one here. Someone might justbring you wine as an incentive to solicit
look out. Thank you, Jing, thank you for the comment. You
know what, I still wouldn't openthe door, even if you're bribing me

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with wine. I'm still not goingto open the door. And Karen wrote
something I can't repeat in its entirety. She says, I've seen both a
sign and a dormat that says donot ring doorbell. Dogs will bark,
I will yell, stuff will getreal. That's what you need. You
need that doormat. Thank you,Karen, you made my day. Oh
my Oh, her name is Karen. That's hilarious because the question is might

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being a Karen, But most ofthe comments are saying, I'm not imported
Karen, You're not a Karen.I'm trying to actually be nice to my
neighbors by not getting my dogs going. And we established the last time we
talked about this a couple hours ago, that if I just showed up at
your door unsolicited, without warning,you would not answer Nope. You would
see me, and you would youwould wonder what kind of no good I

(55:50):
was up to. It would beno good because it was something serious or
important. You would call her text. You wouldn't just show up showing up
as Shenanigans. I know you,you legit wouldn't answer the door. No,
this hurts my feelings. You don'tknow if I'm home or not.
What if your car's in the driveway, it wouldn't be We don't park in

(56:12):
the driveway because it's weird to methe sidewalk. If you showed up in
half Moon Bay, i'd answer thedoor. Yeah, but your house is
like an open door policy. You'vegot people in and out all the time.
All right, never mind. IfI established with you that I don't
like Poppins and I will not answerthe door, and then you show up
just to be silly. But it'sme, okay, I need to move

(56:32):
past this. How about this?How about this? What do you think
would happen if you showed up atJason's house unannounced? He wouldn't answer the
door, he exactly. In fact, he would go so far as to
click into his ring and tell meto go away. Uh huh. I
wouldn't do that. You guys arerude. No, we're not. You're
rude showing up und all right,little miss Percy Pants eight twenty three.

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There is a picture of the Handmad'ssign. Nice work, by the way,
it's not that on my best wordCorey Instagram. Uh go check that
out, give it a follow.We're gonna check what's trending next. What
do you have? Would you liketo be a tour guide for a Taylor's
Swift tour in New York City?Yes, get into that in more than
eight fifty. And then a reminderone hour from now your trip to the

(57:16):
iHeartRadio Music Festival. We've been talkingabout it. We're gonna get you set
up at nine to twenty five.So Brand Carpenter and a feather Star one
on one three It's Marcus and Coreyhard hitting topics this morning, some heavy
journalism. We've been discussing the differencesbetween Reese's pieces, Reese's peanut butter cups
and the brand new Reese's super fragilisticsize, which is actually so it's one

(57:40):
cup, but it's the equivalent ofeight regular sized cups. So my head
is exploding because I love these things. But that just sounds like a lot.
And we were getting a talk backmorning Marcus and Corey. Yo,
Marcus, it's Teresa. Listen Reese'speanut butter cups are my absolute favorite,
and Corey I do like Reese's piecesas well. However, if you have

(58:00):
not tried the big cup with potatochips, do that it is phenomenal.
The one with the carameunt not sogreat. Anyway, y'all have a great
day. Threece always checking in.I know what she means that the saltine
the sweet. How does one comeup with this combo? Are you?
Are you sober when you're like,hey, you know, we'll go great

(58:21):
with this some potato chips. Haven'tyou ever head like a puppy chow or
what's a puppy chow? Puppy chowis like so like you know, rice
checks mix, except this is withpowdered sugar and chocolate with no haven't you
ever like pretzels chocolate and like it? Pretty sure my endocrinologists would be upset.
Well, there's that, But it'sthe saltine's the sweet. It's it's

(58:44):
that's all it is. Let's justruminate on that for a second. Reese's
peanut butter cups and potato chips.I'm not mad at it. Somebody's gonna
try I'm not mad at it eitherno anyway pro tips on this show.
That's it. We got good news. Next hang out, it's snow patrol
and chasing cars. It's it's timefor good news with Marcus and Corey good

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Sometimes all you need is one agood thought to make it a great day.
So let's do this. It's goodnews on Star one one three.
So we gave a good news twicein the morning, just trying to brighten
your day a little bit. Someawesome happening in Oakland today, soon soon,
And this is neat because this isthe second good news story out of
Oakland in a week now. Ithasn't officially right been they're going to vote

(59:30):
on it, but it's been movedforward, okay. The resolution to do
this as a move forward, whichis they're moving to plan to rename an
intersection after famed martial artist and actorBruce Lee. I love it. It's
going to be the intersection of GarnettStreet and Broadway and that's where Lee opened
his martial arts studio in nineteen sixtyfive, so it will be renamed Bruce
Lee Way. One of the councilmembers is adopting a resolution to rename the

(59:52):
intersection and also they're going to putin a commemorative plaque in his honor.
That's awesome. So they voted lastweek. The resolution moves forwards to Tuesday's
city City Council meeting and they're expectedto vote in favor of it. I
always forget about his ties to theBay because I think he was born in
San Francisco, right. He grewup in Hong Kong, but he was
born here, right. And youknow, he was known for his martial

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arts talent, his fight against racistportrayals of Asians on screen and small screens.
Sadly, he died at the ageof thirty two. It was an
allergic reaction to some medication painkillers,painkills. Do we know why he's buried
in Seattle though, that's a greatquestion because when I was living in Seattle,
I went and saw his grave.Ye. It's a beautiful cemetery in

(01:00:37):
a beautiful area, and it doesn'tmatter what day of the week it is,
there's always somebody there paying tributes.That's awesome. So he's going to
get his own intersection in Oakland.Yes, for Bruce Lee. There you
go, eight forty four. We'regoing to check what's trending next, what
do you have? Instagram is they'regoing to test it. It's not for
sure, but they're going to starthaving ads that you can't skip already yeah,

(01:01:00):
beta test over. Yeah, Ialready hate it. Get that and
more. Get you caught up.Coming up after Ca it's Star one on
one three, Good Morning, Starone on one three. It's Marcus and
Corey eight forty nine. Good morning. Is what I'm talking about. It's
what's trending on Star one one three, what's happening in entertainment news, the

(01:01:21):
biggest stories of the day and everythingpeople are talking about today in the babe,
Instagram is testing out a new featurewhere you can't skip ads. Hated,
Nope, Beta test over. Sothey're rolling out something called ad breaks
and it makes users watch an adbefore they can continue browsing their feed,
and the spokesperson for Meta says,the companies always look at ways to drive

(01:01:44):
value for our advertisers, never mindthe user experience. Thanks. So they're
just testing it right now. It'sbeing compared to the free version of YouTube,
or a commercial would come up inthe middle of a video. I
don't know how long they're testing it, but all these videos like Prime.
I have a Prime subscription, andyet now when I watch a movie that's
included, I still have to watchan ad at the very beginning. I

(01:02:05):
think the marketing and user experience departmentsliterally go, Okay, what will people
endure? What will they sit through? And I'll tell you what. I've
shared this in the last couple hours. You go to YouTube, you have
to watch that pre roll commercial.You can actually hit your browse button,
the back button, and then hitforward and the commercial disappears. I just
made me think of the airlines whenyou said what you said about how can
we make more money and do less. We're gonna make the seat smaller.

(01:02:30):
We're gonna start charging you for bags. Yeah, you know, how much
will people endure? You know whatI mean that I do have a social
media story to share really quick.As apparently Facebook is trying to also reinvent
itself, trying to lure more GenZ users. You know what, just
you know what, let the boomershave Facebook. You know it's gonna,

(01:02:52):
I mean, whatever happens, somebody'sgoing to become the facebooker and we're going
to come this. They were ata thing in New York City and they
says they hand it out pamphlets thatread, we are not your Mom's Facebook.
Well, first of all, youhanded it out pamphlets, so let's
just start there. Why don't youhave a QR code? But my favorite
stat was they were saying that onlythirty three percent of kids under seventeen us

(01:03:15):
Facebook. Only three percent use itdaily. That's crazy. I use it
for people in my life that Iknow are still on it, and I
also use it for work. Yeah, I mean, there's just so many
out there. If I got tobe posting on TikTok and Instagram and New
York City walking tours, there isgoing to be one inspired by Taylor Swift.

(01:03:36):
This place is called your Guide dotcom. It takes you on different
walking tours. Well, this oneis going to be Taylor Swift's favorite spots.
There's a highline which she sung about. That's a divebar on the east
side the West Village. She doesn'tlive at twenty three Cornelia Street anymore,
but she's sang about it. Youcould also see her at the Waiverle Inn,
the members only club, Zero Bond, and the bus Stop Cafe.

(01:03:57):
You might go to NYU because she'sgot an honorary doctor at the and Fine
Arts. So brush up your resume, send it to your guide dot com.
Sounds like fun. I'd like todo a walking tour. I just
don't know what of you mean tohost it? Host it? Yeah,
you mean something else where you canhold a microphone and yes, exactly that.
What if it was a walking foodtour of downtown Half Moon Bay?
Would anybody join me? No,it's fine. We end up at the

(01:04:20):
karaoke bar. Oh god, youand your karaoke so so, not only
do they have to listen to youas you do the tour, then they
get to listen to you scene.No, we're gonna eat, We're gonna
drink. Then we end up withcameras. I to pay for this?
Yeah, oh my god? Okay? AnyWho talking about Taylor Swift. Lady

(01:04:42):
Gaga has been dealing with pregnancy rumorsbecause there was a photo that went viral
showing a possible baby bump, andTaylor Swift stepped in and said, can
we all agree that it's invasive andirresponsible to comment on a woman's body?
Gaga doesn't know anyone an explanation,and neither does any woman, which I
love. That was on. Sheput that on Gaga's TikTok, because you
know what I've been through that.I was just gonna say, didn't you
endure some pregnancy rumors? Once Iwas at an event. Jeff and I

(01:05:04):
weren't even married. We were atan event and it was like this second
chance prom type of thing, andI was wearing this dress that client had
given me different radio station, veryunflattering dress, and I just happened to
hit the light just so, andthere you go. It's just pregnant.
No, I'm just out of shapeand this dress is terrible. And there's
a guy from Massachusetts who got stoppedby the TSA, but it wasn't for

(01:05:27):
anything threatening. His name is Joel. He's a member of it was first
Spam. What are you doing?I'll just give him the headline. Go
ahead, I like to build upa little bit. Just take it,
my false scout. I don't rememberthe story, Okay, then done interrupt.
Joe's a member of the professional Irishdancing show and it's called Taste of

(01:05:48):
Ireland. So they made their firststop in Minnesota, which is home to
the Spam Museum, and he lovesspam. But he didn't have time to
go, so one of the peoplehe was traveling with got him a suitcase
full of the canned meat and whenthey went to fly, the spam made
his suitcase too heavy, so readyto put in his carry on and that's
when TSA said, uhh, somethinggoing on here, a lot of metal

(01:06:10):
in that case. We need toknow what's happening if that's contraband, And
then they open it up and everybodylaughs. And the cute thing is Joel's
from Hawaii, which you know,Spam's very popular. The video is hilarious.
You gotta go to the Marcus andCorey instagram because it's nothing. They're
pulling nothing but spam out to Corey'spoint and he is mortified. Yeah,
he's very embarrassed. Yeah uh ooh. Also pro tip, thank you to

(01:06:34):
call me by my real name onInstagram who commented that spam Tossino is fire.
We use that for Masubi's instead ofregular spam. Love it. What's
the difference? Uh, Spam Toosinohave made a little bit more of a
bake any flavor, and I thinkI think it comes with soy sauce too.
Nice's already soy sauce. Um let'skeep it on the food tip for

(01:06:55):
a second. Reesis is introducing themega sized jumbo cup, and I don't
know how I feel about it,And I'm actually scared. I'm scared for
humanity. I love Reese's peanut buttercups. Shout out to our listener Teresa,
who recommended Reese's peanut butter cups andpotato chips, which is a combo
I will try. But these megasizedjumbo cups are the size of eight regular

(01:07:15):
Reesis cups. Wow, I hobodyneeds to eat that. Yeah, but
I put it in the freezer anddo it in chunks, but nobody will
do that. You open it upand you eat it. I can't do
a whole thing. I can't doa whole Reese's cup regular scary, but
also where can I get one?Yeah? Exactly. The heat wave in
the bay will be subsiding, soit's not going to be as warm as
it's been the last couple of days, thank goodness. If you are coming

(01:07:40):
to the coast and coming to thebeach, there is also a heavy surf
advisory, so please be careful,Please stay out of the water. The
surf's going to be eight to fifteenfeet and that advisory is an effect until
eight o'clock tonight, so please beaware. Today we remember D Day in
Normandy. This was the battle thatchanged the tide of World War two,
twelve Allied nations, about one hundredand sixty thousand troops storming the beaches in

(01:08:04):
Normandy. The crazy part is theyknew going in that eighty percent of them
may not survive. These were someof the bravest people I've ever read about
heard about. They were celebrating themtoday in France, and the youngest World
War Two veterans are like ninety six, so they were saying this might be

(01:08:24):
the last year. But anyway,today is that day. Please remember pro
tip Tomorrow is National Donut Day.Tomorrow, yes tomorrow. Just want to
get everybody primed for tomorrow morning becausethere are going to be deals that we're
going to tell you about. Youknow, Krispy Kreme is going to be
rolling out some plugs of course,who knows, but just want to put
that on your radar for Manyana NationalDonut Day. Don't forget the iHeartRadio Music

(01:08:47):
Festival presented by Capitol One, comingto Vegas weekend of September twentieth, New
Kids, Gwen Stefani, Paramore,Hosier, Dojakat Camilla Cabo and more.
The pre sale is going to bepopping off for Capital one users because it
is presented by Capital One. Ina few days. Get all that information
on our Instagram in the bio,everything you need to know and get ready

(01:09:12):
to win your trip coming up thismorning at nine to twenty five cats.
What's trending every weekday morning on thefifties. That's at six fifty seven eight
fifty am. And connect now withthe Marcus and Corey socials and blogs that's
at one O one three dot com. I like it. That's a good
song, Ariana Grande. We can'tbe friends star one on one three.

(01:09:32):
It's Marcus and Corey. A reminderthat we will have your chance to get
to the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Justannounced huge lineup going to be in Vegas
mid September. Information and a freetrip coming up in less than three minutes.
Got to get back to Corey's issue. It's not an issue, No,
it's an issue. No, I'mjust curious. She's in a moment

(01:09:54):
in time where and we all gothrough this and you're on a regiment of
antibiotics. Yeah, you can't drinknow for seventeen days. Yeah, and
you're just board of water. Youdon't need liquor, but you're bored of
water so well. And I've runinto this even when I'm not looking for
an alcoholic drink, Like I drinkwater all day. I didn't realize how
much water I drank, And allof a sudden, you know, dinner

(01:10:15):
time comes around and you want tocompliment your dinner with something that's not water,
and you want more than like cucumberwater or lemon water. Well,
so I googled mocktails this week outbecause they're a huge thing. Like you
go to a restaurant, there's cocktails, then there's mocktails. Big now,
and I realized there's just it's allfluffy, sugary things. I want just
something flavorful to compliment my meal thatisn't water. Is an alcoholic is in

(01:10:41):
a soda. And you don't likethe idea of just subbing in monk fruit
sugar because it doesn't spike your bloodsugar. I'm not about this. This
isn't about sweetness for me. It'smore about sugar. Like I want to
make these mocktails, there are justa lot of the ingredients are like simple
syrup, sugar. I want something, you know, a mohito that doesn't
involve I mean, I guess Icould make a mock do a moito with
a light monk fruit sugar syrup andit would be delicious. Got stebvy at

(01:11:06):
home? Stebvy is great? Yeah, I have that because scientifically, here's
the issue. Cocktail is literally abalancing act between like whatever the liquor is,
sugar, bitter, sometimes sour.When you take away the sweet,
now you're disrupting the order of theuniverse. That's why I'm struggling. But

(01:11:27):
just like, for like an exampleof a mocktail recipe, you know,
there's frozen apple margaritas. That's fine, but like all the ingredients are so
intense. That's a that's a lot. Yeah, I mean, you know,
cranberry sangria, and so there's allkinds of ingredients that you're like,
oh God, first of all,this sounds like a lot of work.

(01:11:47):
I just want something different. I'vegot something for you, Okay. I
just thought of something else, AndI think there is a place in the
faery building that has a ton ofthese bitters and soda. I don't like
bitters. You don't like bitters atall. If you tried them all,
there were not so many. Imean, I could give it a shot.
I could give it a shot.I don't. I'm sorry. That's
my computer just apparently wants to giveme a soundtrack to my life. Let

(01:12:13):
me give you one example. Thisis shush. This is a strawberry drink,
a cranberry synreia. Sorry, okay, you need pineapple, orange passion,
fru cranberry juice, ginger beer,mint leaves, pomegranate seeds. I
don't want to make a meal.That's somebody I didn't ask for a fruit

(01:12:34):
play. You know who else isreally good at making cockcraft cocktails? I
just realized our new boss, TravisIcebreaker. Get into his office and you
ask him all about it. Okay, but also bitters and soda, don't
don't crap? Well, I gotto go explore the different types of bitters,
because any like soda. Water's great. I there some lime in there.

(01:12:56):
We're good to go. But checkthis out. Okay, here's another
one of the no mohito. Okay, we have to go. Okakay,
sugar watermelon limes, soda water,fresh mint cast or sugar grated lime,
rind ice cubes. I'd rather makecupcakes at this point. That's not a
job, that's an adventure. Yeah. I should be getting paid for this,

(01:13:17):
all right, favorite mocktail. Makeit simple, leave us a talk
back the little red microphone on theiHeartRadio app. Let's get into Vegas and
you and the iHeartRadio Music Festival.Here we go.