Full Show Replay - Foreigner's Kelly Hansen Calls Bo. The Woman Who Got E Coli in Her Sinuses. (Ep. 1381)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today, I'm making a pie. I like to make a
good pie at least once a day. So far, I've
combined my awe natural ingredients into Morgan's custod I want
to make sure it's combined properly. So let me just
give this a couple more strokes. Oh yeah, that's getting there.

(00:23):
It's stroking that makes it flow before it's ready. Ready
to spread my custard in that pie boor that's good
that cooks until it's ready. My mind, it's time to
go check on my pie.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I like pie.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Here's another reading of the Urban Dictionary with Morgan Freeman.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Today's definition is cram jam c lam jam verb, the
female equivalent of the used in a sentence that chick
is the single girl's pubic enemy number one. She'd even
clam jam a lesbian and not a good way.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Here's another reading of the Urban Dictionary with Morgan Freeman.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Today's definition is high lingual h I G H l
I N g U A l now the belief that
when high, you can speak two or more languages used
in a sentence. Dude, this weed will make you high lingual.
The Indica makes you from Dominica, and the sativa from

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Geneva Past the Blunt.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
It's the all new Leave It to Beaver, starring Barbara Billingsley,
Hugh Beaumont, Tony Don and Clinty's what as the Beaver.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
May journey?

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Renia, Get there, Beaver? I don't see any cares beaver?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Why do you idiot?

Speaker 7 (02:00):
It's fourteen carriol? What's that you have there?

Speaker 8 (02:03):
Fever?

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Beaver's got a goold ring.

Speaker 9 (02:06):
Judy doesn't look like real gold me.

Speaker 10 (02:10):
Hey, Judy, bite me.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
I'm not allowed to buy stuff. I go to an orthodontics.

Speaker 7 (02:19):
All right, then, Judy bite this.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
You really shooter Feaver?

Speaker 6 (02:27):
Yeah, you really shooter.

Speaker 10 (02:30):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, letna explain.

Speaker 11 (02:34):
All right, let explain, Okay, Flint, please do.

Speaker 10 (02:38):
That's my Mulgan Freeman then explaining, I love time. That
is brought to you by Morgan Freeman, who turned eighty
eight over the weekend. Yeah, buddy, Clint Eastwood who turned
ninety five on the weekend. Yeah, Ny, he is still directing, yes, yes, yeah,

(03:00):
like they say it keeps his powder dry.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
And Morgan Freeman is in those commercials.

Speaker 11 (03:05):
For that real estate company, so he's still working too.

Speaker 10 (03:09):
I started of sitting on mask.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
I wanted to do some voice over work.

Speaker 10 (03:15):
Verb verb, Well, I have a good weekend, I did you.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
Know what I was just thinking.

Speaker 10 (03:24):
Yes, a week from today, we're going to be doing
our first broadcast at the Blood Drop.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
That's right, we're going with Jim White. Long Jim White
is going.

Speaker 10 (03:35):
To be joining and he's going to join us in fact. Uh,
since we kind of screwed off last week, had those
days off, Uh, we didn't get to do a wake
up slap, but I'll play one that has Jimmy featured
in it. Okay, excellent about the little kid who had
to get his head lanced. Oh yes, So since Jimmy's

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going to be with us, I thought i'd roll that one.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Would be Can you guys believe this is the forty
ninth year of the Blood Drive.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
Man been around for a while doing a lot.

Speaker 7 (04:08):
Of good seem not only yesterday?

Speaker 10 (04:11):
Yesterday? Okay, what are we celebrating today?

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (04:16):
Bo, what are It's?

Speaker 7 (04:18):
I Love my Dentist Day?

Speaker 6 (04:20):
I do.

Speaker 10 (04:21):
I just wish he'd shave his knuckles before he goes
rooting around in the mouth. It is national leave the
office early day.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
Okay, no problem with that.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Or as we call it Monday.

Speaker 10 (04:33):
Speaking of Monday, it's national thank god, it's Monday Day.
Oh whoever says that there is no such thing. I
don't care who said it. There is no such thing
as month. Friday, yes, not Monday.

Speaker 7 (04:47):
It is National Bubba Day.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Bubba.

Speaker 10 (04:50):
Now, if Bubba is your nickname, well that's okay. But
if your parents actually named you Bubba, mom and dad
need to be jailed and beaten.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
It's a nickname, folks.

Speaker 10 (05:01):
I know a guy whose name was Bubba. That was
his real name, and we kind of made for Bubbo.
I got a fine bubble.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
I got Bubba. It is National Rotisserie Chicken Day.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Love chicken from Costco.

Speaker 10 (05:24):
Thank you Costco. I go by Cowboy Chicken I get.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Oh yeah, nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 10 (05:29):
For dessert, it's National Rocky Road Day. I mean it's
also heimlich Maneuver Day. That's where if you get choked
on all that rotisserie chicken and Rocky.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Road ice cream, do you know how to do the
heim lit uh?

Speaker 7 (05:43):
Kind of sort of?

Speaker 6 (05:44):
I said the heim lick, not the.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Hind thehini lick.

Speaker 12 (05:48):
Bo.

Speaker 10 (05:49):
Sorry, my headphones are short, no ow oops speak in
complete sentences day. Well, we try we try, and this
is the stupidest one of all. All right, it's yell
fudge at the cobras in North America day, What the hell?
As everyone knows cobra's hate fudge, and the mere mention

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of the word gets those snakes to gag and slither away.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
I don't know who made that up.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Fudge.

Speaker 10 (06:19):
If you're supposed to go outside, point yourself towards the
south and yell fudge at noon local time?

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Are you sure it was fudged and not some of them?

Speaker 8 (06:28):
No?

Speaker 10 (06:28):
No, I mean you pudge. You don't want a bunch
of cobras going around yell ll no. Okay, So we
gotta look at sports of all sorts.

Speaker 13 (06:38):
Here.

Speaker 10 (06:39):
We'll let's see some headlines from Hollywood. We won't see them,
we'll hear them. I'll see him while she's reading them.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Something like that.

Speaker 10 (06:47):
And your ticket, Yes, pick.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
Your ticket too.

Speaker 10 (06:50):
Between tickets see Kansas thirty eighth special and Dave Mason
or more Rangers tickets And at a ten this morning,
Kelly Hanson of Forna. Yeah, I think he's gonna tell
us he's retiring. Yeah, didn't he say something like that?

Speaker 11 (07:05):
He made it on the season finale of the Voice,
he made the big announcement.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
Well then it's no surprise, okay.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
O mag Donnis Monday, Gee I am.

Speaker 10 (07:19):
That ain't funny. That ain't funny at all. As a
matter of fact.

Speaker 13 (07:24):
You need to.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
Get your ass because it's show.

Speaker 10 (07:28):
Time on my body. Dallas Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five in Floyd look at the time at six
thirty in Times.

Speaker 11 (07:41):
For reports of all starts, you buy the Will Heightlaw
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Go to Willhightwinds dot com.

Speaker 7 (07:47):
We'll here's something we've heard before.

Speaker 10 (07:49):
Dallas Cowboys and Michael Parsons have yet to come to
a contract extension agreement. Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio laid
out the issues at hand in a recent article, and
they come down to money and Jerry sitting on his hands.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Oh, Jerry, what do you think?

Speaker 7 (08:05):
He says.

Speaker 10 (08:06):
If they would have paid Parsons last year, it would
have cost a lot less than forty million per year.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
He writes.

Speaker 10 (08:12):
If they would have paid Parsons immediately after the end
of the season, the deal would likely have been closer
to thirty five million. Now, Brown's defensive end Miles Garrett,
has a new bar and the Steelers linebacker TJ.

Speaker 7 (08:25):
Watt could push.

Speaker 10 (08:26):
It higher before Parsons puts pen to paper because these
guys just got massive contracts now. Pressure to get a
deal done will also increase as the season approaches, and
Parsons won't be with the team in the meantime when
he should be getting ready and getting in shape.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
He says.

Speaker 10 (08:42):
There are many reasons why the Cowboys have gone thirty
years without an appearance in the NFC Championship. One very
real reason is the chronic stubbornness of owner Jerry Jones
to pay his core players.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
Yeah, thank you, sooner or.

Speaker 7 (08:56):
Later, Jerry, You're gonna have to do it.

Speaker 10 (08:58):
Do you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
I'll always end up the wallet at the end, right, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (09:02):
And if you'd have done it sooner, you may not
have to open your wallet as wide.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Yep, very true.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
I mean, is it just me? Or is it every
time you pay your bills late you end up paying
a little bit more?

Speaker 7 (09:14):
Ah huh right, yeah, you get it there.

Speaker 6 (09:16):
To canalyized one way or another.

Speaker 11 (09:17):
Hey, speaking to the Cowboys, boat congratulations are in order
for Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott what he and his fiancee
Sarah Jane Ramos welcome their second child on MA.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
Baby Girl, Aurora Rain.

Speaker 11 (09:33):
She joins big sister Margaret Jane Mjy, who is a
year old. Aurora Rain is named after her daddy, Rain
Dakota Prescott. That's Dak's real name, Rain Dakota.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
So number four.

Speaker 11 (09:44):
Dak now has a family of four. Good thing he's
got that big paycheck because he's got.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
Another mouth to feed.

Speaker 10 (09:50):
Yes he does.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Hey, congratulations.

Speaker 11 (09:52):
Also in order for Buffalo Bill's quarterback Josh Allen, he
got married over the weekend a singer actress Hayley Steinfeld
to tie them not in a private ceremony in California
on Saturday. Steinfeld, who starred in the remake of True
Grit and in the horror movie Centers, began dating the
Bills quarterback back in twenty twenty three. The two went
public in July of last year. They got engaged in

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November during the beachside proposal that was in the words
of Hailey Steinfeld magical. Josh Allen has credited his now
wife as his biggest supporter during his twenty twenty four
NFL MVP season. The wedding was attended by family friends,
and celebrities including mister Kirby your enthusiasm, Larry David, I know,

(10:37):
and it was kind of a surprise because he's a
big New York Jets fan.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
But Harry is at a Bill's wedding.

Speaker 10 (10:42):
Oh well, that's just precious. It is precious.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, it's over in the NBA Finals matchup set as
the OKC Thunder are going to take on the Adyn
Pacers for the Larry O'Brien Trophy. Game one. The tips
off on Thursday in Oklahoma City, with the Thunder being
big fan favorites to crush this series. Oklahoma City has
arguably been the best team in the league all season.
They went sixty eight and fourteen in the tough Western

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Conference that included an amazing fifty five twenty three and
four record against the spread in the regular season. That
was the best mark in thirty five seasons elsewhere in
the NBA. And after thirty five years inside the NBA
will no longer be on TNT. They're moving to ESPN,
So at least the show's not going away. Yeah, you know.

(11:29):
It's signed off for the last time on TNT after
Game six of Eastern Conferences Here and the host took
some time to say goodbye. To end the show, Shack
and Kenny Smith dropped their mics while Ernie Johnson n.

Speaker 7 (11:44):
Charles Barkley Terrible Terrible, Terrible Fight.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
They decided to set their Terrible mics on the desk,
and the four hosts walked off the TNT set for
the final time.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
All Oh love that show.

Speaker 10 (11:56):
That show is so awesome funny. I like the way
they better back and forth here. Well, Scotti Scheffler keeps
on winning, and yesterday he won the Memorial for the
second straight year, and he had tournament hosts Jack Nicholas
at his side. Nicholas is a great authority when it
comes to Scheffler, because the Golden Bear, as he has known,
sees so much of himself in the world's number one player.

(12:19):
He says, once I got myself into a position to win,
then you've got to be smart how to finish it?
He said after watching Scottie Scheffler, And that's the way
he's playing. He reminds me so much of the way
I like to play. That's how it transpired again in
Tough Murrayfield Village, just the way it played out when
scheffer won the PGA Championship two weeks ago. He never

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lost the lead and never gave anyone much of a
chance down the stretch. In another relentless performance, he was
the only player to break par all four days. That's crazy.
Oh yeah, he's He's beaten Tiger Woods at just about
everything now.

Speaker 11 (12:54):
And Texas Rangers took two of three games from the
Cardinals this weekend, and they did it with a Dallas
card Sea out of the lineup. Texas Rangers struggling offense
broke out Friday night in an eleven to one victory,
then broke open a tight game yesterday afternoon with five
runs in the eighth inning to beat the Saint Louis
Cardinals eight to one. It was Texas's first series win

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since sweeping Colorado at home in mid May. Dallas Garcia,
who has started fifty five of Texas's sixty games in
right field this season, missed only one other game before
this weekend. Manager Bruce Bochi says that Garcia is being
given a mental health break. Next up for your Texas Rangers.
They had to Tampa Bay tomorrow to take on the Rays.

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First pitch tomorrow at six thirty five. You can watch
the game on the Rangers Sports Network. Are we going
to take all mental health break next week? Nor after blood?
After the damn blood drives that buddy.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
So the SCC is putting their foot down. They want
to see fans stop storming the damn fields after big
sports victories. Now, back in twenty twenty three, the SEC
started their little campaign. You know, this was for safety's sake.
They put a policy in place that would find these
schools one hundred thousand dollars for the first offense, and

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the increase the fine from there each time another storming
of the field happened. Now, that didn't seem to be enough,
so the SEC put a new rule in place recently
that slaps schools with a flat half a million dollar
fine for storming the field. Oh it worries them that
much on a safety and liability level, I guess. So
there's a twist. If the home team lets the visiting

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players and coaches clear out first, then the fine gets
waved and apparently everything's fine.

Speaker 10 (14:43):
Oh okay, all right, you don't want to just trample
on the people you just beat.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, I guess. So it's as if the SEC is
telling fans celebrate all you want, just don't trample the
guests after they lose.

Speaker 10 (14:56):
That's right, that's right. And a hockey announcer is used
to calling the biggest plays on the ice and not
the ones in the stands. But that changed a couple
of mondays ago when one minor league play by play
announcer was struck by a chair thrown by an angry
fan off the level of bom Brandon Askell was calling

(15:17):
the AHL playoff game between the Abbottsford Canucks and the
Calgary Wranglers when a fan sitting behind him picked up
a chair and threw it at him, striking the back
of his legs. The stales attention quickly shifted from the
awaiting face off on the ice to the encounter in
the stand.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Got some yeahoo, your chap chirping happy from behind?

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Get out of here?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Who was he doing?

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Security?

Speaker 10 (15:44):
Try that again?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
I'm fired up.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
He threw my chair at me? Can me rain the
back of the leg like?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
What was he doing here?

Speaker 8 (15:51):
Unreal?

Speaker 7 (15:52):
Have another pier going ahead, all right? Freaking full of file.
Next on the bone them shown.

Speaker 10 (16:01):
Dallaf's classic rock lone Star ninety two five coming up.
We're gonna take a look at what's going on in
tinseltown and pretend we care. But now it's time for
the freaking fool file. This just gave me such a
picture in my brain. A crew member with British Airways

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has been arrested after being caught having a naked dance
session in the plane's bathroom during a flight from San
Francisco to London.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
Howless he caught on tape?

Speaker 10 (16:37):
I don't know, But I don't even know if he
was caught on tape because he was in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, we tiktoking himself in there.

Speaker 10 (16:45):
The male flight attendant had been noticeably missing from his
duties during the four and seventy passenger meal service, so
the search was on to find him on the double
decker plane. It's one of those big ass plans. A
crew supervisor eventually met managed to catch up with the
A wall crew member in the Club World cabin restroom
that's the fancy one for the people that spend the

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extra money, where he was reportedly found completely nude and
dancing around to the music that was obviously only playing.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
In his head.

Speaker 10 (17:17):
Oh man Slight attendants then found the man who set
of pajamas normally set aside for first class travelers and
secured him in a luxury seat for the flight's duration.
You may as well sit in a good seat becauserested
ye wants to play in landed At Heathrow, the dancing

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crew member was taken into custody by authorities. Co workers
have suspected that drugs might have been a factor. Yes,
there's a distinct possibility of it. I'm not accusing anybody,
I'm just saying, well, how half.

Speaker 11 (17:53):
No fury boat like a woman scorn. A Shreveport, Louisiana
woman allegedly used show sugar and chocolate syrup to ruin
a vehicle in what was believed to be a feud
regarding a shared romantic partner. Mel Ridney Robinson just turned
a car into a dessert buffet and demolition site all

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in one go, the Shreveport Police Department wrote on Facebook,
along with.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
The words sugar, syrup and slashing.

Speaker 10 (18:23):
Oh my.

Speaker 11 (18:25):
The woman faces felony property damage charges for allegedly slashing
all four tires of the car, breaking both side mirrors,
shattering the windshield, pouring chocolate syrup everywhere, and then dumping
sugar in the gas cable. Thing Now when she denied
doing it. Police informed her that the whole thing had

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been caught on video. According to police, Robinson pulled up
in her own car, parked next to the victim's vehicle,
destroyed it, and then drove away. Depending on the value
of the car and its damages. If con victied, Miss
Robinson could face present time in a fine of one
thousand dollars or more.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
And here's to you, missus. Yeah, that was just singing
that in my head exactly all right. In the land
of floridiots, the police are well, the police are always
busy in that state, but they're on the lookout for
a man who walked into a pet store and jammed
a ferret down the front of his pants and tried to.

Speaker 7 (19:25):
Walk out with it.

Speaker 10 (19:26):
That could be dangerous.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yes, it could. Yeah, just imagine the possibilities there. The suspect,
man at his thirties, long mustache, fondled the ferret for
quite some time in the store. Yeah, he got turned
on and then like, oh, get on down there, he
shoved it down the front of his shorts and casually
tried to walk out of the store. He had his

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hands down there on his cash and prizes, not necessarily
to feel himself up, which is how it looked for
the employees, I'm sure, but he was trying to support
the animal down there, and the store employee followed him outside.
They watched as he gotten a white van, perfect for
a creep like this.

Speaker 10 (20:07):
Oh yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
He drove away. So they were viewing surveillance footage at
the cop shop and they have a good picture of
the suspect. They're asking for the public's help and identifying him.
The six hundred and fifty dollars ferret is hopefully in
good condition and please moving forward, Human beings, don't consider
putting a ferret down the front of your pants. They
have sharp lung.

Speaker 10 (20:27):
Yes, yes, how bad do you want the ferret when
you should have paid the money for it?

Speaker 7 (20:32):
That's right?

Speaker 10 (20:33):
Oh jeez, okay, I got one for you ass now,
I'll be literally. A lady on TikTok named Christine Connell
is going viral after claiming her ex boyfriend passed gas
right next to her face and it gave her a
sinus infection that has lasted seven years. Oh damn, that's

(20:56):
why he's now Her ex boy from yah Yes. Reportedly,
she had just had surgery on her ankle and was
staying in a hotel with her boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
She was in bed.

Speaker 10 (21:07):
He was getting into bed naked when he stuck his
ass in her face and ripped one so ranked she
said she'd never smelled anything like it. Shortly after that outburst,
she developed a sinus infection that has stuck with her
for seven years. Doctors couldn't figure out what was causing it,
but she recently had a culture done and the results

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showed she had echo lie in her sinuses.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
Yeah, we all know where that comes from.

Speaker 10 (21:35):
Uh huh. Echoli usually comes from feces or from not
washing your hands. So she thinks the bacteria that's been
living in her nose came of her boyfriend's colon. The
question is would that even be possible, And the answer
is maybe. Really, the fact that he was naked is
the only reason it might be possible. If he'd had

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pants on, they would have acted as a sort of
filter and prevented the eco life from reaching her face.
She said in the follow up video that antibiotics haven't
knocked it out yet. She says she might need surgery
so they can go in and scrape the bacteria out
of her sinus.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Power oh, floating poop particles.

Speaker 7 (22:23):
Who na, that's why he's the X Boys.

Speaker 11 (22:27):
Yeah, Hey, coming up next hour, you get to pick
your ticket. Think you know you're Clint Eastwood Movies. Well
if you do, you could be our next big winner.
And you're gonna get to pick between tickets to see
Kansas thirty eight special on Dave Mason July twentyeth or
a four pack of tickets to see your Texas Rangers
June twenty ninth. Whatever you don't pick, we'll go into
the lone Star ticket window.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Pick your ticket.

Speaker 11 (22:49):
Coming up around seven fifty here on the Bow and
Them show on lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 10 (22:53):
Dallas Fort Wor's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Did you know John Bonham, the late John Bonham, would
have turned seventy seven over the week That's right.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
I saw a lot of tributes to him over the weekend.

Speaker 10 (23:05):
And I know what y'all are thinking, Yeah, thinking he's
going to play it, isn't he?

Speaker 7 (23:09):
Of course? I am.

Speaker 14 (23:10):
Tonight on the Farrest and Entertainment Network, joined Jack Perky
for a dead rock and roll Drummer Week on Bad Biography,
our subject John Bonham.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
John Bonham's unpredictable style of drum was.

Speaker 15 (23:21):
An inspiration to an entire generation of musicians, as well
as members of his own band.

Speaker 7 (23:29):
As we hear from led Zeppelin, Robert.

Speaker 10 (23:32):
Play well, we had hit sort of a creative roadblock,
you know, and needs some inspiration.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
When all of a sudden we hear.

Speaker 7 (23:42):
It was John back get choking on his own vomit.

Speaker 10 (23:45):
That first week was quite horror fars, but when we
started grooving on his gagging, it turned into the immigrant.

Speaker 14 (23:50):
Song you Can't beat Dead Drummer Week on bad biography
with the equally bad Jack Perky on farrest and entertaining I'm.

Speaker 10 (24:00):
Going to hell and I'm taking all of your widow.

Speaker 7 (24:04):
Let's get some.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
Good head line's from Hollywood.

Speaker 10 (24:07):
It's okay by all means.

Speaker 7 (24:11):
What's got to say? I would swing it, swing it,
ba what you got buba?

Speaker 6 (24:23):
Well, the summer just got happier.

Speaker 11 (24:27):
Netflix unveiled the first full trailer for Happy Gilmour Too
during the annual To Doom twenty twenty five live event
this past weekend.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
My name is Happy Gilmore.

Speaker 16 (24:40):
Thirty years ago I decided to give golf a try.

Speaker 7 (24:45):
But even when you're at the top, of your game.
You can always shank one. Oh yeah.

Speaker 11 (24:51):
The highly anticipated sequel, nearly thirty years after the original
nineteen ninety six cult classic see Sandler back on on
the golf course, is Happy Gilmore with the goal of
raising money for his daughter, Vienna's ballet school tuition. Sandler's
real life daughter Sonny, will play Vienna in the movie.

Speaker 10 (25:11):
Now, what's the one thing you remember from the first
Happy Gilmore?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Shoot?

Speaker 6 (25:16):
No him beaten up Bob Barker.

Speaker 7 (25:20):
The Price is wrong.

Speaker 11 (25:23):
Happy Gilmore Too will be out in July twenty fifth.
In other Netflix news, they dropped the first six minutes
of season two of Wednesday starring Jenna or Taga at
the Todom twenty twenty five and officially announced that Lady
Gaga will be a guest star on the series. And
Happy Gilmore isn't the only one making a comeback.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
Okay, team gather around.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
I'm gonna tell you about the new improvements on the
Wagner twenty eight hundred series.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
The first thing is that it'll smoke your meat.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Excuse me, Yes, King of the Hilly is coming back.

Speaker 11 (25:58):
It's gonna be available on Hulu on August fourth. The
show was axed in two thousand and nine, following thirteen seasons.
Oh My Judge made the official announcement in Austin over
the weekend, and he was a big weekend for Taylor Swift.
She bought back the master recordings of her first six albums.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Six years ago, producer Scooter.

Speaker 11 (26:19):
Braun acquired her catalog without her approval. Oh the music
catalog was later sold to Shamrock Capital, who now has
sold it back to Taylor Swift for around three hundred
and sixty million dollars. Yeah, Hollywood mourning the loss of
Loretta Swift. Swift, best known for her starring as Margaret

(26:41):
hot lips U Lahan on the show Match. Loretta Swift,
who was eighty seven years old, passed away Friday at
her apartment in New York City.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
No cause of death has been revealed, but it is
believed she died from natural causes.

Speaker 11 (26:54):
Also passing away this weekend, actress Valerie Mahaffey, known for
her roles on Northern expos Your Big Sky, and Desperate Housewise.
She was seventy one and had been battling cancer and
a pop culture website bow called Dum has been asking
its fans to rate celebrity kissers from personal experience.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
Now, there's no way of knowing.

Speaker 11 (27:17):
If any of these stories are true, but then that
has never stopped a rumor from spreading his gold.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
Here are some of the responses.

Speaker 11 (27:25):
Aerosmith Stephen Tyler fifteen out of ten when.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
Makeout, he stopped to mew at me multiple times.

Speaker 11 (27:34):
How about this one from Fast and the Furious, then
Diesel the worst kisser you could ever imagine, one of
those guys who always has those crusties on the side
of his own so gross, sloppy, wet, a lot of tongue.
And yes, Fast and Furious, horrible kisser, horrible manners.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
And that, my friends, is your head lines from Hollywood.

Speaker 10 (27:58):
No, we're all smarter than we're tuned into that Dallas
four worst classic rock lone star ninety two to five.
By the way, Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones, Yeah,
turned seventy eight yesterday. That's right, Wow, and the late
Charlie watch today would have been eighty four years.

Speaker 11 (28:16):
I saw Mick Jagger's post wishing him a happy birthday
this morning.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Anna's got a cool Ronnie Wood piece up on the
time Wasters where Ronnie just celebrated fifty years of being
the new guy.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Yeah, in The Stones.

Speaker 10 (28:28):
I saw that first tour when he was on there
was at the Cotton Bowl. I drove up here from Beaumont.
I was working in Beaumont, and I drove up here
just to see that show. And I said, wait a minute, that's.

Speaker 11 (28:40):
And just like the last time you saw The Rolling Stones,
you were stuck in traffic trying to get there.

Speaker 7 (28:45):
Let's not talk about that about that.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (28:48):
A week from today, we're going to be doing the
Blood Drive. Jimmy's going to join us at the what's
it called the Alley It used to be the Allen.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Is the Credit Union of Texas Events Center in Allan.

Speaker 10 (28:58):
I want to make sure as off any of the.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Morning right there on Stacey Road.

Speaker 10 (29:02):
So I got a wake up slap that Jimmy was
an intricate part of that.

Speaker 7 (29:06):
I'll play for you.

Speaker 10 (29:07):
But now it is time for the educational part of
the show.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
Listen and learn.

Speaker 10 (29:14):
It's time for did you know?

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Now?

Speaker 10 (29:18):
I have some more things that you never knew there
was a name for. Okay, for example, Morton's toad. Do
you know what Morton's toe is? That's when your second
toe is bigger than your big toe like Stephen Tyler.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
Yeah, that's not bigger. That's next.

Speaker 10 (29:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
Then there's the Snelling charts. Okay, what is that?

Speaker 10 (29:41):
That is the chart you look at when you take
an eye exam oh, smelling close one eye.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
Why isn't it the scene chart instead of the snelling chart.

Speaker 10 (29:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
Good point.

Speaker 10 (29:52):
Some guy named Snelling it is. I want my name
on it. Then there's oblius. That's the divis vision sign oh,
divided by sign as I used to say that. Then
there's polo flum bundles. Those are those long stringy things
you see when you peel a banana.

Speaker 11 (30:12):
Oh, those are the long string of things that hang
off word again it's filomen bundles.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
Close enough.

Speaker 10 (30:21):
Uh. Then there's sematic satiation. That's what happens when you
say a word that so long it loses its meaning,
like the one you just said. Exactly. There's octo thorpe. Okay,
that is the pound button. I'm sorry, hashtag, that's that
little symbol right there, guy.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
No, mastia has something to do with females.

Speaker 10 (30:46):
Man boobs kind of to do with females. And you
know when when you're like in a gym or something,
you see your guy with you just.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
Kind of look out, man, I don't want to see that.

Speaker 10 (30:57):
How about this Monda Green that is misheard song lyrics
all the.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
Time, all the time.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
We call them garbled lyrics. Well, you should do a
Monta Green show someday. We've done it before. Awesome.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
Then there's scurry funge.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
Oh my god, that sounds nasty.

Speaker 11 (31:15):
I know.

Speaker 10 (31:16):
It's the time you run around cleaning frantically right before
company comes over.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
It happens every week.

Speaker 10 (31:21):
Yeah, that's right. And then there's a f thongs all
rightth songs are silent letters. Okay, yeah, yeah, won't you
just call them silent letters? That's what they are. Yeah, God,
Lone Star ninety two five Frankenstein produced by the late
great Rick Derringer.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (31:40):
He produced that for the Edgar Winner group because they
was tight.

Speaker 10 (31:44):
They used to hang out a lot. Okay, coming up
a chance for you to pick your ticket. You can
choose between a pair of tickets to see Kansas thirty
eight special and Dave Mason, or we got Rangers tickets
when they play the Seattle Mariners.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
When they come to town.

Speaker 10 (31:58):
But now I picked this one because Jimmy's gonna join
us for our first Blood Drive appearance. That wall be
a Credit Union of Texas Events Center in Allen. Did
I get it right?

Speaker 6 (32:08):
Yes? You did that week from today?

Speaker 10 (32:10):
Too many damn words? So this is this is a
wake up slap that Jimmy was a part of. He
played the Little Kid. Okay, here you go. Hello? Yes?
Is this Miss Maxwell? Yes it is I Miss Max Mail.
How are you today? Fine?

Speaker 12 (32:27):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (32:27):
How you doing?

Speaker 7 (32:28):
This is Wendell. I'm Chris's dad.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Oh, yes, are you doing?

Speaker 7 (32:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (32:32):
Yeah, I hope he was well behaved over the weekend
at the little slumber.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
Party your hat?

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Oh he was. He's a real three boy.

Speaker 10 (32:38):
Well did anything happen over the weekend that I need
to know about?

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Well, I'm not really you know, we think all the
kids came over. We had a good time, you know,
just watch movies where she watched Charlie Talks Factory and
he really liked that one.

Speaker 7 (32:52):
Yeah, I had a good time. Well did you give
him any kind of snacks any?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Well we had some popcorn and ice cream is some cheeseburgers?

Speaker 7 (33:02):
Oh you did?

Speaker 13 (33:02):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (33:02):
Huh?

Speaker 10 (33:03):
Did you also feed him breakfast the next day? Did
you give him cereal, Yes, we have cereal. Why did
you put milk in the cereal?

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Why do we put milk in the cereal?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (33:14):
Why did you put milk in the cereal? Why did
you feed him cheeseburgers and ice cream?

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Well, he wanted him, I mean everyone was in him
and he seemed to want him. And I guess you
put milk and cereal so we all have that.

Speaker 10 (33:25):
Why would you do that when you know he's lactose intolerable.
He's lactose and tolerant, lactose intolerable.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
He is.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Yeah, we we did not know that. No one ever
told me that.

Speaker 10 (33:35):
You didn't talk to my wife, he didn't tell you. No, Well,
he's lactose tolerable. And I had to take him to
the emergency room. His head swolled all up, had big
old purple splotches all over it, and they spraut it
up all over his face.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Oh is he okay?

Speaker 10 (33:49):
Yeah, he's uh keys here now I had to keep
him home from school.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Oh no, I'm so sorry. I did not know. No
one ever told me.

Speaker 10 (33:59):
Hold on just a second, here, boys, go sit over.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
I'm talking on the phone.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I don't care.

Speaker 10 (34:05):
Listen, Miss Maxwell. Uh you should have known he was
lactose intolerable. You should have known that.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Well, how was I supposed to know that? Though no
one told me.

Speaker 10 (34:12):
You didn't talk to my wife. My wife didn't tell
you he was lactose and tolerance. He shouldn't have had
cheeseburgers and ice cream and he damn sure. I shouldn't
have had no milk on the cereal.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Well, he was fine to not before. I mean, we
had cheeseburgers in ice cream and he seemed okay, he
was fine.

Speaker 10 (34:25):
I had to put a heating pad on his neck.
He looked like a big old plumb or something. I
might have to take him back to the emergency room.
I just got back from the emergency room, and I
might have taken him back and get his head lanced.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Well, well, I mean, sir, I'm sorry, but knowing that
he didn't tell me, Well.

Speaker 10 (34:41):
You know, there, someone's gonna have to pay these doctor bills,
and it's gonna have to be you. You shouldn't have
given him that stuff when he's lactose and tolerated.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Wait, you want me to pay for your doctor bills
for your kid when you didn't tell us that he
was lacked us intolerable.

Speaker 10 (34:52):
Well, he should have told you, and my wife should
have told you. Somebody should have told you.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
You should not tell me. Your wife did not tell me,
and you certainly did not tell me.

Speaker 10 (34:59):
You should can't have given him the milk for his cereal,
and you damn sure shouldn't have given him them cheeseburgers,
And I mean that's cheese cheese.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Come on, hello, Well, now, how the hell am I
supposed to know that your kid can't have milk or
cheese if no one tells me.

Speaker 7 (35:12):
Well, my wife said that she told you.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
She didn't.

Speaker 10 (35:15):
Well, you deliberately gave him that stuff that he ain't
supposed to have. Now somebody's going to pay them doctor bills.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Is gonna have to be you that it would be
my I never gave him some deliberately he wanted it.

Speaker 10 (35:24):
Well, I don't care if he wanted it, You shouldn't
have given it to him.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
How the hell am I supposed to know not to
feed a kid milk or cheese if his parents don't
have the responsibility.

Speaker 10 (35:34):
To call me, Well, somebody should have told you, and
I thought you knew. But the point is is I
have to get his head lance now and that's not
going to be a pretty sight for him, cause lit't
don't cry.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Yeah, I hear him. You should have been responsible and
don't someboud your damn kid if he's got a problem.

Speaker 10 (35:50):
I know it hurts, boy, I know it hurts. Yes,
that woman is just irresponsible what she did to you?

Speaker 5 (35:58):
The responsible mind? Well, listen to me, all right, what
this is your damn problem? You need to take responsibility
for your damn kid. You're gonna call me and tell
me that I need to pay for a doctor's bill
because you're not a good parent.

Speaker 10 (36:10):
Well, you're gonna have to pay for them doctor bills.

Speaker 13 (36:12):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
I'm not paying for damn doctor bill.

Speaker 10 (36:14):
Dare No?

Speaker 5 (36:15):
I know I am not.

Speaker 10 (36:17):
Yes, you are, No, I am not.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
You need you need to own it to the fact
that you're a bad parent.

Speaker 10 (36:22):
Not a bad parent, you're a bad parent. He ain't
never gonna spend not over at your house again ever.

Speaker 13 (36:26):
Ever.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
Let me tell you something, if he turns out to
be anything like you, I don't want my kid to
come hanging around like this.

Speaker 10 (36:32):
Excuse me?

Speaker 5 (36:33):
What what was that?

Speaker 8 (36:34):
No?

Speaker 5 (36:34):
I don't think something.

Speaker 10 (36:35):
I ain't gonna take this from you.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
No, Oh, let me tell you that I don't have
to say this from you. Okay, you no, you become
a good parent, then you can call me back.

Speaker 11 (36:42):
All right.

Speaker 12 (36:43):
What Okay, so we let her steal a little while
Doom doom, I can advance my hand.

Speaker 7 (36:58):
I got to get his head.

Speaker 10 (37:00):
Get that puss out of there.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Okay, Miss Max ro what you hang up on me for? Dad?

Speaker 10 (37:15):
Gumy my my son. Listen to him crying in the background.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
That's a bit quick calling.

Speaker 10 (37:21):
No, no, no, no, just a minute, just a minute, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, man'am.
Calm down, don't get your panties in the water. Is
your husband? Is your husband home right now?

Speaker 5 (37:29):
No, he's at work where you should be right now.

Speaker 10 (37:31):
And yell at me, Well, the reason your husband isn't
home is because he sent you a wake up slap.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
It's bow and Jim at CAZy.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
No, got your.

Speaker 10 (37:44):
Ass, got gotcha?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
You are not God.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (37:53):
You know I'd love to stick around, but I gotta
go give my boy's head lance Okay, fucking.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
It hurts, Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (38:05):
Yes, Dallas Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
We're gonna talk Kelly Hanson, a foreigner who he says
he's retired.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Yep, he's done.

Speaker 7 (38:16):
He's had it stick a fork in him. He's done.
But now I'll give you a chance to pick your ticket.

Speaker 10 (38:23):
Choose between tickets to see Kansas thirty eighth Special and
Dave Mason that's it the Pavilion a Toyota Music Factory
on July twentieth, Or you can have a family four
pack of tickets to see your Texas Rangers take on
Seattle Sunday, June the twenty ninth. Of course, whichever one
you don't pick goes into the ticket window at eight forty.
And since we told you it was Clint Eastwood's ninety

(38:46):
fifth birthday, Wow, we're going to play fraction flickers. As
you can tell, I'm going to play the trailer of
a Clint Eastwood movie. And this is pretty easy.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Okay, are you gonna tell us what decade this meant?

Speaker 10 (39:00):
Narrow it down?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
But you must have one hundred movies in his resume.

Speaker 10 (39:03):
I think this was two thousand and eight. That reason,
it's fairly recent. Okay, tell me this Clint Eastwood movie.

Speaker 17 (39:11):
Dan, he worked hard your whole life. Aya's time you
started thinking about taking it easier. And these places are
nothing like what you'd think. They're great.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Kicking us out on his birthday. I told you this
was a bad.

Speaker 18 (39:23):
Idea, and Dorothy mentioned specifically that it was her desire
for you to go to confession, and I confess.

Speaker 7 (39:28):
That I have no desire to confess to a boy
that's just out of the seminary.

Speaker 18 (39:32):
I heard there was some trouble in the neighborhood. Why
didn't you call the police?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
I prayed that they would show up, but nobody answered.

Speaker 10 (39:42):
Here's zeal you stay with because if I have to
come back here again, it's going to be likely.

Speaker 11 (39:47):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Well, whatever it is, they won't have a chance.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
This is my brother's favorite.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Had bought it, liked it somewhere.

Speaker 10 (40:00):
Really should I play it one more time?

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (40:03):
Okay, one more time.

Speaker 17 (40:04):
Dandy worked hard your whole life each time you started
thinking about taking it easier. And these places are nothing
like what you think because they're great checking us out
on his birthday.

Speaker 18 (40:15):
I told you this was a bad idea, and Dorothy
mentioned specifically that it was her desire for you to
go to confession.

Speaker 10 (40:21):
And I confess that I have no desire to confess
to a boy that's just out of the seminary.

Speaker 18 (40:26):
I heard there was some trouble in the neighborhood. Why
didn't you call the police?

Speaker 2 (40:30):
I prayed that they would show up, but nobody answered.

Speaker 12 (40:35):
Here's the if you stayed with because if I have
to come back here again, it's gonna be luckly.

Speaker 18 (40:40):
What are you gonna do, Walt?

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Whatever it is, they won't have a chance, they won't.

Speaker 17 (40:46):
Have a kid.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
Yeah, Walt, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Walt?

Speaker 10 (40:50):
Two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven.
You gotta admit this was pretty easy.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
I see.

Speaker 10 (40:57):
Well on them, show tell me what Clint Eastwood.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Movie that is.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
That's it, That's.

Speaker 10 (41:05):
What I took it easy on you.

Speaker 7 (41:07):
Yeah, I could have gone way.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
Back because thank god it's Monday.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
Damn right. Okay, first of all, who.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Is this marking?

Speaker 10 (41:15):
Darland marking? Darl al mark which tickets do you want?
You want tickets to see Kansas thirty eighth special and
Dave Mason or you want those Rangers tickets.

Speaker 7 (41:27):
Let's go with Kansas Kansas all right?

Speaker 10 (41:30):
That means Rangers tickets in the eight forty ticket window.

Speaker 7 (41:33):
Hold on just a minute, we'll hook you up.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
Bye all right, first caller, First caller, Hey, Bo.

Speaker 11 (41:39):
And I aren't the only ones opening up the lone
Star ticket window. Jeff k will be opening it up
this afternoon. He'll do that around four thirty five, and
he has tickets for you to go to the Outlaw
Music Festival to see Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan tofif
at Doseki's Pavilion. So if you want to win, make
sure you're listening all day long to lone Star ninety two.

Speaker 10 (41:58):
Five Dallas War's classic rock Lone Star ninety two five
Rangers tickets in the eight forty ticket window.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
Four of them, four of them.

Speaker 10 (42:09):
That's right, faul Pack family, faux Pack, take the whole.
Sam Dammling. Oh look who's on the phone. It's Kelly
Handsome from Warner Mark. Kelly, good morning, how you being
my friend?

Speaker 8 (42:20):
Before we get there, does anyone ever refer to you
guys as banana?

Speaker 17 (42:25):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (42:26):
Good?

Speaker 10 (42:26):
Now everybody's going to refer to us as bad greatness?
Thanks Kelly. Okay, Kelly, Now we know the reason for
this call, and Foreigner has literally been your band for
twenty years.

Speaker 7 (42:42):
So why are you cutting out now?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Well?

Speaker 8 (42:44):
I wouldn't exactly say that, but I know the gist
of what you're saying. And the fact is I've been
in this band for twenty years, singing a wonderful catalog
of songs that are in very high keys, and it
doesn't get easier, and I don't want to. And I've
also been in the music business for almost fifty years.

(43:04):
I want to do other things. You know, when you're
on the road nine months a year for twenty years,
first of all, you're incredibly thankful for the opportunity, which
I am. But secondly, you realize that you miss a lot.
You know. I can't tell you how many life events
that I missed and the things I wasn't able to
do because I was doing this other thing that I

(43:25):
loved And I got married, just had fifth anniversary, and
I want to do things with my family. I want
to do things around the house. I want to travel
without a gig connected to it while I still can.
You know, all those kinds of things. It's not because
there's any problem or issue with the band at all.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
I love the guys.

Speaker 18 (43:42):
I love the band.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
You know, it's a great place to be and as
a lead singer, you could have not dreamed a better
thing to do, and I want to also leave when
I'm at my best, not when I'm going downhill.

Speaker 10 (43:56):
Well, you gave us reason number one, reason number two,
reason number three.

Speaker 7 (44:01):
You never suck.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
You bring it all the time.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
The way I guarantee that I don't is to leave
when I'm good.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (44:09):
Well, like so many people, I was shocked when I
saw the season finale of The Voice and you made
the announcement during that great Foreigner medley, when is your
last show going to be?

Speaker 6 (44:22):
You said you're going to do it at the end
of the summer tour. When's your last show?

Speaker 8 (44:25):
Well, we haven't really come up with that yet. Part
of the reason is this, there might be some shows
still coming in that might be perfect to be the
last show. But I'm assuming, without making a promise, that
it's going to be sometime in October. So I'll be
playing with the band through October, and I want to
encourage people to go to Foreigner online and come party

(44:48):
with me and the band with me one last time
this summer. I know it's going to be a hell
of a thing and it's going to be fun. I
think there might be some surprises. There's going to be
a lot of emotion, and as I'm having waves of
it now as I did when I left the stage
at the Voice.

Speaker 10 (45:05):
So I want to share that I am so.

Speaker 11 (45:08):
Excited you said at the end of October, because you
and Foreigner are scheduled to play Lucas Oil Live just
up the road from US October fourth, So now everybody
has to get tickets to that show.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
That's right, everybody should come out.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
It's going to be good.

Speaker 10 (45:23):
Now, what do you say to people who now say
that Foreigner is just a tribute at because there's no
original members in the lineup. That's kind of a bad
thing to say, because Foreigner has always been.

Speaker 8 (45:35):
Foreigner, and you know, Foreigner still is Foreigner. Luis Maldonado
is going to take over lead vocals. He was picked
by Mick Jones, who is the visionary of this band,
and she's the one that set the standard for this band.
Louis has been in the band almost five years now
and he's multi talented guy, great guitar player, great singer.

(45:56):
So it only made sense to have Luise take over
because the ad and the Foreigner audience knows him. And
the thing is, we very much understand what the foreigner
vibe is you know, there's things about it that you
have to understand to be able to be in this
band and to do it properly. And we are all

(46:16):
guys that have been around the block, and we appreciate
the opportunity to do what we do with this band,
but it's always been under the foreigner control umbrella, under
Mick Jones guidance, under the standard that he set and
we continue to follow.

Speaker 10 (46:34):
Okay, now, when you first got into the band, what
was your approach to interpreting their songs that you are
about to sing.

Speaker 8 (46:42):
I've always said that my job is not to show
how how good I can sing. My job is to
sing these songs the way fans learn to love them,
because that's what I like when I go to a concert.
I like to hear those little hooks and those little
what they call ear candy and things that everybody knows
and sings along with, like when I do a shout

(47:04):
out and to the audience stuff with my handout and
they sing, shall I leave you My key?

Speaker 5 (47:10):
But you have to do that way.

Speaker 8 (47:13):
And even when I was in my former band Hurricane,
I always sang the songs like I sang them on
the record, and I think that that's an important part
of delivering the songs. And everybody has their own opinion.
A lot of people have their own different opinion from that.
That's just my personal take on it.

Speaker 11 (47:29):
Kelly, can you tell us about the conversation that you
had with Nick Jones about you leaving Foreigner.

Speaker 8 (47:35):
I brought this to him in about twenty twenty two
because I was thinking about when and how to do this,
because even for a couple of years previous, I was
saying to myself, Jesus, if I could just get six
months off, you know, because I'm thankful and grateful for
opportunity to be the lead singer of this unbelievable band
where all the songs are songs that are well known.

(47:59):
But I think I'm allowed to say it's really, really difficult,
and the traveling is really, you know, rough, and to
do it year after year after year is something that
you have to decide whether you want to continue doing that.
And Nick was very supportive. He didn't want me to go,
of course, we've done so much together, he and I,
but he he ultimately understood and I had to make

(48:22):
this decision. Even I know I'm affecting a lot of people,
but ultimately I have to make a decision.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
What is best for me.

Speaker 7 (48:30):
I know you're a very good cook. What you've been
fixing lately?

Speaker 8 (48:34):
I had ten people over and I made lazani for
ten people.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
Oh nice.

Speaker 8 (48:40):
I make all kinds of stuff with a stuffed lamb roulette.
I'll make pulled pork tacos.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Oh damn speech.

Speaker 8 (48:51):
I mean, it's all across the board I make. I
make all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 10 (48:54):
So maybe you should open up Kelly's restaurant cook all
these things for body only.

Speaker 8 (48:58):
If I'm not using my money, Well, I'm tapped out.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
For this week.

Speaker 10 (49:04):
Kelly's Kelly Hanson, the soon to be former lead singer
of Foreigner.

Speaker 7 (49:09):
We're gonna miss you a lot.

Speaker 10 (49:10):
It's not gonna be the same without you at the
front of Foreigner.

Speaker 8 (49:13):
Oh I appreciate that. And everybody go to Foreigner online
dot com or Foreigner Live on Instagram and find where
we're playing. Close to you and let's have one last
party with me.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
Yeah, we'll see you October fourth.

Speaker 8 (49:24):
All right, thanks Kelly, Thank you guys.

Speaker 10 (49:29):
Dallas Forest Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two to five.
I guess Kelly Hansen.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
Is just adding you know, I was very impressed in that.

Speaker 11 (49:37):
He said, you know, his voice, his vocal cords can't
really hit those high notes anymore, and he was like,
it's time.

Speaker 10 (49:43):
Well, the older you get, the harder those notes are. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Yeah, I'm guessing if Kelly Hanson can't do it anymore,
then there was no point in bringing up lou Graham.

Speaker 10 (49:53):
Yeah, cause I don't know. That's a whole other thing.

Speaker 11 (49:56):
Graham is doing certain dates on their Latin America tour,
is going to be coming up during the North American
tour as well.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
I don't think Luke can handle the heavy traveling any
better than Kelly town Man.

Speaker 10 (50:08):
By the way, do you know who turned seventy seven
years old today?

Speaker 8 (50:12):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (50:13):
Jerry Mathers Ah the bea.

Speaker 10 (50:17):
So I thought i'd say this honor of his birthday.
I'll pick it now for.

Speaker 13 (50:27):
A show was born in the fifties about a family
so white. The re runs will last forever, so you
can watch the show every night.

Speaker 10 (50:42):
Leave it to beever.

Speaker 13 (50:46):
In the morning, Beaver, every day of the week.

Speaker 12 (50:51):
Beaver.

Speaker 9 (50:54):
Hey, Wally, how come your little brothers a geek war
does squat for a living, but.

Speaker 13 (51:06):
You wears pearls every day and when they wanna make whoopee,
guess who gets in the way.

Speaker 6 (51:16):
Leave it to beaver.

Speaker 13 (51:21):
In the bedroom.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
Beaver all through the place.

Speaker 19 (51:26):
Beaver, gosh, lumpy. The beaver is always in your face. Now,
we can't stand Eddie Haskell. He's always telling those lies.
When he enters the kitchen.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
He says, missus cleaver, she look nice.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
Leave it to beaver.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
On the cable.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
Beaver on the uh F.

Speaker 9 (52:01):
Beaver.

Speaker 10 (52:03):
You can't avoid it.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Beavers like taxes and depth.

Speaker 10 (52:07):
It's always bever.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
In the morning, beaver all through the night.

Speaker 7 (52:15):
Let shoot the beaver.

Speaker 10 (52:18):
Oh wait, that doesn't mean what what do you think?
By the way, I just thought i'd let you know
there now we mentioned this earlier. Loretta Switt, best known
for her Emmy winning role as Major Margaret hot Lips
Hulahan on the TV show Mash. She died Friday at
her New York City home at age eighty seven. I

(52:41):
didn't know she was that all right now, And she
had just posted a couple of weeks before on social media.

Speaker 13 (52:46):
Now.

Speaker 10 (52:46):
She founded the Sweetheart Animal Alliance in twenty sixteen. And
I made something, some audio thing for and she said
it to it. I don't even know what it was,
but she requested that somebody do something. Thought, I'll do it.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
That's awesome what it was.

Speaker 10 (53:05):
I loved her in mass She was one of only
two cast members to appear in both the pilot and
the nineteen eighty three finale, which drew over one hundred
million viewers.

Speaker 7 (53:15):
Yeah it was her and Radar Yeah Original Yeah.

Speaker 10 (53:19):
Switch portrayed Hulahan for all eleven seasons, turning ten Emmy
nominations and winning twice. Hated to see her go, and
then Sally Kellerman passed away.

Speaker 7 (53:31):
Not that long ago. She played a cool hot lips
of Lahan in the movie Mo.

Speaker 10 (53:36):
Yeah, that was it. Sorry to hear that.

Speaker 6 (53:38):
Okay, bo if I mentioned the name Patricia Crenwinkle, do
you know who I'm talking about?

Speaker 7 (53:42):
One of the Manson girls.

Speaker 6 (53:44):
That's right.

Speaker 11 (53:44):
California State Parole Board recommended parole for Patricia Crenwinkle, a
follower of the cult leader Charles Manson. The decision now
will have to be approved by California Governor Gavin Newsom,
who denied her first parole recommendation. The governor's review process
can take up to one hundred and fifty days following

(54:04):
a parole hearing. The seventy seven year old is serving
a life sentence in the California Institution for Women for
her role in the killings of pregnant actors Sharon Tate
and four others in August of nineteen sixty nine and
what prosecutors have called Manson's attempt to start a race war.

Speaker 7 (54:21):
That's what he said.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Yes.

Speaker 11 (54:23):
Patricia Cranwinkle was recommended for parole for the first time
back in May of twenty twenty two, but Gavin Newsom
denied clemency five months later. She was previously denied parole
fourteen times before then. Cranwinkle is now the state's longest
serving inmate, and it looks like she's gonna keep on
serving because I don't think Newsom is gonna except that goal.

Speaker 13 (54:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (54:44):
No, you're not getting out. No no, no, no, long
as they make Folgers coffee, she ain't getting out.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Did you a'll probably know this, But out of the
Manson clan, we have one member there that's a local. Yeah,
Harley Tex text Tex was from what McKinney.

Speaker 10 (55:00):
Yeah, McKinny, Oh my god, yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Pepsi cola company who they formally emblazon themselves as Pepsi Coo.
Nowadays have won the dismissal of a big lawsuit by
a former exec who said the food and beverage company
defrauded and defamed him by denying him credit that he
came up with the idea for flaming hot cheetah.

Speaker 10 (55:21):
Remember this guy filed that suit earlier, and then it
was discressed.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
They made a Netflix series about it.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
That's right exactly, and and you know what, it's se
so great. It really has become a big deal. In
a decision on Wednesday, US District Judge John Holcombe said
Richard montonez he retired from PepsiCo in twenty nineteen to
become a full time motivational speaker. By the way, did
not show that PepsiCo and his Freedo lay unit intentionally

(55:47):
remagged on a promise to tell the true story of
how he created the popular spicy chips. The judge also
said PepsiCo did not defame him by allegedly refusing in
twenty twenty three to assist in this documentary. We were
just talking about about his life unless it debunked his claim.

Speaker 13 (56:06):
So there you go.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
Done, dun done.

Speaker 10 (56:09):
Y'all know who Sidney Sweeney is, don't.

Speaker 8 (56:11):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (56:11):
Yeah, the actress.

Speaker 10 (56:12):
Yeah, you can now purchase her bath water sort of,
sort of. The Emmy nominated actress in Hollywood Heart Throb
is promoting a new soap that's made with a touch
of water that she took a bath in.

Speaker 6 (56:26):
She took a note from Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Yes, Yes, perverts line up around the block and an
orderly fall.

Speaker 8 (56:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (56:33):
One year after a bathing Sweeney appeared in a Doctor's
Squatch bodywatch promotion, the two have now collaborated to launch
Sydney's Bathwater Blitz.

Speaker 7 (56:45):
For those looking to leather up with it.

Speaker 10 (56:47):
See limited edition soap will go on sale this coming
Friday at eleven am.

Speaker 7 (56:53):
For only eight dollars a ball.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
Yeah, hard pass Yeah.

Speaker 10 (56:57):
Only five thousand bars of that soap will be made,
with Doctor Squatch awarding one hundred bars to lucky bathers
through a giveaway on its Instagram and website.

Speaker 6 (57:07):
Doctor Sauce wlotch sus Squatt.

Speaker 10 (57:10):
The company described it as a perfect combination of the
two sweetest places on the planet, the outdoors and Sydney
Sweeney's back Whatever Dallas for orst classic rock Lone Star
ninety two to five.

Speaker 7 (57:21):
That song reminds me of this story.

Speaker 10 (57:24):
Oh yeah, an Oregon man who quit his job at
a tire company liquidated all his retirement savings to set
saale for Hawaii with his cat Phoenix.

Speaker 6 (57:37):
I've seen the videos that he's posted on social media.

Speaker 10 (57:40):
He reached his destination about a week ago, welcome by
cheering fans at the end of a week's long journey
that he documented for his massive followers on social media.

Speaker 6 (57:49):
Yeah, it's pretty incredible.

Speaker 10 (57:51):
His name is Oliver Widsker, and he was also greeted
by Hawaii Governor Josh Green. Doesn't Josh Green sound like
he should be governor of Oregon not Hawaii. Well, anyway,
he was welcomed at the Waikiki Yacht Club on a Wahoo.
He acknowledged he was nervous facing a huge crowd of

(58:11):
his social media followers and a whole bunch of reporters.
He became an online sensation with his story, which followed
the diagnosis four years ago with a syndrome that carried
a risk of paralysis, and he didn't want to have
that happened to him. So it made him realize that
he disliked his managerial job and one day said the

(58:34):
hell with it. He quit his job with no money,
no plan, and ten thousand dollars in debt and the
goal of buying a sailboat and sailing around the world.
He taught himself to sail, mostly through YouTube videos, and
moved from Portland to the Oregon coast. He set sail
for Hawaii with Phoenix in late April and made it

(58:56):
across the ocean a couple of weekends.

Speaker 11 (58:57):
Zo Now, man, his cuts were really scary because you
just see how vast the ocean is, how small you
are as a human being.

Speaker 10 (59:05):
Well, he said, the scariest point of the trip was
when a rudder failed, but he said highlights included seeing
dolphins and whales everywhere and periods of calm, quiet Pacific waters.
Green presented Widger with a proclamation. Fans swarmed him with
a news conference in many holding cameras wanting to take
selfies with him. That sweet, sweet, I don't know if

(59:28):
I could do that, man, I definitely can't. No way
on the water all alone, just you and your cat
and the sailboats and a sail boat.

Speaker 6 (59:39):
Have you ever seen how big those waves get?

Speaker 7 (59:43):
Flip yeah, sailboat yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
I think the first few days had be like this
is great, and then I'd be like, please, I want
my mom.

Speaker 10 (59:53):
Could you'll send helicopter and PIGMIU okay, who want our
Rangers ticket is first time winner from Arlington, tex Mike
Rowsey apparently a distant relation to Smoke show Fighter Ronda Rash.
Oh no, where you go?

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 11 (01:00:10):
Hey, when you get to work, make sure you tune
into lone Star ninety two five so you don't miss
out on your favorite classic rock. Plus, we give you
sixty minutes of NonStop classic rock while you work twice
a day Monday through Friday. We do it just before
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with our own jeffk sixty minutes of NonStop classic rock
on lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 7 (01:00:31):
Old booooomen clean him toes off.

Speaker 10 (01:00:40):
The boy does have some funky ass told, but we
ain't picking on Steven Tyler today, well just a little.
Well maybe with the subject of funky ass feet come up. Well,
let's talk time wasters here for a Monday, because if
you just got to work, you don't want to start
working right away.

Speaker 11 (01:00:59):
We don't, so you shouldn't either, all right, And we've
got some good stuff up on time Wasters on the
Bow and Them show page.

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
This is at long Start ninety two to five dot Com.
Sammy Hagar ready to do it again, Bo Roberts.

Speaker 11 (01:01:11):
Fresh off his nine day Las Vegas residency, Sammy Hagar
says he wouldn't mind doing a Vegas residency again next year.
In a recent interview, he said he doesn't like touring,
but he loves playing music, and Sammy tells us the
Dolby Live at Park MGM is the perfect size venue
for him.

Speaker 15 (01:01:31):
I can play a small enough or you know, medium
sized venue. I can play it for the rest of
my life. Because my fans they want to see every show.
You know, they keep coming, they keep coming. It's a
little bit of like the Grateful Dead, these redheads, you know,
they just feel like, you know, they got to see
every show we do. People say, hey, man, why don't
you play the stadium down there for sixty thousand. I'm
going I don't think I have sixty thousand fans, but

(01:01:54):
I can play ten nights for six thousand.

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
God say come on now, hey, over we again.

Speaker 11 (01:02:00):
Sammy Hagar hosted the twenty first annual Toby Keith and
Friends Golf Classic at Keith's Bellmar Golf Club in Norman, Oklahoma. Sammy,
as you know, Bo was great friends with the country
singer who died from cancer last year at.

Speaker 6 (01:02:14):
The age of sixty two.

Speaker 11 (01:02:16):
With Bono's documentary Stories of Surrender now streaming on Apple
TV Plus, there's also a three song EP that you
may want to check out, available on streaming services. The
Stories of Surrender EP contains Bono's versions of three U
two songs Desire Sunday, Bloody Sunday and The Showmen as
they were done on the band's twenty twenty three album

(01:02:36):
Songs A Surrender. Bono also plugged the documentary and the
EP with a three hour appearance on the Joe Rogan
Experience podcast, and we have that up if you missed it.
Carlos Santana has recorded a song with the Mexican band
group of Fronteta, which hails from my hometown of Edinburgh,
Texas in the Rio Grand Valley. Commenting on me, Carlos

(01:03:01):
Santana says, it's all about healing people. I'm sorry, It's
all about healing people, sharing lightlove, enjoy, with them.

Speaker 10 (01:03:08):
That's how Carlo thank you for asking. When you're asking
a question, he.

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
Goes, oh, thank you for asking.

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
He's such a hippie flower child, didn't he?

Speaker 10 (01:03:17):
I love him, but I've mean when he first came here,
when I first moved back to Dallas, he came out,
oh man, how you doing. He's gotten a little more spiritual.
I guess I do that to people sometimes.

Speaker 11 (01:03:27):
I know you don't really understand Spanish. But this song
mere tito, which means I retire, is so awesome. We
have the song up if you want to listen to it.
Steve the NeXT's debut album, nineteen eighty one's Belladonna has
been reissued on limited edition high end vinyl and it's
available at rhino dot com.

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
We have all that information up.

Speaker 11 (01:03:48):
And the Beatles in mono vinyl box set originally released
back in two thousand and nine back in print and
we have all the information about that. And John Fogerty
has posted highlights from this eighty birthday concert last week
at New York's Beacon Theater. You want to see the
video that he posted, we have it up. Also, War
getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
This Thursday.

Speaker 11 (01:04:13):
The band is also going to make an appearance that
day at Amiba Music in Hollywood.

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
And finally, Happy Gilmore to the trailer.

Speaker 16 (01:04:21):
My name is Happy Gilmore. Thirty years ago, I decided
to give golf a try. But even when you're at
the top of your.

Speaker 7 (01:04:31):
Game, you can always shank one.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
Yes you can.

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
What is this with Leonard Skinner?

Speaker 10 (01:04:39):
Tuesday's gone in the background.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
I don't know. You know how much he loves his rock.

Speaker 12 (01:04:44):
I know.

Speaker 11 (01:04:45):
The Happy Gilmore two will be available on Netflix starting
July twenty fifth. We have all that information up on
the Bow and Them show page at lone Star ninety
two five.

Speaker 10 (01:04:54):
Dot com, Dallas hors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
And yes, we will be doing an after show decompression.
Say you shut up over there trying to turn this
thing down. Yeah, be quiet, machines. Yeah, oops, don't make
me look bad because I made a mistake. You don't
want out.

Speaker 6 (01:05:14):
Thank God, it's Monday and it's over.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Yes, well that's us.

Speaker 10 (01:05:19):
That's the only thing about Monday that's good.

Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
It's it's over now for us, Yes, for us.

Speaker 6 (01:05:24):
Some people are just getting their day started.

Speaker 10 (01:05:28):
Well, hang in there, because it's gonna get better before
it gets worse.

Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Very true.

Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
The longer you work, the closer you get.

Speaker 10 (01:05:36):
To getting all to Friday.

Speaker 7 (01:05:38):
That's right, Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:05:40):
Man, tomorrow's toy box Tuesday. Yeah, you got some goodies
in the bag.

Speaker 10 (01:05:45):
A couple of things planned out for you, or if
you have a suggestion, I'll be glad to see if
I can fetch.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
It for you.

Speaker 10 (01:05:52):
You know, sometimes people tell us things, but wait a minute,
did I do that?

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
Did I go? Oh yeah, I did some real good
stuff that they request?

Speaker 7 (01:06:01):
Yeah, because I don't remember it.

Speaker 10 (01:06:04):
I'm glad you guys do. Okay, so our after show
decompressions as in is next. Feel free to participate if
you want to, because we just have anything to do with.

Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
Show's already over, I know, and I'm ready for my nap.

Speaker 10 (01:06:20):
Oh well, well we'll make it a kind of a
short one so you can get an endlest because I'm
wanting one too.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
On the we're on the Facebook live a couple of moments.

Speaker 10 (01:06:32):
Yes, so tune in and see how ugly we actually do. So,
in other words, just tune in tomorrow and see what happen.
Because we're not sure either.

Speaker 11 (01:06:43):
Okay, we have more tickets for Kansas thirty eight special
Dave Mason to give away.

Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
As well as those Rangers tickets.

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
Yes, you pick which tickets you want.

Speaker 10 (01:06:52):
Whichever ticket you don't want goes into the ticket window.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Key picky pick no pick away.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
People that mark and you have a choice.

Speaker 10 (01:07:01):
That's right, you do, okay, So we'll see on the
after show and see on the show enough show tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (01:07:08):
Thanks for tuning in today. Keep it between the dishes,
all right, I am right Bye,