The Bo and Them Full Show (Ep 948)

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Episode Transcript

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We're gonna do something now that Iknow you like that you did every day.
We're gonna take your walk in ourneighborhood. Son. Let's go up
the steps one, two, three, that's opened the door. Let's go
outside in the yard. And okay, can you say that? Yarn?
Hearing? You can? Hey fromoutside now, isn't it? Now?

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There's a little doggie asleep in theshade over there. His name is Elijah
Robert, his kid, isn't Canyou say that? Kute Roberts talk for
just a minute. It's our friend, mister Hayman from across the way.
He is the house right next toours. He's gonna be coming over him.
Mit, I'm mister Hayman. Howare you doing? I'm doing for
the beautiful day in the neighborhood,isn't that? Yeah? It's pretty good,

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accepting got something on my mind?Well, anything you'd like to say,
you can say to me. We'reall my son Timmy. He's been
spending a lot of time with yourTimmy, A special kid. Yeah.
Well, frankly I like him spendingso much time over at your house.
I mean it's to feed my fish, that's his special He's not going to
feed him anymore, because I toldhim not to go over to your house
anymore. And I'd appreciate it ifyou'd stay away from him. I thought

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you might have liked the later hose, and then I made for it.
No, I didn't like it.I thought it was an unusual gift for
an adult man to give a childaligned him with silk so they wouldn't chafe
him in the summer. Yeah,listen, and I was gonna put his
zipper in, but I thought thebuttons would be good. I'm talking about
is you and the children in aneighborhood. I think you're spend an inordinate
amount of time with kids. Youknow, you don't seem to have any

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adult friends. You don't seem tohave a job of any kind. You
don't go to work. You justhang around feeding the fish and walking around
the neighborhood. Do you do anythingfor a living friend to get after the
morning? You'd like to put myfeet in the waiting pool and turn it
on the hose to wash them.How do you feeling you make money off
of this friend? What do youwhat are you driving at? Well?

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The thing I'm wondering about is elmWalton you know, sure in the street.
And he's a policeman, isn't he? He sure is, And it's
skipture. He's a sergeant. Hehas three stripes. Sound skipper says you
touched him last Tuesday? All right, touched him? Yeah, you know
what I'm talking about. Can yousay can you say molest? Can you
say that molest? You what thatmeans? Sure? Yeah? You know
what we're talking about? Then?Huh? All right, Okay, I

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got a petition. You're eighteen names. Parents in the neighborhood like you out
of the neighborhood. You know whatI'm talking about. I want you out.
Do you understand because we don't likeyou. But I don't like your
face. I don't like to wharyou homb your hair. I don't like
those shoes. You know what Imean? Well, I like it here.
I don't like that sweater. Youknow, I noticed you buttoned your
sweater. Sure I did, well, Fred, you forgot to tie your
shoes? My shoes? What doyou mean? Loafer? Oh? Bloody

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bloody loafer? Fouch? Oh mygosh, where is that from? That
is National and food? Did youknow? Fifty six years ago today,
kids across the Marri began tuning onthe television to watch a man take off
his sweater, put on his tennishue, and play with puppins. Mister

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Rogers Neighborhood, prepared on PBS Maytwenty second, nineteen. Ship put it
that way, Bob, Yeah right, he taught us to better human beings.
But ro taught us not to likebits just like that, but you
still laughed at it different. Youobviously didn't learn war. Oh my god.

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Well, it was a busy weekendand we're back. Dude. I
don't get a break from you untilthis price. We were just hanging out
all the weekend. Friday night concert, yeah, Zebra Zebra, Saturday night
concert, nerd Halen nerd Halen Rangersgame yesterday, Yeah, dude, I
gotta come to work to get alittle rest, I know, get away

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from all the hubbub. That's somuch fun with you guys yesterday and Jimmy
at the at the Globe Life Field, Jimmy and I missed like five runs
because we were getting hot dogs forthe group. Oh trust me, that
is part of sports of all song. Oh yeah, yeah, we'll talk
about that. Yeah, that wascrazy. All need to make some changes.
Yeah, there, we'll talk aboutthat, all right. That's all

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I'm saying. Well, it's gonnabe a busy day today. We're celebrating
a special birthday. Although the birthdaywe're celebrating this person has never been on
the show before. He's gonna springit on your Randy Bill Collin of Death
Leopard at eight ten. Yeah didn't. We also have let's see Kiss tickets
at seven fifty and Texas Rangers ticketsthey take on the Seattle Mariners June second,

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a gold life field. We gotthose in the ticket window at eight
party. Get your hot dogs beforeyou sit down for the game, exact
saying, because the lines get longreal quick. As we celebrate today World
Turtle Day. Well, if Ihad a pet turtle, i'd buy him
a gift, but I remember,I don't want to buy a turtle.
It's Lucky Penny Day. However,you're only supposed to pick up a penny

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off the ground if its face isup. Otherwise it's bad luck. Yeah,
that damn bad luck. They pickedup a penny that was face down.
You got a look and see beforeyou pick it up, And then
what do you do? Throw it? Throw it down? Then what if
it lands with the face up again, then you're supposed to keep it with
you or you want them good luck. No, but what if it's upside

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down and you first pick it upand you're overthinking this. We're dwefting on
lucky pennies way too much. Okay, it's National Vanilla Pudding Day. Jello
introduced the first instant pudding in thenineteen fifties. It's National Taffy Day,
but it's been around since the eighteeneighties. By the way, there's no

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salt water and saltwater taffy, althoughit is made with salt and a little
water. Apparently this guy who hasthis thing on the Jersey Shore was a
candy shop owned by David Brandley.Well this storm, after this little girl
came in said she wanted some taffy, said, yes, that's special taffy.
It's saltwater taffy. Because his candystory got flooded, so the name

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stuck in the rest of the Ilike when you go to the State Fair
of Texas and they have that taffytaffy pulling. Yes, yeah, it
makes you want to chew on thatpull out all your feelings, doesn't it
it's National Solitaire Day. Okay,but when was the last time you played
solitaire with an actual deck of carpThat's right. It's Buy a musical instrument

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Day. Oh you might want tolearn to play it too, if you're
gonna buy it. And it's BitcoinPizza Day. They commemorates the first time
cryptocurrency was used to buy products inthe real world. Coincidentally, the first
item will bought with cryptocurrency was pizza. May twenty second, two ten,
Lazlow hair Zette paid ten thousand bitcoinsto have two Papa John's pizzas delivered nine

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months later. After the purchase,the two pizzas were what ten thousand dollars?
Later on they were worth sixty threethousand dollars in two thousand twenty one,
So we get then everything. Hegot this pizza and he didn't didn't
need it. I guess, well, if he hadn't need it, that's
what dy work. It's stupid,because yes, you wouldn't buy anything.
I don't have any bitcoin. I'venever had bitcoin, and I've never purchased

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it. I've never easy bit onthe court. You know when cartoons they
always buy on receivers and make sureit's real. You know they used to
refer to coins as two bit twobitch. Well, there you go again.
We're way over this whole first break. It's a Monday. Let's do
our morning strange. Damn hey,you go take this Dallas Horse Classic Rock

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Long Star ninety two five. Thatreminds me of how Sparks and Nerd Halan
Saturday Night at the Class Ye.I don't think they did that one.
I don't know. I got therea little late, but they did do
Nerdy Woman, Nerdy one good,all right. Sparts. Friend of his
time versus parts of all sorts,and one of my all time football heroes

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passed away, Jim Brown. Hewas just unstoppable back in the day.
He became an actor as well asa prominent civil rights advocate during the sixty
He was eighty seven, one ofthe greatest players in history and one of
the game's first two superstars. Hewas chosen the NFL's most Valuable Player in
nineteen sixty five and shattered the league'srecord books in a short career from nineteen

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fifty seven to sixty five. WhenI was a kid, I actually thought
the Cleveland Browns were named after him. Because he was so good. And
Richard Pryor told this story in hisstand at one time about how people would
try to poke him in the eyesnow at the bottom of the pile,
and he said he'd bit a guy'sfinger off. Turns out he really did.

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Yeah. Then he retired after thesixty five season because they wouldn't let
him miss football practice. So hesaid, the hell with this, I'm
making movies from now on. Atthat you may have to identify a Jim
Brown movie. And boy, thiscertainly wasn't the way we wanted to come
in on Monday morning after the Starslost their first two games of the Western

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Conference Finals over the weekend, andit was two overtime games that shot us
in the foot. What is withthese overtime games? Chandel with Stevenson jumped
on a rebound a minute and twelveinto overtime. It hit the back of
the net to complete a rally andgive the Vegas Golden Nights a three to
two win over the Dallas Stars yesterdayand a two to nothing lead in the

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Western Conference Final. We left theRanger game early so we could find somewhere
that had the Stars game on,but by the time we got anywhere,
Victory had already been to the GoldenKnights, and we was an all day.
What was so sad is that bythe time we got in the car,
we were two to one, andthen they scored on us in the

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yeah. So we said, ifwe hurry, we can get somewhere and
watch the overtime. Well we didn'tget there because there it was a minute
and twelve seconds and that was it. Now Dallas is gonna have to step
up every aspect of their game topull this off and try and even up
the series during these next two nightsat the American Airline Center, Game three
Tomorrow night, seven o'clock. WellVictor Green and yell loud and prow absolutely.

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For the fifth year in a row, the race for the Triple Crown
is over. Despite entering Saturday's raceat the Preakness Stakes in Baltimore is a
favorite with eight to five odds.Madge to the winner of the twenty twenty
three Kentucky Derby, came in third. He was upset by National Treasure,
who edged out Blazing Sevens by anarrow margin. Since the introduction of all

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three races back in eighteen seventy five, only thirteen horses have swept and claimed
the Triple Crown. The longest dryspell came after Affirmed one in nineteen seventy
eight, a feat unmatched for nearlyforty years. During that stretch, thirteen
horses won the Kentucky Derby and thePreakness States, but weren't able to seal
the deal at the Belmont Stakes.While the race for the Triple Crown ends

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with Madge's third place finish, thefield will return on June tenth at Belmont
Park in Elmont, New York forthe third and final race of the series,
The Belmont Steaks. So we're notgonna have a Triple Crown winner,
Nope, and the Stars lost.Yeah, but the Raider looking Yeah,
hitting it man. Just like theheadline reads, hitting is contagious. With

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Texas rookie Josh Young and veteran CoreySeeger helping the Red Hot lineup tally,
it's twelve ten plus run game toput on a show for this show yesterday
at the ship shortstop Corey Seeger androokie third baseman h Rick and rookie third
baseman h oh Simeon. No,yeah, anyway, they contribute to that

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thirteen to three drubbing of the ColoradoRockies. Just ask Anna and Jimmy who
were standing in the hotdog line andheard all the fans reaction. Yeah,
in the what was it the fifthinning or something? Yeah, I remember,
and Bo and me were watching thatgreatness with our own eyes and ears
while you were getting us hot dogswere waiting. Why is that? Why
did y'all not get to see it? Because there's no screening in line like

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a couple of them, but wherewe were there were no screens, so
all we did was here the fansreaction. Jimmy going, yes, two
of them, right, I meanthey should. They've always had TVs.
They can see what's going. Theyhave them at the American Airline Center.
They even had them at the GlobeLife even before that. But man,

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it was like taking candy from ababy, taking a weekend series seek from
those Colorado Rockets. The Red Hotfourg and O'dane Dunning is on the mound
too night to face the Pirates inPittsburgh, first pitch, five thirty five.
By the way, the Rangers remainatop the Aos by two games over
the Astros. So the Astros mustkeep winning too, because we've been two
games ahead for about a week.Now there you go, a dude,

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you gotta do And at this timeof year, almost all NFL fans believe
their favorite team there's a chance towin. It all makes sense. All
teams are currently zero and zero.No teams are mathematically eliminated. Even the
most optimistic fans of the Arizona Cardinalsmight be in for a bumpy season.
Early odds out of Vegas had beenreleased for the upcoming season, and the

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Cardinals are the underdogs in every singlegame they play, just like the Cleveland
Browns were at one time. Wow, they are the only team that isn't
favored at least once. That's bizarre. That could be a bad note for
you. Aren't they looking for anew coach too? I believe so,
yeah, yeah yeah. Fans angryat being blocked from entering a Salvadorian Soccer

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League match despite having tickets knocked downa small access gate to the stadium,
creating a crush that killed twelve peopleand injured dozens yesterday. Play was suspended
about sixteen minutes into the match whenfans in the stands waving frantically began getting
the attention to those on the fieldand carrying the injured out of a tunnel

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and down onto the field to gethelped. Local television transmitted live images of
the aftermath of the stampede. Dozensmade it onto the field where they received
medical treatment. Fans who escaped thecrush furiously waved their shirts attempting to review
people revived, people lying on thegrass barely moving. It's just such a
such a tragedy. Yeah, Hey, NASCAR had in All Star race late

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last night, but I have noidea who won because I didn't watch it,
so you don't want to tell me, all right, But in IndyCar
News, Alex below will lead thefield to the green in the Indianapolis five
hundred after the young Spaniard put togetherthe fastest four lap pole run in history
yesterday, edging rightness of VK andFelix Rosenquist to give a chip Canassi Racing

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its third consecutive poll in the greatestspectacle in racing. Palau whipped four laps
around the historic two point five milesspeed away in an average of two hundred
and thirty four point two hundred andseventeen miles an hour. Is yeah,
man, that was a mere pointzero zero seven miles now faster than Rina's

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VK. Next weekend is the bigone for the entire state of Indiana,
as the Indie five hundred takes placeon Sunday, but the whole weekend is
as always one of for the ages, especially if you're an indiecar fan.
Oh Man, when you're there,you just feel the excitement. Oh yeah,
it's great whole weekend. Dour time, die time for the Los Angeles

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Lakers. They're down three games tonothing against Denver. Tip off game tonight's
at seven thirty on the ESPN,and a traumatized topless dancer at shot Gun
Willie's Topless Bar in Colorado. Williehas a few thoughts after the Jay Mourent
gun related video incidents that happened therea couple of months ago. This guy

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plays for the Memphis Grizzlies, andhe likes to show he's packing. He's
done it twice now. The dancerwasn't named, but I'm sure Diamond,
Jade, Mercedes or Porsheller might beone of They would be good guesses.
But she says there's been no apologyto the club or the ladies who worked
there, and and expect one becausequote, he's a boy, because he
he's so immacure. Yeah. Sheadds that Miranda is clearly begging for attention

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and trying to be a baller,and feels that the NBA star should be
banned from all topless clubs and hisNBA career. Take it away given our
country's current circumstances on gun violence,we can't just take it away. Well
why why did the club have anythingto do with it? Well, because
he pulled it out. He hasa tendency to want to whip out his

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gun and threatened people when he getsall liquored up, and that's just not
right. Now. He doesn't tipvery good, he doesn't lit tip hip
little green on the man, I'ma little short this. We had to
buy bullets. Yeah, you canstill rock in America. That's what we
do in my God coming up,I will finally tell you this birthday that

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we're celebrating. Okay, Okay,you're looking at me like no, you
like I said, know, You'llknow you no as soon as I say
you say oh no, no.Now it's time for the freaking fool file.
You know, there are people thatare just they're just like flat earthers.
Oh yeah, they believe in timetravel. Yeah. Well, a

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seventeenth century painting is now giving timetravel conspiracy theories something to banter about.
In London's National Gallery, there isa painting by Ferdinand Ball entitled Portrait of
a Boy. In it, theboy is wearing black shoes, one of
which has a white marking on theside that looks like the Nike swoosh and

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travel. This kid was back intime, that's what they're saying. Whatever.
That's led to visitors to speculate thatthis painting features the first ever pair
of Nike footwear, or that theboy was a time traveler. Oh sure,
it's probably just a little smudge onthe page. That's the nicest wush.
I didn't know it anywhere. Andthe officials at a hospital in western

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Germany have expressed regret after it emergedthat one of their surgeons got a janitor
to assist him in a toe amputation. Jemmy janitor, who wasn't doing anything.
Oh, could you hold this legformula? That's what it was.
That's what it was. The regionincident at Maine University Hospital didn't result in

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any complications to the patient, butthe doctor has been fired. The surgeon
wrongly decided to go ahead with theroutine amputation procedure, even though no qualified
assistant was available. When the patient, who had received a local anesthetic,
became restless, the doctor said,oh, missus janitor, would you hold
this man's leg down and pass methose surgical instruments right there? Cleped the

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toe off. The incident came tolight after a hospital manager spotted the janitor
with bloody gauze in his hands andsay, where'd you get that? That
was in the operating theater. Ohmy gosh, where do you get th
old? Are you okay? Ohno, I just had the old while
the doctor gotta show off. That'spart of my job. Well he did

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do the clean up after all.Oh yeah yeah. A man in Florida
got the world's worst surprise when hewent to go to the bathroom only to
find an angry iguana in his toilet. Bawl. This is why you should
always check. I remember eating that. fIF eight year old John Riddle says,

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I walked in my bathroom and Ifound Godzilla in my toilet. Noting
the reptile's mood, Riddle adam hedidn't see him at all pleased and started
splashing and hissing at me. Riddlequickly grabbed a pool cleaning net and put
the iguana outsid side where it belonged. What are these little guys even doing
in Florida. Iguanas landed in theSunshine State in the nineteen sixties from Central

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America and the Eastern Caribbean islands,and the population has been increasing ever since.
Because, of course, what doiguanas do? They get many?
Meanwhile, since iguanas are strong swimmers, it is not uncommon to have them
recavoc on sewer systems by swimming upthrough the pipes and terrorizing people's toilets.

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You mean you can be sitting therein Minho and they get common iguana swimming
up there. Yeah, bitch,you think it's food hot dogs? Again?
Damn, I don't remember eating aniguana. I must have been real
drunk. Last night. In Germany, a man was found by a judge

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to be quote unfit to drive acar. Thirty minutes later, that same
man got into his car and gotinto an accident while in the courthouse parking
lot. No, that's why he'sunfit to drive a car, and didn't
him get up to parking lot.In an attempt to defend himself, then
unnamed man said that he didn't realizethe judge's ruling was immediate. I mean

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I don't have at least the timeto drive home first, and that he
doesn't hear very well, Oh,listen to this. In the past,
the guy has had fourteen driving relatedconvictions. After this instance, he was
issued a fine, which was switchedto eighty hours of community service because he
can't afford to pay the fine.He can't afford to drive. I can't

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afford to drive to do any communityunless it's done out in his front yard.
I guess well, A man islucky to be alive after he suffered
an epileptic seizure and almost choked todeath on his own densers. The unnamed
twenty two year old man from Wisconsinwas wearing a row of silver teeth.

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You know that sometimes you see hiphop artists where well, he suffered the
freak accident, resulting in quote heavycoughing and wheezing. You think so,
I think I sucked down into Yes. He was taken to the hospital where
an X ray was taken, revealinghe had the inch and a half densher
stuck in his airway of his loan. Doctors then rushed the young man for

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a bronchoscopy. Bronchio scopy is yes, that's a look at your bronchial And
as they had this flexible tube andput it down, the guy's throat popped
it right out. Eventually doctor successfullydislodged the false teeth from his long airway.
Then he experienced some spasms where themuscles in his long airway tightened because
it had had something in there wassupposed to be there that was from the

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operation, but he was given steroidtreatment before being discharged. I'm it it'd
be a a glock day. It'sthe start of a new week, and
I know that even before you headinto work this morning, you're already thinking
about lunch. Well, whatever youhave planned, take us along for the

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ride, because Debbie's gonna be servingup classic rock blocks from your favorites today
at noon and steps lunch blocks andyou can get in on the fun and
build a block yourself. Just goto lone star ninety two five dot com.
Yeah, we already eat for lunch, barbecued Iguaga hard Pass Jealous for
worst classic rock lone Star ninety twofive. Remember we got kissed tickets seven

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fifty today. But this is thebirthday. I was holding back from you,
and you're gonna know exactly what's comingwhen I tell you, because most
of you have heard this a bunchof times. But we like to play
it every year on this person's birthday, right on Saturday, Share Turn seventy
seven. Sweet. So that meanssomebody texts Mike Doocey and tell him here

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it comes, Here it comes.I don't think he wants to hear from
hear from us on that. Wellthat's okay, because ready or not,
here it comes. This is somethingDeucey did on the show. I think
we were talking super Bowl one dayor something. He remember, well,
this is it. Get ready nowthe moment you've all been waiting for.

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How did this all start? Anyway, I don't know. One day you
were on the show and for somereason we started all doing share songs.
Now, don't ask me how itcame about, because I really don't know.
It had something to do with theboa too. We brought a bow
into the studio, yeah, wrappedit around your head or something, and
Deuce was dancing around with the boa. So it was frighteningly natural in the

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costume there. Yeah. Ever sincethen, when we say that we're gonna
have you on the show, peoplecallings, Oh, well, you gotta
get him to do share. Solet me see, let's see what share
song can we do? So many? I think we got to start out
with with this one right here.Oh you're ready, Douce there blazing Fox

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fors Mike doucey as share. Herewe go, oh moaning away and traveling
show my mama using days with mymoney in the rule Hubble would do whatever
little Gospel sell a couple of bottlesof doctor Dude hanging out up trampling.

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From the people under town, theycall, let's jim see traps now on
the man come around and little moneydown. I guess so serious. And
this from the esteem sportscaster of FoxSports. The people of Fox know you

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do this. Oh they do that. I can imagine what Heather Hayes we're
gonna say when you go back toit. I heard you singing Share,
y'all. Oh that was that.Heather won't be for another three hours.
That's a marvelous job. But wait, you're not through yet. Now there's
more humiliation to think you need todo this one. Come on, you

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gotta do half free. Okay,once again rohrss been politically incorrected up already
Roch moors might doozy marshing to share. Once again, here we go.
My father married up your terror team. My mother's people are ashamed of meal.

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The Indians said, I rue bahwhat man always called me? Indians
wall Now when Neally clung get intofree. That's all the help for her?
Her freath? How I learn theword her breathe? She didn't no

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good that w mostade wore room givesme? Wait? Wait, this part
is he knows the water. I'mjust sweating like a dog. Here.
It just kills man. Oh,come on one more? What's no share

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down? An option? Shared?Would have to sing it now? Oh
man, you're missing them one ofthe best. What are you saying?
All that you gotta do? U? I believe that was that was the
best one he did? Where isit? Where is it? I'm looking
for? Okay, Oh god,I don't know if I can take much

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more. My stomach muscles are startingto cramp. Okay, wait, wait,
wait, wait, hold on wait, I'll get it. Before you.
Well, you got to search thesystem. Hold on, hold on
here in this legendary classic rock station, we're looking for share songs, gentlemen,
cause you're just joining us. Whatyou got it? Where is it?
Is it? Next? Half?Okay? Okay, all right there

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to have one more, one more, it's gonna have to be shared down
and out. Think on this one. Take it due do go right to

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the chorus, though, there's likea big Billbock first, Hello, Hello,
I can't dreamt whlone Honey's Town?Who's a bill? And out of

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bows? Man done? You haven'teven alone? Won't come. I'm gonna

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piss that the real comedian take over? Next? God, oh dude,
that was Marvel the Fox Forors,Mike kissing Share. You know, I
closed my eyes. It was likechair was in the friggin room right here.
That's right. I wonder why Inever went sportscaster these y Dallas forwards

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Classic rock lone Star ninety two five. Joe Cocker would have been seventy nine
on Saturday. Told you about thetime Joe Cocker sang Happy Birthday to me.
Yeah. After a show in NewOrleans at the Warehouse, we all
went out to dinner and I'm onein the table. He's at the other
band. They all sang how itwas done? Birthday? Yeah, okay,

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um coming up, we had kisstickets, gonna give those away.
But before that, it's the Mondaymorning wake up slap, and I found
this is one that I think wasour first wake up slap. Here here
at lone Star. Yes, werelong star. This it's it's been a
while. It's been a while,but you know it's time to smarten you
a smidgeon and you educate you andI osho because I don't want to be

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all stupid today. No, theamazing facts? Did you know? All
right, here's some days in history? Fight? Okay? On this date
in eighteen eighty, Clara Barton foundedthe Red Cross. It's done so much
good over the area. Even ZekielElliott jumping into pot after game. He

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will be doing it no more,is it? Did you know? On
this date? In eighteen ninety nine, Jacob German of New York City became
the first driver arrested for speeding becausethe posted speed limit was twelve miles an
hour and he was going fourteen.Supposed to be if you're going ten miles
out after well, they ain't figuredthat out quite yet. In eighteen ninety

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nine, on this date, innineteen ninety two, Johnny Carson retired from
the Tonight Show after thirty years greatness, fifty five million people watching this farewell
show them. One't Bette middler onthere something I remember that. Tomorrow is
the eighty ninth anniversary of when bankrobbers Bonnie Parker and Clyde Beryl were shut
to death and the police ambush inLouisiana. In fact, Bonnie and Clyde

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were driving a four Deluxe that theyhad just stolen. Now, they would
sometimes, this is no kidden.They would sometimes come through Corsicana and there
was a particular restaurant they would eatat called George's Grill. It's not there
anymore, but I remember it,and the restaurant had a regular table that
they always said they were there andthey would look out for cops. Forms

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buried here in Dallas. Yes,they're buried somewhere in Old Cliff like that.
I don't know. I'll have tolook at it or something. Did
you know when you sweat and yousay, oh, I stink, sweat
of self is odorless. It's thebacteria on your skin, that your sweat
that makes you stank o? Didyou also know that women who eat a

(32:52):
lot of dairy products are most likelyto give birth to fraternal twins? Yes?
I don't know how what kind ofstudy they did? Did you know
during the two thousand and two Iraqielection, Saddam Hussein's campaign song was the
Arabic version of Whitney Houston's I WillAlways Love It's true? And did you

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know the mouth of a jellyfish isalso his anus? Oh man? And
I know a lot of people talkabout to ask all the time. Dallas
hores Classic Rock Clune Star ninety twofive Kiss tickets coming up next here.
But it's time now for the Mondaymorning wake up slap. And this one

(33:38):
goes back aways. This is theplumbing wake up slap. This is uh,
this is back when we first camehere about twenty years ago. I
don't know if you've heard this,Annabelle, I don't think so. But
anyway, here you go, Jimas a stem. Well, this is

(34:01):
rolling dirtling and y'all comed over,and the fixed my drain that's still broke.
There's still something wrong with it,all right? Who is it.
My name is rolling Dirtling, Rolling, Rolling Durtling. I'm gonna tell you
what happened. Dog As fixed adrain with my shower, and I was

(34:23):
in there and a bunch of surriagecome up earth while I was a year
and a shire and that was afoul smelling stuff you ever smelled in your
life. And it's all in theshire now, And I was just wondering
that kind of business year running there? Hell, what gred is? I

(34:45):
hadressed in fourteen thirty seven blazing,fourteen hundred, fourteen thirty twenty blazing,
fourteen third seven twenty of blazing.Okay, I got fourteen thirty seven,
fourteen thirty seven twenties blazing Blazings's overthere next to the slacking. I can't

(35:07):
understand you. Fourteen thirty seventeen thirtyseven twenty in blazing. It's over there,
next to blacking. He'll come aword and fixed it, and I
thought it's fixed. And I'll bedamned if one end turnt on the shower
and all this stuff come up herand it's got up on my leg,
and God only knows what's laying eggsand me now, I don't know what

(35:29):
to do. Somebody's going after gomake good on this. By guy,
I can't understand you. You justlistening to him? And then by a
guy I'm listening. Well, I'mlooking. I'm trying to tell you what
the hell happened. You ain't listening, Timmim. I've had just about it,
love scrap. I'll lay you whatlittle damn smelled about to get to

(35:54):
me. Somebody come up where itdid? Is a by guy ain't paying.
I'm canceling my check and all thetime kind of the business you're trying
to run. Well, why don'tyou just go ahead and cancel you check
in? Because I can't understand you. Slow down on you talking and give
me your address. I give youmy Adred fourteen thirty friends twinning Bladling,
Well say it a little bit slowerriding, ride it down hard team,

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Yeah, I've got the fourteen allright, thirty fem thirty seven thirty feven
twenty two, fourteen thirty seven twentytwo again fourteen purdies having plenty to you
Bladland fourteen thirty seven twenty The hellis wrong? Why teat y'all just come
over here and take your damn thing. Why can't you just tell me where

(36:43):
in the hell you are. I'mat fourteen thirties, having plenty o layland.
By god, I ain't hunting upwith it no more. I'll tell
you right am, I don't tellyou what. Don't you put up with
it anymore? Well, I'm tryingto get it fick y'all to you want
to come out? Heard of you? I thought it facts that I've been
dogged down everyone bunch of shurge didn'tcome up out of my shire skirt me

(37:05):
on the high and end or nowgot on the old I'll sick. I'm
on to get kind of me butterand stuff crawling around. And I don't
even know what the hell you're talkingabout. I ain't talking about y'all come
to fect for draining my shire andgot dogging. A bunch of shurge come
up here, and you got allover men, all in my crevices and
stuff and and and I don't know. I might have to go to doctors.

(37:29):
There's gonna be some doctor bells andbuy out if somebody's gonna pay them.
And I think it's gonna be you. Doubt that. Oh, I
don't think no, I think you'regonna be the one page doctor Bells if
I get ficked from all this crapcoming up and get that my dragging,
my crevices and all that done.Really doubting, doubt nothing. I'm starting
to feel favorites right now. There'sgonna be some doctor Bells. My God,

(37:50):
you're gonna pay it now that,Yeah, I really doubt he.
Now listen, just come over herefixing. I'm a fourteen thirds and twenty
two blade. Now can you getover her? And next time? Minute?
I ken. I don't even knowwhat town you're in, y'all the
ones that come out and worked onmy drain, I dug it. Okay,
you in Dallas, in Fort Worth? Pick one? Are you living?
All of them? I live herethere theather and yawn and ever houtch

(38:14):
your way. I lived next toyour niece. Her name's Donna. Yeah
yeah, she's a nice lady.Yeah too bad. Her uncle's a butt
head? Yeah bad? What yousay is on what kind of crap you
bire? God, I'd made ita mere role, but I still come
over and flapping my foot and youas if you know, man, why

(38:34):
don't you you don't know? Wereand do? I'm over there? And
I'm gonna come over and beach ahell out of you and your whole damn
family. Hey, come on,Rid, are you married? Huh?
Are you married? I slapped yourwife to come over. I'm on my
way right now. What's your address? Where the hell are you? I'm
a uh fourteen thirty seven twenty dI'm a draft and town with you.

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But you're a smart as me.I'll tell you what. And you know
something, man, Donna said,you never get caught. He't Jim,
It's bow and Jim and jay ZPshad you going for a little bit.

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Oh yeah, you turned herd areyou? Well? You can thank Donna
for this? Hey, I will. Don't you have a wonderful niece?
Sir? You be all right?Jim? Are you man? Jim?
Now get over and burger down?Rain bag? Come and take your old
vamber lay don't play? Oh yeah, classic rock doctor Love will make a

(39:57):
house call even if you live it. I forgot how funny though, man
I played that? In years?I've never heard that. I like when
he was like, are you inDallas? Or for it? Weren't peak
one? I haven't heard that one. Okay, long time? Well,
now you have Okay, speaking ofkiss, we got kiss tickets and it's

(40:21):
time to play that game. Fratshun the Flickers, and uh, this
is gonna be fairly easy. I'mgonna take pity on you because this Monday
morning has been a long weekend.Okay. The greatness of his Jim Brown
passed away, and after he quitfootball after nine years, he started making
movies. He did. Here's twomovies that Jim Brown is in. Oh,

(40:43):
we're looking for two answers. Twoanswers because they're so easy, which
if you listen closely, you'll getthis. Tell me these two movies that
had Jim Brown in it. Ready, here you go, Fee, Heavyweight,

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chip In for the World. They'schanged. Put you are Love?
How the thought they think they aredon got you and leave your lang on
the highways? That both of them? Yes, that's both of them.
Come on, y'all should I'm gonnahave to do it again, I'm us,
Yes, Okay, name these twoJim Brown movies. Me Heavyweight,

(41:37):
chip In for the World. They'schanged. Put you are on a love
how man thought they think they aredone? Got you and leave your leg
on the highway. Okay, comeon, wow, I am completely stumped
about a dude. But I'm gonnatake a shot in the dark because go
ahead you since you're reading it down. Thank you're right. You got the

(42:02):
first one right. The second oneis not. The second one is not
the first one. Yes, yes, I figured you'd get that one.
No, no, the second oneis wrong. Let me say, let
me just let's go the phone BoingThem show. Can you name those two
Jim Brown movies? What are they? Oh? My gosh, it's one
of the longest yard No, no, no, I don't think Jim Brown

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was in the longest Did he startingthese movies? You got to he was.
He was just one of the characters. He was just one of the
supporting roles. Okay them, showtell me what two mo boing them show?
Do you know what those two moviesare? Yes? What are they?
And I'm gonna get you No,no, he's got Mars Attacks?

(42:47):
Yes? What was the other one? He said? He said, I'm
gonna get you sucking to get hisin that one booning them? Show tell
me one of the two movies withJim Brown in it that you just heard?
What are they? Mars Attack andI'm gonna get you sucker. No,
no, no, no, that'stwo of those. If I gave
one hint, it would give itaway. Not yet, not yet,

(43:07):
bowing them? Show tell me whattwo movies you just heard with Jim Brown
in it? Is it Mars Attackand Gangsters? No? No, no,
no, no no. I thinkyou're gonna have to give a hint.
Let me see both. Let whosee the answer? Well you bowing
them? Show tell me what twomovies with Jim Brown are those? What

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are they? Mark Attacks and anygiven that he was one of the coaches
remember, Oh yeah, way verygood. Who is this Mny McKinney.
All right, you got yourself someKiss tickets? You hold on. We'll
get some information from you and hookyou up. I I just kidding,

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Okay, coming up Phil Colin ofdef Leppard. Really talk to him.
He's in London, so there maybe a little break between the time we
say something and the time he hearsit. So we'll try not to step
on each other. But if wedo, hey, that's an international calls.
He Kiss not the only great concertcoming to town. And if you
want concert info on demand, allyou have to do is check out lone

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star com and while you're there,sign up to be a Workhorse member.
Plus you can check out the Bowand then page and you can grab the
iHeartRadio app and take us with youwherever you go. It's everything classic rock
at lone Star ninety two five dotcom Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five. Now you know defLeppard, Yes, I think their tour

(44:39):
starts today. Yeah, with MotleyCrue. Def Leppard has rerecorded sixteen of
their songs with the London Philharmonic Orchestra. Yeah, they've had recorded newer parts
and he uses some old existing trackstoo from the original songs. Heep Purple
did that in the early seventies.One greatness And on the phone, guitarist

(45:00):
Colin Live from London? Hey Phil, Yeah, are you doing Phi?
It has been a while since wetalked to mister Phil. How are you
doing fantastic? Thanks? Yeah,you were in London at the moment.
Yea starting that tour with Mortley Crue. What are you guys going to come
back to the States so we cansee you without having to fly across the
pond. We just just got overseas, Actually, no, we have.

(45:23):
I've been home for the last coupleof months, actually, since we finished
South America, I went home toCalifornia for a one. Yeah, I'm
back out in London after We'll reheartingme on TV. I'm promo it's crazy,
crazy, crazy. Yeah, I'msure it's crazy crazy before just about
every tour, but going out withMortley Crue your brain cells maybe in danger.

(45:45):
So how is miss Helen doing?Fantastic? Thank you? Really good?
Yeah, and little Jackson he's lovingit. Tell her. We all
said, hey, I shall thankyou. We are so excited about this
new album and it is a totallynew album, drastic symphonies. How did

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this whole project come about? Phil? So, you know a last album,
Diamond Star Halos. We were kindof doing the finishing touches. We
were meeting the video directors that we'regoing to use with over and actually right
where I am right now at inLondon at the Savoy Hotel, we were

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You're meeting Anton Corbyn who ended updoing the photographs and everything, and one
of the people from the record companysaid, look, we're doing this series
of like classic bands, you know, Queen, It's like Beat Boys and
with Elvis, and we're doing kindof an orchestral thing with a royal Philharmonic
Orchestra would you be up for that? And we obviously said yeah, but

(46:52):
with some you know provisions, likewe didn't want anyone met him with our
stuff, so we actually needed fullcontrol over it. So they said yeah.
And then we got our string arranger, Eric Gorfan, who's who's on
Diamond Star Halos. He'd done theTesla album that I produced, he'd done
Joe's Down on eight Out stuff,and he's really our string guys, is

(47:13):
kind of part of the band,so we got him involved. And while
we were doing all the Diamond StarHalo stuff, we started kind of getting
this thing together and kind of reworkingthese songs, rerecorded some of them,
rerecorded certain parts, got rid ofinstruments, completely redne you know, sounds
and everything, and over the periodof the last year we got it all

(47:35):
finished. So here we are abrand new album as well that sounds so
radically different to anything we've ever donebefore. It really does. In fact,
we've got the video to Animal upon our website. Are you guys
planning on doing some more videos forall the tracks on the album if we
have to see how it goes.We got two up already. We got
Animal and Hysteria, but we justrecorded some steparate to that. We recorded

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some live stuff the BBC with theirorchestra, which is amazing. So we
don't like three of the songs actuallyin one extra one from that as well,
so it's it's been amazing and itjust it was incredible. You know.
We got our friend m Grinder,who sings on Porting Sugar on Me
with Joe on the Drastic Symphonies album. She come over and we've done this

(48:23):
live stuff and it actually sounded likethe record that we were getting goose bumps,
let alone anyone else in the room. Well, now, you know,
the first rock band I ever heardof that did an orchestra was Deep
Purple back in the early seventies.Because I know you're on the back of
the Deep Purple Made in Japan albumbecause We've found you, and so I

(48:44):
thought about you know, when DeepPurple recorded with the London Philharmonic, I
said, this is kind of cool. Now you guys have taken it years
and years later. Absolutely, yeah, yeah, that was my first gig
and that was amazing. And thisis a really really incredible experience actually seeing
them do their part live. AbbeyRoad Studios which was icing on the cake.

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Really so personal question. Since youguys were recording at the Abbey Road
studios, have you and the restof the guys from Deaf Leppard ever done
the Beatles walk across the street?Oh yeah, a bunch of times.
I did it with Jimmy and twoother guys too. There's photographic evidence of
it somewhere. But awesome. Yeah, but we nearly got run over.

(49:30):
They're really kind of aggressive, theseup tight and aggressive and it's like,
whoa dear it was? It wasweird. Are you still doing Delta Deep?
The other band that you did youbrought into the studio that time and
man raised and if we get achance. But you know, Defebard has
sucked all the oxygen out of theroom. So it's like, I've been

(49:50):
so into this. I like theway he puts it. Def Leppard sucked
all the oxygen out of the room, So which is great because it's to
our thing, you know, it'sit's we nourish the entity that is death
Leapard and it kind of but ittakes a lot of maintaining. So yeah,
no, I love it. Andwe get to artistically express ourselves.

(50:12):
We get to you know, tickevery ambition box and all of these things.
So yeah, no, we loveit. So the fact that it
puts other things on the back burnerisokay, you know, it's that's time
with me. So what do youdo during your downtime? Because you just
finished up the South American tour,now you're going to kick off your European
tour. What do you do duringyour downtime? Phil? So what's downtime?

(50:35):
What is that? I kind offigured an answer like that. Phil,
is great to talk to you.Man. Listen, when the band
comes back here and comes to theStates, if you want to come in
here and sit with us for awhile, you'd be more than welcome.
We've got a chair already for you. Well, thank you boy. Just
to put it in a perspective,like yesterday we was up at seven,

(50:57):
went to the BBC recorded thing live. It's till about two or three o'clock
and i'man Joe done six hours ofinterviews after that. So that's what that's
what a day looks like. Yeah, downtime would be a nice thing.
So occasionally I went for a walkthis morning. That that was it just
round round the ten So that thatthat's kind of what you do. You're
trying to soak up the local thing. Will you just hang in there,

(51:19):
young fellow. You'll get some freetime sooner or later one day. Yeah,
thank you, And what a packageof the in CD two LP black
vinyls limited colored vinyl limited picture disc. You guys are going all out for
this new album. Pull out allthe stop. Yeah, man, Phil
Colling, everybody thank calling Phil,Tell everybody else, tell Joe. We

(51:40):
all say hi, thank you.I will cheers. Yes, bringing on
the heartache for years and years.Coming up. We have some Texas Rangers
tickets we do next Friday Nights gameand gets the Murners Murners coming down.
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is soon going to be in fullswing and pilots American Airlines have reached a
new deal just in time for thepeak travel c speed American Airlines pilots have
been picketing at the carrier's major hubsinclude DFW International Airport after their union had
voted to authorize a strike. Well, A representative with the pilots union said,

(53:07):
pilots are feeling supported after reaching aprincipal agreement with American Airline. Good
because you don't want to have astrike new now. I mean, timing
couldn't be better. A summer travelseason is just now getting started. As
the numbers show it's going to bea busy one with busy ticket counters,
packed security lines, and excited passengerswanted to fly hither, thither to go

(53:29):
visit somebody. After four years ofnegotiations and several worker strikes, fort Worth
based American Airlines reached the principal agreementwith the Allied Pilots Association on Friday,
so not to where go ahead andbook your trip now. Yeah, you
know, Memorial Day week on thisweekend an official start of summer. That's
right. Had The growing Texas economyled the state to once again dominate the

(53:51):
list of fastest growing areas in thecountry. The Census Bureau estimates that as
of July first, twenty twenty two, four Worth had the largest increase over
the year, with more than nineteenthousand people at it. Yes, city
is now the thirteenth largest in thecountry with about nine hundred and fifty six
thousand people. Dallas and Frisco hadthe thirteenth and fifteenth largest increases. The

(54:14):
Denton County city of Little Elm thefifth fastest growing in the country, with
an increase of eight percent in oneyear. The DFW metroplex now has about
seven point nine million residents and isthe fourth largest metro area in the country,
behind only New York, Los Angelesand Chicago. We beat Sancisco.

(54:36):
Yeah, I wish we could beatthe forty nine ers now, howdy folks.
The State Fair of Texas is stilla few months away, but there
was already excitement building The State Fairannounced the theme for this year's fair.
It's Explore the Midway. It honorsthe fairst famous bed way filled with games,
foods, and rides. The StateFair also released some of the theme

(55:00):
art, which features the popular Flipa Chick game. The flip a Chick
game? Is that where you hitit? Um? That's a dumbass game.
But it's also the top of TexasTower and even a big tex riding
a carouself. It's a special yearfor the carousel. It turns one hundred

(55:21):
years old this year. Yeah.The State Fair of Texas opens on September
twenty ninth and runs through October twentysecond. Out there us we do.
It's tradition. Yeah. Priscilla Presleystill fighting with her relatives. She won't
be buried next to her husband,Elvis Yeah the king. Seventy seven year

(55:43):
old ex wife reportedly made the requestduring negotiations for her late daughter, Lisa
Murray Pressley's trust. Priscilla has tobe laid to rest on the Graceland property
in Memphis, but was denied.Lisa Murray, who died in January,
and her son Benjamin Keel are bothburied there, along with several other members
of the Presley family. Priscilla didreceive millions of dollars in her settlement with

(56:05):
Elvis Presley Enterprises over Lisa Marie's trust. Uh. Lisa Marie's eldest daughter,
Rodde Keo, remains the official beneficiaryFishierary Toyot of her late mother's trust.
And she's having a problem with Priscillafor some reason. I mean because it's
the ex wife. Well still thoughshe's the mother of Lisa Marie. Okay,

(56:28):
but maybe they're married, but henever remarried. Well that's true.
Were they divorced, baby mama.I know you guys are telling me that,
I understand that, But I'm talkingabout just playing Devil's autoca on top
of Elvis's Yeah, there you go. Yeah, he had a hole in

(56:50):
arn. They'd have to dig uphis dad and movies because his mom and
dad barry her coffin on top ofElvis's called, oh he don't want that?
Who wants that? Your ex wifeon? I think they got Lisa
Marie. She was on the drilla little hole in that play reach up
in there and get me a little. You guys heard this over the weekend

(57:16):
Disney pulled the plug on a onebillion dollar project on Thursday that would have
brought more than two thousand jobs tothe region because of its ongoing beef or
beef with Florida Governor Rond de Santa. The company had planned to relocate two
thousand employees from its imageering department fromsouthern California to Florida for the one point

(57:37):
three billion dollar project known as LakeNona Town Center. Although many employees were
unhappy with the proposed move, Disneyplanned to go ahead with it in part
because of a tax credit that wouldallow the company to recoup about five hundred
and seventy million bucks over the nexttwo decades. Okay, it's an economic
impact for them. However, thatall changed that Disney got into a war

(58:00):
of words with DeSantis, who madeit hard for Disney to do business in
the state following the company's criticism ofhis don't say gay law. Oh yeah,
so this is just this ain't overman. Didn't you just tell me
it was eight years ago that wewent to Disneyland for their sixtieth verse twenty
fifteen. Ye and it was todayright something the memories on Facebook? Yeah,

(58:25):
man, remember honey boo boo.Yeah, a little trashy white little
girl. Well she is a highschool graduate now graduated high school. What's
your name, Alana or Elena orsomething like that. I just know,
honey boo boo, Yeah, AlanaThompson. Yeah, but honey boo boo
just sounds ignorant. They speaking ofhigh school. In nineteen sixty six,

(58:49):
Manual High School in Denver had apolicy against long hair for its male students,
which meant that Otis Taylor wasn't allowedto graduate unless he cut his hair.
Football. No, the football playerdifferent though his table. When told
it was his hair or a diploma, he chose his hair wow, and
said the hell with it. Now, over fifty years later, he's finally
allowed to get his diploma from hishigh school after it started planning to make

(59:13):
amends to several students that were alsobanned from graduating because of their hair.
Look now he's bald. Yeah,it happened, It happened. It does.
And I remember old man who ourprincipal has always been going to airs
on the collar there, Yeah,yeah, okay. The lone Star ticket
window has tickets to see the TexasRangers take on the Seattle Murners next Friday

(59:36):
Night at Globe Life Field. Ifyou'll hang on, Anna will come up
with a number. You got it, I got it, an I know
what you do. Dallas Force ClassicRock lone Star ninety two five. Pete
Brown. I don't know if youknow his name, but Pete Brown was
the longtime lyrical partner of the lateJack Bruce and c. He co wrote

(59:58):
that song Funchin or You're He alsodid White Room, I Feel Free,
a bunch of other ones. Hepassed away on Friday from cancer on what
would have been what about five daysafter what would have been Jack Bruce's eightieth
birthday. Big Brown was eighty two. That means Eric Clapton is now the
sole surviving member of Queen. Queen. Well, he switched bands every once

(01:00:22):
in a while. You can't blamethem. So Kevin from a Mesquite is
going to see your red hot TexasRangers take on the Mariners a week from
Friday. They was whooping that.I wish I would have seen those first
five runs and Jimmy out at theconcession getting hot dogs or everybody. And
of course the line just was ridiculous. And they don't have a TV screen

(01:00:44):
for you to see the game whileyou're in line for the concessions. Wrong,
they even had it when it wasTurnpike Stadium, they did. They
had TVs by the concessions. Theywere probably about those little twelve inches black
and white anything. Either way,you could have seen what was going on
in line waiting to get hot dogsstale hot dogs. Yeah, and you

(01:01:05):
guys had had great hot dog theone that I had, Yeah, wasn't
that good? Man? And Iwas. I was thinking back to whenever
you said, man with Wallpark food, ain't that good? They really is?
My dog was delicious. What aboutyours? Boh god, it's good.
Yeah. At least they had morestuff to put on. Yeah,
I got you extra hall openions outside. Used to they just give you a
Lou Lou Mustard Bays hot dog wasgreat too. I think yours was the

(01:01:29):
only one that was bad. Sorry, Mary, because they saw you coming.
Randy games on it. Where's theguy that used to throw him?
Yeah, I would be happy withthe guy who just would throw him three
rows down. Remember the guy thatwould waff around going hot he go,
I don't know. I think hepassed away and they didn't hire a new
guy. To replace him. Well, they did, but he just didn't
want to serve us. That's whatit was. Well, what'd you say

(01:01:52):
to him? And then right nextto us was Marty the one Party.
Yeah, Marty from Billy Bobs.He Marty, he's sitting there, He
goes, I got four adults andsix kids with me. I'm about to
get out of here. Those kidsended up on the Jumbo drawn. They
were the cheerleaders cavern for the range. Every time he said get loud,
they were jumping. A great day. Yeah, I'm expected to see Martin.

(01:02:14):
I know. Oh, he says, thirty eight specials playing at Billy
Bob from this Friday twenty So it'sokay this day, You're right this Friday.
See, I'm confusing myself and I'mjust trying to help here, don't
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Star ninety two five must be myfavorite Elton John song? Yes, Bernie

(01:03:22):
Taupin? What it must not havebeen your favorite? You like? Ended
it really well? Just tired ofbeing here? No, Bernie Taupin.
Elton John's riding partners seventy three yearsold today, and I'm gonna be inducted
into the Rock and Roll Hall ofFame exactly. Should have been a long
time ago, but I thought hewas older than seventy three. It's all

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that riding with Elton or him out, I guess, so I would imagine
that it did. Tomorrow is anothertoy Box Tuesday. If you can think
of some goodies that we haven't playedin a long time, we'll let us
know. Already have some. I'malready picked out, but I can be
persuaded to change my tune, don'tyou know. And they remind you a

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lot of times of things that youhad forgotten about. Well, they also
remind me of stuff I go lookingfor. Did I do that? Yes?
You did? Oh, I guessI did. We've got audio evidence
of it. Sometimes it's a biggersurprise for me than it is for most
of y'all there. But we dohave some time wasters for in case you
get to work and you don't feellike doing We have some really great time

(01:04:27):
wasters for a Monday. So thefirst of two Jeff Beck tribute concerts are
going to be held tonight London's RoyalAlbert called first ones tonight, the second
ones tomorrow night. Now, theywere organized by Eric Clapton with the blessing
of Jeff Beck's widow, Sandra,But it was Rod Stewart who had the
idea. Of course, you know, he was with the Jeff Beck group
from nineteen sixty seven to sixty nine. He's the one that suggested it to

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Eric Clapton. Were at the funeral. He jabbed me to say the tribute
Albert Hole talk. I said,okay, it'll just be a bunch of
the same thank you. Some peopleare going to come from America the Iron
by as if it was a Crossroadsgig, because I thought, well,
if you're going to do at tributeto Jeff, you've got to have the

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best players you can think of toeven be able to do the melodies or
the fol sets that he was doingand pull it off because he can't imitate
him. You have to do thebest rendition that you can find that I
think it'd be pretty expect man.That's what you get for interrupting people in
the bathroom. He's trying to dropa deuce and come in there asking him

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question and he's trying to answer politely. That's how Rod Stewart rolls. But
it's gonna be pretty cool, likea Crossroads thing. Yeah, Givens is
going to be there, Joe Perry, all these big names, and up
on our page you can check outa video of Clapton and Jeff Beckett Crossroads
Guitar Festival in two thousand and fourperforming because we've ended as lovers. Oh
you're right here in Dallas. Yeahyeah. Hey, So food Fighters finally

(01:06:00):
announced h Taylor's permanent replacement. It'sgoing to be Josh Freeze. Uh.
He used to play with Offspring andthen they took him off as their permanent
drummer nine days ago on their socialmedia. Yeah, well now we know
why, because he's going to bewith the Food Fighters. We've got a
video of him playing nothing at allwith the rest of the guys from Food

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Fight. Josh was part of theTaylor Hawkins tribute last year they do his
two concerts they did, he wasdrumming whenever Wolfe was on stage. Wolfie
was on stage, and I thinkthe whole rest of the day he was
there too. He was in theOffspring. Yeah, yeah, is that
the one you got? Okay,he's apparently like some really in demand a

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session and touring drummer. So nowhe's going to be with the Food Fighters.
Well, earlier we talked to PhilCollin before def Leppard began their UK
and European leg of the Stadium tourwith Motley Crue. Well, they had
a little celebration for Friday's release oftheir new album Drastic Symphonies, and we've
got video of them play at thislittle club in their hometown of Sheffield,

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England, and it's too Late forLove that you can check out that video
Sting interviewed on the Red Carpet foran award that he was up for.
Not a fan of artificial intelligence,he does not hold back in this interview.
He says, you know, musicbelongs to us, to human beings,
not to AI. And I don'tknow if you've heard about this,

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but Garth Brooks is going viral forhis story about showering. Was Steven Tyler
of Aerosmall. They shared a lockerroom at New York Shay Stadium ahead of
a Billy Joel concert at the stadiumbefore they tore it down, and he
made the revelation on the Kelly ClarksonShow. Kelly Clarkson, It's just so
adorable in this clip. You gotto check it out with Garth sharing the
story about him and Steven Tyler inthe shower. Also on our page a

(01:07:47):
video of John Resnick of the GoogleDolls and Mark Roberish from O A R.
They're doing a cover of Tom Petty'sI Won't Back Down, a really
cool version of it. And wehave the video of the late Doctor John
On doing Stackilee. It's his firsttrack from the new live album Doctor John
the Montrose Years, which is goingto be out June second. You want

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to check that out. Other timewasters. You thought your dog was good
at tricks, Kobe and Rosie,Well we've got a video of a dog
playing Jenga. It went viral likethree years ago, and guess what,
it's going viral again because playing prettygood at it. Dude, He's actually
better than me at it. Checkout the video on the bow and then
page at Lone Star com Dallas,What Words Classic. We're out the Lone

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Star ninety two five and we madeit through a month, yes, especially
after that World Win weekend. Molly. We did something every single night.
We did every single night, andmy brain sales are going, don't you
ever pull that again? I hadmajor fomo seeing the post that Randy had
from the Zebra Show in McKinney andthen you guys at nerd Halen. I

(01:08:55):
was out at Grandscape in the Colonyfor that Hawaiian Lou album. Yeah,
but I had fo I was like, I missed the Guys show, but
then I saw you guys yesterday.Yeah, that was a good man.
Then I'm gonna have to work withhim tomorrow. Now tomorrow is another toy
Box Tuesday where we'll play some stufffrom the old archives, the ever increasing

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archives. In fact, I wasgonna save the Doocy sing Share for tomorrow,
but I said, nay, Ican't that wait. I had to
play Become. I mean, Ilook forward to shares birthday, not because
I'm that huge of a fan,just because I know we can play Doocy.
Normal radio shows would pull up theirinterview with Share or something like.

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I like, we Jederal will talkto us. Now when Doocy if he
ever retires, we have to sendthat to foxcor so the big oh yeah,
oh I'm sure they retirement. Ye. Now up next is our after
show decompressions a little delayed. That'sgonna be delayed, and I'll tell you

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why. Another one of those dumbassmeetings we have to add. I mean,
seriously, I will get it.It'll just be a little late,
So don't work. We'll get there. We'll get there eventually, we'll come
the notification and we'll see you tomorrowfor toybots. Student. Keep between the
ditchen. Bye,