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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
flapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, yeah, this should probably be a short one because
the contents of my stomach are fifty percent ice coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
And you're thinking, we start talking about those inchilados and
you're thinking inchilada's too, aren't well?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Something just fed us.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Down the hall, rusty taco stopped by our neighbors down
the hall. They for Sinko demayo. They brought up some
breakfast taco.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Y'all think I'm in trouble if I got ice coffee
and rusty taco mixed up in my belly.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
No, I don't know. I don't know your belly either.
Every belly is different.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Damn sure, don't know your digestives. Don't plan to find out.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I'll risk it. It's wort the fun.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
How about finding out from Ryan Priest, the driver of
number sixty the grilled cheese fairly well, yeah, but asking
him what do they do if they have to pee?
And he's like, hopefully we don't act you cause.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Three and a half, I mean two hundred and sixty
seven laps, not counting all the times that they you know,
have a caution flag and they have to slow down,
but they cannot pee at all unless they were depends
and who wants you?
Speaker 7 (01:15):
What if you won? What if you won?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
And then get out and say hello to the crowd.
Uh no, I'll just wave from the window if that's
all right.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, you got something running down close?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'll do some more, do some more donuts.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You'll just leaking out of the leg of your fire suit.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
They should do it like a Fred Flintstone's vehicle and
just have a big hole like you're sitting on a commode.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, willet. Everybody watching the race and know it's you
because they see a big wet stream following behind your.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Car could just say something, bust.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I think we got a fuel lake over here. We
got some kind of leak because I just took one.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, well it's not fuel, but it is methane gas
and that's close enough for rock and roll.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Well, depends on how far down you go you're getting
past the taint part of it.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
I'm gonna be sad to take down all of our
single to Mayo decorations.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Oh, leave them up for a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Say the Mayo tomorrow and then see the Mayo and
then the Mayo Mother's Day weekends coming up.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
There, that's right, that's coming up. Yeah, I'm going to
keep that in mind.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
May have to play something from the Mother's Day section
of the toy.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Box, of which you have many?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh, I have many.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I got some funny You're feeling brave before naptime?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Bo?
Speaker 7 (02:34):
Why you say that?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Because the phone's ringing?
Speaker 7 (02:37):
Okay, all right? Could it be Hello?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Bo?
Speaker 8 (02:41):
That shoe, good morning? This dying Hello. Yes, And it
looks like y'all had a good time. I thought you
were going to dress up.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
I was.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I posted a notification about it on Saturday. Uh, let's
say that the the dawning of the Han solo outfit
to Ao's ass is postponed due to girth issues.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
Oh got you well? Too much Mexican food. I guess
it was.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
It was a little chili, A little bit it really Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
It had quite a bit of wind, it was.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
And I mentioned to I think and on a message.
But the last time, because I asked Ao, I said,
when that you up there with Drew Pearson and Jimmy
and Andy and all that, Bo, I don't know if
you remember, opinion, I snuck up there because you had
to have a special pass to get to where y'all were.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Oh, that's right, I.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Do remember to leave it to Diane.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
What I remember the most about that it was that
you guys had an awesome interview with Drew Pearson, and
somebody back here missed.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Somebody back here messed it up, messed up the recording
because I was going to play it, you know, the
following Tuesday. I watched Tuesday, but somebody shit.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Just doing videography that day.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
That's all technical difficulties.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Hey, that doesn't remind me, you guys.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I am.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I told the rascuals this this morning on the stream.
I'm going to take our two hour broadcasting yesterday and
I'm gonna squish it down into a special podcast episode.
So if anybody missed all the fun and screams of
laughter that we had yesterday for two hours, that'll be
my Facebook page and on the website too pretty soon.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Diane. Yes, you're getting ready for a big birthday celebration
this coming weekend.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
Yes, Mother's Day is my day also. Yeah, so anyway,
it happens every once in a while, and the girls
have gotten me a whole weekend plan. There's a Swiss
avenue home tour on Saturday, and you can, uh my
husband's family, that's where they lived and all. Anyway, you
(04:43):
can either take an open air tour, bus tour or
a horse and buggy. So I don't know which one
we're gonna do. It'll be fun the.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Horse and buggy one. Mike Smillers, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
It could. And then we're going to go to Manhattan
Brewery Sunday morning for brunch. And so if y'all haven't
been there, that's an awesome place for places. Yes, And
this past weekend I acted like some kind of hoody
Faluti at the art show, hotel favorite, open bar, free food,
(05:24):
free hotel stay and lyle. My husband just like to
do that kind of stuff. And so when it's near
his death anniversary, theyan bite me if they're in the
Metroplex to come. And it's an awesome thing. I like
art and you know, Bougie in with them. But anyway, so.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Watch out, Diane Marshall is going to tear up your
hotel room. He's worse than the winder.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
There goes great show again today and I'll let you
guys go.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Thank you, darling.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Let's see hello then show.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you sound so down
for your horse not win?
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Man?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Let me you know something, Anna, I I do this.
I pick the odds, the longest shot because first of all,
the payout is higher, and second of all, I always
go for the underdog. The five horses, four of my
five finished in the top five get out.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
So how much you win?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Nothing. I did it straight to win. I didn't do place.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
You got to win.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Thank you now. I know I didn't realize that before,
but I appreciate that. Well, thank you so much. It
was and it was. It was funny because because the odds,
they never jumped as high, they never jumped as high,
but a long shot going from thirty to one the
day before to forty two to one on the day of,
(07:01):
like right at post time, that never happens. And I'm thinking,
and my horse and and mark my words. When they
make a good gait out of the gate, when they
are coming out ahead and they get a link, it
to a head by the first turn, and then they're
in the back stretch and they're pulling ahead. By the
(07:22):
time they get to the clubhouse turn, they're gonna fade.
And I posted a video during the while I was
watching the race Neil Eck was, Sir Neil, whatever the
hell that my horse was. Absolutely he was out ahead
and he was doing great, and he was two leads
out and then I said, he's gonna fade. Watch he's
gonna fade, and sure is enough. Within a second he
(07:43):
went from first to fifth.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh well, that made the halfway the jockey's fault. Yeah,
because the jockey has to hold his horse back to
and kind of feel when he's got something left in
the tank before he makes it just happen all at once,
before you get even close to the finish line.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I'm I'm not placing any blame on the horse, on
the jockey, on the owner of the track was crap.
I will blame the track, but but but I just
it's just, you know, to be first. My horse has
finished second, fourth, fourth and fifth. So so I could
(08:26):
have I could have hit a place something. No, I
could have hit a place in the show. I know
I could have hit a place in the show. Never,
so I need to go quick server before you guys
go and hibernate for a few hours. Can you do
the fought thing again?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
The hand.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
The squeezes, because because the interesting thing about that is
not so much. The it's the forethand in the in
the wind of the in the background, the one that's
picking up the funniest period.
Speaker 8 (09:04):
Dance.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
All right, I'll tell you what, since you're a friend
of the show's, I will play the four Squeezings again,
doing the hand farts to the Mexican hat dance. Here
we go.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Okay, here you go.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
Enjoy now take it home. Guys go on.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
So they Yeah, Matt that that that's.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Hand heart in the background, get a guyep just a
little accompaniment.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
They're very talented musicians.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
The one in the background. In my weird imagination, it
sounds like an asshole trying to make a kissing noise. Yeah,
that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Tried to make your assholding for what reason?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
We don't want to get into it.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Man, I haven't tried it yet, but I'm still a
young man.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I ain't judging.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I don't tell that story anymore because it's too embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Wonderful who wanted to hear the hand forts?
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Okay, well, we will see you after we have.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
A nap and get them in gelat.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
And it's National Enchalado Day.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Everybody enjoy that damn.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Happy to seem caol Okay, we'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Bye bye, yours,
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
flapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, yeah, this should probably be a short one because
the contents of my stomach are fifty percent ice coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
And you're thinking, we start talking about those inchilados and
you're thinking inchilada's too, aren't well?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Something just fed us.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Down the hall, rusty taco stopped by our neighbors down
the hall. They for Sinko demayo. They brought up some
breakfast taco.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Y'all think I'm in trouble if I got ice coffee
and rusty taco mixed up in my belly.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
No, I don't know. I don't know your belly either.
Every belly is different.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Damn sure, don't know your digestives. Don't plan to find out.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I'll risk it. It's wort the fun.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
How about finding out from Ryan Priest, the driver of
number sixty the grilled cheese fairly well, yeah, but asking
him what do they do if they have to pee?
And he's like, hopefully we don't act you cause.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Three and a half, I mean two hundred and sixty
seven laps, not counting all the times that they you know,
have a caution flag and they have to slow down,
but they cannot pee at all unless they were depends
and who wants you?
Speaker 7 (01:15):
What if you won? What if you won?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
And then get out and say hello to the crowd.
Uh no, I'll just wave from the window if that's
all right.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, you got something running down close?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'll do some more, do some more donuts.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You'll just leaking out of the leg of your fire suit.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
They should do it like a Fred Flintstone's vehicle and
just have a big hole like you're sitting on a commode.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, willet. Everybody watching the race and know it's you
because they see a big wet stream following behind your.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Car could just say something, bust.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I think we got a fuel lake over here. We
got some kind of leak because I just took one.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, well it's not fuel, but it is methane gas
and that's close enough for rock and roll.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Well, depends on how far down you go you're getting
past the taint part of it.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
I'm gonna be sad to take down all of our
single to Mayo decorations.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Oh, leave them up for a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Say the Mayo tomorrow and then see the Mayo and
then the Mayo Mother's Day weekends coming up.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
There, that's right, that's coming up. Yeah, I'm going to
keep that in mind.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
May have to play something from the Mother's Day section
of the toy.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Box, of which you have many?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh, I have many.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I got some funny You're feeling brave before naptime?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Bo?
Speaker 7 (02:34):
Why you say that?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Because the phone's ringing?
Speaker 7 (02:37):
Okay, all right? Could it be Hello?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Bo?
Speaker 8 (02:41):
That shoe, good morning? This dying Hello. Yes, And it
looks like y'all had a good time. I thought you
were going to dress up.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
I was.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I posted a notification about it on Saturday. Uh, let's
say that the the dawning of the Han solo outfit
to Ao's ass is postponed due to girth issues.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
Oh got you well? Too much Mexican food. I guess
it was.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
It was a little chili, A little bit it really Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
It had quite a bit of wind, it was.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
And I mentioned to I think and on a message.
But the last time, because I asked Ao, I said,
when that you up there with Drew Pearson and Jimmy
and Andy and all that, Bo, I don't know if
you remember, opinion, I snuck up there because you had
to have a special pass to get to where y'all were.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Oh, that's right, I.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Do remember to leave it to Diane.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
What I remember the most about that it was that
you guys had an awesome interview with Drew Pearson, and
somebody back here missed.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Somebody back here messed it up, messed up the recording
because I was going to play it, you know, the
following Tuesday. I watched Tuesday, but somebody shit.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Just doing videography that day.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
That's all technical difficulties.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Hey, that doesn't remind me, you guys.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I am.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I told the rascuals this this morning on the stream.
I'm going to take our two hour broadcasting yesterday and
I'm gonna squish it down into a special podcast episode.
So if anybody missed all the fun and screams of
laughter that we had yesterday for two hours, that'll be
my Facebook page and on the website too pretty soon.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Diane. Yes, you're getting ready for a big birthday celebration
this coming weekend.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
Yes, Mother's Day is my day also. Yeah, so anyway,
it happens every once in a while, and the girls
have gotten me a whole weekend plan. There's a Swiss
avenue home tour on Saturday, and you can, uh my
husband's family, that's where they lived and all. Anyway, you
(04:43):
can either take an open air tour, bus tour or
a horse and buggy. So I don't know which one
we're gonna do. It'll be fun the.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Horse and buggy one. Mike Smillers, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
It could. And then we're going to go to Manhattan
Brewery Sunday morning for brunch. And so if y'all haven't
been there, that's an awesome place for places. Yes, And
this past weekend I acted like some kind of hoody
Faluti at the art show, hotel favorite, open bar, free food,
(05:24):
free hotel stay and lyle. My husband just like to
do that kind of stuff. And so when it's near
his death anniversary, theyan bite me if they're in the
Metroplex to come. And it's an awesome thing. I like
art and you know, Bougie in with them. But anyway, so.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Watch out, Diane Marshall is going to tear up your
hotel room. He's worse than the winder.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
There goes great show again today and I'll let you
guys go.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Thank you, darling.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Let's see hello then show.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you sound so down
for your horse not win?
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Man?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Let me you know something, Anna, I I do this.
I pick the odds, the longest shot because first of all,
the payout is higher, and second of all, I always
go for the underdog. The five horses, four of my
five finished in the top five get out.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
So how much you win?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Nothing. I did it straight to win. I didn't do place.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
You got to win.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Thank you now. I know I didn't realize that before,
but I appreciate that. Well, thank you so much. It
was and it was. It was funny because because the odds,
they never jumped as high, they never jumped as high,
but a long shot going from thirty to one the
day before to forty two to one on the day of,
(07:01):
like right at post time, that never happens. And I'm thinking,
and my horse and and mark my words. When they
make a good gait out of the gate, when they
are coming out ahead and they get a link, it
to a head by the first turn, and then they're
in the back stretch and they're pulling ahead. By the
(07:22):
time they get to the clubhouse turn, they're gonna fade.
And I posted a video during the while I was
watching the race Neil Eck was, Sir Neil, whatever the
hell that my horse was. Absolutely he was out ahead
and he was doing great, and he was two leads
out and then I said, he's gonna fade. Watch he's
gonna fade, and sure is enough. Within a second he
(07:43):
went from first to fifth.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh well, that made the halfway the jockey's fault. Yeah,
because the jockey has to hold his horse back to
and kind of feel when he's got something left in
the tank before he makes it just happen all at once,
before you get even close to the finish line.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I'm I'm not placing any blame on the horse, on
the jockey, on the owner of the track was crap.
I will blame the track, but but but I just
it's just, you know, to be first. My horse has
finished second, fourth, fourth and fifth. So so I could
(08:26):
have I could have hit a place something. No, I
could have hit a place in the show. I know
I could have hit a place in the show. Never,
so I need to go quick server before you guys
go and hibernate for a few hours. Can you do
the fought thing again?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
The hand.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
The squeezes, because because the interesting thing about that is
not so much. The it's the forethand in the in
the wind of the in the background, the one that's
picking up the funniest period.
Speaker 8 (09:04):
Dance.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
All right, I'll tell you what, since you're a friend
of the show's, I will play the four Squeezings again,
doing the hand farts to the Mexican hat dance. Here
we go.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Okay, here you go.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
Enjoy now take it home. Guys go on.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
So they Yeah, Matt that that that's.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Hand heart in the background, get a guyep just a
little accompaniment.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
They're very talented musicians.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
The one in the background. In my weird imagination, it
sounds like an asshole trying to make a kissing noise. Yeah,
that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Tried to make your assholding for what reason?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
We don't want to get into it.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Man, I haven't tried it yet, but I'm still a
young man.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I ain't judging.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I don't tell that story anymore because it's too embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Wonderful who wanted to hear the hand forts?
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Okay, well, we will see you after we have.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
A nap and get them in gelat.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
And it's National Enchalado Day.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Everybody enjoy that damn.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Happy to seem caol Okay, we'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Bye bye, yours,
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