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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Breaking news on Jimmy Kimmel and autism. Jimmy Kimmel coming
back to late night television.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
ABC chose to bring back their low rating night time hosts.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
We are in for a monologue that will be a
marker in late night show history.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
It's going to be an annoyed yeah, no question, a
huge moment in American history. It's one of the most
pivotal moments in broadcast history.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
He will be delivering what is being dubbed the most
anticipated monologue in late night in years.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Anyway, as I was saying before I was interrupted, if
you're just joining us, we are preempting your regularly scheduled
encore episode of Celebrity Family Feud to bring you this
special report. I'm happy to be here tonight with you.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Its good hitting it.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Who had a weird forty eight hours, me or the
CEO of tailand Hall.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's been overwhelming.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I've heard from a lot of people over the last
six days. I've heard from all the people in the
world over the last six days. Everyone I have ever
met has reached out ten or eleven times.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Weird characters from.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
My past are the guy who fired me from my
first radio job in Seattle, where we are not airing tonight,
by the way, sor Seattle. His name is Larry. In
nineteen eighty nine, Larry tried to force me to do
a bit called Jokes for Donuts, where people would call
in with a joke and I would give them donuts.
I refused to do it, and I made a lot
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of fun of Larry for suggesting it, and eventually Larry
fired me and I had to move back in with
my parents.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
But even he wrote in to cheer me up. Thank you, Larry, and.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I want to thank everyone who checked in.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I would say, oh eno to let all of them.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
But some that I do especially want to mention are
my fellow late night talk show hosts. My friend Stephen Colbert,
he has found himself in this predicament. My friend John
Stewart said Myers, Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver, Conan, O'Brien, Jims, Corden, Ursinio,
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Kathy won the Chelsea even Jay reached out. I heard
from late night hosts in other countries, from Ireland and
from Germany. The guy in Germany offered me a job.
Can you imagine this country has.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Become so authoritarian.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
The Germans are like, come here.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I had to record it because well, hell, I can't
stay up then late one.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel at nine past our time.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But I will watch it when I get home, Yes,
because I know it's gonna be funny. I just know
it is good thing I didn't get rid of my Hulu. Well, also,
I'm laying it, but I'm almost asleep, and then they'll crawl. Yeah.
I was watching wrestling. Okay, yeahture work and there was
a crawl said large hails gonna fall and didn't county.
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So I get up and get dressed and try to
put a hail cover over my truck, thinking, okay, that'll
be fine. I wake up, go out to my truck
to remove it. Not even moist, yeah, not even rain
had So there I missed a couple of minutes of
my sleep time because of that.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, we still have a chance for some scattered thunderstorms,
some possibly severe this morning, but like you said, it's
hit or miss.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, but then again, uh, I didn't I have to
get up. You didn't have to.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's when they don't tell you that you have to.
Oh yeah, like those winter storm mornings. A lot of
times you have those winter storm mornings and nothing happens.
And then yeah, we have those days where we wake
up and there's ice and snow and no one told
us about it.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
A lot of times up in Denton County where I live,
we won't get hit by the storm that we're warned about, but.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
We'll have a front row the light. Yeah, and damn,
I don't care what happens today because my truck's in
the garage. Yes, today is ask us Stuff Day. You
got a question and give us a call or send
us a text or email and we'll try to answer
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it for you as we celebrate yes National Bluebird of Happiness. Yeah,
I wish that little joy bring investment would fly through
my window. Ever once in a while, I'll even sprinkle
some breadcrumbs on the floor if you let it. You
just don't want them to leave you a little gift
on your windshow. Yeah, that's right. Well, see you at
the Pole Day. It is a yearly international event when
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Christian students gather at the school, fly polls, churches, and
online for prayer and worship. The focal point of the
day is when students meet at their school's flag pole
at seven am local time. You can even pray you
won't get any homework at the end of the day.
And it's also National Punctuation Day. Oh better use it
right in English class to day or you will get
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homework at the end of the school day. Yep, wait
a minute, there's more. It is lash Stylist Day.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Lash stylist like Linda lash stylist.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No, no, like your eyelash style. Oh oh yeah, you
know what I never liked. I had it done one time.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You do it yourself and oh no, this is where
you go and you spend an hour and they put
fake eyelashes on you.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh oh, and I did not like it at all
an hour. Yeah, make sure you have your eyelashes curled
up before you put all that mascara on, or you
can have your lash stylists do it if you actually
have one. Oh and see if you can put all
that mascara on without opening your mouth. We're not saying
shut up, but us guys notice that when you gals,
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you always open your mouth when you're putting it on.
For some reason, you have to so you get a
better angle.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Oh that jaw drops like a python swallowing a rabbit.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Wait a minute, Yeah, it goes way down there. Opening
your mouth gives you a better angle when you're doing
your eyelashes. Yeah, either like stretch out the scammers. I
think that is torococa. Well you wouldn't understand because you're
not a woman. I know, but I've always wanted to
be speaking of women. It's National Women's Health and Fitness Day. Yes,
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I've got all right now.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Bo.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
It is also kiss Day, just point where you wanted
girls World School Milk Day. Do they have still have
milk breaks during school? Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
As a matter of fact, my friend's son who's on the.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Spectrum, Yeah, he is a lunch troom monitor and he
opens up the cartons of milk for the little Okay, well,
if they do have milk breaks, chocolate milk, always, always
chocolate milk. Amen. Of course, then I'm kind of partial
to it. Okay. So sports of all sorts coming up.
Oh no, the Rangers are officially out of the running
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for the playoffs. Gee, I didn't see that one coming.
I was hoping they'd win six games in a row.
Oh yeah, and all the other teams would lose six
games in a row. But it was not meant to be. No,
gum it, So we'll talk about that in sports of
all sorts. Then we got another bizarre, freaking fool file.
But then again, don't we always always here we go,
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it's time to how old is your sister? Anyway? I
wasn't looking, I wasn't looking offwere make sure you check
that driver's license, low start and is sick thirty. Brought
to you by the Will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers
go to Will high winds dot com. Birthday today. Football
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legend Mean Joe Green or Pittsburgh Steelers is seventy nine today. Yes, yes,
he attended North Texas State, which is now un T
and he's the reason Unt's football team is called the
Mean Green because of Mean Joe Green. Cool. Also, what
do we have here? Wait a minute, I've got all
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my stuff all messed up here. A junior varsity football
player is being disciplined after a video of him injuring
an opposing player during a football game last week. I
don't know if you've seen this or not, but it's
pretty brutal. Courtney mem shared a visit a video of
her son being injured during a junior varsity football game
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between Kalamazoo Central High School and Lakeshore High School. The
disturbing video shows a Kalamazoo Central player jumping on top
of her son Colton as play is concluding. And this
guy is like three times bigger. He's huge. Look at that,
as bro. And he does it twice. Oh my god,
does it twice. He's huge, like the size of a car. Practically.
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The Kalamazoo Central player is seen knocking Colton down during
the play, then getting up and jumping on top of
him twice while he's laying on the ground. He's a
hell of a lot bigger than Colton, who now has
a fractured spine because of it. NOE. After the incident,
Kalamazoo Central High School said in a Facebook post that
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the student was being punished. If you saw the video,
you'd probably say that kid needs to be arrested. Yeah,
and he probably does. I'm probably just saying bo.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
The Sunday night football matchup between the Dallas Cowboys and
Green Bay Packers has a little extra spice since we're
going to see the return of Micah Parsons. Ah, of course,
traded by the Cowboys to the Packers just before the
season started. Why and while Parsons was a defensive superstar
in his time in Dallas. Owner Jerry Jones says his
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team will not play a tribute video before the game,
even though Michah Parsons.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Certainly deserves it.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Jerry also last Friday, the social media account of the
popular Chicago hot dogs stand, the Wieners Circle, announced if
Caleb throws for TDS on Sunday, we will give away
free hot dogs on Tuesday. Of course, the message was
about Chicago quarterback Caleb Williams, who sure enough did throw
four touchdown passes in the game against the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
So yesterday was the big hot dog giveaway.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
The grills were fired up and around three thousand hot
dogs were given away compliments of the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Wozzi, Yeah, my goodness, it is speaking of Micah Parsons.
You know, sacking Dak Prescott would be a bittersweet moment
for Michaeh Parsons, the man we missed very much. The
two time All Pro pass rusher downplayed his upcoming and
returned to Dallas on the other side and expressed his
feelings about potentially taking down his friend and former teammate.
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In a conversation with the AP yesterday, Parsons of the
Green Bay Packers, who are two and one, face off
against Prescott and the Cowboys in front of a national
TV audience. Cowboys are one and two. By the way,
that's like their best ever. I think, never mind, no, no,
but it seems like, yeah, a national television audience. Sunday night,
that's when the Packers and the Cowboys are gonna face off.
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If I can borrow it expression from the NHL. Parsons
told the AP about getting a chance to sack Prescott.
He said, that's my guy. He was always like a
good mentor for me. But you know how it is.
He always told me if I ever faced him, it'll
be a great matchup. I'm excited to see what Sunday
brings itself. War is on my friends. Parsons plans to
treat it like an ordinary game, and though it'll be
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his first time inside at and T Stadium as a visitor,
we expect to be fully entertained.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And Jerry still insists the Cowboys are a playoff team. Jerry,
there's a couple of things you need to fix before
you call the Cowboys a playoff team or defense. Defense,
you're tripping Jerry. Well, but isn't he always That's why
we like talking about Jared. It's good weed, I think, yeah,
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he does. The Miami Hurricanes might have started a new
tradition in college football eating a defeated team's mascot. What
Miami beat the Florida Gators on Saturday, So in the
locker room after the game, the team chowed down on
the spread of barbecued alligator. It wasn't their mascot, but
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it was a same mascot.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Kind of reminded me of that story you told us
about Bevo and the Aggies.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, Bevo, that's what happened. The number two ranked Hurricanes
have a multitude of animals left on their schedule, Cardinals
Louisville and Stanford, the wolf Pack, North Carolina State, and
the Mustangs of SMU. You better not try to eat
barbecued peruna. No, that's crossing the line, and most likely
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peruna wouldn't taste very good. Otherwise we'd have seen horse
meat dishes in a restaurant's menu.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
They're very popular in France, by the way, really, yes,
they eat horse in France.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
In Pro Football news, the NFL sent out a memo
that's causing a little bit of a stir. It says
that teams can deny players permission to compete in a
high profile flag football event in Saudi Arabia. While the
league isn't totally banning players, it's giving teams the final say.
The move comes as Saudi Arabia continues to invest big
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bucks in global sports, including hosting the World Flag Football Championship.
It's a club's decision, the memo states, which leaves NFL
players in limbo if their team isn't on board with it.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Well, and would you blame the team because they have
to worry, even with flag football about injury.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, you don't want to get your main players hurt? No,
not at all. Well.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Well, according to Fangrafts, yesterday morning, the Texas Rangers had
a less than one percent chance to make the postseason. Well,
that number fell to zero last night when the Rangers
were officially eliminated from postseason contention.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Rangers lost to the Minnesota Twins four to one. Last night.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It was their eighth straight loss, and with the Guardians
win over the Detroit Tigers, that made it the final
nail in the coffin of a roller coaster twenty twenty
five season for your Texas Rangers, who still have five
games left to play. By the way, Cleveland Guardians hitter
David Fry taken to the hospital last night after being
struck in the face by a pitch during his team's
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win against the Detroit Tigers. He was hit by a
ninety nine mile per hour fastball.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Deal face, Wow, out that's a jawbreaking Yeah, speaking of face.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
The Rangers face the Twins again tonight at Globe black Field.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
First pitch, seven oh five.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
You can't make it out to Arlington, you can catch
the game on the Rangers Sports Network.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
By the way, tonight is the last dollar hot dog
night of the season. Ohkay, Well you gotta go on
a night, Dan, Yeah, get on it. Well.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
This is a sports story that makes me feel really
sad for our young people in a new generation who
just want to play sports a youth baseball. It seems
like we're putting them closer to danger and I'd love
to see this change. A youth baseball coach is recovering
after taking a live round in the shoulder during a game.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh yeah, this weekend, y was gunshots fired.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
He got his married and there was video shot of
it too. It shows players and coaches warming up on
the field. Multiple loud pops are heard, players and coaches
can be seen running for cover. Voices heard in the
video we're instructing people. Get down, get.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Down, that's right, drop and get prone.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
And one of the shots ricocheted off a pole and
struck a twenty seven year old coach.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
He was airlifted to a hospital.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
He is expected to recover, and officials said three people
have been identified and were believed to be hunting illegally
very close property nearby.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Somebody going to be in trouble. Rabbits something. Speaking of baseball,
robot umpires are coming to the big leagues next season
after Major League Baseball's eleven man Competition Committee approved the
use of the automated Ball Strike System. This is going
to put some umps out of work, but they say
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maybe not. It will be introduced in the form of
a challenge system in which the human umpire makes each call,
which can be appealed to the computer now. Robot umpires
have been tested in the Minor league since twenty nineteen,
with recent testing done at Triple A since twenty twenty two.
Major League Baseball spring training this year and at the
Summer's All Star Game in Atlanta. Stadiums are outfitted with
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cameras that track each pitch and judge whether it crossed
home plate within strike zone. In early testing, umpires wore
earbuds and would hear the ball strike call from the computer.
They relay that to players and fans with traditional hand signals. Now,
human umps call every pitch, but each team has the
ability to challenge two calls per game. Teams that burn
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their challenges get one additional challenge in each extra inning.
Only a batter, pitcher, or catcher may challenge the ball
signaling with a tap of the helmet or the cap,
and assistance from the dugout is not allowed, and a
challenge must be made within two seconds because they don't
want to slow the game down. That's a lot that
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unstrike unt strike if you're in any for calling them out,
all right, the freaking full file next the bo that
was from leader of the pack, never minding wave. Well,
stort I here's by crosstown traffic, which might be dealing
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with at this very moment. Yeah, coming up our first
round of asking stuff questions. But now it's time for
the freaking fool file. Now, Anna, you might want to
look this up or maybe not all right. A Russian
man with a huge tumor the size of his head
surgically removed from his neck after more than a decade
of using failed home remedies and hopes that it would
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go away on its own. Well it didn't. The sixty
five year old lived with the ever growing tumor. I
told you, Oh my god, I told you it looks
it looks like another head does yes. Well. The sixty
five year old lived with the evergrowing tumor, which was
down at the base of his neck, for a staggering
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sixteen years at this angle. Oh no, man, Oh this
is hard. Doctors were amazed as the patient explained that
he tried using simple ointments to treat it with zero's success.
The tumor was identified as a mind lipoma, a fatty
lump that typically grows while sandwiched between the skin and
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the layer of muscles. If the tumor grows, then no
ointments or folk revities are going to help. The only
effective treatment is surgical removal. He had to lay on
his side through the entire procedure awake, since he couldn't
safely rest on his back. But the growth was removed
and the man said, he's doing five. Oh thank goodness,
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you saw that.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Huh yes, yes, like you said, it looks like he's
got two heads.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Know he needs a disturb shirt. He needs something.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
An assistant teacher in South Carolina bo ignored the old
rule of say it, don't spray it by sprintzing his
entire school with cans of gross substance meant to smell
like poop. This caused students to seek medical attention and
resulted in thousands of dollars in damage. Thirty two year
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old Alexander Paul Robertson Lewis was arrested and taken into
custody last Friday. He's been charged with disturbing schools and
malicious injury to property.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Now investigator said that.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Lewis used the spray multiple times at West Florence High
School between August twenty fifth and September nineteenth.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I guess it was just too much fun to only
do it once. Oh, I got to do it again.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Man. He had to order some more on Amazon because
the spray can be purchased online and is designed to
imitate fecal odor. The spray caused the disruption at the school,
and some students had to seek medical attention for respiratory issues,
especially those kids that have asthma. It also resulted in
a hefty fifty five thousand dollars bill in repairs for
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the school's air conditioning system because they couldn't get the
stank out of the then permeated Eh, that is greast.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Somebody's in trouble.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Oh yeah, you go all right over to China, everybody,
China as we know it. On the freaking Fool File,
the other Florida comes to mental health and dumbasses. A
Chinese man went viral after spending almost an hour.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
With his head stuck in a traffic light. Oh how
do you get your head stuck in a traffic light?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
He is he livesen on down the road on his
electric scooter and slamola my friends. This shockingly bizarre traffic
accident got a lot of attention on Chinese social media. Recently,
a young man driving an electric scooter crashed into a
temporary traffic light. This is in the city of Chengboo,
and following the impact, the man's head somehow became stuck
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inside the traffic signal. Firefighters who called a freeom from
this unusual middle cage, and that was easier said than done,
even as the first responders spent around forty minutes cutting
away at the metal and casing to get it away
from his man, this man's head where it could cause
crushing if they don't act fast. He was taken to
a local hospital. He made a full recovery, but he's
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gonna have a much tougher time recovering from the online
jokes in the air that he inspired.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
The traffic lights must be really loved. I guess scooter right.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Yeah, I guess they looked like a huge animal cage
or something. It was also humorously discussed on local TV
over in China by the newscasters. They couldn't keep a
straight face while telling this story.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
On the air. Imagine okay, since the rapture didn't happen
yesterday as an African fire and brimstoneen preacher predicted said
he was a billion percent sure it was going to happen,
and here we still are. We did this story a
few years ago of a little Rock, Arkansas woman who
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was killed after leaping through her cars moving cars sun
roof during an incident best described as a mistaken rapture
by dozens of eyewitnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after
a twenty car pile up resulted from people trying to
avoid hitting the woman who was praying in the middle
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of the street because she was apparently convinced the rapture
was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up in
the air to the heavens. Twelve people, yes, well, according
to hers she thought it was twelve k and then
tried to pick up a man on the side of
the road who she believed was Jesus himself. Aw she
started screaming, he's back, He's back, and climbed through the
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sun roof and jumped off the roof of the car,
said her husband, who was pronounced The woman was pronounced
dead at the scene. Her name was twenty eight year
old George Anne Williams. Police questioned the man who looked
like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way
to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the
bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve
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blow up sex dolls filled with helium, which floated up
to the sky, and this rapture reached the rapture. I mean,
I hated that she died, but damn girl, her meeting
Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter's gonna laugh
his ass off. Let me explain. Yeah, take it? Why again?
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Thank change this come here. You gotta hear this, You
really gotta hear this.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Coming up next hour the game we all love. Choose
your News. You guess the story that Bow made up,
and you'll win a family four pack of tickets to
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Choose your News around seven to fifty right here on
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Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Dallas Forest Classic Cross lone Star ninety two five. There's
no one like you, and thank God right now, you
ain't much fun to be around. I'm not directing that
at anybody in particular in this room. Okay, all right,
today is ascus stuff Day. We got some good questions
on the ask of stuff hotline two one, four eight six,
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six eighty six hundred call it anytime, And I think
I got these first couple of ones. Right, I here's
a first question.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
My question is why is the hamburger called the hamburger
if there's no ham in it?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Well, that's true, but let me explain. The short answer
is that it came from Hamburg, Germany, because the Frankfurter,
also known as the hot dog, came from Frankfurt, Germany. However,
a lot of people here in MRCA say that it
got the name hamburger because after running out of their
hot pork sandwiches at the Erie County Fair in Hamburg,
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New York, which was held September sixteenth through the eighteenth
eighteen eighty five, Frank and Charles Menschz mixed ground beef
with spices and sold it between bread, naming it the
Hamburger after the city where the fair was.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Hell, well, if you ever traveled to Germany, they have
something called the hamburg State, which is made out of
mince meat hamburger.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yes, okay, kind of thea. So I guess both places
claim that they invented it. But well, I bet it
was a big thick hamburger too. I bet it wasn't
skippy motor hamburger. Yeah. Oh, we got to go there
real soon.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Let's sure.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Okay, here's a question about Alfred Hitchcock or something about
with Alfred Hitchcock wanted to have a secession with blonde actresses.
I mean he had Tippy Hender, Grace, Kelly, Janet Lee
with blonde. Well, he did have a sensation with blondes.
He was known to prefer the sophisticated and mysterious qualities
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often associate with blonde woman. He believed in gradual unveiling
of sexuality, concept he felt was embodied by his blonde
characters in his movies. He also felt he had a
great deal of control over these actresses, though hit sometimes
led to difficult relationships, especially with Tippy Hedrin who was
in the Bird And didn't she say that he likes
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sexually herass? Yeah, oh yeah, he wouldn't leave her. That
the Hitchcock blonde reflects his fantasies but also a fascination
with a secret and complexities of women's lives. Among his
blonde were Grace, Kelly, Ingrid Bergman, Janet Lee of course
in Psycho Eva, Marie Saint kim Novak who was in
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Vertigo loved that movie, and Tippy Hedron the Birds in
nineteen sixty three and Marnie in nineteen sixty four. He
was kind of a perr for blonde women. He was.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Have you guys seen Hitchcock with Anthony Hopkins? Yes, in
the movie?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Oh no, I haven't seen this good? Yeah? But can
can he pull it off? Does he does? Job? All? Right?
Here a question about a town right outside of my hometown.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yeah, both for you.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I know it's done by your neck of the woods, Mahea.
How do they get an ah shadow? It should be Mexia,
I know, and everybody jokes about that. Mahea. Texas, m
e x i A was established in eighteen seventy one
and named for the family that donated the town site.
It is now's Maheia, but residents call it a great
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place no matter how you say it. In nineteen twenty one,
Mahya's first oil gusher blew in and things got so
routy that for part of the following year the town
was under military control. People were just partying and losing
their damn mind. Wow. The reason the ex is pronounced
as an h because it was named after General Jose
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Antonio Mahea, who is a Mexican hero for the Republic
of Texas. Army during the Texas Revolution. The town was
founded near his estate.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
And it's just like we say Mexico, but in Mexico,
Mexico is at Mexico. Yeah, so that's why it's maheyah yeah,
all rightother one, please, can you explain to me why
the city of Addison is holding October Fest in September? O?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Good one, good one.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
So October Fest is named for its origins, but is
now held in September for better weather, as Munich's October
can be cold and rainy.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
But when it first started.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
It started in eighteen ten to celebrate a royal wedding
in October. By moving the festival start date into September,
organizers and attendees can enjoy warmer temperatures and longer daylight hours,
so the party goes on and on and on. That's
more conducive to outdoor festivals and beer tens. The festival,
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which is a sixteen to eighteen day celebration, still concludes
in October, maintaining its traditional name and connection to the
original October celebration, and this weekend it's McKinney and fort Worth.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
October Festival in September. In September because it gets a
little cold in October, especially in Germany. All right, we
got time for one more. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
I was watching a documentary on Van Halen the other
day one of the streaming sites, and I always thought
it was David Lee Roth that had the mess with
the band's dynamics, but a few people on this documentary
were pointing that it might actually have been the Van
Halen brothers that had a problem. It seems like David
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Lee Roth had a problem with them, and then it
seems like Sammy Hagar had a falling out with both
the brothers, and I was just going to see what
y'all thought about that.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Well, it actually is the Van Halen brothers that calls
all the stink storms.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
A lot of it to stem from Eddie's drug use
and alcoholism as well. But you know what, they're the
ones that formed the band, so what they say goes.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Eddie was a loot to deal with, and when he
was in the worst level of addiction, his teeth were
starting to fall out.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Oh man, Yeah, And I guess between Sammy and David
Lee Roth it was just a communication breakdowns. It will joke,
but I stand by it anyway. Stack Stock, Dallas Force
(33:18):
Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two to five. Yes, there
was a communication breakdown between the Van Halen brothers and
everybody else who had anything to do with them. Yeah,
with Michael Anthony and that's why he's with Sammy Haigen exactly. Okay,
by the way, let me inform you of this. Tomorrow
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is the last Thursday of the month, which means we
have to do whose song is it? Anyway? This is
where you the rascule gives us some subjects and we
have to come up with a song by a certain
amount of time. Now you give us the subjects today,
I won't reveal them until tomorrow's show, cause that puts
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us in a lot of pressure to come up with
a song. Not you me, you man, you can do
it right off the bat, not necessarily whatever, But give
us some subjects. You can call us or send us
email and let us know what your subjects are. We'll
use those subjects and try to come up with the
song about it. You know who I think is gonna
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kick assif this tomorrow is Jean Lewis. Jean Lewis, Dean
Lewis is going to be in for ale because you're
going to a show tonight who you're going to see
the stereophonics to. Yeah, man all the way from London. Okay,
so ask this stuff day. Another way you could get
your question answered is by email. And I'm sure and
has a couple for us here.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, so this was from an email. Why do so
many firefighters have large mustaches?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Well, firefighters often have mustaches for safety and tradition, but
not all firefighters will sport a large stash. Some firefighters
may grow mustaches to symbolize brotherhood and the tradition, and
the main reason is that a well trimmed mustache does
not interfere with the self contained breathing apparatus masks that
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they have to wear to pour that tight seal on
the face, whereas beards or other types of facial hair
would prevent a proper seal, leading to a lack of
clean air and potential suffocation. Now, in the early days
of firefighting, before the breathing apparatuses, firefighters would sometimes wet
their large mustaches to use them as a smoke filter,
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and that's where the tradition of the mustache came from.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I never really thought about that. Yeah, really thought that
firefighters had mustaches mostly.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
A lot of them do, but it's not required and
that's important to remember. Okay, Sarah emailed me this question,
and it's about homecoming moms. According to Sarah, I'm seeing
all these homecoming pictures on social media and these moms
are out of control.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
She's not wrong.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
My question is when did the tradition of the homecoming
mom start. Okay, so, the homecoming mom tradition began back
in nineteen eleven with the first homecoming game in Missouri,
but it became a larger, more elaborate Texas tradition after
first being spotted at a Baylor University football game back
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in nineteen thirty six. While the tradition of giving mums
as gifts existed broadly, Texans are known for greatly enhancing
the simple cassage with elaborate ribbons, trickets, and now even
lights and stuffed animals. And some are so big that
cover up a person's whole body.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yes, they do. I've seen high school games during homecoming.
Oh my god. Oh you know what.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
When I was going to school in the Rio Grande Valley,
if you got a single mom, the other girls would
look at you with pity in their eyes, and the
double mommer triple Mom. Oh they have them so big,
it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Oh they're than your head, are your whole chest? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
All right, And here's the last email that I got
from Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
This is from his Gmail account. I'd love to know
why this crossed his mind too, bo.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Besides humans, are there any other animals that have sex
for pleasure?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Dolphin? Dolphins? Dolphins, yes, Jeremy.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
While not all animals engage in sexual activity for pleasures,
several species do exhibit behaviors.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
That suggest they may get their rocks off.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
And this includes bonnabos, which are a species of great
ape in the congo ma cox, the monkey, Yeah, dolphins
like you said, lions, short nosed fruit bats, peacocks, even
some insects such as crickets and grasshoppers engaged in prolonged copulation,
indicating possible plays measure.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Uh huh wow.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
It's important to note that these observations are based on
behavioral and psychological evidence. It's actually impossible to definitely prove
an animal's experience of pleasure during copulent My, however.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
You get your jolly that's your bitness. Dallas Fors Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five Coming up, We're
you're gonna play Geeze use your news for a family
four pack of tickets to the Split fir Texas, which
actually opens day after tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
We have to have that as one of the topics
for Whose Song Is It Anyway? And we have to
do it to the Blues Bed not for me, but
for Dean Lewis since he's gonna be helping out tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
You just get all nervous when Whose Song Is It Anyway?
Thursday comes out.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I'm saying that Dean because it'd be easier for him
since he's not used to it.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Dean, Yeah, so we should do the Blues Bed to Okay.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Dean is going to rage at writing the lyrics and performing.
I think I think he's gonna go, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
No problem. Also, Tomorrow always One Hit Wonder Day. Since
we're gonna be all wrapped up in the last Thursday
of the month. I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll
move One Hit Wonder Day to the following Thursday, Okay,
because that's always fun when y'all trying to stump me
on one Hit Wonder. Because I've been in this business
a long time and I played most of them, it's
kind of like, name that tune.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
It's like you try to stump bo and he can
name it in two seconds.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Well not all the time, I do my dead level
damn this though. Yeah, but now it is time for
the educational all of a show. There's time to listen
and learn because it's time for did you know amazing
facts you didn't know before? But well no now? For example,
did you know before alarm clocks, people would pay someone
(39:47):
to knock on their window and wake them up. They
were called knocker uppers. These days, a knocker upper is
a man who doesn't wear a cock that it is.
Did you know Sam Song once used a button shaped
robot to test the durability of its cell phones. That's
(40:08):
because so many people put their bone their phones in
their back pocket and accidentally sit on it.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Was like the crash test dummy. Yeah, crash ass dummies.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
This is yeah, crash ass dumb it. Did you know
the Titanic song My Heart Will Go On almost didn't happen? No,
because director James Cameron didn't like it. Neither did Selene Dion. Obviously,
they both went ahead with it anyway, and later changed
their minds when the song became a monster kit. It was.
It was huge. Years later, Selene Dion said, quote, I'm
(40:39):
glad I sang the song. I'm so happy that my
people don't listen to everything i'd said. Did you know
the McDonald's character Grimace, You know, the big purple guy. Yes,
he was originally evil. In nineteen seventy one, he was
actually called Evil Grimace and his goal was to steal
everybody's milkshakes. But by nineteen seventy two, the following year,
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they turned him into a purple monster who's a good
guy but kind of stupid.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yeah, I don't remember him being evil. I just remember
the dopey one either.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Did you know, based on the life expectancy here in Murca,
if you're eighteen years old now, you only have about
three thousand, one hundred and sixty weekends left in your life.
If you're older, well, when you get to be forty,
you only have about two thy fifteen left. That is,
if you don't get murdered or killed in a freak accident. Yahik,
(41:37):
Did you know you probably will not find orange chicken
in China. That's because it's not a Chinese dish. It
was invented by Panda Express in nineteen eighty seven, some
orange chicken. If I'm swindles, I, did you know there's
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only one letter that doesn't appear in any US state name.
That's the letter Q. You'll find a Z in Arizona,
a jay in New Jersey, even two x's in New
Mexico and Texas, but there's not one single Q in
any of the state's names. You're right? Did you also
know you'll never look at avocados the same way again?
(42:18):
Indigenous people of Mexico and Central America use the word ahukat,
which means testicles. The fruits were originally marketed as alligator
pears in the United States until the current name stuck.
Here's some you like that one? Huh?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Oh my god. Now I'm thinking about avocados on a
tree and they do look like hanging testicles.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, yeah, well hanging fruit. Well, when you order guacamole,
just could you crush up some testicals? What my god?
Did you know? Marilyn Monroe supposedly had an IQ of
one hundred and sixty three. Albert Einstein's IQ was rumored
to be only one sixty, but no official documation exists
(43:07):
for either of them.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Oh, Carolyn Monroe was smarter than Albert Einstein.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Yeah, well, if it happens to be true, because there's
no way that they can find out. Did you know
Harry S. Truman, Michael J. Fox, and Ulysses S. Grant
all have middle initials that don't stand for anything. No.
In Michael J. Fox's case, his real middle name was Andrew,
but he went with a J to distinguish himself from
(43:32):
a guy already in the Screen Actors Guild named Michael
Andrew Fox. Oh, so that he became Michael J. Michael J. Hey,
whatever floats your boat, You know what I'm saying, whatever works.
Get ready, we're gonna play Choose your News, coming up
on them, all of them, Joe, no hard so just
ignore them. Okay, Yeah, lone start ninety two to five? Okay,
(43:56):
who wants a family four pack of tickets to the
State Fur of Texas which opens on Friday. Will even
throw in some corny dog coupons for you, And all
you have.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
To do to win is what shoes your news?
Speaker 1 (44:11):
All right? Y'all probably know how it works, but I
like to explain it anyway. I have in my possession
in my left hand right now. Four headlines three of
them are actual past headlines from the Weekly World News One.
I just made up. You find the fake headline, and
I will give you the family for a pack of
(44:33):
tickets to the fair. Okay, And there is no theme today,
not until next week. So is the fake headline? Headline
number one? Leaping snapping turtles invading America? Oh, no, shopping
predators jump up and bite you where it hurts out
ooh in a nightmare scenario long dismissed by experts as unlikely.
(44:56):
Hordes of leaping snapping turtles with powerful jaws or coming
out of the jungles of Panama and Mexico into California
and text this attacking men's testicles and women's breastses you
mean they're a Yes, they're fast and their means, says
an expert. Or is it headline number two? Speech teacher's
(45:19):
lips burst into flames when he tries to talk Cajun
to his class. Talking old time Louisiana dialect causes man's
whole mouth to catch on fire and burn his lips
completely off. His mustache, eyebrows, and the rest of his
face receives second degree burns, and he almost died trying
(45:40):
to speak, Cajun says doctor who treated him? Oh my yeah?
Or is it Headline number three? Trained pigeon carries man's
marriage proposal to the wrong woman. Now she's suing him
to keep his promise. Noscon woman is surprised to get
(46:01):
a bird delivering a proposal of wedlock, but after she
finds out it was intended for his girlfriend, she hires
a lawyer to file suit, accusing him of fraud. If
I have his name in print, he owes me a ring.
She says, this is why you should do it in person.
Damn right? Or is in Headline number four world's first
(46:23):
human head implant Doctor squirt silicone and the tiny sumo
wrestler scalp to make him six inches taller scale crunching
Tokyo schoolboy was dying to become a belly butting sumo wrestler,
but he was too short to qualify until silicon was
shot into the top of his head to increase his height.
(46:45):
To let someone get away with something like that is appalling,
says the opponent's coach. These are all crazy, Yes they are,
but one of them is a damn live Which one
is it? Headline number one? Leaping snapping turtles invading America,
chomping predators jump up and bite you where it hurts.
Number two speech teacher's lips burst into flame when he
(47:07):
tries to speak cajun to his class. Number three trained
pigeon carries man's marriage proposal to the wrong woman. Now
she's suing him to keep his promise. Or Number four
world's first human head implant. Doctor schort silicon ind a
timing sumo wrestler scalp to make him six inches. Oh
my gosh, which is the faith one? Study, long and study.
(47:30):
I'm just gonna go with this one. You're gonna go
that one way? That's the wrong one. Uh, that's another one.
Damn maybe a grand slam? Okay, which one is it?
It is this one?
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (47:42):
I was close, right, I would never guess? All right?
Two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven?
Let's see if you can guess what the fake headline
is by them show all right, which one do you
think is the fake headline?
Speaker 5 (48:00):
Number two?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Number two speech teacher's lips burst into flame when he
tried to talk k to the plan. No, that is
an actual headline Weekly World News. I couldn't print it.
It were true. So they got people walking around the
French quarter with their lips blowing us. All right, let's
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move on bowing them. Show which one do you think
is the fake headline? Number two? Number number two? Try again?
Oh oh, how about number three? Number three trained pigeon
Terry's marriage proposal to the wrong woman. Now she's suing
him to keep his promise. I should have just let
you let you die on the by, but I did
(48:46):
not have to play fair and let you know it
was already taken.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yes, would not.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
Want me to die.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
But let me tell you, I'm driving, so I just
took a wild ass hair. I didn't hear them. Well,
there you go. This must be miss Diane, Miss Diane.
Hang on, miss Diane. We'll hook you up with you
state Fair tickets. All right, yeah, all right Dan? All right?
Ooh you know what's coming up then? Don't you?
Speaker 5 (49:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Traffic in Bondy. Oh? Well, we're gonna have some scars
after this one.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Day beginning to pile up, and the holidays are right
around the corner.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Well, how about we help you out with Rock the Bank.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
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thousand dollars nine times a.
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Speaker 2 (49:30):
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morning around nine ten. When you hear it, all you
have to do is enter it at lone Star ninety
two five dot com and you just might be one
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week on lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Well hit the high Seas together a w on Dallas
Forward's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. So I
smell it, I smell it. Sheep, perfume and leather. Traffic
is all tied up all over the Metroplex this morning.
That could mean only one thing. It's time for the
(50:10):
Mistress of the Highways and the Byways, the one and
only slut we love, Linda lash with traffic in Bondy.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Oh well, howdy, my little men, We've got some slick
road conditions this morning.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Know it's another whipping Wednesday, so it's time to work
out my arms. I'm trapping for the State Fair of Texas. Yes,
bo i am, I believe I've mentioned to you before
Big Texas one of my favorite climbings.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
No wonder he's always smiling after hours.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
He likes to slip out of those dickeys jeans and
put on some tight level in a ballgag no size
ninety six boots, they're no lie. He really does have
some huge feet. Remember that time he went up in
flames bowl?
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Was that you, mistress? Yes?
Speaker 2 (51:16):
It was the fireplay got a little out of hand
and he didn't use his safe work.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
What's the safe work?
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Corny dog? Or should I say corny dog? He bringing
of which it's time for me to do a little
deep frying.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Oh no, iron, Oh, old sir dogs.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
I love me some deep fried bow Robber. And let's
not forget sausage on a stick.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Stop poking, Tom.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
Sorry, I meant hit the sausage with a stick.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Oh okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
I'll look at that drive right now in Arlington on
I twenty athd Cock. Oh I love that show Bow
Kathy Bates is so.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Great in that show. Traffic, mistiss traffic, okay, telling me
what to do? Oh no, we'll give him one if
you're gonna give me damn it.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
In fort Worth right now on I twenty near you
in Mall.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
I guess you mean he Hewlen Mall bo. It's like
you want me to hurt. You time to get out
the train, not the chase y.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Oh. In Frisco, we have an accident on the tollway
where we have some slick road conditions due to brain
A car got slammed from behind. Oh how do you
say it got rear ended?
Speaker 1 (52:51):
Very good? Are you gonna whip me, slap me and
shock me?
Speaker 2 (52:55):
How about all three bow Roberts and that.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
Collar is oh so painful.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
I'm Linda lash with your traffic and Bondie, Oh boy,
that hurt.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Third morning, the bow in Them show in the morning
and Dallas works Classic rock all day. This is lone
Start ninety two five, Dallas four arst Class Rock lone
Star ninety two five. This show doesn't have a prayer.
By the way, Okay, we're that much closer to Friday though.
Here's a really odd story. A plane old bee keeper
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removed a hive weighing one hundred pounds from a home
in Plano on Saturday. That's scary. He estimates the hive
had been there for about ten years and the residents
knew nothing about it. Didn't hear a buzzing or nothing.
The enormous hide was built inside the home ceiling and
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the only sign that there were bees coming and going
above a window. Nobody thought anything about it at the
home on Saturday. It took twelve hours for the beekeeper
was able to safely remove the estimated thirty thousand bees
at time and take them to a bee farm. Stephen Ross,
owner of Ross's Rowdy Bees, operates a few hundred bee
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hives on agricultural land around North Texas. That's something I
never even thought about doing a way to make a living.
No one hundred pound bee hives. Holy, you seem like
you might have heard a whole bunch of buzzing in
your attic thing right? Guess not? Well.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
We had a scary situation this morning in Dallas. An
active shooter situation at a Dallas ice facility near Empire
Central this morning left three detainees in ice custody shot,
with multiple victims in critical condition.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
According to police.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Sources, the suspect was a sniper on a roof armed
with a rifle. Now the shooter, identified by police as
a white man, died from a self inflicted gunshot wound
to the head as agents approached.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
The investigation is ongoing. We will keep you updated on
that situation. In other News.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
The Federal Trade Commission and a bipartisan group of state
attorney generals has sued Ticketmaster and its parent company, saying
that they are forcing consumers to pay more to see
live events through a variety of illegal tactics.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
When it costs less.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
For you to go see Taylor Swift in Europe, which
includes your ticket, ye and your airfare and your hotel
as opposed to seeing her just for the ticket in
the US.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
You know something's wrong. They've been screwing us over for
a while, They said.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
Live Nation and its subsidiary, Ticketmaster have deceived artists and
consumers by advertising lower ticket prices than what consumers must
pay and falsely claiming to impose strict limits on the
number of tickets consumers can buy for an event. The
FDC said brokers use fake accounts to buy up millions
of dollars worth of tickets and then sell them at
a substantial markup on Ticketmaster's platform. Ticketmaster benefits from the
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additional fees it collects from those sales. Ticketmaster controls eighty
percent or more of major US concert venues primary ticketing.
That's according to the FDC, consumers spent more than eighty
two point six billion dollars buying tickets from Ticketmaster between
twenty nineteen and twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
Everybody's out to take your money away from you.
Speaker 4 (56:32):
Seriously, you got to you have to refinance your home
to get some good tickets sometimes. The National Aeronautics and
Space Administration have rolled out ten new astronaut candidates, ten scientists,
engineers and test pilots chosen from eight thousand applicants to
help explore the Moon and possibly hang out on the
planet Mars.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
There's no way I'd go to Mars. Visual won't come back.
It takes you six months to get there and then
you can't come back.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
Two out of the ten individuals are Texans, one of
them from Jim Light Libno from Little Elm, Texas.
Speaker 1 (57:08):
Oh well that's our neighborhood. Yeah, and also dooceyes too,
Yes amazing. Her name is Rebecca Becky Lawler. She lives
in Little Elm.
Speaker 4 (57:17):
And then there's also TCU graduate and a men on
who is now a resident of Houston, Texas. So the
six women and four men in the candidate class are
going to undergo two years of training and then they
will be considered for spaceflight Acting administrator Sean Deffy said
one of them could become one of the first to
step on the planet Mars. He also stressed the US
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will win this second race to land astronauts on the Moon.
This is natha's twenty fourth astronaut class in the original
Mercury seven that was back in nineteen fifty nine. The
previous class twenty twenty one. Good luck to our homegirl, Becky.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
Jimmy still want to go to Mars. Jimmy would do it. Yeah,
he would do it, knowing that he wouldn't be able
to come back. He still do it. I don't like
space travel that much. If you owe a lot of money,
I would go to Mars. I don't even want to
go to the Moon. I ain't going tomorrow. I would
escape Tomorrow's if necessary. I've seen all them sci fi
(58:13):
movies and the monsters running around, and now I ain't
going to No, damn Mar. You don't want him to
probe you bo? Yeah, well it depends on where. Never
mind forget you. Did I say that out loud? Yes,
(58:40):
I'm sorry. I apologize. It doesn't shock me. No, why
are you looking at my titties when you say that?
I'm not looking at oh God, by the way, I
am looking at you to get to the winner of
our yachtley Crew tickets and your.
Speaker 4 (58:56):
Yes, here's everything for you, guys. Charise Hoffman. He's from
one of the Texas capitals of Roller Derby, Haultam City.
Speaker 1 (59:03):
Oh yeah, I remember when I was a kid, I
used to channel I think it was Channel eleven. Oh,
the old School used to have wrestling all day, starting
you know, at seven o'clock, and then at midnight they
showed Roller Derby.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
And I became obsessed with the San Francisco Bay Area
Bombers and they had this big fat girl. I don't
know who she was, but she had seven forty seven
as her numbers. Because she was so big, she was
probably known as Jumbo.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
Yes, they used to petrify me though, because I loved
a roller skate. But the way they slammed into each
other and try to make each other crash.
Speaker 4 (59:47):
Yeah, man, I'll tell you the heavy girls make great
defense and offense.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
But you got to be little to be a jammer.
That's the one that goes all the way around the track,
more like the ninjas. Yes, I guess, so I know.
I'm a old fart. But do any of you remember
an Italian actress named Claudia Carter. Now she the one
that was in the Pink Panther movie with Peter Cellar.
Yes she was. She starred also in some of the
most celebrated European films of the sixties and seventies. She
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passed away at the age of eighty seven. She started
more than one hundred films and made for television productions,
but she was best known for embodying youthful purity in
Friederico Vellini's Eight and a Half. I'm not sure I
remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
I don't, but I remember her because I used to
think her hairstyle was so cool and.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
She had the most beautiful eyes. Oh my god. Yeah. Well,
they didn't jump pet it back, but you could imagine
him Bo Rodgers. She also won praise for her role
as a hooker in Sergio Leoni's spaghetti western Once Upon
a Time in the West in nineteen sixty eight. Great movie. Yes,
she was in the Pink Panther movie. She's in a
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hundred films, more than Wow. She began her movie career
at the age of seventeen after winning a beauty contest
in Tunisia, where she was born. The contest brought her
to the Venice Film Festival, where she came the attention
of Italian movie industry and she did a bunch of
Italian movies before entering the beauty contest. She said she
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wanted to become a school teacher. Aw you would be
the school teacher that every schoolboy had the hots for
and was never late to your class. By the way,
tomorrow is fun with music Day, and I think we
have enough sub now. I'm not going to release the subjects,
not until tomorrow. Until tomorrow, but I'll do it kind
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of early because Dean Lewis is going to be in
for ales, and that's.
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Why we're going to do the blues theme because Dean
is not used to doing whose song is it?
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Anyway? So for Dean we'll use the blues Dean. Yeah,
for Dean. You're the one that always said for Dean. Yeah,
it's all for Dean. Yeah. You wouldn't have mattered if
we did it to the eighteen twelve overture. Yeah, no way.
So I'm keeping the subjects in a sealed envelope and
(01:02:16):
I will reveal them tomorrow. And we gotta start right okay, okay, okay,
and don't worry because you always do just Fineanna, you
tread it, but you do it anyway, You'll make it.
And Tomorrow, like I mentioned earlier, tomorrow is also one
Hit Wonder Day, but we're going to change that until
next Thursday. I can move stuff around if I walk down,
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it's your show because we're doing Who's Sung? Is it? Anyway?
So we'll do that just so you can try and
stump the chumps on the following Thursday. One Hit Wonder
was insane. It's always insane. Nobody can stump the jump though.
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
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Boys of Summer is what baseball teams used to be called. Yeah,
and our boys of Summer have fizzled out.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Yeah, they will not be playing in October. M bless
their hearts.
Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Well, at least we did win a World Series. Then
things went to hell after that. But that's okay. They've
lost eight in a row.
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Hopefully they can snap that losing streak, even though they
have no chance in hell.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
And being in the postseason. That's just right. This season
off and think about next year.
Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
But I would like to win a couple of games
against the Twins, please.
Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Yeah. I don't like to win a couple of games
against everybody, but sometimes it just ain't meant to be.
I guess they didn't play well because they thought the
rapture was going to happen. Before the nineteen that.
Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
It, they were probably praying for the rapture. By the
time the ninth they.
Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Think, God, please take me. I'm tired of losing all
right time wasters. Yeah, okay, bo.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
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Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
At Texas Motor Speedway.
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
So the Rolling Stones teased a big announcement yesterday, posting
a black and blue blinking version of their iconic lips
and tongue logo on their socials, no caption, no audio.
Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Well now we know what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Oh yeah, The Rolling Stones have announced that they're going
to reissue their thirteenth album, Black and Blue, which was
released back in April of nineteen seventy six. It was
their first album with Ronnie Wood as a memoir yeah,
includes such songs as hot Stuff, Fool to Crime, Memory Motel.
This deluxe edition will be a aailable in multiple configurations
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November fourteen.
Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Your Fool cra and will They or Won't They? Bo Roberts.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
On Monday, Led Zeppelin posted on social media that they
were going to release a replica up of Trampled Underfoot
from nineteen seventy five for record store days Black Friday
sale November twenty eighth, But then just hours after they posted.
Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
That they deleted it. What no explanation given, So we
don't know what's up with that.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
And Paul McCartney's going to debut a new short film
today at noon, so set a reminder. Paul McCartney rocks
The Bowery Tour Diary takes a look at the three
surprise shows that he played this past February at the
Bowery Ballroom in New York City. It's going to explain
how it all came together. They're going to have interviews
and also behind the scenes look with Paul McCartney himself
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and who have posted on their socials the abandoned album
cover concept for their eighth album Who Are You Now?
It shows all four band members with a row of
people behind them. They captioned it with which album cover
do you prefer? They're going to release a deluxe edition
of that nineteen seventy eight album October thirty first. Get
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all the details on our page and hard to believe,
but it's been more than forty years since the release
of the Car's second biggest album, Heartbeat City, and to
commemorate the occasion, the band is going to release an
expanded reissue which will come out October thirty first, and
Tears for Fears, marking their fortieth anniversary of songs from
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the Big Cherry.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
You remember that album? Yeah? Yeah, everybody wants to rule
the world shout.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Well, they're going to release that deluxe edition November fourteenth,
and we have all the info up.
Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
And finally Mac Sabbath is back. Mac Sabbath.
Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
This is the Black Sabbath tribute band that dresses up
like Ronald McDonald, the Hamburglar.
Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
And Grimace Grimas who we were just talking about on that.
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
You know, they played riots over the weekend and we
have them doing Paranoid God.
Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Well, you may as well have some costumes when you're
playing a run.
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
The social media account at the ghouls have no name.
Check out the video on the Bone and M show
page lone star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Who is that going? Yeah in the song there, That's
why I answered that it wasn't me. The flying insect
and the report that's what it was. Must have been
a big ass insect apparently being okay. So that's enough
for Ask the Stuff Day. Tomorrow's Fun with Music Day.
It's also the last Thursday of the month, so I
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will reveal the subjects that were given through the last
couple of days. Now ya hey, oh, you're not going
to be a part of this because you're going to
a show tonight. You're going to sleep late tomorrow, which
I'm jealous of. But that's okay, that's all right, you
guys would be okay. You're in good hands tomorrow. Yeah,
I'm looking forward to seeing Dean.
Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Yeah, he's a funny guy.
Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Let's see how he is at songwriting. Though, I'm sure
he's gonna nail it well. He is a professional comedian.
Yea that he follows me makes it even easier. Oh cold,
he doesn't have to, you know, the bar is low.
Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
My plan is for the first thing for me to
listen to tomorrow morning is gonna be your song.
Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Yeah, I want to hear that when five. We'll have
it ready by seven thirty five at least, we certainly hope,
so that it's a bigger man than me.
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Because I still sleeping, I was like, I'll hear it
on the playback on the website.
Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
Oh, I couldn't sleep, and if I wanted to, if
I sleep until seven, I'm gonna wake up and freak out.
Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Yeah, you're gonna say, oh my god, the sun John
I'm late. Happened to me yesterday after my nap. That really,
that happens to me all the time when I wake
up from a nap. For a split second, I think,
oh my god, I've overslept. Why didn't they call me? Yeah? Exactly. Okay, so, uh,
we shall see you on the after show for the
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book Live, and we'll see on the show enough show
tomorrow where Dean Lewis will be in for AO, and
we'll see what kind of song we can come up with. Oh,
I've also got a mash up that I'm going to
play for you. Would you say you hinted that it
was an A yes, since since Ozzie passed away this show,
it's gonna be Ozzie, and I'm not gonna tell you
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who else. No, no, no, all right, we'll see on
the after show and on the show not show tomorrow,
My
Breaking news on Jimmy Kimmel and autism. Jimmy Kimmel coming
back to late night television.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
ABC chose to bring back their low rating night time hosts.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
We are in for a monologue that will be a
marker in late night show history.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
It's going to be an annoyed yeah, no question, a
huge moment in American history. It's one of the most
pivotal moments in broadcast history.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
He will be delivering what is being dubbed the most
anticipated monologue in late night in years.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Anyway, as I was saying before I was interrupted, if
you're just joining us, we are preempting your regularly scheduled
encore episode of Celebrity Family Feud to bring you this
special report. I'm happy to be here tonight with you.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Its good hitting it.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Who had a weird forty eight hours, me or the
CEO of tailand Hall.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's been overwhelming.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I've heard from a lot of people over the last
six days. I've heard from all the people in the
world over the last six days. Everyone I have ever
met has reached out ten or eleven times.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Weird characters from.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
My past are the guy who fired me from my
first radio job in Seattle, where we are not airing tonight,
by the way, sor Seattle. His name is Larry. In
nineteen eighty nine, Larry tried to force me to do
a bit called Jokes for Donuts, where people would call
in with a joke and I would give them donuts.
I refused to do it, and I made a lot
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of fun of Larry for suggesting it, and eventually Larry
fired me and I had to move back in with
my parents.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
But even he wrote in to cheer me up. Thank you, Larry, and.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I want to thank everyone who checked in.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I would say, oh eno to let all of them.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
But some that I do especially want to mention are
my fellow late night talk show hosts. My friend Stephen Colbert,
he has found himself in this predicament. My friend John
Stewart said Myers, Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver, Conan, O'Brien, Jims, Corden, Ursinio,
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Kathy won the Chelsea even Jay reached out. I heard
from late night hosts in other countries, from Ireland and
from Germany. The guy in Germany offered me a job.
Can you imagine this country has.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Become so authoritarian.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
The Germans are like, come here.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I had to record it because well, hell, I can't
stay up then late one.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel at nine past our time.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But I will watch it when I get home, Yes,
because I know it's gonna be funny. I just know
it is good thing I didn't get rid of my Hulu. Well, also,
I'm laying it, but I'm almost asleep, and then they'll crawl. Yeah.
I was watching wrestling. Okay, yeahture work and there was
a crawl said large hails gonna fall and didn't county.
(03:21):
So I get up and get dressed and try to
put a hail cover over my truck, thinking, okay, that'll
be fine. I wake up, go out to my truck
to remove it. Not even moist, yeah, not even rain
had So there I missed a couple of minutes of
my sleep time because of that.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, we still have a chance for some scattered thunderstorms,
some possibly severe this morning, but like you said, it's
hit or miss.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, but then again, uh, I didn't I have to
get up. You didn't have to.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's when they don't tell you that you have to.
Oh yeah, like those winter storm mornings. A lot of
times you have those winter storm mornings and nothing happens.
And then yeah, we have those days where we wake
up and there's ice and snow and no one told
us about it.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
A lot of times up in Denton County where I live,
we won't get hit by the storm that we're warned about, but.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
We'll have a front row the light. Yeah, and damn,
I don't care what happens today because my truck's in
the garage. Yes, today is ask us Stuff Day. You
got a question and give us a call or send
us a text or email and we'll try to answer
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it for you as we celebrate yes National Bluebird of Happiness. Yeah,
I wish that little joy bring investment would fly through
my window. Ever once in a while, I'll even sprinkle
some breadcrumbs on the floor if you let it. You
just don't want them to leave you a little gift
on your windshow. Yeah, that's right. Well, see you at
the Pole Day. It is a yearly international event when
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Christian students gather at the school, fly polls, churches, and
online for prayer and worship. The focal point of the
day is when students meet at their school's flag pole
at seven am local time. You can even pray you
won't get any homework at the end of the day.
And it's also National Punctuation Day. Oh better use it
right in English class to day or you will get
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homework at the end of the school day. Yep, wait
a minute, there's more. It is lash Stylist Day.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Lash stylist like Linda lash stylist.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No, no, like your eyelash style. Oh oh yeah, you
know what I never liked. I had it done one time.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You do it yourself and oh no, this is where
you go and you spend an hour and they put
fake eyelashes on you.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh oh, and I did not like it at all
an hour. Yeah, make sure you have your eyelashes curled
up before you put all that mascara on, or you
can have your lash stylists do it if you actually
have one. Oh and see if you can put all
that mascara on without opening your mouth. We're not saying
shut up, but us guys notice that when you gals,
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you always open your mouth when you're putting it on.
For some reason, you have to so you get a
better angle.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Oh that jaw drops like a python swallowing a rabbit.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Wait a minute, Yeah, it goes way down there. Opening
your mouth gives you a better angle when you're doing
your eyelashes. Yeah, either like stretch out the scammers. I
think that is torococa. Well you wouldn't understand because you're
not a woman. I know, but I've always wanted to
be speaking of women. It's National Women's Health and Fitness Day. Yes,
(06:38):
I've got all right now.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Bo.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
It is also kiss Day, just point where you wanted
girls World School Milk Day. Do they have still have
milk breaks during school? Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
As a matter of fact, my friend's son who's on the.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Spectrum, Yeah, he is a lunch troom monitor and he
opens up the cartons of milk for the little Okay, well,
if they do have milk breaks, chocolate milk, always, always
chocolate milk. Amen. Of course, then I'm kind of partial
to it. Okay. So sports of all sorts coming up.
Oh no, the Rangers are officially out of the running
(07:21):
for the playoffs. Gee, I didn't see that one coming.
I was hoping they'd win six games in a row.
Oh yeah, and all the other teams would lose six
games in a row. But it was not meant to be. No,
gum it, So we'll talk about that in sports of
all sorts. Then we got another bizarre, freaking fool file.
But then again, don't we always always here we go,
(07:45):
it's time to how old is your sister? Anyway? I
wasn't looking, I wasn't looking offwere make sure you check
that driver's license, low start and is sick thirty. Brought
to you by the Will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers
go to Will high winds dot com. Birthday today. Football
(08:09):
legend Mean Joe Green or Pittsburgh Steelers is seventy nine today. Yes, yes,
he attended North Texas State, which is now un T
and he's the reason Unt's football team is called the
Mean Green because of Mean Joe Green. Cool. Also, what
do we have here? Wait a minute, I've got all
(08:30):
my stuff all messed up here. A junior varsity football
player is being disciplined after a video of him injuring
an opposing player during a football game last week. I
don't know if you've seen this or not, but it's
pretty brutal. Courtney mem shared a visit a video of
her son being injured during a junior varsity football game
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between Kalamazoo Central High School and Lakeshore High School. The
disturbing video shows a Kalamazoo Central player jumping on top
of her son Colton as play is concluding. And this
guy is like three times bigger. He's huge. Look at that,
as bro. And he does it twice. Oh my god,
does it twice. He's huge, like the size of a car. Practically.
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The Kalamazoo Central player is seen knocking Colton down during
the play, then getting up and jumping on top of
him twice while he's laying on the ground. He's a
hell of a lot bigger than Colton, who now has
a fractured spine because of it. NOE. After the incident,
Kalamazoo Central High School said in a Facebook post that
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the student was being punished. If you saw the video,
you'd probably say that kid needs to be arrested. Yeah,
and he probably does. I'm probably just saying bo.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
The Sunday night football matchup between the Dallas Cowboys and
Green Bay Packers has a little extra spice since we're
going to see the return of Micah Parsons. Ah, of course,
traded by the Cowboys to the Packers just before the
season started. Why and while Parsons was a defensive superstar
in his time in Dallas. Owner Jerry Jones says his
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team will not play a tribute video before the game,
even though Michah Parsons.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Certainly deserves it.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Jerry also last Friday, the social media account of the
popular Chicago hot dogs stand, the Wieners Circle, announced if
Caleb throws for TDS on Sunday, we will give away
free hot dogs on Tuesday. Of course, the message was
about Chicago quarterback Caleb Williams, who sure enough did throw
four touchdown passes in the game against the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
So yesterday was the big hot dog giveaway.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
The grills were fired up and around three thousand hot
dogs were given away compliments of the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Wozzi, Yeah, my goodness, it is speaking of Micah Parsons.
You know, sacking Dak Prescott would be a bittersweet moment
for Michaeh Parsons, the man we missed very much. The
two time All Pro pass rusher downplayed his upcoming and
returned to Dallas on the other side and expressed his
feelings about potentially taking down his friend and former teammate.
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In a conversation with the AP yesterday, Parsons of the
Green Bay Packers, who are two and one, face off
against Prescott and the Cowboys in front of a national
TV audience. Cowboys are one and two. By the way,
that's like their best ever. I think, never mind, no, no,
but it seems like, yeah, a national television audience. Sunday night,
that's when the Packers and the Cowboys are gonna face off.
(11:31):
If I can borrow it expression from the NHL. Parsons
told the AP about getting a chance to sack Prescott.
He said, that's my guy. He was always like a
good mentor for me. But you know how it is.
He always told me if I ever faced him, it'll
be a great matchup. I'm excited to see what Sunday
brings itself. War is on my friends. Parsons plans to
treat it like an ordinary game, and though it'll be
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his first time inside at and T Stadium as a visitor,
we expect to be fully entertained.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And Jerry still insists the Cowboys are a playoff team. Jerry,
there's a couple of things you need to fix before
you call the Cowboys a playoff team or defense. Defense,
you're tripping Jerry. Well, but isn't he always That's why
we like talking about Jared. It's good weed, I think, yeah,
(12:24):
he does. The Miami Hurricanes might have started a new
tradition in college football eating a defeated team's mascot. What
Miami beat the Florida Gators on Saturday, So in the
locker room after the game, the team chowed down on
the spread of barbecued alligator. It wasn't their mascot, but
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it was a same mascot.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Kind of reminded me of that story you told us
about Bevo and the Aggies.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, Bevo, that's what happened. The number two ranked Hurricanes
have a multitude of animals left on their schedule, Cardinals
Louisville and Stanford, the wolf Pack, North Carolina State, and
the Mustangs of SMU. You better not try to eat
barbecued peruna. No, that's crossing the line, and most likely
(13:13):
peruna wouldn't taste very good. Otherwise we'd have seen horse
meat dishes in a restaurant's menu.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
They're very popular in France, by the way, really, yes,
they eat horse in France.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
In Pro Football news, the NFL sent out a memo
that's causing a little bit of a stir. It says
that teams can deny players permission to compete in a
high profile flag football event in Saudi Arabia. While the
league isn't totally banning players, it's giving teams the final say.
The move comes as Saudi Arabia continues to invest big
(13:45):
bucks in global sports, including hosting the World Flag Football Championship.
It's a club's decision, the memo states, which leaves NFL
players in limbo if their team isn't on board with it.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Well, and would you blame the team because they have
to worry, even with flag football about injury.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, you don't want to get your main players hurt? No,
not at all. Well.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Well, according to Fangrafts, yesterday morning, the Texas Rangers had
a less than one percent chance to make the postseason. Well,
that number fell to zero last night when the Rangers
were officially eliminated from postseason contention.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Rangers lost to the Minnesota Twins four to one. Last night.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It was their eighth straight loss, and with the Guardians
win over the Detroit Tigers, that made it the final
nail in the coffin of a roller coaster twenty twenty
five season for your Texas Rangers, who still have five
games left to play. By the way, Cleveland Guardians hitter
David Fry taken to the hospital last night after being
struck in the face by a pitch during his team's
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win against the Detroit Tigers. He was hit by a
ninety nine mile per hour fastball.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Deal face, Wow, out that's a jawbreaking Yeah, speaking of face.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
The Rangers face the Twins again tonight at Globe black Field.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
First pitch, seven oh five.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
You can't make it out to Arlington, you can catch
the game on the Rangers Sports Network.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
By the way, tonight is the last dollar hot dog
night of the season. Ohkay, Well you gotta go on
a night, Dan, Yeah, get on it. Well.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
This is a sports story that makes me feel really
sad for our young people in a new generation who
just want to play sports a youth baseball. It seems
like we're putting them closer to danger and I'd love
to see this change. A youth baseball coach is recovering
after taking a live round in the shoulder during a game.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh yeah, this weekend, y was gunshots fired.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
He got his married and there was video shot of
it too. It shows players and coaches warming up on
the field. Multiple loud pops are heard, players and coaches
can be seen running for cover. Voices heard in the
video we're instructing people. Get down, get.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Down, that's right, drop and get prone.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
And one of the shots ricocheted off a pole and
struck a twenty seven year old coach.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
He was airlifted to a hospital.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
He is expected to recover, and officials said three people
have been identified and were believed to be hunting illegally
very close property nearby.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Somebody going to be in trouble. Rabbits something. Speaking of baseball,
robot umpires are coming to the big leagues next season
after Major League Baseball's eleven man Competition Committee approved the
use of the automated Ball Strike System. This is going
to put some umps out of work, but they say
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maybe not. It will be introduced in the form of
a challenge system in which the human umpire makes each call,
which can be appealed to the computer now. Robot umpires
have been tested in the Minor league since twenty nineteen,
with recent testing done at Triple A since twenty twenty two.
Major League Baseball spring training this year and at the
Summer's All Star Game in Atlanta. Stadiums are outfitted with
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cameras that track each pitch and judge whether it crossed
home plate within strike zone. In early testing, umpires wore
earbuds and would hear the ball strike call from the computer.
They relay that to players and fans with traditional hand signals. Now,
human umps call every pitch, but each team has the
ability to challenge two calls per game. Teams that burn
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their challenges get one additional challenge in each extra inning.
Only a batter, pitcher, or catcher may challenge the ball
signaling with a tap of the helmet or the cap,
and assistance from the dugout is not allowed, and a
challenge must be made within two seconds because they don't
want to slow the game down. That's a lot that
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unstrike unt strike if you're in any for calling them out,
all right, the freaking full file next the bo that
was from leader of the pack, never minding wave. Well,
stort I here's by crosstown traffic, which might be dealing
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with at this very moment. Yeah, coming up our first
round of asking stuff questions. But now it's time for
the freaking fool file. Now, Anna, you might want to
look this up or maybe not all right. A Russian
man with a huge tumor the size of his head
surgically removed from his neck after more than a decade
of using failed home remedies and hopes that it would
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go away on its own. Well it didn't. The sixty
five year old lived with the ever growing tumor. I
told you, Oh my god, I told you it looks
it looks like another head does yes. Well. The sixty
five year old lived with the evergrowing tumor, which was
down at the base of his neck, for a staggering
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sixteen years at this angle. Oh no, man, Oh this
is hard. Doctors were amazed as the patient explained that
he tried using simple ointments to treat it with zero's success.
The tumor was identified as a mind lipoma, a fatty
lump that typically grows while sandwiched between the skin and
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the layer of muscles. If the tumor grows, then no
ointments or folk revities are going to help. The only
effective treatment is surgical removal. He had to lay on
his side through the entire procedure awake, since he couldn't
safely rest on his back. But the growth was removed
and the man said, he's doing five. Oh thank goodness,
(19:26):
you saw that.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Huh yes, yes, like you said, it looks like he's
got two heads.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Know he needs a disturb shirt. He needs something.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
An assistant teacher in South Carolina bo ignored the old
rule of say it, don't spray it by sprintzing his
entire school with cans of gross substance meant to smell
like poop. This caused students to seek medical attention and
resulted in thousands of dollars in damage. Thirty two year
(19:55):
old Alexander Paul Robertson Lewis was arrested and taken into
custody last Friday. He's been charged with disturbing schools and
malicious injury to property.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Now investigator said that.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Lewis used the spray multiple times at West Florence High
School between August twenty fifth and September nineteenth.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I guess it was just too much fun to only
do it once. Oh, I got to do it again.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Man. He had to order some more on Amazon because
the spray can be purchased online and is designed to
imitate fecal odor. The spray caused the disruption at the school,
and some students had to seek medical attention for respiratory issues,
especially those kids that have asthma. It also resulted in
a hefty fifty five thousand dollars bill in repairs for
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the school's air conditioning system because they couldn't get the
stank out of the then permeated Eh, that is greast.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Somebody's in trouble.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Oh yeah, you go all right over to China, everybody,
China as we know it. On the freaking Fool File,
the other Florida comes to mental health and dumbasses. A
Chinese man went viral after spending almost an hour.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
With his head stuck in a traffic light. Oh how
do you get your head stuck in a traffic light?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
He is he livesen on down the road on his
electric scooter and slamola my friends. This shockingly bizarre traffic
accident got a lot of attention on Chinese social media. Recently,
a young man driving an electric scooter crashed into a
temporary traffic light. This is in the city of Chengboo,
and following the impact, the man's head somehow became stuck
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inside the traffic signal. Firefighters who called a freeom from
this unusual middle cage, and that was easier said than done,
even as the first responders spent around forty minutes cutting
away at the metal and casing to get it away
from his man, this man's head where it could cause
crushing if they don't act fast. He was taken to
a local hospital. He made a full recovery, but he's
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gonna have a much tougher time recovering from the online
jokes in the air that he inspired.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
The traffic lights must be really loved. I guess scooter right.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Yeah, I guess they looked like a huge animal cage
or something. It was also humorously discussed on local TV
over in China by the newscasters. They couldn't keep a
straight face while telling this story.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
On the air. Imagine okay, since the rapture didn't happen
yesterday as an African fire and brimstoneen preacher predicted said
he was a billion percent sure it was going to happen,
and here we still are. We did this story a
few years ago of a little Rock, Arkansas woman who
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was killed after leaping through her cars moving cars sun
roof during an incident best described as a mistaken rapture
by dozens of eyewitnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after
a twenty car pile up resulted from people trying to
avoid hitting the woman who was praying in the middle
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of the street because she was apparently convinced the rapture
was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up in
the air to the heavens. Twelve people, yes, well, according
to hers she thought it was twelve k and then
tried to pick up a man on the side of
the road who she believed was Jesus himself. Aw she
started screaming, he's back, He's back, and climbed through the
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sun roof and jumped off the roof of the car,
said her husband, who was pronounced The woman was pronounced
dead at the scene. Her name was twenty eight year
old George Anne Williams. Police questioned the man who looked
like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way
to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the
bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve
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blow up sex dolls filled with helium, which floated up
to the sky, and this rapture reached the rapture. I mean,
I hated that she died, but damn girl, her meeting
Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter's gonna laugh
his ass off. Let me explain. Yeah, take it? Why again?
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Thank change this come here. You gotta hear this, You
really gotta hear this.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Coming up next hour the game we all love. Choose
your News. You guess the story that Bow made up,
and you'll win a family four pack of tickets to
the Great State Fair, Texas. Plus we are gonna hook
you up with vouchers for Fletcher's Corny Dogs. We'll play
Choose your News around seven to fifty right here on
the Bow and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Dallas Forest Classic Cross lone Star ninety two five. There's
no one like you, and thank God right now, you
ain't much fun to be around. I'm not directing that
at anybody in particular in this room. Okay, all right,
today is ascus stuff Day. We got some good questions
on the ask of stuff hotline two one, four eight six,
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six eighty six hundred call it anytime, And I think
I got these first couple of ones. Right, I here's
a first question.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
My question is why is the hamburger called the hamburger
if there's no ham in it?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Well, that's true, but let me explain. The short answer
is that it came from Hamburg, Germany, because the Frankfurter,
also known as the hot dog, came from Frankfurt, Germany. However,
a lot of people here in MRCA say that it
got the name hamburger because after running out of their
hot pork sandwiches at the Erie County Fair in Hamburg,
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New York, which was held September sixteenth through the eighteenth
eighteen eighty five, Frank and Charles Menschz mixed ground beef
with spices and sold it between bread, naming it the
Hamburger after the city where the fair was.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Hell, well, if you ever traveled to Germany, they have
something called the hamburg State, which is made out of
mince meat hamburger.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yes, okay, kind of thea. So I guess both places
claim that they invented it. But well, I bet it
was a big thick hamburger too. I bet it wasn't
skippy motor hamburger. Yeah. Oh, we got to go there
real soon.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Let's sure.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Okay, here's a question about Alfred Hitchcock or something about
with Alfred Hitchcock wanted to have a secession with blonde actresses.
I mean he had Tippy Hender, Grace, Kelly, Janet Lee
with blonde. Well, he did have a sensation with blondes.
He was known to prefer the sophisticated and mysterious qualities
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often associate with blonde woman. He believed in gradual unveiling
of sexuality, concept he felt was embodied by his blonde
characters in his movies. He also felt he had a
great deal of control over these actresses, though hit sometimes
led to difficult relationships, especially with Tippy Hedrin who was
in the Bird And didn't she say that he likes
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sexually herass? Yeah, oh yeah, he wouldn't leave her. That
the Hitchcock blonde reflects his fantasies but also a fascination
with a secret and complexities of women's lives. Among his
blonde were Grace, Kelly, Ingrid Bergman, Janet Lee of course
in Psycho Eva, Marie Saint kim Novak who was in
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Vertigo loved that movie, and Tippy Hedron the Birds in
nineteen sixty three and Marnie in nineteen sixty four. He
was kind of a perr for blonde women. He was.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Have you guys seen Hitchcock with Anthony Hopkins? Yes, in
the movie?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Oh no, I haven't seen this good? Yeah? But can
can he pull it off? Does he does? Job? All? Right?
Here a question about a town right outside of my hometown.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yeah, both for you.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I know it's done by your neck of the woods, Mahea.
How do they get an ah shadow? It should be Mexia,
I know, and everybody jokes about that. Mahea. Texas, m
e x i A was established in eighteen seventy one
and named for the family that donated the town site.
It is now's Maheia, but residents call it a great
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place no matter how you say it. In nineteen twenty one,
Mahya's first oil gusher blew in and things got so
routy that for part of the following year the town
was under military control. People were just partying and losing
their damn mind. Wow. The reason the ex is pronounced
as an h because it was named after General Jose
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Antonio Mahea, who is a Mexican hero for the Republic
of Texas. Army during the Texas Revolution. The town was
founded near his estate.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
And it's just like we say Mexico, but in Mexico,
Mexico is at Mexico. Yeah, so that's why it's maheyah yeah,
all rightother one, please, can you explain to me why
the city of Addison is holding October Fest in September? O?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Good one, good one.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
So October Fest is named for its origins, but is
now held in September for better weather, as Munich's October
can be cold and rainy.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
But when it first started.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
It started in eighteen ten to celebrate a royal wedding
in October. By moving the festival start date into September,
organizers and attendees can enjoy warmer temperatures and longer daylight hours,
so the party goes on and on and on. That's
more conducive to outdoor festivals and beer tens. The festival,
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which is a sixteen to eighteen day celebration, still concludes
in October, maintaining its traditional name and connection to the
original October celebration, and this weekend it's McKinney and fort Worth.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
October Festival in September. In September because it gets a
little cold in October, especially in Germany. All right, we
got time for one more. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
I was watching a documentary on Van Halen the other
day one of the streaming sites, and I always thought
it was David Lee Roth that had the mess with
the band's dynamics, but a few people on this documentary
were pointing that it might actually have been the Van
Halen brothers that had a problem. It seems like David
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Lee Roth had a problem with them, and then it
seems like Sammy Hagar had a falling out with both
the brothers, and I was just going to see what
y'all thought about that.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Well, it actually is the Van Halen brothers that calls
all the stink storms.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
A lot of it to stem from Eddie's drug use
and alcoholism as well. But you know what, they're the
ones that formed the band, so what they say goes.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Eddie was a loot to deal with, and when he
was in the worst level of addiction, his teeth were
starting to fall out.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Oh man, Yeah, And I guess between Sammy and David
Lee Roth it was just a communication breakdowns. It will joke,
but I stand by it anyway. Stack Stock, Dallas Force
(33:18):
Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two to five. Yes, there
was a communication breakdown between the Van Halen brothers and
everybody else who had anything to do with them. Yeah,
with Michael Anthony and that's why he's with Sammy Haigen exactly. Okay,
by the way, let me inform you of this. Tomorrow
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is the last Thursday of the month, which means we
have to do whose song is it? Anyway? This is
where you the rascule gives us some subjects and we
have to come up with a song by a certain
amount of time. Now you give us the subjects today,
I won't reveal them until tomorrow's show, cause that puts
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us in a lot of pressure to come up with
a song. Not you me, you man, you can do
it right off the bat, not necessarily whatever, But give
us some subjects. You can call us or send us
email and let us know what your subjects are. We'll
use those subjects and try to come up with the
song about it. You know who I think is gonna
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kick assif this tomorrow is Jean Lewis. Jean Lewis, Dean
Lewis is going to be in for ale because you're
going to a show tonight who you're going to see
the stereophonics to. Yeah, man all the way from London. Okay,
so ask this stuff day. Another way you could get
your question answered is by email. And I'm sure and
has a couple for us here.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, so this was from an email. Why do so
many firefighters have large mustaches?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Well, firefighters often have mustaches for safety and tradition, but
not all firefighters will sport a large stash. Some firefighters
may grow mustaches to symbolize brotherhood and the tradition, and
the main reason is that a well trimmed mustache does
not interfere with the self contained breathing apparatus masks that
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they have to wear to pour that tight seal on
the face, whereas beards or other types of facial hair
would prevent a proper seal, leading to a lack of
clean air and potential suffocation. Now, in the early days
of firefighting, before the breathing apparatuses, firefighters would sometimes wet
their large mustaches to use them as a smoke filter,
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and that's where the tradition of the mustache came from.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I never really thought about that. Yeah, really thought that
firefighters had mustaches mostly.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
A lot of them do, but it's not required and
that's important to remember. Okay, Sarah emailed me this question,
and it's about homecoming moms. According to Sarah, I'm seeing
all these homecoming pictures on social media and these moms
are out of control.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
She's not wrong.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
My question is when did the tradition of the homecoming
mom start. Okay, so, the homecoming mom tradition began back
in nineteen eleven with the first homecoming game in Missouri,
but it became a larger, more elaborate Texas tradition after
first being spotted at a Baylor University football game back
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in nineteen thirty six. While the tradition of giving mums
as gifts existed broadly, Texans are known for greatly enhancing
the simple cassage with elaborate ribbons, trickets, and now even
lights and stuffed animals. And some are so big that
cover up a person's whole body.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yes, they do. I've seen high school games during homecoming.
Oh my god. Oh you know what.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
When I was going to school in the Rio Grande Valley,
if you got a single mom, the other girls would
look at you with pity in their eyes, and the
double mommer triple Mom. Oh they have them so big,
it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Oh they're than your head, are your whole chest? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
All right, And here's the last email that I got
from Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
This is from his Gmail account. I'd love to know
why this crossed his mind too, bo.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Besides humans, are there any other animals that have sex
for pleasure?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Dolphin? Dolphins? Dolphins, yes, Jeremy.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
While not all animals engage in sexual activity for pleasures,
several species do exhibit behaviors.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
That suggest they may get their rocks off.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
And this includes bonnabos, which are a species of great
ape in the congo ma cox, the monkey, Yeah, dolphins
like you said, lions, short nosed fruit bats, peacocks, even
some insects such as crickets and grasshoppers engaged in prolonged copulation,
indicating possible plays measure.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Uh huh wow.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
It's important to note that these observations are based on
behavioral and psychological evidence. It's actually impossible to definitely prove
an animal's experience of pleasure during copulent My, however.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
You get your jolly that's your bitness. Dallas Fors Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five Coming up, We're
you're gonna play Geeze use your news for a family
four pack of tickets to the Split fir Texas, which
actually opens day after tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
We have to have that as one of the topics
for Whose Song Is It Anyway? And we have to
do it to the Blues Bed not for me, but
for Dean Lewis since he's gonna be helping out tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
You just get all nervous when Whose Song Is It Anyway?
Thursday comes out.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I'm saying that Dean because it'd be easier for him
since he's not used to it.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Dean, Yeah, so we should do the Blues Bed to Okay.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Dean is going to rage at writing the lyrics and performing.
I think I think he's gonna go, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
No problem. Also, Tomorrow always One Hit Wonder Day. Since
we're gonna be all wrapped up in the last Thursday
of the month. I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll
move One Hit Wonder Day to the following Thursday, Okay,
because that's always fun when y'all trying to stump me
on one Hit Wonder. Because I've been in this business
a long time and I played most of them, it's
kind of like, name that tune.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
It's like you try to stump bo and he can
name it in two seconds.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Well not all the time, I do my dead level
damn this though. Yeah, but now it is time for
the educational all of a show. There's time to listen
and learn because it's time for did you know amazing
facts you didn't know before? But well no now? For example,
did you know before alarm clocks, people would pay someone
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to knock on their window and wake them up. They
were called knocker uppers. These days, a knocker upper is
a man who doesn't wear a cock that it is.
Did you know Sam Song once used a button shaped
robot to test the durability of its cell phones. That's
(40:08):
because so many people put their bone their phones in
their back pocket and accidentally sit on it.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Was like the crash test dummy. Yeah, crash ass dummies.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
This is yeah, crash ass dumb it. Did you know
the Titanic song My Heart Will Go On almost didn't happen? No,
because director James Cameron didn't like it. Neither did Selene Dion. Obviously,
they both went ahead with it anyway, and later changed
their minds when the song became a monster kit. It was.
It was huge. Years later, Selene Dion said, quote, I'm
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glad I sang the song. I'm so happy that my
people don't listen to everything i'd said. Did you know
the McDonald's character Grimace, You know, the big purple guy. Yes,
he was originally evil. In nineteen seventy one, he was
actually called Evil Grimace and his goal was to steal
everybody's milkshakes. But by nineteen seventy two, the following year,
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they turned him into a purple monster who's a good
guy but kind of stupid.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yeah, I don't remember him being evil. I just remember
the dopey one either.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Did you know, based on the life expectancy here in Murca,
if you're eighteen years old now, you only have about
three thousand, one hundred and sixty weekends left in your life.
If you're older, well, when you get to be forty,
you only have about two thy fifteen left. That is,
if you don't get murdered or killed in a freak accident. Yahik,
(41:37):
Did you know you probably will not find orange chicken
in China. That's because it's not a Chinese dish. It
was invented by Panda Express in nineteen eighty seven, some
orange chicken. If I'm swindles, I, did you know there's
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only one letter that doesn't appear in any US state name.
That's the letter Q. You'll find a Z in Arizona,
a jay in New Jersey, even two x's in New
Mexico and Texas, but there's not one single Q in
any of the state's names. You're right? Did you also
know you'll never look at avocados the same way again?
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Indigenous people of Mexico and Central America use the word ahukat,
which means testicles. The fruits were originally marketed as alligator
pears in the United States until the current name stuck.
Here's some you like that one? Huh?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Oh my god. Now I'm thinking about avocados on a
tree and they do look like hanging testicles.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, yeah, well hanging fruit. Well, when you order guacamole,
just could you crush up some testicals? What my god?
Did you know? Marilyn Monroe supposedly had an IQ of
one hundred and sixty three. Albert Einstein's IQ was rumored
to be only one sixty, but no official documation exists
(43:07):
for either of them.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Oh, Carolyn Monroe was smarter than Albert Einstein.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Yeah, well, if it happens to be true, because there's
no way that they can find out. Did you know
Harry S. Truman, Michael J. Fox, and Ulysses S. Grant
all have middle initials that don't stand for anything. No.
In Michael J. Fox's case, his real middle name was Andrew,
but he went with a J to distinguish himself from
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a guy already in the Screen Actors Guild named Michael
Andrew Fox. Oh, so that he became Michael J. Michael J. Hey,
whatever floats your boat, You know what I'm saying, whatever works.
Get ready, we're gonna play Choose your News, coming up
on them, all of them, Joe, no hard so just
ignore them. Okay, Yeah, lone start ninety two to five? Okay,
(43:56):
who wants a family four pack of tickets to the
State Fur of Texas which opens on Friday. Will even
throw in some corny dog coupons for you, And all
you have.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
To do to win is what shoes your news?
Speaker 1 (44:11):
All right? Y'all probably know how it works, but I
like to explain it anyway. I have in my possession
in my left hand right now. Four headlines three of
them are actual past headlines from the Weekly World News One.
I just made up. You find the fake headline, and
I will give you the family for a pack of
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tickets to the fair. Okay, And there is no theme today,
not until next week. So is the fake headline? Headline
number one? Leaping snapping turtles invading America? Oh, no, shopping
predators jump up and bite you where it hurts out
ooh in a nightmare scenario long dismissed by experts as unlikely.
(44:56):
Hordes of leaping snapping turtles with powerful jaws or coming
out of the jungles of Panama and Mexico into California
and text this attacking men's testicles and women's breastses you
mean they're a Yes, they're fast and their means, says
an expert. Or is it headline number two? Speech teacher's
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lips burst into flames when he tries to talk Cajun
to his class. Talking old time Louisiana dialect causes man's
whole mouth to catch on fire and burn his lips
completely off. His mustache, eyebrows, and the rest of his
face receives second degree burns, and he almost died trying
(45:40):
to speak, Cajun says doctor who treated him? Oh my yeah?
Or is it Headline number three? Trained pigeon carries man's
marriage proposal to the wrong woman. Now she's suing him
to keep his promise. Noscon woman is surprised to get
(46:01):
a bird delivering a proposal of wedlock, but after she
finds out it was intended for his girlfriend, she hires
a lawyer to file suit, accusing him of fraud. If
I have his name in print, he owes me a ring.
She says, this is why you should do it in person.
Damn right? Or is in Headline number four world's first
(46:23):
human head implant Doctor squirt silicone and the tiny sumo
wrestler scalp to make him six inches taller scale crunching
Tokyo schoolboy was dying to become a belly butting sumo wrestler,
but he was too short to qualify until silicon was
shot into the top of his head to increase his height.
(46:45):
To let someone get away with something like that is appalling,
says the opponent's coach. These are all crazy, Yes they are,
but one of them is a damn live Which one
is it? Headline number one? Leaping snapping turtles invading America,
chomping predators jump up and bite you where it hurts.
Number two speech teacher's lips burst into flame when he
(47:07):
tries to speak cajun to his class. Number three trained
pigeon carries man's marriage proposal to the wrong woman. Now
she's suing him to keep his promise. Or Number four
world's first human head implant. Doctor schort silicon ind a
timing sumo wrestler scalp to make him six inches. Oh
my gosh, which is the faith one? Study, long and study.
(47:30):
I'm just gonna go with this one. You're gonna go
that one way? That's the wrong one. Uh, that's another one.
Damn maybe a grand slam? Okay, which one is it?
It is this one?
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (47:42):
I was close, right, I would never guess? All right?
Two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven?
Let's see if you can guess what the fake headline
is by them show all right, which one do you
think is the fake headline?
Speaker 5 (48:00):
Number two?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Number two speech teacher's lips burst into flame when he
tried to talk k to the plan. No, that is
an actual headline Weekly World News. I couldn't print it.
It were true. So they got people walking around the
French quarter with their lips blowing us. All right, let's
(48:22):
move on bowing them. Show which one do you think
is the fake headline? Number two? Number number two? Try again?
Oh oh, how about number three? Number three trained pigeon
Terry's marriage proposal to the wrong woman. Now she's suing
him to keep his promise. I should have just let
you let you die on the by, but I did
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not have to play fair and let you know it
was already taken.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yes, would not.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
Want me to die.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
But let me tell you, I'm driving, so I just
took a wild ass hair. I didn't hear them. Well,
there you go. This must be miss Diane, Miss Diane.
Hang on, miss Diane. We'll hook you up with you
state Fair tickets. All right, yeah, all right Dan? All right?
Ooh you know what's coming up then? Don't you?
Speaker 5 (49:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Traffic in Bondy. Oh? Well, we're gonna have some scars
after this one.
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Speaker 1 (49:48):
Well hit the high Seas together a w on Dallas
Forward's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. So I
smell it, I smell it. Sheep, perfume and leather. Traffic
is all tied up all over the Metroplex this morning.
That could mean only one thing. It's time for the
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Mistress of the Highways and the Byways, the one and
only slut we love, Linda lash with traffic in Bondy.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Oh well, howdy, my little men, We've got some slick
road conditions this morning.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Know it's another whipping Wednesday, so it's time to work
out my arms. I'm trapping for the State Fair of Texas. Yes,
bo i am, I believe I've mentioned to you before
Big Texas one of my favorite climbings.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
No wonder he's always smiling after hours.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
He likes to slip out of those dickeys jeans and
put on some tight level in a ballgag no size
ninety six boots, they're no lie. He really does have
some huge feet. Remember that time he went up in
flames bowl?
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Was that you, mistress? Yes?
Speaker 2 (51:16):
It was the fireplay got a little out of hand
and he didn't use his safe work.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
What's the safe work?
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Corny dog? Or should I say corny dog? He bringing
of which it's time for me to do a little
deep frying.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Oh no, iron, Oh, old sir dogs.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
I love me some deep fried bow Robber. And let's
not forget sausage on a stick.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Stop poking, Tom.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
Sorry, I meant hit the sausage with a stick.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Oh okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
I'll look at that drive right now in Arlington on
I twenty athd Cock. Oh I love that show Bow
Kathy Bates is so.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Great in that show. Traffic, mistiss traffic, okay, telling me
what to do? Oh no, we'll give him one if
you're gonna give me damn it.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
In fort Worth right now on I twenty near you
in Mall.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
I guess you mean he Hewlen Mall bo. It's like
you want me to hurt. You time to get out
the train, not the chase y.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Oh. In Frisco, we have an accident on the tollway
where we have some slick road conditions due to brain
A car got slammed from behind. Oh how do you
say it got rear ended?
Speaker 1 (52:51):
Very good? Are you gonna whip me, slap me and
shock me?
Speaker 2 (52:55):
How about all three bow Roberts and that.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
Collar is oh so painful.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
I'm Linda lash with your traffic and Bondie, Oh boy,
that hurt.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Third morning, the bow in Them show in the morning
and Dallas works Classic rock all day. This is lone
Start ninety two five, Dallas four arst Class Rock lone
Star ninety two five. This show doesn't have a prayer.
By the way, Okay, we're that much closer to Friday though.
Here's a really odd story. A plane old bee keeper
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removed a hive weighing one hundred pounds from a home
in Plano on Saturday. That's scary. He estimates the hive
had been there for about ten years and the residents
knew nothing about it. Didn't hear a buzzing or nothing.
The enormous hide was built inside the home ceiling and
(54:00):
the only sign that there were bees coming and going
above a window. Nobody thought anything about it at the
home on Saturday. It took twelve hours for the beekeeper
was able to safely remove the estimated thirty thousand bees
at time and take them to a bee farm. Stephen Ross,
owner of Ross's Rowdy Bees, operates a few hundred bee
(54:23):
hives on agricultural land around North Texas. That's something I
never even thought about doing a way to make a living.
No one hundred pound bee hives. Holy, you seem like
you might have heard a whole bunch of buzzing in
your attic thing right? Guess not? Well.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
We had a scary situation this morning in Dallas. An
active shooter situation at a Dallas ice facility near Empire
Central this morning left three detainees in ice custody shot,
with multiple victims in critical condition.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
According to police.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Sources, the suspect was a sniper on a roof armed
with a rifle. Now the shooter, identified by police as
a white man, died from a self inflicted gunshot wound
to the head as agents approached.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
The investigation is ongoing. We will keep you updated on
that situation. In other News.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
The Federal Trade Commission and a bipartisan group of state
attorney generals has sued Ticketmaster and its parent company, saying
that they are forcing consumers to pay more to see
live events through a variety of illegal tactics.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
When it costs less.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
For you to go see Taylor Swift in Europe, which
includes your ticket, ye and your airfare and your hotel
as opposed to seeing her just for the ticket in
the US.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
You know something's wrong. They've been screwing us over for
a while, They said.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
Live Nation and its subsidiary, Ticketmaster have deceived artists and
consumers by advertising lower ticket prices than what consumers must
pay and falsely claiming to impose strict limits on the
number of tickets consumers can buy for an event. The
FDC said brokers use fake accounts to buy up millions
of dollars worth of tickets and then sell them at
a substantial markup on Ticketmaster's platform. Ticketmaster benefits from the
(56:10):
additional fees it collects from those sales. Ticketmaster controls eighty
percent or more of major US concert venues primary ticketing.
That's according to the FDC, consumers spent more than eighty
two point six billion dollars buying tickets from Ticketmaster between
twenty nineteen and twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
Everybody's out to take your money away from you.
Speaker 4 (56:32):
Seriously, you got to you have to refinance your home
to get some good tickets sometimes. The National Aeronautics and
Space Administration have rolled out ten new astronaut candidates, ten scientists,
engineers and test pilots chosen from eight thousand applicants to
help explore the Moon and possibly hang out on the
planet Mars.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
There's no way I'd go to Mars. Visual won't come back.
It takes you six months to get there and then
you can't come back.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
Two out of the ten individuals are Texans, one of
them from Jim Light Libno from Little Elm, Texas.
Speaker 1 (57:08):
Oh well that's our neighborhood. Yeah, and also dooceyes too,
Yes amazing. Her name is Rebecca Becky Lawler. She lives
in Little Elm.
Speaker 4 (57:17):
And then there's also TCU graduate and a men on
who is now a resident of Houston, Texas. So the
six women and four men in the candidate class are
going to undergo two years of training and then they
will be considered for spaceflight Acting administrator Sean Deffy said
one of them could become one of the first to
step on the planet Mars. He also stressed the US
(57:38):
will win this second race to land astronauts on the Moon.
This is natha's twenty fourth astronaut class in the original
Mercury seven that was back in nineteen fifty nine. The
previous class twenty twenty one. Good luck to our homegirl, Becky.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
Jimmy still want to go to Mars. Jimmy would do it. Yeah,
he would do it, knowing that he wouldn't be able
to come back. He still do it. I don't like
space travel that much. If you owe a lot of money,
I would go to Mars. I don't even want to
go to the Moon. I ain't going tomorrow. I would
escape Tomorrow's if necessary. I've seen all them sci fi
(58:13):
movies and the monsters running around, and now I ain't
going to No, damn Mar. You don't want him to
probe you bo? Yeah, well it depends on where. Never
mind forget you. Did I say that out loud? Yes,
(58:40):
I'm sorry. I apologize. It doesn't shock me. No, why
are you looking at my titties when you say that?
I'm not looking at oh God, by the way, I
am looking at you to get to the winner of
our yachtley Crew tickets and your.
Speaker 4 (58:56):
Yes, here's everything for you, guys. Charise Hoffman. He's from
one of the Texas capitals of Roller Derby, Haultam City.
Speaker 1 (59:03):
Oh yeah, I remember when I was a kid, I
used to channel I think it was Channel eleven. Oh,
the old School used to have wrestling all day, starting
you know, at seven o'clock, and then at midnight they
showed Roller Derby.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
And I became obsessed with the San Francisco Bay Area
Bombers and they had this big fat girl. I don't
know who she was, but she had seven forty seven
as her numbers. Because she was so big, she was
probably known as Jumbo.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
Yes, they used to petrify me though, because I loved
a roller skate. But the way they slammed into each
other and try to make each other crash.
Speaker 4 (59:47):
Yeah, man, I'll tell you the heavy girls make great
defense and offense.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
But you got to be little to be a jammer.
That's the one that goes all the way around the track,
more like the ninjas. Yes, I guess, so I know.
I'm a old fart. But do any of you remember
an Italian actress named Claudia Carter. Now she the one
that was in the Pink Panther movie with Peter Cellar.
Yes she was. She starred also in some of the
most celebrated European films of the sixties and seventies. She
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passed away at the age of eighty seven. She started
more than one hundred films and made for television productions,
but she was best known for embodying youthful purity in
Friederico Vellini's Eight and a Half. I'm not sure I
remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
I don't, but I remember her because I used to
think her hairstyle was so cool and.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
She had the most beautiful eyes. Oh my god. Yeah. Well,
they didn't jump pet it back, but you could imagine
him Bo Rodgers. She also won praise for her role
as a hooker in Sergio Leoni's spaghetti western Once Upon
a Time in the West in nineteen sixty eight. Great movie. Yes,
she was in the Pink Panther movie. She's in a
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hundred films, more than Wow. She began her movie career
at the age of seventeen after winning a beauty contest
in Tunisia, where she was born. The contest brought her
to the Venice Film Festival, where she came the attention
of Italian movie industry and she did a bunch of
Italian movies before entering the beauty contest. She said she
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wanted to become a school teacher. Aw you would be
the school teacher that every schoolboy had the hots for
and was never late to your class. By the way,
tomorrow is fun with music Day, and I think we
have enough sub now. I'm not going to release the subjects,
not until tomorrow. Until tomorrow, but I'll do it kind
(01:01:43):
of early because Dean Lewis is going to be in
for ales, and that's.
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Why we're going to do the blues theme because Dean
is not used to doing whose song is it?
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Anyway? So for Dean we'll use the blues Dean. Yeah,
for Dean. You're the one that always said for Dean. Yeah,
it's all for Dean. Yeah. You wouldn't have mattered if
we did it to the eighteen twelve overture. Yeah, no way.
So I'm keeping the subjects in a sealed envelope and
(01:02:16):
I will reveal them tomorrow. And we gotta start right okay, okay, okay,
and don't worry because you always do just Fineanna, you
tread it, but you do it anyway, You'll make it.
And Tomorrow, like I mentioned earlier, tomorrow is also one
Hit Wonder Day, but we're going to change that until
next Thursday. I can move stuff around if I walk down,
(01:02:37):
it's your show because we're doing Who's Sung? Is it? Anyway?
So we'll do that just so you can try and
stump the chumps on the following Thursday. One Hit Wonder
was insane. It's always insane. Nobody can stump the jump though.
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
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Lots and lots of classic rock right here on lone
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Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five, The
Boys of Summer is what baseball teams used to be called. Yeah,
and our boys of Summer have fizzled out.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Yeah, they will not be playing in October. M bless
their hearts.
Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Well, at least we did win a World Series. Then
things went to hell after that. But that's okay. They've
lost eight in a row.
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Hopefully they can snap that losing streak, even though they
have no chance in hell.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
And being in the postseason. That's just right. This season
off and think about next year.
Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
But I would like to win a couple of games
against the Twins, please.
Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Yeah. I don't like to win a couple of games
against everybody, but sometimes it just ain't meant to be.
I guess they didn't play well because they thought the
rapture was going to happen. Before the nineteen that.
Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
It, they were probably praying for the rapture. By the
time the ninth they.
Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Think, God, please take me. I'm tired of losing all
right time wasters. Yeah, okay, bo.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
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Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
At Texas Motor Speedway.
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
So the Rolling Stones teased a big announcement yesterday, posting
a black and blue blinking version of their iconic lips
and tongue logo on their socials, no caption, no audio.
Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Well now we know what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Oh yeah, The Rolling Stones have announced that they're going
to reissue their thirteenth album, Black and Blue, which was
released back in April of nineteen seventy six. It was
their first album with Ronnie Wood as a memoir yeah,
includes such songs as hot Stuff, Fool to Crime, Memory Motel.
This deluxe edition will be a aailable in multiple configurations
(01:05:02):
November fourteen.
Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Your Fool cra and will They or Won't They? Bo Roberts.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
On Monday, Led Zeppelin posted on social media that they
were going to release a replica up of Trampled Underfoot
from nineteen seventy five for record store days Black Friday
sale November twenty eighth, But then just hours after they posted.
Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
That they deleted it. What no explanation given, So we
don't know what's up with that.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
And Paul McCartney's going to debut a new short film
today at noon, so set a reminder. Paul McCartney rocks
The Bowery Tour Diary takes a look at the three
surprise shows that he played this past February at the
Bowery Ballroom in New York City. It's going to explain
how it all came together. They're going to have interviews
and also behind the scenes look with Paul McCartney himself
(01:05:52):
and who have posted on their socials the abandoned album
cover concept for their eighth album Who Are You Now?
It shows all four band members with a row of
people behind them. They captioned it with which album cover
do you prefer? They're going to release a deluxe edition
of that nineteen seventy eight album October thirty first. Get
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all the details on our page and hard to believe,
but it's been more than forty years since the release
of the Car's second biggest album, Heartbeat City, and to
commemorate the occasion, the band is going to release an
expanded reissue which will come out October thirty first, and
Tears for Fears, marking their fortieth anniversary of songs from
(01:06:35):
the Big Cherry.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
You remember that album? Yeah? Yeah, everybody wants to rule
the world shout.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Well, they're going to release that deluxe edition November fourteenth,
and we have all the info up.
Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
And finally Mac Sabbath is back. Mac Sabbath.
Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
This is the Black Sabbath tribute band that dresses up
like Ronald McDonald, the Hamburglar.
Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
And Grimace Grimas who we were just talking about on that.
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
You know, they played riots over the weekend and we
have them doing Paranoid God.
Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Well, you may as well have some costumes when you're
playing a run.
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
The social media account at the ghouls have no name.
Check out the video on the Bone and M show
page lone star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Who is that going? Yeah in the song there, That's
why I answered that it wasn't me. The flying insect
and the report that's what it was. Must have been
a big ass insect apparently being okay. So that's enough
for Ask the Stuff Day. Tomorrow's Fun with Music Day.
It's also the last Thursday of the month, so I
(01:07:44):
will reveal the subjects that were given through the last
couple of days. Now ya hey, oh, you're not going
to be a part of this because you're going to
a show tonight. You're going to sleep late tomorrow, which
I'm jealous of. But that's okay, that's all right, you
guys would be okay. You're in good hands tomorrow. Yeah,
I'm looking forward to seeing Dean.
Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Yeah, he's a funny guy.
Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Let's see how he is at songwriting. Though, I'm sure
he's gonna nail it well. He is a professional comedian.
Yea that he follows me makes it even easier. Oh cold,
he doesn't have to, you know, the bar is low.
Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
My plan is for the first thing for me to
listen to tomorrow morning is gonna be your song.
Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Yeah, I want to hear that when five. We'll have
it ready by seven thirty five at least, we certainly hope,
so that it's a bigger man than me.
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Because I still sleeping, I was like, I'll hear it
on the playback on the website.
Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
Oh, I couldn't sleep, and if I wanted to, if
I sleep until seven, I'm gonna wake up and freak out.
Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Yeah, you're gonna say, oh my god, the sun John
I'm late. Happened to me yesterday after my nap. That really,
that happens to me all the time when I wake
up from a nap. For a split second, I think,
oh my god, I've overslept. Why didn't they call me? Yeah? Exactly. Okay, so, uh,
we shall see you on the after show for the
(01:09:10):
book Live, and we'll see on the show enough show
tomorrow where Dean Lewis will be in for AO, and
we'll see what kind of song we can come up with. Oh,
I've also got a mash up that I'm going to
play for you. Would you say you hinted that it
was an A yes, since since Ozzie passed away this show,
it's gonna be Ozzie, and I'm not gonna tell you
(01:09:31):
who else. No, no, no, all right, we'll see on
the after show and on the show not show tomorrow,
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