Crocodile Tears Over a Commuter Bike

NYC clown freaks out, screams "Help!" and fake cries... over a commuter bike? Looks like you won't be able to get a job anymore cause of all this.

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Straight clown. I had a standup for this one, um, because
I hate people, and Sarah JaneKami Comrie, you're one of those people.
Today. She is the clown ofthe day, a nurse or interim

(00:23):
nurse over there at Bellevue Hospital onthe East Coast. I don't know what
got in this woman's spirit. Shewalked up to these young men who were,
you know, paying for a citybike to jump on and ride around.
It was a young man and acouple of his friends. He had
already paid for the bike. Sheruns up, puts her hands on the
handlebar and thought she was gonna walkaway with the gosh damn bike. And

(00:44):
dude was like, hold on,what are you doing. Stop trying to
grab my bike. Before you knewit, this woman, Sarah the clown,
starts dropping crocodile tears of crowd formsthe white people against the people of
color. It just turned into anugly situation because this full one to go
ahead and act crazy someday. Yeah, and when she started dropping those white
tears there signed you the crowd startedpaying attention, wondering what the hell was

(01:06):
going on. And the next thingyou know, the young brothers sitting there
like, what do you mean,bro? And she just crying over please
please please have this is my mancame over and was like, hey,
guys, what's going on, Let'ssettle down whatever, and he's like,

(01:29):
I just paid for this bike andshe's over here trying to take it.
Obviously, they didn't believe exactly whatwas going down and didn't get violent.
But at the same time, Sarah, we got into your spirit that day
that you decided to try to eitherget these people arrested just pick on these
young men of color made no sense. The hospital had to go ahead and
drop a statement they said, wehave recently become aware of the incident that

(01:51):
occurred right off of our campus involvingone of our employees. We are so
sorry that this happened, and weare definitely you know New Yorkers who are
who have dignity and are culturally sensitivebecause they like, we got to separate
ourselves. Because this woman out herelooking cramp I don't know if she broke
or like, I don't understand.One of the people from convinced her to
go get another bike, and shefinally did. Clown of the day clown,

(02:14):
a clown guy, clown clowns allday, clown man, a clown.
If that thing would have gotten violent, I wonder how she would have
felt about that, because you wantto act like a clown someday just off
of a city bike. Well,i'm gonna tell you right about now,
it looks like she's gonna be difficultfor her to continue to find a job.
Your face is all over the place, girl, acting whatever you were

(02:36):
acting. You know, I don'teven know if there's a name for that
besides clown of the day. Yeah,