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It's the after show decompression session.Here's the bow Anna and Randy doing what
they do best, flapping their gums. And I rushed the button which says
time to flap our gums. Flapthem gums, y'all. Damn, I'm
pretty good. Glad, it's almostfried. I was asking y'all, y'all
you don't care about I know howy'all do it. I'm here, we
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look at it. Eight hours adamn day. Yeah, eight hours more,
that's right. I get here beforeyou do nine. But but we're
not here eight hours. So Iwas here ten hours yesterday. When you
get here at two o'clock? Yeah, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight nine ten. You were ten hours, dude,
every day? Down it again.Okay, all right, let's hear
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about this Texas list. Okay,well, here's the Ultimate Texas bucket list,
the thirty things you must experience inTexas, say thirty or thirty thirty.
Okay, So you guys, haveyou ever floated the Command River?
Yes? New Bronzels, Yeah,I have, so, Randy, you
need to do that. You needto do that, Randy san Antonio riverwalk,
Yes, oh yeah you did thatwas Rubro I did last year.
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Yeah, I like going the riverwhen I did that when I was a
kid, when I lived here,because in San Antono came out of the
river. He's a river rat.Visit the Alamo. Well, yeah,
when you're you're gonna be on theriver walk, you're gonna walk over to
the Alamo. Here's one that I'vedone. But I'm pretty sure neither one
of you has hike Enchanted Rock.No, I don't even know where Enchanted
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Rocks by Fredericksburg. Yes, yes, and it's beautiful. It's awesome.
Even my mom hiked Enchanted Rock likea mountain or something or yeah, it's
like a rock formation and it's likeall smooth. It's beautiful. Well you
ever been to Fredericksburg. I thinkI've driven through there something. That's some
great wineries one place, man,really, Yes, the restaurants are good.
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Oh yeah, that was good too. Okay, okay, So drink
on sixth Streets and yeah, yeahI have I've done that. Have you
thrown up on six Street? No? I hadn't thrown up because I try
to, you know, control myselfa little. For you. I can
tell when a big verp is comingup. That's the vomit and the burt
and you get a little little vomitin you. I've never heard it called.
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Yeah, I've drank and saw greatmusic on six Street. Yeah,
it's awesome. I love it.I actually tasted rattlesnake at Pecon Street Festival,
which was on sixth Streets. Yeah, but it doesn't have much meat
on it. It tastes okay,it's just just it tasted like chicken.
It did one and only time Iever had rattlesnake on six Streets. Attend
a rodeo, yes, I havetwo. Waito never, no, no,
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no, I've had I've been tothe rodeo at Mesquite. Okay,
well that counts of course. Visitthe fort Worst Stockyards absolutely, Yeah.
Time going to Billy Bob Pitt.Stop at Bucky's. What do you mean,
Yes, I've stopped in at buckyOh yeah. Yeah. When me
and ro Rod went to San Antonio, he loved that place. He got
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it. He started reading all aboutit and finding out about the bathrooms and
all that stuff. Did you getsome beaver bites? We did see.
He got him some Bucky's shirts andstuff. It was a good time.
Yeah. I love BUCkies. Visitthe check shop in West Absolutely, I
have never done. Guys, haven'tI passed by it? And I always
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want to stop. You're totally missingout. But I'm either on my way
to Austin or on my way home, and so I don't stop. That's
it's going to and from Austin.I just haven't stopped yet. I probably
have stopped every time I've gone through. Really well, I gotta do that.
Man. Leave it to Randy.He stopped at the check shop and
then he stopped it at BUCkies.Nothing but the best, Okay. Explore
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Greenhall in Texas, Oh yeah,never, I've been there. I love
it. I wasn't there when aband was playing, but I was walking
in there and had a couple ofisn't that the place where He's Easy Top
did? Yes? Did the Lagrangething? Yes, something's where they did
Little old band for Love, thelittle town of Green And I love Greenhall
and I have seen music there,especially when I lived in Santel. Michael
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Martin Murphy. Michael Martin Murphy.Yeah, mister wildflower, Yes, yes,
she'll be calling wold fire. Okay, uh that wild flower? No
wildfire, wild Flowers. The culttake a Blue bonnet photo. Speaking of
wild flowers, I did not.You've never taken a blue bontofunnel. I
think I did one time with myoldest daughter when she was a little baby.
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I'm scared of them snakes, andwell that's what I said. As
we were leaving, one of theguy said, you'll be careful, watch
out for him snakes. I said, okay, this is our last.
I've taken pictures of blue bonnets,but I've never been in the blue bonnets.
Does that count? No, youhave to be in. You can
take count you can take a set. What does it say, what does
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it take a blue bonnet photo?That means chelfy? Yeah, it does
mean that. I mean you couldanybody could take a picture of a blue
bonnet, but you gotta be inthe blue bonnet patch and you've taken one.
No, but you better watch outfor them snake. That's why I've
never done that, because I ain't. I always worry because you have to
pull over to the side of theroad. What if I, like get
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hit my car. Visit McDonald Exploratory. You guys heard that's where the big
telescope is. It's out in themiddle of nowhere. Is it like McDonald,
Douglas mc McDonald exploratory. Ronald McDonald. I met Ronald McDonald one time.
No, no, no, it'sit's Davis, Texas Fort Davis.
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That's out in West Texas's like betweenSan Antonio and El Paso. It's way
out in the middle of nowhere,so there's no lights and you can get
some really good stargaze in them.Okay, try some Bluebell ice cream.
Yeah, I want to try thatDoctor Pepper Float blue Bell that they just
came out with. Do they havea root beer float flavor? No?
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Give them time, Randy, givethem time. Can you make a call?
Yeah? Stuff, Yeah, becareful, we're trying to lure them
over. Bring us some doctor PepperFloat ice cream that's brand new from Blue
Belt. Okay, chow down ontex Max. He come on about five
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times a week about the first weekI was here yesterday. Okay, go
to stepping step. I can't step, not taking two steps at a time.
Growing up in course of Canna,you never too stepped, like at
a high school dance or anything.Now because you're a roger, not even
trying, not even down at thebowling alley. You know who really is
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good at that Debrah's brother Gary,Is that all right? He'd go out
to Billy Bobbs. He'll just dancecircles around to everybody. I could see
that. My ex boyfriend Oscar usedto always say, because he's from New
Jersey, we took him two stepin once and he goes, it looks
like they're on roller skates because they'removing backwards. Okay, I've been too
stepping. Randy and Bow have notno no visit the sixth Floor Museum and
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das Oh yeah with the cassette.Yes, me too. Excellent, it
was an excellent museum. Attend acollege football game, Yeah, I have
not. You have? You havenot attended a college football No. And
I've been wanting, like al togo to that unt stadium that's off the
freeway, that big a GOPI orsomething like that. Yeah, I've I
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saw opening game of the season lastyear at a state How was late SMU
and Smuki Shi? How was thefood? I didn't give me food?
Oh he I've seen ut so manytimes Southwest Texas State which is now Texas
State, the Bobcats. Wait aminute, I backed me up. What
I've been to a TCU game?With you. That's right. Yeah,
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I'm gonna say, didn't we goto all right, so you went to
a college. Okay. Visit theTexas State Capital building. The building I've
only seen it from afar. It'sbeautiful. What you got to do is
go up to the top and thenlook down. You go, damn wow.
You don't realize how now. I'venever done that. I've laid down
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on the floor and looked up.It's beautiful. And people say, Canton,
we gotta somebody passed out on thefloor here in the state capital.
After sixth streets smelled cruises underwear.I think she's gone auditory. What I
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pictured him in briefs? Oh god? Okay? Next, um swim in
Hamilton Pool. Never heard of it? What's Hamilton? Hamilton Pool is near
Austin. It's in Travis County andit's a beautiful swimming hole, like a
natural swimming hole with water. Isokay. I've never swam there, and
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you have to make reservations because it'sthat popular. You've never swum. I've
never swum there. What's the isit? Swam or swim? Didn't swam?
Swam? Swim? Did swam?I have swam with pigs though in
the Caribbean. Okay, explore NASAin Houston. I've been there one time.
I have not me, I've beenthere one time. No, I've
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passed by it on my way toGalveston. But I've never stopped at NASA.
Clayton was a little kid. Whenit's right down the street from Rix
Cabaret. From what I understand,right, Okay, they're Rix Cabaret.
Boy, I would have stopped there. He would not have stopped at NASA.
NASA gon have to wait. There'skiddies in front of me. Yeah.
The Rich Cabaret in South Houston.It's out the way. Oh,
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yes, I've seen it. It'son the Yeah. Okay, eat real
Texas barbecue. Absolutely, yeah,a day at the Texas State Fair,
all of us. Absolutely. Spendtime on Galveston Island. Oh yeah,
okay, check out Cadillac Ranch.I've never been to Cadillac Do when I
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drive by that whenever I come Yarden, if you're on six, if you're
on route, I think I didgo. It's in the Panhandle. Yeah,
I've seen pictures. I've never passedby style. I think I passed
by it on the way the thirtyyears ago when I first moved here.
Yeah, because I came the highI came. Wow. Yeah, I
think it's been there forever, hasn'tit. Oh yeah, it's been there
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for a while. Okay, takea photo at Graffiti Park. Where is
Graffiti Park, Austin. I havenot taken a photo, but I've seen
it. I don't even know wherethat is. I have taken photos and
been on the bridge where those batslive. Remember the bats. Yes,
I've done that in Austin, Andthere's only certain times of the year because
they come out at the exact certaintimes of the year and certain time a
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day. Usually it's summertime and it'sdone as the sun is going down.
Then they all come out at once, all these black things. Yeah,
coming out from underneath the bridge.Uh. The next one is buy some
cowboy boots. Yes, I havecowboy boots. I don't think about cowboy
boots when, yes I do,Yes, I do. And I did
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not realize how comfortable cowboy boots were. Yeah, yeah, wouldn't you break
them in? You know? AttendSouth by Southwest? Never, No,
I've never got I've been to Austinmany time, but never South I have
attended South by Southwest. Did yousee bands? I did? Did you
get drawn? What do you think? That's that's half the fun is going
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down there and looking at seeing allthese bands, because every one of them
is great. Jamie France says,Cadillac Ranch is still on my list.
What else? Okay, swim atSouth Padre Island, will dumb, Wait
a minute, you've never been toSouth Padre Island. No, that's the
one. That's where you go onthat SPI D road, South Padre Island.
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It's across from Port Isabelle. Yeah, no, because the only time
to the one in Corpus Yeah,that's Padre Island. Okay, that's Padre
Island, Corpus Christi, Corpus Christieand across like Port Ranza's. But you
gotta you gotta go there. Youcan't. You can't just be on the
on the Corpus Christie side. No, that's just Corpus christ where the big
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two story water burger is. Now, what was it? What was the
town you mentioned? Port isabel isThat where the water tower with Freddie Fender's
picture on San Benito. That Portisabel has the lighthouse. Okay, all
right, okay, and then yougo across that huge bridge, which is
always I always hold my breath.That's the spid bridge. I believe that's
what it's just, that's the onethat remember. It was like shortly after
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nine to eleven that bridge A boathit it and those people were driving at
night and they fell. Do youremember that? It took forever in two
thousand and one. It was.It was tragic, it was horrible,
which is why I'm always scared togo over that bridge. Uh survive a
cl weekend acl L Austin City limits. It's never been there. And finally
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we could all be proud to saywe have dined at water Burger. Yeah.
I think we did pretty good forour Texas bucket. Think we did
good. We got a few thatI hadn't done. And that two story
water Burger over there at um inCorpus. You've been there, right,
No, you don't know what I'mtalking about. Two story of water Burger.
No. Yes, it's the biggestwater burger on Earth, in the
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world on Earth. Yeah, andit's over there near Selena's thing. Her
store store still is still going.Don't know, I'm sure it is.
Well, we're not with the visit. You when I went to Corpus Christy.
I was there on business, goingdown there to visit some radio stations,
and I stayed in a hotel rightthere on the water. Yeah,
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it was the coolest freaking thing Ifelt. I didn't feel like I was
in Texas, that is in CorpusChristie. Yes, I know I'm there
because I know that. It justfelt like I was in a like on
the East Coast or something like,you know, because I've been to the
West Coast beaches and all that stuff, and Corpus Christie. The water is
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not that great. It's the Gulfof Mexico. Right. You don't really
go down there to go swimming,do you. Yeah you can't. Yeah,
you south Padre Island. The watersis a little bit clearer because it's
further away from like Galveston. Ilove Galveston because the town of Galveston is
so much fun, that's strand socool the waters. But the water is
nasty. Yeah, the water inGalveston because it's closer to the Mississippi.
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Remember we had that for Aska stuff. Yes, Like why is the water
so nest Mexico? And I didn'tgo to that water burger, but I
drove around her a few times.I cannot believe the foodie that you are.
And you didn't stop water Burger.Yeah. I was aad of other
things too, I like, Ilike eating Mexico and food in San Antonio
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and Corpus Christie and all stuff.So anyway, I wasn't I wasn't into
water Burger. I really never havebeen into water Burger. Is that is
that untexting of me? Yeah,driver's license just black, that's all you
black? Oh No, fat Burger, Yeah, fat Burger. Yeah.
I took I took Freddie, youknow, our drummer. I took him
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to a Fatburger. He had neverbeen there. He went right down the
street and he you know, he'she's texting through and through. Man,
he's water Burger. All those guystalk about in my band said it was
better than water Burger. He didn'tsay that, okay, but he didn't.
Did said it was pretty damn good. Listen, if you do go
to fat Burger, just get asingle. I got a double and the
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meat was just too much, theextra large. It's it's either the regular
or the xcel. Yeah. Yeah, just just just this is from the
guy who went he goes to Portillo'swill order the Italian beef with a sausage
sandwich and two hot dogs Chicago stylehot dogge Well, a man's got to
eat, goddamn. But how canyou say that the double meat fat burger
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was too big? Well it is, it's just too much hassled. It's
always fallen off. And what thatdoctor came up in the news. Oh,
let's show the audience. Show theaudience Doctor Peppery swirled. Yeah,
Randy's going to make the call toBluebell called, tell him to bring some
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well Doctor Pepper. I think RyanRyan Brown is the rep. Okay,
I think we've got to hit upRyan Brown, Ryan doctor Pepper float new
Hey, have you got your email? Why don't you drop him an email
right now and say, hey,Ryan, we're talking about your client on
the after show. Yeah, theyshould bring us some Doctor Pepper ice cream.
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Damn right, yes now. Now, in that little marketing picture they
showed, they showed the actual bowlof ice cream, a little swirl thing.
Then they showed a like an actualroot I mean float afloat. Yeah,
so are you are you suggested?Are they suggesting you use the ice
cream with Doctor Pepper to make yourown float or is the ll You know
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that experiment is up to you.Look at Annabel's reaching out to Ryan brown
Wolf from Doctor Pepper ros Creamy.Then tomorrow I'll be bitching about my weight.
The thing is when they bring icecream, they bring way more than
this whole station could ever eat,I know, and then it sits there
and melts. It's just all inthe freezer. Let's see if let's let's
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see what people are piping up abouttheir bucket list. All right, you
see here anybody saying they got andeverybody just seeing high you forgot one thing
on there? Would eat a ColinStreet Bakery fruitcake. It's not on the
list out you know what. Ihave never ever in my life like fruitcake.
And then Colin Street Bakery brought ussome fruitcake and it was so damn
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good. It gets a bad rap, but it's really very good like fruitcakes.
And be honest, not all fruitcaketastes like Colin Street that's true.
I mean, what do you meangood? There's other places that make fruitcake.
Yes, I should stop that.I thought Colin Street Bakery was the
only one. I mean, Iknew about Colin Street Bakery in California.
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They have all sorts of knockoffs,is that right? Yeah? But the
Colin Street is over there at BUCkies. Speaking BUCkies, they have these um
Colin Street Bakery fruitcake bites. Ohthey're little fruit cake good. They're fantastic.
Colin Street Bakery has them too.You know, it's really good at
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BUCkies. And as in fact,when my nephew got married, his mother
in law she brought these cookies forthe rehearsal dinner and they were so damn
good. And we're like, where'dyou get these cookies? They're lemon cookies
were so good. Oh man,they were good lemon cookies. See now
we're making each other home. Yes, we are all always that's how we
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roll around here. Hey, Isaw your post about Jimmy taking over DA.
That was awesome. Bo that hisweed, his his little jacket.
That was it. When we playedat the Easy Top show, wasn't a
bash, right? Yeah? Itwas easy We were kind of our bashing
their bash fiftieth back. He waswas his name doctor cannabis or some doctor
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whacker? What he said something?We'll have to ask him next week,
doctor cannab anoid or something. Well, you know you're scrolling through your news
feed and then that pops up Bo'spost and I was like, let me
read this, and I was likeso and so was I was like,
is this hey joker? Like,no, it's Jimmy Melissa saying that Paulo
Dura Canyon. She's never been there? Is that a bucket list kind of
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thing? Totally? It's beauty?What do you do there? Hike camp?
Okay. The other thing that's noton there is Marfa, and Marfa's
really cool. Have you ever beento Marfa? No? I want to
see him uf old flying around.Yeah, I want to go to Mars
Marfa. Martha's a little tarma.So did you ever see the movie Giant
with James Dean and Elizabeth Taylor?Yes, and it was filmed near Marfa.
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Let me say, oh, that'sright. Yeah. Now, James
Dean died in the middle of makingthat movie, but they still they had
already filmed all of it. Hewas so cute. Yeah, he was
like everything. It's like Rebel withouta Cause, great movie East of Eden.
Did you ever see that one?Listen to me, Listen to me.
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I tell you, I've told youguys that one. Jim Backus was
his dad. And yes, yes, yes that both those movies East of
Eden and Rebel without a Cause?Rebel without a Cause and Splendor in the
Grass. Splendor in the Grass.Have you seen that one? I've seen
Finger in the Ass. No,no, not what you see in the
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Okay, sorry, those three movies. Look at his face is turning red.
I'm laughing at her laughing. Okay, wasn't that funny? No,
it wasn't, but her laughing isfunny. So anyway, those three movies
Splendering the Grass? Was he inthat movie? Nataliwood? Okay? So
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then you got Rebel without a Cause? Who has Natalie Wood? Yeah?
Okay, and then you got Eastof Eaton, who does not have Natalie
Wood? Um, those three movies. Those three movies I saw in high
school in my film studies class.We had film studies and they brought in
these beautiful movies that we got tosee. Yeah. So where is Marfa.
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I've never been to Martha, West, Texas near Mofol. All right,
that's enough outta go, we'll seeto marrow. Really, come on,
the stick around