Bo and Them After Show - Dean Stroke Moment, Six Feet Under Show, Choose Your Way to Die (Ep 1058) - December 1, 2023

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Episode Transcript

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We're all. Hi, we're onsomething here this morning. No, Dean,
seriously, thanks for coming in andtaking over for miss Anna anytime.
Man, I'm honored. I hopeI do a good job. I feel
like I'm on vacation. Really.I hang out and AO and I eat
candy and yeah, but I crackwise every once in a while, read
a story and then I'm done.Yeah, but you get up early enough

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to come in here and be onthe show, and we do appreciate it
very much. Well, I'm veryhappy to do it anytime. And now
number here it is ten o'clock inthe morning, and your radio day is
done. See that is one thingwhen I used to do morning radio,
is it was done early. Yeah. Yeah, How do you like these
new candies? Yeah? Bo,you're not gonna try one of these hunts

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sugar f give me one. Hereyou go. Dean and I have been
having talks about sugar addiction this week, and I can't even have sugar in
my house. But I took Suzanne'specan pie home. Anyway, has a
nice gift. But the other broughtme, Yeah, he brought me a
sugar Junkie care package yesterday morning.It had these in it. It also

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had Hershey's chocolate that somehow they removedsugar froters. Still so good. It
tastes like real chocolate. And Ibrought your pair a pair Your blood sugar
level pears are great. Yeah.And and there was a couple of like
breakfast bar kind of things in therethat are real health minded and they were
not bad. And a bag ofnuts. Yeah, my favorite thing in

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the whole world. I wouldn't saythat out loud in front of us.
Now, your listeners in you arewhat you eat. Let's see who's on
the phone here, Hello, goingthem show? Listen to me. I
gotta give you one job to doit right, big time, and I'm
gonna let you pay it off.Wait a minute, whoa what is this?
I owe you big time? Areyou listening to me? Let's listen,

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shut up your mouth before I talkto you. Let me let me
all right run it down in there. You're going to that auction thing this
afternoon, yeah for sure? Allright? All right, See, here's
what I need you to do forme, right A pick a guitarss strap,
a bit of the beard hair,anything you can grab the bed to
bring it back to me. YetI got a guy gonna fence it down

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in Arkansas. Bo's writing all thisdown right now. No, this is
this is math to cat. Hecalls on, Yeah, I'll get something
for you. Yeah, you know. I mean, God blessed Dusty.
I mean, I still can't believehe's gone, But I mean, now
is starting to auction off his crap. That's the beginning. I mean that

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they normally don't do that unless Imean, correct me if I'm wrong,
But they normally don't do that unless, like the estates having problems. I
think, well, just like Isaid when we first started talking about this,
why is his widow auctioning it off? Because what did I say?
What the eye doesn't see, theheart doesn't grieve for? And that's just

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kind of probably why she's doing it. It could be just as much about
wanting to move on and maybe Dusty'swishes has anything else? The money?
Is she gonna be there? Isthe widow going to be there? I
don't know, that's a real goodquestion. I don't have any information.
Probably something we can find out whenwe're there on site today with the Julians
people. And if you were likeat that level, wouldn't you tell your

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wife or family this when I'm gone. If you can sell this stuff,
it won't. I'm done. Idon't care. No one knows, and
make a couple million or whatever she'sgonna make. You know, I would
look at it as he's invested inhis family. I think it's a loving
thing he's doing. Here's something Iknow for sure that Dusty did as far
as his final wishes. When heknew that his time was short on Earth,

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he let the band know that hereally wanted the band to keep on
going past his time. That's whythey got that Ellwood gun. Yeah.
Ellwood was on the side of thestage as a guitar tech for I think
thirty forty years or something like that. And he's fantastic. He's got a
huge beard, he's got crazy costumesand bases of his own doing good.

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What is that? Are you rubbingone out while you're talking to us?
Okay, guys, thanks for thetime. Damn, that sounded like that
was furious. You're gonna lose toneed a skin graft or something. That's
a pretty good end to the podcast. A little short, but that's a
pretty good ending right there. EndingIndeed, Yeah, exactly where do we

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go from here? Where do yougo? We got that this weekend?
What else you guys doing? Whatare you up to? Bobo? Oh?
I think it's gonna be nice enoughto ride my bicycle. I like
doing that. Sweet. It isas long as in sunny, as long
as there's no wind. I don'tlike wind, because I mean, if
it's like ten miles an hour fifteen, that's cool. But I looked at

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that. I looked at the Nutshellpodcast for Saturday and Sunday, and they
match. They're both sunny, andthey're both low sixties. But I didn't
look at the details to see ifwe're gonna have those nasty cold wind gusts
that I will probably watch some NFLfootball. Oh, and I gotta watch
some Saturday football because it's conference championships. Okay, you're gonna be playing all
conference championships, which is kind ofthe last hurrah for college football before the

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bowl invitations go out. You thinkyou might get out tonight and see TJ.
Miller since you go out to schoolnow, I was gonna say,
after we're done at seven o'clock,we can dick around for an hour and
a half or so and then gosee t K. He was fun.
Man. What about you, Dino? What's your weekend? I've got a
workshop I'm teaching tomorrow at the Improvand then, uh, that's pretty much

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it. Well, I'm doing theseI do these one on ones. No
one cares, but I do theseone on ones with comics across the country,
help them with their material and everything. And there's this one. Her
name's Emma Willman and she's awesome.She's been on Stephen Colbert a couple of
times, so I've got in asession with her. So that's what I
do. You know, just takemy comedy skills and spread the peanut butter
thin on the bread. But youdon't do it for free. Hold no,

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it's it ain't free. It's notfree, but it's fun. It's
really fun, some really fun creativepeople. What about your own stand up
show? You still got some?I haven't read a jokes's Bush was in
office, But you know, Ireally need to get back out there.
And I think in two weeks,Crystella Alonso is going to be at the
Addison Improv and I usually get towork with her, and she's the one

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I was working with in Houston whenI had this stroke on stage back in
September. That was fun. Ohyou had it on stage. I was
having it all day, but Ididn't know because I could read, I
could drive. Everything was great.But then I went to Chick fil A
and I said, uh, yeah, I need some chicken, and they
go, we've got chicken, sir, what do you want? And I
wanted to say, well, Iwant a four strip meal with unsweet teens
some fruit, and all I couldsay is I want chicken. Like my
brain wasn't working, and I thought, well, I'm just tired. So

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I went back to the hotel,took a little nap, and I went
up on stage bo some of thesejokes I've been doing for a couple of
years. Couldn't remember anything. Ohoh man. I got off stage and
Cristella's brothers were with her backstage andthey're like, she's just she gets a
little blood sugar, that's what you'redoing. I said, no, I
think something's wrong. So I wentto an emergency care place and they said,
you're having a stroke, and theyput me on an ambulance, rushed

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me to the hospital and I wasup all night getting tests. And that
wasn't that twenty five hundred dollars,five hundred dollars ambulance ride. That was
bullshit. And you know how manymiles for that twenty five hundred bucks?
Was it? Oh? A couple? It was a twelve minute ambulance ride.
Twelve minute, twenty five hundred bucks. Now that's fucking amazing that they
would even think about doing that.Seriously. That's why I don't know what

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I'm gonna do for Christmas, formy boys or anything. So it's brutal,
man, but it's uh. Yeah. I got the MRI and they
said, yeah, you had ablood clot and uh but you're fine now.
And I said, well, whydid I have it? They're like,
you're just fat and you have diabetesand you gotta watch yourself. I
said, am I gonna have anotherone? They're like probably, Oh no,
you're not careful. So I'm takingplavix, And you know, every

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once in a while, little memorylapses happened, but I've been having those
for about ten years. I havebrain farts all the time. Yeah me
too. Yeah, I'm just gettingolder though I was. I was going
to talk about that, but Iforgot it. Yeah, because you're all
somebody and you forgot who like it'sthat passion like, oh I got a
call? Who was it again?Well, now there's there's that That bill

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that's gonna make ambulance rides no morethan one hundred dollars, which I think
that's great because one ride in anambulance, like you say, can wipe
you out. Put a ceiling onit. Give us a break, man,
that should be in coverage. It'scrazy. Let's see who we got
here? Hello, bow of themshow? Hey, good morning, Hey,
what's up? I have a question? So I want tickets this morning

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Spratt with Stevens, and I'm tryingto realize what tickets I won? Did
you want it? Did you winit? Seven fifty? Did you do
the mathematical mind mangler? Yeah?Yeah, so you got tickets to the
Trans Siberian Orchestra. You got it? Well you the one did all the
work, all right, guys,all right, well you got it?

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Man. Yeah. People are gettinghigh in the morning. What did I
win? Again? They just heardsomething free. Let's call brain farting.
Isn't just a seventy year old thing. It's for people of all ages.
Everybody has a brain flawing. Everyoneyou knew what that is? Crazy?
Dino. The stroke story is itreminds me of one of my favorite TV

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shows called Six Feet Under. Didyou guys ever? Yes? I love
that show. Okay, So there'sNate, which is he was sort of
my hero in that show, andhe has an AVM stroke and he's in
a fast food drive through when ithappened. Then he's trying to place his
order and he can only get out. Yes, I'd like to have I

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don't know what's going on when that'ssick. Now, which character was he?
Was? He? The main character? Yeah? He was the dude
from Seattle who smoked weed behind thescenes, and he was a runner and
ran every morning and screwing around withBrenda and uh he had the brother who
was gay and ran the whole funeralhome for dead dad. But then he
got involved in the funeral home business. Now, wait, are we talking

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about the guy who's on nine toone one? His name is Peter.
It's a German last name the actor. No, it's not Peter. Where.
Well, I'm gonna look the shipup right now. Yeah, meantime,
take baby, Take baby aspron Thatreally does help as far as the
stroke throat, Yeah, and it'sit's says, you know, I used
to take it all the time.Then I was like, why am I

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even taking it? Why? Babyasprom? Why not? Right? Just
thin your blood because that's what alot of times a stroke is. It's
the clot goes a certain part ofyour brain. But are you talking about
Peter Krause. Peter Krass, Yeah, he's on He's on nine one one,
not lone star nine one one.That's Rob Lowe. What a super
actor. When I saw him dothe job of Nate on Six Feet Under,
I thought, this guy is goingto be one of the biggest actors

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in the world, and he's kindof low key. And the guy you're
talking about, the gay brother wasMichael C. Hall. He was wouldn't
he in uh Dexter? Yeah,that's it. There's a brain right,
there was a good one smells greatthough, it smells like jelly beans.
And then there was Francis Conroy whoplayed the mother. And I've seen her

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in just various little things, yeahsof different stuff. Kathy Bates was on
that show for a few episodes,and she also directed along with acting and
was brilliant in that. T Wasn'tthat also the show where the dad died
because the and he died, buthe constantly was in the show. Yeah,
he would make an appearance to likehe's talking to him, like they're
imagining these there. Yeah, yeah, and them having a funeral home in

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their own home in Los Angeles.Well, they got visited by people who
had just recently died all the time. And what they always started it with.
I remember one so specifically because theystarted with how somebody died. Oh
yeah, they started every episode withhow somebody died, and then it starts
again. There's one that was aprom or a bachelorette party. I don't
know what it was, but atone point they're in a limo at night

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in LA and this girl she jumpsup and they'd ride by something that tapt
her head off. I remember thathe headed the girl. Yeah. I
used to watch that show all thetime. I'm surprised it's not still on.
I love it. My favorite deathat the beginning of a six Feet
Under episode was the lady who wasShe was a devout Christian like kind of
head in the clouds at a levelof Christian and she's driving in LA and

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nearby there's a cargo truck hauling inflatedsex dolls. They've already blown them up
with helium, and they've got themall covered up with the net in the
back of this cargo truck and thenet breaks so up in the air over
La go all of these floating sexdolls and they go up over her car
and she thinks it's the rapture andshe gets out of her car and running

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towards these people that are flying upin the air. She thinks they're people,
and she gets run over by hercar. Okay, now you know
that is based on a true story. In no way, that was a
freaking full file story we did yearsand years ago. You're kidding. No,
it's a that was based on atrue story. I remember doing the
story. Some lady in La gotout of her car and traffic thought was

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the rapture, but it was justdummies. Was going Lord, Lord take
me? Well did because here comesa car to take your ass? Now,
splat, Wow, that is sohow do you want to go?
Do you want to be in yoursleep? You want to be just you're
sending like Tony soprano, it's ablackout, like, how do you want
to go? Well, I don'tknow. I don't want to feel shit.
I just I just want to goto sleep and not wake up.

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That I would like to go whilepleasuring Charlie's thereon. Is that possible?
There you go, You'll come andgo at the same time. And that's
a podcast. That's a podcast.All right, We'll see you on Monday.
Thanks again, Dean, Thanks somuch man, Love you AYO.
Talk to you guys soon.