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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums and we're back bo. Did you wash
your hands? Did I wash my hands?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
He didn't get them dirty.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I haven't just scratched my nuts yet, but I will.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It's just something you ask people that you care about
after you eat together.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh okay, you wash your hands.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Well, you're supposed to wash your hands beforehand?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, and after hand?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Well, after hand hands?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What are you eating with your hands?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
After I cook? I need to get in the shower
after I cook. Oh damn, there's there's stuff on everything.
There's stuff all over the place when I getting done cooking. Okay,
So yeah, really.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Is warm in here.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I may pass out.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It's yeah, which is so sad because usually it's like
a meat locker, and.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Usually it's John Carpenter's the thing. Today it's back draft.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's a sauna and I usually have a jacket on
sometimes because it's so cold. And I've been double checking
Little Jimmy to make sure he's not on because it's
so warm in here, and it's not.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It's not on. The heaters on. Little Jimmy is the
name of the heat.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, Jimmy and the Randy room in there that I'm
pointing to on Facebook right now. It's the same temperature.
It's affecting that room as well.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So is the Kiss studio.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Their air conditioning is here.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, I didn't even know they got back together. No,
I didn't, never mind.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
All four of them.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Mm. God, who's keeping Ace from falling over?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
No volume? Matthew Paulakano says, no volume. Oh see, it's
not just the air conditioning that's not working.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It's also the producer. We're only getting it. There's something
funky going on, but that should be better.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, there we go.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's probably too loud for everybody now.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
See we don't We don't know because we don't hear anything.
We just hear us flapping our own guns.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Well, when you go live, there's a little meter here.
It looks like a microphone on the Facebook thing. Just
bounce up and down when when there's audio coming through.
Then again, it doesn't work. It ain't bouncing. It doesn't
always work. It's working. Now. I think we're probably too
loud now, so let me know. Rascuels.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, let's see who's on the phone here.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Hello, bowing them Joe, Hey Bo Joe, We we know.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, we know.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Bye, okay, thank you Diane. She's like my mom, just.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Making sure that we knew that. Yeah, it doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I love it when like Matthew, Shelley and Diane will
normally message me and say no audio, no audio.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yes, oh yeah, it's there's like a delay, like if
they have problems hearing, it's about another minute and a
half before it makes its way back to us.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
So I came up cross his story this morning, and
since we are all dog owners and I have a
dog and a cat. Oh, how much do you think
it costs a year to take care of one dog?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'd say ten and twenty thousand.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Twenty thousand dollars a year for a cat and twenty
two thousand for a dog.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Well, I'm better teach Kubby to learn how to cook.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, yesterday I posted a picture of Toby Mack with
one of those brushers for the toilet in his mouth
because I'm going to teach him how to clean the toilet.
He's gonna earn his tea, right.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Have you seen that viral video of that little Yorky
that's pushing the little shopping cart at the target. Oh no, yeah,
I was like, and that's the next after I teach
him how to clean the toilet, I'm gonna teach him
how to do grocery shoping and use his own money.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Dog, it's worth seven times more than people.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yes, yeah, my dog said the medications every month for
heartworm and flea and uh and just keeping them groomed. Yes,
that's thousands and thousands a year alone, so I can't
imagine food. And yeah, Rachel Ray, come on, Rachel Ray,
(04:20):
put you to work, dog.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And I'm sending Toby when I go out of town
at the end of the month, I'm sending him to
boot camp.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
And that's probably almost as much as a hotel per night.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Isn't it. But at least he'll get training camp. Yes, Oh,
to teach him not to shop on the floor.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
He's going to learn how to behave the little puppy
because he's got a little bit of a d D
attention deficit.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Dog.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Well, I'm glad he likes his steps though. I brought
Anna some steps that my dog wouldn't use, and apparently
Toby Mack has taken to them a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yes, it took him like a week and a half
to learn, I told a earlier this week, I, oh,
he got it. So I was like picking him up,
and I was putting him on the steps and then
making him hop while I carried him to get on
the bed.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Be cuter nails.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yes, then I guess Monday or Tuesday. I don't remember when, ao,
But I'm reading in bed before I go to sleep,
and I'm reading and all of a sudden, the dog
jumps on me and I was like, he did it, yeah,
And then I took him off the bed so he
could do it again.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Now see, speaking of pet expenses, if you can get
a little dog like that to use steps to go
up to higher places, it saves you thousands in the
long run, because if you don't, later on, their hips
are all jacked up, their joints are jacked up, and
then you gotta go and either put him to sleep.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
No sadness that you think that they automatically know how
to use steps, but no, really, like your dogs didn't
use the steps.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
They don't mind going up on things like that. But
it's got to be a steady structure. It can't wobble
at all, or they go fuck you. I'm out of here.
I'm not going up that thing.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay. I'm literally starting to sweat down the back of
my neck.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
It's really I.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Think we ought to get out of here and crack
the door open on the way.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yes, we need some fresh air.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
If we're gonna suffer everybody else.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Wouldn't that be funny if we came back in the
morning and discovered that this room heated the entire third.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Floor, Well, it wouldn't surprise any of us at all.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I feel like those ladies at church and Corsicana.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Y oh, lord, brother, lord, brother, pasta.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It is warming here. You know. I don't want to
go to hill now, the fires of hell.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It really is a bitch.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You're starting to sweat on.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It, Mom sweating.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
He's got a little shine on him.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Sure that ain't snot running down because it might be.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Well, I'm thinking if we leave the door open all day,
then in the morning at least the early part of
the show tomorrow will be Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Put in a request asking for them to fix the
air conditioning.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You put in a what request?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
And then I asked him, I go, do you think
he'll be fixed by eleven am? Because I have a
guest coming in there like no no, so I had
to cancel.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Sorry, guest.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
All right, we're going to do the best we can,
but we're starting to get it rash and extreme places
on our bodies.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I'm feeling faint.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh Lord, Lord, why don't you lay down with a
cold glass of ice steel.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Extra ice cubes.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Tomorrow. We gotta go. We'll see you tomorrow.
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums and we're back bo. Did you wash
your hands? Did I wash my hands?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
He didn't get them dirty.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I haven't just scratched my nuts yet, but I will.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It's just something you ask people that you care about
after you eat together.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh okay, you wash your hands.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Well, you're supposed to wash your hands beforehand?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, and after hand?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Well, after hand hands?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What are you eating with your hands?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
After I cook? I need to get in the shower
after I cook. Oh damn, there's there's stuff on everything.
There's stuff all over the place when I getting done cooking. Okay,
So yeah, really.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Is warm in here.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I may pass out.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It's yeah, which is so sad because usually it's like
a meat locker, and.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Usually it's John Carpenter's the thing. Today it's back draft.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's a sauna and I usually have a jacket on
sometimes because it's so cold. And I've been double checking
Little Jimmy to make sure he's not on because it's
so warm in here, and it's not.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It's not on. The heaters on. Little Jimmy is the
name of the heat.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, Jimmy and the Randy room in there that I'm
pointing to on Facebook right now. It's the same temperature.
It's affecting that room as well.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So is the Kiss studio.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Their air conditioning is here.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, I didn't even know they got back together. No,
I didn't, never mind.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
All four of them.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Mm. God, who's keeping Ace from falling over?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
No volume? Matthew Paulakano says, no volume. Oh see, it's
not just the air conditioning that's not working.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It's also the producer. We're only getting it. There's something
funky going on, but that should be better.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, there we go.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's probably too loud for everybody now.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
See we don't We don't know because we don't hear anything.
We just hear us flapping our own guns.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Well, when you go live, there's a little meter here.
It looks like a microphone on the Facebook thing. Just
bounce up and down when when there's audio coming through.
Then again, it doesn't work. It ain't bouncing. It doesn't
always work. It's working. Now. I think we're probably too
loud now, so let me know. Rascuels.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, let's see who's on the phone here.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Hello, bowing them Joe, Hey Bo Joe, We we know.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, we know.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Bye, okay, thank you Diane. She's like my mom, just.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Making sure that we knew that. Yeah, it doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I love it when like Matthew, Shelley and Diane will
normally message me and say no audio, no audio.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yes, oh yeah, it's there's like a delay, like if
they have problems hearing, it's about another minute and a
half before it makes its way back to us.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
So I came up cross his story this morning, and
since we are all dog owners and I have a
dog and a cat. Oh, how much do you think
it costs a year to take care of one dog?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'd say ten and twenty thousand.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Twenty thousand dollars a year for a cat and twenty
two thousand for a dog.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Well, I'm better teach Kubby to learn how to cook.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, yesterday I posted a picture of Toby Mack with
one of those brushers for the toilet in his mouth
because I'm going to teach him how to clean the toilet.
He's gonna earn his tea, right.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Have you seen that viral video of that little Yorky
that's pushing the little shopping cart at the target. Oh no, yeah,
I was like, and that's the next after I teach
him how to clean the toilet, I'm gonna teach him
how to do grocery shoping and use his own money.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Dog, it's worth seven times more than people.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yes, yeah, my dog said the medications every month for
heartworm and flea and uh and just keeping them groomed. Yes,
that's thousands and thousands a year alone, so I can't
imagine food. And yeah, Rachel Ray, come on, Rachel Ray,
(04:20):
put you to work, dog.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And I'm sending Toby when I go out of town
at the end of the month, I'm sending him to
boot camp.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
And that's probably almost as much as a hotel per night.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Isn't it. But at least he'll get training camp. Yes, Oh,
to teach him not to shop on the floor.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
He's going to learn how to behave the little puppy
because he's got a little bit of a d D
attention deficit.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Dog.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Well, I'm glad he likes his steps though. I brought
Anna some steps that my dog wouldn't use, and apparently
Toby Mack has taken to them a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yes, it took him like a week and a half
to learn, I told a earlier this week, I, oh,
he got it. So I was like picking him up,
and I was putting him on the steps and then
making him hop while I carried him to get on
the bed.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Be cuter nails.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yes, then I guess Monday or Tuesday. I don't remember when, ao,
But I'm reading in bed before I go to sleep,
and I'm reading and all of a sudden, the dog
jumps on me and I was like, he did it, yeah,
And then I took him off the bed so he
could do it again.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Now see, speaking of pet expenses, if you can get
a little dog like that to use steps to go
up to higher places, it saves you thousands in the
long run, because if you don't, later on, their hips
are all jacked up, their joints are jacked up, and
then you gotta go and either put him to sleep.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
No sadness that you think that they automatically know how
to use steps, but no, really, like your dogs didn't
use the steps.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
They don't mind going up on things like that. But
it's got to be a steady structure. It can't wobble
at all, or they go fuck you. I'm out of here.
I'm not going up that thing.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay. I'm literally starting to sweat down the back of
my neck.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
It's really I.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Think we ought to get out of here and crack
the door open on the way.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yes, we need some fresh air.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
If we're gonna suffer everybody else.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Wouldn't that be funny if we came back in the
morning and discovered that this room heated the entire third.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Floor, Well, it wouldn't surprise any of us at all.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I feel like those ladies at church and Corsicana.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Y oh, lord, brother, lord, brother, pasta.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It is warming here. You know. I don't want to
go to hill now, the fires of hell.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It really is a bitch.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You're starting to sweat on.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It, Mom sweating.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
He's got a little shine on him.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Sure that ain't snot running down because it might be.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Well, I'm thinking if we leave the door open all day,
then in the morning at least the early part of
the show tomorrow will be Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Put in a request asking for them to fix the
air conditioning.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You put in a what request?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
And then I asked him, I go, do you think
he'll be fixed by eleven am? Because I have a
guest coming in there like no no, so I had
to cancel.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Sorry, guest.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
All right, we're going to do the best we can,
but we're starting to get it rash and extreme places
on our bodies.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I'm feeling faint.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh Lord, Lord, why don't you lay down with a
cold glass of ice steel.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Extra ice cubes.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Tomorrow. We gotta go. We'll see you tomorrow.
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