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Remember what summer used to be likewhen you were a kid, How Grandpa
would pull out the old mini bikeand take all the kids for a joy
ride around the lawn. He forgothow the throttle used to stick on hot
days. For just as Grandpa wasabout to pick up his second rider,
the bike lurts bold, dodging chickensand preschoolers, isn't wheelied uncontrollably down a
logging road and under the interstate,eventually crashed the defense of a neighboring farm
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and interrupting the grazing of a bullthunder. Pepperhead Farms remembers our perforated weggie
buns looked just like Grandpa did theday they pride his curled up, manure
covered carcass off the horn of theangry beast, moist and chewy, ridged
and crispy and oozing with a layerof raspberry goodness. So the next time
you think about summer and two tonsof raw beef, think about Pepperhead Farms.
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Because pepper Head Farms dismembers sneezing fromthe pollen. The chain caught my
shoe string or hit the center baron my bicycle and almost lost my bearings.
I love stummer, good old summertime. I got sun burned on the
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souls my feet, A lot ofsand where the sun don't shot, sun
burned at the beach, in painthe whole darned night. So much skin
peeled off my back. You canmake a set of Samson night. I
love summer, good old summertime.I got sun burned on the soles of
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my feet. A lot of sandwhere the sun don't. Pudding on a
cold, wet bathing suit, mosquitodoesn't. Bees and ticks and you cold
I on the beach and tapness shotsin the darea. Something's crawling at the
foot of my sleeping bag, andsleeping marshmallows in my hair, dropping a
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roll, caught a baseball with myface, Potato salad in the sun,
salmonilla steps up to the plateless stereit gets the run. Oh. I
love summer, good old summer time. I got the sun burned all the
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soles of my feet, A lotof sand where the sun don't shine.
I got the sun burned at theback of my throat, A lot of
sand where the sun car shot hadOkay, just honey, get sunburned on
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the back of your throat. Yeah, you got your mouth open. I
see you're at the beach and youfollowed like, oh okay, I got
sunburn. I don't know. Ithought there was some kind of nasty reference
in there somewhere. It's totally innocent, you know, just like those people
out there Monday at Grandscape. Theyhad they had the parent parent head darty
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going on there. Yeah, ohyeah they were. They were laying back
with their mouths that you mentioned it. There were a coupling. Oh man,
what a great weekend it was,man, Thanks coming out there,
Randy, Yeah, man, thatwas fun. Yes, yeah, And
I had a good time Sunday atSam's Club. I was Club of Irving
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and I was at the one inDallas over by Bachman Lake. You got
to see a bunch of Rascules coming. Oh my gosh, so many Scott
in April and Diane Marshall there,Joshua, Saint John, and I got
a check. Wayne Montgomery who watchesus here every morning, and his little
family, Andrea and the little Mila. They came out to see us and
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eat some free food. Don't youlove an appearance where they give you free
yea, well, thank you verymuch. Yes, suh, yeah it
was. And sorry about Friday.Friday, we couldn't do a show because
the equipment totally melted down. Whata cluster. Frustrating, but it's working
now. Ye gods. The firstunofficial day of summer here for the show
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as we celebrate and this is aperfect thing to celebrate on the first day
of summer. Kind of sort ofNational flip Flop Day. It's held on
the Wednesday after Memorial Day. Nobodyknows why, but it is. It's
Web Designer Day. Oh okay,you design it. We'll try and figure
out how to use it. That'sgrateful to them, absolutely yeah, and
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when you really need him, you'reglad they're there. It's National Home Meditation
Day. Okay, yeah, exercisethat use it to take meeks of concentration
and contemplation to calm the body andmind and increase spiritual awareness. That's what
we had to do on Friday.We had to meditate, calm our spirit.
I had to get my religion,so I didn't say as many cuss
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words as I wanted to say.Oh, National Macaroon Day. Oh yeah,
it could be chocolate macaroon, itdoesn't matter. It's save your Hearing
Day. Yeah, we tell youthis with our headphones turned up as loud
as they go. But save yourhead. It's National Senior Health and Fitness
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Day. Yeah that's us. Iain't running around the block for nobody.
Don't run, just walk. Okay, walking is better for you. It
Speak in complete sentences day. Wellwhy should finish? Okay? No,
no, no, I don't haveto speak in a complete sense if I
don't want to. You're not gonnatell me what to do? Tell me
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what? My god? It's WorldNo to back o day. Oh well
you don't. After you get acertain age, you're gonna stop smoking.
Yeah, you really do in nineteenninety nine, since I quit, really
wow, good for you, Randyfour years. Here's how you hate it
right now. I hate the smellof smouth. I don't. I don't
smell a smoke doesn't bother me sinceI quit only when I'm eating that bothering
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helot of me. It's what youthink upon grows day. Why are you
looking down? Because I want himto grow? Come on, man,
later, show up. Oh Ihave no trouble then. And it's National
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Smile Day. This is as boothof a smile as you're gonna get at
six fourteen in the morning with yourteeth gritted together. And it's also asked
us stuff. Now, oh,we forgot about that. We got some
questions from they Ask Yourself hotline twoone four eight six six eighty six hundred.
Thanks for calling while we were onthis long holiday. That means we're
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gonna play Choose your News, soyou can pick your take it. What
do we have to give away today? Ball choose between tickets to see skid
Row in August or tickets to seeGovernment Mule with Jason Bonham also in August.
Now that's two great shows. Yes, Jason Bonham with Government Mule and
you got skid Row. You knewhe was opening in that show that show
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buck Cherry Buck Cherry back, BuckCherry is opening in that show. Y'are
crazy that that's the one. Ohgood, bring the kids. So we
got sports of all sorts and onefinal word on the Dallas Stars. And
I don't mean to say this,but I do. I knew it was
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gonna happen. Did I knew wewere gonna get the snot kicked out of
us? James, especially when itwas too nothing, when when Clayton came
over and gave you the update.No, we were at Grand Scape.
Well we'll talk about that, ofcourse, the bizarre, freaking full of
files. Off, Let's do theboarding. Hey, Rangers are still in
first place. Yes, say,we're gonna start readings from now on.
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Here we go, Dallas Fortars ClassicGrand lone Star ninety two five. We
read the rock and Roll. Everything'sworking, Thank god, God. Hey,
it's six thirty and it's time forsports of all sorts. Okay,
let's get the elephant in the roomout of the way. I hate to
say it, but I feared itwould end this way. But then again,
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I kind of knew it was gonnaend this way for the Dallas Stars.
I kind of knew it was gonnabe like Game three. We're just
embarrassing. And I like the waythe fort Worst Star Telegram worded it,
curse Splatt. That's this album theDallas Stars made the second the puck dropped
at home. I know some fanswere booing after the first period, and
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they had every right too, althoughI will give the fans credit for not
throwing crap on the ice this time. Some fans were also leaving early in
the third period. Don't do that. Well, but then again, you
don't want to see your team gettheir ass handed to him in a playoff
game. This import exactly. Butyou want to support your team, Yes,
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I know, but you still don'twant to watch him get ambitions and
you want to, you know,take care of your mental health. I
know we were all pumped up atthought of coming back from being down zero
to three, especially since the Starsforced and won games four and five.
Uh could we win on Memorial Dayand force a game seven? And Randy'll
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tell you this. I even madea wardrobe change at the apparent head party.
I was dressed like a Jimmy Buffettfan. I was hosting it at
Grandscape, So I went to mytruck and de buffeted and put on my
Lucky Star shirt. You know,the green one. Yeah, the only
one that's worked during the playoffs.Well, my Lucky Star shirt is completely
out of mojile. And you shouldhave seen all the people looking at him
when he walked back. Is thatthe same guy that was just up on
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stage. If he wasn't wearing that, he's a movie star. The Stars
embarrassed themselves in the most important gameof the season three goals scored on them
in the first period at least.The other three were spread out over the
next two periods. In two ofthe Stars home game series, they lost
the combined score of ten to nothing. Yes, so now the Golden Knights
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go on and the Stars go home. However, there was one cool scene
at the end of the game,and that was when you Stars fans stood
up and gave them a standing ovationfor getting as far as that's the way
to do it, you guys.So let's say it all together. We'll
get them next year. I surehope. So so we got Stanley Cup
Finals starting on Saturday, which wouldhave been a lot nicer if the Star
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running. But ay, the oddson this series are much tighter than those
are the NBA Finals. The VegasGolden Knights are said as a minus one
thirty favorite, while the Florida Panthersare said as a plus one ten,
which means they're really, really,really close. If it was plus four
hundred, right then that would beokay. I guess they figure that the
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Vegas Golden Knights are gonna win,but we'll see how that works out.
Devinver Nuggets, looking to win theirfirst ever NBA Championship in franchise history starting
off the postseason is the West numberone seed. The Mile High franchise has
breathed through the opposition, but theiropponent in the finals is a bit unconventional.
The number eight Miami Heat just barelyavoided blowing a three to nothing series
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lead in the Eastern Conference Finals tothe Boston Celtics. They're now hunting to
become the first ever eighth seed towin the NBA title. Well, what's
worse than losing in the conference finalshaving a brutal stat that backs up that
pain. For that, we goto NBA senior analyst John Hollinger on Twitter.
Hollinger pointed out that Boston is thefirst city to lose a home game
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seven to win eighth seed in bothhockey and basketball in the same season.
That's where that Speaking of the season, we are one third of the way
into the season of her Major LeagueBaseball and your Texas Rangers are hanging onto
that top spot in the Aos overthe Astros by three games. Martin Perez
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started his eighth road game yesterday inDetroit, struggling early, giving up six
runs in five innings. Then comesin Grant Anderson from the bullpen in his
first major league appearance, striking outthe first four hitters he faced, finishing
his day with seven strikeouts and savingthe day with a big ten to six
win against the Tigers. The Batscame alive in the fifth, ending Josh
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Young homer. In the seventh,jonah Heim also delivered with a couple of
RBIs. On the other side ofthe field, the Tigers Mcguel Cabrera had
an awesome day, pounded out threehits, scoring one run and wrecking up
two RBIs. There in second placein the Al Central the four and o'
dane dunning is on the mountains afternoonfor the Rangers, first pitch twelve ten.
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All right. This past weekend,Frisco Lakes Golf Club general manager Linroy
LC Costly, that's his name,he got a photo text message of a
racial slur written in one of thecourses sand bunkers. Somebody went in there
and now let's do the N word. You probably guess what it was.
A black golfer playing on the parfour or thirteenth hold saw two people running
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away from the bunker and then discoveredthe writing. Two years ago, an
identical sand bunker incident happened just fivemiles away at Trails of Frisco Golf Club.
A lot of it is happening inthe same city. The PGA of
America is headquartered in. I don'tknow why somebody would think that was a
political statement or just I don't knowwhat I read. They said it was
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a couple of teenagers that they sawranting off, But they said that the
club itself did a really good jobaddressing the situation and taking care of the
people that were affected. Stupid policeare now investigating costly. Doesn't believe the
act of hate was committed by agolfer playing that day. You'll probably rise
a bunch of teenage kids. Letthe good times roll. The man has
set a new record by successfully skateboardingacross the country from Venice Beach to Virginia
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Beach. He did it in justfifty seven days. Chad Caruso achieved this
mighty feat by averaging fifty five milesa day rain or shine on his skateboard.
And what's even crazier, the skateboardingfanatic did the entire three thousand,
one hundred and sixty two mile triptotally solo. No one following him to
carry his gear or help him ifhe got into trouble. Caruso carried whatever
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he needed in a single backpack,and he stopped to eat wherever he could,
mostly at gas stations. He evendiscouraged his friends and family from visiting
him along the way, since thisactivity required major concentration and he didn't want
to be distracted. As for therecord, well, his goodness achievement is
still pending. That's pretty incredible tomake sure. Why would you want to
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do something like that? Oh man. Joseph Dugarden won his first Indianapolis five
hundred on Sunday, a weekend andweekend rain delays in Charlotte rereaked havoc on
the famed Coca Cola six hundred,a Memorial Day weekend mainstay, finally getting
finished Monday afternoon, where my boyRyan Blaney snapped his fifty nine race winless
streak, given Roger Pinsky the weekendswip sweep of the two holiday races.
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He owns both of those team winnersthere and during the Indianapolis five hundred,
two drivers were involved in a scarycrash. A tire popped off one of
the cars and flew over a fencethat protects the stands a hurt. Luckily,
the tire hurled over the entire GrandStandard did not hit any fans,
but when it came down on theside of the stands, it landed directly
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on the car owned by a racefan, Robin Matthews. The car,
which was in the parking lot,is a white Chevy Cruise that Robin has
nicknamed Snowball. In an effort tomake up for the damage to her car,
Indianapolis Motor Speedway President Doug Bowls invitedRobin onto the racetrack after the race
to take pictures. It was avery special behind the scenes VIP experience that
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also involved Robin kissing the bricks.Oh yeah, we did, just like
the race winners. Due uh.Doug also loaned robin replacement car to get
home because poor little Snowball needed tobe towed away. Everyone was thankful that
nobody was hurt, and Robin wasthankful for a once in a lifetime experience
that Doug was able to deliver onand that happened right close to where we
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were sitting. I was gonna say, was the grandstands we were sitting in
five eight years ago? When didshe get to keep that tire that landed
on her car? Word on that. I don't know about that. I
don't know if i'd want to.And one of the greatest sporting events ever
took place in England, yah theannual Cooper's Hill Cheese rolling Race, featured
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the winner of one round getting knockedunconscious and only learning of her victory when
she woke up in a medical chance. Yes. The annual event in Brockworth
near Gloucester featured multiple rounds of racersstumbling down this this steep hill called Cooper's
Hill to chase a wheel of doubleGloucester cheese to earn a wheel of cheese
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as a prize. Nineteen year oldDelaney Irving, who traveled from Canada to
participate in the cheese race, ranin a women only round and didn't discover
she had won the race until shewoke up from being knocked out while chasing
the cheese wheel. A video showsher nearing the bottom of the hill when
she trips and tumbles unconscious across thefinish line and winds. The unusual local
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sport has a history stretching back toat least eighteen twenty six, but local
legend claims it began as early asthe mid seventeenth cent Wake up, you
won? What's this not on myhair? That's where we're gonna put the
cheese that you just walked to bring. A bull of miile coming up next
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on the bow and the shoulders thatman as a new I got it out,
Fred tell Us Forwards Classic Rock loneStar ninety two five. Our first
round of asca stuff coming up nexton the show. But now it's sixty
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five, and y'all know what thatmeans. Time for the freaking fool file.
Here's another classic piece of art thathas been spotted having a time traveler
influence. Yeah, this time we'retalking about an eighteen eighty two painting by
R. Josie and James Archer calledThe Betrothal of Burns and Highland Mary.
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I never heard of it either,but apparently it's kind of famous. The
painting shows poet Robert Burns and hislover Mary Campbell gazed in each other while
standing over a stream. How romanticand is theorical At the same time,
while most reasonable people would discern thatBurns is holding a book or something like
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it, well to Campbell and thepainting time travel conspiracy theories maintained the object
is a smart phone from the future. Y'all listen, y'all need to stop
this main line. Stop it.As fascinating as that would be, it's
hard to imagine how could that besince there were no you know, cell
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towers all those years ago. Ourphone, nothing like that. And you're
gonna want to look this up becausethis is a cool tattoo. A tattoo
artist has managed to create an impressiveoptical illusion, making it look as though
this guy has got a huge gapinghole in his head. Tattooist mac Pherson
from the Zion Tattoo Company in SaintGeorge, Utah, showed off his handiwork
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last year after inking his pal Ryan'shead. It's so weird. Matt used
clever shading tricks to ink thick blacklines that tapered towards the center point,
creating an illusion that this guy hasa hole right through the back of his
head. How great is that?Look at that? That it's freaky.
I know, it's like those threeD things that people draw in sidewalks that
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really look real. People loved it, with the artwork picking up more than
twelve thousand likes and attracting plenty ofcomments from folks king to praise Matt for
his work and created vision. Replyingto the pictures, one person said,
literally, it looks like he hasa hole in the back of his head.
Holy crap, good job, Anothersaid, oh my god, that
looks fantastic, and a third saidthis is the most insane optical illusion ever.
It looks like you could put yourhand in the hole in his brain,
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grab his brain and pull it out, and there was like blood and
guts or our brain at the centerof it. Now that would be cool.
We didn't ask Guss nothing. I'mjust saying, hey, you can
never overestimate the level of some people'slevel of self importance. This comes from
the bitch please bio okay. Recently, reports showed a posting by doctor Joy
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Frested, CEO and presidive of frestedInk. In it, she offers some
lucky person the honor of working andlearning from her for the fee of ten
dollars per hour minimum. Wait waita minute, you pay her, yes,
pay her. By paying the gooddoctor a nominal fee, She'll let
you be privy to her experience ata cost of over twenty thousand dollars for
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a full year, ten thousand dollarsfor six months, or five thousand,
two hundred for three months. Doctorfred Stad's goal is to help those who
keep telling me they have training butcan't get their foot in the door because
they have no experience. Have youever heard of an internship you had to
be part of? I mean youhad to pay to be That's crazy.
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I don't know, lady. Ifyou know how this works, When someone
works for you, you pay themfor the work they do for you.
Now, if you're just hiring somebodyto kiss your ass and make you feel
good, well that's different. That'sa whole nother story. But I to
do that. I do that forfree. Yep. It's that time of
year again when schools say goodbye tostudents for the summer, and some high
school seniors risk being banned from attendinggraduation because of a senior prink that went
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too far right, all on boardwith that. Seniors at Mead High School
in Maryland are very lucky that theirprinciple has a good sense of humor.
After they listed the school for saleon Zillo, the listing described the building
as a quote half working jail andadding that all fifteen bathrooms come with sewage
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issues, and there is a nice, spacious kitchen and dining room with a
private basketball court. It also saidit comes with complimentary trash scented air freshener
and water issues. It listed andasking price of only forty two sixty nine
dollars. How many people fell forit? Well, it wasn't up too
long. The listing was removed fromthe site a few hours, but had
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already gotten the principal's attention, whoimmediately understood it to be a senior proc
A spokesperson for the school said itwas incredibly creative advertising. He added that
since no one was hurt and therewas no property damage, there will be
no punishment for the kids. Sothat's pretty good. Yeah, okay,
but you hear about senior prank highschool? Uh in, a high school
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in North Carolina recently caused four thousanddollars in damages when students poured cement into
the toilet. Can't do that.The other stuff just fun ye cellophane over
the top of a toilet. That'seven more fun, right you know?
Oh God, if you thought havinga rock in your shoe was annoying,
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you know how, Oh man,it bothers you, but you can't stop
and take a shoe off justly?How about a piece of rock in your
eye for over half a century.No, a Spanish woman lived with a
pebble in her eye for fifty fouryears, which she blames on being dismissed
by doctors for much of her life. This freak accident unfolded in nineteen sixty
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five when the woman who's unly identifiedas Domi, was playing with a garden
hole in the field when she waseight years old. Now you only a
kid with a garden, You justchop and chop and break stuff. Well,
she reportedly struck a rock and apiece of it broke off and flew
into her eye. Her eyes startedhaving significant bleeding and she was taken to
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a hospital. But when Domi saidthat she went to the doctor's office,
her concerns were downplay. The doctortold her mother, that's the piece of
ryan elevant, she'd come out byherself. Don't worry about it. Meanwhile,
she's got oh look at it,there's a big that's a big piece
to heaven your four years. It'llcome out by a sold Just don't worry
about it. Well, it didn't. In fact, Domi claimed to have
visited twenty doctors with similar results overthe years. It wasn't until twenty nineteen,
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during a surgical procedure in Madrid thatmedics finally found and removed the errant
rock and finally removed it after fiftyfour years in her eye. Ladies,
damn, I can't even stand withthere's a speck of dust in my eye.
Can you imagine a little piece ofpebble? Or you get an eyebrow
or eyelashes? Drives you crazy?You wake up every day thinking it's gonna
go away. Yeah, no,the doctor said it will just fall out
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by itself, so don't worry aboutit. And what if she had to
rub her eye real bad, shecould have damaged her eye. We're sitting
here speculating, but it all workedout. Feel bad for her, Yeah,
but after see fifty four years,you seen mac After ten you said,
all right, somebody got to dosomething. Now you're a lawsuit bruin.
I don't know what hopes so theremight be just give some water and
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squirted it. Well anyway, nobody, all right, our first round of
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Even us bear drinkers and hell raisersgot to go back to work sometimes,
Yeah, and here we are aftera long weekend though. Okay.
Today is Walston, which means it'sask us stuff. You can ask us
any legitimate question and we'll actually lookup the answer for you. Right you
ask yourself. Hotline number is twoone, four, eight six, six
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eighty six hundred. We got alot of good ones today, Google gal
are you ready for you first?I'm ready ready or not? Yick?
Come hey boy? Nana and Randyon a cigarette. Why don't they call
the end you chuck on the button? Yes? Why is the end of
a cigarette called the butt? Well, he kind of answered it himself,
because it's the tail and of thecigarette, like a butt is the rtail
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in? Right? Yeah, it'sleft over after someone has smoked it.
Thus the term came about this cigarette, but first recorded in eighteen forty seven.
Yeah, we got the butt ofa gun too, right, Yeah,
a rifle, the part that youput on your shoulder, that's the
butt of the run. And theycall it the butt because it used to
be that they would set up barrelsand then they would shoot them, and
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so the barrel of the gun wascalled the butt. Oh oh sae.
Well, all right, you're gettingthat much smarter just for tuning in this
dumb All right, here's another one. Randy, Nanna, how you're doing
well? Um, what's the costof gram of gold? Keep hearing different?
So it's just wondering. Oh that'smy question, Thank you, Gary.
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We would probably keep hearing it differentdepending on what day you ask the
question. Yeah, it changes everyday, and today, for example,
the price of a gram of goldsix two dollars and sixty six cents really,
but it will be something different latertoday and tomorrow after. It change
hourly, it changes depending on whatpeople are willing to pay. It changes
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whenever the market changes. You can'ttell the market what to do, now,
can you. Well you can,but it won't do any good.
Okay, here's another one. Andrewfrom course to Cana, and I was
wondering whatever af from those little oilpackage they used to come in because no
aid a minute. I grew upin course of Cana. I ain't never
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seen no oil packet in a littlepackage of Rama oil packets. Yeah,
I was just the seasoning mixed thepowder packet. But apparently some brands of
Ramen noodles do contain these little oilpackets. They're filled with Setee oil or
chili oil. Now, it dependson the brand. And the oil package
serves to strengthen the taste of theproducts. So if it's missing, then
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yet you don't have as much flavor. But they say that both the powdered
packet and the oil packet are notnecessarily good for you healthwise. Well,
you don't want to eat just noodlesboiled in nothing day, But you don't
want to eat preservatives either. Whatit depends on what did taste like?
If it preserved, it taste good. I'll eat them, okay, and
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I'll be preserved. You will.One hundred years from now, I'll still
look like this, which is reallynot an improvement, kind of like that
none in Missouri. Right, Ohyeah, all right, here's one for
you. I think I got thisone. Weren't everybody? Hey, when
Schorkers say ten four on the CVradio, what does ten fours ten for?
Thanks? You all have a goodday. Well. The ten code
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is used in all of law enforcement. It has been for many, many
years. They're actually a hundred differentten codes. They're used in law enforced
from ten zero to ten ninety nine. What's ten zero? Ten zero means
caution, watch out? Look atthat? What's tene tenet nine? That's
a tax I was about to say, isn't that a time nine wanted or
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stolen? Something is wanted or stolen? Ten one is unable to copy,
can't understand you? Signal ten twossounds good? Ten three is stop transmitting.
Ten four means acknowledgement. I gotit, okay, I know what
you said. Ten four good buddy. Ten five is relay. Ten six
means busy, so stand by unlessit's urgent. Ten seven means out of
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service, ten eight means in service. Ten nine repeat what you just said.
Ten ten to five in progress,ten eleven a dog case, and
ten twelve is stand by or stop. I consider and go through all of
them, but I ain't got time, so it's law enforcement and truckers all
use this ten code. Yes,yes, wow, wow, that's a
lot of codes to what I useit in the army too, I believe.
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Yeah, give you a ten number. Ten twenty is yeah, what's
your twenty? What's your location?Yeah, what's your twenty? What's what's
your six? What's ten eight?Ten eight is in service? In service?
It's ten six? Ten six isbusy? What about ten thirty eight?
Pen thirty eight? Let me lookit up stopping suspicious vehicle. That's
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what they say when they see me. Yes, that's right, I'm talking
to but you got to see theboard driving us. Damn. That's been
thirty eight, Harrod Hippy, Igive me one more each h ten forty
five been forty five animal carcass layingsomewhere? What about ten sixty nine been
sixty nine means come over to myhouse. Well, that means message received
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me. You asked, I justtold you. I just sent them up
for you. If you don't wantto answer, you don't want to hear,
don't ask me a question. Idon't want to answer to say thank
you on behalf of the good norselves. I hope we both just come up
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another installment off did you know?And we will solve a mystery right now,
because another way you can ask youa question is on email. Bowing
them at lone star nine to fivedot com. And here's this question they
keeps coming up. Why hot dogsare sold in ten packs but hot dog
buns are sold in eight packs?Right? Well, the mismatch has confounded
customers for over eighty years. HotDogs usually way one point six ounces each,
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and meat is sold by the pound, so producers sell them tend to
a package because that's one pound ofmeat. Companies started selling them this way
back in the nineteen forties. Bakingmachinery is set to produce four buns,
and bakers started packing two sheets ofbuns to a package, which amounts to
eight buns. If they package tenbuns to a package, the package would
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be uneven and wouldn't stack properly instore shells. Right Heinz Ketchup tried to
solve the problem in twenty twenty twoby offering ten bun packs in a collaboration
with Wonderbread. There's only one problem. They're only currently available on Arry Oken.
Here's one from a Donnie. Hesays, I see in a hockey
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game, if I was to drawa penalty and go to the penalty box.
While I'm in the box, ifthe team scores, I would be
forgiven of what I had done andreleased without serving the rest of my time.
Well, that's true. You see. A minor penalty is the lowest
severity penalty and last for two minuteswith the player in the penalty box,
and that team plays shorthanded. Ifthe other team scores on a power play
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goal, then you're allowed to leavethe penalty box. Okay, makes sense.
A major penalty requires the offending playerto sit in the penalty box for
five minutes with no replacement regardless.There's there's a band called five for fighting,
Yes, which is a that's fiveminutes fighting because he was a hockey
fan. That's how they got thename. That's right, that's right.
Misconduct penalties last for ten minutes,but they're unlike minel and major penalties.
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Teams are allowed to replace the offendingplayer for the duration of the penalty.
Now, if offenses are more seriousthan those that weren't a ten minute misconduct
penalty, a game misconduct penalty isa sign and the player is ejected for
the remainder of the game. Yousaw that in game three with Jamie made
another bad Memory. I got anotheremail question here from matt the Cat otherwise
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known as Matthew Policano. He says, and I think this has been asked
many times before. What did earlyman use to wipe before toilet paper was
invented? Do we really want toknow this? You might not? And
this is coming well, that's oneof them now now madam, just hold
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on the same right. This iscoming directly from the Cottonell website. Cottonell
the toilet paper. Okay, sothey know what they're talking about. The
leaves that did you say leaves?That's the first one on the on the
list, sticks, dicks, moss, oh, sand, sand and water.
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They were common choices depending on earlyhumans environment. Once we developed agriculture,
we had options like hey and cornhusks. Yeah, now your Thanksgiving
You're in real trouble now if youlived on the islands or on the coast.
Yeah, they would use seashells anda delicate scraping technique. Delicate,
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very delicate. Okay, seashells.It's the scraping technique. I thought you
were gonna say, like palm leavesor banana leaves or something already said okay,
but still put off the fin ofa dolphin. And they don't have
all that near the islands or theuh the coast lines. Yeah, so
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that's why they would use seashells witha scraping technique. The scraping technique is
what bothered me. Okay, I'mstarting to think, okay, what kind
of scraping guy. Here's one fromNISI says a personal christ You say,
when you watch games at the baroccasionally since you or I can't watch them
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on Valley Sports House with and youmentioned playing video games? What games do
I play? Okay? Now there'sfirst of all, there's only a couple
of bars around here that knew thatthat have those video games. One is
Nicks and the Colony I go to. Yeah, and sometimes I go to
two brothers in plain all some ofthe games I played run twenty one eleven,
ball, Solitaire, one up,one down, try towers, or
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sometimes sexy Box, where you havethese boxes and you get the little different
colored boxes away and there's a womanto topless in there. I'm gonna play
settle down, settle down, sexyBox, sexy box. Who's never heard
of that? But Bo roberts It'strue, though. You know, sometimes
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I'm a little too honest when youall, I usually regret it by the
end of the show, and I'mstarting to regret it now. And we
still got a bunch of more ofthe show left to different sexy Thanks smebye.
All right, coming up another's dorment. Did you know I'm gonna tell
you where certain phrases come from,like takes the cake, thickest thieves.
Okay, as a fiddle, I'lltell you where they came from and how
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to use them. Okay, ofcourse this yes for old farts. I
don't imagine you doing. There youare. And then we'll play choose your
news so you can pick your ticketit sift Dallas Horse Classic rockolone Star ninety
two five coming up. If youcan choose your news. You can pick
your ticket right to choose between ticketsto see skid Row and August or another
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show in August. Government Mule withJason Bonham, A couple of great shows
coming, every one you don't pick, of course, goes into the ticket
window at eight forty. But nowit is time for the educational part of
the program. Listen and learn tothis time war Did you know? And
here are the origin of phrases youmay have heard growing up. For example,
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ah, that takes the cake.Yeah, that means surprising or outrageous,
surpassing all other similar situations. Dacedback to the nineteenth century, when
cakes were given as prizes at fairsand compensations. Well, it takes the
cake, you want it? Asthick as thieves, I mean to have
close friends daced back to the seventeenthcentury, when thieves were known to form
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close knit groups to carry out theirillegal activities and watch out for each other.
The Vegas thieves get it okay.Fit as a fiddle, yes,
meaning to be an excellent physical healthor condition. It's from the late sixteenth
century, when fit met suitable orproper, and fiddle referred to the musical
instrument that needed to be in goodshape to produce the pleasant sound. Right
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okay, Oh, so it wastuned up it was fit. Yeah.
Mad as a hatter, meaning craziereccentric. Well, this goes to the
nineteenth century hat making industry, wherethe use of mercury in the production of
hats led to mercury poisoning, whichmade the hat maker mad or crazy.
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Mad as a header, that ballcrazy? How about sweating bullets? Means
extremely nervous or anxious. This comesfrom the idea that when someone is anxious
or fearful, they may perspire heavily, resembling bullets of sweat on their forehead.
Here's where that came. It's alsothe name of a Megadeth song.
Oh is it really? How Aboutin a pickle, meaning to be in
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a difficult or troublesome situation. Itoriginated from the preservation of fruits and vegetables
in brine, where the term picklereferred to being in a salty or uncomfortable
situation. Wait, there's more.How about chewing the fat, meaning to
have a casual and lengthy conversation whichhad no specific purpose. This originated from
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sailors who would gather and they wouldchew on tough salted meat, you know,
while they were just sitting around talking, a practice that required a lot
of time and casual conversation. It'sa little annoying. Yeah, it is
really the bees knees. I've neveractually heard someone say that, but it
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means someone excellent or outstanding. Thisis from the nineteen twenties, influenced by
the fad of animal and body partexpressions that era, where bees knees was
coined to describe something small yet exceptional, because bees are small, but they'll
sting the snot out of I guessthey do. I've never seen their knees.
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I had neither. I never evenlooked for him. I didn't even
know they had knees. I tryto stay away from that. I do
too. I don't like bees atall. Come over here, I's watch
your bees out kick the bucket,meaning to die, Yeah, oh,
this one. The bucket refers toa beam on which a slaughtered animal was
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hung, so kicking the bucket cameto symbolize the final twitching of the legs
after death. I'm just telling youwhere these came from. And then that's
rich, meaning something irony of asituation. Yeah, well, it evolved
from the earlier use of the wordrich to mean abundant or plentiful. Over
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time, it developed the sarcastic connotationof someone being hypocritical when their words or
actions are inconsistent with their own situation. That's real rich, how come we're
not rich? I'm thinking of that. So there you go. Somebody ever
says any of these stupid things,don't hang out with him anymore. They
don't know what they thought. Theyget ready to play Choose your dudes.
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Coming up next on the board themshoulder callas, Oh damn, song in
you and shut up. Okay,we calm now let's move on, shall
we? Oh? We got trafficand Bondage with Linda last coming up.
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But now it's time to choose yournews. So you can pick your ticket
if you will, remember last weekI got caught on the first one that
was after four grand slams in arow. Did that street? Well,
that was a themed one. Thisone has no thing. Oh, these
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are just random headlines. You findthe fake headline and you get to pick
your ticket between tickets to see skidRow or Government Mule with Jason Bond.
That's how you get a bo alwaysdo that. That's it. So the
fake headline is it's headline Number one. Space aliens enter bred with our ancestors
over eight thousand years ago. Howto tell if you're a descendant from an
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extraterrestrial celestial beings? Features are stillevident in humans today, and there's a
chance you may be related to them. How do you tell if your ears
are larger than average, hands andfingers are unusually long, you have a
smaller body than others, your eyesare set farther apart than others in women,
hips are fuller, and breasts aresmaller, then you could be a
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space alien? What plenty of you? From man? Or He's the headline
were two brasilient Man's astonishing claim.I was Adolf Hitler's gay lover. I
was just nineteen when the furur firstseduced me. Soft spoken guy who simply
goes by the name of Simon,says he. Simon says, says he
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spent seventeen tumultuous years as Hitler's advisor, valet and gay lover. History has
done him wrong because the man Iknew could never have done the ghastly things
they said. He did, Yes, he did well, Adolf and if
a Braun were just friends and nothusband and wife at or is it?
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Headline number three? Scientists dire warningour son is swelling up like a balloon
and it's about to pop and destroythe Earth. Concerned researchers say the Sun
is getting larger at an alarming rate, and if it continues to expand,
it could explode and destroy every planetin our solar system. Prestigious astronomer old
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reporters, We're not sure why,but it's gaining mass, probably because it's
losing its ability to release its intenseheat. Experts say there's nothing or is
it? Headline number four. Scientistsdire warning the Moon is having quakes at
its core and could split in two. The devastation to the Earth could be
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nothing short of apocalyptic, says topNASA researchers, who fears that these quakes
at the Moon's core could cause itto pulverize. Scientists secretly meeting somewhere in
Asia fear that the shift in gravitationalplacement could cause the oceans to swell and
drown us all. So one ofthose is fake. In fine, I'll
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just tell you one of those isa damn lie. Okay, find the
one that I just made up andyou'll win the tickets. All right,
you're okay? Which one do youthink? Do you think you're saying that
one? That's your final answer?That would be wrong. Wh I thought
you would be your to get therecap? Okay, all right? Recap
Number one Space aliens interbred with ourancestors over eight thousand years ago. How
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to tell if you're a descendant froman extra terrestrial Number two Brazilian man's astonishing
claim I was Adolph Hitler's gay lover. Number three scientists dire warning our son
is swelling up like a balloon andabout to pop and destroy the Earth.
Or number four scientists dire warning,the moon is having quakes and his cork
could split it in two. That'sthe same one she picked, and that
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one is also wrong. Yeah,but that's it that you only get one
guest, only one yes, sothat one doesn't count. What was my
favorite? Though? Two? Onefour or eight one seven seven eighty seven
one two five? Let's see ifanybody has an idea here, Hello,
Bow and them, show which oneis the fake headline? Two two Brazilian
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man's astonishing claim I was Adolph Hitler'sgay lover. Of course it's true.
Yeah, I mean, ever,Braum was kind of ugly when you really
think about. I don't know.I've never even seen a picture of the
bitch, so I don't know.But he was. He was not as
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ugly as she was, all right, So it's not number two? Okay,
Hello bowing them? Show which onedo you think is the fake headline?
Number three? Number three? SoI just dire warning. Our sun
is swelling up like a balloon isabout to pop and destroy the earth.
That means we're indeed trouble, y'all. The sun is gonna pop like a
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blister and then we're all gonna bedone for. So look where we are
now too. We're down to thelast two. Yeah is it? Headline
number one? Space aliens in herbread with our ancestors over eight thousand years
ago? How to tell if youwere descended from this extraterrestrial or number four?
Scientists dire warning the mooning is themoon is having quakes at its core
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and could split into Wow, herewe go, a chance to redeem myself
from last week? Hello Boningham,Show which one is the fake headline?
Number four? Four? Four numberfour scientists dire warning. The movie is
Robert what I always laugh when IFail's so happy when you win? Could
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you look like a dumb ask whenyou lose? You? All right?
So you got it? You gotit? Who is this Jack? From?
Jack from Middle Lothie? All right, Jack? Now the question is
which tickets do you want? Skidrow tickets or government mule with Jason bonham
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Row skid rowing. That means we'llhave government mule and Jason bonhom tickets in
the ticket window at eight forty.Hold on, we gotta get some information
from you. All right, WellI was just close, you were,
but close. Don't cut it closeonly counsel, horsehoe, shot guns,
hand grenades and nuclear bombers. Ohwell, better luck next week, I
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guess hey. Check out a newsong from the Food Fighters on the Bell
and Them page at lone star ninetytwo five dot com. Plus you can
sign up to be a Workforce member, get concert info on demand, grab
the iHeartRadio app, and take thiswith you wherever you go. Everything Classic
Rocket lone star ninety two five dotcom, Dallas Hold Words, Classic Walk
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lone star ninety two five. Someof you are dreaming, right, now,
yes they are. Some of youare having one of those moist dreams.
You know what that means? Ohyeah, traffic is tied up and
everything is bumper to bumper. Thatcould mean only one thing. It's time
for trafficking bondage with the one andonly. Well, well, don't you
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to look puffy to it when yourmistress walks in the room. Boys,
I will give him one. Wasthat good, grandy? Oh? Yeah?
Here? How is your long holidayweekend? Happy to see that YouTube
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got off Monday and Tuesday? Ohoh all right, who's ready for a
little pain, A little shock coloraction? Yeah up? Are you stalled
on the roadway? Boys? Anotherlittle suck, another little shock again.
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I love it when Nivel Brandy smokingdrive into work is going to be oh
so painful this morning. Traffics allright up in downtown Dallas and people try
to murn what they call it?Now. Yeah, look out, a
truck lost its lone spilled everywhere inIrving on one eighty three near O'Connor.
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O connor, O connor mistress.Yes, my grandchild's name is Connor.
I beferre you care them O'Connor.Okay, sorry about that? Bowkay?
Okah, that makes me so sohappy. We have a nasty slow down
in Bedford. Someone got rear ended. I hope you're driving to work.
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Is so awful that you scream likethese boys? Oh snap to it,
Randy, I'm Linda lash with yourtrap in Bond days. I don't know
how long it's gonna take them scarsto heal, but trying Goodbody with Dallas
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would worth Classic Rock Dallas for WorstClassic Rock A lone Star ninety two five?
Did you know today marks the fiftyfifth anniversary of the Rolling Stones release
of that song Jumping Jack's fifty fiveyears fifty five years ago? Damn it?
The nineteen sixty eight non album singlefirst appeared on an album title a
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little over a year later on thenineteen sixty nine compilation Through the Past Darkly
Big Hits, Volume two. Wasn'ton an album And who actually wrote the
song? Well, here's what KeithRichard said. Mick and I in my
house in England, in the country, and we've been up and night and
we were just by crushing out andit was on the count and I was
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in an arm chair with a goodtime. We were like on the verge
and suddenly the sound of these bootswent by the way in the and woke
Nick up. What was that.I looked out the windows, like,
oh, there's Jack. It wasmy gardener. He's leaping about a bit.
I said, yeah, it's jumpingJack. And then flash came and
suddenly we were wide awake and westarted to work. You never know when
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they're going to come. So Jackwas actually a gardener. Yeah, for
Keith Richards. Well, Bill Wymanthinks that he should get a little credit
for it. I kind of forgotabout it really until we actually did it
in the studio, and by thattime it had written his lyrics Jack Flesh,
It's a guess, guess, guess, And when it came out it
said Jaga Richard, which didn't kindof bother me at the time. Really,
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I was very disappointed afterwards, afterKeith had admitted it in Rolling Stone
interview and on many television interviews thatoh yeah, that was Bill's thing.
That was when it was mentioned inmy book and people queried him. He
said, I hadn't nothing to do. He completely reverse his opinions. Why
don't you just say I'd like someroyalties please. Yeah, they didn't give
him writing credit on that. Hesaid that he played the melody of the
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hook for Keith Richards and then itappeared in Flash Well. It peaked at
number three on the Billboard Hot onehundred and remains their most played song in
concert one thousand, one hundred andninety five times. Because they got so
sick of playing Satisfaction. They weresick of them playing it as we get
a play in it, so theydropped it for a while, and Jumping
Jack Flash is the most they playedin concert. The first performance was on
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May twelve, nineteen sixty eight,at the Musical and New Musical Express Winner
show in London. The last onewas August third of last year in Berlin,
German. We get that complete storyup on the bow and then page
at load start com, including acouple of videos of this because they produced
two videos, one of them likedoing a live performance and then one of
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them lip syncing where the guys havemakeup on produced kind of thing. Yeah,
guests who turns ninety three today?Clint Eastwood naturally I got to play
one of these today. We're gonnado Clint as op Okay, I think
thanks, We've got yeah, Clintis opie here you go. It's The
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Andy Griffith Show, starring Andy Griffithas Sheriff Andy Taylor, Francis Baffier's and
be don Knots as Barney, andClint Eastwood as Opie Opie? Did you
tell your father what happened in schooltoday? Hell no. I had a
call from the principle this afternoon,the principal. Ah, ain't be.
(54:25):
You're not only old and wrinkled,you had a big mouth too. Oh,
it's not at all surprised. Whatis it? During lunch period your
son handcuffed Rolph Baker to the flagpole. You did what? Ah,
but Paul, he was being anan no man? What kind of language
(54:46):
is that? That's English? Iwouldn't be in this trouble now if Barney
hadn't given me those handcuffs. Don'tgo on it, hope. I've told
you not to use them on realpeople. Barney, AM's prized that you,
you too will be Wait a minute, I play like a good law
man and you say you're surprised.I say you should be proud, right,
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paw prown pround, proud, brown, proud proud, unless not forget
good cracker? Oh man, Well, the Allen Premium Outlets will officially reopen
today, nearly a month after thatmass shooting. Yesterday, the outlet prepared
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for its reopening with an increased policepresence. The mall's owner, Simon Property
Group, told the one hundred twentybusinesses they can resume operations when they're ready
and set their own hours, butofficially today they can do that. Yes,
officially today, that will be thefirst day stores can open at ten
am, nearly a month after thatshooting. There will be an increase in
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mall security. Allen police officers willalso be working on the City of Alan
also says it's working on creating apermanent memorial for the victims. It's still
in the words, but I mean, is it too soon to go back
there for what happened? Would youfeel weird shopping there? Because I know
I would, really, yeah,kind of. I don't know. I
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know that they're going to have somedogs, therapy dogs are going to be
out there if anybody needs to.Also, some teachers are going to be
out there with like some goodie bagsand hanging out with It's going to take
a long time to get over thisman. Really. Yeah. Absolutely.
The firstco fire department dealt with threehouse fires yesterday afternoon that they believe we're
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all caused by lightning. Crews rushedto put out flames on Silverbrook Lane,
Old Province Way and Norwich Lane justafter three pm. Three homes are within
three miles of each other. FriscoFire Department says lightning strike data will show
if the homes were hit by thesame bolt of lightning or two separate ones.
One Frisco firefighter was taken to alocal hospital with non light threatening injury,
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thank goodness. Another firefighter treated forheat exhaustion. All these lightning strikes
came because of those thunderstorms that rolledthrough Now. The same exact thing happened
in Carrollton and import Worth, bothcities dealing with fourth house fires each that
the fire departments there believe were alsocaused my lightning strikes. Oh, I
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can't fight. You better not pissher off either. North Texas native and
Academy Award winning actor Jamie Fox hasgifted his hometown of Terrell with a new
basketball court. How cool is thatFox was born and raised in Terrell helped
to bring basketball court to Breezy HillPark, which is south of Southwestern Christian
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College. The red colored court hasJamie Fox written at center court and Foxhole
Believe and Achieve above that. TerrellFighting Tigers is written near the sidelines,
as well as Gilbert Willie Charities Now. Gilbert Willie is a close friend of
his Willie's father. Gilbert Willie Seniorworked as a coach, teacher, principal,
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and assistant superintendent and Tarrell I SDfor more than thirty years. He
passed away in twenty thirteen. Intwenty seventeen, Terrell did renamed John F.
Kennedy Elementary School to Gilbert Willie SeniorElementary School. That's pretty cool.
Fox is still recovering from that medicalcomplication that happened back in mid April,
so hoping the best for him.It looks like he's gonna be okay.
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Oh man, they should think aboutchanging up their mascot to a Fox.
Well, he gave you a damnbasket. Yeah. A group of high
level scientists and tech leaders signed offon a new warning about artificial intelligence yesterday,
saying that the advancement could threaten theexistence of the human race. Oh
(58:53):
you've seen all the Terminator movies.Yeah? Oh yeah, well, so
have we the statement was just twentyone words long, and the group said
that was on purpose. The fullstatement, signed by hundreds of leaders in
the field, says mitigating the riskof extinction from AI should be a global
priority alongside other social scale risks suchas pandemics and nuclear war. Yeah,
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it wouldn't. We've been saying thatcarry machine. They're going to take our
jobs, right, they're already tryingto better Mann't you one of them in
their circuits, and I'll pee ontheir circuits. A graduate from Conrow is
not letting her pass dictate her future. Aurora Caster was born in the Galveston
(59:38):
County jail and raised by her singlefather. Well, last Thursday, she
graduated ranked third in her class atConroll High School, and she's not stopping
mayors. You just got accepted intoHarvard, where the team plans to study
law when she attends the school inthe fall. Yeah. Apparently her mom
gave birth to her and that wasthe last ye ever had in contact with
(01:00:00):
her. Oh Manston jail's not thatbig either, and we assumed that her
parents were big fans of the bandwhen they named her. But Journey Castile
came into the world when hundreds ofthousands of people were losing their lives to
coronavirus, and there wasn't a vaccineyet. So so began Journey's journey to
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visit all US national parks. Whenthe baby was just a few weeks older,
parents' effort to give her a safeplace to breathe took them to Grand
Canyon National Park in Arizona. Fastforward to today, the two year old
toddler has visited a total of fiftynational parks. She's on track to visit
all national Parkscember by September nineteenth,when the little girl turns three years of
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Remember, I know that's a coolthing for her parents to do, but
how much of it will she rememberwhen she's a tea? You went to
all the national parks? Or didI have a good time? All right?
Coming up the Lone startickea win ticketsto Government Fuels, Dark Side of
the Mule and Jason bonhams led Zeppelinieblin'sComing Up on the Bow and then Dallas
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Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety twofive. Don't say none to jam No,
he takes everything wait too serious,By the way, who on our
tickets to go see Government mule withJason Bonham. Bo, that'd be Stephen
from Bridgeport. All right, Stevenwould go. Did you know that today
would have been the seventy fifth birthdayof Jason's father, John Bondom. John
(01:01:29):
Bonham would have been seventy five today. I could have asked for caller number
seventy five. Then no good.But it is a special day of history.
It is a special day in history. In fact, you're about to
learn something tonight on the Fires andEntertainment at Work, joined Jack Perkey for
Dead Walking Ron Drummer Week on BadBiography our subject, John Bonham. John
Bonham's unpredictable style of drug was aninspiration to an entire generation of musician as
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well as members of his own fans. As we hear from fled Zeppelin Robert
play well, we had hit sortof a creative roadblock, you know,
and needed some inspiration. When allof a sudden we hit it was chading
back, the choking on his ownvomit. That this we was quite horror
(01:02:15):
for us. But when we startedgrooving on his gagging, it turned into
the immigrant song. You can't beatthat. Drummer Week on Bad Biography would
be equally bad Jack Perkey on Forceand entertainment. See now, now you
learn the origins of something that youdidn't know before. Groving on his gagon
(01:02:37):
on his gagging. Oh man,all right, I'll tell you what happened
to me on on Friday night.I met my friend Ricky Burt. Yeah,
over in plain O. It justplaced called the plain Old Sports Tavern
used to be the franchise. Ohokay, because a friend of his band
was playing there, so uh theywere called Mojoe Frankenstein. And they started
(01:03:00):
and on their second song, thisold guy, I mean older than me,
he came up and was pointing attheir faces and turn it down,
you mother, him screaming at him. Well that caused me to just bust
out laughing because a young whip atipping little back, bite your head up,
(01:03:22):
and pete on your neck and theguys on stage have no control around
the sound. Guy well yeah,yeah, so so they're gonna and I
couldn't stop laughing, And all ofa sudden, I felt this tug on
my left shoulder and it was thatguy, and he said, did don't
come here to see a band?Because he obviously didn't want the band?
And I said why yes, sir. In fact, my friend here,
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the drummer is a friend of his. Turned around, walked up. Turned
out he was the owner, andthey he made him quit after one set.
Wait, he didn't know that theyhad booked a band. That was
my thought too, you're the allof the barn. You don't know you
have a band book that night?Crazy? Yeah, and so they only
played two songs and said go home. They played one set, whole set.
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They let him finish the set andthen said pack it up, and
they back it up and went likethe whole book. The band, Well,
I mean he didn't let the owner. No, you should have known.
Maybe my band has played there before. Oh yeah, so wait,
we played there several times. Ofcourse it was under old management. Imagine
this guy didn't get the memo.I guess, well, she's the owner.
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I mean, shouldn't he know that. It sounds like he's old management
forgot to tell him. If youtold me, I forgot you drowne,
fuck your little backgarde. It justmade me laughing. I couldn't stop laughing,
especially when ill you was the wholeI mean, he's the owner.
He didn't tell you what he wanted. Yeah, very true, but you
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might want. Apparently him and hisolder friends were there and they didn't like
the loud music, so yeah,turn it down, little Burchard. They're
hearing aids, we're whistling. Who'sthe young whipper snapper that booked I don't
know, I don't know, butyou didn't know. Okay, well never
mind, no harm, no foul, and nobody got paid apparently. All
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right, Tomorrow is fun with MusicDay. I'm gonna get you a mash
up and some other goodies, andwe have a special day tomorrow, which
is a very special day. It'siHeart Access Day. We're gonna give you
access to all sorts of goodies,both national and local brands, and some
unique experiences that you can check outas well. That's all. Yeah,
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I'm love Star ninety two five,oh so proper with the little piano tinkled
at the end, move through thehomes. We yes, we're glad to
be back in the studio here.Yay. It was a long weekend.
I love long weekends. But whenyou finally get back in you go,
okay, yeah, let's get somework done. Then you think work,
(01:05:57):
let's just let's just dink around herefor a while it was a long weekend.
Yes it was, which means you'reonly working three Oh is that all?
Well? See, we have thesetimes of crewd So we got to
give him. I hate to bitch, but I worked all weekend. So
what do you mean you worked allweek? You had to work. You
know me, I'm attached to thatcomputer, always working. One of these
(01:06:20):
days, one of these days,you just let us make it happen for
you. Okay. So maybe you'regetting back. You probably got back yesterday,
but you're thinking, I still wantto waste some time, and that's
what we're here for, time wasters. Yeah. So earlier, we're talking
about the fifty fifth anniversary of theRolling Stones release of Jumping Jack Flash.
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We've got that whole story up,plus two videos that you can check out
that we're produced. In nineteen sixtyeight, ac DC's Brian Johnson talking about
how excited he and the band areabout playing at Power Trip October seventh in
California. He was on this podcast. We've got the video and the audio
of that up on our page.Food Fighters have released a fourth song off
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their new album But Here we Are. It's called The Teacher. It's ten
minutes long, the longest song thatthey've ever recorded. You can check it
out on our page. Well that'sgood for disch jockeys and have to go
to the bathroom. Oh yeah,but you know, Bob Roberts will be
playing the ten minute version will whenI feel that little tingle, tingle or
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tinkle. Either Wolf and Queen's BrianMay providing the guitar solo to Fought and
Lost from British singer Sam Ryder,who a lot of people say sounds just
like Freddy Krueger. The song wasfeatured in a recent episode. I sound
a lot more like Freddy Krueger,Freddy and Murcury. It's just you know,
(01:07:53):
I kind of liked that version.No Escape from Your Dream you can
I get out on the boat.And Toto's Steve Luca there is released Someone
the second song of his new albumBridges, which is going to be out
on Tune sixteenth, and Blue OysterCult are gonna be releasing the three shows
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that they did last September to marktheir fiftieth anniversary. Each night featured one
of their first three albums in itsentirety. Well, we've got the whole
story up on our page. Also, Woman versus bird who will win?
Check out the video on the boatand then page at lone star ninety two
five dot com. I'm doing alittle grieving on the gag in the Excellence.
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If you aren't listening an hour ago, you have no idea whatever,
and you're probably a lot better offnot knowing us. Yeah, hey,
we got through one, Yes wedid, and we're really bummed out that
we missed you guys on Friday becauseSunday the twenty eight, this past Sunday
was National Burger Day, and youknow how we loved him, and so
we got this all set up forFriday the twenty six for our friends over
(01:09:02):
there Hat Creek Burger Company. Wejust didn't know that the whole equipment was
going to melt down rightday, soI had tried to get them to cancel.
Yeah, but they showed up.Anyway, Burgers, you missed out
both. Yeah, everybody else aroundhere ain't really good on Friday. But
they had the giveback Burger. Whatis the coolest thing? A dollar from
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every purchase of the Giveback Burger goesto a nonprofit Foster Village that helps foster
children and their families. Isn't thatawesome. Awesome, it really is and
they're doing that now through June twentysix, even though Hamburger Month is over.
Today's the last day. Oh youknow who kicked off the big campaign
for the giveback burger saw that DallasCowboys star Michael Parsons. Oh yeah,
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he was over there serving up someuh giveback burgers at Hat Creek in Capel.
That's the one close to my house. Yeah, there's one in Frisco.
Well, it's closer to the Littleeld Look, thank you Hat Creek
Burger Company for getting up early forus. I wasn't here to eat it
day, because I do. Imake some Yeah, man, Okay,
tomorrow is fun with music day.Have a suggestion. Wade wants me to
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play something for Anna that I knowshe's okay, So we'll keep that.
I'll have a mash up for him. You always do. And Uh,
it's kind of a special day.It is. Tell it's called Access Days.
iHeart Access Day. We are goingto give you great deals on national
brands and local brands and also somereally unique experiences. One of the kind
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deals you can't get anywhere else exactly, and it's only available through iHeart Access
Day. Dot com, so youcan signed up to that. We can,
and we'll tell you all about theitems that you deals local national brands.
You're not gonna want to miss out. I heard it was like Christmas
in June. Uh huh. Ifyou're doing some Christmas shopping this time to
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do it, this not eligible forus since we are iHeart. No,
my birthday's coming up at the endof June. So if you want to
do some birthday shopping, you twofor my birthday on June first, tomorrow.
And what's that website again, Biheartaccess day dot com. Wait a
minute, your birthday ain't June first, No, it's June twenty seventh.
I want to make sure that youget a good deal on my birthday.
(01:11:17):
Get Oh, we'll find something.We'll tell you about all the m deals
tomorrow. Yes we will. Oh. By the way, it's only a
one day deal. Yeah, onlyone day deal. So yeah, if
you if you oversleep, then you'veoverdone it all right, So our aftershow
decompression session is coming up next.We'll just I'll talk about what we did
on our long weekend, and let'stry not to mention food well too much,
(01:11:42):
even though we were just talking aboutHamburger. Yeah. Oh well that's
how we run. So get readyand we'll see you tomorrow and try to
make an aftershow happen one way orthe other by Hulka Cross do see then,
Bye Stup.