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December 19, 2024 47 secs
A carpet layer misplaces his "smokes" and doesn't want the lady of the house to know. (Photo: Getty Images)
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he
lost his cigarettes on the middle of the room. He
saw what had happened under the carpet was a bump.
No sense pulling up the entire carpet again. For one
pack of smokes, he said to himself. So he proceeded
to get out his hammer and flatten the hump so

(00:22):
the lady wouldn't notice. As he was cleaning up, the
lady came in, she said, here, handing him his pack
of cigarettes. I found them in the hallway. By the way,
could you help me find my Gerbil? No animals were

(00:43):
hurts in that joke, Okay,
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