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(00:00):
It's the bow in the after showdecompression session. Who hiding a little bit
back there? What are we onnow? I was trying to make sure
all the buttons was pushed. Ohhell, I don't want to have the
wrong ones unpushed. You always pushthe right buttons. Bow. Yeah,
(00:20):
that trapper didn't sound about That didn'tsound right. Okay, so this is
our after show decompression session as wewho's calling me? Oh? Kiss mine?
Somebody blowing you up? Risk eatme? Is it the mafia?
Spam risks marker out there? Idon't even eat spam, So get that
(00:43):
ship away from I wonder how thatcame about. That's a good ask of
stuff. How did spam become spam? Because when you think spam, you
think of the meat, right,But now spam means digital spam, something
different. So how do we getfrom meat to computers? Yeah? I
don't know that. You could aska stuff question for the New year.
(01:07):
However, ask a stuff day today is over. I ain't looking up
shit. Did your brain hurt afterall that? You work hard on Wednesdays?
Wonder for that? We all do. It's just it's ripping it in
fact, every day in here justripping and running yeap, because we try
to put on a at least amedium paced chill for you. You were
talking about the Cowboys and Jackie Smithand ask a stuff day. They asked
(01:30):
that question, what was the nameof the player that's Rackie Smith, number
eighty one, and how he wasthe what the sickest person in the world.
He's got to be the sickest personin America. Yeah, well,
I wonder if he and Leon Lettlike got together and compare fuck ups,
(01:51):
because I always feel bad for sportsstars who really royally mess up, especially
when they're good. But there's thatone mistake, yeah, that they always
bring up, like Jim Marshall ofthe Vikings who ran the wrong way when
he recovered a phone. Oh,I do remember that. And if he'd
had dropped the ball in the endzone, then a San Francisco player could
have fell on it and got atouchdown. And didn't the Kansas City player
(02:15):
have a massive screw up this pastweek that could have helped them beat Green
Bay like he dropped the ball.I don't know. I didn't watch the
whole game. I think I'm gonnasay you don't like San Francisco does that
mean you don't like attention to thisgame. No, I don't like San
Francisco and I hate the Eagles.I wonder how long it takes them to
get over a mess up like thatpsychologically, Yeah, because I know,
(02:38):
like when I've messed up, youknow, performing on stage back in the
day, when I was in highschool and college, it would stay with
me for like a good week ortwo. Well, but if if you
make a mistake in here, youjust don't give a shit because you can't
go back and redo it. Doyou just hope nobody noticed you just answered
(02:59):
the question I was about to askyou. You should probably know that from
your past, Like there's a lotof pressure that you feel because you're getting
on here and being all these differentcharacters and being a comedian at the same
time. So if something does gowrong, if something falls through the crocks
in that performance, do you gohome with that kind of beating you up
and eating that cheer? You justsay, fucking I'm over it. I'm
(03:21):
not gonna I'm over Okay. There'sa good Atlanta Rhythm Section song for that
called not Gonna let Me, notGonna let it bother me Tonight. If
you ever need. Oh yeah,I remember that. Yeah, that one's
good. Not getting to let itbother me to getting over stuff. Sometimes
I have to like just really takedeep breaths and get over it and say,
Okay, tomorrow's another day. Ibeat myself up. What that sucker?
(03:43):
Why I feel bad for those sportsstars. There's a lot on the
light and then with social media,when their paycheck comes in, they forget
all about it. Paycheck might makeit worth it, but with social media
they get beat up so much.Well there's the latest. Don't read social
media. Yeah, it's hard tokeep up with commenters and trolls. Of
(04:05):
course, our little community of peoplemakes that really easy. Everybody is very
nice and they wish us well.At six oh one in the morning,
I hope you have a blessed dayand a great holidays. Yeah they are.
And you know what, our cablesonce again today are lucking out and
it looks like we're getting good.Sound good. We've still got replacement cables
for these sum bitches on the way. We ordered them yesterday, so when
(04:28):
we get back here on January second, we're going to have another set of
them just in case something happens.But yeah, we're sounding real good today
on both of these streams. Okay, just making sure I saw this morning
that you said apologies for our audiodifficulties for the first p Yeah, I
was pretty sure that we were goingto have to resort back to the phone
mic and I was gonna be overthere standing between you two like yesterday.
(04:49):
But we did well today. Itwas okay. It was just a little
weird, you know, because Ilike to sit my fat ass right here
and just go, hmmmm, I'lltalk over here. Yeah, it was
right on top of you. Yeah, he didn't really have any space to
boogie yesterday. And then our salesmarketing manager, Paul Colorvino comes in.
(05:13):
You have the vice president of thecluster, and who is just now announced
l Yeah, he wouldn't hear thatlong months fourteen months. Yeah, it
was a little over year. Onething that I noticed when Paul came in,
apart from the fact that it waslike cool to have a guy with
a movie background and who shows upto work in like rock star pants and
Adida sneakers and stuff. Also inthe break room, all of a sudden,
(05:38):
we had plenty of bottles of waterto drink, Yes, big bowls
of candy and big bowls of snacks. Put out Doritos and stuff every week.
I hope that sticks around. Yeah, yeah, and even some cokes,
Doc Pepers. Yes, well,Coler took out our machines, so
even if you wanted a coke,you couldn't get one because all our machines
(05:59):
are gone. Yeah, because thatwas that was what I did. I
got me a candy bar from thefrom the other machine, and then I'd
get me something to drink from theother machine. Now they're both gone.
What is your go to, DoctorPepper and regular coke? Doctor Pepper,
diet coke. I like you likediet coke, and it did tastes okay.
You know. One day last weekagain a bell Maybe you've seen Bo
(06:23):
do this before too. One daylast week, instead of his h his
silver mug that he brings in adrink out of, he had him a
frozen plastic bottle of diet coke zero. Well, now, diet drinks don't
work to freeze. You got tohave the sugar in them, yes,
because when they freeze, well youdon't have sugar. It's too frozen.
(06:44):
It's too hard to get out.Yeah. He spent all morning beaten the
ship out of that bottle to getit to break up into pieces. But
if it's got sugar in it,you can't use a sugar free drink if
you're going to freeze it make youa little slurpy. It don't work.
It doesn't work. You gotta havethe regular kind with sugar in it and
you shake it up. Growing up, that was our thing. We would
put doctor pepper or Coca cola inthe freezer and then we would wrap it
(07:10):
in an aluminum foil, put itin our lunch box, and by the
time we got to lunch we hada slushie, just perfectly cold, not
too hard, not too soft.But no, you've been doing that for
a long time both. Well.I remember back when everything came in bottles.
I would put a bottle of doctorpepper in the refrigerator. Come back
(07:30):
in a few hours it had bustedopen and I would have to clean all
the glass out of the freezer,hoping Mama didn't whoop my ass. Yeah,
that's happened to me. With champagne, we're busted in the wiser.
Oh man, that was painful tochampagne in the freezer. Yeah, well
you you know, so you getthe champagne and it's warm because you just
came from you know, your favoriteSpecs or whatever, and then you put
(07:53):
it in the freezer to cool itoff, and then you forget about it.
Yeah. So you like go andyou're doing your business and all all
of a sudden you open your freezerand there's that broken bottle of champagne.
Oof. You know what I reallyliked, it's frozen. I used to
do this, I get it.Used to get a one of those medium
cans of pineapple juice. Yeah,cut the top out, drink a little
bit, and let that freeze andeat it with a spoon. I would
(08:18):
do that. Dang a dull whip. Yeah, orange juice works good too.
Yeah, frozen orange juice is justfine with me. Yeah, but
that pineapple juice is the ship.We've got a couple co workers here that
still take a can of Sodi Pops, shove it in the freezer and forget
about it. Yeah, and thenit turns into a hand grenade basically,
Yeah, get down, everybody turnsinto a piece of stone. Yeah,
(08:41):
pretty much. Well, I amheaded back down to Julian's Auction for just
a few more minutes. On goingto take one last glance at things.
I am sure since we were thereon Friday, bo that a lot of
those zillions of T shirts and postersin the back room are probably gone.
Well, he can't all be gone, and I'll bet you a big chunk
of been taken out of that stuffthough. They pretty good prices, So
(09:01):
I'm gonna let you know how it'slooking. And of course tomorrow the auction
is going to start dwindling away allthat wonderful stuff that's been on display like
a museum down there. Try andsee it before it's gone. Anna,
it is really cool. I sawthe Facebook lives that you guys posted.
Uh, looks pretty amazing, butI don't think I can afford. I
would like the furry guitar, butI don't think I could afford. It's
(09:22):
going to be a lot of money, yeah, lots of money that I
don't have because it was in two'seasy Top videos. It's nice because when
you're rich and famous you can havean auction, but if you're poor like
me, you have a garage set. We all rich people have auctions.
Us poor folk we have garage sales, and if the garage is full,
(09:45):
you have a yard sale. Iwant to buy this shit. We don't
want anymore. You want that TVtwenty five cents? Take it? Take
it off my hand, please takeit. Don't work worth the shit anyway.
I don't want to have to moveit back in the damn house at
the end of the weekend. Takeit. See that's the thing. When
you move you just want to throwit away. Oh yes, you do
less stuff, please. Oh mygosh. When I had to clean out
(10:09):
my mom's house in South Texas,that was just I still have nightmares about
that because she had turned into alittle bit of a hoarder, but not
one of those on TV TV hoarders. I can't even watch that show.
She collected new stuff, so wehad like new sheets, new towels,
new jewelry from Macy's and Dillard's.Still in the boxes. Those butter cookies,
(10:33):
those Danish butter cookies. I haveenough to make an entire wall.
She had new crock pots, newirons. I mean, it was just
there was a fortune in her house. But I had to clean it out.
My brothers are like, yeah,if you take care of the house,
then we'll put it up for sale. Oh oh, but the nasty
shows I had to Yeah, asthe only daughter, I had to do
all the nasty stuff, I can'tstand that. You're absolutely right, Bo,
(10:56):
when you're cleaning out at house,you just want to start just chucking
it. Yeah, you want tostart over fresh, and you close your
eyes and start throwing things away becauseif you start thinking, oh, but
this is when I was five andall, no, you can't have any
emotional attachment to it. Yeah.What was your saying again about getting rid
(11:16):
of stuff from the past, bowand how healing it is. Remember you
were saying that last week was somethingabout the more stuff you hold on to.
Oh what your mom said? Yeah, the saying that your mom had
the thing that the eye can't see. When my father passed away and then
my brother passed away the next year, she would always say she'd get rid
(11:37):
of my dad's stuff and my brother'sstuff. And she say, what the
eye doesn't see, the heart doesn'tgrieve for. Yeah, that makes perfect
sense. So, by the way, can I have all of Dad's guns
and I got them too? Allright, Well, this leaves us down
to tem minus two live shows leftbefore Christmas break, and we're gonna go
wheels off a day early. It'smy prediction. What do you think I
(11:58):
would imagine? And so I wouldimagine. So we're putting together a little
best of thing. There'll be someChristmas goodies and some stuff from this past
year. But it's a very veryshort week between Christmas and New Year's so
some of that shit is going tobe played after we get back in January.
We'll look back on the year before, because we had a great year.
(12:20):
I mean, there's lots of stuff. I'm gonna find that mentalist guy
and I'm gonna find that he mademe cry. Ao, he's that good.
Oh wow, see you. Youweren't here just yet. No,
but you'll hear that because it's intwo parts. That's the most amazing shit.
Oh my gosh, I had aquarter in my pocket and I don't
(12:41):
know how he did it, buthe bent it. Yes, he did
a David Blaine on. So we'llget all that ready for you, and
we'll see you tomorrow for fun withmusic, they remember, give us some
subjects for whose song is it?Anyway, we're gonna do it to a
Christmas song. Yeah, I meanit's only right. Yeah. You can
email me bow at lone star ninetytwo five dot com. You can just
(13:03):
call me and tell me, ormaybe even on the ASCA stuff line.
I'll start drinking only tomorrow. Thatmight help. That might help. We'll
check the voicemails early tomorrow morning,so get us some stuff into bow or
on the ASCA stuff hotmail hot voicemail. Until then, Tata Tata, see
you down the road.
It's the bow in the after showdecompression session. Who hiding a little bit
back there? What are we onnow? I was trying to make sure
all the buttons was pushed. Ohhell, I don't want to have the
wrong ones unpushed. You always pushthe right buttons. Bow. Yeah,
(00:20):
that trapper didn't sound about That didn'tsound right. Okay, so this is
our after show decompression session as wewho's calling me? Oh? Kiss mine?
Somebody blowing you up? Risk eatme? Is it the mafia?
Spam risks marker out there? Idon't even eat spam, So get that
(00:43):
ship away from I wonder how thatcame about. That's a good ask of
stuff. How did spam become spam? Because when you think spam, you
think of the meat, right,But now spam means digital spam, something
different. So how do we getfrom meat to computers? Yeah? I
don't know that. You could aska stuff question for the New year.
(01:07):
However, ask a stuff day today is over. I ain't looking up
shit. Did your brain hurt afterall that? You work hard on Wednesdays?
Wonder for that? We all do. It's just it's ripping it in
fact, every day in here justripping and running yeap, because we try
to put on a at least amedium paced chill for you. You were
talking about the Cowboys and Jackie Smithand ask a stuff day. They asked
(01:30):
that question, what was the nameof the player that's Rackie Smith, number
eighty one, and how he wasthe what the sickest person in the world.
He's got to be the sickest personin America. Yeah, well,
I wonder if he and Leon Lettlike got together and compare fuck ups,
(01:51):
because I always feel bad for sportsstars who really royally mess up, especially
when they're good. But there's thatone mistake, yeah, that they always
bring up, like Jim Marshall ofthe Vikings who ran the wrong way when
he recovered a phone. Oh,I do remember that. And if he'd
had dropped the ball in the endzone, then a San Francisco player could
have fell on it and got atouchdown. And didn't the Kansas City player
(02:15):
have a massive screw up this pastweek that could have helped them beat Green
Bay like he dropped the ball.I don't know. I didn't watch the
whole game. I think I'm gonnasay you don't like San Francisco does that
mean you don't like attention to thisgame. No, I don't like San
Francisco and I hate the Eagles.I wonder how long it takes them to
get over a mess up like thatpsychologically, Yeah, because I know,
(02:38):
like when I've messed up, youknow, performing on stage back in the
day, when I was in highschool and college, it would stay with
me for like a good week ortwo. Well, but if if you
make a mistake in here, youjust don't give a shit because you can't
go back and redo it. Doyou just hope nobody noticed you just answered
(02:59):
the question I was about to askyou. You should probably know that from
your past, Like there's a lotof pressure that you feel because you're getting
on here and being all these differentcharacters and being a comedian at the same
time. So if something does gowrong, if something falls through the crocks
in that performance, do you gohome with that kind of beating you up
and eating that cheer? You justsay, fucking I'm over it. I'm
(03:21):
not gonna I'm over Okay. There'sa good Atlanta Rhythm Section song for that
called not Gonna let Me, notGonna let it bother me Tonight. If
you ever need. Oh yeah,I remember that. Yeah, that one's
good. Not getting to let itbother me to getting over stuff. Sometimes
I have to like just really takedeep breaths and get over it and say,
Okay, tomorrow's another day. Ibeat myself up. What that sucker?
(03:43):
Why I feel bad for those sportsstars. There's a lot on the
light and then with social media,when their paycheck comes in, they forget
all about it. Paycheck might makeit worth it, but with social media
they get beat up so much.Well there's the latest. Don't read social
media. Yeah, it's hard tokeep up with commenters and trolls. Of
(04:05):
course, our little community of peoplemakes that really easy. Everybody is very
nice and they wish us well.At six oh one in the morning,
I hope you have a blessed dayand a great holidays. Yeah they are.
And you know what, our cablesonce again today are lucking out and
it looks like we're getting good.Sound good. We've still got replacement cables
for these sum bitches on the way. We ordered them yesterday, so when
(04:28):
we get back here on January second, we're going to have another set of
them just in case something happens.But yeah, we're sounding real good today
on both of these streams. Okay, just making sure I saw this morning
that you said apologies for our audiodifficulties for the first p Yeah, I
was pretty sure that we were goingto have to resort back to the phone
mic and I was gonna be overthere standing between you two like yesterday.
(04:49):
But we did well today. Itwas okay. It was just a little
weird, you know, because Ilike to sit my fat ass right here
and just go, hmmmm, I'lltalk over here. Yeah, it was
right on top of you. Yeah, he didn't really have any space to
boogie yesterday. And then our salesmarketing manager, Paul Colorvino comes in.
(05:13):
You have the vice president of thecluster, and who is just now announced
l Yeah, he wouldn't hear thatlong months fourteen months. Yeah, it
was a little over year. Onething that I noticed when Paul came in,
apart from the fact that it waslike cool to have a guy with
a movie background and who shows upto work in like rock star pants and
Adida sneakers and stuff. Also inthe break room, all of a sudden,
(05:38):
we had plenty of bottles of waterto drink, Yes, big bowls
of candy and big bowls of snacks. Put out Doritos and stuff every week.
I hope that sticks around. Yeah, yeah, and even some cokes,
Doc Pepers. Yes, well,Coler took out our machines, so
even if you wanted a coke,you couldn't get one because all our machines
(05:59):
are gone. Yeah, because thatwas that was what I did. I
got me a candy bar from thefrom the other machine, and then I'd
get me something to drink from theother machine. Now they're both gone.
What is your go to, DoctorPepper and regular coke? Doctor Pepper,
diet coke. I like you likediet coke, and it did tastes okay.
You know. One day last weekagain a bell Maybe you've seen Bo
(06:23):
do this before too. One daylast week, instead of his h his
silver mug that he brings in adrink out of, he had him a
frozen plastic bottle of diet coke zero. Well, now, diet drinks don't
work to freeze. You got tohave the sugar in them, yes,
because when they freeze, well youdon't have sugar. It's too frozen.
(06:44):
It's too hard to get out.Yeah. He spent all morning beaten the
ship out of that bottle to getit to break up into pieces. But
if it's got sugar in it,you can't use a sugar free drink if
you're going to freeze it make youa little slurpy. It don't work.
It doesn't work. You gotta havethe regular kind with sugar in it and
you shake it up. Growing up, that was our thing. We would
put doctor pepper or Coca cola inthe freezer and then we would wrap it
(07:10):
in an aluminum foil, put itin our lunch box, and by the
time we got to lunch we hada slushie, just perfectly cold, not
too hard, not too soft.But no, you've been doing that for
a long time both. Well.I remember back when everything came in bottles.
I would put a bottle of doctorpepper in the refrigerator. Come back
(07:30):
in a few hours it had bustedopen and I would have to clean all
the glass out of the freezer,hoping Mama didn't whoop my ass. Yeah,
that's happened to me. With champagne, we're busted in the wiser.
Oh man, that was painful tochampagne in the freezer. Yeah, well
you you know, so you getthe champagne and it's warm because you just
came from you know, your favoriteSpecs or whatever, and then you put
(07:53):
it in the freezer to cool itoff, and then you forget about it.
Yeah. So you like go andyou're doing your business and all all
of a sudden you open your freezerand there's that broken bottle of champagne.
Oof. You know what I reallyliked, it's frozen. I used to
do this, I get it.Used to get a one of those medium
cans of pineapple juice. Yeah,cut the top out, drink a little
bit, and let that freeze andeat it with a spoon. I would
(08:18):
do that. Dang a dull whip. Yeah, orange juice works good too.
Yeah, frozen orange juice is justfine with me. Yeah, but
that pineapple juice is the ship.We've got a couple co workers here that
still take a can of Sodi Pops, shove it in the freezer and forget
about it. Yeah, and thenit turns into a hand grenade basically,
Yeah, get down, everybody turnsinto a piece of stone. Yeah,
(08:41):
pretty much. Well, I amheaded back down to Julian's Auction for just
a few more minutes. On goingto take one last glance at things.
I am sure since we were thereon Friday, bo that a lot of
those zillions of T shirts and postersin the back room are probably gone.
Well, he can't all be gone, and I'll bet you a big chunk
of been taken out of that stuffthough. They pretty good prices, So
(09:01):
I'm gonna let you know how it'slooking. And of course tomorrow the auction
is going to start dwindling away allthat wonderful stuff that's been on display like
a museum down there. Try andsee it before it's gone. Anna,
it is really cool. I sawthe Facebook lives that you guys posted.
Uh, looks pretty amazing, butI don't think I can afford. I
would like the furry guitar, butI don't think I could afford. It's
(09:22):
going to be a lot of money, yeah, lots of money that I
don't have because it was in two'seasy Top videos. It's nice because when
you're rich and famous you can havean auction, but if you're poor like
me, you have a garage set. We all rich people have auctions.
Us poor folk we have garage sales, and if the garage is full,
(09:45):
you have a yard sale. Iwant to buy this shit. We don't
want anymore. You want that TVtwenty five cents? Take it? Take
it off my hand, please takeit. Don't work worth the shit anyway.
I don't want to have to moveit back in the damn house at
the end of the weekend. Takeit. See that's the thing. When
you move you just want to throwit away. Oh yes, you do
less stuff, please. Oh mygosh. When I had to clean out
(10:09):
my mom's house in South Texas,that was just I still have nightmares about
that because she had turned into alittle bit of a hoarder, but not
one of those on TV TV hoarders. I can't even watch that show.
She collected new stuff, so wehad like new sheets, new towels,
new jewelry from Macy's and Dillard's.Still in the boxes. Those butter cookies,
(10:33):
those Danish butter cookies. I haveenough to make an entire wall.
She had new crock pots, newirons. I mean, it was just
there was a fortune in her house. But I had to clean it out.
My brothers are like, yeah,if you take care of the house,
then we'll put it up for sale. Oh oh, but the nasty
shows I had to Yeah, asthe only daughter, I had to do
all the nasty stuff, I can'tstand that. You're absolutely right, Bo,
(10:56):
when you're cleaning out at house,you just want to start just chucking
it. Yeah, you want tostart over fresh, and you close your
eyes and start throwing things away becauseif you start thinking, oh, but
this is when I was five andall, no, you can't have any
emotional attachment to it. Yeah.What was your saying again about getting rid
(11:16):
of stuff from the past, bowand how healing it is. Remember you
were saying that last week was somethingabout the more stuff you hold on to.
Oh what your mom said? Yeah, the saying that your mom had
the thing that the eye can't see. When my father passed away and then
my brother passed away the next year, she would always say she'd get rid
(11:37):
of my dad's stuff and my brother'sstuff. And she say, what the
eye doesn't see, the heart doesn'tgrieve for. Yeah, that makes perfect
sense. So, by the way, can I have all of Dad's guns
and I got them too? Allright, Well, this leaves us down
to tem minus two live shows leftbefore Christmas break, and we're gonna go
wheels off a day early. It'smy prediction. What do you think I
(11:58):
would imagine? And so I wouldimagine. So we're putting together a little
best of thing. There'll be someChristmas goodies and some stuff from this past
year. But it's a very veryshort week between Christmas and New Year's so
some of that shit is going tobe played after we get back in January.
We'll look back on the year before, because we had a great year.
(12:20):
I mean, there's lots of stuff. I'm gonna find that mentalist guy
and I'm gonna find that he mademe cry. Ao, he's that good.
Oh wow, see you. Youweren't here just yet. No,
but you'll hear that because it's intwo parts. That's the most amazing shit.
Oh my gosh, I had aquarter in my pocket and I don't
(12:41):
know how he did it, buthe bent it. Yes, he did
a David Blaine on. So we'llget all that ready for you, and
we'll see you tomorrow for fun withmusic, they remember, give us some
subjects for whose song is it?Anyway, we're gonna do it to a
Christmas song. Yeah, I meanit's only right. Yeah. You can
email me bow at lone star ninetytwo five dot com. You can just
(13:03):
call me and tell me, ormaybe even on the ASCA stuff line.
I'll start drinking only tomorrow. Thatmight help. That might help. We'll
check the voicemails early tomorrow morning,so get us some stuff into bow or
on the ASCA stuff hotmail hot voicemail. Until then, Tata Tata, see
you down the road.
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