The Wet Bandits Back at It?

Turns out the wet bandits aren't just from the classic film Home Alone... they are striking folks out in Oklahoma. For what reason, no freaking clue.

Episode Transcript

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Straight clowns six point one. Thewit mendants are the clowns of the day
today. May just be one person, but out there in Oklahoma, apparently
somebody is getting their kicks off ofgoing through neighborhoods and turning on people's outside

(00:23):
water fox it's biz. A lotof these houses got flooded out because people
weren't even home. They were doingit. Like Well, folks where I
worked, a couple of people whowere home were like, man, I
heard I heard the water come on, but I thought it was maybe something
inside. Meanwhile, they're outdoor waterfowce just going all over the place.
I mean, you know what I'mtalking about. One of these cats said,

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I had to ask my wife ifshe was the one to turn on
the water. We could hear itin the walls. She says, she
didn't do it, and I wentoutside and boom. It looked like niagaraphile.
Apparently this is their calling card.You did it again? Didn't he
left the water running? Didn't you? Harry? It's her calling card?
Where the way bandits? Oh mygod? Good? Why would this be
fun for someone? I don't understand. It's like people are just completely bored.

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Get a hobby, start knitting,go for a run, ride a
bike. You're gonna go in neighborhoodsand turn all people's facets and flood out
their house. It's ridiculous. It'spretty trash bro because let's keep in mind,
these are how homeowners who still gottapay their water bill, probably running
that thing up hundreds of hundreds ofdollars and causing water. Damn it.
Here's one of the residents. Ithink in the victims talking about what's the

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news, you see things that happento people when you're like, call it,
that's pretty weird, and you wouldeverything could happen to you. And
then I'm think they didn't causing damageto my house. But I'm sure some
people who look up the flooded yarda clown day, clown man, clown,

(01:48):
somebody's little badass. He would needa whooper. That's what it sounds
like. That's what it sounds like. That sounds like a young person who
just got their kicks off of floodingout people's yard. That's what that sounds
like. But it was a bunchof houses though they hidden everything moving.
They do whatever they can