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Speaker 1 (00:01):
There's fresh as the grease.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Eggs come to get fresh every day. Serve them anyway
you please.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Eggs are natural and economical, soa keeping up on him
nice and meat.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I am protein and.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Only eighty calories each.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Eggs are a natural wonder e meals, stacks, appetizers.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Whatever. All you do is heat and eat eggs, the
incredible edible egg.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Eggs.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
It doesn't matter how you cool, DEMI, I'd be glad
of if some want to, DEMI.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
They remind me of my chicken and rather have a
chicken in.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
He remind me of my chicken and rather have my chicken.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Then eggs.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I know, I know you're like, why did you start
the show with that goofy ass song?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I know?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Is it National egg Day or something?
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Certainly favorite day.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I was watching Man versus Food. You ever seen that? Yeah,
and this guy was eating a hamburger and he had
a fried egg in it, and he took a bite
and the orange stuff was just running old. Got him.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
I told you what they do in now Paso, Texas.
When they serve you enchiladas. There's a fried egg on top.
Not your type of enchilada.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
Guys like a fawn noodle bowls, big boat, a big
old Frida egg on top. Sometimes they have a Friday
egg on top of them.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Not when I'm ordering it. It's called a hangover Burger.
By the way, bow the sloppy egg coming out of it. Yeah,
where are you supposed to, you know, eat one when
you got a hangover. First of all, you didn't drink enough.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Hamburgers.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Water Burger is bringing back their Pico to Geyoberger and
they're bringing some.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
To us today. Okay, yeah, buddy.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Oh that's music to my.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Everybody in some groceries around eight thirty this.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Morning like it.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I like it. It's also World Clubfoot Day, mom Net
guys walking funny. Now, what if one of your feet
was an actual club you could pull it off and
bash somebody upside to head with.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
One of my favorite clubs in Austin, Texas was.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Called Clubfoot Clubfoot.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
In downtown Austin.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
I saw Iggy Pop there, you saw the Gocos there.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
It was a blast.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Smelled of clothes, cigarettes and sweat.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Cigarette so it smells like Austin. Yes, it's Love Conquers
all day only in the movies. Come on today is
repeat day? Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Repeat?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
What Today is repeat Day. Can you say that, AGirl? No,
you only repeat once? Oh, otherwise you'll get Roberts Jay
National Itch Day. Oh gosh, yes, you ever have an itch?
You can't scratch?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I have so many mosquitoes in my backyard.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
I'm one of those guys that if I don't have
a backscratcher in my backpack, in my car, at work,
at home, I will flip out.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I want next to my bed that my son in
law gave me a shape like a rake. And yes,
man with the telescope.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
After your leg surgery, you actually used a knife.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I did get to your itchy spots on your legs?
Well yeah, because you don't do it like you're cutting something.
You do it sideways. But still it was scary. Those
serrated edges feel corsicana thing? Right?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It is?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It's World Bicycle Day. Okay, remember when you got your
first bicycle?
Speaker 8 (03:56):
I go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That's Christmas present ever, my first bicycle.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
It is World Cider Day.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Like apple cider.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, now, my dad used to make homemade apple cider
that had a real kick to it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Oh okay, so he let it fur men.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Oh yeah, it'll make you null and void after a
glass or two, making some boons farming homes. Yeah, he
was also pretty handy at making beer too. We used
to steal it when I was in high school.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I remember telling that story.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
It's Impersonate Authority Day. Excuse me, Yeah, cop will love
it when you do that. Do it in front of them,
They appreciate it. National Chocolate Maclaroon Day. Those are delicious
calm that sweet toothed down and scarps. Some day and
it's Chimbarrazzo Day. What is Chimbarrazzo. It celebrates the spot
on Earth that is closest to the Moon and farthest
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from the center of the Earth. Chimbarrazzo is an inactive
volcano that's in the Andes Mountains in central Ecuador, as
an elevation of twenty thousand, five hundred and sixty five
feet now. Although Jimbarrazzo has a lower elevation than Mount
Everest because of its spot near the equator, it is
the farthest from the Earth center and the closest to
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the move. How cool is that?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
And look right now Fox Sports showing Mount Etna erupting
in Italy.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Oh damn, oh my ma with volcanoes.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Look at that mother nature is pissed off in Italy.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Well, we have sports of all sorts coming up, and
of course it's a toy box Tuesday. I got a
request for Psycho Garrett. Oh yes, I am going to
play the very first encounter that we had with.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Psycho Garrett Introduction, induction and.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
No, I have no idea where he is. I don't
even know if he's alive or anything, but he sure
gave us something laugh about.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
All these years later.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Seven to fifty picture ticket.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
You don't want to miss.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Out six Dallas War Worst Classic Rock alone. Start fool
me once, never buy you know what I'm doing, Bite
me once, and we're done. Next thirty your time ver Sports.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Brought you by the Will Heightlaw Firm. Injury lawyers go
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Speaker 5 (06:14):
Okay. Gary Patterson, the all time winningest coach in TCU
football history and two time National Coach of the Year,
joins Heisman Trophy winners mark Ingram cam Newton, Robert Griffin
third and former AP Player of the Year. The Domaquan
Sue on the ballot for the twenty twenty six College
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Football Hall of Fame. The National Football Foundation released the
ballot yesterday for the class that will be announced in January.
It includes seventy nine players and nine coaches from the
Football Bowl Subdivision and one hundred players and thirty five
coaches from lower level schools.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Now.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Among other players on the ballot, Colorado's Eric b Enemy,
Oklahoma States Des Bryant remember him, Yeah, of course you dees,
Pittsburgh's Aaron Donald, that huge defensive end for the Rams.
Syracuse is Marvin Harrison, Ohio State's Jane Laurenidis, California's Marshawn Lynch,
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and Washington State's Ryan Leaf, who's NFL career didn't quite
take off. Nope, not at all. In fact, he was
a cowboy for about fifteen minutes, if you'll remember now.
The class will be announced in early twenty twenty six
and will be inducted during the sixty eighth NFF Annual
Awards Dinner December eighth of twenty twenty six at the
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Belogual Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Nancy Fancy, Let's talk Women's College World Series. Oklahoma's run
of four straight Women's College World Series titles ended when
Lauren Alred's walk off sacrifice fly gave Texas tack three
to two victory in the semifinals last night.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Guns up.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Red Raiders Texas Tech and its first trip to the
Women's College World Series will play Texas in the best
of three game championship series starting tomorrow. Now. The Longhorns
reached the finals for the third time in the past
four years. They lost to Oklahoma in twenty twenty two
and last year in twenty twenty four. Oklahoma had won
nine straight elimination games. Red Raiders ace pitcher Nijari Kanati
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signed a name, Image and Likeness deal worth more than
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
For a college girl?
Speaker 6 (08:27):
What one million dollars to go to Texas Tech?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Didn't you tell me that?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Your brother? Now?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
My cousin's cousin is cousin Marco.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
He is an attorney, longtime fan of The Bow and
Jim Show, and he now represents nil stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Nasha named image and likeness.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
So he goes to colleges and saying, you know you
can get paid.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
He goes to Oklahoma, Arkansas, Alabama, UCLA, Texas schools and
teaches college athletes all about names athletes.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Wow, Well, he said, hi and tell him.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
I said, I'm in the wrong business brother, I should
have gone that way. A UPS driver, you would think
would be the last person to make a major mistake
involving a crucially required signature on something. Yeah, and we're
not talking about package deliveries here, but this guy was
a UPS driver for his scorecard while competing in a
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US Open qualifier. Whoops, he made a mistake, and it
was a brutal one. Nick Barrett was disqualified from the
final stage of a qualifying event at Woodmont Country Club
in Maryland yesterday after failing to sign his scorecard.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yes, you have to sign your score card and turn
it in in a specific time. Bless his heart, you
got it.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
You've got a limited amount of time after you crack
out your eighteen holes to turn that sucker in properly signed.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
It's like something you would do with the passport office.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
The mental error ended the thirty one year old's chance
of competing in next week's US Open, one of golf's
four major tournaments. Of course, after pleading in the morning session, Barrett,
who had about forty family members and friends in attendance,
probably a little bit of a distraction, mistakenly went to
grab a bite to eat, and instead of going to
the scorer's ten with his playing partners. Before the next round,
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he went and he spent time with family. Well, you
shouldn't do that afterwards, that's right, because your family's kind
of counting on you, Bud. His partners waited for him
as long as they could before signing their cards in
order to get lunch prior to the next session, turning
officials waiting for Barrett until the next group of golfers
reached the tent before being forced to disqualify Barrett out.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Oh that hurts, kicking himself for a long time, but.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
He's striving to he can't get his foot I bet
he won't do that again. The NBA's twenty twenty three
Collective Bargaining Agreement was designed so that the same super
teams don't continue to have success year after year after year.
That goal has been accomplished, as we've got the Oklahoma
City Thunder in the Indiana Pacers and the finals two
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smaller market teams. Now, this is the first time that
two markets outside the top twenty have met in the
finals since nineteen seventy one. Oh wow. One question remains.
Will the series attract national attention and get decent ratings,
even though the two teams aren't from big cities. We'll
have to wait and see. And Over the weekend, the
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New York Yankees visited the Los Angeles Dodgers, a rematch
of last year's World Series, featuring two of the most
popular teams in Major League Baseball. Last Friday, the Savannah
Bananas also played in Los Angeles against the Party Animals
at angel Stadium. Believe it or not, the price of
tickets for the Savannah Bananas game was higher than the
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price of tickets for the Yankees.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
And that does not surprise me. Yeah, because they put
on a show.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Oh, yes, they do. They do something between each inning.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Yeah, we featured them in time wasters. They're videos of
them dancing around the baseball field are incredible.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Are they not coming to town soon? Am I losing
my mind?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I think I heard that they were.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, yeah, we'll run that down this morning.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
They're kind of like the Harlem Globetrotter.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Okay, So the Rangers are in Tampa Bay tonight bo
to face off of the Rays. First pitch will be
at six thirty five and you can watch the game
on the Rangers Sports Network. No official word yet on
whether or not, a Dallas Garcia will be back in
the lineup. The thirty two year old will have had
five full days off when the Rangers begin their multi
city road trip today against Tampa Bay, and the Rangers
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have yet to outline a return plan for this struggling slugger,
who has been given some mental health gays to try
to get himself right. According to sources, a Dollas Garcia
understands the importance of getting himself right and helping to
contribute to the team. Garcia himself has said it's about
the mental reset and coming back with more energy. Garcia
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says Rangers manager Bruce Bochi has a lot of experience
in the game and he thinks that he needs it,
so he's gonna take the time off for now.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
You gotta do what you gotta do to get your
head right, absolutely, and if your hit ain't right, your
body's not gonna respond exactly.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Philadelphia Eagles star running back the Quan Backflipin' Barkley was
announced yesterday as EA Sports cover athlete for Madden NFL
twenty six, the very popular video game. Of course, of course,
he was barkley sensational backward hurdle over a defender from
Week ninety. Last year's Super Bowl winning season is depicted
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on the standard cover of this new video game, and
the deluxe edition features a tight shot of Barklay in
his game day gear. Last year, he sent an NFL
single season rushing record postseason included topping the mark of
two four hundred and seventy six yards that was set
by Terrell Davis.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
He ended perhaps the.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Greatest debut season of any free agent in Philadelphia sports
history with two thousand, five hundred and four yards rushing
eighteen rushing touchdowns. Barkley is the first Eagles player on
the cover since Donovan McNabb was on the video game
Madden six.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Let's hope he last. Yes, Let's hope they ain't no
more Eagles on now. And the world record for the
most popcorn scarfed down in eight minutes has been broken
again by the same guy who originally said it. Oh yeah,
world competitive eater Joey Jaws Chestnut just went colonel to
colonel with his own record, and shocker, he buttered it
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up and smashed it. Joey went full snack attack at
the South terre Halt Rural King in Indiana this past
Memorial Day, where according to the top popcorn pros, he
inhaled forty two huge servings in eight minutes. Wow, the
man they called Jaws has been out snacking himself for years.
Three years ago, the Guinness Book of World Records confirmed
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Joey down thirty two servings of twenty four ounce popcorn
eight minutes, breaking his own previous record of twenty eight
and a half. And now you know, God, I don't
lack popcorn that much. You know, choke on it, put
it up. It's a freaking fool. File next on the
Bowl and then show Dallas Foorst Classic Rock lone Star
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ninety two five. I got an email from Mitzi, and
Mitzi says, whatever happened to Psycho Gary? I have no clue.
He just disappeared one day the same way he just
came into the cube.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
But he lives on on the radio waves.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
So I'm going to play since she wants to hear
our first encounter ever with Psycho Gary. And I think
this was a long time ago, at least two thousand
and five sometime. Let this sort of a cautionary tale. Yes,
there's some crazy fools out there. Now it's time for
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the freaking fool file. Here is Christian Alejandro Solarioguano. Nice job,
thank you, I was closed. He lives in Modesto, California.
While he was arrested for breaking into a woman's home
and licking and biting her toes while she was asleep.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yes, yes, Oh how creepy is that?
Speaker 5 (16:18):
The woman who he had been allegedly stalking at her
job earlier this year woke up when he tried to
lie down and snuggle with her, but she pushed him
off and called.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Nine to one one nightmare.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Police found him near the woman's home the next day
and took him into custody. He faces charges of sexual battery, burglary, stalking,
and assault with intent to commit a felony. Now, I
told police that he wasn't going to sexually assault her.
He just wanted to lick her toes. I guess he
likes ToeJam Well that's basically sexual assault if he does
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it when she doesn't want.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Him to thank you when she's sleep and wakes her
up with that.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Well, now he's in Stanislaus County jail, surrounded by a
much different selection of toes from a much different selection people.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, they not want to lick their toes.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Maybe his punishment to be he has to suck on
Steven Tyler's toes for nobody.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
All right, let's travel to North Carolina. In Charlotte, North Carolina,
thirty five year old Bradley Boney, a contractor, hired to
inspect a house with.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Boney, Bradley Boney, Bradley Mooney. Oh you know he's heard, yes,
you know?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
So he's a contractor and he was hired to inspect
this house that had been destroyed by a fire in Charlotte,
North Carolina, and he discovered that the only survivor of
the fire was a still functioning novelty fish. It was
a melted big mouth billy bass. Despite being visibly melted
by the heat, the billy basses motion sensor and speaker
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were some how still working. And as Bradley walked past
the fish, it suddenly burst into songs.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
That's right, the billy bass.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Fish was singing I Will survive by Gloria gain Or.
Bradley said, first, it scared the living daylights out of him.
None of them were expecting anything to make noise in
that house because it had been completely destroyed. Then all
of a sudden, the billy bass fish just started singing.
They ended up deeming the house a total loss, meaning
the whole.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Thing would have to be torn down.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
So the fact that this fish survived is very impressive,
and the fact that it was singing I will survive
is well just hilarious.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Yes, oh well, of course, especially when it still works
after being melted. It's a little creepy.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Anam Bow and I have been enjoying these social media
videos where AI creates a baby vers version of the
famous person.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Yes, and it puts their voice to it. Okay, you're
watching them too. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
AI can be entertaining. It can also be damn creepy.
There's been AI videos making the rounds, especially on x
formerly known as Twitter in recent times, millions of users
seeing what we're seeing.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
And going whoa man.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Scammers are also catching on and utilizing AI, though, One
woman falling victim to a fake celebrity scammer. Yeah, fake
Brad Pitt again.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Well that was yeah, that was a that was a
while ago.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Okay, all right, this is the Brad Pitt girl. We
want you to remember that. Yes, okay, yes, scammed around
a nine hundred grand earlier this year. One woman has
taken Reddit to explain that her mom is about to
fall for something similar to this. She's been talking to
what appears to be fake Owen Wilson.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Oh really from North Texas?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeow wow.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Yeah, that guy who is known for his rolls in
cars and wedding crashers a whole bunch of stuff spoiler alert.
Though it's not him, the video was sent as proof
it's very obviously AI technology. My sister and I have
been saying it's a scam, but mom's not listening to us.
Her mother claims he hasn't asked for money or bank
details yet. He will, but she thinks that you got
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her a job at Warner Brothers where she can make
five grand a month.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Yeah, oh yeah, So give me some money now and
when you start your new job, I'll get some more later.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
So this fake Owen Wilson user told these kids mother
that he'd be buying a house in their small coastal town.
He wants both her parents to live there and be
caretakers while they're away, and she added he had an
actual realtor from this gated community call to discuss the options.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Of the house scam.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Yeah, probably somebody needs to lock mama up until she
settles down and gets her senses back.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Mama, please be careful, y'all. Well, it's been a few
months since we've talked about this slut, I mean, this
woman since an OnlyFans celebrity has tried to outdo her competition,
but that drought is officially over. Bonnie Blue, Oh, Bonnie Blue,
we have talked about that skank on many occasions. She
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has announced that on June fifteenth, she'll be tied up
in a glass box that's open to the public and
any man can drop in at any time and get
himself a quickie. And believe me, it will be a.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Quick in the glass box.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Yes, her master plan with this stunt is to get
banged by two thousand men in one day, and guys
have the option of getting involved or just walking around
and watching it go on. For those keeping score, it
should be noted that a single twenty four hour period
has one thousand, four hundred minutes, so the logistics kind
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of speak for themselves. So just so you'll know, that
means that each guy has less than a minute to
get some and go and for play isn't necessary because
you're not gonna have time to.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Do it anyway, man, that's so sick.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I'm sure we'll be hearing about this gang again in
the next couple of months. Absolutely, we'll think of something else.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Hey, coming up next hour on a toy Box Tuesday.
A fun way for you to pick your ticket. Bo's
got something up asleep. Pick between tickets to see Kansas
thirty eight special on Dave Mason on July twentieth at
the Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory, or you can pick
a four pack of tickets to the Rangers Mariners game
on June twenty ninth. Whatever you don't pick is going
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to go into the lone Star ticket window at eight forty.
Pick your ticket around seven to fifty right here on
the Bow and Them show on Dallas's classic rock lone
Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Okay, how many do if you do that hit it
when it comes back?
Speaker 9 (22:53):
I do.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Yeah. Whether you do it out loud or not, you
still do it. Oh like in my head. That counts yeah, yeah,
that counts definite. By the way, there is an all
gay ac DC tribute band called day ced DC, and
they have released a song called gay Boy Boogie in
celebration of Pride Month. It's the reinterpretation of ac DC's
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bad Boy Boogie, which is from their nineteen seventy seven
album Let There Be Rock, and the accompanying video is
a homage to Twisted Sisters. We're not gonna take it,
remember the beginning? Uh huh, I just thought i'd play
this for you.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
All right, sir?
Speaker 5 (23:35):
What do you think you're doing?
Speaker 10 (23:37):
I want you to straighten up now, No more that
queer stuff for you, boy, take that thing off, stand
up straight and wipe that smile off your face.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
What is this? Gay c DC?
Speaker 11 (23:56):
What kind of a man are you?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You're worthless?
Speaker 5 (23:59):
And week Hi?
Speaker 10 (24:01):
Hello mm sixteen and you sit around playing with this
repulsive pink twiner?
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Who are you? Where did you come from?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Are you listening to me?
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Why do you want to do with your life? I
want the Okay, okay, I'll spare you the rest of that,
thank you, because it kind of sucks.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I do like the name of the band though, Gasey Runny.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Yeah, a little of that went a long way. Yes
it did, and that's about all they Yes, sir, Okay,
tomorrowlways ask his stuff day. So if you have a
question you want us to answer, for you call. He
ask us stuff hotline two one four eight six six
eighty six hundred. Uh. I got this email from Mitsi
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mits Proctor. She says, good morning. Bowl been a while
since we've heard from Psycho Gary. Love hearing his stories.
Sure wish he would randomly call in again.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Who knows where he is.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Well the last time or the first time he thought
we were sending him messages, he said, Bo, you need
to start talking to him again. He may call and
tell you to stop. Love y'all listen every day on
the app Mitzi, Well, I found this. This is the
very first encounter that we had with Psycho Gary. And
he just called out of the Blue, out of the Blue, ye,
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And then he would call back random times telling us
of some of his adventures, like at the casino when
he thought that the slop machine was laughing at him
and he hit it with a chair. He broke it.
It probably was, yeah, it probably was because he was
taking all his money. But I thought I would bring
out just for Mitzi, the very first encounter we had
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with Psycho Gary. Now, Jimmy and I are just sitting
in here and we answer the phone and this happens. Hey, Hey,
hey to.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Quit it, and I want you to quit now.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
What do you huh? I know, I know, I know
what you're doing and I got it. Okay, don't stop
sending them messages? Man, what do you What are you
talking about? You're sending me messages and instructions every song,
every commercial, your little things. I don't like it. Man.
(26:26):
Oh that's right, Yeah, we plan the whole show to
send you messages. Who is this?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
You know who this is?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Gary?
Speaker 8 (26:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I just got.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
I don't know prim Gary, stop it. I just got
off the graveyard ship.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Man, don't don't.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Don't send me any more messages.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I know, I don't. I'm I got it.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
I need some peace of mind.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Are you working in a graveyard there?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Gary?
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Very funny, No, I'm not working a graveyard. It sounds
like you just crawled out of a grave.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
And it's not the liquor talking.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
I don't wait a minute, hold hold it? Are you
saying wait I can Gary? Are you saying you've been
drinking just to tad here since you've got off of
work just a little okay where you are? Gary, I
ain't saying, let me ask you this. Are you taking medication?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I'm all you know.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
I'm taking medications. I'm supposed to know what you're doing. Gary,
You're one of hundreds of you.
Speaker 12 (27:36):
Told me that your messages.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
I told you in my messages she told me to
double up on it today and I did. Wait, I
told you to hold it, garn Gary. Now I'm Gary
paying the price. I told you to double up on
your medication.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, it's not helping me anything.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I need you guys, just stop it. I mean it.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Wait wait, Gary, what messages are you talking about?
Speaker 12 (28:03):
You know what message is? Don't play with me, man.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Gary, Gary, Look, first of all, no, wait wait, I
never told you ever to double up on your medication.
I didn't even know you were taking medication. But when
you call and say we're sending you messages over the radio,
I kind of think at one point or another in
your life you might have been on medication. Well well,
(28:28):
and now you say you're drinking on top of that, I.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Had you told me.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
To I did not tell you anything. Gary. Oh man,
what are the shadow people coming to get you now
or something?
Speaker 8 (28:43):
So you guys aren't sending me.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
We're not sending you messages.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Gary.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
We have our own stuff to deal with. Hey, Gary,
I will send you one message. Do you want me
to send you a message?
Speaker 8 (28:58):
Gary? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Gary, it's okay. No, nobody's sending you a message. No
shadow people are coming to get you. Okay.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
I'm gonna go get an ex tandwich.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
How did we get from medication liquor to an egg sandwich?
Speaker 8 (29:14):
Hungry man?
Speaker 5 (29:15):
I just got well, go get your egg muffin and listen. Gary.
Feel free to call us back anytime.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
All right, man?
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Oh are in your neighborhood?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Oh weird?
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Does that mean?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
So there's there's our first encounter with Gary. Psycho Gary.
Maybe soon I'll have another one for it. Check around
Dallas War's classic rock Loan Shar ninety two five. Those
guys coming to town along with Dave Mason and Kansas.
You can pick those tickets because we're gonna do. Pick
your ticket at seven point fifty. Or you can have
(29:52):
a family four pack of tickets to see the Technis
Rangers take on Seattle.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Of course, that's a Sunday, June twenty ninth.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah, that's when it is. Thank you and Bill, You're welcome.
Speaker 8 (30:03):
Thank you man.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Okay. He gets his email from Clark from oak Cliff,
he wants to hear the mianas guy.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
Okay, you're gonna have to Okay, what it is? Fresh,
refresh my memory.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
It's an announcer at an mm A match. Okay. And
apparently one of the fighter's name was Mynas. That was
his real that was his real last name. Oh my god,
it's not spelled like my anus anus. Yeah, but that's
his last name, like my Sharona, like a Greek name. Yes, exactly.
(30:42):
So he wants to hear this. And it's been a
while since we played it. It's only forty seconds long.
But here's that fight with mister Maanas as one of
the competitors.
Speaker 13 (30:53):
Trying to slush Manus on pack, consistently testing that medsiction
of minus minus getting beaten.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Minus can take a pounding and come back.
Speaker 13 (31:03):
Minus is relaxed to a pat I'm still riding the
back of minus minus flatten ouse minus flint on the canvas.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
We are ready to rock and roll. Sticking around the action.
Speaker 13 (31:12):
There is a count on Minus Minus is in a
bit of Painia Minus is ready to pounce.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Yet you watch one, I'll watch the other, Michael, I'll
watch Minus to dance on.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
Physician has just popped in there to look at minus
minus what the clinch?
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Then he pops the head out minus whole blood up here. Oh,
Mionus is bleed all over shop as his chest. See
now now the other announcer is starting to laugh about it.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
How he spells his name is m.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
A I n U X Well, he's asking for it.
That's that's basically my anus.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yes it is.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
And there's a guy on Reddit goes, I've always wanted
to see the m M A fighter Chris Wiener fight myanus.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Hey, it can happen. What somebody does behind closed doors
is none of our damn business. Lord, Oh that was
years ago we had that.
Speaker 7 (32:12):
It reminds me of the Canadian hockey announcers. It sounds
like they're saying minus yeah, oh Pete de boars minus.
Speaker 8 (32:20):
Oh name almighty.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Okay. As you know, next week is our annual summer
Blood drive. Ye, and if everything works out, Reverend Billy
Sea Worts is going to join us on Thursday.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
That's right, and Mike Deosey's gonna be there too.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (32:38):
What a show.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Well, I thought I would give you another taste because
I had a request for this couple of weeks ago.
Here is Reverend Billy Seaworts, and the lesbian truck driver
from Venus Brenda.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
A car rode down in Alabama, and it left me
and on awful, and I got out on the highway
to throw my ride. All of a sudden it was
just my luck. I heard the air brakes of a
big old truck. That driver pulled over, and I ran
a bit of jumped inside.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Brother.
Speaker 9 (33:12):
I know I'll never forget that night when my eyes
beheld the unearthless sight of the alien critter scrunched down
behind the wheel. It had one big eye, skin like claim,
five tentacles wave when it went hay, and I had
no clue as to the gender. Had a voice just
like the farmer's daughter, a purple flat top like Sergeant Carter.
(33:33):
Was a big and scary InterPlaNet teary truck driving lesbian
by the name of Bruno. It's smile and said, I'm
willing to bet of all the places you've business ain't
happened yet.
Speaker 11 (33:45):
And I said, well, you got that right, but it
ain't no big thing.
Speaker 8 (33:49):
She said.
Speaker 11 (33:50):
Let me get this straight between us.
Speaker 9 (33:51):
I'm a big mother trucker from the planet Venus, and
I'm down here on Earth. To get some tape off
Katie Langa. I smiled and thought, what a relief. I'd
already gotten in touch with my grief at the thought
of being a slave. On a nominal oriented twenty.
Speaker 11 (34:06):
She was saying, Kat's our favorite singer.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
When this jerk cut us off, and he gave her
the finger, and she reached out a tentacle and popped
off his back fender. That little redeck jerk had been
tried to tesus right there on the spot, gave up
his life for Jesus when he got a knockball and
Bob we getting scary. He had a plane of tear.
He truck driving lesbian buddy named Brenda. She hopped and said,
I didn't mean to be ruding. Let's go get a
(34:29):
little earth leaving food. We pulled off all the exident
a place called Darley Instruck's talking. I thought to myself
when we hit that doorable, I wonder if any Venusians
had been in here before. But I forgot all about
it when I saw Katie's tapes in the gift shop.
Speaker 11 (34:43):
When we sat down in the.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Nearest booth, and I'm feeling a little nervous to tell
you the truth because Brenda kept reading the venu upside down.
She said, give me a bowler off bacon fat, but
then the wait for smirk, you want grits with that?
And the whole blaze left, and I said, I'm gonna
have to defend her. This fat guy I've never seen
the light, and that a scrawnie would hollers, here's a
star track taking my beady and scary in a planetary
(35:05):
about to be severely pissed off.
Speaker 11 (35:08):
But he named Brenda.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
This guy named Dwayne cutting loose with a whistle and
nail Brenda in the head with a hush bubby missle.
Speaker 11 (35:14):
And I stood up and said, y'all as the real
or at sons of.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
Brenda tuked up about this beIN of warp ten said
you want to play in games, little earth Link men,
and proceeded to push the Chane O'Connor deathray belt buckle
around their bridges. The fact guy to centegrated Sea starting
giggling that the squnie would levitated and hung there wiggling,
and Dwayne's hot dog was reduced to a little bitty cinder,
and I grabbed those tapes of Katie Laggage seat leveled
that sala bar with a big bag, my big and
scary in a planetary not a bit with buddy named Brenda.
(35:43):
We got back to the truck and just in case,
put an energy force field around the place and nobody
would be stopping at darlings and anymore, just for a
little bit of joke between us, and teleported them right
next to the planet Venus and forced them to work
as clerks in the alternative bookstore. You looked at me
and with a tear in her eyes. So my mission
is up, little earthling guy. But if you get up
(36:04):
to Venus and stopping and see me and busy, I
got old soaked up and I said tip four, jumped
out and slam that semi door, and I could hear
a singing four bars if return descend her, you know, brother,
Every now and then I'll look up in the sky,
think of them tentacles of that one big eye, and
wonder about them little rednecks up there working at that bookstore,
probably just wishing to hell Dwayne hadn't thrown that hush
puppy in my big and scary enterplanetary truck driving lesbian
(36:29):
buddy named Brenda.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
There he goes too, He's falling Dallas Words Classic Rock
Alone Star ninety two to five, Ian Hunter of Mata
hoopl Yeah, eighty six years old ago eighty six crazy damn. Okay,
I got this call and I need y'all to help
me make a decision. Okay, Okay, here's the call I got.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
This is how you doing? Oh?
Speaker 5 (37:05):
What's of hemp?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
See?
Speaker 5 (37:06):
How you being.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Corn cut?
Speaker 5 (37:10):
The last time I spoke with same shame it is.
Speaker 8 (37:15):
I just want to take you.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Thank you for everything you do.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
You're wonderful, and I'm hankering for some bird head Ashton.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Any particular bird at Ashton. You want to hear any
one you got?
Speaker 8 (37:29):
Brother?
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Okay, I bet you I can do that for you,
all right, So so I need help. You gotta help
me decide, all right, which bird at Ashton? Bird at Ashton?
Does zz top all right? Tom Jones Love songs, Aerosmith,
led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, The Lion King
(37:56):
or bird at Ashton sings? Bird at Ashton? Why do
I want to hear zz top? Do you want to
hear zz topt for Tom Jones? I've got to. I
know it's the wrong thing to do, but okay, I
tell you it, I tell you it. I'll save Tom
Jones for next time I'll play I'll play it on
Fun with Music. Are you sure the two of us
(38:17):
are making this harder on you? He did ask?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (38:22):
So uh? Annabelle wants to hear Burdett sings ZZ Top.
Let's go here you go.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
You know him, you love him, You can't get enough
of him. He's bought more albums than Elvis and the
Beatles combined.
Speaker 8 (38:35):
Have mercy? Have Mercy been waiting for the bus all day?
Speaker 5 (38:40):
You know him as a top notch performer.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
Now Jeez just left Chicago and his bound for New Orleans.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Now the top name in country music. Tops it off
with another top of the line tribute album.
Speaker 8 (38:52):
Da Downtown. I'm just looking in for some Yes.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
The one and only Burnett Ashton tops the top.
Speaker 8 (39:00):
Ell slip inside my sleeping bag and gimme all you
love it and you hoots and kisses.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Dude, You've got to have this one.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
All your favorite ZZY top hits are here. Bird At
Ashton tops the top. You'll put this one at the
top of your list.
Speaker 8 (39:14):
Or rumor spreading run in Texas town about the shack
outside love Grain.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
So if you just got paid today and got a
pocket full of change, or you have to hot your
pearl necklace. Pick up Bird at Ashton Tops the Top.
It's a real party on the patio.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
She really knocked me out with them cheap sun glasses.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Bird at Ashton Tops the Top, available at hardware stores
and auto body shops everywhere.
Speaker 8 (39:37):
Oh, thank you, thank you, I really do thank you.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Get yours today, Bird Ashton. How can you can you
not love birdad Ashton.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Hey, we play requests here on the.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
Car's a lightly fellow, isn't he? That's right? Pick your
ticket next on the moore of them, John, Come on, No,
I'm the party, y'all. Wow, Loane shar ninety two five. Well,
tomorrow is ask a Stuff Day. We need some questions,
so call you ask us Stuff Hotline two one four
(40:11):
eight six six eighty six hundred and we'll play choose
your news at this time tomorrow. And there is no theme? Right?
Was no theme? Okay? Wait? What there is no thing?
There is no thing.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Check the calendar, okay.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
I always had to check and make sure I got
the sheet of pay for this right. Also, my mother's
two favorite actors in the world was Bert Lancaster and
Tony Curtis. Tony Curtis would have been one hundred years
old today.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
I just saw Jamie Lee Curtis posted a photo on
social media for her parents together.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Yes, so, Jimmy and I actually had an interview with
Tony Curtis one time.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Was he cool?
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'll play for you and just
oh cool? Okay, uh, Now it's time to pick your ticket.
Choose between a pair of tickets to see Kansas thirty
eight special and Dave Mason, or a family four a
pack of tickets to the Rangers when they'll play Seattle. Okay,
So Toy Box Tuesday. Naturally, I've got a toy commercial.
(41:18):
This is an old toy commercial from the sixties. I'm
gonna give you a little hint though you're gonna have
good Okay. It is a battery operated mechanical dog toy
that looked like a basset hound and when you pulled
his lease, you would start walking. I know what, yeah, okay,
(41:41):
two seven, one nine, two five, tell me what this
toy is.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Your only um puff is full of trecks. Watch back
up and boy, now cime.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Good boy comes with the bone of his own. He's
a wonderful toy. He's ideal. You are.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
With you, okay, And I got it and led it.
Let me do it one more time so you can
hear it again. The cool toy. Yeah it is. It
was back in the day. And what you're hearing that
is done backwards. Well that's the name of the toy.
I don't want to just give that away. Well you
already gave us a really good hand. Okay.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
It's a dog battery operated bassett he.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Okay, so let me play it again. Tell me what
toy this is?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, lazy, your own puff is full of tracks. Watch
back up, boy, now climp.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
F your crap on the floor.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Good boy.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Kind of lazy.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Comes with the bone of his own waiting his own.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
It's urf arf, not wolf wolf. Did I say wolf wolf?
It is kind of a.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
Rights ideal, your far got it?
Speaker 3 (44:08):
I got spelled differently.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
To one four or eight one seven seven eight seven
one nine, And I got it right off the bat.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
And there was another dog toy like that named Digger
the dog remember him or the dog he would walk?
Of course he didn't go I iron two one four
or eight one seven seven eight seven one nine. Somebody's
gotta get this bone. M Joe, tell me what toy
that was?
Speaker 8 (44:37):
Is it a wonder dog?
Speaker 12 (44:38):
No wonder.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Bone? Um Joe, Uh, tell me what toy that was?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Gay Lord the Dog?
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Gay Yeah, I'll tell you gay Lord the Dog. Yeah.
Now it's I was gonna say. There's a hotel in
Grapevine named after him, Gaylord Citizen. And there's a street
in Frisco named that. Yes, good hens.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
All right, the money they made off gay Lord to
doll they could split into the hotel empire.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
Yes, absolutely. Okay. First of all, who is this, Mikayla? Okay, Mikayla. Now,
which tickets do you want? You want Kansas thirty eight
special and Dave Mason or do you want Texas Rangers
tickets Kansas Kansas. That means we'll have more Rangers tickets
at eight forty. Hold on, Mikayla and we'll hook you up. Okay, Okay, Yeah,
(45:34):
I knew somebody would get it. Anna, you just knew.
Speaker 6 (45:37):
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only child, who had all the toys she had gay Yeah.
Speaker 7 (45:46):
The earliest toy dog I can remember is that one
one that that has a slinky in the middle of
his body.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
Oh yeah, that was featured in toy Story. Yeah, that's
the best I could do. Yeah, but that's close.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
That was a good office.
Speaker 5 (45:59):
Maybe I'll use that next time.
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I don't care what anybody says. That first led Zeppelin
album is hard to be I think it's their best one,
but that's just me. I remember buying it on a whim.
I never heard of led Zeppelin, and.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
I thank my big brothers for introducing.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
Me to it. See oh was that the case? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (46:58):
Okay, my big sister was kiss Alive, a c DC
back and black. Those were like birthday presents to me
back then.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Well that was a good birthday Preah. Yeah, she's it. Okay.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (47:10):
My mother's two favorite actors, like I told you, were
Bert Lancaster and Tony Curtis. They were in a movie
called Trapeze together, and that was my mom's favorite movie
because they showed some skin bow. Yes, they did kills
in old pectoral Man. Well, the late Tony Curtis would
have been one hundred years old today. This is an
(47:32):
interview Jimmy and I did in two thousand and eight
to give me that Vikings theme again. We got him
legendary actor Tony Curtis.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
And jim Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
I'm sitting here. I'm trying to rack my brain and
see what my favorite Tony Curtis movie is. And I
got deep.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
That was you.
Speaker 5 (48:00):
Tell No, Tony Curtis as Harry Reims.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
My head was hidden.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
Yeah, all we could see was the top of it.
But here's what I want to do. I'm going to
give you a list of your movies. You rate them
on a scale of one to ten. Okay, ten, Okay,
Trapeze with Burt Lancas.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
That would be a ten plus.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
Okay, okay, all right, all right because that was one
of my mom's favorite.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Tenny Curtis excellent film.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
Yes, The Boston Strangler.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Oh that's a ten.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
Another now, dang you you like your word now, don't
you come?
Speaker 2 (48:32):
I like the movies. You're gonna remember it's one hundred
and fifty movies.
Speaker 5 (48:35):
Wow, you did one hundred and fifty movies.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yeah, fifty years.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Oh my goodness. And you write about it in your
book The American.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
But I mention them all.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
Well, give me one that you aren't really that proud of.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Well, no, I don't think of him, but if you
got him on the list, I'll mention you.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
You mentioned, all right, the Manitou that's about it.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Seven okay, all right.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
But now here's my mom favorite. She told me to
tell you she loves you, Tony. I know you're talking
to Tony Curtith. Please tell him some like it hot.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Yeah, that's a double.
Speaker 5 (49:08):
Ten, double ten. It was. That was Billy Wilder's best
and excellent. Did such a good job in that movie
Thank You. Did you and Jack Lemon hang out during.
Speaker 11 (49:18):
That, Oh, we did.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Jack was a wonderful guy. We were about the same
age and he started out. I first got out into California.
Then he came a couple of years after and we
started hanging out. So when we did the movies, we
had a nice relationship. But you know, we were of
the same age when we did that movie. So you
(49:40):
know what, you hang out with a guy your age, Yeah,
whatever time in your life, you get along.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
You get along because you can understand each other's jokes.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Yeah, we used to chew gum and play stickball and yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
But but Jack Lemon never made it on the cover
of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
No, he never for that. He hated me.
Speaker 5 (50:03):
Any man who's on the cover of Sergeant Pepper is
okay with me?
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
And any man who's in the Flintstones as Stony Curtis, Yes.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Right with me too as Jack Lemon. What's could have
been as Fat Lemon? No it didn't work.
Speaker 5 (50:18):
No, no, it didn't work now just by accident exactly.
But I loved it starring with Anne Mark Rock.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Yeah, carry Grant.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
Now you did work with Carry Grant in the in
the movie Operation.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Petticoat, Operation Petticoat.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
Yeah, And did you you did imitations of Carry Grant?
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Not in the movie. Yeah, I didn't do it. For
simple I had mine and him so much and enjoyed
his company. I didn't feel it was appropriate to do
an imitation of him.
Speaker 5 (50:51):
Yeah, but everybody else did too, and I couldn't do it,
so I don't even Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Well when I did, when I did some luck at Hunt,
all of a sudden I began to talk like, yeah
you did.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
You really did. Let me ask you about another movie,
The Vikings, that was one of my favorite.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
I lost my hand in that.
Speaker 5 (51:10):
That's right, he got his handcut off. Yes, yes, And
then you had the falcon that tore up Kirk Douglas's eye.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Man, Yeah, I took his eye.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
You took his eye and then stabbed him with the
broken sword at the end of the movie.
Speaker 8 (51:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
That shows you how a buttery he was.
Speaker 5 (51:27):
All right, now, let me give you this question. I
want to know the best and worst actor or actress
you ever worked with.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Uh, let's see, there are a lot of excellent actors.
Speaker 5 (51:39):
Give me someone that you didn't like working.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
All right, Well, I'm trying to think of her.
Speaker 8 (51:43):
Of her.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
It was a guy what was his name?
Speaker 5 (51:50):
Hmmm?
Speaker 2 (51:50):
He was a bury, big guy and I did a
picture with him called the Suppose They gave a War
and nobody came. Nobody came.
Speaker 5 (52:01):
Or Brian Brian Keith, Bryan Keith.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
God.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
The actor Tony Curtis did not like working.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
With Well, it was he was very difficult, made it
difficult for all of us, and made it difficult for
me as well. You know, it's very easier to do
that on the movie. You O'Brien used to give me
a lot of static.
Speaker 5 (52:22):
You O'Brien, You mean whyant herb gave Tony Curtis static?
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah, well my sword was bigger than his.
Speaker 5 (52:28):
Whytt Yes, still got it, you still got Well. Give
us something in the book. The new book is called
American Prince. Give us one thing in the book that's
going to make us.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Go ah oh, one thing in the book.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Let me see what something something about Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Okay, all right. The dress designer for the picture was
we Jilly, excuse me, give me my who what Ory
Kelly Charming English. We did the clothing for all of us,
but did our dresses, and he did the Marilyn's clothes
(53:11):
at the same time the women clothes. So we had
three dressing rooms alongside of each other at Barrow at
who let's see we have three dressing rooms alongside of it. Yeah,
I forget the name of the studio. I'll look of
it later. Anyway, we were the or Kelly came by
(53:34):
all dressed up. He always dressed nice, with a fucking hairckkerchief,
and he had a guy with him with a pan
and or he had a tape, a yard typeing pull
it down and it was he go measure our neck,
our backs, down the spine and seems just what the
tailor would do until it was thirty four twenty seven
(53:57):
twenty nine, eighteen thirty two. That's he didn't say that.
The jacket come out in his old boxer shorts for
that one. And when he finished the KIVI and saw me,
I was in my Calvin kleines and he measured my
back thirty seven twenty four eighteen didn't seem all of
(54:18):
all of it, all down the arm everything. Then they
went to Maryland and Marylyn came out and a pair
of panties and a pair of panties and a silk
blouse in three inch heels. So we started measuring car
quivering down the legs at twenty nine course the back.
Speaker 5 (54:44):
Eighteen, Tony, I think you're getting a little too excited.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
Then it got to her bottom and he started to
measure it, and he looked up at her and said,
you know, Tony, Tony Curtis has a bit of looking
ass than you. She buttoned the blouse and opened it
and said, he doesn't have itit's likely.
Speaker 11 (55:15):
Out of town.
Speaker 5 (55:16):
Oh, Tony, it's the pleasure talking to you. I hope
you can come see us sometime.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
To get down.
Speaker 5 (55:22):
Thank you, sir, Tony Curtis. The book is called American Prince.
Thank you, sir, Thank you very very much.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
You got it.
Speaker 5 (55:30):
You know what, it's funny to hear old people tell
a story because they try to remember every little detail
that only they care about, right, right, Tony Curtis. That
was cool talking to Tony Curtis. Man, No, I'm gonna
talk like Tony Curtis for the rest of the day.
Lone Star ninety two five. Okay, this is something that
(55:53):
was requested because Father's Day is coming up, that's right. Yes,
and this guy will wanted to hear. Who's the guy
that sang she's my daughter.
Speaker 3 (56:05):
Tom Wilson.
Speaker 5 (56:06):
Tommy Wilson, he was in here a couple of times.
He played Biff in the Back of the Future movie.
They sure did. And he brought his guitar in here.
And this is something like I say that we played
Father's Day. So here you go. Here is Tommy Wilson
Biff from Back to the Future singing, She's my daughter.
Speaker 12 (56:24):
I got three girls, I got three I got twenty
eighteen sixteen. Yeah, she's got long blonde hair running down
her back and pretty blue eyes. Yeah that's a fact.
Her nose is just perfect, and her smile just gleams.
She looks like a model in a magazine. She got
her eaty beauty body and a teeny tiny skirt you
(56:45):
could see her belly button either purple skimpy shirt. She's
a California beauty who could stop the shoe.
Speaker 5 (56:51):
But there's one thing, bell is that you got to know.
Speaker 8 (56:55):
She's my daughter.
Speaker 5 (56:58):
Yeah that's right, Jack, she's my Listen up.
Speaker 12 (57:02):
You touch her or hurt her or make her sad,
I'm gonna hurt you twice as bad.
Speaker 5 (57:08):
I don't mean emotionally either.
Speaker 12 (57:11):
I'm the kind of guy that likes to have some fun,
just drinking lots of liquor and polishing my gun. You
want to mess around with my pussy cat, I might
just kill you with a baseball bat. I own a crowbar,
steak knives, I got a hatchet man. But come on,
let's face and I could kill you with my bare hands.
I can't you making moves on her. I'll know just
(57:31):
what to do.
Speaker 5 (57:32):
I'll shove my foot so far up there I could
wear you as a shoe. Shot my daughter. Hey, that's right,
she's my daughter. Woooooo.
Speaker 12 (57:41):
I'll sneak into your room where your mommy makes your bed.
I'll grab that stupid surfer necklace, and I'll beat your little.
Speaker 8 (57:47):
Head and cheet my daughter.
Speaker 5 (57:49):
Yeah, that's right, she's my daughter.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
Woo.
Speaker 12 (57:53):
Come on over for dinner and meet us friendly folks.
Just remember, little fella, this song is not a joke.
Thomas Team roller Baby, I'm going to roll all over you.
Speaker 5 (58:07):
Wow, fars can go. Yeah, Torvey Wilson, that's my daughter,
damn it. Oh god. Fort Worth police Chief Neil Noakes
received a heartfelt send off from the department he dedicated
twenty five years of service to You can now rest.
Your job is done, your legacy secured, and your service
(58:30):
is deeply appreciated, a fort Worth dispatcher said on his
final day. The video posted on social media. Fort Worth
PD said Chief Noakes broadcasted his final call on May
thirtieth and has officially began his retirement. Well deserved retirement.
Applause echoed through the building during his final sendoff. When
(58:51):
he made his way outside, there were dozens of officers
lined up along the Bob Bowen Public Safety Complex wishing
him a happy retirement and a job. Old Don what
Wor City Council named Robert Aldridge, currently the department's executive
assistant chief, as interim fort Worth Police Chief. His first
day was last Sunday. So God, when you've had enough,
(59:13):
you've had enough, that's right.
Speaker 3 (59:15):
So a couple of weeks ago I went to the
Bottle Rock music festival.
Speaker 6 (59:18):
But this past weekend, festival goers at a popular Napa,
California concert, La Da Bottle Rock were disheartened when the
Trump administration pulled the visas of two Mexican bands, saying.
Speaker 3 (59:30):
That their lyrics glorify cartel violence.
Speaker 6 (59:34):
Oh Scott claim that the band's dispute, and music lovers
say will cast a chilling effect on foreign artists wanting
to play in the United States, not just bands from
Mexico either.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (59:44):
A couple of the bands, including a very popular group
from Mexico called Grupo Fiureddme, were forced to pull out
of law Onda Bottle Rock on Sunday over problems with
their visas. The Mexican group La Ressetta also pulled out
over reported visa issues as well. Now, music fans, we're
having a blast at festival on which features all sorts
of Latin music acts from around the world. But it's
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the bands who didn't take the stage that's raising some eyebrows.
The US State Department has revoked the visus of several
Mexican artists over music that it says glorifies cartel violence. Well,
at least that's their reasoning behind it. Let the debate
over free speech begin. Yeah, right, it is a free
speech issue, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Well, the thing is, they ain't from this country, and
they got brown skiing, so we don't walk in here.
Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
It might be a little bit of that.
Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
Yeah, So you think they're going to come after the
rock and roll world. Considering how many Devil references there
are in our record collection, I will not be surprised.
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
But I mean, if they can go after musicians for their.
Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Lyrics, well, good lord. No, they want to censor everything
they can, just to piss it all.
Speaker 8 (01:00:51):
Well.
Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Whatever all we can do is sit back and try
to stay out of the way of the turds rolling
down here.
Speaker 7 (01:00:57):
You know, right, it's super goal all over again. Over
to Ellen Pompeo, the star of Gray's Anatomy. She walked
into an airport recently, and she should probably get a
blood pressure checked after what happened. The Gray's Anatomy star
revealed she was detained by transportation security while trying to
catch a flight because of a salty snack an unopened
package of a salty.
Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
Snack huh, that she was trying to bring on board.
Allen says, I had a bag of sunflower seeds and
they stopped her for that, her sunflower seed. They held
her for one hour, and they brought in the bomb squad. Yeah,
oh good. Sunflower seeds can explode in any minute. So
she couldn't believe it. Man. She went to this place.
Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
There's a popular place in La a grocery store called Arawon.
They make the Hayley Bieber smoothie. They're the ones who
kind of invented that such a serious response for an item.
Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
There. The package wasn't even open.
Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
When the actress offered to throw away the package of seeds,
the official said, no, we need you to stay right here.
We're gonna investigate. We're gonna open your bag. We're going
to search of stuff. Brought the bomb squad in over
unflower seats overly cautious, wouldn't you say?
Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Yeah? I would say so a little bit. That's kind
of stupid.
Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
Actually, yeah, what the hell looked like a bomb? It's
in a package of sunflower seas?
Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
What the hell?
Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Maybe the bomb sniffing dog wanted the sunflowers?
Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
See that's it. There you go right there, nack, here's
something even stupid. Or staff of the Federal Emergency Management Agency,
the people who out help us when there's an emergency. Yeah,
they were confused. Yesterday after the acting ahead of the
agency said during a daily briefing that he had not
(01:02:35):
been aware the country has a hurricane season.
Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
What really he didn't know?
Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
You're the head of FEMA and you had no idea
there was a hurricane season. Oh my god. The remark
was made by David Richardson at the conclusion of an
eight thirty am daily operational briefing typically attended by hundreds
of FEMA staffers. Everyone there just looked at each other
and thought, where the hell did we get this guy?
He's joking what. Richardson has led FEMA since early May. Still,
(01:03:04):
he's just getting his feet wet. Apparently, it was not
clear to staff whether he meant it literally or as
a joke, but current and former employees who spoke with
CBS News said the comment flustered many who genuinely believe
Richardson was truly surprised to learn that hurricane season had started.
Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
I was talking about unqualified, and you're.
Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
The head of female funding. Cuttage, cut well with stupid
stuff like that, and having the right to name your
baby almost anything you want is an American is apple
pot here we go. In fact, you can actually name
your baby American pie Jones if you want. Whereas countries
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like New Zealand and Japan banned parents from choosing certain
baby names, American parents are able to get creative. However,
there are at least eleven baby names that American parents
cannot eagerly named their children. What are they? I thought
you'd never ask, King Queen Jesus, Christ L L L.
(01:04:11):
What Santa Claus, Majesty, Adolf Hitler, Nutella, Messiah, the ampersand
and ten sixty nine? Nah, I don't know what's ten
sixty nine stand for. You're a crappy parent if you
ever even thought about those names for your baby.
Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
There, How you gonna get the ampersand you know the
little circle around it? How you gonna sign a check
with that? People say, okay, what goes before and after?
Crazy people in the war Lord God? All right, we
got Rangers tickets coming up in the ticket window next
on the bow and then shows we know, make it
(01:04:53):
disappear and then reappear and then disappear.
Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Well it is repeat day, isn't it?
Speaker 8 (01:04:59):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
It is.
Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Why are you looking down between your legs when you
say that? That wasn't where I was going? But that's okay.
We'll just stop right there, yes, which is the wise
thing to do. By the way, who on our tickets
to go see the Texas Rangers place Seattle? They resculing
good standing?
Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
Who we're going to hang out with on Monday and
Allen Texas, Ray Watson, right, Ray Ray.
Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
All right, Ray mow And tomorrow is ask a Stuff Day,
So get your questions into the Asking Stuff Hotline two
one four eight six six eighty six hundred, and we'll
try to answer whatever questions you throw at us. Even
if you throw a tough one, We'll still do the
leg work for.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
You and we do our research.
Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Yes, funny and weird ones that came in in the
last couple of days. You're gonna like them. Oh really,
y I lock the funny and the weird one. Do
you guys? Come see me early tomorrow morning and we'll
get weird. Okay, we got it because I'm a little
weird Missel.
Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Keep those calls coming, yes, please do yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
Load it up all right.
Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
We aren't the only ones opening up the loans our
ticket window today. Jeffk's going to open it up this
afternoon around four thirty five, right after he wraps up
that sixty minutes of NonStop rock for your workday.
Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
And he has tickets to see Willie Nelson.
Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
And Bob Dylan at the Outlaw Music Festival July fifth
at dos echis pavilion. That's this afternoon with our buddy
Jeff Ka right here on Dallas Fort Worth's classic rock
lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
Been't at the place where the Klan has their meetings
A life room for sure, bo. Sure, well, I'm just
trying to sort it out. Yeah, figure if I talk
about it enough and maybe I'll get an answer that
I don't know. It's all about edumacating exactly exactly. Okay,
(01:06:41):
ask us stuff day tomorrow, y'all give us some good questions.
We'll answer them for you. And yes, we'll play Choose
your news so you can pick your ticket. Meanwhile, let's
talk about time wasters, because nobody wants to start to
work right as you get there.
Speaker 6 (01:06:55):
All right, this is what we have up on the
Bow and Them show page at lone Star ninety two
five dot com.
Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
So get well.
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Wishes are going out today to Rod Stewart.
Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
He canceled this Las Vegas show at the Coliseum at
Caesar's Palace just hours before it was supposed to start
on Sunday. He posted on Instagram that he wasn't feeling
well and so he rescheduled the show for June tenth.
It was just last week that Rod Stewart was awarded
a Lifetime Achievement award at the American Music Awards, where
he talked about his love of singing.
Speaker 14 (01:07:24):
When I started singing in the early sixties, well before
all of you lot were here. The reason I got
into was I had this burning ambition to sing. That's
all I wanted to do. I didn't want to be
rich or famous. And here I am a few years
later picking up this wonderful award.
Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Thank you so much, and I.
Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Am rich and famous and it doesn't suck.
Speaker 6 (01:07:51):
Rod Stewart shows this Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday, by the way.
Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Are all still on the schedule.
Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
Could the Foo Fighters be following the lead of lued
Zeppelin and Phil by having one of their sons play drums.
In this case, it would be Shane Hawkins, son of
the late Taylor Hawkins, who is rumored to be next
in line for the drumstool following the band parting ways
with Josh Freeze last month. Eighteen year old Shane has
been keeping the beat in his dad's side band, Chevy Metal,
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which will start a short tour on July nineteenth in Denver.
The Foo Fighters by the way will return to the
road October two in Indonesia, so that would give Shane
plenty of time to get up to speed if he
is indeed going to join the food Fighters.
Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
You just have to wait and see.
Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
A two story portrait of Steven Tyler holding a Fender
Telecaster is overlooking the pool at the Sunset Marquee Hotel,
West Hollywood, California, and it's going to be up through
June twenty eighth, and you can win an autograph copy
of the photo signed by Stephen Toller himself, and also
raise money for Janie's Fund, which helps abuse women.
Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
All you have to do take a.
Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
Picture with the photo or with Steven's portrait and post
it on Instagram. We have all that information up plus
in other Steven Tyler news.
Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
Yes, if he starts untying his shoe.
Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
Yes, yes, don't take a picture of his feet without shoes. Hey,
he is a keyboard that was played by Stephen Tyler
for Dreamon just sold in New York City for one
hundred and thirty thousand dollars dam sold by Julian auction House.
And speaking of New York City, TMZ caught Stephen Tyler
and Paul McCartney having a random meet up in New
(01:09:33):
York this past weekend. They were outside of a hotel
and they just happened to be there at the same time.
Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
Have they never met before?
Speaker 6 (01:09:39):
They have, But how random is that to be? Like
walking into a hotel and see Steven Tyler walking out.
Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
Hey Steven, tala you do.
Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
And finally, if you have ever been upset bow after
seeing a motorcycle weaving in and out of traffic on
the tollway, yes, wondering just how safe it is? Well,
check out a video of a motorcycle versus traffic. This
happened in Latin America, and we have this video up
on the Bone and Them show page at lone Start
ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
Let me guess traffic one yes, yes, oh ye, Dallas
for worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. That's
the end of the Brugkills day here.
Speaker 7 (01:10:19):
We're gonna have to let me roll out of here
because rolling is the only way I'm going to be
able to get out of here today.
Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
Yeah, thank you what a Burger for bringing Buy some
breakfast taketos, some breakfast biscuits, chicken and biscuits, and honey,
and then they're new Pico de Gio hamburger. And also
they're banana pudding shakes. Now, you wanted a chocolate shakes,
so I ordered one for you.
Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
You got a chocolate shit.
Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
But that banana puddy shake was good?
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Did you have it?
Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
I am good. I did.
Speaker 7 (01:10:45):
I had about three hundred and thirty nine thousand calories,
several thousand grands of sodium.
Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
And I have no regrets. But you full, aren't you?
Oh my god, dulling smile.
Speaker 7 (01:10:55):
I'm a trimester right now, I'm my labor pains are
a minute apart.
Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Posted a great picture of bo up on the lone
Star Facebook page.
Speaker 5 (01:11:04):
You having your hamburger, You having my hamburger about to
eat my berg hamburgers for breakfast is awesome? Absolutely yeah,
even on National Egg Day. Ain't getting anywhere in the
near bunch of damn eggs now up next to our
after show decompression sessions. Yes, And while we're doing that,
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why don't you call the ask stuff online and leave
a question two one four eight six six eighty six hundred.
All right, we will answer those questions on tomorrow's show,
And if you want to hang around for the after
show you'll mold and welcome. We'll try not to mess
it up too much for it.
Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
You might see a sweating Yeah, air conditioner is out
in the studio.
Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
It's like an oven in here.
Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Usually we're freezing.
Speaker 6 (01:11:53):
I've got blankets on, sweaters, sweatshirts.
Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Not today.
Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
Sometimes when you see me on first break, whatever it is,
I'm wearing a jacket because it's usually freezing in here.
Not today.
Speaker 7 (01:12:05):
No, on a day that we have meat sweats, we're
also having heat sweats exactly.
Speaker 6 (01:12:11):
Actually, I had a guess that was going to come
in at eleven am, and I reached out to him
and I said, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
You don't want to go now.
Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
I don't want to do this time.
Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
No, you don't want to got me in here? No, no, no,
it's a little warm. It's sweltering in here.
Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Go sauna.
Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
So we will see you on the after show decompression session,
and we'll see you on the show enough show tomorrow. Okamn,
let's do it. Thanks for tuning in, y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
By by
There's fresh as the grease.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Eggs come to get fresh every day. Serve them anyway
you please.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Eggs are natural and economical, soa keeping up on him
nice and meat.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I am protein and.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Only eighty calories each.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Eggs are a natural wonder e meals, stacks, appetizers.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Whatever. All you do is heat and eat eggs, the
incredible edible egg.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Eggs.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
It doesn't matter how you cool, DEMI, I'd be glad
of if some want to, DEMI.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
They remind me of my chicken and rather have a
chicken in.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
He remind me of my chicken and rather have my chicken.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Then eggs.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I know, I know you're like, why did you start
the show with that goofy ass song?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I know?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Is it National egg Day or something?
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Certainly favorite day.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I was watching Man versus Food. You ever seen that? Yeah,
and this guy was eating a hamburger and he had
a fried egg in it, and he took a bite
and the orange stuff was just running old. Got him.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
I told you what they do in now Paso, Texas.
When they serve you enchiladas. There's a fried egg on top.
Not your type of enchilada.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
Guys like a fawn noodle bowls, big boat, a big
old Frida egg on top. Sometimes they have a Friday
egg on top of them.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Not when I'm ordering it. It's called a hangover Burger.
By the way, bow the sloppy egg coming out of it. Yeah,
where are you supposed to, you know, eat one when
you got a hangover. First of all, you didn't drink enough.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Hamburgers.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Water Burger is bringing back their Pico to Geyoberger and
they're bringing some.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
To us today. Okay, yeah, buddy.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Oh that's music to my.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Everybody in some groceries around eight thirty this.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Morning like it.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I like it. It's also World Clubfoot Day, mom Net
guys walking funny. Now, what if one of your feet
was an actual club you could pull it off and
bash somebody upside to head with.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
One of my favorite clubs in Austin, Texas was.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Called Clubfoot Clubfoot.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
In downtown Austin.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
I saw Iggy Pop there, you saw the Gocos there.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
It was a blast.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Smelled of clothes, cigarettes and sweat.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Cigarette so it smells like Austin. Yes, it's Love Conquers
all day only in the movies. Come on today is
repeat day? Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Repeat?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
What Today is repeat Day. Can you say that, AGirl? No,
you only repeat once? Oh, otherwise you'll get Roberts Jay
National Itch Day. Oh gosh, yes, you ever have an itch?
You can't scratch?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I have so many mosquitoes in my backyard.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
I'm one of those guys that if I don't have
a backscratcher in my backpack, in my car, at work,
at home, I will flip out.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I want next to my bed that my son in
law gave me a shape like a rake. And yes,
man with the telescope.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
After your leg surgery, you actually used a knife.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I did get to your itchy spots on your legs?
Well yeah, because you don't do it like you're cutting something.
You do it sideways. But still it was scary. Those
serrated edges feel corsicana thing? Right?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It is?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It's World Bicycle Day. Okay, remember when you got your
first bicycle?
Speaker 8 (03:56):
I go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That's Christmas present ever, my first bicycle.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
It is World Cider Day.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Like apple cider.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, now, my dad used to make homemade apple cider
that had a real kick to it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Oh okay, so he let it fur men.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Oh yeah, it'll make you null and void after a
glass or two, making some boons farming homes. Yeah, he
was also pretty handy at making beer too. We used
to steal it when I was in high school.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I remember telling that story.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
It's Impersonate Authority Day. Excuse me, Yeah, cop will love
it when you do that. Do it in front of them,
They appreciate it. National Chocolate Maclaroon Day. Those are delicious
calm that sweet toothed down and scarps. Some day and
it's Chimbarrazzo Day. What is Chimbarrazzo. It celebrates the spot
on Earth that is closest to the Moon and farthest
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from the center of the Earth. Chimbarrazzo is an inactive
volcano that's in the Andes Mountains in central Ecuador, as
an elevation of twenty thousand, five hundred and sixty five
feet now. Although Jimbarrazzo has a lower elevation than Mount
Everest because of its spot near the equator, it is
the farthest from the Earth center and the closest to
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the move. How cool is that?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
And look right now Fox Sports showing Mount Etna erupting
in Italy.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Oh damn, oh my ma with volcanoes.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Look at that mother nature is pissed off in Italy.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Well, we have sports of all sorts coming up, and
of course it's a toy box Tuesday. I got a
request for Psycho Garrett. Oh yes, I am going to
play the very first encounter that we had with.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Psycho Garrett Introduction, induction and.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
No, I have no idea where he is. I don't
even know if he's alive or anything, but he sure
gave us something laugh about.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
All these years later.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Seven to fifty picture ticket.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
You don't want to miss.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Out six Dallas War Worst Classic Rock alone. Start fool
me once, never buy you know what I'm doing, Bite
me once, and we're done. Next thirty your time ver Sports.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Brought you by the Will Heightlaw Firm. Injury lawyers go
to Will High wins dot com.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Okay. Gary Patterson, the all time winningest coach in TCU
football history and two time National Coach of the Year,
joins Heisman Trophy winners mark Ingram cam Newton, Robert Griffin
third and former AP Player of the Year. The Domaquan
Sue on the ballot for the twenty twenty six College
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Football Hall of Fame. The National Football Foundation released the
ballot yesterday for the class that will be announced in January.
It includes seventy nine players and nine coaches from the
Football Bowl Subdivision and one hundred players and thirty five
coaches from lower level schools.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Now.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Among other players on the ballot, Colorado's Eric b Enemy,
Oklahoma States Des Bryant remember him, Yeah, of course you dees,
Pittsburgh's Aaron Donald, that huge defensive end for the Rams.
Syracuse is Marvin Harrison, Ohio State's Jane Laurenidis, California's Marshawn Lynch,
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and Washington State's Ryan Leaf, who's NFL career didn't quite
take off. Nope, not at all. In fact, he was
a cowboy for about fifteen minutes, if you'll remember now.
The class will be announced in early twenty twenty six
and will be inducted during the sixty eighth NFF Annual
Awards Dinner December eighth of twenty twenty six at the
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Belogual Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Nancy Fancy, Let's talk Women's College World Series. Oklahoma's run
of four straight Women's College World Series titles ended when
Lauren Alred's walk off sacrifice fly gave Texas tack three
to two victory in the semifinals last night.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Guns up.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Red Raiders Texas Tech and its first trip to the
Women's College World Series will play Texas in the best
of three game championship series starting tomorrow. Now. The Longhorns
reached the finals for the third time in the past
four years. They lost to Oklahoma in twenty twenty two
and last year in twenty twenty four. Oklahoma had won
nine straight elimination games. Red Raiders ace pitcher Nijari Kanati
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signed a name, Image and Likeness deal worth more than
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
For a college girl?
Speaker 6 (08:27):
What one million dollars to go to Texas Tech?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Didn't you tell me that?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Your brother? Now?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
My cousin's cousin is cousin Marco.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
He is an attorney, longtime fan of The Bow and
Jim Show, and he now represents nil stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Nasha named image and likeness.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
So he goes to colleges and saying, you know you
can get paid.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
He goes to Oklahoma, Arkansas, Alabama, UCLA, Texas schools and
teaches college athletes all about names athletes.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Wow, Well, he said, hi and tell him.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
I said, I'm in the wrong business brother, I should
have gone that way. A UPS driver, you would think
would be the last person to make a major mistake
involving a crucially required signature on something. Yeah, and we're
not talking about package deliveries here, but this guy was
a UPS driver for his scorecard while competing in a
(09:23):
US Open qualifier. Whoops, he made a mistake, and it
was a brutal one. Nick Barrett was disqualified from the
final stage of a qualifying event at Woodmont Country Club
in Maryland yesterday after failing to sign his scorecard.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yes, you have to sign your score card and turn
it in in a specific time. Bless his heart, you
got it.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
You've got a limited amount of time after you crack
out your eighteen holes to turn that sucker in properly signed.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
It's like something you would do with the passport office.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
The mental error ended the thirty one year old's chance
of competing in next week's US Open, one of golf's
four major tournaments. Of course, after pleading in the morning session, Barrett,
who had about forty family members and friends in attendance,
probably a little bit of a distraction, mistakenly went to
grab a bite to eat, and instead of going to
the scorer's ten with his playing partners. Before the next round,
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he went and he spent time with family. Well, you
shouldn't do that afterwards, that's right, because your family's kind
of counting on you, Bud. His partners waited for him
as long as they could before signing their cards in
order to get lunch prior to the next session, turning
officials waiting for Barrett until the next group of golfers
reached the tent before being forced to disqualify Barrett out.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Oh that hurts, kicking himself for a long time, but.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
He's striving to he can't get his foot I bet
he won't do that again. The NBA's twenty twenty three
Collective Bargaining Agreement was designed so that the same super
teams don't continue to have success year after year after year.
That goal has been accomplished, as we've got the Oklahoma
City Thunder in the Indiana Pacers and the finals two
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smaller market teams. Now, this is the first time that
two markets outside the top twenty have met in the
finals since nineteen seventy one. Oh wow. One question remains.
Will the series attract national attention and get decent ratings,
even though the two teams aren't from big cities. We'll
have to wait and see. And Over the weekend, the
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New York Yankees visited the Los Angeles Dodgers, a rematch
of last year's World Series, featuring two of the most
popular teams in Major League Baseball. Last Friday, the Savannah
Bananas also played in Los Angeles against the Party Animals
at angel Stadium. Believe it or not, the price of
tickets for the Savannah Bananas game was higher than the
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price of tickets for the Yankees.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
And that does not surprise me. Yeah, because they put
on a show.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Oh, yes, they do. They do something between each inning.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Yeah, we featured them in time wasters. They're videos of
them dancing around the baseball field are incredible.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Are they not coming to town soon? Am I losing
my mind?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I think I heard that they were.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, yeah, we'll run that down this morning.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
They're kind of like the Harlem Globetrotter.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Okay, So the Rangers are in Tampa Bay tonight bo
to face off of the Rays. First pitch will be
at six thirty five and you can watch the game
on the Rangers Sports Network. No official word yet on
whether or not, a Dallas Garcia will be back in
the lineup. The thirty two year old will have had
five full days off when the Rangers begin their multi
city road trip today against Tampa Bay, and the Rangers
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have yet to outline a return plan for this struggling slugger,
who has been given some mental health gays to try
to get himself right. According to sources, a Dollas Garcia
understands the importance of getting himself right and helping to
contribute to the team. Garcia himself has said it's about
the mental reset and coming back with more energy. Garcia
(12:56):
says Rangers manager Bruce Bochi has a lot of experience
in the game and he thinks that he needs it,
so he's gonna take the time off for now.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
You gotta do what you gotta do to get your
head right, absolutely, and if your hit ain't right, your
body's not gonna respond exactly.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Philadelphia Eagles star running back the Quan Backflipin' Barkley was
announced yesterday as EA Sports cover athlete for Madden NFL
twenty six, the very popular video game. Of course, of course,
he was barkley sensational backward hurdle over a defender from
Week ninety. Last year's Super Bowl winning season is depicted
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on the standard cover of this new video game, and
the deluxe edition features a tight shot of Barklay in
his game day gear. Last year, he sent an NFL
single season rushing record postseason included topping the mark of
two four hundred and seventy six yards that was set
by Terrell Davis.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
He ended perhaps the.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Greatest debut season of any free agent in Philadelphia sports
history with two thousand, five hundred and four yards rushing
eighteen rushing touchdowns. Barkley is the first Eagles player on
the cover since Donovan McNabb was on the video game
Madden six.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Let's hope he last. Yes, Let's hope they ain't no
more Eagles on now. And the world record for the
most popcorn scarfed down in eight minutes has been broken
again by the same guy who originally said it. Oh yeah,
world competitive eater Joey Jaws Chestnut just went colonel to
colonel with his own record, and shocker, he buttered it
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up and smashed it. Joey went full snack attack at
the South terre Halt Rural King in Indiana this past
Memorial Day, where according to the top popcorn pros, he
inhaled forty two huge servings in eight minutes. Wow, the
man they called Jaws has been out snacking himself for years.
Three years ago, the Guinness Book of World Records confirmed
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Joey down thirty two servings of twenty four ounce popcorn
eight minutes, breaking his own previous record of twenty eight
and a half. And now you know, God, I don't
lack popcorn that much. You know, choke on it, put
it up. It's a freaking fool. File next on the
Bowl and then show Dallas Foorst Classic Rock lone Star
(15:16):
ninety two five. I got an email from Mitzi, and
Mitzi says, whatever happened to Psycho Gary? I have no clue.
He just disappeared one day the same way he just
came into the cube.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
But he lives on on the radio waves.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
So I'm going to play since she wants to hear
our first encounter ever with Psycho Gary. And I think
this was a long time ago, at least two thousand
and five sometime. Let this sort of a cautionary tale. Yes,
there's some crazy fools out there. Now it's time for
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the freaking fool file. Here is Christian Alejandro Solarioguano. Nice job,
thank you, I was closed. He lives in Modesto, California.
While he was arrested for breaking into a woman's home
and licking and biting her toes while she was asleep.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yes, yes, Oh how creepy is that?
Speaker 5 (16:18):
The woman who he had been allegedly stalking at her
job earlier this year woke up when he tried to
lie down and snuggle with her, but she pushed him
off and called.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Nine to one one nightmare.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Police found him near the woman's home the next day
and took him into custody. He faces charges of sexual battery, burglary, stalking,
and assault with intent to commit a felony. Now, I
told police that he wasn't going to sexually assault her.
He just wanted to lick her toes. I guess he
likes ToeJam Well that's basically sexual assault if he does
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it when she doesn't want.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Him to thank you when she's sleep and wakes her
up with that.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Well, now he's in Stanislaus County jail, surrounded by a
much different selection of toes from a much different selection people.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, they not want to lick their toes.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Maybe his punishment to be he has to suck on
Steven Tyler's toes for nobody.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
All right, let's travel to North Carolina. In Charlotte, North Carolina,
thirty five year old Bradley Boney, a contractor, hired to
inspect a house with.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Boney, Bradley Boney, Bradley Mooney. Oh you know he's heard, yes,
you know?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
So he's a contractor and he was hired to inspect
this house that had been destroyed by a fire in Charlotte,
North Carolina, and he discovered that the only survivor of
the fire was a still functioning novelty fish. It was
a melted big mouth billy bass. Despite being visibly melted
by the heat, the billy basses motion sensor and speaker
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were some how still working. And as Bradley walked past
the fish, it suddenly burst into songs.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
That's right, the billy bass.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Fish was singing I Will survive by Gloria gain Or.
Bradley said, first, it scared the living daylights out of him.
None of them were expecting anything to make noise in
that house because it had been completely destroyed. Then all
of a sudden, the billy bass fish just started singing.
They ended up deeming the house a total loss, meaning
the whole.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Thing would have to be torn down.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
So the fact that this fish survived is very impressive,
and the fact that it was singing I will survive
is well just hilarious.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Yes, oh well, of course, especially when it still works
after being melted. It's a little creepy.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Anam Bow and I have been enjoying these social media
videos where AI creates a baby vers version of the
famous person.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Yes, and it puts their voice to it. Okay, you're
watching them too. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
AI can be entertaining. It can also be damn creepy.
There's been AI videos making the rounds, especially on x
formerly known as Twitter in recent times, millions of users
seeing what we're seeing.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
And going whoa man.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Scammers are also catching on and utilizing AI, though, One
woman falling victim to a fake celebrity scammer. Yeah, fake
Brad Pitt again.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Well that was yeah, that was a that was a
while ago.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Okay, all right, this is the Brad Pitt girl. We
want you to remember that. Yes, okay, yes, scammed around
a nine hundred grand earlier this year. One woman has
taken Reddit to explain that her mom is about to
fall for something similar to this. She's been talking to
what appears to be fake Owen Wilson.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Oh really from North Texas?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeow wow.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Yeah, that guy who is known for his rolls in
cars and wedding crashers a whole bunch of stuff spoiler alert.
Though it's not him, the video was sent as proof
it's very obviously AI technology. My sister and I have
been saying it's a scam, but mom's not listening to us.
Her mother claims he hasn't asked for money or bank
details yet. He will, but she thinks that you got
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her a job at Warner Brothers where she can make
five grand a month.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Yeah, oh yeah, So give me some money now and
when you start your new job, I'll get some more later.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
So this fake Owen Wilson user told these kids mother
that he'd be buying a house in their small coastal town.
He wants both her parents to live there and be
caretakers while they're away, and she added he had an
actual realtor from this gated community call to discuss the options.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Of the house scam.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Yeah, probably somebody needs to lock mama up until she
settles down and gets her senses back.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Mama, please be careful, y'all. Well, it's been a few
months since we've talked about this slut, I mean, this
woman since an OnlyFans celebrity has tried to outdo her competition,
but that drought is officially over. Bonnie Blue, Oh, Bonnie Blue,
we have talked about that skank on many occasions. She
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has announced that on June fifteenth, she'll be tied up
in a glass box that's open to the public and
any man can drop in at any time and get
himself a quickie. And believe me, it will be a.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Quick in the glass box.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Yes, her master plan with this stunt is to get
banged by two thousand men in one day, and guys
have the option of getting involved or just walking around
and watching it go on. For those keeping score, it
should be noted that a single twenty four hour period
has one thousand, four hundred minutes, so the logistics kind
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of speak for themselves. So just so you'll know, that
means that each guy has less than a minute to
get some and go and for play isn't necessary because
you're not gonna have time to.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Do it anyway, man, that's so sick.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I'm sure we'll be hearing about this gang again in
the next couple of months. Absolutely, we'll think of something else.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Hey, coming up next hour on a toy Box Tuesday.
A fun way for you to pick your ticket. Bo's
got something up asleep. Pick between tickets to see Kansas
thirty eight special on Dave Mason on July twentieth at
the Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory, or you can pick
a four pack of tickets to the Rangers Mariners game
on June twenty ninth. Whatever you don't pick is going
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to go into the lone Star ticket window at eight forty.
Pick your ticket around seven to fifty right here on
the Bow and Them show on Dallas's classic rock lone
Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Okay, how many do if you do that hit it
when it comes back?
Speaker 9 (22:53):
I do.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Yeah. Whether you do it out loud or not, you
still do it. Oh like in my head. That counts yeah, yeah,
that counts definite. By the way, there is an all
gay ac DC tribute band called day ced DC, and
they have released a song called gay Boy Boogie in
celebration of Pride Month. It's the reinterpretation of ac DC's
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bad Boy Boogie, which is from their nineteen seventy seven
album Let There Be Rock, and the accompanying video is
a homage to Twisted Sisters. We're not gonna take it,
remember the beginning? Uh huh, I just thought i'd play
this for you.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
All right, sir?
Speaker 5 (23:35):
What do you think you're doing?
Speaker 10 (23:37):
I want you to straighten up now, No more that
queer stuff for you, boy, take that thing off, stand
up straight and wipe that smile off your face.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
What is this? Gay c DC?
Speaker 11 (23:56):
What kind of a man are you?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You're worthless?
Speaker 5 (23:59):
And week Hi?
Speaker 10 (24:01):
Hello mm sixteen and you sit around playing with this
repulsive pink twiner?
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Who are you? Where did you come from?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Are you listening to me?
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Why do you want to do with your life? I
want the Okay, okay, I'll spare you the rest of that,
thank you, because it kind of sucks.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I do like the name of the band though, Gasey Runny.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Yeah, a little of that went a long way. Yes
it did, and that's about all they Yes, sir, Okay,
tomorrowlways ask his stuff day. So if you have a
question you want us to answer, for you call. He
ask us stuff hotline two one four eight six six
eighty six hundred. Uh. I got this email from Mitsi
(24:53):
mits Proctor. She says, good morning. Bowl been a while
since we've heard from Psycho Gary. Love hearing his stories.
Sure wish he would randomly call in again.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Who knows where he is.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Well the last time or the first time he thought
we were sending him messages, he said, Bo, you need
to start talking to him again. He may call and
tell you to stop. Love y'all listen every day on
the app Mitzi, Well, I found this. This is the
very first encounter that we had with Psycho Gary. And
he just called out of the Blue, out of the Blue, ye,
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And then he would call back random times telling us
of some of his adventures, like at the casino when
he thought that the slop machine was laughing at him
and he hit it with a chair. He broke it.
It probably was, yeah, it probably was because he was
taking all his money. But I thought I would bring
out just for Mitzi, the very first encounter we had
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with Psycho Gary. Now, Jimmy and I are just sitting
in here and we answer the phone and this happens. Hey, Hey,
hey to.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Quit it, and I want you to quit now.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
What do you huh? I know, I know, I know
what you're doing and I got it. Okay, don't stop
sending them messages? Man, what do you What are you
talking about? You're sending me messages and instructions every song,
every commercial, your little things. I don't like it. Man.
(26:26):
Oh that's right, Yeah, we plan the whole show to
send you messages. Who is this?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
You know who this is?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Gary?
Speaker 8 (26:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I just got.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
I don't know prim Gary, stop it. I just got
off the graveyard ship.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Man, don't don't.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Don't send me any more messages.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I know, I don't. I'm I got it.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
I need some peace of mind.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Are you working in a graveyard there?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Gary?
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Very funny, No, I'm not working a graveyard. It sounds
like you just crawled out of a grave.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
And it's not the liquor talking.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
I don't wait a minute, hold hold it? Are you
saying wait I can Gary? Are you saying you've been
drinking just to tad here since you've got off of
work just a little okay where you are? Gary, I
ain't saying, let me ask you this. Are you taking medication?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I'm all you know.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
I'm taking medications. I'm supposed to know what you're doing. Gary,
You're one of hundreds of you.
Speaker 12 (27:36):
Told me that your messages.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
I told you in my messages she told me to
double up on it today and I did. Wait, I
told you to hold it, garn Gary. Now I'm Gary
paying the price. I told you to double up on
your medication.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, it's not helping me anything.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I need you guys, just stop it. I mean it.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Wait wait, Gary, what messages are you talking about?
Speaker 12 (28:03):
You know what message is? Don't play with me, man.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Gary, Gary, Look, first of all, no, wait wait, I
never told you ever to double up on your medication.
I didn't even know you were taking medication. But when
you call and say we're sending you messages over the radio,
I kind of think at one point or another in
your life you might have been on medication. Well well,
(28:28):
and now you say you're drinking on top of that, I.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Had you told me.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
To I did not tell you anything. Gary. Oh man,
what are the shadow people coming to get you now
or something?
Speaker 8 (28:43):
So you guys aren't sending me.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
We're not sending you messages.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Gary.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
We have our own stuff to deal with. Hey, Gary,
I will send you one message. Do you want me
to send you a message?
Speaker 8 (28:58):
Gary? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Gary, it's okay. No, nobody's sending you a message. No
shadow people are coming to get you. Okay.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
I'm gonna go get an ex tandwich.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
How did we get from medication liquor to an egg sandwich?
Speaker 8 (29:14):
Hungry man?
Speaker 5 (29:15):
I just got well, go get your egg muffin and listen. Gary.
Feel free to call us back anytime.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
All right, man?
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Oh are in your neighborhood?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Oh weird?
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Does that mean?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
So there's there's our first encounter with Gary. Psycho Gary.
Maybe soon I'll have another one for it. Check around
Dallas War's classic rock Loan Shar ninety two five. Those
guys coming to town along with Dave Mason and Kansas.
You can pick those tickets because we're gonna do. Pick
your ticket at seven point fifty. Or you can have
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a family four pack of tickets to see the Technis
Rangers take on Seattle.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Of course, that's a Sunday, June twenty ninth.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah, that's when it is. Thank you and Bill, You're welcome.
Speaker 8 (30:03):
Thank you man.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Okay. He gets his email from Clark from oak Cliff,
he wants to hear the mianas guy.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
Okay, you're gonna have to Okay, what it is? Fresh,
refresh my memory.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
It's an announcer at an mm A match. Okay. And
apparently one of the fighter's name was Mynas. That was
his real that was his real last name. Oh my god,
it's not spelled like my anus anus. Yeah, but that's
his last name, like my Sharona, like a Greek name. Yes, exactly.
(30:42):
So he wants to hear this. And it's been a
while since we played it. It's only forty seconds long.
But here's that fight with mister Maanas as one of
the competitors.
Speaker 13 (30:53):
Trying to slush Manus on pack, consistently testing that medsiction
of minus minus getting beaten.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Minus can take a pounding and come back.
Speaker 13 (31:03):
Minus is relaxed to a pat I'm still riding the
back of minus minus flatten ouse minus flint on the canvas.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
We are ready to rock and roll. Sticking around the action.
Speaker 13 (31:12):
There is a count on Minus Minus is in a
bit of Painia Minus is ready to pounce.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Yet you watch one, I'll watch the other, Michael, I'll
watch Minus to dance on.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
Physician has just popped in there to look at minus
minus what the clinch?
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Then he pops the head out minus whole blood up here. Oh,
Mionus is bleed all over shop as his chest. See
now now the other announcer is starting to laugh about it.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
How he spells his name is m.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
A I n U X Well, he's asking for it.
That's that's basically my anus.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yes it is.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
And there's a guy on Reddit goes, I've always wanted
to see the m M A fighter Chris Wiener fight myanus.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Hey, it can happen. What somebody does behind closed doors
is none of our damn business. Lord, Oh that was
years ago we had that.
Speaker 7 (32:12):
It reminds me of the Canadian hockey announcers. It sounds
like they're saying minus yeah, oh Pete de boars minus.
Speaker 8 (32:20):
Oh name almighty.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Okay. As you know, next week is our annual summer
Blood drive. Ye, and if everything works out, Reverend Billy
Sea Worts is going to join us on Thursday.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
That's right, and Mike Deosey's gonna be there too.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (32:38):
What a show.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Well, I thought I would give you another taste because
I had a request for this couple of weeks ago.
Here is Reverend Billy Seaworts, and the lesbian truck driver
from Venus Brenda.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
A car rode down in Alabama, and it left me
and on awful, and I got out on the highway
to throw my ride. All of a sudden it was
just my luck. I heard the air brakes of a
big old truck. That driver pulled over, and I ran
a bit of jumped inside.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Brother.
Speaker 9 (33:12):
I know I'll never forget that night when my eyes
beheld the unearthless sight of the alien critter scrunched down
behind the wheel. It had one big eye, skin like claim,
five tentacles wave when it went hay, and I had
no clue as to the gender. Had a voice just
like the farmer's daughter, a purple flat top like Sergeant Carter.
(33:33):
Was a big and scary InterPlaNet teary truck driving lesbian
by the name of Bruno. It's smile and said, I'm
willing to bet of all the places you've business ain't
happened yet.
Speaker 11 (33:45):
And I said, well, you got that right, but it
ain't no big thing.
Speaker 8 (33:49):
She said.
Speaker 11 (33:50):
Let me get this straight between us.
Speaker 9 (33:51):
I'm a big mother trucker from the planet Venus, and
I'm down here on Earth. To get some tape off
Katie Langa. I smiled and thought, what a relief. I'd
already gotten in touch with my grief at the thought
of being a slave. On a nominal oriented twenty.
Speaker 11 (34:06):
She was saying, Kat's our favorite singer.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
When this jerk cut us off, and he gave her
the finger, and she reached out a tentacle and popped
off his back fender. That little redeck jerk had been
tried to tesus right there on the spot, gave up
his life for Jesus when he got a knockball and
Bob we getting scary. He had a plane of tear.
He truck driving lesbian buddy named Brenda. She hopped and said,
I didn't mean to be ruding. Let's go get a
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little earth leaving food. We pulled off all the exident
a place called Darley Instruck's talking. I thought to myself
when we hit that doorable, I wonder if any Venusians
had been in here before. But I forgot all about
it when I saw Katie's tapes in the gift shop.
Speaker 11 (34:43):
When we sat down in the.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Nearest booth, and I'm feeling a little nervous to tell
you the truth because Brenda kept reading the venu upside down.
She said, give me a bowler off bacon fat, but
then the wait for smirk, you want grits with that?
And the whole blaze left, and I said, I'm gonna
have to defend her. This fat guy I've never seen
the light, and that a scrawnie would hollers, here's a
star track taking my beady and scary in a planetary
(35:05):
about to be severely pissed off.
Speaker 11 (35:08):
But he named Brenda.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
This guy named Dwayne cutting loose with a whistle and
nail Brenda in the head with a hush bubby missle.
Speaker 11 (35:14):
And I stood up and said, y'all as the real
or at sons of.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
Brenda tuked up about this beIN of warp ten said
you want to play in games, little earth Link men,
and proceeded to push the Chane O'Connor deathray belt buckle
around their bridges. The fact guy to centegrated Sea starting
giggling that the squnie would levitated and hung there wiggling,
and Dwayne's hot dog was reduced to a little bitty cinder,
and I grabbed those tapes of Katie Laggage seat leveled
that sala bar with a big bag, my big and
scary in a planetary not a bit with buddy named Brenda.
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We got back to the truck and just in case,
put an energy force field around the place and nobody
would be stopping at darlings and anymore, just for a
little bit of joke between us, and teleported them right
next to the planet Venus and forced them to work
as clerks in the alternative bookstore. You looked at me
and with a tear in her eyes. So my mission
is up, little earthling guy. But if you get up
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to Venus and stopping and see me and busy, I
got old soaked up and I said tip four, jumped
out and slam that semi door, and I could hear
a singing four bars if return descend her, you know, brother,
Every now and then I'll look up in the sky,
think of them tentacles of that one big eye, and
wonder about them little rednecks up there working at that bookstore,
probably just wishing to hell Dwayne hadn't thrown that hush
puppy in my big and scary enterplanetary truck driving lesbian
(36:29):
buddy named Brenda.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
There he goes too, He's falling Dallas Words Classic Rock
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I got this call and I need y'all to help
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Speaker 2 (37:02):
This is how you doing? Oh?
Speaker 5 (37:05):
What's of hemp?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
See?
Speaker 5 (37:06):
How you being.
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Corn cut?
Speaker 5 (37:10):
The last time I spoke with same shame it is.
Speaker 8 (37:15):
I just want to take you.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Thank you for everything you do.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
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Speaker 5 (37:25):
Any particular bird at Ashton. You want to hear any
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Speaker 8 (37:29):
Brother?
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Okay, I bet you I can do that for you,
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me decide, all right, which bird at Ashton? Bird at Ashton?
Does zz top all right? Tom Jones Love songs, Aerosmith,
led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, The Lion King
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or bird at Ashton sings? Bird at Ashton? Why do
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Fun with Music. Are you sure the two of us
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are making this harder on you? He did ask?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (38:22):
So uh? Annabelle wants to hear Burdett sings ZZ Top.
Let's go here you go.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
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Beatles combined.
Speaker 8 (38:35):
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Speaker 5 (38:40):
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Speaker 8 (38:42):
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Speaker 4 (38:47):
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Speaker 8 (38:52):
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Speaker 4 (38:56):
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Speaker 8 (39:00):
Ell slip inside my sleeping bag and gimme all you
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Speaker 5 (39:05):
Dude, You've got to have this one.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
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top of your list.
Speaker 8 (39:14):
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Speaker 4 (39:21):
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Speaker 8 (39:29):
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Speaker 4 (39:33):
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Speaker 8 (39:37):
Oh, thank you, thank you, I really do thank you.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Get yours today, Bird Ashton. How can you can you
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Speaker 3 (39:48):
Hey, we play requests here on the.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
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Was no theme? Okay? Wait? What there is no thing?
There is no thing.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Check the calendar, okay.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
I always had to check and make sure I got
the sheet of pay for this right. Also, my mother's
two favorite actors in the world was Bert Lancaster and
Tony Curtis. Tony Curtis would have been one hundred years
old today.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
I just saw Jamie Lee Curtis posted a photo on
social media for her parents together.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Yes, so, Jimmy and I actually had an interview with
Tony Curtis one time.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Was he cool?
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'll play for you and just
oh cool? Okay, uh, Now it's time to pick your ticket.
Choose between a pair of tickets to see Kansas thirty
eight special and Dave Mason, or a family four a
pack of tickets to the Rangers when they'll play Seattle. Okay,
So Toy Box Tuesday. Naturally, I've got a toy commercial.
(41:18):
This is an old toy commercial from the sixties. I'm
gonna give you a little hint though you're gonna have
good Okay. It is a battery operated mechanical dog toy
that looked like a basset hound and when you pulled
his lease, you would start walking. I know what, yeah, okay,
(41:41):
two seven, one nine, two five, tell me what this
toy is.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Your only um puff is full of trecks. Watch back
up and boy, now cime.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Good boy comes with the bone of his own. He's
a wonderful toy. He's ideal. You are.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
With you, okay, And I got it and led it.
Let me do it one more time so you can
hear it again. The cool toy. Yeah it is. It
was back in the day. And what you're hearing that
is done backwards. Well that's the name of the toy.
I don't want to just give that away. Well you
already gave us a really good hand. Okay.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
It's a dog battery operated bassett he.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Okay, so let me play it again. Tell me what
toy this is?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, lazy, your own puff is full of tracks. Watch
back up, boy, now climp.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
F your crap on the floor.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Good boy.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Kind of lazy.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Comes with the bone of his own waiting his own.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
It's urf arf, not wolf wolf. Did I say wolf wolf?
It is kind of a.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
Rights ideal, your far got it?
Speaker 3 (44:08):
I got spelled differently.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
To one four or eight one seven seven eight seven
one nine, And I got it right off the bat.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
And there was another dog toy like that named Digger
the dog remember him or the dog he would walk?
Of course he didn't go I iron two one four
or eight one seven seven eight seven one nine. Somebody's
gotta get this bone. M Joe, tell me what toy
that was?
Speaker 8 (44:37):
Is it a wonder dog?
Speaker 12 (44:38):
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Speaker 5 (44:41):
Bone? Um Joe, Uh, tell me what toy that was?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Gay Lord the Dog?
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Gay Yeah, I'll tell you gay Lord the Dog. Yeah.
Now it's I was gonna say. There's a hotel in
Grapevine named after him, Gaylord Citizen. And there's a street
in Frisco named that. Yes, good hens.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
All right, the money they made off gay Lord to
doll they could split into the hotel empire.
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Yes, absolutely. Okay. First of all, who is this, Mikayla? Okay, Mikayla. Now,
which tickets do you want? You want Kansas thirty eight
special and Dave Mason or do you want Texas Rangers
tickets Kansas Kansas. That means we'll have more Rangers tickets
at eight forty. Hold on, Mikayla and we'll hook you up. Okay, Okay, Yeah,
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Speaker 7 (45:46):
The earliest toy dog I can remember is that one
one that that has a slinky in the middle of
his body.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
Oh yeah, that was featured in toy Story. Yeah, that's
the best I could do. Yeah, but that's close.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
That was a good office.
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Maybe I'll use that next time.
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I don't care what anybody says. That first led Zeppelin
album is hard to be I think it's their best one,
but that's just me. I remember buying it on a whim.
I never heard of led Zeppelin, and.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
I thank my big brothers for introducing.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
Me to it. See oh was that the case? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (46:58):
Okay, my big sister was kiss Alive, a c DC
back and black. Those were like birthday presents to me
back then.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Well that was a good birthday Preah. Yeah, she's it. Okay.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (47:10):
My mother's two favorite actors, like I told you, were
Bert Lancaster and Tony Curtis. They were in a movie
called Trapeze together, and that was my mom's favorite movie
because they showed some skin bow. Yes, they did kills
in old pectoral Man. Well, the late Tony Curtis would
have been one hundred years old today. This is an
(47:32):
interview Jimmy and I did in two thousand and eight
to give me that Vikings theme again. We got him
legendary actor Tony Curtis.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
And jim Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
I'm sitting here. I'm trying to rack my brain and
see what my favorite Tony Curtis movie is. And I
got deep.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
That was you.
Speaker 5 (48:00):
Tell No, Tony Curtis as Harry Reims.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
My head was hidden.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
Yeah, all we could see was the top of it.
But here's what I want to do. I'm going to
give you a list of your movies. You rate them
on a scale of one to ten. Okay, ten, Okay,
Trapeze with Burt Lancas.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
That would be a ten plus.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
Okay, okay, all right, all right because that was one
of my mom's favorite.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Tenny Curtis excellent film.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
Yes, The Boston Strangler.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Oh that's a ten.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
Another now, dang you you like your word now, don't
you come?
Speaker 2 (48:32):
I like the movies. You're gonna remember it's one hundred
and fifty movies.
Speaker 5 (48:35):
Wow, you did one hundred and fifty movies.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yeah, fifty years.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Oh my goodness. And you write about it in your
book The American.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
But I mention them all.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
Well, give me one that you aren't really that proud of.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Well, no, I don't think of him, but if you
got him on the list, I'll mention you.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
You mentioned, all right, the Manitou that's about it.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Seven okay, all right.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
But now here's my mom favorite. She told me to
tell you she loves you, Tony. I know you're talking
to Tony Curtith. Please tell him some like it hot.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Yeah, that's a double.
Speaker 5 (49:08):
Ten, double ten. It was. That was Billy Wilder's best
and excellent. Did such a good job in that movie
Thank You. Did you and Jack Lemon hang out during.
Speaker 11 (49:18):
That, Oh, we did.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Jack was a wonderful guy. We were about the same
age and he started out. I first got out into California.
Then he came a couple of years after and we
started hanging out. So when we did the movies, we
had a nice relationship. But you know, we were of
the same age when we did that movie. So you
(49:40):
know what, you hang out with a guy your age, Yeah,
whatever time in your life, you get along.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
You get along because you can understand each other's jokes.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Yeah, we used to chew gum and play stickball and yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
But but Jack Lemon never made it on the cover
of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
No, he never for that. He hated me.
Speaker 5 (50:03):
Any man who's on the cover of Sergeant Pepper is
okay with me?
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
And any man who's in the Flintstones as Stony Curtis, Yes.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Right with me too as Jack Lemon. What's could have
been as Fat Lemon? No it didn't work.
Speaker 5 (50:18):
No, no, it didn't work now just by accident exactly.
But I loved it starring with Anne Mark Rock.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Yeah, carry Grant.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
Now you did work with Carry Grant in the in
the movie Operation.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Petticoat, Operation Petticoat.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
Yeah, And did you you did imitations of Carry Grant?
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Not in the movie. Yeah, I didn't do it. For
simple I had mine and him so much and enjoyed
his company. I didn't feel it was appropriate to do
an imitation of him.
Speaker 5 (50:51):
Yeah, but everybody else did too, and I couldn't do it,
so I don't even Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Well when I did, when I did some luck at Hunt,
all of a sudden I began to talk like, yeah
you did.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
You really did. Let me ask you about another movie,
The Vikings, that was one of my favorite.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
I lost my hand in that.
Speaker 5 (51:10):
That's right, he got his handcut off. Yes, yes, And
then you had the falcon that tore up Kirk Douglas's eye.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Man, Yeah, I took his eye.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
You took his eye and then stabbed him with the
broken sword at the end of the movie.
Speaker 8 (51:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
That shows you how a buttery he was.
Speaker 5 (51:27):
All right, now, let me give you this question. I
want to know the best and worst actor or actress
you ever worked with.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Uh, let's see, there are a lot of excellent actors.
Speaker 5 (51:39):
Give me someone that you didn't like working.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
All right, Well, I'm trying to think of her.
Speaker 8 (51:43):
Of her.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
It was a guy what was his name?
Speaker 5 (51:50):
Hmmm?
Speaker 2 (51:50):
He was a bury, big guy and I did a
picture with him called the Suppose They gave a War
and nobody came. Nobody came.
Speaker 5 (52:01):
Or Brian Brian Keith, Bryan Keith.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
God.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
The actor Tony Curtis did not like working.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
With Well, it was he was very difficult, made it
difficult for all of us, and made it difficult for
me as well. You know, it's very easier to do
that on the movie. You O'Brien used to give me
a lot of static.
Speaker 5 (52:22):
You O'Brien, You mean whyant herb gave Tony Curtis static?
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah, well my sword was bigger than his.
Speaker 5 (52:28):
Whytt Yes, still got it, you still got Well. Give
us something in the book. The new book is called
American Prince. Give us one thing in the book that's
going to make us.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Go ah oh, one thing in the book.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Let me see what something something about Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Okay, all right. The dress designer for the picture was
we Jilly, excuse me, give me my who what Ory
Kelly Charming English. We did the clothing for all of us,
but did our dresses, and he did the Marilyn's clothes
(53:11):
at the same time the women clothes. So we had
three dressing rooms alongside of each other at Barrow at
who let's see we have three dressing rooms alongside of it. Yeah,
I forget the name of the studio. I'll look of
it later. Anyway, we were the or Kelly came by
(53:34):
all dressed up. He always dressed nice, with a fucking hairckkerchief,
and he had a guy with him with a pan
and or he had a tape, a yard typeing pull
it down and it was he go measure our neck,
our backs, down the spine and seems just what the
tailor would do until it was thirty four twenty seven
(53:57):
twenty nine, eighteen thirty two. That's he didn't say that.
The jacket come out in his old boxer shorts for
that one. And when he finished the KIVI and saw me,
I was in my Calvin kleines and he measured my
back thirty seven twenty four eighteen didn't seem all of
(54:18):
all of it, all down the arm everything. Then they
went to Maryland and Marylyn came out and a pair
of panties and a pair of panties and a silk
blouse in three inch heels. So we started measuring car
quivering down the legs at twenty nine course the back.
Speaker 5 (54:44):
Eighteen, Tony, I think you're getting a little too excited.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
Then it got to her bottom and he started to
measure it, and he looked up at her and said,
you know, Tony, Tony Curtis has a bit of looking
ass than you. She buttoned the blouse and opened it
and said, he doesn't have itit's likely.
Speaker 11 (55:15):
Out of town.
Speaker 5 (55:16):
Oh, Tony, it's the pleasure talking to you. I hope
you can come see us sometime.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
To get down.
Speaker 5 (55:22):
Thank you, sir, Tony Curtis. The book is called American Prince.
Thank you, sir, Thank you very very much.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
You got it.
Speaker 5 (55:30):
You know what, it's funny to hear old people tell
a story because they try to remember every little detail
that only they care about, right, right, Tony Curtis. That
was cool talking to Tony Curtis. Man, No, I'm gonna
talk like Tony Curtis for the rest of the day.
Lone Star ninety two five. Okay, this is something that
(55:53):
was requested because Father's Day is coming up, that's right. Yes,
and this guy will wanted to hear. Who's the guy
that sang she's my daughter.
Speaker 3 (56:05):
Tom Wilson.
Speaker 5 (56:06):
Tommy Wilson, he was in here a couple of times.
He played Biff in the Back of the Future movie.
They sure did. And he brought his guitar in here.
And this is something like I say that we played
Father's Day. So here you go. Here is Tommy Wilson
Biff from Back to the Future singing, She's my daughter.
Speaker 12 (56:24):
I got three girls, I got three I got twenty
eighteen sixteen. Yeah, she's got long blonde hair running down
her back and pretty blue eyes. Yeah that's a fact.
Her nose is just perfect, and her smile just gleams.
She looks like a model in a magazine. She got
her eaty beauty body and a teeny tiny skirt you
(56:45):
could see her belly button either purple skimpy shirt. She's
a California beauty who could stop the shoe.
Speaker 5 (56:51):
But there's one thing, bell is that you got to know.
Speaker 8 (56:55):
She's my daughter.
Speaker 5 (56:58):
Yeah that's right, Jack, she's my Listen up.
Speaker 12 (57:02):
You touch her or hurt her or make her sad,
I'm gonna hurt you twice as bad.
Speaker 5 (57:08):
I don't mean emotionally either.
Speaker 12 (57:11):
I'm the kind of guy that likes to have some fun,
just drinking lots of liquor and polishing my gun. You
want to mess around with my pussy cat, I might
just kill you with a baseball bat. I own a crowbar,
steak knives, I got a hatchet man. But come on,
let's face and I could kill you with my bare hands.
I can't you making moves on her. I'll know just
(57:31):
what to do.
Speaker 5 (57:32):
I'll shove my foot so far up there I could
wear you as a shoe. Shot my daughter. Hey, that's right,
she's my daughter. Woooooo.
Speaker 12 (57:41):
I'll sneak into your room where your mommy makes your bed.
I'll grab that stupid surfer necklace, and I'll beat your little.
Speaker 8 (57:47):
Head and cheet my daughter.
Speaker 5 (57:49):
Yeah, that's right, she's my daughter.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
Woo.
Speaker 12 (57:53):
Come on over for dinner and meet us friendly folks.
Just remember, little fella, this song is not a joke.
Thomas Team roller Baby, I'm going to roll all over you.
Speaker 5 (58:07):
Wow, fars can go. Yeah, Torvey Wilson, that's my daughter,
damn it. Oh god. Fort Worth police Chief Neil Noakes
received a heartfelt send off from the department he dedicated
twenty five years of service to You can now rest.
Your job is done, your legacy secured, and your service
(58:30):
is deeply appreciated, a fort Worth dispatcher said on his
final day. The video posted on social media. Fort Worth
PD said Chief Noakes broadcasted his final call on May
thirtieth and has officially began his retirement. Well deserved retirement.
Applause echoed through the building during his final sendoff. When
(58:51):
he made his way outside, there were dozens of officers
lined up along the Bob Bowen Public Safety Complex wishing
him a happy retirement and a job. Old Don what
Wor City Council named Robert Aldridge, currently the department's executive
assistant chief, as interim fort Worth Police Chief. His first
day was last Sunday. So God, when you've had enough,
(59:13):
you've had enough, that's right.
Speaker 3 (59:15):
So a couple of weeks ago I went to the
Bottle Rock music festival.
Speaker 6 (59:18):
But this past weekend, festival goers at a popular Napa,
California concert, La Da Bottle Rock were disheartened when the
Trump administration pulled the visas of two Mexican bands, saying.
Speaker 3 (59:30):
That their lyrics glorify cartel violence.
Speaker 6 (59:34):
Oh Scott claim that the band's dispute, and music lovers
say will cast a chilling effect on foreign artists wanting
to play in the United States, not just bands from
Mexico either.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (59:44):
A couple of the bands, including a very popular group
from Mexico called Grupo Fiureddme, were forced to pull out
of law Onda Bottle Rock on Sunday over problems with
their visas. The Mexican group La Ressetta also pulled out
over reported visa issues as well. Now, music fans, we're
having a blast at festival on which features all sorts
of Latin music acts from around the world. But it's
(01:00:05):
the bands who didn't take the stage that's raising some eyebrows.
The US State Department has revoked the visus of several
Mexican artists over music that it says glorifies cartel violence. Well,
at least that's their reasoning behind it. Let the debate
over free speech begin. Yeah, right, it is a free
speech issue, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Well, the thing is, they ain't from this country, and
they got brown skiing, so we don't walk in here.
Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
It might be a little bit of that.
Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
Yeah, So you think they're going to come after the
rock and roll world. Considering how many Devil references there
are in our record collection, I will not be surprised.
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
But I mean, if they can go after musicians for their.
Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Lyrics, well, good lord. No, they want to censor everything
they can, just to piss it all.
Speaker 8 (01:00:51):
Well.
Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Whatever all we can do is sit back and try
to stay out of the way of the turds rolling
down here.
Speaker 7 (01:00:57):
You know, right, it's super goal all over again. Over
to Ellen Pompeo, the star of Gray's Anatomy. She walked
into an airport recently, and she should probably get a
blood pressure checked after what happened. The Gray's Anatomy star
revealed she was detained by transportation security while trying to
catch a flight because of a salty snack an unopened
package of a salty.
Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
Snack huh, that she was trying to bring on board.
Allen says, I had a bag of sunflower seeds and
they stopped her for that, her sunflower seed. They held
her for one hour, and they brought in the bomb squad. Yeah,
oh good. Sunflower seeds can explode in any minute. So
she couldn't believe it. Man. She went to this place.
Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
There's a popular place in La a grocery store called Arawon.
They make the Hayley Bieber smoothie. They're the ones who
kind of invented that such a serious response for an item.
Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
There. The package wasn't even open.
Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
When the actress offered to throw away the package of seeds,
the official said, no, we need you to stay right here.
We're gonna investigate. We're gonna open your bag. We're going
to search of stuff. Brought the bomb squad in over
unflower seats overly cautious, wouldn't you say?
Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Yeah? I would say so a little bit. That's kind
of stupid.
Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
Actually, yeah, what the hell looked like a bomb? It's
in a package of sunflower seas?
Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
What the hell?
Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Maybe the bomb sniffing dog wanted the sunflowers?
Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
See that's it. There you go right there, nack, here's
something even stupid. Or staff of the Federal Emergency Management Agency,
the people who out help us when there's an emergency. Yeah,
they were confused. Yesterday after the acting ahead of the
agency said during a daily briefing that he had not
(01:02:35):
been aware the country has a hurricane season.
Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
What really he didn't know?
Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
You're the head of FEMA and you had no idea
there was a hurricane season. Oh my god. The remark
was made by David Richardson at the conclusion of an
eight thirty am daily operational briefing typically attended by hundreds
of FEMA staffers. Everyone there just looked at each other
and thought, where the hell did we get this guy?
He's joking what. Richardson has led FEMA since early May. Still,
(01:03:04):
he's just getting his feet wet. Apparently, it was not
clear to staff whether he meant it literally or as
a joke, but current and former employees who spoke with
CBS News said the comment flustered many who genuinely believe
Richardson was truly surprised to learn that hurricane season had started.
Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
I was talking about unqualified, and you're.
Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
The head of female funding. Cuttage, cut well with stupid
stuff like that, and having the right to name your
baby almost anything you want is an American is apple
pot here we go. In fact, you can actually name
your baby American pie Jones if you want. Whereas countries
(01:03:48):
like New Zealand and Japan banned parents from choosing certain
baby names, American parents are able to get creative. However,
there are at least eleven baby names that American parents
cannot eagerly named their children. What are they? I thought
you'd never ask, King Queen Jesus, Christ L L L.
(01:04:11):
What Santa Claus, Majesty, Adolf Hitler, Nutella, Messiah, the ampersand
and ten sixty nine? Nah, I don't know what's ten
sixty nine stand for. You're a crappy parent if you
ever even thought about those names for your baby.
Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
There, How you gonna get the ampersand you know the
little circle around it? How you gonna sign a check
with that? People say, okay, what goes before and after?
Crazy people in the war Lord God? All right, we
got Rangers tickets coming up in the ticket window next
on the bow and then shows we know, make it
(01:04:53):
disappear and then reappear and then disappear.
Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Well it is repeat day, isn't it?
Speaker 8 (01:04:59):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
It is.
Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Why are you looking down between your legs when you
say that? That wasn't where I was going? But that's okay.
We'll just stop right there, yes, which is the wise
thing to do. By the way, who on our tickets
to go see the Texas Rangers place Seattle? They resculing
good standing?
Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
Who we're going to hang out with on Monday and
Allen Texas, Ray Watson, right, Ray Ray.
Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
All right, Ray mow And tomorrow is ask a Stuff Day,
So get your questions into the Asking Stuff Hotline two
one four eight six six eighty six hundred, and we'll
try to answer whatever questions you throw at us. Even
if you throw a tough one, We'll still do the
leg work for.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
You and we do our research.
Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Yes, funny and weird ones that came in in the
last couple of days. You're gonna like them. Oh really,
y I lock the funny and the weird one. Do
you guys? Come see me early tomorrow morning and we'll
get weird. Okay, we got it because I'm a little
weird Missel.
Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Keep those calls coming, yes, please do yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
Load it up all right.
Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
We aren't the only ones opening up the loans our
ticket window today. Jeffk's going to open it up this
afternoon around four thirty five, right after he wraps up
that sixty minutes of NonStop rock for your workday.
Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
And he has tickets to see Willie Nelson.
Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
And Bob Dylan at the Outlaw Music Festival July fifth
at dos echis pavilion. That's this afternoon with our buddy
Jeff Ka right here on Dallas Fort Worth's classic rock
lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
Been't at the place where the Klan has their meetings
A life room for sure, bo. Sure, well, I'm just
trying to sort it out. Yeah, figure if I talk
about it enough and maybe I'll get an answer that
I don't know. It's all about edumacating exactly exactly. Okay,
(01:06:41):
ask us stuff day tomorrow, y'all give us some good questions.
We'll answer them for you. And yes, we'll play Choose
your news so you can pick your ticket. Meanwhile, let's
talk about time wasters, because nobody wants to start to
work right as you get there.
Speaker 6 (01:06:55):
All right, this is what we have up on the
Bow and Them show page at lone Star ninety two
five dot com.
Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
So get well.
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Wishes are going out today to Rod Stewart.
Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
He canceled this Las Vegas show at the Coliseum at
Caesar's Palace just hours before it was supposed to start
on Sunday. He posted on Instagram that he wasn't feeling
well and so he rescheduled the show for June tenth.
It was just last week that Rod Stewart was awarded
a Lifetime Achievement award at the American Music Awards, where
he talked about his love of singing.
Speaker 14 (01:07:24):
When I started singing in the early sixties, well before
all of you lot were here. The reason I got
into was I had this burning ambition to sing. That's
all I wanted to do. I didn't want to be
rich or famous. And here I am a few years
later picking up this wonderful award.
Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Thank you so much, and I.
Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Am rich and famous and it doesn't suck.
Speaker 6 (01:07:51):
Rod Stewart shows this Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday, by the way.
Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Are all still on the schedule.
Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
Could the Foo Fighters be following the lead of lued
Zeppelin and Phil by having one of their sons play drums.
In this case, it would be Shane Hawkins, son of
the late Taylor Hawkins, who is rumored to be next
in line for the drumstool following the band parting ways
with Josh Freeze last month. Eighteen year old Shane has
been keeping the beat in his dad's side band, Chevy Metal,
(01:08:19):
which will start a short tour on July nineteenth in Denver.
The Foo Fighters by the way will return to the
road October two in Indonesia, so that would give Shane
plenty of time to get up to speed if he
is indeed going to join the food Fighters.
Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
You just have to wait and see.
Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
A two story portrait of Steven Tyler holding a Fender
Telecaster is overlooking the pool at the Sunset Marquee Hotel,
West Hollywood, California, and it's going to be up through
June twenty eighth, and you can win an autograph copy
of the photo signed by Stephen Toller himself, and also
raise money for Janie's Fund, which helps abuse women.
Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
All you have to do take a.
Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
Picture with the photo or with Steven's portrait and post
it on Instagram. We have all that information up plus
in other Steven Tyler news.
Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
Yes, if he starts untying his shoe.
Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
Yes, yes, don't take a picture of his feet without shoes. Hey,
he is a keyboard that was played by Stephen Tyler
for Dreamon just sold in New York City for one
hundred and thirty thousand dollars dam sold by Julian auction House.
And speaking of New York City, TMZ caught Stephen Tyler
and Paul McCartney having a random meet up in New
(01:09:33):
York this past weekend. They were outside of a hotel
and they just happened to be there at the same time.
Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
Have they never met before?
Speaker 6 (01:09:39):
They have, But how random is that to be? Like
walking into a hotel and see Steven Tyler walking out.
Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
Hey Steven, tala you do.
Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
And finally, if you have ever been upset bow after
seeing a motorcycle weaving in and out of traffic on
the tollway, yes, wondering just how safe it is? Well,
check out a video of a motorcycle versus traffic. This
happened in Latin America, and we have this video up
on the Bone and Them show page at lone Start
ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
Let me guess traffic one yes, yes, oh ye, Dallas
for worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. That's
the end of the Brugkills day here.
Speaker 7 (01:10:19):
We're gonna have to let me roll out of here
because rolling is the only way I'm going to be
able to get out of here today.
Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
Yeah, thank you what a Burger for bringing Buy some
breakfast taketos, some breakfast biscuits, chicken and biscuits, and honey,
and then they're new Pico de Gio hamburger. And also
they're banana pudding shakes. Now, you wanted a chocolate shakes,
so I ordered one for you.
Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
You got a chocolate shit.
Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
But that banana puddy shake was good?
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Did you have it?
Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
I am good. I did.
Speaker 7 (01:10:45):
I had about three hundred and thirty nine thousand calories,
several thousand grands of sodium.
Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
And I have no regrets. But you full, aren't you?
Oh my god, dulling smile.
Speaker 7 (01:10:55):
I'm a trimester right now, I'm my labor pains are
a minute apart.
Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Posted a great picture of bo up on the lone
Star Facebook page.
Speaker 5 (01:11:04):
You having your hamburger, You having my hamburger about to
eat my berg hamburgers for breakfast is awesome? Absolutely yeah,
even on National Egg Day. Ain't getting anywhere in the
near bunch of damn eggs now up next to our
after show decompression sessions. Yes, And while we're doing that,
(01:11:25):
why don't you call the ask stuff online and leave
a question two one four eight six six eighty six hundred.
All right, we will answer those questions on tomorrow's show,
And if you want to hang around for the after
show you'll mold and welcome. We'll try not to mess
it up too much for it.
Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
You might see a sweating Yeah, air conditioner is out
in the studio.
Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
It's like an oven in here.
Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Usually we're freezing.
Speaker 6 (01:11:53):
I've got blankets on, sweaters, sweatshirts.
Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Not today.
Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
Sometimes when you see me on first break, whatever it is,
I'm wearing a jacket because it's usually freezing in here.
Not today.
Speaker 7 (01:12:05):
No, on a day that we have meat sweats, we're
also having heat sweats exactly.
Speaker 6 (01:12:11):
Actually, I had a guess that was going to come
in at eleven am, and I reached out to him
and I said, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
You don't want to go now.
Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
I don't want to do this time.
Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
No, you don't want to got me in here? No, no, no,
it's a little warm. It's sweltering in here.
Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Go sauna.
Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
So we will see you on the after show decompression session,
and we'll see you on the show enough show tomorrow. Okamn,
let's do it. Thanks for tuning in, y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
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