The Bo and Them Full Show (Ep 949)

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Episode Transcript

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I want to take a little rolehere, mister Garvey. What is it
a run? Some of us needto leave a few minutes early today?
Oh oh is that so? Andwhat praytail? Is the reason for this
premature exodus? Your book photos umused to leave fifteen minutes earlier to meet

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up with our clubs. All right, you know what. That might work
with other substitute teachers. But Itaught in the in the city for over
twenty years. Now y'all want toleave my class early so y'all can go
meet up at the club. Ain'tnone of y'all hold enough to go to

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the damn club? Ridiculous, misterGarvey. God, the sort of a
bitch? Did I see? Doctor? Just then? Yes, I'm gonna
throw you at the damn window.What jay quellin, mister Garvey. We're
telling the truth. Week. Wehave clubs at this school. We have
clubs for special interests. Okay,I see. So y'all want to play?

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Y'all want to play? Yeah,okay, we're gonna play little games.
Fine, I'll play. I'm morethan happy to play some games with
y'all. Anyone who's in a clubstand your ass up? Uh huh?
Oh yeah, there is. Thereis the usual suspects. What the hell
club are you in? Jay Quelin? Future Leaders of America? Okay,

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okay, how would you know ifyou're gonna be a leader in the future.
Is there a star day in yourbedroom? Can you travel through time?
Jay Quellen? No? This,sit the flip down blocket and use
the thing. I don't even knowwhy I'm about to ask you this blocke.

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What club are you in? Partof the Spanish club? This?
You were about the Spanish as RyanSeacrest with a big ass fraggle rock hand.
How about you d nice in thechess club. I'm sorry, sweetheart,
you are not in the Mosquito BikeClub. Maybe it's hurtful truthful?

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Here he is a a ryn heWhat club are you in? I'm the
president of the Glee Club. Whydo I talk big club like the old
hair of a club dedicated to aTV shot. Take your ass to old
Shank Hands his office right now beforeI bust a club up in your butt.

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No mistivus and deceitful, chicaneris anddeplorable. This is Principal O'Shaughnessy.
Students, Please report to the gymnasiumfor your clubs, fake announcement. Now
does anybody here have a valid reasonfor leaving this classroom? Timoti, I
gotta go pick up my daughter.Now that's part two of the substitute Teacher

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the key and feel bit. Sincesince we're graduating, now, yeah,
I gonna give you that little tasteas you on your way out into the
real world. That's it. Man. I was asking my friend's son,
who goes to Heubret High School,said, so, when do you get
your yearbook? He was like,I don't think until the last day of
school. I was like, whatdon't you have to have it? Like

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everybody sign it? Right, Well, that's that's why we would have yearbook
signing parties. You're going over tosomebody's house. You pass your yearbook around.
People like something cute, they passit on. You get everybody sign
your yearbook. Everybody always said,don't never change. Yeah, don't ever
stand, stay just the way youare whatever, don't ever change. Well
physically I am going to change becauseit has been what Yeah, okay,

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I don't change a lot. Yes, we have, we all have.
No I'm starting to sound like thesubstitute Teva. They ain't gonna make a
club named Basterday show Ryan Seacrest,Oh boy, well, good morning everybody.
How but it is a toy BoxTuesday. Got some little goodies picked

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out for you. You do.Any suggestion from y'allas is absolutely open.
Let me know, to be honestwith you, I haven't even thought about
it. Well, I know,but the rascules may have something they usually
do. Yeah, yeah, becauseI've gotten a couple of requests for those
and I will get to them.We actually get requests for Toy Box Tuesday

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bits more than we get requests forsongs. Yeah, we do. We
really do, especially on Tuesday.Yes, you know, And I know
what we're celebrating today. It's LaborDay. I thought that's in September.
It's Labor Day. In Jamaica,barely they celebrate Labor Day, so I
don't know why that's on the list, but I thought i'd throw you off.

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Labor Day. No, it's notMemorial Day, Wigan. And yet
it's Culture and Literacy Day. Yeah, we can read. But culture in
here, of course, we hada lot of culture. Oh yeah,
yeah, so does bacteria. Yes, International Day to end Obstetric Fistulia.

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What is that? I don't know. When I heard the word fishtula,
I got a little nervous. YetI've heard that on Grey's Anatomy. It
is a hole that develops between thebirth canal, the bladder and or the
director. It's a fistula. Baileywas all over and I don't know.
I ain't doing no ficiala for nobody. It's nasty. Yeah it does.

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That's why I was a little nervous, but I did it anyway. It's
World's Crown and Collitus Day. Yes, it is another medical term. I'm
not real cool with mentioning collinder fair. But wait a minute, this is
my favorite. It is National Drinkingwith Chickens Day. What that's what I
said? Huh, drinking with chicken? You live on a farm, you

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do that every day? Yeah?Take them out for a beer or what
the problem is the more drunk ofchicken gets, the louder they start start
getting embarrassing. Oh yes, theystart getting loud and stories about the goats.
I'm about to cut you up andfry. You ain't no other way.
You won't shut up. So that'swhat we're celebrating to every eat chicken

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livers. Yeah, fried chicken livers. Yeah, how do you prepare that?
You like bread it and fry it? Yeah? Yeah, just deep
fried it? Hines fit to sevensauce chicken bread chicken fried chicken livers?
Yeah, yeah, I'm not bigon chicken livers. I used to be,
but not so much anymore. Wouldmy mom would make liver and onions?
Yeah? What? What kind ofliver was that? Was? That?

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That was cash? Cash it was? It smelled good while they were
cooking it didn't Did you see howbig the liver it was? You had
a chicken that big, he'd bebig as this damn room. I'd walk
into the house and smell that,turn around and say, what's miss Weston
cooking? Then I come to yourhouse and I can't stand this? Well.

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Vince's mom she was a high schoolcooking teacher. Oh really? So
she used to bring pies and cookieshome all the time. Could you teach
my mother not to make liver andonions anymore? Please? Hellor have merket
All right? We gotta look atsports of all sorce to nice tonight.
We gotta get it done. Yeah, I know, I'm not taking any

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chances because every time I do,I jink some I'm not wearing a Star
shirt today. I got okay,Well, if they don't win, then
I'll have to wear it next time. Hey, anyway, let's do our
morning. But its men, andit's gonna be a man Dallas Forest Classic

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Rock lone Star ninety two fives onlyrock and roll. But I like it,
ben't Betty, Betty good to us? Yes it is. It's a
good thing. We don't have tolisten to some of the music that goes
down there. That's all I'm saying. Hey, sports fans, at six
thirty, it's time for sports ofall sorts. And now things get a
little serious. With the Stanley Cupplayoffs down to four teams, the level

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of play has increased. Vegas isbetter than Seattle, just as Seattle was
better than Minnesota. It means theStars have to be better. But that
hasn't been happening, has it.That didn't happen in Game one, Dallas
still pushed the game into overtime.Didn't happen for the Golden Knights in Game
two, but they found a wayto win it late. Yeah, it's
when the Stars go into overtime.Didn't Doucey say something yesterday? Yes,

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the Stars just cannot win it overright, that's heartbreaking. They need to
find a way because if Dallas it'sdown three to nothing or even three to
one in the series, the oddssay it is extremely difficult to advance to
the Stanley Cup Finals. Now.Dallas opened the Western Conference Final against the
Vegas Golden Nice Friday night at TiamoWill Arena. Facing the Golden Knights in
the postseason for the second time.So far, Vegas has helps the Stars

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winless in the first two games ofthe series. As saying tonight as a
must win game would be accurate todescribe the Stars mindset going into Game three
at the American Airline Center. Actorwatching the Lakers get swept by Denver last
night in the NBA Western Conference Finals, most of us tend to be a
little nervous about absolutely so cross yourfingers and think happy thoughts. And speaking

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of getting swept tonight, the BostonCeltics traveled to Miami an attempt to avoid
being swept by the series underdog MiamiHeat, so both conferences could be swept
yes tonight. Going into the series, Boston had a plus one hundred odds
of winning the series, while Miamiwas going off at plus sixteen hundred,
but look at Miami about to putthem away. Boston Celtics at Miami Heats

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seven thirty tonight on T and T. Last night, the Denver Nuggets swept
the Lakers, right, Yes,they defeated the Lakers one thirteen to one
to eleven to advance to their firstNBA Finals, and tonight the Miami Heat
could complete a sweep of the BostonCeltics to advance to the finals too.
Now, all of this is lessthan ideal for the NBA. Sweeps mean

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fewer games on TV and fewer gamesto sell. Average. If Miami sweeps
the Celtics, fans will have towait eight days for the finals to start.
That means no basketball until June first. Also, if Miami wins,
the NBA Finals will involve the DenverNuggets and the Miami Heat, not the
big time brand name matchup as Lakersversus Celtics. That would draw in more

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casual fans and lead to be it'sold Lebron's fault too, because last night
he had two chants to tie itup. I know, Annie, didn't
I know? And could this alsomean the end of his career? Let's
see. Los Angeles Lakers superstar LebronJames has expressed on multiple occasions that he

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has a desire to play in theNBA with his son Brawny, who likely
will enter the league for the twentytwenty four twenty five season. But Lebron
might be having a change of heart. After the Lakers were swept in the
Western Conference Finals by the Denver Duggetslast night in front of their home crowd,
it appears that Lebron is unsure ifhe will play next season and retirement

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is under consideration. If Lebron wereto walk away would bring to an end
one of the greatest careers in NBAhistory. Earlier this season, of course,
we all remember he passed Kareene abdulJabbar for the most regular season points
in NBA history, But it's alsovery possible that the emotions of a bitter
NBA playoff exit caused James to hintat retirement. Time will tell if Lebron

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actually will walk away or if he'llbe back playing for the Lakers next season.
We shall soon see who knows whoknows? Well, Let's see what
the Rangers, your Texas Rangers,spend the rest of the month of May
on the road until they returned tothe Shed next Friday night against the Mariners,
which you can win tickets to aroundeight forty when the lone star ticket
window opens. But they kicked offa three game series last night in Pittsburgh

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where the Rangers bats went cold untillate in the game and a six to
four loss to the Pirates. Andcheck this out, Rangers throughout a Pirate
at the plate from the outfield.It was awesome. That was in the
bottom of the seventh inning, butafter a review, the call was overturned.
Yeah he did. The guy wassafe, actually, adding to the

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Pirates six runs the five and two. Nathan Eovaldi tries to even it up
tonight from the mound, first pitch, five thirty five from Pittsburgh. Alright,
we're still in first place, though, right barely? Yeah, that
barely hanging on by the quote skinof our teeth, as they say.
Earlier this week, the voters ofTempe ARIZONAM rejected a proposal that would have

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involved building a new stadium to keepthe NHL team, the Coyotes, in
town. It's very likely the Coyoteswill be relocating because of this myth While
it's a bummer for hockey fans inArizona, the voters might have chosen wisely.
A new study found that professional sportsstadiums don't have the economic impact on

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the community that you might think.Really, it seems having a sports stadium
and all the development around that stadiumdoesn't really bring in new money, which
is kind of what I thought becauseof all the tax incentives that they give
to the stadiums. Instead, itjust diverts money that would have been spent
in other parts of the community.It's diverted spending and not new spending,

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which results in a big loss ofmoney for the city. Sense I don't
know. I don't know. Andgolfer Michael Block captured the hearts of people
across America at the PGA Championship andnow what he calls his Block Party is
headed to Fort Worth. Block isa forty six year old club pro from

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Mission Vayo, California. Mission closeenough. He had a life changing weekend
at the PGA. He was pairedwith golf superstar Rory McElroy for the final
round of the major. He endedup finishing in the top fifteen at a
major and even sinking a hole inone final round. Shortly after walking off
the eighteenth green, following the trophypresentation, he shared the tournament champion Brooks

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kept Block received a phone call informinghim he's been invited to compete at the
Colonial. At the PGA, Blockearned the payday of close to two hundred
and ninety thousand dollars. Before that, the largest party he'd ever won was
seventy five thousand dollars. Oh wow, so that's a nice little rage.
Yeah. Yeah. Remac Navara Supercar, which is street legal and powered by

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four electric motors, shocked the worldby breaking twenty three performance and speed world
records in one day. This thingwent from zero to sixty miles per hour
and only one point seven four seconds. And it also went zero to one
hundred miles per hour and only threepoint two three seconds. Not too shabby.

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Now, the engineers who created thistwo point two million dollar car say
they are not done. They believethat they can create a car that can
go from zero to sixty and undera second. They're working on it right
now, so stay tuned to seeif they can pull it off. If
you would to zero from zero tosixty and under a second, you would
be smashed against the seat. Thatwould be you would think. And speaking

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of speed, I got a chanceto see the NASCAR All Star Race yes
true day from the legendary North WilkesboroRacetack in North Carolina. There Kyle Larson
won that race. It was kindof a boring race to me because he
led the entire race almost But NASCAR'sAll Star Race festivities were marred by an
unfortunate event that happened over the radioof Bubba Wallace, the only black full

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time driver in the Cup Series.As Wallace was finishing second behind Larsen in
the race, Wallace's radio signal wasquote hijacked by someone who sent out derogatory
messages to the driver, quote goback to where you came from a hole
and you suck and you're not wantedin NASCAR. What. NASCAR is investigating
the incident, but this isn't thefirst time a driver's radio communications have been

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commandeered by a quote fan, Ohreally, yeah. He came in on
second and in the post race interviewwith Jamie Little on Fox Sports, there
was a picture of him flipping thebird. Yes, I saw that,
and I wonder if him he waskind of adjusting his u his strap on
his on a suit. Yeah,but it was a it was a real

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apparent. Oh yeah, it wasa stokey here you go. And I
wonder if that has something to dowith that radio comment? Could be could
you just never know? Never?All right? Get ready cused up?
Freaking full file is next on theBowling Them Joe Dallas Howards Classic Rot Lone

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Star ninety two five. The DoobieBrothers have their fiftieth anniversary reunion tour,
but it has hit a snag.The guitar singer and founding member Tom Johnston
has withdrawn from the tour because hehas a back injury. Oh no,
Now, when people go, theywant to hear China Grove sung with the
lead singer that they've been listening totheir whole lot. They're not going to

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try to replace him on the tour, are they. Well. Johnson didn't
reveal the cause of his back injury, but did reveal his doctors warned him
that he should quote not be performingat this time. Doobie Brothers will continue
on without their mate, resuming Thursdayin Hollywood, Florida. But then again,
you know, you gotta have theDoobie Brothers sound that made you fame.
Yeah, when you have to changethe set list, called Michael McDonald

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over and now much time for thefreaking full final. A swifty that's fan
of Taylor Swift. Yeah, whois at the Foxboro, Massachusetts Taylor Swift
concert on Saturday, is looking tocash in on rainwater. The concert went
on despite torrential rains that lasted forover three hours, and one fan says

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that they collected some of the rainwaterduring the concert and is selling it for
two hundred and fifty dollars for asmall jar. Yeah, there's a sucker
born every minute and they're probably gettingit. There's some sucker really from a
real Taylor Swift club. Why wouldthey put Taylor Swift and endangered and go
on with the past. There wasn'tlightning. Yeah, if there's lightning,
then they canceled. Yeah. Well, it's labeled Taylor Swift eras tour merch

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rain. The jars are also labeledas being from the Happy Valley Weed dispensary
in the area. The listing appearsto be gone from Facebook marketplace, but
not before the seller caught some grieffrom commenters, one saying floor seats rain
or balcony rain. And speaking ofselling, a woman in the UK has

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gotten rich from selling her spit.You know, remember the woman farted in
a jar, woman teasing a jar, and this woman also sells her bathwater
to Twenty two year old Latitia Jonesrevealed her odd business on TikTok, saying
what started as a fluke has nowturned into a full time job. Jones

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started out studying biomedical science in orderto become a doctor, but studying and
side hustling at a grocery store didn'tpay the bills, so she started an
only fans page. That's when hertinkie admirers started asking for things like her
bathwater and her spit, and sheobliged. Oh my gosh, now that's
just nest. How much bitter arewe talking about the habit our toejamo Jos

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now sells her salib from anywhere fromtwo hundred dollars to almost two thousand.
The seven Spider has been able topay off her debt, her mother's debt,
and even buy a horse for hersister. When asked how her nearest
and dearest feel about her a buddingcareer, she replied, everyone laughs about
it, but I'm the one makingthe money. There you go. Seven

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year old Max Alexander has been creatingdresses since he was four years old,
and he insists, are you readyfor this? That he was Italian designer
Gucci in a past life. Really, now, most seven year old boys
probably don't even know who or whatGucci is, but Max Alexander not only
knows all about the famous Italian designer, he claims to have been him in

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a past life. The boy's mother, Madison, said that he revealed his
passion for women's fashion one evening intwenty twenty one. While they were all
at the dinner table. He requesteda mannequin to display his creations on,
and after Madison made him one outof cardboard, he started working his magic,
displaying his incredible talent at an agewhen other kids are just learning how

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to read and write. Max isa seasoned fashion designer with clients like are
you ready Sharon Stone creates dresses forSharon Stone? From a seven year old
kid? Yes. The craziest thingwas that Max had never been exposed to
women's fashion before. He just startedmaking dresses, and he's been diligently educating

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himself on sewing, on fabrics andthe like. His parents believed that fashion
is just in his genes because hisgrandparents were in the fashion business in Montreal,
but the boy didn't know anything aboutthat when he started dressmaking. He
really does believe that he was Gucciin a past life. Well, who
are we to say anyway? AColombian doctor has been ordered by a court

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of law to financially support a patient'sbaby until it turns eighteen after the patient
ended up conceiving the baby despite undergoinga vasectomy. Oh Diego Narranco, a
doctor from Mediine, Columbia, willhave to pay millions of pacos to support
one of his patients baby after heassured the man that the vasectomy he had

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performed had been successful and he nolonger needed to use other means of contraception.
Well there, however, the manended up leaving his wife pregnant and
having an unplanned baby. Subsequent spermtests showed that the vassectomy had in fact
not been successful, and the parentsof the baby sued the doctor, claiming
that his mistake had had serious implications, both financial and emotional. A judge

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is now ruled that the doctor mustsupport the baby until it turns eighteen years
old. Now check this out.According to the recent court ruling, doctor
Narranco will have to pay the patient'sfamily eighty current minimum wages or twenty thousand
dollars twenty thousand, three hundred dollarsin moral damages, thirteen thousand, two
hundred in legal fees, and thirtyone thousand, five hundred is child support.

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Wow, you piss me off.Oh you're gonna like this one.
This one made me laugh. Thejudges of the prestigious Gilbert L. Gaillard
International Wine Competition were duped into awardingthis year's gold medal to a two dollars

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and seventy cents supermarket wine they deemedexceptional. I mean, that's a mad
Dog twenty twenty level. That's boxedwine level exactly. Eric Boshman and his
team decided to find out how valuablea medal is by taking the worst supermarket
wine they could find and registering aprestigious wine competition. Boshman decided to go

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with the cheapest and worst tasting winehe could find, a two dollars in
seventy cent bottle that was selected andthen disguised as a premium product by naming
it Chateau Columbia and creating a moreeye catching label. Batchman started praising,
Oh he's praising this rotten gut wineas exceptional to fellow tasters and wine enthusiast

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said you must try some of these, betting on the fact that many of
them tend to be influenced by theirpeers. In the end, the prank
worked like a charm. The cheapwine won the gold medal at the most
recent International Wine competition, with thejudges describing it as suave, nervous,
a quality of fresh wine and arich palette and clean young sense that promised

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a nice complexity. Very interesting.That is a two dollars and seventy cent
bottle of wine. You guys werefooled. It just goes to show you
the morning. I wonder how theyexplained that. I don't know, but
bosh it is team recently revealed theirsuccessful prant, warning young consumers not all

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wine gold medal are created equal.Yeah, what a gold medal with a
two dollars and seventies in bottle ofrock gut one? Funny see, just
goals aren't fattened discriminate yea now isit no? Hey? Coming up next
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Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two five. Remember tomorrow, what's tomorrow? Aska
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Stuff Hotline two one four eight sixsix eighty six hundred. Leave your question

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there, we'll answer it on theair. We'll play Choose your News for
those Kiss tickets. And that's notall. Tomorrow is Jimmy Day. Yeah,
Hey, Jimmy's gonna be here.So does that mean that they can
ask Star Trek questions? This isyour last shot yeah, you can ask
Star Trek questions, yes or justHe'll probably give out the information you want
in the Star Trek rant here.But day, yeah, Jimmy, you'll

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be here tomorrow. We're gonna lethim take over the show. And because
it's his birthday tomorrow, yeah,man, And Tommy Chong is exactly ten
years older to the day than him. Tommy Chong will be eighty. Get
out of here. Yes, yes, Tommy just smoking up a storm.
I'm telling you, Okay, ToyBox Tuesday. This is just something I

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was just kind of looking through thefiles and said, oh yeah, I
forgot about this guy. This isthe guy we used to have on a
lot. His name is Craig gasright, and this is after he just
flew in because he was at aroast for Leda Ford and it was a
day anyway, this this is prettyfun. Yes, who's back, Craig.

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Yeah, he's so nice. Wehad him here twice. Yes,
you know, I've actually been intown for a couple of days, but
I took a trip to Los Angelesthat's for twelve hours. That's exactly what
I want to bring up. First, As you were at the roast of
d Snyder which was live on XSTVlast night on Mark Cuban's channel, And
apparently you're not gonna ever be invitedto an oz fest anytime soon because you

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called Sharon Osbourne a fat, sloppyc word. Yes, well what I
Here's what happened is, I was, uh, you know, I was
trying to like think of stuff aboutLida Ford and I said, well,
well, let's go through it.And uh so I had all these jokes
and one of them was Lida whostill looks great. Yeah, I said,

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you had sex with a lot offamous dudes in the eighties, which
is is true. She actually hasa big history with a bunch of dudes.
And they said, you think thatone of them would help you with
your career? And uh And Iwouldn't look at her when I was saying
this, I I'm do not lookat her. And I said, you
know, Leda was actually engaged toTony Iomi from Black said, does she
really? And now we know whathappened to his missing finger. Yeah,

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I understand was none too pleased withyour prof See, Craig, you may
not have seen this, but Ididn't want to look at her she was
yeah, because she was kind oflooking up, just kind of like shaking
her head a little bit, youknow, real slightly, you know,
just yeah, yeah, Leda pulla knife on you. She wasn't happy
about my next Tony Aaomi, whichwas Ronnie James Dia was with Tony Iomi

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longer than you were, and theymade a better record. Yeah, good
one. So I said, Leda, but I'll give you credit. I
said, Lida Ford the only womanin metal. And everyone started applauding,
and I said, wow, youliterally really opened the door for nobody.
Yeah, And so I wanted tothrow in a thing, and I was

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showing my comedian friends and I waslike should I, Oh, man,
I don't know. Yeah, Andwell your comedian friend said, dude,
you have to ye the roast.You gotta do it. And I said,
Leda was famously represented. She wasmanaged by the one and only Sharon
Osborn. And everybody applauded it.And I said, hey, now I'm
not talking about that that the sweet, likable, skinny reality show Sharon Osborne.

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I'm talking about that fat, sloppyc word from the nineteen eighty four.
Yeah, it's supposed to be aroast, not a character assassination yeah.
Yeah, but but now if yougo to a roast, you know,
you have to have thick skin becauseeverybody's going to assault you, whether
you're the person being roasted or not. Yeah. And I got a deaf

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family. My entire family is deaf, so I'm prepared to look at you
as and I know when the wordsdid you know Craig has a deaf family?
And then my brain just shuts downand I just smiled and go and
I just pretend like it doesn't hurt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
uh but that's that's what the wholething is. My strongest material, my
toughest stuff. That I said lastnight was about Zach Wild And when we

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got up there, I saw theysat me next to Zach. You didn't
know that ahead of time, oh, I thought. And when you came
in here, you were a littleafraid of that. Yeah. I was
frightened. And Zach during the roast, I don't know him. I go,
hey, I'm Craig gassing brother,right, so right, brother?
And then during the rose, wheneversomeone make him laugh, he go,
he punched me. I feel likeI got a polio vaccine. That was

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funny, brother, But but hewas saying enough stuff while we were hanging
then I thought like, all right, you know what. They didn't go
for this, and I walked upand I started out kind of lighting.
I said, Zach, you evenmentioned that you were scared of him.
I did, Yeah, Zack,you scare me, man like and I
left him for last. I said, Zach, you scare me. You
scare me. The Sons of Anarchycall they want you back at the club.

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And the line that I wanted todo and I was too scared to
do, was Zach you Uh,he looked like Greg Olman if he was
getting raped by the Harry and Henderson. And I didn't get you told us
you were gonna use that. Yeah. Yeah, And I didn't use it.
I know, I'm sitting next tothe guy. He's beating me up

(31:26):
while he's happy. I'm scared ofthe man. But I did slip in
a new line. I had anew line about Zach. I. Uh.
I gotta say I saw something funnythat you said recently in an interview
that about your next album was gonnabe a departure. Um, Zach,
that that's not a departure. Adepartures When Ozzy Osbourne looks at you and

(31:48):
goes get out of my bed.That's a departure. Yeah, and uh,
I gotta I I taped it.I gotta watch it when I get
well. I'm gonna be talking aboutit on stage because I always talk about
the Roast of Jean Simmons and thestuff you didn't get to see at the
Roast of Jean Simmons on stage.I did a roasta Tommy Lee, and
I always talking about that on stage. But I'll also be talking about some

(32:09):
other stuff that happened at the droast while I'm at the aten T Center
tonight and tomorrow night. And uhand what I'm getting And I don't know
if I should be talking about thison the air, but sure, but
Leda wanted to leave halfway through,and Scottie and convinced her to stay.
Yeah, she was upset, right, it's a roast. Lead to get

(32:31):
over it, Like were you hearing? Yeah, Well she started out strong
and then um, and then shegot a little nervous. But uh,
it was a combination of a bunchof things. But um, but you
have to know that when you goup there, you're gonna get hit.
Of course you are. I mean, it's um like one of my favorite

(32:52):
lines of all time is Greg Giraldoat the rosta chief and John looked at
Ralphie may lose, you know roundfor made lovable guy, big game,
really overweight, and gregs, you'reall a sit. Robbie, you are
a fat mess. You're the onlyguy that when you watch a porto you
actually finished. When the pizza deliveryguys, you're show no pod. Of

(33:20):
course I sounded like Katherine Hemper Dallasfor worst Classic rod lone Star ninety two
five. Okay, coming up,who about less than half an hour?
We have kiss tickets. We doa toy box Tuesday, means you might
have to identify a toy commercial.Oh, in fact, I will even
give you a bigger hint than thatsokay, it's a board game commercial,

(33:42):
alright? Is narrowing it down.And I may have actually done this before
you have. I may have donethis. Look at you now? Is
it a board game that Randy orI would have played? Yeah? Young,
all right, so a popular boardgame because there were so many,
oh my god, they were soboard games that I couldn't even figure out,
right, But this one is prettyeasy. Okay, Now I don't

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know if you've heard about this,But Kyles from across the country in Canada
met in the Texas city of Kyle, Texas in hopes of breaking a world
record. Yea very nice. OnSunday, one thousand, four hundred and
ninety Kyles attended the Kyle Fair toparticipate in breaking the world record for the
most people with the same name gatheredin the same spot. The world record

(34:30):
of people first name together in thesame spot belongs to the city of Kupreski
Koshi in Bosnia Herzegovina that gathered twothousand, three hundred and twenty five people
named Ivan in two thousand seventeen.That's a lot of Ivan's and that's at
the world record. But with onlyone thousand, four hundred and ninety Kyles,

(34:52):
the record wasn't broken. So thecity of Kyle says they hope even
more Kyles will joined them next yearat their fifth attempt to break the world
record. Oh, they've already triedto. They tried it four other times
before this. Hey. Now lookat this here logo they got for the
Kyle Fair, a textravaganza. Yeah, what are these cowboys doing on this

(35:15):
piece of steak? It looks likethey're Man, it looks a whole lot
more sinister than it had been onfirst and he looks like he's beating it
too more. Kyles didn't show upfor that. Oh my god, let's
party at late Kyle no beat meatjokes. So just telling you what it
looks like up there. Oh man, Oh well, better luck. Next

(35:38):
guy went all the way from Californiafrom Los Angeles, drove to near Austin
and Kyle to take part in thisto you didn't have to live in Kyle.
No. No. They had theribbon rita contest too, the what
rib and rita contest? Ribs withmargaritas that sounds yummy? Or they were
hitting rita. It looks like it. It's like. Kyle Daniel performed from

(36:02):
four to four fifteen. Who's he? I don't know. I don't know
body named Kyle. That's all theyneed to headline that the Spasmatics, the
Spasmadic have anybody named Kyle in theband? I don't think they do well.
He was an outcast. He doesn'tdo that. Art to Journa and
the Jukebox Preachers performed from Clydesdale Horses. Oh goodale, But it's spelled with

(36:28):
a ce, so it does thatcount Clyde and Kyle a two different names.
Yeah, but we could call himthe Kylesdale. I don't think the
Budwaher people appreciate that. And howcome they didn't do this at Kyle Field?
And yes, go to A andM. Right, Oh, but
then you wouldn't be in Kyle exactly. Yeah, we're near late Kyle and
you ain't gonna find anybody named collegestation. No, you're not college station

(36:51):
Williams or something like that. Allright. I had a request for this
last weekend. I didn't get toit. It has a story that goes
with it. Uh, the estateof Johnny Cash. I think Roseanne Cash
was the first one asked if theycould use the song ring of Fire in
a preparation eighth commercial. I'm notmaking this up. No, they said

(37:15):
no, so we decided we'd makeour own. Didn't stop us, didn't
stop us. We're not asking.So this is our commercial for him.
Rod Quem done to Ring of Fireby Johnny Cash. So you're already tuning
up. You don't even know ifit's funny or not anyway, ready or

(37:37):
not? Here it comes. Igot down there Rod's are a burning thing
around my anus, rainy relief.I do desire to cool my sphincterer's ring

(38:06):
of farm, my bung holes hotlike a burden, ring of farm.
I'll sit down, down, down, and that smoke rises higher. If
it burns, burns burns. Tryroyd Away, Try royd Away, roy
it Away, soothe and cream orhalopenia shapes depositorius. Don't let him Royds

(38:30):
ruin your name. Squeeze in atube of roy Away. Oh my god,
And I'm not even ashamed you.Dallas horse splicing, rond a lone
star nine two five's cool. TheMercury Blues grew the Mercury never have my

(38:53):
grandmother had a Mercury that und I'lllearned to drive. This one of the
first cars I'll learned to drive.Well, look at that damn here wreck
the sucker too. So you're relatingto that song. I'm relating to that
song. Although I didn't buy mea muric. You almost inherited one,
though, yeah I did. Ialmost had to pay for one. Okay,

(39:14):
coming up, we have kiss ticketsfor you. Yeah, but I
got this little note from Let's seeit was like Keith in Duncanville. He
says he really loves it when barbecue, Bob and Bulah get into it.
Oh. Yeah, so he wantsme to play something where barbecue, Bob
and Bulah get into Yeah so Ifound this. This came out right after

(39:35):
the Harvey Weinstein stuff too. Uhhuh, Well here you go us two.
Oh what is this now? That'sBeulah buzzing is all right? Yeah,
hello studio, Hello, mister Roberts. She's pissed off you, Benna.
Tell your Yeah, yeah, I'mtalking to you. I'm talking to

(39:58):
you shot heights up here where theybelong and down there where you gonna put
a stand stand. I show youStanard, I've got nation my purse,
and I swear I will work youwhere you standing. Thank you, Redman.

(40:20):
I will call she a Jean upthere in human race or its,
although you barely qualify humans, startstaring at my brod's air strap Tell you
what you sneak? Get going inthere and see miss Robert. But you
don't take long and you start staringat my broad's air straps. I'm like

(40:42):
kidding, I will follow you.I'll have your behind in a bind.
Oh to what this is? Yeah, you can't say nothing no more without
somebody wanted to cast raging and ruinyour whole lot of the reputation. Yeah,
well like the whoop and Harry Finkelsteinguy for messing things up like you.
No, no, no, no, it's Harvey Wainstein, that's who,

(41:06):
whatever damn name is. Okay,every time I even shed a cold
in the lobby, she lays intome. When do you want? What
do you standing at? You're whenshu mirrors? Aren't you? Well?
I did bring with you mirror,but I ain't wearing them. Okay,
you know what's what? Y'all?Notice the headlights was on being know what

(41:27):
I mean? Don't drag us downthere. You're gonna get in trouble.
She's gonna file a sexual harassment suitagainst you. Now, come on.
You ain't never thought him knocking herpencil box on the floor and then of
faking a cramp like you couldn't beendown and get it so she'll been down
here? Come on? Not oncedo you ever thought? Not once?
Not even once? Oh well,hell, I guess my pecker ain't as

(41:49):
picky as y'all. Man. There'syou barbecue pod cards. I kept the
flying off of them. But watchout, cousin, I think there might
be a paper clip one of them, not even one, not even all
going fruity pebble for love? Howmany times do I have to play the
song before he finally gets the mind? Come, y'all pay attention to Never

(42:12):
ever come laments the way she doesher. Never say you like the kind
of dresses she't wire, for God'ssakes, never drive her home or ask
her forward day. Never say she'slooking good, even if she's looks and
fire up leaves off the store ofyour mind over the fire. And if

(42:37):
someone tells a dirty joe, don'teven crack a spile l Janelle and persons
will never hire a wolf and wentbrestle. And if she assidentially does better
start clearing out your ness small saksshow up her rasser yer to stomp of

(42:59):
the earth. You should have beena barted a bird. You're worse than
the Boston strangler. You're uh disgracebecause you stot color, you murn in
the workplace. Don't you don't mindnow that winning all worship their careers.

(43:22):
They like the matter than you likewhat's inside there. Resume you're a little
blessing individual. They should make yourfun design. But you properly tried to
pick up Dern in the hug employmentline. All that shoal harasser. You're
you'll stop hurt when you should havebeen a barded at birth. You're worse

(43:50):
than all at Monday, a humordisgrace because you dot colur hu murn in
the workplace. No better, nevera color working way. That song still
crashing me up? Classic rock.Okay, when this song gets used in

(44:12):
an airline commercial, maybe it's timeto back off on it just a little
bit. Are they using this Yes, they use it for the Southwest.
Remember when the lights go never mind, just forget it. If any way
you want, anyway you want it. But if you don't want it,
I won't you keep repeating yourself,I forgot it. I thought that was
a Burger king tagline. No,no, that will have it your way

(44:34):
anyway you want to have it,your way whatever. But they don't say
anyway you want to have it yourway? They say anyway you want it,
that's the way you need it.Anyway you want it, give me
a burger your way. Yeah,okay, have it now, I got
it. Hold the pickles hold theletters, special orders, don't upset its
God, can you see where ourminds are? We just go off on
these tangents. Sometimes, okay,we got kiss tickets here now toy bo

(45:00):
Tuesday. Sometimes we do a toycommercial. Well, this qualifies because it's
a board game. Because you knowkids love to play with those board games.
So I will play this commercial.You tell me what the game is
and you will win the kids.Is it we're looking for just one answer,
just one answer. It is ita board game for adults and kids

(45:20):
or just kids? It's fun forthe whole family, gay fire family.
Okay, listen up and tell mewhat game. This is Papermatic pop the
Popposite and you move place. That'sthe name of Coner's Popmatic game, and
your men around the track and fiveto senday others back here it comes out,

(45:44):
look jacket, you go back withdam and mother and sister for me
and all brother that's the name ofCoers Popatic game with Papermatic board and pay
China win read everything. Okay,this is too all got it right away?

(46:21):
Damn well, fun though it's fun. I can't always fool you guys,
especially this audience two, one,four or eight one seven, seven,
eight seven, one nine two five. Let's say all right, blowing
them, show tell me what boardgame that is? Benzo man what I
have never heard of? Ben Zomaddic? Ben Zoe maddic. Look at
that sound like a washing machine.Sound like a drug to me. Yeah,

(46:45):
hey man, you want to buysome ben Joe mannic. You have
papers to go with it? Allright, let's go blowing them show no,
tell me what game that is?No, what are you laughing at?
I found a burn zomatic burns,which is a torch, But I

(47:06):
don't know what ben zomatic is.Well it makes you bend over, so
you don't get the torch. Iguess I don't know. Boning them,
show tell me what game that is? Sorry, sorry, no, we
you sorry, not that guess Noit's no, no, no, no,
no no, Milton Bradley, bonthem, show tell me what game

(47:30):
that is? Sorry, sorry,no, sorry, you're wrong. The
show tell me what game that is? I'll take that as an that hardmatic.
Yeah, bon them, show tellme what game that is? Trouble,
Trouble, you're in trouble. Giveyou know what my clue is gonna

(47:53):
be. It's the name of aTaylor Swiss it is. You have a
song called Trouble. Come on,Okay, I should be shot for even
referencing who is this? My nameis Nathan from Kenton. I guess your
parents drug you to every First Mondayever since you were born. Right.

(48:14):
Oh well, I used to walkdown there when I was seven to work.
Oh really work worse, sell somestuff. I was set up two
different people every Friday and every takethem down every Sunday. They packed the
seventy five dollars a peace. Lookat that man. All right, I
was seven years old making money,more money than I thought I had.
You got started to the workforce atan early age, young man. All

(48:37):
right, well, hang on,we got kiss tickets for you. Don't
go away because we got to getsome info from you. Okay, all
right, thank you, all right, you got it all right. There
was a birthday over the weekend.Yeah, I'll tell you who it is
in a minute, because we gotan interview with the guys. Okay,
that's up next on the bone themJoel Well. The lunch special today on
lone Star is classic rock blocks fromyour favorites like Metallica or Stevie Ray.

(48:58):
It's Deb's lunch blocks week days atnoon here on lone star plus. If
you hip loan Star ninety two fivedot com, you can build a block
yourself and then we'll serve up alistener suggestion or two deb's lunch blocks weekdays
at noon on Dallas fort Worst ClassicRock lone Star ninety two five, Dallas
for Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo five. How sweets it is all

(49:20):
right? Tomorrow is going to bea special day. Not only is it
ask us Stuff Day. By theway, the number to the Askus Stuff
outline. You got a question twoone four eight six six eight six zero
zero. But Jimmy's gonna be here, Yes, he is long jim Wise
gonna be here. Is gonna beJimmy Day tomorrow, Yes, for his
birthday hit birthday. So are wegonna get him like a stripper or anything?

(49:43):
Uh no, lugging me tight.We have a female memory of the
show, thank you. And wedon't know what to expect. I mean,
I don't know what Jimmy's got planned, but I'm sure you're gonna bring
in. I know, I knowhe what he did what he told me
on Sunday, really like to do. Yeah, is have all flam and
Groovi's played the home. Now hewants he wants the listeners to call in.

(50:06):
He wants to talk to the audience. He wants the audience, and
he kind of misses it. Ibet he does. He doesn't miss waking
up, so but he misses goodguys and he misses the audience for sure.
Okay, Well there was a birthdayover the weekend on Sunday, Judge
Reinhold turned sixty six. You rememberhim from Fast Times, of course,

(50:30):
you remember him from Beverly Hills copin that. Yeah, well we had
him in the studio. I don'tremember what he was in town for.
He was coming to town. Howmany times has he been here? Twice?
Maybe twice? But he was hereone time for the the anniversary of
Fast Times at Ridgemont High where theydid some kind of theater screening and he

(50:50):
answered questions or something. Well hecame in here before that. Oh yeah,
and here's what happened in here.There's something no shirt, no shoes,
no all right, learn it,know it, little bit right,

(51:15):
all right? But he's welcome,Jeff right hoole to the show. All
right. It has been a while, man, Yeah, it hasn't been
a while. I did. Idid. Want to tell you about that
last line. I'm I'm proud.I'm kind of proud of it. I
got it because Cameron left us.He left us without a tag on the

(51:35):
scene, and so those guys go, no shirt, no shoes, no
dice, and I'm left with nothingto say. So so you made that
up? I did? I did? I did. Cameron will tell you
what, man, it's very flatteringwhen people say sign it. You know
it just came from some deep reservoirof down into the psyche. So,
yes, you're here because the alimwill draft house I asked you too,

(51:59):
will be here for the showing ofThe Fast Times of Ridgemont High on thirty
five millimeter film. Yeah, yeah, so you'll get to see the little
circles come on the screen right beforethey start the next reel. Yeah,
I guess, I guess what.That's what? That was your first movie,
Fast Times, with your first movie, the first one that was ever
released. I think I might havedone one that was opened on an airplane.

(52:22):
The stories took out a flashlight withthe stripes. You were in stripes,
Yeah, no, I wasn't striped. Yeah, but in a matter
of speaking. Yeah, yeah,but you weren't a start like that was
a big deal though. John Candytook me under his waiting and he was,
Wow, one of the greatest guysin the business are out of you

(52:45):
know, I still miss John.Yeah. Now, you know, when
you're watching the movie, right thatscene by the pool is going to come
on. I know, by theway, I got I got something for
you here. Oh my goodness.You know. One of the great trivia

(53:05):
questions we're going to talk about iswas I having uh this turgid career with
this tourred. By the way,in case you haven't seen on radio,
I gave him a picture of Phoebecakes g and I'm it's really hard for
me to think right now, yeah, toward affair for a few words to

(53:28):
beautiful okay, and the answers sheasked you. So, I just blew
that that trivia right out of thewater. No, it's absolutely not.
He was leading us here. CanI have this absolutely it's your No,
I'm I'm, I'm I'm very Ihave the the great distinction of probably one

(53:50):
of the greatest self love scenes inthe history of cinema. You know what,
and everybody remembers that scene from themovie. So when that happens,
when you're watching it, people aregonna look over at you. Hey,
thanks, you know, I thinkI'll do that. I think I'll do
that the visual from Aul Roberts.Yeah. But when that movie came out

(54:10):
and people I had seen you walkingthrough the airport, they were yelled at
you, Hey, that's that guythat's doing it. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's why do you doespecially guys in the army. He ye
yeah. Like but the was like, they just seen me in the bathroom
at the airport. You know,that's a good thing we got in there.

(54:31):
Whinnie finished. But but now sincethen they've they've come up with the
term self love. It's one ofthe great self love scenes. Maybe I
wasn't in one of the greatest lovescenes, but well I heard you were
also on an episode of Wonder Woman. Was that true? Was that your
first time you were on screen?First time I was on screen? I

(54:52):
don't know. And you had LindaCarter and where you got that? But
yeah, what Deborah Winger was doingit too? Oh yeah, she played
h Linda Carter's little sister. Buthere I was at six thirty in the
morning. Having graduated from, wellnot quite graduated from North Carolina School of
the Arts is some pretty prestigious places. Six thirty in the morning, I

(55:14):
have to look at Linda Carter witha straight face and say, wonder woman,
I'm so glad you're here. Thatwas my first He did magnum p
I too earlier in your Yeah,that was around the same time. You
know, at the time, Iresented those little jobs, you know.
I thought I should be getting biggerparts. But I was learning how to

(55:37):
work with a camera. So youreally should when you're coming up if you're
you know, conceded like I was, just just learn, you know,
do it as much as you canand learn it, live it, know
it. You didn't want to beher striker for the rest of your life,
her striver as a temper a gigfor me? Yeah, yeah,

(56:01):
I have my hair down to myshoulders and I was smoking cigarettes while these
poor people were bearing their road arm. I'm listening to k Rock. Yeah,
I wish I could have been around. I'd have got behind you go.
I did get pulled over in thediamond lane. Yeah, hey,
I got two with me. Itis high occupancy gehicle. You don't say

(56:24):
they have to be a lot plentyof classic rock who were words were never
spoken using a long way of thetop. You want a rock and roll
or you can fake it till youmake it, which is what we do
every single day, don't you know? Tomorrow ask the Stuff day it is.
You got a question, Call youAsk you Stuff hotline to one four
eight six six eighty six hundred.We will play Choose your News for Kiss

(56:46):
tickets and we'll also have tickets tosee the Rangers playing the Seattle Mariners,
which we've got coming up here momentarily. If you would like to win tomorrow.
There's a theme for Choose your Dude. Yes there is, Yes there
is. It may be about peoplenamed Jimmy. Since it made me,
I didn't say it was you.No, No, I've already got something

(57:10):
picked out. Okay, be thatas it may. A man is facing
charges after police say he stole adart bus and crashed it into several part
cars in Dallas. You know,I've always wanted to steal a dart buck.
I have thought about how cool wouldit be if you did it and
you knew you wouldn't get in trouble. You can do it for five minutes,

(57:30):
but then you gotta I don't wantto damage anybody's vehicles. No,
I want to get behind the bus. Are you serious? I just want
to ride in the bus and actlike I'm pulling up to let somebody on
the drive off. At eleven thirtypm Sunday, twenty six year old Charles
Tissebe hot wired a bus and stoleit from a Dart facility, eventually making

(57:52):
it on the way to good LatimerExpressway and Centrally Expressway. The bus hit
several part cars before crashing into someoneriding a bicycle, which made me go.
The rider on the bike was notharm cell Phone video from the incident
shows the bus driving in reverse athigh speed before eventually crashing into a sign.

(58:14):
Cool Tissubee's joy ride only lasted aboutthirty minutes before he was arrested.
Dart says the bus is used totransport people with mobility issues. Oh so
it had one of those little evaYeah. He is charged with felony,
unauthorized use of a vehicle and resistingarrest. He's being held at Dallas Jail

(58:34):
without bond. I don't know,he just said, And what makes you
think you know, I ain't gotnothing to do today, steel a buston
and that you could get away Yeah, that's yeah. Yeah, well he
got away with for thirty minutes.That's fails in comparison to how long he
gonna be in jail. But doingthat, you know. The Dallas Municipal

(58:55):
Court building is closed this week dueto the cities ongoing battle against a ransomware
attack. The attack, which begannineteen days ago, put a halt to
hearings, trials, and jury dutyas well. The municipal building had been
opened to provide general information on citationswhile the system was down, but now
the city's website said the building isnot planned to reopen until May thirtieth,

(59:20):
that's a week from today. Theclosure comes as royal. The group believed
behind the ransomware attack is threatening torelease personal data, including social security numbers,
credit card information, and other sensitiveinformation from court cases and government files.
Some computer expert will be able totrack this guide down well. The

(59:45):
Texas Senate voted Sunday night to advancea bill that would kill Vehicle Safety Inspections
WHOA, but an amendment added tothe bill would push it back to the
end of inspections by two years untiltwenty twenty five. So two years from
now, I guess you can drivearound your car even if both bumpers or
dragging dragging the ground and your doorshave fallen off. Some Republican lawmakers have

(01:00:08):
tried for years to shut down thestate's inspection program, saying inspections are an
inconvenience to drivers and do not improveroad safety. Is that true? No,
I would think that is not true. Even if Texas eliminates safety inspections,
drivers in major urban areas like DFWcounties would still need annual emissions inspections,

(01:00:32):
which are mandated under federal rules.And is it a hassle to you?
No, do it online, man, You go get inspected, you
go home, you go to geton the computer, send them some money
and it's easy. What is sohard about? I don't know. I
just want to make sure that theperson that's driving next to me that their

(01:00:52):
car is okay, yeah, andthat a wheel is not going to fall
off and go through my windshow hasinsurance because you've got to have it us
to get your true Absolutely absolutely theAllen Premium outlets, it's expected to remain
closed through at least Sunday. Accordingto the mall's web page, the mall
does not planned to open before MemorialDay, which is May twenty nine.

(01:01:15):
It is not clear when the mallwill reopen to the public. However,
over the weekend, managers returned tostores and there were several people at the
property making repairs. A memorial tothe victims that had been growing since the
shooting was removed last week. Whateveryou guys want to do, whatever you
want to do. Prince Harry,by the way, does not have a
hotel room that he uses to escapefrom his wife Megan margole A. He

(01:01:38):
wishes he had no This is accordingto his rap who told Page six from
The Sun source told us on Saturdaythat the royal has a private room set
aside in a luxury hotel near hisand Meghan Markle's Southern California mall for winning
needs to get away, but therep SAIDs this rumor is just not true.

(01:01:59):
Son also said that Harry would runto his escape place at a private
member's club in Los Angeles. Harryand Meghan celebrated five years of marriage this
past Friday. Don't we all needsome alone time though? That's what a
man cave is for and their housein Moncito, California is so big.
I'm sure he can get away fromher if he wants it. Y she
can get away from him. Sometimesa man cave is not far enough away.

(01:02:23):
I understand what he's saying here.A Florida man recently returned home to
Tampa after going on the trip ofa lifetime to Columbus, Ohio. Oh
Really, Harry black Ledge was invitedto Columbus to visit Whitecastle's headquarters, where
he was inducted into the company's CraversHall of Fame. Really, black Ledge

(01:02:44):
was selected for enshrinement in the Sillybut Real Hall of Fame for his lifetime
love of the iconic Sliders, butalso for being instrumental in getting Whitecastle to
open its first location in Florida.The fifty three year old grew up eating
Whitecastle, but moved to Florida whenhis parents with his parents as a teenager

(01:03:05):
and longed for a location in theSunshine State. He spent years writing letters
and emails of the company begging forthem to come to Florida. Then in
twenty ten, he started a Facebookpage called Bring Whitecastle to Florida. Which
drew thousands of followers followers. EventuallyWhitecastle noticed and in twenty twenty one,
the first location opened up in Orlandoand Harry was invited to participate in the

(01:03:28):
ribbing cutting. How cool is that? A lifetime achieving It's just like I'm
the reason in and out Burgners herenow all right? If you want rangers
see him take on the Seattle Mariners. Hang on because just coming up in
the ticket window blon Sharn ninety twofive. You may remember last March outside

(01:03:50):
of the Four Seasons Hotel in Lauderdale, Florida, Jeff Leppard drummer Rick Allen
was attacked and beaten up by thisteenager named Max Edward Hartley from Ohio.
I remember that, yes, well, he was on Good Morning America yesterday
talking about being assaulted. Here's oneof the things he said. And I

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reached my hand up into the intothe air as I thought I was going
to get attacked again, and Ijust said, I am no threat to
you. I don't think he knewwho I was, um, but he
must have seen that I wasn't athreat because you know, I've only got
one on right, and you know, Rick Allen jokes about that sometimes.

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Oh yeah, this guy slammed hishead on the concrete and this woman that
came to his defense, she gotbeaten up too. Geez, what's wrong
with people? Alan and Jeff Leppardstarted their stadium tour with Motley Crude last
night, and they're gonna be heresometime soon after they get back from across
the Pond. Okay, who wantour tickets to go see your Texas Rangers,

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please? Seattle. Well, Ithought they were my Texas Rangers,
not yours. Everybody's we all share. It was none other vow than out
of town Ronnie Brown from Bedford,out of Ronne Brown. That's one he
get down. He getting down thegold out of when you go out of
town Ronner Brown. Let's stop thatright now. Okay, thank god.

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Tomorrow's ask the stuff they gone andJimmy's birthday party, it's gonna be here.
The wheels are gonna come off veryvery soon. He Not only can
you check out Rick Allen's appearance onGood Morning in America on the Bow and
Them page at lone Star ninety twofive dot com, but you can also
check out an eleven year old guitarplayer who impressed Queen's Brian May. We

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got a video of that up aswell. Plus you get concert info on
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It's everything classic rock on lone Starninety two five dot com. That's
not how it sounds? What both? What Anna doesn't like you making fun

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of Youtuo? That's her favorite band? Oh man, I guess I'm just
gonna have to just suck it upand not do anything like that. And
no, you don't have to moveback by the way, Yes, you
know you's fixing to do that Vegasresidency Sphere. Yeah, and we talked

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about this before. How you spendover two billion dollars to build an arena
and you still have obstructed view seating? Yeah, in that crazy won't y'all
ask Jared Jones about that Super Bowlthing? So what's the deal. They're
gonna have the sphirit, but theydo well. The Sphere. It's the
state of the art entertainment venue thatMadison Square Garden is building in Las Vegas
and it will be opened with athree month residency by you two in September.

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Well, some fans have been informedthat they will have obstructed view of
the video screens. And these aren'tthe cheap seats either. They're back in
the one hundred section, which areour seats closest of the stage. The
obstruction is the overhang of the higherlevel seats. While those in affected eight
hundred seats will have no problem seeingthe band, they have been given the

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option of a refund or changing theirseats, but it will have to be
on another night. This thing issupposed to be a technological marvel. Yes,
why why you got from obstruction?You won't be obstructed from seeing the
band. You'll be obstructed from seeingthe entire band on the sphere is what
you're going to be abstract, whichis what you're paying for. Yeah,

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that will technology experience. Yeah,you want to see the band and the
little video money would you get?You? Would you ask for your money
back if you had an obstructed viewlike that? Would I would too?
If you're paying big bucks, right, and that's what you get. Yeah,
if it was not big bucks,those seats they should give him at
at a better price for people.If they're like twenty dollars a seat,

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that different. Yeah, that's gonnahappen, but it's gonna be far more
than twenty dollars seat very much.So yeah, obstructive view. Okay,
you guys didn't really plan this out, did you. Well, that's Vegas
for you. What are you eating? Okay, let's talk time wisters here.
What do we got? We've gotsome good time oisters for you.
First off, you can check outsome of the highlights for the first two

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back to back Jeff Beck tribute concerts. The first one was held last night
at London's Royal Albert Hall. Theevening got underway with Beck's guitar pupped up
on a stand under a spotlight,and then of course the guys all took
the stage. Eric Clapton, RodStewart, Ronnie Wood, Billy Gibbons,
Derek Trucks and his wife Susan Tedeski. Johnny Depp was there, Gary Clark

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Junior. You can read all aboutit. Plus so we've got a video
of Ronnie Wood talking about the memorialfor Jeff Beck. Show number two,
by the way, is to night, so we should have some highlights from
that tomorrow, RINGO Star. Here'sno plans to write an auto biography,

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despite being offered lots and lots ofmoney for several year years now to write
his memoir. He says he hasno desire to do that. He's written.
You know, he's gotten those photographybooks out. Yeah, yeah,
so he's got that out. Hesays that speaks for itself. The only
Beatle who has ever written, whoever wrote an autobiography, Yeah, George

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Harrison, Oh, the only one. Paul McCartney and first John Lennon.
There's been biographies about him, butno autobiography. Also up on our page,
we have Ringo Stars video to photographsince of course he's got those books
with his photographs sent. Now.We talked about this earlier. Beau.
The Doobie Brothers long awaited fiftieth anniversaryreunion tour has hit a snag because guitarist,

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singer and founding member Tim Johnston hasbut Tom Tom Johnston, yes,
has that back injury. Well itheights. I mean, you can't be
doing too much on stage if you'reback, and you can replace him.
That's that's what the only reason thatI think that they haven't postponed is because
they had to postpone so many showsbecause of COVID, and even when they

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rebooted, they had to extend theshow because they were postponing shows, well
then maybe they should just stay home. Tom Johnston is the lead singer on
like se five of all their songthe guitar sound, the sound I would
say postponing, Yeah, let's justwait for it until he's back up and
running. Also on the page,check out the interview of def Leppards drummer

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Rick Allen on Good Morning America.Check out this great video from Britain's Got
Talent, eleven year old guitarist HarryChurchill, who nailed Brian May's rifts on
Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. The video isamazing and Brian May actually posted the video
on his social media because he wasso impressed with this kid. Also,
in other time, wisters siblings youjust never know what they're gonna grow up

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to be. In the case ofthis one family, two out of three
success stories, Well that's enough,isn't it. Check out the video of
that on the Bone Then page atlone star ninety two five dot com.