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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dallas for Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
You know it is the first day of.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Spring, Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
And Anna, a promise is a promise, thank you both.
Here you go.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Spring time barhad lolaen Germany.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
That's almost enough to make you do the elon Musk
Kyle Chit.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
I love the producers and I was lucky enough to
see it on Broadway with Matthew Roderick and Nathan Lane.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh you know yeah, And.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Then of course the movie was great zero mostelle and
uh that was the original producers.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That was nutting. Hopefully this will be an original show
today because no, we're.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Not recorded, no one else will take credit.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
You will know.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So, yes, it is a Fun with Music Day as
well as the first day of Spring. And yes, I've
got some little spring ditties more to play for you
here later on.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Of course at seven fifty you've got a fun way
for people to win those family four pack of tickets
to the worth four hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yes I do. But it's not all gonna be like
fun with Music. It'll have something to do with spring though.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Oh okay, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Ain't gonna tell you just yet. Just gon't have to
be ready.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I love your surprise.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Ring done spring. You all happy Spring. We made it. Okay,
what are we celebrating today?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yes, bo, what are we well?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It is the first day of spring, also known as
the vernal equinox or spring equinox, which takes place when
the sun crosses the celestial equator, an imaginary line in
the sky directly above the Earth equator from south to
the north. And if you're suffering from spring allergies, get
ready because it's supposed to be bad.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, but at least the wind is gone today. No
wind now. Spring officially arrived at like five oh one
this five thirty this morning, So that was the time
where you could stand an egg up. You can't do
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh wow, you never tried that.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
When it's right at the spring equinox, you can stand
an unboiled egg on itself five oh one. Yeah. Sorry, wow.
Alien abduction day. Oh really, Since we're here and not
on some mothership or distant planet, the show will go
on as player is anybody missing down Hall? I don't know.
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When we get here, there's nobody else here. They may
have all been gone.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Everybody's present and accounted, all all right?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It is World Sparrow Day. Yeah, those cute little birds,
but my dad ordered me to be a sparrow hit
man with my baby gun because they were crapping all
over his company car every time he parked it under
the tree in our driveway or are you perking it
under the tree? Pause? That was the only way to part, the.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Only place he had to park in any choice target practice.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yes, yeah, yeah, I got good at it too. It
is huffle Puff Pride Day for Harry Potter fan.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
If you're a Harry Potter fan, you know that Hufflepuff
is one of the four houses of Hogwarts School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry. In those movies, the Hufflepuff House was
founded by Helga huffle Puff, a mid evil witch if
you believe everything that's in those movies. It is French
Language Day Sucker Blue, which is about all I know
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because French class in high school wasn't exactly one of
my best subjects that I don't plan on going to
France anytime soon.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
All I know how to do and French is ask
you how many potatoes you have?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
How many come? And you had four? How they talk?
It is the Great American meatout Day. I know it
sounds dirty, but it's not. It's observed on the first
day of spring, and it encourages everyone to go meat
free to improve their help protect the environment and save animals.
It depends on how hungry I am.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
For charge animal makes me want to have a hamburger.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Wait a minute, it's also a World Frog Day. Do
frog legs count as meat?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, it is Crawfish Cravers Awareness Day. Now that's seafood
so you don't ruin Great American meatout day. A lot
of us will tear up a big plate of mudbugs
if you can set them a Yeah. National Ravioli Day,
Thank you, Chef Boyard.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I grew up on that shote.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh yeah, International Earth Day. It's the only place we've
got to live, so we should practice some kind of
conservation today, though we don't totally ruin the planet. It's
also International Day of Happiness. Hey, I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'm happy to be here.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I'll be happier when the show's over and I'll go
take a nap. And it's absolutely Incredible Kid Day. That is,
until that incredible kid breaks something of value in your house. Yeah, okay,
so we got sports of all sorts by the way,
it's Ben the freaking pool file and I got a
Spring themed mash up too awesome. Do let's do our mornings?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Everybody good?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yes, we got pop something back there. But wait with
two hands? Day? All right, y'all already? Yes, sir, I
hope you're ready because here it comes. It's show time.
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But of course just saying those words isn't gonna get
her to quip her grinning and dropping her in. No,
no go Oh wait, I got a request, a spring request.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Hey, are you gonna play that cartoon? So today the
carts oh owl, joson the owl? Get the name? Yeah,
I love it man, Okay, I will do it for
you probably around seven twenty ish.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, good day. Yeah, remember the little cartoon I left
to sing it? Yes, you know when that cartoon came
out nineteen thirty six?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That's right?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Oh my goshod it holds up, Yes it does.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
People still request it every time. It's first day spreak.
Right now, let's get into sports of all sorts. Brought
to you by the will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers
go to will Height wins dot com. Last night, the
Indiana Pacers rallied from an eleven point deficit in the
final six minutes to beat the short handed Mavericks one
thirty five to one thirty one. Lucas continues exactly the
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MAVs almost won, but as they say, almost only counts
in horseshoes, shot guns, hand grenades, and nuclear bombs. The
Pacers have won four of their last five games and
now lead Milwaukee by one game in the number four
seed in the Eastern Conference. J Washington finished with twenty
six points to lead the Mavericks, who had six of
their eight available players score in double figures. Wow, that
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sounds good way to step up, but now Dallas has
lost nine out of ten so far. Sad that Luca
Kurzings coach Jason Kidds squad certainly played like hell with
the three All Stars Anthony Davis, Kyrie Irving, and Klay
Thompson all sitting out with injuries. They just ran out
of gas late and couldn't finish it off. The Mavericks
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have a home game against Detroit tomorrow night before they
hit the throat again. Tip off against Pistons will be
at seven thirty on Friday.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Sad night for Texas Longhorns fans as Texas failed to
advance to the Round of sixty four. Norns fell to
Xavier last night eighty six to eighty. The Longwreds held
a double digit lead throughout the first four matchup against
the Xavier Musketeers, but then they blew it and their
season was over. And with that loss, it's expected that
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the Long Run Horns will part ways with coach Rodney Terry.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What he got him to march?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah several times too.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
He has three years remaining on a deal that pays
him three million dollars a year. Source close to the
situation told Horns twenty four to seven that Terry will
receive a five point four million contract settlement.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Now.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
The first round of the round is sixty four begins
today and when it comes to Texas team's number one seat,
Houston plays at one this afternoon. They're going to face
SIU Edwardsville Bo's Texas Aggies will face Yale tonight, yeah
six twenty five tip, Oh my goodness, and Texas Tech
where your money went? Because your daughter went to school there?
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Meets up with UNC Wilmington tonight at nine ten. Meanwhile,
in the National Invitational Tournament, basketball Tournament. The SMU Mustangs
beat Northern Iowa in the first round of the NIT
last night. SMU will now advance to the second round Sunday.
They'll face Oklahoma State tip off Sunday at SMU's move
colisseum is it two pm. SMU not the only Texas
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team advancing in the NIT, the North Texas Mean Green.
They beat up on Furman seventy five to sixty four
last night.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
My money went there too. As a matter of fact. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
They advanced to face off with Arkansas State on Sunday
and that game will be at six Sunday night in
Denton at the super Pit.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I dam more on March Madness.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
The average American, according to reports, willing to put about
one hundred and twenty dollars cash on the line for
their March Madness bracket picks this year.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Warning to research, I don't know enough about it to
vt any condred in twenty dollars is not a small
piece of coin if you ask me. Anyway, The younger
generation understand the most that it's high risk, high reward.
Gen Z is willing to lose an average of one
hundred and ninety nine dollars on this JJ of millennials
up the ANNIE to an average loss of two hundred
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and five dollars. On the flip side, baby boomers are
only willing to put up an average of less than
four at.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Stage, we have retirement to think about it.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yes, that's right, that's right, we got we gotta save
for a rainy day. Dam kids.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Almost half participating in college basketball Basketball Madness of March
in some matter, and of those, twenty four percent are
in it to win some money. Now, March Madness takes
precedence over the other obligations. Fifteen percent of gen z
admit they've taken a long lunch at work as to
not miss out on the action. Eleven percent of millennials
have tuned in from the bathroom. Yeah, sitting in there
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on the toilet, honking out of dirt Snake and watching
March Madness on the clock.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
How dare you? Those are for people that are really, really,
really into it.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Yeah, got a lot of money on the line because
I'd wait till I got out of the bathroom after
pinching a low. These surging Dallas Stars will take on
the Tampa Bay Lightning in a rematch of the twenty
twenty Stanley Cup tonight at the American Airline Center. The
Stars and the Lightning will play for the second time
this season, and the Stars won the previous game four
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to two and Tampa Bay back in November. Since then,
Dallas has added Star winger Miko Oorentinen, and the Lightning
traded for a couple of players from the Seattle Kraken.
The Stars are coming off a win in an overtime
thriller against the Anaheim Ducks on Tuesday night. The Lightning
shut out the Flyers in Tampa on Monday night. Both
teams have the same record in their last ten games,
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and the Stars have won eight straight games at home,
tying a franchise record. The puck will drop at seven o'clock.
Now confirm this or deny it?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Is there a chance that my Aggie von Miller may
be coming to the Cowboys? Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
There is.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Now the Dallas Cowboys have a lesson stellar pass rush
when Micah Parsons isn't in the lineup.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
For that reason, it might not be.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
A bad idea for Jerry to kick the tires on
edge rusher von Miller, a former Pro Bowl caliber player
who still has some five left in the tank. If
you ask me now, it is clear that von Miller
is not the player he wants won. He's thirty five
years old, which is old for an NFL player, but
he can still rush the passer. Last season he had
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six sacks in thirteen games off the bench. But he
and Michael Parsons would form a tangible partnership. Don't you
think they could conceivably make things a lot better for
the Cowboys on defense. Von Miller previously signed a six year,
one hundred and twenty million dollar contract with the Buffalo
Bills and was released last month to save roughly eight
point four million dollars in salary cap space. They needed
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every bit of it to get quarterback Josh Allen Steel done. Now,
von Miller is not worth anywhere near that amount. However,
he would probably be enticed to play for a cap
friendly contract so that he can wear the star on
his helmet and have one last day in the sun
with Micah Parsons.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh man, and if it doesn't work out, he can
always go back to raising chickens. He has a big
chicken farm.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Well, we need those eggs, von Miller.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You need those eggs. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
NFL team owners are considering proposals to ban the infamous.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Push push, Oh, let it go. Why don't you learn
to stop it instead of trying to ban it?
Speaker 6 (13:13):
I love the name for change to the playoffs setting format.
This offseason, the Detroit Lions also proposed to eliminate automatic
first downs as a penalty imposed for defensive holding and
illegal contacts.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Things around a little bit, I get a little confusing.
We'll see how it shakes out.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
The Philly Eagles proposed to adopt postseason overtime rules for
the regular season. All these proposals and more are going
to be considered when NFL team owners meet for the
annual LEA meetings later this month. That's going to be
in Palm Beach, Florida. Now, the Eagles proposal to adopt
post season overtime rules for regular season would grant both
teams the opportunity to possess the ball, and that's regardless
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of the outcome of the initial possession.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
So we'll keep you posted. We'll see how this turns out.
Here's another sport to look forward to this year. In
July in Sonkajarvi, Finland, you can participate in or just
watch the wife carrying championship. Legend gentlemen, the winner gets
his wife's weight in beer.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
In beer, yeah, I know a lot of guys that
would want to compete.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Legend has it that this sport is a nod to
the ancient custom of wife's stealing, whereby gangs of Finnish
robbers supposedly rated villages and made off with other men's wives.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, I don't like that game.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Well, today husbands carry their wives through an obstacle course,
climbing over large wooden obstacles, plunging headlong into ice cold
water pools in the process. The quickest pair wins the
wife's weight in beer. As you might expect, a lot
of logger is consumed on the sidelines. Competitions also take
place in Australia, Estonia, Hong Kong, and the US and
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the UK in past years. And before you ask, no,
the participating couples don't actually have to be married. So
book your flight today, Okay, get ready? Yeah, I'm a
freaking full file. Next week on the Bowl and Them show,
Dallas Horus Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five, there
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is Great White Friends. Okay, coming up is going to
be mashup time and it has something to do with spring. Okay,
because today's first day of Spring. Also our giveaway at
seven fifty for the NASCAR tickets also has something to
do with spring. So you just have to wait to
find out what I'm fit to take. All right, now
it's time for the freaking fool file. Lord it loaded.
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First dates can be a little tricky, yes, very t
but one in Atlanta where you came from, right, boy,
they got downright slimy when a woman slurped down forty
eight oysters, Oh my god, racking up a massive tab
and she didn't even zip them in cocktail sauce or
put them on a cracker. He just slurped him out
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of the show.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Can you imagine if that was your first date and
you were watching her do that.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I sat next to a guy in a bar on
Bourbon Street. I think it was Hula Hans, and this
guy ate five dozen oysters. Oh damn, she could only manage.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Four dozens's lady like Jesus.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
The woman posted about the day that Fontane's Oyster House
on TikTok, saying the man asked her out on a
first date just for drinks, but she ended up ordering
and eating four dozen oysters. After the oysters and drinks,
she also ordered crab cakes and potatoes and the dessert.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
And she had him paid for it on a first date.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Well, don't get ahead of me. At some point, the
man had had enough and bailed out on the date,
sticking her with the bill when he got up to
go to the bathroom. Had never came back.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Good for.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
She ended up paying one hundred and eighty five dollars
tab with tip and later texted her date writing, running
out on a tab is krazy with wyy Why why
all that stuff was cozy? Well, he responded, I offered
to take you out for drinks and you ordered all
that food and also offered to pay her over cash
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app for the price of the drinks, only he ain't
gonna pay that for food.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Most Internet commoners were siding with the man, with one
writing if you eat forty eight oysters in a day,
you're a walrust. Another one said I don't know if
I ever ate forty eight of anything, maybe skittles, but
that's it. You're a wall. Could you sit across the
table from a woman while she go on forty eight
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oysters and are expensive? Yes? They are?
Speaker 6 (17:51):
A first date man, All bets are off, anything can happen,
plus crab cakes, potatoes and.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
A dessert get out. I would have ghosted her too.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
On his side. All right, let's travel to Florida.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
A Florida man was arrested for stealing an ambulance.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
They do that all the time.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
But then he led cops on a high speed chase,
and he wasn't gonna be taken to jail.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Sober bo Michael J.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Escalin drove off in an ambulance that was parked outside
of South Tampa Hospital. Cops gave chase as he blew
through stop signs and drove into oncoming traffic, nearly hitting
other vehicles. When he was finally stopped, he refused to
get out of the ambulance right away because.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
He wanted to finish his beer for us.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
An officer's bodycam footage shows Escalin pounding a cann of
beer before being dragged out of the ambulance onto the
street and arrested. He was charged with d UI and
grand theft. He later told officers he'd been drinking for
two days straight and he stole the ambulance after walking
into the hospital's emergency room and asking him.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Colling, give me a right home.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
The people in the emergency room have plenty of time
to do that. Any patient coming in will just have
to wait a few minutes so they can take care
of you, mister Escalin. By the way, we have the
video up of the chase through the streets of Tampa,
and we have him chugging the beer. So if you
want to see it, that's it. Around the one sixteen
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mark of the video.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Okay, Yeah, at one sixteen you can see there a
side view mirror of the ambulance and you see the
guy's face in the mirror and he's going, there's my beer.
Any of you who have ever worked retail out there
and gotten robbed at gunpoint or just robbed, we really
our hearts go out to you. Imagine being robbed at
snake point?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
What snake point?
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Yeah, that's creative, isn't it. Police are hunting for four
suspects of Tennessee who used a pair of ball pythons
to distract a cashier before stealing four hundred dollars worth
of CBD oil from a gas station.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Just for CBD oil.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yes, that's the good kind that you get in AGAs. Yeah,
that's the quality right there.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, with the sushi.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Close circuit TV footage shows the cashier speaking to two
of the suspects, a man and a woman. They approach
the counter of the Citgo in Madison County, Tennessee, and
the man holds up a huge curled up ball python
and the woman strokes it as he holds it up.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
A freak show a snake. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
At one stage, the male suspect places the reptile on
the counter and the woman appears to talk to someone
off camera. Then a man takes a second python and
he dangles it over the counter, which freaked out the cashier.
That was enough distraction for them to steal the stuff
from the store. Ball pythons are non venomous constrictor snakes.
They're native to Africa. They grow a maximum length of
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around five and a half feet. Crime Stoppers has set
the four suspects, two black men and two black women,
stole four hundred dollars worth the merchandise CEBD oil before
leaving in a black Ford or car with a bungee
cord holding down the.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Hood of the r That's why they have to steal
their CBD oil.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
What pet store has a total of four five and
a half foot pythons for sale snakes.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Plus, this sounds like a Florida thing to me, not Tennessee.
But the guy only had two. So how does he
walk in the store with two big pythons under each
arm and nobody gets suspicions?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Stuffed in his pants?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, maybe that was it. Here's one for you. For
twenty two years, Frank Tavares was successfully able to live
a life as a nun in the Dominican Republic, even.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Though he the main he lived as a nun, yes.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Known as the nun Man. Tavara says he was placed
in the care of nuns at the age of four
after his parents got killed in a car accident. As
a young boy, Tavar's genitals were so small that even
he had trouble finding them, and he was raised as
a girl in the convent Wow. It wasn't until the
age of seven that his genitals finally had a growth
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spurt and Tavares realized that he was a boy, but
he continued to live as a girl to avoid being
cast out because he had nowhere to go, doing everything
in his power to conceal his true gender identity. He's
known as sister, Margarita Tavares says he never bathed in
front of other ladies and even wore boxer style panties,
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faked periods, and wore oversized dresses. Wow, faked period. Over
two decades later, Tavares his cover was blown and he
was forced to leave the convent and start living like
a man. Is also worth noting that during his time
as a nun, he managed to get a nun novice
pregnanty Oh wow, No, that.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Should have been the end of it right there. I
could always say it was immaculate concess.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Well, today, at the age of seventy three, Tavaris works
as a tailor, using the seamstress skills he learned as
a nun.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
An man he had lived there since he was four.
Can kind of understand he didn't want to leave the nunnery.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, but once your jimmy has dropped, you'd say, wait
a minute.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
What's your Jimmy's dropping?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Ask Brad Garrett, that's.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Coming up next?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Dour On this the first day of spring Bow has
a fun way for you to score a family four
pack of tickets to join us at Texas Motor Speedway
for the worth four hundred race Sunday, May fourth, and
we're gonna give those tickets away around seven fifty here
on the Bow and them show on Dallas forour Or's
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I threw curly in there Coffee's working lone Star ninety
two five. Okay, it is mash up time. So how
about if we mashed that song you just heard, yes
with something that has to do with spring.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
All right, I'm trying to think what's song has to
do is string?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
How about Dire Straits mashed up with Bruce Springs, hold On,
hold on you and you had your doubts that it
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would work a Dallas Bard's Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five. I saw that band many times right
here in Dallas. So I'm once in baton Rouge Louisiana
and uh Carl Palmer, who is the Palmer of Emerson
Lake and he is seventy five years old today. I'll
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tell you what that boy can throw down a drum soldo.
He's also the guy who played drums for Asia. Oh yeah,
I saw him with Asia too, and he did this
little trick where he would get a drumstick and put
it on top of a symbol and make the symbol,
make the drumstick. No like this. I was fascinating about it.
A little smart ass and so very talented. We went
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to see his band over at Poor David's Pub and
I said, you got to do that trick for me, man,
just one time before the show started. Great to see that.
Oh wow. Bo Okay. I promised somebody that I would
play this here for the first day of spring. And
you know I'm not one to back out of a promise.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
No, no, you keep your promises.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Unless you pissed me off. Okay, that's true.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
So this is a cartoon from nineteen thirty six. This
was back when Al Jolson was very popular. Sure if
you don't even remember, but I'm telling you so you'll know.
Let me remember this guy. Yes, Owl Owl, Joseph ol.
This cartoon came out in nineteen thirty six. That's so good.
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And it goes something like this.
Speaker 7 (26:13):
Hellostransa.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
And I'm singing, I'm going to a June and springing
and I'm singing batterska a blue or tie for two
without cherl.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Singer stopped, stopped, go on and singer, how about you
Una And JUNI want to sing go morn and sing her.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Batter Sky of Blue, Ortie Fortua, anything with the swing
of two and I Love You.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
A family brought together with music. Happy Spring Northern Hemisphere,
the first day of spring, and I wish I could
go back to the beginning of the season.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Spring and wildflowers are starting to bloom, the life in
between winter and summer.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Day and night are each twelve hours long.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Nice and Wale, Dallas Horse Classic Rock Alone Star ninety
two to five.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Styx, of course, who have played it more of our
bowe and then bashes than just about any other band
except maybe Cheap Trick.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
I think they're the house band for Doseci's Pavilions.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
They are, Yes, they are now. Styx has had multiple
singers over the years, from Dennis d Young to Tommy Shaw,
from Glenn Burtnick who Jay used to call Birddick Yeah
he keelas just to mess with him, to current lead
vocalist Lawrence Gowan. So who of all them, in Lawrence
(27:45):
Gowan's opinion, delivered the definitive version of that sticks classic
Come sail Away. None of the above that I just mentioned.
Gowan recently said that the Eric Cartman version from South Park.
He says to me, to my mind is the definitive version,
and then I put the original recording of Sticks sung
by Dennis De Young, and then I put my version
(28:08):
maybe third okay. In season two, in an episode of
the animated comedy, Eric Cartman explains that if he hears
the first line of come Saylway, he's forced to sing
the rest of it all the way through, which his
friends test him just for fun, and he speeds through it. Yeah,
here's just a little clip of that.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
I can't stand to these things unfinished, exactly when you
hear the first part of that song come stand Away
by Stakes. If I hear the first part of that song,
I have to finish it. Really yeah, I can't do
anything cause it's done. I'm saying a wait an open
pause for the virgency.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Back got Jimmy had met a whole video of that
on the ball. It's awesome.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
He says that they have young fans thanks to South
Park in that episode. Really yeah, he said, it brought
a whole new audience to the table.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
You kids need to learn this stuff. Okay. Coming up,
we're going to give away those NASCAR tickets. Tickets to
the Worth four hundred to Texas Motor Speedway on Sunday,
May the fourth, And it's gonna have something to do
with spring, since it is the first day of spring.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yes, you mentioned that.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
It will become painfully obvious to you here in just
a few minutes. But now it is time for the
education show. It's time for No here's an amazing fact
you didn't know, but I'm finn to tell you. For example,
did you know Chicago is nicknamed the Windy City. Yeah,
but the actual windiest place in America is Dodge City, Kansas,
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which has an average speed of thirteen point nine miles
an hour.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, well we beat that yesterday.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Damn right, we did. They used to call it the
windy City because of politicians. That's it, hot air, that's it.
Did you know Sports Illustrated once determined that their cover
is a jinx thirty percent of the time, so about
two out of every five people or teams that they
put on the cover went on to lose or to fail.
(30:27):
Did you know In nineteen eighty three, before Michael Bolton
was famous, he auditioned to replace Ozzy Osbourne as the
singer in Black Zaday in Fight April Macy a beautiful comedian.
She says that her mom is obsessed with Michael Bolton
even made a shrine to him out of popsicle stick.
(30:51):
She celebrates the men's entire catalog. Does he really does?
Did you know Nintendo named Mario after the landlord of
the first warehouse, Mario Sigal. It was a way to
get an extension on paying the rent.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Smart move.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Did you know Art Garfunkel has a master's in mathematics
and was working on his PhD when he quit to
focus on his music career, and we all know he
made the.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Right Another smart rocker, Brian May.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Did you know E is the most common letter in
the English language, followed by A, R, I and O.
Do anybody else think E I, E I O? When
I said that Q is the least common, followed by
jay z X and Y. This isn't really earth shattering stuff.
I just think you should know it.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
It might be important if you compete on Wheeler Fortune.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
That's right. Did you know there's no difference between slurpees
and icys. Sun stores have Icy, seven eleven has Slurpees.
They're both made by the Icy company. Seven eleven just
has a license to deal and call them slurpies. Did
you know, didn't yell the British are coming, The British
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are coming. Because the Americans at the time were still
considered British. To himself, he probably used the most common
term for British soldiers, regulars, so he probably rode through
the streets of Boston saying, the regulars are coming, Regulars
are coming.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Jeez. And did you know.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Tweet Bird was created three years before Sylvester the Cats.
Tweety debuted in nineteen forty two and Bill Letter debuted
in nineteen forty five.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Need a Nemesis?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, and now you know Jallas Horse Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five, Got the roll me and smoke back? Okay,
coming up, I have another little cute spring song I'll
play with you. But speaking of spring, we have these
tickets to the NASCAR Worth four hundred Race of Texas
(32:54):
Motor Speedway Sunday, made the fourth This Goofy show will
be out there broadcasting, so if you win the tickets,
come on by now. Since it is spring, I have
put together a little springtime quick montage. You listen and
every answer has the word spring in it. Okay, somewhere.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
All right, are we counting?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
No, No, you're just there's just five clips and they
all mentioned spring in some way. Are they're always associated
with spring in their name or something? I can't Alkay? Okay,
all right, we're ready. Okay, name these five spring things.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Tou theodorance for long lesson protection and a fine fresh smell.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
That's why I use a tube.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
I was born in two, Sir Jorphan, that is why
they called me Rolf.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Don't be stupid, be a smarty come and join the
Nazi body.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Too.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
That still cracks me up.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Okay, I'm missing one. You're gonna have to play it again.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, please, I only got through. I'll play it once
or twice. Here, here we go, Here you go.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Get it to Theodorans for long, lesson protection and a
fine fresh smell.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
That's why I use a tube.
Speaker 7 (34:22):
I was bonded to. Sir Donophant nineties mighty called me Rolf.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the
Nazi pot Hey, which one are you stuck it?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Okay, then you read my handwriting. Yes it's real fast, Okay, yes.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
You got I got it.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Bell gun Anna ran over the boat to show him
the chicken scratch riding.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
I had to ride so fast, I know, Okay, I
gonna play it one more time, Okay, one more time.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
If ana can get it, y'all can get.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
It to the Odorans for long less than protection and
a fine fresh smell.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
That's why I use it tube.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
I was bond in two Sir doonph and that is
why they called me Rolf.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Don't be stupid, be a smarty come and join the
Nazi party.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Oh my god, I still love this stupid beef.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven
one two five? Name those five things that have spring
somewhere one damn show? Can you name the five things
with spring? I got Springstein? Yeah, Buffalo Springfield.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Yes, Irish spring Yes. What was the first one?
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Again?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Come on, Jerry Cheerie, that's okay?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Do you say it?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Okay, okay. What's what's the last? On? The last? The
last one? He started the show with that song? Today?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
He oh, okay, I get it, boy, this show all right?
One of the five spring things you just heard Jerry Springer, yeah, one,
Bruce Springsteen, yeah, Irish spring yeah, Buffalo Springfield. And what
was it Springtime for Hitler. That's yeah. We started the
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show with it because I promised and a Belle I'd
play that to start.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
The Broadway musical The producer.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
All right, who is this, missus, Ray Watson?
Speaker 4 (36:35):
How's it going?
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Way?
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Hanging in there?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Hey, hullaballo Connect Connect. The Eggs are still in March
mad Year, Yes they do. All right, hang on there, Raymond,
and we'll hook you up. Okay, thank sir, there's rascul
in good standing. Ray Watson. All right, Like I mentioned,
I have another cutesy, kind of dumbass spring song that
I'm gonna play for you on.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Come on, hey, George.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
They're good and the Destroyers they're coming to North Texas
this summer. They're going to play Texas Trust CEU Theater
August twenty sixth, And if you want to go to
the show, be listening around eight forty. That's when Bow
and I are going to open up that lone Star
ticket window here on lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Give miss some of that palm I sing too, Actually,
Colle oh Man Dallas Forwer's classic a lone Star ninety
two to five. If you were at Van Halen's free
show in the West End in nineteen ninety one. That's
the song they open with, and that free show in
Dallas's West End will be released on CD March the
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twenty eighth. You can get details at vanahlenstore dot com.
In addition, they've posted an eighth d remastered video of
the song Judgment Day from this they did.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
We have it up on the Bow and Them show page.
Speaker 6 (37:53):
Oh do it now, dude? The sound quality from that
show is a plus. That's really good.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
But Sammy Hagar told us one time that that was
one of the reasons that Van Halen started to break up,
because Eddie did not want to do that show.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Well because Sammy remember they had to cut short the show,
and Sammy promised they would do a free show, and
Eddie's like, what the hell are you?
Speaker 2 (38:16):
It takes a lot of money to put this on.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I was at that show and I looked at when
he said that, and I just happened to glance over
and Eddie's going, yeah, what you mean a free show?
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Damn bring back a lot of memories of the West
End when it was really happened.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Well.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
The show video was previous released last year as part
of the four unlawful cardinal knowledge box set. So there
you go. Okay, y'all ready for another little light, springy song.
Yes please, Well here you.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Go with each drop off, stricken on and we'd be
too a bitch.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
It just takes a.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
It's more fun than a bb O Come on, lone
star ninety two to five, fat bottom girls, because you
gotta have something to hold on to. The boombo like that.
But I'm talking about Well, look you here, a man
suspected of king a tesla in San Jose, a Costo
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parking lot, has been arrested because it was all caught
on video by the tesla century Line.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah, videotape everything around that car.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
In the video, a dark colored Hyundai SUV is seen
pulling up to a parking spot next to the white tesla.
A white bearded man wearing a USA leather jacket with
an American eagle on the back. Oh wow, is scene
scraping his key along the tesla's side, scratching it.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
I guess he's not happy with elon, do you think?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
San Jose Police confirmed that officers identified and arrested the
suspect on suspicion of felony vandalism. His name has not
been released, but Tesla's CEO, Musky as in Elon, apparently
caught wind of the incident and responded to the police
department's post on x with an American flag emoji. Well,
(40:14):
of course he did, even though he's pretty much the
reason people are doing these.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Sort of things all over the country because so many
people have lost their jobs.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yes, Tesla and its CEO have drawn criticism across the
country because Musky became a key figure in the Trump
administration and nobody voted for that.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I see what you did there, you said key figures.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
On Tuesday, five Tesla vehicles were set on fire and
shot at in an arsenal attack Jesus at a Tesla
service center in Las Vegas. Wow.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
And then in Texas they stole tires like forty four
tires off Tesla's.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah, well, Muskie, get the hit, so I'm just get
to hit.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Let's travel to Minnesota, where forty year old Minnesota Senator
Justin Ihorn is federal charges after he was arrested and
charged in Hennebon County. Now he allegedly tried to solicit
sex from a seventeen year.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Old girl or what he thought was a seventeen year
old year old.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I knew you were gonna say.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Surprise, it was a member of the Bloomington Police Department.
Iicorn is a Republican from Grand Rapids who is married
with four children. He's been charged with attempted coercion and
enticement of a minor in federal court. Icorn was arrested
on Saint Patrick's Day in Bloomington, and police say they
communicated with Icorn, who was sure that he was talking
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to a seventeen year old girl.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
But no, what are you wearing?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
A detective arranged.
Speaker 5 (41:39):
To meet with him near the eighty three hundred block
of Normandale Boulevard in Bloomington. Icorn was seen a riding
in the area on a pickup truck. He was then
arrested and booked into jail. Busted, dude, we're all gonna learn.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, if you're on the internet, you ain't gonna be
texting a seventeen year old girl. There's going to be
a cop gun. Hey, we got another one.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
And instead of the judge handing down the sentence, I
think they should have his wife hand down the sentine.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Oh, don't worry, I bet she's doing it right. Now,
I bet she is. I hope they add saltpeter to
all of his prison food. Yeah, for the next ten years.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Nesslie USA is doing a recall certain batches of Line
Cuisine and Stofer's frozen meals. Heads up, people might contain
pieces of wood.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
What oh, that ain't good unless you're a terminal. Unless
you're a TERMINI. Yeah, that's right. We were kind of
screwed there. If you buy Link Cuisine and Stofer's, which
I do.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
Sometimes, the recall applies to limited quantities of meals with
best before dates between September twenty twenty five and April
twenty twenty six. These include Link Cuisine butternuts, squashed ravioli.
It's better than it takes than it sounds, I promise,
Line Cuisine, spinach artichoke ravioli, Lin Cuisine lemon garlic shrimp
stir fry, and Stoffer's Party Size Hit in the Lasagna.
(43:02):
The products were distributed to major stores in the US
between September of last year and this month. No products
beyond those listed are affected. Be careful and watch out.
Yeah yeah, I might dig around there. See if you
find a wood chippy.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
There isn't that full of fiber. Yeah, but it's not
the kind of fiber you want to consume.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
The Fort Warre Zoo was filled with families yesterday as
many students were celebrating their spring break. The zoo offers
half price admissions every Wednesday, but with schools on spring break,
many families took the opportunity to see the native and
exotic animals. The attraction has off. If you're planning on
going to the Fort Warre Zoo, you should prepare to
(43:41):
deal with a big crowd because well, it's spring break
and uh, Mickey is it Mickey Madison or Mikey Madison?
The singer Mikey Madison, Jack Black, and John ham are
next up to Old Saturday Night Live as the show
hits the final stretch of its fiftieth seas less than
a month after winning the Best Actress Oscar for Anora.
(44:04):
Madison is set to make her SNL hosting debut March
the twenty ninth, with musical guests Morgan Wallace, Jack Black,
who craze It. He has signed on to host for
the fourth time on April fifth, a day after the
release of his newest film, A Minecraft Movie.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
Now.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
John Hamm has also agreed to become a four time
host on April twelfth, the day after the debut of
his Apple TV play show Friends and Neighbors and Lizzo
Hoop bad Ass will be four time musical guests as
she promotes her forthcoming album Love in Real Life. Say
they all have something to promote, yes, and that's the
way to do it. I Love Lizzo. SNL has been
(44:46):
basking in the spotlight all season. It's fiftieth anniversary celebration
last month became NBC's most watched primetime entertainment telecast in
five years. Oh wow, awesome. I don't mean to, you know,
hon Kong Lizzo because she hosted and she was really funny.
He is, And I didn't know she could play the
flute so good.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Oh that's what she's known for.
Speaker 6 (45:08):
Yeah, oh my god, what a powerhouse vocalist. I saw
it at Dicky's Arena a few years ago. Oh Janju
really he bloomed the doors off the place.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Man. And in case you were wondering, Finland is named
the happiest country in the world for the eighth year
in a row, according to the World Happiness Report twenty
twenty five. I didn't even know there was a World
Happiness Report.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Yeah every year.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
The name sounds kind of lame. Really, yes's me Other
Nordic countries are also once again at the top of
the happiness rankings. Besides Finland, Denmark, Iceland and Sweden remained
the top four in that same order. When it comes
to decreasing happiness and growing on happiness, the United States
has dropped to its lowest ever position at twenty fourth,
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having previously peaked at eleventh place in twenty twelve. The
report states that the number of people dining alone in
America has increased by fifty three percent over the past
two decades.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
See that makes me sad, Yes it does.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Afghanistan is again ranked the unhappiest country in the world.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
I wonder why.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Yeah, it's Afghanistan at least indeed Afghanistan. Afghan women saying
their lives are especially difficult because they don't have any
rights there. No, I was happy to tell you that. Okay.
George Thurd tickets coming out put him a Dallas Horse,
Classic Ronk lone Star ninety two to five, Fabulous Thunderbirds
(46:36):
and Homeboy, Jimmy Vaughan from the Fabulous Thunderbirds, and of
course Stevie Ray's brother, Jimmy Vaughan, is seventy four years old.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Wow, Happy birthday, Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
We love you man. He's a good guy, he really is. Hey,
we got some food today. We did. We did the
original chop shop brought us up a bunch of stuff
and I'm full, I'm stuffed, and I need a nap,
but I'm gonna finish the show.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
First, the Chopparito Chicken Bowl, which is like their answer
to the Burrito Bowl. But they also brought cheap day
raps with ham one with no eggs special for both.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
I know, you know.
Speaker 5 (47:11):
They have protein bowls, superfruit bowls, sandwiches, chops, solas, breakfast wraps,
and their whole thing is they have a commitment to
wholesome choices. And they have ten locations here in North Texas.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
All right, Dan ten? Wow? Okay, before we go any further,
I don't know those astronauts that splashed down on Tuesday
on Tuesday and all the little dolphins were around them. Yeah, yeah,
kind of like a scene from Cocoon, remember that. Yeah, So,
I don't know if you saw this or not. I
just heard it this morning, DESSI light it from the
(47:43):
Daily Show. Who I love I love her too. She
did a little welcome back to Earth for the astronauts. Okay, okay,
let's hear this was on The Daily Show last night.
Speaker 9 (47:54):
Hello Astronauts and welcome back to Earth. You got to
see dolphins before they went extinct.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
How cool is that?
Speaker 2 (48:01):
As you are flown back to the US.
Speaker 9 (48:03):
This video will reacclimate your mind on what you missed
while you are in space. First, the Gulf of Mexico
you landed in is now the Gulf of America. But
don't worry.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
The name change is symbolic. We're not going to war
with Mexico. We're going to war with Canada.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
That's what I like about you. Well, what do you
like about me? Give me a minute and I'll think
of something.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
I know.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
What I like is Friday tomorrow. Yeah, baby, And we
got a guest who's never been on the show before,
a virgin Kelsey Cook is at the Addison Improv and
she going to stop by tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
He's a very funny girl.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Plus, we'll have that last family four pack of tickets
to the worth four hundred at least until we get
closer to the race. Yeah, and more. George through good
tickets for you. Let's talk time wasters, what you got
from it.
Speaker 5 (48:54):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
m show page at lone star ninety two to five
dot com. So Guns N' Roses have an now that
their drummer, Frank Ferrera has left the group. He has
manned the drum kit for the band for the past
nineteen years and he's moving on. Reportedly, he's leaving on
good terms. Bo The band took to social media to
make the announcement, saying that it was amicable. The departure
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is a bit of a surprise, though, as Ferrera posted
on his Instagram back in December about being excited for
their twenty twenty five tour, which starts in May in
Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Well, I guess he wasn't that excited because he's.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Leading the band Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
Yeah. Expect the band to announce a replacement soon, but
for now, Frank is out. Ozzy Osbourne has once again
paid tribute to his guitarist Randy Rhoads.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Did you see this social media post?
Speaker 8 (49:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (49:43):
Heard it?
Speaker 5 (49:43):
He marked the forty third anniversary of Randy's death in
that horrific plane crash he was only twenty five when
he died. Ozzie paid tribute on his social media saying
Randy Rhodes was quite possibly the best composer and musician
I've ever met in my life. We have the post
up on our page now. Years ago, in an interview,
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Ozzy Osborne talked about how the song Diary of a
Madman features one of his favorite guitar solos by the
late Randy Rhoads.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
His guitar solo and Daughter of a Madman.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
At the end of that midlighte siction, it's look the
sign buzz you'd get up an old Zeppelin album you
got off that kind of the soma set a ghost
to you know, you.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Mean we can actually understand the words, Ozzy Osbourne said,
that is how old that clip is. Yeah, before that
old message.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:33):
Now we need the subtitles to understand what he said.
But it was a beautiful tribute to Randy Rhoades.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
I was working in Minnesota right before I left to
come here when that accident happened.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
It was horrible because you know, he was afraid to fly,
Randy Rhoades, and the only reason that he got on
the plane was because he wanted to take pictures of
the countryside for his mom. Oh geez yeah, rest in peace,
Randy roadse forty three years ago. Elton John and Brandy
Carlisle are going to be the musical guests on Saturday
Night Live on April fifth, the day after their album
(51:08):
Who Believes In Angels is released.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Jack Black is gonna host that night.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
Elton and Brandy are also promoting the album by holding
listening parties around the world and their show next Wednesday,
March twenty sixth. That The London Palladium is going to
be on CBS on April sixth at seven pm and
will stream on Paramount Plus. And you talked about this earlier,
though Van Halen's nineteen ninety one free show in Dallas
is going to be out on CD on March twenty eighth.
(51:34):
We have all the details up, including the video of
Judgment Day from that show, and new music from Queen
May be on the way.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (51:44):
Brian May says it's definitely a possibility. In a new
interview with Mojo magazine, he said that he and Roger
Taylor are constantly writing and coming up with ideas and
doing things in their studios, so they could have the
beginnings of a new queen song or songs very very
sile Okay, And finally from our freaking fool file, a
(52:05):
Florida man was arrested recently for stealing an ambulance. Okay,
that happens a lot in Florida, but this guy took
police on an erratic chase through the streets of Tampa
and when they finally caught up with him, before he
gave up, he chugs his beer down and it was
all caught on video. Check it out on the Bow
and Them show page at lone Star ninety two to
five dot com.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
By the way, that runs right by my house, I
wondered where that convenience.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
You're a hell adjacent?
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Damn right? Okay, thank god Tomorrow's Friday. Huh yes, I'm
ready for it. Kelsey Cook is going to be here.
She's at the Addison Improv. We've never had her on
the show before. She's awesome. I watch her on the
video reels all the time for funny as hell. I
have to check the girl out here. Okay. So before
we go and get into the after show decompression session,
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I promised everybody, just like I promised you at the
first of the show that I would play Springtime for.
Speaker 5 (53:15):
Hitler from the Broadway musical The Producers. So it's not us, okay, no,
it's not us.
Speaker 4 (53:22):
No no no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
This is from the producers. And since it's the first
day of spring.
Speaker 8 (53:28):
Here you go.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
Spring Time for Hitl on Germany.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Atune. We'll see tomorrow
Dallas for Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
You know it is the first day of.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Spring, Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
And Anna, a promise is a promise, thank you both.
Here you go.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Spring time barhad lolaen Germany.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
That's almost enough to make you do the elon Musk
Kyle Chit.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
I love the producers and I was lucky enough to
see it on Broadway with Matthew Roderick and Nathan Lane.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh you know yeah, And.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Then of course the movie was great zero mostelle and
uh that was the original producers.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That was nutting. Hopefully this will be an original show
today because no, we're.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Not recorded, no one else will take credit.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
You will know.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So, yes, it is a Fun with Music Day as
well as the first day of Spring. And yes, I've
got some little spring ditties more to play for you
here later on.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Of course at seven fifty you've got a fun way
for people to win those family four pack of tickets
to the worth four hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yes I do. But it's not all gonna be like
fun with Music. It'll have something to do with spring though.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Oh okay, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Ain't gonna tell you just yet. Just gon't have to
be ready.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I love your surprise.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Ring done spring. You all happy Spring. We made it. Okay,
what are we celebrating today?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yes, bo, what are we well?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It is the first day of spring, also known as
the vernal equinox or spring equinox, which takes place when
the sun crosses the celestial equator, an imaginary line in
the sky directly above the Earth equator from south to
the north. And if you're suffering from spring allergies, get
ready because it's supposed to be bad.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, but at least the wind is gone today. No
wind now. Spring officially arrived at like five oh one
this five thirty this morning, So that was the time
where you could stand an egg up. You can't do
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh wow, you never tried that.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
When it's right at the spring equinox, you can stand
an unboiled egg on itself five oh one. Yeah. Sorry, wow.
Alien abduction day. Oh really, Since we're here and not
on some mothership or distant planet, the show will go
on as player is anybody missing down Hall? I don't know.
(02:43):
When we get here, there's nobody else here. They may
have all been gone.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Everybody's present and accounted, all all right?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It is World Sparrow Day. Yeah, those cute little birds,
but my dad ordered me to be a sparrow hit
man with my baby gun because they were crapping all
over his company car every time he parked it under
the tree in our driveway or are you perking it
under the tree? Pause? That was the only way to part, the.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Only place he had to park in any choice target practice.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yes, yeah, yeah, I got good at it too. It
is huffle Puff Pride Day for Harry Potter fan.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
If you're a Harry Potter fan, you know that Hufflepuff
is one of the four houses of Hogwarts School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry. In those movies, the Hufflepuff House was
founded by Helga huffle Puff, a mid evil witch if
you believe everything that's in those movies. It is French
Language Day Sucker Blue, which is about all I know
(03:42):
because French class in high school wasn't exactly one of
my best subjects that I don't plan on going to
France anytime soon.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
All I know how to do and French is ask
you how many potatoes you have?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
How many come? And you had four? How they talk?
It is the Great American meatout Day. I know it
sounds dirty, but it's not. It's observed on the first
day of spring, and it encourages everyone to go meat
free to improve their help protect the environment and save animals.
It depends on how hungry I am.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
For charge animal makes me want to have a hamburger.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Wait a minute, it's also a World Frog Day. Do
frog legs count as meat?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, it is Crawfish Cravers Awareness Day. Now that's seafood
so you don't ruin Great American meatout day. A lot
of us will tear up a big plate of mudbugs
if you can set them a Yeah. National Ravioli Day,
Thank you, Chef Boyard.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I grew up on that shote.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh yeah, International Earth Day. It's the only place we've
got to live, so we should practice some kind of
conservation today, though we don't totally ruin the planet. It's
also International Day of Happiness. Hey, I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'm happy to be here.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I'll be happier when the show's over and I'll go
take a nap. And it's absolutely Incredible Kid Day. That is,
until that incredible kid breaks something of value in your house. Yeah, okay,
so we got sports of all sorts by the way,
it's Ben the freaking pool file and I got a
Spring themed mash up too awesome. Do let's do our mornings?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Everybody good?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yes, we got pop something back there. But wait with
two hands? Day? All right, y'all already? Yes, sir, I
hope you're ready because here it comes. It's show time.
(05:41):
But of course just saying those words isn't gonna get
her to quip her grinning and dropping her in. No,
no go Oh wait, I got a request, a spring request.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Hey, are you gonna play that cartoon? So today the
carts oh owl, joson the owl? Get the name? Yeah,
I love it man, Okay, I will do it for
you probably around seven twenty ish.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, good day. Yeah, remember the little cartoon I left
to sing it? Yes, you know when that cartoon came
out nineteen thirty six?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That's right?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Oh my goshod it holds up, Yes it does.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
People still request it every time. It's first day spreak.
Right now, let's get into sports of all sorts. Brought
to you by the will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers
go to will Height wins dot com. Last night, the
Indiana Pacers rallied from an eleven point deficit in the
final six minutes to beat the short handed Mavericks one
thirty five to one thirty one. Lucas continues exactly the
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MAVs almost won, but as they say, almost only counts
in horseshoes, shot guns, hand grenades, and nuclear bombs. The
Pacers have won four of their last five games and
now lead Milwaukee by one game in the number four
seed in the Eastern Conference. J Washington finished with twenty
six points to lead the Mavericks, who had six of
their eight available players score in double figures. Wow, that
(07:08):
sounds good way to step up, but now Dallas has
lost nine out of ten so far. Sad that Luca
Kurzings coach Jason Kidds squad certainly played like hell with
the three All Stars Anthony Davis, Kyrie Irving, and Klay
Thompson all sitting out with injuries. They just ran out
of gas late and couldn't finish it off. The Mavericks
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have a home game against Detroit tomorrow night before they
hit the throat again. Tip off against Pistons will be
at seven thirty on Friday.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Sad night for Texas Longhorns fans as Texas failed to
advance to the Round of sixty four. Norns fell to
Xavier last night eighty six to eighty. The Longwreds held
a double digit lead throughout the first four matchup against
the Xavier Musketeers, but then they blew it and their
season was over. And with that loss, it's expected that
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the Long Run Horns will part ways with coach Rodney Terry.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What he got him to march?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah several times too.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
He has three years remaining on a deal that pays
him three million dollars a year. Source close to the
situation told Horns twenty four to seven that Terry will
receive a five point four million contract settlement.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Now.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
The first round of the round is sixty four begins
today and when it comes to Texas team's number one seat,
Houston plays at one this afternoon. They're going to face
SIU Edwardsville Bo's Texas Aggies will face Yale tonight, yeah
six twenty five tip, Oh my goodness, and Texas Tech
where your money went? Because your daughter went to school there?
(08:42):
Meets up with UNC Wilmington tonight at nine ten. Meanwhile,
in the National Invitational Tournament, basketball Tournament. The SMU Mustangs
beat Northern Iowa in the first round of the NIT
last night. SMU will now advance to the second round Sunday.
They'll face Oklahoma State tip off Sunday at SMU's move
colisseum is it two pm. SMU not the only Texas
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team advancing in the NIT, the North Texas Mean Green.
They beat up on Furman seventy five to sixty four
last night.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
My money went there too. As a matter of fact. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
They advanced to face off with Arkansas State on Sunday
and that game will be at six Sunday night in
Denton at the super Pit.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I dam more on March Madness.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
The average American, according to reports, willing to put about
one hundred and twenty dollars cash on the line for
their March Madness bracket picks this year.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Warning to research, I don't know enough about it to
vt any condred in twenty dollars is not a small
piece of coin if you ask me. Anyway, The younger
generation understand the most that it's high risk, high reward.
Gen Z is willing to lose an average of one
hundred and ninety nine dollars on this JJ of millennials
up the ANNIE to an average loss of two hundred
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and five dollars. On the flip side, baby boomers are
only willing to put up an average of less than
four at.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Stage, we have retirement to think about it.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yes, that's right, that's right, we got we gotta save
for a rainy day. Dam kids.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Almost half participating in college basketball Basketball Madness of March
in some matter, and of those, twenty four percent are
in it to win some money. Now, March Madness takes
precedence over the other obligations. Fifteen percent of gen z
admit they've taken a long lunch at work as to
not miss out on the action. Eleven percent of millennials
have tuned in from the bathroom. Yeah, sitting in there
(10:32):
on the toilet, honking out of dirt Snake and watching
March Madness on the clock.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
How dare you? Those are for people that are really, really,
really into it.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Yeah, got a lot of money on the line because
I'd wait till I got out of the bathroom after
pinching a low. These surging Dallas Stars will take on
the Tampa Bay Lightning in a rematch of the twenty
twenty Stanley Cup tonight at the American Airline Center. The
Stars and the Lightning will play for the second time
this season, and the Stars won the previous game four
(11:02):
to two and Tampa Bay back in November. Since then,
Dallas has added Star winger Miko Oorentinen, and the Lightning
traded for a couple of players from the Seattle Kraken.
The Stars are coming off a win in an overtime
thriller against the Anaheim Ducks on Tuesday night. The Lightning
shut out the Flyers in Tampa on Monday night. Both
teams have the same record in their last ten games,
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and the Stars have won eight straight games at home,
tying a franchise record. The puck will drop at seven o'clock.
Now confirm this or deny it?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Is there a chance that my Aggie von Miller may
be coming to the Cowboys? Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
There is.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Now the Dallas Cowboys have a lesson stellar pass rush
when Micah Parsons isn't in the lineup.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
For that reason, it might not be.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
A bad idea for Jerry to kick the tires on
edge rusher von Miller, a former Pro Bowl caliber player
who still has some five left in the tank. If
you ask me now, it is clear that von Miller
is not the player he wants won. He's thirty five
years old, which is old for an NFL player, but
he can still rush the passer. Last season he had
(12:11):
six sacks in thirteen games off the bench. But he
and Michael Parsons would form a tangible partnership. Don't you
think they could conceivably make things a lot better for
the Cowboys on defense. Von Miller previously signed a six year,
one hundred and twenty million dollar contract with the Buffalo
Bills and was released last month to save roughly eight
point four million dollars in salary cap space. They needed
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every bit of it to get quarterback Josh Allen Steel done. Now,
von Miller is not worth anywhere near that amount. However,
he would probably be enticed to play for a cap
friendly contract so that he can wear the star on
his helmet and have one last day in the sun
with Micah Parsons.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh man, and if it doesn't work out, he can
always go back to raising chickens. He has a big
chicken farm.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Well, we need those eggs, von Miller.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You need those eggs. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
NFL team owners are considering proposals to ban the infamous.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Push push, Oh, let it go. Why don't you learn
to stop it instead of trying to ban it?
Speaker 6 (13:13):
I love the name for change to the playoffs setting format.
This offseason, the Detroit Lions also proposed to eliminate automatic
first downs as a penalty imposed for defensive holding and
illegal contacts.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Things around a little bit, I get a little confusing.
We'll see how it shakes out.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
The Philly Eagles proposed to adopt postseason overtime rules for
the regular season. All these proposals and more are going
to be considered when NFL team owners meet for the
annual LEA meetings later this month. That's going to be
in Palm Beach, Florida. Now, the Eagles proposal to adopt
post season overtime rules for regular season would grant both
teams the opportunity to possess the ball, and that's regardless
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of the outcome of the initial possession.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
So we'll keep you posted. We'll see how this turns out.
Here's another sport to look forward to this year. In
July in Sonkajarvi, Finland, you can participate in or just
watch the wife carrying championship. Legend gentlemen, the winner gets
his wife's weight in beer.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
In beer, yeah, I know a lot of guys that
would want to compete.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Legend has it that this sport is a nod to
the ancient custom of wife's stealing, whereby gangs of Finnish
robbers supposedly rated villages and made off with other men's wives.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, I don't like that game.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Well, today husbands carry their wives through an obstacle course,
climbing over large wooden obstacles, plunging headlong into ice cold
water pools in the process. The quickest pair wins the
wife's weight in beer. As you might expect, a lot
of logger is consumed on the sidelines. Competitions also take
place in Australia, Estonia, Hong Kong, and the US and
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the UK in past years. And before you ask, no,
the participating couples don't actually have to be married. So
book your flight today, Okay, get ready? Yeah, I'm a
freaking full file. Next week on the Bowl and Them show,
Dallas Horus Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five, there
(15:19):
is Great White Friends. Okay, coming up is going to
be mashup time and it has something to do with spring. Okay,
because today's first day of Spring. Also our giveaway at
seven fifty for the NASCAR tickets also has something to
do with spring. So you just have to wait to
find out what I'm fit to take. All right, now
it's time for the freaking fool file. Lord it loaded.
(15:43):
First dates can be a little tricky, yes, very t
but one in Atlanta where you came from, right, boy,
they got downright slimy when a woman slurped down forty
eight oysters, Oh my god, racking up a massive tab
and she didn't even zip them in cocktail sauce or
put them on a cracker. He just slurped him out
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of the show.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Can you imagine if that was your first date and
you were watching her do that.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I sat next to a guy in a bar on
Bourbon Street. I think it was Hula Hans, and this
guy ate five dozen oysters. Oh damn, she could only manage.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Four dozens's lady like Jesus.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
The woman posted about the day that Fontane's Oyster House
on TikTok, saying the man asked her out on a
first date just for drinks, but she ended up ordering
and eating four dozen oysters. After the oysters and drinks,
she also ordered crab cakes and potatoes and the dessert.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
And she had him paid for it on a first date.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Well, don't get ahead of me. At some point, the
man had had enough and bailed out on the date,
sticking her with the bill when he got up to
go to the bathroom. Had never came back.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Good for.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
She ended up paying one hundred and eighty five dollars
tab with tip and later texted her date writing, running
out on a tab is krazy with wyy Why why
all that stuff was cozy? Well, he responded, I offered
to take you out for drinks and you ordered all
that food and also offered to pay her over cash
(17:16):
app for the price of the drinks, only he ain't
gonna pay that for food.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Most Internet commoners were siding with the man, with one
writing if you eat forty eight oysters in a day,
you're a walrust. Another one said I don't know if
I ever ate forty eight of anything, maybe skittles, but
that's it. You're a wall. Could you sit across the
table from a woman while she go on forty eight
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oysters and are expensive? Yes? They are?
Speaker 6 (17:51):
A first date man, All bets are off, anything can happen,
plus crab cakes, potatoes and.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
A dessert get out. I would have ghosted her too.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
On his side. All right, let's travel to Florida.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
A Florida man was arrested for stealing an ambulance.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
They do that all the time.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
But then he led cops on a high speed chase,
and he wasn't gonna be taken to jail.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Sober bo Michael J.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Escalin drove off in an ambulance that was parked outside
of South Tampa Hospital. Cops gave chase as he blew
through stop signs and drove into oncoming traffic, nearly hitting
other vehicles. When he was finally stopped, he refused to
get out of the ambulance right away because.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
He wanted to finish his beer for us.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
An officer's bodycam footage shows Escalin pounding a cann of
beer before being dragged out of the ambulance onto the
street and arrested. He was charged with d UI and
grand theft. He later told officers he'd been drinking for
two days straight and he stole the ambulance after walking
into the hospital's emergency room and asking him.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Colling, give me a right home.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
The people in the emergency room have plenty of time
to do that. Any patient coming in will just have
to wait a few minutes so they can take care
of you, mister Escalin. By the way, we have the
video up of the chase through the streets of Tampa,
and we have him chugging the beer. So if you
want to see it, that's it. Around the one sixteen
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mark of the video.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Okay, Yeah, at one sixteen you can see there a
side view mirror of the ambulance and you see the
guy's face in the mirror and he's going, there's my beer.
Any of you who have ever worked retail out there
and gotten robbed at gunpoint or just robbed, we really
our hearts go out to you. Imagine being robbed at
snake point?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
What snake point?
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Yeah, that's creative, isn't it. Police are hunting for four
suspects of Tennessee who used a pair of ball pythons
to distract a cashier before stealing four hundred dollars worth
of CBD oil from a gas station.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Just for CBD oil.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yes, that's the good kind that you get in AGAs. Yeah,
that's the quality right there.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, with the sushi.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Close circuit TV footage shows the cashier speaking to two
of the suspects, a man and a woman. They approach
the counter of the Citgo in Madison County, Tennessee, and
the man holds up a huge curled up ball python
and the woman strokes it as he holds it up.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
A freak show a snake. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
At one stage, the male suspect places the reptile on
the counter and the woman appears to talk to someone
off camera. Then a man takes a second python and
he dangles it over the counter, which freaked out the cashier.
That was enough distraction for them to steal the stuff
from the store. Ball pythons are non venomous constrictor snakes.
They're native to Africa. They grow a maximum length of
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around five and a half feet. Crime Stoppers has set
the four suspects, two black men and two black women,
stole four hundred dollars worth the merchandise CEBD oil before
leaving in a black Ford or car with a bungee
cord holding down the.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Hood of the r That's why they have to steal
their CBD oil.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
What pet store has a total of four five and
a half foot pythons for sale snakes.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Plus, this sounds like a Florida thing to me, not Tennessee.
But the guy only had two. So how does he
walk in the store with two big pythons under each
arm and nobody gets suspicions?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Stuffed in his pants?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, maybe that was it. Here's one for you. For
twenty two years, Frank Tavares was successfully able to live
a life as a nun in the Dominican Republic, even.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Though he the main he lived as a nun, yes.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Known as the nun Man. Tavara says he was placed
in the care of nuns at the age of four
after his parents got killed in a car accident. As
a young boy, Tavar's genitals were so small that even
he had trouble finding them, and he was raised as
a girl in the convent Wow. It wasn't until the
age of seven that his genitals finally had a growth
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spurt and Tavares realized that he was a boy, but
he continued to live as a girl to avoid being
cast out because he had nowhere to go, doing everything
in his power to conceal his true gender identity. He's
known as sister, Margarita Tavares says he never bathed in
front of other ladies and even wore boxer style panties,
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faked periods, and wore oversized dresses. Wow, faked period. Over
two decades later, Tavares his cover was blown and he
was forced to leave the convent and start living like
a man. Is also worth noting that during his time
as a nun, he managed to get a nun novice
pregnanty Oh wow, No, that.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Should have been the end of it right there. I
could always say it was immaculate concess.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Well, today, at the age of seventy three, Tavaris works
as a tailor, using the seamstress skills he learned as
a nun.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
An man he had lived there since he was four.
Can kind of understand he didn't want to leave the nunnery.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, but once your jimmy has dropped, you'd say, wait
a minute.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
What's your Jimmy's dropping?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Ask Brad Garrett, that's.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Coming up next?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Dour On this the first day of spring Bow has
a fun way for you to score a family four
pack of tickets to join us at Texas Motor Speedway
for the worth four hundred race Sunday, May fourth, and
we're gonna give those tickets away around seven fifty here
on the Bow and them show on Dallas forour Or's
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I threw curly in there Coffee's working lone Star ninety
two five. Okay, it is mash up time. So how
about if we mashed that song you just heard, yes
with something that has to do with spring.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
All right, I'm trying to think what's song has to
do is string?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
How about Dire Straits mashed up with Bruce Springs, hold On,
hold on you and you had your doubts that it
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would work a Dallas Bard's Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five. I saw that band many times right
here in Dallas. So I'm once in baton Rouge Louisiana
and uh Carl Palmer, who is the Palmer of Emerson
Lake and he is seventy five years old today. I'll
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tell you what that boy can throw down a drum soldo.
He's also the guy who played drums for Asia. Oh yeah,
I saw him with Asia too, and he did this
little trick where he would get a drumstick and put
it on top of a symbol and make the symbol,
make the drumstick. No like this. I was fascinating about it.
A little smart ass and so very talented. We went
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to see his band over at Poor David's Pub and
I said, you got to do that trick for me, man,
just one time before the show started. Great to see that.
Oh wow. Bo Okay. I promised somebody that I would
play this here for the first day of spring. And
you know I'm not one to back out of a promise.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
No, no, you keep your promises.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Unless you pissed me off. Okay, that's true.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
So this is a cartoon from nineteen thirty six. This
was back when Al Jolson was very popular. Sure if
you don't even remember, but I'm telling you so you'll know.
Let me remember this guy. Yes, Owl Owl, Joseph ol.
This cartoon came out in nineteen thirty six. That's so good.
(26:09):
And it goes something like this.
Speaker 7 (26:13):
Hellostransa.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
And I'm singing, I'm going to a June and springing
and I'm singing batterska a blue or tie for two
without cherl.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Singer stopped, stopped, go on and singer, how about you
Una And JUNI want to sing go morn and sing her.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Batter Sky of Blue, Ortie Fortua, anything with the swing
of two and I Love You.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
A family brought together with music. Happy Spring Northern Hemisphere,
the first day of spring, and I wish I could
go back to the beginning of the season.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Spring and wildflowers are starting to bloom, the life in
between winter and summer.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Day and night are each twelve hours long.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Nice and Wale, Dallas Horse Classic Rock Alone Star ninety
two to five.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Styx, of course, who have played it more of our
bowe and then bashes than just about any other band
except maybe Cheap Trick.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
I think they're the house band for Doseci's Pavilions.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
They are, Yes, they are now. Styx has had multiple
singers over the years, from Dennis d Young to Tommy Shaw,
from Glenn Burtnick who Jay used to call Birddick Yeah
he keelas just to mess with him, to current lead
vocalist Lawrence Gowan. So who of all them, in Lawrence
(27:45):
Gowan's opinion, delivered the definitive version of that sticks classic
Come sail Away. None of the above that I just mentioned.
Gowan recently said that the Eric Cartman version from South Park.
He says to me, to my mind is the definitive version,
and then I put the original recording of Sticks sung
by Dennis De Young, and then I put my version
(28:08):
maybe third okay. In season two, in an episode of
the animated comedy, Eric Cartman explains that if he hears
the first line of come Saylway, he's forced to sing
the rest of it all the way through, which his
friends test him just for fun, and he speeds through it. Yeah,
here's just a little clip of that.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
I can't stand to these things unfinished, exactly when you
hear the first part of that song come stand Away
by Stakes. If I hear the first part of that song,
I have to finish it. Really yeah, I can't do
anything cause it's done. I'm saying a wait an open
pause for the virgency.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Back got Jimmy had met a whole video of that
on the ball. It's awesome.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
He says that they have young fans thanks to South
Park in that episode. Really yeah, he said, it brought
a whole new audience to the table.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
You kids need to learn this stuff. Okay. Coming up,
we're going to give away those NASCAR tickets. Tickets to
the Worth four hundred to Texas Motor Speedway on Sunday,
May the fourth, And it's gonna have something to do
with spring, since it is the first day of spring.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yes, you mentioned that.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
It will become painfully obvious to you here in just
a few minutes. But now it is time for the
education show. It's time for No here's an amazing fact
you didn't know, but I'm finn to tell you. For example,
did you know Chicago is nicknamed the Windy City. Yeah,
but the actual windiest place in America is Dodge City, Kansas,
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which has an average speed of thirteen point nine miles
an hour.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, well we beat that yesterday.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Damn right, we did. They used to call it the
windy City because of politicians. That's it, hot air, that's it.
Did you know Sports Illustrated once determined that their cover
is a jinx thirty percent of the time, so about
two out of every five people or teams that they
put on the cover went on to lose or to fail.
(30:27):
Did you know In nineteen eighty three, before Michael Bolton
was famous, he auditioned to replace Ozzy Osbourne as the
singer in Black Zaday in Fight April Macy a beautiful comedian.
She says that her mom is obsessed with Michael Bolton
even made a shrine to him out of popsicle stick.
(30:51):
She celebrates the men's entire catalog. Does he really does?
Did you know Nintendo named Mario after the landlord of
the first warehouse, Mario Sigal. It was a way to
get an extension on paying the rent.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Smart move.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Did you know Art Garfunkel has a master's in mathematics
and was working on his PhD when he quit to
focus on his music career, and we all know he
made the.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Right Another smart rocker, Brian May.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Did you know E is the most common letter in
the English language, followed by A, R, I and O.
Do anybody else think E I, E I O? When
I said that Q is the least common, followed by
jay z X and Y. This isn't really earth shattering stuff.
I just think you should know it.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
It might be important if you compete on Wheeler Fortune.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
That's right. Did you know there's no difference between slurpees
and icys. Sun stores have Icy, seven eleven has Slurpees.
They're both made by the Icy company. Seven eleven just
has a license to deal and call them slurpies. Did
you know, didn't yell the British are coming, The British
(32:03):
are coming. Because the Americans at the time were still
considered British. To himself, he probably used the most common
term for British soldiers, regulars, so he probably rode through
the streets of Boston saying, the regulars are coming, Regulars
are coming.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Jeez. And did you know.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Tweet Bird was created three years before Sylvester the Cats.
Tweety debuted in nineteen forty two and Bill Letter debuted
in nineteen forty five.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Need a Nemesis?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, and now you know Jallas Horse Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five, Got the roll me and smoke back? Okay,
coming up, I have another little cute spring song I'll
play with you. But speaking of spring, we have these
tickets to the NASCAR Worth four hundred Race of Texas
(32:54):
Motor Speedway Sunday, made the fourth This Goofy show will
be out there broadcasting, so if you win the tickets,
come on by now. Since it is spring, I have
put together a little springtime quick montage. You listen and
every answer has the word spring in it. Okay, somewhere.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
All right, are we counting?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
No, No, you're just there's just five clips and they
all mentioned spring in some way. Are they're always associated
with spring in their name or something? I can't Alkay? Okay,
all right, we're ready. Okay, name these five spring things.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Tou theodorance for long lesson protection and a fine fresh smell.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
That's why I use a tube.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
I was born in two, Sir Jorphan, that is why
they called me Rolf.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Don't be stupid, be a smarty come and join the
Nazi body.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Too.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
That still cracks me up.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Okay, I'm missing one. You're gonna have to play it again.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, please, I only got through. I'll play it once
or twice. Here, here we go, Here you go.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Get it to Theodorans for long, lesson protection and a
fine fresh smell.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
That's why I use a tube.
Speaker 7 (34:22):
I was bonded to. Sir Donophant nineties mighty called me Rolf.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the
Nazi pot Hey, which one are you stuck it?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Okay, then you read my handwriting. Yes it's real fast, Okay, yes.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
You got I got it.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Bell gun Anna ran over the boat to show him
the chicken scratch riding.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
I had to ride so fast, I know, Okay, I
gonna play it one more time, Okay, one more time.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
If ana can get it, y'all can get.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
It to the Odorans for long less than protection and
a fine fresh smell.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
That's why I use it tube.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
I was bond in two Sir doonph and that is
why they called me Rolf.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Don't be stupid, be a smarty come and join the
Nazi party.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Oh my god, I still love this stupid beef.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven
one two five? Name those five things that have spring
somewhere one damn show? Can you name the five things
with spring? I got Springstein? Yeah, Buffalo Springfield.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Yes, Irish spring Yes. What was the first one?
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Again?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Come on, Jerry Cheerie, that's okay?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Do you say it?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Okay, okay. What's what's the last? On? The last? The
last one? He started the show with that song? Today?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
He oh, okay, I get it, boy, this show all right?
One of the five spring things you just heard Jerry Springer, yeah, one,
Bruce Springsteen, yeah, Irish spring yeah, Buffalo Springfield. And what
was it Springtime for Hitler. That's yeah. We started the
(36:26):
show with it because I promised and a Belle I'd
play that to start.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
The Broadway musical The producer.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
All right, who is this, missus, Ray Watson?
Speaker 4 (36:35):
How's it going?
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Way?
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Hanging in there?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Hey, hullaballo Connect Connect. The Eggs are still in March
mad Year, Yes they do. All right, hang on there, Raymond,
and we'll hook you up. Okay, thank sir, there's rascul
in good standing. Ray Watson. All right, Like I mentioned,
I have another cutesy, kind of dumbass spring song that
I'm gonna play for you on.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Come on, hey, George.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
They're good and the Destroyers they're coming to North Texas
this summer. They're going to play Texas Trust CEU Theater
August twenty sixth, And if you want to go to
the show, be listening around eight forty. That's when Bow
and I are going to open up that lone Star
ticket window here on lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Give miss some of that palm I sing too, Actually,
Colle oh Man Dallas Forwer's classic a lone Star ninety
two to five. If you were at Van Halen's free
show in the West End in nineteen ninety one. That's
the song they open with, and that free show in
Dallas's West End will be released on CD March the
(37:41):
twenty eighth. You can get details at vanahlenstore dot com.
In addition, they've posted an eighth d remastered video of
the song Judgment Day from this they did.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
We have it up on the Bow and Them show page.
Speaker 6 (37:53):
Oh do it now, dude? The sound quality from that
show is a plus. That's really good.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
But Sammy Hagar told us one time that that was
one of the reasons that Van Halen started to break up,
because Eddie did not want to do that show.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Well because Sammy remember they had to cut short the show,
and Sammy promised they would do a free show, and
Eddie's like, what the hell are you?
Speaker 2 (38:16):
It takes a lot of money to put this on.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I was at that show and I looked at when
he said that, and I just happened to glance over
and Eddie's going, yeah, what you mean a free show?
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Damn bring back a lot of memories of the West
End when it was really happened.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Well.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
The show video was previous released last year as part
of the four unlawful cardinal knowledge box set. So there
you go. Okay, y'all ready for another little light, springy song.
Yes please, Well here you.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Go with each drop off, stricken on and we'd be
too a bitch.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
It just takes a.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
It's more fun than a bb O Come on, lone
star ninety two to five, fat bottom girls, because you
gotta have something to hold on to. The boombo like that.
But I'm talking about Well, look you here, a man
suspected of king a tesla in San Jose, a Costo
(39:22):
parking lot, has been arrested because it was all caught
on video by the tesla century Line.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah, videotape everything around that car.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
In the video, a dark colored Hyundai SUV is seen
pulling up to a parking spot next to the white tesla.
A white bearded man wearing a USA leather jacket with
an American eagle on the back. Oh wow, is scene
scraping his key along the tesla's side, scratching it.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
I guess he's not happy with elon, do you think?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
San Jose Police confirmed that officers identified and arrested the
suspect on suspicion of felony vandalism. His name has not
been released, but Tesla's CEO, Musky as in Elon, apparently
caught wind of the incident and responded to the police
department's post on x with an American flag emoji. Well,
(40:14):
of course he did, even though he's pretty much the
reason people are doing these.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Sort of things all over the country because so many
people have lost their jobs.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yes, Tesla and its CEO have drawn criticism across the
country because Musky became a key figure in the Trump
administration and nobody voted for that.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I see what you did there, you said key figures.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
On Tuesday, five Tesla vehicles were set on fire and
shot at in an arsenal attack Jesus at a Tesla
service center in Las Vegas. Wow.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
And then in Texas they stole tires like forty four
tires off Tesla's.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah, well, Muskie, get the hit, so I'm just get
to hit.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Let's travel to Minnesota, where forty year old Minnesota Senator
Justin Ihorn is federal charges after he was arrested and
charged in Hennebon County. Now he allegedly tried to solicit
sex from a seventeen year.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Old girl or what he thought was a seventeen year
old year old.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I knew you were gonna say.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Surprise, it was a member of the Bloomington Police Department.
Iicorn is a Republican from Grand Rapids who is married
with four children. He's been charged with attempted coercion and
enticement of a minor in federal court. Icorn was arrested
on Saint Patrick's Day in Bloomington, and police say they
communicated with Icorn, who was sure that he was talking
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to a seventeen year old girl.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
But no, what are you wearing?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
A detective arranged.
Speaker 5 (41:39):
To meet with him near the eighty three hundred block
of Normandale Boulevard in Bloomington. Icorn was seen a riding
in the area on a pickup truck. He was then
arrested and booked into jail. Busted, dude, we're all gonna learn.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, if you're on the internet, you ain't gonna be
texting a seventeen year old girl. There's going to be
a cop gun. Hey, we got another one.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
And instead of the judge handing down the sentence, I
think they should have his wife hand down the sentine.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Oh, don't worry, I bet she's doing it right. Now,
I bet she is. I hope they add saltpeter to
all of his prison food. Yeah, for the next ten years.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Nesslie USA is doing a recall certain batches of Line
Cuisine and Stofer's frozen meals. Heads up, people might contain
pieces of wood.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
What oh, that ain't good unless you're a terminal. Unless
you're a TERMINI. Yeah, that's right. We were kind of
screwed there. If you buy Link Cuisine and Stofer's, which
I do.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
Sometimes, the recall applies to limited quantities of meals with
best before dates between September twenty twenty five and April
twenty twenty six. These include Link Cuisine butternuts, squashed ravioli.
It's better than it takes than it sounds, I promise,
Line Cuisine, spinach artichoke ravioli, Lin Cuisine lemon garlic shrimp
stir fry, and Stoffer's Party Size Hit in the Lasagna.
(43:02):
The products were distributed to major stores in the US
between September of last year and this month. No products
beyond those listed are affected. Be careful and watch out.
Yeah yeah, I might dig around there. See if you
find a wood chippy.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
There isn't that full of fiber. Yeah, but it's not
the kind of fiber you want to consume.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
The Fort Warre Zoo was filled with families yesterday as
many students were celebrating their spring break. The zoo offers
half price admissions every Wednesday, but with schools on spring break,
many families took the opportunity to see the native and
exotic animals. The attraction has off. If you're planning on
going to the Fort Warre Zoo, you should prepare to
(43:41):
deal with a big crowd because well, it's spring break
and uh, Mickey is it Mickey Madison or Mikey Madison?
The singer Mikey Madison, Jack Black, and John ham are
next up to Old Saturday Night Live as the show
hits the final stretch of its fiftieth seas less than
a month after winning the Best Actress Oscar for Anora.
(44:04):
Madison is set to make her SNL hosting debut March
the twenty ninth, with musical guests Morgan Wallace, Jack Black,
who craze It. He has signed on to host for
the fourth time on April fifth, a day after the
release of his newest film, A Minecraft Movie.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
Now.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
John Hamm has also agreed to become a four time
host on April twelfth, the day after the debut of
his Apple TV play show Friends and Neighbors and Lizzo
Hoop bad Ass will be four time musical guests as
she promotes her forthcoming album Love in Real Life. Say
they all have something to promote, yes, and that's the
way to do it. I Love Lizzo. SNL has been
(44:46):
basking in the spotlight all season. It's fiftieth anniversary celebration
last month became NBC's most watched primetime entertainment telecast in
five years. Oh wow, awesome. I don't mean to, you know,
hon Kong Lizzo because she hosted and she was really funny.
He is, And I didn't know she could play the
flute so good.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Oh that's what she's known for.
Speaker 6 (45:08):
Yeah, oh my god, what a powerhouse vocalist. I saw
it at Dicky's Arena a few years ago. Oh Janju
really he bloomed the doors off the place.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Man. And in case you were wondering, Finland is named
the happiest country in the world for the eighth year
in a row, according to the World Happiness Report twenty
twenty five. I didn't even know there was a World
Happiness Report.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Yeah every year.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
The name sounds kind of lame. Really, yes's me Other
Nordic countries are also once again at the top of
the happiness rankings. Besides Finland, Denmark, Iceland and Sweden remained
the top four in that same order. When it comes
to decreasing happiness and growing on happiness, the United States
has dropped to its lowest ever position at twenty fourth,
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having previously peaked at eleventh place in twenty twelve. The
report states that the number of people dining alone in
America has increased by fifty three percent over the past
two decades.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
See that makes me sad, Yes it does.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Afghanistan is again ranked the unhappiest country in the world.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
I wonder why.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Yeah, it's Afghanistan at least indeed Afghanistan. Afghan women saying
their lives are especially difficult because they don't have any
rights there. No, I was happy to tell you that. Okay.
George Thurd tickets coming out put him a Dallas Horse,
Classic Ronk lone Star ninety two to five, Fabulous Thunderbirds
(46:36):
and Homeboy, Jimmy Vaughan from the Fabulous Thunderbirds, and of
course Stevie Ray's brother, Jimmy Vaughan, is seventy four years old.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Wow, Happy birthday, Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
We love you man. He's a good guy, he really is. Hey,
we got some food today. We did. We did the
original chop shop brought us up a bunch of stuff
and I'm full, I'm stuffed, and I need a nap,
but I'm gonna finish the show.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
First, the Chopparito Chicken Bowl, which is like their answer
to the Burrito Bowl. But they also brought cheap day
raps with ham one with no eggs special for both.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
I know, you know.
Speaker 5 (47:11):
They have protein bowls, superfruit bowls, sandwiches, chops, solas, breakfast wraps,
and their whole thing is they have a commitment to
wholesome choices. And they have ten locations here in North Texas.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
All right, Dan ten? Wow? Okay, before we go any further,
I don't know those astronauts that splashed down on Tuesday
on Tuesday and all the little dolphins were around them. Yeah, yeah,
kind of like a scene from Cocoon, remember that. Yeah, So,
I don't know if you saw this or not. I
just heard it this morning, DESSI light it from the
(47:43):
Daily Show. Who I love I love her too. She
did a little welcome back to Earth for the astronauts. Okay, okay,
let's hear this was on The Daily Show last night.
Speaker 9 (47:54):
Hello Astronauts and welcome back to Earth. You got to
see dolphins before they went extinct.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
How cool is that?
Speaker 2 (48:01):
As you are flown back to the US.
Speaker 9 (48:03):
This video will reacclimate your mind on what you missed
while you are in space. First, the Gulf of Mexico
you landed in is now the Gulf of America. But
don't worry.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
The name change is symbolic. We're not going to war
with Mexico. We're going to war with Canada.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
That's what I like about you. Well, what do you
like about me? Give me a minute and I'll think
of something.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
I know.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
What I like is Friday tomorrow. Yeah, baby, And we
got a guest who's never been on the show before,
a virgin Kelsey Cook is at the Addison Improv and
she going to stop by tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
He's a very funny girl.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Plus, we'll have that last family four pack of tickets
to the worth four hundred at least until we get
closer to the race. Yeah, and more. George through good
tickets for you. Let's talk time wasters, what you got
from it.
Speaker 5 (48:54):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
m show page at lone star ninety two to five
dot com. So Guns N' Roses have an now that
their drummer, Frank Ferrera has left the group. He has
manned the drum kit for the band for the past
nineteen years and he's moving on. Reportedly, he's leaving on
good terms. Bo The band took to social media to
make the announcement, saying that it was amicable. The departure
(49:17):
is a bit of a surprise, though, as Ferrera posted
on his Instagram back in December about being excited for
their twenty twenty five tour, which starts in May in
Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Well, I guess he wasn't that excited because he's.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Leading the band Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
Yeah. Expect the band to announce a replacement soon, but
for now, Frank is out. Ozzy Osbourne has once again
paid tribute to his guitarist Randy Rhoads.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Did you see this social media post?
Speaker 8 (49:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (49:43):
Heard it?
Speaker 5 (49:43):
He marked the forty third anniversary of Randy's death in
that horrific plane crash he was only twenty five when
he died. Ozzie paid tribute on his social media saying
Randy Rhodes was quite possibly the best composer and musician
I've ever met in my life. We have the post
up on our page now. Years ago, in an interview,
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Ozzy Osborne talked about how the song Diary of a
Madman features one of his favorite guitar solos by the
late Randy Rhoads.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
His guitar solo and Daughter of a Madman.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
At the end of that midlighte siction, it's look the
sign buzz you'd get up an old Zeppelin album you
got off that kind of the soma set a ghost
to you know, you.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Mean we can actually understand the words, Ozzy Osbourne said,
that is how old that clip is. Yeah, before that
old message.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:33):
Now we need the subtitles to understand what he said.
But it was a beautiful tribute to Randy Rhoades.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
I was working in Minnesota right before I left to
come here when that accident happened.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
It was horrible because you know, he was afraid to fly,
Randy Rhoades, and the only reason that he got on
the plane was because he wanted to take pictures of
the countryside for his mom. Oh geez yeah, rest in peace,
Randy roadse forty three years ago. Elton John and Brandy
Carlisle are going to be the musical guests on Saturday
Night Live on April fifth, the day after their album
(51:08):
Who Believes In Angels is released.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Jack Black is gonna host that night.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
Elton and Brandy are also promoting the album by holding
listening parties around the world and their show next Wednesday,
March twenty sixth. That The London Palladium is going to
be on CBS on April sixth at seven pm and
will stream on Paramount Plus. And you talked about this earlier,
though Van Halen's nineteen ninety one free show in Dallas
is going to be out on CD on March twenty eighth.
(51:34):
We have all the details up, including the video of
Judgment Day from that show, and new music from Queen
May be on the way.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (51:44):
Brian May says it's definitely a possibility. In a new
interview with Mojo magazine, he said that he and Roger
Taylor are constantly writing and coming up with ideas and
doing things in their studios, so they could have the
beginnings of a new queen song or songs very very
sile Okay, And finally from our freaking fool file, a
(52:05):
Florida man was arrested recently for stealing an ambulance. Okay,
that happens a lot in Florida, but this guy took
police on an erratic chase through the streets of Tampa
and when they finally caught up with him, before he
gave up, he chugs his beer down and it was
all caught on video. Check it out on the Bow
and Them show page at lone Star ninety two to
five dot com.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
By the way, that runs right by my house, I
wondered where that convenience.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
You're a hell adjacent?
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Damn right? Okay, thank god Tomorrow's Friday. Huh yes, I'm
ready for it. Kelsey Cook is going to be here.
She's at the Addison Improv. We've never had her on
the show before. She's awesome. I watch her on the
video reels all the time for funny as hell. I
have to check the girl out here. Okay. So before
we go and get into the after show decompression session,
(53:07):
I promised everybody, just like I promised you at the
first of the show that I would play Springtime for.
Speaker 5 (53:15):
Hitler from the Broadway musical The Producers. So it's not us, okay, no,
it's not us.
Speaker 4 (53:22):
No no no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
This is from the producers. And since it's the first
day of spring.
Speaker 8 (53:28):
Here you go.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
Spring Time for Hitl on Germany.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Atune. We'll see tomorrow
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