Full Show Replay- Bryan Adams Calls Bo! ToyBox: Bob Seger, Woogie's Mama Jokes. (Ep 1364)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Okay, you guys asked for it, and here it is.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Remember remember to remember.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Push you.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Can do it.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
There it is about her son. Pressure has been released.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
By Spell Relief. Op ye.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
That is well. Today is Bob Seeker's eightieth birthday. Can
you believe he's eighty.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Years old now and he retired back in twenty nineteen,
living a good life.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
In Michigan count Money.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yes, that's exactly.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
You should see what his house looks like when he
lives outside of Detroit.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Really, Oh dude, I'm gonna bring it up for you.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Bring it up for me. The horses and jacouzzies and
bars and all that. Bob Seger, he deserves ECUs hard
for it. Yes he did.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Did.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
He teared his brains out for decades exactly, and us
sitting here playing songs like that and his on which
if he was here again like he was years ago,
he was, Yeah, play it. I like that one. Damn
that is a big ass and he could get lost in.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
That hand is compounds and it's just him and his wife, Winita,
because their two kids are like in their thirties now.
So man, man, imagine if they get into a fight,
they can just go to separate places.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Exactly, they couldn't see each other for a year if
they wanted to. Okay, yes, so we do have an
interview the one time Bob Seeger was in here. We'll
play that later. And some other goodies because it's a
toy box Tuesday that we like to celebrate. So if
you want some from the old archives, let me know.

(02:02):
I'll sure try to find it for you.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
They never disappoint, do they.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
As we celebrate yes Bo National Teacher Day again, we
say thanks for looking out for our hell spawn for
a few hours a day because mama needs some time
to watch us stores.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
This day is encouraging people to become teachers, which if
you think about it, you're either going to or you're not.

Speaker 7 (02:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Either it's a calling. You either have the patience or
you don't.

Speaker 7 (02:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
There's a lot of freebies for teachers today. By the way,
if you have your teacher ID, like I think McDonald's
is providing free breakfast.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, so you just have to have that teacher ID.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's also no homework Day, so if your teacher is
a good teacher, she won't give you any homework because
she'll be celebrating day it's Childhood Depression Awareness Day. Again.
If you're a child, what are you doing listening to
this stupid show? The second you'll probably not get any
of the smartest jokes here. But I don't belie that
listening to us will cause you to be depressed. Besides,

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what do you have to be depressed about anyway, you're
a kid. I like to think we're anti depressant. Yes,
I think so. I mean, you just wait till you
get a little older and get a job, then you'll
know about it. Break.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Social media has caused quite a bit of depression amongst me.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
Oh yeah, god, yeah, right, A little goes a long
way with that.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
It is National Nurses Day now. I know a lot
of people who I graduated from high school that became nurses.
And trust me, it is really, really, really embarrassing to
get an enema at a hospital done by a girl
you had a crush on in high school.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Actually, yes, oh yeah, how embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Sorry you had to see my fudge connel Kim, but
maybe some other time.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, but she was sinking bowel moves the entire time.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh yeah, she was thinking of that song.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
But it's somebody that you were attracted to at one point, right, Yes, okay,
did you pop wood in front of her?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
And no no, I was trying to back so I
didn't squirt it. I'm serious. I'm just telling you. It
is International No Diet Day, or as I call it.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Tuesday, Tuesday Talk on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
National Tourist Appreciation Day. Come on down here, see the
stockyards in Fort Worth, or visit Daley Plaza where Kennedy
got his head blown off. Come on down here, Turre.
You have a T shirt in your money. It's poining
into your pillow day. Excuse me, I don't know. I
love to sleep on my own pillow. It's almost as

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fun as a pussy will. Thank you, thank you. That's great.
That's how my mind works. National Concert Day. Okay, the
first concert you ever saw, what was it? Kiss Kiss? Yeah,
Trum Triumph Yeah, mine was Jethrow toe back in like
seventy one shows man. And it's National beverage Day. Yes,

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you're gonna have to identify a commercial of some sort
of be ridge to be able to pick your ticket.
At seven fifty. Choose between three day passes to Austin
City limits in October or tickets to see Brian Adams
with Pat Benattar in November.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
This is any sort of beverage, like alcoholic beverage or
like a soda something like that.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Anything you drink that is a liquid, okay, is going
to be qualified.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
That's seven fifty.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
That's that's seven fifty.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
D Bill's get ready for more of all sorts. Yeah,
through the stretch and of.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Course the freaking full file coming up after.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Sports like so you've been away dam.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Wot's name of song again? Oh? Yeah, that Dallas Fors
classic rock Alone Star ninety two five reminds me of
a few Monday nights ago, don't it. Yes, Hey, it's
six thirty sports fans, It's time for sports of all sorts.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
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Speaker 1 (05:57):
We know they say records are made to be broken.
For the Dallas Stars, there's one particular record they would
just like to smash all together. As the Stars prepare
for the Winnipeg Jets in the second round of the
Stanley Cup playoffs, which begin tomorrow night, the guys in
victory Green from Dallas's face an uncomfortable truth. They haven't

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won the opening game of a playoff series in their
last eight tries.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Oh, come on, let's do it tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
The Stars are zero to eight in their last eight
game ones. Kind of makes us a little nervous. Yes,
it's a seemingly unfathomable record for a team that's been
the two Western Conference Finals in a row. To reach
their third straight conference finals, the Stars will have to
get by the Jets, who had the best record in
hockey this season. And like I've said, they always give

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us a problem all year long. Now, whether it was nerves, slow,
Stars are bad.

Speaker 8 (06:55):
Look.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
The Stars game one defeats have come on home ice,
including the last four. Perhaps a change of scenery is
what the Stars need. Tomorrow night, the Stars will visit
the Jets in Game one from Winnipeg, the stars first
game one on the road since twenty twenty three goals.
Stars come on lam it.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
In his first public appearance after suffering a mild stroke,
former San Antonio Spurs head coach Greg Popovich officially passed
the coaching towards to his successor, Mitch Johnson, the team's.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
New head coach.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
It was a very emotional press conference out of San
Antonio yesterday. Johnson filled in as interim head coach for
the Spurs last season following Pop's medical incident, and helped
guide the team to thirty four wins, twelve more than
last season's twenty two win team.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Mitch may not have any.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
NBA head coaching experience, but he comes in with years
right next to Pop's on the coaching bench. Spent time
as an assistant coach with the Austin Spurs and was
tapped many times.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
To lead the Spurs summer league squads.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Now, Popovich will now move on to his new full
time position as team president, or as he called himself yesterday,
e hef the Boss. He revealed a T shirt with
the words signor Popovich President of Basketball apps on the back.
Coach Pops thanked all of the fans, doctors, and countless
others for their thoughts and their prayers as he suffered

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the stroke and he's on the road to recovery. I
don't know if you saw the press conference yesterday, Bo,
but he looks like he did not suffer a mild stroke,
but a pretty.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Massive trouble talking.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah, you could tell that one side of his body
was really affected by the stroke. And what really warmed
my heart was seeing his former players Tim Duncan and
Manu Ginobili. They were by his side, and apparently they've
been taking him to all of his rehab appointments.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Really yeah, Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
That's a coach that respects his players that they respect
him back.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Absolutely.

Speaker 8 (08:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
I like that a lot. Well, the NFL Draft is
making a move.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
They're not going to make a move and year after next,
but they're headed to an East Coast, wild little town
that has a heck of a funk sound in its
local music scene. Washington, d C Will be the new
home of the NFL Draft in twenty twenty seven. This
move comes just a week after the Commander's owner, Josh Harris,
struck a deal to have the team move back into
the District of Columbia in a new stadium built on

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the side of old RFK Stadium. The DC Draft is
slated to be held on the National Mall near the
Washington Monument Very American, and the twenty twenty six draft
is slated for Pittsboy, Tennessee, a little bit up the
road from there.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Now, from NFL over.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
To college football, it doesn't seem like it was that
long ago that college athletes made practically no money. Oh yeah,
at least they didn't make any money that wasn't under
the table. Well, things have changed in a big way.
Reports are swirling out there that the University of Texas
will be spending up to and maybe more than forty
million dollars to sign up their twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Five football team. I else, Yeah, not crazy. That's a
lot of contract, a lot of money, especially for a
college organization. According to Insiders, quarterback arch Manning is said
to be the highest paid Longhorn by far, with a
paycheck of over one million dollars in name, image, and
likeness steals. That's right, Well they can do that now

(10:19):
they can. Didn't give him any credit or any compensation.
Putting near your names and faces on video games earn.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
If you know who wants to do away with it,
one of your favorites, Nick Satan, Nick Satan, he wants
to do away with that?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
He would, wouldn't he? He would? Okay. Months after massage
therapist accused kicker Justin Tucker of misconduct, the Baltimore Ravens
have announced yesterday they were releasing him from the team,
calling it a tough decision based on the team's current
roster Tucker, who has been with the team since twenty twelve,

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was accused back in January of appropriate behavior during massage
therapy sessions by six women. Apparently he rolled back over
with a big old stiffy on. Yes, they didn't like that.
The thirty five year old Tucker, who is one of
the most accurate kickers in NFL history, has denied any
wrongdoing and he has not been charged with any crime,

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at least not yet. Ravens executive vice president and general
manager Eric DaCosta made no mention of the allegations in
a statement about Tucker's release. Tucker both a success rate
of eighty nine point one percent on field goals and
is the most accurate all time among players with at
least one hundred attempts, although he did encounter some kicking

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struggles during last season. I wonder why now the Ravens
signed him as a free agent in twenty twelve. He
was named to the Pro Bowls seven times and is
a Super Bowl champion. Hevn won the Super Bowl with
the Ravens at the end of his rookie season, So
you can imagine having a rookie season and you win
the damn bowl. Yeah, well that doesn't give you an

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excuse to go showing women you're junk.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yes, yes, okay, bo. The Texas Rangers didn't waste any time.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Finding a replacement for offensive coordinator Donnie Ecker, who was
fired Sunday night. Yesterday, the team announced that they had
hired former Seattle Mariners infielder Brett Boone to be the
team's new hitting coach, and the Rangers could definitely use
his help since they are last in the American League
in runs scored. Now it's gonna be the first time
that Boone, the fifty six year old brother of New

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York Yankees manager Aaron Boone, is on a major league
coaching staff. Boone, whose grandfather Ray and dad Bob were
also big league players, retired as a player while with
the TRIPAA Columbus in the Washington National System back in
two thousand and eight. He was a roving instructor and
scout in the athletics organization, and he's been involved in
several business ventures, most recently a podcast about what Else Baseball?

Speaker 8 (12:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
In fact, when he received the call from Rangers manager
Bruce Bochi, he thought that Boach she wanted to be
on his podcast, No Boji was there to offer him
a job.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Boone will join the Rangers today in.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Boston for the opener of their three game series against
the Red Sox. First pitch at five forty five, and
you can catch a game on the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
Racing fever has definitely grabbed us here on the Bow
and Them show, especially after that last weekend and all
the events leading up to it. And now we got
some Nascar in our blood. We're looking forward to in
just a few weeks the one hundred and ninth Indy
five hundred. Yes, open wheel racing. Man, I love it
and the wracks are woof man, you got to turn

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your head sometimes. Well, one big step has been taken
towards the Indy five hundred this year. They've selected the
official pace car and it's pretty slick. It's a twenty
twenty five Chevy Corvette z R one, nice twin turbocharge
five point five liter V eight engine, one thousand and
sixty four horse power. The ZR one is the fattest

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American production car ever and it's the most powerful Indy
five hundred pace car in history.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Maybe he'll give some of them a run for their
money at the beginning. Who knows.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
The event is traditionally held over the Mold Day weekend,
usually the last weekend of May, and it's part of
the IndyCar Series, the top level of American open wheel
car racing.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Very exciting. It's a formula colloquially known as India Call.
And here's a ten year old British boy whose seagull
imitating skills earn him the nickname Seagull Boy. He has
won his second consecutive title at the European Championship Goal

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Screeching event in Depon, Belgium. Yes, not only do you
have to screech like a goal, you have to act
like a goal.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
He was dressed up as one.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yes, my god. Yes his name is Cooper Wallace dressed
in a full seagull costume to perform his bird imitation
at the Sunday competition and scored his second consecutive win
in the junior category. Now Wallace, whose seagulls screeching career
began when he was bitten by one of the birds,
turned out not to be the only ear piercing performer

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in the family, as his seven year old sister Shelby,
known as sea gull. She placed fourth. Danish American Abby Brinhauld,
who donned a white and yellow face paint for the
event just like his egole, came in first in the
adult category. The annual competition featured a total of seventy
participants from thirteen countries. The judges analyze each contestant by criteria,

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including the calls the competitors seagull garb in their ability
to act like a seagull.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Starts off, he really doesn't sound like a seagull, but
then he warms up into it, and oh my goodness,
you can't tell the difference.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Well, Gez, seagulls screeching will come in handy later in life,
won't it. He's not pooping on people's beach towels. Won't
give him time. He's only ten years old. Coming up,
it's a freaking full file. Next on the bow and
them Joe. You know that's one band I wish i'd
have seen when they were kneeling. I've seen Eric Clapton

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a bunch of times, but never got to salt cream. Sorry,
yea blessing. Okay, coming up, since we could possibly give
you Brian Adams tickets, we'll play our interview with Brian Adams,
and it got kind of out of hand there, but
it was fune.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Oh he was playing along, Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Oh yeah. Now it's time for the freaking full file.
This guy took a stand against sitting. Let miss plain.
Researchers recommend that standing for at least two to four
hours during the workday to reduce health risks associated with
prolonged sitting. Well, a YouTuber named Lucas Ball, who goes
by the name Pigmy. For some reason I took that

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advice to the extreme and decided not to sit down
for an entire week. Damn. Now, the rules of the
experiment were clear. Ball could down for exactly eight hours
at a night to sleep, but he had to be
upright the rest of the time. That means in the
bathroom he had to squat over the toilet spread legged

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to pinch a loaf, and drove his car without letting
his butt touch the car seat.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
My gosh, I bet his ankles in his feet were
killing him.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Imagine how doing that you couldn't drive lower back toow.
Though he thought he could do the challenge alone without
price the equipment, he did purchase a bamboo standing desk
to ease the transition. That turned out to be a
good move, ball fouled. He was more productive standing to work,
and he didn't have time to take a breather and

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get distracted. Outside of the word day, he tried to
stay moving to distract himself from the fatigue that crept
into his legs and feet. He even watched TV and
eate dinners standing up the whole time. Eventually, his sleep
worsened because his legs were hurting. He spent hours tossing

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and turning while trying to stretch him so he eventually
just said the hell with it and gave up in
the middle of the fifth day and finally sat down.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Least he lasted five days. I don't think I could.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
I don't know what the record is, but there ain't
no way, no, not at all. It hurt so bad.
Have to rest my ass.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yeah, well, the robot wars have begun.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
No, or, as Yoda would say, begun, the robot wars have.
In a Chinese factory, a humanoid robot went wild and
attacked workers, as seen in creepy CCTV footage. The robot,
held by a small crane, suddenly started swinging its arms
fast and.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Hard like it was angry, and robots.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Aren't supposed to get pissed since they have no emotions
or do that?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Do that?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I mean, this robot looks like it wanted to kick
some butt.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Two workers nearby ducked and backed away as it knocked
over a computer monitor and other stuff on a desk.
At one point, the robot even tried to walk forward
as if breaking free.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
To attack the humans in the room.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
One worker eventually pulled the crane to stop the chaos.
The incident was blamed on a coding error that happened
last week. People online called it dystopian, with some joking
about a robot revolution to take over the world.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Wouldn't surprise me looking for.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
This comes after other robot incidents, like one leading a
showroom rebellion, and it raises big safety worries about robots
working near humans in order to kill them, especially in
those that have been seen in science fiction movies.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Robbie, the robot never would do that.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Don't you think it's interesting that when you're online you
ask a robot, the robot asks you if you're a human.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
To a robot, yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
You have to reply you're not a robot to a robot, exactly.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
We're in trouble man.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Click all the pictures that have stairs.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
I am not a robot.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
Over on the organic side of things were not short
on dumb ass. This guy not a very brilliant and
walked into a zoo in the Philippines and got attacked
by a crocodile. Now, how does this make him a
dumb ass? Well, let me explain. It was a twenty
nine year old guy. He walked into the zoo and
he saw a crocodile that he thought was fake because

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it doesn't move. Crocodiles can become very stoic. Oh yeah,
for a long periods of time. Can you sit there
and wait till the prey comes along? And then hip man,
they can move fast when they're ready to. He climbed
into the allega the crocodile enclosure to pose for a selfie.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Idiot, dumb ass.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
He thought it was a fake croc and it wasn't fake.
He grabbed the guy with his mouth and he wouldn't
let go of him, So the zoo keeper went into
the enclosure and hit the female crocodile over the head
with kong to open up her mouth basically stunder and
lucky didn't kill her. When it was all over, the
man received more than fifty stitches on his.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Arm for injuries. And he had him coming, if you
asked me.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
This guy climbed over a chain link fence with his
phone in his hand, ready to take a selfie, and
he knelt down right by the crocodile's head for a picture.
It wasn't in the mood for such a thing, and
it clamped its jaws down on his arm. Onlookers could
be heard screaming at the man.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
You're a dumb ass, get back. That's not a doer, screaming,
oh my god, lookout.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
Maybe if they would have screamed that, he wouldn't have
gotten injured. The crocodile held on, really ted. It was
a female named Lalas. I hope she's all right, dragged
him through the shallow water, rolled over with the guy
in her mouth. You know the death roll that they do, Yeah, yeah,
twisting the arm even further, he screamed like Helen pain.
The man later told police that maybe taking a selfie

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with a croc at a zoo.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Is a bad idea. I think might be right. Okay,
here's a Pennsylvania woman who is facing multiple charges after
police say she admitted to taking a dump on the
hood of another person's car during a road rage dispute,
and apparently she has no regrets about doing it.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
It's crazy and the video is horrible.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
So we got that posted.

Speaker 9 (22:19):
Oh good.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Christina Solimento, now dubbed the Delko Pooper because she was
in Delko, Pennsylvania, was arrested after allegedly taking revenge on
another driver in a highly unusual and unsanitary way. Authorities
say Solimento told officers it was a clean poop. That
quote didn't didn't even require toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Nasty light, We're nasty.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
We call that a dry duke, is what we call it. Yeah, well,
this happened after a verbal altercation with another driver, who
allegedly insulted her by shooting her the finger.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
That was it. That's all it took.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Police say. The dispute escalated after the driver called Solimento
a derogatory name when they rolled down the window to
accusing each other. I wanted to punch her in the face,
she told police, but I crept on her car instead
and went home. A bystander recorded the incident and posted
the video on Instagram, where it quickly gained traction and

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added to public outrage. The footage was reportedly shows the
act taking place in broad daylight, while both drivers were
stupid enough to do that during a red light. Right now,
first of all, if somebody climbs on my car, drops
trial and spreads their legs like they're gonna drop a
nouse on my hood, I'm throwing it in reverse and

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sending them to the count.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
And if you see the video that we have up
on the bow and them show page, just so you know,
it doesn't look like that cute little poop emoji. It
looks like it was running nasty.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
It was a Hershey squirted.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
It was gross.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
It was it looks like one of them half scours.
If you are ever at half FA, you know what
I'm talking about. She now faces charges including in decent exposure,
disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, harassment, and depositing waste on the highway. Well,
they can't get her for that because she deposited the
waist on the other person's car and not on the highway.

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I think it leaked under the ground liquid. Now see
now you're saying now I gotta see it. It's gonna
gross me out. But the way you're talking about, I'll
go see hey.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Coming up next hour on National Beverage Day, Bo's gonna
play a beverage commercial. If you identify it correctly, you
get to pick your ticket pick between two three day
wristbands for Austin City Limits in October, or you can
pick tickets to see Brian Adams in concert at the
American Airline Center in November. Whatever you don't pick goes
into the lone Star ticket window here on the Boat

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and Them show on Dallas Fort Word's classic rock lone
Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Aroonoid. You'll get over it sooner later Gone Star ninety
two five. By the way, it being toy Box Tuesday
and Mother's Day coming up. Yeah, I know I'm gonna
get one sooner or later. A request with Professor b
Woogie and Skillett doing the Yomama job. Oh yes please,
Oh yeah, we got that flap, Oh yeah, clap. By

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the way, tomorrow is Asking Us Stuff Day. So if
you've got a question, and I'm sure you do, call
the Ask This Stuff Hotline two one four eight six
six eighty six hundred and of course tomorrow will play
Choose your News. He can pick your ticket and tomorrow.
That's right. Speaking of picking your ticket, one of the
tickets you have a chance to pick from is tickets

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to see Brian Adams at the American Airline Center opening
is going to be Pat bennettar Yeah, okay, So I
thought we'd bring out our Brian Adams interview since he's
coming to town, and this one kind of had a
funny Brian Adams, How you doing, Brian? Pretty good things?
How's it going? Hey? Listen, you know there's a high

(26:05):
school named after you here? Well sort of?

Speaker 9 (26:07):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 10 (26:08):
That's incredible. I mean, I'm so grateful. Hey, did even
go to high school?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
They said, is that Brian Adams high school named after
the singer? I said, yeah, sure, sure it was. No,
it is, it is? It is?

Speaker 10 (26:20):
Yeah, yeah, change history. Okay, all right, don't ruin it
for me, man, I've been going. I've been riding that
one for a while.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I remember seeing you guys in the eighties opening for
Journey and somebody shot a bottle rocket on stage and
set your keyboard on fire. You're old, I know. I
was wondering if that's where the album Into the Fire
came from because everybody was panicking on that.

Speaker 10 (26:46):
Yeah, you know, I'm really grateful to those days, I
have to tell you, because you know, opening for Journey
back then in nineteen eighty three was a really big
deal because we did We did about two hundred shows
of them across America, and it made the difference between
being no not being known.

Speaker 11 (27:01):
Now growing up, let me take you back when you
were a kid, what radio station did you listen to?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
You mean?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
I was?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
I was.

Speaker 10 (27:09):
I grew up in Canada, right, uh, and so there
was a bunch of different stations that I listened to.
I lived in Ottawa for a while and there was
a couple of stations there. I can't remember them that
the call letters for them. You got me and put
me right on the spot there.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
But well it has been a while, yeah, well it has.

Speaker 10 (27:25):
And I've just put this record ont Go Tracks of
my Years, which is kind of a nod to AM radio,
because I decided to record songs that were around around
the time I decided music was gonna be what I
wanted to do. So you know, I've got I've got
songs like and probably unexpected songs on here.

Speaker 9 (27:43):
Too.

Speaker 10 (27:43):
I don't know if you've got the song list in
front of you, but you know I've recorded a very
Charles song.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I recorded a Manhattan song. Who wha Whaa Manhattan's did
you say? This has got to be the saddest day
of my life.

Speaker 9 (27:56):
Kiss and say goodbye.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I called you here today for a bit of bad
new See.

Speaker 9 (28:00):
What amazing I should have got you. I should have
got you on the record.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
We've been meeting every day at the same place. I
used to play that song when it was new, when
I worked in Beaumont, Texas. Yes, Wow, it's such a
beautiful song.

Speaker 9 (28:17):
And and so I decided to do that.

Speaker 10 (28:19):
I mean, I couldn't do the songs I was listening
to why would you want to do?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Hey Jude?

Speaker 10 (28:24):
Or so I chose anytime at all from the Beatles.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
That was one of my favorites. It really was, you know.

Speaker 10 (28:29):
And and it's interesting because I played this collection of
music to a bunch of fans recently and they were
younger than me, and they looked at me.

Speaker 9 (28:36):
Like, are these these your songs? Are they? They didn't
know any of them.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
See these kids today, I tell you, your kid, teach
they need to be turned over into the woodshed.

Speaker 10 (28:49):
We used to have a little corvet, remember those cars, Yeah, yeah,
And so I was always playing with the radio, and
you know, annoyingly, you know, you know, like the kid
almost on the radio, turning it up, and and that's
that's where it started.

Speaker 11 (29:03):
It's very nice to that. Do you play late lady
Ley Bob Dylan song? God only knows. It's a beautiful song,
one of the most beautiful songs I think I ever
written to you.

Speaker 10 (29:14):
I happen to agree with you, and I've done a
very different take on it. I look forward to you
guys hearing it. It's it's really different to the original.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Well, you know what, I know, you got to go
and this is the saddest day of my life. He
got somewhere else. He has to be called you here
today for a bit. Na see you got me going?
Why I got to leave you here today? Brian, it's

(29:43):
good to talk to miss y'all. Good to talk to you,
and good luck with tracks of my years, okay.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Bo Jim, Yes, I'm going to miss you.

Speaker 9 (29:51):
No, we miss you already.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Going back when you can stay longer and we'll visit
a lot more, all right, look forward to it.

Speaker 9 (29:58):
Here you go. Check it out the song I Love
This Citius got to be the saddest day of my life.
I called you here today for a bit.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Of bad news. Bitch, I'm broke that.

Speaker 8 (30:15):
I won't be able to.

Speaker 9 (30:16):
See you anymore.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
My obligation.

Speaker 9 (30:19):
Because of my obligation.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, because you're just a bitch that you have. I
don't like you no more. You stealing all my money.
We've been meeting here every day.

Speaker 9 (30:33):
And since this is our last day together.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah, give me back my wallet. I guess one more,
just one more. I'm gonna slap you on that ass
when you.

Speaker 9 (30:44):
Turn and walk away, don't look bad.

Speaker 8 (30:48):
Don't look back.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Why not just bend over and picked something my phone.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
I won't remember remember that ass, Just like, just kiss
and say goodbye?

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Right here?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
All right, Dallas for worst classic Ronck lone Star ninety
two five. He'll stab your ass with that knife to him,
that's right, he will, Okay, Uh, by the way, Uh,
I'm gonna play something from our friend Brad Williams. He
had a birthday a few weeks ago, and anytime he's
in the studio the wheels come off early, and this

(31:27):
would be no exception because he was in when Steve
Hurst was in, and you get two comedians together and
they start to kind of out comedian.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah, and outgross each other.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
That's right. So I won't play that here in just
a little bit. But it is Mother's Day weekend coming up,
and you better do something nice for your mama after
what she'd done to you.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Make your reservations now you don't want to be there
at the last minute. You're able to take her to brunch.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
That's right. She could have thrown you in the dumpster,
but she didn't do it because she kept you around,
damn right. So every time it's Mother's Day coming up,
I always get a request for this. You've heard of
playing the Dozens, right, that's where you talking about it.
Your mama's so ugly she could choke a buzzart off
a gut wagon. That's one of them. But when Professor

(32:15):
b Willgie and Skillet get together, oh, it's on a
whole new level.

Speaker 9 (32:19):
Hold hold up, let's do it though.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
Okay, y'all know Mother's Day on Sunday, so today we
think it'll be a good day to learn y'all the Dozens,
Ain't that right? Skin it?

Speaker 7 (32:32):
Now?

Speaker 8 (32:32):
The way you do the dozens ill like just him.
I comes up to skill it, and I may say
something to the effect of like, uh.

Speaker 9 (32:42):
Skill it.

Speaker 8 (32:43):
Your mama's so fat. The bitch got to grease the
tub to tain't over and then skid it. Say what
would you say? Would you say you hate me? You
the first time? She's so fat, she's what's gravy? In fact,
your mama's so fast skilly that the back of her

(33:05):
neck looked like a package of wanings. And then at
which time skill it may risk bond dusting it allow
me to retort, what is your mama so fat? The
bitch got to wake up in section? Your mama so fat,
she ain't got no fail. You're light, she got fail

(33:26):
your heaven. So that's how it is. Then you know
what skill it? Your mama so fat? She has to
put shots on a toilet seat, she has to put
on lipstick with a paint roller.

Speaker 9 (33:43):
And you know whatever was your mama is ugly?

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Skill it.

Speaker 8 (33:48):
Your mama is so ugly. Her nickname is damn. She's
so ugly that her face could curt.

Speaker 9 (33:56):
Your watch it.

Speaker 8 (33:57):
In fact, skill it, your mama is so ugly that
they used her picture at the zoo to keep the
monkeys from jaking on.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Cold.

Speaker 8 (34:08):
Come back, come on with it now, Come on, your
mama throw ugly. She make my ass pucker when I
see it. Your mama thought ugly. Your daddy dumped in
vadish and cream jugs.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Hook.

Speaker 8 (34:21):
Well, guess what your mama skanky is so skinky, she
like seven or eleven on every corner and all ways. Oh,
your mama like Chinese food, sweet sour and cheap. Little
skill it your mama so stinky that I could have
been your daddy. But the line was too long, and

(34:44):
the guy in front of me had correct change.

Speaker 9 (34:49):
It's old, now, it's old. Now come on, you're talking about.

Speaker 8 (34:53):
My mother, talking about ma mama too, Come on, it's all.
It's all hey.

Speaker 9 (35:02):
Guys, we're trying to.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Argument, I know, but can you have the argument outside.
We have a show to do. Take it out in
the hall. Okay, take it out in the hall.

Speaker 9 (35:12):
I'll take it out in the hall again.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
Someone else. Ain't nothing between us, but had opportunity. It
ain't nothing holding you back. But then common sense, No mama, mom,
the bull.

Speaker 9 (35:32):
You see, it's in the blood.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
No mama nor mom. Mom gets.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
No need to worry.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Back that is now grind one time Mercy Dallas. What
was Classic rock lone star ninety two five? Now remember,
give us a call to the ask us Stuff hotline
because we need some questions for tomorrow. Will just ask
his stuff day. Oh they're ringing in, buddy two one
four eight six six eighty six hundred or two one

(36:12):
four eight six six a six liro z ro. Y'all
know how that works. I know you did, yep. And
you're gonna have to identify a some sort of beverage
to win a chance to pick your ticket between tickets
to Austin City Limits or Brian Adams and Pat Bennett and.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
That's coming up in around ten more minutes.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
That's right. And our old buddy Brad Williams. If you
know Brad Williams, you know he's a six thum bitch
and that's why we love him.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Yes, sick comes in a little package with Brad.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
That's right. Well, he had a birthday a few weeks
ago and turned forty one. It just so happened this
time when he was on the Heir. Our friend comedian
Steve Hurst was with us.

Speaker 9 (36:53):
And it went like this.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
I know when Brad Williams comes in here and we
start talking and then I think, before we even go
on the air, oh no, I know, it's gonna be
one of those shows. It is gonna be one of
those shows.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
My friend brad Well, y'all okay, back in town as
good to see again, mam, good to see you, and
no joke. The shows are almost all sold out, so
I technically don't have to be here, but I want
to be here because I love you guys. Uh you
like there might be a few tickets available, so call,

(37:30):
let's go to the Addison m Province. Have a good
time this weekend. But I like coming in here because
you guys, we always have a good time. And uh yeah,
then you you you say it's always gonna be a
crazy morning.

Speaker 9 (37:42):
I think.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
I think when you start your morning's out with a midget,
it only.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Goes down from there.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I think we're peaking too early, too early, my friend, Oh,
we got you have a weird fetish going on right
in here because you got, uh, you got a guy
with an accent, you got, you got, you got a midget.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Is this the first time you've met Steve Hurst. Yeah,
he's a fellow comedian exactly and I'm always.

Speaker 12 (38:07):
Heard about like a lot on the road, and you know,
I think we do a couple of the same clubs,
and I've always heard really good things. So it's it's
cool to meet, you know because when you when like,
we don't get to meet a lot.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Of the comics.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, you know, because yeah, if you're always just like
strangers in the night, yeah you're leaving, I'm going.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
So it's nice to all be in the same town.
But yeah, we we always have a good time. So
how is the family? How do you How exactly did
you meet your wife?

Speaker 8 (38:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Okay, okay, get ready for this story now.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Now I'm married, first of all to a tall lady.
That's how you know I'm good at my job, exactly right,
because because Rose, you don't know I am four foot four,
I'm a dwarf, a little person, midget personal short stature.
I know you can't tell them I'm a voice because
I'm not on the radio like by the I'm a

(39:02):
funny guy, exactly. So I met my wife about four
years ago on an app that is called uh A
field F E E L D. If you're not sure
what that is, it's tender for people trying to have threesomes.
That's the sound of every guy pulling their e brake
on the highway, right you spell, Yeah, it's that. So

(39:28):
I was on that app uh and I matched with
two women. We're all gonna go out together. One of
the women did not show up for whatever reason, and
the other lady I went on a single date just
with her. And two years after that I proposed that woman.
And people are like, and you got married. I'm like, yes,
because when you find a hot Asian that loves three ways,

(39:48):
you lock that down. You know she's Asian as well?
Oh oh my god, she's she's Chinese. I'm white. If
we have a baby, like our baby isn't even conceived yet,
it's already got into twelve colleges, you can have an
Asian dwarf baby. Asian dwarf baby. Angelina Joli is.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Like, I don't have one of those.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
It's madness.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
So it would be a Duasian then, yeah, be a Duasian.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
That's gonna be its name, Duasian Williams. Duasian Williams sounds
like a first round draft pick for the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
So you met your wife off from app You for threesome. Yeah,
you need to talk to this man over here.

Speaker 9 (40:32):
Why is that I.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Don't have a girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Because you're married. Yeah, yeah, that's not the reason you
need to talk to this guy. You need to talk
to you.

Speaker 12 (40:44):
Well, I know a man owns a swingers ball and
he works there.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah, and you should come down, dude.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
I would love to because weekend, because here's the thing, Because.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
You still got one coming to you.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah, because here's the thing. We were like, oh, oh, Brad,
you're you know you're you're married, so you don't get
to do the three way things. Yeah, we do. She
loves women. I love women. It's something we have in common.
Now it's not every day, every week or every month,
but every now and then, is she.

Speaker 9 (41:14):
In town with you?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
If I can go to this swinger bar and it's
a good swinger bar, she'll be on the next flight
that she'll come from Los Angeles real fast. Now here's
the thing I have to ask you, because I've been
to swinger bars before, or as they say in the world,
lifestyle clubs. And now here's the thing. Some of the

(41:38):
lifestyle clubs I go to, it's not exactly people you
want to interact with. You know, it's a lot of like, oh,
a cruise ship just docked outside, here's here's the salad bar,
here's where they play shuffleboard, and here's where they watch
Matt Locke, you know, and it's a lot of that.
So I'm I'm just curious how the roster.

Speaker 12 (42:02):
Quality of of clientele. Well, well, hang on, there's a
couple of seas.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
There's a few months.

Speaker 12 (42:17):
As well, Like you know, I think some of them
are going to do the show after right, the after
show they what did you I mean I showed you
guys pictures of that.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
They look pretty okay.

Speaker 9 (42:29):
So there, so.

Speaker 12 (42:30):
There's yeah, yeah, I mean not everybody's really well sure,
you're in Dallasport where there's going to be Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I never want to walk in and be the most
attractive person. Because my wife and I we we we
were on the road one time, we were in San
Francisco and we heard about this club and we're like,
let's go check it out. So we so we go
there and it was like like her and I were

(42:59):
the most attractive people that by by far, and like
we got there and and it and it was like
you just threw a keg of water to a bunch
of people in the desert.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
They were just looking up, just like it was.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
It was the walking dead, just walking towards us. I
mean because people ask us for like, are are you
able to find people?

Speaker 7 (43:22):
Like?

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Are are you willing to interactular people? I'm like, yes,
I'm a midget, she's Asian. People look at us and go,
that's everything on my bucket, Like, that's everything. So we
check a lot of boxes.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
What you do?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Yeah, so I'll come by the bar. We'll see, we'll
see what we can see.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
So you guys see where the show is going right now? Yeah,
And he's right, he's right, Yeah, you should keep some
coolant baby, with the summer months approaching.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah, a little helpful, little we appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Bo Rock the Bow and them show cool heads prevailed
and cool engines. Yeah, Bob Seger turns eighty today. We're
gonna have to play part of our interview with Bob
Seer the one time he was here. But now let
me give you a chance to pick your ticket. You
can choose between three day passes to Austin city limits
in October. But that's a wild time, or you're gonna

(44:25):
have tickets to see Brian Adams with Pat Benattar in November.
What are we going to do well? Since its National
Beverage Day, I'm going to play a commercial for a beverage.
It might be beer, it might be wine, it might
be a soft drink, it might be orange. You don't
know anything. You drink anything you sucked down tween your lips.

(44:48):
It's liquid, That's what it's gonna be. Excuse me, I know,
wait a minute, almost anything. Thank you, Thank you for clarifying, bro,
because I don't think they have any commercials for that anyway.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Do they have to buy that online? Brad Williams may
have one.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
So let's see.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Take us to Austin City Limits or Brian Adams and
Pat Benatar, here is a beverage commercial. You tell me
the name of the beverage and call me a two
one four or eight one seven seven eight seven one,
and yes, I'll play it more than one. Okay, here's
time number one.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Shoving in can take its troll shout.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
And calls with a show up.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
You're not having wait chance the street, you beat the seas.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Cold. Okay, I gave you the answer.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah, I gave you the answer in there, but you.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Had to listen for it was this it that's it.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
There we both got it. Yeah, alright, I said I'd
play it one more time, although you probably don't need
me to do it, but here it is one more time.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Shoving in can't take its troll, shout out cold, pay attention,
show up next. If you're not having wait for your
chance the street to beat the sea, you could.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
I see, Yes, I thought you were throwing.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
As a curve ball.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
No, yeah, I'm giving you the.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
You know sometimes.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Okay, that's annoying. I don't want to get the rest
of that.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Wanna don't you wanna?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Okay, find that song you one four or eight one
seven seven eight seven? I cut you some slack here today.
Let's see if you're paying attention. Boy of them Joe,
tell me what beverage that is? Fanta fantas is right?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Since I lift it in that so we wouldn't be
here all damn to day.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Really thought he was trying to trick us, But no, no,
I'm doing my best to.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Make it as easy as a camp, very easy. Tomorrow
is going to be different now because okay, who is
this by the way, Tarah Eferson Tara Okay, now, which
tickets do you want? You want the three day wrist
bands for Austin City Limits, or you want tickets to
see Brian Adams and at Benatar. The choice is yours,

(48:17):
my dear, tough choice, but Austin City.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Limits, Austin three days.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
You know how many brain cells you can destroy in
three days at Austin. Yeah, there's probably got brain cells
to spare, unlike the rest of us are. So hang on.
We got to get some information from you and we'll
get your your Austin City Limits tickets. All right, all right,
hold on, very good, very good. Like I say, tomorrow's

(48:46):
not going to be so easy, and I ain't throwing
in any hints like so.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
We love playing to choose your news.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
I know it's gonna be good, at least I hope
it will.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
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Speaker 1 (49:48):
Dallas Forest Classic Row lone Star ninety two to five.
I learned that Laura l I was a real person.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
She worked at a radio station in Chicago, and everybody
was in love with her because she was so hot.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
And she had a song named you Go.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
I gotta look that up.

Speaker 7 (50:08):
Now.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
You know you're hot when you get a song named
after you, especially if none of you capped it.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
You were wishing you had, but you didn't delicate way
to put us.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Well, that's how I do. I like to ease into conversations,
you know. I don't want to be too abrasive right
off the bat. Of course, once the conversation has started,
anything can happen, exactly.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
I remember this happened with Rosanna arcat the guys in
Toto saw walked through the door.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Mary dated one of them.

Speaker 9 (50:40):
Yeah, yeah, she.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Was arm Candy for one of the guys. I think
she was that hot.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
But back in the day, if you're in love with.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Her, yeah, I give up. You know, you see all
won't tap, but you don't get to you can still
be in love with okay. Bob Seger hits a milestone
birthday today. He turns eighty years old. Was born in
Detroit on May sixth, nineteen forty five. Broke into the
national scene in nineteen sixty eight with the single Rambling
Gambling Man I Remember it well. Then the album Night

(51:12):
Moves came out in nineteen seventy six, and he raked
in all kinds of money over that one. Now, having
completed his final tour in twenty nineteen, he has sold
over seventy five million albums worldwide and is a Grammy
winner and a member of both the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame and the Songwriters Hall of Fame.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
And of course, said Tom Cruise helped out his career
quite a bit by using old time rock and roll
in that number where he's dancing around in his underwear.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Yeah, didn't hurt touching.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Touching that was in risky business. I remember.

Speaker 8 (51:47):
So.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
The one time Bob Zeger was here, we had a
nice little conversation with you were like the hottest wigging
man is who benness Neck to Jane Brown. You were
touring and recording and then you just stopped. Did you
stop just so you could raise your kids or did
you just say I didn't need a break. I'm tiet here, Yeah,
kind of.

Speaker 9 (52:03):
You know, and I think you said it exactly right.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
For about twelve years, it was like write the songs,
studio tour, and the cycle continued and continue and continued,
and probably around eighty five, you know, I started drifting
away a little bit.

Speaker 9 (52:19):
I kept writing, but I just kind of lost.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
The the you know, the the will or the end
to tour. And since I've had my family, you know,
now I've got a family, I just really was set up,
fortunately well enough that I just chose to spend the
time with them and watch them grow up.

Speaker 9 (52:39):
I just didn't want to miss it.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
And I love that rasping voice. It still sound.

Speaker 9 (52:43):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Started playing when I was sixteen years old, and you know,
started recording when I was twenty years old.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
And okay, well, what was the first band that you
were in.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
The first band was was a band called the Decibels,
and we played like in high school, and we played
like fraternity party. He's in ann Arbor where I grew up,
University of Michigan. Yeah, that was the first one.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Now have you calmed down as you've gotten older or
would you still like to come get into some trouble.

Speaker 9 (53:09):
No, I've really calmed down.

Speaker 8 (53:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (53:12):
Well, well, yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
And the thing is being a singer. You know, the
band gets to get in all the trouble. The singer
and the drummer. We got to take care of ourselves
where we can't. Everything falls apart. We're the only two
up there that are sweating.

Speaker 8 (53:27):
You know.

Speaker 9 (53:27):
The guitar player looks great.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
The clue is not holding together like you.

Speaker 9 (53:32):
Yeah, we look like we're in a rainstorm.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
I know exactly what you mean.

Speaker 9 (53:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
I was always kind of a worker be you know,
it was the work that I really enjoyed. I always
felt like I had a great respect for my audience
and and and so I stayed pretty durned straight.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Well has been written time and time again that your
music was kind of for the working man, the old
blue collar guy.

Speaker 9 (53:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
Well, I worked at Ford's and I worked at building
hydramatic transmissions in Ipsilanti Michigan, so I could relate to it,
you know. I mean, that's that's where I'm from. I'm
from a factory town. It's a song for the work.

Speaker 9 (54:10):
In Man.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
There was always Bob Seeger and Leonard Skinner, and the
same crowd shows up.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
At each show. I got a great story about Leonard Skinner.
When I first played with Leonard Skinner, they.

Speaker 9 (54:22):
Weren't even signed.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
We were in Atlanta, Georgia, and we were playing a
club together and they would do like an hour set
and we would do an hour set. We were signed,
but they were just in the process of being signed actually.
And I met all those guys when they were very young,
and they were great guys, and I loved the band.
They were terrific, you know, And and then like a

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couple of weeks later, they were signed.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
God, we always love having you around, Bob. Don Henley Country,
that's right right, we're in Don Henley Country from Padre.

Speaker 9 (54:52):
He might even be home today. Hi, Don, How did.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
You first meet Don?

Speaker 9 (54:57):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (54:57):
I met him right when the Eagles hit seventy three,
you know, seventy four with Take It Easy. And Glenn
Fry was an old friend of mine. He's singing on
Ramblin Gambling Man. The song that I had that was
a hit. Yeah, he's singing background in nineteen sixty eight.
He was like eighteen and I was twenty one when
we recorded it, and so we were old friends. And

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then of course when the Eagles hit would take it Easy.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
I met Don you know, through Glenn and you took
him to the dark side because you were twenty one.
I wanted to buy liquor for him.

Speaker 8 (55:29):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 9 (55:30):
What say you?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Bob Dallas Horst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five,
Bob Seger eighty years old. Wow, And I'm looking at
a picture of him, and other than the gray hair,
he looks just like Bob Singer.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Yes, he looks good.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
He looked pretty good.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
You got the rock. I see what you did? Shut
up a yo, all right? Tomorrow is ask this stuff today?
Call the ASCU Stuff Hotline to leave a question. Two
one four eight six six eighty six hundred and The
South Texas, home of Elon Musk's SpaceX Rocket Company, is
on the way to becoming an official city with a

(56:18):
galactic name. Yep, it'll be called Star Based Texas. That's
all you could come up with.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
I think they're his employees, so when they voted, they
already knew what side of the bread their butter.

Speaker 7 (56:30):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Yes, they did a vote Saturday to formalize and organized
star Base as a city was being approved by a
lopsided margin by a small group of voting who live
there and are mostly Musk's employees at SpaceX. So that
makes sense, I guess.

Speaker 6 (56:47):
Yeah, they have their own community they live in, they
have their own pub and restaurant down there.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
It's crazy, kind of like Amish.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Then yeah, some of them actually live on South Padre
Island though, so when you're on the island you'll meet
a lot of the people.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
It's like, yeah, I work at say.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Yeah, I think at thirty minute commune from there. Well,
star Base is the facility and launch site for the
SpaceX rocket program that is under contract with the Department
of Defense and NASA that hopes to send astronauts back
to the Moon and someday to Mars. Why you want
to go to Mars is not my business, but it
seems stupid to me because there's nothing up there.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Well, you know, Jimmy wants to go.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Well, Jimmy wants to go because he wants to be
in space. Yep, geez, hey, Jimmy, we can take care
of that for you. Yeah. Well, we'll called old Musky
and saying this boy wants to go into space, can
you help him? You want to go real bad? I
promise he'll he'll do that Nazi salute like you do.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
He would not, No, he would, no.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
He wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I'm going to crush up Elon.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
He's in the track.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
Sixty two years ago, bo Audrey Backenberg disappeared from a
small city in south central Wisconsin after reportedly hitchhiking with
her family's babysitter catching a bus to Indianapolis. Well, last week,
after sixty two years, the Sauk County Sheriff's Office announced
that the then twenty year old woman who disappeared around

(58:09):
a corner at the bus stop, had been found alive
and safe in another state.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
After sixty two years.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Isaac Hanson, detective with the sheriff's office, said yesterday that
she chose to leave her hometown of Reedsburg.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Due to an abusive husband.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Within about two months, they found an address where a
woman was living that shared a lot of similarities with her, including.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Date of birth and social Security number.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Hanson was able to get a deputy from that jurisdiction
to go to the address. Ten minutes later, Audrey, now
in her eighties, called Hanson and explained why she did
what she did is for her own safety. Most of
the information he learned during that call he declined to share,
saying it was still important to Audrey that she not
be found. But now at least her family knows that

(58:58):
she's safe and in her eighties and collecting Social Security.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Well, she must not want to go back for some reason. Damn,
that must have been a dark experience. Yeah, I'm telling you,
telling you, hey, bo.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
Yo, did you know that last year Kim Kardashian got
really pissed off because she didn't have enough guest list
to the mech gala.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Oh my god, I know just how she feels having
to bow too. Oh yeah, I wouldn't give an invitation.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
He's still crying in his pillout.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I thought bo was gonna go, well, I'm trying to
give a ratchet. No rat will come out.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
No.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Yeah, it is that time of the year again.

Speaker 6 (59:35):
In twenty twenty five, for the New York City's Metropolitan
Museum of Arts met gala, they raised thirty one million
dollars this year, Vote magazine editor in chief and a
win tour handpicks the people who may attend. I think
that's where Kardashian ran into a problem. The New York
Times reported that tickets cost seventy five thousand dollars each.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Well, that's nothing to those guys, right, then it does
towards a good cause.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
That's for the privilege to dine with the movers and
shakers in fashion, the movers and shakers in modeling, entertainment, sports,
and a lot more. The night's dress code is super
fine tailoring, black style, that's the name of it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
There are some really outrageous outfits on the red carpet yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Everybody kind of competes with each other for the craziest
amazing right, And who was it? It was Cardi Cardi
b Carli By. He looked awful. He looked like she
was ready for a spaceflight on a SpaceX rocket.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
From Baber's wife, Haley. All she wore was a blazer.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
That's beautiful. Lady Gaga also gets super weird looking for
an event like this too. She does that every day. Yeah,
that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
A guess could wear anything, and often did, though most
stuck with the tailored suits of jackets. However, Andre three
thousand he wore a grand piano like it was a backpack.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Yeah, wow, Marijuana's a hell of a drug. They enforced
a strict no phone policy at this event. Each year.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
A few photos leap from the inside of the met gala,
often group selpies.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
In the women's bathroom mirror.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
I heard Kim Kardashian was upset because one of the
security guards tripped over the train of her dress.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Oh no, look, well, why don't you blit a short
train on your dress?

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Yacht.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
As long as we're talking about fashion, here's a case
where sometimes a fashion item is too ridiculous to even believe.
Designed by Louis the Tom's men Wear artistic director Virgil Ibola,
an airplane shaped handbag recently rent viral for costing more
than a real used single engineer plans. The price of

(01:01:50):
this bag thirty nine thousand dollars. Now the price of
a Cessna single engine airplane that's used. You can get
that for thirty two than three hundred dollars on eBay.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
And this is not a handbag, that's a piece of luggage.
Look at that Louis Vaton.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
It's a piece of something. But I wasn't gonna say leg.
It's unclear whether Louis Vuitton's Keep All airplane shaped handbag
is just a fashion statement or if it actually has
any functionality. Well, I guess you can carry some stuff
in it, but it looks stupid, and if you spend
thirty nine grand on that, you're just as stupid too. Okay, Yeah,
the roll Me and flour and fake Me in your

(01:02:34):
Love of Nasty, Well, it was kind of supposed to,
you know how. I am okay true. By the way,
that album, Exile on Main Street might be my favorite
Stones album of all times. Yeah, well, they are reissuing
that nineteen seventy two album, this time on red vinyl.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Yeah, as much as I love Exile, Metric foot Lounge
and Haxey Dying Hackney Diamonds, aren't no loud Hackey Diamonds is.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
It's fantastic, remastered and limited to two thousand copies. It's
part of the Stones Red series, which previously included Sticky Fingers,
Goat's Head, Soup, Black and Blue.

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
It will be available this Friday at noon in their
online store, or if you happen to be in London,
you can grab it at their retail store. RS number
nine Carnabie Street. I wonder what the RS stands for.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
I don't know, the real stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Yeah. Among the songs on Exile, Me Street rocks off
Sweet Virginia, which I really like, it's happy all down
the line and the song you just heard, Tumblin Dice.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
You know, whenever they have limited edition, that means it's
going to be a very expensive, yeah, deluxe.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Edition, about fifty bucks or so, I'm guessing, Oh, it'll
probably be more than that.

Speaker 7 (01:03:55):
Who knows.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
And this is back in the days when they toured
in Exile. That was the days when Ultimont Speedway craziness happened. Yes,
with the Hell's Angels and all that, it was kind
of after that. In fact, we did stop breaking down
off that album at the Crawlfish Boy, Oh you did.
We did stop breaking down.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
By if somebody has video, we want to see it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Oh no you'll, oh no, you'll don't want to see
it all I do, No, you don't, Okay, who want
our tickets? Go see Brian Addams.

Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
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Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Way to go, son. We'll have more than giveaway tomorrow,
don't you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
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Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Lone Star ninety two. I just talk to a lady
who says that's not the best version of that song. No,
the best version is by Homer Simpsons, Bert.

Speaker 11 (01:05:09):
Sid what's the name Herman muster Moonicate Birthday Party Geo
six ale minute you said beyond a stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Jerk's that right?

Speaker 8 (01:05:15):
Bandards pie?

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
You're talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
How'd you get ir am the playing the garage.

Speaker 9 (01:05:20):
To the beneficant.

Speaker 11 (01:05:22):
They think they're saving the rainforest.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Love the Simpsons so much?

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Why is it still funny? I'm sorry, it's still. Maybe
I've just got an adolescent mind, which I had anyway,
But I still like to watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Oh me too?

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
That in South Park, Yes, yes, because they're both sick.
It's just that south Park is a little less.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Little less worried about being sick. The Simpsons put it
in there, and so you say, wait a minute, that
was a fun little joke. Here, oh god less talk
time wasters.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
All right, both secid.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
Them show page at lone star ninety two to five
dot com. Happy eightieth birthday to the great Bob Seger.
He was born in Detroit, Michigan, on this day back
in nineteen forty five. Having completed his final tour in
twenty nineteen, he has sold over seventy five million albums worldwide.
He's a Grammy winner and a member of both the

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Rock and Roll and Songwriters Hall of Fame. Now here's
Bob Seger talking about what he tries to achieve in
his songwriting.

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
I'll tell you, honestly, I've always tried to write something
that had some germ of universality. I've felt that way,
I've been there, I've known that person, whatever, and that's
what I strive to do. I think that's what every
artist strives to do. It's strike a familiar chord, you know,
with people. If I've been able to do that, great,
I'm glad this stuff is held up.

Speaker 9 (01:06:49):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Bob Seger sounds like he just finished yelling at somebody
at the top of his lung.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
You never know, maybe so maybe though.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Since retiring, Bob Seger has been enjoying his family life
and his home state of Michigan with his wife, Winita.
He has two children, Samantha Cole, and they're both in
their thirties. Well yeh eighty years old to day. Well,
Jimmy Page has once again been slapped with a lawsuit
by someone he's very familiar with, Jake Holmes. Jake Holmes

(01:07:18):
wrote and recorded Dazed and Confused back in nineteen sixty seven,
before Jimmy Page and the Yardboards The Yardbirds got ahold
of it, and also before Led Zeppelin recorded.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
It back in nineteen sixty eight.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Jake Holmes, who is eighty five now and still upset,
has filed suit against Jimmy Page. His first lawsuit was
back in twenty ten, settled out a court with the
songwriting credit, indicating that the song was inspired by Jake Holmes.
But apparently with the documentary that was just released Becoming
led Zeppelin, they forgot to put inspired by Jake Holmes,

(01:07:54):
So now he's suing again.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
He's pissed off.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
Yeah, we have the original Days and Confused by Jack
Holmes up if you want to check that out and
then compare it to The Yardbirds and lud Zeppelin.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Paul McCartney Ringo Starr coming together as character voices in
an animated film inspired by Paul McCartney's two thousand and
five children's book High in the Clouds.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
It's the children's book has nothing to do with smoking,
par I.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Got to say, is teaching people to smoke weed as
a child about.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
The story centers on a squirrel looking for the land
of Animelia, where animals supposedly live in freedom and not fear.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
And where all the rolling papers are.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Yes, actually he has the animals rolling the doobies.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Fill I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Still no word on when this movie's going to be released,
but we'll keep you posted.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
And Brian Adams tells us he just finished his new
album Roll with the Punches. He recently did some of
the final recordings in a hotel room in Toronto, and
he posted a video of it, which we have up
so you can check out. It's amazing how he was
able to make his little sound booth with a couple
of mattresses and the hotel room exactly. The album is
going to be out in August, and of course all

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these week we have tickets for you to see Brian
Adams when he comes to the American Airline Center in November.
Don Felder has released I Like the Things You Do,
the third single off his new album The balt Fifty
Years of Music, which is gonna be out.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
May twenty third. Now here's a little snippet of his
new song, I Can't Nobody kens.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Well, if you like it, then we like it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
We have the video up and starring in the video
with Dawn is his girlfriend Jaden Osborne.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Oh, by the way, we're supposed to have Don Felder
on the show sometime this week, I think on Thursday.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
Yeah, because of course he's promoting that new album. It's
a good deal.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
Fine, if only we.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
Could teach our dogs to do this dogs driving or
writing on lawnmowers. It's a thing on social media, and
we have a couple of videos for you to check
out on the Bow and Them show page at lone
Star ninety two.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Five dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
And I'm sure the dog loves every minute. Well, they
have values in Corsicanna, don't they.

Speaker 7 (01:10:27):
Yes, they do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Okay, So now guess I was born on the value
kind of sort of kind of, you know, I'm just
sucking up to the song. That's all I'm doing. It's
a good one, all I'm saying. All right, So there's
another toy Box Tuesday in the books.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Thank you to the rascuals who requested several of the
breaks that we did to.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Oh yeah, I like it when you guys tell me
what you want instead of what I'm just gonna feed it,
you know, because we have an extensive library in here.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Yeah ye, over forty years work.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Oh god, how sad is that? Oh stop.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
When I was at the Tarrant County Sheriff's job, Bear
Ronnie from Bedford showed up and he asked me to
have you play a morning wake up slap that actually
happened at Texas Motor Speedway.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
There was a bit where.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
You like fake somebody out who had like a spot reserve.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Oh oh, I know what it was. Yeah, he wants
to hear that bad all right, Maybe i'll play it
on Monday. Oh no, on Monday. We got to do
a Mother's Day. I'll put it on the list, though,
I promise. I know it's wake up slap he's talking about,
but we got to do a mother's day.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
God, don't forget about mama.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Damn right, because she didn't forget about you. She wanted
to leave you in the car when she went into
the Pigley Wiggy, But no, it was too hot outside
and she's had my little child. I have a trouble. Okay.
That was my dad's first job speaking to Louisiana was
a piggy Wiggly. Really, Jennings Louisiana. God, they had a
piggly Wiggly and corsicana. It was kind of funky inside,

(01:12:13):
but he.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Had one in San Antonio. I love the mascot. That's
why I always loved going. There was a mascot.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
He looks delicious, didn't. Okay, take some patties out of
so Upbex is our after show decompression session. Feel free
to join in. We'll be on Facebook Live. You can
see us on the station's Facebook, Babe. That's right. So
we'll see you on the after show here too, and
then we'll see you on the show Enough show tomorrow

(01:12:44):
where it's aska stuff today, the.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
Weather alert today because we do have some bumpy weather
on the way. I already had some severe thunderstorm mornings
and effects.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
All right about the nature's calm down? Will you calm down?
All right, here we come, Lea