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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Man, look at the long hair sticking out of the
back of your hat.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Look at that. Looks great? What's going on? But it
is something different. No, have you already done? He hasn't
gone for a haircut, that's right, that's it. I haven't
gone to see my lady Denise, who always cuts my hair,
because you know, I just kind of forget about it.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
How long have you been going to Denise a while?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, long enough to know she's not gonna mess it up.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
And that's good.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
That's good Denise the piece.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
He is the hairdresser for a guy as important as
it is for a female.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Man.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
For me, Oh my god, I gotta gut. There's this
place I'll call it a man place. I can't remember
the name, but it's right next to Legacy West where
all the food courts, stuff, the concerts are. And you
walk in there and they second, guess what all you need?
Not just a haircut, but they know, like, you want
to straighten that hair out, don't you You want to
(01:03):
get rid of those gray roots, don't you just like yeah, yeah, yeah,
they'll put And I've never had this done by anyone
else before. They take a Q tip covered with hot
wax on the end and they shove it up both
of my nostrils. What they let it sit there and
dry and then.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
What rip it out?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I love it. I love the feeling.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
What does this have to do with a haircut.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well, it's just an all it's an all encompassing man
grooming kind of a place. They know how to color
your beard clean.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
The guy fade allish your boogers.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Is that what you're saying, Well, there's hairs, especially as
you age. Man and women will get hairs in awkward places.
But no, at his place, it's kind of like a
manscaping thing.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
What about your ears?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
They did the ears too, And you know what, both
times I thought this is going to hurt, Like hell,
I love it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You do because you like pain.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's a little tiny bit of pain and it's a
whole bunch of relief. Because if you guys watch me
enough when I'm here in the morning, I'm constantly reaching
up here to my nose and scratch, scratch, scratch here,
and there you have it's not it's really you guys
will be able to tell if I ever do cocaine,
because I'll be in the hospital immediately.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, he's got powdered sugar around his face.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Tickle so bad. Ear hair and nose hair tickles like
a bitch. And I'm hoping maybe this is wrong, but
this is what I've heard about it. I've heard that
even if you rip it out with wax by the roots,
they still keep growing back stronger and more coarse.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Well, apparently when you use the wax, it's not supposed
to come back as coarse as it was.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Good. I'm really glad to hear that.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, I deal ain't thicking that it up, But you.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Just stick you just stick a little set of scissors
up there and clip them. Hunh. You don't have the little.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Ring I had one.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
They do have an apparatus that you put in your nose,
and it like does like a weed whacker thing.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes, a booger wac It sounds exactly like a weed whacker,
and that's right, it goes.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I ain't putting that in my nose.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I had for the longest time when I did mornings
at one O two nine, Vince and I loved him
so much. Vince Martinez used to do my hair, and
he did it for years and years and years, and
I always felt guilty if I went anywhere else. I
felt like I was cheating on him.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And sometimes, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You would call him and it was like, hey, I
really need my hair done, and he wouldn't have any availability,
and so I would cheat on him and I would
go somewhere else and he could always tell the next
time I went, he goes, girl, you cheated on me.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I didn't do that. I didn't do that.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I still think of him all the time because he
passed away. He had diabetes and he died from diabetes.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, that's a hell of a way to go. I
think you ought to let that hair just keep on
rocking and rolling in the back. It makes you look younger.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Nothing makes me look you're.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
First of all, your personality makes you at least twenty
five years young early.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Are that twenty five years of smart Ashley?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
But yeah, the hair out the back, it's not gray
hair either, bo, it's man colored hair.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I don't know. Sometimes when guys have long hair, I
think they're trying too hard.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, the older, older.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Men with really long hair. Yeah, but you know, my
nephew's father in law, he has real long hair, he
looks fine.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I just I just you get to where you just
don't care.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Anymore, you know, right, it doesn't matter as much.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Get to wear you.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I recently got a case of the fucket's when it
comes to sneakers. Now, up until maybe a year ago,
sneakers were a very important status symbol to me. I
gotta have got to have the Adidas, gotta have Nike,
you gotta have the high Tops and the Chucks. And
now all I give a flying hoot about is shoes
that are practical, easy to put on, easy to kick off.
(05:11):
I'm into loafers, no laces, solid shoes every day for nothing.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
No Tony Romo doesn't. Tony Romo do the sketchers, the
slip on, he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Commercials he does all right, if it's good enough for
Romo's damn right.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I do a lot of homework, especially ahead of a trip.
I do homework on one of the best walking shoes
that are going to give you the best support, Because
a bad shoe, if you're going to walk a lot,
especially for someone who fell out of their attic and
messed up their ankle, it will swell up and you
you need to do that homework too, bo I do.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, I know. I don't even jump to conclusion anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You learned your lesson the hard way.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I remember when I was younger and I'd go to
south By Southwest down there for three four days of
just debauchery, and I think, Okay, what kind of shoes
should I wear? Should I wear something that's not going
to beat the shit out of my feet after walking
all over downtown Austin for three days? Or do I
wear something that makes me look kind of cool? And
of course I like the idiot I am. I always
(06:15):
go for the Chuck Taylor sneakers, and Chucks are really
cool looking.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I don't give you any support.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
There's nothing down there except a little piece of rubber
between you and the road. That's it. You're you're gonna
get screwed up. At least put pads in them and
you're going to.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Do Probably paid a shitload for him too.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, a lot more than you should.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I did good.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
At that music festival in Napa Valley, car I walked
eighteen thousand steps each day.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Eighteenth you counted your steps.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And that my phone did.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh yeah, so you weren't in heels? Sin Is what
you're saying.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I was in ten shoes.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh shown you women wear them heels anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Well, and there was a lot of girls and heels
and cowboy boots. Like when we've gone to like the
TCU game or UNT game, as you see all these
girls walking around with the cowboy boots and the cute
little dresses. Yeah, I was like, how are you getting
around with all this walking to from you know, you
park and b f E and then you like go
(07:14):
to the stadium and you're having to walk around the stadium.
But now when you're young, I guess you can do that.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Kind of young college girls, man, they just numb their
pain with rumplements and then they bear whatever. It's the coolest.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yes, that's it.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I think it works something like that. Well, this is
going to be our last Monday for two weeks in
the comfort of our studio. Yeah, and we're hitting the
road early Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Which you know, once we get there, the problem is
getting here early enough to prepare everything and then go
hit the road, which is what you have to.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Do hard when you take the show on the road,
it is.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's a beat down too.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
But I'm looking forward to it and hopefully we get
even more donors than we had last year. So if
you have not signed up, please, by all means go
to Carter Bloodcare dot org and sign up. Register let
them know that you want to go to either Allan
or Garland or Irvin or Billy Bob's or Frisco. We
have a new place, Total Point Healthcare, and.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Reverend Billy Sea Wurtz is gonna join us. So he's
gonna spend the night with me and then he's gonna
go set up real He'll be playing all his goofy
ass song.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
You having a slumber party with him.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, we're gonna make marshmallows and smort spoons. Gonna be
no spooning gold.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
That's fantastic. I can't wait to see Ivan or Live
Engineer Jimmy. I can't wait to see Marty the one
Man Party.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
And Brady Matthews is gonna be joining us.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Sharma will join us as well.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Fantastic.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, we've got quite a few guests lined up.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
This is gonna be a fun week. After it's done,
our asses are going to be kicked and we're going
to need a break.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah. After we finish a week of blood Drive, you.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Just go yes, beach.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
The weekend after is Father's Day weekend. So the fourteenth,
the fifteenth is Father's Day, that's right. So yeah, so
even if we you know, at Nebraska Furniture Mark on
Saturday the fourteenth, that very next day is Father's Day.
So it's going to be a very busy weekend, very
busy week very busy weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I better give some daddy ship then, yeah, you you
better bring me some father shit.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Why don't we put together a gift registry for you, bo,
That way you can let the kids know exactly what
you want.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
No surprise me?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Is that your response when your kids come forward and go,
what would you like? Dad? You're a guy who has everything.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I don't have everything. I tell I don't have clap yet.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Especially the girls. I tell the girls. I'm like, please,
don't spend any money on me. Just want I want
you to make something, if nothing else, handwright, happy father,
stay in a card.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
How about make yourself scarce? Oh all right, we gotta
get out.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Let's make ourselves scarce.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Because I got a date with my pillow and we'll
be back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Damn right Bye,
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Man, look at the long hair sticking out of the
back of your hat.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Look at that. Looks great? What's going on? But it
is something different. No, have you already done? He hasn't
gone for a haircut, that's right, that's it. I haven't
gone to see my lady Denise, who always cuts my hair,
because you know, I just kind of forget about it.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
How long have you been going to Denise a while?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, long enough to know she's not gonna mess it up.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
And that's good.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
That's good Denise the piece.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
He is the hairdresser for a guy as important as
it is for a female.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Man.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
For me, Oh my god, I gotta gut. There's this
place I'll call it a man place. I can't remember
the name, but it's right next to Legacy West where
all the food courts, stuff, the concerts are. And you
walk in there and they second, guess what all you need?
Not just a haircut, but they know, like, you want
to straighten that hair out, don't you You want to
(01:03):
get rid of those gray roots, don't you just like yeah, yeah, yeah,
they'll put And I've never had this done by anyone
else before. They take a Q tip covered with hot
wax on the end and they shove it up both
of my nostrils. What they let it sit there and
dry and then.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
What rip it out?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I love it. I love the feeling.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
What does this have to do with a haircut.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well, it's just an all it's an all encompassing man
grooming kind of a place. They know how to color
your beard clean.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
The guy fade allish your boogers.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Is that what you're saying, Well, there's hairs, especially as
you age. Man and women will get hairs in awkward places.
But no, at his place, it's kind of like a
manscaping thing.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
What about your ears?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
They did the ears too, And you know what, both
times I thought this is going to hurt, Like hell,
I love it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You do because you like pain.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's a little tiny bit of pain and it's a
whole bunch of relief. Because if you guys watch me
enough when I'm here in the morning, I'm constantly reaching
up here to my nose and scratch, scratch, scratch here,
and there you have it's not it's really you guys
will be able to tell if I ever do cocaine,
because I'll be in the hospital immediately.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, he's got powdered sugar around his face.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Tickle so bad. Ear hair and nose hair tickles like
a bitch. And I'm hoping maybe this is wrong, but
this is what I've heard about it. I've heard that
even if you rip it out with wax by the roots,
they still keep growing back stronger and more coarse.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Well, apparently when you use the wax, it's not supposed
to come back as coarse as it was.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Good. I'm really glad to hear that.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, I deal ain't thicking that it up, But you.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Just stick you just stick a little set of scissors
up there and clip them. Hunh. You don't have the little.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Ring I had one.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
They do have an apparatus that you put in your nose,
and it like does like a weed whacker thing.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes, a booger wac It sounds exactly like a weed whacker,
and that's right, it goes.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I ain't putting that in my nose.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I had for the longest time when I did mornings
at one O two nine, Vince and I loved him
so much. Vince Martinez used to do my hair, and
he did it for years and years and years, and
I always felt guilty if I went anywhere else. I
felt like I was cheating on him.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And sometimes, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You would call him and it was like, hey, I
really need my hair done, and he wouldn't have any availability,
and so I would cheat on him and I would
go somewhere else and he could always tell the next
time I went, he goes, girl, you cheated on me.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I didn't do that. I didn't do that.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I still think of him all the time because he
passed away. He had diabetes and he died from diabetes.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, that's a hell of a way to go. I
think you ought to let that hair just keep on
rocking and rolling in the back. It makes you look younger.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Nothing makes me look you're.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
First of all, your personality makes you at least twenty
five years young early.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Are that twenty five years of smart Ashley?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
But yeah, the hair out the back, it's not gray
hair either, bo, it's man colored hair.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I don't know. Sometimes when guys have long hair, I
think they're trying too hard.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, the older, older.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Men with really long hair. Yeah, but you know, my
nephew's father in law, he has real long hair, he
looks fine.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I just I just you get to where you just
don't care.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Anymore, you know, right, it doesn't matter as much.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Get to wear you.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I recently got a case of the fucket's when it
comes to sneakers. Now, up until maybe a year ago,
sneakers were a very important status symbol to me. I
gotta have got to have the Adidas, gotta have Nike,
you gotta have the high Tops and the Chucks. And
now all I give a flying hoot about is shoes
that are practical, easy to put on, easy to kick off.
(05:11):
I'm into loafers, no laces, solid shoes every day for nothing.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
No Tony Romo doesn't. Tony Romo do the sketchers, the
slip on, he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Commercials he does all right, if it's good enough for
Romo's damn right.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I do a lot of homework, especially ahead of a trip.
I do homework on one of the best walking shoes
that are going to give you the best support, Because
a bad shoe, if you're going to walk a lot,
especially for someone who fell out of their attic and
messed up their ankle, it will swell up and you
you need to do that homework too, bo I do.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, I know. I don't even jump to conclusion anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You learned your lesson the hard way.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I remember when I was younger and I'd go to
south By Southwest down there for three four days of
just debauchery, and I think, Okay, what kind of shoes
should I wear? Should I wear something that's not going
to beat the shit out of my feet after walking
all over downtown Austin for three days? Or do I
wear something that makes me look kind of cool? And
of course I like the idiot I am. I always
(06:15):
go for the Chuck Taylor sneakers, and Chucks are really
cool looking.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I don't give you any support.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
There's nothing down there except a little piece of rubber
between you and the road. That's it. You're you're gonna
get screwed up. At least put pads in them and
you're going to.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Do Probably paid a shitload for him too.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, a lot more than you should.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I did good.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
At that music festival in Napa Valley, car I walked
eighteen thousand steps each day.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Eighteenth you counted your steps.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And that my phone did.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh yeah, so you weren't in heels? Sin Is what
you're saying.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I was in ten shoes.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh shown you women wear them heels anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Well, and there was a lot of girls and heels
and cowboy boots. Like when we've gone to like the
TCU game or UNT game, as you see all these
girls walking around with the cowboy boots and the cute
little dresses. Yeah, I was like, how are you getting
around with all this walking to from you know, you
park and b f E and then you like go
(07:14):
to the stadium and you're having to walk around the stadium.
But now when you're young, I guess you can do that.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Kind of young college girls, man, they just numb their
pain with rumplements and then they bear whatever. It's the coolest.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yes, that's it.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I think it works something like that. Well, this is
going to be our last Monday for two weeks in
the comfort of our studio. Yeah, and we're hitting the
road early Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Which you know, once we get there, the problem is
getting here early enough to prepare everything and then go
hit the road, which is what you have to.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Do hard when you take the show on the road,
it is.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's a beat down too.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
But I'm looking forward to it and hopefully we get
even more donors than we had last year. So if
you have not signed up, please, by all means go
to Carter Bloodcare dot org and sign up. Register let
them know that you want to go to either Allan
or Garland or Irvin or Billy Bob's or Frisco. We
have a new place, Total Point Healthcare, and.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Reverend Billy Sea Wurtz is gonna join us. So he's
gonna spend the night with me and then he's gonna
go set up real He'll be playing all his goofy
ass song.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
You having a slumber party with him.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, we're gonna make marshmallows and smort spoons. Gonna be
no spooning gold.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
That's fantastic. I can't wait to see Ivan or Live
Engineer Jimmy. I can't wait to see Marty the one
Man Party.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
And Brady Matthews is gonna be joining us.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Sharma will join us as well.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Fantastic.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, we've got quite a few guests lined up.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
This is gonna be a fun week. After it's done,
our asses are going to be kicked and we're going
to need a break.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah. After we finish a week of blood Drive, you.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Just go yes, beach.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
The weekend after is Father's Day weekend. So the fourteenth,
the fifteenth is Father's Day, that's right. So yeah, so
even if we you know, at Nebraska Furniture Mark on
Saturday the fourteenth, that very next day is Father's Day.
So it's going to be a very busy weekend, very
busy week very busy weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I better give some daddy ship then, yeah, you you
better bring me some father shit.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Why don't we put together a gift registry for you, bo,
That way you can let the kids know exactly what
you want.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
No surprise me?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Is that your response when your kids come forward and go,
what would you like? Dad? You're a guy who has everything.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I don't have everything. I tell I don't have clap yet.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Especially the girls. I tell the girls. I'm like, please,
don't spend any money on me. Just want I want
you to make something, if nothing else, handwright, happy father,
stay in a card.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
How about make yourself scarce? Oh all right, we gotta
get out.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Let's make ourselves scarce.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Because I got a date with my pillow and we'll
be back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Damn right Bye,
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