DO NOT DO THIS at the Happiest Place on Earth Please!

You've got some serious problems if you can't even make it through the first photo op at Disney!

Episode Transcript

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Straight point. We got two specificunnamed clowns of the day that are getting
the clown crown today. But I'mgonna set the move for you because you're
walking up through the quad area right, and this is a Disney World.

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You head it up to the gatesright, you scan either your ticket on
your phone or your actual paper ticket, and you're headed into one of the
happiest places on the planet. Youlook over and put your ears on.
You're looking at either the Mickey orthe hundred anniversary sign that's right there in
the grass in front of you beforeyou enter the park, and then you

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feel a punch to the left sideof your face, and then it all
goes crazy. Uh there. Apparentlysome clown was upset that another family was
getting in front of the hundred anniversarysign over there at Disney World, and
so they were trying to figure outwho could go for, who was there
first whatever. Before you know it, the two men I guess that we're

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with either family started to get intoit. Before you knew it, they
were on the ground rolling around.Then the women jumped into the brawl and
started punching each other, trying tothrow each other across the park. Obviously,
the people at the park ain't havingthat jebus b It was fists and
ray bands flying everywhere, sign ofjail going head shots right in front of

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that one hundred years of wonder.Now you know what's the crazy thought?
How about everybody just stand and waitthere, turn to take a photo.
It's a boto because we didn't spitthousands of dollars to get these damn kids
in here. Y'all cain't even makingfive steps in the park. Luckily only
two people were banned for life.Oh god, from the park and ever
coming in there, because you justcompletely ruin everybody's good time. You hadn't

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even made it into the park yetyou're at the front where the signing is
to take a picture. Can youimagine those poor babies crying back to the
car. If all of them hadto leave, it would be so sad.
But they only banned a couple folks. I'm figuring it was a two
men that's started the braw. Kidsare still gonna be traumatized. They'll never
be able to look at it thesame. They're walking right in the park
like all right, dad, I'llsee you back in the hotel. Then

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a clown guy in a clowns forclowns all day, clown man a clown